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[rock guitar riff playing]
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So… how was last night?
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Did you break up with your boyfriend?
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Aren't you just dying to know?
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Oh, I'm on pins and needles.
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[Kitty laughs]
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Well, he took me
to one of those fancy places
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where you order at the table.
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Wow!
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He spoils you. [chuckles]
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Well, he can afford it.
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I don't know if I mentioned this,
but he's kind of a local celebrity.
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Is it Gary Storm?
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The weather guy on Channel 2 news?
I love his bow ties.
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Gary Storm died in a tornado.
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You're thinking of Johnny Thunder.
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Oh my God! You're dating Johnny Thunder?
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No, no. My guy's not a weatherman.
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He's got a bunch of salons.
You may have seen his commercials.
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[electronic dance music playing]
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Where's the hair?
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There's the hair.
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There's the hair.
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Where's the hair?
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There's the hair.
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There's the hair.
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There's the hair.
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Explosion.
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[booming]
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[Fez] Chez Fez, where every day
is a good hair day.
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I said, good day.
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You're dating Fez?
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You know Fez?
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Oh, we know Fez.
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-[rock music playing]
-[young woman] One, two, three, four!
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♪ Hangin' out down the street ♪
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♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪
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♪ Not a thing to do but talk to you ♪
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♪ We're all all right! ♪
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♪ We're all all right! ♪
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[young woman] Hello, Wisconsin!
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Do they know you guys are here?
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Oh, they don't care.
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They're in the zone.
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Nothing breaks it.
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Watch this.
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How can she kiss my brother?
His dentist quit in the middle of an exam.
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[Ozzie] Guys.
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I got too close, and now I'm stuck in it.
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We've all been there.
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When you're in the middle of
a make out session,
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and you're in the moment.
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And your lips just melt together.
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And his tongue hits the hangy thing
in the back of your throat
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and it feels so good.
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What?
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The… uvula.
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The U-spot? [chuckles]
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Leia, have you ever kissed anyone?
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Never. Not once.
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It's just never happened, okay?
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In sixth grade, I was a foot taller
than all the other boys.
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And just when they got up to mouth level,
I did two years of advanced braces.
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Like headgear?
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It was so much worse.
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There was a crank
my parents had to tighten every night.
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It was like starting an old-timey car.
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Well, it was worth it.
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You have such a beautiful smile.
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Do you ever take a day off?
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I wanna kiss someone.
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I think about it all the time.
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What's it like?
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Okay. This is an emergency.
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We need to get you your first kiss.
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Let's go to the mall and knock this out.
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The mall?
Oh, don't make me start on a mannequin.
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That's so embarrassing!
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No. It's full of guys.
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We'll find some goober, chat him up,
show him your teeth, lay one on him.
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I don't want my first kiss
to be with a goober.
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You're right.
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We should just wait until
you're confident enough,
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emotionally ready, secure in who you are--
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Okay, okay! Mall.
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Summer of our first kiss. Right, Ozzie?
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Don't lump me in with you,
you mouth virgin.
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I have Etienne.
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Bro, I wanna support you, but you gotta
stop with the fake Canadian boyfriend.
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Oh, he's real as hell.
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My parents took me
to see Phantom of the Opera in Montreal.
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And I met the cutest guy… Etienne.
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We were both reaching for
the last kids' XL souvenir sweatshirt.
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And he let me keep it.
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We've never seen the sweatshirt.
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Whatever. You wouldn't know romance
if it threw acid in your face,
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forcing you into a life of solitude,
composing the music of the night.
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God, I hope he's real.
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When did you guys get here?
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We were making out. [chuckles]
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[rock music playing]
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Fez was one of Eric's friends.
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He started out
as a foreign exchange student, but…
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then I guess someone forgot
to exchange him back.
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Where is he from?
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[kettle whistling loudly]
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I hear it's just lovely there.
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So, what did he say when you told him
you didn't wanna see him anymore?
