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‎那…現在呢？要不要拿來用？

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‎不知道，我正穿著這件衣服

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‎（反毒教育，別讓孩子吸毒）

4
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‎對啊，這是在挑釁我們

5
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‎對啊，他們沒想到說這句話的後果

6
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‎這算打火機嗎？

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‎算啊

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‎別算我一份好了，我家很有名

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‎我堂哥幫前美式足球選手裝修廁所

10
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‎對不起，我不想再聽你說這個故事

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‎健教課教過了

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‎我們應該要說…

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‎讚爆啦

14
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‎-寶貝，感覺上來沒？
‎-好像還沒

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‎為什麼大金剛不是金剛，是猩猩？

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‎這是謊言

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‎整個主題的遊戲都建立在謊言上

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‎對，我的感覺也還沒上來

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‎真有趣

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‎這堆法蘭絨襯衫好潮

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‎這是我爺爺的法蘭絨襯衫
‎他娶了那個人

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‎等等…她叫什麼名字？

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‎我是誰？

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‎妳爺爺的身體

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‎本來在這裡，現在不見了

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‎彷彿愛情

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‎莉亞，要聽聽大金剛的陰謀嗎？

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‎牠其實是猩猩

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‎就像李小龍其實不是龍

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‎對極了

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‎爺爺的身體餓了

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‎我去拿零食，你們要吃什麼？

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‎葡萄乾麥麩

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‎葡萄乾麥麩

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‎葡萄乾麥麩

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‎我去拿

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‎等等，要拿什麼？

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‎一，二，三，四<i>‎…</i>

39
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‎街頭漫步閒晃

40
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‎生活一成不變

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‎無所事事，只和你聊

42
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‎我們都好…

43
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‎威斯康辛，你們好！

44
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‎（90 年代秀）

45
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‎我…夏天這麼多重播劇

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‎我不知道晚上該怎麼辦

47
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‎我超想看新一集的《五口之家》

48
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‎如果逼我再看重播的
‎《葛蕾絲沒在怕》

49
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‎我就讓他知道什麼叫怕

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‎琪蒂，我的菜園第一次收成

51
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‎我看收成怎麼樣

52
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‎了不起！

53
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‎我要切片放到漢堡裡

54
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‎家家酒的漢堡

55
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‎-你跑出地下室幹嘛？
‎-我只是實話實說

56
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‎原來廚房在這裡，好棒

57
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‎你好！

58
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‎真明顯

59
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‎那…你和新朋友在樓下還開心嗎？

60
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‎我的美夢成真了

61
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‎只是少了葡萄乾麥麩

62
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‎好像吃光了

63
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‎怎麼會？

64
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‎但我答應給他們葡萄乾麥麩

65
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‎要是沒找到葡萄乾麥麩
‎我又會變一個人

66
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‎妳沒事吧？

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‎（選單）

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‎放心，誰不想和妳做朋友？

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‎妳又聰明又迷人

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‎事實上，妳有資格拿到餅乾

71
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‎要是他們說妳什麼

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‎我會抓住他們的後領

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‎把他們丟到屋外

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‎（加分！）

75
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‎沒錯，他肩膀的傷好了，他做得到

76
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‎我差點忘了

77
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‎妳明天會載我去物理治療吧？

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‎我要做頭髮…但我會想出辦法

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‎現在和我跳舞吧，大猩猩

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‎好，很開心和你們聊

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‎-這好像是莉亞的房間
‎-沒錯，她人呢？

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‎蠻實用的睡衣

83
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‎好可憐，她有高血壓

84
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‎這是她祖父母的房間

85
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‎拿著這件讓我消火了

86
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‎寶藏來源在這裡！

87
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‎我來挖寶

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‎你穿這件會很好看

89
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‎很像帥氣伐木工

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‎害我想在林子裡和你做幹壞事

91
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‎我搭帳棚了

92
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‎這件會讓你消風

93
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‎這是我的了

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‎原來你們在我祖父母的臥室

