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‎莉亞，快拍照

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‎我眼睛好痠，我要眨一下

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‎這台相機只能拍24張照
‎我絕不能浪費

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‎剩23張，我剛拍到歐基的屁股

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‎洗一張給我，我每次角度都喬不好

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‎讓我來拍吧？

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‎太好了，把我拍得酷一點

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‎不要為難相機

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‎準備開趴了嗎？

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‎我拿點心，內特拿啤酒

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‎抱歉

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‎我走進蜘蛛網，它就滾下來了

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‎這是莉亞的最後一晚
‎你卻搬來國慶日的爛啤酒？

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‎我把它當親生孩子在照顧

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‎結果它滾下樓梯

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‎像媽對你那樣？

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‎嗆暴啦！

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‎-兄弟
‎-兄弟

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‎兄弟

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‎又舊又臭的走味啤酒？

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‎我們沒那麼可悲

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‎我真是舞林高手

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‎這是妳的最後一晚，妳說是就是

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‎歐基，我走了之後，你會難過吧？

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‎不會

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‎他不善於表達情感

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‎如果我說出感受，別人也會照做

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‎但我不在乎

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‎完美的送別會
‎為完美的夏天畫下句點

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‎值得喝一杯

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‎我本來還擔心，你和莉亞談分手

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‎會破壞氣氛

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‎結果沒有

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‎我好開心

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‎我還沒告訴她

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‎什麼？

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‎一，二，三，四

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‎街頭漫步閒晃

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‎生活一成不變

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‎無所事事，只和你聊

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‎我們都好…

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‎90 年代秀

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‎威斯康辛，你們好！

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‎-你要和我分手？
‎-沒啦，別這麼說

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‎這不是分手

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‎不如說，本來我們是男女朋友

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‎現在不是了

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‎蠢驢，這就叫分手

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‎天哪，我只是你的夏季情人，混蛋

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‎她讓你的雞雞吃起司耶

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‎莉亞，我不是混蛋

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‎我們會分開九個月

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‎硬要談遠距戀愛很累

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‎“硬”耶

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‎我不想讓我們兩個受這種苦

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‎所以要結束？連試一下都不要？

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‎莉亞，我知道妳很生氣
‎但他說的有道理

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‎這樣你們就能各自好好過生活
‎對吧，寶貝？

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‎對，遠距離戀愛不太屌

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‎“屌”耶

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‎這不適合膽小鬼

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‎妳知道打給我加拿大男友多燒錢嗎？

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‎妳祖父母就快知道了

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‎葛雯，幫我說話

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‎他說的有道理

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‎妳挺他們？

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‎不是，我是為妳好

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‎你們會分開很久
‎而且他是…花花公子

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‎-太扯了！
‎-莉亞…

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‎不准跟來，我敢噴這個

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‎稍等，我去叫她

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‎莉亞，有電話！

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‎我以為妳很難過莉亞要回去

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‎本來很難過，但我想通了
‎她不會離開太久

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‎她男友在這裡

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‎她的閨蜜住隔壁
‎她也愛我的馬鈴薯沙拉

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‎那我呢？我很風趣啊

