1 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:12,222 Cookie. 2 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,345 Could we please stop the 90210 marathon? 3 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,943 I had a dirty dream about Andrea Zuckerman. 4 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:20,896 I'm so confused. 5 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:24,609 This show is the only thing getting me through my breakup with Jay. 6 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:26,778 Oh, I know you're hurting. 7 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,240 But, again, you actually have to date someone to break up with them. 8 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:33,664 I like it better under here. 9 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:37,582 Oh my God. Still with the 90210? This is getting pathetic. 10 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:40,922 I'm not gonna say it to her face, but she needs professional help. 11 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,708 I saw her yesterday wandering just through the neighborhood 12 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:45,423 like our grandpa used to. 13 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:46,840 Near the end. 14 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:49,923 Guys, stop. 15 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,628 She's going through something. 16 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,888 Something really stupid. 17 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,255 Gwen! I'm right here! 18 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,215 Good. You needed to hear it. 19 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,519 How long am I going to feel this bad? 20 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,863 It takes about half the time you were in a relationship to get over it. 21 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:07,609 And since you were never in a relationship… 22 00:01:08,818 --> 00:01:09,818 You're good. 23 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,989 Leia, come on. Don't go back into your sad hole. 24 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,494 We came by to give you your birthday present. 25 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:21,536 Guys, I love it. How did you know my size? 26 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:25,088 We got you an extra large so we can enjoy it too. 27 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,303 Is this chair too small? 28 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:31,762 Just give Leia our birthday card already. 29 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,178 Inside cat. 30 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,929 Outside cat. 31 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:37,761 Inside cat. Outside cat. Ins-- 32 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:38,677 No more cat. 33 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:42,644 I missed you guys. My sad hole was lonely without you. 34 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:46,858 I'm not gonna let my breakup with Jay ruin my birthday. 35 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,110 Not a breakup. 36 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,192 Not a breakup. 37 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,404 Not a breakup. 38 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,821 How many times do you turn 15 in your life? 39 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,366 Not that many. 40 00:01:58,827 --> 00:01:59,907 I'm over him. 41 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:01,794 New year, new me. 42 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:04,040 New Kids On The Block. 43 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,248 I over-corrected. 44 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,208 What's this? You spelled my name wrong on this card. 45 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,416 How do you not know how to spell your girlfriend's name? 46 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:13,837 Let me see that. 47 00:02:15,426 --> 00:02:16,426 Nik! 48 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:19,755 People are leaving? I just got this right. 49 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,678 -One, two, three, four! 50 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,359 Hello, Wisconsin! 51 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:40,079 Well, Donna and Eric aren't gonna make it for Leia's birthday. 52 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:45,457 Eric's upset, but he knew the risks when he signed up for Space Camp. 53 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:50,210 Kitty, he fell out of his bunk bed. It's not exactly Apollo 13. 54 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:53,455 Well, he is gonna wish he slept on the bottom bunk 55 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:58,298 because I am throwing a classic Kitty Forman birthday bash. 56 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,679 It's you and me, old friend. 57 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:04,805 We're about to put on a show. 58 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:08,016 You're planning a kid's party. 59 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:11,614 So let's try and not get all stressed out this time. 60 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:12,731 Don't worry. 61 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:15,067 I woke up early to get a head start. 62 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:18,953 Oh my God, it's 7:00 a.m. I haven't deviled a damn thing! 63 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:22,405 Well, I did my part. 64 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:24,003 Took care of the gift. 65 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:26,158 Twenty dollars. 66 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:29,498 -You did one thing. Good for you. 67 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:35,165 I'm sorry. I snapped. It's… Birthdays are fun. 68 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,718 It's gonna be a long day. 69 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:42,261 Hey there! Hi there! Ho there! 70 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:45,926 And it just got longer. 71 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:48,314 -Bob. You made it. 72 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:50,941 You knew about this? 73 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:53,072 And you didn't, and that's why he's here. 74 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,779 -Hi! -Hi. 75 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:57,819 I brought you some fresh Florida oranges. 76 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,994 I used them as a pillow on the plane. 77 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:03,703 So, if you find any curly hairs in there, that's me. 78 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:08,581 Well, I am just gonna put these in the dishwasher. 79 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:13,003 There's the birthday girl! 80 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,336 Happy birthday. 81 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:17,971 I said it first. 82 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:20,008 Hey, Grandpa Bob. 83 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,053 Ooh! Look at you. 84 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,432 You are so darn beautiful. 85 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:29,265 Those Pinciotti genes are strong like a bull. 86 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,233 Bull-something. 87 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,322 That milk's for the party! 88 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:39,283 I mean, happy birthday, honey. 89 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:42,368 Happy birthday, kiddo. 