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Hey, sexy. Mind if I take a shower?

2
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Well, it's gonna fog up my mirror.

3
00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:22,064
How about I wipe a little spot
on the shower door,

4
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and then you can sneak a peek?

5
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Wipe two spots. One for the fun zone,
and then do another one for your face.

6
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Yeah, deal.

7
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And it's a great property,
but I overleveraged myself.

8
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I might have to sell it at a loss.
And it's hitting all my failure buttons.

9
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I'm sorry, are you okay?

10
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Yeah. I took my meds, but they don't
always kick in the way they used to.

11
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If it bothers you,
I can put my hand in my lap.

12
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And I'll cover it with this blanket.

13
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But then it might look like I'm pleasuring
myself to your financial troubles.

14
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Sorry, if it's a distraction.

15
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Thank you.

16
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What are you in for?

17
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Parkinson's. You?

18
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Just a haircut.

19
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I deserve more of a laugh than that.

20
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I'm sorry.
I'm just going through it today.

21
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You look good.
Your voice is firm. Makes you sound wise.

22
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Yeah, I am quite wise.

23
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How's your balance?

24
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Not bad. The stupid exercises help.

25
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Me? I fall three times a day.
I'm thinking of taking up stunt work.

26
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- Paul.
- Gerry.

27
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Only a mild tremor.
I would kill to have a tremor like that.

28
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Yeah. Well, I get real stiff.

29
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And my left side hurts all the time.

30
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I told my girlfriend that sex helps,

31
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but she's a doctor
so she knows I'm full of shit.

32
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That's a tough break.

33
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I feel stupid complaining to you.

34
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Please.

35
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We're all on the same shitty train
to Sucksville.

36
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How's the brain? Any hallucinations?

37
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No, thank God.

38
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They're the worst.

39
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Bad enough your body goes, but then
you start seeing shit. It's scary.

40
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I didn't even know
that was a thing with Parkinson's.

41
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Although, one time I saw Halle Berry
in the bathtub with me.

42
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Another time it was my mom.

43
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So, good and bad?
Unless your mom's really hot.

44
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Well, Dad says she's a bobcat in the sack.

45
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Enough whining.
I'm still here, so fuck Parkinson's.

46
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Yeah. Okay.

47
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You gotta say it to mean it.

48
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Gerry, I'll grab you in a minute.

49
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Paul, you ready?

50
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Fuck Parkinson's.

51
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Fuck Parkinson's.

52
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What the fuck? I was here first.

53
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<i>I gotta face it, Jimmy.</i>

54
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The end of my life is gonna be hard.

55
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And I can either be
a self-pitying shithead,

56
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or I can suck the marrow
out of what's left of this amazing life.

57
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No more living in Why Me Land.

58
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I kinda like Why Me Land.

59
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I spent a couple years there recently.

60
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It's nice.

61
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Well, anyway, that's my new philosophy.
Fuck Parkinson's.

62
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Catchy. Fuck Parkinson's.

63
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- Fuck Parkinson's.
- Fuck it right in the face.

64
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Don't fuck my disease in the face, Jimmy.

65
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We'll see.

66
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But I need a favor.

67
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Keep me in check if you see me sinking.

68
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Pull me up.

69
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I know that's a lot to ask.

70
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Paul.

71
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I have leaned on you so much.

72
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Just grateful I get the chance
to pay you back even a little.

73
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That said, I still don't understand
why that means

74
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I have to ride next to you in a sports car
while you drive like a lunatic.

75
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Are you coming or not? Just because
I'm not allowed on the streets,

76
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doesn't mean I can't do it.

77
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Paul, Paul.

78
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- You having fun?
- Yeah.

79
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Good.

80
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Paul, slow down.

81
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Paul, this is triggering.

82
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My wife died in a car, Paul.

83
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Come on! Relax.

84
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{\an8}Baby, sorry, we ran out of creamer
'cause I didn't feel like getting it.

85
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{\an8}Also, last night when you were sleeping...

86
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Let's see... How do I say this?

87
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You started screaming like a little bitch.

88
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What's the dealio?

89
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- You know--
- Come on. No, no, really.

90
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Like, what is it?

91
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{\an8}Okay.

92
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{\an8}When I was ten,

93
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{\an8}I threw a pine cone at a crow in my yard.

94
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{\an8}And needless to say he was pissed.

95
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{\an8}And he would dive bomb me every time
I went to the bus stop.

96
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{\an8}Like, every time.
You know crows hold grudges?

97
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{\an8}I did not. But this is already
the best story I've ever heard.

98
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{\an8}Yeah. So, I have this recurring nightmare
that he's gonna find me and fuck me up.

99
00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,535
{\an8}What? So you think
he's gonna, like, rip out your eyes?

100
00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:10,162
{\an8}He'll probably just take one eye.

101
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{\an8}That way you'll be able to see him smile
while he eats it.

102
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{\an8}I'm so glad I shared this with you.

103
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{\an8}I know. I'm sorry, baby. I love you.

104
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I love you.

105
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- What?
- What do you mean "what?"

106
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Did you not hear the way you said
"I love you"?

107
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Yeah, I sound normal.

108
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{\an8}You sound like Morpheus. Try it again.

109
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I love you. Wow!

110
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- Just keep it caj, like, love ya.
- All right.

111
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{\an8}Love ya.

112
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{\an8}Give me a kiss.

113
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There's racist Pam.

114
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I have to do something
so she knows I hate her.

115
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{\an8}Trust me. Everyone you hate is already
well aware you hate them.

116
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{\an8}Well, you do something,
so she knows you hate her too.

117
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{\an8}Like what?

118
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{\an8}I mean, how many dicks can I tell her
to eat at this point? It's redundant.

119
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We're getting closer. Think of something.

120
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Good morning.

121
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{\an8}That was the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
You wanna go home and have a quick?

122
00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:07,678
{\an8}- Hell, sure.
- All right.

123
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{\an8}Come on, let's go.

124
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{\an8}Done. Look at me building shit, so masc.
Is it turning you on?

125
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{\an8}It would be
if you were doing it correctly.

126
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{\an8}Come on, there's nothing more masc than
confidently doing something incorrectly.

127
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{\an8}Unless I was, like, standing by a grill

128
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{\an8}and simultaneously overcooking
and undercooking sausages.

129
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Appreciate it, man.

130
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- Yo, Pops.
- Yeah?

131
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{\an8}I put some extra peppers in that bag
for Graham.

132
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{\an8}And I'll see y'all at Sunday dinner.

133
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Where you off to?

134
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He's got a booty call.

135
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- That's a--
- He knows what a booty call is.

136
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Geez, man. I'm in my 40s.

137
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So is she.

138
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The older the berry the sweeter the juice.

139
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Sometimes I miss when we weren't talking.

140
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{\an8}Stop. All right.

141
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Huge news!

142
00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:03,025
You found my last pair of clean boxers?

143
00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,443
What? No.

144
00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:07,487
The Wesleyan soccer coach is coming
to my next game to watch me play.

145
00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,866
- Wow. That's exciting too.
- Yeah.

146
00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:14,870
Hey! Bingo. Good news keeps coming.

147
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You're going commando right now?

148
00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,750
- No.
- ...again.

149
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I'm moving past it.

150
00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,837
I'm going to play soccer in Connecticut!

151
00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:30,093
<i>It's weird, everyone around me
seems to be so full of joy lately.</i>

152
00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,804
<i>I still get knocked on my ass
by the smallest things.</i>

153
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It's funny, my friend Paul,
he got me thinking.

154
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We all have agency.

155
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And maybe happiness is not
this impossible thing.

156
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You just have to choose it.

157
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And why are you saying this to me?

158
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My mistake.

159
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You're like the happiest person I know.

160
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Listen, you don't have to try
and inspire me every time we talk.

161
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Why can't we just sit
and enjoy our coffees?

162
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Because the coffee from your shop
is almost a hate crime.

163
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Fair. Why do you think
the coyote is so sad?

164
00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:02,876
Maybe because you call it a coyote?
That's not British that's just--

165
00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,419
- What do you call it?
- Coyote.

166
00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:05,796
Coyote.

167
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,673
- Nope.
- Okay.

168
00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:08,882
I gotta ask.

169
00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:13,095
Are you happy spending your days
handing out the Wi-Fi password

170
00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,179
and heating up milk?

171
00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:17,516
Hey, I also have complete creative control
over how the muffins are arranged.

172
00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:20,102
Okay. Didn't you use to be
a graphic designer?

173
00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,772
Yeah. You know the logo
at the farmers' market?

174
00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:25,566
- Yeah.
- That was me.

175
00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:27,860
Get the fuck out of here.

176
00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:30,070
I see that every time I go
to the farmers' market.

177
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,697
Yeah, that's how it works.

178
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At some point you're gonna
have to restart your life.

179
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,079
I know.

180
00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:43,834
I'm just finally feeling okay where I am.

181
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,753
I think I don't wanna risk messing
with that.

182
00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,755
Yeah, I get that.

183
00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,966
Alice and I are doing
really great right now.

184
00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:53,010
She's gonna be heading off
to college soon.

185
00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:57,764
All I want is for her to live with me
until I die peacefully.

186
00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:58,849
And then she can go off

187
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,560
and make whatever mistakes
a young woman in her 70s might make.

188
00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:02,936
That sounds healthy.

189
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,105
How you dealing with it?

190
00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,650
Same thing I tell my patients.
Fake it till you make it.

191
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,402
I'm gonna be supportive.

192
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,279
Do everything I can
to help her get into Wesleyan.

193
00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,198
<i>Pretend I'm not dying inside.</i>

194
00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:22,456
Goal!

195
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:27,252
I'm just practicing
'cause I know you're gonna get one today.

196
00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:30,088
Are you seriously
putting that much pressure on me?

197
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:32,591
What? No. You don't have to score at all.

198
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,301
No. If I don't, I'm doomed.

199
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,387
I hope whatever you want to happen,

200
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:40,390
happens without you feeling
like it has to happen.

201
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:43,477
I still can't figure out
how to wear my new haircut for the game.

202
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,812
Do I wear a headband? Or half up? Or--

203
00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,272
Hey, hey. I love it.

204
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,068
Your mom used to wear her hair like that
when we first met.

205
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,612
- Wait. Really?
- No. I don't know why I said that.

206
00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:57,199
You made me really nervous with
the whole goal versus no goal issue.

207
00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,368
I do have one small request.

208
00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:02,496
Can we do face paint for the game today?

209
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,290
She said no, Derek.

210
00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:07,334
Come on!

211
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,710
Chest is still good though, yeah?

212
00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:10,629
She said no paint anywhere.

213
00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:12,840
What are we? Quakers?

214
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,342
When did I join club no fun?

215
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,596
Why did he have it on already?

216
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,849
He says it gives it time to settle.

217
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:23,725
Hey, I'm leaving.

218
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,352
- Okay.
- I'm coming.

219
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:28,814
Okay. Listen, I've been visualizing this.

