1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:09,552 [rock guitar riff playing] 2 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:12,638 [Gwen, straining] Leia, take the picture. 3 00:00:13,598 --> 00:00:16,017 My eyes are burning. I need to blink. 4 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:20,480 There's only 24 pictures on this camera, and I don't want to waste any of them. 5 00:00:20,563 --> 00:00:21,522 [shutter clicks] 6 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:25,777 Twenty-three. I just took one of Ozzie's butt. 7 00:00:26,611 --> 00:00:28,362 Send me a copy. I can never get a good angle. 8 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:31,908 Why don't I take the pictures? 9 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:34,702 Oh great! Try to make me look really cool. 10 00:00:34,786 --> 00:00:36,204 It's just a camera. 11 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:39,248 Ready to party? 12 00:00:39,332 --> 00:00:41,459 I got the snacks. Nate's got the keg. 13 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,336 [loud clanging] 14 00:00:44,128 --> 00:00:45,129 Sorry! 15 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,380 [panting] 16 00:00:46,464 --> 00:00:48,800 I walked into a spiderweb, and she got away from me. 17 00:00:49,509 --> 00:00:50,802 Dude, it's Leia's last night, 18 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:52,970 and you brought that nasty keg from Fourth of July? 19 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:55,640 I took care of this thing like it's my baby. 20 00:00:56,349 --> 00:00:58,017 Till I dropped it down the stairs. 21 00:00:58,518 --> 00:00:59,894 Just like Mom did to you? 22 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:02,105 Burn! 23 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:07,860 Bro. 24 00:01:07,944 --> 00:01:09,153 Bro. 25 00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:11,322 Bro. 26 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,241 Old, flat, skunky beer? 27 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:15,576 We are not this desperate. 28 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:22,041 -["I Wish" plays] -♪ I wish I was a little bit taller ♪ 29 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,459 ♪ I wish I was a baller ♪ 30 00:01:23,543 --> 00:01:25,503 ♪ I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her ♪ 31 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,922 ♪ I wish I had a rabbit in a hat With a bat ♪ 32 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,674 -♪ And a six-four Impala ♪ -[shutter clicks] 33 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:32,969 ♪ I wish I was like six-foot-nine So I can get with Leoshi ♪ 34 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:35,096 ♪ 'Cause she don't know me But yo, she's really fine ♪ 35 00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:37,306 ♪ You know I see her all the time Everywhere I go ♪ 36 00:01:37,390 --> 00:01:39,809 ♪ And even in my dreams I can scheme of ways to make her mine ♪ 37 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:41,769 -♪ 'Cause I know she's livin' phat ♪ -[song ends] 38 00:01:42,687 --> 00:01:44,564 I think I'm a really good dancer. 39 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:47,275 It's your last night, so… sure. 40 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,237 Ozzie, are you gonna be sad when I'm gone? 41 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,364 Uh… 42 00:01:54,365 --> 00:01:55,491 No. 43 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:58,119 He isn't great about expressing his emotions. 44 00:01:58,202 --> 00:02:00,872 If I say how I feel, people say how they feel. 45 00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:03,416 And I don't care. 46 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,587 Well, this is the perfect last night to cap off the perfect summer. 47 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:08,713 I'll drink to that. 48 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,465 [chuckles] Bro. 49 00:02:11,549 --> 00:02:14,343 I was worried when you had that talk with Leia about breaking things off, 50 00:02:14,427 --> 00:02:15,720 it was gonna harsh the mood. 51 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:16,637 But it didn't! 52 00:02:16,721 --> 00:02:17,930 I'm having a blast! 53 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:19,098 [chuckles] 54 00:02:19,724 --> 00:02:20,808 I haven't told her yet. 55 00:02:22,894 --> 00:02:23,895 What? 56 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:27,315 -[shutter clicks] -[rock music plays] 57 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:28,399 One, two, three, four! 58 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,484 ♪ Hangin' out down the street ♪ 59 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:32,445 ♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪ 60 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:34,739 ♪ Not a thing to do ♪ 61 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,824 ♪ But talk to you ♪ 62 00:02:36,908 --> 00:02:37,950 ♪ We're all all right! ♪ 63 00:02:38,034 --> 00:02:39,452 ♪ We're all all right! ♪ 64 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:42,079 [young woman] Hello, Wisconsin! 65 00:02:43,289 --> 00:02:46,417 -You're breaking up with me? -No, no, no. Don't say it like that. 66 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,752 It's not a breakup. 67 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,587 It's like we were boyfriend and girlfriend, 68 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:50,630 but we're gonna stop. 69 00:02:50,713 --> 00:02:52,673 That's a breakup, you donk! 70 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:57,011 Oh my God, I'm one of your summer things, you jerk. 71 00:03:00,139 --> 00:03:02,475 Whoa. She cheesied your deezy. 72 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:06,270 Leia, I'm not being a jerk. 73 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:08,314 We're gonna be apart for nine months. 74 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:10,149 Long distance relationships are hard. 75 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:11,567 [chuckles] Hard. 76 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:16,447 I don't want to put us through that. 77 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,783 So that's it? We're not even gonna try? 78 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,702 Leia, I know you're upset, but he's making a lot of sense. 