[chiming music]
Previously on The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip.
[all cheering] Now it's a party!
- And then another. - Whip!
[all whooping and cheering]
- We're here, guys! - Yay!
Beverly Hills! [cheering]
You said you want to put me in a box.
- I don't even know you. - But it doesn't matter,
this is... this is about being accountable.
- Owning your sh--. - Okay, you guys,
I'm gonna stay working. You guys fight, okay? I'm...
- I'm out. I'm seriously-- - No, you're not out.
- Hi! - Oh my God--
- Hi! Is that you? - Hi! Oh my gosh.
She did a shrine for Slade,
who told Vicki that she looked like Porky Pig.
Miss Piggy! Not Porky...
This is going to be a long 14 days!
[all laughing]
Oh, boy.
[rhythmic music]
[upbeat music]
What is the temperature going to be in Atlanta on Saturday?
Today is the big white party.
I've been doing white parties since 2004.
- It's amazing. - I really love it.
I'm hoping that chandelier doesn't fall on anybody tonight.
Camille. Taylor. Where did Lisa go?
[screaming]
- Now how do we get out? - We don't.
I love you.
It was originally for Mo's and Alexia's birthdays.
And then it grew go big, it was overwhelming.
I really thought I would never do another one even again
since the last white party I did was at the SoFi Stadium.
- This is incredible! - Oh. My. God.
Hello, everyone. Welcome to our white party.
[crowd cheering]
But since this is the 20th anniversary
of the Housewives, I thought,
"If I'm going to have a party, it's going to be a white party."
Um, Mo texted me.
He said, "I'll come by, but I'll be a little late."
And I said, "Okay."
I have had emotional moments because of my anniversary.
Today's my 30-year anniversary.
It makes me sad, you know?
He sent me a text and it just set me off.
He said, "I don't know how we got here."
That's what he said.
But I am looking forward to the distraction
and also just having fun. It's the 20th anniversary.
I'm the longest-running consecutive housewife
in the franchise. I need to bring it.
[club music]
[electrical buzzing]
Oh, my God, I can't believe they blew a fuse.
Are you kidding me? We're in Beverly Hills
with no power, so we're glamming with a flashlight.
[club music resumes]
Hi, beautiful.
Hi, Mom.
Yeah.
Of course.
I pay my taxes on time, on time, no penalties,
- no interest, no nothing! - Yeah, I'm like...
I'm not even gonna go there, okay. Just, whatever.
I have to put my shoes on.
Owie! And I just got a leg cramp.
It's hard to do everything by myself.
Knockitty, knockitty!
Are we getting married tonight?
No! [laughter]
[Lisa vocalizes Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"]
It's going down tonight.
[upbeat music]
I really feel like Dorit when I do this.
Oh, no, it's... it's this.
I don't have any nipple coverings. Do I care?
- No. - Here we go.
Our last night in Beverly Hills.
- Where's Kyle? - Kyle's at the house.
- Kyle's there. - Oh, duh.
And um... and Luann.
So, let's try these on.
Okay. Feeling very Victoria's Secret right now.
I think the girls are really curious
as to why I went to Kyle's early.
All of you are gonna go back and get ready.
- Yeah. - And Luann,
- you're coming with me. - I'm coming with you.
There's a reason.
I wore a boy short, 'cause the harness
is gonna be here, so it's gonna...
The skirt will cover it up.
It's the 20th anniversary.
We have to do something really grand,
really big and fabulous.
So, Kyle and I have cooked up a great surprise for the ladies.
[club music]
I'll go head-on with you all----ing day.
- Don't talk to me like that. - Or what?
- Seriously. - Or what?
Oh, wow.
Thank you. It better get colder,
'cause I'm... my jacket is part of my outfit.
Mwah! The white is so hot. Hi, Lital.
- Hi! - Hi, guys!
You look stunning. I'm obsessed with the hair.
Did I say it right? I always get it wrong.
- You did. - Okay.
Forget it about the Toothless Not Homeless charity.
No, it's, "Homeless Not Toothless."
- Homeless Not... - You just said toothless not...
You cannot believe
what is gonna be happening tonight.
- What? Give me a little-- - A little surprise.
[club music]
Wow, this is gorgeous.
I'm not talking to you!
- And I'm talking to you-- - Shut your---ing mouth!
I've had enough of you, you beast.
- Beast? - Yeah.
How dare you?
Thank you.
I just wanted to eviscerate them with words,
and I thought, "God, wow, is she pernicious.
She's just a pernicious..." Her behavior was pernicious.
[yelling] You look absolutely stunning.
I'm just gonna fix... Right there. Perfect.
The house looks awesome.
Okay, we don't need any soap. Did you just put soap on it?
- Yeah. - On the chicken?
How else do you get a chicken clean?
