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我只想跟你傾傾,我知我們有過一些...

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兀突的往事

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總之,我就快要返學

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我們今年暑期沒有一齊玩過

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所以我想問,你想找天吃飯嗎?

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未必了,對不起

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但祝你今年學業進步

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多謝

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萊德先生,你看到嗎?

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康納?嗨

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不,我只是上來考慮重新打磨這條欄杆

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我不想有人劖刺,你懂嗎?

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好痛,頂,可惡

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康納會回復正常,對吧?

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聽完你講“祝你今年學業進步”?不可能

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- 不准這樣啊,細路
- 拔到了

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好吧

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好吧,阿女,我有事想跟你講

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辦公室有個不速之客...

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遲些至講吧

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對不起,我一個鐘後就要考車牌

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影車牌相令我很緊張

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我知道自己想要笑樣

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但拿不定主意,應該合埋口定微開口

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簡直是判若兩人

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嗨,原來你在這裏

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誰準備好做大個女?

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應該是我吧

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除非我不合格,那麼就完了

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聽我講,不合格都沒所謂

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有件事你不記得

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你的廁所訓練到五歲才合格

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看看現在的你,用廁所似足專才

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講得好

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天啊

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爸爸,遲些見

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多謝你送她,我似乎令她太緊張

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我欠你一個人情

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讓我在露台偷窺你當無數

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在露台偷窺我是侵犯私隱和恐怖

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尤其是有這個笑樣

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明白

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但我仍然會

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你知我最鍾意的

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為何穿性事底褲返工?真是變態

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著紅底旺事業

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嘩,你小心一點

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別扭傷了

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- 我們在處理你的應徵申請
- 多謝

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談談你想怎樣旺事業吧

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- 你想搔癢癢嗎?
- 嗨,保羅

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嘩噢

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不要緊

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我們應該加到外面的招牌

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“羅德斯認知行為治療中心...

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我們的醫生搞上床”

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等一陣,好嗎?

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那麼別人會以為
我們跟病人上床,但我們沒有

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至少我沒有

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一點都不好笑

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保羅,你可以放心
我從未完全進入任何病人的體內

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好極

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你有跟愛麗斯談過我們的訪客嗎?

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未,沒有,我想不到如何開口

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昨天她打爛杯,我差點衝口而出

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“小意思,乖女,是意外

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講起意外,記得你媽媽的意外嗎?

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殺她的人來過”

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- 很流暢
- 沒錯

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我一定要小心處理,因為她會很難過

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你也很難過

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是嗎?我從沒想過

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天啊,你果然有料到

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沒錯,我很難過
保羅,但我比你想像中堅強

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希望真有其事吧

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嗨,羅德斯醫生
我早到了,因為我想偷塊蛋白棒

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再偷一塊稍後吃

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再偷多塊去賣

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轉頭入面見

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天啊

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喂,寶寶,怎麼了?

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我的病人額爆滿,但我接手阿桑的個案

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很不幸,我要放棄一個

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- 不是雷文吧?他是你的至愛
- 我沒有至愛

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別講笑,我們都有,我至愛安妮

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是她搭上媽媽的男友,證明他偷食

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我超愛那個問題婆娘

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我不愛老雷

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- 很可惜...
- 老雷

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準備好展開新生的病人

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- 就是我...
- 暗戀的那個?

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- 想跟他做兄弟?
- 想緊緊依偎?

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你們想一齊玩二人三足

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去超市買燒雞一齊食

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沒想到你要拋棄我

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老雷,你早就沒有事了

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有個小子很需要我幫助

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小子?一早估到

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他有很多年少輕狂的問題吧?

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你只是付錢來跟我傾閒偈

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- 我覺得在搶你錢
- 我知,所以我拿走蛋白棒

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我們經歷過風風雨雨

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我爸的死、我離婚

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我嘗試用英國口音說話的那個月

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我們至少仍是朋友嗎?約出來飲啤酒?

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雷文,那樣不太恰當

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我對界線很嚴謹

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好吧,那麼至少承認你會掛住我吧

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我會,非常掛住

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既然我們不能做朋友...

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先生,可以退錢給我嗎?

