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‎好了，時間多久？

2
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‎非常短

3
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‎好

4
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‎該幫前門的鉸鏈上油了吧？

5
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‎-幫我計時
‎-計時…開始！

6
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‎無所謂，我…根本沒用碼表

7
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‎雖然出了小意外，但他還蠻靈活的

8
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‎妳是說妳騎單車輾過他嗎？

9
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‎拜託，不能讓我忘掉嗎？

10
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‎事情才過兩天，他屁股上還有胎痕

11
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‎天哪，外面雨下得跟噴尿一樣

12
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‎雨下個不停

13
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‎我今天應該捐出廢棄物的
‎現在沒辦法了

14
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‎濕了教會也願意收

15
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‎我給他們一盒塗滿焦糖的舊胸罩

16
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‎他們開心死了

17
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‎還是不了，瑞德不會在雨天出門

18
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‎也絕不讓我丟東西

19
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‎要是他在1975年花4元買開罐器
‎他會想拿它當陪葬品

20
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‎我叔叔戴著綠灣包裝工隊的頭盔入土

21
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‎但那是因為我們拿不下來

22
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‎-妳有聽到開前門的聲音嗎？
‎-沒有

23
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‎太好了

24
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‎因為我們家的鉸鏈在這一帶最安靜

25
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‎科沃斯基家吃屎吧！

26
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‎那…還有什麼要修的？

27
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‎瑞德，你該幫幫我才對

28
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‎這些小鬼整個暑假在家搞破壞

29
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‎夠你忙好幾小時

30
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‎這個主意不錯

31
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‎對啊，前幾天門把被我扯下來

32
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‎那個房間現在禁區

33
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‎糟糕，裡面還養了一條魚

34
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‎瑞德，你超愛把死魚沖掉的感覺

35
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‎他得先修好馬桶
‎它沖水時會發出這種聲音

36
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‎帶我去

37
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‎謝謝妳

38
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‎抱歉讓妳看到傑伊留下了噁心的吻痕

39
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‎我…我好難為情

40
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‎莉亞，什麼痕跡都沒有

41
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‎有啦，靠近一點，超噁的

42
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‎她想看到驚奇的表情
‎但我們不當一回事

43
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‎我還不習慣妳和傑伊正式交往了

44
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‎和我發現狗有月經時的感覺一樣

45
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‎我心想：“怎麼會？”