Not like that.
How's it feel being back?
- Interesting. - I think the last time...
I saw you here was when Lisa Rinna was screaming at me.
Oh!
- Camille? - Yeah?
You're an asshole on Twitter.
Well, I was kinda dishing out what I got.
All right. That's good. All right.
- There you go. - We're done.
That's what happens.
That wasn't a fun night for me then,
but this is gonna be fun.
[club music]
By the way, I'm not trying to do that. If...
- If that's what we were say-- - No. No, I'm... Stop.
Bravo, Bravo, [bleep] Bravo. I am not doing this, you guys.
- Denise-- - No. Stop.
[club music]
Okay. I've gotta, gotta... walk carefully.
- Yeah, yeah. - Chic, chic, chic, my love!
- Looking chic, chic, chic! - Do you love it?
He's... Kevin Lee, who makes all the magic happen here.
When are you gonna do flowers on the ceiling or something?
- Of course-- - How do you do that?
Just leave it up to me, darling.
- What are you doing? - My God.
We have to put the flowers in the water.
- Just get in there. - Are you serious?
- Get in! - I will do it.
Just wait, my love.
Are you gonna have your trousers on
when everybody arrives?
What else do you want, Lisa? Come on.
- Amazing. - Thank you, love. Look at this.
Really amazing, yeah.
- Hello! - Hello! How are you?
- You look stunning. - Thank you!
Is there anyone you don't want to see tonight?
Or are you like, "I'm good with everyone."
Yeah. I don't have any... a problem with...
like, no other housewife.
- Franchises, yeah. - Yeah!
I know Whitney and Bronwyn are coming.
But like, I don't have
a relationship with them at this point.
I----ing can't take this anymore!
You guys shut the [bleep] up about me!
I don't do anything to you.
Don't come near me. Don't you - ing come near me--!
- I'm coming near you. - Sit your----ing
- little butt down. - People have a question
and a pause about what's going on.
I have a question and a pause about you, gout dick sucker.
I'm actually enjoying my road trip.
I'm bonding with people that I feel like
I can have a great time with, and I'm not interested in, like,
having this tainted in any way.
Everybody has it with their cast, you know?
It's like... You know, it's a lot.
I need these shoes.
Okay, so what we think we getting tonight?
We getting energy?
You know, I haven't seen a lot of her parties,
but I just saw, when she was at her all-white party.
- Uh-huh. - And then girl was hugged up
- on... on Mauricio! - I saw it! I saw it!
[giggling] What are you doing? Get
of my husband, you idiot! Get off my husband.
She damn near did that to me today.
- Okay! - Which is how you see it!
I said, "Aw sh--."
I saw Mauricio. I immediately text you.
Then you went on Watch What Happens Live
and said you would have laid horizontal with him.
I didn't know that until last night.
She didn't simmer down quickly.
It was still a little salt right there.
Even after you said, "I apologize."
There was still a little salt in there.
It stung a little bit still. I said, "Hot damn."
[laughter]
- Hi! - Hello!
- You look amazing.
- Thank you. Adrian! - Hi, doll!
- You look beautiful! - I'm trying not to touch
everybody too much because of all of the light.
20 years of Housewives.
I know. And I can't believe us, it's been--
- 15. - 15.
In the OC, they had our season one photos.
- Oh, wow! - They're so... I'm like,
"Those shoes are disgusting."
[laughing]
And we all had that, like, one-shoulder thing.
[awkward music]
[laughing]
Like, I... It's so embarrassing.
It looks good on her.
But my dress looked outdated.
Oh, just... Let me shut up, please.
[club music]
- Is this party outside? - I do not wanna fall.
You're not gonna fall.
Oh, I hear some mayhem happening.
I love that.
- All right. - I haven't seen you in years!
Oh, my God!
[laughing]
I changed my body a little. I made a few adjustments.
- Stunning. - It is!
- So pretty. - Oh my gosh.
We're arriving at Kyle's white party.
I've seen it on TV before. It looks amazing.
[Vicki gasps]
[laughter] Oh my gosh.
Okay, you're good.
Walking into Kyle's big white party tonight.
All white party.
But... [laughs]
It is a big, white party, though.
[laughs] It's like, okay.
I... I brought the pepper. [laughs]
It's a lot of salt.
Kyle, this is fabulous.
- Thank you, honey. Thank you. - I mean, I was gagged.
I did not expect all this out here.
Beverly Hills, go big or go home.
This is my old glass. Let me clean house.
[laughing]
Hello!
You are just such a hot number.
- Woo! - Such a hot bitch.
Finally! Finally meeting you!
- Such a hot bitch. - You look gorgeous.
- Thank you. So do you. - This is so pretty.
Oh, my gosh, there's my Meredith.
Hello, hello!
