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‎餅乾

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‎我們別看《飛越比佛利》
‎馬拉松了好嗎？

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‎害我做了關於安德莉雅祖克曼的春夢

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‎我好迷惘

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‎只有這部劇能讓我撐過
‎和傑伊分手的打擊

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‎我知道妳很受傷

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‎但妳又忘了，還沒約會，何來分手？

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‎我比較喜歡躲在裡面

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‎天哪，還在追《飛越比佛利》？
‎還真可悲

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‎我不會直接告訴她
‎但她需要專業的協助

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‎我看到她在附近徘徊

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‎爺爺以前也是這樣

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‎在他臨死前

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‎各位，別說了

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‎她正在經歷特別的時刻

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‎特別笨的時刻

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‎葛雯！我人就在這裡

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‎很好，妳要聽到才行

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‎我得痛苦多久？

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‎需要這段感情一半的時間
‎妳才能放下

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‎既然這段感情根本還沒開始…

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‎妳沒事了

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‎莉亞，別這樣，別躲回傷心小窩

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‎我們是來送妳生日禮物的

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‎各位，我喜歡
‎你們怎麼知道我的尺寸？

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‎我們買了特大號，因為我們也需要

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‎這張椅子太小了？

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‎快把生日卡拿給莉亞

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‎貓在裡面

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‎貓在外面

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‎貓在裡面，貓在外面，貓…

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‎貓不見了

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‎我想念大家
‎沒有你們，我的傷心小窩好孤單

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‎我不會因為和傑伊分手
‎毀了我的生日

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‎不是分手

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‎不是分手

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‎-不是分手
‎-不是分手？

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‎一生有幾次15歲生日？

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‎不多

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‎我不愛他了

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‎新的一年，新的我

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‎街頭新頑童

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‎我高度調太低

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‎這是什麼？
‎你把我卡片上的名字拼錯了

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‎你不會拚女友的名字？

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‎我看看

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‎小妮

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‎你們要走了？我才剛調好

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‎一，二，三，四

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‎整天閒晃街頭

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‎生活一成不變

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‎無事可做，只和你聊

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‎我們都好…

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‎90 年代秀

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‎威斯康辛，大家好！

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‎唐娜和艾瑞克沒辦法參加莉亞的生日

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‎艾瑞克很不高興，但他報名太空營時
‎就該知道風險多大

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‎琪蒂，他是從雙層床掉下來
‎又不是阿波羅13號

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‎他會後悔沒睡下層

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‎因為我要辦琪蒂克佛曼的
‎經典生日派對

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‎老朋友，只有你和我

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‎好戲要上場了

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‎妳要辦的是小孩的派對

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‎這次別給自己太大壓力

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‎別擔心

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‎我特地早起開工

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‎天哪，7點了
‎我還沒抹辣粉做燒烤！

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‎我負責的部分完成了

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‎禮物買好了

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‎20元

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‎你做了一件事，好棒棒呢

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‎抱歉我生氣了，只是…生日真好玩

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‎今天會很難過

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‎你好，妳好，大家好

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‎現在更難過了

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‎鮑勃，你趕到了

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‎妳知道他要來？

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‎你卻不知道，所以他才在這裡

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‎-你好！
‎-妳好

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‎我買了新鮮佛州柳橙給妳

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‎我坐飛機時拿來當枕頭

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‎要是發現裡面有捲毛，那就是我

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‎我會放進洗碗機

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‎壽星出現了

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‎生日快樂

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‎我先說了

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‎鮑勃爺爺

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‎看看妳

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‎長得好漂亮

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‎潘西亞迪家的基因像狗一樣強壯

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‎狗X啦

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‎那是派對要喝的牛奶！

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‎沒啦，生日快樂，乖孫女

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‎生日快樂，小朋友

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‎奶奶還好吧？

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‎妳能閃則閃

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‎要是你不會拚我的名字

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‎我還有什麼是你不知道的？

