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- 這樣可以嗎?
- 可以

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很棒,不錯喔

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別再跟我碎碎念,讓我他媽的做就好

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嘿,唐尼

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白痴,你跑來幹嘛?

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感謝你問起

7
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幹嘛?妳是在休息嗎?幫我一下啊

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好,聽我說,地方檢察官
今天要起訴葛蕾絲

9
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我想你也許會想要,我也不知道,撤訴吧

10
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嘿,我知道你的想法

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“我為何要撤訴?
她把我推下他媽的懸崖耶”

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你的聲音是怎麼了?

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我想像中你的聲音就是那樣

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聽我說,我跟地方檢察官提及她曾被虐待

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而我確定不會只有我說起這件事

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所以也許撤訴會是雙贏的做法

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你去死

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你有其他想法嗎?

19
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還是你去死

20
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我覺得你被第一個想法困住了

21
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你跟這婊子都在浪費我的時間

22
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好,小心推輪椅喔

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我希望他不會好起來

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我懂

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但我還是覺得很不得體

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我好討厭他喔

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真不得了的一封信

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超多髒字的

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又不是寫給我的議員
是寫給害死我媽的人耶

30
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是珊莫建議的

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她是我的新任人生導師

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她不是有一次
因為吞下了烘衣紙而進醫院嗎?

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對,但那只是因為她以為那樣
會比較容易把酒精測量儀排出來

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很合理

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好,妳對於寫這封信有什麼感覺?

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有好一點

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我還是無法不去想那個人

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所以我去了他家

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妳幹了啥?

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我沒去跟他說話什麼的
我只是...我不知道啦

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我最近覺得我的腦袋瓜就要爆炸了

42
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這就是我的作用

43
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我不是說妳永遠都不能跟他說話

44
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可是這是需要慢慢努力的
而且結果絕對不會如妳所預期

45
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向我保證妳不會再跑去見那個人

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好,我知道了

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老天爺啊,說出來,說妳保證

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我保證

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我覺得這情景詭異地似曾相識

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- 嗨,艾莉絲
- 嘿

51
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謝謝妳今天過來這裡,他的腿很僵硬

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熱敷墊給你,牛仔兄

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謝謝

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在孩子面前別這樣

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領養我吧

56
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當我的爺爺、奶奶吧

57
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好,別忘了帶藥去上班

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我本來就沒忘

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我忘了

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{\an8}真他媽的,尚恩,這好吃到能改變人生

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{\an8}(卡瓊餐車)

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{\an8}你應該要超級驕傲才對

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- 謝了,小加,這稱讚對我意義重大
- 哇

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- 怎樣?妳也需要稱讚嗎?
- 對啊

65
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- 但不是妳掌廚
- 對

66
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- 車是妳開的嗎?
- 開車太可怕了

67
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- 妳備料?
- 什麼是備料?

68
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我想妳的客服技巧應該很差吧

69
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我不太喜歡人

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好,妳的頭髮今天真是柔亮

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謝謝

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- 我們成功了
- 沒錯

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好,我要去大口吃了,而且我也不付錢

74
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- 所以感謝你們的免費食物,笨蛋們
- 好喔

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- 再見
- 再見

76
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小兄弟,你手上沾了番茄醬

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我可以跟妳要張餐巾紙嗎?

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3美元

79
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開玩笑的

80
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- 好
- 爸?

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尚恩,嘿

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尚恩,你好嗎?

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小兄弟,你好嗎?

84
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所以你辭了跟我一起的工作
跑來餐車工作?

85
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他其實是老闆

86
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我原本打算跟你說

87
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但我想等到生意穩定

88
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要我幫你們做點吃的嗎?

89
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也許下次吧,我們已經吃飽了

90
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我吃了三個三倍起司漢堡

91
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太噁了啦

92
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這真是太棒了

93
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我根本不知道該說什麼

94
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哇

95
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好吧,這個嘛,我們該走了

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- 小葛,要走了嗎?好
- 好

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- 再見,爸
- 好,我下次再來看你

98
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- 再見,尚恩
- 再見,葛拉漢

99
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見到家人真好

100
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(囚犯和訪客務必留在座位上)

101
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我還是不敢相信
你竟沒跟我說你和小加的事

102
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你可以別再糾結這件事嗎?

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不可以

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好

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- 嘿,葛蕾絲
- 嗨,妳好嗎?

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就這樣?我已經習慣你們每次見到我
就會努力為我打氣

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- 她來了耶,監獄之花
- 獄中皇后

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橘色獄服正夯喔

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好,可以了

110
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那麼,地方檢察官
很快就會決定最終的起訴罪名

111
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如果她選擇重傷害罪,可能只有八個月

112
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但如果是二級謀殺未遂

113
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就可能長達五年

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對我來說沒有不同

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沒有不同?