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別這樣收尾

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茶和烤餅都無?

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你為何寫卡多謝嘉比
送結婚賀禮,但我沒收到?

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因為你沒送禮物

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我以你的名義捐了錢
給帕莎甸娜動物救援組織

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- 再講多次,你沒送禮物
- 天啊

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夠鐘做帶氧急操

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講起噁心,我不會再跟占美上床

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- 好極,我們又返回原點
- 我知,我無得救

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但我很堅強,萬大事都搞得掂,知道嗎?

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我曾嫁給道友,幫他戒毒

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你知我幫自己脫毛嗎?

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- 甚麼?
- 我甚至不會擰歪面

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直視我的妹妹

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你知道嗎?我可以忍尿48小時

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時間太長了,嘉比

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我知道,但不知為甚麼
我就是離不開這個平凡中佬

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別望住我

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我甚麼都試過了
只欠未從你把口拔走他的陰莖

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- 可以了,嗨
- 我需要幫助

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你準備好就不會再跟占美上床
拜仁,撐我

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沒錯,老實講

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我認為重點是
為何無人講我知你跟占美上床?

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甚麼?我們的占美?不會吧,噁心

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- 其實我有眼睇
- 沒錯

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維持了多久?

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自從他在你的訂婚派對嘔到周身污糟

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- 沒錯,訂婚派對
- 從我訂婚時開始?

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我跟你們講,占美沒講我知,他去死吧

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還有你,嘉比

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還有你,麗絲

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領養狗狗去死吧,沒錯,行山去死吧

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那條頭帶去死吧

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其實我很鍾意那條頭帶

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他可是我的死黨

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是死黨

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你們全部去死吧

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你去死吧,紅衫人
還有你,緊身褲女,全座山去死

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老實講,是值得的

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- 同意,想去找石頭嗎?
- 不想

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駕駛考試不順利

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她撞低了幾個雪糕筒,還刮花郵箱

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但那些白癡還是讓我合格

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好嘢,恭喜

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我以你為榮

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我去放低東西,然後去慶祝

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去邊都好,總之由我開車,我要用你部車

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好啊

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講起車,記得你媽媽開車遇到的事嗎?

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豈有此理

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- 甚麼?
- 抱歉

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我只是想找個開場白,但不應那樣講

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乖女,你媽媽發生意外時的肇事司機

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去過我辦公室

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天啊,幾時?

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上星期?你現在才講我知?

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抱歉

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他想點?

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我不知道,可能想傾吧,不重要

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我叫他離開,他就走了

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你沒事吧?

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應該沒事,不知道呢

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- 我也是
- 明白

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想拿出來傾傾嗎?

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未是時候,但我很高興你講我知

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沒錯,很順利

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- 好吧,我要去準備
- 好吧,我愛你

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“講起車”?

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戴力,我要點做

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你才不會再偷窺我?

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可能要搬屋

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《誠實治療法》

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{\an8}他終於離開山洞了,老友

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{\an8}乖仔,你沒事吧?

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{\an8}我滿腦子都是愛麗斯

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{\an8}- 我...
- 精神上很痛苦

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{\an8}但我周身都痛

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{\an8}- 寶貝仔,我明白,我愛你
- 愛你

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{\an8}真是多怨氣,我們還要捱多久?

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{\an8}- 媽媽
- 乖仔,怎麼了?

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{\an8}可以整件西多給我嗎?

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{\an8}馬上到

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{\an8}他差到無朋友,真攞命

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{\an8}你真是好媽媽

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{\an8}- 老友,去整西多給我們
- 馬上到

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{\an8}我去跟心瑪食晏,我說你會請客

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{\an8}因為你昨天奇奇怪怪,所以很內疚

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{\an8}說得對

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{\an8}我們不是返1980年代食晏

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{\an8}- 奇怪的代價高昂,好吧
- 多謝

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{\an8}- 想用我部車嗎?
- 不用了

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{\an8}真的嗎?好吧

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{\an8}我自知嚇你一跳
所以如果我再三追問,別嬲我

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{\an8}隨便你,但你不會做吊靴鬼吧?