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‎奶奶

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‎寶貝，傑伊找妳

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‎你這爛貨

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‎天哪

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‎莉亞，開心點沒？

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‎我…我看並沒有

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‎到底發生什麼事？

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‎男友的事、我的事

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‎還有她昨天吃了奇怪的馬鈴薯沙拉
‎害她生病

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‎天哪，這些都非同小可

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‎她明年夏天可能不想來了
‎我得和她談談

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‎祝妳好運

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‎糟糕

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‎大家都別走

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‎只剩我和報紙為伍

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‎你的樹搞不好會砸死人
‎我該告你才對

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‎我的樹？

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‎那棵樹是從你家長過來的

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‎就算天災吧，可能發生在任何人身上

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‎但它沒有發生在任何人身上

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‎它發生在妳身上

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‎我一直提醒妳，這棵樹在腐爛了

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‎妳要處理一下

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‎我一直在忙

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‎忙著幹什麼？

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‎我啊

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‎拜託！

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‎你有時間穿上褲子

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‎我褲子太緊

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‎有時我還得在大腿抹油

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‎妳看上這小子？

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‎我們在肯德基偶遇，決定再試一次

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‎結果我覺得…

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‎吮指回味樂無窮

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‎講正事好嗎？

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‎叫妳房東負責搬走它

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‎那傢伙好難搞

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‎你找他談吧？你是罵人高手

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‎好，我來處理

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‎謝謝，你是我的救命恩人
‎我現在打給他

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‎我馬上進去

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‎-你很喜歡滅我威風嗎？
‎-什麼？

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‎該由我對付房東才對

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‎我要讓雪莉看到我真心投入這段感情

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‎好，那你打給房東

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‎把樹搬離我的車道就對了

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‎多謝了，瑞德先生

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‎搞什麼！

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‎你可能不知道
‎但…看寶物是要付錢的

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‎他們吃了我的冰棒，佔住我的地下室

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‎把我的生活搞得天翻地覆

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‎一群蠢蛋

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‎妳的口氣開始像妳爺爺

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‎別忘了妳很喜歡這裡，想快點回來

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‎回來？我只想離開這個…
‎偏僻的爛小鎮

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‎我在點域鎮倒是過得很好

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‎但我想這不重要

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‎我知道我提早到了

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‎媽

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‎我在路上想打過來

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‎但聽起來好像有人拿電話砸鍋子

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‎媽，好在妳來了

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‎一切都毀了

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‎男友和我分手

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‎還有，不知為何
‎我把氣出在葛雯身上

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‎-男友？
‎-傑伊克爾索

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‎克爾索家的人？

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‎我們這麼常聊天，妳怎麼完全沒提？

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‎我覺得…現在的重點

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‎是莉亞暑假過得很開心

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‎但她好像忘了這件事

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‎電影之夜、去湖濱小屋、電音趴…

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‎-電音趴？
‎-唐娜，別當老古板

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‎我在車上會全部解釋給妳聽

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‎現在我只想離開這個地獄

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‎地獄會有這麼好記的廣告嗎？

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‎“點”滴歡樂，都在這個地“域”