90 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:43,948 Is Grandma all right? 91 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:46,117 I'd lay low. 92 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,331 If you don't even know how I spell my name, 93 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,088 what else do you not know about me? 94 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:57,379 I don't know what I don't know, Nik. 95 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:02,430 Ask me something about your boobs. I can draw those on a napkin. 96 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:05,471 You're buying us lunch on your birthday? 97 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:09,557 I felt like I needed to thank you guys for taking care of me this week. 98 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:10,812 I wasn't too bad, was I? 99 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,227 Oh, you weren't kidding. 100 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:22,204 I'm glad you finally realized it's dumb to let a man waste so much of your time. 101 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,110 That's our job. 102 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:26,985 You're right. I'm going to have a great birthday. 103 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:29,246 All that moping around stuff is in the past. 104 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,289 Good. 105 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,000 'Cause Jay and Serena just walked in. 106 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,668 This is bad. She's gonna have a relapse. 107 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,670 Yeah. Leia, you don't need this right now. Let's just get outta here. 108 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,377 Seriously, guys, I'm fine. 109 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,047 I'm gonna go over there and say hi like a normal person. 110 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,677 How's it going, turkeys? 111 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:52,637 I like her body language. Strong, assertive. 112 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,227 She just picked up a pickle. 113 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:57,442 So today's my birthday. 114 00:05:57,523 --> 00:06:00,113 New year, startin' fresh. The big one-five. 115 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:04,697 Aww, that's so cute! I barely even remember turning 15. 116 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,161 I think I was in the Bahamas. 117 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,660 Me too! 118 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:08,952 But you're here right now. 119 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,405 No, you're here. 120 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,119 Anywhistle, big party tonight. 121 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:16,286 My grandma's inviting her bridge club, so the roof shall be raised. 122 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,960 Actually, I'm so rude. You guys should come. 123 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:23,128 -Are you sure? -Of course. 124 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:26,506 I want all my friends and their new girlfriends at my party. 125 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,927 Okay, great. We'll be there. 126 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,929 As will I. Cannot wait. 127 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,851 I just ruined my birthday. 128 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:41,112 This is where you're supposed to tell me I didn't just ruin my birthday. 129 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,152 But you did. 130 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,736 This pickle's bad luck! 131 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,068 Don't put your demon pickle near me. 132 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:55,750 You wanna lose that hand? 133 00:06:56,332 --> 00:07:01,462 You know, it's hard to take the joy out of a cupcake. 134 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:03,046 But you did. 135 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,841 Well, if you don't wanna help me, you can go sit in the living room 136 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:11,177 and talk to Bob about his prosthetic testicle. 137 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,352 Why did you have to invite him? 138 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:18,104 I don't know what you're getting worked up about. He's Leia's grandpa too. 139 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:19,517 I blame Eric. 140 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:24,530 There's only one girl in the world with Bob as her dad, 141 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,990 and he had to pick her. 142 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:30,032 Hey there, what's cookin'? 143 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,620 -'Cause we're in the kitchen. -Oh. 144 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:35,542 Damn it. 145 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:39,581 We said his name three times and summoned him like Beetlejuice. 146 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:44,632 I'm gonna make my famous clam dip for the party. 147 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,844 Oh, that's sweet, but we have plenty of food for tonight. 148 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:50,715 I know, but the kids are gonna want something good. 149 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,893 I was thawing a ham in there. 150 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:58,017 I'm just excited. 151 00:07:58,102 --> 00:08:02,232 You know, I went all out on Leia's birthday gift this year. 152 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,605 I got her a karaoke machine. 153 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:08,820 -Aren't those things expensive? -Oh yeah. 154 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,525 I left the price tag on. 155 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,911 'Cause I want her to… 156 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,003 …remember how much I love her. 157 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,213 I need a minute! 158 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:24,214 This guy thinks he can run my party? 159 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:26,755 Clam my ham? No, sir! 160 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:30,509 You can rinse off your ham, Kitty. 161 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:34,642 My 20 bucks is getting its ass kicked by a karaoke machine. 162 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:37,062 Well, then, step it up, Red. 163 00:08:37,141 --> 00:08:39,601 You've got twice the balls, act like it. 164 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:44,692 You guys, I think I figured out 165 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,074 why I invited Jay and his girlfriend to my party. 166 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:47,991 You ready? 167 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:49,606 I'm not over Jay. 168 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:53,025 -Oh my God. No way. -What? 169 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,241 I know! 170 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:57,787 I'm surprised too. 171 00:08:58,496 --> 00:08:59,746 And it's all my fault. 172 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,420 Because, guys… 173 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,419 -I'm Brenda. -Brenda? 174 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,251 -Brenda Walsh, from 90210. 