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{\an8}不會

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{\an8}靚女,上車吧

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{\an8}嗨,占美

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{\an8}或者叫我萊德先生吧

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{\an8}沒問題,老細

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{\an8}還是叫我占美好了

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(奇津巡洋艦)

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下一位

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嗨,我要炸蝦三文治和甜茶

215
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我都一樣,但先給我

216
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他有課金開這部美食車

217
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所以有終生打尖特權

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就像快證,但只給叫戴力的人,我就是了

219
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好吧

220
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,707
你知道嗎?今日我買咖啡時遇到

221
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一個美食網紅

222
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我半句都沒提到這不是認真做生意

223
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:11,587
因為的確不是

224
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:15,424
但他想報導我們的美食車,所以是好事

225
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,511
沒錯,好極了

226
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,555
我不想被網紅報導

227
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,390
天啊,可以等到坐低至講嗎?

228
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,976
保羅,我跟愛麗斯講了,很順利

229
00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:27,938
我們會掛橫額,“年度冠軍爸爸”

230
00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:31,608
他似乎想寫我以前是軍人

231
00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:34,944
我不想再提以前當兵的事

232
00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:37,488
我想這部美食車是個新開始

233
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:41,409
那就別做訪問,直接向恐怖鄰居女士講

234
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是麗絲

235
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,371
別把她當作是人

236
00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:48,083
- 她有時很難頂
- 沒錯

237
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:52,671
但她為我做了很多
我不想表現得忘恩負義

238
00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:54,840
你在寫甚麼?

239
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,466
醫生的東西

240
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,051
這是你的習慣模式

241
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:03,556
避免難以啟齒的對話,因為可能造成痛苦

242
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,474
同樣的事上星期都發生過

243
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,934
當時我們談及你爸

244
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,394
我沒避開我爸

245
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,855
是嗎?你多久沒跟他聯絡?

246
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:14,108
他知道你有部美食車嗎?還有你住邊呢?

247
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,945
- 繼續談麗絲吧
- 好

248
00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:22,033
我不應該跟她說我會做
但現在縮沙的話,她可能會嬲

249
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聽我講,我們有充分理由
去教你怎樣面對痛苦

250
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,666
如果你逃避,就無法安然自在

251
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,837
我有個工具幫到手

252
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,965
叫做“慾望逆轉”

253
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,552
個名好似尼古拉斯基治主演的色情驚慄片

254
00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:42,429
講得沒錯

255
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來吧,閉上眼

256
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認真?

257
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:56,901
想像你最恐懼的情況
跟麗絲的對話可以有幾差

258
00:12:56,902 --> 00:13:00,404
幻想痛苦是你面前的一片雲

259
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你沒逃跑,反而往前走向痛苦

260
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說“放馬來吧,我愛痛苦”

261
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:14,418
最後,那片雲把你帶到光裏面

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你感覺自己征服了些甚麼,因為這是事實

263
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:21,093
然後你說:“痛苦讓我解脫”

264
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,178
你有照做嗎?

265
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,972
沒有,我覺得很白癡

266
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,224
你個樣的確很白癡

267
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:31,520
但是有效的

268
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老實講,動感單車很辛苦

269
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你憎做運動是因為被呼喝

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沒錯,我就是那麼奇怪

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老友,我條橡筋斷了,想借你的束髮圈

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- 不,是新買的
- 求求你吧

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- 你不會還給我
- 我知道,你有靚髮圈

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所以不想給你

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給我吧

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- 這個好靚
- 好吧,我知道

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00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,084
我幾時都照顧你

278
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,379
但你欠我一百個束髮圈

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是但吧

280
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- 唏
- 唏

281
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:15,688
你在做甚麼?

282
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,941
我不知道,自從那個人出現
我經常想起提雅

283
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,277
- 你?
- 沒錯

284
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:25,199
當然,我經常想起她,她是我的畢生至愛

285
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:28,576
沒錯,講開又講

286
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:32,747
聽我講,占美,我們玩得很開心

287
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:36,460
但無論我們是甚麼關係,我認為要結束了

288
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:42,590
可能我們會有真感覺,你懂嗎?

