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[rock guitar riff playing]
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Cheese festival.
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Cheese festival.
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Another cheese festival.
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Hold up.
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There's a warehouse rave in Milwaukee.
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I need this. I want to go somewhere
where I don't have to hold back.
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You've been holding back?
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You have no idea.
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I don't know.
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Last time I went to a rave,
I stayed up for two days.
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Turns out, if a mint is 40 bucks,
it's not a mint.
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Great story.
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I still want to go.
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You know what I want?
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Don't say Jay.
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Jay.
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[Ozzie groans]
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It was so hot when he didn't kiss me
on the car the other night.
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What does it mean? Where is it going?
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Should I start shaving
the back of my legs?
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Leia, placing all of your value
in the hands of a man
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is just giving it away,
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and the result of living
in an oppressive patriarchal society.
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She read the "Riot Grrrl Manifesto"
and won't shut up about it.
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I want to be a feminist.
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In college.
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But right now,
I really, really, really want a boyfriend.
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You didn't kiss her?
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Jay Kelso, of the Point Place Kelsos?
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The horniest family in town?
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I don't know what came over me.
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I mean, there's one voice in my head
saying, "Honk her boob, bro."
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But he's always there, so that's normal.
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The weird part was there was
this other sweet voice saying, "No, bro."
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"Honk her heart."
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Hey, wait.
You know what this means, right?
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You like her.
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No… Right?
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No.
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Yes, that's what that sweet voice means.
You're seeing her as a person.
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Weird.
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Leia, I'm not sure
if you're ready for Jay.
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He's a player.
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You just had your first kiss.
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Jay's had sex in a lake.
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I don't even like
to put my face in a lake.
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We don't want you to end up being
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some summer hookup
he dumps before school starts.
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Last Labor Day was a massacre.
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I've never seen so many Jennifers
crying in the same driveway.
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You need to close the deal ASAP.
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Just tell Leia you like her. Let's go.
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I can't.
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My dad always told me
to never tell a girl you like her first.
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It gives them all the control
in the relationship.
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[scoffs] That's not true.
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I made the first move with Nikki,
and I am totally in the driver's seat.
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That's right, babe.
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Dude, she makes you wear her dad's old
doctor pager in case she needs something.
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Hey, I only use it for emergencies.
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-Yeah, like last night.
-And what did you need last night?
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Gum.
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Emergency gum.
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Are you guys sure about Jay?
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A guy's not just gonna
pretend to be sweet.
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What would be the point of that?
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We don't get paid enough.
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Okay, look. If you're dead set
on dating that lake humper,
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at least be smart about it.
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Don't throw yourself at him.
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You are a goddess. Own your power.
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You're right.
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[both] I'm going to make sure…
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-…he comes to me first.
-…she comes to me first.
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-[rock music plays]
-One, two, three, four!
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♪ Hangin' out down the street ♪
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♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪
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♪ Not a thing to do ♪
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♪ But talk to you ♪
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♪ We're all all right! ♪
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♪ We're all all right! ♪
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[young woman] Hello, Wisconsin!
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Now, I love Law & Order.
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The first part is about law,
and the second part is about order.
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It's very satisfying.
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Yep, the title pretty much explains it.
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Like Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
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He shrunk his kids,
and now he has to tell his wife.
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I'm all caught up.
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Kitty, the whole point of watching TV
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is so we don't have to talk to each other.
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All right, I'll hush up.
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[exhales sharply]
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Did I tell you how adorable
Leia was the other day?
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We were coming up with
celebrity pasta names.
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I said Penne and Teller.
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[chuckles]
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She said Marky Markaroni.
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You know, I… I'm more than
just a grandma to her. I'm…
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We are friends and hang out.
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Hang out?
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You know who hung out with their parents?
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The Menendez brothers.
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Well.
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I'm not a fan of the murders.
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But a big fan of the sweaters.
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Look… [coughs]
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We are not meant to be friends with kids.
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They're always eating, taking…
clogging things.
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You turn your back for one second,
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and some dumbass has put
a loaf of bread in your toilet.
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Oh!
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Rigatony Danza!
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Rigatony Danza! Leia! Leia!
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[funky rock music playing]
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So your plan is to just oil yourself up
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and wait out here
for Leia to catch a hot glimpse?
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You forgot. I also brought my guitar.
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Okay, too much oil.
