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Stop. Stop.
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Gary, what the fuck?
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Court order for asset seizure.
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Pay your property taxes, Maddie.
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No, this is a mistake.
I'm negotiating a payment schedule.
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Guess they're done negotiating.
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So they take my car? I'm an Uber driver.
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Not my problem.
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How am I supposed
to pay their taxes bartending?
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My problem is that
you went radio silent on me.
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Is that what this is about?
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No, I also have a contract
with the county,
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but I'm saying,
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a little explanation about why
I never heard from you again
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would've been nice.
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You can't just ghost people.
Three months is not nothing.
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Three months? Felt longer. In a good way.
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Wait, Gary, please stop.
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You were right, okay?
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My feelings were so intense
that I got scared.
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I freaked out.
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Is that true?
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Of course it's true, you big dummy.
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Last night, I was doing laundry,
and I thought to myself:
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"I miss that fucker. I miss hearing
about what the Jets were doing wrong."
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What you would do differently
if you ran the team.
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- They'd be so much better.
- So much better.
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The other day, I saw a green sock,
and I was like, that's Gary's.
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This feels good.
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Just say my car wasn't here, okay?
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Yeah. You know what?
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I will do that
because it's not gonna be here.
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What...? That's my cousin.
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He's from Italy.
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Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin.
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Second cousin. That's their culture.
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- Have you ever been to Italy?
- I wanted closure, I got closure.
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- Thank you.
- Gary, come on.
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- It was a fling.
- No, no, it wasn't, not to me.
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My sister was right about you.
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Wait, your sister who was arrested
for elder abuse?
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Okay, Gary.
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There's something
seriously wrong with you.
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You think you're so perfect?
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You're indecisive, which is annoying.
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Okay, Gary, I'm sorry.
Will you drop me off?
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I'm bartending at the Claw today.
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God. You know...
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I just can't decide.
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You're an asshole.
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You think I chose this?
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Hi, Gary. What can I get you?
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Let me get a banana bread.
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Actually. Wait, hold on.
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I gotta go lemon loaf.
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I'm gonna...
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I want a heated...
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- That's gonna be 4.50.
- Right.
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Come on.
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Hey.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Trying to save my house!
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- You got it?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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No. No, no, no.
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Come on, man.
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Gotta get it together, Maddie.
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One more infraction
and you lose your licence.
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Lot of good a licence is gonna do me
when I don't have a car.
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My mom left me that house.
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It's paid off. Can they do this?
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If you haven't paid your taxes, they can.
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So these rich fucks move in
and then our taxes triple? Bullshit.
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Good news is
you have till September 1st.
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- You'll pay it off.
- Not without a car, man.
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Any idea how much money I lose
every day I'm not Ubering?
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Summer's when I make my nut for the year.
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I get it.
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These people are moving in,
trying to push me out?
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Do you have any idea what that feels like?
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Course you do. Thanks.
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- See you on the water.
- All right.
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Come on, dawg. You know how we do.
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New house is right on the water.
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Tore down the old place. Gotta come out.
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G and T with lime.
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Yeah, I take him out on the boat,
like, every day.
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We're not open until noon.
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Know what, bro?
Let me call you right back.
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It is noon.
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It's 11:57.
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Got it.
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Now what time is it?
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It's 11:56.
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- Give it back.
- Why not wait on your boat?
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I'll blow the foghorn when we're open.
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The fuck's wrong? Just asked for a drink.
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Hey, hey, hey. Stop that.
What is going on here?
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Sir, I will make your drink for you.
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Good Lord.
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Fuck that. You need to fire her.
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I can't. She has a disability.
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What? No, I don't.
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- You don't?
- No.
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- That's the reason why I hired you.
- Bullshit.
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You know what? We cannot start off
the summer like this, okay?
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You could be a bitch
any other month of the year.
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Be a bitch in October.
Be a bitch in March.
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Don't be a bitch in June. Okay?
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These people keep our lights on.
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These people are the reason
I'm losing my house.
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Sorry, Fern.
I'm having a shitty morning.
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Yeah, I see that.
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You know what helps me?
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Folding napkins.
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Oh, this car's only $1000.
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Oh, no, that's just the tyres.
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Not gonna find anything on Craigslist.
I've looked.
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You could always sell your kidney.
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You could sell your hair,
your plasma, your eggs.
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The human body's a cash cow.
People don't understand that.
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Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber.
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Just trying to help.
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You could always rent the house out.
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No. I can't stand the thought
of those summer people
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being in my house.
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Hey, hey. Look at this.
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"Need a car for college?
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Date our 19-year-old son this summer.
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He's a wonderful young man,
extremely smart, but socially shy.
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Never had a girlfriend.
We've tried everything.
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We're looking for an attractive,
kind, intelligent woman,
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early to mid-20s,
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to date him and bring him out of his shell
before he leaves for college in the fall.
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In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal,
clean, rust-free, 40K miles.
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Serious enquiries only."
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"Date" is in quotes.
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- It's gotta be a joke, right?
- No.
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Have you seen
these helicopter parents?
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They'll do everything for their kids.
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Surprised they're not gonna
fuck him themselves.
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It does say early to mid-20s, though.
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- That's okay. I can pass for that.
- Okay.
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You won't rent your house out,
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but now you'll rent out your vag?
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The adults are talking.
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Just 'cause I'm a guy,
I can't express an opinion?
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- Exactly. Yeah, shut up.
- Yeah.
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You have a Road Runner tattoo
covering your entire back.
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Don't think you should tell anybody
what to do with their body.
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What about an OnlyFans page?
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What's an OnlyFans page, Jim?
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That would take too long.
I need a car now.
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Just surprised you're considering this.
That's all.
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I've had a one-night stand before
and gotten zero Buick Regals for it.
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Babe, you don't know this, but women have
all sorts of reasons for having sex.
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I had sex once because I didn't want
to commute in the morning.
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I've had sex once
to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.
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I had sex once on a first date
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- 'cause I thought he was gonna kill me.
- Jesus.
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- You're with me now, babe.
- She's talking about you, dumbass.
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Yeah! Epic!
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Waves are firing. No tourists.
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- You guys are missing out.
- It's probably not even real.
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It would be the fastest way to get a car.
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Oh, yeah. Kid would cream his shorts
as soon as he saw you.
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- Then you can just drive right home.
- Oh, my God.
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- Jim.
- You want my opinion?
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These people use us.
So why don't we use them?
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I just know my mom would've wanted me
to save that house.
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Yeah. Things are so expensive now.
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Think I wanna wait tables
after teaching kids all year?
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Listen to me.
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If you're really in a pinch,
you can use our van.
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I'll send Sara to fuck the kid instead.
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- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Jim.
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Just trying to keep it light.
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Think a kid wants to have sex with you
in your current condition?
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- Get back into the sea.
- Just opened a beer.
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Go to the sea.
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- It's cold as fuck--
- Go in the ocean.
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Might just keep paddling.
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Maddie.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
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Hey.
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- Any trouble finding the place?
- No.
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No. Found it.
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Oh, well, welcome to our home.
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I'm Allison and this is my husband, Laird.
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Layered? Like lasagna?
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Lasagna? No. Laird.
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Laird. Am I saying that right?
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Yeah, one syllable. Laird.
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Okay.
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- Just call me Laird.
- I can't.
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So should I come up,
or do you wanna come down here?
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- Come on.
- Yeah, come on up.
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- That'd be great.
- Come on up.
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I just want you to know,
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we have the utmost respect
for sex workers.
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I am...
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not a sex worker.
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- Not that there's anything wrong.
- Oh, no.
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So, Maddie, tell us about yourself.
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- Where you from?
- Here, actually.
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Wow, a local.
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I'm jealous.
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You live in paradise all year long.
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I meant to ask this on the phone,
but how old are you?
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Well...
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I know you were looking for someone
early to mid-20s.
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- I'm slightly older.
- Right. How old?
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I just turned 29.
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- Recently?
- Last year.
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- So you're 29?
- Last year.
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And how old are you, like, right now?
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- One more year older.
- So 30.
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Yeah. 32.
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I...
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May I be frank?
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I'm assuming that I'm here
because you haven't found anyone yet,
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and the reason
you haven't found anyone yet
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is because young girls are idiots.
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That's not their fault. They're young.
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But...
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this is your son we're talking about.
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What you need is someone
who looks like a peer,
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but has the maturity
to be able to handle this
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with the tact and sensitivity
the situation requires.
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- She's good.
- Good.
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Good answer.
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We've just been so worried about our son.
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Percy is so loving,
and he is so sensitive,
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and he's extremely bright.
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He's going to Princeton next year.
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Oh, I've heard of it.
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He's an amazing musician,
but won't play for anyone.
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He's just having
a lot of trouble socially.
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You know, and as a mother,
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that's just been really hard to watch
these past four years.
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Always on his phone,
doesn't come out of his room,
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he doesn't have any friends,
he doesn't talk to girls.
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Doesn't drink, doesn't go to parties,
doesn't drive.
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Doesn't do anything that I did.
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We can't send him to college like that.
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He'd never make it.
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Well, that's why
you called a professional.
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Not a professional,
just a girl who needs a car.
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Yeah. We didn't come by this easily.
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We tried everything
to bring him out of his shell.
250
00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:12,474
- We're at the end of our rope.
- I was shy when I was Percy's age.
251
00:16:12,474 --> 00:16:15,393
But I dated this girl
before I went to college,
252
00:16:15,393 --> 00:16:17,771
and she really opened me up sexually.
253
00:16:17,771 --> 00:16:19,147
- Okay.
- Barbara.
254
00:16:19,731 --> 00:16:22,317
Anyway, by the time I got to college,
255
00:16:22,317 --> 00:16:25,070
I was out of my shell and thriving.
256
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:28,365
- Yes, and that's what we want for Percy.
- Is this him?
257
00:16:28,365 --> 00:16:29,282
Yes.
258
00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:34,704
- Wow, he's adorable.
- Isn't he?
259
00:16:36,623 --> 00:16:37,457
So...
260
00:16:38,541 --> 00:16:39,542
how does this work?
261
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:42,212
The honour system or...?
262
00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:44,464
That, and we know his passcode.
263
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,092
And he's not gay?
264
00:16:47,092 --> 00:16:49,344
No. We've seen his Internet history.
265
00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:51,972
Yeah, the porn is graphic, but not gay.
266
00:16:51,972 --> 00:16:55,308
A little gay. Large groups of people.
267
00:16:56,685 --> 00:17:00,981
Not to look a gift horse in the mouth,
but does it have to be a Buick?
268
00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:03,108
It's just what Dad drove.
269
00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:07,737
Okay, then, why don't you date Percy
and the Buick is yours?
270
00:17:07,737 --> 00:17:10,614
And don't just "date" him, you know?
271
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,409
Get to know him, 'cause he's a good kid.
272
00:17:12,409 --> 00:17:14,828
So when you say date him,
273
00:17:14,828 --> 00:17:18,122
do you mean date him or date him?
274
00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:20,667
- Yes.
- Yeah, that's correct.
275
00:17:21,293 --> 00:17:23,044
- Date him.
- Date him hard.
276
00:17:23,044 --> 00:17:24,129
Okay.
277
00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:26,256
I'll date his brains out.
278
00:17:26,256 --> 00:17:28,758
So is he in his room?
Should I jump out and surprise him?
279
00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:30,677
No. No, no, no. He's not here.
280
00:17:30,677 --> 00:17:32,971
He can't know about this.
Nobody can know about this.
281
00:17:32,971 --> 00:17:35,807
Nobody can know about this.
282
00:17:36,391 --> 00:17:38,894
Also, it would devastate him,
which would defeat the purpose
283
00:17:38,894 --> 00:17:40,770
of building up his confidence.
284
00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:42,272
Right. Right.
285
00:17:42,272 --> 00:17:45,233
He volunteers at the animal shelter
from 10 to 6.
286
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:49,154
We thought maybe you could go
and act like you wanna adopt a dog.
287
00:17:49,154 --> 00:17:50,864
And I don't see this happening,
288
00:17:50,864 --> 00:17:55,160
but if Percy dates somebody
the organic way...
289
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,537
- Got it. Better get to work.
- Yeah.
290
00:18:11,009 --> 00:18:13,386
I'm drifting.
I'm drifting, I'm drifting, I'm drifting.
291
00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:55,262
Hi. Can I interest you
in some unconditional love?
292
00:18:55,262 --> 00:18:58,390
- Looking for something to slobber on you?
- Can he help me?
293
00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:02,811
Well, he works with the dogs.
I deal with the people.
294
00:19:03,895 --> 00:19:05,355
But you have a weird energy.
295
00:19:05,355 --> 00:19:07,357
Don't worry, I've been neutered.
296
00:19:07,357 --> 00:19:09,025
I want him.
297
00:19:10,777 --> 00:19:12,571
Percy, can you help this lady?
298
00:19:17,492 --> 00:19:18,827
Mind if I touch your wiener?
299
00:19:19,536 --> 00:19:21,496
- What?
- Your dog.
300
00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:24,666
Yeah.
301
00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:28,044
How can I help you?
302
00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:29,796
I wanna adopt a dog.
303
00:19:29,796 --> 00:19:31,381
Oh, yeah. Sure.
304
00:19:34,551 --> 00:19:35,385
Great.
305
00:19:39,014 --> 00:19:41,099
- That's a cool cartoon.
- It's anime.
306
00:19:41,099 --> 00:19:43,435
Yeah, animated. That's what I said.
307
00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:46,396
Excuse me. I need your help.
308
00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:48,189
Sorry, sorry. Okay.
309
00:19:48,189 --> 00:19:49,983
What kind of dog are you looking to adopt?
310
00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:52,110
I wish I could adopt them all.
311
00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:53,904
Which is the most fucked up?
312
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,158
The most messed up is Milo.
313
00:19:58,158 --> 00:19:59,242
This is Milo.
314
00:19:59,951 --> 00:20:01,703
He's been here the longest.
315
00:20:04,039 --> 00:20:07,500
He was a drug dog for the state police,
but they forced him into retirement
316
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,712
because he got addicted to C-O-C-A-I-N-E.
317
00:20:10,712 --> 00:20:11,796
Cocaine?
