1 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:13,973 Pulled over by the cops 20 minutes after we gave you the Vista Cruiser? 2 00:00:14,057 --> 00:00:16,809 Who could have pulled off something like that? 3 00:00:17,393 --> 00:00:22,106 Only a criminal mastermind without the mind. 4 00:00:24,108 --> 00:00:25,276 A Kelso. 5 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,488 Trouble just follows them, honey. 6 00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:31,074 They're like those frogs in the rainforest. 7 00:00:31,157 --> 00:00:32,283 Colorful and pretty, 8 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:35,745 but if you lick them, all your skin falls off and you die. 9 00:00:36,454 --> 00:00:38,664 I'm sorry, but can we just stop for a second? 10 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:41,542 Because how cute is this that we are holding hands? 11 00:00:41,626 --> 00:00:43,419 It finally happened, you guys! 12 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:47,840 Grandpa, I know this looks bad, but we only got pulled over 13 00:00:47,924 --> 00:00:50,343 because the car had license plates from 1980. 14 00:00:50,426 --> 00:00:52,095 She's right, Mr. Forman. 15 00:00:52,178 --> 00:00:54,889 Sometimes, if you're searching for blame, 16 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:56,307 it's best to look inward. 17 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:59,852 My foot's about to go inward your ass. 18 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:03,147 You can't set him up like that. 19 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:06,317 I know we're off to a rough start, but give me a chance. 20 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,737 Someday, this frog is gonna turn into a butterfly. 21 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:12,865 I'm getting stupider standing here. 22 00:01:14,367 --> 00:01:17,245 You are banned from this house. Get out. 23 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:18,579 What? No! 24 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:22,166 Honey. Honey. 25 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,459 Let go of the frog. 26 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:26,045 -One, two, three, four! 27 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:39,725 Hello, Wisconsin! 28 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:41,853 The Kool-Aid Man? 29 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,147 That's the tattoo you wanna get? 30 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:45,898 The key is to not overthink it. 31 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:47,733 Mission accomplished. 32 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:52,071 Jay, I miss you, and I feel so bad you can't be here for all the fun. 33 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:53,865 Gwen and Ozzie are talking. 34 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:55,366 Nikki's chewing gum. 35 00:01:55,867 --> 00:01:57,577 And Nate's adjusting his junk. 36 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:59,120 You need more powder, babe. 37 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:02,081 Summer's the worst season for your junk. 38 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:04,083 Hey. Can I talk to him? 39 00:02:05,585 --> 00:02:07,128 Just come over, bro. 40 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:09,505 Leia's grandma's at the dentist. Red's stuck at the DMV. 41 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,591 Damn it. I miss you too. 42 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:14,844 -He's coming over. -He is? 43 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,470 I gotta shave my pits! 44 00:02:16,554 --> 00:02:17,805 Uh, what? 45 00:02:17,889 --> 00:02:19,932 That was Nikki. Bye! 46 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:22,768 Gwen. Help me. 47 00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:25,813 Boyfriend, day one. 48 00:02:26,439 --> 00:02:27,940 Oh, I gotta take off too. 49 00:02:28,024 --> 00:02:30,109 I'm meeting my SAT tutor in 20 minutes. 50 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:31,235 Again with that guy? 51 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:34,906 But you're already so smart. You helped me escape from that trampoline. 52 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:39,285 Babe, I need to ace the SATs, get into a good college, cure a disease, 53 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:42,038 and have my face on a stamp so my enemies can lick it. 54 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,753 She's spending a lot of time with that tutor guy. 55 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,213 Is someone feeling jealous? 56 00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:52,006 No, I am. 57 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:55,927 I mean, she's with this guy all the time. 58 00:02:57,053 --> 00:02:58,971 Do you think I have anything to worry about? 59 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:03,184 Tough to answer without knowing who the guy is, but, knowing you, 60 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:05,186 maybe. 61 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:07,396 I know, right? 62 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,690 If it's really bothering you, let's check this guy out. 63 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:12,276 Nah, I should just trust her. 64 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:16,906 Nate, I watch a lot of talk shows, and I've learned two things. 65 00:03:17,657 --> 00:03:18,574 People cheat. 66 00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:21,244 And once a ho, always a ho. 67 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,000 I'm so happy you're here. 68 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:31,963 It's gonna be okay. Take three steps forward. 69 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:33,506 I can't. What if Red comes home? 70 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:35,424 He is just being smart, Gwen. 71 00:03:35,508 --> 00:03:37,593 Smart and hot and brave. 72 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:40,846 -I'm not scared of somebody's grandpa. 73 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,225 Holy hell! I was just trying to scooch by ya, 74 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:48,145 not scare the Milk Duds out of all of us. 75 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:50,523 Hi, Ms. Runck. Sorry, but my grandma's not home. 76 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:53,901 I know. I gotta pick her up at the dentist soon because she's gonna be zonked. 77 00:03:53,985 --> 00:03:56,779 But I thought I'd pop over first and do a little grocery shoppin'. 78 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,615 So much easier than going all the way down to the store, ya know? 79 00:03:59,699 --> 00:04:01,033 Mom! 80 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:03,744 -Grab me some yogurts. -Oh. 81 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:07,123 Oh, you know it's the beginning of a relationship 82 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:09,458 when the guy still goes outside to cut the cheese. 