1 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,805 ["Colors" playing] 2 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,025 [cell phone dialing] 3 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,109 [sighs] 4 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,194 [cell phone buzzes] 5 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:29,780 Hi, Grandpa. 6 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,532 Mase-man. How you doing? 7 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:36,328 I thought I was gonna get your mom's, uh, voice mail again. How are ya? 8 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:38,539 - I'm good. - How's baseball going? 9 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,290 Awesome. I'm playing center field. 10 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:43,836 Oh! Wow. Very important position. 11 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:47,422 Much better than right field. That's where they put all the nerds. 12 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:49,258 [chuckles] You're not supposed to say "nerds." 13 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:51,385 Not supposed to say "nerds?" 14 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:53,178 - [Paul] That's stupid. - [chuckles] 15 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,639 Kiddo, is your mom around? Could you put your mom on? 16 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:57,266 - Hello? Hello? - Uh, Paul. 17 00:00:57,266 --> 00:00:59,726 - Paul, hey. Hey, it's Dave. - [Paul groans] 18 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,728 Uh... [stutters] ...look. Meg is in the shower, 19 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,272 but, uh, you know she doesn't wanna talk right now. 20 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:07,901 Yeah, well, do me a favor, Dave. Will you just tell her that that's childish? 21 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:09,611 Good talking to you, Paul. 22 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,738 Well, it's good talking to you too, Dave. 23 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,657 - [Dave] Bye. - [line beeps] 24 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:18,453 [groans] 25 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:22,040 For a week or so, Donny was great. 26 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:27,087 But now he's back to criticizing every single thing I do. 27 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,673 - [sighs] - Well, Grace, 28 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,175 you know my professional opinion. 29 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:34,636 Your husband's a fucking tool. 30 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:35,846 - [scoffs] - I'm sorry, 31 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,682 but he has the energy of an '80s movie villain, you know? 32 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:41,435 Like, he would definitely sweep the leg if he was commanded to by his sensei. 33 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,188 Well, it never stops. And I do everything. 34 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,939 Like, all he does is make coffee. 35 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:51,111 Like, "Eggs are too runny, Grace, but mmm, this coffee's next level. 36 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:54,865 You fucked up the laundry again but my coffee is tight as shit." 37 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:58,368 I'm sorry, he says "tight as shit" about a beverage? 38 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:02,706 You know, sometimes I just wanna push his precious coffee right off the table. 39 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:05,959 Just like, boop. All over his weird balls. 40 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:06,960 Weird how? 41 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,588 They're enormous, and they're just not-- 42 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:13,592 Okay, I don't need to know. You should do it, Grace. 43 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:17,137 I mean, not onto his testicles, 'cause that would be assault, but yeah, 44 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,474 like, into a kitchen sink or something. That's called a pattern interrupt. 45 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,142 So, boop him? 46 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:26,813 Boop. Nobody changes bad behavior without consequences. 47 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:30,651 You fuck up, Grace, you gotta face the music. 48 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,904 [sighs] As a matter of fact, I'm gonna be facing it later today. 49 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,156 Why? What'd you do? 50 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,327 I'm sorry that I had sex with Auntie Gaby. 51 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,037 Oh, my God. 52 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:45,582 Dude, she's literally never called me "Auntie Gaby" in her fucking life. 53 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,669 Why would you say that? Are you trying to make it weirder for her? 54 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,170 I'm not trying, it's just happening. 55 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,255 Okay, I'm gonna go. 56 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,298 Wait. Please, please, please. Just-- 57 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,384 We feel like the only way to get to the other side of this 58 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:56,844 - is with an honest conversation. - Right. 59 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,471 I don't wanna hear about how you desecrated Gaby. 60 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,682 Hold up. We actually desecrated each other. 61 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,684 That's right. She did a lot of the heavy lifting. 62 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:07,020 And you know me. You really think I didn't have a fucking say in this? 63 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:11,358 Hmm? You think it's just all based on his charisma and-- and his game? 64 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:14,695 Look at your dad's face. That's the face of somebody who's only slept with what? 65 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,947 Hmm? Two to three women tops. 66 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,782 - It's just face. [chuckles] - [chuckles] Okay. 67 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,951 Oh, my God. Fine, you win, Gaby. Okay? 68 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:23,370 I'm fucking mad at you too. Do you want me to call you Mommy? 69 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,706 Hey, I don't like that. I don't like that one bit. 70 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:29,793 Your father and I, we had a discussion, and we decided that it was a huge mistake. 