318
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,673
No! Milo!
319
00:20:13,673 --> 00:20:14,925
Milo. Milo.
320
00:20:16,635 --> 00:20:18,136
If he hears the word, he gets triggered.
321
00:20:18,136 --> 00:20:20,096
Sorry, Milo. I'm fresh out.
322
00:20:21,598 --> 00:20:22,974
It's okay. It's okay.
323
00:20:23,558 --> 00:20:25,185
I have to ask you questions
324
00:20:25,185 --> 00:20:27,562
just to make sure
you're a suitable candidate.
325
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,357
We do it with everyone. It's the rules.
326
00:20:30,357 --> 00:20:32,317
A little rule follower, huh?
327
00:20:32,317 --> 00:20:34,611
Yeah, they're super important.
328
00:20:34,611 --> 00:20:37,614
So is there, like,
an office or somewhere private?
329
00:20:39,032 --> 00:20:40,075
An office.
330
00:20:40,075 --> 00:20:41,868
- Come right this way.
- Great.
331
00:20:42,953 --> 00:20:45,247
Maddie Barker.
332
00:20:46,748 --> 00:20:48,333
I feel so far from you.
333
00:21:15,652 --> 00:21:16,778
Spouse?
334
00:21:18,029 --> 00:21:19,948
Currently single.
335
00:21:19,948 --> 00:21:21,157
Thank God too.
336
00:21:21,157 --> 00:21:23,785
You can just have more fun.
Be spontaneous.
337
00:21:23,785 --> 00:21:25,036
"Unmarried."
338
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:26,705
Children?
339
00:21:27,372 --> 00:21:29,416
No. God, no. Too young.
340
00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:31,918
Having fun still. Meeting new people.
I love that.
341
00:21:33,003 --> 00:21:34,129
"Childless."
342
00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:38,049
Why do you want to adopt a dog?
343
00:21:38,049 --> 00:21:40,343
Because I can't have dogs of my own.
344
00:21:45,015 --> 00:21:47,642
And what do you plan to do
with the dog if you move?
345
00:21:47,642 --> 00:21:48,935
I'm not moving.
346
00:21:49,519 --> 00:21:50,520
Well, if you did.
347
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,856
I have lived here my whole life.
Not going anywhere.
348
00:21:52,856 --> 00:21:55,025
Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to pry.
349
00:21:55,025 --> 00:21:56,735
No. Pry.
350
00:21:57,736 --> 00:21:59,112
Pry me open.
351
00:22:08,079 --> 00:22:09,623
Oh, what? Already?
352
00:22:10,624 --> 00:22:11,833
Okay. Sorry.
353
00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:14,085
I'll have to send this application
up to my supervisor.
354
00:22:14,085 --> 00:22:16,421
Come on. Gotta be more questions.
355
00:22:16,421 --> 00:22:19,716
Yes, there are,
but I have to start closing up.
356
00:22:19,716 --> 00:22:22,010
So yeah. You can come back
another day, though.
357
00:22:22,594 --> 00:22:24,763
I might not want a dog another day.
358
00:22:24,763 --> 00:22:27,557
I want a dog right now.
359
00:22:27,557 --> 00:22:30,352
Well, then,
pet ownership may not be for you.
360
00:22:30,352 --> 00:22:36,524
You sound a lot like the kind of person
we would normally take a dog from.
361
00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:39,486
How about I give you a ride home?
362
00:22:39,486 --> 00:22:41,071
And we can keep talking?
363
00:22:41,071 --> 00:22:44,199
- You're on the way.
- How do you know where I live?
364
00:22:44,783 --> 00:22:46,243
Your parents told me.
365
00:22:46,243 --> 00:22:49,079
- What?
- It's on your school bag.
366
00:22:54,918 --> 00:22:56,753
Everything under control?
367
00:22:56,753 --> 00:23:00,507
Hey, Crispin, what's the company policy
about leaving early?
368
00:23:00,507 --> 00:23:03,051
It's like we super can't do that, right?
369
00:23:03,051 --> 00:23:05,303
Would that be, you know, frowned upon?
370
00:23:05,303 --> 00:23:07,430
Oh, come on. Let's go.
371
00:23:07,430 --> 00:23:08,348
Okay.
372
00:23:08,974 --> 00:23:10,016
Okay.
373
00:23:10,016 --> 00:23:11,768
You can finish alone, right?
374
00:23:11,768 --> 00:23:13,478
Bet you do it all the time.
375
00:23:13,478 --> 00:23:14,396
Thanks.
376
00:23:15,105 --> 00:23:15,939
Bye.
377
00:23:17,315 --> 00:23:18,149
Okay, then.
378
00:23:18,984 --> 00:23:19,818
Approved.
379
00:23:24,322 --> 00:23:27,075
- That's your car?
- It is for tonight.
380
00:23:29,035 --> 00:23:30,870
Actually, you know what?
381
00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:33,873
This sucks, but I just remembered
I rode my bike here, so...
382
00:23:34,541 --> 00:23:37,002
This is what-- I'll go on this.
383
00:23:37,002 --> 00:23:38,169
Well, that's okay.
384
00:23:41,047 --> 00:23:42,507
I can just throw it in the back.
385
00:23:43,383 --> 00:23:44,718
You can ride up front with me.
386
00:23:49,556 --> 00:23:51,099
Oh, come on. I won't bite.
387
00:23:53,310 --> 00:23:54,686
Unless you want me to.
388
00:23:58,398 --> 00:24:00,567
Okay. But no biting.
389
00:24:04,696 --> 00:24:07,198
I mean, whatever.
I've been with girls a couple times.
390
00:24:07,741 --> 00:24:10,577
- Where's the rest of my seat belt?
- It's a lap belt.
391
00:24:10,577 --> 00:24:13,747
Pretend you're on an airplane.
I'll be your flight attendant.
392
00:24:14,497 --> 00:24:16,625
Why is the flight attendant
flying the plane?
393
00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:18,793
I've killed the pilot
and taken over the plane.
394
00:24:18,793 --> 00:24:20,086
You're my hostage.
395
00:24:31,681 --> 00:24:34,643
- This isn't the way to my house.
- It's a shortcut.
396
00:24:50,951 --> 00:24:52,869
Give me that. What are you doing?
397
00:24:52,869 --> 00:24:55,121
Our generation and our phones, huh?
398
00:24:58,667 --> 00:24:59,876
We're home.
399
00:25:01,836 --> 00:25:02,879
Okay.
400
00:25:07,634 --> 00:25:10,178
What you got down there? Something for me?
401
00:25:14,307 --> 00:25:15,809
Oh, fuck!
402
00:25:28,405 --> 00:25:29,406
Why?
403
00:25:29,406 --> 00:25:30,907
You tried kidnapping me!
404
00:25:30,907 --> 00:25:33,994
I can't kidnap you. You're 19. Grow up.
405
00:25:33,994 --> 00:25:36,413
You put me in a van and took my phone.
406
00:25:36,413 --> 00:25:40,709
If I were kidnapping you, would I give
my personal information first?
407
00:25:40,709 --> 00:25:43,587
Why couldn't you have used
your rape whistle?
408
00:25:43,587 --> 00:25:45,130
Why would I have a rape whistle?
409
00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:47,173
Why do you have fucking Mace?
410
00:25:48,008 --> 00:25:48,842
Sorry.
411
00:25:49,551 --> 00:25:52,429
Will you get the hose, please? Please.
412
00:25:57,058 --> 00:25:59,060
- It's broken.
- Is the water on?
413
00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:01,980
- You have to turn the water on?
- Are you fucking with me?
414
00:26:01,980 --> 00:26:04,316
- Maybe it was already on.
- The spigot.
415
00:26:04,316 --> 00:26:05,775
- The spigot.
- Oh, okay.
416
00:26:06,484 --> 00:26:07,319
God.
417
00:26:11,656 --> 00:26:13,325
God. Fuck.
418
00:26:13,325 --> 00:26:15,035
- Stop spraying me with it.
- I'm sorry.
419
00:26:15,035 --> 00:26:16,703
I'm trying to help. I'm sorry.
420
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,916
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
421
00:26:20,916 --> 00:26:22,000
I'm sorry.
422
00:26:22,834 --> 00:26:23,835
I'm sorry.
423
00:26:24,377 --> 00:26:26,087
I didn't know
what you were trying to do.
424
00:26:27,130 --> 00:26:29,883
- I just thought you were hot.
- You think I'm hot?
425
00:26:29,883 --> 00:26:33,094
Yeah. I think you're super hot.
426
00:26:34,596 --> 00:26:36,348
Maybe we should go on a date, then?
427
00:26:38,183 --> 00:26:39,517
I'll go throw another dress on.
428
00:26:39,517 --> 00:26:43,438
Oh, no, I didn't mean now.
I meant, you know, tomorrow. Like...
429
00:26:44,189 --> 00:26:45,023
a real date.
430
00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:48,526
Yeah, that's better.
431
00:26:49,152 --> 00:26:50,195
Okay.
432
00:26:50,195 --> 00:26:51,321
Tomorrow, then.
433
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,620
Thank you for the ride.
434
00:27:01,122 --> 00:27:01,957
Bye.
435
00:27:07,045 --> 00:27:08,964
Can't believe
this kid is going to Princeton.
436
00:27:08,964 --> 00:27:10,131
He's dumb as shit.
437
00:27:10,131 --> 00:27:13,927
He's just afraid of the world.
They all are. Grew up in bubble wrap.
438
00:27:13,927 --> 00:27:18,181
My cousin, she's 20. Still lives at home.
Won't go outside without a helmet.
439
00:27:19,391 --> 00:27:20,600
It might be a medical thing.
440
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,728
The problem is the parents. They baby him.
441
00:27:23,728 --> 00:27:26,773
Anyway, I'll need the van tonight
for my big date.
442
00:27:26,773 --> 00:27:27,983
- No.
- What?
443
00:27:27,983 --> 00:27:28,900
No.
444
00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:30,777
Gonna take me a week
to air that thing out.
445
00:27:30,777 --> 00:27:33,238
Sara's pregnant.
I can't have her breathing those fumes.
446
00:27:33,238 --> 00:27:35,824
Ask Fern to borrow that Claw car.
447
00:27:37,284 --> 00:27:38,785
That'll drop his panties.
448
00:27:42,956 --> 00:27:44,791
- Hey, Mel.
- Hi, Mel.
449
00:27:44,791 --> 00:27:46,084
Hey, guys.
450
00:27:46,918 --> 00:27:48,295
Did you hear about Mel?
451
00:27:48,295 --> 00:27:50,839
She got herself a sugar daddy.
452
00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:52,132
You could do that.
453
00:27:52,132 --> 00:27:55,260
Then you wouldn't have to worry
about a car or property taxes.
454
00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:59,180
No. No way I'm gonna be on call
to some rich asshole all summer.
455
00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:03,268
If you see me doing that,
it means I've compromised who I am,
456
00:28:03,268 --> 00:28:05,604
and you can kill me
because I've given up.
457
00:28:06,521 --> 00:28:09,733
I should have this Buick by now,
but this kid is unfuckable.
458
00:28:55,612 --> 00:28:58,990
Well, you look like an accountant
in the Bahamas.
459
00:29:00,659 --> 00:29:02,911
It was too hot for pants.
460
00:29:04,788 --> 00:29:07,082
- Hi.
- Hi.
461
00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:10,210
I'm so glad we're doing this.
A date was a great idea.
462
00:29:10,210 --> 00:29:11,836
Am I allowed to be here?
463
00:29:11,836 --> 00:29:13,547
Oh, yeah. I know the owner. It's fine.
464
00:29:13,547 --> 00:29:15,465
It's just that I'm not 21.
465
00:29:15,465 --> 00:29:16,967
That doesn't matter here.
466
00:29:16,967 --> 00:29:18,843
I think it's a federal law, but...
467
00:29:23,557 --> 00:29:25,600
Where is the waitress?
468
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,144
I just hope my parents don't find out
that I'm here.
469
00:29:28,895 --> 00:29:29,896
Do they come here?
470
00:29:29,896 --> 00:29:31,690
No, no. They track my phone.
471
00:29:31,690 --> 00:29:34,651
Wow, okay. Do they microchip you too?
472
00:29:37,862 --> 00:29:39,281
There she is, the Flash.
473
00:29:39,281 --> 00:29:40,782
What do you want, Maddie?
474
00:29:41,366 --> 00:29:43,660
A Long Island iced tea for me, and...
475
00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:45,662
- Pepsi, please.
- We only have Coke.
476
00:29:48,248 --> 00:29:50,834
- Do you wanna go somewhere else?
- No, Percy.
477
00:29:50,834 --> 00:29:52,544
He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.
478
00:29:53,128 --> 00:29:54,129
Okay.
479
00:29:54,129 --> 00:29:55,046
Thank you.
480
00:29:58,967 --> 00:30:00,010
I'm really tense.
481
00:30:00,719 --> 00:30:02,137
Why? Is everything okay?
482
00:30:02,137 --> 00:30:07,183
Yeah, I just-- I had this really
intense dream about you last night.
483
00:30:07,183 --> 00:30:08,268
Don't ask.
484
00:30:08,852 --> 00:30:10,729
Of course. That's private.
485
00:30:10,729 --> 00:30:12,272
Do you ever have those?
486
00:30:12,272 --> 00:30:13,648
Intense dreams?
487
00:30:15,609 --> 00:30:17,402
Actually, yeah.
488
00:30:17,402 --> 00:30:18,570
Tell me.
489
00:30:19,738 --> 00:30:21,573
You know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad?
490
00:30:22,490 --> 00:30:23,325
Okay.
491
00:30:23,325 --> 00:30:28,079
I had this one dream
where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog.
492
00:30:28,079 --> 00:30:31,458
So she'd locked me
in one of the dog cages
493
00:30:31,458 --> 00:30:33,418
and dragged me back to her hideout.
494
00:30:33,418 --> 00:30:36,504
I kicked at the cage and screamed.
495
00:30:36,504 --> 00:30:37,672
And that made you come?
496
00:30:38,882 --> 00:30:39,716
I did not.
497
00:30:40,383 --> 00:30:41,801
How is that a sex dream?
