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我只是想跟妳談談
我知道我們曾經有過

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那個,尷尬的往事

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反正呢,我很快就要回學校去

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但我們今年夏天都沒有一起玩

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所以不知道妳想不想找時間
一起吃個晚餐?

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好喔,不必了,抱歉

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不過祝你這學年順利

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謝了

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萊爾德先生,你看到了?

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是康納嗎?嘿

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沒有,我只是上來考慮重新打磨這欄杆

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因為我不想害人被刺到,你知道吧?

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媽的,可惡

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康納會恢復的,對吧?

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被發“祝你這學年順利”卡嗎?不可能

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- 不乖喔,小妞
- 拔起來了

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那麼...

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那麼,女兒,我一直都想跟妳說一件事

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我辦公室那裡來了個意外的訪客

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可以之後再說嗎?

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抱歉,我再過一個小時就要去考駕照了

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而駕照的照片讓我壓力山大

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我知道我想笑

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但我無法決定要閉嘴微笑,還是雙唇微開

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看起來真的判若兩人

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嘿,妳在這啊

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好喔,誰準備好迎來
重要的成年里程碑了?

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應該是我吧

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除非我不及格,那麼我...
就這樣了,就結束了

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嘿,就算不及格也沒關係

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妳不記得這件事

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但是妳在五歲以前的馬桶訓練都失敗了

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瞧瞧現在的妳
在馬桶便便根本就是專業級的

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很棒喔

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我的天啊

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再見,爸

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謝謝你帶她去,顯然我會讓她太緊張

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我欠你一次

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讓我在我家陽台上偷看你就算回報了

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從你家陽台偷看我
感覺很受侵犯,而且很恐怖

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尤其再加上那抹笑容

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懂了

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反正我還是要偷看

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你知道我愛那件

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你幹嘛穿熱戰小褲來上班?你這小變態

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為夢想工作盛裝打扮啊

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哇,你動作最好慢一點

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別受傷啊

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- 我們正在處理申請
- 謝了

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跟我介紹一下你的夢想工作吧

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- 你想抓抓嗎?
- 嘿,保羅

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阿娘喂

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沒關係

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外面該加個標示才對

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“羅德斯認知行為治療中心

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我們的醫生很能幹喔”

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等一下,好喔

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那聽起來很像我們會上病患,但我們不會

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至少我不會

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不好笑

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保羅,我要向你保證
我從沒對任何病患全力衝刺過

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真棒

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你有機會跟艾莉絲提起我們的訪客嗎?

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還沒,沒有,我找不到適當的時機

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昨天她打破了一個馬克杯,我差點就說出

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“別擔心,親愛的,只是個意外罷了

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既然說到了意外
記得妳媽碰上的那個意外嗎?

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殺死她的男人來過喔”

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- 真順
- 對啊

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我得好好處理,因為這會讓她很不安

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也讓你不安

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有嗎?我應該是沒有想到這點

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天啊,你真厲害

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對啦,讓我很不安,保羅
但我比你想像中還堅強

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如果是真的就太好了

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嘿,羅德斯醫生,我早來了
因為我想來偷一條能量棒

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再偷一個晚點吃

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再偷一個拿去賣

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待會診療室見

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天啊

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嘿,苦瓜臉,怎麼了?

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我的病患太多了,而且我還接手了尚恩

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很遺憾地,我得砍掉一個

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- 不會是雷蒙吧,你最喜歡他了
- 我沒有最喜歡誰

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拜託,我們都有最喜歡的,我最喜歡安妮

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她跟她媽男朋友上床
只為了證明那男的會偷吃

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對,我好愛那個心態扭曲的小婊子

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我才不愛阿雷

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- 只是很可惜...
- 阿雷

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我那個已經可以向前邁進的客戶

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- 就是我...
- 暗戀的?

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- 想拜把的?
- 想要“緊緊依偎”的?

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你們想要帶著迷你啞鈴一起強力健走

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一起吃好市多烤雞

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你竟然要拋棄我

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阿雷,你很久以來都進展得很好

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而有個孩子,他很需要我的幫忙

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孩子?我就知道

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他也許惹上了一堆
年輕、刺激的麻煩,對吧?

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現在你只是付錢給我閒聊而已

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- 我覺得自己在搶你的錢
- 我知道,所以我才拿能量棒啊

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事實是我們一起經歷了好多事

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我爸去世、我離婚

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還有我學英國腔的那個月

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至少還能當朋友?
也許偶爾一起喝杯啤酒?