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I didn't get that far.
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I mean, I tried.
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I told him it was over, and he said…
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Over, under. I don't care. [chuckles]
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I'm flexible, baby.
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So I said,
"I'm trying to focus on myself."
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I understand!
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And I'd like to watch you.
Watch you focus on yourself.
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And then I said, "We gotta
act like adults here. We gotta talk."
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I can't.
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My mouth is full.
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He sucked off two of my Lee Press Ons.
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Well…
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He's got a strong tongue. That's fine.
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No. He really is a lovely guy,
and he obviously likes you.
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Maybe see where it goes.
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Kitty, I really took
all that advice you gave me to heart.
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I need to stop jumping from guy to guy
and focus on myself for a while.
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Darn it. That was good advice.
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I don't know what to do.
Normally, when I break up with a guy,
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I just tell the parole officer
to check his pee,
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and it takes care of itself, you know?
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Why don't I go talk to him?
Maybe I can let him down easy.
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Oh good. 'Cause if I do it,
I'm definitely gonna sleep with him again.
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What? I was trying to focus on myself,
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and last night myself wanted
to have sex with that guy, so…
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[electronic dance music playing]
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Welcome back to Chez Fez.
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[chuckles]
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It's always an honor
to have your hair in my chair.
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[Kitty laughs]
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Well, I love coming here.
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I'm always so happy
to see how well you're doing.
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I mean, free Tootsie Rolls.
Are you made of money?
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Yes. Can you believe it?
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I tell you, Ms. Kitty. I love my life.
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My business is booming.
I have the waist of Linda Evangelista.
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And, as you know,
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I have taken a lover.
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Actually,
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I wanted to talk to you about Sherri.
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Oh yeah. She's so beautiful, right?
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She's warm and gooey,
like a chicken pot pie.
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Uh-huh.
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-But--
-Oh, and don't get me started on her butt.
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[laughs]
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It's like the eighth
and ninth Wonder of the World.
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[sighs] Ms. Kitty, I haven't felt this way
about a woman since, uh…
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-Jackie.
-[gasps]
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Yes!
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Whatever happened between you two?
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Oh, Ms. Kitty!
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We were at Hedonism Resort.
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In Hamaica.
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And I caught her on the phone one night…
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[dramatic gasp]
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…with Michael.
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Kelso?
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Dukakis.
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Yes, of course Kelso!
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She left me there.
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And I spent the next five days
getting kicked out of hot tubs
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for talking too much.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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Oh, but that is the past.
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And Sherri is my future.
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You know, Ms. Kitty,
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when I'm with her… I'm no longer a man.
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I'm like a little boy
seeing the world for the first time.
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Don't get me wrong, I still have
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the voice of a man and the… hips of a man
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and, uh… the mouth of a man.
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It's very confusing.
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But when I hold her in my arms…
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Oh, Ms. Kitty.
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It's like the world just melts away…
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and there's only us,
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for eternity.
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I'm sorry, Ms. Kitty.
What were you saying?
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I was saying…
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-I love love!
-Oh!
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Don't ever let her go!
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[funky rock music playing]
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Thanks for the ride, Grandpa.
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Any time you kids wanna
get out of my house, I'll drive you.
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This shouldn't take too long.
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You guys need anything?
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A miracle.
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Fine.
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I'll be right over here, reading my paper.
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You have great taste.
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This is the new ionic massage chair.
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-Let me show you some of the features.
-Look. I know you're just doing your job.
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But go do it over there.
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Any place that's not here.
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[chortles]
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You are gonna have to do
better than that to get rid of me.
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[chuckles]
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It's got variable speeds,
Corinthian leather,
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and if you turn that frown upside-down,
I'll throw in same-day delivery.
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I'm about to same-day deliver
your ass into that planter if you…
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[chair whirring]
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Oh…
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Sweet Lord.
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This chair's got fingers!
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All I need is, like, a credit card.
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Just make it happen.
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I'm really nervous.
