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‎收到偉士達旅行車才20分鐘
‎就被警察臨檢？

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‎誰的本事這麼大？

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‎只有無腦的犯罪主腦

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‎克爾索家的人

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‎老公，他們就愛惹事生非

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‎就像雨林裡的青蛙

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‎色彩鮮艷又美麗

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‎但一舔牠們
‎你的皮膚會片片掉落而死

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‎對不起，先暫停一下好嗎？

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‎我們在牽手，很可愛吧？

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‎我的美夢終於成真了

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‎爺爺，我知道這很丟臉
‎但我們會被臨檢

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‎是因為車牌從1980年就沒換

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‎她說得對，佛曼先生

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‎如果要找罪魁禍首，有時該檢討自己

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‎我的腳就快檢討你的屁股了

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‎別把臉湊過來讓他打

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‎我知道我們一開始不投緣
‎請給我一次機會

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‎這隻青蛙遲早會變蝴蝶

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‎光是站在這裡，我的智商就被拉低

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‎不准你來我家，滾出去

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‎什麼？不行！

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‎乖孫女，別死抓著青蛙

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‎一，二，三，四

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‎整日閒晃街頭

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‎生活一成不變

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‎無所事事，只和你聊

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‎我們都好…

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‎90 年代秀

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‎威斯康辛，大家好！

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‎酷愛寶寶？

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‎妳想刺在身上？

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‎意思是別想太多

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‎那妳做到了

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‎傑伊，我想你
‎好遺憾你不能在這裡一起玩

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‎葛雯和歐基在聊天

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‎妮琪在嚼口香糖

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‎內特在喬雞雞

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‎你要多灑爽身粉，寶貝

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‎夏季是性器的天敵

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‎我跟他聊一下好嗎？

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‎快過來，兄弟

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‎莉亞的奶奶在看牙醫，瑞德在監理站

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‎討厭，我也想你

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‎-他要來了
‎-是喔？

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‎我得刮腋毛

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‎什麼？

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‎那是妮琪說的，再見

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‎葛雯，快幫我

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‎交男友後的第一天

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‎我也該走了

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‎20分鐘後要和SAT家教見面

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‎又要見那傢伙？

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‎但妳夠聰明了，還幫我逃出彈翻床

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‎我在SAT要拿高分，才能進好大學
‎把病治好

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‎郵票上才會有我的臉，讓敵人來舔

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‎她最近常和家教見面

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‎有人在吃醋嗎？

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‎沒有，是我在吃醋

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‎她常和那傢伙見面

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‎你覺得我需要擔心嗎？

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‎這很難講，我又不認識他
‎但我認識你

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‎也許需要吧

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‎我就知道

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‎你這麼擔心，就去看那傢伙有幾兩重

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‎不了，我應該信任她

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‎內特，我常看談話節目
‎我學到兩個道理

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‎人都會劈腿

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‎還有，一日蕩婦，終生蕩婦

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‎真開心你來了

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‎別擔心，往前走三步吧

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‎不行，要是瑞德回來呢？

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‎葛雯，他這樣好聰明

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‎聰明、帥氣又勇敢

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‎誰的爺爺我都不怕

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‎嚇死我！我只是想擠進門

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‎別把我們嚇到噴屎

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‎朗克小姐，抱歉，我奶奶不在家

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‎我知道，我得去牙醫診所接她
‎麻藥會讓她很恍惚

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‎我想先過來採購日用品

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‎比去店裡輕鬆多了

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‎媽！

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‎拿優格給我

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‎男生跑出去放屁

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‎就知道你們還在熱戀

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‎傑伊，請進

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‎-我好想妳
‎-我也想你

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‎他是剛從伊拉克回來嗎？

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‎他們分開一天了，爺爺不准他進屋子

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‎瑞德好嚴格，像我爸一樣

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‎從來都不相信我

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‎有時我覺得我是這樣才變壞的

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‎不是啦

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‎乖女兒，真貼心，但我真這樣想

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‎大人應該更貼心才對

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‎對孩子用高壓政策不會管用

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‎那妳答應讓我刺青了？

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‎對不起，小姐

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‎我容忍妳犯錯，但犯終身大錯就不行

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‎刺青、當媽媽和酒駕是三大罪

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‎等等，到牙醫診所不是只要五分鐘？

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‎傑伊，不如你去載我奶奶吧？

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‎我知道這句話聽起來很孬

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‎但我確定妳爺爺會踹我屁股

105
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‎但你能向他證明你多有責任感

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‎沒錯，同時你也應該讓瑞德知道

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‎你受不了他評斷你

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‎還有，到現在還讓你覺得
‎自己沒用又不受尊重

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‎好像你不是個好媽媽

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‎她指的好像不只是我們

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‎我們必須做點嘗試

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‎可以借妳的車開嗎？

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‎妳和爺爺之間的事，我不太想介入

