1 00:00:08,591 --> 00:00:12,681 So… what's the deal? Are we doing this or not? 2 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:14,062 I don't know. 3 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,719 I'm literally wearing this. 4 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,228 Yeah, they're daring us to do it. 5 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:21,147 Yeah, they didn't think that messaging through. 6 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:23,729 Bro, does this count as a lighter? 7 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:25,025 Uh, yeah. 8 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:29,235 I don't know if I can do this. I'm from a famous family. 9 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,700 My cousin did Brett Favre's bathroom. 10 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:35,237 I'm sorry. I can't do your Brett Favre bathroom story again. 11 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,958 Guys, we learned about this in health class. 12 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,539 I think we should just say… 13 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:41,964 Whoa. 14 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,631 -Babe, are you feeling it? -I don't think so. 15 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:49,423 Why is Donkey Kong a gorilla and not a donkey? 16 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:52,512 It's a lie. 17 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:57,062 They based their entire empire on a lie. 18 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,809 Yeah, I'm not feeling it either. 19 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:09,693 Interesting. 20 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:12,863 Dude, these old flannels are so dope. 21 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:17,448 Those are my grandpa's flannels. He's married to what's-her-name. 22 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:21,041 Wait… What's her name?! 23 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:23,208 Hey, who am I? 24 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,997 Your grandpa's body. 25 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,796 It was there. It was gone. 26 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,340 Just like love. 27 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:35,553 Leia, do you want to hear about the Donkey Kong conspiracy? 28 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:37,851 He's a gorilla! 29 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,350 It's kinda like how Sheryl Crow isn't actually a crow. 30 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:43,852 Totally. 31 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,272 Grandpa's body's hungry. 32 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,985 I'll get snacks. What do you guys want? 33 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:52,568 Raisin Bran. 34 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,453 Raisin Bran. 35 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,621 Raisin Bran! 36 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:57,161 On it. 37 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:01,366 Wait, what was I getting? 38 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,458 One, two, three, four! 39 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:17,142 Hello, Wisconsin! 40 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:21,216 Well, I just… I don't know what to do with my evenings anymore 41 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,477 with these summer reruns. 42 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,980 I would murder someone for a fresh Party of Five. 43 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,114 If I have to sit through another Grace Under Fire rerun, 44 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:31,898 I'm gonna root for the fire. 45 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:37,703 Kitty, I've got the first haul from my vegetable garden. 46 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:40,538 Show us your harvest. 47 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,039 Wow! 48 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:54,551 I am gonna just slice this up and put it on some burgers. 49 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:56,593 Doll burgers. 50 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,597 -What are you doing out of the basement? -Calling it like I see it. 51 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,189 Oh, here's the kitchen. Wild. 52 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:07,766 Hi! 53 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,192 Clearly. 54 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:15,147 So… you having fun downstairs with your new friends? 55 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:17,276 It's everything I've ever wanted. 56 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:18,873 Besides Raisin Bran. 57 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:20,528 Oh, I think we're all out. 58 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,082 What?! 59 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,290 But I… I promised Raisin Bran. 60 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,785 If I don't find some Raisin B, I'm gonna be alone again! 61 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,041 Are you okay? 62 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,048 Well, now, who wouldn't want to be your friend? 63 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:42,847 You are smart and charming. 64 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,228 In fact, you deserve a cookie. 65 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:53,943 If any of those kids give you guff, 66 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,855 I will grab them by the back of their collar 67 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,235 -and toss them into next week. 68 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:04,157 That's right. He can do it too, now that his shoulder is healed. 69 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:05,621 Which reminds me, 70 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:08,463 are you gonna be able to drive me to physical therapy tomorrow? 71 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:13,286 Oh. I'm getting my hair done. 72 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,498 But I'll make it work. 73 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:17,587 Now, dance with me, you big gorilla. 74 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:22,180 Okay. Good talk. 75 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:29,936 -I think this is Leia's room. -Yeah. Where is she? 76 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:31,019 Huh. 77 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,065 Pretty sensible sleepwear. 78 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:37,399 Oh no. She's got high blood pressure. 79 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:40,406 It's her grandparents' room. 80 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:45,244 Holding this has become less exciting. 81 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,249 It's the mother lode! 82 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:50,794 I'm goin' in. 83 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,335 Oh, you'd look so good in this, babe. 84 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:56,921 Like a hot lumberjack. 85 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,674 Makes me wanna do stuff with you in the woods. 