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My back sweat's
being funneled right into my butt.
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That's just your body
getting ready for romance.
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You're cute, you're smart,
and you're awesome. You can do this.
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It's a total sausage fest.
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Yeah, look at all these guys.
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No. Hickory Farms is giving out
free samples.
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Etienne loves a nice smoked Gouda.
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-Fine. If he's real, what's his last name?
-St. Bernard.
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-What school?
-St. Bernard's.
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-Does he have any pets?
-Bichon Frisé.
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Wait. That reminds me.
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I've given CPR to a dog.
Does that count as a kiss?
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-Go. You got this!
-["This Is How We Do It" playing]
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I'd like two scoops. Of you.
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I'm sorry.
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Hey, sexy. You eatin' grapes?
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Yeah, because he's nine.
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I'm so sorry. My dad has that shirt!
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[sighs]
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Ma'am, you are not allowed
behind the counter.
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I don't care anymore.
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Now put down the scooper,
and let's do this.
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You don't have to make this so difficult!
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Got away. [scoffs]
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-Okay!
-You kids need to leave.
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You don't happen
to have a son my age, do you?
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So it went well?
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No. Let's go. Where's Gwen?
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Gwen, let's bounce.
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Gwen!
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Bye, Kevin. That was fun.
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Best day of my life.
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Calm down, Kevin.
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Okay.
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Seriously?
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One of us had to get some.
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[hip-hop beat playing]
254
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Babe, I think you might be having
a reaction to one of my Lip Smackers.
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Really?
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I feel fine.
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Yeah, it looks fine.
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00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,879
That was a disaster.
And I'm on a list now, so I can't go back.
259
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,880
-What if I need new shoes?
-What do you mean, "what if"?
260
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,218
Whoa, gross.
261
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,470
Why does your mouth
look like a monkey's ass?
262
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,142
A monkey's ass?
263
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,433
Like, in a good or bad way?
264
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,346
Come on. We should probably
get you to the urgent care.
265
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,685
You said it wasn't bad.
266
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,767
I was just comfortable,
and I didn't wanna get up.
267
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,692
Oh my God. I'm at the mall
throwing myself at randos.
268
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,487
Meanwhile, they're making out so much,
his lips revolted.
269
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,071
What's wrong with me?
270
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,616
Doesn't anyone want
to lick these $2,000 teeth?
271
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,372
Wow. Okay.
272
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:11,170
Well, there is another idea,
but I didn't wanna bring it up
273
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,498
because it feels
kinda weird and desperate.
274
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,094
I think we're there.
275
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:17,882
You could kiss Jay.
276
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,383
He's cute. He's always flirting with you.
277
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,053
Plus, he's a Kelso.
278
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,545
So? What does that mean?
279
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,137
He's a man-whore.
280
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:27,892
Oh. [chuckles]
281
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,893
As great as that sounds, I'm gonna pass.
282
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:34,146
Plus, he's our friend. It's too awkward.
There's gotta be someone else.
283
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,609
There's always Town Pool Ricky.
284
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:39,494
Oh great, a lifeguard. That's hot.
285
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:42,608
No, he just hangs out
and collects the floating Band-Aids.
286
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,659
But he's single and ready to mingle.
287
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,581
At least that's what his shirt says.
288
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:49,954
So Jay?
289
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:51,714
Jay, it is.
290
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:56,339
Red, I'm not sure
about this massage chair.
291
00:13:56,418 --> 00:14:00,048
We said we wouldn't change anything
in case one of us went blind.
292
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,590
[chair whirring]
293
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,884
I'm sorry, gorgeous.
294
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:10,886
The last thing I wanna do
is stress you out or upset you.
295
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,900
Are you feeling okay?
296
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,729
I'm awesome.
297
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,151
[knocking]
298
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,492
Kitty, you did a terrible job with Fez.
299
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,899
He told me he loved me.
What did you say to him?
300
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:28,328
I… I'm an older lady.
