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住手...

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蓋瑞,搞屁啊?

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法院下令要扣押財產

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麥蒂,妳得繳財產稅

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不,這搞錯了
我在跟他們協商繳款時間

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看來他們受夠協商了

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所以要拿走我的車?
我靠開車載客維生耶

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這不關我的事

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光靠當酒保的薪水,是要怎麼繳稅?

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我的問題是妳完全不鳥我

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是因為這個嗎?

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不是,我也跟政府有簽約

13
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但我的意思是妳要人間蒸發前

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應該要先解釋一下會比較好吧

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妳不能就這樣搞失蹤
三個月說短不短

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才三個月?怎麼感覺更久?

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是好的那種

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等一下,蓋瑞,拜託住手

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你說得對,好嗎?

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我對你的感情太濃烈,我嚇到了

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不知道該怎麼辦

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是真的嗎?

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當然是真的,你這傻瓜

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昨晚我在洗衣服的時候,心裡想著

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〝我想念那混蛋
我想念他罵噴射機隊又搞砸了〞

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還有如果是你帶領球隊,你會怎麼做

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-他們的表現會更好
-超級好

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那天我看到一隻綠色襪子
心想那一定是蓋瑞的

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這樣真好

30
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就說我的車不在,好嗎?

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好,對了

32
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我會這麼說,因為妳的車真的不在了

33
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那是我表弟

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你好

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他是義大利人

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蓋瑞,我發誓他是我表弟

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是遠房表弟,他們就是這麼熱情

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你去過義大利嗎?

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我想做個了結,我如願以償了

40
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-謝謝妳
-蓋瑞,拜託喔

41
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-那只是玩玩而已
-不是,我覺得不是

42
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我姊說得沒錯

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你是說虐待老人被逮捕的姊姊?

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好喔,蓋瑞

45
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妳真的病得不輕

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你就是聖人嗎?

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你無法做決定,這點很討人厭

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好吧,對不起,你可以載我一程嗎?

49
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我今天要去餐廳上班

50
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天啊

51
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我真的無法決定

52
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王八蛋

53
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你以為我願意嗎?

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(蒙托克東部船塢)

55
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嗨,蓋瑞,今天想要什麼?

56
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我要一個香蕉麵包

57
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等一下好了

58
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我要改成檸檬蛋糕

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還要...

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要熱的...

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-一共是4.5元
-好

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快點

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喂

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妳在搞什麼?

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想辦法救我的房子

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-有拍到嗎?
-有

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不...

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來吧

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妳得振作點,麥蒂

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再一次違規,妳的駕照就會被吊銷

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有駕照又沒車,有何屁用

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那棟房子是我媽留給我的

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房貸都繳清了
他們真的有權利這麼做嗎?

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沒繳稅的話,的確可以

75
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那些有錢的王八蛋搬過來

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我們要繳的稅卻變成三倍?
有夠沒天理

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好消息是繳交期限延展到9月1日

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妳來得及繳清的

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沒車根本無法

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你知道我一天沒開車載客
會損失多少錢嗎?

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夏天是旺季,可以賺到一整年的花費

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了解

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這些人搬進來,想把我趕走

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你知道那種感受嗎?

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你當然知道,謝了

86
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-水邊見了
-好

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拜託,兄弟,你也知道我們的風格

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新房子就在海邊

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把那間舊房子拆掉,早晚要拆的

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琴湯尼加萊姆

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當然,我每天都會帶他出海

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我們中午才營業

93
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我待會再打給你

94
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已經中午了

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是11點57分

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了解

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現在幾點了呢?

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11點56分

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-把錢還我
-你何不回船上等

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等我們開始營業,我會用霧笛聲通知

101
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妳是怎麼回事?我只是想喝一杯

102
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嘿,住手,這是在幹麼?

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先生,我會幫你準備飲料

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天啊

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算了吧,妳得開除她

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我不能開除有身心障礙的員工

107
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我才沒有障礙

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-妳沒有?
-沒有

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-我以為妳有才錄取妳的耶
-搞屁啊

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今年夏天絕不能像這樣,好嗎?

111
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妳在其他月份想怎麼耍脾氣都可以

112
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儘管在十月耍脾氣,三月也可以

113
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就是別在六月耍脾氣,好嗎?

114
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我們就是靠這些客人賺錢

115
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就是這些人害我失去房子

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抱歉,芬恩,我今早過得很糟

117
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我看得出來

118
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知道我都怎麼沉澱心情嗎?

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摺餐巾紙

120
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這台車只要一千元耶

121
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不是,只有輪胎

122
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拍賣網站上不會有的,我找過了

123
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如果沒辦法,還可以去賣腎

124
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或是賣頭髮、血漿、卵子

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人的身體其實很值錢
只是大家都不知道而已

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吉姆,我可以感覺到
我們的寶寶變得更笨了

127
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我只是想幫忙

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不然也可以把房子租出去

129
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不行,我無法忍受那些來度假的人們

130
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入侵我家

131
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嘿,妳看這個

132
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〝上大學需要一台車子嗎?〞

133
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〝今年夏天跟我們19歲兒子約會〞

134
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〝他是很棒的年輕人
非常聰明,但個性害羞不善交際〞

135
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〝從沒交過女友
我們試過各種辦法〞

136
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〝我們想徵求一名
有吸引力、善良又聰明的女性〞

137
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〝20到25歲〞

138
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〝跟他約會
讓他在秋天上大學前破繭而出〞

139
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〝我們會回贈一輛別克君威〞

140
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〝車況良好,無鏽蝕
里程數四萬公里〞

141
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〝非誠勿擾〞

142
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約會兩字還特別加了引號

143
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-這是在開玩笑吧
-不是

144
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妳沒見過那些直升機家長嗎?

145
00:09:27,193 --> 00:09:28,862
他們為了孩子什麼事都願意做

146
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我很驚訝他們沒直接幫他破處

147
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不過他們要找20到25歲的女性

148
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-沒差,我看起來很年輕
-好喔

149
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妳連房子都不肯出租

150
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現在卻想出租下面?

151
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大人在說話,小孩別插嘴

152
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我是男生就不能表達意見?

153
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-沒錯,閉嘴
-是啊

154
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你的背上有超大片的嗶嗶鳥刺青

155
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-實在沒資格管別人的身體
-沒錯

156
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那粉絲限定網站呢?

157
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粉絲限定網站是什麼,吉姆?

158
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那太花時間了,我現在就需要用車

159
00:10:00,143 --> 00:10:02,896
我只是很訝異妳竟然會認真考慮

160
00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:05,899
我之前跟其他人一夜情
也沒名車可拿

161
00:10:05,899 --> 00:10:09,736
寶貝,你不了解
但女人會為了各種理由跟人上床

162
00:10:09,736 --> 00:10:11,738
我有次做愛是因為不想早上趕車通勤

163
00:10:11,738 --> 00:10:15,283
我有次是因為不想繼續玩卡坦島桌遊

164
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我有次第一次約會就上床

165
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-是因為我覺得對方會殺了我
-天啊

166
00:10:19,663 --> 00:10:21,122
妳現在有我了

167
00:10:21,289 --> 00:10:22,916
她就是在說你,傻蛋

168
00:10:26,294 --> 00:10:28,171
超讚的

169
00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,049
浪超正點,沒有觀光客

170
00:10:31,299 --> 00:10:32,884
你們錯過好戲了

171
00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:34,844
搞不好不是真的

172
00:10:34,844 --> 00:10:37,430
不然應該是最快獲得一輛車的方法

173
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是啊,那孩子搞不好看到妳就洩了

174
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妳就能開著新車回家

175
00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:45,689
-天啊
-吉姆

176
00:10:46,189 --> 00:10:47,649
想聽我的意見嗎?

177
00:10:48,108 --> 00:10:51,027
那些人利用我們
我們也可以利用他們

178
00:10:51,861 --> 00:10:54,656
我只知道我媽會希望我拯救那棟房子

179
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是啊,現在這裡什麼東西都貴

180
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妳以為我教書一整年
還想當服務生兼差啊

181
00:11:00,662 --> 00:11:01,705
聽我說

182
00:11:01,705 --> 00:11:03,957
妳那麼需要用車的話
可以開我們的箱型車

183
00:11:03,957 --> 00:11:06,084
換莎拉去幫那孩子破處

184
00:11:06,084 --> 00:11:07,794
-你是有什麼毛病?
-吉姆

185
00:11:07,794 --> 00:11:09,754
我只是想讓氣氛輕鬆一點

186
00:11:09,754 --> 00:11:12,549
妳以為那孩子會想跟孕婦上床嗎?

187
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:15,510
-給我回去海上
-我才剛開啤酒

188
00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:17,429
滾回去海上

189
00:11:17,429 --> 00:11:20,682
-現在很冷耶
-快點

190
00:11:20,682 --> 00:11:22,267
那我就不回來了

191
00:11:32,527 --> 00:11:33,528
(逾期未繳)

192
00:13:04,536 --> 00:13:05,370
麥蒂

193
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-嗨
-妳好

194
00:13:07,372 --> 00:13:08,290
嘿

195
00:13:08,915 --> 00:13:11,626
-這裡好找嗎?
-還行

196
00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:13,295
順利找到了

197
00:13:14,004 --> 00:13:16,381
歡迎來我們家

198
00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:19,259
我是艾莉森,這是我先生勞爾

199
00:13:19,885 --> 00:13:21,803
〝老的〞?是年紀嗎?

200
00:13:21,803 --> 00:13:24,139
老? 不是,是勞爾

201
00:13:24,764 --> 00:13:26,600
-勞爾,我有說對嗎?
-勞爾

202
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沒錯,就兩個字,勞爾

203
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好

204
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-叫我勞爾就好
-好難念

205
00:13:33,732 --> 00:13:35,901
我該上去嗎,還是你們要下來?

206
00:13:35,901 --> 00:13:37,819
-上來吧
-對,快上來

207
00:13:37,819 --> 00:13:39,279
-太好了
-上來吧

208
00:13:52,334 --> 00:13:57,047
我只想讓妳知道
我們非常尊敬性工作者

209
00:13:57,631 --> 00:13:58,882
我...

210
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不是性工作者

211
00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:03,011
-性工作者沒有不好
-當然

212
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麥蒂,可以請妳介紹一下自己嗎?

213
00:14:08,475 --> 00:14:10,602
-妳是哪裡人?
-這裡

214
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是本地人

215
00:14:12,062 --> 00:14:13,355
真羨慕

216
00:14:13,355 --> 00:14:15,649
可以整年住在度假勝地

217
00:14:15,649 --> 00:14:17,317
我原本想在電話上問妳

218
00:14:17,317 --> 00:14:18,944
妳今年幾歲?

219
00:14:18,944 --> 00:14:19,861
這個嘛...

220
00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:25,700
我知道你們要找20到25歲的女生

221
00:14:26,117 --> 00:14:28,495
-我有點超過
-所以是幾歲?

222
00:14:29,329 --> 00:14:30,372
我剛滿29歲

223
00:14:30,372 --> 00:14:31,831
-最近嗎?
-就去年

224
00:14:31,831 --> 00:14:33,583
-所以妳29歲?
-是去年

225
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,378
那妳現在幾歲?

226
00:14:36,378 --> 00:14:37,379
再大一歲

227
00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:38,338
30歲囉?

228
00:14:38,338 --> 00:14:40,257
對,32歲

229
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:42,884
不行

230
00:14:43,635 --> 00:14:44,761
我可以老實說嗎?

231
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,808
我想我會來這裡
代表你們還沒找到其他人

232
00:14:49,808 --> 00:14:51,893
之所以還沒找到人

233
00:14:51,893 --> 00:14:55,021
是因為年輕女孩都是笨蛋

234
00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:56,898
這不是她們的錯,她們還年輕

235
00:14:56,898 --> 00:14:57,983
可是呢...

236
00:14:57,983 --> 00:15:00,569
重點是你們的兒子

237
00:15:01,111 --> 00:15:04,990
你們需要的人是看起來像他的同學

238
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:07,826
卻又足夠成熟可以應付這樣的情況

239
00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:11,538
這需要技巧與縝密細膩的心思

240
00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:13,873
-她很棒
-沒錯

241
00:15:13,873 --> 00:15:15,041
很棒的回答

242
00:15:16,459 --> 00:15:18,545
我們真的很擔心兒子

243
00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:23,592
波西很貼心,敏感

244
00:15:23,592 --> 00:15:25,677
而且他非常聰明

245
00:15:25,677 --> 00:15:27,804
他明年要去念普林斯頓大學

246
00:15:27,804 --> 00:15:29,222
我有聽過

247
00:15:29,222 --> 00:15:31,516
他很有音樂天賦
卻不肯演奏給其他人聽

248
00:15:31,516 --> 00:15:34,352
他的社交生活碰到許多問題

249
00:15:34,352 --> 00:15:35,687
身為母親

250
00:15:35,687 --> 00:15:38,607
過去四年看著他這樣真的很心痛

251
00:15:38,607 --> 00:15:41,943
他每天都是滑手機
待在房間裡不出來

252
00:15:41,943 --> 00:15:45,405
他沒有任何朋友,也不跟女生說話

253
00:15:45,405 --> 00:15:48,867
不喝酒,不參加派對,也不會開車

254
00:15:49,242 --> 00:15:50,827
我會做的所有事情,他都不做

255
00:15:51,703 --> 00:15:53,747
我們不能讓他這樣去上大學

256
00:15:54,122 --> 00:15:55,290
他撐不過去的

257
00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:57,918
所以你們才需要專業人士的幫助

258
00:15:57,918 --> 00:16:01,504
不是那種專業人士
只是需要車子的女生

259
00:16:01,504 --> 00:16:02,631
是

260
00:16:03,006 --> 00:16:05,258
我們費盡千辛萬苦

261
00:16:05,926 --> 00:16:08,220
試過各種方式要他走出去

262
00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:10,180
我們想不到其他辦法了

263
00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,474
我在波西這年紀也很害羞

264
00:16:12,474 --> 00:16:15,393
但我上大學之前,跟一個女生交往

265
00:16:15,393 --> 00:16:17,771
她讓我在性方面大開眼界

266
00:16:17,771 --> 00:16:19,522
-好喔
-是芭芭拉

267
00:16:19,731 --> 00:16:22,317
總之呢,等我上了大學

268
00:16:22,317 --> 00:16:25,070
我活出自我,過得很精彩

269
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:28,365
-那也是我們對波西的期盼
-這是他嗎?

270
00:16:28,365 --> 00:16:29,282
對

271
00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:34,704
-他好可愛
-對吧

272
00:16:36,623 --> 00:16:37,457
所以...

273
00:16:38,541 --> 00:16:39,542
要怎麼進行?

274
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:42,212
就自由心證?還是...

275
00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:44,464
那也是,我們知道他的密碼

276
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,092
所以他不是喜歡男生?