116
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八個月的話,公寓只需要轉租
而且還能試試瀏海造型

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很快就過了

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不過五年的話,也是超快就過去了

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(地方檢察官)

120
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我得接這通電話

121
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是這樣的,我跟布萊恩
一直去聯絡妳的朋友

122
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看誰願意提供品格證人陳述

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妳會很高興知道有多少人想要幫忙

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對啊

125
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我姊珍妮都飛來看我了
而我根本沒要求她過來

126
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好,謝了

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好,因為她曾受到虐待
而且唐尼曾多次因重罪被捕

128
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他們認為無法定罪

129
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所以,州政府決定不起訴

130
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真是太棒了

131
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我成功了,我贏了

132
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- 你其實什麼也沒做...
- 不管啦,算我一份

133
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《誠實診療室》

134
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真是太爛了吧

135
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{\an8}我是說,毀了另一個人的人生
卻沒有任何懲罰?

136
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{\an8}我活該被懲罰

137
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{\an8}不,妳不應該

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{\an8}我同意妳姊說的,葛蕾絲

139
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{\an8}嘿,妳真正該做的是...

140
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{\an8}拜託別又開始說
“原諒我自己”那些廢話

141
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{\an8}我知道妳覺得我要那麼說

142
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{\an8}但還真的是,我就是要這麼說

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{\an8}聽我說,葛蕾絲

144
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{\an8}我知道得花時間,但妳會原諒自己的

145
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{\an8}不,我不會

146
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{\an8}因為每當我閉上眼睛
都會想像到他摔下去之後的樣子

147
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{\an8}他的腿就像圍巾一樣繞在他的脖子上

148
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{\an8}很痛,但很暖

149
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{\an8}別幫倒忙了

150
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{\an8}葛蕾絲,妳待在這裡很不健康

151
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{\an8}跟珍妮回溫哥華去吧

152
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{\an8}可是我沒辦法,因為我的東西都在唐尼家

153
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{\an8}布萊恩會去幫妳拿東西

154
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{\an8}是嗎?

155
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{\an8}你說你得去叫他簽離婚證書啊

156
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{\an8}對,在他簽文件的那段時間

157
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{\an8}我應該可以打包這女人的所有東西

158
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{\an8}如果你去的話,我就讓你丟掉

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{\an8}我的衣服中你最討厭的三件

160
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{\an8}成交,脫掉那件毛衣

161
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{\an8}這件毛衣是我爸給我的

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{\an8}因為他發現這件有多醜嗎?

163
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{\an8}- 因為他死掉了
- 沒有,他沒死

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{\an8}葛蕾絲,我們會協助妳撐過去的

165
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{\an8}好

166
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{\an8}還有褲子

167
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{\an8}嘿,保羅

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{\an8}- 嘿,小加
- 嘿,小加

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{\an8}別吵

170
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{\an8}你們不上床了,真意外

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{\an8}我下注押你們會永遠走下去

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{\an8}希望你們能文明點

173
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{\an8}- 想來點咖啡嗎?
- 你去死吧,你這臭王八蛋

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{\an8}她不守規矩,保羅

175
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{\an8}嘿,性感老哥

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{\an8}你想買點藥嗎?

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{\an8}我只能拿身體來還債

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{\an8}我覺得你是故意忘記的

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{\an8}既然我都來了
也許我該轉換到神經科醫生模式

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{\an8}確保你的飲食正確

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{\an8}轉換過去吧,小妞,那樣超性感的

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{\an8}那冰淇淋不是我的,是吉米的

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{\an8}不,不是我的

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{\an8}看到沒?壞朋友,從來都不掩護你

185
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{\an8}丟進垃圾桶

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{\an8}我得走了

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{\an8}你明天還是可以見艾略特嗎?

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- 對,我準備好了
- 好

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艾略特是誰?

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- 是她的先生
- 真該死

191
00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:03,918
你這個老不休

192
00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:06,046
你是要去省墓還是...

193
00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,384
不,吉米,不是所有人都喪偶

194
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我的天啊,是三人行嗎?

195
00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:16,306
如果不是的話,你們想找個
高挑、性感的黑人來當第三咖嗎?