I can't recall the exact words.
301
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:31,999
Kitty. He talked about a life together.
He started crying.
302
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,749
Then he got his mom on the phone.
She started crying.
303
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,496
Honey.
304
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,251
Sherri's here.
305
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,972
I know she is. I'm not sure you are.
306
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,965
Good one, babe.
307
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,760
[laughs]
308
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,766
I'm sorry. I just… I got…
I got swept up in the moment.
309
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,309
He's so sweet.
310
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:58,732
And his words sound like
a romance novel that I barely understand.
311
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:02,153
What am I gonna do?
This guy is undumpable.
312
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,114
Well, clearly, I can't hack it.
313
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,322
We need someone who is just ruthless.
314
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,115
Who will go straight for the jugular.
315
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,988
An ax murderer.
316
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,120
Red, honey?
317
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,173
Should we get a cat?
318
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:24,548
Just something warm to have right here,
319
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,552
while I'm… chillin'.
320
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,595
Chair, I need to talk to the real Red.
321
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:33,773
[whirring stops]
322
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,059
Damn it, Kitty!
323
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,350
Did you have to pull the plug?
324
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:44,229
That's exactly why I don't put your name
on those papers at the hospital.
325
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,453
There's our ax murderer.
326
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:53,371
[rock music playing]
327
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,075
Hey, you.
328
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:59,003
Where is everyone? I thought
we're meeting up here before bowling.
329
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,707
Oh, the bowling alley's closed.
They ran out of balls.
330
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,378
Come sit.
331
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:06,881
Okay.
332
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,717
Look at that sky.
333
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,142
The stars are so bright, and the moon is
334
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,926
also bright.
335
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,186
I never thought of it like that.
336
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,355
Kind of romantic, don't you think?
337
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,940
Whoa, you can see
right into that old lady's bathtub.
338
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,566
Oh, she's crying.
339
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,570
I think her husband just died.
340
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,785
-Leia?
-Yeah?
341
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:41,919
I know what's going on here.
342
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,461
Oh good. Gimme a sec.
343
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:45,712
Okay, I'm back.
344
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,046
Leia.
345
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,466
I'm not going to kiss you.
346
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,096
What?
347
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:58,179
Not even you?
Oh my God, this is so embarrassing.
348
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,477
I'll be in here now.
349
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,154
Hey, stop. Don't be embarrassed.
350
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,767
Look. I think you're great.
351
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,235
You're cute and smart and interesting.
352
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:11,487
Really?
353
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,199
Yeah.
354
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,407
That's why I don't think we should kiss.
355
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:20,830
Look.
356
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,665
Leia, I just don't want to be
some meaningless hookup.
357
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:25,999
You know?
358
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:30,296
Like, if it's gonna happen,
I want it to just happen.
359
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,337
And I want it to be amazing.
360
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,137
Okay, that was really nice.
361
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:39,727
You sure you don't wanna kiss?
362
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:42,898
Because my back sweat is
really telling me it's time for romance.
363
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,113
Let's just see where the summer takes us.
364
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,573
Who knows?
365
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,242
It might be somewhere really special.
366
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,334
[exhales sharply]
367
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:02,120
[rock music playing]
368
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,455
Hello, Mr. Red.
369
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,541
Oh.
370
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,132
Fez, you're here. Good.
371
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:11,297
Look.
372
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,641
There's no easy way to say this.
373
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,009
It's over.
374
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,099
Oh no.
375
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,061
That's terrible.
376
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:28,983
How long do you have left?
377
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,196
-What?
-Don't worry, Mr. Red.
378
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,081
I'll take care of Ms. Kitty
when you're gone.
379
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,365
In every possible way.
380
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:46,713
I'm talking about you and Sherri.
381
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,212
The two of you are over.
382
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:50,795
What?
383
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,130
What are you talking about?
384
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,342
Is this a joke?
385
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,296
-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
386
00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,427
Sherri's dumping you.