71 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:33,547 Absolutely right. We were both just in a-- in a vulnerable spot, and-- 72 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:34,631 - No. - Okay. 73 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:37,050 - And it meant nothing. - Nothing. 74 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:41,013 So, to get this straight, you bang someone who doesn't mean anything to you, 75 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:43,348 but meant a lot to Mom, and you did it in Mom's bed? 76 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:48,020 It's my bed too, okay? Did it come from her childhood home? Yes. 77 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:50,898 Was that a gift from Grandpa after Grandma died? Sure. 78 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,233 But it wasn't just her bed, it was mine also. 79 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,360 Also, it didn't all happen in the bed. 80 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,529 Hmm? Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 81 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,573 - There was some standing. - Oh, Jesus. 82 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,657 I'm gonna go puke. 83 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:03,619 - Yeah. Fair. That was fair. - [sighs] 84 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,206 What the fuck is wrong with you? 85 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:09,583 We said we were gonna be honest, and there was some standing. 86 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,667 [groans] 87 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,377 See you at work. 88 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:15,923 ["Frightening Fishes" by Benjamin Gibbard playing] 89 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:46,078 {\an8}How do you eat this shit? 90 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:47,496 {\an8}You've never had Fun Dip? 91 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:49,039 {\an8}No, I've never had Fun Dip. 92 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,959 {\an8}You just scoop up the sugar stuff with the stick 93 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,544 {\an8}and afterwards you can eat the stick. 94 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,421 {\an8}- No shit? - Yeah. 95 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,215 {\an8}Why do I have to pay you in candy? 96 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,426 {\an8}'Cause you're poor and I like candy. 97 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,512 {\an8}[cell phone chimes] 98 00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:09,935 {\an8}[Alice] Ugh. Summer keeps texting me about her fucking Garden Party tonight. 99 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:11,436 {\an8}What's a Garden Party? 100 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:14,022 {\an8}It's like Drinks Under the Bridge, 101 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:17,442 {\an8}except everybody sneaks into Kinneola Gardens and gets fucked up there. 102 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:19,611 {\an8}Summer's good at naming things. 103 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:24,867 {\an8}Maybe I should go. Everyone in my life just does whatever they want. 104 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:28,203 {\an8}You know, last week, I was at the beach and this USC guy came up to me 105 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:32,291 {\an8}and was asking me where I went to college, and totally hitting on me. 106 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,836 {\an8}Maybe I should've just gone home with him on his Vespa. 107 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,964 {\an8}Don't even joke about hooking up with guys who ride Vespas. 108 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:39,965 {\an8}[chuckles] 109 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,300 {\an8}You can eat this? 110 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,217 {\an8}Mm-hmm. 111 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,222 {\an8}Mmm. That's good stick. 112 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:51,059 {\an8}You are the only normal adult in my life right now. 113 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,102 {\an8}- [scoffs] - Yeah. 114 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:55,105 {\an8}My dad is being such a stupid asshole. 115 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:57,024 {\an8}Why don't you just cut him some slack? 116 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:01,069 {\an8}You young people think you're the only ones in the world with problems. 117 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:03,280 {\an8}Your dad's going through some shit. 118 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:05,741 {\an8}Everyone is. 119 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:09,286 {\an8}It's not just all about you, you know? 120 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,456 {\an8}- I never said it was. - What-- 121 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:16,251 {\an8}But you said these talks were for venting about what's bothering me, so-- 122 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:19,087 Oh, my God. I don't know what's up your butt but fuck this. 123 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,756 Okay. Look, I'm sorry. 124 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:22,341 [stammers] I was-- 125 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:24,176 I'm stuck in my own stuff. 126 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,512 I shouldn't have put it on you. 127 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:31,391 Please don't go. Come on. If you go, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna feel like shit. 128 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,185 Bye. 129 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,314 You've got a way with women, don't you, Paul? 130 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:46,448 Shit. 131 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,743 That is a very bad hiking outfit. 132 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,995 - Oh, you think? I already have swamp ass. - [chuckles] 133 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:54,331 I was hoping we could talk before you started hiking. 134 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:57,417 Yeah, sorry man. I can't be flexible with my wedding workout schedule. 135 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,753 I'm just a few weeks away from being shirtless all the time. 136 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,255 Even at work and restaurants. 