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‎奶酪节

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‎（威斯康辛密尔沃基最新动态）

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‎又一个奶酪节

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‎等等

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‎密尔沃基有场仓库锐舞派对

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‎我要去 我想去个用不着忍耐的地方

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‎-你一直在忍耐吗？
‎-你根本想不到

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‎我是不知道

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‎上次我去锐舞排队时
‎我足足两天两夜没睡

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‎事实证明 如果一颗薄荷糖
‎要价40块 那就不是普通的薄荷糖

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‎好故事 但我还是想去

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‎你们知道我想要什么吗？

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‎别说是杰伊

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‎杰伊

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‎他没吻我的那天晚上 真是太火辣了

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‎那是什么意思？我们会怎么样？

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‎我要不要把腿后面的汗毛刮了？

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‎莉亚 把你所有的个人价值
‎都交付在一名男性手中

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‎那就全都白白浪费了

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‎这就是生活在
‎压迫性父权社会中的恶果

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‎她读了《暴女宣言》之后
‎就开始喋喋不休讲个不停

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‎我想成为女权主义者

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‎在大学里

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‎但是 现在 我真的想要个男朋友

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‎你没吻她？

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‎来自点域镇凯尔索家的杰伊凯尔索？

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‎整个镇上最淫荡的家庭？

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‎我不知道我是怎么了

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‎我是说 我脑海里总有个声音
‎在说：“捏爆她的奶子 老兄”

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‎这声音一直在我耳边 所以这很正常

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‎奇怪的是 那天有另一个
‎十分甜美的声音跟我说：“不 哥们

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‎打动她的芳心”

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‎嘿 等等 你知道
‎这意味着什么吧？你喜欢她

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‎不会吧…是吗？

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‎不会吧

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‎没错 那个甜美的声音就是这个意思
‎你终于把她当作平等的人来看待了

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‎太诡异了

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‎莉亚 我不确定
‎你是不是已经准备好接受杰伊了

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‎他是个花花公子

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‎你才刚刚献出你的初吻
‎杰伊却已经在湖里跟人打炮了

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‎我甚至不愿意在湖里洗脸

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‎我们可不希望你最终

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‎只是他的暑期炮友
‎在开学前就被他甩了

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‎上个劳动节可真是惨烈啊

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‎我从没见过那么多詹妮弗
‎在同一条车道上痛哭流涕

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‎你得赶紧把这事情了结了

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‎告诉莉亚你喜欢她就好 我们走吧

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‎我办不到

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‎我爸总跟我说
‎千万不要先跟女孩子说你喜欢她

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‎这样她们就全权掌控了这段感情关系

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‎才不是这样的

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‎是我先对妮基下手的
‎而现在完全由我说了算

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‎没错 宝贝

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‎老兄 她让你戴着她爸以前的
‎医用传呼机 以防她有什么需要

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‎嘿 我只会在紧急情况下使用

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‎-没错 就像昨晚
‎-昨晚你需要什么来着？

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‎口香糖

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‎紧急口香糖

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‎你们真的了解杰伊吗？

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‎男人才不会
‎假装这么贴心呢 这有什么意义？

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‎教她可真费劲

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‎好吧 听着 如果你铁了心
‎要跟那个湖中猛男约会

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‎至少得机灵点

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‎别就这么对他投怀送抱

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‎你是女神 掌控自己的权力

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‎你说得对

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‎-我要确保她先来找我表白
‎-我要确保他先来找我表白

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‎一 二 三 四

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‎在街上闲逛

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‎和上周没什么两样

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‎没什么事好做 就跟你唠唠嗑

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‎这样挺好 这样挺好

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‎你好 威斯康辛！

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‎（90年代秀）

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‎我喜欢《法律与秩序》

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‎第一部分是关于法律的
‎第二部分是关于秩序的

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‎非常令人满足

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‎没错 标题差不多就是这么说的

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‎还有《亲爱的 我把孩子缩小了》

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‎他把孩子缩小了
‎现在他不得不告诉他老婆

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‎我被剧透了个遍

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‎凯蒂 看电视的意义就在于

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‎我们不必彼此交流

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‎好吧 那我闭嘴

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‎我有没有告诉你
‎那天莉亚有多可爱吗？

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‎我们在用明星的名字给意大利面起名

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‎我想出了“斜管面与泰勒”