277
00:16:47,092 --> 00:16:49,344
不是,我們看過他的瀏覽記錄

278
00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:51,972
他看的A片很露骨,但不是同志A片

279
00:16:51,972 --> 00:16:55,308
是有點像同志,一大群人

280
00:16:56,685 --> 00:17:00,981
我不是要挑剔還什麼的
但為什麼是別克?

281
00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:03,108
因為那是爸爸開的車

282
00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:07,737
好,妳只要跟波西交往
那輛別克就是妳的了

283
00:17:07,737 --> 00:17:10,614
不要只是交往,懂嗎?

284
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,409
好好認識他,他是個好孩子

285
00:17:12,409 --> 00:17:14,828
妳說的交往

286
00:17:14,828 --> 00:17:18,122
是指單純交往
還是也要身體上的交流?

287
00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:20,667
-沒錯
-對,就是這樣

288
00:17:21,293 --> 00:17:23,044
-身體上的交流
-愈深入愈好

289
00:17:23,044 --> 00:17:24,129
好了

290
00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:26,256
我絕對會超賣力交流

291
00:17:26,256 --> 00:17:28,758
他在房間嗎?
我應該要過去給他個驚喜?

292
00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:30,677
不,他不在

293
00:17:30,677 --> 00:17:32,971
這件事不能讓他知道,任何人都不能

294
00:17:32,971 --> 00:17:35,807
絕對不能告訴任何人

295
00:17:36,391 --> 00:17:38,894
況且這會讓他大受打擊
跟我們的本意完全相反

296
00:17:38,894 --> 00:17:40,770
我們是想讓他建立更多自信

297
00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:42,272
沒錯

298
00:17:42,272 --> 00:17:45,233
他十點到六點會在動物收容所當志工

299
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:49,154
妳可以過去找他,假裝要領養狗兒

300
00:17:49,154 --> 00:17:50,864
我是覺得不可能

301
00:17:50,864 --> 00:17:55,160
但如果波西能自然地跟女生交往
那就太好了

302
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,537
-了解,該上工了
-沒錯

303
00:18:11,009 --> 00:18:13,386
我在甩尾了...

304
00:18:28,944 --> 00:18:31,363
(拯救毛小孩)

305
00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:54,970
嗨,有興趣了解展現大愛...

306
00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:56,930
領養會流口水的夥伴嗎?

307
00:18:57,556 --> 00:18:58,473
他可以幫我嗎?

308
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:02,811
他負責照顧狗,由我接待客人

309
00:19:03,895 --> 00:19:05,355
但你散發出詭異的氣場

310
00:19:05,355 --> 00:19:07,357
別擔心,我已經結紮了

311
00:19:07,357 --> 00:19:09,025
我要他

312
00:19:10,777 --> 00:19:12,571
波西,請你幫忙這位女士

313
00:19:17,492 --> 00:19:18,827
我可以摸你的臘腸嗎?

314
00:19:19,536 --> 00:19:21,496
-什麼?
-你的狗

315
00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:24,666
好

316
00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:28,044
妳需要什麼幫忙?

317
00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:29,796
我想領養一隻狗

318
00:19:29,796 --> 00:19:31,381
好

319
00:19:34,551 --> 00:19:35,385
好

320
00:19:39,014 --> 00:19:41,099
-這卡通很酷
-是動漫

321
00:19:41,099 --> 00:19:43,435
沒錯,是動漫,我就是這麼說的

322
00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:46,396
不好意思,我需要你的幫忙

323
00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:48,189
抱歉,好

324
00:19:48,189 --> 00:19:49,983
妳想領養哪種狗?

325
00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:52,110
真希望能把牠們全部帶回家

326
00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:53,904
那隻最難搞?

327
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,158
最難應付的是麥洛

328
00:19:58,158 --> 00:19:59,242
麥洛在這裡

329
00:19:59,951 --> 00:20:01,703
牠在這裡待最久

330
00:20:04,039 --> 00:20:07,500
牠原本是州警的緝毒犬
但他們要牠提早退役

331
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,712
因為牠對可卡因上癮

332
00:20:10,712 --> 00:20:11,796
你是說古柯鹼?

333
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,673
不行,麥洛

334
00:20:13,673 --> 00:20:14,925
麥洛

335
00:20:16,635 --> 00:20:18,136
牠聽到那個字就會抓狂

336
00:20:18,136 --> 00:20:20,096
抱歉,麥洛,我沒貨了

337
00:20:21,598 --> 00:20:22,974
沒事了

338
00:20:23,558 --> 00:20:25,185
我得問妳幾個問題

339
00:20:25,185 --> 00:20:27,562
確認妳是合適的飼主

340
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,357
每個人都要,這是規定

341
00:20:30,357 --> 00:20:32,317
你喜歡規矩,是吧?

342
00:20:32,317 --> 00:20:34,611
沒錯,規矩非常重要

343
00:20:34,611 --> 00:20:37,614
所以是要去辦公室
還是某個隱密的地方?

344
00:20:39,032 --> 00:20:40,075
辦公室

345
00:20:40,075 --> 00:20:41,868
-這邊請
-太好了

346
00:20:41,868 --> 00:20:42,869
(領養中心)

347
00:20:42,869 --> 00:20:45,247
麥蒂巴克

348
00:20:46,748 --> 00:20:48,333
你離我好遠

349
00:21:15,652 --> 00:21:16,778
配偶呢?

350
00:21:18,029 --> 00:21:19,781
目前單身

351
00:21:20,031 --> 00:21:21,157
感謝老天

352
00:21:21,157 --> 00:21:23,785
你得放鬆,隨興一點

353
00:21:23,785 --> 00:21:25,036
〝未婚〞

354
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:26,705
有孩子嗎?

355
00:21:27,372 --> 00:21:29,416
當然沒有,拜託,我還年輕

356
00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:31,918
忙著享受生活,認識新的人
這樣才棒

357
00:21:33,003 --> 00:21:34,129
〝沒有小孩〞

358
00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:38,049
妳為什麼想領養狗?

359
00:21:38,049 --> 00:21:40,343
我自己一個人沒辦法養狗

360
00:21:45,015 --> 00:21:47,642
如果妳要搬家的話,狗兒該怎麼辦?

361
00:21:47,642 --> 00:21:48,935
我沒要搬家

362
00:21:49,519 --> 00:21:50,520
假設要搬家的話

363
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,856
我在這裡住了一輩子,哪裡都不去

364
00:21:52,856 --> 00:21:55,025
抱歉,我不是故意要打探

365
00:21:55,025 --> 00:21:56,735
不會,盡量打探

366
00:21:57,736 --> 00:21:59,112
好好了解我

367
00:22:08,079 --> 00:22:09,623
天啊,這麼晚了?

368
00:22:10,624 --> 00:22:11,833
抱歉

369
00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:14,085
我得把申請書寄給主管

370
00:22:14,085 --> 00:22:16,421
拜託,你一定還有其他問題要問吧

371
00:22:16,421 --> 00:22:19,716
的確有,但我得準備關門

372
00:22:19,716 --> 00:22:22,010
妳可以改天再過來

373
00:22:22,594 --> 00:22:24,763
我之後可能就不想養狗了

374
00:22:24,763 --> 00:22:27,265
我現在就想養狗

375
00:22:27,641 --> 00:22:30,352
這樣的話,妳可能不適合養狗

376
00:22:30,352 --> 00:22:36,524
其實呢,妳比較像
我們前去拯救的狗兒的飼主

377
00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:39,486
還是我載你回家?

378
00:22:39,486 --> 00:22:41,071
我們就能繼續聊

379
00:22:41,071 --> 00:22:44,199
-反正順路
-妳怎麼知道我住哪?

380
00:22:44,783 --> 00:22:46,243
你爸媽跟我說的

381
00:22:46,243 --> 00:22:49,079
-什麼?
-你書包上有寫

382
00:22:54,918 --> 00:22:56,378
沒事吧?

383
00:22:56,836 --> 00:23:00,507
克里斯賓
公司對早退的規範是什麼?

384
00:23:00,507 --> 00:23:03,051
是不是非常嚴重的違規行為

385
00:23:03,051 --> 00:23:05,303
主管肯定不會允許的?

386
00:23:05,303 --> 00:23:07,138
拜託喔,我們走吧

387
00:23:07,514 --> 00:23:08,348
好

388
00:23:08,974 --> 00:23:10,016
好的

389
00:23:10,016 --> 00:23:11,768
你可以自己解決的,對吧

390
00:23:11,768 --> 00:23:13,478
你一定很有經驗了

391
00:23:13,478 --> 00:23:14,396
謝謝

392
00:23:15,105 --> 00:23:15,939
再見

393
00:23:17,315 --> 00:23:18,149
好的

394
00:23:18,984 --> 00:23:19,818
沒問題

395
00:23:24,322 --> 00:23:26,741
-那是妳的車?
-今晚是的

396
00:23:29,035 --> 00:23:30,870
其實呢

397
00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:33,873
太不巧了,但我突然想到
我今天是騎腳踏車來的

398
00:23:34,541 --> 00:23:37,002
我得把車騎回去

399
00:23:37,002 --> 00:23:38,169
沒關係

400
00:23:41,047 --> 00:23:42,507
放在後車箱就好

401
00:23:43,383 --> 00:23:44,718
你可以坐前座

402
00:23:49,556 --> 00:23:51,099
來嘛,我不會咬人

403
00:23:53,310 --> 00:23:54,686
除非你希望我咬你

404
00:23:58,398 --> 00:24:00,567
好,但不准咬人

405
00:24:04,696 --> 00:24:07,198
總之我跟女生交往過幾次

406
00:24:07,741 --> 00:24:10,577
-剩下的安全帶呢?
-是安全腰帶

407
00:24:10,577 --> 00:24:13,580
假裝你在飛機上,我是你的空服員

408
00:24:14,497 --> 00:24:16,625
空服員怎麼會開飛機?

409
00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:18,793
因為我殺了機長,佔領了整架飛機

410
00:24:18,793 --> 00:24:20,086
你是我的人質

411
00:24:31,681 --> 00:24:33,183
回我家不是走這條路

412
00:24:33,350 --> 00:24:34,643
走這裡比較快

413
00:24:49,991 --> 00:24:50,867
(幫我報警)

414
00:24:50,867 --> 00:24:52,869
手機給我,你在幹麼?

415
00:24:52,869 --> 00:24:55,121
我們這世代就是離不開手機,對吧

416
00:24:58,667 --> 00:24:59,876
我們到囉

417
00:25:01,836 --> 00:25:02,879
好

418
00:25:07,634 --> 00:25:09,135
你拿了什麼?

419
00:25:09,135 --> 00:25:10,262
要給我的禮物嗎?

420
00:25:14,307 --> 00:25:15,809
該死的

421
00:25:28,405 --> 00:25:29,406
為什麼?

422
00:25:29,406 --> 00:25:30,907
妳想綁架我

423
00:25:30,907 --> 00:25:33,994
我哪能綁架你,你19歲了耶,長大點

424
00:25:33,994 --> 00:25:36,413
妳要我坐上廂型車,還拿走我的手機

425
00:25:36,413 --> 00:25:40,709
如果我要綁架你
我幹麼跟你說我的個人資料?

426
00:25:40,709 --> 00:25:43,587
你為何不吹哨子就好?

427
00:25:43,587 --> 00:25:45,130
我怎麼會有防身哨?

428
00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:47,173
那你為什麼有防狼噴霧?

429
00:25:48,008 --> 00:25:48,842
抱歉

430
00:25:49,551 --> 00:25:51,761
可以請你拉水管過來嗎?

431
00:25:57,058 --> 00:25:59,060
-壞掉了
-水有開嗎?

432
00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:01,980
-要先打開?
-你在開什麼玩笑

433
00:26:01,980 --> 00:26:04,316
-我以為已經開了
-水龍頭

434
00:26:04,316 --> 00:26:05,775
-快去開水龍頭
-好

435
00:26:06,484 --> 00:26:07,319
天啊

436
00:26:11,656 --> 00:26:13,325
天啊,幹

437
00:26:13,325 --> 00:26:15,035
-不要直接拿水噴我
-抱歉

438
00:26:15,035 --> 00:26:16,912
我只是想幫忙,抱歉

439
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,916
抱歉...

440
00:26:20,916 --> 00:26:22,000
真的很抱歉

441
00:26:22,834 --> 00:26:23,835
對不起

442
00:26:24,377 --> 00:26:26,087
真的很抱歉,我不知道妳想做什麼

443
00:26:27,130 --> 00:26:28,798
我只是覺得你很帥

444
00:26:28,798 --> 00:26:29,883
妳覺得我很帥?

445
00:26:29,883 --> 00:26:33,094
沒錯,我覺得你超級帥

446
00:26:34,596 --> 00:26:36,348
也許我們可以去約會?

447
00:26:38,183 --> 00:26:39,517
我去換件洋裝

448
00:26:39,517 --> 00:26:41,353
不用,我不是說現在

449
00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:43,438
可以約明天

450
00:26:44,189 --> 00:26:45,023
真正的約會

451
00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:48,526
好,這樣比較好

452
00:26:49,152 --> 00:26:50,195
好

453
00:26:50,195 --> 00:26:51,321
那就明天見

454
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,620
謝謝妳載我一程

455
00:27:01,122 --> 00:27:01,957
再見

456
00:27:07,045 --> 00:27:08,964
真不敢相信那孩子要去念普林斯頓

457
00:27:08,964 --> 00:27:10,131
他笨得跟什麼一樣

458
00:27:10,131 --> 00:27:13,927
他只是害怕外面的世界
他們都這樣,在泡泡紙裡長大

459
00:27:13,927 --> 00:27:16,471
我表妹,20歲了還住在家裡

460
00:27:16,471 --> 00:27:18,056
要戴安全帽才肯出門

461
00:27:19,391 --> 00:27:20,600
可能是某種疾病

462
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,728
問題出在父母身上,他們太寵孩子了

463
00:27:23,728 --> 00:27:26,523
總之我今晚得跟你們借車去約會

464
00:27:26,856 --> 00:27:27,983
-不行
-什麼?

465
00:27:27,983 --> 00:27:28,900
不行

466
00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:30,777
我得花一個星期
才能讓防狼噴霧的味道散掉

467
00:27:30,777 --> 00:27:33,238
莎拉懷孕了,不能讓她吸到那氣味

468
00:27:33,238 --> 00:27:35,615
妳跟芬恩借餐廳的車吧

469
00:27:35,907 --> 00:27:37,200
(派對餐點、外燴與外送服務)

470
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,785
那肯定能讓他破處

471
00:27:38,785 --> 00:27:40,287
(龍蝦爪餐廳)

472
00:27:42,956 --> 00:27:44,791
-嗨,梅兒
-梅兒

473
00:27:44,791 --> 00:27:46,084
妳們好

474
00:27:46,918 --> 00:27:48,295
妳們有聽說梅兒的事嗎?