137 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,423 - I don't even fuck shirtless anymore. - [laughs] 138 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:08,095 Hey, listen, Charlie. I already spoke to Brian about my behavior at the party, 139 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,847 but I wanted to apologize to you also. 140 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:12,307 - It's all good. We love you, Jimmy. - Yeah. 141 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:15,185 - By the way, we're moving the wedding up. - Oh. 142 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:18,355 Next month is the perfect time for us to both take off from work. 143 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,690 Also, if we throw it together fast 144 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:22,359 we can accidentally forget to invite anyone we secretly hate. 145 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,152 [All] Ben. 146 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,530 And, uh, hey, man. Stop for a second, okay? 147 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:29,324 Uh, I know that we promised to officiate for each other... 148 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:30,242 Yeah. 149 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:34,121 ...but I'm sure the last thing you wanna do is make a big speech 150 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,372 about love and marriage. 151 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,499 No, what? Are you kidding? I'm super excited about this. 152 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:40,460 I'm gonna knock it out of the park just like you did for Tia and me. 153 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,378 Oh. [chuckles] 154 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:45,132 Hey, I'm gonna head back. Because my thighs are bleeding through my pants, 155 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,134 - so I'll see you guys later. - Um, okay. Okay. 156 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,969 - [Charlie] Bye. - [Brian] Bye. Bye, buddy. 157 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,891 [chuckles] Great job telling him you didn't want him to marry us. 158 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:54,975 Oh, be quiet. 159 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,186 - Bye! - Bye! 160 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:01,148 - Fuck. [sighs] - It's okay. 161 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,775 I have a question for you. How do you feel about art shows? 162 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:04,860 Kill me dead. 163 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:07,654 Okay. Well, do you wanna come with me to an art show? 164 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,073 Yes, I'll drive. Too thirsty? 165 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:12,451 Yes, but it works for us. That's part of our brand. 166 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:14,203 - [gasps] We have a brand? - [chuckles] 167 00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:15,579 I'm so excited we have a brand. 168 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:16,914 But listen, here's the deal, 169 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:21,251 Nico invited me to his art show and I really wanna support. 170 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,336 How's his stuff? 171 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:24,588 Do his painting actually look like something, 172 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:27,132 or are they just kind of, like, blah? 173 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:31,678 Um, some are "blah," but then some are like, "Okay." 174 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:32,804 [Sean] Hey, y'all. 175 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:33,722 [Gaby] Hi. 176 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,432 Liz, I got your platter from the barbecue. 177 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:36,390 Thank you. 178 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,645 Hey, Sean. Would you-- Would you wanna go to an art show with us? 179 00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:40,562 Like paintings? 180 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:43,357 Mmm. Some are "blah," but some are "okay." 181 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,275 [chuckles] I think you'll dig it. 182 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,819 Plus, you know I can't bring a rich white lady to an art show 183 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,404 without bringing a Black person to balance it. 184 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,615 - Say less. I got you. - Thanks, fam. 185 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:55,410 Um, my other Black friends bring me places without balancing it out. 186 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:58,288 Liz, you ain't got no other Black friends. 187 00:08:58,288 --> 00:08:59,873 - Not a chance in hell. - I know. 188 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,292 But I want to so bad. 189 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,669 Yeah. 190 00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:05,587 - [piano plays, thumps] - [door opens] 191 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:08,632 - Hey. - Hey. 192 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,718 I'm just cleaning some residual puke out of the piano. 193 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,971 - Oh. - As you can see, 194 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:16,515 - the high C, still not working. - [piano plays, thumps] 195 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:18,183 Ah, well. You know, worst case scenario 196 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,893 you just have to throw the whole thing away. 197 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:23,397 Um... [sighs] 198 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,817 - I need to tell you something. - What's up? 199 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:30,571 [sighs] Ah, I thought I was gonna get away with leaving you a note. 200 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,197 I didn't see your car. 201 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,575 Wait, s-sorry. Where's my car? 202 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,410 [Brian] I don't know. 203 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,536 [Jimmy] What the hell? 204 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:38,662 Maybe Alice took it? 205 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,789 She doesn't have a license. [chuckles] Uh... 206 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:42,541 Alice! 207 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,004 Are you home? Alice! 208 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,383 - [sighs] - This is not good. 209 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:55,345 Don't worry. This just happened with our dog. Did you have her chipped? 210 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,269 [Sean] Whoa. 211 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,520 Yeah. 212 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,063 [Sean] This is pretty cool. 213 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:08,734 Right? Plus, you needed a break from all those rich white people. 