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‎（NETFLIX 影集）

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‎暑假快結束了

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‎他們給我一切，現在卻要奪走

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‎-“他們”是誰？
‎-我不知道

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‎學校

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‎王八蛋

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‎我還沒開始看暑期讀物
‎所以我在看每本書的第一行

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‎“老大哥在看著你”

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‎（《1984》，喬治歐威爾著）

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‎好，主題是變態狂，下一本

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‎等等，開學的優點很多

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‎新的集合教室、新課本的味道

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‎早起看書

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‎屁咧！

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‎住手！放過她，學校是個好地方

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‎我們可以上課，還有更衣室和…

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‎寶貝，抱歉，我言不由衷

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‎“停止學習就是死亡的開端”

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‎這句話是誰說的？愛因斯坦

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‎-愛因斯坦熊？
‎-我放棄

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‎我好慘

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‎我整個暑假都應該
‎為了美式足球在健身，可是

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‎我沒有

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‎那就來我的健身房，我帶你練肌肉

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‎讓妳見識一下

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‎好像還在消化大老鼠的蛇

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‎我要蛇形臂，就這麼辦

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‎讚啦

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‎既然這週末後妳就要離開
‎我和人換班

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‎明天才能和妳約會

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‎我要帶妳去我在林子裡的秘境

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‎這是她生前最後的身影

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‎才不是，是要野餐

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‎我要帶妳去風景超美的觀景台

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‎好浪漫

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‎那裏有顆岩石
‎形狀很像兩個人在性交

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‎他們稱為大鵰石

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‎有點煞風景…但我很期待

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‎明天見

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‎妳是怎樣？要放我鴿子？

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‎明天我們要溜進鄉村俱樂部

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‎糟糕，我完全忘了

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‎但傑伊說的對
‎這是我們最後共度的星期六

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‎但這也是我們最後共度的星期六

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‎一堆有錢人蓋圍牆擋住我們？

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‎休想，他們又沒比較優秀
‎對吧，歐基？

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‎這個嘛…

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‎傑伊那裡我會取消

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‎很好

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‎革命明天開始

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‎我去問我媽能不能載我們去

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‎妳要取消和蛇臂男的浪漫約會？

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‎妳要放閨蜜鴿子？

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‎骯髒的劈腿妹

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‎我也很為難，但我應該能搞定吧？

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‎這個嘛…

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‎一，二，三，四

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‎街頭漫步閒晃

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‎生活一成不變

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‎無所事事，只和你聊

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‎我們都好…

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‎90年代秀

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‎威斯康辛，你們好！

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‎你財經版看完了嗎？

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‎妳怎麼在這裡？

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‎我不想待在地下室了

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‎那些小孩子超無腦

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‎我喜歡妳

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‎下午3點，沒問題，我會到

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‎瑞德，那是潘妮麥法頓

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‎潘妮麥法頓！

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‎對

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‎我不知道她是誰

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‎她在中學工作

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‎他們的校護不知道自己懷孕

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‎結果在小琳眼鏡生產了

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‎我去哪裡配隱形眼鏡耶

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‎她要休延長育兒假

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‎我明天要面試，接她的位置

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‎琪蒂，為什麼妳想回職場？

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‎妳知道那裡有什麼吧？

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‎工作

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‎莉亞就要離開了
‎我又喜歡被小孩圍繞的感覺

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‎但妳忘了也有些混蛋

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‎會對妳發號施令

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‎對了，再幫我倒一杯

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‎別聽他的，我覺得這個想法很棒

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‎我不喜歡妳了

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‎妳想想

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‎妳好幾年沒工作了

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‎妳現在是遲緩又軟趴趴的老人

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‎你可能要再倒一杯

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‎你結婚多久了？

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‎這是菜鳥級的錯誤

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‎兄弟

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‎準備練肌肌了？

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‎本人是放山雞，快把我撒在披薩上

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‎這種態度就對了

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‎-兄弟！
‎-兄弟！

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‎-兄弟！
‎-開始吧！

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‎開始吧！

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‎妳真貼心，還幫我寫履歷表

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‎有些人就不愛幫忙

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‎我說的“軟”沒有惡意

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‎就像舊枕頭一樣

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‎我自己來

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‎-好，說說妳上一份工作
‎-我是護理長

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‎太棒了，有推薦人嗎？