46
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‎妳以為妳有吻痕

47
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‎表示傑伊親過妳的脖子

48
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‎-你們那個了嗎？
‎-我們那個了

49
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‎我們昨晚蓋著毛毯

50
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‎在懶骨頭上依偎時
‎這個大傢伙找上了我

51
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‎原來如此

52
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‎-那妳摸到那個了？
‎-摸到哪個？

53
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‎要是摸到就不會問了

54
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‎喔，那個啊？

55
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‎-幹嘛這樣說？
‎-我也不知道

56
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‎毛毯加懶骨頭通常等於摸到那個

57
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‎這是初級性愛數學

58
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‎原來這些事有其他含意

59
00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:12,443
‎莉亞，所有事情都有含意

60
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‎別帶壞她

61
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‎莉亞，這種事沒有規則
‎別被他們混淆了

62
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‎謝謝，葛雯

63
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‎我要澄清，我不會去摸
‎他會不會以為我想摸？

64
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‎摸什麼？

65
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‎天空…用我們的夢想

66
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‎所以我討厭下雨

67
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‎關起來就好

68
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‎寶貝，真是妙點子

69
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‎一，二，三，四…

70
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‎街頭漫步閒晃

71
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‎生活一成不變

72
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‎無所事事，只和你聊

73
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‎我們都好…

74
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‎90 年代秀

75
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‎威斯康辛，你們好！

76
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‎妳害我在思考我和傑伊做過的一切

77
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‎前幾天，我們合吃布丁
‎這是什麼意思？

78
00:04:04,829 --> 00:04:06,914
‎-等等，一匙還是兩匙？
‎-一匙

79
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‎那妳可能會懷孕

80
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‎誰想吃吃看高級糖果？

81
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‎我爸從日本送來一整盒酷玩意

82
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‎他在那裡打球，蠻了不起的

83
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‎他是聯盟最老的球員

84
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‎還在那裡拍成人尿布廣告

85
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‎我不覺得這樣很丟臉

86
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‎別理我，我要到後面拿瑞德的廢棄物

87
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‎當我沒來過

88
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‎那是我們放贓物的地方

89
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‎別擔心，上次我藏在這裡

90
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‎（狗零食）

91
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‎沒人會檢查裡面，他們沒養狗了

92
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‎這個要丟掉，我們沒養狗了

93
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‎贓物被奶奶拿走了！

94
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‎-幹嘛給她？
‎-那我該怎麼做，葛雯？

95
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‎別給她啊！

96
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‎等等

97
00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,219
‎兄弟，我一向挺你

98
00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,180
‎但這次不行，事情嚴重了

99
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‎沒問題的啦

100
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‎我去拿回來

101
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‎佛曼小姐，妳一樣的箱子有好多個

102
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‎這裡還不到一半，車庫更誇張

103
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‎我們問題大了

104
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‎需要重大的辦法來解決

105
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‎誰有辦法？

106
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‎大家分頭找

107
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‎我和妮琪去樓上找

108
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‎不行，要是你們獨處
‎你們只會找到黑漆漆的角落

109
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‎兩個人卿卿我我

110
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‎好，我和傑伊一起

111
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‎你們一起找時，只會聊著

112
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‎在尚克勞德范達美電影裡
‎最喜歡哪些性愛場面

113
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‎-《鐵拳無敵》
‎-《血點》

114
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‎-《終極標靶》！
‎-《終極標靶》！

115
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‎我和內特上去找

116
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‎歐基，你和傑伊去車庫的箱子裡找

117
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‎-我和莉亞在這裡找
‎-但我們知道不在這裡

118
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‎那我們就沒事了

119
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‎莉亞，別擔心，我最適合這份工作

120
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‎妳剛剛在幹嘛？

121
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‎怎樣？親我男友啊

122
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‎不是，妳的手在幹嘛？

123
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‎妳把手往後伸，好像在跳台滑雪

124
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‎我被妳搞糊塗了，不知道
‎這些動作的意義或…要摸他哪裡

125
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‎算了，眼前有更重要的事

126
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‎我可不覺得

127
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‎妳知道我們該怎麼做嗎？

128
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‎去向警察借緝毒犬

129
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‎我為什麼和你是兄妹？

130
00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:45,823
‎我們有同一個媽媽

131
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‎妳怎麼老愛問我這個問題？

132
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‎你們上來幫我

133
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‎真貼心

134
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‎至於你，你的肌肉能派上用場了

135
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‎佛曼太太，我…

136
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‎我有女友了

137
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‎得了吧

138
00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:07,052
‎你搞不定這個的

139
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‎樓上的櫃子有瑞德的麋鹿木雕

140
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‎我幾年前就想丟掉

141
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‎但我搬不動

142
00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:19,773
‎難怪，你需要男人幫忙，所以不找我

143
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‎冷靜點，女權鬥士

144
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‎我只想把那個鬼東西丟掉

145
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‎好

146
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‎你去搬麋鹿，我繼續在這裡幫忙

147
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‎沒問題

148
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‎這座麋鹿木雕長什麼樣子？

149
00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:35,581
‎那是一隻麋鹿

150
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‎卻是用木頭雕的

151
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‎我會盡力找

152
00:07:46,926 --> 00:07:48,469
‎這樣好慘

153
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‎昨天我親傑伊時非常自在

154
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‎現在妳像是不想被抱起來的嬰兒

155
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‎我知道我做了什麼事！

156
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‎對不起，我很過意不去

157
00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:03,817
‎我只是想給建議，不是擾亂妳