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‎我一直不敢走進來

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‎-我們可以進來吧？
‎-我不介意

97
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‎暑假就是要開心玩
‎想怎樣就怎樣，對吧？

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‎不對

99
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‎-再見
‎-滾出去

100
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‎-有空再來
‎-滾出去

101
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‎-記得聯絡
‎-滾出去

102
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‎糖霜特別多

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‎本來是我的

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‎-我們從不鎖滑門
‎-以後就會鎖

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‎爺爺，對不起

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‎我受過一次教訓

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‎再也不會讓你們無法無天

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‎去告訴妳的朋友

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‎不准吃我的東西，不准喝我的飲料

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‎還有，敢進我房間，我就踹他們屁股

111
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‎通常臥室放的都是私人物品

112
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‎我爸放了鞭子在臥室防賊

113
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‎他還放了一對絨毛手銬，免得…

114
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‎我懂了

115
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‎我沒他們想的那麼酷

116
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‎來這裡之後我很開心

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‎我們呼了…火腿

118
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‎還喝了…

119
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‎火腿

120
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‎我擔心他們要更多火腿

121
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‎也太多火腿了

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‎妳好像把自己逼得太緊

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‎改天晚上再請他們來看電影？

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‎沒人聽我說話嗎？

125
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‎奶奶，電影之夜？不會無聊嗎？

126
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‎不會的，一定很好玩

127
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‎就明天吧

128
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‎我們去租電影和做火腿

129
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‎既然你們對火腿這麼著迷

130
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‎我來開！

131
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‎罵我小孩的是哪一個？

132
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‎瑞德，找你的

133
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‎我不知道哪個是你小孩，但他們活該

134
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‎是葛雯和內特，謝謝你，我罵得好累

135
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‎昨天我抓到內特想在屋頂滑直排輪

136
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‎我懷孕十個月才生下他

137
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‎醫生說這樣沒問題，但我不覺得

138
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‎妳是搬到隔壁的吧？

139
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‎我上週對妳揮手
‎但妳在用水管洗頭，所以…

140
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‎我叫琪蒂，他叫瑞德

141
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‎我是雪莉，我的蓮蓬頭壞了

142
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‎它竟然撐不住兩個大人的重量

143
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‎妳和老公打得真火熱

144
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‎老公已經滾了

145
00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:57,021
‎但我男友想和我同居

146
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‎-你們交往多久了？
‎-兩週

147
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‎兩週就要同居？

148
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‎對，他有點黏人，也許該和他分手了

149
00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:10,107
‎好可惜，他很完美，長得帥
‎工作又好，還開藍色馬自達

150
00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,870
‎可以借用你家的微波爐嗎？

151
00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:15,791
‎用我的要很久

152
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‎沒問題，在廚房

153
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‎琪蒂，妳真貼心，至於瑞德…

154
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‎沒事

155
00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:28,466
‎她的包包真是百寶袋

156
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‎對啊，好像低級的神仙教母

157
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‎妳太多慮了

158
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‎我們快轉到妳挑電影那一段好嗎？

159
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‎“快轉”！說得真好

160
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‎該傳給傑雷諾才對

161
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‎我絕不能挑錯片
‎免得大家覺得我很呆

162
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‎認真挑就不會選到呆呆的片

163
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‎-說吧，妳最愛看哪部電影？
‎-應該是《威鯨闖天關》

164
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‎天哪，呆斃了！

165
00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,554
‎我去請人幫忙

166
00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,721
‎-手舉起來！
‎-把錢拿走，全都拿走

167
00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:15,301
‎我老闆從不鎖車
‎她的車牌是“電影爛貨”

168
00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,468
‎我知道，我不想說出口
‎只是告訴你一聲

169
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,888
‎求你…

170
00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,476
‎傑伊，是我，我開玩笑的

171
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‎我知道

172
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‎我也一樣

173
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‎很好笑

174
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,650
‎原來你在這裡工作

175
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,284
‎我不想吹噓我在演藝界

176
00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:36,029
‎是喔

177
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‎我想為電影之夜挑一部酷電影

178
00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,329
‎我不是很擔心啦

179
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,245
‎但那部電影叫什麼名字？

180
00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:48,463
‎就是一堆男的到那個地方那部？

181
00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:50,916
‎-《瘋狂店員》嗎？
‎-就是它！

182
00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,837
‎好巧！我很愛看《瘋狂店員》
‎凱文史密斯演的吧？