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‎她想出了“马基马克通心粉”

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‎你瞧 对她来说
‎我不只是她的奶奶 我是…

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‎我们是可以一块出去浪的朋友

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‎出去浪？

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‎你知道谁会
‎跟他们的父母一块出去浪吗？

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‎梅内德斯兄弟

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‎好吧

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‎我不喜欢谋杀

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‎但我挺喜欢他们的毛衣

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‎听着…

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‎我们不该和小毛孩做朋友

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‎他们总是在…吃拿卡要

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‎你刚转过身去一秒钟

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‎不知哪个蠢货
‎就在你的马桶里塞了一整条面包

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‎粗纹管面托尼丹扎

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‎粗纹管面托尼丹扎 莉亚

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‎所以你的计划就是
‎给自己浑身上下都抹上油

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‎然后蹲在外面
‎等着莉亚给你抛媚眼吗？

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‎你忘了 我还带着吉他

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‎好吧 抹太多油了

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‎你真做作

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‎她一定喜欢得不得了

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‎嗨 妮可

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‎我收到你的传呼
‎给你家打了电话 你妈说你在这儿

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‎我需要来个肩颈按摩

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‎没问题 宝贝

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‎确实完全由你说了算

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‎你认真的吗？

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‎你看起来像根淋湿的热狗

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‎谢了 格温

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‎嗨 美女

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‎杰伊 嗨

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‎我是说 嗨 贾伊 杰伊 贾伊

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‎贾伊

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‎贾伊

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‎我喜欢这名字

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‎这可以作为你对我的可爱昵称

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‎好的

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‎不好 我们走吧

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‎或者你可以留在这儿

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‎比如 跟贾伊…一块聊聊

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‎-我可以跟你谈谈吗？
‎-当然可以

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‎好

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‎你为啥活像杰伊的皮条客似的？

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‎我想让他勾搭上莉亚
‎这样他就不会来烦我和内特了

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‎他们会共享甜筒
‎杰伊得了接吻病 结果我也得了

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‎我不想让她成为
‎杰伊的另一个暑期炮友

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‎不会的 他是真的喜欢她

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‎那他可以像个绅士一样约她出去

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‎他不会这么做的

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‎他的家规之类的不允许他这么做

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‎好吧 嗯 她也不会
‎看来我们没什么好说的了

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‎明白了吧 关键在于动动手指

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‎我能感觉到你在我耳边说话

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‎莉亚

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‎抱歉 我得走了

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‎这怎么会没用呢？

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‎我的意思是 我甚至问我爸
‎借来他的CK一号到处都喷

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‎你闻上去真香

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‎能给我匀一点吗 老兄？

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‎来吧

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‎谁在呼我？

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‎哪位

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‎嗨 克莱恩医生

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‎是个医生 他以为我是妮基的爸爸

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‎快挂了

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‎或者…

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‎嗯哼

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‎没错 我同意这应该被切除

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‎好的 很棒

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‎再见

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‎老兄

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‎我刚刚成了名医生

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‎肃然起敬 老兄

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‎老兄医生

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‎-嗨
‎-早上好

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‎你怎么进我房间的？

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‎我从窗户爬进来的

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‎那我们该聊些什么？
‎杰伊？好的 没问题

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‎我觉得你该去追他

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‎-不行
‎-为什么不行？

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‎这是怎么回事？

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‎你不是应该
‎用你的肉体控制我哥哥的人生吗？

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‎他就像一头性奋的僵尸

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‎嗯 莉亚 内特和我有两张
‎今晚的《永远的蝙蝠侠》电影票