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阿雷,那樣不太恰當

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我是很嚴格遵守界線的

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好,這樣的話,至少承認你會想我吧

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我會,會很想你

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既然我們不會當朋友...

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先生,可以退些錢給我嗎?

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別這樣結束喔

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沒有茶?沒有洞洞餅?

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怎麼小加的新婚禮物有感謝函
而我就沒有?

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因為妳沒送禮物

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我用你的名義捐款
給帕薩迪納動物救援小組

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- 我說了,妳沒送我們禮物
- 我的天啊

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來加快心律吧

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說到噁,我也該停止上吉米了

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- 很好,話題又回來了
- 我知道,我很可悲

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可是,跟妳說,我很堅強
我承受得住,妳知道嗎?

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我嫁了個海洛因毒蟲,還幫他戒毒了

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妳知道我還自己蜜蠟除毛嗎?

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- 為何?
- 我根本眼睛都不會眨一下

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我都直直地盯著妹妹那裡

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跟妳說,我可以憋尿48小時

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那樣太久了,小加

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我知道,但不知怎麼地
我就是放不下這個無趣的男人

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別看我啊

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我什麼都做過了
除了把他的弟弟從妳嘴裡拔出來

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- 好,嗨
- 我需要幫忙

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等妳準備好,妳就不會繼續上吉米了
布萊恩,附和我說的

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對,老實說

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我的想法主要是
怎麼都沒人跟我說妳在上吉米?

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什麼?我們的吉米?不會吧,噁,好噁

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- 我好像能想像得到
- 對

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已經多久了啊?

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從他在你們的訂婚派對上
吐了自己一整身開始

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- 對,在訂婚派對上
- 從我訂婚開始?

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你們知道怎麼著?
吉米去死吧,居然沒跟我說

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妳也去死吧,小加

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妳也是,莉茲

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救援狗狗去死,沒錯,健走去死

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這條頭帶也去死吧

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其實我很喜歡這條頭帶

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他明明是我最好的朋友

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我的麻吉

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你們全部都去死

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你去死,紅衣男,妳也是,緊身褲女
這整座山都去死一死

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老實說,看到這一幕就值得了

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- 同意,妳想去找石頭嗎?
- 不要

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考試不順利

153
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她撞倒了幾個交通錐,刮到了信箱

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那些笨蛋還是讓我通過了

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太好了,恭喜

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我真是以妳為榮

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我去放東西,我們去慶祝吧

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不管去哪,我來開車,而且我要用你的車

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沒問題

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說到車,妳記得妳媽開車的時候
發生了什麼事嗎?

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該死啦

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- 你說什麼?
- 對不起

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我一直在找適當的時機提起
而剛剛不是時候

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親愛的,妳媽那場車禍的另一個駕駛

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他跑來我的辦公室

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見鬼了,什麼時候?

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上週?你現在才跟我說?

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對不起

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他想幹嘛?

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我不知道,可能想聊聊吧,都無所謂

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我叫他離開,而他照做了

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嘿,妳還好嗎?

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應該吧,我不知道

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- 我也是
- 好

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想聊聊嗎?

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不要,還不想,但我很高興你跟我說

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好,挺順的喔

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- 好,我去準備一下
- 好,我愛妳

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“說到車”?

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德瑞克,我該怎麼做

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才能讓你不再偷看我?

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可能得搬家吧

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《誠實診療室》

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{\an8}他從他的洞裡出來了,好傢伙

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{\an8}親愛的,你還好嗎?

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{\an8}我就是情不自禁地想著艾莉絲

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{\an8}- 我...
- 這是情感上的傷痛

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{\an8}但我的全身都好痛

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{\an8}- 寶寶,我懂,我愛你
- 我也愛妳

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{\an8}也太愛哎哎叫了吧,我們還要忍受多久?

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{\an8}- 媽
- 我在,親愛的

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{\an8}妳可以做法國吐司給我吃嗎?

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{\an8}馬上來

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{\an8}他真的好煩,殺了我吧

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{\an8}妳是個很棒的媽媽

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{\an8}- 老兄,去幫我們做法國吐司
- 馬上就來

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{\an8}嘿,我要跟珊莫去吃早午餐
我說你會付錢

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{\an8}因為你對於昨天的詭異行為有罪惡感

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{\an8}妳說得沒錯

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{\an8}我們可不是要去1980年代的早午餐店

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{\an8}- 行為詭異的代價很貴,好
- 謝謝

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{\an8}- 妳要開車嗎?
- 不要,不用了

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{\an8}真的嗎?好吧

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{\an8}我知道我說了讓妳震驚的消息
所以我如果持續關心的話,別生氣

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{\an8}好啦,但你不會陰魂不散,對吧?