214 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:10,068 [both laugh] 215 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,570 Do you think they validate? 216 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,989 - It was fun while it lasted. - Yeah. 217 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,073 Oh, shit. 218 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,158 - What? What? - Look. 219 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:18,118 - O-Over there, those women. - Here? Oh. Hmm. 220 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,038 Those are some of Nico's old friends. I don't think they like me very much. 221 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,707 Well, then they're stupid. Who do we hate the most? 222 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,709 You can be subtle. My key chain has a laser pointer. 223 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:28,003 I don't know. It's hard to choose. They all suck ass. 224 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,755 [Liz] I bet she's the worst. 225 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:32,674 - Hey! Stop it. - What? What? 226 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,343 - [Gaby] I can't stand that ho. - [Liz] Ho. 227 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,345 [laughs] Look like she talking shit about you right now. 228 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:37,804 - She does, doesn't she? - Mm-hmm. 229 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,306 She's probably like, "Mmm, mmm, mmm. 230 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,142 Look at her with her fine ass, 6' tall, got a PhD. 231 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,854 Looking very moisturized, all-- Having all cool sex all the time." 232 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:48,106 So, in your head you think she's calling you "moisturized?" 233 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,984 I didn't say she was blind, Sean. I said she was a bitch. Get with it, man. 234 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,361 Okay. 235 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:54,446 [sighs] Guys, we shouldn't have come. 236 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:55,656 No, Nico wanted you to. 237 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,157 Actually, he didn't. 238 00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,034 When he used to have shows, 239 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:00,911 he would get so stressed that he would relapse. 240 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,829 I guess I wanted to come to make sure he's okay. 241 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:03,914 I wanted to check on him. 242 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:06,416 Oh. So, you're codependent. Got it. 243 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,169 The fuck? You don't know my life. You don't know me. 244 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,506 Okay. It's getting a little real. I'll be back in five. 245 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,590 Oh, come on. 246 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:19,179 [sighs] Listen, Liz. I feel really vulnerable right now 247 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,723 and there's plenty other time to call me out on my bullshit, 248 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,768 but for now, I just want some unconditional support, 249 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:27,563 and for you to throw me a superficial compliment or two 250 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:28,981 if it looks like I'm spinning out. 251 00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:31,316 Copy that. I can be a jerk. 252 00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,318 That's why all of my friends are rocks. 253 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,445 But I do really appreciate you coming, okay? 254 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,532 Honestly, I haven't seen Nico since the divorce. 255 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,075 What if he gets mad that I came? 256 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,202 What if we get into this, like, big public fight? 257 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,954 You're so pretty. 258 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:46,874 Hey, that was great. You're a fast learner. 259 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,209 That girl has nice abs. 260 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,211 [Gaby] She does, but she doesn't have a head. 261 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,172 I'd give up my head for those abs. 262 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:56,008 [cell phone ringing] 263 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,015 [scoffs] 264 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,351 Hey, Jimmy. What did you do? 265 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,603 Why would you say that? 266 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,313 Because you do a lot of dumb shit. 267 00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:12,524 Fair, but maybe this time, I'm just calling to say hello. 268 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:13,442 Are you? 269 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:16,403 Nope. Uh, I lost my kid and my car. 270 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,114 You were with her earlier, right? Do you have any idea where she might be? 271 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,618 Oh, fuck. 272 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:28,207 You really didn't have to come, Paul. It's just a couple of minutes away. 273 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:33,337 Yeah, I did. This whole Garden Party thing is-- is all my fault. 274 00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:36,131 I'm the Jimmy in this situation. 275 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,800 - What? - The fuck up. 276 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,885 Ah, of course. 277 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,720 "Of course?" Seriously? 278 00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:45,182 I was upset with my daughter and I took it out on Alice. 279 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:47,059 Cardinal sin for a therapist. 280 00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:50,562 Come on. You had an off day. I've had plenty of off days. 281 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:54,983 Once I told a patient to relieve stress, she should masturbate instead of meditate. 282 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,443 They both work. 283 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,364 What is Kevin doing here? 284 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:04,243 This is my car. If you're wondering why I'm in the back seat, 285 00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:06,662 - that's probably a self-esteem thing. - You think? 