79 00:03:21,786 --> 00:03:25,248 This way you both can go off and live your lives. Right, babe? 80 00:03:25,331 --> 00:03:27,416 Yeah, long distance is nuts. 81 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:29,335 Nuts. [chuckles] 82 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:31,295 [Jay gulps] 83 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,631 It's not for the faint of heart. 84 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,467 Do you know how much it costs to call my boyfriend in Canada? 85 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:39,720 Well, your grandparents are about to find out. 86 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:42,014 Gwen, help me out here. 87 00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:43,933 He has a point. 88 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:45,059 You're with them? 89 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,644 No, I'm looking out for you. 90 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,188 I mean, it is a long time apart, and also… 91 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:50,690 man-whore. 92 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,526 -Unbelievable! -Leia… 93 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:56,112 Do not follow me! I am not afraid to use this thing! 94 00:03:57,238 --> 00:04:00,032 [rock music playing] 95 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:01,826 Hold on. Let me get her. 96 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,452 Leia, phone! 97 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:10,793 I thought you'd be in a worse mood, what with Leia leaving. 98 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:15,256 I was upset, but then I realized she won't be gone for long. 99 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:16,716 Her boyfriend is here, 100 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:18,342 her best friend lives next door, 101 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:20,803 and she loves my potato salad. 102 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,222 And what about me? I'm fun. 103 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:28,811 Hey, Grandma. 104 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,229 Hi, sweetie. It's Jay. 105 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:31,147 Oh. 106 00:04:31,731 --> 00:04:33,065 -You suck! -[phone dings] 107 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:34,984 Oh dear. 108 00:04:35,735 --> 00:04:37,445 Hey, Leia. You feeling any better? 109 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:39,113 [phone ringing] 110 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:41,657 [loud clanging] 111 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:45,578 Oh, I just… I… I don't think she is. 112 00:04:48,164 --> 00:04:49,915 Okay, so what's going on here? 113 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:52,668 Boyfriend stuff, me stuff, 114 00:04:52,752 --> 00:04:55,546 and yesterday she got sick from some weird potato salad. 115 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:59,050 Oh my God! Those are the big-ticket items! 116 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:02,678 She may not want to come back next summer. I gotta talk to her. 117 00:05:02,762 --> 00:05:03,596 Good luck. 118 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:07,266 Oh no. 119 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:09,643 Don't everyone leave. 120 00:05:10,895 --> 00:05:13,856 Then it'll just be me and my newspaper. 121 00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:16,984 [tree trunk cracking] 122 00:05:17,068 --> 00:05:18,235 [loud thud] 123 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:21,739 Your tree could've killed someone. I should sue. 124 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:23,657 My tree? 125 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:26,285 That tree came from your property. 126 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:29,789 Oh, then we'll call it an act of God. Could've happened to the best of us. 127 00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:32,375 But it didn't happen to the best of us. 128 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:33,751 It happened to you. 129 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:37,505 I have been telling you that this tree is rotting, 130 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:38,964 and you need to take care of it. 131 00:05:39,048 --> 00:05:40,549 I've been busy. 132 00:05:40,633 --> 00:05:42,051 Doing what? 133 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:43,135 That would be me. 134 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:49,683 Oh, come on! 135 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:51,477 You had time to put on pants. 136 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,562 My pants take time to wiggle into. 137 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,191 Sometimes I have to, uh, grease my thighs. 138 00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:59,610 This is attractive to you? 139 00:06:00,111 --> 00:06:03,781 We bumped into each other at the Chili's, and we decided to give it another try. 140 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:06,992 Yeah, it turned out I wanted… ♪ My baby back, baby back ♪ 141 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,830 Could we get back to the tree? 142 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:14,375 You need to get ahold of your landlord and get rid of this. 143 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:15,918 Oh, that guy's a real piece of work. 144 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,379 Can you talk to him? You're so good at yellin' at people. 145 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:20,589 Fine, I'll take care of it. 146 00:06:20,673 --> 00:06:23,092 Thanks, Red. You're a lifesaver. I'll go call him right now. 147 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:24,635 [Fez murmurs] I'll be right in. 148 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:28,639 -Did you do have fun cutting off my balls? -What? 149 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,809 I should be the one dealing with the landlord. 150 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,228 I need Sherri to see that I am invested in our relationship. 