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‪NETFLIX 剧集

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‪死人就是死了

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‪我不相信他们会从上面看着我们

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‪所以我不理解葬礼的意义

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‪葬礼真是让人心烦

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‪拜托！放尊重点

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‪我不是在跟你争

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‪葬礼就是很讨厌
‪牧师滔滔不绝地讲话…

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‪上帝是我的牧羊人
‪他指引我来到静水边

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‪然后我变得无聊至极

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‪他的职责是用喋喋不休的话语
‪淹没你的悲伤

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‪直到你耳朵出血

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‪四小时后 你会血流殆尽

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‪根本哭不出来

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‪我已经感觉到喉咙像是堵住了

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‪-哇
‪-我是认真的！

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‪喉咙被堵住根本没用！

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‪你需要不遗余力

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‪你需要用眼泪和鼻涕填满两个罐子

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‪然后搅拌半小时

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‪直到它变得均匀和起泡

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‪否则粘液就会沉在底部

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‪我们真的有必要纠结肠子和体液吗？

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‪是的 我们必须要！

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‪你需要全力发泄出来

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‪这样才能摆脱悲伤

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{\an8}‪你有没有注意到“宣泄”和“天主教”
‪这俩词很相似？

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{\an8}‪拉丁语中的“天主教”一词源自希腊语

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{\an8}‪谁会在乎？

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‪两大古文明

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‪在同一观点上走到了一起

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‪你觉得自己有什么资格
‪质疑这一套做法？

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‪我反思了关于牧师
‪眼泪和宣泄的想法

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‪然后我意识到
‪这根本不是我们来这里的原因

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‪这是体育场 不是教堂

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‪祭坛的位置有一个拳击台

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‪我知道我们来这里

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‪是因为爱丽丝痴迷拳击

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‪但是我觉得这里不够庄严

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‪因为牧师的喋喋不休本该让我哭泣

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‪你觉得这里适合人们哭泣吗？

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‪我觉得在买了火车票

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‪来到这里后 我就必须哭一场

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‪你不能为了哭才去参加葬礼

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‪当然 萨拉说得对

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‪去参加葬礼还有另一个原因

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‪或者说参加某些葬礼

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‪你希望会找到答案

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‪我们从周二电话铃声响起后

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‪就一直在寻找

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‪你不知道该说什么 用什么词

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‪如何回答问题…

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‪要不要吃冰激凌？

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‪拜托！这是葬礼！

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‪我是建议去吃冰淇淋 不是去自慰！

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‪这算大不敬吗？爱丽丝乳糖过敏吗？

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‪这不是问题所在
‪而是一个更深层的问题

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‪她为什么要这么做？

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‪这一定是有原因的
‪人吃东西是因为肚子饿

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‪肚子饿是因为没吃午饭

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‪有很多原因和解释…

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‪一定是某个人的错

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‪人们自杀是有原因的

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‪她一定是有原因的

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‪抱歉得由我告诉你
‪但不存在简单的答案

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‪你猜怎么着？

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‪导致一个人自杀的
‪从来不是某个简单明确的理由

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‪那都是胡说八道

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‪或者说一个图省事儿的谎言

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‪在现实生活中
‪除非你躲在一个小屋里

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‪弹药都用完了
‪伊斯兰国的40名恐怖分子过来抓你…

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‪在那种情况下
‪你会把自己炸飞 因为别无选择

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‪但在其他任何情况下 我从未听说

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‪有人因为一个简单的原因自杀

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‪不存在“A导致B”的关联

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‪而是一大堆

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‪那个人无法理解的理由

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‪更不用说其他人了

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‪你是什么意思？

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‪怎么会没有

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‪帮助我们不发疯的答案？

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‪我们无法理解她自杀的原因
‪这也太荒谬了

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‪她可是我们的朋友

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‪你是她的朋友！

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‪我也跟她关系很好 你知道的

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‪当然 我和她就是两个疯子

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‪我们一直在毫无意义地互相追逐

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‪但是我们关系很好

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‪没错 她追上了你 你却跑开了

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‪第一 你懂什么？

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‪第二 我可能没一下子把她扑倒

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‪但她也什么都没表露

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‪我不是在指责她 我尊重她的做法

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‪迈出第一步太冒险了

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‪所以我们两个都没有主动

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‪你是认真的吗？

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‪她主动过好几百次！

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‪-什么？
‪-该死！

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‪她一直叫你出去抽烟

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‪而你总是说：“我不抽烟”