183
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,637
‎沒錯，他在裡面很性感

184
00:09:58,514 --> 00:10:00,734
‎妳喜歡就好

185
00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:04,017
‎看看店裡有沒有，來看…

186
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,482
‎可惜，被借走了

187
00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:10,525
‎被借走六週了

188
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,282
‎傑伊，來廁所幫我

189
00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:15,622
‎發生《跳火山的人》的危機

190
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,158
‎妹子，晚點見

191
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,669
‎-奶奶，我們快走吧
‎-等一下

192
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,880
‎戴夫牧師，我是琪蒂！

193
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:28,790
‎（限成人）

194
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,918
‎百樂餐之後我就沒看到你

195
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,877
‎真汙穢

196
00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:41,056
‎佛曼先生

197
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,480
‎看我在菜園找到什麼

198
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:44,939
‎拇指小黃瓜

199
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,649
‎給我

200
00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:49,523
‎這是正常尺寸

201
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,566
‎別難為情
‎也許你那根是成長型，不是作秀型

202
00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:59,656
‎其實我是來聊聊你的法蘭絨襯衫

203
00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,242
‎給我一件好嗎？

204
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,157
‎要幹嘛？

205
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:07,495
‎我女友說我穿了很帥
‎而且我算高攀她

206
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,133
‎不過我很愛她，想讓她開心

207
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,091
‎真甜蜜

208
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:14,880
‎我對初戀女友也有類似的感覺

209
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,930
‎知道她叫什麼名字嗎？

210
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,390
‎“滾出去”

211
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:21,846
‎遵命

212
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,890
‎嗨，好鄰居

213
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,186
‎琪蒂說，在我的淋浴間修好前

214
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,361
‎我可以來這裡洗澎澎

215
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,900
‎這也是我的房子

216
00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:37,704
‎妳可以把妳的澎澎帶回家

217
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,740
‎我還要借刮毛刀

218
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,954
‎藍色馬自達要帶我去休閒餐廳吃晚餐

219
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,834
‎男人在休閒餐廳撒錢時
‎你就一定要除毛

220
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,916
‎妳確定我們可以

221
00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:51,839
‎直接衝到陌生人家裡拿錄影帶？

222
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,709
‎奶奶，我別無選擇

223
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:57,466
‎要是我們被謀殺呢？誰來關燉鍋？

224
00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,391
‎天哪！

225
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,519
‎我又錯過萬聖節

226
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:13,074
‎聽好，我沒有糖果

227
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:18,449
‎但我有一些火柴
‎和1974年的違規停車罰單

228
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,156
‎里歐，你好

229
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,871
‎認不出我嗎？

230
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,241
‎認得出

231
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:30,581
‎妳打扮得很像有房子又有頭髮的琪蒂

232
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,708
‎服裝超迷人

233
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,759
‎你是不是還沒還
‎租來的《瘋狂店員》？

234
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,879
‎你們是警察？

235
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,875
‎里歐，回魂囉

236
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,427
‎如果你們警察在找“李歐回魂囉”

237
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,351
‎你們找錯人了

238
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,313
‎拜託，里歐，這很重要

239
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:50,311
‎知道我最近狂看什麼嗎？

240
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:52,403
‎《真實世界》

241
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,357
‎你們想想

242
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,900
‎如果那是真實世界，這裡又是什麼？

243
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,160
‎我看拿不回來了

244
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,240
‎等等，里歐，今天是萬聖節

245
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,748
‎我不想拿糖，知道我想拿什麼嗎？

246
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,750
‎《瘋狂店員》的電影

247
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,713
‎好巧！我有一捲

248
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,048
‎我拿來給你們

249
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,837
‎-等等，妳認識這傢伙？
‎-他是…他…

250
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,005
‎老樣子，他年紀比你爸和他朋友大

251
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:27,603
‎他們十幾歲時常和他鬼混

252
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,730
‎算了

253
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,813
‎他們一定說了些什麼

254
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,784
‎好，你們是在找電影的警察？

255
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,239
‎沒錯

256
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,777
‎-萬聖節快樂
‎-謝謝

257
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,124
‎原來你在這裡

258
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:52,253
‎我和莉亞下午好開心

259
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,381
‎琪蒂，這棟房子受到攻擊

260
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:58,049
‎到處都是青少年

261
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:02,588
‎還有個半裸的女人在家裡晃來晃去