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Ugh! You're so cheesy.
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She's gonna love it.
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[panting] Hey, Nik. I got your page.
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I called your house,
but your mom said you were here.
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I need some of this on my shoulders.
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Oh. 'Course, babe.
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-Yeah, you're in the driver's seat.
-[chuckles]
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[Gwen] Seriously?
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You look like a wet hot dog.
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Thanks, Gwen.
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Hey, girl.
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Jay, hi.
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I mean, hi, Jai. Jay. Jai.
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Jai. [chuckles]
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Jai.
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I like that.
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That can be your cute nickname for me.
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[chuckles]
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Okay. [giggles]
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Not okay. Let's go.
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Or you can stay here.
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You know, hang with… Jai.
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-Could I talk to you for a second?
-Sure.
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Okay.
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Why are you acting like Jay's pimp?
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I'm trying to get him coupled up with Leia
so he'll leave me and Nate alone.
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They share ice cream cones.
When Jay had mono, I got it.
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I don't want her to be
another one of Jay's summer lays.
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It's not like that. He actually likes her.
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Then he can ask her out like a gentleman.
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He won't do that.
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It's not allowed in his family
or something.
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Okay, well, she's not going to either,
so I guess we're done.
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See, it's all about moving the fingers.
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[Leia giggles]
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I can feel you talking in my ear.
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Leia!
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[scoffs] Sorry, I have to go.
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How did that not work?
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I mean, I even borrowed my dad's CK One
and put it everywhere.
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You smell great!
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Can I get a little of that, bro?
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Get in here!
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[beeping]
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Who's paging me?
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[loud dialing]
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Hello.
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[in deep voice] Oh. Hi, Dr. Klein.
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[whispers] It's some doctor.
He thinks I'm Nikki's dad.
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Hang up.
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Or…
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[in deep voice] Uh-huh.
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Yes, I agree, that should be removed.
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Okay, sweet. [chuckles]
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Bye. [giggles]
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Bro.
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I just doctored!
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Mad respect, bro.
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Doctor Bro.
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[funky rock music playing]
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-Hi.
-Good morning.
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How did you get in my room?
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I climbed through the window.
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So what should we talk about?
Jay? Okay, sure.
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I think you should go for it.
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-I can't.
-Why not?
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What the hell is this?
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Shouldn't you be controlling
my brother's life with your body?
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He's like a zombie with a boner.
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So, Leia, Nate and I have
Batman Forever tickets tonight.
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But I was thinking,
you and Jay could use them
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and hang out… in the dark…
with no annoying people around.
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I would love to
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pass on that because I have plans tonight.
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Oh, really?
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Tell me more about these "plans."
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Um… we're going to, um…
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A rave in Milwaukee!
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Uh, yeah.
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Totally. A rave.
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I thought you were
taking a break from raves
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after you got stuck
in your neighbor's doggy door.
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I thought it was Narnia.
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It wasn't.
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Okay, well, if you're all going
to this totally real rave, then so are we.
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Cool. See you there.
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A rave?! Why did you say that?
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For purely selfish reasons.
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I can't.
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Raves are dangerous and illegal.
And what even is the bathroom situation?
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I'm a shy pee-er.
I can barely pee at the library.
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Relax. There'll be plenty of bathrooms.
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That's where everyone goes
to have sex and do drugs.
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What?! Forget it.
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I… This is way out of my comfort zone.
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Besides, my grandparents
would never let me go.
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Then lie.
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To their sweet little faces?
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I could never do that.
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A movie? That sounds fun.
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Yep. [chuckles] Batman Forever.
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-It's getting rave reviews.
-Dude.
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Um, I mean, not rave reviews.
Mixed reviews.
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You caught me! I lied!
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I mean, I didn't lie
about going to the movies.
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I lied about the rave…
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reviews!
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We should get going.
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Bye, Grandma. Bye, Grandpa.
Rave a good night!
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Enjoy the movie!
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They're lying.
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Oh, Leia wouldn't do that to me.
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She's my pasta pal.
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Oh, darn it. I forgot to tell her
about Spaghetti Murphy.
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[rock music playing]
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Wow.
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Those girls are half naked.
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[dance music playing faintly]
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And it's terrible.
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Why do you smell like cat pee?
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To close the deal with Leia,
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I put on a bunch of these pheromones
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I bought from the back
of my bodybuilding magazine.