151 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:37,481 Fine, call the landlord. 152 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:40,234 Just get this tree outta my driveway. 153 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:41,569 Oh, Mr. Red! 154 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:42,695 [Fez gasps] 155 00:06:43,863 --> 00:06:45,322 -What the hell?! -[Fez yelps] 156 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:50,119 I don't know what you heard, but… this show ain't free. 157 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,040 They eat my popsicles, they take over my basement, 158 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:57,209 and they turn my life upside down. 159 00:06:57,293 --> 00:06:58,252 Dumbasses! 160 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:01,589 Okay, now you're starting to sound like your grandpa. 161 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:05,634 Let's not forget how much you love it here and how you can't wait to come back. 162 00:07:05,718 --> 00:07:06,927 Come back? 163 00:07:07,011 --> 00:07:10,347 I… I just want to get out of this… this crappy Podunk town. 164 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:14,560 Well, I have carved out a pretty nice life here in Point Place. 165 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:16,729 But I guess that doesn't matter. 166 00:07:17,313 --> 00:07:18,856 Hey. I know I'm early. 167 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,399 Mom. [gasps] 168 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:21,525 I tried to call, 169 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:24,445 but it sounded like someone was banging the phone around in a pot. 170 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,530 Mom, thank God you're here. 171 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:27,907 Everything's ruined. 172 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:31,368 My boyfriend broke up with me, and for some reason I took it out on Gwen. 173 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:32,912 -Boyfriend? -Jay Kelso. 174 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:34,997 Kelso? 175 00:07:35,915 --> 00:07:38,792 We talk all the time. You don't mention any of this? 176 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:42,630 Well, no, I think… I think what is truly important here 177 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:45,424 is that Leia had a hoot this summer. 178 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:47,218 Which she seems to be forgetting. 179 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:50,387 Movie nights, trips to the lake house, the rave-- 180 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:53,098 -A rave? -Oh, don't be such a square, Donna. 181 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,851 Look, I'll explain everything in the car. 182 00:07:55,935 --> 00:07:57,937 Right now I just need to get out of this hellhole. 183 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:02,107 Well, would a hellhole have such a catchy commercial? 184 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:04,777 ♪ Everything points to this place ♪ 185 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:10,199 -Let me… talk to her for a sec? Fine. 186 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:11,158 [Kitty hesitates] 187 00:08:11,242 --> 00:08:13,452 George Harrison's sister lived here. 188 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:20,501 Mom, I… [scoffs] 189 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:21,835 I feel so stupid. 190 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:25,130 I thought I was having this perfect summer, and… 191 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,133 now it's all ruined. 192 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:30,678 Honey, breakups suck. 193 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:33,013 How would you know? You've been with Dad since high school. 194 00:08:33,097 --> 00:08:35,849 -Actually, we broke up a lot. -You did? 195 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:39,311 Yeah, and one of those times I dated Jay's uncle, Casey. 196 00:08:39,395 --> 00:08:40,271 A Kelso? 197 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:42,648 Yeah. 198 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,610 Look, being a teenager gets messy. 199 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:50,864 Whenever I was going through something, you know who helped me through it? 200 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:52,032 My friends. 201 00:08:52,992 --> 00:08:54,577 So just go talk to Gwen. 202 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:58,372 What is it with these Kelsos? 203 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:01,125 -It's the hair. -I know. It's so perfect. 204 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,669 -[both chuckling] -[rock music playing] 205 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:06,463 Thanks again for helping me deal with my landlord. 206 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:08,424 That was the sexiest thing you've ever done. 207 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:10,676 I mean, besides the way you say "pistachio." 208 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:11,635 Mmm… 209 00:09:12,136 --> 00:09:14,179 -Pistachio. -[Sherri moans] 210 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:21,061 I don't know what's happening, but it seems weird. 211 00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:23,480 Oh, Gwen. You remember my friend, Fez? 212 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:26,066 Yeah, your "friend" used all my bodywash. 213 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:29,320 It's so nice to meet another fan of the cucumber-melon. 