86 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:02,594 I just pitched a tent. 87 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,723 Bro, this will make it go away. 88 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,480 This is mine now. 89 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:13,312 Oh, here you guys are. In my grandparents' room. 90 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,476 The room I've never dared set foot in my whole life. 91 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,975 -Is it cool that we're up here? -Yeah, I'm cool. 92 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:22,067 It's the summer. Let's have fun. We should do whatever we want. Right? 93 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,155 Wrong. 94 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,831 -Buh-bye now. -Get out. 95 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:31,582 -See you soon. -Get out. 96 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:33,884 -Don't be a stranger. -Get out. 97 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,128 Extra icing. 98 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:36,839 That was mine. 99 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:40,089 -We never lock the sliding door. -We do now. 100 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,177 I'm sorry, Grandpa. 101 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:47,180 Look, I lived through this once before. 102 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:49,473 And I'm not gonna do this again without some ground rules. 103 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:51,847 So you tell your friends, 104 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:56,114 no eating my food, no drinking my drinks, 105 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,769 and if they go in my room, 106 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:00,653 my foot goes in their ass. 107 00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:04,862 You know, people keep all kinds of private things in their bedroom. 108 00:06:04,947 --> 00:06:10,497 My father kept a whip hidden in my parents' room in case of a burglar. 109 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:14,748 Also, he had a pair of furry handcuffs, in case… 110 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,377 Oh dear lord. 111 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,671 I think they think I'm cooler than I am. 112 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,716 Since I got here, it's been amazing. 113 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,680 We smoked… 114 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,340 a ham, 115 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:28,391 and we tapped a… 116 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:30,427 a ham. 117 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:35,096 I'm worried they're expecting more ham, you know? 118 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:39,231 That's an awful lot of ham. 119 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,606 Honey, I think you're putting too much pressure on yourself. 120 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:45,413 Why don't you invite them back for a movie night? 121 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,028 Is nobody listening to me? 122 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:51,616 I don't know, Grandma. A movie night? It's not boring? 123 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:53,872 No, it'll be fun. 124 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:55,365 We'll do it tomorrow. 125 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:58,126 We'll rent a movie and make a ham. 126 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,419 Since you kids are so obsessed with it. 127 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,550 -I'll get it! 128 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:11,256 Hey, which one of you yelled at my kids? 129 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,141 Red, it's for you. 130 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,563 I don't know which ones are yours, but they deserved it. 131 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:19,484 Oh, that's Gwen and Nate, and thanks. 132 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,074 I'm sick of yelling at them. 133 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:24,109 Yesterday, I caught Nate on the roof trying on rollerblades. 134 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:26,113 I was pregnant with him for ten months. 135 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:28,945 The doctor said it was okay, but I don't think it was. 136 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:33,413 You moved in next door, right? 137 00:07:33,494 --> 00:07:38,214 I waved at you last week, but you were washing your hair with the hose, so… 138 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:41,091 I am Kitty and this is Red. 139 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:43,879 Oh, I'm Sherri. And, yeah, my shower head's broke. 140 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:47,433 Turns out it can't support the weight of two fully grown adults. 141 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:51,599 Oh, well, look at you and your hubby keeping things saucy. 142 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:53,849 Oh. Actually, the hubby's out of the picture, 143 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:56,931 but the guy I've been seeing is talking about us moving in together. 144 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,598 How long have you been seeing each other? 145 00:07:58,686 --> 00:07:59,806 Two weeks. 146 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:02,226 Two weeks and he already wants to move in? 147 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,935 Yeah, he's kinda clingy. I should probably break things off. 148 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:10,107 It's too bad. He's got it all. Good looks, good job, blue Miata. 149 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,870 Hey. You guys mind if I pop this in your microwave? 150 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:15,791 It'll take a hour if I use mine. 151 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,331 Sure, sure. It's in the kitchen. 152 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:21,174 Oh. Kitty, you're a sweetheart. And Red… 153 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,003 Yeah. 154 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:28,466 She has all sorts of things in that bag. 155 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:31,889 Yeah, she's like a trashy Mary Poppins. 156 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,394 Maybe you're overthinking this. 157 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:41,976 Could we fast-forward to the part where you pick a movie? 158 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:43,903 Oh! 159 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:46,571 "Fast-forward"! That is clever! 160 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,691 I should send that in to Leno. 161 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:52,068 It's really important I don't pick something everyone will think is dorky. 162 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:55,026 Well, you couldn't pick something dorky if you tried. 163 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:58,957 -Come on. What's your favorite movie? -Um, I guess Free Willy. 164 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,709 Whoa. Dork city! 165 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,554 I'm gonna go ask for some help. 166 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,721 -Stick 'em up! -Aah! Take my money! Take everything! 