1 00:00:11,095 --> 00:00:12,263 Cookie. 2 00:00:13,598 --> 00:00:16,392 Could we please stop the 90210 marathon? 3 00:00:16,476 --> 00:00:18,978 I had a dirty dream about Andrea Zuckerman. 4 00:00:19,479 --> 00:00:20,938 I'm so confused. 5 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,650 This show is the only thing getting me through my breakup with Jay. 6 00:00:25,151 --> 00:00:26,819 Oh, I know you're hurting. 7 00:00:26,903 --> 00:00:30,281 But, again, you actually have to date someone to break up with them. 8 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:33,701 I like it better under here. 9 00:00:33,785 --> 00:00:37,622 Oh my God. Still with the 90210? This is getting pathetic. 10 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:40,958 I'm not gonna say it to her face, but she needs professional help. 11 00:00:41,501 --> 00:00:43,753 I saw her yesterday wandering just through the neighborhood 12 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:45,463 like our grandpa used to. 13 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:46,881 Near the end. 14 00:00:48,466 --> 00:00:49,967 Guys, stop. 15 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:51,677 She's going through something. 16 00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:53,930 Something really stupid. 17 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:56,307 Gwen! I'm right here! 18 00:00:56,808 --> 00:00:58,267 Good. You needed to hear it. 19 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:01,562 How long am I going to feel this bad? 20 00:01:01,646 --> 00:01:04,899 It takes about half the time you were in a relationship to get over it. 21 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:07,652 And since you were never in a relationship… 22 00:01:08,861 --> 00:01:09,862 You're good. 23 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:14,033 Leia, come on. Don't go back into your sad hole. 24 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:16,536 We came by to give you your birthday present. 25 00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:21,582 Guys, I love it. How did you know my size? 26 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:25,128 We got you an extra large so we can enjoy it too. 27 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:28,339 Is this chair too small? 28 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:31,801 Just give Leia our birthday card already. 29 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,219 Inside cat. 30 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:34,971 Outside cat. 31 00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:37,807 Inside cat. Outside cat. Ins-- 32 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:38,724 No more cat. 33 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:42,687 I missed you guys. My sad hole was lonely without you. 34 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,899 I'm not gonna let my breakup with Jay ruin my birthday. 35 00:01:46,983 --> 00:01:48,151 Not a breakup. 36 00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:50,236 Not a breakup. 37 00:01:51,237 --> 00:01:52,446 Not a breakup. 38 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:55,867 How many times do you turn 15 in your life? 39 00:01:56,409 --> 00:01:57,410 Not that many. 40 00:01:58,870 --> 00:01:59,954 I'm over him. 41 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,831 New year, new me. 42 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,083 New Kids On The Block. 43 00:02:05,001 --> 00:02:06,294 I over-corrected. 44 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:10,256 What's this? You spelled my name wrong on this card. 45 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:12,466 How do you not know how to spell your girlfriend's name? 46 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:13,885 Let me see that. 47 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,470 Nik! 48 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,807 People are leaving? I just got this right. 49 00:02:19,891 --> 00:02:21,726 -One, two, three, four! 50 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,406 Hello, Wisconsin! 51 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:40,119 Well, Donna and Eric aren't gonna make it for Leia's birthday. 52 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:45,499 Eric's upset, but he knew the risks when he signed up for Space Camp. 53 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:50,254 Kitty, he fell out of his bunk bed. It's not exactly Apollo 13. 54 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,507 Well, he is gonna wish he slept on the bottom bunk 55 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:58,346 because I am throwing a classic Kitty Forman birthday bash. 56 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:02,725 It's you and me, old friend. 57 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:04,852 We're about to put on a show. 58 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,064 You're planning a kid's party. 59 00:03:08,147 --> 00:03:11,651 So let's try and not get all stressed out this time. 60 00:03:11,734 --> 00:03:12,777 Don't worry. 61 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,112 I woke up early to get a head start. 62 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:18,991 Oh my God, it's 7:00 a.m. I haven't deviled a damn thing! 63 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,453 Well, I did my part. 64 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,038 Took care of the gift. 65 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:26,207 Twenty dollars. 66 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,543 -You did one thing. Good for you. 67 00:03:32,338 --> 00:03:35,216 I'm sorry. I snapped. It's… Birthdays are fun. 68 00:03:36,801 --> 00:03:38,761 It's gonna be a long day. 69 00:03:39,804 --> 00:03:42,306 Hey there! Hi there! Ho there! 70 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,977 And it just got longer. 71 00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:48,354 -Bob. You made it. 72 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:50,982 You knew about this? 73 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:53,109 And you didn't, and that's why he's here. 74 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:54,819 -Hi! -Hi. 75 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,863 I brought you some fresh Florida oranges. 