220
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,149
The Wesleyan coach loves you.

221
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:34,319
You get to go to your dream college
in New England.

222
00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:36,405
My turtleneck game is fire.

223
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:41,451
I'm there for all the big games. Season
opener, homecoming, neighbors weekend.

224
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:43,120
- Parents weekend.
- We'll see.

225
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,413
Are you good?

226
00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:46,582
I didn't really sleep.
I'm losing my shit a bit.

227
00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:48,709
Hey, if you start
to feel nervous out there,

228
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:51,628
I want you to look up into the stands
and see all of us

229
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,839
- and borrow our positive energy.
- Yes.

230
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,632
- And we're gonna project it at you.
- Okay.

231
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:56,717
We're gonna be like...

232
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,515
- Dad, what is wrong with you?
- You look like you're vomiting on her.

233
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:04,892
I know, I heard it.

234
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:07,728
Hey, Alice. We're really proud of you.

235
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,062
I haven't played yet.

236
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,272
Doesn't matter.

237
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,490
Morning. Did I put that smile
on your face?

238
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,658
You did.

239
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,122
I think we should end this.

240
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:31,502
And by this, you mean
the talking before the sex. Right?

241
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,629
When I met you, I'd just gotten divorced

242
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:37,382
and I needed something sexy and fun.

243
00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:43,555
And along comes a hot younger man
who called me Dr. Sykes in bed.

244
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,891
Well, there's no way
I'm learning your first name now.

245
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,395
I think it's time for me
to stop hiding from the future.

246
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,439
Okay, that sucks.

247
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:55,150
Are you really gonna pretend
this is super serious to you?

248
00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:56,944
Nah. But...

249
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,322
I am gonna miss it.

250
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,075
Well, I didn't say
it had to end this second.

251
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:06,078
So we doing the grand finale type thing?

252
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,039
Doing the gospel choir with the...
fireworks?

253
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,749
Yeah, but I gotta be at work in 15.

254
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,961
I can do a no-frills ten.
Come here, Dr. Sykes.

255
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,964
No shit. She really broke up with you?

256
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,131
Yeah.

257
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,676
You seem surprised?

258
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,928
Only because she hasn't called me yet.

259
00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:27,057
We talked about it more,
and she said that being with me

260
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,600
was keeping her from moving forward.

261
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:32,229
I understand it, but it's still annoying.

262
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,940
Well, maybe it's annoying
because deep down you realize

263
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,942
that you should be moving on too.

264
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,735
I know you want more.

265
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,781
A real relationship, your own place,

266
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,075
a sailboat in Connecticut.

267
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,453
Okay, the last one's mine.

268
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:53,250
But point is,
if you're not growing, you're not living.

269
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,043
Nah, I lived this morning.

270
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,128
Twice.

271
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,130
I'll make a note of that.

272
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:03,218
Patient keeps bragging
despite having been dumped.

273
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:05,262
I miss the notebook.

274
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:06,930
So do I, kid.

275
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,224
My handwriting got too shaky.

276
00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:12,519
Have I taught you about The Field?

277
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,856
Is this more of
your crunchy munchy spiritual crap?

278
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,859
Life is a conversation with the universe.

279
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,360
And we're off.

280
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:26,116
The Field is an intelligent energy force
that knows who you're supposed to be.

281
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:31,622
And it's gonna keep demonstrating to you
what it is you need to work on most.

282
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:35,334
Over and over again
until you start to do it.

283
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,418
Damn.

284
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,880
That actually sounds like
it would be very helpful

285
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,423
if it were real.

286
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:43,884
Why are you smiling?

287
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,970
Because I'm just thinking about
how much I'm gonna enjoy it

288
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,723
when you find out that Field is real.

289
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:51,934
And when that happens,

290
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:54,311
you don't even have to tell me
I was right.

291
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,438
Just, I don't know,

292
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,691
throw me some prayer hands

293
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,402
like I'm a god.

294
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,031
How about I hit you with a sexy wink?

295
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:08,867
You call that sexy?

296
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:10,953
Okay. Let me see your game.

297
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,251
All right. I'd hit that.

298
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,710
You couldn't handle it.

299
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:24,132
It's a lot redoing
the upstairs guest bathroom.

300
00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:29,054
And I appreciate that my husband's
giving me carte blanche budget wise.

301
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:34,226
But every time I try to tell him
what I want to do creatively,

302
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,103
he doesn't wanna hear it.

303
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:37,938
Brave women are often silenced, Kathy.

304
00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:41,817
You, Rosa Parks, Pussy Riot...

305
00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:45,112
<i>Yeah, and I know
I shouldn't have said that.</i>

306
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,282
But her problem just felt so trivial.
I couldn't stay focused.

307
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,158
Man, I zone out sometimes too.

308
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:52,452
I got this one patient, Gregory.

309
00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:53,662
He goes by Spider.

310
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,290
He's got the great nickname,
he's covered in tats.

311
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,000
He's always wearing some cool boots.

312
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:01,336
This guy is so fucking boring--

313
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,589
Hey, am I early?

314
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:04,673
Gregory?

315
00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:08,135
Hey, man. How goes it?

316
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:10,637
- We're gonna go do this.
- Yeah, go.

317
00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:13,849
Every time I doubt myself as a therapist,

318
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:17,811
he goes and does something so stupid
that it makes me feel better about myself.

319
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,730
That's why I keep him around.

320
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,357
Yeah. You know,
everybody I've been treating these days

321
00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:24,484
just seems to be caught up
in such low-stakes shit.

322
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,069
I know, suffering is suffering.

323
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,864
And I'm grateful to make a living
doing what we do.

324
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,073
But...

325
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,869
I don't know. That stuff with my sister,
my dad being bipolar.

326
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:38,040
Like, I got into this because I wanted
to help people deal with real trauma.

327
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,711
Like, sometimes I just feel like I'm not
doing what I'm supposed to be doing.

328
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:43,837
Does that make any sense?

329
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,633
My first job was at Bellevue.

330
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:53,263
Suicidal ideation, personality disorders,
schizophrenia, all of it.

331
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:54,473
How was it?

332
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,642
It was the worst job I ever had.

333
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:59,645
- Really?
- And also the best.

334
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,481
You'd be great there.

335
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,275
Thanks, Paul.

336
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,818
As a doctor,

337
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,696
- or as a patient.
- Whatever.

338
00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:13,407
Okay. I've been thinking
about the color scheme in your nursery.

339
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:16,869
For the curtains, I have two swatches
for you to choose from.

340
00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:19,540
- Tell him the truth.
- I have one swatch.

341
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:21,290
- Okay.
- But I'm really excited

342
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,917
- to hear your thoughts.
- Truth.

343
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,838
I don't care what you think,
and I also chose the wallpaper.

344
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:29,258
Okay. You know, actually,
Ava is coming to see us tomorrow.

345
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,468
She might have some fun thoughts
decor-wise.

346
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:33,637
You know,
Derek's brother used to eat candles.

347
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,055
What?

348
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,683
I thought we were talking about
stupid shit that doesn't matter.

349
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,185
Okay. Just show me the baby's wallpaper.

350
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:42,104
Not yet.
The most important person isn't here.

351
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,439
Rude. I told you Charlie couldn't make it.

352
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:46,775
- Who gives a shit about Charlie?
- What's up, sluts?

353
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,402
- Hey!
- Hello.

354
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,279
Now we can begin.

355
00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:54,032
So, what do you think?

356
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,325
It's so peaceful--

357
00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:56,535
Don't interrupt Gaby.

358
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,245
I can't interrupt her
while she's thinking?

359
00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:00,747
- Brian, please! Damn.
- Okay. All right, I'm sorry.

360
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,000
Liz, I love it.

361
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,585
It's so peaceful.

362
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,671
Plus, if you're feeling lazy, you don't
want to take the baby for a walk,

363
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:11,133
you can just be like, "Look up at the sky,
baby. We're already outside."

364
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,551
Babies are dumb.

365
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,262
Can you believe she thinks she gets to
make these decisions about my baby.

366
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,848
You knew what you was getting into
when you hired Nanny Mc-Liz.

367
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:22,477
I made it perfectly clear you would be
dealing with a major control freak.

368
00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:23,937
I'm the worst.

369
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:29,359
I'm just... I must take this out back.

370
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,529
Hey, you.

371
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:33,614
What was that about?

372
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:34,698
I don't know.

373
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,784
The past few days,
he's been taking secret calls.

374
00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:38,869
It's so weird.

375
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,954
Usually, he answers the phone
on speaker phone,

376
00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:43,874
and makes everyone say hi
to whoever it is on the line.

377
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,000
It makes me crazy.

378
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,627
Obviously, he's revenge cheating on you.

379
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,545
- What?
- Yes, the one-year rule.

380
00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:51,507
He gets that much time to do the same
thing you did with no consequences.

381
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,468
Liz?

382
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,054
Damn, dude. You broke her.

383
00:18:57,137 --> 00:19:00,307
- Liz, I was joking. It was just a joke.
- Hey. Come back, girl. Come back.

384
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,226
Hey, hey! Come on!
We got a soccer game to get to.

385
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:05,103
- That's right. Let's go! Let's go.
- Let's go! Let's go!

386
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,523
- Let's do it! Let's do it.
- Let's go! Let's go.

387
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:09,191
- Let's go.
- Let's go.

388
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,567
What's up with her?

389
00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:13,028
She's freaked out 'cause
she thinks Derek might be cheating on her.

390
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,404
The one-year rule?

391
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:16,865
It happens.

392
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,451
Dude, it's real?

393
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:20,577
Yeah.

394
00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:22,329
- Come on! Who's pumped?
- Yes!

395
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,915
Me! I'm pumped. You pumped?

396
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,333
- What's soccer?
- I'm pumped!

397
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,961
- You pumped!
- Wait for me, wait for me.

398
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:35,634
Are we early, or does everybody
just hate soccer as much as I do?

399
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,428
Hey. I have a fun way to pass the time.

400
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,265
I had Brian look at your new will.

401
00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:45,143
And he said it's more complicated
to become each other's beneficiaries

402
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,395
than we think.

403
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:49,314
We gotta get that power of attorney
straightened out too.

404
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:52,943
When it comes time to pull the plug on me,

405
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:56,238
I'm pretty sure
Meg's gonna chicken out. So...

406
00:19:57,698 --> 00:20:00,200
- you're my girl.
- I can't wait.

407
00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:02,452
- Can't wait for what?
- When I have to put Paul down.

408
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,872
Cool. Let's get lunch after.

409
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:05,998
Holy Macanoli.

410
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,041
Look at all these beautiful faces.

411
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:11,044
Thanks for coming, everyone.
I just want to say--

412
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:14,006
- Not every moment is a speech moment.
- This one is.

413
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:16,133
It still feels like a good lesson for you.

414
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:19,303
Look, it means the world.
Y'all showing up like this.