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‎-油箱會幫妳加滿
‎-鑰匙拿去

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‎我會留在這裡，到買完日用品為止

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‎我知道你很擔心，但我們只要

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‎接我貼心又鎮定的奶奶就好

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‎換妳唱！

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‎什麼…百老匯

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‎老人好像都愛這首歌！

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‎高潮收尾！

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‎葛雯，別鼓勵她！

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‎但這樣好好玩

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‎她比毒蟲還要嗨

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‎奶奶，拜託冷靜一點吧？

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‎掃興！

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‎-沒錯，掃興！
‎-掃興！

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‎-等等，剛才經過了刺青店，停車！
‎-葛雯，算了吧

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‎我唯一的任務是安全載她回家
‎我絕不會停車

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‎紅燈！

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‎拜託啦

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‎這是我的好機會

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‎妳奶奶茫了，她會答應的

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‎對吧，佛曼太太？
‎妳希望我去刺青吧？

135
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‎沒錯，然後偷一艘船，開去賭城

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‎不對，我們要回家，哄奶奶睡覺

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‎再向爺爺證明，傑伊很有責任感

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‎-猜猜我是誰？
‎-天哪！

139
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‎馬上回來

140
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‎待會見，怪咖

141
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‎小妮？

142
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‎什麼？

143
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‎妳竟然在這裡！

144
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‎真想不到！

145
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‎現在？怎麼會？什麼？好怪

146
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‎我說過會來這裡

147
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‎想起來了，和妳的家教

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‎我完全忘了這個人，他人呢？

149
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‎崔弗啊？他來了

150
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‎媽媽咪呀

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‎崔弗，這個男生是我男友內特

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‎“男生”？

153
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‎叫我“男人”，我長不出鬍子

154
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‎要腰部以下是整片地毯

155
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‎我叫歐基

156
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‎我的小兒科醫師說我會長到188公分

157
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‎她常對我提起你

158
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‎你是美式足球隊員？

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‎沒錯，但我們打球時

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‎絕對需要你們在看台加油，所以…

161
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‎其實崔弗拿到聖母大學的
‎美式足球獎學金

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‎他是不需要啦，他爸是國會議員

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‎天佑美國

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‎真好玩

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‎也很正常

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‎謝謝你們來打招呼
‎但我們該繼續上課了

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‎對了，我們也超級忙

168
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‎歐基的蜥蜴生病了，我得幫忙餵藥

169
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‎要塞屁眼

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‎很好

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‎很開心認識你，內特，你也是，歐基

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‎我25歲

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‎你輸到脫褲了

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‎怎麼那麼久？

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‎我們同時說出口，好可愛

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‎我現在沒可愛的心情

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‎要是妳爺爺比我們早到家…

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‎-他…會殺了我們
‎-會殺了我們

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‎好，這就真的很可愛

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‎好久

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‎-我看看
‎-我打退堂鼓了

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‎有個女人插隊，還耗了很久

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‎我刺青了！

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‎去賭城吧！

185
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‎所以我是對的

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‎崔弗那傢伙顯然想要引誘妮琪

187
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‎應該不花吹灰之力吧

188
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‎怎樣才能挽救我的感情？

189
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‎他帥氣又聰明，也沒欠妮琪70塊

190
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‎我懂了

191
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‎我去揍他，簡單！

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‎所以你要當“請他出來”那種男人

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‎哪種男人？

194
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‎所有談話節目都會出現這種男人

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‎主持人會說：“請他出來”

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‎大家都會倒喝采

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‎然後他會說：“你們又不了解我”

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‎你沒看過談話節目？

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‎（歐基）

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‎歐基！

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‎歡迎繼續收看！

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‎今天的來賓是妮琪和崔弗

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‎他們看似一對璧人

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‎但有人對此不滿

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‎請他出來

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‎爛人！

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‎你們又不瞭解我

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‎內特

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‎請說說你不高興的原因？

210
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:30,586
‎這是我女友
‎現在她和這個呆瓜走在一起

211
00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:32,511
‎所以突然覺得我不夠優秀

212
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,420
‎妮琪？

213
00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:37,927
‎內特很好，但…崔弗刺激了我的身心

214
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,598
‎同時嗎？不可能

215
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,387
‎我就做得到

216
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:45,902
‎內特，別這樣

217
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:49,188
‎我不想再玩遊戲，小妮
‎妳要做出抉擇

218
00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,530
‎妳選他？還是選我？

219
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,689
‎那就選他

220
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:54,447
‎這傢伙？

221
00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:55,698
‎你又不了解他

222
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:57,821
‎你不了解他

223
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:05,409
‎-閉嘴，你們不了解我！
‎-爛人！