206
00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:37,012
{\an8}不會啦

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{\an8}上車吧,辣妹

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{\an8}嘿,吉米

209
00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:43,852
{\an8}也可以叫我萊爾德先生

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{\an8}沒問題,小壞蛋

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{\an8}叫吉米也可以

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(卡瓊餐車)

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下一位

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嗨,我要一份鮮蝦三明治和一杯甜冰茶

215
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我要一份跟他一樣的,但我的要先來

216
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,406
他是餐車的金主

217
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所以他有終生插隊特權

218
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就像是快速通關證,但德瑞克專屬
我就是德瑞克

219
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好

220
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,707
你知道怎麼著?今天我在買咖啡的時候

221
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,625
遇見了一個美食部落客

222
00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:10,670
我忍住沒吐嘈說那不算真正的工作

223
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:11,587
因為就不是

224
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:15,424
但他想要報導我們的餐車,所以,很棒吧

225
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,511
對啊,好極了

226
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,555
我不想上部落格

227
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,390
老天啊,等我們坐下再說吧?

228
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,976
保羅,我跟艾莉絲說了,很順利

229
00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:27,938
我們會掛紅布條,“年度好爸爸”

230
00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:31,608
看樣子,這個人是想要寫
我是退役軍人的事

231
00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:34,944
我不想扯上任何當過兵的事

232
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我想要這輛餐車有個全新的開始

233
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:41,409
那就別受訪,去跟母老虎鄰居說啊

234
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是莉茲

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別把她人格化

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- 她是有點難搞
- 對

237
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:52,671
但她為我做了很多
我不想表現得不知感恩

238
00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:54,840
你在寫什麼?

239
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醫生寫的東西

240
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這就是你的模式

241
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你會因為覺得痛苦而避免困難的談話

242
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,474
就跟上週是一樣的情況

243
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,934
在我們提到你爸的時候

244
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,394
我沒有在躲我爸

245
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是嗎?你上次跟他說話是何時?

246
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:14,108
他知道你在經營餐車嗎?
他知道你住在哪裡嗎?

247
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,945
- 我們繼續聊莉茲的事
- 好啊

248
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我根本不該跟她說我會接受採訪
如果我現在退縮的話,她可能會生氣

249
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聽好,我們有很大的動機
要教你怎麼去面對痛苦

250
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,666
如果你躲著痛苦的話,就無法產生自信

251
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,837
我有個方法,也許能有幫助

252
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,965
叫做“慾望逆轉”

253
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,552
聽起來像是尼可拉斯凱吉演的情色驚悚片

254
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是啊

255
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來吧,閉上眼睛

256
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真的嗎?

257
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:56,901
想像跟莉茲談話時
會讓你最害怕的情況

258
00:12:56,902 --> 00:13:00,404
看到痛苦就像雲一般出現在你眼前

259
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不要跑走,直面著那痛苦前進

260
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說:“來吧,我愛痛苦”

261
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:14,418
然後最終,你會穿越那朵雲
置身光明之中

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感覺你征服了些什麼,因為你的確做到了

263
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:21,093
然後你說:“痛苦解放我”

264
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,178
你有在照做嗎?

265
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,972
沒有,我覺得很蠢

266
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好,你看起來是很蠢

267
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但很有用

268
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,692
我就直說了,飛輪真的爛死了

269
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,152
妳只是不喜歡
跟會吼妳的人一起運動而已

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00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,863
對,我應該就是這麼奇怪吧

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小妞,我的髮圈斷了
妳的大腸圈借我用吧

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- 不要,我才拿到而已耶
- 拜託,好啦

273
00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:48,452
- 妳都不還我
- 我知道,因為妳的都很好用

274
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所以我才不給妳

275
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給我啦,拜託

276
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,208
- 小妞,這個很棒耶
- 好,對啊

277
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,084
跟妳說,我永遠都會幫妳

278
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但妳欠我100個大腸圈

279
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隨便啦

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- 嘿
- 嘿

281
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妳在幹嘛?

282
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,941
不知道,那個人來過之後
我就一直想起媞亞

283
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,277
- 你呢?
- 是啊

284
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:25,199
當然啊,我常常都在想她
她是我這輩子的最愛,妳也知道

285
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:28,576
是啊,關於這個

286
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:32,747
聽我說,吉米,這段時間很開心

287
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:36,460
但我覺得我們之間該結束了

288
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:42,590
若我們真的有感覺
那又是另一回事,你知道吧?