196
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拜託別鬧

197
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他患了痴呆症

198
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住在護理機構

199
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很沉重耶,保羅

200
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你要知道若你需要我,我都在

201
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哇,所以你能體貼別人的感受耶

202
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- 友善點
- 沒問題,保羅

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她又來了,保羅

204
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成熟點啦,吉米

205
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成熟點,吉米

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好,她現在跳舞挖苦我

207
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不想被挖苦,就穿好小褲褲

208
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,342
押韻押得好

209
00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,596
他媽的

210
00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:57,763
瞧瞧那兩團捲髮

211
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,933
就像兩個椰菜寶寶在親嘴

212
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,226
嘿,艾凡斯醫生

213
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:05,272
- 抱歉,他很愛親嘴
- 好喔

214
00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:10,026
康納好像恢復得很快耶

215
00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,944
他竟然在狠狠舌吻那女生

216
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,321
莉茲讓他們在這裡上床

217
00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:16,199
冷靜啦,我跟珊莫的媽媽聊過,她沒意見

218
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,992
我爸絕對不會准我做那種事

219
00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,827
天啊,白人好瘋喔

220
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,163
對了,今天見到他真高興

221
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:24,373
他在午餐的尖峰時間後才來太可惜了

222
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,958
他沒看到我們生意有多好

223
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,543
不如明天我們把車

224
00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,087
- 開去他上班處的附近?
- 好啊,酷喔

225
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:33,467
嘿,各位,我爸想知道
他能不能過來一起混?

226
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:37,429
不行,他會把團體的氣氛給毀了

227
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:39,973
好,也是

228
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:44,770
討厭啦

229
00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,985
我想我去散個步好了

230
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,904
我也不准你去跟他一起混,老德

231
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,114
是的,長官

232
00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,076
討厭啦

233
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,414
聽好了,唐尼很暴力而且無法預測

234
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,041
所以我們就快速進出吧

235
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,962
你現在可以自在地跟人家說
快速進出的事了啊

236
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,799
朋友們應該要互相告知自己在跟誰上床

237
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,552
我在“尋找我的老二”應用程式上
分享了我的座標

238
00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:20,471
我每次騎到某人身上
應該都要傳送提示給你才對啊

239
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,224
好了,別假裝你在上位

240
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,894
你們兩個白痴要幹嘛?

241
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,813
我們是來幫葛蕾絲拿東西的

242
00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,524
也需要你在離婚文件上簽名

243
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,234
好啊,今天是不可能的

244
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,820
我問問我的新任護理師

245
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:36,864
寶貝

246
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:44,287
葛蕾絲,妳怎麼會在這裡?

247
00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:47,623
- 我本來要打給你...
- 叫你去死,不要再過來了

248
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,376
對不起,謝謝你做的...

249
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,881
- 別說話
- 被人蒙在鼓裡的感覺很差

250
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,008
- 對吧?
- 布萊恩

251
00:11:57,593 --> 00:12:00,179
我有時候也會在上位,只是我會累

252
00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:10,022
嗨,帥哥

253
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,026
如果你不記得我,沒關係

254
00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:18,614
先生您是我這輩子第一個真正愛上的人

255
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,574
我要你認識一下第二個

256
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:22,701
你好,艾略特

257
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:24,453
嗨

258
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:30,083
我想跟你說,我非常感謝你
讓我跟你太太交往

259
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,919
我希望我能說我的意圖很純潔...

260
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,671
好,我想這樣就夠了

261
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,967
我可以坐一下嗎?

262
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:43,847
我是茱莉

263
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,851
我們會待在這裡跟你聊聊天,好嗎?

264
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,437
在這裡

265
00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:54,565
沒有很多男人能做得到

266
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,527
可以叫我英雄

267
00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:00,154
妳去看他一定很不容易

268
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:02,658
其實最近沒有那麼辛苦了

269
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:05,701
在我自己照顧他的那幾年

270
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:06,995
的確很辛苦

271
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,081
只能看著他漸漸忘卻一切

272
00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:11,542
- 是啊
- 是啊

273
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:16,295
我最不希望的就是
讓妳再經歷一次那種慘況

274
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,382
天啊

275
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,592
妳在幹嘛?

276
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:24,262
我只是在看會不會有氣球掉下來

277
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:27,640
因為你已經說這句話第一百萬次了

278
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:30,268
嘿,妳已經在照顧我了

279
00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:34,648
逼我吃藥、運動,還丟了吉米的冰淇淋

280
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,192
我的狀況只會越來越糟

281
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,945
這是完全不同的情況

282
00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:43,740
你還是會保有自我的意識

283
00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:47,159
嘿,靠,我晚點再來

284
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,745
不用,拜託,我需要妳來提供意見

285
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:50,789
真的嗎?好啊

286
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,749
- 那我可以晚點再回來嗎?
- 不行

287
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,962
妳有沒有發現只要男人陷入艱難的情況

288
00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,297
就會把自己當成主角?