289
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,968
或者以為這樣會有結果

290
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,514
好吧,你說得對,我明白

291
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:53,184
如果你不再覺得好玩就算,我明白

292
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:56,313
我們結束吧

293
00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,316
沒錯

294
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,654
但或者我們可以暫時給對方一點空間?

295
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:05,863
或者不經意間,我不會記得

296
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,742
你是第一個夠高跟我“69式”的人

297
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,204
- 我們是神隊友
- 神隊友

298
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:14,413
- 對,我們經常講
- 是

299
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,333
我差點覺得要交換球衣之類

300
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:17,917
真搞笑

301
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:21,379
- 打得很精彩
- 沒錯,打得很精彩,先生

302
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:22,297
好吧

303
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,093
好吧,我知道理論上偷竊是錯的...

304
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:30,347
等等,且慢,我爸最近經常吊我尾

305
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,390
爸爸

306
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:35,935
嗨,沒有吊你尾,甚麼都沒聽到

307
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,938
其實我剛回到而已

308
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,899
我不需要用車,隨便你開去兜風

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00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,485
不用了

310
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,571
你是史上第一個年輕人考到車牌後

311
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,073
但沒有即刻要用車

312
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,616
如果是因為...

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00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,993
因為“醉機”?

314
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,077
誰?

315
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,036
醉駕司機

316
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,663
你改花名好差

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00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:58,124
沒錯,爸爸,可能是因為他

318
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:01,586
但你可以給我些少空間嗎?

319
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,839
好,當然可以

320
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,175
需要我的話,你知道點做吧

321
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,468
多謝

322
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:15,142
心瑪,偷竊不只是理論上錯,根本就是錯

323
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,227
最黐線的是...

324
00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:20,813
我一直希望那個人在這裏出現
而不是爸爸的辦公室

325
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,941
我有很多說話想跟他講,你知道嗎?

326
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,527
講他怎樣毀我們一生

327
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,029
我滿腦子都有很多念頭

328
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:31,324
- 我不知點算好
- 就像我爸爸走佬時那樣吧

329
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:32,659
寫封千字文給他

330
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,203
甚至不用寄出去,但絕對幫到我

331
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:36,746
抒發腦海裏的一切

332
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:39,458
而且我所有大學論文都用這方法

333
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:45,464
愛麗斯,嗨,你遺留了...我...

334
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:50,426
嗨,你遺留了太陽眼鏡在我爸的車裏

335
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:56,015
他認為我還給你就會有所成長,所以...

336
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,602
- 謝謝
- 我返樹洞躲起來吧

337
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,440
那個痴怨靚仔是誰?

338
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,482
我會讓他有所成長

339
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:09,279
天啊,那就太好了
等等,我介紹你識,跟我來

340
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,451
康納,她叫心瑪,我想介紹給你識

341
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,954
- 幸會
- 你真是傻豬

342
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,123
我會打給法包供應商

343
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:24,211
我知他們用工業酵母取代了天然酸種

344
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,046
我不明是甚麼意思

345
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:30,132
明天見那個網紅時,別那樣說話

346
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,845
如果你講甚麼“鮮味”和“風味特質”

347
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:36,138
他可能會興奮到看見生蝦都有高潮

348
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,808
- 那麼我不會用那種詞彙
- 多謝合作

349
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:41,185
講開又講,關於那個網紅...

350
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:45,439
喂,我見到康納跟那個“森林”女調情

351
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,899
你指心瑪?

352
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,192
我就知道發音是“心”

353
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,070
或者這樣他不會再悶悶不樂

354
00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:53,447
我們可以收買她跟我們個仔上床嗎?

355
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:54,657
我明白,但或者...

356
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:57,451
你支持他的話,我會更安樂

357
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,744
雖然你沒問,但我同意

358
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,163
- 2對1,我們要支持他
- 是但吧

359
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,456
你想講網紅的甚麼?

360
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,542
老友,麗絲超期待

361
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:07,546
自從跟我分被瞓,她從未如此雀躍過

362
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:09,922
聽我講,我自知太興奮

363
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,842
- 我這樣太不尋常,沒錯
- 沒錯,有點不尋常

364
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:15,971
但如果我們的美食車爆紅,不是很正嗎?