- Hi, my gorgeous. - Hi, honey. How are you?
Mwah! Oh my gosh, I miss you. Get in here.
[tense music]
Oh, that's Bronwyn, right, from, uh...
Salt Lake. Salt Lake.
Oh my God, she looks like a snowflake.
Yeah, it's the perfect outfit for this.
Yes, it is. Hi, how are you?
- Hi! Hi! - You look so great!
This is so perfect for this.
Just... making my walk on gravel in stilettos.
[Whitney chuckles]
It's so beautiful.
So, are you not speaking to Whitney? What's up?
[tense music]
[club music]
So, are you not speaking to Whitney? What's up?
I don't ever not speak to anybody,
but I don't necessarily seek everyone out.
- Got it. - That's the vibe?
Meredith, we know you're upset,
but be quiet. Calm down. And then you'd be...
And then you'd bring me into the fight. I kept saying...
Did I not say, "Be quiet?" Mary...
She literally just went on a stage
and told more lies, so why would I go there?
Like, I'm sober all the time for this job. So I'm like...
- I remember. - Yeah.
Porsha and I do know Whitney.
We went to Thailand together,
Ultimate Girls Trip season three.
- Whitney? - Yes.
I'm gonna need you to name three times
Heather done lied on camera.
Whoa, let's bring it right now.
This is kind of a weird position to be in
because I do like Whitney.
I've become fast friends with Lisa.
And to find out that they're not even on speaking terms?
Like, what are we supposed to do? That's not cool.
- Oh, there's Faye. - Aw.
It's Faye Resnick. The morally corrupt Faye Resnick.
Would y'all like to see my boobs?
The little titty committee.
Nice to meet you all. I'm, like, scattered,
'cause I'm, like, making sure I say hi to people.
And the people that aren't, like--
Oh.
- Hi! - How are you?
- I'm good. And you? - Good!
Wow. The house looks beautiful.
- Um... - I thought you were gonna do,
like, another wedding or something like that.
Surprise, surprise. [laughing]
There's been something I've been meaning to tell you!
Who's getting married?
This would be the first white party that I've thrown
on my own, without Mo.
And, of course, it crosses my mind, like,
how did we get here?
You know? It's a very...
loaded question that it's hard for me to even answer myself.
Come say hi here to everybody.
Cheers to the divorce, love. [chuckling]
- Hi! - Hi, beautiful!
- Ah, hi! - How are you?
Nice to see you! I love that we're all in a...
- faux-fur coat. - How you doing?
- Hi, how are you? - Good!
People asking me, "What's more difficult,
reality or scripted?" I'm like,
"Are you kidding me? Reality!"
You never know what you're gonna get.
You're not prepared for anything.
Especially her coming from scripted and winning Emmys.
Right.
I learn so much about people.
What they'll do to stay relevant.
- Right? Seriously. - Seriously.
[chuckling] Okay!
[indistinct chatter]
This night is very special
because I know there's a lot of Housewives of Beverly Hills,
present and past.
Not so crazy about seeing Erika Jayne
because, you know, we kind of had a beef.
Luann? You said in one of your recent
cabaret shows...
- I know. - ...that Dorit and Erika
were the rudest housewives.
Erika, anything from you?
No, I'm good.
[cheering and applause] I'm good, I'm good.
Erika Jayne and I have known each other
for quite a while.
I had dinner with her and her husband.
I thought she was a friend,
and every time I reached out, she never responded.
So, she kind of ghosted me.
This is gonna be so fun.
I hope I don't get killed. [laughter]
[club music]
How do y'all pack for this whole thing?
I have five suitcases.
Oh, my God, look at you! [excited squeals]
- Hi! - Hi, how are you?
- How are you?! - I'm gonna go hug Eileen.
- Oh my God! - Oh my God!
I've got makeup on my arms. How are you?
- I missed you so much. - How have you been?
- Good. How about you? - You're looking good.
- Adrian, this is Teresa. - Yeah, I know Teresa.
- Hello, how are you? - How are you, Teresa?
- Good to see you. - Good to see you too.
- You look beautiful. - Thank you. Thank you.
Congratulation to you.
You're going back for your friends...
I know! Text me anytime, call me.
Before the end of March, you have to come out.
I'm gonna get you ski suits sent to your house.
Oh, girl.
As I survey the land,
these Salt Lake girls won't come, like,
10 feet near each other.
They're not acknowledging each other.
[dinging]
People ain't speaking to people,
and people are ignoring people,
so you know Gizelle got to get to the bottom of it.
Okay, so what's up with Salt Lake?
What do you mean?
Well, there's some over there,
and then there's you two over here.
Are you surprised to see that division?
[awkward music]
Lisa, she did mention that you were telling non-truths.
She said that Whitney was telling non-truths?
