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[rock music playing]
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So… what's the deal?
Are we doing this or not?
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I don't know.
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I'm literally wearing this.
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Yeah, they're daring us to do it.
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Yeah, they didn't think
that messaging through.
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Bro, does this count as a lighter?
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Uh, yeah.
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I don't know if I can do this.
I'm from a famous family.
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My cousin did Brett Favre's bathroom.
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I'm sorry. I can't do
your Brett Favre bathroom story again.
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Guys, we learned about this
in health class.
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I think we should just say…
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Whoa.
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-Babe, are you feeling it?
-I don't think so.
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Why is Donkey Kong
a gorilla and not a donkey?
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It's a lie.
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They based their entire empire on a lie.
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Yeah, I'm not feeling it either.
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[snaps]
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Interesting.
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Dude, these old flannels are so dope.
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Those are my grandpa's flannels.
He's married to what's-her-name.
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Wait… What's her name?!
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Hey, who am I?
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Your grandpa's body. [chuckles]
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It was there. It was gone.
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Just like love.
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Leia, do you want to hear about
the Donkey Kong conspiracy?
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[whispers] He's a gorilla!
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It's kinda like how Sheryl Crow
isn't actually a crow.
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Totally.
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Grandpa's body's hungry.
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I'll get snacks. What do you guys want?
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Raisin Bran.
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Raisin Bran.
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[both] Raisin Bran!
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On it.
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Wait, what was I getting?
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[young woman] One, two, three, four!
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♪ Hangin' out down the street ♪
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♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪
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♪ Not a thing to do but talk to you ♪
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♪ We're all all right! ♪
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♪ We're all all right! ♪
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[young woman] Hello, Wisconsin!
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Well, I just… I don't know
what to do with my evenings anymore
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with these summer reruns.
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I would murder someone
for a fresh Party of Five.
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If I have to sit through
another Grace Under Fire rerun,
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I'm gonna root for the fire.
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Kitty, I've got the first haul
from my vegetable garden.
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[Red chuckles]
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Show us your harvest.
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[laughs] Wow!
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[chuckles]
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I am gonna just slice this up
and put it on some burgers.
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Doll burgers.
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-What are you doing out of the basement?
-Calling it like I see it.
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Oh, here's the kitchen. Wild.
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Hi!
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Clearly.
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So… you having fun downstairs
with your new friends?
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It's everything I've ever wanted.
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Besides Raisin Bran.
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Oh, I think we're all out.
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What?!
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But I… I promised Raisin Bran.
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If I don't find some Raisin B,
I'm gonna be alone again!
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Are you okay?
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[upbeat 8-bit video game music playing]
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Well, now, who wouldn't want
to be your friend?
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You are smart and charming.
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In fact, you deserve a cookie.
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[Red] If any of those kids give you guff,
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I will grab them
by the back of their collar
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-and toss them into next week.
-[video game beep]
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[chuckles]
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That's right. He can do it too,
now that his shoulder is healed.
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Which reminds me,
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are you gonna be able to drive me
to physical therapy tomorrow?
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Oh. I'm getting my hair done. [laughs]
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But I'll make it work.
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Now, dance with me, you big gorilla.
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[Red laughs]
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Okay. Good talk.
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[rock music playing]
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-I think this is Leia's room.
-Yeah. Where is she?
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[Jay] Huh.
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Pretty sensible sleepwear.
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Oh no. She's got high blood pressure.
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It's her grandparents' room.
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Holding this has become less exciting.
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It's the mother lode!
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I'm goin' in.
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Oh, you'd look so good in this, babe.
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Like a hot lumberjack.
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Makes me wanna do stuff with you
in the woods.
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[gulps]
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I just pitched a tent.
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Bro, this will make it go away.
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This is mine now.
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Oh, here you guys are.
In my grandparents' room.
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The room I've never dared
set foot in my whole life.
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-Is it cool that we're up here?
-Yeah, I'm cool.
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It's the summer. Let's have fun.
We should do whatever we want. Right?
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Wrong.
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-Buh-bye now.