475
00:27:48,295 --> 00:27:50,839
她找到一個有錢的乾爹

476
00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:52,132
妳也可以

477
00:27:52,132 --> 00:27:55,260
妳就不用擔心沒車可開
或是煩惱財產稅

478
00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:59,180
不要,我才不要整個夏天
當某個有錢混蛋的伴遊女郎

479
00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:03,268
如果你看到我這麼做的話
就代表我徹底糟蹋自己

480
00:28:03,268 --> 00:28:05,604
你可以殺了我
因為我已經放棄自我了

481
00:28:06,521 --> 00:28:09,733
我早該就拿到那輛別克
但那孩子根本沒搞頭

482
00:28:56,988 --> 00:28:58,990
你看起來像巴哈馬的會計師

483
00:29:00,659 --> 00:29:02,911
穿長褲太熱了

484
00:29:04,788 --> 00:29:07,082
-嗨
-妳好

485
00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:10,210
好開心能一起出來
約會是很棒的點子

486
00:29:10,210 --> 00:29:11,836
我可以來這裡嗎?

487
00:29:11,836 --> 00:29:13,547
當然,我認識老闆,沒問題的

488
00:29:13,547 --> 00:29:15,465
可是我還沒滿21歲

489
00:29:15,465 --> 00:29:16,967
在這裡沒關係

490
00:29:16,967 --> 00:29:18,843
那應該是聯邦法律,可是...

491
00:29:23,557 --> 00:29:25,600
服務生跑去哪了?

492
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,144
希望不會被我爸媽發現我跑來這裡

493
00:29:28,895 --> 00:29:29,896
他們會來這裡?

494
00:29:29,896 --> 00:29:31,690
不會,但他們會定位我的手機

495
00:29:31,690 --> 00:29:34,651
天啊,他們也在你身上植晶片嗎?

496
00:29:37,862 --> 00:29:39,281
她終於來了,閃電俠

497
00:29:39,573 --> 00:29:40,782
妳要喝什麼,麥蒂?

498
00:29:41,366 --> 00:29:43,660
我要一杯長島冰茶

499
00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:45,662
-我要百事可樂,謝謝
-我們只有可口可樂

500
00:29:48,248 --> 00:29:50,834
-妳想去別的地方嗎?
-不,波西

501
00:29:50,834 --> 00:29:52,544
也給他一杯長島冰茶

502
00:29:53,128 --> 00:29:54,129
好

503
00:29:54,129 --> 00:29:55,046
謝謝

504
00:29:58,967 --> 00:30:00,010
我好緊繃

505
00:30:00,719 --> 00:30:02,137
為什麼?還好嗎?

506
00:30:02,137 --> 00:30:07,183
沒事,我只是昨晚夢到你
非常激烈的夢

507
00:30:07,183 --> 00:30:08,268
千萬別問

508
00:30:08,852 --> 00:30:10,729
當然,這很私人

509
00:30:10,729 --> 00:30:12,272
你有做過這種夢嗎?

510
00:30:12,272 --> 00:30:13,648
激烈的夢?

511
00:30:15,609 --> 00:30:17,402
還真的有

512
00:30:17,402 --> 00:30:18,570
告訴我

513
00:30:19,738 --> 00:30:21,573
妳知道《自殺突擊隊》的
哈莉奎茵嗎?

514
00:30:22,490 --> 00:30:23,325
好

515
00:30:23,325 --> 00:30:27,746
我有次夢到我不讓她領養一隻狗

516
00:30:28,163 --> 00:30:31,124
她把我關在狗籠裡

517
00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:33,418
把我拖到她的藏身處

518
00:30:33,418 --> 00:30:36,504
我不停踢籠子,大叫

519
00:30:36,504 --> 00:30:37,672
然後你就高潮了?

520
00:30:38,882 --> 00:30:39,716
沒有

521
00:30:40,383 --> 00:30:41,801
那怎麼算是春夢?

522
00:30:42,802 --> 00:30:44,596
妳問我有沒有做過激烈的夢

523
00:30:46,097 --> 00:30:48,475
說得對,我應該說得更明確

524
00:30:49,893 --> 00:30:53,021
我小時候都會做這首歌的惡夢

525
00:30:53,563 --> 00:30:54,397
為什麼?

526
00:30:54,397 --> 00:30:57,651
是在講一隻會吃男人的怪物

527
00:30:58,485 --> 00:31:02,781
〝她只會在晚上出沒
男孩們小心了,她會把你生吞活剝〞

528
00:31:04,366 --> 00:31:06,326
這首歌的意思應該不是這樣

529
00:31:06,326 --> 00:31:07,535
我會查查看

530
00:31:07,535 --> 00:31:10,288
一杯長島冰茶給美國甜心

531
00:31:10,538 --> 00:31:11,790
一杯給男孩

532
00:31:11,790 --> 00:31:14,459
有個好消息

533
00:31:14,459 --> 00:31:15,835
今天有新的狗兒進來

534
00:31:15,835 --> 00:31:17,796
如果妳還想養狗的話...

535
00:31:21,883 --> 00:31:23,802
這是我喝過最難喝的冰茶

536
00:31:23,802 --> 00:31:25,554
波西,你很快就要上大學了

537
00:31:25,554 --> 00:31:27,639
你得學會喝酒

538
00:31:27,639 --> 00:31:29,766
不能一輩子都怕東怕西的

539
00:31:29,766 --> 00:31:31,685
我才沒有怕東怕西

540
00:31:31,685 --> 00:31:33,228
來吧,嘴巴張開

541
00:31:33,228 --> 00:31:34,479
乖乖喝下去

542
00:31:34,479 --> 00:31:36,314
-快點,小寶貝
-我不喜歡

543
00:31:36,314 --> 00:31:40,235
-該死的
-看看是誰大駕光臨

544
00:31:41,319 --> 00:31:42,362
嗨,崔維斯

545
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,615
不知道妳有沒有聽說

546
00:31:47,409 --> 00:31:48,868
太好了,恭喜你

547
00:31:48,868 --> 00:31:50,829
-恭喜
-謝謝

548
00:31:51,538 --> 00:31:54,249
沒想到妳搞失蹤

549
00:31:54,249 --> 00:31:56,376
是發生在我身上最棒的一件事

550
00:31:56,376 --> 00:31:58,670
很高興能幫上忙

551
00:31:58,670 --> 00:31:59,796
妳知道的...

552
00:32:01,089 --> 00:32:05,302
我太太,她會說三種語言

553
00:32:05,594 --> 00:32:08,013
她超級性感,性生活很火辣

554
00:32:09,347 --> 00:32:11,558
我們什麼事都一起做,所有事都是

555
00:32:11,558 --> 00:32:13,894
太好了,她下面的飛機杯
可以放進洗碗機嗎?

556
00:32:13,894 --> 00:32:14,811
不行

557
00:32:16,062 --> 00:32:17,355
她是活生生的人

558
00:32:18,315 --> 00:32:19,441
跟妳不一樣

559
00:32:20,066 --> 00:32:22,110
想知道最棒的是什麼嗎?

560
00:32:22,861 --> 00:32:24,571
我跟她說我愛她的時候

561
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,366
她也對我說同樣的話
而不是逃之夭夭

562
00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:30,452
沒膽的懦夫

563
00:32:30,452 --> 00:32:33,330
看來你們的第二次約會真的很火辣

564
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,837
你得小心她

565
00:32:42,631 --> 00:32:43,965
她很滑頭

566
00:32:43,965 --> 00:32:46,593
再見,慢走不送,崔維斯

567
00:32:48,678 --> 00:32:50,096
他是妳的前男友?

568
00:32:50,096 --> 00:32:51,306
只是朋友而已

569
00:32:52,015 --> 00:32:54,059
感覺妳不太喜歡他

570
00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:55,810
你也見過他了,你喜歡他嗎?

571
00:32:56,102 --> 00:32:57,854
我沒跟他上床

572
00:32:57,854 --> 00:33:00,190
你想嗎?我可以叫他回來

573
00:33:00,190 --> 00:33:02,317
-崔維斯
-不要

574
00:33:03,026 --> 00:33:04,527
我不想,我只是...

575
00:33:04,527 --> 00:33:07,989
我不懂妳為何要跟不喜歡的人上床

576
00:33:07,989 --> 00:33:10,659
也許是因為那時是耶誕節,我很孤單

577
00:33:10,659 --> 00:33:12,452
那妳後來為何不理他?

578
00:33:12,452 --> 00:33:14,996
你怎麼那麼多問題?
不能就喝個爛醉,找點樂子嗎?

579
00:33:14,996 --> 00:33:17,624
抱歉,我只是想多認識妳一點

580
00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:21,503
你想離開這裡嗎?

581
00:33:22,170 --> 00:33:23,672
當然,拜託了

582
00:33:24,214 --> 00:33:25,674
我好像有點醉了

583
00:33:25,674 --> 00:33:27,842
妳喝了很多

584
00:33:28,593 --> 00:33:29,594
才沒有

585
00:33:30,554 --> 00:33:32,305
天啊,我好愛海灘

586
00:33:32,305 --> 00:33:34,766
感覺好自由,你不覺得嗎?

587
00:33:35,850 --> 00:33:36,685
是啊

588
00:33:36,685 --> 00:33:37,686
(海灘關閉,晚上八點到早上六點)

589
00:33:37,686 --> 00:33:41,106
海灘好像關了,現在已經超過八點

590
00:33:42,148 --> 00:33:44,901
我們可以等開放的時間再來

591
00:33:44,901 --> 00:33:48,363
-我們可以獨享整片海灘
-這樣很危險

592
00:33:48,363 --> 00:33:50,699
-來游泳吧
-沒有救生員

593
00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:53,952
這樣剛好,我們就能裸泳了

594
00:33:55,245 --> 00:33:56,955
妳看,那裡寫不能游泳

595
00:33:57,831 --> 00:33:59,165
真可惜

596
00:33:59,791 --> 00:34:03,461
那些規定其實比較像建議

597
00:34:04,170 --> 00:34:06,423
來吧,把你的小短褲脫掉

598
00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:08,925
麥蒂,這樣好像不太好

599
00:34:11,177 --> 00:34:13,637
你覺得我很醜,我就知道

600
00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:15,181
-我早就知道
-什麼?

601
00:34:16,807 --> 00:34:17,642
不

602
00:34:19,352 --> 00:34:21,021
-不是
-看起來就是

603
00:34:21,021 --> 00:34:21,938
不是...

604
00:34:23,731 --> 00:34:25,150
我覺得妳是...

605
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:27,318
妳是我見過最漂亮的人

606
00:34:28,445 --> 00:34:29,278
真的嗎?

607
00:34:30,322 --> 00:34:31,155
哪裡漂亮?

608
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,121
這裡漂亮嗎?

609
00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:43,960
還是這裡?

610
00:34:51,635 --> 00:34:52,844
萬一有鯊魚怎麼辦?

611
00:34:53,385 --> 00:34:54,387
這裡沒有

612
00:34:55,722 --> 00:34:56,556
水母呢?

613
00:34:56,556 --> 00:34:57,891
夏天沒有

614
00:34:57,891 --> 00:35:00,936
沒有救生員,我不是很放心

615
00:35:00,936 --> 00:35:04,314
-給我趕快過來就對了
-好啦

616
00:35:05,148 --> 00:35:07,901
快點,我保證不會有壞事發生

617
00:35:10,946 --> 00:35:12,864
電影《大白鯊》的開頭
不就是這樣演嗎?

618
00:35:17,118 --> 00:35:18,703
我相信妳

619
00:35:32,551 --> 00:35:34,469
看吧?沒那麼糟吧

620
00:35:40,141 --> 00:35:41,726
上她

621
00:35:41,726 --> 00:35:44,062
操她的屁眼

622
00:35:44,062 --> 00:35:46,356
-他們在幹麼?
-不知道

623
00:35:46,356 --> 00:35:47,440
你們好

624
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,443
嗨,你們在那邊幹麼?

625
00:35:50,443 --> 00:35:52,404
忙我們自己的事

626
00:35:53,154 --> 00:35:54,531
這些是你們的嗎?

627
00:35:55,115 --> 00:35:56,575
對,不用摺

628
00:35:56,575 --> 00:35:58,577
把她的衣服拿走

629
00:35:58,577 --> 00:36:01,204
-把她的衣服拿走
-他們拿我們的衣服

630
00:36:01,204 --> 00:36:02,539
放回去

631
00:36:02,539 --> 00:36:04,958
吸我的卵蛋啊

632
00:36:06,668 --> 00:36:07,961
我警告你們

633
00:36:07,961 --> 00:36:10,422
再見,海上的臭三八

634
00:36:10,422 --> 00:36:12,507
妳說不會有壞事發生

635
00:36:12,507 --> 00:36:15,594
-得找大人幫忙
-波西,你是大人了

636
00:36:15,594 --> 00:36:16,928
妳要去哪裡?

637
00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:19,681
那是什麼鬼?

638
00:36:19,681 --> 00:36:21,266
-很噁吧
-天啊

639
00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:22,392
超噁的

640
00:36:22,392 --> 00:36:24,686
-你是認真的嗎?
-掉了一個

641
00:36:25,228 --> 00:36:27,188
-太好了
-過來,王八蛋

642
00:36:27,188 --> 00:36:28,648
搞什麼鬼?

643
00:36:31,943 --> 00:36:33,194
該死

644
00:36:33,194 --> 00:36:34,946
-不要過來
-妳自找的

645
00:36:35,989 --> 00:36:37,324
該死的...

646
00:36:38,325 --> 00:36:39,284
來啊

647
00:36:49,628 --> 00:36:51,588
過來啊

648
00:36:52,380 --> 00:36:53,423
天啊

649
00:36:54,424 --> 00:36:56,176
-康納
-搞屁啊

650
00:36:57,469 --> 00:36:59,304
-你呢?要試試看我的厲害嗎?
-不

651
00:36:59,304 --> 00:37:01,723
-拿去吧
-偷拿別人的衣服很酷嗎?

652
00:37:01,723 --> 00:37:03,850
-妳的腦子真的有問題
-我要報警了

653
00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:06,519
離蒙托克遠一點

654
00:37:09,272 --> 00:37:10,357
我們剛剛進行到哪裡?

655
00:37:11,024 --> 00:37:12,609
發生什麼事了?

656
00:37:13,068 --> 00:37:14,653
我把我們的衣服拿回來了

657
00:37:15,237 --> 00:37:16,738
妳揍了那些孩子?

658
00:37:16,947 --> 00:37:18,031
沒有

659
00:37:18,031 --> 00:37:19,282
他們道歉了

660
00:37:19,282 --> 00:37:20,700
我聽到尖叫聲

661
00:37:21,868 --> 00:37:23,536
那是道歉的聲音

662
00:37:27,540 --> 00:37:29,125
我不喜歡這樣

663
00:37:29,376 --> 00:37:31,586
妳好像不太對勁

664
00:37:31,586 --> 00:37:35,173
他們拿走我們的衣服
手機、鑰匙跟錢包

665
00:37:35,173 --> 00:37:38,009
我好不容易要了回來
你做了什麼?什麼都沒做

666
00:37:38,218 --> 00:37:40,762
-你應該要感激我
-我原本想到辦法了

667
00:37:40,762 --> 00:37:43,056
什麼辦法?打給你爸媽?