289
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,968
如果我們覺得這段關係會有結果

290
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,514
好,對啦,妳說得對,知道了

291
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:53,184
如果妳已經不感興趣了,我明白

292
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:56,313
我們就結束吧

293
00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,316
好

294
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,654
但也許我們就稍微給彼此一點空間吧?

295
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:05,863
不知不覺中,我就不會記得

296
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,742
你是第一個身高足夠
讓我體驗六九體位的傢伙

297
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,204
- 我們是很強的團隊
- 強隊

298
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:14,413
- 我知道,我們常這麼說
- 對

299
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,333
我幾乎覺得應該要來交換球衣之類的

300
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:17,917
真好笑

301
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:21,379
- 我很開心
- 是的,很開心,先生

302
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:22,297
好

303
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,093
好,技術上來說
我知道順手牽羊是錯的...

304
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:30,347
等等,先別說出來
我爸最近總是跟在附近

305
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,390
爸

306
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:35,935
嘿,我沒跟在附近,我什麼也沒聽到

307
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,938
我才剛到家

308
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,899
我不需要用車,妳想的話可以開去兜風

309
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,485
不用,不需要

310
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,571
妳應該是史上第一個考到駕照

311
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,073
卻一次也沒要求開車的孩子

312
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,616
如果這是因為...

313
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,993
是因為九加零嗎?

314
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,077
誰?

315
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,036
酒駕人

316
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,663
妳真不會取外號耶

317
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:58,124
對,爸,可能是因為他吧

318
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:01,586
但你可以給我一點空間嗎?

319
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,839
好啊,當然好

320
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,175
妳知道的,要找我的話我都在

321
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,468
謝了

322
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:15,142
珊莫,順手牽羊不是技術上錯而已
那行為就是錯的

323
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,227
妳知道什麼很扯嗎?

324
00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:20,813
我一直希望那個人出現在這裡
而不是我爸的辦公室

325
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,941
我有好多話想跟他說,妳知道嗎?

326
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,527
就像是他把我們的生活搞得多慘

327
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,029
我腦子裡盤旋著這些想法

328
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:31,324
- 而我不知道該怎麼辦
- 做我在我爸走後做的事

329
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:32,659
寫一篇長文給他

330
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,203
沒必要寄出去,但幫助了我

331
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:36,746
把腦子裡的那些東西倒出來

332
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:39,458
而且,我也用這種方法
寫我大學的所有作業

333
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:45,464
艾莉絲,嗨,妳的...我要...

334
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:50,426
嗨,妳把妳的墨鏡丟在我爸車上了

335
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:56,015
他覺得如果我拿來給妳
就能幫助我成長,所以...

336
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,602
- 謝了
- 我要去躲在樹上了

337
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,440
那可愛的悲傷男孩是誰呀?

338
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,482
我去讓他成長吧

339
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:09,279
我的天啊,那樣的話就太好了
等等,我介紹你們認識,來吧

340
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,451
康納...這位是珊莫,我想介紹你們認識

341
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,954
- 很高興認識妳
- 你這個笨蛋

342
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,123
我會打給法棍供應商

343
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:24,211
我吃得出來他們把活酸種換成商業酵母了

344
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,046
我不知道那是什麼意思

345
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:30,132
明天在那部落客面前要小心,別那樣說話

346
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,845
如果你開始說那些
“鮮味”和“風味特性”什麼的

347
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:36,138
他可能會高潮在生蝦上

348
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,808
- 那我就不說那些
- 謝謝你

349
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:41,185
既然我們提到這件事,關於那部落格

350
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:45,439
嘿,我看到康納跟那個
叫做“什麼”的少女打情罵俏耶

351
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,899
你是說珊莫嗎?

352
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,192
我就知道差不了多少

353
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,070
也許這樣能讓他不再自怨自艾

354
00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:53,447
我們能付錢叫她來上我們的兒子嗎?

355
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:54,657
好喔,我想如果

356
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:57,451
就先幫他加加油,這樣會好一點

357
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,744
你沒問,但我也這麼覺得

358
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,163
- 二比一,我們要幫他加油
- 隨便啦

359
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,456
你說那個部落格怎樣?

360
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,542
兄弟,莉茲很興奮

361
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:07,546
自從她讓我們分毯子睡覺之後
就沒這麼開心過了

362
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:09,922
聽我說,我知道我太興奮了

363
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,842
- 我會這樣可不尋常
- 是有點奇怪,對啊

364
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:15,971
可是如果我們的小餐車爆紅
這一定超酷的吧?