167 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:15,301 My boss never locks her car! Her license plate says MOVIESLUT! 168 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,468 I know. I don't want to say it. I'm just letting you know. 169 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,888 Please… 170 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,476 Jay, it's just me. I was joking. 171 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:24,807 Oh. Yeah. 172 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,278 Me too. 173 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:28,188 Good one. 174 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,357 -I, um, didn't know you worked here. -Oh. 175 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:34,275 Well, I didn't want to brag about being in show business. 176 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:36,699 Right. Um… 177 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:39,754 So I'm trying to find a cool movie for movie night, 178 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,329 and, not that I'm super worried about it or anything, 179 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,245 but what's that one movie? 180 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:48,463 You know, with all the guys and the place and… the guys? 181 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:50,916 -Uh, Clerks? -Clerks, yes! 182 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,837 Get out! I love Clerks. Kevin Smith, right? 183 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,637 Oh yeah! He was so sexy in that. 184 00:09:58,514 --> 00:10:00,734 Okay. Cool. 185 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:04,019 Uh, well, let's see if I have it. Let's see… 186 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,482 Ah, crud, it's out. 187 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:10,525 Some guy has had it for six weeks. 188 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,282 Yo, Jay. I need your help in the bathroom. 189 00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:15,622 It's a Joe Versus the Volcano situation. 190 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,158 Later, girl. 191 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,669 -Come on, Grandma. We gotta go. -Oh, just a sec. 192 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,790 Pastor Dave, it's Kitty! 193 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,918 I haven't seen you since the potluck. 194 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,877 That was very unholy. 195 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:41,056 Hey, Mr. Forman. 196 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,480 Look what I found in your garden of tiny vegetables. 197 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:44,939 Baby cucumber. 198 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,649 Give me that. 199 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:49,523 That is normal-sized. 200 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,566 Don't be embarrassed. Maybe it's a grower, not a shower. 201 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:59,656 Anyway, I came by to talk to you about your flannels. 202 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,242 Can I have one? 203 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,157 Why? 204 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:07,495 My girlfriend said I looked good in it, and she's kinda out of my league. 205 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,133 But I love her so much, and I want to keep her happy. 206 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,091 That's sweet. 207 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:14,880 I had a similar thing with my first girlfriend. 208 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,930 You know what her name was? 209 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,390 Get out. 210 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:21,846 Yes, sir. 211 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,890 Hey, neighbor. 212 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,186 Kitty said until I get my shower situation fixed, 213 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,361 I can rinse my nooks and crannies over here. 214 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,900 Well, this is my house too. 215 00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:37,704 So you can just take your crannies home. 216 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,740 I'm gonna need to borrow a razor too. 217 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,954 Blue Miata is taking me to dinner at Houlihan's. 218 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,834 When a guy springs for Houlihan's, you gotta whack the weeds. 219 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,916 Are you sure it's okay 220 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:51,839 that we're just showing up at somebody's house to get a movie? 221 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,709 I'm out of options here, Grandma. 222 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:57,466 What if we get murdered? Who's gonna turn off the Crock-Pot? 223 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,391 Aw, man! 224 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,519 Halloween snuck up on me again. 225 00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:13,074 Hey, listen. I don't have any candy, man, 226 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,359 but I do have some matches 227 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,453 and a parking ticket from 1975. 228 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,156 Leo. Hi. 229 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,871 Don't you recognize me? 230 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,241 I do. 231 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:30,581 Yeah. You're dressed like Kitty, the lady with the house and the hair. 232 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,708 Killer costume, man. 233 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,759 Did you rent the movie Clerks and not return it? 234 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,879 Are you guys cops? 235 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,875 Leo, focus. 236 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,427 Hey, if you cops are looking for Leo Focus, 237 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,351 you got the wrong guy, man. 238 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,313 Please, Leo. This is important. 239 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:50,311 You know what I've been watching a ton of lately? 240 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:52,403 The Real World. 241 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,357 Because think about it. 242 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,900 If that's the real world, what's all this? 243 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,160 This might be a dead end. 244 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,240 Wait. Leo, it is Halloween. 245 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,748 And you know what I really want instead of candy? 246 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,750 The movie Clerks. 247 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,713 Crazy! I got a copy. 248 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,048 I'll get it for you. 249 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,837 -Wait. So how do you know this guy? -Oh, he just… He's… 250 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,005 It's the usual. You know, he's an older man 251 00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:27,603 who used to hang out with your dad and his friends when they were teenagers. 