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‪她让你给她写个故事

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‪因为她希望你能敞开心扉

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‪而你给她发了
‪一个令人沮丧的可怕故事

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‪那个讲绊人小孩的故事

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‪在她离开罗马之前

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‪她给你打了一整天的电话

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‪她想在回到这里之前袒露一切

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‪但是你消失了两周！

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‪你不能一味地自欺欺人！

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‪我一下子就懵了 无言以对

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‪我试着理清所有这些事

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‪但感觉就像氢弹在我脑中爆炸了一样

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‪以局外人的身份

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‪审视自己的人生 却认不出自己
‪这是很可怕的事

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‪你总是把这当作休格兰特主演的

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‪那种笨拙的爱情喜剧

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‪讲述两个优柔寡断的人

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‪一直以来互相试探的故事

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‪但现在…

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‪你看到的是一个白痴20年来

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‪想尽办法各种逃避责任

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‪我的腿没知觉了 我焦虑到腿都瘸了

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‪我刚还在扮演侦探

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‪寻找理由 并试图找到动机

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‪但我才是一个参加

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‪受害者葬礼的连环杀手

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‪我知道她不是我杀的

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‪但现在我觉得自己可能是个

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‪让她活下去的原因
‪我本来可以给她点什么…

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‪她的爸爸在讲话

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‪爱丽丝是个非常敏感的女孩

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‪她会内化看到的所有痛苦

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‪她不想占自己周围人的

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‪便宜

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‪她不想那样活着

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‪也许这就是为何她在世界上找不到

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‪一个自己的应许之地

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‪那是我们承诺给她的
‪因为我们深信她会找到

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‪爱丽丝想工作 想为社会服务

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‪当她不得不离开罗马时 她感到挫败

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‪因为她付不起房租

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‪不得不搬回家里和我们一起生活

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‪她因为不够独立而受苦

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‪但爱丽丝远不止此

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‪她不只是有痛苦

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‪爱丽丝充满了热情

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‪她一直做义工照顾孩子

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‪在生命的最后几年
‪她找到了对拳击的热爱

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‪我当时很反对
‪我不明白她为什么要打拳击

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‪我不喜欢自己女儿的脸被打

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‪她说在生活中
‪我们不论如何都会被打脸

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‪她想学会承受这些拳头 奋起反击

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‪她宁愿带着一张满是伤疤的脸老去

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‪也不愿带着一张
‪永葆青春的洋娃娃脸老去

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‪有一段时间 拳击是她的救命稻草

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‪我们的女儿不是受害者

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‪她是个斗士 就像我们全家人一样

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‪她受了很多苦

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‪但她不止于此

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‪她的人生不止于此

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‪多么感人的话 但是我根本不信

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‪我的脑袋停留在这个场景中

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‪“这都是我的错

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‪从耶稣死在十字架上到双子塔事件”