415
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:23,140
I'm not sure Alice would be such a strong
young woman if it weren't for all of you.

416
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,433
She wouldn't be.

417
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,476
- We did most of it.
- You did nothing.

418
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,729
What the fuck?
I'm trying to say thank you.

419
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:30,689
Great speech, Jimbo. Sit down.

420
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,316
Hey, man. I heard Alice got her hair cut,

421
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,942
so you might have to show me
which one she is.

422
00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:35,027
No problem.

423
00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:37,946
- I love you.
- Sean.

424
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:39,198
You told people?

425
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,908
Only Sean, babe.

426
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,869
I love you too, man.

427
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,622
And everybody else. I'm sorry, babe.

428
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:48,874
Hey! Come on, Alice! Let's go!

429
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:50,250
Come on, Alice!

430
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:51,418
You're not cheering?

431
00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:52,961
She's just stretching.

432
00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:55,547
- Stretching like a beast!
- Hey.

433
00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:57,841
- Don't say beast. No.
- Yeah. Don't call women beasts, dude.

434
00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:00,636
A beast is a good thing in sports.

435
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:02,387
- It is? Our bad.
- Our bad.

436
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,936
Go, Alice!

437
00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,687
Wait. Why aren't you out there?

438
00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:13,315
The coach suggested
I might be better as a fan.

439
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:16,401
Shut up!
Every coach I ever had said that to me.

440
00:21:17,778 --> 00:21:19,738
Okay. Let's go, Alice!

441
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:29,915
Okay, okay. All right. Go, go, go.

442
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:32,751
Yes, great pass.

443
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,923
Okay. Hey! That was a great idea, Alice.

444
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,759
- She likes it when I stay positive.
- Well, I'm not you.

445
00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:45,514
Hey, ponytail! When Alice gives you
a good pass, finish it! Yeah, you!

446
00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:48,350
- Jesus, Paul.
- Hey, Paul. Just tone it down.

447
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:50,894
Let's go, Alice! Come on, girl!

448
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:53,480
- Come on, girl!
- That's it. Come on, Alice!

449
00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:57,067
- Come on. You've got this game!
- Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

450
00:21:58,277 --> 00:22:00,070
God! That's a foul!

451
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,363
- Play on!
- Come on, ref.

452
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,198
What game are you watching?

453
00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:05,075
Pull your head out of your ass!

454
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,244
Oh, my gosh. We are so cute.

455
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:09,705
Go, sweetie. Go, go, go.

456
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,209
That's all right.

457
00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:18,046
Hey. You're a doctor, right?
I'm having so much trouble focusing.

458
00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:19,423
I'm not giving you Adderall.

459
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:27,806
Hey, don't touch my little girl.

460
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:31,894
- Good call, ref. Thank you, ref.
- Yeah! Finally, finally.

461
00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:33,520
Nice and calm, sweetie.

462
00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:41,403
Wait, wait. Hey, everybody.

463
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:43,655
I need you to do what I do, okay?

464
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:51,288
Okay, like that.

465
00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:14,728
Goal!

466
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:19,733
- Amazing game.
- Hey, you played awesome too.

467
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:20,817
Thanks.

468
00:23:20,901 --> 00:23:25,822
Alice, Alice, Alice.

469
00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:27,115
Okay, it's getting weird now.

470
00:23:27,199 --> 00:23:29,117
Hey, Alice. You have a second?

471
00:23:29,201 --> 00:23:31,161
- Sure.
- Is that the Wesleyan coach?

472
00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:33,205
- Don't look.
- I don't give a shit.

473
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:34,998
I'm staring her down.

474
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:36,583
Alice Laird.

475
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:40,921
- Do you wanna just.
- Paul, Paul,

476
00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:43,715
I feel like that's the exact
wrong approach for this moment.

477
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,803
So if you two are definitely switching
your power of attorney,

478
00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:50,222
I'd also recommend updating your 401(k)s,

479
00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:53,433
and getting Julie on the deed
to your condo, which is a tricky process.

480
00:23:53,517 --> 00:23:57,104
You need a notary, and a witness,
and the whisker of a snow leopard.

481
00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:59,731
What do I have to sign
to get you to stop talking?

482
00:23:59,815 --> 00:24:01,733
Hey! You asked me, Grumpus.

483
00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:06,363
Ignore him. It's all just... I don't know...
Just feels so complicated.

484
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:08,115
What if you two just got married?

485
00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:10,325
Wouldn't that take care most of this?

486
00:24:11,243 --> 00:24:13,412
You know, he's not wrong.

487
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:17,416
I mean, what little girl
hasn't dreamed of getting married,

488
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:19,585
so that she has fewer forms to fill out.

489
00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:21,503
Yeah, that would do it.

490
00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:31,763
Did you just propose to my girlfriend
for me?

491
00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:39,271
- Paul--
- No, no, no.

492
00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:41,732
It's too delicious. Don't rush it.

493
00:24:46,612 --> 00:24:47,905
My bad.

494
00:24:51,575 --> 00:24:52,576
My bad.

495
00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:01,001
It'll be fine.

496
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:02,252
I don't think it will.

497
00:25:04,922 --> 00:25:06,173
- Hey, babe.
- Hey.

498
00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:09,092
I have a confession to make.

499
00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:11,512
The call I took yesterday--

500
00:25:11,595 --> 00:25:12,596
Wait. I knew it.

501
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:15,557
Is it that lady from your cornhole league?

502
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:17,935
Are you screwing the cornwhore?

503
00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:19,603
No. Sharon is asexual.

504
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:22,773
To know that you must be
talking to her way too much.

505
00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:24,107
Look, all the calls

506
00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:27,819
were Matthew. He got fired again.

507
00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:30,197
And he wanted my help
breaking the news to you.

508
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,157
Well, why wouldn't he just tell me?

509
00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:37,955
Maybe he feels like sometimes
you can be a little hard on him.

510
00:25:38,622 --> 00:25:40,832
Like, when he was five,
and he scratched your car,

511
00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:42,918
so you broke the bell on his tricycle.

512
00:25:43,502 --> 00:25:45,587
- Eye for an eye.
- Exactly.

513
00:25:45,671 --> 00:25:49,007
I think he thinks it would just go
smoother if I softened you up first.

514
00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:52,553
Your butt looks slammin' in those pants
by the way.

515
00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:55,973
Go on.

516
00:25:58,141 --> 00:25:59,434
He needs to move back home.

517
00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:01,353
- Again?
- Yes!

518
00:26:01,436 --> 00:26:03,605
When is this kid gonna
get his act together?

519
00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:06,650
I know. Honey, he's struggling.
What else are we gonna do?

520
00:26:08,652 --> 00:26:10,153
When does he wanna move back?

521
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,531
About six hours ago.

522
00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:14,658
Hey, Mom.

523
00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:18,579
- Your butt looks slammin' in those--
- Okay, the butt talk's not for you.

524
00:26:18,662 --> 00:26:21,915
All right. Come here. Give me a hug.

525
00:26:21,999 --> 00:26:24,042
You, however, may continue.

526
00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:26,295
Look at those two scoops.

527
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:30,048
Good morning.

528
00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:33,260
No, no, no. Time to face the music.
I want to see this.

529
00:26:34,011 --> 00:26:36,513
Look. Paul, I'm sorry
I proposed to your girlfriend.

530
00:26:37,723 --> 00:26:40,767
And I'm prepared to accept
whatever punishment you deem fit.

531
00:26:40,851 --> 00:26:43,061
Office chores, silent treatment,

532
00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:46,315
even a light spanking if that's still
how your generation handles things.

533
00:26:46,899 --> 00:26:47,983
You're not in trouble.

534
00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:50,402
Boo! Do the light spanking.

535
00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:53,363
Turns out getting married solves
most of our issues.

536
00:26:53,447 --> 00:26:56,825
So we're just gonna go down
to the Justice of the Peace this weekend.

537
00:26:56,909 --> 00:27:00,412
When they ask if we take each other
to be man and wife,

538
00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:04,041
Julie is just gonna say, "I guess so."

539
00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:08,253
And I'm gonna say, "Why not?" Easy-peasy.

540
00:27:08,337 --> 00:27:09,379
Yeah. I'm sorry, Paul.

541
00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:12,341
It's gonna be a huge no for me
on the non-wedding wedding thing.

542
00:27:12,424 --> 00:27:14,635
Okay. I'm not in trouble,
and this feels dangerous.

543
00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:19,389
So I'm just gonna grab some breakfast,
and exit on a win.

544
00:27:20,557 --> 00:27:21,642
Ow.

545
00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:24,144
Come on. You know I love you and Julie.

546
00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:26,146
Let me
just throw a little something together?

547
00:27:28,482 --> 00:27:30,067
Fuck no.

548
00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:33,403
Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, weddings aren't
for the people that are getting married.

549
00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:35,864
It's for the parents,
for the grandparents, etcetera.

550
00:27:35,948 --> 00:27:39,368
And in your case they're all super dead,
so this wedding kinda, like,

551
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:41,453
really when you think about it,
is just for me.

552
00:27:41,537 --> 00:27:44,873
- Julie doesn't want anything either.
- I'm already dialing her.

553
00:27:44,957 --> 00:27:46,124
- Don't do this.
- I'm doing it.

554
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:47,793
She wants to talk to me all the time.

555
00:27:50,045 --> 00:27:52,673
Hey, Gaby. To what do I owe the pleasure?

556
00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:54,550
Pleasure.

557
00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:56,635
Now, I'm so flustered
I forgot why I was calling.

558
00:27:57,302 --> 00:27:59,054
Okay, keep it in your pants.

559
00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:00,931
You know what you do to me, girl.

560
00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:02,307
I'm here!

561
00:28:02,391 --> 00:28:04,142
So, what would you say

562
00:28:04,226 --> 00:28:08,146
<i>if I put together
a teeny-tiny non-wedding wedding?</i>

563
00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:11,191
No priest, they're super creepy.
Self-served wine bar.

564
00:28:11,275 --> 00:28:13,193
<i>The dress code would be
black tie forbidden.</i>

565
00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:15,237
And you get to go with me
to pick out a pretty dress

566
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,907
that shows off those gorgeous, sculpted
angel wings you call arms.

567
00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:21,326
Okay. Give the phone to Paul, please.

568
00:28:25,539 --> 00:28:28,292
You really do have sculpted angel arms.

569
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:30,711
Thank you. Now, how do we stop this?

570
00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:33,422
I think we just have to put her down.

571
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:38,010
Come on, Paul. You know
I've been feeling a little lost lately.

572
00:28:38,093 --> 00:28:39,386
I need this.

573
00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:44,975
I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy
asking him to marry a different girl.

574
00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:48,020
Once again, fuck no.

575
00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:51,273
- <i>Okay, fine.</i>
- Yes! Oh, my God, yes!

576
00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:53,192
- Goddamn it!
- <i>You're not gonna regret it, sexy.</i>

577
00:28:53,275 --> 00:28:54,776
- Yeah. Bye, bye.
- <i>Okay, bye. Bye.</i>

578
00:28:55,694 --> 00:28:58,780
I do not agree to this.