214 00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:32,573 Can I have 20 bucks? I need to get something for Leia. 215 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,742 Oh, allow me. 216 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,372 Oh yeah, I feel it. 217 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:43,584 [strains, chuckles] 218 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:46,378 Fifty it is. 219 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,548 Thanks, new Dad. [chuckles] 220 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:52,968 Oh, that was awful sweet of you. 221 00:09:53,052 --> 00:09:54,720 Well, I'm a problem solver, baby. [chuckles] 222 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,472 Oh. Good. 223 00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:58,140 'Cause my landlord's here. 224 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,226 So… 225 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,231 Oh… 226 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,692 It's you. 227 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:12,529 -Fenton, what are you doing here? -I own this place. 228 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:15,741 Along with three other homes, one duplex, and a Dippin' Dots. 229 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,494 Yeah. Take it all in, Fez. 230 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:20,746 This is what success looks like. 231 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:25,417 Oh, I know what success looks like. Have you heard of Chez Fez? 232 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:27,002 [scoffs] Barely. 233 00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:30,255 I sat through one of your annoying commercials when I was in the bath. 234 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:33,384 I'd already put in my salt, so I didn't wanna get out and change the channel. 235 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,802 Which is a long way of saying 236 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:37,179 I have a TV in my bathroom, bitch. 237 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:42,267 Okay, then! Now that we're all caught up on everything, I guess-- 238 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:43,435 When you signed your lease, 239 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:48,315 it specifically said no pets over 150 pounds. 240 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:49,775 I'm 149! 241 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:50,901 With those thighs? 242 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:54,488 -I'd rather these thighs than that face. -I'd rather this face than those shoes. 243 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,907 -I'd rather these shoes than no hair. -[gasps] Go to hell! 244 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,242 I'll see you there! 245 00:11:02,121 --> 00:11:05,582 Let's not get our panties in a bunch. We still gotta deal with that tree. 246 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:08,293 [chuckles] I'm not touching that tree until you pay your rent. 247 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:11,088 -Which just went up because of that. -What? 248 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,549 And stay the hell away from my Dippin' Dots! 249 00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:17,010 You will never taste the ice cream of the future. 250 00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:26,478 -Pistach-- -I am not in the mood! 251 00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:29,773 [rock music playing] 252 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,608 Hi, Jay. 253 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,569 Mrs. Forman? 254 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,404 It's time we had a little chat. 255 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:37,656 How did you know I was here? 256 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:41,410 Oh, this is my town, sweetie. I have eyes everywhere. 257 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,538 How's Leia doing? 258 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:49,084 I mean, I feel really bad about how things went down, but I had to do it. 259 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,879 Well, that is what I wanted to talk to you about. 260 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:55,215 She is so upset, she may not come back next summer. 261 00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:56,425 That's not what I wanted. 262 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,135 This isn't about you! 263 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,598 [forced laughter] 264 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:07,144 No, no, it is about you, honey. You were saying? 265 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,438 I wasn't trying to hurt her, Mrs. Forman. 266 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:14,026 It's just, you know, anything can happen. What if she meets someone else? 267 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:17,196 Or what if I get asked to star in the next Karate Kid? 268 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,281 I mean, I'd have to move to Reseda! 269 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,160 Okay, okay. 270 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:28,373 Let me tell you a little story about a long distance relationship of mine. 271 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:32,336 I was dating this boy I was madly in love with. 272 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,714 And then the war started. He was being shipped overseas. 273 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:36,965 World War I? 274 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:44,807 [sharp exhale] 275 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:48,685 Anyway, we decided we would still give it a shot. 276 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:51,730 And I never regretted that decision. 277 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:52,856 And that guy was Red? 278 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,025 No, I think his name was Steve. 279 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,361 So your point is long distance doesn't work? 280 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,445 Not with Steve. 281 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,615 He had a giant belly button. 282 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,076 I could see it through his sweaters. 283 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:10,457 The point is, at least we tried. 284 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:14,545 Honey, don't go through life wondering what could have been. 285 00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:17,840 You're squeezing my hand pretty hard, Mrs. Forman. [chuckles] 286 00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,592 I really want you to give it a try. 287 00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,261 It's getting tighter. 