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‎主管都很喜歡我

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‎只是都死了

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‎快點，慢烏龜，我不想背你

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‎等一下…

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‎看看陽光灑落樹枝的畫面

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‎大自然好令人讚嘆

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‎很好，看到了，往前走吧

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‎等一下

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‎急什麼？時間還早

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‎這個嘛…

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‎我本來不想說，但我可能要早點走

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‎-為什麼？妳還有事？
‎-不是，只是…

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‎搬回去之前
‎我要重新適應芝加哥時區

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‎-不是和這裡一樣嗎？
‎-不一樣…差很多

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‎因為湖的…地心引力

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‎有道理

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‎這些湖的影響超乎我們想像

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‎對啊，我們快到目的地了？

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‎-其實，我好像找不到路
‎-所以我們迷路了？

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‎等等，我們真的迷路了？

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‎沒有，應該快到了

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‎問問這個人吧

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‎請問一下

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‎請問觀景台怎麼走？

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‎你們要先找到觀景坑

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‎往上走就是觀景台

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‎等等，里歐？

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‎猜對了！

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‎好，我猜猜看

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‎派翠夏？

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‎沒錯，派翠夏

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‎我就知道

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‎-但觀景台在這邊？
‎-對，就在轉角

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‎謝謝

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‎等等！

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‎站在這裡看得到大雕石的頭

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‎知道了

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‎我全身痠痛

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‎我花了20分鐘，才從妳家車道走上來

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‎你怎麼會覺得一天
‎就能補完整個暑假的運動量？

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‎做事前都不先動腦

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‎現在他全身痠痛，連坐馬桶都沒辦法

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‎我沒那麼那麼可憐

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‎我坐得下去

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‎只是起不來

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‎這盤餅乾很好吃的樣子

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‎拿去

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‎去樓下吧，我們在忙

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‎謝囉，寶貝

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‎給你一個建議好嗎？

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‎抹一些酸痛藥膏

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‎我太用力打一大碗蛋時
‎都會在肩膀上抹一點

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‎天哪

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‎也許瑞德說得對

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‎光是做早餐就肌肉痠痛

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‎我哪能應付一堆中學生？

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‎奶奶，我在數學課被紙割傷

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‎乖孫女，我拿OK蹦給妳

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‎克佛曼太太，我眼睛有問題
‎眼珠掉出來了

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‎天哪，怎麼會這樣？

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‎說來話長，現在沒時間說這個吧？

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‎傷口變成噴血井了

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‎壓一下傷口

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‎第六堂課之前
‎這顆腎臟要移植到我體內

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‎要動手術？

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‎她快生了！

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‎她本來要去醫院

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‎但我說：“不行，先讓護理師處理”

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‎-怎麼辦？
‎-別用力

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‎我用力了！

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‎我說了，妳是小孩開大車

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‎這些都可能發生

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‎克佛曼太太，妳好

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‎媽媽咪呀！你們兩個太可愛了吧？

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‎你真像《大亨小傳》裡的角色

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‎我今天讀了那本書一行字

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‎莉亞呢？我們打算一起出去

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‎她和傑伊去野餐還沒回來

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‎她和傑伊在一起？

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‎-你相信嗎？
‎-相信，她告訴我了

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‎歐基！

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‎我覺得她也許能兼顧

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‎跟我傻到相信

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‎瑪丹娜和丹尼斯羅德曼
‎會永遠在一起一樣

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‎管她的，叫莉亞去吃屎吧

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‎好，我會…我會換個方式說

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‎嘿！小心點！

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‎你還在啊？

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‎傑伊，怎麼不走了？

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‎我們不知道這裡是哪裡

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‎我知道

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‎休息一下，來野餐吧

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‎然後我再升信號火

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‎信號火？我現在早該搞定你了

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‎搞定我？

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‎來這裡之後，妳一直怪怪的

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‎是因為我看到蝴蝶就哭出來嗎？

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‎其實，我…

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‎我今天和葛雯也有約

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‎骯髒的劈腿妹！

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‎我知道，我好羞愧

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‎莉亞，妳該直接告訴我

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‎我知道我不讓人摸頭髮

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‎但其他方面，我都很講道理

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00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,144
‎對不起，我不該說謊，我…

214
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:29,148
‎我不想讓你失望，也不想讓她失望