579
00:29:01,742 --> 00:29:04,119
Coach will be here soon, but that is fine.

580
00:29:04,203 --> 00:29:05,704
You know why? You know why?

581
00:29:06,288 --> 00:29:08,916
Because we are ready, all right.
The house is clean.

582
00:29:08,999 --> 00:29:11,418
I scattered some soccer balls
around for ambience.

583
00:29:11,502 --> 00:29:14,630
Then I tripped on one. Hence, the limp.
Then I removed them all

584
00:29:14,713 --> 00:29:17,174
'cause that was ridiculous.
What about snacks? We good to go?

585
00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:20,552
If hors d'oeuvres could get into Wesleyan,
this cheese board would get a full ride.

586
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:22,429
I know I'm getting ahead of myself,

587
00:29:22,513 --> 00:29:25,474
but I'm already picturing myself
in Connecticut.

588
00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:28,519
Like, who is East Coast Alice?

589
00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:29,937
How do I even dress?

590
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:33,148
I asked Liz, and all she said was
she looks amazing in turtlenecks.

591
00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:36,610
I'm nervous. What if I pull a Dad?

592
00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:38,904
What, act weird and word-vomit
all over her?

593
00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:40,739
- Exactly.
- Right.

594
00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:43,825
If it starts to go south,
just play the dead mom card.

595
00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:49,081
The thing where you mention your mom died,
and people give you whatever you want.

596
00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:50,249
I don't do that anymore.

597
00:29:50,332 --> 00:29:51,416
Excuse me?

598
00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:55,128
Two weeks ago, you got out of
building sets in drama class

599
00:29:55,212 --> 00:29:57,881
by saying the smell of wood
reminded you of caskets.

600
00:29:57,965 --> 00:30:00,384
I'll admit, this is a recent change.

601
00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:03,720
Someone pointed out,
I'm perhaps using it as a crutch.

602
00:30:03,804 --> 00:30:04,930
So I'm done.

603
00:30:05,514 --> 00:30:08,308
Wow. I'm proud of you because...

604
00:30:09,226 --> 00:30:10,894
Am I being casually robbed right now?

605
00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:13,480
Matthew got fired again so he's home.

606
00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:16,275
- But he's not at home.
- My mom said it was okay.

607
00:30:21,071 --> 00:30:22,072
Liz.

608
00:30:22,739 --> 00:30:24,616
Sean, Matthew. Matthew, Sean.

609
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:26,326
You really like cheese, huh?

610
00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:27,619
Yeah.

611
00:30:27,703 --> 00:30:29,288
Absolutely not!

612
00:30:29,371 --> 00:30:32,457
Come on. There's no food left here.

613
00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:35,252
He keeps eating and eating.
He's like a Pac-Man.

614
00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:36,336
It's not my problem.

615
00:30:37,546 --> 00:30:40,465
When Tia died, I fed your kid for a year.

616
00:30:46,138 --> 00:30:49,308
Wow. Liz played our dead mom card?

617
00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:51,226
And she played it well.

618
00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:54,062
Yeah, your wife died.

619
00:30:55,189 --> 00:30:56,356
That sucks.

620
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,025
Yeah. Time for you to go.

621
00:30:59,151 --> 00:31:00,152
Nope.

622
00:31:03,197 --> 00:31:04,740
Holy crap. That's her.

623
00:31:04,823 --> 00:31:05,866
- That's her.
- Can't breathe.

624
00:31:05,949 --> 00:31:07,492
- I can't breathe.
- Pits immediately sweating.

625
00:31:07,576 --> 00:31:08,619
Mine too.

626
00:31:08,702 --> 00:31:10,996
I'll get the door.
Jimmy, say your goodbyes.

627
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:12,581
What? I have to go?

628
00:31:12,664 --> 00:31:15,250
It's a shame. I memorized
all these amazing soccer facts.

629
00:31:15,334 --> 00:31:18,337
Did you know Pelé was
the first spokesperson for Viagra?

630
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:19,922
Did you know that that's gross?

631
00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:23,842
Okay, if you want to give any
last-second advice, this is your chance.

632
00:31:23,926 --> 00:31:25,302
- Ready?
- Okay.

633
00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:28,889
When you shake her hand,
make sure it's firm but not too firm.

634
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,434
No matter what she chooses
from that motherfucking cheese plate,

635
00:31:32,518 --> 00:31:34,269
you say, "Nice choice."

636
00:31:35,354 --> 00:31:36,813
Most of all,

637
00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:37,981
just be yourself.

638
00:31:39,274 --> 00:31:40,275
You're the best.

639
00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:44,780
Hello.

640
00:31:44,863 --> 00:31:46,990
- Hi.
- James Laird.

641
00:31:47,074 --> 00:31:48,200
Passionate girl dad.

642
00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:51,161
Firm, but not too firm. Nice choice.

643
00:31:51,245 --> 00:31:54,456
Maggie Bohan.
You have a very impressive daughter.

644
00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:55,541
Thanks.

645
00:31:57,793 --> 00:31:59,336
Also, I'm not her biological father.

646
00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:00,879
Her mother had an affair
with David Beckham.

647
00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:02,089
And we're going.

648
00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:03,966
I know, Sean.
I was there when it happened.

649
00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:07,970
Wow. It's so true what they say,
you are literally glowing.

650
00:32:08,053 --> 00:32:11,265
Thanks. I'm so gassy. It makes me sweaty.

651
00:32:11,348 --> 00:32:13,058
However you got there,
it's working for you.

652
00:32:13,642 --> 00:32:16,228
So, what do you think of the nursery?

653
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,939
You're fine. Take my hand.

654
00:32:19,022 --> 00:32:22,526
I mean, the light is so lovely in here.

655
00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:24,611
And the crib is perfect.

656
00:32:25,195 --> 00:32:27,948
The only thing I'm not sure about
is that wallpaper.

657
00:32:29,199 --> 00:32:32,953
When I was a kid I always wanted
Winnie-the-Pooh on my wall,

658
00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:35,289
but my mom only allowed Bible characters.

659
00:32:35,372 --> 00:32:36,707
Like beautiful angels?

660
00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:38,208
Like Cain killing Abel.

661
00:32:38,292 --> 00:32:39,459
That's horrifying.

662
00:32:39,543 --> 00:32:41,003
I was a pretty lonely kid.

663
00:32:41,086 --> 00:32:43,046
The first book I ever read
was Winnie-the-Pooh,

664
00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:44,882
and he had all those friends and...

665
00:32:46,258 --> 00:32:48,802
I'm so sorry. I hope I'm not overstepping.

666
00:32:48,886 --> 00:32:51,305
- Not at all. Totally fine.
- No, no.

667
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,853
It's totally fine.
I think Winnie-the-Pooh's a great idea.

668
00:32:57,936 --> 00:32:59,438
Winnie-the-Pooh can suck my dick.

669
00:32:59,521 --> 00:33:01,148
Liz, no! Winnie don't do that.

670
00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:03,525
Well, you'd just have
to dip it in honey first.

671
00:33:05,235 --> 00:33:06,236
Winnie loves honey.

672
00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:07,863
All right. Just admit it.

673
00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:09,907
You're being petty
because Ava didn't like your ideas,

674
00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:11,491
and now you're gonna hold
a grudge forever.

675
00:33:11,575 --> 00:33:12,868
Just like a crow.

676
00:33:12,951 --> 00:33:14,870
I'm not sure I love that.

677
00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:19,416
Okay. Yes, I'm petty. And yes,
I've been known to hold grudges.

678
00:33:19,499 --> 00:33:21,084
- And yes, forever.
- True that.

679
00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:25,214
But this is about boundaries, Brian.
You're about to adopt a baby.

680
00:33:25,297 --> 00:33:28,175
Have you even discussed with Ava
how much you want her to be involved?

681
00:33:28,258 --> 00:33:31,845
Are you seriously asking
if we've sorted something that important

682
00:33:31,929 --> 00:33:33,597
this close to the delivery date?

683
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,307
Of course we haven't, Liz!

684
00:33:35,891 --> 00:33:37,142
Everyone's here! Guys, go sit down.

685
00:33:37,226 --> 00:33:38,936
- Brian, your thing's over!
- Great.

686
00:33:39,436 --> 00:33:40,812
- Hey.
- Hey.

687
00:33:40,896 --> 00:33:42,731
Paul, Julie, thank you for coming.

688
00:33:43,732 --> 00:33:45,150
Why are we here?

689
00:33:45,234 --> 00:33:48,779
So, I can tell you
about a little movie made in 2001,

690
00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:52,115
in which
Ms. Jennifer Lopez inspired a generation

691
00:33:52,199 --> 00:33:55,452
by showing us that if you're hot
and you have a heart of gold,

692
00:33:55,536 --> 00:33:57,788
you can plan the best wedding ever,
even if you're short on time,

693
00:33:57,871 --> 00:34:00,082
and you want to bang the fiancé.
Shout-out to Julie.

694
00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:06,129
Anyway, for the next few days,
I am your motherfucking wedding planner.

695
00:34:06,213 --> 00:34:08,172
- Yes!
- You're G.Lo.

696
00:34:08,257 --> 00:34:09,675
- That's right.
- I don't get it.

697
00:34:09,757 --> 00:34:13,262
I love that movie,
but why do we need a wedding planner?

698
00:34:13,344 --> 00:34:14,929
Wait. You love that movie?

699
00:34:15,013 --> 00:34:16,639
Hey, focus, please!

700
00:34:16,723 --> 00:34:18,516
Because we are moving fast
on this wedding, okay?

701
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,476
It will take place in front of this house

702
00:34:20,561 --> 00:34:23,522
because the lovely, gorgeous Liz
has kindly agreed to host.

703
00:34:23,605 --> 00:34:25,482
Anything for my therapist.

704
00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:27,275
I talked to you once on a bench.

705
00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:29,777
I don't want credit for any of this.

706
00:34:29,862 --> 00:34:32,114
Confidentiality. My bad.

707
00:34:32,989 --> 00:34:35,701
Also, Paul, Julie, I know
we spoke about keeping things small,

708
00:34:35,784 --> 00:34:39,371
but that shit is over. Okay?
Things grow, they get more funner.

709
00:34:39,871 --> 00:34:41,248
- There will be food...
- Food.

710
00:34:41,331 --> 00:34:42,498
- ...a dance floor...
- Dance floor.

711
00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:44,418
- ...string lights out of the ass.
- Ass.

712
00:34:44,501 --> 00:34:45,710
Thought you'd like that, Bri.

713
00:34:45,793 --> 00:34:47,838
- This isn't happening.
- It's happening, Paul.

714
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,630
And it's your fault
for letting me in, sucker!

715
00:34:49,715 --> 00:34:52,009
Anyway, moving on
to the expanded guest list.