-Get out.
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-See you soon.
-Get out.
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-Don't be a stranger.
-Get out.
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Extra icing.
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That was mine.
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-We never lock the sliding door.
-We do now.
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I'm sorry, Grandpa.
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Look, I lived through this once before.
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And I'm not gonna do this again
without some ground rules.
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So you tell your friends,
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no eating my food, no drinking my drinks,
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and if they go in my room,
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my foot goes in their ass.
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You know, people keep all kinds of
private things in their bedroom.
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My father kept a whip hidden
in my parents' room in case of a burglar.
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Also, he had a pair of furry handcuffs,
in case…
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Oh dear lord.
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I think they think I'm cooler than I am.
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Since I got here, it's been amazing.
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We smoked…
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a ham,
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and we tapped a…
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a ham.
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I'm worried they're expecting
more ham, you know?
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That's an awful lot of ham.
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Honey, I think you're putting
too much pressure on yourself.
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Why don't you invite them back
for a movie night?
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Is nobody listening to me?
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I don't know, Grandma.
A movie night? It's not boring?
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No, it'll be fun.
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We'll do it tomorrow.
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We'll rent a movie and make a ham.
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Since you kids are so obsessed with it.
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[rock music playing]
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-[knocking]
-I'll get it!
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Hey, which one of you yelled at my kids?
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Red, it's for you.
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I don't know which ones are yours,
but they deserved it.
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Oh, that's Gwen and Nate, and thanks.
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I'm sick of yelling at them.
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Yesterday, I caught Nate
on the roof trying on rollerblades.
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I was pregnant with him for ten months.
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The doctor said it was okay,
but I don't think it was.
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You moved in next door, right?
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I waved at you last week, but you were
washing your hair with the hose, so…
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[laughs] I am Kitty and this is Red.
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Oh, I'm Sherri.
And, yeah, my shower head's broke.
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Turns out it can't support
the weight of two fully grown adults.
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Oh, well, look at you and your hubby
keeping things saucy.
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Oh. Actually, the hubby's
out of the picture,
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but the guy I've been seeing
is talking about us moving in together.
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How long have you been seeing each other?
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Two weeks.
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Two weeks and he already wants to move in?
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Yeah, he's kinda clingy.
I should probably break things off.
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It's too bad. He's got it all.
Good looks, good job, blue Miata.
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Hey. You guys mind
if I pop this in your microwave?
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It'll take a hour if I use mine.
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Sure, sure. It's in the kitchen.
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Oh. Kitty, you're a sweetheart. And Red…
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Yeah.
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She has all sorts of things in that bag.
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Yeah, she's like a trashy Mary Poppins.
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[rock music playing]
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Maybe you're overthinking this.
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Could we fast-forward
to the part where you pick a movie?
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Oh! [laughing]
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"Fast-forward"! That is clever!
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I should send that in to Leno.
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It's really important I don't pick
something everyone will think is dorky.
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Well, you couldn't pick something dorky
if you tried.
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-Come on. What's your favorite movie?
-Um, I guess Free Willy.
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Whoa. Dork city!
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[laughs]
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[grunts]
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I'm gonna go ask for some help.
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-Stick 'em up!
-Aah! Take my money! Take everything!
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My boss never locks her car!
Her license plate says MOVIESLUT!
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I know. I don't want to say it.
I'm just letting you know.
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Please…
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Jay, it's just me. I was joking.
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Oh. Yeah.
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[clears throat]
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Me too. [sniffles]
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Good one.
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-I, um, didn't know you worked here.
-Oh.
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Well, I didn't want to brag about
being in show business.
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Right. Um…
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So I'm trying to find
a cool movie for movie night,
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and, not that I'm super worried about it
or anything,
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but what's that one movie?
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You know, with all the guys
and the place and… the guys?
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-Uh, Clerks?
-Clerks, yes!
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Get out! I love Clerks.
Kevin Smith, right?
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Oh yeah! He was so sexy in that.
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Okay. Cool.
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Uh, well, let's see if I have it.