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Tiger Sweat. [chuckles]
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That's badass.
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Ladies find the scent irresistible.
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Ugh! The van smells like ass.
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I got a terrible feeling
we didn't do something.
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-Did I bring the glow sticks?
-Yeah.
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Did I bring all the pacifiers?
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No, I did.
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What else could we be forgetting?
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Ozzie!
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[screaming]
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I found this in the driveway.
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Still think they're at the movies?
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Well, let's…
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Let's not jump to conclusions.
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Ozzie, sweetie,
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00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:01,676
why do you look like something
from one of my sleeping pill dreams?
261
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,644
He's not talking.
262
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:09,978
Yet.
263
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,694
Now… where's my granddaughter?
264
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,611
I'm not saying jack squat
until I talk to my mother.
265
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:21,525
You'll never see your mother again
until you start talking.
266
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,410
[sighs]
267
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:24,332
Okay, fine.
268
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,286
She went to nunya.
269
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,672
Now we're getting somewhere.
270
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,170
Where's nunya?
271
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,844
Nunya business.
272
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,512
Well, Red, you kinda…
You just kinda walked into that.
273
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,643
[rock music playing]
274
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:50,309
-How could you drive off without Ozzie?
-What? Don't blame me.
275
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:53,364
I was a little distracted
ordering a blood transfusion.
276
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,145
-What?
-Don't worry about it.
277
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,911
You were right about the bathroom.
It was crazy.
278
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,028
Some girl tried to hug me on the toilet.
279
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,025
[Leia sighs]
280
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,700
I've had enough.
281
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,535
I'm gonna do the mature thing
and talk to Jay.
282
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,120
Hold my binky.
283
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,578
Hey, Jay.
284
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:17,667
Um, can we just talk to each other
instead of whatever it is we're doing?
285
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,465
Oh, I'm so glad you said that.
286
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,378
We had a nice thing going,
and now everyone got involved.
287
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,508
-It just got weird.
-Exactly.
288
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:28,892
How about, on the count of three,
we both just say how we feel?
289
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,314
Great.
290
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,352
[both] One, two, three.
291
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,435
-I like you.
-I knew it!
292
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,900
-What? No, you tricked me.
-Well, it doesn't matter. You said it.
293
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:38,903
[scoffs]
294
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:42,574
Oh my God. Everyone's right.
You… You're a player.
295
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,985
Hey. That's an ugly stereotype
296
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,244
for hot guys like me
who date lots of chicks.
297
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,746
[scoffs] You know what? I did like you.
298
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,539
I liked that guy on the car
who was sweet and sincere.
299
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,004
But not this guy. This guy sucks.
300
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:59,295
Well, fine. It doesn't matter
if you're into me or not.
301
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,880
There's a warehouse
full of hot girls in there,
302
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,336
and I smell like a tiger.
303
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,639
A tiger's butthole!
304
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,427
And there are guys in there too.
We'll see who has a better night.
305
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,307
And you haven't seen my moves.
306
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,403
What happened to my arm?
307
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,609
It's feeling the music! That's what!
308
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,227
Okay. Good luck in there.
309
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,740
[scoffs]
310
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,531
[loud, pulsing dance music playing]
311
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,962
[talking over music]
Is Jay seeing how much fun I'm having?
312
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:37,039
It's hard to tell.
He's surrounded by so many girls.
313
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,126
Pow.
314
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:39,921
Hi-yah!
315
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:41,632
Karate!
316
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,506
[Leia] I need to step it up.
317
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,850
Are you okay?
318
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,391
Do you need medical help?
319
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,765
That guy's a doctor.
320
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:57,902
X-ray!
321
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,018
Which one?
322
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,107
All of them.
323
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,204
Ozzie…
324
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,066
Honey…
325
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,827
Obviously, you put a ton of work
into that costume.
326
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,462
[gasps] Thank you for noticing.
327
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:18,329
I mean, the stitching on the rickrack.
328
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,457
Wow!
329
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,670
I want you to know that I see you.
330
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:26,258
And I'm proud of you.
331
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,849
And I am dazzled
332
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,429
by your little balls.
333
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:47,279
Okay, Mrs. Forman.
I'll tell you where Leia is.
334
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,533
See, Red?
335
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,954
If you trust them,
and you… you treat them with respect,
336
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,874
they will be honest with you.