716
00:34:52,092 --> 00:34:55,262
I spoke to Meg yesterday,
and she and Dave are flying in.

717
00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:57,264
- Dave.
- I know.

718
00:34:57,347 --> 00:34:58,891
She did say she was not super psyched

719
00:34:58,974 --> 00:35:02,144
to hear about her father's engagement
from me, so I would give her a call.

720
00:35:02,227 --> 00:35:04,479
Also, because we are short on time,

721
00:35:04,563 --> 00:35:07,524
and because he would literally cry
if it wasn't him,

722
00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:09,484
Jimmy is going to be the officiant.

723
00:35:09,568 --> 00:35:13,447
Yeah!

724
00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:17,910
In your fucking face!
In your face! In your face!

725
00:35:17,993 --> 00:35:19,828
- I've dreamt of this.
- Down, and you're down.

726
00:35:19,912 --> 00:35:20,913
Okay, this is great.

727
00:35:20,996 --> 00:35:22,915
Sorry, I'm cool.

728
00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:26,418
I have the best opening joke.

729
00:35:27,544 --> 00:35:29,880
I won't tell you guys,
but I'm gonna save it for the wedding.

730
00:35:29,963 --> 00:35:31,673
Jesus.

731
00:35:31,757 --> 00:35:33,675
Calm your ass down, Paul.
All you have to do is show up.

732
00:35:33,759 --> 00:35:35,969
Like, I don't know
how I can make it easier for you.

733
00:35:36,053 --> 00:35:37,763
- Okay.
- Also, Jimmy,

734
00:35:37,846 --> 00:35:40,098
when gorgeous and I decide
the color scheme,

735
00:35:40,182 --> 00:35:43,560
I need you to take Paul to buy a tie
and a pocket square that match.

736
00:35:44,394 --> 00:35:45,395
That's two show-ups.

737
00:35:45,479 --> 00:35:48,148
Actually, Paul, it's three show-ups.
You need to show up to the store,

738
00:35:48,232 --> 00:35:50,234
you need to show up
to your own goddamn wedding,

739
00:35:50,317 --> 00:35:52,611
and show up
with a better fucking attitude.

740
00:35:52,694 --> 00:35:54,530
Come with me, Queen.
I want to talk to you about stuff.

741
00:35:54,613 --> 00:35:57,366
I actually feel more comfortable with you
when there's a witness.

742
00:35:57,449 --> 00:35:59,034
So you want somebody to watch?
I love that.

743
00:35:59,117 --> 00:36:00,118
I just...

744
00:36:00,202 --> 00:36:01,620
Great game the other day.

745
00:36:01,703 --> 00:36:05,165
The crowd was so rowdy,
especially that older gentleman.

746
00:36:05,249 --> 00:36:10,796
Yeah. That was my
cranky therapist grandpa.

747
00:36:11,296 --> 00:36:14,800
And that tall lady wearing all the colors,
she's my hero godmother.

748
00:36:14,883 --> 00:36:19,555
And then there was Brian
who's my guncle-godfather, and Sean.

749
00:36:19,638 --> 00:36:21,014
More people.

750
00:36:21,098 --> 00:36:23,684
And the woman who made our goalie cry,
that's my neighbor-mother.

751
00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:25,310
- Yeah.
- Well, that's great. I mean, we're--

752
00:36:25,394 --> 00:36:29,231
And heads up, I can't be responsible
for what any of those people do

753
00:36:29,314 --> 00:36:31,275
if you don't let me on to the team.

754
00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:36,738
You're lucky to have such a big
and frighteningly loyal support group.

755
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:38,240
Yeah.

756
00:36:39,157 --> 00:36:40,242
I really am.

757
00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:42,703
Okay, so look.

758
00:36:42,786 --> 00:36:45,122
We have the reputation
of being a defensive team.

759
00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:48,041
That's why we're looking to add
more attackers like yourself.

760
00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:50,961
So, I'm gonna go over a few things...

761
00:36:53,881 --> 00:36:55,090
Nice meeting you, coach.

762
00:36:55,174 --> 00:36:57,426
You too, Alice. Sorry it didn't work out.

763
00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:01,847
Hey! You're making a big mistake.

764
00:37:01,930 --> 00:37:02,973
She's great.

765
00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:05,184
You don't have to sell me.
She turned me down.

766
00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:11,315
Sean, those go inside.

767
00:37:13,525 --> 00:37:14,651
Thanks for meeting us here.

768
00:37:14,735 --> 00:37:17,738
We're all helping to get ready
for our friend's impromptu wedding.

769
00:37:17,821 --> 00:37:20,407
That's so kind. Wow, even Brian?

770
00:37:21,116 --> 00:37:22,826
Yes, Stuart, you shady little bitch.

771
00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:25,120
I know how to be kind,
I'm just not a whore about it.

772
00:37:25,204 --> 00:37:26,330
Hi, Stuart, I'm Gaby.

773
00:37:26,413 --> 00:37:27,414
Hi, I think we--

774
00:37:27,497 --> 00:37:30,292
No time for chitchat. I heard you're great
at wrapping silverware with a napkin,

775
00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:32,085
and putting a ribbon on it. Go.

776
00:37:33,253 --> 00:37:36,089
This might be the first time
I've been attracted to a woman.

777
00:37:38,383 --> 00:37:40,052
Thank God, you're here.

778
00:37:40,135 --> 00:37:44,139
No, Liz. This meeting isn't for you.
Sister, lights are for you, okay?

779
00:37:44,223 --> 00:37:45,974
Actually, it might be better for everybody

780
00:37:46,058 --> 00:37:47,476
if you went inside, and set up the bar.

781
00:37:47,559 --> 00:37:49,811
I wanna stay outside and do the lights.

782
00:37:49,895 --> 00:37:51,939
No! You wanna stay outside
and get in their business.

783
00:37:52,022 --> 00:37:53,023
I can do both.

784
00:37:53,106 --> 00:37:54,441
You cannot. You're coming with me. Come.

785
00:37:54,525 --> 00:37:57,861
Listen, you've gotta figure
this Ava stuff out right now.

786
00:37:58,445 --> 00:38:00,531
Your intrusive friend is not wrong.

787
00:38:00,614 --> 00:38:02,324
Well, I wish you'd told us that.

788
00:38:02,407 --> 00:38:05,494
I believe you have a text from me
two weeks ago that says,

789
00:38:05,577 --> 00:38:07,204
"You should figure out this Ava stuff."

790
00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:10,290
Maybe follow up?
Try going the extra mile. How about that?

791
00:38:10,374 --> 00:38:13,335
I am currently rolling silverware
for strangers.

792
00:38:13,418 --> 00:38:15,170
But not for us, Stuart.

793
00:38:15,254 --> 00:38:18,632
Look, it's up to you
to define the parameters.

794
00:38:18,715 --> 00:38:23,679
For example, you could create a structure
where there's regular visitation annually.

795
00:38:23,762 --> 00:38:26,098
Like she's Santa?
We can't compete with that.

796
00:38:26,181 --> 00:38:29,142
Okay, or monthly, like a car payment.

797
00:38:29,226 --> 00:38:31,895
Less of a threat to your fragile ego.

798
00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:35,983
Either way, the benefit is having
another loving adult in your child's life.

799
00:38:36,066 --> 00:38:37,693
Well, that could be nice.

800
00:38:37,776 --> 00:38:39,444
Yeah, if you think shit shows are nice.

801
00:38:39,528 --> 00:38:40,612
Oh, boy.

802
00:38:40,696 --> 00:38:42,698
I'm back. She took her eye off me.

803
00:38:42,781 --> 00:38:47,536
Listen, when I had Matthew,
my maternal instinct kicked in so hard

804
00:38:47,619 --> 00:38:50,747
that when the nurse came in
to give the baby a bath,

805
00:38:50,831 --> 00:38:54,376
I went feral on her.
Bit her, tasted blood.

806
00:38:54,459 --> 00:38:55,669
God.

807
00:38:55,752 --> 00:39:00,257
The point is, it's gonna be very hard
for Ava to let go of this baby.

808
00:39:00,841 --> 00:39:03,969
And if you guys open the door
even a crack,

809
00:39:04,052 --> 00:39:07,139
she's gonna be in your lives forever.

810
00:39:08,223 --> 00:39:10,184
There's no right or wrong way to do it.

811
00:39:10,267 --> 00:39:13,312
Stuart, are you a parent?

812
00:39:13,395 --> 00:39:15,731
- No.
- Then you have too many opinions.

813
00:39:15,814 --> 00:39:17,191
Heard you're the nanny.

814
00:39:17,274 --> 00:39:19,193
This baby is so blessed.

815
00:39:19,276 --> 00:39:22,571
I think I've been avoiding this because
I'm afraid if I say what I really want,

816
00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:25,741
it's gonna sound selfish.
And that's just, like, so not me.

817
00:39:25,824 --> 00:39:27,910
- I know.
- But honestly,

818
00:39:28,493 --> 00:39:31,955
I'm happy to send her a picture,
and an update once a year.

819
00:39:32,581 --> 00:39:34,917
But I don't want Ava involved.

820
00:39:36,418 --> 00:39:37,794
This is our family.

821
00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:40,339
Babe, you sound passionate about this.

822
00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:42,090
I am.

823
00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:44,968
We want it to be just the two of us.

824
00:39:45,052 --> 00:39:46,094
The three of us.

825
00:39:47,262 --> 00:39:48,347
We have to go tell her.

826
00:39:48,430 --> 00:39:49,932
- Let me know how it goes.
- Okay.

827
00:39:50,015 --> 00:39:51,016
Okay.

828
00:39:53,727 --> 00:39:54,728
You happy with this?

829
00:39:55,812 --> 00:39:56,813
No.

830
00:40:00,526 --> 00:40:01,527
Can I help you?

831
00:40:02,611 --> 00:40:03,695
You got a gun?

832
00:40:03,779 --> 00:40:05,030
Okay. Easy does it, Paul.

833
00:40:05,614 --> 00:40:09,076
Hi, we are looking for a tie
and a pocket square in this color please.

834
00:40:10,369 --> 00:40:11,537
I love a pocket square.

835
00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:14,581
It's like your suit is winking at people.

836
00:40:14,665 --> 00:40:16,083
What are you guys doing here?

837
00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:17,584
We have great style.

838
00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:20,128
Jimmy dresses like Mr. Rogers.

839
00:40:21,004 --> 00:40:22,798
Sorry, that's a direct quote from Gaby.

840
00:40:22,881 --> 00:40:24,299
Mr. Rogers?

841
00:40:24,383 --> 00:40:26,301
- I'm blushing.
- Fred Rogers could get it.

842
00:40:26,385 --> 00:40:30,430
Incidentally, my great aunt had
a lost "weekend" with Mr. Rogers.

843
00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:33,350
Said it was a very good day
in the neighborhood.

844
00:40:34,434 --> 00:40:36,645
So the neighborhood was her vagina?