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‪萨拉的话一直在我脑海中回荡

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‪我想说…

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‪胡说八道！这都是你编的！

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‪但我甚至都说服不了自己

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‪拜托 你起码要在情感上
‪对自己坦诚一点

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‪就连耶稣会会士都没这么胆量

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‪我需要去透透气

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‪我一直想着爱丽丝本可能还活着

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‪或许如果我站出来 负起责任

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‪她就不会遇到那个混蛋

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‪或许如果我勇敢一点

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‪如果我是那个能给她理由

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‪继续活下去的人…

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‪你能不能别这样了？

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‪闭嘴！

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‪这就像你小时候

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‪认为自己无所不能
‪可以决定别人的生死

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‪你刚才说爱丽丝在等我主动

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‪我当然感到内疚！

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‪我没有说她自杀

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‪是因为你不肯跟她上床！

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‪我把事实告诉了你

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‪你就感到内疚 是因为你是个自大狂

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‪你想抢风头 但主角不是你！

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‪你没必要对我大发脾气

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‪你是她的朋友

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‪也许在某一刻 她想和你上床

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‪然后她想跟你一起吃冰淇淋

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‪有时候你让她大笑 或是惹她生气

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‪这是人之常情

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‪你不能决定她的生死

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‪这是她的选择

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‪你能不能至少把选择权留给她？

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‪好吧 萨拉这次赢了

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‪我确实支持自主决定权

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‪现在我觉得自己是个自大的白痴

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‪我为自己的想法感到羞耻

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‪困惑、羞耻、三思 我转换了话题

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‪这样萨拉就不会意识到我有多迷惘

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‪那我们为什么要来？

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‪我们不能哭 也没有答案

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‪我们本可以去一个近点的地方旅行

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‪我们必须过来 给一切画上句号

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‪当你被刺伤

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‪伤口缝好后 疼痛不会停止

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‪但是出血停止了 组织才开始结疤

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‪真好 解剖病理学家式的答案

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‪我不明白自己为什么要
‪长途跋涉644公里弄个伤疤

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‪但我没有力气回复

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‪我还在回想着

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‪这20年来爱丽丝每一次
‪都没有被我察觉的主动

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‪你之前知道爱丽丝喜欢我吗？

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‪知道

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‪你是什么意思？谁告诉你的？

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‪她自己说的

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‪你不接电话的那天 她打给了我
‪然后我们出去闲逛

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‪你们到底做了什么？

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‪我们吃了冰淇淋

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‪她说了什么？

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‪说了很多 她说了四个小时

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‪她需要发泄一下

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‪我告诉她你是个混蛋
‪也不理会我的电话

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‪但不管怎样我们还是朋友

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‪你为什么不告诉我？

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‪已经两年了 现在你才告诉我
‪她都自杀了

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‪你就该接电话的！
‪我又不是你的私人助理

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‪好吧 只有我毫无头绪

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‪我把她介绍给你的时候
‪你都不知道我俩有一腿

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‪什么？爱丽丝也是同性恋吗？

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‪算是半个同性恋 还远远不够
‪但我这个人比较活便

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‪你是什么意思？

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‪你们因为我吵架了吗？

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‪你是说我毁了你的感情…

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‪你别再一惊一乍的了！

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‪我告诉你 是因为人是复杂的

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‪他们有隐藏的许多面

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‪他们的行为是由你从外部

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‪看不出来的原因所驱动的

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‪我们只能看到
‪他们内在和外在的一小部分

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‪而且我们能做的很少

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‪我们是一棵小草 还记得吗？

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‪我很困惑
‪我感觉自己是个自大的白痴

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‪我知道一棵小草这说法是对的
‪是有道理的

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‪但它不像30年前那样能安慰到我了

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‪我环顾四周

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‪我觉得我们看起来更像破布

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‪又旧又薄的破布

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‪很像我们自己的人生

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‪我们也很愚蠢

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‪因为我们总是把自己的人生
‪和别人那看起来

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‪剪裁非常完美
‪干净和整洁的成功人生作比较

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‪但也许这只是因为
‪我们在远远地看着

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‪我们盯着这些毫无意义的纸片…

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‪它们并不是我们期待的剪裁形状

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‪如果圣彼得出现

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‪问我身边人的人生是什么形状…

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‪我会觉得圣彼得只会问些愚蠢的问题

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‪（今日口头问答）

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‪我会说…

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‪一个女孩的人生形状
‪她想成为一名老师

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‪她一生都在追逐这个梦想
‪沿着那条线前进

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‪但现在 她的人生日复一日

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‪在自己的指尖流逝
‪她就在城外一间破办公室里

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‪给都不知道她姓名的人端咖啡

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‪一个总是边缘人的人生形状

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‪达摩克利斯的剑悬在他头顶

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‪如果他付得起电费

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‪那只是因为他扑克玩得很好

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{\an8}‪或者是因为其他玩家很弱

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‪也许我会告诉圣彼得

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‪我不知道这场战斗是否还在继续

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‪或者胜负已定

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‪我们发现你可以
‪在糟糕的剪裁中生存下来

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‪接受我们永远过不上

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‪那种干净整洁的成功人生

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‪但我们仍然可以围着火堆

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‪然后提醒自己 到最后

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‪那张纸仍然可以让我们取暖

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‪有时候这就足够了

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‪有时候不是

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‪你们是从罗马来的吗？

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‪爱丽丝的妈妈想让你们回去
‪可能有你们喜欢的东西

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‪我们不知道爱丽丝对这样的一天
‪会有何期待

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‪但我们知道她为自己做义工
‪照顾的孩子有多骄傲

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‪以及那些孩子为她有多骄傲

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‪所以我们仍然喜欢听他们的声音

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‪来吧 孩子们！

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‪爱丽丝 给我们讲王子的故事吧！

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‪如果你们安静的话 我就会讲

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‪这故事的主角叫泽塔
‪一个不希望早晨到来的小孩

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‪因为头一天晚上 他的妈妈告诉他…

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‪明天你得去买牛奶

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‪但谁总是在商店附近晃荡呢？

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‪绊人王子！

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‪没错！绊人王子！

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‪所有人都知道他是个危险的人

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‪所以没人想去商店

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‪泽塔的女朋友贝鲁斯卡告诉他…

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‪如果你死了 我能要你的兔子吗？

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‪-第二天早上…
‪-真是个好故事

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‪泽塔没看到任何人

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‪也许是王子生病了

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‪不 突然出现了一个腿很长的影子

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‪-要不要吃冰激凌？
‪-是王子！

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‪是王子！

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‪半尾猫跑开了 以免被绊倒

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‪泽塔试图过马路 但是他做不到
‪然后会发生什么？

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‪他被绊倒了！

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‪他就那样被绊倒了

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‪他像一袋土豆那样摔倒
‪他们都看到他了

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‪他受伤了吗？

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‪受了一点伤 但是会好起来的

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‪他的膝盖在流血吗？

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‪有点 但是第二天 就已经结疤了

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‪爱丽丝 伤疤什么时候能愈合？

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‪伤疤永远不会愈合

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‪它就像是一枚奖牌
‪没有人能从你身上夺走

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‪所以一等泽塔长大 不再害怕王子后

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‪他会记得自己经历了如此多的冒险

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‪他不断跌倒 又站起来

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‪为什么伤疤不会愈合？

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‪因为是伤疤啊

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‪你洗不掉它

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‪虽然很可怕 但也是好事

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‪这就是人生

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‪我去散个步

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‪休战

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‪就只是今天 好吗？

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‪他就那样被绊倒了

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‪好

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‪白痴

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‪-不是说休战吗？
‪-战争现在又开始了

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