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‎小妮，我不會知道自己不知道的事

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‎問我妳奶子的問題
‎我就能在餐巾上畫出來

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‎妳是壽星，還請我們吃午餐？

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‎我要謝謝你們這週的照顧

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‎我不難搞吧？

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‎天哪，妳是認真的

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‎好在妳終於明白
‎別笨到把時間浪費在男人身上

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‎那是我們的工作

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‎對極了，我要開心過生日

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‎我不會再悶悶不樂了

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‎很好

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‎因為傑伊和莎琳娜剛剛走進來

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‎慘了，她會故態復萌

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‎沒錯，莉亞，時機太不巧了
‎我們走吧

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‎真的，我沒事

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‎我會正常過去打招呼

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‎呆瓜們，你們好嗎？

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‎我喜歡她的肢體動作，堅強又有自信

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‎她剛剛拿起一根酸黃瓜

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‎今天是我生日

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‎新的一年，新的開始，15歲大壽

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‎好可愛喔，我想不起15歲生日的情形

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‎那時我好像在巴哈馬

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‎我也是

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‎但妳人在這裡

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‎錯，你才在這裡

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‎反正今晚會有盛大的派對

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‎奶奶邀了她的橋牌牌友
‎到時會很熱鬧

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‎對喔，我好失禮，你們應該要來

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‎-妳確定？
‎-當然

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‎我要所有朋友和他們的新女友
‎參加我的派對

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‎太好了，我們會到

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‎我也會，真期待

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‎我毀了我的生日

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‎你們這時該安慰我才對

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‎但妳說的是事實

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‎這根酸黃瓜不吉利！

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‎把妳不祥的酸黃瓜拿遠一點

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‎那隻手你還要嗎？

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‎開心地做杯子蛋糕還真難

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‎但妳辦到了

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‎不想幫我就去客廳裡坐著

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‎和鮑勃聊他的人工睪丸

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‎妳幹嘛邀他？

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‎幹嘛不高興？他也是莉亞的爺爺

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‎都是艾瑞克的錯

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‎鮑勃在世上只有一個女兒

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‎他卻偏偏中意她

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‎兩位好，在忙甚麼？

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‎在廚房當然忙做菜

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‎可惡

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‎講他的名字三遍
‎他就像陰間大法師降世了

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‎我要為派對做我有名的蛤蜊醬

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‎好貼心，但今晚很多食物了

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‎我知道
‎但孩子難免會想吃美味的東西

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‎我把火腿放在裡面解凍

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‎我好興奮

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‎我下重本買了生日禮物給莉亞

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‎我買了伴唱機給她

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‎-不是很貴嗎？
‎-貴死了

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‎價標我沒剪掉

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‎希望她…記得我多愛她

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‎我獨處一下

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‎這傢伙以為他能毀了我的派對？

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‎做蛤蜊醬火腿？想得美

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‎琪蒂，火腿沖一沖就好了

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‎我的20元禮物慘輸一台伴唱機

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‎瑞德，那就提高攻擊力

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‎你比他多一顆睪丸，別丟臉

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‎各位，我想到

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‎我邀傑伊和他女友來派對的原因了

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‎準備好了？

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‎我還沒放下傑伊

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‎-天哪，真想不到
‎-不會吧？

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‎對啊

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‎我也很驚訝

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‎都是我的錯

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‎因為，各位…我是阿蘭

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‎-阿蘭？
‎-《飛越比佛利》的布蘭達華爾許

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‎阿蘭迷戀一個男生，卻不敢追他

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‎（《飛越點域鎮》）

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‎（莉亞）

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‎（葛雯）

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‎（傑伊）

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‎（歐基）

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‎（內特）

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‎（妮琪）

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‎（瑞德）

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‎（琪蒂）

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‎（以及布萊恩奧斯汀格林飾演大衛）

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‎從小大家就說我在逃避

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‎但其實

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‎我在往目標奔跑

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‎就是我吧？

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‎沒錯

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‎莉亞，我今晚要當派對DJ
‎要來嗎？會很好玩

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‎大衛，別煩我

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‎是因為我唸一年級吧？