215
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,734
‎-我搞砸了
‎-那芝加哥那番話呢

216
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,569
‎兩邊時區一樣

217
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:35,904
‎這件事才傷人

218
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:42,286
‎-里歐？
‎-猜對了，厲害

219
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,496
‎我有個問題

220
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,331
‎觀景台怎麼走？

221
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:48,333
‎你剛剛才告訴我們怎麼去觀景台

222
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,127
‎太好了，我怎麼說的？

223
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:52,463
‎很好，大家都迷路了

224
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:53,505
‎你們要小心

225
00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:56,175
‎有隻松鼠一直找我的麻煩

226
00:11:57,426 --> 00:12:00,721
‎牠講笑話給我聽
‎還沒講到哏就跑走了

227
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:02,806
‎很不上道

228
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,224
‎那我們要怎麼回家？

229
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,685
‎開我的車怎麼樣？

230
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:10,189
‎我停在通往小鎮的路上

231
00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,693
‎敲敲什麼？你這混蛋！

232
00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:19,948
‎我現在對莉亞很不爽

233
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,701
‎對啊，她超冷血

234
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,161
‎我的問題更嚴重

235
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:25,913
‎這位先生

236
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:30,334
‎這杯檸檬水拿回去，我喝得出罐裝的

237
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,920
‎我要現榨的，而且馬上要

238
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,297
‎好，請問您的會員編號？

239
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,758
‎請問您的失業編號？

240
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,469
‎很抱歉，我馬上再拿一杯來

241
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,181
‎再拿點玉米片給這位小姐

242
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,018
‎我到了，我的確小遲到
‎但我有正當理由

243
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,020
‎天哪，我好想聽

244
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:51,897
‎等等，我不在乎

245
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,901
‎妳知道我費多大功夫才趕來嗎？
‎我差點死掉

246
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,862
‎我坐上一輛
‎拿響尾蛇乾屍當安全帶的車

247
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,990
‎-要不要合點起司拼盤？
‎-我來點

248
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,700
‎起司拼盤！

249
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,245
‎葛雯，妳真的不想理我？

250
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:11,375
‎妳知道我很重視這件事
‎但還是見色忘友

251
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,835
‎算了

252
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,920
‎-什麼算了？
‎-什麼都算了

253
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,964
‎快回芝加哥，少來煩我

254
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:20,133
‎什麼？不好好談，我絕不走

255
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,594
‎-服務生？
‎-好主意

256
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:25,180
‎先點餐，我們一定要好好談心

257
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:26,557
‎她不是會員

258
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,309
‎葛雯，妳不必這樣做

259
00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:31,311
‎至少讓我試吃起司拼盤！

260
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,023
‎現在什麼阿貓阿狗都能進來

261
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:44,408
‎謝謝妳來為我打氣

262
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,910
‎希望不會太麻煩妳

263
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:47,870
‎開什麼玩笑？

264
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:51,999
‎比別人先進校園讓我腎上腺素飆升

265
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,793
‎我好像能翻倒一部車

266
00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:58,547
‎糟糕

267
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:01,592
‎我的履歷表呢？不在這裡

268
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:07,180
‎鮪魚罐頭？

269
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,143
‎對啊，我怕忘記，拿它來壓履歷表

270
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,106
‎“鮪”了面試，要帶履歷表

271
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,445
‎-但妳還是忘了
‎-妳在審犯人嗎？

272
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,742
‎也許這是預兆，我不該回到職場

273
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:27,743
‎瑞德說得對

274
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,703
‎這句話聽了真爽

275
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,997
‎瑞德，你來幹嘛？

276
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,583
‎妳忘了帶履歷表

277
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,085
‎還有皮夾

278
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,756
‎我還在微波爐裡發現一隻拖鞋

279
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,928
‎-對，我…有點緊張
‎-好

280
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:50,641
‎還有，我到了現場才開始不安

281
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,893
‎看看她們多年輕

282
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,481
‎她們一定不記得
‎以前在急診室可以抽菸

283
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,150
‎聽我說

284
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:04,571
‎每次妳下定決心，就一定會成功

285
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:08,617
‎當初我只要一個小孩
‎卻被妳說動，有了艾瑞克

286
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:09,910
‎結果這孩子…

287
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,204
‎所以，別放棄

288
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,000
‎妳是很出色的護理師

289
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,838
‎勇敢走進去，拿到這份工作

290
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,091
‎謝謝

291
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:30,305
‎他們會知道我有多優秀

292
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,355
‎輪到我時才會叫我

293
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,778
‎內特？沒事吧？

294
00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:46,989
‎我好渴

295
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,700
‎幫我拿那瓶水好嗎？

296
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,493
‎再靠近我的嘴巴？

297
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,954
‎然後滴到我嘴裡？剩下的我自己來

298
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,170
‎妳不是和葛雯去鄉村俱樂部？

299
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:06,008
‎我們吵架了，我小遲到，她生氣了