668
00:37:43,056 --> 00:37:44,099
像個男人一點

669
00:37:45,267 --> 00:37:47,143
抱歉,我說得太過分了

670
00:37:47,143 --> 00:37:48,311
來做愛吧

671
00:37:49,938 --> 00:37:51,022
不要

672
00:37:53,275 --> 00:37:54,276
為什麼?

673
00:37:54,818 --> 00:37:57,320
妳好像要把我吃掉

674
00:37:57,612 --> 00:37:58,572
天啊

675
00:37:58,572 --> 00:38:01,575
我才不要跟不認識的人做愛

676
00:38:01,575 --> 00:38:04,411
不認識比較好,相信我

677
00:38:04,411 --> 00:38:06,037
我覺得不是

678
00:38:06,871 --> 00:38:08,790
真是天大的爛事,我受夠了

679
00:38:09,332 --> 00:38:10,375
我真替你覺得可憐

680
00:38:19,509 --> 00:38:21,386
白白浪費我的時間

681
00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:23,179
嘿

682
00:38:25,599 --> 00:38:27,851
-我的衣服
-好啦

683
00:38:28,685 --> 00:38:31,062
這裡,把你的小短褲拿回去

684
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,026
我的手機呢?有沒有在妳車上?

685
00:38:36,526 --> 00:38:38,528
-沒有
-妳根本沒看

686
00:38:38,528 --> 00:38:40,447
-沒在車上
-不能檢查一下嗎?

687
00:38:40,447 --> 00:38:41,948
我得跟爸媽報平安

688
00:38:41,948 --> 00:38:43,700
為什麼?你還是小孩嗎?

689
00:38:49,956 --> 00:38:51,041
把手機給我

690
00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:52,208
波西,快點下來

691
00:38:52,208 --> 00:38:54,502
不還我手機,我就不下去
我一定要拿回來

692
00:38:55,045 --> 00:38:56,546
好,看來只能這麼做了

693
00:38:59,549 --> 00:39:01,718
-讚啦
-麥蒂,這不好笑

694
00:39:01,718 --> 00:39:03,762
-喂
-讓我下來

695
00:39:05,347 --> 00:39:07,182
把手機還我,我不能沒有手機

696
00:39:07,182 --> 00:39:09,392
要我開到芝加哥都可以

697
00:39:09,392 --> 00:39:10,936
把手機還我就好

698
00:39:10,936 --> 00:39:11,853
(速限20,時速43)

699
00:39:12,687 --> 00:39:15,523
別挑戰我,我可是他媽的瘋子

700
00:39:15,523 --> 00:39:18,235
我蠢的可以,完全不在乎...

701
00:39:18,235 --> 00:39:19,653
該死的

702
00:39:19,653 --> 00:39:21,321
-感謝老天
-幹

703
00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:24,157
-白癡喔
-感謝老天

704
00:39:24,157 --> 00:39:27,452
好,妳得靠邊停了,快點停下來

705
00:39:28,286 --> 00:39:30,956
我再被抓到違規就完了
我不能被吊銷駕照

706
00:39:30,956 --> 00:39:32,249
靠邊停

707
00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:35,710
-妳在幹麼?
-抓緊了

708
00:39:36,753 --> 00:39:38,713
抱歉,撐住

709
00:39:38,713 --> 00:39:42,133
我的天啊

710
00:39:47,138 --> 00:39:48,348
天啊

711
00:39:58,984 --> 00:40:01,653
我沒看到警察,應該擺脫他們了

712
00:40:02,237 --> 00:40:03,989
你確定嗎?看仔細一點

713
00:40:05,323 --> 00:40:07,784
真不敢相信妳竟然直接衝過鐵軌

714
00:40:07,784 --> 00:40:09,578
我以為我們死定了

715
00:40:09,578 --> 00:40:12,080
你真的很勇敢,死命抓著引擎蓋

716
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,999
大部分的人早就掉下去了

717
00:40:13,999 --> 00:40:17,168
我從小學鋼琴,手蠻有力的

718
00:40:17,168 --> 00:40:19,212
應該要來點音樂

719
00:40:19,212 --> 00:40:20,672
沒錯

720
00:40:20,672 --> 00:40:22,674
謝謝妳借我衣服穿

721
00:40:24,342 --> 00:40:26,469
我很喜歡妳家,很舒適

722
00:40:26,469 --> 00:40:28,763
臥房才是最棒的,你待會看了就知道

723
00:40:38,690 --> 00:40:40,692
我們穿的短褲一樣耶

724
00:40:47,365 --> 00:40:48,909
妳從小就會跳舞嗎?

725
00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:52,704
打下去

726
00:40:52,704 --> 00:40:55,373
妳要我打妳的屁股?

727
00:40:58,084 --> 00:40:59,711
-真的可以嗎?
-可以

728
00:40:59,711 --> 00:41:01,755
用力打下去

729
00:41:03,131 --> 00:41:03,965
大力一點

730
00:41:05,467 --> 00:41:06,468
抱歉

731
00:41:10,013 --> 00:41:11,973
妳住在這裡多久了?

732
00:41:24,361 --> 00:41:26,363
妳有點重

733
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:28,365
想交換嗎?

734
00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:40,085
想進去房間嗎?

735
00:41:40,961 --> 00:41:41,962
可以慢慢來

736
00:41:42,921 --> 00:41:43,755
好

737
00:41:44,422 --> 00:41:46,091
-謝謝
-還好嗎?

738
00:41:46,675 --> 00:41:48,176
很好,我想要...

739
00:41:48,176 --> 00:41:51,263
沒事,我只是有點癢,我們進去吧

740
00:41:52,389 --> 00:41:53,223
抱歉

741
00:41:53,807 --> 00:41:55,058
是不是很怪?

742
00:41:55,809 --> 00:41:58,436
-沒事的
-我的背也很癢

743
00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:03,441
-天啊
-怎麼了?

744
00:42:05,777 --> 00:42:07,112
天啊

745
00:42:09,364 --> 00:42:11,324
有時候我焦慮就會起疹子

746
00:42:11,324 --> 00:42:13,660
我知道妳真的很想要,抱歉

747
00:42:14,661 --> 00:42:15,495
天啊

748
00:42:16,621 --> 00:42:19,583
這藥膏是治療衝浪板引起的疹子
但應該有用

749
00:42:20,792 --> 00:42:22,210
真的很丟臉

750
00:42:23,169 --> 00:42:24,296
別這麼說

751
00:42:25,964 --> 00:42:28,717
我有次扮成嬰兒參加萬聖節派對

752
00:42:28,717 --> 00:42:30,010
我暗戀的人也在那

753
00:42:30,677 --> 00:42:31,636
親熱的時候

754
00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:34,681
我們同時發現我身上有尿布疹

755
00:42:35,432 --> 00:42:36,766
我那時21歲

756
00:42:36,766 --> 00:42:38,435
妳沒穿內褲?

757
00:42:39,102 --> 00:42:40,770
尿布就是內褲

758
00:42:40,770 --> 00:42:43,607
不是,尿布比較像穿戴式馬桶

759
00:42:43,607 --> 00:42:45,025
我沒有尿在裡面

760
00:42:45,859 --> 00:42:46,735
當然沒有

761
00:42:48,528 --> 00:42:49,696
有人終於笑了

762
00:42:52,574 --> 00:42:54,659
我的生活裡沒有太多值得高興的事

763
00:42:55,452 --> 00:42:57,162
我幾乎無法離開房間

764
00:42:59,623 --> 00:43:01,583
我一輩子都住在這間房子裡

765
00:43:01,583 --> 00:43:02,834
真的嗎?

766
00:43:02,834 --> 00:43:05,337
我離開過一次,18歲的時候

767
00:43:05,921 --> 00:43:07,881
我有個訂製的衝浪板

768
00:43:07,881 --> 00:43:10,383
上面有所有我想去衝浪的加州海灘

769
00:43:10,383 --> 00:43:15,055
好不容易去了紐約市
卻又改變心意跑回來

770
00:43:15,055 --> 00:43:16,598
為什麼回來?

771
00:43:16,598 --> 00:43:19,768
我只是突然發現
我需要的人事物都在這裡

772
00:43:20,352 --> 00:43:22,270
我媽也病了,所以...

773
00:43:24,272 --> 00:43:25,982
我留下來照顧她

774
00:43:27,817 --> 00:43:29,236
為什麼不是妳爸照顧她?

775
00:43:30,737 --> 00:43:32,197
手抬起來

776
00:43:35,116 --> 00:43:37,035
我得轉校

777
00:43:38,036 --> 00:43:39,788
九年級我去同學家過夜

778
00:43:39,788 --> 00:43:43,917
被大家知道
我有時會睡在我爸媽的房間

779
00:43:46,461 --> 00:43:50,924
謠言愈傳愈誇張
變成我跟爸媽睡同一張床

780
00:43:52,259 --> 00:43:54,844
後來變成我跟他們上床

781
00:43:57,973 --> 00:43:58,974
很可怕

782
00:43:59,599 --> 00:44:02,310
也許就是這樣
大部分時間我都是一個人

783
00:44:02,310 --> 00:44:03,812
你沒有朋友?

784
00:44:03,812 --> 00:44:07,357
我有很多朋友,但都是網友

785
00:44:10,569 --> 00:44:12,946
裘蒂也幫了我很多

786
00:44:14,364 --> 00:44:15,198
誰?

787
00:44:15,949 --> 00:44:17,993
-裘蒂是我以前的保母
-轉過來

788
00:44:28,587 --> 00:44:30,839
抱歉今天無法跟妳上床

789
00:44:32,799 --> 00:44:35,886
我可能比較浪漫一點

790
00:44:36,928 --> 00:44:37,762
沒關係

791
00:44:38,930 --> 00:44:41,391
還是我們明天再聚聚?

792
00:44:42,017 --> 00:44:43,810
我保證我會準備好

793
00:44:46,855 --> 00:44:47,689
好的

794
00:45:00,952 --> 00:45:01,828
進籃得分

795
00:45:02,746 --> 00:45:03,663
那是什麼?

796
00:45:15,050 --> 00:45:17,052
妳作弊!

797
00:45:17,636 --> 00:45:19,054
你!出局!

798
00:45:32,234 --> 00:45:34,236
-那個像飛盤的東西,還有最小的...
-好

799
00:45:36,613 --> 00:45:38,281
(雷射漆彈)

800
00:45:38,281 --> 00:45:39,783
好了,知道了啦

801
00:45:39,783 --> 00:45:40,700
再見

802
00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:41,910
找點事做吧

803
00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:49,251
來吧

804
00:45:51,461 --> 00:45:53,380
妳打擊的時候就可以喝水了

805
00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:56,049
你真了解我,還有什麼?

806
00:45:57,217 --> 00:45:58,051
閉上眼睛

807
00:46:00,345 --> 00:46:01,888
伸出手指

808
00:46:05,392 --> 00:46:06,935
妳這輩子離不開我了

809
00:46:08,019 --> 00:46:09,229
是手指陷阱

810
00:46:10,814 --> 00:46:11,940
波西,趕快拿開

811
00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:14,317
不要用扯的,放輕鬆

812
00:46:14,818 --> 00:46:15,819
要往內推

813
00:46:26,496 --> 00:46:28,915
如果我們在高中認識
會成為朋友嗎?

814
00:46:28,915 --> 00:46:30,208
應該會吧

815
00:46:30,792 --> 00:46:32,919
不知道耶,感覺妳應該是...

816
00:46:33,587 --> 00:46:35,171
舞會皇后之類的

817
00:46:35,964 --> 00:46:37,465
我連畢業舞會都沒去

818
00:46:38,258 --> 00:46:39,968
什麼?沒人約妳嗎?

819
00:46:39,968 --> 00:46:42,637
大家都跑來約我,連老師也是

820
00:46:43,263 --> 00:46:45,849
我有舞伴,洋裝也準備好了

821
00:46:45,849 --> 00:46:47,225
發生什麼事?

822
00:46:47,225 --> 00:46:49,311
那是很久以前的事了,沒人想知道

823
00:46:50,604 --> 00:46:51,813
我想知道

824
00:46:54,190 --> 00:46:58,570
你之前問我
為什麼我媽生病不是我爸照顧她

825
00:46:59,362 --> 00:47:02,157
那是因為他跟他的家人在市區

826
00:47:03,158 --> 00:47:04,409
他們只有夏天會來度假

827
00:47:06,202 --> 00:47:07,495
我媽是他的外遇對象

828
00:47:09,998 --> 00:47:11,374
後來我就出現了

829
00:47:12,292 --> 00:47:15,212
他不想處理我這個拖油瓶

830
00:47:15,212 --> 00:47:18,256
所以他請律師跟我們斷得一乾二淨

831
00:47:18,256 --> 00:47:21,801
他給我媽一些錢跟一棟房子
要我們別再連絡他

832
00:47:23,261 --> 00:47:26,556
過了很多年後,我寫了一封信給他

833
00:47:26,556 --> 00:47:29,184
問他為什麼不理我

834
00:47:30,101 --> 00:47:32,145
但在畢業舞會當天早上

835
00:47:33,063 --> 00:47:36,191
那封信被退回來,沒打開過

836
00:47:38,860 --> 00:47:41,571
在那之後,我沒心情參加舞會

837
00:47:41,571 --> 00:47:43,657
什麼事都不想做

838
00:47:43,657 --> 00:47:46,451
就待在房間裡哭泣

839
00:47:47,786 --> 00:47:49,663
妳後來怎麼沒再找他?

840
00:47:51,122 --> 00:47:54,167
管他去死,是他要離開的
他隨時可以聯絡我們

841
00:47:58,380 --> 00:47:59,214
怎樣?

842
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,217
我可以親妳嗎?

843
00:48:23,530 --> 00:48:24,406
是裘蒂

844
00:48:25,407 --> 00:48:26,408
誰?

845
00:48:26,992 --> 00:48:29,160
我的保母裘蒂,記得嗎?

846
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,371
-他跟我們約在燈塔
-好

847
00:48:31,955 --> 00:48:32,789
好

848
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,126
你確定不要回我家嗎?

849
00:48:36,126 --> 00:48:37,544
剛剛的吻讓我很興奮

850
00:48:37,544 --> 00:48:38,920
太好了,裘蒂

851
00:48:39,546 --> 00:48:40,881
-妳好
-他來了

852
00:48:40,881 --> 00:48:42,257
搔癢小王子

853
00:48:44,759 --> 00:48:46,303
這位一定是鼎鼎大名的麥蒂

854
00:48:46,887 --> 00:48:49,431
你是裘蒂,波西的保母?

855
00:48:49,431 --> 00:48:50,849
神仙教父就是在下

856
00:48:52,767 --> 00:48:55,562
你們感情很好

857
00:48:55,562 --> 00:48:57,314
沒錯,超好的

858
00:48:58,481 --> 00:48:59,691
你贏了什麼?