158
00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:05,903
‎我需要建議

159
00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,489
‎傑伊是情場老手

160
00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:10,199
‎我最接近性愛的經驗

161
00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:12,576
‎是在水滑道出現駱駝趾

162
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‎對啊，頭要在前面

163
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‎我是啊

164
00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:18,499
‎我朋友的媽媽是機械工程師

165
00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:20,042
‎她感到不解

166
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‎聽我說，別鑽牛角尖

167
00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:25,047
‎順其自然就好，但別碰他的頭髮

168
00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,716
‎要是我靠近內特的頭髮
‎他褲襠裡的開關會馬上打開

169
00:08:28,384 --> 00:08:29,468
‎裡面有開關？

170
00:08:29,969 --> 00:08:31,845
‎男生好難懂

171
00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:33,264
‎一點都不會

172
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‎把手放在他的屁股上

173
00:08:36,392 --> 00:08:39,228
‎那裡靠近小弟弟
‎他會知道妳有興趣

174
00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,897
‎但又不夠近，他也知道你不會主動

175
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‎懂了

176
00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:46,277
‎親親摸屁屁，就像尿尿拉拉鍊

177
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‎我靠這招學會各州的縮寫

178
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‎以後別再用

179
00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:54,868
‎-有了
‎-你找到了？

180
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‎沒有，我找到一箱舊萬聖節服裝

181
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‎這大概是蜜蜂

182
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,503
‎可憐的佛曼太太，妳盡力了

183
00:09:05,004 --> 00:09:07,798
‎歐基，別鬧了，我們沒有要打扮

184
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,009
‎那就脫掉你找到的舊外套

185
00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:12,511
‎不要啦，我這樣很像克利斯汀史萊特

186
00:09:13,304 --> 00:09:15,472
‎和我想像的克利斯汀史萊特差很遠

187
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‎你看！

188
00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,770
‎讚啦，你找到了

189
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:28,527
‎小袋袋，你今天的冒險好刺激
‎我帶你回家吧

190
00:09:30,321 --> 00:09:32,406
‎你們在我的車庫做什麼？

191
00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:34,617
‎我們在等你

192
00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:35,784
‎你遲到了

193
00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,537
‎佛曼先生，你今天過得好嗎？

194
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,875
‎好，現在給我出去

195
00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,128
‎還有，那件外套還我

196
00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:51,342
‎那是我1964年在百貨公司用原價買的

197
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‎滾出我的車庫

198
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,643
‎你們是地下室的人！

199
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,526
‎-是這個嗎？
‎-不是，是另一個

200
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:10,986
‎是我不好

201
00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:12,529
‎開玩笑的啦

202
00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:15,574
‎不能對他開玩笑

203
00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:18,118
‎-好大件
‎-也很重

204
00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:19,453
‎還很笨

205
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‎（阪神虎）

206
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,293
‎等等…那是我爸寄給我的上衣

207
00:10:26,377 --> 00:10:28,504
‎妳把整件都弄髒，還剪短了

208
00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:30,756
‎反正對你來說太小了
‎就像我們的淋浴間

209
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:33,550
‎我聽到你撞來撞去
‎好像掉進垃圾車的熊

210
00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,303
‎我洗的是戰鬥澡

211
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,723
‎休想轉移話題，妳不能亂動我的東西

212
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,850
‎像這樣嗎？還有這樣？和這樣？

213
00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:45,771
‎-夠了，葛雯！
‎-好，我了解你們吵架的原因

214
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,815
‎都是它害的

215
00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:51,443
‎快點丟出去

216
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,741
‎-我要妳付出代價
‎-真是不可理喻

217
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,159
‎妳的臉才是

218
00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:02,246
‎-這句話沒邏輯
‎-對，是沒有

219
00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:09,837
‎瑞德…拿到贓物了

220
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:13,090
‎瞭解，先等我一下

221
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:20,806
‎現在怎麼辦？

222
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:22,474
‎沒關係

223
00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:24,601
‎他不知道東西在他手上

224
00:11:25,144 --> 00:11:25,978
‎對吧，歐基？

225
00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:27,438
‎什麼東西？

226
00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:31,859
‎我只是被抓到
‎和流氓為伍的無辜小可愛