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‎阿蘭很被動，是很情緒化的受氣包

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‎這就說得通了

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‎沒錯吧？

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‎但你們知道誰是獵男高手嗎？

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‎擺出富家女姿態的人氣金髮妹
‎凱莉

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‎（《飛越點域鎮》）

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‎從小大家就說我在逃避

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‎但其實

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‎我在往目標奔跑

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‎就是我吧？

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‎不對，賤人，是我啦

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‎-莉亞？
‎-我是凱莉

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‎各位，我今晚要當派對DJ
‎要來嗎？會很好玩？

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‎別煩我，大衛

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‎是因為我唸一年級吧？

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‎我喜歡，我可以加點變化嗎？

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‎（《飛越點域鎮》）

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‎各位，我今晚要當派對DJ
‎要來嗎？會很好玩？

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‎這個霹靂舞高手會到場，你們看

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‎請下音樂

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00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,295
‎他是我看過最酷的孩子

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‎你認真？

219
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‎大衛不會說謊

220
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‎傑伊和莎琳娜來派對時
‎我會讓他們認清事實

221
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‎用凱莉的方式

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‎難怪女性薪資低男性三成

223
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‎不是說不要迷戀傑伊嗎？

224
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,200
‎我又沒迷戀

225
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‎我只想改變自己的外貌、舉止和思維
‎好把他搶回來

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‎-好痛！妳幹嘛？
‎-把妳彈醒

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‎小姐！

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‎嘿！

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‎住手

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‎可惜觀戰的是我

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‎別這樣！

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‎我拿禮物來了

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‎鮑勃呢？

234
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:44,811
‎這個嘛…

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‎我覺得他超煩，所以我…

236
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,057
‎我在他的冰茶裡放了感冒藥

237
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‎馬鈴薯沙拉裡也放了

238
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‎還有布丁也是

239
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‎他…他就是不想睡，瑞德
‎我好像在…對犀牛下藥

240
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‎反正他很快就在樓上睡著了

241
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‎仔細看我買給莉亞的禮物

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‎鮑勃下重本，但我有巧思

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‎你真是貼心加三級

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‎她專屬的無線鑽孔機

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‎你真是笨蛋加三級

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‎但這份禮物很棒，能讓她獨立

247
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‎她能自己修東西，自己照顧自己

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‎幹嘛這樣看我？

249
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‎我沒說是無線的嗎？

250
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‎瑞德，你要揣摩青少年的心思

251
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‎你15歲時想要什麼？

252
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‎小兒麻痺症疫苗

253
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‎好吧，我會繼續找

254
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‎天哪…我一定是累斃了

255
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‎竟然在走廊睡著了

256
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‎這…時差非常難調整

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‎我幫你再倒些冰茶

258
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‎有人胃口很好

259
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‎你最愛我做的哪道小菜？

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‎這道蛤蜊醬…愛死了

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‎糟糕

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‎好，我會穿高跟鞋走路了，放手吧

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‎妳要站在這裡等傑伊？

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‎對，他到的時候，我要抓住他
‎像凱莉一樣親他

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‎（1小時後）

266
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‎丟臉死了

267
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‎我以為能搶回傑伊
‎結果他根本懶得出現

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‎我懂

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‎大家都懶得到桃核咖啡館
‎看我當DJ

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‎連唐娜馬丁都沒出現

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‎這是最悲慘的

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‎她人怎麼樣？在下戲的時候？

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‎什麼叫“下戲”？

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‎當我沒說

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‎謝謝你幫我慶生，大衛

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‎-我一直最喜歡你
‎-這我接受

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‎妳在和誰說話？

278
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‎大衛，沒有啊

279
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‎這樣好蠢

280
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‎整天想著傑伊，浪費了一整個生日

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‎而且他顯然不在意我了

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‎我不想再這麼可悲

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‎終於開竅了

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‎閃開，他來了！

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‎鮑勃爺爺？

286
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‎我是湯姆瓊斯爺爺

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‎我要為妳獻唱生日快樂歌當禮物

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‎你要唱歌？在我朋友面前？
‎穿著那件夾克？

289
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‎我到那邊去

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‎湯姆瓊斯？

291
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‎比較像是從沙發上起立時
‎哀哀叫的湯姆，對吧？