289
00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:00,923
你對我的女王做了啥?

290
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,800
感謝妳提供意見

291
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,678
妳知不知道保羅其實不想要我去學術界

292
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,598
導致他到現在還沒問我教學情況如何?

293
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,892
- 保羅,是真的嗎?
- 保羅,是真的嗎?

294
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,226
妳的教學情況如何?

295
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,394
不行,太遲了

296
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,062
知道原因嗎?因為我們已經在不爽你了

297
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:18,149
嘿,我不知道你到底幹了什麼好事

298
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:21,235
但不管你幹了什麼事,都得好好處理

299
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,529
不然我們兩個人生中最美好的人物

300
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,823
就會蹬著那雙完美的小腿奪門而出

301
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,534
對,無論你得搞清楚什麼事

302
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,912
都快給我好好搞清楚,別浪費我的時間

303
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,081
別再浪費她的時間了,好嗎?

304
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,250
到底是發生什麼事了?

305
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,628
30秒之前,我還是個英雄

306
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,005
因為你開口說話了,小白痴

307
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,550
真好吃,對吧?

308
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,762
得去紐奧良才吃得到這麼正統的三明治

309
00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:50,932
哇,我爸唯一一次對我感到這麼驕傲

310
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,434
是我沒跟我媽說他上了保姆

311
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:54,810
真是個暖心的故事呢

312
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,855
沒事,無所謂,我有個妹妹,是法國人喔

313
00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,901
就算我沒看到你,我也會知道這是你做的

314
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,652
也許是因為我名師出高徒吧

315
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,070
拜託啦

316
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,696
不是你媽教你做菜的嗎?

317
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,533
不是,是頂尖名師教我的

318
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,076
酷喔

319
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,412
這對我來說有點難以接受

320
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,958
你跟我曾經夢想一起做這種事

321
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,670
天啊,如果我們有機會的話
那一定會很酷的

322
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:24,216
但跟你說,莉茲對我抱有希望

323
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:26,259
我不能放她鴿子

324
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,803
不,我沒那個意思...我尊重這一點

325
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:29,888
對啊

326
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,892
好喔,為餐車歡呼吧,來吧

327
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,562
我兒子很有天分

328
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,941
我得去拿我的包包了

329
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,818
我媽要我今晚在家睡

330
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:46,195
她在生氣,因為她覺得
我拿了她的麻醉性止痛劑

331
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:49,740
我是拿了,但不是自己服用,只是拿去賣

332
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,409
- 當然了
- 對啊

333
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:53,245
妳跟艾莉絲待在這,我可以去拿

334
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:55,956
謝謝你,寶貝

335
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:58,792
你是我的英雄

336
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,838
他不只貼心,床上功夫又好?

337
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,715
我都不知道有這種組合

338
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,719
我知道妳說過
我跟康納交往的話,妳沒意見

339
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,304
但妳確定嗎?

340
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:11,804
我的天啊,當然啊

341
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,349
因為我最近生活不太如意

342
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:16,977
這樣讓我超開心的

343
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,270
我很高興

344
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,731
妳根本是送人老二的耶誕老公公

345
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:23,566
什麼?

346
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:24,902
我的天啊

347
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:27,988
那就是真友誼

348
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:32,491
嘿,葛蕾絲,又是我

349
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:36,037
我知道妳覺得
這是妳懲罰自己的方式,但並非如此

350
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,248
就...請回電給我吧

351
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:43,044
怎麼會有人選擇回到一個

352
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,462
老是被使喚的關係之中啊?

353
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,839
不知道耶,我對你就是這樣啊

354
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,509
葛蕾絲正深陷危機

355
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,595
你真有這麼自戀,就得選現在

356
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:53,679
來當主角嗎?

357
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,557
對,自戀就是這回事,吉米

358
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,769
有勇氣把自己看得比其他人還重要

359
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,103
自戀才不是那樣

360
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,397
就這一次,你可以不要那樣嗎?

361
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:06,483
你每次都會把一丁點的小事

362
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,530
搞成要斷送我們整個友誼的大事

363
00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:13,324
若我們今天才認識
你覺得我們能當朋友嗎?

364
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,242
就是這樣,你又來了

365
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:19,704
嘿,我懂啦,我們在大學剛認識的時候
我整個人混亂得要命

366
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,083
我當時還是直男

367
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,627
我假裝自己是你會喜歡的那種人

368
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:26,879
我們也漸行漸遠了一陣子

369
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,340
過去幾年我跟媞亞更親近...

370
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,466
你就得現在提起媞亞?