224
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:08,708
‎大家都不了解你

225
00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:11,499
‎別再這樣說了

226
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,384
‎（歐基）

227
00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:17,835
‎我必須找妮琪談談

228
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:22,058
‎-你想對她說什麼？
‎-你越來越奇怪了

229
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,142
‎我們馬上回來

230
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,403
‎刺青？

231
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:33,231
‎我連防水睫毛膏都不擦

232
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:34,818
‎瑞德會殺了我

233
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:35,902
‎葛雯

234
00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:39,816
‎我知道，但我阻止她刺鐵絲網蕩女

235
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,367
‎所以妳該感謝我

236
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,710
‎奶奶，真對不起，不該發生這些事的

237
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,078
‎妳現在怎麼有心情煮菜？

238
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:51,594
‎這樣才能面對壓力
‎我清醒時竟然發現我去刺青！

239
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,503
‎發生什麼大事？

240
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:56,127
‎妳蛋用完了？我不知道為什麼

241
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,175
‎妳看我去看牙醫的結果

242
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,759
‎我的媽媽咪呀！

243
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:04,265
‎聽說他們會趁妳茫的時候猥褻妳
‎但這個太過分了

244
00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:06,805
‎我媽會氣到活過來

245
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,982
‎好在骨灰已經撒在

246
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,861
‎她教會旁邊那家時時樂的停車場

247
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,229
‎妳也刺青了？

248
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,436
‎妳一直說要刺青

249
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:19,197
‎沒有，妳不准，我向來聽妳的話

250
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,320
‎很好，刺了成了一輩子的蕩婦

251
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,243
‎對不起

252
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,075
‎真的除不掉嗎？

253
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,044
‎有沒有…特殊的藥膏？

254
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,915
‎有的話，我的髖骨就不會有

255
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,003
‎在衝浪的摩登原始人

256
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,837
‎瑞德來了，天哪，他會怎麼想？

257
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,796
‎他會氣瘋了

258
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,677
‎來回踱步，也許會扣我零用錢

259
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,096
‎抱歉，突然想起我爸

260
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:52,982
‎你快出去吧

261
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:55,363
‎不行，我不會讓妳一個人挨罵

262
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,691
‎很好，他要頂罪，那我走囉

263
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,197
‎等等

264
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,025
‎把這些拿走，家裡新鮮蔬果快吃完了

265
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,371
‎在想出最好的說法之前

266
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,241
‎先別讓爺爺看到妳的手腕

267
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,868
‎我在老公面前沒有秘密，他很明理

268
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:19,970
‎在十八層地獄有個小小空間

269
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:23,589
‎魔鬼會在那裏把火塞進你的嘴裡

270
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,099
‎那裡就是監理站

271
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,147
‎老婆，今天還好嗎？

272
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,771
‎今天…今天…

273
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:38,694
‎非常好

274
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:42,448
‎什麼瘋狂的事都沒有

275
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,069
‎他在這裡幹嘛？

276
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,538
‎他把他家菜園的雞送給奶奶

277
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,620
‎沒錯

278
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,124
‎我在做晚餐

279
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,883
‎手必須伸進去

280
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,918
‎好棒

281
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,011
‎一定會很好吃

282
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,467
‎要把手拿出來嗎？

283
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,676
‎並不想

284
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,975
‎我要去洗衣服了

285
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:25,526
‎我對你們很失望

286
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,368
‎你們所有人

287
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,330
‎尤其是你，小克爾索

288
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,582
‎我前幾天說錯了

289
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:37,424
‎踹你屁股根本是浪費力氣

290
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,092
‎你從沒給過他機會

291
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,340
‎聽到他的姓氏，你就決定要討厭他

292
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,474
‎太不公平了

293
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,590
‎但這樣我才開心

294
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,104
‎莉亞，他說得對

295
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,518
‎先生，是我的錯，開車的是我

296
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,734
‎發生這種事，我覺得很丟臉

297
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:59,771
‎但我真心相信，錯誤會讓我們變成熟

298
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,863
‎我希望自己夠格和您的孫女約會

299
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,158
‎-滾出去
‎-馬上走人

300
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,203
‎還有妳，回房間去

301
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,285
‎瑞德，你不覺得自己太嚴厲了？

302
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,832
‎他們的確犯了錯，但沒人受傷

303
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,877
‎我老婆去刺青
‎好像雷克島監獄的犯人

304
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,420
‎我開始喜歡它了

305
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,376
‎我好像《火爆浪子》裡的大姐頭

306
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:33,966
‎我只有麻煩妳把琪蒂載回家

307
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:39,148
‎妳卻把事情推給小朋友
‎讓整件事變成鬧劇

308
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,227
‎妳這輩子總是這樣

309
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,111
‎你知道嗎？

310
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,033
‎去你的

311
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,907
‎真是嘮叨鬼

312
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,198
‎你知道我被罵多少年

313
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,492
‎被罵總在惹事生非？

314
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:56,366
‎我現在不需要你的尊重了
‎因為我終於尊重我自己