498
00:30:42,802 --> 00:30:44,596
You asked me if I have intense dreams.
499
00:30:46,097 --> 00:30:48,475
You're right.
I should've been more specific.
500
00:30:49,893 --> 00:30:52,729
I used to have nightmares about this song
when I was a kid.
501
00:30:53,563 --> 00:30:54,397
Why?
502
00:30:54,397 --> 00:30:57,651
'Cause it's about a monster.
A man-eater.
503
00:30:58,485 --> 00:31:02,781
"She only comes out at night.
Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."
504
00:31:04,366 --> 00:31:06,326
I don't think
that's what the song is about.
505
00:31:06,326 --> 00:31:07,535
I'll look into that.
506
00:31:07,535 --> 00:31:10,580
Long Island iced tea
for America's sweetheart,
507
00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:11,790
and one for the boy.
508
00:31:11,790 --> 00:31:14,459
Oh, good news, by the way.
509
00:31:14,459 --> 00:31:15,835
We got some new dogs in today.
510
00:31:15,835 --> 00:31:17,796
So, you know, if you're still looking...
511
00:31:21,883 --> 00:31:23,802
This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.
512
00:31:23,802 --> 00:31:25,554
Percy, you're going to college soon.
513
00:31:25,554 --> 00:31:27,639
You're gonna have to learn how to drink.
514
00:31:27,639 --> 00:31:29,766
Can't go your whole life
scared of everything.
515
00:31:29,766 --> 00:31:31,685
I'm not scared of everything.
516
00:31:31,685 --> 00:31:33,228
Come on. Open up.
517
00:31:33,228 --> 00:31:34,479
Have your medicine.
518
00:31:34,479 --> 00:31:36,314
- Come on, baby bird.
- I don't like it.
519
00:31:36,314 --> 00:31:37,983
- Oh, shit.
- Well, well,
520
00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:40,235
look at what the tide dragged in.
521
00:31:41,319 --> 00:31:42,362
Hello, Travis.
522
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,615
Well, I don't know if you heard, but...
523
00:31:47,409 --> 00:31:48,868
That's great. Congratulations.
524
00:31:48,868 --> 00:31:50,829
- Congratulations.
- Thank you. Thank you.
525
00:31:51,538 --> 00:31:54,249
Turns out your little disappearing act,
526
00:31:54,249 --> 00:31:56,376
that was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
527
00:31:56,376 --> 00:31:58,670
Well, I'm happy I could help.
528
00:31:58,670 --> 00:31:59,796
You know...
529
00:32:01,089 --> 00:32:05,510
my wife, she speaks three languages.
530
00:32:05,510 --> 00:32:08,013
She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.
531
00:32:09,347 --> 00:32:11,558
We do everything together. All of it.
532
00:32:11,558 --> 00:32:13,894
That's great.
Is her vagina dishwasher-safe?
533
00:32:13,894 --> 00:32:14,811
No.
534
00:32:16,062 --> 00:32:17,355
She's a real person.
535
00:32:18,315 --> 00:32:19,441
Unlike you.
536
00:32:20,066 --> 00:32:22,110
Wanna know what the best part is?
537
00:32:22,861 --> 00:32:24,571
When I told her that I loved her,
538
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,366
she said it back to me
instead of running away.
539
00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:30,452
Like a coward.
540
00:32:30,452 --> 00:32:33,330
That must've been
a really exciting second date.
541
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,837
You better be careful of this one.
542
00:32:42,631 --> 00:32:43,965
She is slippery.
543
00:32:43,965 --> 00:32:46,593
Bye-bye. Bye, Travis.
544
00:32:48,678 --> 00:32:51,223
- Is that your ex-boyfriend?
- More like a friend.
545
00:32:52,015 --> 00:32:54,059
It felt like you didn't really like him.
546
00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:57,854
- You met him. Do you like him?
- I didn't have sex with him.
547
00:32:57,854 --> 00:33:00,190
Do you want to? I can call him back over.
548
00:33:00,190 --> 00:33:02,317
- Hey, Travis.
- No, no, no. No.
549
00:33:03,026 --> 00:33:04,527
I don't wanna do that. I just...
550
00:33:04,527 --> 00:33:06,780
I don't know
why you'd have sex with someone
551
00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:07,989
if you don't like them.
552
00:33:07,989 --> 00:33:10,659
It was Christmas, I was lonely.
I don't know.
553
00:33:10,659 --> 00:33:12,452
Why'd you disappear on him?
554
00:33:12,452 --> 00:33:14,996
What's with the questions?
Can't we get drunk and have fun?
555
00:33:14,996 --> 00:33:17,624
Oh, sorry. Just trying to get to know you.
556
00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:23,046
- Do you wanna get out of here?
- Yes. Please.
557
00:33:24,214 --> 00:33:25,674
I think I'm a little drunk.
558
00:33:25,674 --> 00:33:27,842
Yeah, you've been drinking a lot.
559
00:33:28,593 --> 00:33:29,594
No, I wasn't.
560
00:33:30,554 --> 00:33:32,305
God, I love the beach.
561
00:33:32,305 --> 00:33:34,766
I just feel so free out here. Don't you?
562
00:33:36,059 --> 00:33:36,893
Yeah.
563
00:33:37,644 --> 00:33:41,106
I think it's closed, though.
Oh, it's after 8, so...
564
00:33:42,148 --> 00:33:44,901
We could come back during operating hours.
565
00:33:44,901 --> 00:33:48,363
- We got the whole place to ourselves.
- Lots of red flags.
566
00:33:48,363 --> 00:33:50,991
- Let's go swimming.
- There's no lifeguards.
567
00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:53,952
Perfect. We can go skinny-dipping.
568
00:33:55,245 --> 00:33:56,955
Oh, look, no swimming.
569
00:33:57,831 --> 00:33:59,165
Oh, we tried.
570
00:33:59,791 --> 00:34:03,461
You know, those rules are
more like just suggestions.
571
00:34:04,170 --> 00:34:06,423
Come on, let's get you
out of these Daisy Dukes.
572
00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:08,925
Maddie, I don't know.
573
00:34:11,177 --> 00:34:13,637
I'm ugly to you. I knew it.
574
00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:15,181
- I knew it.
- What?
575
00:34:16,807 --> 00:34:17,642
No.
576
00:34:19,352 --> 00:34:21,021
- No.
- Seems like it.
577
00:34:21,021 --> 00:34:21,938
No, I...
578
00:34:23,731 --> 00:34:25,150
I think you're the...
579
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:27,318
I think you're the prettiest person
I've ever seen.
580
00:34:28,445 --> 00:34:29,278
Really?
581
00:34:30,322 --> 00:34:31,155
Pretty where?
582
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,121
Pretty here?
583
00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:43,960
Or pretty here?
584
00:34:51,635 --> 00:34:52,844
What about sharks?
585
00:34:53,385 --> 00:34:54,387
None here.
586
00:34:55,722 --> 00:34:56,556
Jellyfish?
587
00:34:56,556 --> 00:34:57,891
Not in season.
588
00:34:57,891 --> 00:35:00,936
It's really the lack of lifeguards
that's causing an issue for me.
589
00:35:00,936 --> 00:35:04,314
- Just get the fuck in here right now!
- Okay! Okay. Okay.
590
00:35:05,148 --> 00:35:07,901
Come on.
I promise nothing's gonna happen.
591
00:35:10,946 --> 00:35:12,656
Isn't this how Jaws started?
592
00:35:17,118 --> 00:35:18,703
I'm going to trust you.
593
00:35:32,551 --> 00:35:34,469
See? It's not so bad.
594
00:35:40,141 --> 00:35:41,726
Fuck her!
595
00:35:41,726 --> 00:35:44,062
Fuck her in the butt!
596
00:35:44,062 --> 00:35:46,356
- What are they doing?
- I don't know.
597
00:35:46,356 --> 00:35:47,440
Hello.
598
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,443
Hey, what you up to over there?
599
00:35:50,443 --> 00:35:52,404
Just doing our taxes.
600
00:35:53,154 --> 00:35:54,531
These yours?
601
00:35:54,531 --> 00:35:56,575
Yeah, no need to fold them.
602
00:35:56,575 --> 00:35:58,577
Let's take her clothes. Take her clothes.
603
00:35:58,577 --> 00:36:01,204
- Take her fucking clothes.
- They're taking our clothes.
604
00:36:01,204 --> 00:36:04,958
- Hey, put that back!
- Suck my balls!
605
00:36:06,668 --> 00:36:07,961
I'm warning you.
606
00:36:07,961 --> 00:36:10,422
Bye, sea bitch.
607
00:36:10,422 --> 00:36:12,507
You said nothing bad would happen.
608
00:36:12,507 --> 00:36:15,594
- We need to find an adult.
- Percy, you're an adult.
609
00:36:15,594 --> 00:36:16,928
Where are you going?
610
00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:19,681
Oh, dude. What the fuck?
611
00:36:19,681 --> 00:36:21,266
- Gross, right?
- Dude.
612
00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:22,392
It's like nasty.
613
00:36:22,392 --> 00:36:24,686
- Wait, are you serious?
- We lost one.
614
00:36:25,228 --> 00:36:27,188
- Fuck yeah.
- Come here, cunts.
615
00:36:27,188 --> 00:36:28,648
What the fuck?
616
00:36:31,943 --> 00:36:33,194
Shit.
617
00:36:33,194 --> 00:36:34,946
- Stay the fuck back.
- Who wants some?
618
00:36:35,989 --> 00:36:37,324
Fucking...
619
00:36:38,325 --> 00:36:39,284
Come on.
620
00:36:49,628 --> 00:36:51,588
Come here. Come on. Come on.
621
00:36:52,380 --> 00:36:53,423
Oh, my God.
622
00:36:54,424 --> 00:36:56,176
- Connor.
- What the fuck?
623
00:36:57,469 --> 00:36:59,304
What about you?
You want the business?
624
00:36:59,304 --> 00:37:01,723
- Take it. Take it.
- Think it's cool to steal clothes?
625
00:37:01,723 --> 00:37:03,850
- You need fucking help.
- I'm calling the cops.
626
00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:06,519
And stay the fuck out of Montauk!
627
00:37:09,272 --> 00:37:10,357
Where were we?
628
00:37:11,024 --> 00:37:14,444
- What happened over there?
- I got our clothes back.
629
00:37:15,237 --> 00:37:18,031
- Did you beat up those kids?
- No.
630
00:37:18,031 --> 00:37:20,700
- They apologised.
- I heard screaming.
631
00:37:21,868 --> 00:37:23,536
That was the apologising.
632
00:37:27,540 --> 00:37:31,336
I don't like this.
Something's really wrong with you.
633
00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:35,173
They had our clothes, our phones,
our keys, our wallets.
634
00:37:35,173 --> 00:37:38,218
I got them back.
What would you have done? Nothing?
635
00:37:38,218 --> 00:37:40,762
- You should be thanking me.
- I was coming up with a plan.
636
00:37:40,762 --> 00:37:43,056
To do what? Call your mom and dad?
637
00:37:43,056 --> 00:37:44,099
Sack up, ho.
638
00:37:45,267 --> 00:37:48,311
Sorry. That was mean. Let's fuck.
639
00:37:49,938 --> 00:37:51,022
No?
640
00:37:53,275 --> 00:37:54,276
Why not?
641
00:37:54,818 --> 00:37:57,529
Because it's like you're trying to eat me.
642
00:37:57,529 --> 00:37:58,572
Oh, God.
643
00:37:58,572 --> 00:38:01,575
I'm not gonna have sex
with somebody that I don't know.
644
00:38:01,575 --> 00:38:04,411
It's better that way. Trust me.
645
00:38:04,411 --> 00:38:06,037
Not for me.
646
00:38:06,871 --> 00:38:10,375
This is bullshit. I'm done.
I feel sorry for you.
647
00:38:19,509 --> 00:38:21,386
Fucking waste of time.
648
00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:23,179
Hey! Hey!
649
00:38:25,599 --> 00:38:27,851
- Hey, give me my clothes.
- Okay.
650
00:38:28,685 --> 00:38:31,062
Here, take your little booty shorts.
651
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,443
Where's my phone? Is it in your car?
652
00:38:36,443 --> 00:38:38,528
- Nope.
- You barely even looked.
653
00:38:38,528 --> 00:38:40,447
- It's not in here.
- Can you check?
654
00:38:40,447 --> 00:38:43,700
- My parents need to know where I am.
- Why? Are you a child?
655
00:38:49,956 --> 00:38:51,041
Give me my phone!
656
00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:53,919
- Percy, get off my hood.
- Not until you give me my phone.
657
00:38:53,919 --> 00:38:56,546
- I need it.
- Okay, guess we're doing this.
658
00:38:59,549 --> 00:39:01,718
- Oh, yeah.
- Okay, very funny, Maddie.
659
00:39:01,718 --> 00:39:03,678
- Yo!
- Now let me off.
660
00:39:05,347 --> 00:39:07,182
Just give me my phone.
I just need my phone.
661
00:39:07,182 --> 00:39:10,936
- I will drive to fucking Chicago.
- Just give me my phone.
662
00:39:12,687 --> 00:39:15,523
Don't test me. 'Cause I'm fucking crazy.
663
00:39:15,523 --> 00:39:18,235
I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I don't give a--
664
00:39:18,235 --> 00:39:19,653
Fuck me.
665
00:39:19,653 --> 00:39:21,321
- Oh, thank God.
- Fuck.
666
00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:24,157
- Idiot.
- Oh, thank God.
667
00:39:24,157 --> 00:39:27,285
Okay, pull over.
Just pull over. Just stop.
668
00:39:28,286 --> 00:39:30,956
I'm on probation. I can't lose my licence.
669
00:39:30,956 --> 00:39:32,249
Pull over.
670
00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:35,710
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Hang on.
671
00:39:36,753 --> 00:39:38,713
Sorry. Hold on.
672
00:39:38,713 --> 00:39:42,133
Oh, my God!
673
00:39:47,138 --> 00:39:48,348
God.
674
00:39:58,984 --> 00:40:01,653
I'm not seeing any cops out there.
I think we lost them.
675
00:40:02,237 --> 00:40:03,989
Are you sure? Keep looking.