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‎-我…私下和她聊一下吧？
‎-好

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‎喬治哈里遜的妹妹住這裡

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‎媽，我…覺得很蠢

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‎以為今年夏天很完美，結果…

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‎一切都毀了

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‎乖女兒，分手很令人難過

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‎妳怎麼知道？妳和爸從中學就在一起

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‎-其實我們常分手
‎-是喔？

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‎對啊
‎有一次我還和傑伊的伯伯凱希約會

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‎克爾索家的人？

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‎沒錯

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‎當個青少年很不容易

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‎但不管我經歷什麼事

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‎知道誰幫我撐過來嗎？

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‎我的朋友

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‎找葛雯談談吧

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‎克爾索家的人哪點好？

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‎-是髮型
‎-沒錯，很完美

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‎再次謝謝你幫我應付房東

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‎你從沒這麼性感過

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‎除了你說“開心果”的語氣以外

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‎開心果

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‎我不知道你們在幹嘛，但感覺很怪

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‎葛雯，記得我的朋友費茲嗎？

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‎記得
‎你的“朋友”把我的沐浴乳用完了

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‎真開心又遇見小黃瓜甜瓜的愛用者

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‎給我20塊好嗎？我要買禮物給莉亞

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‎我給妳吧

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‎讚，我摸到了

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‎給妳50塊吧

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‎謝啦，新老爸

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‎你太貼心了

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‎寶貝，我最會解決問題

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‎那好，因為我房東來了

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‎所以…

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‎原來是你

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‎-芬頓，你來幹嘛？
‎-這是我的房子

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‎我還有三間住宅、一間雙層公寓
‎和一間粒粒冰淇淋店

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‎對，看清楚，費茲

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‎成功人士就是這個樣子

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‎我知道成功人士的樣子
‎你聽過卻斯費茲嗎？

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‎很少聽到
‎我泡澡時看完了你煩人的電視廣告

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‎但我已經放了浴鹽，不想起來換頻道

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‎也就表示，我的浴室有電視，賤人

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‎好，敘舊完畢，我想…

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‎妳簽的租約

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‎明文規定不准養68公斤以上的寵物

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‎人家67.5公斤

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‎你的大腿這麼細嗎？

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‎-我的大腿比你的臉好
‎-我的臉比你的鞋子好

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‎-我的鞋子比你的禿頭好
‎-你下地獄吧！

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‎我們那裡見！

208
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‎別為了小事動怒，先處理那棵樹吧

209
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,293
‎你不付房租，我就不搬樹

210
00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:11,088
‎-還有，因為這個，我剛漲房租了
‎-什麼？

211
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,549
‎離我的粒粒冰淇淋店遠一點

212
00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:17,010
‎你絕對吃不到未來冰淇淋的味道

213
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:26,311
‎-開心…
‎-老娘沒心情

214
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,608
‎嗨，傑伊

215
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,152
‎佛曼太太？

216
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,404
‎我們該聊聊了

217
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:37,656
‎妳怎麼知道我在這裡？

218
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:41,410
‎這是我的地盤，到處都有我的眼線

219
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,538
‎莉亞還好嗎？

220
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:49,084
‎我很遺憾會是這種結果
‎但我不得不這樣做

221
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,879
‎我正想找你聊這件事

222
00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:55,215
‎她很難過
‎明年也許不會再回來過暑假

223
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:58,135
‎-我不希望這樣
‎-重點不是你

224
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:07,144
‎不對，重點就是你，你剛剛說什麼？

225
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,438
‎我不想傷害她，佛曼太太

226
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:14,026
‎只是變數太多了
‎要是她認識其他人呢？

227
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:17,196
‎或有人邀我
‎演下一部的《小子難纏》呢？

228
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,281
‎那我就得搬到瑞沙達了！

229
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:22,993
‎好

230
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:28,373
‎聽我說說我遠距戀愛的經歷

231
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:32,336
‎我當時和我和一個男生熱戀

232
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,714
‎後來爆發戰爭，他被派到海外

233
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:36,965
‎第一次世界大戰嗎？

234
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:48,685
‎我們還是決定試試看

235
00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:51,730
‎我從來都不後悔這個決定

236
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:52,856
‎那個人是瑞德嗎？

237
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,025
‎不是，他好像叫史提夫

238
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,361
‎妳是說遠距戀愛不會成功？

239
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,445
‎和史提夫就不行

240
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,615
‎他的肚臍超大

241
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,076
‎連毛衣都蓋不住

242
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:10,457
‎重點是我們起碼嘗試過

243
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:14,545
‎親愛的，喜歡就要好好把握

244
00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:17,840
‎佛曼太太，妳好用力捏我的手

245
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,592
‎我真心希望你試一下

246
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,261
‎越來越大力了

247
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,596
‎我常常開美乃滋罐頭

248
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:32,271
‎蒼蠅停在我褲襠上，我很為難
‎不知道該不該用拍子打死

249
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,358
‎可惡，飛走了

250
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,652
‎這也許是好事

251
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,905
‎-葛雯呢？
‎-出去了

252
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,741
‎我要向她道別後再走

253
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,451
‎我太反應過度

254
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:50,581
‎我第一次分手，處理得不太好

255
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,624
‎對啊，這很難受

256
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:56,253
‎我第一次分手時
‎心臟好像從屁眼裡被扯出來，所以…

257
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,840
‎更讓我難過的是
‎大家都站在傑伊那邊

258
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,800
‎不是大家啦

259
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:07,139
‎我立場很尷尬，傑伊是我摯友
‎但我同意妳的說法