175 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:09,667 Brenda obsesses over the guy, but she never goes for the guy. 176 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:05,193 All my life, people told me I was running away. 177 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,271 But, really, 178 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,773 I've been running to something. 179 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,068 It's me, isn't it? 180 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:11,606 It is. 181 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:23,747 Hey, Leia. I'm DJing a party tonight. You wanna come? It's gonna be fresh. 182 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:25,785 Not now, David. 183 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,916 It's because I'm a freshman, isn't it? 184 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:36,837 So Brenda's the passive, overly dramatic doormat. 185 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:38,507 This makes sense now. 186 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,096 I know, right? 187 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,101 But you know who always gets the guy? 188 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:45,443 Kelly, the popular blonde with the rich-girl attitude. 189 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,985 All my life, people told me I was running away. 190 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:03,498 But, really, 191 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,665 I've been running to something. 192 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:06,958 It's me, isn't it? 193 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,041 No, bitch. It's me. 194 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,585 -Leia? -It's Kelly. 195 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:16,552 Hey, guys. I'm DJing a party tonight. You wanna come? It's gonna be fresh. 196 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,014 Not now, David. 197 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:22,014 It's because I'm a freshman, isn't it? 198 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,559 I like it. Mind if I riff on it a little bit? 199 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,449 Hey, guys. I'm DJing a party. It's gonna be fresh. 200 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,582 This totally rad breakdancer's gonna be there. Check it. 201 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,163 Drop that beat. 202 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,295 That's the coolest kid I've ever seen! 203 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,685 Really, dude? 204 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,560 David don't lie. 205 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,730 When Jay and Serena show up at my party, I'm gonna show 'em what's what. 206 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,237 Kelly-style. 207 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:18,818 This is why we get paid 30% less than men. 208 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,621 What happened to not obsessing over Jay? 209 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,200 I'm not obsessing. 210 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,695 I'm just gonna change how I look and how I act and how I think 211 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:27,617 to win him back. 212 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,380 -Hey! What was that for? -To snap you out of it. 213 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,420 Dude! 214 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,050 Hey! 215 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,379 Ow. Stop. 216 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,554 I am the wrong audience for this. 217 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:39,722 Ow! 218 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,799 -I got the gift. 219 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,426 -Where's Bob? -Oh. 220 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:44,811 Well… 221 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,266 He was driving me crazy, so I… 222 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,057 I put some cold medicine in his iced tea. 223 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,731 And some in his potato salad. 224 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,816 Some more in his pudding. 225 00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:01,858 He just… He wouldn't go down, Red. It was like… drugging a rhino. 226 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,081 Anyhoo, he's fast asleep upstairs. 227 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,460 Wait till you see what I got Leia. 228 00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:14,038 Bob went expensive, but I went thoughtful. 229 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,296 You sweet, sweet man. 230 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:19,376 Her own cordless drill. 231 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:25,006 You stupid, stupid man. 232 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:29,140 But it's a great gift. It gives her independence. 233 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:33,145 She can fix things on her own. Take care of herself. 234 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,070 Why are you looking at me like that? 235 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,108 Did I not say it was cordless? 236 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,371 Red, you need to think like a teenager. 237 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,659 What did you want when you were 15? 238 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,503 A vaccine for polio. 239 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,165 All right. I'll keep looking. 240 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:56,419 Man… I must have been really tired. 241 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,382 I fell asleep in the hallway. 242 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,967 Well… you know, that jet lag can be a killer. 243 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,095 Let me get you some more iced tea. 244 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,063 Ooh! 245 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,566 Somebody brought their appetite. 246 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,609 So which one of my hors d'oeuvres do you like best? 247 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,241 This clam dip? Love! 248 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:27,834 Whoopsie. 249 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,370 Okay, I've figured out high heels. You can let go now. 250 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,246 So you're gonna stand here and wait for Jay? 251 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,753 Yeah. And when he gets here, I'm gonna grab him and Kelly his face off. 252 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:46,762 This is so embarrassing. 253 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,848 I thought I could win back Jay, but he didn't even care enough to show. 254 00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:54,639 I get it. 255 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,654 No one came to watch me DJ at the Peach Pit. 256 00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,687 Not even Donna Martin. 257 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:00,653 It's the worst. 258 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,693 What was she like? I mean, between scenes? 259 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,910 What do you mean, "scenes"? 260 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,738 Never mind. 261 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,411 Thank you for coming to my birthday, David. 262 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,872 -You were always my favorite. -I'll take it. 263 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,416 Who are you talking to? 264 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,842 Uh, David. Nobody. 