Let's see…
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Ah, crud, it's out.
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Some guy has had it for six weeks.
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Yo, Jay. I need your help in the bathroom.
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It's a Joe Versus the Volcano situation.
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Later, girl.
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-Come on, Grandma. We gotta go.
-Oh, just a sec.
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Pastor Dave, it's Kitty!
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I haven't seen you since the potluck.
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That was very unholy.
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[rock music playing]
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Hey, Mr. Forman.
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Look what I found
in your garden of tiny vegetables.
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Baby cucumber.
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Give me that.
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That is normal-sized.
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Don't be embarrassed.
Maybe it's a grower, not a shower.
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Anyway, I came by
to talk to you about your flannels.
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Can I have one?
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Why?
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My girlfriend said I looked good in it,
and she's kinda out of my league.
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But I love her so much,
and I want to keep her happy.
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That's sweet.
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I had a similar thing
with my first girlfriend.
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You know what her name was?
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Get out.
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Yes, sir.
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Hey, neighbor.
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Kitty said until I get
my shower situation fixed,
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I can rinse my nooks and crannies
over here.
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Well, this is my house too.
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So you can just take your crannies home.
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I'm gonna need to borrow a razor too.
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Blue Miata is taking me
to dinner at Houlihan's.
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When a guy springs for Houlihan's,
you gotta whack the weeds.
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[rock music playing]
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Are you sure it's okay
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that we're just showing up
at somebody's house to get a movie?
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I'm out of options here, Grandma.
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What if we get murdered?
Who's gonna turn off the Crock-Pot?
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-[doorbell chimes]
-[Kitty sighs]
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Aw, man!
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Halloween snuck up on me again.
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Hey, listen. I don't have any candy, man,
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but I do have some matches
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and a parking ticket from 1975.
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Leo. Hi.
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Don't you recognize me?
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I do.
253
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:30,581
Yeah. You're dressed like Kitty,
the lady with the house and the hair.
254
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,708
Killer costume, man.
255
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,759
Did you rent the movie Clerks
and not return it?
256
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,879
Are you guys cops?
257
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,875
Leo, focus.
258
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,427
Hey, if you cops are looking
for Leo Focus,
259
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,351
you got the wrong guy, man.
260
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,313
Please, Leo. This is important.
261
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:50,311
You know what I've been watching
a ton of lately?
262
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:52,403
The Real World.
263
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,357
Because think about it.
264
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,900
If that's the real world, what's all this?
265
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,160
This might be a dead end.
266
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,240
Wait. Leo, it is Halloween.
267
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,748
And you know what I really want
instead of candy?
268
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,750
The movie Clerks.
269
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,713
Crazy! I got a copy.
270
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,048
I'll get it for you.
271
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,837
-Wait. So how do you know this guy?
-Oh, he just… He's…
272
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,005
It's the usual.
You know, he's an older man
273
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:27,603
who used to hang out with your dad
and his friends when they were teenagers.
274
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,810
Nah.
275
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,813
They would have said something.
276
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,784
Okay, are you the cops
looking for a movie?
277
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,239
Yes, we are.
278
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,777
-Happy Halloween, man.
-Thank you. Thank you.
279
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,124
There you are.
280
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:52,253
Leia and I had such a fun afternoon.
281
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,381
Kitty, this house is under attack.
282
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:58,049
There are teenagers everywhere
283
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:02,588
and a half-naked lady
swinging her bits around my house.
284
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,635
Oh good. Sherri's using the shower.
285
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:10,809
Why did you open our house to chaos again?
286
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:15,021
We had it made.
All the dumbasses were gone!
287
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,074
Well, I miss them.
288
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:21,534
It's been too quiet
around here for me, Red.
289
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,781
Well, then, get a parrot!
290
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,950
And if that's not enough squawkin'
for you, invite your sister.
291
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,623
I like having Leia visit for the summer.
292
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,163
The house is alive again.
293
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:36,876
The other day, I walked into the bathroom,
someone had tinkled, left the seat up,
294
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,299
and it made me so happy.
295
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,380
I could do that for you!