83 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:12,336 Jay, just come in. 84 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:15,464 -I missed you so much. -Missed you too. 85 00:04:15,548 --> 00:04:17,341 What? He just get back from Iraq or something? 86 00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:21,512 They've been apart for one day. Her grandpa banned him from the house. 87 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,140 Sounds like Red's being a hard-ass like my dad. 88 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:25,975 He never believed in me. 89 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:28,311 Sometimes I wonder if that might've screwed me up. 90 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:29,395 No. 91 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,940 Aw, that's nice, hon, but I really think he did. 92 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:37,236 The point is, adults should be more understanding. You know? 93 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,531 I mean, just throwing rules out at kids is not the answer. 94 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,533 So you'll sign off on me getting a tattoo? 95 00:04:43,034 --> 00:04:43,909 Sorry, lady. 96 00:04:43,993 --> 00:04:46,454 I'm fine with you making mistakes, but not permanent ones. 97 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:49,874 Tattoos, babies, and DUIs, the unholy trinity. 98 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,710 Wait, isn't the dentist like five minutes away? 99 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,837 Jay, why don't we go pick up my grandma? 100 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,381 I know this isn't the sexiest thing I've ever said, 101 00:04:58,132 --> 00:05:00,009 but I'm pretty sure your grandpa can kick my ass. 102 00:05:01,427 --> 00:05:03,763 But it would show him how responsible you are. 103 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:06,307 Yeah, and while you're at it, you gotta let Red know 104 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:08,184 that you're tired of him judging ya. 105 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:12,146 And still, to this day, making you feel unworthy, disrespected, 106 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:14,065 and like you're not a good mom! 107 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,735 I feel like that wasn't all about us. 108 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:19,945 We have to try something. 109 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:21,197 Can we borrow your car? 110 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:23,824 Don't know if I should get between you and your grandpa. 111 00:05:23,908 --> 00:05:26,452 -We'll fill it up with gas. -Here's my keys. 112 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,914 I'll stay here and finish up my grocery shopping. 113 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:33,125 I know you're worried, but all we have to do 114 00:05:33,209 --> 00:05:34,919 is pick up my sweet, sedated grandma. 115 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:42,343 Your turn! 116 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:48,808 Big finish! 117 00:05:51,227 --> 00:05:53,104 Gwen, stop encouraging her! 118 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:54,688 But this is fun. 119 00:05:54,772 --> 00:05:57,191 She's high as a kite that's also on drugs. 120 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:01,112 Grandma, can you please just chill out? 121 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:03,239 Boo! 122 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:06,826 -Yeah. Yeah. Boo! -Boo! 123 00:06:07,493 --> 00:06:11,163 -Wait. We just passed a tattoo shop. Stop! -Forget it, Gwen. 124 00:06:11,247 --> 00:06:14,959 My only job is to get her home safe. Okay? I'm not stopping for anything. 125 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,836 -Red light! 126 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,009 -Come on. 127 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:24,927 This is my chance. 128 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:27,430 Your grandma's out of it. She'll sign the release. 129 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:31,684 Right, Mrs. Forman? You want me to get a tattoo, don't you? 130 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:36,021 Yeah. And then let's steal a boat and go to Vegas. 131 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:38,441 No. We're going home, we're putting Grandma to bed, 132 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:41,902 and we're showing my grandpa that Jay is a responsible human being. 133 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,873 -Guess who? -Oh my God! 134 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,541 -Oh my God! 135 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,042 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 136 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:00,629 We'll be quick. 137 00:07:02,131 --> 00:07:03,007 Later, nerds. 138 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:09,346 Nik? 139 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:11,182 What?! 140 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,349 You?! Here?! 141 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:13,767 I mean, whoa! 142 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:16,812 Now? How? What? Weird! 143 00:07:17,313 --> 00:07:18,731 I told you I was gonna be here. 144 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:20,483 Right. Right, with your tutor. 145 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:24,111 I totally forgot about him. Where is he? 146 00:07:24,195 --> 00:07:27,072 Oh, Trevor? Here he comes. 147 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:41,128 Holy sh-- 148 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:46,091 Trevor, this is my boyfriend, Nate. 149 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:47,801 "Boyfriend"? 150 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:51,639 More like "manfriend." I can't grow any hair on my face, 151 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:54,391 but from the waist down, it is wall-to-wall carpeting. 152 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,061 And I'm Ozzie. 153 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,648 My pediatrician said I'll be 6'2". 154 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,817 -Oh. I've heard a lot about you. 155 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:05,528 Nikki tells me you're on the football team? 156 00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:06,987 Yeah, but we couldn't do it 157 00:08:07,071 --> 00:08:09,532 without guys like you in the stands cheering us on. So… 158 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:12,743 Actually, Trevor got a football scholarship to Notre Dame. 159 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,828 Not that he needs it. His dad's a congressman. 160 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:16,872 God bless America. 161 00:08:17,915 --> 00:08:19,166 Well, this is fun. 162 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,043 And normal. 163 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:24,588 Thanks for stopping by, but we really need to get back to studying. 