- Yes. - Oh, that's not true.
Is that what she's leading with?
She's wasting her girl trip time talking about that?
- I asked. - See we just met
five seconds ago, but I'd have my guard
well----ing up if I were you.
- What? - She'll stab you in the back.
- Really? - It's coming. Absolutely.
Next thing you know, you're gonna be the liar.
Do you know how crazy it is for me to hear...
is people that you don't like.
It takes me a lot to get there.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
Mutual friend of Lisa's.
I've heard that she slept with him
to sway him
to invest in... her businesses.
It's rumored that one of your business partners
- that has the Jazz tickets... - I don't know who's--
That you have been involved with...
I don't want to say the name.
Lisa does blowjobs for VIDA Tequila orders.
A woman approached us saying she has made out
with Lisa while jerking off John?
What the [bleep] is that?
You took it too far! You involved my husband.
I have young boys.
So, here they're just making up--
They're making this up.
So... and if you're cheating, you're cheating for tickets?
Tickets, like, money, that makes me a prostitute.
The Lisa that I have met is, like, a little baby
gorgeous princess, she's so sweet.
Now, I don't know nothing about her freaky side.
But it's none of y'all damn business.
I would have to get all up and through their business,
'cause you're not about to be talking about me
licking hot dogs for tickets. Like, no.
I see her and Meredith are back to being cool.
Gizelle, no one in Salt Lake is speaking to them.
- No one in Salt Lake? - They're royal pieces of sh--.
- Royal pieces of sh--?! - Burned every bridge
- with every-- - Burned every bridge?!
I didn't think I was gonna hear this.
I thought they were gonna be like,
"Oh yeah, she's a mess, but she's fun,"
or "She's a mess, but we like her."
They're like, "She's a mess, and we can't stand that ho."
- Ask Heather his exact thing. - Yeah.
Heather hit her limit with it, so she'll tell you.
I don't want to get involved in this Salt Lake foolishness.
But I am looking at Lisa kind of crazy right now.
I don't even wanna waste another----ing breath
- talking about that bitch. - We're done. Burn bridges.
No pieces of sh--. I got it. Okay.
Yes! Let me run quick.
- Alright, Kyle, we're ready. - Okay. Oh...
All right. Let's go. Let's do this.
[Luann laughs]
Oh, God, watch me fall.
- Okay... - Go.
Why do you do this to yourself?
- You're doing great. - I'm so sorry.
- Oop, watch... - I think I'm known
for my music. You know, big celebrities
know who I am.
Tilda Swinton came to see my show.
So, I feel like I have to make my appearance
and I have to impress the crowd.
I don't know how this even came about.
But I think that Luann likes to make an entrance,
so let her make an entrance.
Good evening, everyone.
Oh, my gosh, everybody looks so gorgeous all in white.
The reason we are here tonight
is because it is the 20th anniversary
of The Real Housewives.
[cheering and applause]
So, wish us luck for the rest of our trip.
Three days feels like 30. [laughter]
Wait, I'm turning...
You're-- Remember, you're holding her now.
Who... who's holding me?
[suspenseful music]
Anyway, uh...
There's a little surprise for you guys I have.
[cheering and applause]
The wings might get stuck in the ladder, no?
[Luann laughs nervously]
- Mic coming up. - Okay.
What don't I do for these housewives?
[intense music]
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Countess speaking.
- Wow. - What is this?
I know, right?
[intense music continues]
Oh, my gosh, I love that they have trees.
Three, two, one--
- [bleep]. - Go.
[cheering]
I'm sideways!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Countess speaking.
- Wow. - What is this?
Wait, who's sliding in?
Three, two, one, go.
Ooh!
[Luann laughs] [bleep]
I'm sideways! [yelling and cheering]
[clamoring]
[cheering]
♪ Jams, jets, silhouettes, champagne in the sky ♪
["Chic C'est La Vie" continues]
♪ Gold, diamonds, caviar ♪
Erika.
♪ Money, power, and romance are waiting for us all ♪
♪ Chic, c'est la vie, c'est bonne, c'est bonne ♪
♪ Chic, c'est la vie, c'est bonne... ♪
What is going on here? "Chic, c'est la vie..."
[guttural vocalizations]
"Chic, c'est la vie, Siobhan, Siobhan."
Oh, so it's, "shake... sake c'est la vie,
savon, savon?"
What is this tree, guys?
♪ Mirror mirror on the wall Who's the fairest... ♪
Oh, the bush!
[laughter]
Oh my God, Luann, are you okay?
You fell in the bushes?!
♪ Chic, c'est la vie, c'est bonne, c'est bonne ♪
I mean, I've had Wilson Phillips play at my house.
I've had Erika Jayne perform at SoFi Stadium.