365
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:18,097
我也為你們加油

366
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,433
不是那種的

367
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,268
你剛剛要說什麼?

368
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,188
沒什麼,可以等等再說

369
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,023
呦,保羅,吉米把你的手機號碼給了我

370
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:29,984
他說你不會馬上聽語音留言
但你都會看簡訊

371
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:33,447
我想跟莉茲聊,但我就是個孬種

372
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,951
我現在才發現已經快7點了
你可能已經睡了吧

373
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:42,873
這樣吧,我來跟你說事情的來龍去脈

374
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,625
你知道如果用酸種來做法棍

375
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:46,919
風味會更有層次嗎?

376
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:49,338
我的老天爺啊

377
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:54,634
嘿,你是怎麼了?我一直在浴缸裡等你耶

378
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,636
你說你要去拿酒,然後就來跟我一起泡

379
00:18:56,637 --> 00:19:00,973
病患傳了跟書一樣長的訊息過來
我馬上就上去

380
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,601
不用,已經太晚了,我想睡了

381
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:05,812
- 這個嘛,我...
- 不了,你錯過機會了

382
00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:09,440
妳是說泡澡還是炒飯?

383
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,151
所有機會都沒了

384
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:14,321
在蝦子上怎樣?

385
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,117
聽我說,葛蕾絲

386
00:19:20,077 --> 00:19:23,287
我知道很困難,但妳得原諒自己

387
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,831
我把我老公推下懸崖,有誰會做這種事?

388
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,792
我就是個頭髮很美的瘋婆子

389
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,920
- 我喜歡頭髮很美的部分
- 瞧瞧誰的自尊心回來了?

390
00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:33,215
- 我是個該死的禽獸
- 又沒了

391
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,843
會需要花時間,但我會幫妳達成

392
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:40,430
不管我想不想要,你都會每天來,對吧?

393
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:46,602
可以至少幫我偷帶一點
酸屁孩軟糖進來嗎?

394
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,230
當然好,葛蕾絲

395
00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:53,317
- 等等,妳是說,塞在我屁股裡?
- 不是

396
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:54,778
那當然好啊,葛蕾絲

397
00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,448
(保羅羅德斯,儘快過來)

398
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:01,325
我得走了

399
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:05,162
但我知道布萊恩有些法律的事
要跟妳說,所以...

400
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:08,082
在他們做出最終的起訴決定前
我們做不了太多審判準備

401
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:11,086
但身為妳的辯護律師
我得知道一個小細節

402
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,589
妳知道吉米跟他同事上床嗎?

403
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:15,757
對,我知道

404
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:17,718
謝謝

405
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:21,430
“對,她知道”

406
00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:30,981
哇

407
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:37,571
保羅,這裡真是溫暖又怡人

408
00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:39,989
就像你

409
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,991
除了一點也不像你以外
你懂我的意思嗎?

410
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:43,911
不知道,我從來都不知道你的意思

411
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,495
你把我的私人手機號碼給了尚恩嗎?

412
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:49,832
對,他看起來很焦慮

413
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,250
- 他跟我要...
- 搞什麼啦?

414
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,336
你是這孩子的便利商店嗎?

415
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,421
全年無休,隨時營業嗎?

416
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,048
我知道便利商店的營業模式,保羅

417
00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:59,717
好啊,那你就知道
他們只賣思樂冰跟保險套

418
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:00,928
嘿,帥哥

419
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:04,973
我睡不著,如果你還感興趣的話,我...

420
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:06,933
吉米在這裡啊

421
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:09,728
- 我...親愛的,我...
- 沒關係,這樣吧,算了,就...

422
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:13,564
真該死,因為你,我錯過了第二次機會

423
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:16,984
抱歉喔,而我根本不知道為何道歉...

424
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:18,445
是上床啊,對不起

425
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:22,198
我在試著給尚恩他所需要的方法

426
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,533
- 讓他能自救
- 好

427
00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:24,909
但都因為你

428
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:28,956
他每次情緒失調,就會尋求外界協助

429
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:34,503
你給這孩子造成了極大的傷害

430
00:21:38,382 --> 00:21:41,093
- 你在我家嗶我?
- 沒錯

431
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,052
因為我覺得你錯了

432
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:47,723
保羅,我每天都去見葛蕾絲
你知道為什麼嗎?

