[wind howling]
[metal clanking]
[rumbling]
[eerie, melancholy music plays over radio]
[static crackling]
-[music distorting] -[static blaring]
[static and music crescendo]
[silence]
[rumbling]
[air rushing]
[rushing stops]
[tense music plays]
[heartbeat thudding]
[no audible dialogue]
[dramatic music plays]
[dramatic music continues]
-[door opens] -[giggles] Spaceship pilot!
What? No! N!
-My mom was back there! -[shrieks]
-Sorry! I didn't kno-- Oh. -[alarm blares briefly, stops]
[muffled] You were supposed to get away.
Yeah, I'm kind of, like, actually mad about what you did.
But we can-- talk later! [alarm blaring]
[tense music plays]
[sniffles]
[chuckles evilly]
-Then die mad, bi-- -[small explosion]
[no audible dialogue]
[dramatic, melancholy music plays]
[muffled whimpering]
[both whimpering]
[both grunt]
Well, that's a serious issue.
Um, before that whole thing...
We're, like, dating... right?
Oh. Y-Yeah.
-Like, that was the plan, yeah... -Just 'cause, I can't always read...
Like... y-yeah?
Yay... [giggles nervously]
Gross! Get away!
Time to murder a planet!
[cackling]
[dramatic music plays]
Yes. Thank you, boss.
Good as new-- Yep, there is cool.
Thanks.
[both grunting, whimpering]
[sighs] All right, "sentient" mass.
Time to go in the scary planet...
hole... thing.
[grunts] Ow.
Gravity. Okay.
I'm fine, and calm, and-
Go away.
Hup! Hyah!
[intense music plays]
Can't betray us that easy, narc!
It's "senior informant"... [yelps]
Working with Cyn?!
[all screaming]
[grunts]
[silence]
[intense music continues]
Ugh!
We were supposed to get away, J!
You said we do our jobs on this planet...
-Oh, grow up, V! -...and it leaves us alone--
It tricked you.
If I promised you anything...
it tricked me, too.
You know there's no escape,
even in death!
[winces, panting]
I promise it's better on the winning team,
as a team.
Oh, how about you bite me?!
Hey, Cyn!
Suck... on... this!
[deep, low howl]
[intense music continues]
[deep, low roar]
[high-pitched tone blaring]
[electronic feedback crackling]
Dropped this, silly.
[electronic warbling, beeping]
Hello, Uzi.
[higher pitched] Hi, N.
[normal voice] I see.
You will not talk to me because I have hurt...
your feelings.
[distorted voice] Easier to assimilate than explain, anyway.
Callback ping.
[groaning, wincing]
Bite me.
-[air whistling] -[gasps]
[Solver] Okay.
[gasps]
[screams]
[gasps, coughing]
-Agh! -[Solver] Okay.
-[whimpering] -[Solver] You first, eager beaver.
Hee-hee-hee. Let me in. Let me in.
Let me in. Let me in. Let me in.
Let me in. Let me in. Let me in. Let me in.
-[whimpering] -[shrieks]
[yelps]
[shrieks]
[hollers, grunts]
[frantic music plays]
[groaning]
Offer rescinded!
And here I thought you stepped it up after Earth.
I never needed either of you.
[tense music plays]
[panting, groaning]
[rapid thudding approaching]
Lick.
Callback ping.
[distant] Callback ping.
Callback ping.
[advancing] Callback ping.
Callback ping.
-Callback ping. -[distorted tones warble]
Callback ping.
-Callback ping. -[whimpering]
-[Solver] Callback ping. -[rapid footsteps thudding]
[passing closely] Callback ping.
[retreating] Callback ping.
[echoing] Callback ping.
Callback ping.
Callback ping...
[very distant] Callback ping...
-[rumbling] -[metal crunches]
[V, coughing]
N?
You're okay?
I wasn't-- Tessa is Cyn! She's here.
N, I don't know how much you remember, but J tricked us.
Or, it tricked J, too!
N?
I'm so sorry.
I-I should have been honest with you.
I was just so scared for us-- for you!
V, stop!
[gasps]
[Solver] Do your job, and I leave you and N alone.
Right, V?
[gasps, stammers] I-I can still...
[Solver] Bad job, V.