Where does it line up? Hmm. Gosh I don't know.
She's working hard.
Yeah, the bushes are killing me.
♪ C'est bonne ♪
[cheering]
Oh, my God.
Let's get this party started!
[cheering and applause]
- She's too much. - Is that it?
- You know what? - Lu.
Lu, oh, my God, you're amazing.
I loved the performance. From one singer to the next.
♪ Away in a manger ♪
♪ No crib for his bed ♪
Yes!
♪ The little Lord Jesus ♪
♪ Laid down his sweet head ♪
She's a 12 out of 10, she's perfect.
If a housewife gonna do anything,
they're gonna be confident as a singer, honey.
♪ I sing because ♪
♪ I'm happy ♪
♪ To be close to you Real close to you ♪
♪ So close to you Real close... ♪
♪ Baby right from the beginning ♪
♪ ♪ We've been through thick and thin ♪
♪ And now we're back again ♪
♪ I can feel the weight of the world ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm on display ♪
♪ On display, on display ♪
♪ Don't be tardy for the party ♪
♪ But don't be tardy for the party ♪
You know, I think we just need to stay housewives.
Why can't housewives just stay housewives?
[club music]
[laughter] I loved it. I liked...
I liked the green people.
Hmm, that might be tough.
[upbeat music]
You look so good. You dating anybody?
Oh, God, no. I'm...
trying to get through my divorce.
- Yeah. How's that going? - Terrible.
- Oh. Sorry. - Terrible.
Where is everybody? Where are the h...
Where are the housewives?
- Oh, this pizza looks good. - Honey, I am over here
eating this pizza like it is...
I need to eat some too. I haven't eaten anything.
Oh, my God, I don't know where to go next.
Everybody's getting along.
I mean, it's a new dynamic, you know?
- Right. - So, Vicki and...
- Luann don't get along great. - Oh.
Dorit and I are still not speaking.
The past two years, but we haven't been friends!
This is exactly it, Kyle,
so stop saying that we are friends!
It's a shame she can't get past our situation
to show up for this, not even for me,
but for the 20-year anniversary of the Housewives.
You know? She should be here.
Good job, Luann!
Here, here's the hot pizza.
Good to see you. How's it going?
Good. Nice to see you.
- You too, you too. - Was it scary?
You know what's the scary part? It's just climbing up
- that damn ladder. - I know!
They asked if I wanted to do it, I said no.
Are you gonna leave the zipline in there for her?
- Porsha wants me to. - I'm sure she does.
[Mauricio chuckles]
Yeah.
Huh? Okay, yeah.
But where's the food. I haven't had time--
- All here. All here. - Oh, perfect!
- How are you? - I'm good, how are you?
- Good, thank you. - Good.
- Absolutely perfect. - Thank you.
- I was so happy. - You did a great job.
- The zipline, which came in.
- Thank you. - Absolutely.
No, I'm just... you know, I wanted to talk to Erika Jayne
about this whole thing,
and she----ing walks away from me.
Hold on one second, guys.
- Where are you going? - In the back.
I don't force the issue with women, I really don't.
You know, I try to extend the olive branch,
- she didn't take it. - Oh my God. Luann,
that was the frostiest hello ever,
then I was like, "Wait..."
So, you know what? My theory is correct.
She is a bitch.
[tense music]
Oh, my God, Luann,
that was the frostiest hello ever.
So, you know what? My theory is correct.
She is a bitch.
Well, I just saw you both go, "Hello." And then I was like--
No, I said, "Hey, how are you?" And she just said, "Hello."
- Oh, my God. - And then she turned
and walked away!
She's actually, like, if you were to, like,
talk to her, you know? She's not gonna be...
- I don't know. - She's walking by.
Hey, Erika!
- Luann, how are you doing? - I'm good, I'm good.
I just wanted to, you know,
where we left it last time at Bravocon?
- Yeah. - You know, I hate to have that.
You know? Because, listen, life is short.
- I would like-- - Well, here's what.
- Here's what, Luann. - Tell me.
I don't know why you said what you said.
So, listen, I don't...
You know, we... Do you remember
- when we had dinner? Yes.
- I enjoyed it with you. - Right,
but there are a lot of things--
And then I never heard from you again.
Right. Do you know how----ed up my life was that night?
- No. - It was so much tension
and so much sh-- that was unsaid--
- Oh, is that the night already? - Well, yes.
- Oh. I didn't know that. - Yes.
- No one knew. - No one knew?
But that was not directed towards you.
- Right. - So honestly,
when you were like, "Erika was so rude,"
I was like, "Hold on. Wait a second."
Because you know what, Luann? I want you to succeed,
I love that you're doing well, I... I think it's great.
And I don't ever wanna have beef with anybody like that.
- Right. - Do you know what I'm saying?