859
00:49:00,483 --> 00:49:02,485
-那是飛盤嗎?
-對,是麥蒂贏到的

860
00:49:02,485 --> 00:49:03,820
-真棒
-很厲害吧

861
00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:05,906
-麥蒂,好樣的
-沒錯

862
00:49:05,906 --> 00:49:07,282
小波,來個長傳

863
00:49:12,037 --> 00:49:13,121
交給我

864
00:49:13,705 --> 00:49:15,457
那小傢伙速度真快

865
00:49:15,457 --> 00:49:16,583
妳在打什麼如意算盤?

866
00:49:18,543 --> 00:49:19,419
你說什麼?

867
00:49:19,669 --> 00:49:21,254
那是他爸媽的錢,不是他的

868
00:49:21,963 --> 00:49:23,381
妳特別喜歡小弟弟是吧

869
00:49:23,882 --> 00:49:25,926
我喜不喜歡小弟弟?你還當保母耶

870
00:49:25,926 --> 00:49:27,594
妳想從他身上得到什麼?

871
00:49:27,594 --> 00:49:29,512
跟你一樣,我想跟他約會

872
00:49:32,057 --> 00:49:34,935
我幫很多有權勢的家庭帶孩子

873
00:49:34,935 --> 00:49:36,770
妳敢傷害他的話

874
00:49:37,562 --> 00:49:38,855
我不會放過妳

875
00:49:38,855 --> 00:49:40,941
你要怎麼做?拿奶嘴丟我嗎?

876
00:49:41,775 --> 00:49:43,151
-嗨,兄弟
-我回來了

877
00:49:44,069 --> 00:49:45,946
掉到刺叢裡,但我還是拿回來了

878
00:49:45,946 --> 00:49:47,239
真厲害

879
00:49:49,699 --> 00:49:52,202
好,準備好要迎接你們的禮物了嗎?

880
00:49:52,202 --> 00:49:53,203
-好了
-好

881
00:49:53,203 --> 00:49:54,537
我要拿出來了

882
00:49:57,415 --> 00:50:00,168
天啊

883
00:50:00,961 --> 00:50:02,045
妳在哪找到的?

884
00:50:02,045 --> 00:50:03,964
想說可以讓他早點對衝浪有興趣

885
00:50:03,964 --> 00:50:05,340
天啊,這是...

886
00:50:06,299 --> 00:50:07,759
-它會轉
-真的嗎?

887
00:50:07,759 --> 00:50:09,886
要打開看看嗎?也許會比較好

888
00:50:09,886 --> 00:50:12,222
好啊,我的電池放在某個地方

889
00:50:12,222 --> 00:50:13,431
真棒

890
00:50:15,850 --> 00:50:16,935
不行

891
00:50:18,937 --> 00:50:20,772
別克那件事進行得如何?

892
00:50:20,772 --> 00:50:23,024
-我還沒拿到車
-真的嗎?

893
00:50:23,024 --> 00:50:23,942
(退件)

894
00:50:26,236 --> 00:50:27,237
為什麼?

895
00:50:29,698 --> 00:50:32,534
他們還沒把車給妳嗎?

896
00:50:32,784 --> 00:50:34,536
妳可以告他們

897
00:50:34,536 --> 00:50:36,621
其實呢,我們還沒上床

898
00:50:37,539 --> 00:50:39,874
他需要先培養感情

899
00:50:39,874 --> 00:50:42,419
我真的很喜歡他,我們成了好友

900
00:50:45,755 --> 00:50:48,383
他一定會忘了我
他秋天就要去念大學了

901
00:50:48,383 --> 00:50:49,426
這我不確定

902
00:50:49,426 --> 00:50:51,553
應該今晚就會發生
我們要一起吃晚餐

903
00:50:51,970 --> 00:50:53,430
你們要一起吃晚餐

904
00:50:53,805 --> 00:50:56,182
所以你們是認真交往囉?

905
00:50:56,182 --> 00:50:57,183
閉嘴

906
00:51:00,687 --> 00:51:02,105
我知道自己在幹嘛

907
00:51:09,487 --> 00:51:10,572
麥蒂

908
00:51:11,573 --> 00:51:13,074
是我,道格漢

909
00:51:14,034 --> 00:51:16,786
我們是高中同學,記得嗎?

910
00:51:17,370 --> 00:51:18,705
我參加過校際田徑賽?

911
00:51:19,372 --> 00:51:21,458
我有一台櫻桃紅的馬自達?

912
00:51:23,293 --> 00:51:25,712
我跟西語老師沃許女士有一腿

913
00:51:25,712 --> 00:51:29,507
道格漢,你不是還上了電視

914
00:51:29,507 --> 00:51:31,051
沃許女士沒去坐牢嗎?

915
00:51:31,051 --> 00:51:31,968
沒有

916
00:51:32,802 --> 00:51:34,179
是漢太太有

917
00:51:35,222 --> 00:51:36,223
我們結婚了

918
00:51:36,765 --> 00:51:37,849
但是呢...

919
00:51:39,142 --> 00:51:40,435
沒人想報導

920
00:51:40,435 --> 00:51:42,062
找我有什麼事,道格?

921
00:51:42,062 --> 00:51:44,439
我現在是房地產經紀人

922
00:51:45,190 --> 00:51:48,318
妳應該也知道這是很棒的社區

923
00:51:48,318 --> 00:51:50,362
能在這條街上有自己的地

924
00:51:51,446 --> 00:51:52,489
麥蒂,價格隨妳開

925
00:51:52,489 --> 00:51:54,908
-跟你聊得很開心,道格
-拜託

926
00:51:54,908 --> 00:51:58,536
妳如果不繳清財產稅
政府會低價出售妳的房子

927
00:51:58,536 --> 00:52:01,790
妳會損失一半的錢
讓我幫妳賣,妳就能獲得應有的錢

928
00:52:01,790 --> 00:52:03,875
好讓他們把我家拆了?

929
00:52:03,875 --> 00:52:05,544
離我的院子遠一點,道格

930
00:52:43,081 --> 00:52:44,457
這點子會很蠢嗎?

931
00:52:44,457 --> 00:52:47,544
不會,我很喜歡
我們終於能參加畢業舞會了

932
00:52:48,545 --> 00:52:49,880
我有東西要給妳

933
00:52:55,969 --> 00:52:57,220
我也有準備

934
00:52:58,013 --> 00:52:59,472
我從家裡花園摘的

935
00:53:00,140 --> 00:53:01,224
小心

936
00:53:06,396 --> 00:53:07,856
你今天很帥

937
00:53:08,648 --> 00:53:09,691
要不要拍照?

938
00:53:11,693 --> 00:53:14,446
我故意把手機留在家裡

939
00:53:14,446 --> 00:53:15,989
-什麼?
-是啊

940
00:53:15,989 --> 00:53:17,991
-我才不相信
-是真的

941
00:53:17,991 --> 00:53:20,035
-我才不信
-不,我真的沒帶

942
00:53:20,035 --> 00:53:22,787
真的,我只想跟妳聊天

943
00:53:35,383 --> 00:53:36,426
直接敲開就行

944
00:53:36,426 --> 00:53:38,220
爪子還是很銳利

945
00:53:39,846 --> 00:53:43,266
如果我真的參加畢業舞會
也不會像現在那麼開心

946
00:53:43,975 --> 00:53:44,935
你為什麼沒去?

947
00:53:46,436 --> 00:53:48,230
我沒約任何人

948
00:53:48,230 --> 00:53:49,439
為什麼?

949
00:53:49,439 --> 00:53:51,149
不知道,我想...

950
00:53:52,901 --> 00:53:56,529
發生那些事之後
在學校我只想當隱形人

951
00:53:59,241 --> 00:54:00,909
他們看不到我,就不會嘲笑我

952
00:54:01,785 --> 00:54:04,746
你應該讓大家看到你,你很棒

953
00:54:06,498 --> 00:54:07,332
謝謝

954
00:54:15,549 --> 00:54:17,551
-怎麼了?
-演奏一下

955
00:54:17,551 --> 00:54:18,885
不要

956
00:54:18,885 --> 00:54:21,388
你說你會彈鋼琴,那就上台演奏

957
00:54:21,388 --> 00:54:22,764
我才不要

958
00:54:23,515 --> 00:54:25,225
如果你不演奏的話

959
00:54:25,225 --> 00:54:28,895
我就要跟全餐廳的人敬一杯
稱讚你是多麼棒的愛人

960
00:54:30,272 --> 00:54:32,566
很好,也該讓大家知道了

961
00:54:34,192 --> 00:54:35,777
住手

962
00:54:39,030 --> 00:54:41,366
妳要我彈什麼?

963
00:54:41,366 --> 00:54:44,035
都可以,任何歌都行,為我彈首歌吧

964
00:54:45,704 --> 00:54:46,538
該死

965
00:54:47,330 --> 00:54:48,164
該死

966
00:54:48,915 --> 00:54:50,417
該死的

967
00:54:52,210 --> 00:54:53,545
好的

968
00:54:55,213 --> 00:54:56,047
可惡

969
00:55:39,424 --> 00:55:42,219
她只會在夜晚出現

970
00:55:44,012 --> 00:55:46,348
瘦弱又飢渴

971
00:55:48,183 --> 00:55:49,684
沒什麼新把戲

972
00:55:49,893 --> 00:55:53,230
我已經見識過

973
00:55:56,441 --> 00:55:59,152
不停注視等候著

974
00:55:59,903 --> 00:56:05,825
她雖然在你身旁,卻緊盯著大門

975
00:56:11,706 --> 00:56:14,042
許多人付出了代價才見識到

976
00:56:15,085 --> 00:56:18,088
你憑什麼覺得能免費得到

977
00:56:18,964 --> 00:56:20,757
那名女子狂放不受控

978
00:56:20,757 --> 00:56:25,512
宛如被獵豹呼嚕聲馴服的母貓

979
00:56:26,304 --> 00:56:28,056
錢才是重點

980
00:56:29,307 --> 00:56:31,184
若你是為了愛

981
00:56:31,184 --> 00:56:34,271
肯定走不遠

982
00:56:40,569 --> 00:56:42,821
她來了

983
00:56:43,989 --> 00:56:47,409
男孩們小心了,她會把你生吞活剝

984
00:56:47,409 --> 00:56:50,245
她來了

985
00:56:50,245 --> 00:56:52,789
她是噬男魔

986
00:56:54,332 --> 00:56:56,751
我是你的話絕不會蹚這片混水

987
00:56:57,752 --> 00:57:00,046
我知道她的厲害

988
00:57:01,047 --> 00:57:07,304
她很危險,會讓你的世界分崩離析

989
00:57:08,138 --> 00:57:09,723
心才是最重要的

990
00:57:10,932 --> 00:57:15,770
她是披著美麗外表的狼

991
00:57:21,234 --> 00:57:23,612
她來了

992
00:57:24,654 --> 00:57:27,908
男孩們小心了,她會把你生吞活剝

993
00:57:27,908 --> 00:57:30,619
她來了

994
00:57:30,619 --> 00:57:33,079
她是噬男魔

995
00:57:58,146 --> 00:57:59,314
太棒了

996
00:58:05,820 --> 00:58:06,863
搞什麼啊

997
00:58:08,281 --> 00:58:09,449
你的表演太棒了

998
00:58:09,950 --> 00:58:11,493
你怎麼會知道那首歌?

999
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:16,164
我們談過《噬男魔》
所以我就回家練了這首歌

1000
00:58:16,164 --> 00:58:17,916
你太驚人了

1001
00:58:17,916 --> 00:58:19,251
波西

1002
00:58:19,251 --> 00:58:22,754
-娜塔莉,天啊,好巧
-你剛剛超棒的

1003
00:58:22,754 --> 00:58:25,674
天啊,我超久沒見到你

1004
00:58:25,674 --> 00:58:27,801
我爸媽說你要去念普林斯頓

1005
00:58:27,801 --> 00:58:29,761
-沒錯
-我也是

1006
00:58:29,761 --> 00:58:32,222
-什麼?那太棒了
-很巧吧,對吧

1007
00:58:32,222 --> 00:58:33,306
太好了

1008
00:58:34,641 --> 00:58:35,684
麥蒂,這位是麥蒂

1009
00:58:35,684 --> 00:58:38,895
麥蒂,好高興認識妳
妳也是他爸媽的朋友嗎?

1010
00:58:38,895 --> 00:58:40,188
不是

1011
00:58:41,273 --> 00:58:43,567
-妳期待嗎?
-超級期待

1012
00:58:43,567 --> 00:58:47,737
只是很誇張,我看到那些高一學妹

1013
00:58:48,905 --> 00:58:53,868
就覺得自己好老

1014
00:58:53,868 --> 00:58:56,538
-是啊
-是,很高興看到妳

1015
00:58:56,538 --> 00:59:00,417
不知道你待會要做什麼
但我要去一個派對

1016
00:59:00,417 --> 00:59:02,794
會有很多普林斯頓的學生參加

1017
00:59:02,794 --> 00:59:05,422
我們另有安排了,但還是謝謝妳

1018
00:59:05,422 --> 00:59:07,841
真可惜,我可以把地址傳給你

1019
00:59:07,841 --> 00:59:09,926
他沒帶手機,所以...

1020
00:59:09,926 --> 00:59:11,887
-我可以傳給妳
-不需要

1021
00:59:11,887 --> 00:59:13,179
-去看看也沒差
-可能有差

1022
00:59:15,223 --> 00:59:18,977
-阿馬干塞特路31號
-真的很開心能認識妳

1023
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,398
-明年一定會超有趣,我等不及了
-沒錯

1024
00:59:23,398 --> 00:59:25,942
-真的很期待
-好,很高興遇到你

1025
00:59:25,942 --> 00:59:28,778
-很高興認識妳,女士
-再見,晚安

1026
00:59:28,778 --> 00:59:29,905
-好
-再見

1027
00:59:31,156 --> 00:59:32,157
真的好巧

1028
00:59:32,908 --> 00:59:35,827
我不記得我們的甜點是
假惺惺的臭三八

1029
00:59:36,411 --> 00:59:38,038
娜塔莉人很好

1030
00:59:38,038 --> 00:59:41,041
總之呢,真不敢相信你那麼會彈鋼琴
卻不會開車

1031
00:59:41,041 --> 00:59:45,086
其實我考慮要去考駕照

1032
00:59:45,086 --> 00:59:47,297
-太好了
-是嗎?很好

1033
00:59:47,297 --> 00:59:51,551
因為這裡到普林斯頓
坐火車五小時才會到

1034
00:59:52,135 --> 00:59:53,803
如果我有車的話

1035
00:59:53,803 --> 00:59:56,514
我週末回來比較方便

1036
00:59:58,558 --> 00:59:59,768
可是...