288 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,596 I open a lot of mayonnaise jars. 289 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,307 [rock guitar riff playing] 290 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,268 Shh. 291 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:32,271 A fly landed on my crotch, and I'm trying to decide if it's worth the swat. 292 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,358 -[fly buzzing] -Damn. It flew away. 293 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,652 That's probably a good thing. 294 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,905 -Oh, where's Gwen? -She's out somewhere. 295 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,741 I don't want to leave without saying goodbye to her. 296 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,451 I totally overreacted. 297 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:50,581 This is my first breakup, and I'm not handling it too well. 298 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,624 Yeah, it sucks. 299 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:56,253 My first breakup felt like my heart was getting ripped out of my butt, so… 300 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,840 And it made it even worse that everyone was agreeing with Jay. 301 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,800 Not everyone. 302 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,512 Look, I was in a tough spot 'cause Jay's my best friend, but 303 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,723 I agree with you. 304 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,433 -You do? -Yeah. 305 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,519 And then Nikki chimed in talking about living separate lives, 306 00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:15,981 and… I got worried I'd get my heart ripped out of my butt again. 307 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,567 Come on, Nate. That's just how she is. 308 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:21,987 I know. I just… I wish she wasn't always so… 309 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:25,574 -God, there just isn't a word for it. -Practical? 310 00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:28,410 Cool. We just invented a word! 311 00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,205 Well, thanks for telling me all this, Nate. 312 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,750 It's nice to know there's another hopeless romantic out there. 313 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,878 [chuckles] Yeah. I mean, what's more powerful than love? 314 00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,213 Maybe lightning. But that's it. 315 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:44,593 Right. If two people are meant to be, then they can survive anything. 316 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:45,510 Exactly. 317 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:49,348 Do you know how lucky it is to find that special person? 318 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,099 Someone who you feel comfortable with? 319 00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:53,852 -And someone you can talk to. -And everything's just easy. 320 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,146 -Right. I mean, someone who just… -Gets you? 321 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,941 -Yeah. -Yeah. 322 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,778 What the hell?! 323 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,281 -Leia?! -Gwen?! 324 00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:07,616 -Nate?! -Gwen?! 325 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,623 There was a fly on my junk. 326 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:19,002 [rock music playing] 327 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,546 [chill rock music playing] 328 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,799 Oh, that Fenton makes my blood boil. 329 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,094 But I also want to be there for Sherri. 330 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,846 Oh, so much drama. Right, mama? 331 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:32,891 Who are you? 332 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,645 I think he's banging Gwen's mom. 333 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:39,231 Yes. 334 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:41,817 Yes, I am. 335 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:47,322 Oh, and we had just rekindled the flame to our relationship. 336 00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:49,783 Then Fenton just stomped it out. 337 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:51,952 Oh, cry with me. 338 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,917 [sobbing] 339 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,045 Sorry. I can't get water from a stone. 340 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,341 Oh, you two are no help. 341 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,052 I miss my people. 342 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,512 [electric guitar riff plays] 343 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,223 Maybe this life doesn't even matter, you know? 344 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,851 Maybe we're not even here. 345 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:20,480 Or, no. Maybe I'm here, but you're not. 346 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,234 [terrified gasp] Hello? 347 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,154 [laughing] 348 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,034 Oh! 349 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:33,827 Man. 350 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,205 I just totally forgot why I was laughing. 