676
00:40:05,323 --> 00:40:07,784
I can't believe
you drove over the train tracks.
677
00:40:07,784 --> 00:40:09,578
I thought we were gonna die.
678
00:40:09,578 --> 00:40:12,080
You were really brave,
holding on to the hood like that.
679
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,999
Most guys would've fallen off.
680
00:40:13,999 --> 00:40:17,168
I have pretty strong hands
from piano lessons.
681
00:40:17,168 --> 00:40:19,212
We should have some music.
682
00:40:19,212 --> 00:40:20,672
Yeah, yeah.
683
00:40:20,672 --> 00:40:22,674
Hey, thank you for these clothes,
by the way.
684
00:40:24,342 --> 00:40:26,469
I like your house a lot. It's cosy.
685
00:40:26,469 --> 00:40:28,763
Bedroom's the best part.
I'll show you later.
686
00:40:38,690 --> 00:40:40,692
Oh, we're wearing the same shorts.
687
00:40:47,365 --> 00:40:48,909
Did you grow up dancing?
688
00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:52,704
Smack it.
689
00:40:52,704 --> 00:40:55,373
You want...? Me smack it?
You want me to smack it?
690
00:40:58,084 --> 00:40:59,711
- Do I have your consent...?
- Yeah.
691
00:40:59,711 --> 00:41:01,755
Smack it. Harder.
692
00:41:03,131 --> 00:41:03,965
Hit it.
693
00:41:05,467 --> 00:41:06,468
Sorry.
694
00:41:10,013 --> 00:41:11,973
So how long have you lived here?
695
00:41:24,361 --> 00:41:26,363
You're a little heavy on my legs.
696
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:28,365
You wanna switch?
697
00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:40,085
Do you wanna go to the bedroom?
698
00:41:40,961 --> 00:41:41,962
We can take it slow.
699
00:41:42,921 --> 00:41:43,755
Yeah.
700
00:41:44,422 --> 00:41:46,091
- Thank you.
- Are you okay?
701
00:41:46,675 --> 00:41:48,176
Yeah, I wanna-- I wanna--
702
00:41:48,176 --> 00:41:51,263
Yeah, I'm just a little itchy.
But let's go.
703
00:41:52,389 --> 00:41:53,223
Sorry.
704
00:41:53,807 --> 00:41:55,058
Does it look weird?
705
00:41:55,809 --> 00:41:58,436
- No, it's fine.
- My back itches too.
706
00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:03,441
- Oh, my God.
- What?
707
00:42:05,777 --> 00:42:07,112
Oh, God.
708
00:42:09,364 --> 00:42:11,324
This happens sometimes when I get anxious.
709
00:42:11,324 --> 00:42:13,660
I know you're really horny. I'm sorry.
710
00:42:14,661 --> 00:42:15,495
Fuck.
711
00:42:16,621 --> 00:42:19,583
This is for board rash,
but it should do the trick.
712
00:42:20,792 --> 00:42:22,210
I'm so embarrassed.
713
00:42:23,169 --> 00:42:24,296
Don't be.
714
00:42:25,964 --> 00:42:28,717
I once went to a Halloween party
dressed as a baby.
715
00:42:28,717 --> 00:42:31,636
My crush was there,
and as we were hooking up,
716
00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:34,681
we both realised
that I got diaper rash from my costume.
717
00:42:35,432 --> 00:42:36,766
I was 21.
718
00:42:36,766 --> 00:42:38,435
You didn't wear underwear?
719
00:42:39,102 --> 00:42:40,770
Diapers are underwear.
720
00:42:40,770 --> 00:42:43,607
No, they're not.
Diapers are like wearable toilets.
721
00:42:43,607 --> 00:42:45,025
Well, I didn't use it.
722
00:42:45,859 --> 00:42:46,735
Sure, you didn't.
723
00:42:48,528 --> 00:42:49,696
There's a smile.
724
00:42:52,574 --> 00:42:54,659
I don't really have a lot to smile about.
725
00:42:55,452 --> 00:42:57,162
I can barely leave my room.
726
00:42:59,623 --> 00:43:01,583
Well, I've lived in this house
my whole life.
727
00:43:01,583 --> 00:43:02,834
Really?
728
00:43:02,834 --> 00:43:05,337
I did leave once, when I was 18.
729
00:43:05,921 --> 00:43:07,881
I had this custom board
730
00:43:07,881 --> 00:43:10,383
of all the California beaches
I was gonna surf.
731
00:43:10,383 --> 00:43:15,055
Made it all the way to New York City
before I turned back around.
732
00:43:15,055 --> 00:43:16,598
Why'd you turn around?
733
00:43:16,598 --> 00:43:19,768
I just realised everything I need is here.
734
00:43:20,352 --> 00:43:22,270
And my mom got sick. So...
735
00:43:24,272 --> 00:43:25,982
I stayed to take care of her.
736
00:43:27,817 --> 00:43:29,236
Why couldn't your dad do it?
737
00:43:30,737 --> 00:43:32,197
Lift up your arms.
738
00:43:35,116 --> 00:43:37,035
I had to switch schools...
739
00:43:38,036 --> 00:43:40,622
after I had a sleepover in ninth grade
and everybody found out
740
00:43:40,622 --> 00:43:43,917
that I still slept
in my parents' room sometimes, so...
741
00:43:46,461 --> 00:43:50,924
It turned into this rumour
that I slept in the same bed with them...
742
00:43:52,259 --> 00:43:54,844
and then it became
that I had sex with them.
743
00:43:57,973 --> 00:43:58,974
It was awful.
744
00:43:59,599 --> 00:44:02,310
Probably why I spend so much time alone.
745
00:44:02,310 --> 00:44:03,812
You don't have any friends?
746
00:44:03,812 --> 00:44:07,357
Yeah, I have tons of friends, just online.
747
00:44:10,569 --> 00:44:12,946
Having Jody in my life helped a lot too.
748
00:44:14,364 --> 00:44:15,198
Who?
749
00:44:15,949 --> 00:44:17,993
- Jody's my old nanny.
- Turn around.
750
00:44:28,587 --> 00:44:31,214
I'm sorry
I couldn't have sex with you today.
751
00:44:32,799 --> 00:44:35,886
I guess I'm just a bit of a romantic.
752
00:44:36,928 --> 00:44:37,762
It's okay.
753
00:44:38,930 --> 00:44:41,391
Maybe we could spend the day
together tomorrow?
754
00:44:42,017 --> 00:44:43,810
Then, I promise, I'll put out.
755
00:44:46,855 --> 00:44:47,689
Sounds nice.
756
00:45:00,327 --> 00:45:01,786
It's just, like, swish.
757
00:45:02,746 --> 00:45:03,663
What's that?
758
00:45:15,050 --> 00:45:17,052
No blocking sensors!
759
00:45:17,636 --> 00:45:19,054
You! You're out!
760
00:45:32,234 --> 00:45:34,236
- Frisbee thing and then the smallest...
- Yeah.
761
00:45:38,365 --> 00:45:39,783
Yeah. Got it, got it.
762
00:45:39,783 --> 00:45:40,700
Bye!
763
00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:41,910
Get a life.
764
00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:49,251
There.
765
00:45:51,461 --> 00:45:53,380
You can finally drink while you're at bat.
766
00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:56,049
You get me. What else?
767
00:45:57,217 --> 00:45:58,051
Close your eyes.
768
00:46:00,345 --> 00:46:01,888
And stick out your finger.
769
00:46:05,392 --> 00:46:06,935
Now you're stuck with me forever.
770
00:46:08,019 --> 00:46:09,229
It's a finger trap.
771
00:46:10,814 --> 00:46:11,940
Percy, get me out of this.
772
00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:14,317
Stop pulling away.
Stop pulling away. Relax.
773
00:46:14,818 --> 00:46:15,819
Just push in.
774
00:46:26,496 --> 00:46:28,915
Do you think we would've been friends
in high school?
775
00:46:28,915 --> 00:46:30,208
Yeah, I think so.
776
00:46:30,792 --> 00:46:32,919
I don't know.
I feel like you were, like...
777
00:46:33,587 --> 00:46:35,171
prom queen or something.
778
00:46:35,964 --> 00:46:37,465
I didn't even go to prom.
779
00:46:38,258 --> 00:46:39,968
What? Nobody asked you?
780
00:46:39,968 --> 00:46:42,637
Everybody asked me. Teachers asked me.
781
00:46:43,263 --> 00:46:45,849
I had a date, and a dress, and...
782
00:46:45,849 --> 00:46:47,225
What happened?
783
00:46:47,225 --> 00:46:49,311
It was a long time ago. Who cares?
784
00:46:50,604 --> 00:46:51,813
I care.
785
00:46:54,190 --> 00:46:57,360
Well, you asked
why my dad didn't take care of my mom
786
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,570
when she was sick.
787
00:46:59,362 --> 00:47:02,157
It's 'cause he was in the city
with his family.
788
00:47:03,158 --> 00:47:04,409
They summer here.
789
00:47:06,202 --> 00:47:07,495
They had an affair.
790
00:47:09,998 --> 00:47:11,374
And then I came along.
791
00:47:12,292 --> 00:47:15,212
I was just a mess
that he didn't wanna deal with.
792
00:47:15,212 --> 00:47:18,256
So he had his lawyers clean everything up,
793
00:47:18,256 --> 00:47:21,801
gave my mom some money
and a house to make us go away.
794
00:47:23,261 --> 00:47:26,556
Years later, I wrote my dad a letter
795
00:47:26,556 --> 00:47:29,184
asking why he wanted nothing
to do with me.
796
00:47:30,101 --> 00:47:32,145
But on the morning of prom...
797
00:47:33,063 --> 00:47:36,191
I got the letter returned, unopened.
798
00:47:38,860 --> 00:47:41,571
And so after that,
I didn't wanna go to prom.
799
00:47:41,571 --> 00:47:43,657
I didn't wanna--
I didn't wanna do anything.
800
00:47:43,657 --> 00:47:46,451
I just stayed in my room and cried.
801
00:47:47,452 --> 00:47:49,788
Why didn't you reach back out to him?
802
00:47:51,122 --> 00:47:54,167
'Cause fuck him. He left.
He can reach out.
803
00:47:58,380 --> 00:47:59,214
What?
804
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,217
Can I kiss you?
805
00:48:23,530 --> 00:48:24,406
It's Jody.
806
00:48:25,407 --> 00:48:26,408
Who?
807
00:48:26,992 --> 00:48:29,160
Jody. My nanny. Remember?
808
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,371
-"Meet at the lighthouse."
- Yeah.
809
00:48:31,955 --> 00:48:32,789
Okay.
810
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,126
You sure you don't wanna
just go back to my house?
811
00:48:36,126 --> 00:48:37,544
I'm still horny from that kiss.
812
00:48:37,544 --> 00:48:38,920
Yes, Jody!
813
00:48:39,546 --> 00:48:40,881
- Hi.
- There he is.
814
00:48:40,881 --> 00:48:42,257
The tickle prince.
815
00:48:44,759 --> 00:48:46,303
So this must be the famous Maddie.
816
00:48:46,887 --> 00:48:49,431
And you're Jody.
You were Percy's nanny?
817
00:48:49,431 --> 00:48:50,849
Mr Mary Poppins.
818
00:48:52,767 --> 00:48:55,562
You guys stayed pretty close, huh?
819
00:48:55,562 --> 00:48:57,314
Oh, yeah. Super close.
820
00:48:58,481 --> 00:48:59,691
What'd you win there, pal?
821
00:49:00,483 --> 00:49:02,485
- Is that a Frisbee?
- Oh, yeah, Maddie won it.
822
00:49:02,485 --> 00:49:03,820
- Nice.
- Look at that.
823
00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:05,906
- Maddie, score!
- Yeah.
824
00:49:05,906 --> 00:49:07,282
Hey, Perce, go long.
825
00:49:12,037 --> 00:49:13,121
I got it.
826
00:49:13,705 --> 00:49:16,583
- Real motor on that little guy.
- What the fuck do you want?
827
00:49:18,543 --> 00:49:21,254
- Excuse me?
- It's his parents' money, not his.
828
00:49:21,963 --> 00:49:23,924
You like little kids or something?
829
00:49:23,924 --> 00:49:25,926
Do I like little kids?
You're a male nanny.
830
00:49:25,926 --> 00:49:27,594
What do you want from him?
831
00:49:27,594 --> 00:49:29,512
Same thing as you. I wanna date him.
832
00:49:32,057 --> 00:49:34,935
I have nannied for a lot
of powerful families out here.
833
00:49:34,935 --> 00:49:36,770
So if you hurt him...
834
00:49:37,562 --> 00:49:38,855
I'll hurt you.
835
00:49:38,855 --> 00:49:40,941
What are you gonna do?
Throw a pacifier at me?
836
00:49:41,775 --> 00:49:43,151
- Hey, bud.
- Hey.
837
00:49:44,069 --> 00:49:45,946
It was in a prickle bush, but I got it.
838
00:49:45,946 --> 00:49:47,239
That's incredible.
839
00:49:49,699 --> 00:49:52,202
Okay, are you ready for your gift?
840
00:49:52,202 --> 00:49:53,203
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
841
00:49:53,203 --> 00:49:54,537
I'm bringing it out.
842
00:49:57,415 --> 00:50:00,168
Oh, my God...
843
00:50:00,961 --> 00:50:02,045
Did you find this?
844
00:50:02,045 --> 00:50:03,964
Figured it would get him
into surfing early.
845
00:50:03,964 --> 00:50:05,340
Wow, this is...
846
00:50:06,299 --> 00:50:07,759
- It turns on.
- It does?
847
00:50:07,759 --> 00:50:09,886
Why don't we see if that makes it better?
848
00:50:09,886 --> 00:50:12,222
Yeah, I have batteries somewhere.
849
00:50:12,222 --> 00:50:13,431
Nice.
850
00:50:15,850 --> 00:50:16,935
No.
851
00:50:18,937 --> 00:50:20,772
Hey, how's the Buick thing working out?
852
00:50:20,772 --> 00:50:23,024
- I haven't gotten it.
- Really?
853
00:50:26,236 --> 00:50:27,237
Why?
854
00:50:29,698 --> 00:50:32,701
I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?