252 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,810 Nah. 253 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,813 They would have said something. 254 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,784 Okay, are you the cops looking for a movie? 255 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,239 Yes, we are. 256 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,777 -Happy Halloween, man. -Thank you. Thank you. 257 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,124 There you are. 258 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:52,253 Leia and I had such a fun afternoon. 259 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,381 Kitty, this house is under attack. 260 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:58,049 There are teenagers everywhere 261 00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:02,588 and a half-naked lady swinging her bits around my house. 262 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,635 Oh good. Sherri's using the shower. 263 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:10,809 Why did you open our house to chaos again? 264 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:15,021 We had it made. All the dumbasses were gone! 265 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,074 Well, I miss them. 266 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:21,534 It's been too quiet around here for me, Red. 267 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,781 Well, then, get a parrot! 268 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,950 And if that's not enough squawkin' for you, invite your sister. 269 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,623 I like having Leia visit for the summer. 270 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,163 The house is alive again. 271 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:36,876 The other day, I walked into the bathroom, someone had tinkled, left the seat up, 272 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,299 and it made me so happy. 273 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,380 I could do that for you! 274 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,175 Complain all you want, but these past few weeks 275 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,549 I have seen glimpses of the old Red. 276 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:50,466 The fire, the passion. I miss him. 277 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,221 He's retired. 278 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:55,098 But he's still alive. 279 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,805 You can't spend all day 280 00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,476 scraping around in your garden, playing with your tomatoes. 281 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:04,696 -You love my tomatoes! -Your tomatoes are small! 282 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,775 Your head is sweaty. 283 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,037 -Your chest is heaving. 284 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,472 Well, so much for a quiet retirement. 285 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:27,928 There's no more lint in my dryer filter. 286 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,347 Is it safe to come out? 287 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:33,389 Sherri. 288 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:38,562 I was taking a shower. When I got done, you guys were dirty doggin' it, 289 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,936 so I just hunkered down and rode out the storm. 290 00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,693 I told you I heard the toilet flush. 291 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:49,574 Sorry, I was only up here 'cause I was getting ready for this mistake of a date. 292 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,777 A date? 293 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,156 Blue Miata, Houliha… Keep up. 294 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:57,369 But it did give me time to think, which I never get to do. 295 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,706 I mean, what do I want from my life? 296 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,962 Because I'm pretty sure 297 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:05,053 hiding in my neighbor's bathroom listening to old people bang isn't it. 298 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,877 Sounded like somebody was eating corn on the cob. 299 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,967 What's wrong with me? 300 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,853 Why do I keep making the same mistake over and over? 301 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:19,402 Oh, honey. Go easy on yourself. 302 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,057 You have a steady job. 303 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:25,897 You are raising two wonderful kids all on your own. 304 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,735 You are amazing. 305 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,117 -Kitty, why are you lying to her? -Red… 306 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:32,829 But he's not wrong. 307 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:36,368 Okay, maybe it's time to take a break from the fellas 308 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,793 and see what it's like on your own. 309 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,372 Being alone sounds scary. 310 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,707 Well, you're not alone. You've got us. 311 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:43,633 Us? 312 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:46,131 You'd think you'd be in a better mood right now. 313 00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,724 Welcome to movie night. 314 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,973 It's gonna be pretty major, so to kick things off right 315 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,925 I got everyone their own box of Raisin Bran. 316 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,807 Raisin Bran! Raisin Bran! Raisin Bran! 317 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,524 Everybody loves it. Remember? 318 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,194 No? Did that not happen? 319 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,153 Oh, you know who loves Raisin Bran? 320 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,645 My cousin who did Brett Favre's-- 321 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,157 Do not. 322 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,829 -So what are we watching? -Uh, my favorite movie. 323 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,738 Clerks, starring Kevin Smith. 324 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,497 I'll take a slice of that. 325 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,746 Okay… 326 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,298 Hey, MTV. I'm Leo, man. 327 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,923 I'm 74 years young, 328 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,137 and I'd be perfect for The Real World, man. 329 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,218 What's this? 330 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,057 I don't know. It was supposed to be Clerks. 331 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,639 Fun facts about me. 332 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:43,099 I've fallen off of three roller coasters, man. 333 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:47,111 Well, four, if you count the fourth one. 334 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,111 Uh… forget movies. 