265 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,375 This is stupid. 266 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,375 I wasted my whole birthday thinking about Jay, 267 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,967 and he's clearly moved on. 268 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,182 I'm done being pathetic. 269 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,181 Finally! 270 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,682 -Move, he's here! Move, he's here! 271 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,675 Grandpa Bob? 272 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,595 You mean Grandpa Tom Jones. 273 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:42,823 I'm here to sing your birthday song on your birthday gift. 274 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,650 You're gonna sing? In front of my friends? In that jacket? 275 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:46,856 I'll be over here. 276 00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:49,742 Tom Jones? 277 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:54,120 More like Tom groans getting up from the couch. Am I right? 278 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,827 I am right. 279 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,956 Wrong song, but, hey, the show must go on. 280 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:06,804 I'd like to dedicate this song to my beautiful granddaughter, Leia. 281 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,182 This one's for you. 282 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,428 Oh no. 283 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,308 Hey, it worked out. It's a birthday song. 284 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,267 This is not a birthday song. 285 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,897 We'll ride it out together. 286 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,084 This is our song. 287 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,420 It was playing on the radio the first time you let me touch your butt. 288 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:43,959 Oh, you remembered! 289 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,511 Wanna get some air? 290 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,470 Oh God, yes. 291 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,176 Bob. Nobody's relaxed. 292 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,361 Seems like you might have had a rough night, kiddo. 293 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:07,071 I've only been 15 for a day, and so far I don't like it. 294 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,861 I mean, nothing's gone right. 295 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,744 It's like I don't know what I'm doing. 296 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:11,821 Well, 297 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,083 everything's not gonna go right. 298 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,909 Give yourself a break. You're half dumbass. 299 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,213 It's just… 300 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:26,298 Everyone else seems to have it all figured out and I'm just making it all up. 301 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,626 Well, I hate to break it to you, kid, 302 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:34,295 but we're all just making it up as we go along. 303 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,062 So don't be so hard on yourself. 304 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,142 Thanks, Grandpa. 305 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,388 Oh. Hey, wait. 306 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,265 Don't you want your present? 307 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,952 A car? You got me a car? 308 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,782 It belonged to your father. 309 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:01,293 Tomorrow, we'll get your learner's permit, and I'll teach you how to drive. Okay? 310 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,285 Thank you, Grandpa. 311 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:05,253 This is the best present I've ever gotten. 312 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,424 Oh… 313 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,052 Be sure to say that to Grandpa Bob. 314 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,257 Happy birthday, kiddo. 315 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,680 You gave her the Vista Cruiser? 316 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,807 Man, you really creamed my jeans. 317 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:28,190 Can't you even lose like a normal person? 318 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,646 Now, Red, it wasn't a competition. 319 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,275 I wanted to do something nice for Leia. 320 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:40,951 You guys are lucky to spend all this time with her. 321 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:45,672 I don't want her to forget about her ol' Grandpa Bob. 322 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:46,829 Oh. 323 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:48,588 Damn it. 324 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,300 You're a good man, Bob. 325 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,094 Annoying as hell, but a good man. 326 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,889 Leia is lucky to have you. 327 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,600 You guys are makin' me emotional. 328 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,061 And I never cry. 329 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,807 Bob, you are welcome here anytime. 330 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,189 Ooh. 331 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,484 I gotta see a man about a clam. 332 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,029 "Anytime"? 333 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,240 Red, he's family. 334 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,704 Eric! 335 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,288 Jay? 336 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,263 Hey. Mind if I come in? 337 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,968 Okay, but the party's over. 338 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,836 Yeah. I'm sorry I missed it. 339 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,643 It just didn't feel right to show up with Serena. 340 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,642 I still don't know why I invited her. 341 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,691 -I just wanted you to be there. -I wanted to be there too. 342 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,399 But… at least I can wish you a happy birthday. 343 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,193 You know? Before it's too late. 344 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,742 Whoa. Where did that come from? 345 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,874 I guess I'm just making it up as I go along. 346 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,831 -You need to break up with Serena. -Serena who? 347 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,220 Hey, you wanna go for a drive? 348 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,094 Yeah, but I don't have a car. 349 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,545 Not a problem. 350 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,136 -Hey, we kissed. -I know. 351 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,444 This is the best birthday. 352 00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:37,151 Just be cool. 353 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,236 You mean, for the first time in my life?!