76 00:03:57,947 --> 00:04:00,032 I used them as a pillow on the plane. 77 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:03,744 So, if you find any curly hairs in there, that's me. 78 00:04:04,704 --> 00:04:08,624 Well, I am just gonna put these in the dishwasher. 79 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:13,045 There's the birthday girl! 80 00:04:13,129 --> 00:04:15,381 Happy birthday. 81 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:18,009 I said it first. 82 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:20,052 Hey, Grandpa Bob. 83 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:22,096 Ooh! Look at you. 84 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:25,474 You are so darn beautiful. 85 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:29,312 Those Pinciotti genes are strong like a bull. 86 00:04:30,146 --> 00:04:31,272 Bull-something. 87 00:04:32,565 --> 00:04:34,358 That milk's for the party! 88 00:04:36,736 --> 00:04:39,322 I mean, happy birthday, honey. 89 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,408 Happy birthday, kiddo. 90 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:43,993 Is Grandma all right? 91 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:46,162 I'd lay low. 92 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:53,377 If you don't even know how I spell my name, 93 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:55,129 what else do you not know about me? 94 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,423 I don't know what I don't know, Nik. 95 00:04:58,883 --> 00:05:02,470 Ask me something about your boobs. I can draw those on a napkin. 96 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,514 You're buying us lunch on your birthday? 97 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:09,602 I felt like I needed to thank you guys for taking care of me this week. 98 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:10,853 I wasn't too bad, was I? 99 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,276 Oh, you weren't kidding. 100 00:05:17,777 --> 00:05:22,239 I'm glad you finally realized it's dumb to let a man waste so much of your time. 101 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,157 That's our job. 102 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:27,036 You're right. I'm going to have a great birthday. 103 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:29,288 All that moping around stuff is in the past. 104 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:30,331 Good. 105 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:33,042 'Cause Jay and Serena just walked in. 106 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:35,711 This is bad. She's gonna have a relapse. 107 00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:40,716 Yeah. Leia, you don't need this right now. Let's just get outta here. 108 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,426 Seriously, guys, I'm fine. 109 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:45,096 I'm gonna go over there and say hi like a normal person. 110 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:48,724 How's it going, turkeys? 111 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:52,686 I like her body language. Strong, assertive. 112 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:54,271 She just picked up a pickle. 113 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:57,483 So today's my birthday. 114 00:05:57,566 --> 00:06:00,152 New year, startin' fresh. The big one-five. 115 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,740 Aww, that's so cute! I barely even remember turning 15. 116 00:06:04,824 --> 00:06:06,200 I think I was in the Bahamas. 117 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,701 Me too! 118 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:08,994 But you're here right now. 119 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:10,454 No, you're here. 120 00:06:11,122 --> 00:06:13,165 Anywhistle, big party tonight. 121 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:16,335 My grandma's inviting her bridge club, so the roof shall be raised. 122 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:20,005 Actually, I'm so rude. You guys should come. 123 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,175 -Are you sure? -Of course. 124 00:06:23,259 --> 00:06:26,554 I want all my friends and their new girlfriends at my party. 125 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,973 Okay, great. We'll be there. 126 00:06:29,682 --> 00:06:31,976 As will I. Cannot wait. 127 00:06:34,854 --> 00:06:36,897 I just ruined my birthday. 128 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:41,152 This is where you're supposed to tell me I didn't just ruin my birthday. 129 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:42,194 But you did. 130 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:44,780 This pickle's bad luck! 131 00:06:45,281 --> 00:06:47,116 Don't put your demon pickle near me. 132 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:55,791 You wanna lose that hand? 133 00:06:56,375 --> 00:07:01,505 You know, it's hard to take the joy out of a cupcake. 134 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,090 But you did. 135 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:07,887 Well, if you don't wanna help me, you can go sit in the living room 136 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:11,223 and talk to Bob about his prosthetic testicle. 137 00:07:12,725 --> 00:07:14,393 Why did you have to invite him? 138 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:18,147 I don't know what you're getting worked up about. He's Leia's grandpa too. 139 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,565 I blame Eric. 140 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:24,570 There's only one girl in the world with Bob as her dad, 141 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:27,031 and he had to pick her. 142 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,075 Hey there, what's cookin'? 143 00:07:30,743 --> 00:07:32,661 -'Cause we're in the kitchen. -Oh. 144 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:35,581 Damn it. 145 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:39,627 We said his name three times and summoned him like Beetlejuice. 