371
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,468
我都忘了,你就像那種塑膠娃娃

372
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,887
只要有人拉繩子,你就會說
“我老婆死掉了...”

373
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,180
老天爺啊

374
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,933
你知道她以前每週三都會來我家吃晚餐

375
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:41,602
讓你去參加那詭異的異男俱樂部聚會嗎?

376
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,313
我是去打街頭籃球

377
00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:48,234
承認吧,你已經不瞭解我
而且一點也不瞭解我的生活

378
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,611
不要,因為根本不是這樣

379
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,906
好,我老公的工作是什麼?

380
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:57,494
我不喜歡只用工作評斷一個人

381
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,414
反正是很帥的事

382
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:02,456
好,艾莉絲幾歲了?

383
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:03,708
年齡只是個數字

384
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:08,504
- 是什麼數字呢?
- 13、18、16、15...

385
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,423
- 說對的時候就叫我停
- 那就照順序說啊

386
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:12,800
- 好,我是什麼星座的?
- 摩瓶座

387
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:16,721
對喔,我是摩瓶座的,答對囉

388
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:18,472
艾莉絲的教父母是誰?

389
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:21,184
小加,還有她以前那個毒蟲老公

390
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:23,561
是你啦,布萊恩,你是她的教父

391
00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:24,645
幹

392
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,230
我欠她禮物

393
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,899
好啊,那最近的事呢?

394
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:31,235
我一直不停地說
我蜜月中最棒的部分是什麼呢?

395
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,862
- 上床的部分
- 這也太簡單了吧

396
00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:34,280
回答我的問題

397
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,866
如果我們今天才認識,能當朋友嗎?

398
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,117
- 什麼?你說現在?
- 對

399
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,745
- 這個當下嗎?當然不能
- 對

400
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,748
- 你覺得很好笑?
- 對啊

401
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:44,290
我真該賞你一巴掌

402
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,419
我還真幸運,我瞭解你

403
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:52,132
你呢,我的朋友,才沒有那個膽子賞我...

404
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:03,268
後門上鎖了,布萊恩,那裡出不去

405
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:11,693
好

406
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,278
好的

407
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:17,907
- 再見
- 我愛妳

408
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,367
謝謝讓我搭便車

409
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:22,078
不行喔,妳知道沒回我的話
會有什麼處罰

410
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,204
拜託不要

411
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:26,624
我愛我女兒艾莉絲

412
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:27,875
{\an8}她就在那裡,各位

413
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,043
{\an8}(終極格鬥錦標賽)

414
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:32,171
妳這個魯蛇,妳媽愛妳耶

415
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,131
媽媽愛妳唷

416
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,551
我是她媽

417
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,970
永遠別忘記妳的媽咪愛妳唷

418
00:19:38,971 --> 00:19:40,430
哈囉

419
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:46,519
謝謝讓我搭便車

420
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,728
妳還好嗎?

421
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,565
很好,只是分心了

422
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,525
一樣的事情,就是放不下

423
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:53,986
我愛妳

424
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,154
- 再見
- 再見

425
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:03,452
好,賈姬,可是我已經
跟妳的精神藥理學家在線上開了三次會議

426
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,830
努力找出解決妳產後問題的最佳方案

427
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,707
妳為何要停止服藥?

428
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:10,501
是這樣的,我朋友瑪麗莎說抗憂鬱藥

429
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,753
會進入“奶子奶”中

430
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,339
好,好喔,她顯然受過深入的醫學訓練

431
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,633
因為她用了“奶子奶”這個詞

432
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,178
其實她是我的脊椎按摩師

433
00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:21,012
好喔

434
00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:21,929
(這個賤婊子)

435
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,182
我就是忍不住
我真的在筆記上寫了“這個賤婊子”

436
00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:26,726
而且老實說,我也不太在乎那個寶寶

437
00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:28,187
寶寶都是討厭鬼

438
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,814
- 在改報告嗎?
- 對

439
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:35,777
而這一份是D減,皺眉表情,真討厭

440
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,283
那妳教學情況如何?

441
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:46,245
很忙,我很高興我去教書

442
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,373
- 好喔,那我也很高興
- 至少他們會聽我的話

443
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:52,169
如果不聽話,我就處罰他們

444
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,005
當治療師的問題就是這樣

445
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:58,509
可以跟病患說該怎麼做

446
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:01,094
但不表示他們會聽進去

447
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,282
- 妳覺得我自私嗎?
- 對啊

448
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,492
讓我說具體一點

449
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:26,327
不需要,但妳就說吧

450
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:29,288
我從沒想過在早上6點起床上班
我會很開心

451
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,332
客人們都好討人厭

452
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:35,586
我的頭髮都是蝦味
而德瑞克剛好很喜歡蝦味

453
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:36,754
全都很糟糕

454
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,339
但我好愛那輛餐車

455
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,507
那問題是什麼?