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‎但我在想 你和杰伊没准用得上

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‎在黑暗中…勾勾搭搭…
‎周围也没有烦人的家伙

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‎我很乐意…婉拒了哈
‎因为我今晚有安排了

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‎真的吗？

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‎跟我说说你有什么“安排”

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‎我们要去…

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‎密尔沃基的锐舞派对

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‎对

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‎没错 锐舞派对

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‎我以为在你被邻居家的狗门

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‎卡住之后 就准备暂别锐舞派对了

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‎我以为那是纳尼亚的入口

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‎那不是

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‎如果你们全都要去这个
‎货真价实的锐舞派对 那我们也要去

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‎酷 到时候见

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‎锐舞派对？你为什么要这么说？

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‎纯粹出于一己之私

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‎我不行

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‎锐舞派对既危险又违法
‎而且那里的卫生间到底什么状况？

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‎我有公厕恐惧症
‎我在图书馆里几乎都尿不出来

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‎放松 那里会有很多卫生间的

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‎每个人都要去那里打炮和嗑药

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‎什么？算了

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‎我…这已经远超出了我的舒适区

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‎再说了 我爷爷奶奶是不会让我去的

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‎那就撒谎吧

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‎对着他们可爱的小脸蛋？

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‎我这辈子都做不到

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‎电影？听起来很有趣

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‎对 《永远的蝙蝠侠》

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‎-得到了相当锐意的热评
‎-伙计

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00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:20,454
‎不是锐意的热评 而是好坏参半

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‎你发现了！我撒谎了

206
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:24,917
‎我是说 去看电影的事我没撒谎

207
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‎但那些锐…热评 我撒了谎

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00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,045
‎我们该走了

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‎再见 奶奶 再见 爷爷
‎今晚锐得愉快

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‎好好看电影

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‎他们在撒谎

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00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:43,018
‎莉亚是不会这么对我的
‎她是我的意面搭档

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00:10:43,102 --> 00:10:47,106
‎该死 我忘了告诉她“直面墨菲”了

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‎哇

215
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,116
‎那些女孩都是半裸着的

216
00:10:58,534 --> 00:10:59,868
‎真是太可怕了

217
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‎-为什么你闻起来活像猫尿？
‎-为了和莉亚水到渠成

218
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,378
‎我在身上喷了很多这种信息素香水

219
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,672
‎是我通过健美杂志后面的广告买来的

220
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‎老虎汗水

221
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:15,634
‎太牛逼了

222
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:18,137
‎这种气味会让女士们无法抗拒

223
00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:20,973
‎这辆小货车闻起来好像厕所

224
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,351
‎我有种不祥的预感
‎我们好像忘了什么事情

225
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,271
‎-我有带荧光棒吗？
‎-带了

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‎奶嘴我也都带了吗？

227
00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,524
‎没有 但我带了

228
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,485
‎我们还能忘带什么呢？

229
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‎奥兹！

230
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:45,664
‎我在车道上发现了这玩意儿

231
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:51,378
‎你还认为他们在看电影吗？

232
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‎哦 我们先…

233
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,965
‎我们先别急着下结论

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‎奥兹 亲爱的

235
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‎为什么你看起来像是
‎我嗑了安眠药之后梦见的东西？

236
00:12:06,477 --> 00:12:07,686
‎他暂且

237
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:09,772
‎不肯说

238
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:14,735
‎说吧…我的孙女在哪里？

239
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,654
‎在和我妈谈过之前
‎我是什么都不会说的

240
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:21,575
‎除非你开口说话
‎否则你再也见不到你妈了

241
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‎行 好吧

242
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,331
‎她去了“关你”

243
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,710
‎总算现在有点进展了

244
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,213
‎“关你”在哪里？

245
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:35,881
‎关你屁事

246
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‎哦 雷德
‎你简直…你简直就是自投罗网啊

247
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:50,354
‎-你怎么能不等奥兹就直接开走了？
‎-什么？可别怪我