292
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‎我說對了

293
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,956
‎唱錯了，但表演不能中斷

294
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:06,804
‎我要把這首歌獻給美麗的孫女莉亞

295
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,182
‎這首歌是給妳的

296
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,428
‎慘了

297
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,308
‎這樣也行啦，也算生日歌

298
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‎這才不是生日歌

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‎我們攜手撐過去

300
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,874
‎這是我們的定情歌

301
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‎妳第一次讓我摸屁屁時
‎放的就是這首歌

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‎你記得

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‎要透透氣嗎？

304
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‎當然要

305
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‎鮑勃，沒人覺得輕鬆

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00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,361
‎看來妳今晚不好過

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00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:07,071
‎我15歲才過一天，目前我並不喜歡

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00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,861
‎一切都不順

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00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,744
‎感覺十分迷惘

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‎其實

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00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,083
‎一切都不會順

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‎放過自己吧，妳這半個呆子

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‎只是…

314
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‎其他人好像都想清楚了
‎我卻只能隨機應變

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00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,626
‎我不想潑妳冷水

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00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:34,295
‎但所有人一直在隨機應變

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‎所以別苛責自己

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‎謝謝，爺爺

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‎等等

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‎不想要禮物嗎？

321
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,952
‎車子？你送我車子？

322
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‎本來是妳爸的

323
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:01,293
‎明天我們去考學習駕照
‎我再教妳開車

324
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,285
‎謝謝你，爺爺

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00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:05,713
‎這是我收過最棒的禮物

326
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,052
‎絕對要對鮑勃爺爺說這句話

327
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,257
‎生日快樂，乖孫女

328
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,680
‎你送她偉士達旅行車？

329
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,807
‎天哪，你真的把我打趴到射了

330
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:28,190
‎你不能像正常人認輸就好嗎？

331
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,646
‎瑞德，我不是要和你比

332
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,275
‎我只想討莉亞歡心

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00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:40,951
‎你們很幸運，整天和她作伴

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00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:45,672
‎我不希望她忘了鮑勃爺爺

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00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:48,588
‎他媽的

336
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,300
‎鮑勃，你是好人

337
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,094
‎煩得要死，不過是好人

338
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,889
‎莉亞很幸運有你

339
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,600
‎你們害我情感氾濫

340
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,061
‎而且我從不哭的

341
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,807
‎鮑勃，我們隨時歡迎你來

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00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,484
‎我想“蜊”刻上廁所

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00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:16,609
‎“隨時”？

344
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,240
‎瑞德，他是家人

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00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:20,697
‎艾瑞克！

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00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,288
‎傑伊？

347
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,263
‎我可以進去嗎？

348
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,968
‎可以，但派對結束了

349
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,840
‎抱歉，我錯過了

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00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,643
‎帶莎琳娜出席不太恰當

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00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,642
‎我不知道我為什麼邀她

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‎-我只希望你能來
‎-我也想來

353
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,399
‎但…至少我能祝妳生日快樂

354
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,193
‎妳懂吧？再晚就來不及了

355
00:19:58,822 --> 00:19:59,912
‎怎麼突然這麼做？

356
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,874
‎看來我是在隨機應變

357
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,831
‎-你要和莎琳娜分手才行
‎-莎琳娜是誰？

358
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,220
‎想開車兜兜風嗎？

359
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,554
‎-想，但我沒有車
‎-這你別擔心

360
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,136
‎-我們接吻了
‎-沒錯

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‎這是最棒的生日

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00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:37,151
‎放輕鬆

363
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,446
‎你是指我這輩子第一次要這麼做？

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