433
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:51,727
因為你有罪惡感
因為她把她老公推下懸崖

434
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,104
- 是包括這些
- 對啊

435
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:56,567
但有時候是因為人們需要更多

436
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,944
保羅,身為治療師,你跟我是很像的

437
00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:02,322
- 你把話給我吞回去
- 是真的

438
00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:05,157
我們都很關心我們的病患

439
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,910
而且,對啦,你也許會說
我的界線畫得不夠明確

440
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:09,120
你根本就沒有界線

441
00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:10,706
那你的界線也許太多了吧

442
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,209
天啊,你就像個心理健康機器人

443
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,254
啟動同理心

444
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,300
真有意思...

445
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:24,052
時間到了,關閉功能,嗶啵...

446
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:28,222
我從來都不會說嗶啵

447
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:31,726
說說雷蒙吧,你超喜歡他的

448
00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:34,270
卻因為某條蠢規矩
你就不再跟他見面了?

449
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:36,565
我是說...我懂

450
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:40,819
你在這裡而我遠在這裡

451
00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:44,322
但也許我們只要都向中間移動一些

452
00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:48,911
因為保羅,我跟你說
有時候人們需要更多

453
00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:00,379
- 嘿,保羅
- 嘿,孩子

454
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,715
我收到你的訊息了,內容很有趣喔

455
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:05,510
你現在很不安嗎?

456
00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:09,096
沒有,不算吧
我只是想要聊一聊,所以...

457
00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:12,642
今晚不行,去用我教你的方法

458
00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:16,313
我們下週表定的治療時間再聊

459
00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:19,149
- 好
- 晚安

460
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:25,238
好,你就覺得有必要在我面前這麼做

461
00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:26,490
對,沒錯

462
00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:37,542
嘿,我知道我保證過會給妳一些空間

463
00:23:37,543 --> 00:23:39,962
但妳能准我把頭探進去問聲好嗎?

464
00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:41,672
好啊

465
00:23:44,550 --> 00:23:45,592
妳好嗎?

466
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,720
我在寫信給九加零

467
00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:50,305
哇

468
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,349
我不太喜歡繼續那樣叫他,不過...

469
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,684
我不會寄出去的

470
00:23:54,685 --> 00:23:57,311
珊莫說這樣也許能讓我心裡舒服點

471
00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:59,648
我要說一句我以為自己永遠不會說的話

472
00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:03,026
珊莫的主意真不錯

473
00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:07,197
- 好,我目前寫了這些
- 好

474
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:09,490
“親愛的溫斯頓先生

475
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:12,160
你毀了我的人生
你這個王八蛋,你去死”

476
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:17,416
這開頭還真強烈,很引人入勝喔

477
00:24:20,544 --> 00:24:21,919
我應該也來寫一封,對吧?

478
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,172
去拿筆啊

479
00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:39,145
媽的視力越來越糟了

480
00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:41,856
她需要做白內障手術,好嗎?

481
00:24:41,857 --> 00:24:44,233
- 妳得回家跟她聊聊
- 妳跟她一起住耶

482
00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:46,694
- 妳自己去跟她聊
- 小加,我就是因此而來

483
00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:49,405
怎樣?蔻妮,別跟我說
“我命好苦”那一套,好嗎?

484
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:51,449
我該做的都做了
該是妳負起責任的時候了

485
00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:53,827
- 妳覺得呢?
- 他媽的聖女小加

486
00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:56,496
妳要我為過去的事贖罪多久?

487
00:24:57,247 --> 00:25:00,082
我能接受的酸言酸語是有限度的
不然我們就要開始憎恨彼此了

488
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,794
不過,嘿,妳想要這樣的話我也沒辦法

489
00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:06,088
- 嘿,蔻妮
- 他媽的嚇死我

490
00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:09,675
嘿,大鳥兒,幫我跟小鳥兒問聲好

491
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,970
- 沒問題
- 好

492
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:16,016
她都叫艾莉絲“小鳥兒”,所以...

493
00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:19,227
嘿,怎麼了?一樣的事嗎?

494
00:25:19,228 --> 00:25:20,853
妳想聊聊嗎?

495
00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:24,357
好啊,我很想
跟我親愛的老朋友吉米好好聊聊

496
00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:26,151
但我們搞砸了,記得嗎?

497
00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:33,241
妳在等我回答嗎?我還以為妳要奪門而出

498
00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:36,870
對,我本來是,但我想起來
我的英式馬芬還在烤,所以...

499
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:47,381
- 好了
- 好

500
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:49,091
閃開啦

501
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:51,301
好的,保羅

502
00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:58,934
這樣好蠢,不對著任何人說出來

503
00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:05,649
來吧

504
00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:08,901
什麼叫做你不想做了?