1037
01:00:00,810 --> 01:00:03,688
你週末應該也都會待在學校

1038
01:00:04,272 --> 01:00:05,982
是啊,也有可能

1039
01:00:07,776 --> 01:00:09,236
妳隨時都能來找我

1040
01:00:10,237 --> 01:00:11,446
我沒車

1041
01:00:12,072 --> 01:00:14,407
妳可以搭火車,五小時就會到

1042
01:00:15,033 --> 01:00:15,867
是啊

1043
01:00:18,036 --> 01:00:20,914
我只是...我不談遠距離戀愛

1044
01:00:21,456 --> 01:00:24,918
我聽說蒙托克的秋天是最棒的

1045
01:00:24,918 --> 01:00:27,212
所有夏天來度假的人潮都離開

1046
01:00:31,091 --> 01:00:32,425
這樣太奔波了

1047
01:00:35,512 --> 01:00:37,222
我不知道妳想要什麼

1048
01:00:40,684 --> 01:00:43,895
我只是想好好享受今晚
不要談這些掃興的事

1049
01:00:48,149 --> 01:00:49,734
我想走了

1050
01:00:51,319 --> 01:00:52,946
你是認真的?

1051
01:00:52,946 --> 01:00:53,863
沒錯

1052
01:00:55,448 --> 01:00:56,700
這也是我的舞會

1053
01:00:59,244 --> 01:01:00,078
可惡

1054
01:01:11,756 --> 01:01:14,092
-我只是想實際一點
-對

1055
01:01:15,302 --> 01:01:16,303
我也是

1056
01:01:29,983 --> 01:01:31,359
你現在會喝酒了?

1057
01:01:31,902 --> 01:01:34,279
對啊,我喜歡苦艾酒

1058
01:01:36,072 --> 01:01:39,326
我就要上大學了
應該學會喝酒,對吧

1059
01:01:45,081 --> 01:01:46,249
我們要去哪裡?

1060
01:01:48,585 --> 01:01:49,586
走這裡比較快

1061
01:01:59,471 --> 01:02:00,680
普林斯頓派對?

1062
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,807
妳不是說我得多跟同齡的人相處嗎?

1063
01:02:03,683 --> 01:02:05,143
我不是說今晚

1064
01:02:05,143 --> 01:02:06,519
那妳就別去

1065
01:02:10,607 --> 01:02:11,775
派對開始了

1066
01:02:58,071 --> 01:02:59,573
你們認識波西嗎?

1067
01:03:01,992 --> 01:03:03,285
你認識波西嗎?

1068
01:03:03,285 --> 01:03:05,954
大家好嗎?我是卡麥隆

1069
01:03:05,954 --> 01:03:09,666
我們要在蒙托克超讚的房子裡開趴
揭開夏天序幕

1070
01:03:09,666 --> 01:03:12,502
換我了,大家好,是我廢渣古馳

1071
01:03:12,502 --> 01:03:15,213
如果你或是身邊的人正遭受霸凌

1072
01:03:15,213 --> 01:03:16,965
千萬別害怕,要大聲求援

1073
01:03:16,965 --> 01:03:18,758
-霸凌不是...
-不好意思,小姐

1074
01:03:18,758 --> 01:03:21,136
可以先別敲嗎?
我們正在錄影,謝謝

1075
01:03:21,136 --> 01:03:23,221
我只是想喝啤酒,挑染哥

1076
01:03:23,221 --> 01:03:24,598
她叫我挑染哥?

1077
01:03:24,598 --> 01:03:26,725
朋友們,這就是我們說的霸凌者

1078
01:03:26,725 --> 01:03:29,895
糟糕,是手機,誰來幫幫我
我被拍下來了

1079
01:03:32,188 --> 01:03:33,607
有看到波西嗎?

1080
01:03:33,607 --> 01:03:37,068
辣妹,妳幾歲?

1081
01:03:38,028 --> 01:03:39,029
23歲

1082
01:03:39,029 --> 01:03:40,655
天啊,也太老了吧

1083
01:03:40,655 --> 01:03:44,200
-沒別的意思,他喜歡熟女
-我最愛大姊姊

1084
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:46,328
你們這兩個姊姊怎麼不自己搞呢

1085
01:03:48,204 --> 01:03:49,998
-她是在辱罵我們嗎?
-不會吧

1086
01:03:50,874 --> 01:03:52,000
一點都沒錯,教授

1087
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,836
我們互相搞怎麼會是辱罵?我不懂

1088
01:03:54,836 --> 01:03:56,421
重複妳剛說的話,再說一次

1089
01:03:56,671 --> 01:03:58,048
不,我不是歧視同志還什麼的

1090
01:03:58,048 --> 01:03:59,716
那妳是指什麼?

1091
01:04:00,050 --> 01:04:02,427
我只是在開玩笑,我也跟女生交往過

1092
01:04:02,427 --> 01:04:04,262
我不是恐同

1093
01:04:04,262 --> 01:04:07,098
妳們是哪裡來的?
別拍我,我沒什麼好說的

1094
01:04:08,975 --> 01:04:10,518
她是誰的媽媽?

1095
01:04:13,230 --> 01:04:14,898
有看到波西嗎?

1096
01:04:17,108 --> 01:04:18,693
天啊

1097
01:04:19,527 --> 01:04:20,779
有那麼好笑嗎?

1098
01:04:20,779 --> 01:04:22,697
他跟娜塔莉在樓上

1099
01:04:24,491 --> 01:04:25,617
喂

1100
01:04:32,540 --> 01:04:34,167
滾開,我要過去

1101
01:04:35,961 --> 01:04:37,796
-波西?
-什麼事?

1102
01:04:37,796 --> 01:04:39,339
你叫波西?

1103
01:04:39,339 --> 01:04:40,465
對

1104
01:04:42,551 --> 01:04:43,593
波西?

1105
01:04:44,386 --> 01:04:46,096
抱歉打擾,請繼續

1106
01:04:46,096 --> 01:04:47,264
波西?

1107
01:04:49,516 --> 01:04:51,309
現在沒人打炮了嗎?

1108
01:04:54,771 --> 01:04:55,772
波西?

1109
01:04:56,356 --> 01:04:57,357
波西?

1110
01:04:58,358 --> 01:04:59,734
開門

1111
01:04:59,734 --> 01:05:00,819
波西

1112
01:05:01,611 --> 01:05:04,489
波西,開門,這是你的最後機會

1113
01:05:15,792 --> 01:05:18,128
-妳跟他上床了嗎?
-天啊

1114
01:05:18,879 --> 01:05:20,046
妳跟他上床了嗎?

1115
01:05:20,046 --> 01:05:21,715
冷靜點,什麼事都沒發生

1116
01:05:21,715 --> 01:05:22,924
房子在轉耶

1117
01:05:22,924 --> 01:05:24,342
你醉了?

1118
01:05:24,342 --> 01:05:27,053
不是,他吃了某個東西
好像是一顆藥丸

1119
01:05:27,053 --> 01:05:28,638
波西?你吃了什麼?

1120
01:05:29,222 --> 01:05:31,558
波西,你有吃藥嗎?

1121
01:05:35,061 --> 01:05:35,896
過來...

1122
01:05:40,567 --> 01:05:43,153
手伸進喉嚨裡催吐

1123
01:05:43,153 --> 01:05:45,322
-我不想
-深一點...

1124
01:05:48,241 --> 01:05:49,242
不

1125
01:05:49,910 --> 01:05:50,994
讓我幫你

1126
01:05:59,127 --> 01:06:00,253
有好點嗎?

1127
01:06:01,546 --> 01:06:03,673
完全沒有

1128
01:06:03,673 --> 01:06:07,302
我不知道吃消炎止痛藥不能喝酒

1129
01:06:08,637 --> 01:06:09,971
你是吃止痛藥?

1130
01:06:11,848 --> 01:06:14,559
-找到她了
-是誰開那個玩笑的?

1131
01:06:14,559 --> 01:06:16,061
你爸媽竟然在?

1132
01:06:16,061 --> 01:06:19,481
妳以為我們的兒子
會沒經過我們的同意就開趴?

1133
01:06:19,481 --> 01:06:21,650
夠了,妳不屬於這裡

1134
01:06:21,650 --> 01:06:24,527
我不屬於這裡?我這輩子都住在這

1135
01:06:24,527 --> 01:06:25,612
你才不屬於這裡

1136
01:06:25,612 --> 01:06:29,032
這是高中派對,妳不能來參加,小姐

1137
01:06:29,032 --> 01:06:31,451
-這樣啊,反正我們要走了
-好

1138
01:06:31,451 --> 01:06:32,619
-我先...
-別碰她

1139
01:06:32,619 --> 01:06:33,662
你後退一點

1140
01:06:33,662 --> 01:06:36,039
-放開她
-後退

1141
01:06:36,039 --> 01:06:38,375
-快點離開
-別碰我,波西

1142
01:06:40,252 --> 01:06:43,296
該死的,天啊,麥蒂

1143
01:06:49,010 --> 01:06:49,886
該死

1144
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:51,721
我們該走了

1145
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:05,694
我只想跟妳說,我絕對不會傷害妳

1146
01:07:08,989 --> 01:07:09,990
我知道

1147
01:07:14,744 --> 01:07:15,954
我準備好了

1148
01:07:17,872 --> 01:07:18,915
你確定嗎?

1149
01:07:18,915 --> 01:07:19,916
確定

1150
01:07:22,627 --> 01:07:23,461
好

1151
01:07:24,504 --> 01:07:25,338
我呢...

1152
01:07:34,347 --> 01:07:36,766
要從哪裡撕開?

1153
01:07:38,852 --> 01:07:40,020
我來吧

1154
01:07:46,234 --> 01:07:47,611
我愛妳

1155
01:07:53,783 --> 01:07:56,244
波西,你醉了

1156
01:07:57,579 --> 01:07:58,580
一點點

1157
01:07:59,414 --> 01:08:03,501
這樣可以嗎?我還是愛妳

1158
01:08:04,127 --> 01:08:06,421
我們不該在你喝醉的時候做

1159
01:08:07,047 --> 01:08:08,632
更何況是你的第一次

1160
01:08:09,674 --> 01:08:10,508
好

1161
01:08:13,637 --> 01:08:15,055
等合適的時機再說

1162
01:08:16,431 --> 01:08:17,514
如果這是妳想要的

1163
01:08:19,851 --> 01:08:21,018
這樣比較好

1164
01:08:32,822 --> 01:08:35,158
看看是誰出現了

1165
01:08:36,201 --> 01:08:38,119
-昨晚玩得開心嗎?
-很開心

1166
01:08:38,119 --> 01:08:39,371
很好

1167
01:08:40,246 --> 01:08:42,499
我待會載你去上班
我們可以好好聊聊

1168
01:08:43,875 --> 01:08:45,835
今天可以讓我開嗎?

1169
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:50,589
我想去考駕照,應該要多練習一下

1170
01:08:50,589 --> 01:08:52,551
我兒子要成為有照駕駛了?

1171
01:08:52,551 --> 01:08:55,428
是啊,如果我有車的話

1172
01:08:55,428 --> 01:08:57,097
找女友比較方便

1173
01:08:58,807 --> 01:09:00,016
你有女友了?

1174
01:09:01,226 --> 01:09:04,728
對,她叫麥蒂

1175
01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:08,400
她年紀稍微大一點,但她非常有趣

1176
01:09:09,359 --> 01:09:10,777
-有趣很重要
-是啊

1177
01:09:10,777 --> 01:09:14,990
她不想談遠距離戀愛
所以我不打算去念普林斯頓了

1178
01:09:16,825 --> 01:09:17,659
什麼?

1179
01:09:18,660 --> 01:09:21,830
因為麥蒂住在這

1180
01:09:22,580 --> 01:09:23,706
這樣對我們都好

1181
01:09:23,706 --> 01:09:25,417
你一定要去念普林斯頓大學

1182
01:09:25,917 --> 01:09:27,043
我不要

1183
01:09:27,919 --> 01:09:29,713
-我19歲了
-好

1184
01:09:29,713 --> 01:09:31,172
我已經是成年人了

1185
01:09:31,172 --> 01:09:34,384
我可以自己做決定
而我打算留在這裡,好嗎?

1186
01:09:35,927 --> 01:09:39,431
親愛的,你先去車上等吧
爸爸待會就過去

1187
01:09:43,810 --> 01:09:45,186
這是怎麼回事?

1188
01:09:50,317 --> 01:09:51,567
放輕鬆

1189
01:09:52,192 --> 01:09:55,280
妳平常賺錢就要開車了
現在換我開吧

1190
01:09:57,991 --> 01:10:01,620
她想要特斯拉,現在打給她
我要臭罵她一頓

1191
01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:03,079
-你要臭罵人家?
-對

1192
01:10:03,079 --> 01:10:06,291
你要臭罵一個
可以說服兒子回心轉意的人?

1193
01:10:06,291 --> 01:10:08,293
-妳說得對
-我知道

1194
01:10:08,293 --> 01:10:10,545
妳覺得他們是不是...

1195
01:10:10,545 --> 01:10:12,088
打給她

1196
01:10:19,387 --> 01:10:20,222
嗨

1197
01:10:21,014 --> 01:10:22,641
我原本要打給妳

1198
01:10:22,641 --> 01:10:24,601
我可能沒辦法繼續

1199
01:10:24,601 --> 01:10:26,686
波西動了真感情

1200
01:10:27,312 --> 01:10:28,939
車子可以給妳

1201
01:10:30,106 --> 01:10:31,107
真的嗎?

1202
01:10:32,192 --> 01:10:33,360
即使我們沒有...

1203
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:37,030
妳讓他敞開心胸,這就是我們的目標

1204
01:10:37,030 --> 01:10:40,951
但現在他卻想留在蒙托克

1205
01:10:41,117 --> 01:10:43,912
妳得說服他乖乖去念大學

1206
01:10:46,539 --> 01:10:47,374
好

1207
01:10:48,083 --> 01:10:51,169
很好,我今天就把車子過戶給妳

1208
01:10:53,421 --> 01:10:54,381
(特斯拉)

1209
01:10:54,381 --> 01:10:57,259
如果我說服他去念普林斯頓
車子就會給我?

1210
01:10:57,259 --> 01:10:59,177
我不需要跟他上床了?

1211
01:10:59,177 --> 01:11:01,263
-麥蒂?還在嗎?
-麥蒂?

1212
01:11:01,263 --> 01:11:02,180
有聽到嗎?

1213
01:11:49,561 --> 01:11:50,562
我可以喝點酒嗎?

1214
01:11:52,397 --> 01:11:53,315
-好
-當然

1215
01:11:53,315 --> 01:11:54,399
應該沒問題

1216
01:12:03,074 --> 01:12:04,951
好,這樣就夠了

1217
01:12:04,951 --> 01:12:05,869
別倒太多

1218
01:12:16,004 --> 01:12:17,380
寶貝,拜託

1219
01:12:18,048 --> 01:12:20,425
-應該要好好品嚐,慢慢喝
-是啊

1220
01:12:35,857 --> 01:12:37,901
我約錯時間了嗎?

1221
01:12:45,659 --> 01:12:48,119
你們不想知道麥蒂的事嗎?

1222
01:12:49,329 --> 01:12:52,499
麥蒂,妳是哪裡人?