286 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:10,123 He was at my place because-- because he had something to tell me. 287 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,292 - What was it? - Forget about that. Let's focus on Alice. 288 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,502 What, is it bad? 289 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:15,754 No. No. 290 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,047 It was bad. 291 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,924 Come on. Just-- Just tell me. 292 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:24,513 Okay. [sighs] I don't want you to officiate our wedding. 293 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:26,932 [chuckles] 294 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,437 Why the fuck would you tell me that right now? 295 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:37,526 You told me to. Jimmy, you fell apart at our engagement party. 296 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:40,028 There's no way you're gonna hold it together for an entire wedding. 297 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,698 I did not fall apart, okay? 298 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,577 Fuck! Yes, I did. Okay, fine. Fuck! 299 00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:49,496 Man, I'm sorry. This is not a big deal. 300 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,290 Paul, it's not a big deal, right? 301 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,959 I thought you two were best friends. 302 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,045 [stutters, sighs] 303 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,463 ["Surprise" playing] 304 00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:04,011 Wow, you really hate this painting. 305 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:08,599 [chuckles] No. No, that's-- that's-that's a look of self-hatred. 306 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,767 - I actually really-- [chuckles] - Oh. 307 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,102 I really dig this one. 308 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,938 I'm Aliyah. Um, I actually run the gallery. 309 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,941 - Oh, awesome. I'm Gaby. Nice to meet you. - Yeah. Nice to meet you, Gaby. [chuckles] 310 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,235 Why are you here beating yourself up, Gaby? 311 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:24,156 You know, just putting the needs of some guy I'm no longer with 312 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,657 before my own self-care. 313 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,659 - Ah, yes. I'm very familiar. [chuckles] - You know? Yeah. 314 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:31,330 If it helps, um, I like to save every wounded man that I meet. 315 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,749 - Mmm. Mmm. - Even when they don't want me to. 316 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,375 Sometimes they steal from me. 317 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,836 - Oh, no. Yeah, holy shit. - Yeah. Yeah. 318 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,297 - You're a disaster. - Oh, thank you so much. I appreciate that. 319 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:41,507 [both chuckle] 320 00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:44,843 Well, um, I'm gonna go see if this artist is ever gonna show. 321 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,595 - So, it was nice meeting you. - You too. 322 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:48,096 - I'll see you around. - Yeah, totally. 323 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,310 - This one's blah. - Oh, come on. 324 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,479 - Where were you? - I was here. I just made a new friend. 325 00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:56,480 Is it her? 326 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:58,732 Hey. Stop. 327 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,359 Does she wanna fuck you? 328 00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:01,818 - God, I don't know yet. - Mmm. 329 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,322 Okay, they're probably up by the gazebo. 330 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,242 Do you think he's still mad at me? 331 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:12,371 It's been over eight minutes. He's probably forgotten all about it. 332 00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:13,455 [peacock crowing] 333 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:16,291 - [Paul] Holy shit. - [Brian] Oh, my God. Is that a peacock? 334 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,876 Goddamn things are all over the park. 335 00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,255 [All] Ooh. 336 00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:24,049 Wait, what does it mean when they spread their feathers like that? 337 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,844 I can't remember. They either want to attack us or fuck us. 338 00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:28,345 Not sure which I prefer. 339 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,472 So we're gonna need a-- a distraction. 340 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,391 I volunteer as tribute. 341 00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:34,726 Don't care if I lose an eye, if it means you forgive me. 342 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:39,773 Look, I know that I fucked up. I just-- I was really excited about this. 343 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,984 I'm sorry. I can't. 344 00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:45,153 I just-- I want that day to be perfect in-- 345 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,114 - [shouts] - [peacock squawks] 346 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,616 Sorry, got bored. 347 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,412 Okay. Let's go, all right. 348 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,457 So, how's the job search going? 349 00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:03,797 Almost as bad as this tiny-ass crab cake. This tastes like shit. Try it. 350 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,633 That is a great sales pitch, Sean. I'm gonna pass. 351 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,969 [groans] I could do way better. 352 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,929 Honestly, I would love to get into catering, 353 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,265 but there's already, like, a million in Pasadena. 354 00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:16,351 Yeah, but you have an angle. Not only can you cook, 355 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:19,646 but all my snobby friends would kill to say, 356 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:23,066 "Our caterer is a young Black veteran. I discovered him. He's amazing." 357 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,444 - You know a lot of snobs? - They're my people. 