505
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:11,989
為何?就因為你是個他媽的巨嬰?

506
00:26:12,948 --> 00:26:17,326
也許是我的錯吧,因為我就那一次
讓你用了德瑞克那間厲害的廁所

507
00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:20,663
你也許認為我們拉出來的
都是鈔票,但我們沒有

508
00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:23,499
其實我已經不大便了

509
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,001
我都用意志力來憋著

510
00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:29,590
你根本不知道那是怎麼一回事
你這個大隻佬小孬孬

511
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:40,225
什麼叫做你不想做了?為何?

512
00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:45,563
你知道怎麼來著?沒關係啦,取消吧

513
00:26:45,564 --> 00:26:47,106
真的嗎?

514
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:51,736
我發現,他把部落格叫做“美食王子”

515
00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:53,779
所以我確定我已經討厭他了

516
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,698
謝謝妳,莉茲,我很感激

517
00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:57,034
為了你都可以

518
00:26:57,784 --> 00:27:01,914
我愛這輛餐車,它對我來說意義重大

519
00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:07,794
我準備了這個要給你

520
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:11,547
是石頭耶,太讚了吧

521
00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:13,300
是我最愛的其中一個

522
00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:16,052
妳還好嗎?

523
00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:17,054
很好

524
00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:18,764
妳不說話了

525
00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:20,933
我很高興

526
00:27:25,062 --> 00:27:26,063
謝謝妳,莉茲

527
00:27:27,356 --> 00:27:29,857
好,你這幾分鐘先別靠近我

528
00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:30,942
我要上車去

529
00:27:30,943 --> 00:27:33,695
以後招牌讓你寫,好嗎?
它都會夾我的手指頭

530
00:27:34,279 --> 00:27:36,240
- 交給你了
- 是的,長官

531
00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:40,535
- 嘿
- 嘿

532
00:27:40,536 --> 00:27:44,414
- 我要出門,可以給我車鑰匙嗎?
- 好啊

533
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,292
把車鑰匙拿給我女兒

534
00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:50,002
我希望你直接丟過來給我

535
00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:52,713
不要搞成什麼父女的重要時刻

536
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,549
- 你可以嗎?
- 一句話,做不到

537
00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:56,259
- 好喔
- 不過妳有選擇

538
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:58,970
看看是要讓我拍妳接住鑰匙的影片

539
00:27:58,971 --> 00:28:01,430
或是來個夠久,意義深長的抱抱

540
00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:03,808
- 把手機拿出來吧
- 好,我就是想選這個

541
00:28:03,809 --> 00:28:06,269
抱抱是我用來操作反向心理的工具,好

542
00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:08,980
- 好
- 我之後會配樂,然後...

543
00:28:08,981 --> 00:28:10,399
- 要拍了嗎?好
- 要

544
00:28:10,983 --> 00:28:11,859
開始

545
00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,735
- 你要我幹嘛?
- 再跟我說一次妳要車鑰匙

546
00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:15,654
好...

547
00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:18,239
嘿,爸,可以給我車鑰匙嗎?

548
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,951
好啊,給妳囉,孩子

549
00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:24,453
好耶

550
00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:26,122
然後...卡

551
00:28:26,123 --> 00:28:27,957
- 是用慢動作拍的
- 好

552
00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,083
所以一定會很酷

553
00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:30,169
我要走了

554
00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:35,048
嘿,能幫我個忙嗎?上路要很小心

555
00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:36,925
沒問題,小壞蛋

556
00:28:37,968 --> 00:28:39,344
- 艾莉絲,妳好嗎?
- 嘿

557
00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:42,639
- 呦
- 嘿,兄弟,你好嗎?

558
00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:45,809
痛苦解放我

559
00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:48,979
- 這算好嗎?
- 好極了,吉米

560
00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:56,069
幹

561
00:28:58,155 --> 00:29:01,657
嘿,我打來跟你說,尚恩看起來狀態很好

562
00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:04,620
所以,是啊,你說得對

563
00:29:05,204 --> 00:29:09,917
我說得當然對,我每次都對,我就是對的

564
00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:12,460
好,也許...哪天我做對的時候

565
00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:13,795
你可以稱讚我幾句,好嗎?

566
00:29:14,755 --> 00:29:16,547
夢裡啥都有,吉寶

567
00:29:16,548 --> 00:29:18,008
晚安,保羅

568
00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:22,763
嘿,阿雷

569
00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:24,515
嘿,是你呀

570
00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:26,934
給我一杯IPA啤酒吧?