1223
01:12:53,583 --> 01:12:55,752
這裡,我是本地人

1224
01:12:55,752 --> 01:12:58,463
其實呢,她完全沒離開過,對吧?

1225
01:12:58,463 --> 01:13:01,216
這裡超美的,我能理解

1226
01:13:02,425 --> 01:13:03,593
雞肉很美味

1227
01:13:03,593 --> 01:13:04,761
謝謝

1228
01:13:05,387 --> 01:13:07,722
-媽,這又不是妳做的,是伊妮茲
-波西

1229
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:11,893
重點是很美味

1230
01:13:11,893 --> 01:13:13,770
我覺得重點是說實話

1231
01:13:14,854 --> 01:13:18,108
我沒有對你們說實話

1232
01:13:18,108 --> 01:13:20,819
我沒有約錯時間

1233
01:13:22,112 --> 01:13:23,780
我想把妳介紹給他們認識

1234
01:13:23,780 --> 01:13:25,949
但我不知道該怎麼解釋妳有多老

1235
01:13:31,162 --> 01:13:32,622
我沒那麼老

1236
01:13:33,290 --> 01:13:37,836
我認識一個人
娶了我們的高中西語老師

1237
01:13:38,587 --> 01:13:39,754
他們差了40歲

1238
01:13:39,754 --> 01:13:42,257
40歲?跟妳差不多年紀,對吧?

1239
01:13:42,257 --> 01:13:43,174
不是

1240
01:13:45,719 --> 01:13:47,721
你們想知道我們怎麼認識的嗎?

1241
01:13:50,265 --> 01:13:51,266
你們怎麼認識的?

1242
01:13:51,266 --> 01:13:54,352
妳想說嗎?還是我來吧
真的很有我們的風格

1243
01:13:54,352 --> 01:13:57,898
其實很偶然
麥蒂到收容所想領養小狗

1244
01:13:57,898 --> 01:14:02,402
沒錯,但我拒絕她的申請
她超級不適合養狗

1245
01:14:02,402 --> 01:14:03,695
但我們一拍即合

1246
01:14:03,695 --> 01:14:05,906
我們認識的第一天
我還拿防狼噴霧噴她呢

1247
01:14:05,906 --> 01:14:07,073
她超級好色

1248
01:14:07,073 --> 01:14:08,867
波西,別這麼說人家

1249
01:14:08,867 --> 01:14:11,286
我只是開玩笑而已

1250
01:14:11,286 --> 01:14:13,038
我們其實有很多共同點

1251
01:14:13,038 --> 01:14:14,748
再過四年,我們都是〝老屁股〞

1252
01:14:16,791 --> 01:14:18,627
天啊,我真的很抱歉

1253
01:14:18,627 --> 01:14:21,087
我得接這通電話,你們好好認識一下

1254
01:14:21,087 --> 01:14:22,505
多聊聊

1255
01:14:22,505 --> 01:14:23,715
我最愛的人們

1256
01:14:27,677 --> 01:14:29,221
-妳跟他說了?
-沒有

1257
01:14:33,934 --> 01:14:34,768
我帶了工具來

1258
01:14:34,768 --> 01:14:36,978
得盡快完成,晚餐還沒吃完

1259
01:14:36,978 --> 01:14:37,938
你們吃什麼?

1260
01:14:38,438 --> 01:14:40,398
烤雞跟沙拉

1261
01:14:40,398 --> 01:14:42,359
我超愛沙拉

1262
01:14:50,951 --> 01:14:52,702
沒有輪轂蓋,她一定會很崩潰

1263
01:14:58,667 --> 01:14:59,751
很簡單

1264
01:14:59,751 --> 01:15:03,171
她傷了你的心,你就破壞她的車
反而她眼裡只有這輛車

1265
01:15:04,548 --> 01:15:06,758
她就跟我人生中的所有事情一樣

1266
01:15:07,384 --> 01:15:08,969
都是我爸媽安排好的

1267
01:15:17,644 --> 01:15:20,021
幹,怎麼打都不會壞

1268
01:15:20,689 --> 01:15:22,274
去他的美國車

1269
01:15:31,908 --> 01:15:33,994
-讚啦,太好了
-好棒

1270
01:15:41,668 --> 01:15:42,752
給她一個教訓

1271
01:15:47,382 --> 01:15:49,050
-天啊
-他來了

1272
01:15:50,510 --> 01:15:51,761
還好嗎?

1273
01:16:04,816 --> 01:16:05,650
嘿

1274
01:16:07,694 --> 01:16:08,695
還好嗎?

1275
01:16:10,530 --> 01:16:11,656
你剛去哪裡?

1276
01:16:15,368 --> 01:16:16,661
你還好嗎?

1277
01:16:16,661 --> 01:16:18,872
波西,妳爸媽在樓下

1278
01:16:19,497 --> 01:16:21,082
他們絕對不會在意

1279
01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:26,463
-可以先聊聊嗎,天啊
-住手,我的手

1280
01:16:30,592 --> 01:16:31,801
怎麼回事?

1281
01:16:37,098 --> 01:16:38,475
我只是有點困惑

1282
01:16:39,059 --> 01:16:40,143
因為...

1283
01:16:40,143 --> 01:16:42,687
我以為妳想跟我做愛

1284
01:16:43,313 --> 01:16:44,231
所以...

1285
01:16:44,231 --> 01:16:48,151
如果有什麼事是我不知道的
請直接告訴我

1286
01:16:51,029 --> 01:16:53,490
沒有?

1287
01:16:53,490 --> 01:16:54,699
沒有

1288
01:16:56,326 --> 01:16:57,786
我的確很想,我們來做吧

1289
01:17:00,747 --> 01:17:01,915
我們來做愛

1290
01:17:02,666 --> 01:17:05,043
這是你想要的嗎?這會讓你開心?

1291
01:17:05,043 --> 01:17:07,087
對

1292
01:17:07,754 --> 01:17:08,588
太好了

1293
01:17:33,071 --> 01:17:34,739
我該怎麼做?

1294
01:17:34,739 --> 01:17:35,824
你到上面

1295
01:17:41,288 --> 01:17:44,207
-好
-好的,現在...

1296
01:17:45,709 --> 01:17:47,127
好,我會幫你

1297
01:17:47,752 --> 01:17:49,379
波西,你沒有...

1298
01:17:50,255 --> 01:17:51,965
-我會幫你
-幹

1299
01:18:04,185 --> 01:18:05,395
妳也高潮了嗎?

1300
01:18:06,187 --> 01:18:07,022
沒有

1301
01:18:10,817 --> 01:18:12,444
那是我的大腿

1302
01:18:14,946 --> 01:18:15,947
我清一下

1303
01:18:27,542 --> 01:18:31,046
對了,妳的車在森林裡,撞到一棵樹

1304
01:18:31,838 --> 01:18:32,672
什麼?

1305
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:37,594
我竟然蠢到以為妳真的喜歡我

1306
01:18:39,471 --> 01:18:40,513
波西

1307
01:18:41,097 --> 01:18:42,557
那些是真的嗎?

1308
01:18:42,557 --> 01:18:43,850
當然是

1309
01:18:44,601 --> 01:18:47,520
是真的,我跟你說的事
我從沒有跟任何人說過

1310
01:18:49,439 --> 01:18:53,235
我只是想保住我的房子
不是故意要傷害你

1311
01:18:54,444 --> 01:18:55,862
我覺得很受傷

1312
01:18:55,862 --> 01:18:59,824
-波西,對不起,我真的很抱歉
-妳該走了

1313
01:19:21,805 --> 01:19:24,474
事實是有一天
我會住在巴黎或其他地方

1314
01:19:24,474 --> 01:19:27,686
等我回來蒙托克,妳還會在這裡

1315
01:19:32,232 --> 01:19:33,900
你爸媽有多少錢?

1316
01:19:34,901 --> 01:19:37,487
妳怎麼不自己去問他們
你們不是很熟嗎?

1317
01:19:38,071 --> 01:19:40,657
但你家很有錢,對吧?
你永遠不用為錢煩惱

1318
01:19:42,158 --> 01:19:45,203
我的人生超棒的,沒有任何煩惱

1319
01:19:45,203 --> 01:19:46,830
我就要失去我的房子了

1320
01:19:49,124 --> 01:19:51,543
而且我沒有富爸爸可以幫我

1321
01:19:51,543 --> 01:19:52,878
麥蒂,妳其實有

1322
01:19:52,878 --> 01:19:54,880
而且妳會浪費所有人生待在那間房子

1323
01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:56,882
等他回來跟妳道歉

1324
01:19:57,507 --> 01:20:00,343
這才是妳從紐約回來的原因吧

1325
01:20:50,977 --> 01:20:52,354
什麼?蓋瑞,不

1326
01:20:52,354 --> 01:20:54,189
不對

1327
01:20:54,189 --> 01:20:56,024
這不是我的車

1328
01:20:56,024 --> 01:20:59,945
車子登記在妳的名下,是妳的車沒錯

1329
01:21:01,947 --> 01:21:04,282
我要一輛不能開的車要幹麼?

1330
01:21:04,908 --> 01:21:06,159
誰說不能開?

1331
01:21:08,495 --> 01:21:10,330
那種車永遠不會壞

1332
01:21:12,123 --> 01:21:13,208
不像我們

1333
01:21:15,752 --> 01:21:16,795
什麼?

1334
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:20,298
我什麼都沒說

1335
01:21:31,017 --> 01:21:32,686
你們他媽的在搞什麼?

1336
01:21:32,686 --> 01:21:34,312
波西,不要說髒話

1337
01:21:34,312 --> 01:21:37,524
你們無法指使我了,我現在才是家長

1338
01:21:38,525 --> 01:21:41,194
你們還為我做了哪些事
是我不知道的?

1339
01:21:43,321 --> 01:21:45,824
那次籃球比賽
妳是故意讓我贏的嗎?

1340
01:21:45,824 --> 01:21:48,451
不是,你光明正大地打敗了我

1341
01:21:48,451 --> 01:21:49,661
那凱爾麥洛伊呢?

1342
01:21:50,495 --> 01:21:52,163
凱爾麥洛伊

1343
01:21:52,163 --> 01:21:55,166
欺負我的那個男生
是你們害他被退學的嗎?

1344
01:21:55,166 --> 01:21:59,212
不是,我聽說他的志向是念軍校

1345
01:22:00,297 --> 01:22:02,924
不管怎樣,反正都結束了

1346
01:22:03,842 --> 01:22:07,178
你們無法繼續追蹤我
我的手機密碼也換了

1347
01:22:07,178 --> 01:22:08,179
為什麼?

1348
01:22:08,847 --> 01:22:10,891
這就是我說的

1349
01:22:11,349 --> 01:22:13,393
我知道你們想幫我,但反而是在害我

1350
01:22:14,686 --> 01:22:18,815
你們應該讓我自己嘗試成功或失敗

1351
01:22:19,900 --> 01:22:20,901
了解嗎?

1352
01:22:23,153 --> 01:22:24,195
好,你們可以離開了

1353
01:22:25,405 --> 01:22:26,239
好

1354
01:22:30,118 --> 01:22:31,995
-別再用了
-好

1355
01:22:41,254 --> 01:22:42,631
{\an8}(逾期未繳)

1356
01:22:46,301 --> 01:22:48,345
{\an8}(儲蓄目標未達成)

1357
01:22:56,144 --> 01:22:56,978
凱莉?

1358
01:22:58,271 --> 01:22:59,898
我有妳的照片

1359
01:23:02,609 --> 01:23:03,735
上車

1360
01:23:04,611 --> 01:23:07,280
-我才不要坐那種車
-快點

1361
01:23:09,491 --> 01:23:10,867
(週四、週五、週六)

1362
01:23:14,371 --> 01:23:15,413
解決他

1363
01:23:20,752 --> 01:23:22,087
終結

1364
01:23:51,199 --> 01:23:53,868
(儲蓄目標達成)

1365
01:23:56,621 --> 01:23:58,582
敬麥蒂,妳成功解決了

1366
01:23:58,582 --> 01:24:01,334
是啊,那輛車是有點破舊

1367
01:24:01,334 --> 01:24:03,962
反正夏天結束了,我們又恢復寧靜

1368
01:24:03,962 --> 01:24:06,256
今年感恩節還是可以來我家過

1369
01:24:08,508 --> 01:24:10,760
-是啊
-怎麼了?

1370
01:24:13,221 --> 01:24:15,098
好吧,我來說

1371
01:24:15,098 --> 01:24:16,391
是這樣的

1372
01:24:19,352 --> 01:24:21,187
莎拉有事要告訴妳

1373
01:24:23,106 --> 01:24:24,107
多謝了,吉姆

1374
01:24:27,611 --> 01:24:30,155
-我們可能要搬到佛羅里達
-什麼?

1375
01:24:30,739 --> 01:24:32,908
我知道,如果還有其他辦法
我們絕對不想搬

1376
01:24:32,908 --> 01:24:34,993
妳是知道的,我根本不想去佛羅里達

1377
01:24:34,993 --> 01:24:37,662
只是我們買不起這裡的房子

1378
01:24:37,662 --> 01:24:40,790
而且等寶寶出生後
繼續住在吉姆的爸媽家也不適合

1379
01:24:40,790 --> 01:24:43,752
-他們只有一間衛浴
-真不敢相信

1380
01:24:44,419 --> 01:24:46,296
我們真的沒有其他辦法了,抱歉

1381
01:24:46,296 --> 01:24:49,633
-是啊,我們很想留下來
-別生氣

1382
01:24:49,633 --> 01:24:51,218
我沒生氣

1383
01:24:52,886 --> 01:24:54,137
我只是不敢相信你們要離開了

1384
01:24:54,763 --> 01:24:57,098
我也不敢相信妳要留下來

1385
01:24:58,350 --> 01:24:59,226
什麼意思?

1386
01:25:00,685 --> 01:25:03,438
我去廁所找朋友

1387
01:25:05,941 --> 01:25:08,443
我的意思是...

1388
01:25:09,319 --> 01:25:10,320
怎麼說呢

1389
01:25:10,904 --> 01:25:12,948
這樣的日子妳要過多久?

1390
01:25:12,948 --> 01:25:16,034
為了名車跟人上床?可能就這樣了

1391
01:25:16,034 --> 01:25:17,327
我不是這個意思

1392
01:25:17,327 --> 01:25:20,580
我只是做了該做的事
才能保住我媽的房子

1393
01:25:21,122 --> 01:25:23,250
是,妳總是這麼說

1394
01:25:24,918 --> 01:25:27,170
但妳媽希望妳過得開心

1395
01:25:28,171 --> 01:25:29,130
妳看起來不開心

1396
01:25:30,048 --> 01:25:31,758
-我很開心
-真的嗎?

1397
01:25:35,303 --> 01:25:36,596
我喜歡這裡的生活

1398
01:25:40,267 --> 01:25:41,268
好吧

1399
01:25:42,978 --> 01:25:45,814
我得跟妳說
我明天早上就要回市區了

1400
01:25:45,814 --> 01:25:47,816
明天?不能提早回去嗎?