845
00:40:37,354 --> 00:40:38,981
- Yes, Paul.
- It could have been her butt.

846
00:40:39,064 --> 00:40:41,275
- Holy shit.
- That's more of a dark alley.

847
00:40:41,358 --> 00:40:43,819
Maybe you guys could just check out
the rest of the store.

848
00:40:43,902 --> 00:40:46,029
- Yeah. I'm gonna start right here.
- Yeah. We're just...

849
00:40:47,906 --> 00:40:49,157
Damn it!

850
00:40:49,825 --> 00:40:50,993
I got you.

851
00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:55,080
Fuck Parkinson's.

852
00:40:56,707 --> 00:40:58,542
Yeah. Fuck Parkinson's.

853
00:41:00,377 --> 00:41:03,964
Hey. So when I marry you, is there
anything you want me to say in particular?

854
00:41:04,047 --> 00:41:06,008
'Cause I could go on for hours.
But I know you'd hate that.

855
00:41:06,091 --> 00:41:08,385
So I thought I'd keep it under,
like, ten, 20 minutes.

856
00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:09,678
You got one sentence.

857
00:41:10,512 --> 00:41:12,931
And try not to make it too sappy.

858
00:41:13,015 --> 00:41:16,310
Well, then maybe try
not to have such a beautiful love story.

859
00:41:17,352 --> 00:41:24,234
Jimmy. When you get married,
I am so gonna torture you.

860
00:41:26,153 --> 00:41:27,446
I'm never getting married again.

861
00:41:30,157 --> 00:41:32,117
Never's a long time, kid.

862
00:41:34,119 --> 00:41:35,495
I already found my soul mate.

863
00:41:36,455 --> 00:41:39,249
We had a beautiful daughter.
What more could I ask for?

864
00:41:40,209 --> 00:41:41,543
Look, with Alice going away to college,

865
00:41:41,627 --> 00:41:43,170
I've done a lot of thinking
about being alone.

866
00:41:43,253 --> 00:41:46,465
I got great friends,
got a job that I love.

867
00:41:46,548 --> 00:41:47,716
It's a good life.

868
00:41:50,135 --> 00:41:52,763
Besides there's a certain person I know
who spent most of their life alone,

869
00:41:52,846 --> 00:41:54,264
and they seemed to really enjoy it.

870
00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:57,226
- Who?
- You, fucker.

871
00:41:58,977 --> 00:41:59,978
Yeah.

872
00:42:01,647 --> 00:42:04,149
Hey! Not that anyone's asking,

873
00:42:05,359 --> 00:42:06,735
they don't have belts.

874
00:42:06,818 --> 00:42:08,987
- Which is a huge blind spot.
- Yeah.

875
00:42:09,071 --> 00:42:11,240
They're just leaving money
on the table. Right?

876
00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:14,076
Also, the salesman said they don't have
the pocket squares

877
00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:16,411
- in the color that we want.
- Well.

878
00:42:16,495 --> 00:42:18,956
But they do have them
at their other boutique.

879
00:42:20,207 --> 00:42:23,001
I never go to a second boutique.

880
00:42:26,964 --> 00:42:28,757
I can't believe she turned me down.

881
00:42:28,841 --> 00:42:30,217
Well, she's gonna regret it.

882
00:42:30,884 --> 00:42:33,470
I can text my cousin Seamus.
He will fuck her up.

883
00:42:33,554 --> 00:42:37,683
I found him through 23 and Me,
and he's like a full-blown psycho.

884
00:42:38,267 --> 00:42:39,476
Maybe take a beat on that.

885
00:42:40,769 --> 00:42:43,689
I mean, it sucks.
But I can always go to college near here.

886
00:42:43,772 --> 00:42:46,984
What are you doing? I talked to the coach.
You turned her down.

887
00:42:47,067 --> 00:42:48,569
You lied to me?

888
00:42:48,652 --> 00:42:52,155
No, I wasn't lying to you.
I was practicing before I lie to my dad.

889
00:42:53,198 --> 00:42:56,618
Then you're 100% forgiven.
Proud of you. Proud of your lies.

890
00:42:57,494 --> 00:42:59,788
I don't get it. You wanted this.

891
00:42:59,872 --> 00:43:03,125
When I talked to her, it reminded me
how much you guys show up for me.

892
00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:08,297
You always do. Maybe I'm not ready
to leave this. Feeling safe.

893
00:43:08,839 --> 00:43:10,799
I mean, you get it,
you still live in the backyard.

894
00:43:10,883 --> 00:43:12,551
I don't live in the yard.

895
00:43:13,302 --> 00:43:14,511
There's a tiny house.

896
00:43:14,595 --> 00:43:17,222
- Can you please just not nark to dad?
- Alice, I don't know.

897
00:43:17,306 --> 00:43:19,933
Sean, come on, my mom died.

898
00:43:20,893 --> 00:43:23,187
Sorry, not doing that anymore.

899
00:43:25,022 --> 00:43:26,023
Please.

900
00:43:27,691 --> 00:43:29,443
All right, fine. I won't say anything.

901
00:43:29,526 --> 00:43:33,280
I hope you mean that because there is
nothing Seamus hates more than a snitch.

902
00:43:34,781 --> 00:43:38,076
Except for the Royal Family.
He's supes political.

903
00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:41,163
Sorry your bachelorette party was just
you trying on a dress

904
00:43:41,246 --> 00:43:43,165
and then making a list of all the guys
you bonked.

905
00:43:43,248 --> 00:43:46,502
- Impressive body count by the way.
- Thank you. The '70s were fun.

906
00:43:46,585 --> 00:43:48,712
You know,
I didn't even get to tell the story

907
00:43:48,795 --> 00:43:52,549
about how I went to a bachelorette party,
and the stripper was my friend's son.

908
00:43:53,175 --> 00:43:57,012
It should have been really weird,
but honestly I was really into it.

909
00:43:57,721 --> 00:43:59,389
He gave me eye contact the whole time.

910
00:43:59,473 --> 00:44:01,141
It feels like
you did get to tell that story.

911
00:44:01,225 --> 00:44:05,854
I still think about that young man.
I use it, if you know what I mean.

912
00:44:05,938 --> 00:44:08,023
I'm okay with my party being over.

913
00:44:08,106 --> 00:44:09,399
Jimmy went home.

914
00:44:09,483 --> 00:44:14,947
And your significant others whose names
I can't remember went to the belt store.

915
00:44:15,030 --> 00:44:16,281
You know their names.

916
00:44:16,365 --> 00:44:18,200
I truly do not.

917
00:44:18,283 --> 00:44:19,368
Say their names.

918
00:44:20,410 --> 00:44:22,162
Okay. Well,
where's your tie and pocket square?

919
00:44:23,789 --> 00:44:25,207
Come on, dude.

920
00:44:25,874 --> 00:44:27,125
Who cares about this?

921
00:44:27,793 --> 00:44:30,254
We're at Liz's house, not the Copacabana.

922
00:44:31,088 --> 00:44:32,881
This is so unnecessary.

923
00:44:33,674 --> 00:44:36,635
- Paul--
- No, no, no. He's right.

924
00:44:36,718 --> 00:44:39,847
I mean, we can hit the courthouse,
and then just...

925
00:44:39,930 --> 00:44:43,433
I don't know, all have pizza over here
or something. It'd be a lot less hassle.

926
00:44:43,517 --> 00:44:46,061
Exactly. Thank you.

927
00:44:47,521 --> 00:44:48,564
I'll meet you in the car.

928
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,362
She said exactly what I wanted her to say,

929
00:44:55,445 --> 00:44:59,074
but I felt that there was something
not good underneath it.

930
00:44:59,157 --> 00:45:00,367
What the heck's the matter with you?

931
00:45:00,450 --> 00:45:02,160
You're mad 'cause you had
to buy a tie and hankie?

932
00:45:02,244 --> 00:45:05,581
You weren't there.
Jimmy sexualized Mr. Rogers.

933
00:45:05,664 --> 00:45:08,208
And the Dereks would not stop talking.

934
00:45:08,292 --> 00:45:10,169
I knew you knew their names.

935
00:45:11,086 --> 00:45:13,463
Look,
I know I'm knee-deep in your nuptials,

936
00:45:13,547 --> 00:45:16,675
and as much as I love doing
the electric slide with white people,

937
00:45:16,758 --> 00:45:18,802
do you really think that
this is all about me?

938
00:45:18,886 --> 00:45:20,554
- Are you that dumb?
- Are you?

939
00:45:20,637 --> 00:45:22,931
You think I'd be doing all this
if I couldn't tell Julie wanted it?

940
00:45:23,015 --> 00:45:24,016
- Do you?
- Girl,

941
00:45:24,099 --> 00:45:25,726
sometimes it's all right
to let me talk last.

942
00:45:25,809 --> 00:45:27,144
I'm sorry. I got excited.

943
00:45:27,227 --> 00:45:28,395
This is bullshit.

944
00:45:29,771 --> 00:45:31,315
Julie doesn't care.

945
00:45:36,236 --> 00:45:37,237
Her car is gone.

946
00:45:37,321 --> 00:45:38,488
No way.

947
00:45:40,991 --> 00:45:42,492
All right. You can say it.

948
00:45:42,576 --> 00:45:43,952
No fucking way!

949
00:45:45,913 --> 00:45:49,791
She said I wasn't a good fit for the team.

950
00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:52,669
She comes into our house and rejects me.

951
00:45:52,753 --> 00:45:55,881
Whatever. You know what?
I'm over it. I'm over it.

952
00:45:57,049 --> 00:45:59,468
Hey, screw Wesleyan.

953
00:46:00,302 --> 00:46:01,303
Come here.

954
00:46:03,555 --> 00:46:07,017
She's lying. Alice is the one
who said no to the coach.

955
00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:09,520
Sean, you promised you wouldn't tell him!

956
00:46:09,603 --> 00:46:12,397
That's 'cause I didn't think he'd be dumb
enough to actually believe you.

957
00:46:12,481 --> 00:46:16,276
What college coach flies
across the country just to reject someone?

958
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,195
A kind, respectful one.

959
00:46:18,987 --> 00:46:21,657
- I don't... What's going on?
- I don't want to talk about it.

960
00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:24,535
She'd thought about how much she'd
miss all of us, and it freaked her out.

961
00:46:24,618 --> 00:46:27,079
Could you please
go back to your pool house?

962
00:46:27,162 --> 00:46:29,790
Hey, hold on!
Sean can stay. He's part of this family.

963
00:46:30,624 --> 00:46:32,000
Sweet.

964
00:46:32,084 --> 00:46:33,085
Hey.

965
00:46:35,546 --> 00:46:38,757
I just don't think I'm ready to go yet.

966
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,468
I know I'm not ready to leave you.

967
00:46:42,553 --> 00:46:43,971
Well, I understand that.

968
00:46:46,139 --> 00:46:47,766
It's okay not to be ready, you know.