855
00:50:32,701 --> 00:50:34,536
You could sue them for that, you know.
856
00:50:34,536 --> 00:50:36,621
Actually, we haven't had sex yet.
857
00:50:37,539 --> 00:50:39,874
He just needs more of a connection first.
858
00:50:39,874 --> 00:50:42,419
I actually really like him.
We're becoming friends.
859
00:50:45,755 --> 00:50:48,383
He's gonna forget about me.
He's going to college in the fall.
860
00:50:48,383 --> 00:50:49,426
I don't know.
861
00:50:49,426 --> 00:50:51,553
Well, it's happening tonight.
We're getting dinner.
862
00:50:52,220 --> 00:50:53,722
You're going to dinner.
863
00:50:53,722 --> 00:50:56,182
Okay, so you're, like,
"dating" dating, then.
864
00:50:56,182 --> 00:50:57,183
Shut up.
865
00:51:00,687 --> 00:51:02,105
I know what I'm doing.
866
00:51:09,487 --> 00:51:10,572
Maddie.
867
00:51:11,573 --> 00:51:13,074
It's me, Doug Khan.
868
00:51:14,034 --> 00:51:16,786
We went to high school together.
Remember? I...
869
00:51:17,370 --> 00:51:18,705
I ran varsity track?
870
00:51:19,372 --> 00:51:21,458
I had that sweet cherry-red Miata?
871
00:51:23,293 --> 00:51:25,712
I had sex with our Spanish teacher,
Mrs Walsh.
872
00:51:25,712 --> 00:51:29,507
Doug Khan! You were on TV.
873
00:51:29,507 --> 00:51:31,051
Didn't Miss Walsh go to jail?
874
00:51:31,051 --> 00:51:31,968
No.
875
00:51:32,802 --> 00:51:34,179
Mrs Khan did.
876
00:51:35,222 --> 00:51:36,223
We got married.
877
00:51:36,765 --> 00:51:37,849
But, you know...
878
00:51:39,142 --> 00:51:40,435
they never run that story.
879
00:51:40,435 --> 00:51:42,062
How can I help you, Doug?
880
00:51:42,062 --> 00:51:44,439
Well, I'm a real estate broker now.
881
00:51:45,190 --> 00:51:48,318
I don't have to tell you,
this is a fabulous neighbourhood.
882
00:51:48,318 --> 00:51:50,362
I mean, an acre on this street?
883
00:51:51,446 --> 00:51:52,489
Name your price, Maddie.
884
00:51:52,489 --> 00:51:54,908
- It was great catching up, Doug.
- Listen, come on.
885
00:51:54,908 --> 00:51:58,536
If you don't pay off your lien,
the county's gonna fire-sale your house.
886
00:51:58,536 --> 00:52:01,790
You'll lose half of what it's worth.
Let me list it, you'll get full price.
887
00:52:01,790 --> 00:52:05,544
So they can tear this whole thing down?
Stay off my yard, Doug.
888
00:52:43,081 --> 00:52:44,457
Was this a stupid idea?
889
00:52:44,457 --> 00:52:47,335
No, I love it.
We're finally going to prom.
890
00:52:48,545 --> 00:52:49,880
I have something for you.
891
00:52:55,969 --> 00:52:57,220
I have this.
892
00:52:58,013 --> 00:52:59,472
It's from my garden.
893
00:53:00,140 --> 00:53:01,224
Careful.
894
00:53:06,396 --> 00:53:09,691
You look very handsome.
Should we take a picture?
895
00:53:11,693 --> 00:53:14,446
I left my phone at home. On purpose.
896
00:53:14,446 --> 00:53:15,989
- What?
- Yeah.
897
00:53:15,989 --> 00:53:17,991
- I don't believe you.
- No, I did.
898
00:53:17,991 --> 00:53:20,035
- I don't believe you.
- No! I don't have it.
899
00:53:20,035 --> 00:53:22,787
I did. I did. I just wanna talk to you.
900
00:53:35,383 --> 00:53:36,426
Just crack it.
901
00:53:36,426 --> 00:53:38,220
The claws are still sharp!
902
00:53:39,846 --> 00:53:43,266
This is so much better
than if I actually went to my prom.
903
00:53:43,975 --> 00:53:44,935
Why didn't you?
904
00:53:46,436 --> 00:53:48,230
I just didn't ask anybody.
905
00:53:48,230 --> 00:53:49,439
Why?
906
00:53:49,439 --> 00:53:51,149
I don't know. I guess...
907
00:53:52,901 --> 00:53:56,529
After everything that happened at school,
I just wanted to stay invisible.
908
00:53:59,241 --> 00:54:00,909
If they couldn't see me,
they couldn't make fun of me.
909
00:54:01,785 --> 00:54:04,746
People should see who you are.
You're great.
910
00:54:06,498 --> 00:54:07,332
Thanks.
911
00:54:15,549 --> 00:54:17,551
- What?
- Play something.
912
00:54:17,551 --> 00:54:18,885
No.
913
00:54:18,885 --> 00:54:21,388
You said you play.
You should play something.
914
00:54:21,388 --> 00:54:22,764
I'm not going to play.
915
00:54:23,515 --> 00:54:25,225
If you don't play something,
916
00:54:25,225 --> 00:54:27,269
I'm gonna make a toast
to the entire restaurant
917
00:54:27,269 --> 00:54:28,895
about what an amazing lover you are.
918
00:54:30,272 --> 00:54:32,566
Good. It's time they find out.
919
00:54:34,192 --> 00:54:35,777
Stop, stop, stop.
920
00:54:39,030 --> 00:54:41,366
What do you want me to play?
921
00:54:41,366 --> 00:54:44,035
Doesn't matter.
Play anything. Play it for me.
922
00:54:45,704 --> 00:54:46,538
Fuck.
923
00:54:47,330 --> 00:54:48,164
Fuck.
924
00:54:48,915 --> 00:54:50,417
Fuck me. Fuck.
925
00:54:52,210 --> 00:54:53,545
Okay. Okay.
926
00:54:55,213 --> 00:54:56,047
Fuck.
927
00:55:39,299 --> 00:55:42,219
She'll only come out at night
928
00:55:44,012 --> 00:55:46,348
The lean and hungry type
929
00:55:48,183 --> 00:55:53,230
Nothing is new
I've seen her here before
930
00:55:56,441 --> 00:55:59,152
Watching and waiting
931
00:55:59,903 --> 00:56:05,825
Oh, she's sitting with you
But her eyes are on the door
932
00:56:11,706 --> 00:56:14,042
So many have paid to see
933
00:56:15,085 --> 00:56:18,088
What you think you're getting for free
934
00:56:18,964 --> 00:56:20,757
The woman is wild
935
00:56:20,757 --> 00:56:25,512
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
936
00:56:26,304 --> 00:56:28,056
Money's the matter
937
00:56:29,307 --> 00:56:31,184
If you're in it for love
938
00:56:31,184 --> 00:56:34,271
You ain't gonna get too far
939
00:56:40,569 --> 00:56:42,821
Oh, here she comes
940
00:56:43,989 --> 00:56:47,409
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
941
00:56:47,409 --> 00:56:50,245
Oh, here she comes
942
00:56:50,245 --> 00:56:52,789
She's a maneater
943
00:56:54,332 --> 00:56:56,751
I wouldn't if I were you
944
00:56:57,752 --> 00:57:00,046
I know what she can do
945
00:57:01,047 --> 00:57:07,304
She's deadly, man
She could really rip your world apart
946
00:57:08,138 --> 00:57:09,723
Mind over matter
947
00:57:10,932 --> 00:57:15,770
Oh, the beauty is there
But a beast is in the heart
948
00:57:21,234 --> 00:57:23,612
Oh, here she comes
949
00:57:24,654 --> 00:57:27,908
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
950
00:57:27,908 --> 00:57:30,619
Oh, here she comes
951
00:57:30,619 --> 00:57:33,079
She's a maneater
952
00:57:58,146 --> 00:57:59,314
Yes!
953
00:58:05,820 --> 00:58:06,863
What the fuck?
954
00:58:08,281 --> 00:58:09,449
That was unbelievable.
955
00:58:09,950 --> 00:58:11,493
How did you even know that song?
956
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:16,164
We talked about "Maneater,"
so I went home and learned it.
957
00:58:16,164 --> 00:58:17,916
What are you?
958
00:58:17,916 --> 00:58:19,251
Percy.
959
00:58:19,251 --> 00:58:22,754
- Natalie. Oh, my God. That's so funny.
- Hi. That was amazing.
960
00:58:22,754 --> 00:58:25,674
Oh, my God.
Dude, I haven't seen you in so long.
961
00:58:25,674 --> 00:58:27,801
My parents said
that you're going to Princeton.
962
00:58:27,801 --> 00:58:29,761
- Yeah.
- I am too.
963
00:58:29,761 --> 00:58:32,222
- Oh, my God, that's so great!
- How funny is that? I know!
964
00:58:32,222 --> 00:58:33,306
That's amazing.
965
00:58:34,641 --> 00:58:35,684
Maddie, this is Maddie.
966
00:58:35,684 --> 00:58:38,895
Maddie. So nice to meet you.
Are you friends with his parents too?
967
00:58:38,895 --> 00:58:40,188
No.
968
00:58:41,273 --> 00:58:43,567
- So are you excited?
- Yes! So excited.
969
00:58:43,567 --> 00:58:47,737
Except it's wild, I look at all, like,
the freshman girls at my high school...
970
00:58:48,905 --> 00:58:53,868
and I don't know.
I just feel so old. You know?
971
00:58:53,868 --> 00:58:56,538
- Yeah.
- Yeah. So good to see you.
972
00:58:56,538 --> 00:59:00,417
I don't know what you're doing later,
but there's this party that I'm going to.
973
00:59:00,417 --> 00:59:02,794
There's gonna be a bunch
of Princeton people there.
974
00:59:02,794 --> 00:59:05,422
We have plans, but thank you so much.
975
00:59:05,422 --> 00:59:07,841
Oh, dang. I can send you the address.
976
00:59:07,841 --> 00:59:09,926
He didn't bring his phone. So...
977
00:59:09,926 --> 00:59:11,887
- Oh, I can give you the address.
- No need.
978
00:59:11,887 --> 00:59:13,179
- Can't hurt.
- Might hurt.
979
00:59:15,223 --> 00:59:18,977
- 31 Amagansett Road.
- It was so nice to meet you.
980
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,398
Oh, my God. Next year is
gonna be so fun. I can't wait.
981
00:59:23,398 --> 00:59:25,942
- That's so exciting. Yeah.
- Okay. So nice to run into you.
982
00:59:25,942 --> 00:59:28,778
- So nice to meet you, ma'am.
- Bye. Have a good night.
983
00:59:28,778 --> 00:59:29,905
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Bye.
984
00:59:31,156 --> 00:59:32,157
So funny.
985
00:59:32,908 --> 00:59:35,827
Don't remember ordering
a phoney bitch for dessert.
986
00:59:36,411 --> 00:59:38,038
Natalie's, like, super nice.
987
00:59:38,038 --> 00:59:41,041
Well, anyway. I can't believe
you can do that, but you can't drive.
988
00:59:41,041 --> 00:59:45,086
Yeah, actually, so I've been thinking
about getting my licence.
989
00:59:45,086 --> 00:59:47,297
- That's great.
- Yeah? Good.
990
00:59:47,297 --> 00:59:51,551
You know, 'cause Princeton's
like five hours away by train,
991
00:59:52,135 --> 00:59:53,803
but if I have a car, then I can--
992
00:59:53,803 --> 00:59:56,514
It'll be a lot easier for me
to come back here on the weekends.
993
00:59:58,558 --> 00:59:59,768
Well, you're gonna--
994
01:00:00,810 --> 01:00:03,688
You're gonna wanna spend
the weekends in school.
995
01:00:04,272 --> 01:00:05,982
Yeah, you're probably right.
996
01:00:07,776 --> 01:00:09,236
You can always come visit me.
997
01:00:10,237 --> 01:00:11,446
Well, I don't have a car.
998
01:00:12,072 --> 01:00:14,407
Oh, you could take the train.
It's only five hours.
999
01:00:15,033 --> 01:00:15,867
Yeah.
1000
01:00:18,036 --> 01:00:20,914
I just don't really--
I don't do long distance.
1001
01:00:21,456 --> 01:00:24,918
You know,
I hear Montauk is the best in the fall.
1002
01:00:24,918 --> 01:00:27,212
All the summer people are gone. So...
1003
01:00:31,091 --> 01:00:32,175
It's a lot of travel.
1004
01:00:35,512 --> 01:00:37,222
I don't know what you want.
1005
01:00:40,684 --> 01:00:43,895
Just wanna have fun tonight
and not talk about all this stuff.
1006
01:00:48,149 --> 01:00:49,734
I'd like to leave, please.
1007
01:00:51,319 --> 01:00:52,946
Are you serious?
1008
01:00:52,946 --> 01:00:53,863
Yes.
1009
01:00:55,448 --> 01:00:56,700
It's my prom too.
1010
01:00:59,244 --> 01:01:00,078
Fuck.
1011
01:01:11,756 --> 01:01:14,092
- I'm just trying to be realistic.
- Yeah.
1012
01:01:15,302 --> 01:01:16,303
Me too.
1013
01:01:29,983 --> 01:01:31,359
You're drinking now?
1014
01:01:31,902 --> 01:01:34,279
Yeah. I love vermouth.
1015
01:01:36,072 --> 01:01:39,326
I'm going to college soon.
I need to know how to drink, right?
1016
01:01:45,081 --> 01:01:46,249
Where are we going?
1017
01:01:48,585 --> 01:01:49,586
It's a shortcut.
1018
01:01:59,471 --> 01:02:00,680
The Princeton party?
1019
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,807
You said I needed to hang out
with people my own age, right?
1020
01:02:03,683 --> 01:02:05,143
Well, I didn't mean tonight.
1021
01:02:05,143 --> 01:02:06,519
Then don't come.
1022
01:02:10,607 --> 01:02:11,775
Party!
1023
01:02:58,071 --> 01:02:59,573
Do you guys know Percy?
1024
01:03:01,992 --> 01:03:03,285
Do you know Percy?
