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Pulled over by the cops 20 minutes after
we gave you the Vista Cruiser?
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Who could have pulled off
something like that?
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Only a criminal mastermind
without the mind.
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A Kelso.
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Trouble just follows them, honey.
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They're like those frogs
in the rainforest.
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Colorful and pretty,
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but if you lick them,
all your skin falls off and you die.
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I'm sorry, but can we just stop
for a second?
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Because how cute is this
that we are holding hands?
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It finally happened, you guys!
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Grandpa, I know this looks bad,
but we only got pulled over
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because the car had
license plates from 1980.
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She's right, Mr. Forman.
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Sometimes, if you're searching for blame,
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it's best to look inward.
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My foot's about to go inward your ass.
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You can't set him up like that.
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I know we're off to a rough start,
but give me a chance.
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Someday, this frog
is gonna turn into a butterfly.
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I'm getting stupider standing here.
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You are banned from this house. Get out.
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What? No!
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Honey. Honey.
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Let go of the frog.
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-One, two, three, four!
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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The Kool-Aid Man?
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That's the tattoo you wanna get?
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The key is to not overthink it.
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Mission accomplished.
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Jay, I miss you, and I feel so bad
you can't be here for all the fun.
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Gwen and Ozzie are talking.
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Nikki's chewing gum.
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And Nate's adjusting his junk.
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You need more powder, babe.
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Summer's the worst season for your junk.
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Hey. Can I talk to him?
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Just come over, bro.
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Leia's grandma's at the dentist.
Red's stuck at the DMV.
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Damn it. I miss you too.
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-He's coming over.
-He is?
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I gotta shave my pits!
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Uh, what?
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That was Nikki. Bye!
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Gwen. Help me.
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Boyfriend, day one.
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Oh, I gotta take off too.
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I'm meeting my SAT tutor in 20 minutes.
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Again with that guy?
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But you're already so smart.
You helped me escape from that trampoline.
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Babe, I need to ace the SATs,
get into a good college, cure a disease,
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and have my face on a stamp
so my enemies can lick it.
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She's spending a lot of time
with that tutor guy.
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Is someone feeling jealous?
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No, I am.
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I mean, she's with this guy all the time.
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Do you think I have
anything to worry about?
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Tough to answer without knowing
who the guy is, but, knowing you,
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maybe.
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I know, right?
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If it's really bothering you,
let's check this guy out.
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Nah, I should just trust her.
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Nate, I watch a lot of talk shows,
and I've learned two things.
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People cheat.
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And once a ho, always a ho.
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I'm so happy you're here.
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It's gonna be okay.
Take three steps forward.
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I can't. What if Red comes home?
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He is just being smart, Gwen.
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Smart and hot and brave.
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-I'm not scared of somebody's grandpa.
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Holy hell! I was just
trying to scooch by ya,
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not scare the Milk Duds
out of all of us.
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Hi, Ms. Runck.
Sorry, but my grandma's not home.
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I know. I gotta pick her up at the dentist
soon because she's gonna be zonked.
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But I thought I'd pop over first
and do a little grocery shoppin'.
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So much easier than going
all the way down to the store, ya know?
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Mom!
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-Grab me some yogurts.
-Oh.
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Oh, you know it's the beginning
of a relationship
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when the guy still goes outside
to cut the cheese.
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Jay, just come in.
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-I missed you so much.
-Missed you too.
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What? He just get back
from Iraq or something?
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They've been apart for one day.
Her grandpa banned him from the house.
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Sounds like Red's being
a hard-ass like my dad.
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He never believed in me.
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Sometimes I wonder
if that might've screwed me up.
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No.
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Aw, that's nice, hon,
but I really think he did.
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The point is, adults should be
more understanding. You know?
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I mean, just throwing rules out at kids
is not the answer.
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So you'll sign off on me getting a tattoo?
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Sorry, lady.
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I'm fine with you making mistakes,
but not permanent ones.
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Tattoos, babies, and DUIs,
the unholy trinity.
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Wait, isn't the dentist
like five minutes away?
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Jay, why don't we go pick up my grandma?
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I know this isn't
the sexiest thing I've ever said,
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but I'm pretty sure
your grandpa can kick my ass.
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But it would show him
how responsible you are.
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Yeah, and while you're at it,
you gotta let Red know
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that you're tired of him judging ya.
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And still, to this day,
making you feel unworthy, disrespected,
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and like you're not a good mom!