337
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,213
Leia's at a rave in Milwaukee.
338
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,504
That lying little bitch.
339
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,292
[rock music playing]
340
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,456
[loud dance music resumes]
341
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:10,007
You've been answering
my dad's doctor pages?
342
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,764
I did pretty well, Nik.
343
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,255
I got invited to a conference in Denver.
344
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,191
He's coupled off.
345
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,654
What should I do?
346
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:25,070
Maybe stop dancing with just me.
347
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,190
On it.
348
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,418
Oh f**k. I'm f**king f**ked.
349
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,262
Yep.
350
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,062
So, to date,
the furthest I've gotten with a guy
351
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,350
was grinding on my grandpa at a rave.
352
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,975
Well, it's not nothing.
He took you home with him.
353
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,522
This isn't funny, Gwen.
He's gonna kill me.
354
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,067
I'm sorry. This kinda feels like my fault.
355
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,862
That's because it's all your fault.
356
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,911
I was trying to empower you,
but, to be honest,
357
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,241
I only skimmed
that whole riot grrrl thing.
358
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,414
But, if I had to guess
what it's all about,
359
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:23,247
you should get to do what you want
without anyone holding you back,
360
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,173
including me.
361
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:29,416
So, if you still want Jay,
then go get him.
362
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,218
After tonight, I don't know what I want.
363
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,853
Either way, I should probably
break up with my grandpa first.
364
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,890
[both chuckle]
365
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:40,808
Gwen.
366
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:41,893
Get out.
367
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,023
This is nunya.
368
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,187
Nunya business.
369
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,410
I'm so sorry, you guys.
370
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:58,080
But, Grandma, you should know,
I feel nothing but regrettuccine Alfredo.
371
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,621
Okay, that was good.
372
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,119
But Grandma's pissed.
373
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,417
I am so disappointed in you.
374
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,801
You took advantage of my trust, my love,
375
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,800
and all of my good safety pins.
376
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,426
-I really messed up.
-[Kitty] Uh-huh.
377
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,390
Well, you are grounded for a week.
378
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,430
No cable, no Nintendo.
379
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,274
And that Chia Pet you like so much?
380
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,096
I'm gonna put it in the freezer
until it dies.
381
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,057
Red, do you have anything to add?
382
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:28,574
No.
383
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,435
Just that… we're glad
you're home safe, kiddo.
384
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,034
That's it?
385
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:41,294
Well, I've seen enough Law & Order
to know that there has to be a good cop.
386
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,620
So, I'm the bad cop?
387
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,207
Oh, I like this.
388
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,343
-Is this how you feel all the time?
-Oh yeah.
389
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,880
[laughs] You are bad!
390
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,925
[Kitty laughs]
391
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,054
-Aw, you guys.
-Yeah, no. Go to your room.
392
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,228
Hey.
393
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,400
Hey. I heard you were grounded.
394
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,769
I got busted too.
395
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,776
That Tiger Sweat stuff
burned a hole in our carpet.
396
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,399
Now my mom's pissed.
397
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:17,949
Look… I just wanted to apologize
for how things went.
398
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,366
It's okay.
399
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,080
We both got kinda caught up in it.
400
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,541
[sighs] Look, I really am the guy
you thought I was.
401
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:27,960
Okay? I'm done playing games.
402
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:32,750
How about, on the count of three,
we both say how we feel about each other?
403
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,088
-For real this time.
-Okay.
404
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,264
[both] One, two, three.
405
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,512
-I like you.
-I think we should just be friends.
406
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,350
Wait, friends?
407
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,562
-Yeah.
-Like Ross and Rachel?
408
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,521
More like Joey and Chandler.
409
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:55,944
Look, the summer's not that long.
Let's not complicate it.
410
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,162
So, friends?
411
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,368
Sure. Friends.
412
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,369
Friends? After he said all that?
413
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,122
I'm so confused.
414
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,374
So is he.
415
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,495
Now I have all the power.
416
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:10,673
It was a move.
417
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,170
I played the player. I Kelsoed the Kelso.
418
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:15,464
I…
419
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,377
need you to tell me
I didn't screw it all up.
420
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,011
It's so manipulative and sneaky.
421
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:21,681
I love it.
422
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,347
Hey! I'm still mad.
423
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,852
Less talk, more rave.
424
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:31,438
[electronic dance music playing]
425
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,660
[rock music playing]