1401
01:25:48,900 --> 01:25:49,985
妳真幽默

1402
01:25:55,740 --> 01:25:59,703
這是什麼?手指陷阱?
我以前很愛這種玩意

1403
01:26:03,873 --> 01:26:04,708
還好嗎?

1404
01:26:05,542 --> 01:26:07,919
所以你住在市區?

1405
01:26:10,797 --> 01:26:13,133
你是夏天來這裡度假,還是...

1406
01:26:13,133 --> 01:26:14,634
妳怎麼這麼多問題?

1407
01:26:15,385 --> 01:26:17,429
我只是想多了解你一點

1408
01:26:18,763 --> 01:26:19,598
抱歉

1409
01:26:24,311 --> 01:26:25,478
我想到一個點子

1410
01:26:26,646 --> 01:26:27,731
可以閉上眼睛嗎?

1411
01:26:28,607 --> 01:26:30,650
來吧,閉上眼睛,把手指伸出來

1412
01:26:34,613 --> 01:26:35,447
往前

1413
01:26:36,406 --> 01:26:37,449
往上

1414
01:26:37,449 --> 01:26:39,159
好,眼睛可以睜開了

1415
01:26:39,159 --> 01:26:40,702
搞屁啊

1416
01:26:40,702 --> 01:26:42,495
好噁

1417
01:26:43,914 --> 01:26:45,874
-別拉
-這是朋友送的禮物耶

1418
01:26:46,750 --> 01:26:47,876
別用力拉...

1419
01:26:47,876 --> 01:26:49,669
要先往前推才能拿出來

1420
01:26:49,669 --> 01:26:50,795
我在試了

1421
01:26:56,593 --> 01:26:59,304
這樣有點怪吧

1422
01:27:00,931 --> 01:27:01,932
總之呢

1423
01:27:03,016 --> 01:27:04,643
我住在砲台公園

1424
01:27:04,643 --> 01:27:05,560
出去

1425
01:27:06,394 --> 01:27:07,229
好

1426
01:27:18,949 --> 01:27:20,617
(麥蒂巴克,紐約州蒙托克)

1427
01:27:20,617 --> 01:27:23,119
{\an8}(退回給寄件人
無法寄送至該地址)

1428
01:27:40,637 --> 01:27:41,638
拿去吧

1429
01:28:01,866 --> 01:28:02,867
(出售中)

1430
01:28:02,867 --> 01:28:04,160
這裡是道格漢地產公司

1431
01:28:04,160 --> 01:28:07,163
道格,我是麥蒂,我想賣房子

1432
01:28:07,163 --> 01:28:08,331
太好了

1433
01:28:08,331 --> 01:28:10,792
別太興奮,我有一個條件

1434
01:28:16,172 --> 01:28:17,340
他在嗎?

1435
01:28:18,091 --> 01:28:18,925
不在

1436
01:28:20,176 --> 01:28:23,138
他不回我的電話或訊息
可以跟他說我在找他嗎?

1437
01:28:23,763 --> 01:28:25,307
當然不要

1438
01:28:25,307 --> 01:28:26,474
真的嗎?

1439
01:28:26,474 --> 01:28:29,019
對,妳毀了一切,他是很特別的人

1440
01:28:32,856 --> 01:28:34,232
古柯鹼

1441
01:28:39,654 --> 01:28:40,697
好吧

1442
01:28:40,697 --> 01:28:42,157
你說吧

1443
01:28:42,157 --> 01:28:45,076
〝我是裘蒂,我是有案在身的...〞

1444
01:28:45,076 --> 01:28:47,454
記得我說過
我認識許多有權有勢的家庭嗎?

1445
01:28:48,413 --> 01:28:51,458
包括薩弗克郡的稅務稽核員

1446
01:28:51,458 --> 01:28:54,169
他們要提高妳的財產稅

1447
01:28:54,753 --> 01:28:55,754
提高非常多

1448
01:28:55,754 --> 01:28:57,130
我把房子賣了

1449
01:29:00,842 --> 01:29:05,055
抱歉,我可以借廁所嗎?我肚子痛

1450
01:29:05,889 --> 01:29:06,890
好

1451
01:29:09,059 --> 01:29:10,143
我是麥蒂

1452
01:29:11,019 --> 01:29:12,479
我可以跟他談談嗎?

1453
01:29:12,479 --> 01:29:13,939
他不在家

1454
01:29:13,939 --> 01:29:16,107
他晚點會去普林斯頓的迎新會

1455
01:29:16,107 --> 01:29:18,151
好,謝謝

1456
01:29:45,887 --> 01:29:48,306
學校有很多社團可以參加

1457
01:29:48,306 --> 01:29:49,975
如果能撐到大三的話

1458
01:29:51,851 --> 01:29:54,271
我等不及在普林斯頓被吃掉

1459
01:29:54,271 --> 01:29:55,897
-什麼?
-我打很多通電話給你

1460
01:29:55,897 --> 01:29:57,566
你不能就這樣不理我

1461
01:29:57,566 --> 01:29:58,817
別來煩我

1462
01:29:58,817 --> 01:30:00,527
波西,不要不理我

1463
01:30:01,653 --> 01:30:03,738
-我沒欠妳什麼
-停下來

1464
01:30:03,738 --> 01:30:04,823
波西

1465
01:30:05,365 --> 01:30:08,535
我什麼都不欠妳...

1466
01:30:08,535 --> 01:30:09,828
是我虧欠你

1467
01:30:10,370 --> 01:30:12,163
我們的友誼是真的

1468
01:30:12,163 --> 01:30:15,208
你讓我學到
必須先往內推進才能離開

1469
01:30:15,750 --> 01:30:18,587
我受了傷,所以想傷害其他人

1470
01:30:19,337 --> 01:30:21,673
波西...

1471
01:30:22,507 --> 01:30:25,510
波西,開門...快點開門

1472
01:30:25,510 --> 01:30:26,720
拜託你,我們好好談談

1473
01:30:31,516 --> 01:30:32,350
妳在幹麼?

1474
01:30:32,350 --> 01:30:35,353
快點下來,我不想跟妳有任何牽扯

1475
01:30:35,353 --> 01:30:37,856
除非你願意跟我談,不然我不會下車

1476
01:30:39,107 --> 01:30:40,775
看來只能這樣了

1477
01:30:42,402 --> 01:30:45,906
好,開慢一點,該死

1478
01:30:45,906 --> 01:30:47,991
這很可怕
真不敢相信你那時完全不放手

1479
01:30:47,991 --> 01:30:49,159
快點下去

1480
01:30:49,159 --> 01:30:52,662
不,除非你相信我是真的在乎你

1481
01:30:52,662 --> 01:30:55,707
妳為了一台車而騙我

1482
01:30:55,707 --> 01:30:58,209
-妳才不在乎我
-我真的在乎

1483
01:30:58,209 --> 01:31:00,045
靠邊停,我們可以好好談

1484
01:31:01,379 --> 01:31:03,215
快點下車

1485
01:31:03,632 --> 01:31:04,758
逼我啊

1486
01:31:06,551 --> 01:31:08,261
-夠了嗎?
-不夠

1487
01:31:08,261 --> 01:31:09,679
天啊

1488
01:31:10,639 --> 01:31:12,766
-我看不到
-天啊

1489
01:31:12,891 --> 01:31:15,310
-妳擋到我的視線了
-波西

1490
01:31:21,274 --> 01:31:22,359
有火

1491
01:31:35,038 --> 01:31:35,914
該死

1492
01:31:36,539 --> 01:31:37,540
天啊

1493
01:31:41,044 --> 01:31:42,170
糟了

1494
01:31:49,094 --> 01:31:50,178
麥蒂?

1495
01:31:50,178 --> 01:31:52,347
麥蒂

1496
01:31:56,351 --> 01:31:57,519
沒事了

1497
01:32:03,066 --> 01:32:04,109
對不起

1498
01:32:05,193 --> 01:32:06,319
我很抱歉

1499
01:32:28,758 --> 01:32:31,970
我才拿到駕照,就毀了兩台車

1500
01:32:33,096 --> 01:32:35,682
那輛別克沒事,我修好了

1501
01:32:38,476 --> 01:32:39,769
它只是需要一些關愛

1502
01:32:41,646 --> 01:32:43,732
我爺爺在那台車裡開槍自盡

1503
01:32:45,692 --> 01:32:46,693
我開玩笑的

1504
01:32:48,528 --> 01:32:49,571
你這小混蛋

1505
01:32:50,614 --> 01:32:52,282
我回來找你算你幸運

1506
01:32:53,033 --> 01:32:54,492
少了我,看你要怎麼辦?

1507
01:32:56,786 --> 01:32:59,414
我一定還是處男

1508
01:33:00,916 --> 01:33:02,667
你現在還是處男,老兄

1509
01:33:02,667 --> 01:33:04,044
沒有,那次也算

1510
01:33:05,670 --> 01:33:08,215
你想怎麼跟大學朋友吹噓都行

1511
01:33:09,799 --> 01:33:11,384
如果我交得到朋友的話

1512
01:33:13,929 --> 01:33:15,472
什麼意思?我們就是朋友

1513
01:33:22,062 --> 01:33:24,689
我可能會回來過感恩節

1514
01:33:25,273 --> 01:33:26,399
那時我就不在了

1515
01:33:28,068 --> 01:33:30,904
我把房子賣了,要搬去加州

1516
01:33:41,331 --> 01:33:42,666
妳一定會沒事的

1517
01:33:45,794 --> 01:33:47,837
你是睿智的小活佛嗎?

1518
01:33:47,837 --> 01:33:50,131
我比你大耶,你會沒事的

1519
01:33:52,300 --> 01:33:53,635
我們都會好好的

1520
01:34:03,019 --> 01:34:03,853
麥蒂

1521
01:34:04,396 --> 01:34:05,230
什麼事?

1522
01:34:05,730 --> 01:34:06,856
那次真的算

1523
01:34:13,572 --> 01:34:15,865
我要走上絞刑台了嗎?
這就是你說的驚喜?

1524
01:34:15,865 --> 01:34:16,992
不准偷看

1525
01:34:16,992 --> 01:34:18,451
這是好消息

1526
01:34:18,451 --> 01:34:21,162
你把我的眼睛蒙起來
該不會是要跟我說你劈腿了吧

1527
01:34:21,162 --> 01:34:22,414
好了

1528
01:34:26,877 --> 01:34:29,087
-是什麼東西?
-房子

1529
01:34:29,087 --> 01:34:30,088
房子

1530
01:34:30,088 --> 01:34:32,090
與其賣給有錢的王八蛋

1531
01:34:32,090 --> 01:34:33,842
我決定要賣給你們

1532
01:34:33,842 --> 01:34:36,052
對,比較普通的王八蛋

1533
01:34:36,052 --> 01:34:38,930
我得賣掉一艘船

1534
01:34:38,930 --> 01:34:40,432
麥蒂,我們不能

1535
01:34:40,432 --> 01:34:42,851
我們可以,她原本可以賣更多錢

1536
01:34:42,851 --> 01:34:44,311
那些錢夠多了

1537
01:34:45,520 --> 01:34:47,689
這樣我們才能留下,也是我們的目標

1538
01:34:48,523 --> 01:34:50,692
我的天啊

1539
01:34:53,194 --> 01:34:54,029
等等

1540
01:34:55,864 --> 01:34:59,618
對耶,妳做的禮物

1541
01:34:59,618 --> 01:35:01,494
-原來在這
-要掛起來嗎?

1542
01:35:02,662 --> 01:35:05,081
等妳離開,我們就會掛

1543
01:35:06,541 --> 01:35:08,460
時間差不多了

1544
01:35:08,460 --> 01:35:12,631
-到了就打給我們
-不打也沒關係

1545
01:35:12,631 --> 01:35:13,715
沒錯,都可以

1546
01:35:13,715 --> 01:35:16,301
-你們不會有事吧
-當然沒事

1547
01:35:16,301 --> 01:35:18,678
小孩終於要離家了

1548
01:35:19,554 --> 01:35:21,640
來吧,你得出發了

1549
01:35:27,896 --> 01:35:28,980
我愛你們

1550
01:35:28,980 --> 01:35:31,024
-我們也很愛你
-我也愛你

1551
01:35:31,024 --> 01:35:32,275
拜託別送我出去

1552
01:35:32,275 --> 01:35:33,693
-不會的
-好

1553
01:35:33,693 --> 01:35:34,861
好

1554
01:35:38,323 --> 01:35:39,658
確定不用幫你拿行李嗎?

1555
01:35:39,658 --> 01:35:41,034
不用,我可以

1556
01:35:47,666 --> 01:35:49,584
讓他自己拿

1557
01:35:49,584 --> 01:35:50,919
好

1558
01:35:55,423 --> 01:35:56,258
親愛的

1559
01:35:59,970 --> 01:36:00,971
好了

1560
01:36:01,596 --> 01:36:02,973
-這樣比較好
-沒錯

1561
01:36:03,682 --> 01:36:04,516
好

1562
01:36:06,309 --> 01:36:09,396
-好了,再見
-再見,親愛的

1563
01:36:14,401 --> 01:36:15,235
好

1564
01:36:15,235 --> 01:36:17,487
-很好
-好

1565
01:36:17,487 --> 01:36:19,447
-感恩節見了
-好

1566
01:36:19,447 --> 01:36:20,365
好

1567
01:36:24,077 --> 01:36:25,078
走錯邊了

1568
01:36:25,078 --> 01:36:26,496
-再見
-再見,親愛的

1569
01:36:35,881 --> 01:36:37,924
你叫的車到了

1570
01:36:37,924 --> 01:36:40,093
我特別要求不要聊天

1571
01:36:40,093 --> 01:36:44,014
我們一定要聊,兄弟
一路聊到普林斯頓

1572
01:36:44,014 --> 01:36:47,684
然後我開到加州的整趟路程
都要打給你

1573
01:36:47,684 --> 01:36:49,311
跟你說我的新男友

1574
01:36:51,438 --> 01:36:52,522
新男友?

1575
01:36:53,189 --> 01:36:54,774
他是退休警察

1576
01:36:54,774 --> 01:36:55,984
好

1577
01:36:55,984 --> 01:36:58,111
過去曾染上毒癮

1578
01:37:00,238 --> 01:37:01,448
你想見他嗎?

1579
01:37:01,990 --> 01:37:02,824
不要

1580
01:37:02,824 --> 01:37:05,452
但他很想見你耶,來吧

1581
01:37:05,452 --> 01:37:08,830
麥洛,你好嗎?

1582
01:37:11,875 --> 01:37:13,001
準備好要出發了嗎?

1583
01:37:14,252 --> 01:37:15,378
好了

1584
01:37:16,421 --> 01:37:17,255
妳呢?

1585
01:37:17,255 --> 01:37:18,173
準備好了

1586
01:43:19,784 --> 01:43:21,786
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