365
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:18,097
我支持你們兩個

366
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,433
我不是那個意思

367
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,268
你剛才想說甚麼?

368
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,188
沒甚麼,遲些至傾

369
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,023
嗨,保羅,是占美給我你的手機號碼

370
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:29,984
他說你不會即刻聽留言
但你一定會查看短訊

371
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:33,447
我試過跟麗絲傾,但我無膽到爆

372
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,951
我發現就到7點,你可能已經瞓了

373
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:42,873
不如這樣,我講你知事情經過吧

374
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,625
你知道平時法包是用新鮮酸種酵母嗎?

375
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:46,919
口感會更豐富

376
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:49,338
天啊

377
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:54,634
喂,你搞甚麼鬼?我一直在浴缸等你

378
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,636
你說會斟酒過來一齊浸

379
00:18:56,637 --> 00:19:00,973
我的病人剛用短訊傳來萬字文,馬上到

380
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,601
不,太夜了,我眼瞓

381
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:05,812
- 我...
- 不,是你錯過良機

382
00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:09,440
錯過浸浴定戲肉?

383
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,151
所有機會都無了

384
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:14,321
他對蝦做過甚麼?

385
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,117
姬絲,聽我講

386
00:19:20,077 --> 00:19:23,287
我知很難,但你要原諒自己

387
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,831
我推老公落崖,誰會那樣做?

388
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,792
我是有把秀髮的變態婆

389
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,920
- 我鍾意秀髮
- 看看誰的自信回來了

390
00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:33,215
- 我是怪物
- 又消失了

391
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,843
要點時間,但我會幫你的

392
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:40,430
無論我想見你與否
你會繼續每天都來,是嗎?

393
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:46,602
至少可以偷運果汁糖給我嗎?

394
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,230
當然,姬絲

395
00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:53,317
- 等等,你要我用屁股偷運?
- 不是

396
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:54,778
那麼當然可以,姬絲

397
00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,448
(保羅羅德斯:即刻來)

398
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:01,325
我要走了

399
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:05,162
但我知拜仁要跟你傾法律事宜,所以...

400
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:08,082
在判刑前,我們的準備審訊時間不多

401
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:11,086
但作為你的辯護律師
我需要知道一個小細節

402
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,589
你知道占美跟同事上床嗎?

403
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:15,757
我知道

404
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:17,718
多謝你

405
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:21,430
“她知道”

406
00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:30,981
嘩

407
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:37,571
保羅,真是溫馨親切

408
00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:39,989
似足你

409
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,991
但完全不似你,懂我的意思嗎?

410
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:43,911
我從來都聽不明你的意思

411
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,495
你把我的私人手機號碼給阿桑?

412
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:49,832
沒錯,他似乎很困擾

413
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,250
- 然後他要求...
- 有無搞錯?

414
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,336
你是這小子的便利店嗎?

415
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,421
全天候營業,年中無休?

416
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,048
我知道便利店是怎樣的,保羅

417
00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:59,717
那麼你就應該知道
他們只是賣思樂冰和安全套

418
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:00,928
嗨,靚仔

419
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:04,973
我睡不著,如果你還有興趣,我...

420
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:06,933
原來占美來了

421
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:09,728
- 親愛的,我...
- 不,還是算吧

422
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:13,564
可惡,我因為你又錯過機會了

423
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:16,984
抱歉,我其實不知為何要道...

424
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:18,445
是上床機會,抱歉

425
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:22,198
我嘗試給阿桑他需要的工具

426
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,533
- 讓他自救
- 是

427
00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:24,909
但因為你

428
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:28,956
他每當感到失衡就找外援

429
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:34,503
你對他造成很大的傷害

430
00:21:38,382 --> 00:21:41,093
- 你在我的家反駁我?
- 正是

431
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,052
因為我認為你錯了

432
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:47,723
保羅,我每天都探姬絲,知道原因嗎?