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I feel like that wasn't all about us.
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We have to try something.
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Can we borrow your car?
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Don't know if I should get
between you and your grandpa.
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-We'll fill it up with gas.
-Here's my keys.
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I'll stay here
and finish up my grocery shopping.
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I know you're worried,
but all we have to do
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is pick up my sweet, sedated grandma.
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Your turn!
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Big finish!
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Gwen, stop encouraging her!
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But this is fun.
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She's high as a kite that's also on drugs.
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Grandma, can you please just chill out?
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Boo!
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-Yeah. Yeah. Boo!
-Boo!
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-Wait. We just passed a tattoo shop. Stop!
-Forget it, Gwen.
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My only job is to get her home safe.
Okay? I'm not stopping for anything.
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-Red light!
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-Come on.
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This is my chance.
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Your grandma's out of it.
She'll sign the release.
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Right, Mrs. Forman?
You want me to get a tattoo, don't you?
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Yeah. And then let's steal a boat
and go to Vegas.
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No. We're going home,
we're putting Grandma to bed,
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and we're showing my grandpa
that Jay is a responsible human being.
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-Guess who?
-Oh my God!
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-Oh my God!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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We'll be quick.
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Later, nerds.
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Nik?
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What?!
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You?! Here?!
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I mean, whoa!
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Now? How? What? Weird!
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I told you I was gonna be here.
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Right. Right, with your tutor.
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I totally forgot about him. Where is he?
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Oh, Trevor? Here he comes.
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Holy sh--
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Trevor, this is my boyfriend, Nate.
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"Boyfriend"?
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More like "manfriend."
I can't grow any hair on my face,
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but from the waist down,
it is wall-to-wall carpeting.
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And I'm Ozzie.
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My pediatrician said I'll be 6'2".
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-Oh. I've heard a lot about you.
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Nikki tells me
you're on the football team?
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Yeah, but we couldn't do it
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without guys like you
in the stands cheering us on. So…
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Actually, Trevor got
a football scholarship to Notre Dame.
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Not that he needs it.
His dad's a congressman.
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God bless America.
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Well, this is fun.
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And normal.
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Thanks for stopping by, but we really
need to get back to studying.
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Oh yeah. Super busy day on our end too.
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Ozzie's… lizard is sick,
and I have to help with the pills.
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They go in the butt.
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Okay, cool.
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Nice to meet you, Nate.
Nice to meet you, Ozzie.
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I'm 25.
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You're screwed.
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What's taking so long?
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Aw, we said that at the same time.
We're adorable.
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I can't do adorable right now.
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If your grandpa beats us home…
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-He's…
-Gonna kill us.
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Okay, that was cute.
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Finally.
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-Let's see it.
-Oh, I bailed on the tattoo.
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Some lady cut in front of me,
and it was taking forever.
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I got a tattoo!
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To Vegas!
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So I was right.
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That Trevor dude is
obviously trying to seduce Nikki.
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I don't think he needs to try very hard.
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How am I gonna save my relationship?
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He's hot. He's smart.
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He doesn't owe Nikki 70 bucks.
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I got it.
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I'll go kick his ass. Duh!
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So you're the "let's bring him out" guy.
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The what guy?
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There's one on every talk show.
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The host says, "Let's bring him out."
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Everyone boos.
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Then he says, "You don't know me."
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Have you never seen a talk show?
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-Ozzie! Ozzie! Ozzie!
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Welcome back!
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Today, we have Nikki and Trevor.
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Aww!
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They may look like the perfect couple,
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but somebody has a problem with that.
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Let's bring him out.
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Boo!
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Hey, you don't know me! You don't know me!
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Nate.
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Why don't you tell us
what's gotten you so upset?
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That's my girlfriend,
and now she's hanging out with this chump,
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and suddenly I'm not good enough for her.
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Nikki?
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Nate's fine, but… Trevor stimulates
my mind and my body.
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-Both?!
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That's impossible!
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Not for me.
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Nate, stop.
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I'm done playing around.
Nik, you need to make a choice.
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Is it him? Or is it me?
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Oh, then him.
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This guy?!
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You don't know him.
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You don't know him.
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Shut up! You don't know me!
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-You don't know me!
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Nobody knows you.
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Stop saying that.
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I need to talk to Nikki.
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-And what are you gonna say to her?
-This is getting weird, dude.