146 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:44,673 I'm gonna make my famous clam dip for the party. 147 00:07:44,757 --> 00:07:47,885 Oh, that's sweet, but we have plenty of food for tonight. 148 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,763 I know, but the kids are gonna want something good. 149 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:54,934 I was thawing a ham in there. 150 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:58,062 I'm just excited. 151 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:02,274 You know, I went all out on Leia's birthday gift this year. 152 00:08:02,358 --> 00:08:04,652 I got her a karaoke machine. 153 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:08,864 -Aren't those things expensive? -Oh yeah. 154 00:08:08,948 --> 00:08:10,574 I left the price tag on. 155 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,953 'Cause I want her to… 156 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:16,038 …remember how much I love her. 157 00:08:16,956 --> 00:08:19,250 I need a minute! 158 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,255 This guy thinks he can run my party? 159 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,799 Clam my ham? No, sir! 160 00:08:28,092 --> 00:08:30,553 You can rinse off your ham, Kitty. 161 00:08:31,095 --> 00:08:34,682 My 20 bucks is getting its ass kicked by a karaoke machine. 162 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:37,101 Well, then, step it up, Red. 163 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,645 You've got twice the balls, act like it. 164 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,733 You guys, I think I figured out 165 00:08:44,817 --> 00:08:47,111 why I invited Jay and his girlfriend to my party. 166 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,028 You ready? 167 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:49,655 I'm not over Jay. 168 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:53,075 -Oh my God. No way. -What? 169 00:08:54,994 --> 00:08:56,287 I know! 170 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:57,830 I'm surprised too. 171 00:08:58,539 --> 00:08:59,790 And it's all my fault. 172 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,458 Because, guys… 173 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,460 -I'm Brenda. -Brenda? 174 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:06,297 -Brenda Walsh, from 90210. 175 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:09,717 Brenda obsesses over the guy, but she never goes for the guy. 176 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:05,230 All my life, people told me I was running away. 177 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,315 But, really, 178 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:08,817 I've been running to something. 179 00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:10,110 It's me, isn't it? 180 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:11,654 It is. 181 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:23,791 Hey, Leia. I'm DJing a party tonight. You wanna come? It's gonna be fresh. 182 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,834 Not now, David. 183 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:28,962 It's because I'm a freshman, isn't it? 184 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,887 So Brenda's the passive, overly dramatic doormat. 185 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,555 This makes sense now. 186 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,140 I know, right? 187 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:42,142 But you know who always gets the guy? 188 00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:45,479 Kelly, the popular blonde with the rich-girl attitude. 189 00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:02,037 All my life, people told me I was running away. 190 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:03,539 But, really, 191 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:05,708 I've been running to something. 192 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,000 It's me, isn't it? 193 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:08,085 No, bitch. It's me. 194 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,631 -Leia? -It's Kelly. 195 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:16,593 Hey, guys. I'm DJing a party tonight. You wanna come? It's gonna be fresh. 196 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,053 Not now, David. 197 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:22,057 It's because I'm a freshman, isn't it? 198 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,605 I like it. Mind if I riff on it a little bit? 199 00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:39,491 Hey, guys. I'm DJing a party. It's gonna be fresh. 200 00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:42,619 This totally rad breakdancer's gonna be there. Check it. 201 00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:45,205 Drop that beat. 202 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,347 That's the coolest kid I've ever seen! 203 00:12:07,478 --> 00:12:08,729 Really, dude? 204 00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:10,606 David don't lie. 205 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:14,777 When Jay and Serena show up at my party, I'm gonna show 'em what's what. 206 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,278 Kelly-style. 207 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,864 This is why we get paid 30% less than men. 208 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,659 What happened to not obsessing over Jay? 209 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,244 I'm not obsessing. 