433
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:51,727
因為她把老公推落崖,所以你內疚

434
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,104
- 其中之一
- 對

435
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:56,567
但也是因為人有時需要更多

436
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,944
保羅,作為治療師,你我有很多共通點

437
00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:02,322
- 收回你的說話
- 是事實

438
00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:05,157
我們都很關心病人

439
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,910
沒錯,你可能會說我不夠界限分明

440
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:09,120
你毫無界限可言

441
00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:10,706
或者是你有太多

442
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,209
天啊,你就像精神健康機械人

443
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,254
發揮同理心

444
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,300
有趣...

445
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:24,052
夠鐘,停止發揮

446
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:28,222
我從沒講過“咇嗶”

447
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:31,726
雷文呢?你很鍾意他

448
00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:34,270
但因為一些無謂規矩而不再見他?

449
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:36,565
我的意思是,我明白

450
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:40,819
你在東,而我就在西

451
00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:44,322
但或者我們往中心多行一步

452
00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:48,911
因為保羅,我講你知,有時人需要更多

453
00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:00,379
- 喂,保羅
- 喂,小子

454
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,715
我收到你的短訊,真有娛樂性

455
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:05,510
你正處於緊急困境嗎?

456
00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:09,096
不算是,我只是想跟你傾,所以...

457
00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:12,642
今晚不行,用我給你的工具吧

458
00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:16,313
下星期覆診時詳細傾

459
00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:19,149
- 好吧
- 晚安

460
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:25,238
你好嘢,在我面前那樣做,一定很爽吧

461
00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:26,490
的確是

462
00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:37,542
嗨,我自知答應過給你空間

463
00:23:37,543 --> 00:23:39,962
但我可以探頭打聲招呼嗎?

464
00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:41,672
好吧

465
00:23:44,550 --> 00:23:45,592
你好嗎?

466
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,720
我在寫信給醉機

467
00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:50,305
嘩

468
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,349
沒想到這花名還在,但...

469
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,684
我不會寄出去

470
00:23:54,685 --> 00:23:57,311
心瑪說可能會令我心情好一點

471
00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:59,648
我從沒想過我會那樣說

472
00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:03,026
心瑪的主意很好

473
00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:07,197
- 好吧,我只寫到這裏
- 明白

474
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:09,490
“親愛的雲斯頓先生

475
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:12,160
你毀了我一生,你個人渣,食屎吧”

476
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:17,416
那個開得很好,真是引人入勝

477
00:24:20,544 --> 00:24:21,919
我都應該寫一封?

478
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,172
拿筆吧

479
00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:39,145
媽媽的視力很難搞

480
00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:41,856
她需要做白內障手術,知道嗎?

481
00:24:41,857 --> 00:24:44,233
- 你要回家跟她傾傾
- 你跟她一齊住

482
00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:46,694
- 你跟她傾吧
- 嘉比,所以我才會來

483
00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:49,405
怎麼了?葛妮,別用那種
“我大鑊了”的眼神,知道嗎?

484
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:51,449
我做夠了,是時候輪到你照顧她

485
00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:53,827
- 知未?
- 可惡的聖人嘉比

486
00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:56,496
你要我為往事賠罪到幾時?

487
00:24:57,247 --> 00:25:00,082
因為再受下去的話,我們會互相仇視

488
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,794
不過,或者你就是想那樣

489
00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:06,088
- 嗨,葛妮
- 衰鬼巨人

490
00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:09,675
嗨,大鳥,代我問候小鳥

491
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,970
- 沒問題
- 好吧

492
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:16,016
她叫愛麗斯做“小鳥”,所以...

493
00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:19,227
怎麼了?又是那件事?

494
00:25:19,228 --> 00:25:20,853
你想傾傾嗎?

495
00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:24,357
好啊,我想跟舊老友占美傾談此事

496
00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:26,151
但我們搞垮了,記得嗎?

497
00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:33,241
你在等我回應嗎?我以為你會嬲爆爆離開

498
00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:36,870
我的確想,但我剛想起
我的英式鬆餅未烘完,所以...

499
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:47,381
- 得了
- 沒錯

500
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:49,091
行開

501
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:51,301
好吧,保羅

502
00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:58,934
真是白癡,大聲對住空氣說話

503
00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:05,649
開始吧

504
00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:08,901
“不想做”是甚麼意思?

505
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:11,989
為甚麼?因為你是巨嬰嗎?