358 00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:26,528 Hey. Guys. 359 00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:29,615 You know, I could call it "White Guilt Catering." 360 00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:30,616 [Liz] Oh, I'd invest. 361 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,077 You guys see this painting? 362 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,454 - Blah. - Mm-mmm. 363 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,497 Yeah, well, it's me. 364 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:39,416 - Okay. Yeah. - Okay. 365 00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:43,629 [peacock squawking] 366 00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:45,172 [Paul] Goddamn peacocks. 367 00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:51,094 Guys, come on. I said no drugs. They're wrong. 368 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,722 - Hey, Summer. - Oh, hi, Mr. Laird. 369 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,099 Is Alice here? 370 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,436 She bailed. Dumb move. She's missing a rager. 371 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,231 Is she? This guy's playing Wordle on his phone. 372 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,691 Hey, where'd did she go? 373 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,568 Don't know. Sorry. 374 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:07,569 She's lying. 375 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:10,030 - Yes. I've met Summer before, Paul. - Yeah. 376 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:10,989 [Jimmy] Okay. 377 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:12,741 [clicks tongue] 378 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,412 [groans] 379 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,874 So, here's the deal. [sighs] 380 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,169 I wasn't freaking out when I thought that Alice was with you. 381 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:27,881 It actually didn't bother me when she took my car. 382 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,633 You know why? 'Cause she knows how to drive. 383 00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,594 I taught her when she was getting her permit. 384 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:37,057 But she never got her license 'cause her mom had that accident. 385 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,061 Probably should've made her, you know, 386 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:43,814 but I was pretty checked out. 387 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:49,444 To be honest, this was all much easier when I was numb and not paying attention. 388 00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:53,574 But now I am. 389 00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:58,912 And my kid is not here, and I'm really worried about her. 390 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:06,044 So, how about you do me a solid and tell me where the fuck she is? 391 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,797 She went to USC. 392 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,969 Oh, shit. She said she met some college kid on a Vespa. 393 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,388 [clicks tongue, sighs] Not a Vespa guy. 394 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:17,556 I know. I told her. 395 00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:18,765 She sent me his address. 396 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,059 Just wanted us to know where she was in case he killed her 397 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,686 - and we needed to find her body. - Okay. 398 00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,772 Okay. Now I'm really fucking stressed. 399 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:28,358 I'm good, man. 400 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,320 Yeah, go. 401 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,530 Hey, you guys know Luke? Is Luke here? 402 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,742 Stop trying to fuck your English teacher. 403 00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:38,827 [attendees chuckling] 404 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,873 You have to let her go. 405 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,418 That's me. You guys can't tell? 406 00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:48,754 In our defense, her head is a triangle. 407 00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,589 This is called Muse on Couch. 408 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:53,258 I'm a therapist. What do therapists sit on? 409 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:54,968 [All] Couches. 410 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:58,847 Also, I'm a muse. I'm musing here. I'm musing there. 411 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:01,016 - I'm musing all over the fucking place. - Uh-huh. Hmm. 412 00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:03,227 Hey, Gaby. 413 00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:05,687 Hi, Nico. 414 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:10,943 Hi. It's so nice to meet you. I'm Liz. I've heard so much about you. 415 00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:13,570 What? Not-- Not so much. Just a normal amount. [chuckles] 416 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:14,905 - Right. My bad. - I'm Sean. 417 00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:16,865 - Hey. - Heard about you when I read your sign. 418 00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:18,367 Nice to meet you both. 419 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:21,954 Come on. I know when to walk away way more than you do. 420 00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:23,372 I know. It's not my strong suit. 421 00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:27,125 - [smacks lips] This is weird. - Yeah. [chuckles, sighs] 422 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,963 Yeah. I had this thing where I wanted you to come but I didn't think you would. 423 00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:34,925 Oh, well, I had this thing where I wasn't invited and I came anyway. 424 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:37,511 No, I'm glad you did. It wouldn't feel right if you weren't here. 425 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,347 Plus, I wanted you to see me doing better. 426 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:42,891 I'm really proud of you. 427 00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:44,643 I gotta go work the room. 428 00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,603 You better work. You better work that room. 429 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:47,688 [chuckles] 430 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,487 Oh, my God. These kids look so young. 431 00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:57,698 At our age, everybody looks young. 432 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,285 Our age? We are not peers. 