248
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,398
‎我在给人安排输血 所以有点分心了

249
00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:56,193
‎-什么？
‎-别担心

250
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,948
‎卫生间的事情你说对了 太疯狂了

251
00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:03,075
‎有个女孩还坐在马桶上就想过来抱我

252
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‎我受够了
‎我要表现得成熟点 好好跟杰伊谈谈

253
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‎拿着我的奶嘴

254
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‎嘿 杰伊

255
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:17,714
‎我们能不能就这么好好聊聊
‎而不是像现在这样不知道在做啥？

256
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,508
‎很高兴你这么说了

257
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:22,427
‎我们本来挺好的
‎结果现在大家都掺和进来了

258
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,555
‎-然后就变得诡异起来了
‎-没错

259
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:28,934
‎不如 我们数到三
‎然后一块说出各自的感受

260
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:29,935
‎好啊

261
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,395
‎一、二、三

262
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,480
‎-我喜欢你
‎-我就知道

263
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,233
‎什么？不 你耍了我

264
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,943
‎没关系 你已经说出来了

265
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:42,614
‎我的天啊 大家都是对的
‎你…你是个花花公子

266
00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:45,033
‎嘿 对于像我这样跟许多漂亮妞

267
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:47,286
‎约会过的帅哥来说
‎这是个丑恶的刻板印象

268
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,788
‎你知道吗？我确实喜欢你

269
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:53,584
‎但我喜欢的是那个
‎在车上既贴心又真诚的家伙

270
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,044
‎而不是这家伙 这家伙烂透了

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‎行 没关系 不管你喜不喜欢我

272
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:03,385
‎这个仓库里到处都是辣妹
‎而我闻起来像只老虎

273
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,680
‎像…老虎的屁眼

274
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,476
‎这里也有不少男生
‎今晚谁玩得更开心 我们等着瞧

275
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,353
‎你还没见过我的舞步呢

276
00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:17,649
‎我的胳膊怎么了？
‎它感受到了音乐 这就是原因

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00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,277
‎那就祝你好运啦

278
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,998
‎杰伊瞧见我有多开心了吗？

279
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:37,085
‎很难说 有那么多女孩围着他

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‎砰！

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00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:39,796
‎嗨呀！

282
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:41,673
‎空手道！

283
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,552
‎我得加把劲了

284
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:50,891
‎你没事吧？

285
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,435
‎你需要医疗救助吗？

286
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,811
‎那家伙是个医生

287
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:57,940
‎照X光！

288
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,067
‎哪个？

289
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,153
‎全都要！

290
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:06,239
‎奥兹…

291
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,116
‎亲爱的…

292
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,871
‎显然 你在这套装束上费了很大功夫

293
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:19,503
‎-感谢你注意到了
‎-这个波浪花边的针脚 哇哦！

294
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,715
‎我想让你知道 我认识到了你的价值

295
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,134
‎我为你感到骄傲

296
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:31,473
‎你的小蛋蛋真是让我为之倾倒

297
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,322
‎好吧 福尔曼太太
‎我会告诉你莉亚在哪里

298
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:48,573
‎看到了吗 雷德？

299
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:51,994
‎如果你信任他们 尊重他们

300
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,912
‎他们就会对你坦诚相待

301
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,248
‎莉亚在密尔沃基的锐舞派对上

302
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,542
‎那个撒谎的小贱人

303
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:10,053
‎你一直在回复我爸的医用传呼吗？

304
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,805
‎我做得可棒了 妮可

305
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,307
‎我被邀请去参加丹佛的一个会议

306
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,229
‎他跟人勾搭上了

307
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,690
‎我该怎么办？

308
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:25,110
‎也许不要只跟我一块跳舞了

309
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,236
‎我在考虑

310
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,466
‎该死 我特喵的完蛋了

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‎没错

312
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,099
‎所以 目前为止
‎我和男人最深入的交流

313
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,393
‎就是跟我爷爷在锐舞派对上拉拉扯扯

314
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,022
‎没事 这也不算毫无进展了
‎至少他带你回家了