260
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,433
‎-真的？
‎-真的

261
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,519
‎後來妮琪又附和他，說各過各的

262
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:15,981
‎我…我怕心臟又要從屁眼被扯出來

263
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,567
‎拜託，她就是那樣

264
00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:21,987
‎我知道，但我…希望她有時不要那麼…

265
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:25,574
‎-天哪，找不到字來形容
‎-“實際？”

266
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:28,410
‎好酷，我們發明了一個字

267
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,205
‎謝謝你這番話，內特

268
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,750
‎好在還有一對情侶沒有未來

269
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,878
‎對啊，還有什麼比愛的力量更大？

270
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,213
‎閃電吧，其他就沒了

271
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:44,593
‎對，如果是天作之合
‎什麼阻礙都不成問題

272
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:45,510
‎對極了

273
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:49,348
‎找到命定的伴侶
‎你知道有多幸運嗎？

274
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,099
‎找到讓你感到自在的那個人？

275
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:53,852
‎-妳能談心的那個人
‎-一切變得好輕鬆

276
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,146
‎-沒錯，那個…
‎-懂妳的人？

277
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,941
‎-真的
‎-沒錯

278
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,778
‎搞甚麼？

279
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,281
‎-莉亞？
‎-葛雯？

280
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:07,616
‎-內特？
‎-葛雯？

281
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,623
‎我的褲襠上有蒼蠅

282
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,799
‎芬頓讓我好生氣

283
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,094
‎但我要幫雪莉的忙

284
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,846
‎好複雜，對吧，妹妹？

285
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:32,724
‎你哪位？

286
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,645
‎他好像和葛雯她媽上床

287
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:39,064
‎沒錯

288
00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:41,650
‎就是我

289
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:47,322
‎我們才剛重燃愛火

290
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:49,783
‎芬頓就冒出來

291
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:51,952
‎天哪，快陪我哭

292
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,045
‎抱歉，我鐵石心腸

293
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,341
‎你們兩個沒救了

294
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,052
‎我想念我的死黨

295
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,223
‎也許這個人生並不重要

296
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,851
‎也許我們都不存在

297
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:20,480
‎或者，也許我存在，但你們不在

298
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,234
‎有人嗎？

299
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,036
‎天哪

300
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,205
‎我完全忘了剛剛在笑甚麼

301
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,167
‎很好笑吧？

302
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,296
‎天哪，我對你失去耐性了

303
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,590
‎你要抓牢她

304
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,717
‎世上最美的事

305
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,887
‎就是兩個人完美契合，就像…

306
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,513
‎這兩顆馬鈴薯…

307
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,432
‎他們怎麼做到的？

308
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:57,976
‎就是這樣吧？

309
00:16:58,477 --> 00:17:02,981
‎我必須放下和芬頓恩怨
‎才能和雪莉重修舊好

310
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,651
‎費茲，你在這裡幹嗎？

311
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,697
‎唐娜？太好了，老朋友來了

312
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,160
‎我們出去透透氣吧

313
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,870
‎唐娜，別這樣

314
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,830
‎艾瑞克是我最好的朋友

315
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,426
‎-怎麼發生的？
‎-不知道

316
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,721
‎-為什麼？
‎-不知道

317
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:39,726
‎他是傑伊的死黨，也是妮琪的男友

318
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:40,644
‎還是妳哥

319
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,148
‎真是糟透了

320
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,152
‎妳笑什麼？

321
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:53,156
‎對不起，我想到我們第一次上來時

322
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,867
‎妳沒喝過啤酒，也沒接吻過

323
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:58,370
‎一直聊著辯論社

324
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,206
‎當時我傻呼呼的

325
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:05,168
‎但現在看看妳，搗蛋鬼一個
‎我喜歡