227
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,820
‎不顧道義的賤人

228
00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:37,531
‎值得尊重

229
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,410
‎-快拿回來吧
‎-沒問題

230
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:46,081
‎我只是…想來和莉亞道別
‎我怕再也看不到她

231
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,127
‎都什麼時候了？

232
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,395
‎莉亞…把手拿開

233
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,274
‎又重回原點

234
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,612
‎雪莉，聽好，再給我點時間

235
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:19,406
‎我不知道還能拖多久，他都修好了

236
00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:21,700
‎我家的鉸鏈應該比你家的乾淨

237
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,244
‎這…我看不見得

238
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:28,207
‎反正…隨便找個問題吧，再見

239
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,378
‎怎麼了？

240
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:36,840
‎我好像看到老鼠，超大隻
‎有半隻田鼠這麼大！

241
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,593
‎牠死定了

242
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,890
‎你果然高大又健壯

243
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,768
‎再說一次…我名草有主

244
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:51,730
‎真可惜

245
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:57,528
‎-看看我從妳枕頭下拿了什麼？
‎-你想幹嘛？

246
00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,197
‎她看似女漢子，其實睡覺時

247
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,573
‎一定要抓小被被法蘭基

248
00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:03,450
‎他也需要我

249
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,579
‎妳碰了我的東西
‎我要拿法蘭基磨股溝

250
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,998
‎-法蘭基！
‎-走開

251
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,252
‎-給我下來！
‎-不要！

252
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,213
‎好，那我要去廁所

253
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,382
‎-我討厭你！
‎-我才討厭妳！

254
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,218
‎我更討厭你

255
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,768
‎在那裡，拿了就走吧

256
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:33,272
‎等等！感覺太容易了
‎萬一有陷阱呢？

257
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,900
‎你看太多卡…

258
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,694
‎-有陷阱！
‎-我就知道！

259
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:44,157
‎別動

260
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:47,953
‎可惡

261
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,790
‎這裡是地獄！

262
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,627
‎簡直和水滑道一樣慘

263
00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:59,172
‎我的鄰居康妮還得仔細教我…
‎怎麼拉出來

264
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,384
‎真好，我的鄰居連揮手都不願意

265
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,220
‎我討厭事情變這麼怪

266
00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:08,181
‎真希望能快轉到妳和內特那樣

267
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,600
‎這樣事情就輕鬆多了

268
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,269
‎相信我，有時並不輕鬆

269
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,481
‎我和內特對未來沒有共識

270
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:20,360
‎現在，我們連芝麻小事都能吵

271
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,738
‎像是龍捲風來該怎麼做

272
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,823
‎我想躲進地下室

273
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:26,700
‎他想乘風而起

274
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:31,079
‎我是說，發生問題是免不了的

275
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:35,709
‎至於傑伊發生的意外，當然是很糗

276
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,253
‎但是被我們昭告天下更糗

277
00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:39,588
‎謝謝妳

278
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,132
‎-拿到了
‎-真的？

279
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,301
‎我可能因此損失一根腳趾

280
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:47,012
‎我不敢看，但我的襪子濕濕的

281
00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:50,724
‎關於剛剛的事

282
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,560
‎什麼？我根本不知道妳在講什麼

283
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,730
‎他講個不停

284
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:01,735
‎我不斷想著我們的事
‎很擔心感覺變很怪

285
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,905
‎可以忘記這件事
‎回到之前的時候嗎？