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We'll be right back.
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A tattoo?!
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I don't even wear waterproof mascara.
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Red's gonna kill me.
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Gwen.
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I know. But I stopped her
from getting a barbed wire tramp stamp.
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So you're welcome.
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Grandma, I am so sorry.
None of this was supposed to happen.
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How are you cooking dinner now?
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It is helping me deal with the stress
of waking up with a flipping tattoo!
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What's the emergency?
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D'you run out of eggs?
'Cause I don't know how that happened.
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Look what happened at the dentist.
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Holy crapola!
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I heard of them feeling you up
when you're out, but this crosses a line.
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My mother would be rolling in her grave,
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if we hadn't spread her ashes
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in the parking lot
of the Sizzler by her church.
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Did you get one too?
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You've been talking nonstop about tatties.
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No. You told me not to get one,
and I always follow what you tell me.
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Good. Those things are
a one-way ticket to whore town.
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Sorry.
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Are you sure there is no way
to get this off?
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Is there a… a special cream or something?
253
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If there was I wouldn't have
Fred Flintstone riding a surfboard
254
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,047
on my hip bone.
255
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,886
That's Red.
Good Lord, what is he gonna think?
256
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,846
Oh man, he's gonna be pissed.
257
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,724
Stomp around,
probably take away my allowance.
258
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,146
Sorry. It's a Dad flashback.
259
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,023
You need to get out of here.
260
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,400
No, I'm not leaving you here
to take the blame.
261
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,736
Cool. If he has
the blame thing covered, I'm out.
262
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,238
Hang on.
263
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:02,074
Take these. We're low on fresh produce.
264
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,410
Don't let Grandpa see your wrist
265
00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,287
until we figure out
the best way to tell him.
266
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:10,916
I do not keep things from my husband.
He is a reasonable man.
267
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:20,008
Down in hell,
there's this little room in the wayback
268
00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:23,637
where the devil craps fire
into your mouth.
269
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:29,142
That's the DMV.
270
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,188
How was your day, dear?
271
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,816
Oh, it was just… It was…
272
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:38,735
It… It was great.
273
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:42,489
Just, like, nothing crazy happened.
274
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,117
And what's he doing here?
275
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,118
Um…
276
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:49,580
He brought Grandma the chicken.
From his garden.
277
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:50,664
Yes.
278
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,165
I was making supper.
279
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,920
I… I have to get up inside there.
280
00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:58,964
Oh yeah.
281
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,049
This is gonna be yummy.
282
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,512
Wanna take that chicken off your hand?
283
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:07,723
I do not.
284
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,020
I'm gonna go get the laundry now.
285
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,574
I am so disappointed in you.
286
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,409
All of you.
287
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,371
But especially you, little Kelso.
288
00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,624
I was wrong the other day.
289
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:37,461
You are a complete waste
of a foot in the ass.
290
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,130
You never even gave him a chance.
291
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,383
You decided based on his last name
that you were going to hate him.
292
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:44,509
This is so unfair.
293
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,637
And that's what makes it fun for me.
294
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,138
Leia, he's right.
295
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:52,559
It is my fault, sir.
I was the one driving.
296
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:55,771
Look, I'm not proud of what happened,
297
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:59,816
but I do believe the mistakes we make
are what turn us into the men we become.
298
00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:03,904
And I would like to become a man
worthy of dating your granddaughter.
299
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:07,199
-Get out.
-Already gone.
300
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,242
And you, go to your room.
301
00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:15,332
Red, don't you think
you're being a little harsh?
302
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,876
Yeah, they made a mistake,
but nobody got hurt.
303
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,922
My wife is tatted up
like she's doing time at Rikers.
304
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,466
I'm starting to like it.
305
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:27,427
I feel like Rizzo from Grease.
306
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:34,017
All I asked you to do
was to give Kitty a simple ride home.
307
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:39,189
But you pawned it off on the kids
and turned it into a circus.
308
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,274
Like everything in your life.
309
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:43,235
You know what?
310
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,070
Screw you.
311
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:47,948
You're such a blowhard.
312
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,242
You know how many years
I spent getting yelled at,
313
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,536
being told how much I messed up?
314
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:56,415
So you don't have to respect me,
because I finally respect myself.
315
00:15:56,498 --> 00:16:00,085
And I don't have to stand here
while you yell at me anymore.
316
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,589
And thanks a lot for never teaching me
how to ride a bike!