433 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:04,997 Okay, here it is. Guys, look, I wanna scare the shit out of this kid, 434 00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,207 so let's try to look like badasses. 435 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,542 You're the weak link. 436 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:11,003 I know. I was psyching myself up, Paul. 437 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,384 You're Chet, right? 438 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,761 Where's Alice? 439 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:22,014 Uh, I think your grandpa and dads are here. 440 00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:25,517 - [Paul] Ah. - Oh, my God. How did you find me? 441 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,019 We'll talk about it later. Let's go. 442 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,605 I'm an attorney. You know she's underage, right? 443 00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:33,442 - No. No, you told me you were 19. - Yeah. Well, she's 12. 444 00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:35,235 - What? - I'm not 12. 445 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,074 You coming, Paul? 446 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,827 I'm not done scaring him yet. 447 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,586 - [swallows] - There it is. Good night, Chet. 448 00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,048 Excuse me. Thanks. 449 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,259 [groans] Sparkling cider? 450 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,594 Well, apparently it's a dry event. 451 00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:02,513 Oh, fuck that. 452 00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:04,681 [sighs] I'm sorry. It's just-- Look at him. 453 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:08,143 He's not just doing okay. He's doing great. 454 00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,228 And that makes you angry? 455 00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:11,230 Yes. Explain it to him. 456 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,441 She's so mad, Sean. How are you not getting that? 457 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,611 I mean, I put in the work, Sean. Like eight long years. 458 00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:18,654 Eight of 'em, Sean. 459 00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:21,907 We split up, and then he chooses to be the best version of himself? 460 00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:25,327 Oh, I get it now. Now, that makes sense. 461 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,788 You didn't know why I was mad, you were just going along with it? 462 00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:30,123 - Mm-hmm. - [clicks tongue] Oh, love you. 463 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,876 - Love you. - Okay, now I'm on board. Nico's a dick. 464 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:33,961 Nico's a dick. 465 00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:36,255 No, Sean. Nico's a great person. 466 00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:37,965 Yeah, Sean, you dummy. 467 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,883 Okay, back in five. Maybe ten. 468 00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:43,387 What am I doing? I should be happy that he got his act together. 469 00:21:44,096 --> 00:21:46,390 I can't be some petty bitch for the rest of my life, you know? 470 00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:47,808 Oh, enjoy it for one night. 471 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,144 Hey, everybody. Uh, thank you all so much for coming out tonight. 472 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:53,355 Truly, from the bottom of my heart, it means a lot. 473 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:57,067 My friends, peers, loved ones, people who brought their wallets. 474 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,610 [crowd chuckles] 475 00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:01,071 And especially those who helped get me here. 476 00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:06,243 [sighs] Oh, fuck. 477 00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:16,545 - Did she say anything in the car? - [door slams] 478 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,589 No. Not a word. 479 00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:24,303 Oh, man. You know, my dad was kind of a gruff, intimidating guy. 480 00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:26,388 - No way. - Stop it. 481 00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:31,018 I never would've got away with any of the shit that Alice pulled tonight. 482 00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:33,395 What's her punishment gonna be? 483 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:36,940 Nothing. Jimmy's gonna let her off the hook. 484 00:22:37,608 --> 00:22:39,067 Come on. You don't know that. 485 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:40,152 Yeah, I do. 486 00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:44,531 You've screwed up so many times, 487 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:47,075 you think you don't have the right to be upset with anybody. 488 00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:48,911 Christ. Look at this guy. 489 00:22:49,453 --> 00:22:52,206 You're pissed at him, and he's sucking on one of your beers. 490 00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,750 This beer's actually really good. What is it, an IPA? 491 00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:58,295 Boop. 492 00:22:58,879 --> 00:22:59,713 Boop? 493 00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:01,089 Yeah, boop. 494 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:02,674 - Boop? - Yeah, boop. 495 00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:06,428 Look, man. You hurt my feelings. I'm gonna need some time. 496 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:07,513 [scoffs] 497 00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:10,933 - Are you proud of yourself? - Always. 498 00:23:10,933 --> 00:23:12,392 Yeah, good night, Brian. 499 00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:15,145 Okay. Yeah. 500 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:17,814 - May I-- - Good night, Brian. 501 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:18,899 Okay. 502 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,652 [Brian] Boop? Who says "boop?" 503 00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:25,280 - [chuckles] - [chuckles] Yeah. 504 00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:26,657 How did that feel? 505 00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:29,535 Yeah, that felt good. But that's 'cause I know that he and I are gonna be okay. 506 00:23:29,535 --> 00:23:32,079 It's different with Alice. We're on-- We're on shaky grounds. 507 00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:33,956 All the more reason. 