164 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:28,259 Oh yeah. Super busy day on our end too. 165 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:32,513 Ozzie's… lizard is sick, and I have to help with the pills. 166 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:35,599 They go in the butt. 167 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:38,310 Okay, cool. 168 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:40,604 Nice to meet you, Nate. Nice to meet you, Ozzie. 169 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,147 I'm 25. 170 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:47,903 You're screwed. 171 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:52,324 What's taking so long? 172 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:55,369 Aw, we said that at the same time. We're adorable. 173 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,663 I can't do adorable right now. 174 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:59,206 If your grandpa beats us home… 175 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,417 -He's… -Gonna kill us. 176 00:09:02,293 --> 00:09:03,627 Okay, that was cute. 177 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,423 Finally. 178 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,633 -Let's see it. -Oh, I bailed on the tattoo. 179 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,885 Some lady cut in front of me, and it was taking forever. 180 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,013 I got a tattoo! 181 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:17,391 To Vegas! 182 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,063 So I was right. 183 00:09:23,147 --> 00:09:25,482 That Trevor dude is obviously trying to seduce Nikki. 184 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,776 I don't think he needs to try very hard. 185 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:31,447 How am I gonna save my relationship? 186 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,324 He's hot. He's smart. 187 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:35,159 He doesn't owe Nikki 70 bucks. 188 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:38,537 I got it. 189 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,664 I'll go kick his ass. Duh! 190 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,541 So you're the "let's bring him out" guy. 191 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:43,459 The what guy? 192 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,419 There's one on every talk show. 193 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,380 The host says, "Let's bring him out." 194 00:09:48,464 --> 00:09:49,632 Everyone boos. 195 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:52,051 Then he says, "You don't know me." 196 00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:56,096 Have you never seen a talk show? 197 00:09:57,181 --> 00:10:01,143 -Ozzie! Ozzie! Ozzie! 198 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,145 Welcome back! 199 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:06,440 Today, we have Nikki and Trevor. 200 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,900 Aww! 201 00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:09,735 They may look like the perfect couple, 202 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:13,238 but somebody has a problem with that. 203 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:15,658 Let's bring him out. 204 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,535 Boo! 205 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:21,455 Hey, you don't know me! You don't know me! 206 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:24,083 Nate. 207 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,835 Why don't you tell us what's gotten you so upset? 208 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:30,631 That's my girlfriend, and now she's hanging out with this chump, 209 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:32,549 and suddenly I'm not good enough for her. 210 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:33,467 Nikki? 211 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:37,971 Nate's fine, but… Trevor stimulates my mind and my body. 212 00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:39,473 -Both?! 213 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:40,641 That's impossible! 214 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,309 Not for me. 215 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:45,938 Nate, stop. 216 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:49,233 I'm done playing around. Nik, you need to make a choice. 217 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,568 Is it him? Or is it me? 218 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:52,736 Oh, then him. 219 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,488 This guy?! 220 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,739 You don't know him. 221 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:57,866 You don't know him. 222 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,163 Shut up! You don't know me! 223 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:05,499 -You don't know me! 224 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:08,752 Nobody knows you. 225 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:11,547 Stop saying that. 226 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:17,886 I need to talk to Nikki. 227 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:22,099 -And what are you gonna say to her? -This is getting weird, dude. 228 00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:24,184 We'll be right back. 229 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,441 A tattoo?! 230 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:33,277 I don't even wear waterproof mascara. 231 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:34,862 Red's gonna kill me. 232 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:35,946 Gwen. 233 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:39,867 I know. But I stopped her from getting a barbed wire tramp stamp. 234 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,410 So you're welcome. 235 00:11:42,453 --> 00:11:45,748 Grandma, I am so sorry. None of this was supposed to happen. 236 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,124 How are you cooking dinner now? 237 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:51,628 It is helping me deal with the stress of waking up with a flipping tattoo! 238 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:53,547 What's the emergency? 239 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,175 D'you run out of eggs? 'Cause I don't know how that happened. 240 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,218 Look what happened at the dentist. 241 00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,804 Holy crapola! 242 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:04,308 I heard of them feeling you up when you're out, but this crosses a line. 243 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,852 My mother would be rolling in her grave, 244 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,021 if we hadn't spread her ashes 245 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,899 in the parking lot of the Sizzler by her church. 