210 00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:26,747 I'm just gonna change how I look and how I act and how I think 211 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:27,664 to win him back. 212 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,419 -Hey! What was that for? -To snap you out of it. 213 00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:33,462 Dude! 214 00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:35,088 Hey! 215 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,423 Ow. Stop. 216 00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:38,592 I am the wrong audience for this. 217 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:39,760 Ow! 218 00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,845 -I got the gift. 219 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,472 -Where's Bob? -Oh. 220 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:44,848 Well… 221 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,309 He was driving me crazy, so I… 222 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:50,103 I put some cold medicine in his iced tea. 223 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,774 And some in his potato salad. 224 00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:56,860 Some more in his pudding. 225 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,907 He just… He wouldn't go down, Red. It was like… drugging a rhino. 226 00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:06,119 Anyhoo, he's fast asleep upstairs. 227 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:09,498 Wait till you see what I got Leia. 228 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:14,086 Bob went expensive, but I went thoughtful. 229 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,338 You sweet, sweet man. 230 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,424 Her own cordless drill. 231 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,055 You stupid, stupid man. 232 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:29,184 But it's a great gift. It gives her independence. 233 00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:33,188 She can fix things on her own. Take care of herself. 234 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:37,109 Why are you looking at me like that? 235 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,153 Did I not say it was cordless? 236 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,409 Red, you need to think like a teenager. 237 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,703 What did you want when you were 15? 238 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,538 A vaccine for polio. 239 00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:53,208 All right. I'll keep looking. 240 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:56,461 Man… I must have been really tired. 241 00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,424 I fell asleep in the hallway. 242 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:05,012 Well… you know, that jet lag can be a killer. 243 00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:08,140 Let me get you some more iced tea. 244 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,106 Ooh! 245 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,609 Somebody brought their appetite. 246 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,653 So which one of my hors d'oeuvres do you like best? 247 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,281 This clam dip? Love! 248 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:27,868 Whoopsie. 249 00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:34,416 Okay, I've figured out high heels. You can let go now. 250 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,293 So you're gonna stand here and wait for Jay? 251 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,796 Yeah. And when he gets here, I'm gonna grab him and Kelly his face off. 252 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,803 This is so embarrassing. 253 00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:52,893 I thought I could win back Jay, but he didn't even care enough to show. 254 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:54,686 I get it. 255 00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:57,689 No one came to watch me DJ at the Peach Pit. 256 00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,733 Not even Donna Martin. 257 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:00,692 It's the worst. 258 00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:03,737 What was she like? I mean, between scenes? 259 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:05,948 What do you mean, "scenes"? 260 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,784 Never mind. 261 00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:12,454 Thank you for coming to my birthday, David. 262 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,915 -You were always my favorite. -I'll take it. 263 00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,462 Who are you talking to? 264 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,880 Uh, David. Nobody. 265 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,424 This is stupid. 266 00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:26,426 I wasted my whole birthday thinking about Jay, 267 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,011 and he's clearly moved on. 268 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,221 I'm done being pathetic. 269 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:30,222 Finally! 270 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,724 -Move, he's here! Move, he's here! 271 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:35,727 Grandpa Bob? 272 00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:38,647 You mean Grandpa Tom Jones. 273 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,859 I'm here to sing your birthday song on your birthday gift. 274 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,696 You're gonna sing? In front of my friends? In that jacket? 275 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:46,905 I'll be over here. 276 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,783 Tom Jones? 277 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:54,162 More like Tom groans getting up from the couch. Am I right? 278 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,873 I am right. 279 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:02,004 Wrong song, but, hey, the show must go on. 280 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:06,842 I'd like to dedicate this song to my beautiful granddaughter, Leia. 281 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,218 This one's for you. 282 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,469 Oh no. 283 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,356 Hey, it worked out. It's a birthday song. 284 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,316 This is not a birthday song. 285 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,943 We'll ride it out together. 