506
00:26:12,948 --> 00:26:17,326
或者是我錯
因為我有次讓你用戴力的豪華馬桶

507
00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:20,663
你可能以為我們的錢是屙出來,你錯了

508
00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:23,499
其實我已經不再開大

509
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,001
我用意志力制止它

510
00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:29,590
你在這方面一無所知,你個高大衰

511
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:40,225
“不想做”是甚麼意思?為甚麼?

512
00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:45,563
你知道嗎?其實沒所謂,我們取消吧

513
00:26:45,564 --> 00:26:47,106
認真?

514
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:51,736
我發現他把網誌命名做“美食救兵”

515
00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:53,779
所以我已經對他反感了

516
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,698
多謝你,麗絲,感激不盡

517
00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:57,034
不用跟我客氣

518
00:26:57,784 --> 00:27:01,914
我很愛這部美食車,它對我真的很重要

519
00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:07,794
我有東西送給你

520
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:11,547
是石頭,天啊

521
00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:13,300
是我至愛的石頭之一

522
00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:16,052
你沒事吧?

523
00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:17,054
沒事

524
00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:18,764
你沒出聲

525
00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:20,933
我很開心

526
00:27:25,062 --> 00:27:26,063
麗絲,多謝你

527
00:27:27,356 --> 00:27:29,857
好吧,避開一陣

528
00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:30,942
我要返上車

529
00:27:30,943 --> 00:27:33,695
可以由你搬餐牌嗎?我夾到手指

530
00:27:34,279 --> 00:27:36,240
- 勞煩了
- 遵命

531
00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:40,535
- 嗨
- 嗨

532
00:27:40,536 --> 00:27:44,414
- 我要出去,可以給我車匙嗎?
- 可以

533
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,292
把車匙交給寶貝女

534
00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:50,002
我比較希望你拋給我

535
00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:52,713
不要嘗試營造父女情深的時刻

536
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,549
- 可以嗎?
- 不可以

537
00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:56,259
- 好吧
- 但你要揀

538
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:58,970
讓我拍低你接車匙

539
00:27:58,971 --> 00:28:01,430
或者緊緊擁抱到夠

540
00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:03,808
- 拿手機出來
- 好嘢,我就是想那樣

541
00:28:03,809 --> 00:28:06,269
我做逆向心理時攬過自己了,好吧

542
00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:08,980
- 好吧
- 我稍後會加音樂和...

543
00:28:08,981 --> 00:28:10,399
- 要影嗎?好吧
- 影啊

544
00:28:10,983 --> 00:28:11,859
開始

545
00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,735
- 你想我點做?
- 再問我拿車匙

546
00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:15,654
對了...

547
00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:18,239
唏,爸爸,可以給我車匙嗎?

548
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,951
可以,接住了,乖女

549
00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:24,454
好嘢

550
00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:27,957
- 是慢拍
- 好吧

551
00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,083
所以會好型

552
00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:30,169
我要走了

553
00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:35,048
可以幫我一個忙嗎?在外面加倍小心

554
00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:36,925
好啊,老細

555
00:28:37,968 --> 00:28:39,344
- 愛麗斯,好嗎?
- 嗨

556
00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:42,639
- 嗨
- 嗨,老友,你好嗎?

557
00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:45,809
痛苦讓我解脫

558
00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:48,979
- 很好嗎?
- 超好啊,占美

559
00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:56,069
頂

560
00:28:58,155 --> 00:29:01,657
唏,我打來是想講,阿桑似乎進展很好

561
00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:04,620
所以沒錯,你是對的

562
00:29:05,204 --> 00:29:09,917
我當然是對,我幾時都是,是我的專長

563
00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:12,460
或者當我說對一件事時

564
00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:13,795
你能給我些少肯定?

565
00:29:14,755 --> 00:29:16,547
即管發夢吧,占佬

566
00:29:16,548 --> 00:29:18,008
晚安,保羅

567
00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:22,763
嗨,老雷

568
00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:24,515
唏,你來了

569
00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:26,934
給我一杯印度淡啤

570
00:29:31,897 --> 00:29:34,233
好吧,你在哪裏出世?