326
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,547
‎葛雯，我該怎麼做？

327
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,423
‎什麼都不用做

328
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:13,635
‎妳和內特又沒接吻，妳不欠傑伊

329
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,930
‎所以，妳放心回芝加哥

330
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,182
‎每天打電話給我

331
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,017
‎我們儘量多見面

332
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:24,229
‎明年夏天妳再回來，我們再一起玩

333
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:26,857
‎我喜歡這個計畫

334
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,526
‎等等，我準備了東西給妳

335
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,032
‎離開之前，再犯法一次吧？

336
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,660
‎都這個時候了，管他的！

337
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:43,456
‎我不知道你對芬頓說了什麼
‎但他完全休戰了

338
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,918
‎他會搬走那棵樹
‎也答應重鋪浴室的地毯

339
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:53,133
‎我喜歡妳，所以把自我丟一邊
‎送他禮物示好

340
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,720
‎我解決了那根白樺樹

341
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,931
‎好像該脫掉帽子了

342
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,524
‎拍張照吧，照片撐比較久

343
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,242
‎我向剪狗毛師要的毛

344
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,077
‎我贏了

345
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,371
‎謝謝你幫我這個忙，費茲

346
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,582
‎大部分的男人會丟下我不管

347
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,751
‎聽妳這麼說，讓我情緒好激動

348
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,337
‎這些情緒會跑進我的褲子

349
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,547
‎我的身體真像拼圖

350
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,384
‎我們去臥室拼拼圖吧

351
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:39,262
‎我本來想做愛的，但…

352
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,097
‎隨便吧，妳開心就好

353
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,979
‎-爺爺，謝謝你照顧我
‎-乖孫女，來抱一下

354
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,358
‎很開心妳來度假

355
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:52,359
‎妳啊

356
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:57,530
‎但妳要告訴朋友
‎妳不在時，不准來地下室

357
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:58,657
‎換我了！

358
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,160
‎寶貝，奶奶愛妳

359
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,788
‎告訴你的朋友，妳不在的時候

360
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,539
‎地下室隨便他們用

361
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,959
‎謝謝，奶奶，我也愛妳

362
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:10,835
‎好

363
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,462
‎爺爺，越來越緊！

364
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,381
‎琪蒂

365
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:15,548
‎她拍地面認輸了

366
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,425
‎嘿

367
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,805
‎我們不必聊那件事，那沒什麼

368
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:22,722
‎說得對

369
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:24,516
‎真的嗎？

370
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,770
‎-才對，那件事很重要
‎-沒錯，非常重要

371
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:30,689
‎莉亞！

372
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,191
‎好在我及時趕到

373
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,485
‎-兄弟
‎-沒什麼

374
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:38,738
‎你來做什麼？

375
00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:41,366
‎我探索了靈魂，也打了空手道很久

376
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,451
‎我明白我錯了

377
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:45,745
‎我還不想放棄這段感情

378
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:51,376
‎我知道我是混蛋
‎但要是妳再給我一次機會，莉亞

379
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,129
‎我每天都會補償妳

380
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:59,009
‎傑伊，你…真貼心，我…

381
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,805
‎但我現在很迷惘

382
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,558
‎也許這能幫上妳

383
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:12,272
‎我好會撩

384
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:14,858
‎葛雯

385
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:17,694
‎她到芝加哥後會打給你

386
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,863
‎-但我會先打
‎-好，很夠了

387
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,533
‎莉莉，最後一次道別，該出發了

388
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,661
‎-一到家就打給我
‎-有好多事要聊

389
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:28,621
‎笑一個

390
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,417
‎這是最後一張，任務達成了

391
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,463
‎真的對不起

392
00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:37,881
‎-什麼？
‎-沒什麼

393
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:40,717
‎上車吧

394
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,346
‎我真的會想她

395
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:46,765
‎我也是

396
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,185
‎才怪

397
00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:57,317
‎莉亞，別走！

398
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,568
‎別難過

399
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:04,741
‎回來，莉亞！回來！

400
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:37,732
‎（莉亞和葛雯，1995年）

401
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:26,364
‎字幕翻譯：易敬能