571
00:29:31,897 --> 00:29:34,233
那麼,你是哪出生的?

572
00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:38,529
你知道我所有的事,我得跟上才行

573
00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:41,031
康乃狄克州的達里恩

574
00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:43,367
你有幾個孩子?

575
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,920
你跑來幹嘛?

576
00:29:55,921 --> 00:30:00,384
聽我說,我尊重妳的界線
但不代表我不能當朋友

577
00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:05,429
嘿,我們都知道妳妹會怎樣
每次都會吵到翻天

578
00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:08,057
不過在那之前,是啊
我幫妳組了個關懷包

579
00:30:08,058 --> 00:30:10,434
都是妳最愛的東西,有泡澡球

580
00:30:10,435 --> 00:30:11,727
有好喝的龍舌蘭

581
00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:14,939
還有妳愛的那種
吃起來有棉花糖味道的葡萄

582
00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:15,857
到底是怎麼種出來的?

583
00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:18,609
吃起來像葡萄又像棉花糖
真是太好吃了吧?

584
00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:21,112
- 那是耶誕奇蹟
- 真的是

585
00:30:21,113 --> 00:30:22,488
會沒事的

586
00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:23,490
謝謝

587
00:30:38,255 --> 00:30:39,255
嘿,去你的

588
00:30:39,256 --> 00:30:40,882
- 我?
- 對啊

589
00:30:40,883 --> 00:30:43,009
我一動也沒動,是妳湊過來要親我

590
00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:44,343
對,但你要讓我親下去

591
00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:46,470
跟妳說,我根本不知道這是怎麼回事

592
00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:49,266
我只是帶著一袋好東西來這裡

593
00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:51,559
- 沒有其他意圖,所以...
- 真的嗎?

594
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,936
你帶著一袋好東東來這裡
沒有其他意圖?

595
00:30:53,937 --> 00:30:54,979
給我看你的內褲

596
00:30:54,980 --> 00:30:56,063
- 妳說啥?
- 給我看

597
00:30:56,064 --> 00:31:00,318
你聽到了,你穿的是紅內褲嗎?
那條我愛的熱戰小褲

598
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:03,070
給我看你他媽的內褲

599
00:31:03,071 --> 00:31:08,201
我不會給妳看我的內著衣物

600
00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:11,078
好啊,為何不給看?你有所隱瞞嗎?

601
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:13,080
- 給我看你的內著衣物啊
- 跟妳說

602
00:31:13,081 --> 00:31:14,874
- 這情況很尷尬
- 給我看你的內著衣物

603
00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:16,417
小加,越來越尷尬了,我要走了

604
00:31:16,418 --> 00:31:18,002
- 不是喔,是你弄得尷尬起來
- 我要走了

605
00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:19,545
- 是你搞的
- 嘿,不要

606
00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:20,922
- 給我看內褲
- 不,嘿,不要

607
00:31:20,923 --> 00:31:23,758
- 我不同意,不要
- 給我看你的內褲,給我看

608
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:26,303
- 給我看
- 妳力氣也太大了吧

609
00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:30,097
給我看...

610
00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:32,642
- 給我看你的內褲
- 放開我,別再說了

611
00:31:32,643 --> 00:31:35,479
- 別再說了,不要,我不要
- 給我看你的內褲

612
00:31:41,193 --> 00:31:42,193
我就知道

613
00:31:42,194 --> 00:31:43,278
好啦

614
00:31:43,946 --> 00:31:46,155
不過是妳先對我出手的

615
00:31:46,156 --> 00:31:47,281
我沒做錯任何事

616
00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:49,825
有,你有,因為你早就知道了

617
00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:52,829
- 我早知道什麼?
- 你說真的?你要逼我說出來?

618
00:31:54,248 --> 00:32:00,045
吉米,你知道我喜歡你,好嗎?

619
00:32:00,546 --> 00:32:05,050
但你他媽的有夠自私
還是繼續一直上我,對不對?

620
00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:08,470
對吧?承認吧

621
00:32:10,264 --> 00:32:11,431
對

622
00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:13,391
他媽的給我滾出我家

623
00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:15,017
- 別這樣
- 他媽的滾出去

624
00:32:15,018 --> 00:32:16,103
好

625
00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:17,604
滾

626
00:32:24,444 --> 00:32:25,444
我真的很抱歉

627
00:32:25,445 --> 00:32:26,822
去你的,老兄

628
00:33:50,447 --> 00:33:52,449
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