[whimpering]
-[suspenseful music plays] -[panting, whimpering]
-[grunts] -[shrieks]
[grunts]
[giggling]
[panting]
[giggling]
Squirmy worm.
[glitched audio] Go-- fu-- d-- mit--
[chuckles]
-Hah! -Go long, Uzi!
Eye roll.
Uzi's not here.
[intense music plays]
[blade rings]
[Uzi] Hands off!
No one traumatizes these weirdly hot robots but me!
Glad you're not dead, or whatever.
[pensive music plays]
[Solver] Boring. And annoying.
[distorted audio] Callback ping.
Sorry, just me in here.
I think dumb things are frickin' cool, and I...
am...
free!
[Heart] Kick her butt, babe! Whoo!
[chuckles]
'Kay.
[AJ Dispirito's "Bite Me" plays]
♪ As she waits at dawn ♪
♪ Looking for a way ♪
♪ To escape her lonely heart ♪
♪ Let them swallow you ♪
♪ I won't fall down ♪
♪ You need me ♪
♪ We don't follow crowds ♪
♪ We mold them new ♪
♪ I'm not done ♪
♪ Believe me ♪
♪ We won't settle down ♪
♪ We'll make them move ♪
-♪ Make them mine ♪ -♪ I won’t let them ♪
♪ I repent them, I won't let them ♪
♪ I won't let them ♪
♪ I will let go ♪
[squelch]
[music continues faintly over speakers]
- ♪ Tear apart my mind ♪ - ♪ Tear apart my mind ♪
-Wrong team. -No more tricks.
I dunno, I feel like we need a secret handshake
or something, right?
♪ I won't fall down ♪
♪ You need me ♪
♪ We don't follow crowds ♪
♪ We mold them new ♪
♪ I'm not done ♪
♪ Believe me ♪
♪ We won't settle down ♪
♪ We'll make them move ♪
[repeating faintly] ♪ We'll make them move ♪
♪ Make them mine ♪
♪ Make them miiiii-iiiiii-iiiiine ♪
♪ You should let me go ♪
♪ I'm not worth saving ♪
♪ We won't let them know ♪
♪ Let them ca... ♪
[music continues faintly over speakers]
[music continues at normal volume]
♪ Let them swallow you ♪
-[grunts, hollers] -[splat]
[hollers]
[rumbling]
[demonic shrieking]
[ominous music plays]
[heartbeat thudding]
[Solver gagging]
[panting, whimpering]
[chomps]
[gulps]
[rumbling]
[N, muffled] Uzi!
Uzi!!
[wind howling]
[rain pattering]
[distant rumbling]
[gags, panting]
[grunting]
[grunting softly]
[yelps]
[grunts] Agh!
[screams]
Oof!
Whoop!
[grunts]
[exhales]
Uh... [chuckles] Thank--
[Heart] You don't know me and I hate you!
[hollering]
[pensive music plays]
Kinda hot?
[approaching engine rumbling]
[horn honking]
[screeching]
Ugh.
Uzi?
[gasps] Uzi!
-[laughing] -[groans goofily]
[laughs]
-Ugh. -Ow.
[gasps] Get back!
Uzi?
Is... -[laughs] Oh, hell, yeah!
I'm a damaged OC.
-Ugh. It's her. -It's you!
[both laughing]
[cackling]
Ugh, ow!
And, yep, that's how I learned nightmares are real,
and we probably should have stayed behind the ol' doors.
Whoo! All right!
[screams]
And that maybe I don't actually hate it here.
As much.
-[all cheering, clapping] -Whooooo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
-That's my girlfriend! -[both booing]
[booing stops]
[booing resumes]
[chuckles]
[dramatic music plays]
Also, now, I can do this!
-Hah! -[all shriek]
[AJ Dispirito's "Forever" plays]
♪ And when the ice sets in ♪
♪ I'll need you ♪
♪ If only when we met ♪
♪ We knew you ♪
♪ And then, our time concludes ♪
♪ And far beyond the stars we flew ♪
♪ Forever ♪
♪ Tell myself I lost my soul for you ♪
♪ Go there after ♪
♪ See you never ♪
[music continues over headphones]
[music stops]
[Solver] You look g-g-great.
Mm.
Have you a considered a-a bow, though?