262
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,635
‎很好，雪莉在洗澡

263
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:10,809
‎為什麼又讓家裡亂哄哄？

264
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:15,021
‎我們終於成功擺脫那些蠢蛋！

265
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,074
‎但是我想他們

266
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:21,534
‎我覺得家裡太安靜了，瑞德

267
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,781
‎那就養一隻鸚鵡

268
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,950
‎要是還不夠吵，就邀妳妹過來

269
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,623
‎我喜歡莉亞來家裡過暑假

270
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,163
‎家裡又有生氣了

271
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:36,876
‎前幾天我走進廁所，有人尿尿過
‎還把坐墊掀起來

272
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,299
‎我好高興

273
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,380
‎這我也做得到

274
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,175
‎隨便你怎麼抱怨，但過去幾週來

275
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,549
‎我隱約看到過去的瑞德

276
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:50,466
‎充滿生氣和熱情，我想念他

277
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,221
‎他退休了

278
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:55,098
‎但他還沒死

279
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,805
‎你不能一整天

280
00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,476
‎都在菜園挖土，玩你的番茄

281
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:04,696
‎-妳很愛我的番茄！
‎-你的番茄太小了！

282
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,775
‎你滿頭大汗

283
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,827
‎妳呼吸急促

284
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,468
‎好大聲的退休生活

285
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:28,088
‎我的蜘蛛網清乾淨了

286
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,347
‎我可以出來了嗎？

287
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:33,219
‎雪莉

288
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:38,562
‎我在洗澡，洗完時你們正在炒飯

289
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,936
‎我就靜靜等到風平浪靜

290
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,693
‎我就說嘛，我聽到有人沖馬桶

291
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:49,574
‎對不起，我上來是想
‎為錯誤的約會做準備

292
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,777
‎約會？

293
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,156
‎藍色馬自達，休閒餐…認真點

294
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:57,369
‎但我趁機好好思考了
‎我從沒這樣做過

295
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,706
‎我想過怎樣的人生？

296
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,962
‎因為我很確定

297
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:05,053
‎絕對不是躲在鄰居的浴室聽老人辦事

298
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,877
‎聲音真像在啃玉米棒

299
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,967
‎我是怎麼了？

300
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,853
‎我為什麼永遠學不乖？

301
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:19,402
‎親愛的，別苛責自己

302
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,057
‎妳工作穩定

303
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:25,897
‎獨力扶養兩個乖孩子

304
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,735
‎妳棒得不得了

305
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,117
‎-琪蒂，幹嘛騙她？
‎-瑞德…

306
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:32,829
‎但他說得對

307
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:36,368
‎好，也許妳該遠離男人一陣子

308
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,793
‎試著過單身的生活

309
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,372
‎一個人感覺很恐怖

310
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,707
‎妳不是一個人，妳有我們

311
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:43,633
‎我們？

312
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:46,131
‎我還以為你心情好多了

313
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,724
‎歡迎參加電影之夜

314
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,973
‎一定會很好看
‎為了讓大家一開始就有好心情

315
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,925
‎我幫每個人準備了一盒葡萄乾麥麩

316
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,097
‎葡萄乾麥麩！

317
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,521
‎大家都愛吃，記得吧？

318
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,194
‎不是嗎？沒這回事？

319
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:09,653
‎知道誰愛吃葡萄乾麥麩嗎？
‎我堂哥，他幫前美式…

320
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,157
‎妳閉嘴

321
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,829
‎-要看什麼片？
‎-我最愛的電影

322
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:18,498
‎《瘋狂店員》，由凱文史密斯主演
‎他很吸引我