969
00:46:47,850 --> 00:46:49,017
If you need more time,

970
00:46:49,518 --> 00:46:52,104
you can just live here at home
and go to school around here.

971
00:46:53,230 --> 00:46:54,231
Thanks, Dad.

972
00:46:54,898 --> 00:46:57,818
That's some bullshit, Jimmy.
That bullshit is worse than her bullshit.

973
00:46:57,901 --> 00:47:00,404
You know she could do this.
You just don't want her to leave.

974
00:47:00,988 --> 00:47:02,531
Damn it! I just made you family.

975
00:47:03,198 --> 00:47:06,952
As of now, you are out of the family.
Return to the pool house.

976
00:47:07,035 --> 00:47:10,372
I cannot believe Paul was right,
and his Field thing is real.

977
00:47:10,455 --> 00:47:12,749
Now I gotta wink at him all sensually.

978
00:47:12,833 --> 00:47:14,251
What are you talking about?

979
00:47:14,877 --> 00:47:18,422
You're both afraid to move forward,
but you know you should.

980
00:47:20,215 --> 00:47:23,427
Fuck. All of us need to do that.

981
00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:25,762
Should we gang up on him?
I think we should gang up on him.

982
00:47:25,846 --> 00:47:29,141
I want to so badly, but he's right.

983
00:47:30,434 --> 00:47:31,435
And it's very annoying.

984
00:47:33,979 --> 00:47:35,689
Kid, you can handle going away to college.

985
00:47:36,607 --> 00:47:38,775
After everything we've been through,
it'll be a breeze.

986
00:47:40,152 --> 00:47:42,112
In a lot of ways,
you lived on your own already.

987
00:47:43,155 --> 00:47:44,698
I sort of prepared you for this.

988
00:47:45,282 --> 00:47:46,533
Maybe that was my plan all along.

989
00:47:46,617 --> 00:47:48,744
No. Nice try though.

990
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,998
All these people you're afraid of leaving,
they're all gonna be here and--

991
00:47:53,081 --> 00:47:55,417
Get the fuck out of here, Matthew!

992
00:47:56,376 --> 00:47:57,544
There you are.

993
00:47:57,628 --> 00:48:00,005
Sorry. Come on, bud.
We got food for you at home.

994
00:48:00,088 --> 00:48:02,424
I just got yelled at
for eating the food at home.

995
00:48:02,508 --> 00:48:04,676
Well, yeah. That was the wedding cake.

996
00:48:06,303 --> 00:48:08,764
Come on in. Make yourselves at home.

997
00:48:11,141 --> 00:48:13,268
- Please sit.
- Great. Yeah.

998
00:48:13,352 --> 00:48:15,646
You both look so handsome.
I love the looks.

999
00:48:15,729 --> 00:48:16,730
Thank you.

1000
00:48:16,813 --> 00:48:17,940
What's the occasion?

1001
00:48:18,023 --> 00:48:20,526
We may or may not be
going to a wedding in 45 minutes.

1002
00:48:21,818 --> 00:48:26,740
Fingers crossed for it to either happen,
or not happen in a super dramatic way.

1003
00:48:27,324 --> 00:48:28,784
That's so fun.

1004
00:48:29,451 --> 00:48:31,828
My mom and dad never went
to stuff together.

1005
00:48:31,912 --> 00:48:35,165
You ever see those couples where
you can tell they shouldn't be married,

1006
00:48:35,249 --> 00:48:37,709
but they just stay in it forever and ever
because divorce is a sin?

1007
00:48:38,669 --> 00:48:40,254
Good. We're back to the God stuff.

1008
00:48:40,337 --> 00:48:43,298
Sorry. You probably didn't come by
to hear about my childhood.

1009
00:48:43,382 --> 00:48:44,383
No.

1010
00:48:47,135 --> 00:48:48,637
So what did you want to talk about?

1011
00:48:57,396 --> 00:48:59,314
I made it weird. I do that sometimes.

1012
00:48:59,398 --> 00:49:01,567
- I do that too.
- He does.

1013
00:49:02,484 --> 00:49:06,196
It's just, your family is so special.

1014
00:49:06,905 --> 00:49:09,449
And I feel lucky
to be even a small part of it.

1015
00:49:10,576 --> 00:49:12,661
I'm really grateful for you guys.

1016
00:49:14,288 --> 00:49:17,249
Sorry, I'm done interrupting now.
Your turn.

1017
00:49:20,252 --> 00:49:22,838
So, how'd it go?

1018
00:49:22,921 --> 00:49:24,047
You know...

1019
00:49:24,882 --> 00:49:26,675
I bailed. I got one sentence in,

1020
00:49:26,758 --> 00:49:28,594
and asked her to spend
the rest of her life with us.

1021
00:49:28,677 --> 00:49:29,678
No!

1022
00:49:29,761 --> 00:49:31,388
She said that I looked handsome!

1023
00:49:31,471 --> 00:49:34,850
And her family was sad,
and she said that she liked my look.

1024
00:49:34,933 --> 00:49:37,060
And you know I've always been
on the fence about this jacket.

1025
00:49:37,144 --> 00:49:40,647
She famously has bad taste as we learned
from the Winnie-the-Pooh fiasco.

1026
00:49:41,273 --> 00:49:42,357
I know what you're going to say.

1027
00:49:42,441 --> 00:49:45,068
That I'm weak
and I don't deserve this baby.

1028
00:49:46,403 --> 00:49:50,115
It's just that Ava is so...

1029
00:49:53,827 --> 00:49:56,163
alone, you know.

1030
00:49:58,415 --> 00:49:59,416
You...

1031
00:50:01,418 --> 00:50:02,920
are a weak man.

1032
00:50:03,629 --> 00:50:05,881
I know, I know. I fucked up.

1033
00:50:07,216 --> 00:50:09,051
And I would have done the same thing.

1034
00:50:10,886 --> 00:50:12,012
Really?

1035
00:50:12,930 --> 00:50:14,723
It sucks that we're such good people.

1036
00:50:14,806 --> 00:50:16,141
I know. Right?

1037
00:50:16,225 --> 00:50:17,559
Not yet, problem drinkers.

1038
00:50:17,643 --> 00:50:18,685
Where did you come from?

1039
00:50:19,394 --> 00:50:22,314
What? Are you out of your
freaking mind? I said no soft cheeses.

1040
00:50:22,397 --> 00:50:23,941
How do you have a walkie?

1041
00:50:24,024 --> 00:50:25,192
Who are you talking to?

1042
00:50:25,275 --> 00:50:27,778
Look, there's only a 50-50 chance
our guests of honor are gonna show up.

1043
00:50:27,861 --> 00:50:29,863
But we are going
to have a wedding either way.

1044
00:50:29,947 --> 00:50:32,533
Liz, I will marry you if I have to.

1045
00:50:34,701 --> 00:50:37,329
Well, now I hope that
Paul and Julie don't show up.

1046
00:50:37,412 --> 00:50:39,456
I know. We all know.

1047
00:50:40,082 --> 00:50:42,835
Don't drink that one, that one's for me.
You take this little one.

1048
00:50:49,758 --> 00:50:51,426
You gonna dress like this?

1049
00:50:52,427 --> 00:50:54,096
It makes me feel like you're not into it.

1050
00:50:55,973 --> 00:50:57,474
Hey,

1051
00:50:57,558 --> 00:50:59,893
I thought we didn't care
about any of this?

1052
00:50:59,977 --> 00:51:02,813
I don't. I didn't...

1053
00:51:04,439 --> 00:51:07,943
But then I tried on that dress,
and it was pretty.

1054
00:51:08,944 --> 00:51:10,946
Plus, my 15-minute bachelorette party

1055
00:51:11,029 --> 00:51:14,074
wasn't just me talking about
all the guys I've been with.

1056
00:51:14,157 --> 00:51:15,284
Excuse me?

1057
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:23,375
I told them how we met, and about
our first date at that Italian restaurant.

1058
00:51:23,458 --> 00:51:25,919
And that we didn't realize
it was also a karaoke bar,

1059
00:51:26,003 --> 00:51:29,923
and how you talk-sang
"Total Eclipse of the Heart."

1060
00:51:30,799 --> 00:51:33,927
And they were oohing and aahing,
and I just...

1061
00:51:34,011 --> 00:51:37,681
I just got sucked in.
And I... My God. I just...

1062
00:51:37,764 --> 00:51:40,225
I feel like... I just feel so stupid.

1063
00:51:40,309 --> 00:51:43,270
No. You're not the stupid one.

1064
00:51:44,104 --> 00:51:47,733
I promised myself I'd start enjoying life
to the fullest, and...

1065
00:51:50,235 --> 00:51:51,570
But unfortunately,

1066
00:51:52,779 --> 00:51:55,073
what I like most in life is...

1067
00:51:57,075 --> 00:51:58,243
being an asshole.

1068
00:51:58,994 --> 00:52:00,245
You are great at it.

1069
00:52:00,329 --> 00:52:02,956
Won't stop. Can't stop.

1070
00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:06,793
What I should have been realizing is

1071
00:52:07,836 --> 00:52:09,213
what we have here.

1072
00:52:11,048 --> 00:52:12,424
You. Me.

1073
00:52:17,304 --> 00:52:18,931
That's worth celebrating.

1074
00:52:21,183 --> 00:52:25,062
I mean, we could end up
spending the next 50 years together.

1075
00:52:25,896 --> 00:52:26,897
What? That's it?

1076
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:29,691
Well, then you'll probably die,
and I'll meet someone else.

1077
00:52:32,903 --> 00:52:34,363
I forgot something.

1078
00:52:46,041 --> 00:52:49,545
Will you marry me...

1079
00:52:51,588 --> 00:52:53,048
in 15 minutes?

1080
00:52:58,846 --> 00:53:00,138
Yeah.

1081
00:53:00,222 --> 00:53:01,223
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1082
00:53:10,732 --> 00:53:13,610
So shotgun wedding, huh? Julie's pregnant?

1083
00:53:13,694 --> 00:53:15,821
I knew I shouldn't have invited you.

1084
00:53:16,530 --> 00:53:19,575
My wedding gift to my dad is that
I didn't bring my husband Dave.

1085
00:53:19,658 --> 00:53:21,326
You can't put a price on that.

1086
00:53:22,870 --> 00:53:24,371
It means a lot that you came.

1087
00:53:24,454 --> 00:53:25,664
Of course I came.

1088
00:53:26,540 --> 00:53:28,083
You should get married every weekend.

1089
00:53:28,709 --> 00:53:30,836
I want as much time as I can get with you.

1090
00:53:34,798 --> 00:53:35,799
Keep it short, okay?

1091
00:53:35,883 --> 00:53:38,218
Okay. If you wanna...
We can hug and kiss too, you know?

1092
00:53:40,846 --> 00:53:43,182
I haven't been to a wedding
on my own in a long time.

1093
00:53:43,265 --> 00:53:44,641
- Yeah.
- Kinda fun.