456
00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:43,554
好,問題是我覺得我想要當個好一點的人

457
00:21:44,096 --> 00:21:45,179
偶爾啦

458
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,597
有時候我一點也不在乎

459
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:47,557
我們都知道

460
00:21:47,558 --> 00:21:51,894
只是現在我知道了
尚恩跟他爸一直都想要一起做這件事

461
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:54,230
我覺得自己搶走了他們的夢想

462
00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:56,525
妳知道什麼是利己心理嗎?

463
00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,610
- 我就當妳不知道吧
- 對

464
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:03,823
但基本上這個概念
就是所有行為都是由自我利益所驅動

465
00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:07,618
而且我們所有人的本質都是自私的

466
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:11,247
我們所做的事情都是為了讓自己開心

467
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:14,083
所以妳得自己去搞清楚怎樣能讓自己開心

468
00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:17,086
是為其他人服務嗎?

469
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:18,547
還是為自己服務?

470
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:22,926
- 好,真是沒用
- 很高興能幫上忙

471
00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:27,598
嘿,保羅

472
00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:31,058
我是德瑞克,莉茲的老公

473
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:32,603
你吃了多少?

474
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:34,437
不怎麼能說嘴

475
00:22:34,438 --> 00:22:35,898
但其實我有點想說嘴

476
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:38,691
嘿,保羅

477
00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:42,070
很好,我要開始跟大家說說
界線是怎麼一回事了

478
00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:43,571
你沒問題的

479
00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:46,574
德瑞克,我要借用你的車
我得去找某個人聊聊

480
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:47,951
好,我搭車回家就好

481
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:50,746
你應該要多走路才對

482
00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:54,333
我有累積步數,就會有點心吃

483
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:56,793
不過一定是水果

484
00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:01,215
你想怎麼說都行,但我很快樂

485
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:05,635
我多年來一直看到
身邊的好多對夫妻都分開了

486
00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:10,723
你倒是和一個母老虎建立起了美好的生活

487
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,017
無意冒犯

488
00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:14,353
她讓我想起了自己

489
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:20,901
我易怒又固執,還患了帕金森氏症

490
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,820
我現在跟一個歷經滄桑的女人交往

491
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:28,283
但我開始懷疑我們交往有何意義

492
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:34,581
你愛這個女人嗎?

493
00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:37,417
- 一定要討論這個嗎?
- 對

494
00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:39,086
好啦

495
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,713
我愛死她了

496
00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:45,509
這是最珍貴的禮物

497
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:48,136
你得盡所能去保護這份愛

498
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:51,681
嘿,像我很快就不在意那些無關緊要的事

499
00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:54,559
如果有什麼可以排除的棘手情況

500
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,060
排除掉就好了

501
00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:59,106
所以我排除帕金森氏症就好?

502
00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:02,359
真棒的建議,謝了

503
00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:08,407
你真的讓我想起了莉茲,沒錯

504
00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:18,292
嘿

505
00:24:20,169 --> 00:24:21,170
妳喜歡綜合格鬥?

506
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:23,004
什麼?

507
00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:24,298
運動衣很酷喔

508
00:24:26,008 --> 00:24:28,718
- 是我媽的
- 那妳媽媽很酷喔

509
00:24:28,719 --> 00:24:30,012
想來杯咖啡嗎?

510
00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:33,807
好,來一杯不怎麼好喝的手沖咖啡吧

511
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,101
你真的不知道我是誰嗎?

512
00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:41,690
抱歉,我不知道,我在這裡工作沒有很久

513
00:24:42,274 --> 00:24:43,358
我還以為你會知道...

514
00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:46,278
畢竟你害死我媽

515
00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,496
你能不能幫我顧一下?

516
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,373
為何?你要逃跑嗎?

517
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:00,709
不是,我...

518
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:03,252
我想跟妳聊聊

519
00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:04,463
我...

520
00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:08,884
妳好嗎?

521
00:25:10,594 --> 00:25:11,719
我說了蠢話,抱歉

522
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:16,016
我一直都希望某天能有機會跟妳聊聊

523
00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:19,061
我想說我很對不起

524
00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:27,319
我知道這樣不夠,也不對,我也不知道

525
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:33,783
我無法想像妳經歷的...