508 00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:37,251 Tough talk, Paul. How's it going with Meg? 509 00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:38,377 [sighs, chuckles] 510 00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:42,548 Total shit show. 511 00:23:43,507 --> 00:23:44,508 Sorry. 512 00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:50,013 I'd kill to be able to be her dad again. You still have a shot with Alice. 513 00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:52,307 But you gotta stop being a coward. 514 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:56,812 Put the hammer down. She'll appreciate it. 515 00:23:57,396 --> 00:23:58,397 No, she won't. 516 00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:01,525 Maybe not. 517 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,196 But you'll feel good about yourself. 518 00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:09,616 You know why? 'Cause it's your job. 519 00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,706 But, hey. What do I know? 520 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:22,462 Somebody gotta give me a ride home. [exhales deeply] 521 00:24:25,716 --> 00:24:27,009 I'm the only one here, Paul. 522 00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:28,093 You'll do. 523 00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:30,387 [Gaby] I'm gonna go and say goodbye. 524 00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:32,222 - We got you. - Thanks. [sighs] 525 00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:34,808 Honestly, there's one person, and I wouldn't be here without her. 526 00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:38,020 Might sound corny, but she's my muse. 527 00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:42,232 - Right on cue. - [chuckles] You talking about me? 528 00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:43,901 - Maybe. - [chuckles] 529 00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,030 Honestly, it's a little bit embarrassing, 530 00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:51,825 but Nico told me that this painting is actually me. 531 00:24:53,619 --> 00:24:54,620 You ready to go? 532 00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:56,538 - Not yet. - Uh-oh. 533 00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:59,708 Hey, Nico. Hi. 534 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:02,920 That painting is me. 535 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:07,758 Muse on a Couch is me. Check it out. What's that? 536 00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:10,344 Oh, look. It's a freckle 537 00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:15,349 that you know about from all the sex we had together. And-- 538 00:25:15,349 --> 00:25:18,018 - Liz, a little help, please. - Oh, I got you. I got-- I got you. 539 00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:22,814 Boom! A freckle. Boom. That freckle. Me. 540 00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:28,070 Freckle here. Freckle there. Freckle here. Freckle there! That painting is me! 541 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:31,615 And, Aliyah, I'm really sorry you had to experience me like this. 542 00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:34,034 I think you have a sick and cool vibe, and I love your outfit, 543 00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:36,703 I love your fucking earrings, and everything about you is super tight. 544 00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:38,163 - Good night. Thank you. - [Gaby] This is bullshit. 545 00:25:38,163 --> 00:25:40,415 You know what? I shouldn't do this, but I will. 546 00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:41,333 [Liz] No, don't. 547 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:42,918 I'm not gonna kink shame, but maybe I will. 548 00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:45,212 - [Liz] No. - He loves thumbs in the butt. 549 00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:47,714 - [Liz] All right. - That was a part of all the work I did. 550 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,049 [Gaby] I put thumbs in the butt, 551 00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:50,717 - It was nice meeting you. - and he loved it. 552 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:53,011 [Gaby] Sometimes I would put two thumbs in his butt, 553 00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:57,057 - and he'd say, "More, more. I want more." - Thank you. Sorry. It was a lovely event. 554 00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:59,268 Lovely. I mean, y'all just-- 555 00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:02,229 - Y'all killed this shit. Mmm. - [Gaby] The painter is a butt man. 556 00:26:03,856 --> 00:26:05,732 Hey. Took you a long time. 557 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:07,401 Yeah, I had to go to, like, 558 00:26:07,401 --> 00:26:10,404 three different gas stations to find Fun Dip for Paul. 559 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:14,491 He's like a-- like a junkie now. Keeps talking about getting his sticks. 560 00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:20,038 Yeah, that's my bad. I guess all of tonight was my bad. 561 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:23,542 I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 562 00:26:28,338 --> 00:26:30,340 [chuckles, breathes deeply] 563 00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:38,390 No it won't. Not for at least two months, 'cause you're grounded. 564 00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:42,227 [chuckles] Grounded? You can't be serious. 565 00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:43,770 Try me. 566 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:48,442 You can't ground me. You've been a train wreck for the last year. 567 00:26:48,442 --> 00:26:49,860 [sighs] Okay, you know what? 568 00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:53,989 That may be true, but I pay the bills, so I make the rules. 569 00:26:53,989 --> 00:26:57,743 From now on, you go to school, you go to soccer practice, 570 00:26:57,743 --> 00:26:59,411 and then you come home. Nothing else. 571 00:26:59,411 --> 00:27:01,538 W-- I-I'm going to Japanese Breakfast next week. 572 00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:03,582 Well, it looks like you're gonna have to eat it at home. 573 00:27:03,582 --> 00:27:05,542 It's a band, asshole. 574 00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:08,420 Well, with an ironic name like that, they must be fantastic. 575 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:11,507 They fucking are. And you know what? Mom would have never done this. 576 00:27:11,507 --> 00:27:12,591 Yes, she would. 577 00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:16,386 Yes, she would, and you fucking know it. 578 00:27:19,473 --> 00:27:21,058 I fucking hate you! 579 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:28,565 Yeah, well, I fucking love you! 580 00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:29,650 [door slams] 581 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:31,902 [sighs] 582 00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:35,739 ["Drag" playing]