335 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,235 Does anyone have any funny stories to share? 336 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:55,735 Oh good, Nate. 337 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,537 No. He's choking on the Raisin Bran. It's too dry. 338 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,160 Give him something to drink. 339 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,210 Forget the straw! 340 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,463 Okay. Drink, baby, drink. 341 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,801 I'm good. It went down. 342 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,350 No, you gotta clear it out like this. Like… 343 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:21,556 Leia, you should be an event planner. This is so fun. 344 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,314 Gah! I'm sorry! 345 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,523 I really wanted this to be a perfect night. 346 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,436 Forget it. 347 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,317 Leia… 348 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,700 Hey, stop eating that. 349 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,740 I'm hungry! 350 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,909 Yo, drama queen. What was up with that? 351 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,544 I'm a fraud. 352 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,250 I've never even seen Clerks. 353 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,750 My favorite movie is… Free Willy. 354 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:48,708 It's about a boy. 355 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,045 And his whale. 356 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:52,974 So? 357 00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,465 So he tries to get Willy back in the ocean. 358 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,551 No. I mean, why did you melt down in there? 359 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,097 It's just… 360 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,232 I feel like an imposter in this group. 361 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:07,556 You guys are all so close and so cool, 362 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,267 and I'm just me. 363 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:13,147 If you're ever doubting yourself, just remember, 364 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,986 you have a killer basement. 365 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,533 I thought you were gonna say something way nicer. 366 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,662 You know how boring it is around here? 367 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:27,374 Last week, we threw a stick in the creek and tried to hit it with other sticks. 368 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,627 Nate called it Stick Stick. 369 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,592 It's not just about your basement, dummy. 370 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:38,304 If you're stressing about me, we're good. 371 00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:42,259 And if you're worried about fitting in with everyone else, 372 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,427 you found the people who don't fit in. 373 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,482 And I am their queen. 374 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,685 Never had a friend like you. 375 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:51,939 I know. 376 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,400 Guys! 377 00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,994 We just found another bag inside this bag. 378 00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:58,986 Bag bag! 379 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,909 I just came up with that. 380 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:09,963 The stuff in that bag bag was good good. 381 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,998 Not as good as Free Willy. I love it. 382 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:17,007 Check yourself. This is just E.T. with a whale. 383 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,352 I know it's not Clerks, but it's kinda cute, right? 384 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:24,098 It's like… I'm the boy 385 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,854 and Willy's the rubber band. 386 00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:28,694 I get it now. 387 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,808 Leia, is Willy gonna make it? 388 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,687 Did E.T. make it? 389 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:36,692 -Come on, Willy. -Come on. 390 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:37,607 You can do it. 391 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,324 -You got this. Come on. -Yes, Willy. 392 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,414 Yeah! 393 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,659 He made it! 394 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,879 This never happened. 395 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,461 Hey, Mr. Forman. 396 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,383 I found this in my van. 397 00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,591 Looks like I have a secret admirer. 398 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,585 It's you, isn't it? 399 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,888 It's just a shirt. Don't make it weird. 400 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,063 I'm not. 401 00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:11,102 -Can I call you Uncle Red? -Get out. 402 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:15,481 Bye, Uncle Red. 403 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:20,449 Kitty. 404 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,158 That's what you're wearing to break up with a guy? 405 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,792 I can't imagine what you would wear to a pool party. 406 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,577 What? This is my funeral outfit. 407 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,877 It's what I wear to say goodbye to someone forever. 408 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,430 That's him. Oh God, I'm just so nervous. 409 00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,969 I've eaten a ton of my hair. 410 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,887 This was so much higher. 411 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:47,972 Well, stop that. 412 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,017 -You are strong. -Yeah. 413 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,641 -You're independent. -Yeah. 414 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:53,728 You're still young… 415 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,772 -Yeah. -…ish. 416 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:59,319 -He is just some guy with a fancy horn. -Right. 417 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,941 Now, go. 418 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,156 Dump that chump! 419 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,528 That's what they say on Ricki Lake. 420 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,755 I thought it would be fun for you to see me look this sexy.