246 00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:14,276 Did you get one too? 247 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,487 You've been talking nonstop about tatties. 248 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,239 No. You told me not to get one, and I always follow what you tell me. 249 00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:22,367 Good. Those things are a one-way ticket to whore town. 250 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,287 Sorry. 251 00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:28,123 Are you sure there is no way to get this off? 252 00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:31,084 Is there a… a special cream or something? 253 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:33,837 If there was I wouldn't have Fred Flintstone riding a surfboard 254 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,047 on my hip bone. 255 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,886 That's Red. Good Lord, what is he gonna think? 256 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,846 Oh man, he's gonna be pissed. 257 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,724 Stomp around, probably take away my allowance. 258 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,146 Sorry. It's a Dad flashback. 259 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,023 You need to get out of here. 260 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,400 No, I'm not leaving you here to take the blame. 261 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,736 Cool. If he has the blame thing covered, I'm out. 262 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,238 Hang on. 263 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:02,074 Take these. We're low on fresh produce. 264 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,410 Don't let Grandpa see your wrist 265 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,287 until we figure out the best way to tell him. 266 00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:10,916 I do not keep things from my husband. He is a reasonable man. 267 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:20,008 Down in hell, there's this little room in the wayback 268 00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:23,637 where the devil craps fire into your mouth. 269 00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:29,142 That's the DMV. 270 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,188 How was your day, dear? 271 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,816 Oh, it was just… It was… 272 00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:38,735 It… It was great. 273 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:42,489 Just, like, nothing crazy happened. 274 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,117 And what's he doing here? 275 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,118 Um… 276 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:49,580 He brought Grandma the chicken. From his garden. 277 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:50,664 Yes. 278 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,165 I was making supper. 279 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,920 I… I have to get up inside there. 280 00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:58,964 Oh yeah. 281 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,049 This is gonna be yummy. 282 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,512 Wanna take that chicken off your hand? 283 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:07,723 I do not. 284 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,020 I'm gonna go get the laundry now. 285 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,574 I am so disappointed in you. 286 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,409 All of you. 287 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,371 But especially you, little Kelso. 288 00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,624 I was wrong the other day. 289 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:37,461 You are a complete waste of a foot in the ass. 290 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,130 You never even gave him a chance. 291 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,383 You decided based on his last name that you were going to hate him. 292 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:44,509 This is so unfair. 293 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,637 And that's what makes it fun for me. 294 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,138 Leia, he's right. 295 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:52,559 It is my fault, sir. I was the one driving. 296 00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:55,771 Look, I'm not proud of what happened, 297 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:59,816 but I do believe the mistakes we make are what turn us into the men we become. 298 00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:03,904 And I would like to become a man worthy of dating your granddaughter. 299 00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:07,199 -Get out. -Already gone. 300 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,242 And you, go to your room. 301 00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:15,332 Red, don't you think you're being a little harsh? 302 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,876 Yeah, they made a mistake, but nobody got hurt. 303 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,922 My wife is tatted up like she's doing time at Rikers. 304 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,466 I'm starting to like it. 305 00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:27,427 I feel like Rizzo from Grease. 306 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:34,017 All I asked you to do was to give Kitty a simple ride home. 307 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:39,189 But you pawned it off on the kids and turned it into a circus. 308 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,274 Like everything in your life. 309 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:43,235 You know what? 310 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,070 Screw you. 311 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:47,948 You're such a blowhard. 312 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,242 You know how many years I spent getting yelled at, 313 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,536 being told how much I messed up? 314 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:56,415 So you don't have to respect me, because I finally respect myself. 315 00:15:56,498 --> 00:16:00,085 And I don't have to stand here while you yell at me anymore. 316 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,589 And thanks a lot for never teaching me how to ride a bike! 317 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,261 Do I look like her father? 318 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,352 I brought you a little treat. 319 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,064 -What's with her? -Oh, Red. 320 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:23,025 Leia is a teenager. 321 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:26,570 She's bursting with hormones and bad decisions. 322 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,405 I was talking about Sherri. 