296
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,175
Complain all you want,
but these past few weeks
297
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,549
I have seen glimpses of the old Red.
298
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:50,466
The fire, the passion. I miss him.
299
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,221
He's retired.
300
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:55,098
But he's still alive.
301
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,805
You can't spend all day
302
00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,476
scraping around in your garden,
playing with your tomatoes.
303
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:04,696
-You love my tomatoes!
-Your tomatoes are small!
304
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,775
Your head is sweaty.
305
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,037
-Your chest is heaving.
-[Kitty moans]
306
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,961
["Tell Me Something Good"
by Chaka Khan playing]
307
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,963
♪ Tell me something good… ♪
308
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,472
Well, so much for a quiet retirement.
309
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:27,928
There's no more lint in my dryer filter.
310
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,800
[both laughing]
311
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,347
Is it safe to come out?
312
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:33,389
Sherri.
313
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:38,562
I was taking a shower. When I got done,
you guys were dirty doggin' it,
314
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,936
so I just hunkered down
and rode out the storm.
315
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,693
I told you I heard the toilet flush.
316
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:49,574
Sorry, I was only up here 'cause I was
getting ready for this mistake of a date.
317
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,777
A date?
318
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,156
Blue Miata, Houliha… Keep up.
319
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:57,369
But it did give me time to think,
which I never get to do.
320
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,706
I mean, what do I want from my life?
321
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,962
Because I'm pretty sure
322
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:05,053
hiding in my neighbor's bathroom
listening to old people bang isn't it.
323
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,877
Sounded like somebody was eating
corn on the cob.
324
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,967
What's wrong with me?
325
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,853
Why do I keep making the same mistake
over and over?
326
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:19,402
Oh, honey. Go easy on yourself.
327
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,057
You have a steady job.
328
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:25,897
You are raising two wonderful kids
all on your own.
329
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,735
You are amazing.
330
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,117
-Kitty, why are you lying to her?
-Red…
331
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:32,829
But he's not wrong.
332
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:36,368
Okay, maybe it's time
to take a break from the fellas
333
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,793
and see what it's like on your own.
334
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,372
Being alone sounds scary.
335
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,707
Well, you're not alone. You've got us.
336
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:43,633
Us?
337
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:46,131
You'd think you'd be
in a better mood right now.
338
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,634
[rock music playing]
339
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,724
Welcome to movie night.
340
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,973
It's gonna be pretty major,
so to kick things off right
341
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,925
I got everyone
their own box of Raisin Bran.
342
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,807
Raisin Bran! Raisin Bran!
Raisin Bran! [chuckles]
343
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,524
Everybody loves it. Remember?
344
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,194
No? Did that not happen?
345
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,153
Oh, you know who loves Raisin Bran?
346
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,645
My cousin who did Brett Favre's--
347
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,157
Do not.
348
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,829
-So what are we watching?
-Uh, my favorite movie.
349
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,738
Clerks, starring Kevin Smith.
350
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,497
[chuckles] I'll take a slice of that.
351
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,746
[both] Okay…
352
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,298
Hey, MTV. I'm Leo, man.
353
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,923
I'm 74 years young,
354
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,137
and I'd be perfect
for The Real World, man.
355
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,218
What's this?
356
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,057
I don't know.
It was supposed to be Clerks.
357
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,639
Fun facts about me.
358
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:43,099
I've fallen off of
three roller coasters, man.
359
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:47,111
Well, four, if you count the fourth one.
360
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,571
[TV clicks off]
361
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,111
Uh… forget movies.
362
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,235
Does anyone have
any funny stories to share?
363
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:54,782
[choking]
364
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:55,735
Oh good, Nate.
365
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,537
No. He's choking on the Raisin Bran.
It's too dry.
366
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,160
Give him something to drink.
367
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,210
Forget the straw!
368
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,463
Okay. Drink, baby, drink.
369
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,594
[slurping]
370
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,801
I'm good. It went down.
371
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,429
[choking]
372
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,350
No, you gotta clear it out like this.