317
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,261
Do I look like her father?
318
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,352
I brought you a little treat.
319
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,064
-What's with her?
-Oh, Red.
320
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:23,025
Leia is a teenager.
321
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:26,570
She's bursting with hormones
and bad decisions.
322
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,405
I was talking about Sherri.
323
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,950
Well, she's bursting with hormones
and bad decisions too.
324
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,578
I mean…
325
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:39,499
If she has issues with her father,
let her go and yell at him.
326
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:40,542
Yeah.
327
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:45,130
It's not great when people blame you
for other people's problems.
328
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:49,926
What?
329
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,428
Jay is not his father.
330
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,224
He could have run off,
let Leia take all the blame.
331
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:59,770
But you saw how he stood up for her
and took responsibility.
332
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,605
Michael Kelso would never have done that.
333
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:05,525
Michael Kelso glued himself
to our refrigerator.
334
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:09,279
I think you're setting the bar kinda low.
335
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:12,407
Well, look, Red. I'm guilty of it too.
336
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,451
Leia's right.
337
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,870
We never really did give Jay a chance.
338
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,332
-Oh, oh, oh, oh!
339
00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:24,920
I know that sound.
It means you're starting to come around.
340
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,632
While you're a little open-minded…
341
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,092
Do you hate it?
342
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,969
Well, actually…
343
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:36,264
-It's kind of adventurous.
344
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,268
Oh!
345
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,229
I know what you're in the mood for.
346
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:43,855
Yeah.
347
00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:46,650
Yeah!
348
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,573
Hey, babe.
349
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:57,744
Are you okay?
350
00:17:57,828 --> 00:18:00,497
You didn't squeeze my butt
and say, "Hey, ladies."
351
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,584
Nik, I'm kind of freaking out about us.
352
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,254
-You've been spending time with Trevor--
-Trevor?
353
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,714
Nate, there's nothing
between me and Trevor.
354
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,383
You know I don't like muscular guys.
355
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,262
I don't know how I feel about that, but…
356
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:19,224
It's not just him.
It's all this other stuff.
357
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,976
The SATs, the studying.
358
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,646
I'm afraid you're gonna leave me behind.
359
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,065
Nate, I'm not going to college
to leave you behind.
360
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:30,318
I'm… I'm going to college
so I can have a future.
361
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:32,779
Am I in that future?
362
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,656
Well, the future's not set.
363
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,492
There's no fate
but what we make for ourselves.
364
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:40,036
You're hot and you quote Terminator 2!
365
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,915
I can't imagine not being with you.
366
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,919
I need you to tell me
we're always gonna be together.
367
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:49,713
Hey, come here.
368
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:56,303
Babe, I don't know what's gonna happen.
All I know is that I love you.
369
00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:58,471
And I hope that's enough.
370
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,765
It is.
371
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,898
-Feeling better?
-Yeah.
372
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,775
Hello, ladies.
373
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,487
Okay, well I have to head home for dinner.
374
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,324
-Are you sure you're okay?
-Yeah.
375
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,743
-Yeah, totally.
-Okay.
376
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,419
Hey there.
377
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,130
Listen, kiddo. I've been thinking.
378
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,008
If you really want to see this Kelso kid,
379
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:37,761
I'll give him a chance.
380
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:39,804
Really?
381
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,767
But you gotta be careful.
No more joyrides.
382
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,811
And he's not allowed upstairs. Fair?
383
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,690
So fair. I'll tell Jay everything
the next time I see him.
384
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:51,775
Uh-huh.
385
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:58,907
Already gone.
386
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,243
Bye, babe!
387
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,619
Aww!
388
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,335
I talked to Kitty, and I gotta tell ya,
389
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,379
I know you're not my dad.
390
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,799
For one thing, you're alive.
391
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:18,885
And also you're not a jerk.
392
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:24,891
Well, uh, are we here to chat or…
or learn?
393
00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:26,977
Now… like we practiced.
394
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,604
My balance is probably pretty good
395
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:32,482
from all those times
I walked home drunk in high heels.
396
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,152
Oh, I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
397
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,571
All right, there you go. Now turn around.
398
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,572
Hey, I'm doing it.
399
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,699
Good job.
400
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:44,494
-Now, brake. Okay, now brake.
-Oh, whoa!
401
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:46,871
You idiot!
402
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,456
Don't worry. I'm okay.