526
00:25:33,784 --> 00:25:35,118
閉嘴

527
00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:38,704
他媽的閉嘴

528
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,082
好

529
00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:44,378
去你的

530
00:25:59,643 --> 00:26:01,602
我們應該去馬拉喀什

531
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:02,688
好

532
00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:05,565
嘿,莉茲,妳想找我聊?

533
00:26:05,566 --> 00:26:06,983
對

534
00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:08,401
我有很棒的消息

535
00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:11,112
等等,我想親眼見證

536
00:26:11,113 --> 00:26:12,363
是關於新的促銷活動嗎?

537
00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:15,950
我想穿一件上面寫
“蝦在這裡不好混”的衣服

538
00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:16,909
我要大件的

539
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:19,913
不是,是比這個更好的消息

540
00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:23,876
我把我餐車的持分賣給你爸了

541
00:26:25,711 --> 00:26:27,587
現在你們可以一起做了

542
00:26:27,588 --> 00:26:30,257
多虧那個什麼心理的

543
00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:33,343
妳瘋了嗎?

544
00:26:34,303 --> 00:26:37,222
妳知道我跟我爸有多不合嗎?

545
00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:39,432
但我聽到你們在餐車那裡說的話...

546
00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:41,601
妳何不先找我談?

547
00:26:41,602 --> 00:26:42,768
嘿,冷靜

548
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:46,647
不是的,我只是想做好事
我可以去撤回提議

549
00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:49,108
好讓他知道我不想跟他一起工作?

550
00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:50,736
這是我們的生意

551
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,612
尚恩,等等

552
00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:54,656
別說話,去妳的,莉茲

553
00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:57,075
真該死

554
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:03,874
寶貝...

555
00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:06,543
謝謝妳們過來

556
00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:08,503
我很高興妳來了

557
00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:10,087
對,是啊,珍妮說她不跟我說話

558
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:12,465
除非我給你三分鐘表達你的意見

559
00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:13,883
要開始了嗎?

560
00:27:13,884 --> 00:27:15,844
要開始計時了?好,我得專心

561
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:17,845
- 開始了?
- 就是現在

562
00:27:17,846 --> 00:27:18,764
好

563
00:27:20,432 --> 00:27:23,018
好,不管妳信不信,葛蕾絲
我完全知道妳的感受

564
00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:26,647
因為我的人生中有許多事
我都得原諒我自己

565
00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:29,399
這可一點都不容易

566
00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:32,611
有些日子,我覺得可能永遠都做不到

567
00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:36,531
但我知道的是妳跟唐尼的爛帳

568
00:27:36,532 --> 00:27:39,450
是一種毀滅性的停滯,拜託不要看手錶

569
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:41,118
- 給我一點...
- 我得回去了

570
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,455
沒關係啦,都是我活該

571
00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:53,047
每次當我來拯救世界的時候
腦子裡就會響起這旋律

572
00:27:53,048 --> 00:27:54,966
不得體?太沉悶?

573
00:27:54,967 --> 00:27:56,593
不後悔,完全值得

574
00:27:57,094 --> 00:27:58,094
我能開講了嗎?

575
00:27:58,095 --> 00:27:59,720
你能保證不會賞人巴掌嗎?

576
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,473
得視情況而定

577
00:28:02,057 --> 00:28:03,100
葛蕾絲

578
00:28:05,894 --> 00:28:07,436
我一直在思考友誼的事

579
00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:12,692
我覺得朋友應該是能瞭解我們的人

580
00:28:12,693 --> 00:28:16,238
而且得知道我們的老公做什麽工作

581
00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:21,367
但我後來發現,我一直都在聽妳的朋友們

582
00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,578
說她們對妳的品格證人陳述

583
00:28:23,579 --> 00:28:27,416
可是妳自己都沒聽到,我覺得妳該聽聽看

584
00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:30,835
這是琪拉說的

585
00:28:30,836 --> 00:28:33,881
她說:“我是在高中時認識葛蕾絲的

586
00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:39,177
- 我當時初來乍到,很孤單,而且...”
- 她救了我

587
00:28:39,178 --> 00:28:41,680
她會挺弱勢的同學

588
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:45,851
關於唐尼這件事,我應該挺她才對

589
00:28:47,477 --> 00:28:52,649
我去年流產的時候
葛蕾絲照顧了我一整個週末

590
00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:57,696
我知道唐尼一定會找她麻煩
但她似乎只有想到我而已

591
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,992
你知道葛蕾絲
讓我覺得最煩的是什麼嗎?我...

592
00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:04,077
好,丹妮絲的就不唸了

593
00:29:04,995 --> 00:29:06,120
總是會有個這種的

594
00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:08,707
她不喜歡妳都在卡拉OK賣弄歌技

595
00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:10,459
對,她說得對,我有

596
00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:12,169
妳想唸妳自己的嗎?