300
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,592
‎她說了幾句很難聽的話

301
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,553
‎她也說妳有狗奶頭？

302
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:13,515
‎沒有

303
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:16,309
‎好，我也沒有

304
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:23,150
‎不管她說什麼，妳都不要太在意

305
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,777
‎她有時會這樣，我覺得…

306
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:27,946
‎妳都要離開了

307
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,198
‎但我不懂

308
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:33,535
‎要回芝加哥繼續當邊緣人的是我

309
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,913
‎葛雯會在這裡忙著和同學開心玩樂

310
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:42,044
‎我知道葛雯的個性讓妳很崇拜

311
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:45,047
‎但…她在學校時就不同

312
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,382
‎很多人不懂她

313
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,344
‎她想妳的程度，會出乎妳意料

314
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,181
‎她今天表現得不是這樣

315
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:57,184
‎她叫人把我趕出鄉村俱樂部

316
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,185
‎趕出去耶

317
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,770
‎和DJ爵士傑夫沒兩樣

318
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,439
‎我是不清楚

319
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:06,401
‎但…也許葛雯用這種癟腳的方式
‎面對失去妳的感受

320
00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,402
‎她不會失去我

321
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,698
‎我會儘量打電話和寫信
‎也會回來玩

322
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,242
‎她是我最好的朋友

323
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,536
‎我沒辦法想像沒有她的人生

324
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,122
‎妳有這樣對她說嗎？

325
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:20,707
‎也許說得不夠

326
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,336
‎謝啦，內特，你真聰明

327
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,255
‎從沒有人稱讚我聰明

328
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,050
‎聽起來好怪

329
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,010
‎內特

330
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,512
‎好痛！

331
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:38,850
‎我被錄取了

332
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,022
‎真厲害，我沒料錯

333
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:48,193
‎他們很欣賞我的知識和資歷

334
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:51,071
‎面試我的小姐忘了帶午餐

335
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,864
‎我就把鮪魚罐頭送她了

336
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:53,949
‎輕鬆搞定

337
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:58,286
‎妳開心我就開心

338
00:17:58,370 --> 00:17:59,246
‎我是很開心

339
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:02,124
‎真想不到，我要二度就業了

340
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,464
‎又來了，木工房和我有仇

341
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:17,430
‎很好，看來我甩不掉這些惡夢

342
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,521
‎我知道妳在這裡

343
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:26,773
‎好姊妹

344
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,318
‎-少來這套
‎-我偏要

345
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:33,947
‎有時距離會拉近人的感情

346
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,576
‎妳是否曾讓千里之外的人發笑？

347
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:41,538
‎或…從海灘上…傳真食譜給朋友？

348
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,666
‎那是電信公司的廣告

349
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:46,668
‎我很努力了

350
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,796
‎隨妳怎麼努力，我不想和妳說話

351
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,673
‎我偏要說

352
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,176
‎妳以為我會一走了之，音信全無嗎？

353
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,137
‎不可能，妳一定要和我聊天

354
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:02,642
‎因為，選擇這家電信公司的
‎全新長途電話方案

355
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,186
‎不聊天就太可惜了

356
00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:11,234
‎葛雯，說真的，妳是我的摯友
‎這點絕不會改變

357
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,028
‎就算我在芝加哥，我也會陪著妳

358
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,071
‎就算我在月球上，我也會陪著妳

359
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:18,533
‎在我們死後
‎我的靈魂會糾纏妳的靈魂

360
00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:21,203
‎妳要習慣才行，因為妳甩不掉我

361
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,167
‎我會很想妳

362
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,086
‎我會更想妳

363
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:37,052
‎妳在聽麥可波頓？妳心情真的很差

364
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,679
‎敢說出去就殺了妳

365
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,269
‎加油，你做得到

366
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,647
‎用力…內特！

367
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:51,942
‎強啦

368
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,110
‎你是猛男

369
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:55,987
‎謝了，兄弟

370
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:58,490
‎明天這個時候，我就能用叉子了

371
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,453
‎對不起，之前我沒在這裡幫你

372
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,956
‎沒關係，妮琪也不在

373
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,416
‎她應該很不高興

374
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,670
‎但你知道誰幫了我嗎？是莉亞

375
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,506
‎你真走運，她人很好

376
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,132
‎對，如果她留下的話

377
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,300
‎什麼意思？

378
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,218
‎這…

379
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,221
‎她走了之後，我要怎麼維繫感情？

380
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,390
‎昨天弄得一團糟

381
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:27,352
‎要是她遠在芝加哥，情況只會更複雜

382
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:28,770
‎我有點擔心

383
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:33,358
‎-我們應該認真談談
‎-我們正在認真談啊

384
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,319
‎我是指我和莉亞

385
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:24,075
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