315
00:15:56,455 --> 00:16:00,035
‎也不必站在這裡被你罵了

316
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:04,545
‎還有，謝謝你從沒教過我騎單車

317
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,219
‎我的樣子像她爸爸嗎？

318
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,305
‎我帶了點心給你

319
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,024
‎-她怎麼回事？
‎-瑞德

320
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,982
‎莉亞只是青少年

321
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:26,525
‎賀爾蒙爆表，常做錯決定

322
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,360
‎我說的是雪莉

323
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:31,905
‎她也是賀爾蒙爆表，常做錯決定

324
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,537
‎我是說…

325
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:39,458
‎要是她對她爸不滿，讓她去兇他吧

326
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,500
‎沒錯

327
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:45,092
‎當代罪羔羊的感覺不好

328
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:49,879
‎什麼啦？

329
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,387
‎傑伊不是他爸

330
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:56,176
‎他可以開溜，讓莉亞擔罪

331
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,725
‎但你也看到了，他為她挺身而出
‎承擔責任

332
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,560
‎麥可克爾索絕不會這樣

333
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:05,475
‎麥可克爾索把自己黏在我們的冰箱上

334
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,242
‎我覺得妳的標準太低

335
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,362
‎聽我說，瑞德，我也有錯

336
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,407
‎莉亞說得對

337
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,831
‎我們從沒給過傑伊機會

338
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,883
‎這個語氣我懂，你開始改變心意了

339
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,593
‎既然你變開明一點了…

340
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,054
‎你不喜歡嗎？

341
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:35,801
‎其實…蠻有冒險的味道

342
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,189
‎我知道你在動什麼腦筋

343
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,809
‎沒錯

344
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,611
‎讚啦！

345
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,409
‎寶貝

346
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:57,698
‎你還好吧？

347
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,445
‎你沒捏我屁股，說：“兩位妹妹好”

348
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,537
‎小妮，我擔心我們的將來

349
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,205
‎-妳最近常和崔弗…
‎-崔弗？

350
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,674
‎內特，我和崔弗之間沒什麼

351
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,335
‎你知道我不喜歡肌肉男

352
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,222
‎我不知該作何感想，但…

353
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:19,176
‎不只是他，還有其他原因

354
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,934
‎包括SAT和讀書

355
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,601
‎我怕妳會拋下我

356
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,016
‎內特，我念大學不是想拋下你

357
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,276
‎我…上大學是為了開創未來

358
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,740
‎我在妳的未來裡嗎？

359
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,610
‎未來還沒確定

360
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,454
‎我命由我不由天

361
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,988
‎妳好辣
‎還套用《魔鬼終結者2》的對白

362
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,873
‎我無法想像沒有妳的日子

363
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,285
‎告訴我，我們會廝守到老

364
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,589
‎來抱一下

365
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:56,256
‎寶貝，未來的事很難說
‎我只知道我愛你

366
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,426
‎希望這就夠了

367
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:00,723
‎是夠了

368
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,864
‎-開心多了？
‎-沒錯

369
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,444
‎兩位妹妹好

370
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,441
‎我要回家吃晚餐了

371
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,277
‎-你確定心情好多了？
‎-沒錯

372
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,695
‎-對，好多了
‎-好

373
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,747
‎（《個性少女》）

374
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,378
‎妳好

375
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,089
‎乖孫女，聽我說，我想了很久

376
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,971
‎如果妳想繼續和克爾索家的小子交往

377
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:37,715
‎我就給他一次機會

378
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:39,757
‎沒錯？

379
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,722
‎但妳要小心，不准再飆車

380
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,767
‎他也不准上樓，可以嗎？

381
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,649
‎目前還可以，下次我看到傑伊
‎會把一切都告訴他

382
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:51,731
‎是喔

383
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:58,703
‎馬上走人

384
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,200
‎-掰，寶貝
‎-掰，寶貝

385
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,291
‎我和琪蒂聊過了，我得說

386
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,336
‎我知道你不是我爸

387
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,757
‎第一，你還活著

388
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,839
‎你也不是混蛋

389
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:24,846
‎我們是來聊天還是…來學習的？

390
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,932
‎現在…就和我們練習的一樣

391
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,562
‎我的平衡感也許還不錯

392
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,435
‎畢竟我常常酒醉穿高跟鞋走回家

393
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:36,105
‎成功了！

394
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,533
‎好，這就對了，現在轉回來

395
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,532
‎我成功了

396
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,663
‎非常好

397
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,453
‎-快剎車，馬上剎車
‎-糟糕！

398
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,825
‎妳這白癡！

399
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,412
‎別擔心，我沒事

400
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:28,450
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