323 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,950 Well, she's bursting with hormones and bad decisions too. 324 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,578 I mean… 325 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:39,499 If she has issues with her father, let her go and yell at him. 326 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:40,542 Yeah. 327 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:45,130 It's not great when people blame you for other people's problems. 328 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:49,926 What? 329 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,428 Jay is not his father. 330 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,224 He could have run off, let Leia take all the blame. 331 00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:59,770 But you saw how he stood up for her and took responsibility. 332 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,605 Michael Kelso would never have done that. 333 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:05,525 Michael Kelso glued himself to our refrigerator. 334 00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:09,279 I think you're setting the bar kinda low. 335 00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:12,407 Well, look, Red. I'm guilty of it too. 336 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,451 Leia's right. 337 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,870 We never really did give Jay a chance. 338 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,332 -Oh, oh, oh, oh! 339 00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:24,920 I know that sound. It means you're starting to come around. 340 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,632 While you're a little open-minded… 341 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,092 Do you hate it? 342 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,969 Well, actually… 343 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:36,264 -It's kind of adventurous. 344 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,268 Oh! 345 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,229 I know what you're in the mood for. 346 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:43,855 Yeah. 347 00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:46,650 Yeah! 348 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,573 Hey, babe. 349 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:57,744 Are you okay? 350 00:17:57,828 --> 00:18:00,497 You didn't squeeze my butt and say, "Hey, ladies." 351 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,584 Nik, I'm kind of freaking out about us. 352 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,254 -You've been spending time with Trevor-- -Trevor? 353 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,714 Nate, there's nothing between me and Trevor. 354 00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,383 You know I don't like muscular guys. 355 00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,262 I don't know how I feel about that, but… 356 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:19,224 It's not just him. It's all this other stuff. 357 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,976 The SATs, the studying. 358 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,646 I'm afraid you're gonna leave me behind. 359 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,065 Nate, I'm not going to college to leave you behind. 360 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:30,318 I'm… I'm going to college so I can have a future. 361 00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:32,779 Am I in that future? 362 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,656 Well, the future's not set. 363 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,492 There's no fate but what we make for ourselves. 364 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:40,036 You're hot and you quote Terminator 2! 365 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,915 I can't imagine not being with you. 366 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,919 I need you to tell me we're always gonna be together. 367 00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:49,713 Hey, come here. 368 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:56,303 Babe, I don't know what's gonna happen. All I know is that I love you. 369 00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:58,471 And I hope that's enough. 370 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,765 It is. 371 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,898 -Feeling better? -Yeah. 372 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,775 Hello, ladies. 373 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,487 Okay, well I have to head home for dinner. 374 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,324 -Are you sure you're okay? -Yeah. 375 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,743 -Yeah, totally. -Okay. 376 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,419 Hey there. 377 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,130 Listen, kiddo. I've been thinking. 378 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,008 If you really want to see this Kelso kid, 379 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:37,761 I'll give him a chance. 380 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:39,804 Really? 381 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,767 But you gotta be careful. No more joyrides. 382 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,811 And he's not allowed upstairs. Fair? 383 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,690 So fair. I'll tell Jay everything the next time I see him. 384 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:51,775 Uh-huh. 385 00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:58,907 Already gone. 386 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,243 Bye, babe! 387 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,619 Aww! 388 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,335 I talked to Kitty, and I gotta tell ya, 389 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,379 I know you're not my dad. 390 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,799 For one thing, you're alive. 391 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:18,885 And also you're not a jerk. 392 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:24,891 Well, uh, are we here to chat or… or learn? 393 00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:26,977 Now… like we practiced. 394 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,604 My balance is probably pretty good 395 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:32,482 from all those times I walked home drunk in high heels. 396 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,152 Oh, I'm doing it! I'm doing it! 397 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,571 All right, there you go. Now turn around. 398 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,572 Hey, I'm doing it. 399 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,699 Good job. 400 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:44,494 -Now, brake. Okay, now brake. -Oh, whoa! 401 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:46,871 You idiot! 402 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,456 Don't worry. I'm okay.