1094
00:53:45,225 --> 00:53:46,894
I don't have to be a married mom here.

1095
00:53:46,977 --> 00:53:50,689
I might drink too much.
I might ask a stranger to dance.

1096
00:53:50,772 --> 00:53:53,942
I might even try some flirty banter.

1097
00:53:54,026 --> 00:53:55,402
You wanna give it a shot?

1098
00:53:55,485 --> 00:53:56,486
Okay.

1099
00:53:56,570 --> 00:53:59,323
Hey, my daddy is the groom.

1100
00:54:00,365 --> 00:54:01,533
What's your daddy like?

1101
00:54:03,952 --> 00:54:05,579
It was... You know what? It was okay.

1102
00:54:05,662 --> 00:54:07,122
- You're gonna warm up.
- Uh-huh.

1103
00:54:07,206 --> 00:54:09,333
Maybe just, like, say "daddy" less.

1104
00:54:10,042 --> 00:54:11,835
- I'm gonna start drinking.
- Okay.

1105
00:54:12,669 --> 00:54:14,796
- Have fun.
- Yeah. Yes. No, I understand.

1106
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:17,966
Yes, I get how it could seem
like I'm not committed.

1107
00:54:18,050 --> 00:54:19,843
It's the Wesleyan coach.
I fucked this all up.

1108
00:54:19,927 --> 00:54:22,930
Dead mom card. Last time ever.

1109
00:54:24,473 --> 00:54:25,891
Play it hard.

1110
00:54:27,434 --> 00:54:28,477
The thing is,

1111
00:54:29,436 --> 00:54:33,190
I got in my head about leaving because
my mom died not that long ago.

1112
00:54:33,273 --> 00:54:34,358
More, more, more.

1113
00:54:34,441 --> 00:54:38,320
Yeah, yeah. I've been a bit of a mess
since we lost Mama.

1114
00:54:38,403 --> 00:54:39,655
Mama?

1115
00:54:41,281 --> 00:54:42,699
That is so kind of you.

1116
00:54:42,783 --> 00:54:44,034
You will not regret this.

1117
00:54:44,117 --> 00:54:46,537
Thank you so much.
I can't wait. Thank you.

1118
00:54:47,246 --> 00:54:48,455
I'm going to Wesleyan!

1119
00:54:49,623 --> 00:54:51,959
Okay! We're about
to get this thing rolling.

1120
00:54:52,042 --> 00:54:54,711
So, please take your seats.

1121
00:54:55,838 --> 00:54:57,130
You like awesome speeches?

1122
00:55:09,434 --> 00:55:12,604
Well, let's get going.
Are you gonna sit down?

1123
00:55:13,647 --> 00:55:16,275
I'm giving you away.
Your dad never showed up.

1124
00:55:17,150 --> 00:55:18,777
I've always been glad that he was dead,

1125
00:55:18,861 --> 00:55:22,406
but now I'm even more glad.

1126
00:55:43,677 --> 00:55:46,180
- What are you doing?
- Nothing. It's just a bug.

1127
00:55:48,223 --> 00:55:49,683
That's perfect.

1128
00:55:50,934 --> 00:55:52,853
Get in there. Get in there.

1129
00:56:00,485 --> 00:56:01,528
Love you.

1130
00:56:04,114 --> 00:56:05,741
Could all please be seated.

1131
00:56:06,950 --> 00:56:11,872
I would be remiss if I did not take
a moment to recognize that right now,

1132
00:56:11,955 --> 00:56:14,249
all around this great country of ours,

1133
00:56:14,333 --> 00:56:16,502
- melons are forced...
- Melons?

1134
00:56:16,585 --> 00:56:21,465
...to have gigantic weddings surrounded
by friends and family.

1135
00:56:22,674 --> 00:56:24,051
They cantaloupe.

1136
00:56:24,593 --> 00:56:26,428
- Wow.
- Oh, my God.

1137
00:56:26,512 --> 00:56:28,222
You let that man inside you.

1138
00:56:28,305 --> 00:56:29,598
Yeah, I'm not proud of it.

1139
00:56:29,681 --> 00:56:30,682
I'm right here, guys.

1140
00:56:30,766 --> 00:56:33,894
I do wanna thank everybody for coming,
of course, and now--

1141
00:56:33,977 --> 00:56:40,108
Nope. You had your melon joke
which we all felt violated by.

1142
00:56:40,192 --> 00:56:41,235
Yes.

1143
00:56:41,318 --> 00:56:42,861
That's your one sentence.

1144
00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:46,073
No, Paul.
That was a greeting not a sentence.

1145
00:56:46,156 --> 00:56:47,741
Let the man have his sentence!

1146
00:56:47,824 --> 00:56:49,409
He needs it. He needs it.

1147
00:56:49,493 --> 00:56:50,869
Dad, don't be a dick.

1148
00:56:50,953 --> 00:56:52,246
Give him a phrase.

1149
00:56:52,329 --> 00:56:54,623
- Let him talk!
- I'm not scared of any of you.

1150
00:56:54,706 --> 00:56:57,584
- Okay, okay. You know what? Listen to me.
- This is... No.

1151
00:56:57,668 --> 00:56:59,795
Just do it for me, big guy, okay?

1152
00:57:00,838 --> 00:57:01,839
Fine.

1153
00:57:02,464 --> 00:57:03,799
- Go.
- Okay.

1154
00:57:05,092 --> 00:57:08,136
We are here today
to celebrate Paul and Julie,

1155
00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:14,560
who are living examples that love can
be found in the most unlikely of times.

1156
00:57:14,643 --> 00:57:17,312
And in the most unlikely of places.

1157
00:57:17,396 --> 00:57:18,397
Comma.

1158
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,524
Which in their case,

1159
00:57:20,607 --> 00:57:23,694
was a cold and sterile doctors' office

1160
00:57:23,777 --> 00:57:27,698
where they first locked eyes
over Julie's stethoscope.

1161
00:57:27,781 --> 00:57:30,951
Comma. And despite many obstacles,

1162
00:57:31,034 --> 00:57:33,412
including the medical code of ethics,

1163
00:57:34,037 --> 00:57:37,875
they forged a connection so deep,
and so strong,

1164
00:57:39,501 --> 00:57:44,715
that they managed to tear down the walls
of a certain fortress of solitude

1165
00:57:44,798 --> 00:57:46,508
once and for all.

1166
00:57:47,092 --> 00:57:48,677
Semicolon.

1167
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,763
So, Paul and Julie,

1168
00:57:52,347 --> 00:57:55,309
thank you so much for sharing this moment,

1169
00:57:56,185 --> 00:57:58,854
and your love with all of us.

1170
00:57:59,771 --> 00:58:04,318
Because every single one of us
is so lucky to get to love you back.

1171
00:58:07,946 --> 00:58:08,989
Period.

1172
00:58:10,532 --> 00:58:12,993
Suck it. Exclamation point.

1173
00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:21,001
And now--

1174
00:58:21,084 --> 00:58:22,628
Right. I forgot, I'm sorry.

1175
00:58:22,711 --> 00:58:26,924
And now by the power vested in me
by the State of California,

1176
00:58:27,007 --> 00:58:28,133
I now pronounce you...

1177
00:58:28,217 --> 00:58:31,053
You're just gonna do it?
Okay. You're married.

1178
00:58:31,136 --> 00:58:33,805
You can just go ahead,
and kiss her real deep like that.

1179
00:58:33,889 --> 00:58:34,890
Yeah!

1180
00:58:35,641 --> 00:58:36,892
Yeah.

1181
00:58:40,270 --> 00:58:41,730
- Yeah.
- Bravo.

1182
00:58:50,322 --> 00:58:52,783
Hey, big guy. I owe you something.

1183
00:58:55,869 --> 00:58:57,162
Told you.

1184
00:58:57,746 --> 00:59:02,501
So you're telling me I have a year
to kiss anyone I want?

1185
00:59:02,584 --> 00:59:04,628
I am so not telling you that.

1186
00:59:04,711 --> 00:59:05,838
I am telling you that.

1187
00:59:07,422 --> 00:59:08,549
I know who I'm picking.

1188
00:59:11,343 --> 00:59:14,388
Fuck that. If I was allowed to cheat
I would obviously choose Pedro Pascal...

1189
00:59:14,471 --> 00:59:15,889
Also my spouse.

1190
00:59:19,726 --> 00:59:21,395
- This is amazing, babe.
- Really?

1191
00:59:21,478 --> 00:59:22,980
Yeah, I can't believe you pulled it off.

1192
00:59:24,398 --> 00:59:25,941
I love you.

1193
00:59:26,024 --> 00:59:27,818
Oh, my God. You did it.
You said it normal.

1194
00:59:28,485 --> 00:59:30,153
- Wow. That's cool.
- Yeah.

1195
00:59:30,737 --> 00:59:31,822
Well, now I miss the weird one.

1196
00:59:31,905 --> 00:59:35,325
I can make it weird.
I can do impressions. I could do Sméagol.

1197
00:59:35,409 --> 00:59:36,660
Do that one.

1198
00:59:37,327 --> 00:59:40,581
I love you, my precious.

1199
00:59:56,013 --> 00:59:57,639
You could have that too, you know.

1200
01:00:00,517 --> 01:00:01,727
I already did, Paul.

1201
01:00:03,854 --> 01:00:08,025
I was lucky enough
to have it for almost 20 years.

1202
01:00:08,108 --> 01:00:09,109
So...

1203
01:00:10,444 --> 01:00:12,279
I'm not certain I'm ever gonna top that.

1204
01:00:14,615 --> 01:00:15,949
The dead wife card.

1205
01:00:16,783 --> 01:00:19,369
I'm guessing you are the one
who told Alice to stop using it.

1206
01:00:21,455 --> 01:00:25,000
Scary, isn't it?
To think about putting yourself out there.

1207
01:00:27,503 --> 01:00:28,921
Do me a favor, will you.

1208
01:00:31,256 --> 01:00:32,591
Don't be like me.

1209
01:00:37,846 --> 01:00:39,681
Don't wait as long as I did.

1210
01:00:52,152 --> 01:00:53,445
Hey, Daddy.

1211
01:00:55,155 --> 01:00:56,698
- Wow.
- You wanna dance?

1212
01:00:57,449 --> 01:00:59,284
I think it's still too much "daddy."

1213
01:00:59,993 --> 01:01:02,246
Okay, Daddy. Come on, Daddy.

1214
01:01:04,706 --> 01:01:06,083
What the fuck?

1215
01:01:38,866 --> 01:01:41,660
Gerry, what are you doing here?

1216
01:01:41,743 --> 01:01:45,289
Hey, don't get too excited.
I just love cake.

1217
01:01:45,372 --> 01:01:47,833
- Hey, stud.
- Hi.

1218
01:01:48,458 --> 01:01:49,751
So who are you talking to?

1219
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- Gerry.
- Who?

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Gerry.

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You don't see him, do you?

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Woof.

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Yeah.