286
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,698
‎你留一大塊吻痕那時？

287
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:10,077
‎-在哪裡啊？
‎-重點是…

288
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,163
‎我只要我們再次覺得快樂和自在

289
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,041
‎這嘛…妳要的就是我要的

290
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,627
‎那就好，因為這是我要的

291
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:20,629
‎你的腳趾好噁！

292
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:21,838
‎我要看

293
00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:24,883
‎妳親我的耳朵

294
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,218
‎不要轉身啦！

295
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,640
‎別對著我的耳朵呼吸

296
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,061
‎好，你們夠了

297
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,064
‎你們有什麼問題？快點說

298
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:40,482
‎好啦

299
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,987
‎那不是普通的上衣，是我爸送的

300
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,197
‎-但你穿不下
‎-那不是重點

301
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,409
‎他出門買了它，再放進箱子裡

302
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,827
‎他的手摸過

303
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:56,206
‎妳不會懂，妳比較常見到妳爸

304
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,125
‎對，但我還是很想他

305
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:01,461
‎他順道經過這裡時，我才見得到他

306
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:03,213
‎他是馬戲團員？

307
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,425
‎妳怎麼會先猜這個職業？

308
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:09,594
‎他是卡車司機

309
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:14,391
‎但是內特，早知道你是這種感覺
‎我根本不會動它

310
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,308
‎或是把它剪短

311
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,687
‎或是讓車子輾過，才會有復古感

312
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,481
‎沒關係，這種想法很蠢

313
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,150
‎一點都不蠢

314
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,568
‎我們兩個都很可憐

315
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,113
‎你這白癡，害我哭了

316
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,616
‎-我討厭你
‎-我才討厭妳

317
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:34,995
‎我也想我爸

318
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:40,125
‎我十歲生日時，他帶我去賽狗場

319
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,669
‎他讓我喝一口啤酒

320
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:48,091
‎結果我連爆米花吐出來
‎連爆米花的樣子都沒變

321
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,805
‎瑞德來了！就在我身後！

322
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,309
‎但他柱著拐杖，所以我們還有點時間

323
00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,770
‎內特，馬上把麋鹿搬出去

324
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:00,812
‎我幫你

325
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:03,148
‎-謝啦，老妹
‎-我挺你，老哥

326
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:06,193
‎我的孩子怎麼變乖了？
‎喝了你的酒嗎？

327
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:09,321
‎不是，我們…剛剛在談心

328
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,740
‎他們都想爸爸

329
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,202
‎天哪，他們一定很難過

330
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,079
‎不會啦，沒那麼慘

331
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:21,041
‎內特的爸爸寄了一件上衣
‎結果太小件

332
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,876
‎葛雯拿走了，他們講和了

333
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,336
‎該死的布萊恩

334
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:29,049
‎我拼命想讓孩子開心

335
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,259
‎但有時就是百“蜜”一疏

336
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:37,015
‎好…長的號碼

337
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,936
‎布萊恩，是我

338
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:45,440
‎我管你日本幾點？我在威斯康辛

339
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,777
‎對，我…

340
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,075
‎寄給兒子的上衣，尺寸要對

341
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,160
‎他和你姊一樣高了

342
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,538
‎叫你床上的蕩婦嘴巴閉上

343
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,123
‎打呼聲好大

344
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,125
‎這是打給日本的國際電話

345
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,501
‎日本？

346
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:05,961
‎莎喲娜拉

347
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,425
‎“余天”就該這樣過

348
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,427
‎是“雨添”

349
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:16,972
‎“天”

350
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,142
‎小心點

351
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,519
‎在室內打開“雨三”會倒楣

352
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:25,021
‎等等

353
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,274
‎再說一次

354
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:28,984
‎“雨三”

355
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,903
‎下雨時，媽都記不得正確的講法

356
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:36,032
‎她總說：“記得帶雨…三”

357
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,244
‎好扯

358
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:45,417
‎雨三

359
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,174
‎等等，他是不是很帥？

360
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:55,552
‎對啊

361
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:01,474
‎雨停了

362
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,520
‎她說得對，我們出去吧

363
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:51,066
‎你們記得我們有出來嗎？

364
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,651
‎不記得

365
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:56,696
‎但好在出來了，今天總算否極泰來

366
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,492
‎希望永遠不會結束

367
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,702
‎小朋友，學校寄行事曆來了

368
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:06,623
‎夏天終於結束了，這些全都會結束

369
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:52,502
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