571
00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:38,529
你知道我的一切,我要惡補一下

572
00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:41,031
康乃狄克州,達里恩

573
00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:43,367
你有幾多個仔女?

574
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,920
你怎會來了?

575
00:29:55,921 --> 00:30:00,384
聽住,我尊重你的界線
但我仍可以做你的朋友

576
00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:05,429
我們都知道你妹妹的情況,總是不歡而散

577
00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:08,057
但趁未爛尾,沒錯
我製作了一個關懷禮品包給你

578
00:30:08,058 --> 00:30:10,434
有你最鍾意的東西,泡泡浴球

579
00:30:10,435 --> 00:30:11,727
上等龍舌蘭酒

580
00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:14,939
還有些綿花糖味的提子,你至鍾意

581
00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:15,857
別人是怎樣做的?

582
00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:18,609
提子、綿花糖,然後呢?

583
00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:21,112
- 是聖誕奇蹟
- 的確是

584
00:30:21,113 --> 00:30:22,488
會事過境遷的

585
00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:23,490
多謝你

586
00:30:38,255 --> 00:30:39,255
喂,你去死吧

587
00:30:39,256 --> 00:30:40,882
- 我去死?
- 沒錯

588
00:30:40,883 --> 00:30:43,009
我沒動過,是你靠過來吻我

589
00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:44,343
沒錯,但你打算讓我吻你

590
00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:46,470
其實我不知道發生甚麼事

591
00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:49,266
我只是送一包禮物過來

592
00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:51,559
- 無其他意圖...
- 是嗎?

593
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,936
你送禮物包過來,無其他意圖?

594
00:30:53,937 --> 00:30:54,979
除褲

595
00:30:54,980 --> 00:30:56,063
- 甚麼?
- 除啊

596
00:30:56,064 --> 00:31:00,318
你聽到的,你穿紅底褲嗎?
我鍾意的性愛底褲?

597
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:03,070
讓我看你的底褲

598
00:31:03,071 --> 00:31:08,201
我不會讓你看我的內褲

599
00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:11,078
為甚麼?不見得人嗎??

600
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:13,080
- 讓我看你的內褲
- 你知道嗎?

601
00:31:13,081 --> 00:31:14,874
- 現在很尷尬
- 讓我看你的內褲

602
00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:16,417
嘉比,現在很尷尬,我走了

603
00:31:16,418 --> 00:31:18,002
- 是你搞到尷尬
- 我走了

604
00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:19,545
- 其實是你搞到尷尬
- 喂,不

605
00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:20,922
- 讓我看你的內褲
- 喂,不

606
00:31:20,923 --> 00:31:23,758
- 我拒絕,不行
- 讓我看你的內褲,我要看

607
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:26,303
- 我要看
- 你怎會這麼大力?

608
00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:30,097
我要看...

609
00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:32,642
- 讓我看你的內褲
- 放開我,別再講了

610
00:31:32,643 --> 00:31:35,479
- 別再講了,不用旨意
- 讓我看你的內褲

611
00:31:41,193 --> 00:31:42,193
全中

612
00:31:42,194 --> 00:31:43,278
算數

613
00:31:43,946 --> 00:31:46,155
但採取主動的是你

614
00:31:46,156 --> 00:31:47,281
我沒做錯任何事

615
00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:49,825
你有啊,因為你早知道

616
00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:52,829
- 我知道甚麼?
- 認真?你要我講出口?

617
00:31:54,248 --> 00:32:00,045
占美,你知道我有了感覺,聽到未?

618
00:32:00,546 --> 00:32:05,050
但你很自私,你還繼續跟我上床,對吧?

619
00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:08,470
是嗎?承認吧

620
00:32:10,264 --> 00:32:11,431
沒錯

621
00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:13,391
即刻離開我屋企

622
00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:15,017
- 別這樣吧
- 即刻走

623
00:32:15,018 --> 00:32:16,103
好吧

624
00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:17,604
走啊

625
00:32:24,444 --> 00:32:25,444
很抱歉

626
00:32:25,445 --> 00:32:26,822
你去死吧

627
00:33:50,447 --> 00:33:52,449
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