351 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,751 Isn't that funny? [coughs] 352 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,296 I'm losing my patience with you, man. 353 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,590 You gotta get with her. 354 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,717 I mean, there's nothing more beautiful 355 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,887 than when two people fit together perfectly like… 356 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,513 Well, like two of these potato… 357 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,432 How do they do this?! 358 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:57,976 That's it? 359 00:16:58,477 --> 00:17:02,981 I have to let go of my grudge with Fenton to fix my relationship with Sherri. 360 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,651 Fez, what are you doing here? 361 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,697 Donna? Oh, this is so great. The old gang is here. 362 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,160 Maybe we should get you some fresh air. 363 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,870 Donna, Donna. I can't. 364 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,955 Eric is my best friend. 365 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,958 [rock music playing] 366 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,426 -How? -I don't know. 367 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,721 -Why? -I do not know. 368 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:39,726 [groans] He's Jay's best friend. He's Nikki's boyfriend. 369 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:40,644 He's your brother. 370 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:41,728 Ugh! 371 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,148 This is so bad. 372 00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:46,817 [chuckles] 373 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,654 -Why are you laughing? -Sorry. 374 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,156 I was just thinking about the first time we came up here. 375 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,867 You'd never had a beer. You'd never kissed anyone. 376 00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:58,370 You never stopped talking about debate club. 377 00:17:58,453 --> 00:17:59,329 Oh… 378 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,206 I was such a dork. 379 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:05,168 But now look at you. You're an agent of chaos. I love it. 380 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,547 Gwen, what do I do now? 381 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,423 There's nothing to do. 382 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:13,635 You didn't kiss Nate. You don't owe Jay anything. 383 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,930 So, for now, you go back to Chicago, 384 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,182 you call me every freaking day, 385 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,017 we see each other as much as we can, 386 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:24,229 and then come back next summer, and we do it all again. 387 00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:26,857 I like this plan. 388 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,526 Hang on. I got you something. 389 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,032 Wanna break one more law before you go? 390 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,660 At this point, why the hell not? 391 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:39,995 [both laughing] 392 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:43,456 I don't know what you said to Fenton, but he's completely backed off. 393 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,918 He's getting rid of that tree, and he promised to re-carpet the bathroom. 394 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:47,961 [Fez chuckles] 395 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,130 Well, I like you, 396 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:53,133 so I put my ego aside and, uh, made him a peace offering. 397 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,720 Well, I made that birch my bitch. 398 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,931 Guess I can take this off now. 399 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,524 Take a picture. It'll last longer. 400 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:13,278 [Fez imitates shutter clicking] 401 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,947 -[laughs] -[door shuts] 402 00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:17,073 [Fez sighs contentedly] 403 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,868 I got that hair from a dog groomer. [chuckles] 404 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,077 I win. 405 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,371 Hey, thanks for helping me out with this, Fez. 406 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,582 Most guys would have just left me in the lurch. 407 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,751 Oh, hearing you say that makes me emotional. 408 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,337 And those emotions are going into my pants. 409 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,547 Oh, my body's such a puzzle. 410 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,384 Well, let's go into the bedroom and put our pieces together. 411 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:39,262 Oh, I was hoping to have sex, but… 412 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,097 Sure, whatever. Let's do what you wanna do. 413 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:45,227 [rock music playing] 414 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:48,146 -Thanks for everything, Grandpa. -Come here, kiddo. 415 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,358 Loved having you around. 416 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:52,359 You. 417 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,527 But you tell your friends, 418 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:57,530 the basement is off-limits while you're gone. 419 00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,074 My turn! My turn! 420 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:00,492 Oh! 421 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,202 I love you, honey. 