1025
01:03:03,285 --> 01:03:05,954
Yo, yo, what's going on, you guys?
It's your boy, Cameron B.
1026
01:03:05,954 --> 01:03:09,666
We are kicking the summer off right
at a sick house party in Montauk.
1027
01:03:09,666 --> 01:03:12,502
Now me. Yo, what's up?
It's me, Trash Gucci.
1028
01:03:12,502 --> 01:03:15,213
If you or someone you know
is being bullied,
1029
01:03:15,213 --> 01:03:16,965
never be afraid to speak up.
1030
01:03:16,965 --> 01:03:18,758
- Bullying is not a--
- Excuse me, ma'am.
1031
01:03:18,758 --> 01:03:21,136
Can you not do that
while we're recording? Thank you.
1032
01:03:21,136 --> 01:03:23,221
Just getting a beer, Frosted.
1033
01:03:23,221 --> 01:03:24,598
Did she just call me Frosted?
1034
01:03:24,598 --> 01:03:26,725
That, my friends,
is what we call a bully, huh?
1035
01:03:26,725 --> 01:03:29,895
Oh, no, not a phone.
Someone help, I'm being filmed.
1036
01:03:32,188 --> 01:03:33,607
Have you seen Percy?
1037
01:03:33,607 --> 01:03:37,068
Oh, yo, mami. How old are you?
1038
01:03:38,028 --> 01:03:39,029
Twenty-three.
1039
01:03:39,029 --> 01:03:40,655
Damn, you old as fuck.
1040
01:03:40,655 --> 01:03:44,200
- No disrespect. He loves cougars.
- I fuck with the big cats.
1041
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:46,328
Why don't you two big cats
fuck each other, then?
1042
01:03:48,204 --> 01:03:49,998
- Is that an insult?
- Shut the front door.
1043
01:03:50,874 --> 01:03:52,000
It sure is, professor.
1044
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,836
Why is us having sex
with each other an insult? I'm confused.
1045
01:03:54,836 --> 01:03:58,048
- Say what you just said. Say that again.
- No, I didn't mean it in a homophobic way.
1046
01:03:58,048 --> 01:03:59,966
How'd you mean it, then?
1047
01:03:59,966 --> 01:04:02,427
It was a joke. I'm not--
I've been with girls.
1048
01:04:02,427 --> 01:04:04,262
I'm not homophobic.
1049
01:04:04,262 --> 01:04:07,098
Where the fuck did you come from?
Stop filming me. No comment.
1050
01:04:08,975 --> 01:04:10,518
Whose mom is that?
1051
01:04:13,230 --> 01:04:14,898
Have you seen Percy?
1052
01:04:17,108 --> 01:04:18,693
Oh, my God.
1053
01:04:19,527 --> 01:04:20,779
Was that funny?
1054
01:04:20,779 --> 01:04:22,697
He's with Natalie upstairs.
1055
01:04:24,491 --> 01:04:25,617
Hey!
1056
01:04:32,540 --> 01:04:34,167
Move! Coming through.
1057
01:04:35,961 --> 01:04:37,796
- Percy?
- Yeah?
1058
01:04:37,796 --> 01:04:39,339
Wait, your name's Percy?
1059
01:04:39,339 --> 01:04:40,465
Yeah.
1060
01:04:42,551 --> 01:04:43,593
Percy?
1061
01:04:44,386 --> 01:04:46,096
Sorry. Continue.
1062
01:04:46,096 --> 01:04:47,264
Percy?
1063
01:04:49,516 --> 01:04:51,309
Doesn't anyone fuck anymore?
1064
01:04:54,771 --> 01:04:55,772
Percy?
1065
01:04:56,356 --> 01:04:57,357
Percy?
1066
01:04:58,358 --> 01:04:59,734
Open this door!
1067
01:04:59,734 --> 01:05:00,819
Percy!
1068
01:05:01,611 --> 01:05:04,489
Percy, open this door.
This is your last chance.
1069
01:05:15,792 --> 01:05:18,128
- Did you fuck him?
- Oh, my God.
1070
01:05:18,879 --> 01:05:20,046
Did you fuck him?
1071
01:05:20,046 --> 01:05:21,715
Calm down. Please, nothing happened.
1072
01:05:21,715 --> 01:05:22,924
The room is spinning.
1073
01:05:22,924 --> 01:05:24,342
You're drunk already?
1074
01:05:24,342 --> 01:05:27,178
No, he took something.
I don't know. I think it was a pill.
1075
01:05:27,178 --> 01:05:31,558
Percy? Did you take something?
Percy, did you take a pill?
1076
01:05:35,061 --> 01:05:35,896
Come...
1077
01:05:40,567 --> 01:05:43,153
Stick your fingers down your throat.
Make yourself throw up.
1078
01:05:43,153 --> 01:05:45,322
- I don't wanna.
- Deeper, deeper.
1079
01:05:48,241 --> 01:05:49,242
No.
1080
01:05:49,910 --> 01:05:50,994
Let me do it!
1081
01:05:59,127 --> 01:06:00,253
Do you feel better?
1082
01:06:01,546 --> 01:06:03,673
Not even at all.
1083
01:06:03,673 --> 01:06:07,302
I didn't know
you couldn't drink on Ibuprofen.
1084
01:06:08,637 --> 01:06:09,971
That's what you took?
1085
01:06:11,848 --> 01:06:14,559
- Found her.
- Okay, who told the joke?
1086
01:06:14,559 --> 01:06:16,061
Your fucking parents are here?
1087
01:06:16,061 --> 01:06:19,481
You think our son would have
a party without our consent?
1088
01:06:19,481 --> 01:06:21,650
That's it. Come on. You don't belong here.
1089
01:06:21,650 --> 01:06:24,527
I don't belong here?
I've fucking lived here my whole life!
1090
01:06:24,527 --> 01:06:25,612
You don't belong here.
1091
01:06:25,612 --> 01:06:29,032
You don't belong
at a high-school party, miss.
1092
01:06:29,032 --> 01:06:31,034
Oh, well, yeah-- We're leaving.
1093
01:06:31,034 --> 01:06:32,619
- Let me get--
- Stay away from her.
1094
01:06:32,619 --> 01:06:33,662
Stay back. Okay?
1095
01:06:33,662 --> 01:06:36,164
- I said, let go of her--
- Stay back!
1096
01:06:36,164 --> 01:06:38,375
- Get out of here. Come on.
- Don't touch me! Percy--
1097
01:06:40,252 --> 01:06:43,296
Oh, shi-- Oh, fuck! Oh, sh-- Maddie.
1098
01:06:49,010 --> 01:06:49,886
Fuck!
1099
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:51,721
We should go.
1100
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:05,694
I just want you to know
I would never hurt you.
1101
01:07:08,989 --> 01:07:09,990
I know.
1102
01:07:14,744 --> 01:07:15,954
I'm ready for you.
1103
01:07:17,872 --> 01:07:18,915
Are you sure?
1104
01:07:18,915 --> 01:07:19,916
Yes.
1105
01:07:22,627 --> 01:07:23,461
Okay.
1106
01:07:24,504 --> 01:07:25,338
I...
1107
01:07:34,347 --> 01:07:36,766
I don't know.
Where's the perforation?
1108
01:07:38,852 --> 01:07:40,020
Let me help you.
1109
01:07:46,234 --> 01:07:47,611
I love you.
1110
01:07:53,783 --> 01:07:56,244
Percy, you're drunk.
1111
01:07:57,579 --> 01:07:58,580
A little.
1112
01:07:59,414 --> 01:08:03,501
Is that all right?
I mean, I still love you.
1113
01:08:04,127 --> 01:08:06,421
I don't think we should do this
when you're drunk.
1114
01:08:07,047 --> 01:08:08,632
Not for your first time.
1115
01:08:09,674 --> 01:08:10,508
Okay.
1116
01:08:13,637 --> 01:08:15,055
I think we should wait.
1117
01:08:16,431 --> 01:08:17,514
If that's what you want.
1118
01:08:19,851 --> 01:08:21,018
That's what I want.
1119
01:08:32,822 --> 01:08:34,950
Well, look what the cat dragged in.
1120
01:08:36,201 --> 01:08:38,119
- Fun night?
- Yeah, yeah, really fun.
1121
01:08:38,119 --> 01:08:39,371
That's good.
1122
01:08:40,246 --> 01:08:42,499
Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.
1123
01:08:43,875 --> 01:08:45,835
Actually,
would it be all right if I drive?
1124
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:50,589
I'm thinking about getting my licence,
so, you know, I could use the practice.
1125
01:08:50,589 --> 01:08:52,551
My son, the licenced driver?
1126
01:08:52,551 --> 01:08:55,428
Yeah, it'll just...
You know, if I have a car,
1127
01:08:55,428 --> 01:08:57,097
it'll be easier to see my girlfriend.
1128
01:08:58,807 --> 01:09:00,016
Your girlfriend?
1129
01:09:01,226 --> 01:09:04,728
Yeah. Her name is Maddie.
1130
01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:08,400
She's on the older side.
But she's really, really fun.
1131
01:09:09,359 --> 01:09:10,777
- Fun's important.
- Yeah.
1132
01:09:10,777 --> 01:09:14,990
She doesn't really wanna do long-distance,
so I'm not gonna go to Princeton.
1133
01:09:16,825 --> 01:09:17,659
What?
1134
01:09:18,660 --> 01:09:21,830
Just, you know, Maddie's here.
1135
01:09:22,580 --> 01:09:23,706
Just makes sense for us.
1136
01:09:23,706 --> 01:09:25,165
You're going to Princeton.
1137
01:09:25,917 --> 01:09:27,043
I'm not.
1138
01:09:27,919 --> 01:09:29,713
- I'm 19.
- Okay.
1139
01:09:29,713 --> 01:09:31,172
I'm an adult now.
1140
01:09:31,172 --> 01:09:34,384
I can make my own decisions.
And I'm going to stay here, okay?
1141
01:09:35,927 --> 01:09:39,347
Sweetie, why don't you go wait in the car?
And Daddy will be right out.
1142
01:09:43,810 --> 01:09:45,186
What the fuck was that?
1143
01:09:50,317 --> 01:09:51,567
Just relax, okay?
1144
01:09:52,192 --> 01:09:55,280
You drive for a living.
Let me take this one.
1145
01:09:57,991 --> 01:10:01,620
She's angling for the Tesla.
Call her right now. I'm gonna yell at her.
1146
01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:03,079
- You're gonna yell at her?
- Yeah.
1147
01:10:03,079 --> 01:10:06,291
You're gonna yell at the one person
who can convince him to go to college?
1148
01:10:06,291 --> 01:10:08,293
- You're right. You're right.
- I know.
1149
01:10:08,293 --> 01:10:10,545
You think that they...? That...?
1150
01:10:10,545 --> 01:10:12,088
Call her. Call her now.
1151
01:10:19,387 --> 01:10:20,222
Hi.
1152
01:10:21,014 --> 01:10:22,641
I was gonna call you.
1153
01:10:22,641 --> 01:10:24,601
Listen, I don't think I can do this.
1154
01:10:24,601 --> 01:10:26,686
Percy has gotten way too attached.
1155
01:10:27,312 --> 01:10:28,939
You can have the car.
1156
01:10:30,106 --> 01:10:31,107
Really?
1157
01:10:32,192 --> 01:10:33,360
Even though we didn't...?
1158
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:37,030
You got him out of his shell,
and that's all we wanted.
1159
01:10:37,030 --> 01:10:40,367
But now he's got this idea
that he wants to stay in Montauk,
1160
01:10:40,367 --> 01:10:43,912
and you need to convince him
that he has to go to college.
1161
01:10:46,539 --> 01:10:47,374
Yeah.
1162
01:10:48,083 --> 01:10:51,169
Great. Great.
I'll sign over the title today.
1163
01:10:54,381 --> 01:10:57,259
So if I can convince him
to go to Princeton, I get the car?
1164
01:10:57,259 --> 01:10:59,177
I don't have to have sex with him anymore?
1165
01:10:59,177 --> 01:11:01,263
- Hello? Maddie? Hello?
- Maddie?
1166
01:11:01,263 --> 01:11:02,180
Hello?
1167
01:11:49,561 --> 01:11:50,562
Can I try some wine?
1168
01:11:52,397 --> 01:11:53,315
- Yeah.
- Sure.
1169
01:11:53,315 --> 01:11:54,399
I think that's okay.
1170
01:12:03,074 --> 01:12:04,951
Okay. That's good.
1171
01:12:04,951 --> 01:12:05,869
Easy there.
1172
01:12:16,004 --> 01:12:17,380
Sweetie, please.
1173
01:12:18,048 --> 01:12:20,425
- You wanna savour it. Savour it.
- Yeah.
1174
01:12:35,857 --> 01:12:37,901
Did I double-book?
1175
01:12:45,659 --> 01:12:48,119
Aren't you guys gonna
ask Maddie about herself?
1176
01:12:49,329 --> 01:12:52,499
Oh, Maddie, where are you--?
Where are you from?
1177
01:12:53,583 --> 01:12:55,752
Here, actually. I'm from here.
1178
01:12:55,752 --> 01:12:58,463
Yeah, in fact, she's never--
You've never left, right?
1179
01:12:58,463 --> 01:13:01,216
It's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.
1180
01:13:02,425 --> 01:13:03,593
This chicken is delicious.
1181
01:13:03,593 --> 01:13:04,761
Oh, thank you.
1182
01:13:05,387 --> 01:13:07,722
- Mom, you didn't make it. Inez did.
- Percy.
1183
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:11,893
Well, the important thing is
that it's delicious.
1184
01:13:11,893 --> 01:13:13,770
I think the important thing is the truth.
1185
01:13:14,854 --> 01:13:18,108
And I haven't been
entirely truthful with you all.
1186
01:13:18,108 --> 01:13:20,819
I didn't get the dates wrong.
1187
01:13:22,112 --> 01:13:23,780
I just wanted to introduce you to them,
1188
01:13:23,780 --> 01:13:25,949
but I didn't know how to explain
how old you are.
1189
01:13:31,162 --> 01:13:32,622
Well, I'm not that old.