Like…
373
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,758
-[coughs]
-[coughs]
374
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:21,556
Leia, you should be an event planner.
This is so fun.
375
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,314
Gah! I'm sorry!
376
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,523
I really wanted this
to be a perfect night.
377
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,436
[scoffs] Forget it.
378
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,317
Leia…
379
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,700
Hey, stop eating that.
380
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,740
I'm hungry!
381
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,909
Yo, drama queen. What was up with that?
382
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,544
I'm a fraud.
383
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,250
I've never even seen Clerks.
384
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,750
My favorite movie is… Free Willy.
385
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:48,708
It's about a boy.
386
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,045
And his whale.
387
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:52,974
So?
388
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,465
So he tries to get Willy
back in the ocean.
389
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,551
No. I mean,
why did you melt down in there?
390
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,097
It's just…
391
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,232
I feel like an imposter in this group.
392
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:07,556
You guys are all so close and so cool,
393
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,267
and I'm just me.
394
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:13,147
If you're ever doubting yourself,
just remember,
395
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,986
you have a killer basement.
396
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,533
I thought you were gonna say
something way nicer.
397
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,662
You know how boring it is around here?
398
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:27,374
Last week, we threw a stick in the creek
and tried to hit it with other sticks.
399
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,627
Nate called it Stick Stick.
400
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,592
It's not just about your basement, dummy.
401
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:38,304
If you're stressing about me, we're good.
402
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:42,259
And if you're worried about
fitting in with everyone else,
403
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,427
you found the people who don't fit in.
404
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,482
And I am their queen.
405
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,685
Never had a friend like you.
406
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:51,939
I know.
407
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,400
Guys!
408
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,994
We just found another bag inside this bag.
409
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:58,986
Bag bag!
410
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,909
I just came up with that.
411
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:05,579
[rock music playing]
412
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:09,963
The stuff in that bag bag was good good.
413
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,998
Not as good as Free Willy. I love it.
414
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:17,007
Check yourself.
This is just E.T. with a whale.
415
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,352
I know it's not Clerks,
but it's kinda cute, right?
416
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:24,098
It's like… I'm the boy
417
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,854
and Willy's the rubber band.
418
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:28,694
I get it now.
419
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,808
Leia, is Willy gonna make it?
420
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,687
Did E.T. make it?
421
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:36,692
-Come on, Willy.
-Come on.
422
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:37,607
You can do it.
423
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,324
-You got this. Come on.
-Yes, Willy.
424
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,414
[all] Yeah!
425
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,659
He made it!
426
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,580
-[movie score swells]
-[laughing]
427
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,879
This never happened.
428
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,461
Hey, Mr. Forman.
429
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,383
I found this in my van.
430
00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,591
Looks like I have a secret admirer.
431
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,585
[whispers] It's you, isn't it?
432
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,888
It's just a shirt. Don't make it weird.
433
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,063
I'm not.
434
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:11,102
-Can I call you Uncle Red?
-Get out.
435
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:15,481
Bye, Uncle Red.
436
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:20,449
Kitty.
437
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,158
That's what you're wearing
to break up with a guy?
438
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,792
I can't imagine
what you would wear to a pool party.
439
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,577
What? This is my funeral outfit.
440
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,877
It's what I wear
to say goodbye to someone forever.
441
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,343
[car horn honking]
442
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,430
That's him. Oh God, I'm just so nervous.
443
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,969
I've eaten a ton of my hair.
444
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,887
This was so much higher.
445
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:47,972
Well, stop that.
446
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,017
-You are strong.
-Yeah.
447
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,641
-You're independent.
-Yeah.
448
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:53,728
You're still young…
449
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,772
-Yeah.
-…ish.
450
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:59,319
-He is just some guy with a fancy horn.
-Right.
451
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,941
Now, go.
452
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,156
Dump that chump!
453
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,528
That's what they say on Ricki Lake.
454
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:06,445
[laughs]
455
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,755
I thought it would be fun
for you to see me look this sexy.
456
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,676
[rock music playing]
457
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:37,605
[rock music playing]