- It's not who I am either. - No.
I don't want that. So, yeah.
I'm glad that we had this moment.
Because I really didn't know what to do with it.
You know, I feel really bad now
because she had a boatload of problems going on,
and it really had nothing to do with me.
It makes sense that we'd get along,
because we've both kind of shared some "Tom trauma."
It started at 10:45,
and it went until 11:39. You were making out with her.
- 12:30... 12:39. - I saw the picture, Tom.
How could you do this to me?
At the Regency! In front of everybody!
I just hope someone's checking on Tom,
because he's not good.
No, you can't see well.
You can't hear.
You're----ing degrading in front of me
and you're ignoring it.
It's taken a little time, but I think Andy
would be very happy to know
that Erika and I have squashed the beef.
- You wanna get a glass of... - Let's go get a glass.
Let's get a glass.
[club music]
- You look good. - Thanks.
Well, I was doing the Lisa Rinna.
My hair is iconic
and don't you----ing forget it.
It looks good on you.
How are you? And the boys are...
I just had surgery. I'd like a bionic arm now.
Cabaret!
Luann keep poking at me.
Why are you ridiculing me
for working in the car? She wants me to engage.
I can't engage for 12... for 12, 14 days.
Your first year on the show, I can't--
- That was tough. - I mean, my God.
I mean, we didn't know. I didn't even know
how I was going to be a villain.
I didn't even know how that happened.
It's just came naturally. No, I'm kidding.
[all laughing]
Never had a problem quite like this with a woman
in my life. I don't get it.
I honestly think it's jealousy.
I think there's some kind of jealousy there.
This is amazing that you are, like, the first three...
- Yeah. - ...in the franchise.
Crazy.
You know, I saw her at a party, and I...
I called up the producers and I said,
"What about adding Camille Grammer?"
They were clients of Mo's.
So, I asked Mo for their number.
I called her up. I'm like,
"I know you don't really know me,
I saw you at the party, I'm Mo's wife."
But... And I asked her, and she said,
"I don't know. I really don't know
if Kelsey's gonna like that."
And then next thing we know,
Camille's added at the eleventh hour.
And she still doesn't care what Kelsey thinks.
[laughter] Yeah!
We definitely don't.
Okay, have a seat. I have something to say.
So, I talked to, uh...
Okay, don't, I can't say it now. I can't say now.
Is she looking? Lisa?
- No. - So, you know,
- Whitney's our girl. - She cool.
She cool.
But I love me some Lisa, though.
She said, "How's it things going with Lisa?"
I said, "I love Lisa." They're both like,
"She's a piece of sh-- and so is Meredith,
and the entire city of Salt Lake...
can't stand them." And I said--
- The whole city? - So I said, "Everybody?"
Okay, well, I'm-a tell you this.
- What? - I've been sitting here talking
to Lisa for the entire party.
- Yeah. - She went into detail
about what they been saying about her.
That, uh, Lisa cheated on her husband.
She had sex with someone to buy some tickets.
[laughing]
And so I was like, "Well, damn, thanks for..."
What are they doing in Salt Lake?
So, let's buy our tickets before we go.
Okay. So I-- I've decided
I'm gonna ask Heather in Atlanta.
- Okay. - Just to see what she says.
Now I love me some Heather. Heather is an honest person.
This is the plan? Can we have a plan?
Another Gizelle plan.
[laughing]
I swear, you just be pulling me along.
[laughing]
You know what? Gizelle is like
one of those big beautiful sharks
with big lashes.
When she smells blood in the water,
she's gonna circle it,
and she's gonna make sure she gets it.
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
Why? 'Cause it's my favorite thing to do.
- You know what Bronwyn said? - What?
I've been knowing that ho for a long time.
She's a kind of person that you don't want
to get to know better.
Damn, is she the bad guy?
Coming up...
I have a lot on my plate.
- No, I... I-- - Without crying,
I'm just saying, I have a lot on my plate.
You don't even know, 'cause I wouldn't share it.
But I feel like you don't like me.
[club music]
- Good job. - Oh, thanks, honey.
- Really good job. - Did you like the zipline?
Flying in from who knows where.
Talk to me? Okay.
[indistinct chatter]
Am I getting financial advice?
Press hard, three copies. You have an application.
[laughing]
[house music]
I wanted to have a little Beverly Hills moment here.
Think about where we all started from.
Season one, we had great times together.
[cheering]
What is it, like, senior citizens in there?
[yelling]
Please! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Lisa, if you think you're taking that
- into my house-- - We got... giddy up!
Okay, the party's started! [laughter]
[laughing] Enough. Okay?
I just spit cheese down my shirt.
We've had horrible times together.
After everything that I have done for you.
- Everything you've done for me? - Yeah.