323
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,746
‎好…

324
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,298
‎MTV你好，我是里歐

325
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,923
‎是74歲的鮮肉

326
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,137
‎很適合上《真實世界》

327
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,218
‎這是什麼？

328
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,057
‎不知道，應該是《瘋狂店員》才對

329
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,639
‎聊聊我的趣事

330
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:43,099
‎我從雲霄飛車跌下來三次

331
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:47,111
‎第四次也算的話，就是四次

332
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,111
‎別看電影吧

333
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,235
‎誰想分享有趣的故事？

334
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:55,743
‎很好，內特

335
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,537
‎不是，葡萄乾麥麩太乾，他被嗆到

336
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,160
‎拿東西給他喝

337
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,210
‎不必插吸管！

338
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,463
‎好，寶貝快喝

339
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,801
‎沒事，我吞下去了

340
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,970
‎不對，要這樣清喉嚨，像…

341
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:21,556
‎莉亞，妳該做活動企劃，真好玩

342
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,314
‎對不起！

343
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,523
‎我真心希望今晚很完美

344
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,016
‎算了

345
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,317
‎莉亞…

346
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,700
‎別吃了

347
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,740
‎但我好餓

348
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,909
‎激動妹，剛剛是怎樣？

349
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,544
‎我是騙子

350
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,250
‎我沒看過《瘋狂店員》

351
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,750
‎我最愛看的是…《威鯨闖天關》

352
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:48,708
‎是關於一個男孩

353
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,045
‎和他的鯨魚

354
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:52,804
‎所以呢？

355
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,465
‎他想讓威利回到大海

356
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,551
‎不是啦，我是問妳為什麼崩潰？

357
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:00,967
‎我只是…

358
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,232
‎我好像是這個團體的冒牌貨

359
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:07,556
‎你們感情很好，又很酷

360
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,267
‎但我只是我

361
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:13,147
‎妳懷疑自己時，要記得

362
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,986
‎妳家地下室超炫的

363
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,533
‎我以為妳會說得更中聽一點

364
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:21,992
‎知道這裡多無聊嗎？

365
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:27,374
‎上週我們把棍子丟到溪中
‎想用其他棍子打中它

366
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,627
‎內特說這叫棍棍

367
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,592
‎呆瓜，問題不只是地下室

368
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:38,144
‎如果妳擔心的是我，我們很好

369
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:42,259
‎還有，如果妳擔心和其他人處不來

370
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,427
‎妳會發現一群邊緣人

371
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,482
‎而我是大姊頭

372
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,685
‎我從沒交過妳這種朋友

373
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:51,769
‎我知道

374
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,400
‎妳們兩個！

375
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,994
‎原來袋子裡還有一個袋子

376
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:58,986
‎這叫袋袋

377
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,909
‎我剛想到的

378
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:09,963
‎袋袋裡的東東好棒棒

379
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,998
‎但《威鯨闖天關》更棒，我喜歡

380
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:17,007
‎我不覺得
‎這只是鯨魚版的《E.T.外星人》

381
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,352
‎我知道這不是《瘋狂店員》
‎但還蠻可愛的吧？

382
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:26,558
‎我好像是男主角，威利就像橡皮筋

383
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:28,694
‎我懂了

384
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,808
‎莉亞，威利能回到大海嗎？

385
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,267
‎E.T.外星人回去了嗎？

386
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:36,692
‎-加油，威利
‎-加油

387
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:37,607
‎你行的

388
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,324
‎-你可以的，加油
‎-好棒，威利

389
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,414
‎讚啦！

390
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,659
‎他回去了！

391
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,879
‎你們的眼睛業障重

392
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,461
‎佛曼先生

393
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,383
‎我在廂型車裡找到這個

394
00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,591
‎看來有人暗戀我

395
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,585
‎是你吧？

396
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,888
‎只是一件襯衫，別搞得這麼尷尬

397
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,063
‎我沒有

398
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:11,102
‎-可以叫你瑞德叔叔嗎？
‎-滾出去

399
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:15,441
‎再見，瑞德叔叔

400
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:20,449
‎琪蒂

401
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,158
‎妳穿這樣和男人分手？

402
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,792
‎真難想像妳去泳池派對會穿什麼

403
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,577
‎怎樣？我都穿這樣參加喪禮

404
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,877
‎這是我和人永別的裝扮

405
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,430
‎他來了，我好緊張

406
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,969
‎我吃了一堆頭髮

407
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,887
‎本來的髮型高多了

408
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:47,972
‎別這樣

409
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,017
‎-妳很堅強
‎-沒錯

410
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,641
‎-妳很獨立
‎-沒錯

411
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,768
‎-妳還很年輕…吧
‎-沒錯

412
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:59,319
‎-他只是喇叭聲很炫的男人
‎-沒錯

413
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,941
‎去吧

414
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,156
‎甩掉那個木頭人！

415
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,568
‎《芮琪雷克》裡都這樣說

416
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,755
‎讓妳看到我性感的樣子
‎我覺得會很好玩

417
00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:13,135
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