286 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,122 This is our song. 287 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,460 It was playing on the radio the first time you let me touch your butt. 288 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,004 Oh, you remembered! 289 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:50,552 Wanna get some air? 290 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,512 Oh God, yes. 291 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,226 Bob. Nobody's relaxed. 292 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,398 Seems like you might have had a rough night, kiddo. 293 00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:07,110 I've only been 15 for a day, and so far I don't like it. 294 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,904 I mean, nothing's gone right. 295 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,781 It's like I don't know what I'm doing. 296 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:11,865 Well, 297 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,118 everything's not gonna go right. 298 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,954 Give yourself a break. You're half dumbass. 299 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,250 It's just… 300 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:26,338 Everyone else seems to have it all figured out and I'm just making it all up. 301 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,674 Well, I hate to break it to you, kid, 302 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:34,346 but we're all just making it up as we go along. 303 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,099 So don't be so hard on yourself. 304 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,184 Thanks, Grandpa. 305 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,437 Oh. Hey, wait. 306 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,314 Don't you want your present? 307 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,991 A car? You got me a car? 308 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,827 It belonged to your father. 309 00:17:57,536 --> 00:18:01,331 Tomorrow, we'll get your learner's permit, and I'll teach you how to drive. Okay? 310 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,333 Thank you, Grandpa. 311 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,293 This is the best present I've ever gotten. 312 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,461 Oh… 313 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,089 Be sure to say that to Grandpa Bob. 314 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,300 Happy birthday, kiddo. 315 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,722 You gave her the Vista Cruiser? 316 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,852 Man, you really creamed my jeans. 317 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:28,233 Can't you even lose like a normal person? 318 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,695 Now, Red, it wasn't a competition. 319 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,325 I wanted to do something nice for Leia. 320 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,996 You guys are lucky to spend all this time with her. 321 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:45,709 I don't want her to forget about her ol' Grandpa Bob. 322 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,877 Oh. 323 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:48,628 Damn it. 324 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,339 You're a good man, Bob. 325 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,135 Annoying as hell, but a good man. 326 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,929 Leia is lucky to have you. 327 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,640 You guys are makin' me emotional. 328 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,102 And I never cry. 329 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,856 Bob, you are welcome here anytime. 330 00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:10,233 Ooh. 331 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,527 I gotta see a man about a clam. 332 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,073 "Anytime"? 333 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,284 Red, he's family. 334 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:20,744 Eric! 335 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,336 Jay? 336 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,298 Hey. Mind if I come in? 337 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,008 Okay, but the party's over. 338 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,887 Yeah. I'm sorry I missed it. 339 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,681 It just didn't feel right to show up with Serena. 340 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,683 I still don't know why I invited her. 341 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,728 -I just wanted you to be there. -I wanted to be there too. 342 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:50,440 But… at least I can wish you a happy birthday. 343 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:53,235 You know? Before it's too late. 344 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,784 Whoa. Where did that come from? 345 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,911 I guess I'm just making it up as I go along. 346 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,876 -You need to break up with Serena. -Serena who? 347 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,258 Hey, you wanna go for a drive? 348 00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:18,134 Yeah, but I don't have a car. 349 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,594 Not a problem. 350 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,186 -Hey, we kissed. -I know. 351 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,480 This is the best birthday. 352 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:37,195 Just be cool. 353 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,281 You mean, for the first time in my life?!