- You stole my goddamn house! - You are so sick!
Ausch... Munchausen disease.
If you have some balls, tell me who said it.
- I'm not gonna say who said it. - Say it!
They're not here. And I should--
[bleep] You! They're saying sh-- about her!
Say who told it.
Is that to make Erika look bad,
or is that out of genuine concern?
Erika, I don't have to make you look bad.
You can do that on your own.
But honestly, at the end of the day,
look at us all sitting here,
celebrating 20 years of Housewives.
It's pretty cool.
It's a sisterhood that changed our lives, really.
- It's crazy, right? - Did you imagine
that when you started the show, how long did you think
- it would go? - A couple months.
[laughter]
And then two months became like four months--
And then I went through a separation,
and they kept extending it because they wanted the drama--
But after the first year, we knew.
I didn't know. And I kept saying,
"Is this a good show?"
I had come from the scripted world my entire life.
So, I didn't know what making a reality show
was going to be like.
And I was thinking, "Oh, this isn't good"
because, I mean... I don't fight with people,
and this is so weird to be having to shoot a show
with someone that I'm fighting with.
I kept asking the producers, "Is this a good show?
Are people gonna watch this?" And they would say to me,
"Oh, yes. People are going to watch."
How about who didn't you fight with in this group?
I fought with everybody. [all laugh]
Oh my god, I think I may have to change.
This skirt is gonna drive me nuts.
- I wanted to-- - Yeah.
Just let you know, I'm feeling bad,
'cause everyone was on me in the car about having to work.
Uh, Vicki, I... I don't know what... What's going on,
- you're on the phone and-- - I have a lot of work to do
in the next two hours. It's so I don't have to do it
when I get there.
I have a lot on my plate.
- No, I... I-- - Without crying,
I'm just saying, I have a lot on my plate.
You don't even know because I don't share it.
But the responsibility is huge.
I understand you. I understand you.
But what we're trying to do is get you to maybe
drop a little bit of that so that you can enjoy yourself
with the girls.
Okay. I wanted to just...
I feel like you don't like me.
I feel like you're jabbing at me,
like, the Porky the Pig...
...who told Vicki that she looks like Porky Pig.
- Miss Piggy! - Not Porky.
Girlie, I... I repeated what you told me
- about how we call-- - No, It was Miss Piggy.
Miss Piggy is different than Porky the Pig.
Oh, I see. Oh... I said the wrong thing?
- Two different pigs. - Oh, sorry.
- I screwed up my pigs. - It's a different pig.
Oh, I didn't mean that.
I called her the wrong fictional pig.
What can I tell you?
Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes.
We got another 11 days together.
- Yeah, I know. - And I want it to be kind
and nice and sweet and lift me up.
Right. But I feel like you work too hard.
You work too hard, girlfriend.
I just got inducted into the Hall of Fame.
- Of what? - Financial services.
Okay! But you have to understand where I'm coming from,
and, you know--
I would never ask you to change--
I would never ask you for a life insurance policy.
When people need advice, they usually ask for it.
- Not always. - I'm just saying,
sometimes it's annoying.
You know what the biggest problem with Vicki is?
It doesn't feel like she really wants to be here.
She's irritable, She's working all the time,
she's no fun. So, now you know.
So, respect me, right?
Not giving me unsolicited advice.
- I will never do that again. - Right?
You know what I mean? If I need your advice,
- I'll ask for it. - Okay.
I won't give you unsolicited advice
if you don't sing unsolicited.
- Right? Does it make sense? - I will never do it again.
Isn't it nice that we're all here getting along?
Denise. Did you see your marriage blowing up?
We watched you get married on the show.
You may seal your vows with a kiss.
[cheers and applause]
Well, I always thought I would never get divorced again
after my first divorce.
Right. Which was... epic.
Yeah. No, I thought that bad. [Denise laughs]
- You think this is worse? - In some ways, yeah.
It's absolutely terrible going through something so private
and so difficult, publicly.
Do you think the show had anything to do with it,
you guys? Did the show bring more attention to stuff?
The show? No. He already met her.
I was supposed to move to New York City.
Aw, hi, May. Hi, honey?
Who's that? Come on, come on, come on, go.
We've got a boy. Hi, Dee Dee. Aw!
Hey. Can I get a little sugar?
And he moved her into the apartment.
- Creepy! - That's some shady sh--.
- Wasn't she a flight attendant? - Yeah.
Aren't they all? [laughter]
Did he meet her on a flight?
I was supposed to be on that flight.
- Hi! - Hi!
- Oh, your strap, your boob-- - Hi!
- Oh my gosh, you look gorgeous. - I bent down.
Okay, ladies. Kyle, I wrote a speech for you.
- You did? - Okay. First of all,
I wanna say congratulations to Kyle.