315
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,567
‎这不好笑 格温 他会杀了我的

316
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,111
‎对不起 感觉这似乎是我的错

317
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,905
‎因为这确实都是你的错

318
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,950
‎我本想让你振作起来 但说实话

319
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,286
‎那个暴女文化
‎之类的东西 我只是略知皮毛

320
00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:19,456
‎但是 真要我说的话 最重要的是

321
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,293
‎你该做任何你想做的事情
‎不该有任何人来阻拦你

322
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,211
‎也包括我

323
00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:29,466
‎所以 如果你还喜欢杰伊的话
‎那就去找他吧

324
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,261
‎今晚过后
‎我已经不知道自己想要什么了

325
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,224
‎不管怎样 我可能先该跟我爷爷分手

326
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,478
‎格温 出去

327
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,064
‎这是“关你”

328
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,235
‎关你屁事

329
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,449
‎我真的很抱歉 各位

330
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:58,120
‎但是 奶奶 你该知道
‎我心中只有奶油白酱后悔宽面

331
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:00,664
‎行 那就好

332
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,166
‎但奶奶很生气

333
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,460
‎我对你太失望了

334
00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:08,839
‎你利用了我的信任 我的爱

335
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,842
‎还拿走了我所有好用的安全别针

336
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,469
‎-我确实犯了个错
‎-嗯哼

337
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:16,429
‎好吧 你将禁足一周

338
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:20,308
‎不准看电视 不准玩任天堂
‎还有那个你很喜欢的绿草娃娃？

339
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,145
‎我要把它放在冰箱里直到它死掉

340
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,107
‎雷德 你还有什么要补充的吗？

341
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,483
‎没了

342
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:32,487
‎只是…我们很高兴你安全到家了 孩子

343
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:35,073
‎就这？

344
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:41,329
‎嗯 我已经看了不少《法律与秩序》
‎我知道必须得有个人来扮演好警察

345
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,664
‎那么 我是坏警察咯？

346
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,251
‎我喜欢

347
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:50,380
‎-这就是你一直以来的感受吗？
‎-哦 当然啦

348
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,716
‎你真坏

349
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,096
‎-哦 你们呀
‎-没错 不 回你的房间去

350
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,439
‎-嘿
‎-嘿 我听说你被禁足了

351
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:08,815
‎我也被骂了

352
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:11,818
‎那个老虎汗水之类的东西
‎在我们的地毯上烧了个洞

353
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,445
‎现在我妈气死了

354
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:17,991
‎听着…我只是想为事情的进展道歉

355
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,410
‎没关系

356
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,120
‎我们都有点情绪上头了

357
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:25,582
‎听着…我确实是你以为的那种人

358
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,001
‎好吗？我不想再处处留情了

359
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:32,797
‎不如 我们数到三
‎然后一块说出各自的感受？

360
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,133
‎-这次是真的
‎-好的

361
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,302
‎一、二、三

362
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,554
‎-我喜欢你
‎-我觉得我们还是做朋友比较好

363
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,392
‎等等 做朋友？

364
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,604
‎-对
‎-就像罗斯和瑞秋？

365
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,566
‎更像乔伊和钱德勒

366
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,987
‎夏天没那么长 别把事情搞复杂了

367
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,198
‎那么做朋友？

368
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,408
‎当然 做朋友

369
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,411
‎做朋友？他说完那些话之后？

370
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:05,163
‎我真是搞不懂

371
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,414
‎他也是

372
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,541
‎现在所有权力都归我了

373
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:10,710
‎这是个战略举措

374
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:14,214
‎我玩弄了花花公子
‎我用了凯尔索的招数来对付凯尔索

375
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:17,425
‎我…需要你来告诉我
‎我没把这一切都搞砸

376
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,053
‎太有心机 太狡猾了

377
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:21,721
‎我喜欢

378
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,392
‎嘿！我还在生气呢

379
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,893
‎少说话 多锐舞

380
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