597
00:29:17,216 --> 00:29:20,636
“我比任何人都更愛我的妹妹”

598
00:29:22,596 --> 00:29:27,601
“我以前覺得我得保護她
因為她就是一道光芒”

599
00:29:30,521 --> 00:29:32,147
“唐尼想要滅了這道光

600
00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:38,195
但最後,她的光芒更明亮了
亮到我無法想像

601
00:29:39,988 --> 00:29:41,698
這樣讓我很高興”

602
00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:50,123
別聽我說的,葛蕾絲,聽她們說的

603
00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:53,460
妳覺得呢?

604
00:30:00,676 --> 00:30:03,136
(搬家公司)

605
00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:21,153
你們有思考過醫生與病患交往

606
00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:22,989
很不得體嗎?

607
00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,824
- 我們有
- 對

608
00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:26,952
然後我們決定不管這件事

609
00:30:28,328 --> 00:30:30,914
嘿,我其實不需要新的醫生

610
00:30:31,790 --> 00:30:36,502
老實說,賽克斯醫生
她身為神經科醫生,比妳優秀多了

611
00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:39,214
這樣說很甜,但也很沒禮貌

612
00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:45,929
我想要給茱莉一個機會
單純地當我的女朋友

613
00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:49,807
妳覺得來看診的時候
妳能好好當他的伴侶

614
00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:52,476
而不是“世界最棒的醫生”嗎?

615
00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:54,313
妳以後根本不會見到我

616
00:30:55,189 --> 00:30:56,899
我去拿登記表

617
00:30:59,526 --> 00:31:01,527
- 我喜歡她
- 對,我看得出來

618
00:31:01,528 --> 00:31:05,907
所以我們一定要幫你換個醜老頭醫生

619
00:31:05,908 --> 00:31:07,450
不要啦

620
00:31:07,451 --> 00:31:09,745
這樣才能讓妳戰戰兢兢

621
00:31:15,292 --> 00:31:18,211
而且妳的吻技比她強多了

622
00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:20,214
- 這可沒錯
- 對啊

623
00:31:23,509 --> 00:31:27,303
每次我回家見到你
腦子裡就會響起這旋律

624
00:31:27,304 --> 00:31:28,764
嘿

625
00:31:29,765 --> 00:31:31,015
那也是你的英雄旋律

626
00:31:31,016 --> 00:31:32,184
兩者很像

627
00:31:33,310 --> 00:31:35,437
- 這是怎樣?
- 吉米來一起吃晚餐

628
00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:38,981
今天是週三,所以我想...

629
00:31:38,982 --> 00:31:40,608
我想我們可以發起新的傳統

630
00:31:40,609 --> 00:31:41,984
好

631
00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:46,113
我剛剛在說真的很有趣
像你這樣的雙子座

632
00:31:46,114 --> 00:31:49,117
竟然會跟查理這樣的管理顧問變成一對

633
00:31:49,785 --> 00:31:50,993
真是太扯了

634
00:31:50,994 --> 00:31:52,453
我再去拿些酒來

635
00:31:52,454 --> 00:31:53,539
好

636
00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:58,042
他是管理顧問?

637
00:31:58,043 --> 00:31:59,460
他的網站上是那麼寫的

638
00:31:59,461 --> 00:32:01,212
他有網站?

639
00:32:01,213 --> 00:32:02,964
薄酒萊村莊級

640
00:32:02,965 --> 00:32:06,384
- 2019年份的,請你來開
- 好喔

641
00:32:06,385 --> 00:32:09,303
然後可以請你拿些微菜苗做裝飾嗎?

642
00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:11,515
我想那是法語中小綠葉的意思吧

643
00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:37,249
幹...

644
00:32:41,378 --> 00:32:42,628
嘿

645
00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:44,046
我爸要我戴著他的手錶

646
00:32:44,047 --> 00:32:47,426
叫我走路繞街區四圈
這樣他才能吃點水果

647
00:32:49,887 --> 00:32:52,013
- 妳還好嗎?
- 不好

648
00:32:52,014 --> 00:32:54,390
別逼我聊,我不想聊

649
00:32:54,391 --> 00:32:56,851
- 我不想聊
- 沒關係,沒事,沒關係的

650
00:32:56,852 --> 00:32:58,395
沒事

651
00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:02,232
我在這裡,我能做什麼嗎?

652
00:33:06,612 --> 00:33:07,613
好的

653
00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:09,531
妳在...

654
00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:12,367
親我

655
00:34:12,094 --> 00:34:14,096
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