15-plus years of drama,
diamonds, and friendships that didn't survive the season.
Goodbye, Kyle!
We had laughs, screaming matches,
and of course, the dinner from hell,
where we learned that...
[laughing] Oh!
He will never emotionally fulfill you. Ever.
Know that.
[laughter]
Oh, my God. [coughing]
[laughter]
I don't vape, okay?
An icon, a survivor,
a force of nature, and in your own immortal words,
you're such a----ing liar to me.
[laughter]
- It's silly, but-- - I loved it.
- Congrats. - I love that you did that.
Thank you.
A lot of crazy things happen
on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Because I started out day one,
so long ago, I feel protective of it.
You know, when our ratings are soaring
and we're the number one, ahem, you know?
I feel proud. And even though I have struggled at times
over these 15 years,
I still would not have change it for anything.
Should we dance now?
- It's time to dance. - Yeah, it's time to dance!
[club music]
Come on! Come on, Vic! Go Vic!
There she goes.
Good!
[cheering]
[upbeat music]
All right, bye, girls. Woo!
Bye, Sutton, babe.
Bye, honey! Y'all be safe, okay?
And so before anything goes left, start driving.
Okay, I'm in here.
I wanna go in the back. I got a bad knee.
[grunting]
For God's sake.
That was a par-tay. So, did you hear Vicki say,
"Happy anniversary, 30th anniversary?"
No, that was freakin' Lisa.
That was Lisa that said that? It was so weird.
- Why would you say that? - Why?!
- How are you? - Good to see you.
- Happy anniversary. It's Lisa. - Thank you so much.
- Yeah. Nice to see you. - Yeah. Good to see you.
They actually are not together, Lisa!
Then, Vicki says... that's why you're thinking of Vicki.
Vicki says, "We cried all yesterday about it."
[Gizelle shrieks] I said, "Oh, my God!"
- We all cried together, so... - What's that?
- I said, we all cried together. - Aw, that's so cute.
- Hi. - Hi!
Sometimes, y'all, it's okay to say nothing.
Happy anniversary!
What?! I wanted to punch both of them.
Can you please send me the video on the zipline?
I'm with the girls in the car. We wanna see it.
Luann, you have to feel... [notification pings]
...so good after this.
Like for real, the bushes dancing
and your body looks svelte,
and it was like, long and skinny.
[Luann laughs] Beautiful.
Oh, here it is! Here we go. Look at this.
[video playing on phone]
Whoa! [Luann laughing]
- I love that. I love that. - I mean... I mean, I die.
♪ Chic, c'est la vie C'est bonne, c'est bonne ♪
Luann thinks spotlights follow her no...
No matter where she goes.
Oh. Amazing.
[cheering and applause] Four years in the bushes.
Amazing.
♪ Chic, c'est la vie C'est bonne, c'est bonne ♪
[Luann laughs]
I could keep listening to this song. I love it.
I love that song.
♪ Chic, c'est la vie C'est bonne, c'est bonne ♪
[warped, distorted singing]
♪ Chic, c'est la vie C'est bonne, c'est bonne ♪
♪ Chic, c'est la vie ♪
Stop singing!
I'm hungry. Are you hungry? I didn't eat.
- I'm hungry. - I forgot to eat.
Kyle goes, "Get some food over here."
That's when they went to talk to Erika Jayne.
My stomach turned, because she walked away from me.
- Why, was she not kind to you? - Hold on.
No. Well, it's a whole long story...
[Vicki's phone rings] But what happens is that
- I do the cabar-- - Hello? Oh.
Okay. Okay.
I think I'm calling him or he's calling me.
- If you wanna know the answer-- - If you wanna hear--
I'm sorry, the phone was ringing.
- Okay. - Well, you can always
not answer, you know?
- That would be rude. - I don't know.
Clearly, the previous conversation with Vicki
fell on very deaf ears.
Not deaf enough to hear the phone.
Do you wanna come and have a drink?
- Where? - In my room.
No. Just...
Everybody go to their own room
and everybody just be quiet for a little bit.
You guys are exhausting me.
We all feel... consensus on Vicki.
Uh, wet blanket.
Ooh, child.
I know you, and I know us,
so I know when we go to Atlanta, you're like,
"We in Atlanta, hos! Yeah!"
These ladies are not ready for what I have in store
in Atlanta! And I can't wait!
This is the ATL, honey! ATL!
[whooping and cheering]
- 50 Cent! - This bitch.
[excited screaming]
I think there's some misconceptions
about what went down with your ex-husband.
So...
Respect and respect.
That's all I'm saying.
Well, because I forgot. You want me to tell you
one more time?
I never... they're trying to make me look bad
because they...
Talk to us! Don't talk to Kyle.
Talk to us!
That's----ed up.