387
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,182
That's not funny.
388
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,153
Chin up, kid.
389
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,899
You gave it your best shot.
390
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:11,938
Look at me!
391
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,202
Look me in the eyes
if you're going to rip my heart out!
392
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:23,285
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Red.
I shouldn't have raised my voice.
393
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,334
But I saw a life for us.
394
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,540
Holidays, travel, dying of an old age
395
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:33,707
while making love so we could be
buried together like a pretzel.
396
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:36,429
Tough break.
397
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:37,888
Yeah. Really tough.
398
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,471
Everything else in my life
has lined up perfectly.
399
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,472
But the most important part,
someone to share it with…
400
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:47,306
it's missing.
401
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,228
Here's the thing, kid.
402
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,190
You're weird.
403
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:01,406
But, one day, you're gonna find
someone who loves that.
404
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:08,706
Besides, were you really ready for
the responsibility of a woman with kids?
405
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,171
She has kids?
406
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,670
It shouldn't be shocking
that a woman in her forties has kids.
407
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,046
She's in her forties?!
408
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:21,434
Whew!
Really dodged a bullet there. [chuckles]
409
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,261
[rock music playing]
410
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,177
I still can't believe Jay didn't kiss you.
411
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:29,055
It's so weird. Even though things didn't
turn out like I wanted, I'm not worried.
412
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,774
Kind of excited for what's next, you know?
413
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,444
I so do.
414
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,820
I just feel like a brand-new woman.
415
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,820
I can't wait to see
what's on the horizon for me--
416
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:40,492
Mom. Thanks for the ride, but could you
go get your groove back somewhere else?
417
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:44,452
Okay, okay. I'll go find myself
at Contempo Casual.
418
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:49,003
So what's the plan?
Just wait around for Jay?
419
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,330
If he wanted me to wait for around him,
420
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,746
he shouldn't have told me
how cute and smart and interesting I am.
421
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,304
You dork.
422
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,380
I've been telling you all along
how awesome you are,
423
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,465
but it took some guy to say it
for it all to sink in.
424
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:01,550
No.
425
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:03,968
Yeah, that's what happened.
426
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,810
Whatever. I like the new confident Leia.
427
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:07,890
Me too.
428
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,847
Actually, I'll be right back.
429
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,185
-["Shoop" playing]
-♪ Hey, yeah ♪
430
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,270
♪ I wanna shoop, baby ♪
431
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,526
♪ Damn, that sounds sexy ♪
432
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,702
♪ Here I go, here I go, here I go again ♪
433
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,121
-♪ Girls, what's my weakness?
-♪ Men! ♪
434
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,410
♪ Okay then, chillin', chillin'
Mindin' my business ♪
435
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,655
♪ Yo, Salt, I looked around
And I couldn't believe this ♪
436
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:33,037
♪ I swear, I stared, my niece my witness ♪
437
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,585
♪ The brother had it goin' on
With somethin' kinda ♪
438
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,259
♪ Wicked, wicked, had to kick it ♪
439
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,718
♪ I'm not shy so I asked for the digits ♪
440
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,179
♪ A ho? No, that don't make me ♪
441
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,889
♪ See what I want
Slip slide to it swiftly ♪
442
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,600
♪ Felt it in my hips so I dipped
Back to my bag of tricks ♪
443
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:50,771
♪ Then I flipped for a tip
Make me wanna do tricks for him ♪
444
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:53,481
♪ Makes me wanna shoop, shoop, shoop ♪
445
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,022
["Shoop" chorus playing]
446
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:03,988
[song fades out]
447
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,572
Bonjour, Etienne.
448
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:09,451
[in French] I miss you too.
449
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,370
What do you mean
your friends don't think I'm real?
450
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,630
It's the same thing
with these gauche Americans.
451
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,720
[laughing jauntily]
452
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,893
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes.
453
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,600
Yes.
454
00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:35,307
[somberly] Yes.
455
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,942
[rock music playing]