1190
01:13:33,290 --> 01:13:34,958
I actually know someone
1191
01:13:34,958 --> 01:13:37,836
who married
our high school Spanish teacher.
1192
01:13:38,587 --> 01:13:39,754
Forty-year age difference.
1193
01:13:39,754 --> 01:13:42,257
Forty years?
And that's how old you are, right?
1194
01:13:42,257 --> 01:13:43,174
No.
1195
01:13:45,719 --> 01:13:47,721
You guys aren't gonna ask us how we met?
1196
01:13:50,265 --> 01:13:51,266
How'd you meet?
1197
01:13:51,266 --> 01:13:54,352
Do you wanna tell them?
No, I'll tell them. This is so us.
1198
01:13:54,352 --> 01:13:57,898
It's actually really random.
Maddie came in to adopt a dog.
1199
01:13:57,898 --> 01:14:02,402
Yeah, but I rejected her application
because she was totally unqualified.
1200
01:14:02,402 --> 01:14:03,695
But we still hit it off.
1201
01:14:03,695 --> 01:14:05,906
I mean, the first day we met,
I had to Mace her,
1202
01:14:05,906 --> 01:14:07,073
she was so fucking horny.
1203
01:14:07,073 --> 01:14:08,867
Percy. Percy, be a gentleman.
1204
01:14:08,867 --> 01:14:11,286
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
1205
01:14:11,286 --> 01:14:14,748
We actually have a lot in common.
In four years, we'll both be seniors.
1206
01:14:16,791 --> 01:14:18,627
Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
1207
01:14:18,627 --> 01:14:21,087
I have to get this,
but keep getting to know each other,
1208
01:14:21,087 --> 01:14:22,505
you know, chat.
1209
01:14:22,505 --> 01:14:23,715
My favourite people.
1210
01:14:27,677 --> 01:14:29,221
- Did you tell him?
- No.
1211
01:14:33,934 --> 01:14:34,768
I brought tools.
1212
01:14:34,768 --> 01:14:36,978
We need to move fast.
We're in the middle of dinner.
1213
01:14:36,978 --> 01:14:40,398
- What are you having?
- Roasted chicken and salad.
1214
01:14:40,398 --> 01:14:42,359
I fucking love salad.
1215
01:14:50,951 --> 01:14:52,702
She's gonna hate not having hubcaps.
1216
01:14:58,667 --> 01:14:59,751
It's very simple.
1217
01:14:59,751 --> 01:15:03,171
She broke your heart, you break the car,
since that's all she cares about.
1218
01:15:04,548 --> 01:15:06,758
She was just like
every other thing in my life:
1219
01:15:07,384 --> 01:15:08,969
Planned by my parents.
1220
01:15:17,644 --> 01:15:20,021
Fuck! It's not doing anything.
1221
01:15:20,689 --> 01:15:22,274
Goddamn American-built.
1222
01:15:31,908 --> 01:15:33,994
- Yeah. Yeah! Okay.
- Yeah.
1223
01:15:41,668 --> 01:15:42,752
That'll teach her.
1224
01:15:47,382 --> 01:15:49,050
- Oh, God.
- Hey, there he is.
1225
01:15:50,510 --> 01:15:51,761
Everything all right?
1226
01:16:04,816 --> 01:16:05,650
Hey.
1227
01:16:07,694 --> 01:16:08,695
How we doing?
1228
01:16:10,530 --> 01:16:11,656
Where were you?
1229
01:16:15,368 --> 01:16:16,661
You okay? I--
1230
01:16:16,661 --> 01:16:18,872
Percy, your parents are downstairs.
1231
01:16:19,497 --> 01:16:21,082
I really don't think they mind.
1232
01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:26,463
- Well, can we just talk? God!
- Stop. What's--? My wrist.
1233
01:16:30,592 --> 01:16:31,801
What's going on?
1234
01:16:37,098 --> 01:16:38,475
I'm just a little confused.
1235
01:16:39,059 --> 01:16:40,143
Because I--
1236
01:16:40,143 --> 01:16:42,687
Because I thought you wanted
to have sex with me.
1237
01:16:43,313 --> 01:16:44,231
So...
1238
01:16:44,231 --> 01:16:48,151
If there's something I don't know,
just tell me.
1239
01:16:51,029 --> 01:16:52,113
No.
1240
01:16:52,113 --> 01:16:53,490
No?
1241
01:16:53,490 --> 01:16:54,699
No.
1242
01:16:56,326 --> 01:16:57,786
I want to. Let's do it.
1243
01:17:00,747 --> 01:17:01,915
Let's have sex.
1244
01:17:02,666 --> 01:17:05,043
This is what you want?
This will make you happy?
1245
01:17:05,043 --> 01:17:07,087
Yeah. Yep.
1246
01:17:07,754 --> 01:17:08,588
Great.
1247
01:17:33,071 --> 01:17:34,739
What--? What do I do?
1248
01:17:34,739 --> 01:17:35,824
Get on top.
1249
01:17:41,288 --> 01:17:44,207
- Okay. Yes.
- Okay. And now...
1250
01:17:45,709 --> 01:17:47,127
Okay, I'll help you.
1251
01:17:47,752 --> 01:17:49,379
Percy, you're not...
1252
01:17:50,255 --> 01:17:51,965
- And then I'll help you--
- Oh, fuck!
1253
01:18:04,185 --> 01:18:05,395
Did you come too?
1254
01:18:06,187 --> 01:18:07,022
No.
1255
01:18:10,817 --> 01:18:12,444
That was my thighs.
1256
01:18:14,946 --> 01:18:15,947
Just gonna...
1257
01:18:27,542 --> 01:18:31,046
By the way, your car is in the forest,
crushed by a tree.
1258
01:18:31,838 --> 01:18:32,672
What?
1259
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:37,510
I had some kind of stupid idea
that you actually liked me.
1260
01:18:39,471 --> 01:18:40,513
Percy.
1261
01:18:41,097 --> 01:18:42,557
Was any of it real?
1262
01:18:42,557 --> 01:18:43,850
Yes.
1263
01:18:44,601 --> 01:18:47,520
It is real. I've told you things
I've never told anybody.
1264
01:18:49,439 --> 01:18:53,235
I was just trying to save my house.
It wasn't personal.
1265
01:18:54,444 --> 01:18:55,862
It felt personal to me.
1266
01:18:55,862 --> 01:18:59,824
- Percy, I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
- You should go, I think.
1267
01:19:21,805 --> 01:19:24,474
The truth is,
one day I'll live in Paris or something,
1268
01:19:24,474 --> 01:19:27,686
and I'll come back to visit Montauk
and you'll still be here.
1269
01:19:32,232 --> 01:19:33,900
How much money do your parents have?
1270
01:19:34,901 --> 01:19:37,487
Why don't you go ask them?
I know you guys are close.
1271
01:19:38,071 --> 01:19:40,657
But you're rich, right?
You never have to worry about money.
1272
01:19:42,158 --> 01:19:45,203
So my life is amazing, right?
I have no problems.
1273
01:19:45,203 --> 01:19:46,830
I'm gonna lose my house.
1274
01:19:49,124 --> 01:19:51,543
And I don't have a rich dad
that can help me.
1275
01:19:51,543 --> 01:19:52,878
Actually, Maddie, you do.
1276
01:19:52,878 --> 01:19:54,880
And you're gonna waste
your life in that house
1277
01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:56,882
waiting for him to come back
and apologise.
1278
01:19:57,507 --> 01:20:00,343
Because that's really why
you never made it past New York, right?
1279
01:20:50,977 --> 01:20:52,354
What? Gary, no.
1280
01:20:52,354 --> 01:20:54,189
No, no, no.
1281
01:20:54,189 --> 01:20:56,024
This is not my car.
1282
01:20:56,024 --> 01:20:59,945
Well, your name's on the title.
It's your car.
1283
01:21:01,947 --> 01:21:04,282
What am I supposed to do
with a car that doesn't run?
1284
01:21:04,908 --> 01:21:06,159
Who says it doesn't run?
1285
01:21:08,495 --> 01:21:10,330
These things are built to last.
1286
01:21:12,123 --> 01:21:13,208
Unlike us.
1287
01:21:15,752 --> 01:21:16,795
What?
1288
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:20,298
I didn't say anything.
1289
01:21:31,017 --> 01:21:32,686
What the fuck, you guys?
1290
01:21:32,686 --> 01:21:34,312
Percy, language.
1291
01:21:34,312 --> 01:21:37,524
You don't get to tell me
what to do anymore. I'm the parents now.
1292
01:21:38,525 --> 01:21:41,194
What other stuff have you been
doing for me I don't know about?
1293
01:21:43,321 --> 01:21:45,824
That time I beat you in basketball,
did you let me win?
1294
01:21:45,824 --> 01:21:48,451
No. You beat me fair and square.
1295
01:21:48,451 --> 01:21:49,661
What about Kyle McElroy?
1296
01:21:50,495 --> 01:21:52,163
Kyle McElroy.
1297
01:21:52,163 --> 01:21:55,166
The kid who bullied me.
Did you have him expelled?
1298
01:21:55,166 --> 01:21:59,212
No. I was told it was a dream of his
to go to military school.
1299
01:22:00,297 --> 01:22:02,924
Okay. Whatever this is, it's done.
1300
01:22:03,842 --> 01:22:07,178
You can't track me anymore.
I'm changing my phone passcode.
1301
01:22:07,178 --> 01:22:08,179
To what?
1302
01:22:08,847 --> 01:22:11,266
Okay, this is exactly
what I'm talking about.
1303
01:22:11,266 --> 01:22:13,393
I know you're trying to help me,
but you're not.
1304
01:22:14,686 --> 01:22:18,815
You have to let me fail
or succeed on my own.
1305
01:22:19,900 --> 01:22:20,901
Understood?
1306
01:22:23,153 --> 01:22:24,195
Okay, you can go.
1307
01:22:25,405 --> 01:22:26,239
Okay.
1308
01:22:30,118 --> 01:22:31,995
- Stop! Leave it.
- Yeah.
1309
01:22:56,144 --> 01:22:56,978
Kelly?
1310
01:22:58,271 --> 01:22:59,898
I have your picture.
1311
01:23:02,609 --> 01:23:03,735
Get in.
1312
01:23:04,611 --> 01:23:07,280
- I'm not getting in that car.
- Get in.
1313
01:23:14,371 --> 01:23:15,413
Finish him!
1314
01:23:20,752 --> 01:23:22,087
Fatality.
1315
01:23:56,621 --> 01:23:58,582
To Maddie. You figured it out.
1316
01:23:58,582 --> 01:24:01,334
Yeah. I mean,
that car's a little banged up.
1317
01:24:01,334 --> 01:24:03,962
Whatever, the summer's over.
We got our town back.
1318
01:24:03,962 --> 01:24:06,256
And we can still have Thanksgiving
at my place.
1319
01:24:08,508 --> 01:24:10,760
- Yeah.
- What?
1320
01:24:13,221 --> 01:24:15,098
Okay. Fine, I'll do it.
1321
01:24:15,098 --> 01:24:16,391
Here it goes.
1322
01:24:19,352 --> 01:24:21,187
Sara has something to tell you.
1323
01:24:23,106 --> 01:24:24,107
Thank you, Jim.
1324
01:24:27,611 --> 01:24:30,155
- We're gonna move to Florida, I think.
- What?
1325
01:24:30,739 --> 01:24:32,908
I know, I know,
we wouldn't if we didn't have to.
1326
01:24:32,908 --> 01:24:34,993
You know that.
I don't wanna move to Florida.
1327
01:24:34,993 --> 01:24:37,662
We just can't afford
to buy our own place here.
1328
01:24:37,662 --> 01:24:40,790
And we can't keep staying
with Jim's parents when the baby comes.
1329
01:24:40,790 --> 01:24:43,752
- They only have one bathroom.
- Can't believe this.
1330
01:24:44,419 --> 01:24:46,296
We're really out of options. I'm sorry.
1331
01:24:46,296 --> 01:24:49,633
- Yeah. We wanna stay.
- Don't be mad.
1332
01:24:49,633 --> 01:24:54,137
I'm not mad. I just...
I can't believe you're leaving.
1333
01:24:54,763 --> 01:24:57,098
Well, I can't believe you're staying.
1334
01:24:58,350 --> 01:24:59,226
What does that mean?
1335
01:25:00,685 --> 01:25:03,438
You know what, I just--
My buddy's in the bathroom.
1336
01:25:05,941 --> 01:25:10,153
I just mean that... I don't know.
1337
01:25:10,904 --> 01:25:12,948
How long are you gonna keep doing this?
1338
01:25:12,948 --> 01:25:16,034
Having sex for Buicks?
This is probably it.
1339
01:25:16,034 --> 01:25:17,327
That wasn't what I meant.
1340
01:25:17,327 --> 01:25:20,580
I did what I needed to do
to save my mom's house, okay?
1341
01:25:21,122 --> 01:25:27,170
Yeah. You keep saying that,
but your mom wanted you to be happy.
1342
01:25:28,171 --> 01:25:29,130
You don't seem happy.
1343
01:25:30,048 --> 01:25:31,758
- I am happy.
- Are you?
1344
01:25:35,303 --> 01:25:36,596
I like my life here.
1345
01:25:40,267 --> 01:25:41,268
All right.
1346
01:25:42,978 --> 01:25:45,814
I should tell you I go back
to the city tomorrow morning.
1347
01:25:45,814 --> 01:25:47,816
Oh, tomorrow?
Can't you go any sooner?
1348
01:25:48,900 --> 01:25:49,985
You're funny.
1349
01:25:55,740 --> 01:25:59,703
What is this? A finger trap?
I used to love these things.
1350
01:26:03,873 --> 01:26:04,708
You okay?
1351
01:26:05,542 --> 01:26:07,919
So do you live in the city?
1352
01:26:10,797 --> 01:26:13,133
Have you been out here
for the whole summer or...?
1353
01:26:13,133 --> 01:26:14,634
What is this, a questionnaire?
1354
01:26:15,385 --> 01:26:17,429
I was trying to get to know you.
1355
01:26:18,763 --> 01:26:19,598
I'm sorry.
1356
01:26:24,311 --> 01:26:25,478
I have an idea.