422 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,788 [cooing] Tell your friends they can use the basement 423 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,539 as much as they want while you're gone. 424 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,959 Thanks, Grandma. I love you too. 425 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,835 -[laughs happily] -[Leia] Okay! 426 00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,462 Grandpa, it's getting tighter! 427 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,381 Kitty! 428 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:15,548 She's tappin' out. 429 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,425 Hey. 430 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,805 We don't have to talk about it. It was nothing. 431 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:22,889 Right. 432 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:24,516 Really? 433 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,770 -No, it was something. -Yeah, it was definitely something. 434 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:30,689 Leia! 435 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,316 I'm so glad I caught you before you left. 436 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,485 -Oh. Hey, bro. -Nothing. 437 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:38,738 What are you doing here? 438 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:41,366 I did some soul-searching and a crap ton of karate, 439 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,451 and I realized I was wrong. 440 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:45,745 I'm not ready to give up on us. 441 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:48,707 And… I know I was a jerk, 442 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,376 but if you give me another chance, Leia, 443 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,129 I will spend every day making it up to you. 444 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,299 Jay, that's… 445 00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,217 That's so sweet, I… 446 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,805 I'm just a little confused right now. 447 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,558 Maybe this will help. 448 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:12,272 That was a good one. 449 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:14,858 Um, Gwen? 450 00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:17,694 She'll call you when she gets to Chicago. 451 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,863 -Not if I call you first. -Okay, keep it moving. 452 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,533 Okay, Le-Le. Last goodbyes, we gotta go. 453 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,661 -You're calling me soon as you get home. -Oh, we have a lot to talk about. 454 00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:28,621 Smile! 455 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:30,040 [shutter clicks] 456 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,417 That was the last picture. My job is done. 457 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,463 I am so sorry. 458 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:37,881 -What? -Nothing. 459 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:40,884 Get in the car. Get in the car. Get in the car. Get in the car. 460 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,137 I'm really gonna miss her. 461 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,764 -[car engine starts] -[Nate sighs] 462 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:46,765 Me too. 463 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,185 [snickers] Not. 464 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:57,317 Leia, nooo! 465 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,568 It's okay, buddy. 466 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,945 -[sobbing] -["Kids in America" by The Muffs playing] 467 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:05,033 Come back, Leia! Come baaack! 468 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:08,036 ♪ Looking out a dirty old window ♪ 469 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:12,165 ♪ Outside the cars in the city Go rushing by ♪ 470 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:18,088 ♪ I sit here alone and I wonder why ♪ 471 00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:22,759 ♪ Friday night and everyone's moving ♪ 472 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:26,763 ♪ I can feel the heat But it's soothing, heading down ♪ 473 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:31,601 ♪ I search for the beat In this dirty town ♪ 474 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,437 ♪ Downtown the young ones are going ♪ 475 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:37,273 ♪ Downtown the young ones are growing ♪ 476 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,193 -♪ We're the kids in America ♪ -♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 477 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:43,071 -♪ We're the kids in America ♪ -♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 478 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:46,616 ♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪ 479 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,871 ♪ Bright lights, the music gets faster ♪ 480 00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:56,334 ♪ Look, boy, don't check on your watch Not another glance ♪ 481 00:22:57,043 --> 00:23:01,840 ♪ I'm not leaving now, honey Not a chance ♪ 482 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:06,302 ♪ Hotshot, give me no problems ♪ 483 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:10,974 ♪ Much later, baby You'll be saying never mind ♪ 484 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:15,019 ♪ You know life is cruel Life is never kind ♪ 485 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,814 ♪ Kind hearts don't make a new story ♪ 486 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,692 ♪ Kind hearts don't grab any glory ♪ 487 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:23,611 -♪ We're the kids in America ♪ -♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 488 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:26,364 -♪ We're the kids in America ♪ -♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 489 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:30,368 ♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