1357
01:26:26,646 --> 01:26:27,731
Close your eyes for me?
1358
01:26:28,607 --> 01:26:30,650
Come on, close them. Give me your finger.
1359
01:26:34,613 --> 01:26:35,447
Forward.
1360
01:26:36,406 --> 01:26:37,449
Up.
1361
01:26:37,449 --> 01:26:39,159
Okay, open your eyes.
1362
01:26:39,159 --> 01:26:40,702
Oh, what the fuck?
1363
01:26:40,702 --> 01:26:42,495
That's disgusting.
1364
01:26:43,914 --> 01:26:45,874
- Stop pulling on it!
- This was a gift from a friend.
1365
01:26:46,750 --> 01:26:47,876
Don't pull it, don't pull it, don't--
1366
01:26:47,876 --> 01:26:49,669
You have to push in to get out.
1367
01:26:49,669 --> 01:26:50,795
I'm trying.
1368
01:26:56,593 --> 01:26:59,304
That was kind of weird, huh?
1369
01:27:00,931 --> 01:27:01,932
Anyways.
1370
01:27:03,016 --> 01:27:04,643
I live in Battery Park.
1371
01:27:04,643 --> 01:27:05,560
Get out.
1372
01:27:06,394 --> 01:27:07,229
Yeah.
1373
01:27:40,637 --> 01:27:41,638
Here you go.
1374
01:28:02,951 --> 01:28:04,160
Doug Khan Realty.
1375
01:28:04,160 --> 01:28:07,163
Doug. It's Maddie. I wanna sell.
1376
01:28:07,163 --> 01:28:08,331
Great!
1377
01:28:08,331 --> 01:28:10,792
Don't get too excited. There's a catch.
1378
01:28:16,172 --> 01:28:17,340
Hey, is he here?
1379
01:28:18,091 --> 01:28:18,925
No.
1380
01:28:20,176 --> 01:28:23,138
Well, he won't return my calls or texts.
Will you tell him I came in?
1381
01:28:23,763 --> 01:28:25,307
Absolutely fucking not.
1382
01:28:25,307 --> 01:28:26,474
Really?
1383
01:28:26,474 --> 01:28:29,019
Yeah. You fucked up. He's a special guy.
1384
01:28:32,856 --> 01:28:34,232
Cocaine!
1385
01:28:39,654 --> 01:28:40,697
All right.
1386
01:28:40,697 --> 01:28:42,157
Let's hear it.
1387
01:28:42,157 --> 01:28:45,076
"My name is Jody and I'm a registered..."
1388
01:28:45,076 --> 01:28:48,330
Remember when I said
I've made some powerful friends nannying?
1389
01:28:48,330 --> 01:28:51,458
That includes
the Suffolk County tax assessor.
1390
01:28:51,458 --> 01:28:54,169
And they're gonna make
your property taxes go up.
1391
01:28:54,753 --> 01:28:55,754
Way up.
1392
01:28:55,754 --> 01:28:57,130
I sold the house.
1393
01:29:00,842 --> 01:29:05,055
Sorry, can I actually use your bathroom?
It's number two, so...
1394
01:29:05,889 --> 01:29:06,890
Okay.
1395
01:29:09,059 --> 01:29:10,143
It's Maddie.
1396
01:29:11,019 --> 01:29:12,479
Can I talk to him?
1397
01:29:12,479 --> 01:29:13,939
He's not home.
1398
01:29:13,939 --> 01:29:16,107
He'll be at the Princeton mixer later.
1399
01:29:16,107 --> 01:29:18,151
Okay. Thanks.
1400
01:29:45,887 --> 01:29:48,306
And there are several eating clubs
to choose from,
1401
01:29:48,306 --> 01:29:49,975
if you make it to junior year.
1402
01:29:51,851 --> 01:29:54,271
I can't wait to be eaten at Princeton.
1403
01:29:54,271 --> 01:29:55,897
- What?
- I've tried calling you.
1404
01:29:55,897 --> 01:29:57,566
You can't just ignore me.
1405
01:29:57,566 --> 01:29:58,817
Leave me alone.
1406
01:29:58,817 --> 01:30:00,527
Percy, don't shut me out.
1407
01:30:01,653 --> 01:30:03,738
- I don't owe you anything.
- Stop.
1408
01:30:03,738 --> 01:30:04,823
Percy.
1409
01:30:05,365 --> 01:30:08,535
I don't owe you anything.
I don't owe you anything.
1410
01:30:08,535 --> 01:30:09,828
Well, I owe you something.
1411
01:30:10,370 --> 01:30:12,163
Our friendship is real.
1412
01:30:12,163 --> 01:30:15,208
You made me realise
I needed to push in to get out.
1413
01:30:15,750 --> 01:30:18,587
I was hurt. So I hurt people.
1414
01:30:19,337 --> 01:30:21,673
Percy. Percy.
1415
01:30:22,507 --> 01:30:25,510
Percy, unlock the door.
Come on, open the door.
1416
01:30:25,510 --> 01:30:26,720
Please, let's talk.
1417
01:30:31,516 --> 01:30:32,350
What are you doing?
1418
01:30:32,350 --> 01:30:35,353
Get off the hood.
I don't want anything to do with you.
1419
01:30:35,353 --> 01:30:37,856
I'm not getting off until you talk to me.
1420
01:30:39,107 --> 01:30:40,775
Then I guess we're doing this.
1421
01:30:42,402 --> 01:30:45,906
Hey, okay. Easy. Easy. Fuck.
1422
01:30:45,906 --> 01:30:47,991
This is scary.
I can't believe you did this.
1423
01:30:47,991 --> 01:30:49,159
Then get off!
1424
01:30:49,159 --> 01:30:52,662
No! Not until you believe me
that I care about you.
1425
01:30:52,662 --> 01:30:55,707
You lied to me
just so you could get a fucking car.
1426
01:30:55,707 --> 01:30:58,209
- You don't give a shit about me.
- Yes, I do.
1427
01:30:58,209 --> 01:31:00,045
Pull over! Let's talk!
1428
01:31:01,379 --> 01:31:03,215
Get off the hood of my car!
1429
01:31:03,632 --> 01:31:04,758
Make me!
1430
01:31:06,551 --> 01:31:08,261
- Had enough?
- No!
1431
01:31:08,261 --> 01:31:09,679
Oh, my God!
1432
01:31:10,639 --> 01:31:15,310
- I can't see! You're blocking me!
- Oh, my God! Percy!
1433
01:31:21,274 --> 01:31:22,359
Fire!
1434
01:31:35,038 --> 01:31:35,914
Oh, shit.
1435
01:31:36,539 --> 01:31:37,540
Oh, my God.
1436
01:31:41,044 --> 01:31:42,170
Oh, shit.
1437
01:31:49,094 --> 01:31:50,178
Maddie?
1438
01:31:50,178 --> 01:31:52,347
Maddie!
1439
01:31:56,351 --> 01:31:57,519
It's okay.
1440
01:32:03,066 --> 01:32:04,109
I'm sorry.
1441
01:32:05,193 --> 01:32:06,319
I'm sorry.
1442
01:32:28,758 --> 01:32:31,970
I just got my licence
and I've already ruined two cars.
1443
01:32:33,096 --> 01:32:35,682
The Buick's not ruined. I fixed it up.
1444
01:32:38,476 --> 01:32:39,769
It just needed a little love.
1445
01:32:41,646 --> 01:32:43,732
My grandfather shot himself in that Buick.
1446
01:32:45,692 --> 01:32:46,693
I'm kidding.
1447
01:32:48,528 --> 01:32:49,571
You little shit.
1448
01:32:50,614 --> 01:32:52,282
You're lucky I came back for you.
1449
01:32:53,033 --> 01:32:54,492
Where would you be without me?
1450
01:32:56,786 --> 01:32:59,414
I'd definitely still be a virgin.
1451
01:33:00,916 --> 01:33:02,667
You're still a virgin, hotshot.
1452
01:33:02,667 --> 01:33:04,044
No, that counts, actually.
1453
01:33:05,670 --> 01:33:08,215
Well, you can tell your friends in college
whatever you want.
1454
01:33:09,799 --> 01:33:11,384
If I make any friends.
1455
01:33:13,929 --> 01:33:15,472
What do you mean? We're friends.
1456
01:33:22,062 --> 01:33:24,689
I think we're probably gonna
come back out for Thanksgiving.
1457
01:33:25,273 --> 01:33:26,399
I won't be here.
1458
01:33:28,068 --> 01:33:30,904
I sold the house.
I'm moving to California.
1459
01:33:41,331 --> 01:33:42,666
You're gonna be okay.
1460
01:33:45,794 --> 01:33:47,837
What are you, some kind of wise Buddha?
1461
01:33:47,837 --> 01:33:50,131
I'm older than you. You're gonna be okay.
1462
01:33:52,300 --> 01:33:53,635
We're both gonna be okay.
1463
01:34:03,019 --> 01:34:03,853
Maddie?
1464
01:34:04,396 --> 01:34:05,230
Yeah?
1465
01:34:05,730 --> 01:34:06,856
It still counts.
1466
01:34:13,572 --> 01:34:15,865
Am I being executed? Is that the surprise?
1467
01:34:15,865 --> 01:34:16,992
No peeking!
1468
01:34:16,992 --> 01:34:18,451
Yeah, no. This is good news.
1469
01:34:18,451 --> 01:34:21,162
You're not blindfolding me
to tell me you're having an affair?
1470
01:34:21,162 --> 01:34:22,414
All right.
1471
01:34:26,877 --> 01:34:29,087
- What am I looking at?
- The house.
1472
01:34:29,087 --> 01:34:30,088
The house.
1473
01:34:30,088 --> 01:34:32,090
Instead of selling it
to some rich asshole,
1474
01:34:32,090 --> 01:34:33,842
I decided to sell it to you guys.
1475
01:34:33,842 --> 01:34:36,052
Yeah, a regular asshole.
1476
01:34:36,052 --> 01:34:38,930
Who had to sell one of the boats.
1477
01:34:38,930 --> 01:34:40,432
Maddie, we can't.
1478
01:34:40,432 --> 01:34:42,851
No, we can.
And she could've gotten more for it.
1479
01:34:42,851 --> 01:34:44,311
I got enough.
1480
01:34:45,520 --> 01:34:47,689
This is how we stay.
This is what we wanted.
1481
01:34:48,523 --> 01:34:50,692
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1482
01:34:53,194 --> 01:34:54,029
Oh, wait.
1483
01:34:55,864 --> 01:34:59,618
Oh, right, the thing you made.
1484
01:34:59,618 --> 01:35:01,494
- There it is.
- Should we put it up?
1485
01:35:02,662 --> 01:35:05,081
We will do that.
We're gonna do it as soon as you leave.
1486
01:35:06,541 --> 01:35:08,460
Well, I guess this is it.
1487
01:35:08,460 --> 01:35:12,631
- Call us as soon as you get there, okay?
- Or don't. Totally fine either way.
1488
01:35:12,631 --> 01:35:13,715
Yeah. We're cool.
1489
01:35:13,715 --> 01:35:16,301
- Are you guys gonna be okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
1490
01:35:16,301 --> 01:35:18,678
Empty nesters. Finally.
1491
01:35:19,554 --> 01:35:21,640
Yeah, come on. Get out of here, you.
1492
01:35:27,896 --> 01:35:28,980
I love you guys.
1493
01:35:28,980 --> 01:35:31,024
- And we love you so much.
- Love you too, huh?
1494
01:35:31,024 --> 01:35:32,275
Please don't follow me out.
1495
01:35:32,275 --> 01:35:33,693
- No.
- Okay.
1496
01:35:33,693 --> 01:35:34,861
Okay.
1497
01:35:38,323 --> 01:35:41,034
- Sure you don't want help with the bags?
- No, I got it.
1498
01:35:47,666 --> 01:35:49,584
Well, let him do it.
1499
01:35:49,584 --> 01:35:50,919
Yeah.
1500
01:35:55,423 --> 01:35:56,258
Honey.
1501
01:35:59,970 --> 01:36:00,971
Yeah, that's it.
1502
01:36:01,596 --> 01:36:02,973
- That's worth it.
- Yeah!
1503
01:36:03,682 --> 01:36:04,516
Okay.
1504
01:36:06,309 --> 01:36:09,396
- All right. All right, guys. See you.
- Bye, sweetie.
1505
01:36:14,401 --> 01:36:15,235
Okay.
1506
01:36:15,235 --> 01:36:17,487
- Nice! All right.
- Yeah.
1507
01:36:17,487 --> 01:36:19,447
- I'll see you guys for Thanksgiving.
- Yeah.
1508
01:36:19,447 --> 01:36:20,365
Okay.
1509
01:36:24,077 --> 01:36:25,078
Wrong way.
1510
01:36:25,078 --> 01:36:26,496
- Bye!
- Bye, sweetheart.
1511
01:36:35,881 --> 01:36:37,924
Your Uber's here.
1512
01:36:37,924 --> 01:36:40,093
I requested no conversation.
1513
01:36:40,093 --> 01:36:44,014
Oh, we're talking, buddy.
All the way to Princeton.
1514
01:36:44,014 --> 01:36:47,684
Then I'm gonna call you
for my whole drive to California.
1515
01:36:47,684 --> 01:36:49,311
Tell you about my new boyfriend.
1516
01:36:51,438 --> 01:36:52,522
New boyfriend?
1517
01:36:53,189 --> 01:36:54,774
He's a former cop.
1518
01:36:54,774 --> 01:36:55,984
Okay.
1519
01:36:55,984 --> 01:36:58,111
He's had some drug addiction in the past.
1520
01:37:00,238 --> 01:37:01,448
Do you want to meet him?
1521
01:37:01,990 --> 01:37:02,824
No.
1522
01:37:02,824 --> 01:37:05,452
Well, he really wants to meet you.
Come on!
1523
01:37:05,452 --> 01:37:08,830
Milo! Hey! Hey.
1524
01:37:11,875 --> 01:37:13,001
You ready to leave?
1525
01:37:14,252 --> 01:37:15,378
Yeah.
1526
01:37:16,421 --> 01:37:17,255
Are you?
1527
01:37:17,255 --> 01:37:18,173
Yeah.