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Cheese festival.
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Cheese festival.
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Another cheese festival.
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Hold up.
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There's a warehouse rave in Milwaukee.
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I need this. I want to go somewhere
where I don't have to hold back.
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You've been holding back?
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You have no idea.
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I don't know.
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Last time I went to a rave,
I stayed up for two days.
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Turns out, if a mint is 40 bucks,
it's not a mint.
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Great story.
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I still want to go.
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You know what I want?
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Don't say Jay.
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Jay.
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It was so hot when he didn't kiss me
on the car the other night.
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What does it mean? Where is it going?
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Should I start shaving
the back of my legs?
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Leia, placing all of your value
in the hands of a man
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is just giving it away,
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and the result of living
in an oppressive patriarchal society.
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She read the "Riot Grrrl Manifesto"
and won't shut up about it.
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I want to be a feminist.
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In college.
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But right now,
I really, really, really want a boyfriend.
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You didn't kiss her?
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Jay Kelso, of the Point Place Kelsos?
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The horniest family in town?
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I don't know what came over me.
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I mean, there's one voice in my head
saying, "Honk her boob, bro."
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But he's always there, so that's normal.
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The weird part was there was
this other sweet voice saying, "No, bro."
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"Honk her heart."
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Hey, wait.
You know what this means, right?
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You like her.
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No… Right?
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No.
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Yes, that's what that sweet voice means.
You're seeing her as a person.
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Weird.
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Leia, I'm not sure
if you're ready for Jay.
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He's a player.
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You just had your first kiss.
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Jay's had sex in a lake.
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I don't even like
to put my face in a lake.
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We don't want you to end up being
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some summer hookup
he dumps before school starts.
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Last Labor Day was a massacre.
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I've never seen so many Jennifers
crying in the same driveway.
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You need to close the deal ASAP.
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Just tell Leia you like her. Let's go.
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I can't.
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My dad always told me
to never tell a girl you like her first.
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It gives them all the control
in the relationship.
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That's not true.
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I made the first move with Nikki,
and I am totally in the driver's seat.
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That's right, babe.
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Dude, she makes you wear her dad's old
doctor pager in case she needs something.
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Hey, I only use it for emergencies.
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-Yeah, like last night.
-And what did you need last night?
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Gum.
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Emergency gum.
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Are you guys sure about Jay?
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A guy's not just gonna
pretend to be sweet.
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What would be the point of that?
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We don't get paid enough.
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Okay, look. If you're dead set
on dating that lake humper,
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at least be smart about it.
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Don't throw yourself at him.
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You are a goddess. Own your power.
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You're right.
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I'm going to make sure…
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-…he comes to me first.
-…she comes to me first.
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-One, two, three, four!
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Now, I love Law & Order.
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The first part is about law,
and the second part is about order.
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It's very satisfying.
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Yep, the title pretty much explains it.
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Like Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
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He shrunk his kids,
and now he has to tell his wife.
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I'm all caught up.
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Kitty, the whole point of watching TV
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is so we don't have to talk to each other.
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All right, I'll hush up.
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Did I tell you how adorable
Leia was the other day?
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We were coming up with
celebrity pasta names.
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I said Penne and Teller.
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She said Marky Markaroni.
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You know, I… I'm more than
just a grandma to her. I'm…
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We are friends and hang out.
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Hang out?
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You know who hung out with their parents?
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The Menendez brothers.
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Well.
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I'm not a fan of the murders.
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But a big fan of the sweaters.
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Look…
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We are not meant to be friends with kids.
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They're always eating, taking…
clogging things.
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You turn your back for one second,
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and some dumbass has put
a loaf of bread in your toilet.
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Oh!
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Rigatony Danza!
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Rigatony Danza! Leia! Leia!
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So your plan is to just oil yourself up
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and wait out here
for Leia to catch a hot glimpse?
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You forgot. I also brought my guitar.
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Okay, too much oil.
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Ugh! You're so cheesy.
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She's gonna love it.
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Hey, Nik. I got your page.
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I called your house,
but your mom said you were here.
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I need some of this on my shoulders.
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Oh. 'Course, babe.
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-Yeah, you're in the driver's seat.
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Seriously?
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You look like a wet hot dog.
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Thanks, Gwen.
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Hey, girl.
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Jay, hi.
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I mean, hi, Jai. Jay. Jai.
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Jai.
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Jai.
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I like that.
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That can be your cute nickname for me.
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Okay.
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Not okay. Let's go.
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Or you can stay here.
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You know, hang with… Jai.
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-Could I talk to you for a second?
-Sure.
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Okay.
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Why are you acting like Jay's pimp?
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I'm trying to get him coupled up with Leia
so he'll leave me and Nate alone.
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They share ice cream cones.
When Jay had mono, I got it.
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I don't want her to be
another one of Jay's summer lays.
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It's not like that. He actually likes her.
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Then he can ask her out like a gentleman.
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He won't do that.
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It's not allowed in his family
or something.
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Okay, well, she's not going to either,
so I guess we're done.
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See, it's all about moving the fingers.
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I can feel you talking in my ear.
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Leia!
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Sorry, I have to go.
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How did that not work?
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I mean, I even borrowed my dad's CK One
and put it everywhere.
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You smell great!
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Can I get a little of that, bro?
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Get in here!
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Who's paging me?
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Hello.
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Oh. Hi, Dr. Klein.
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It's some doctor.
He thinks I'm Nikki's dad.
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Hang up.
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Or…
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Uh-huh.
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Yes, I agree, that should be removed.
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Okay, sweet.
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Bye.
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Bro.
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I just doctored!
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Mad respect, bro.
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Doctor Bro.
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-Hi.
-Good morning.
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How did you get in my room?
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I climbed through the window.
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So what should we talk about?
Jay? Okay, sure.
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I think you should go for it.
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-I can't.
-Why not?
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What the hell is this?
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Shouldn't you be controlling
my brother's life with your body?
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He's like a zombie with a boner.
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So, Leia, Nate and I have
Batman Forever tickets tonight.
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But I was thinking,
you and Jay could use them
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and hang out… in the dark…
with no annoying people around.
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I would love to
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pass on that because I have plans tonight.
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Oh, really?
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Tell me more about these "plans."
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Um… we're going to, um…
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A rave in Milwaukee!
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Uh, yeah.
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Totally. A rave.
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I thought you were
taking a break from raves
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after you got stuck
in your neighbor's doggy door.
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I thought it was Narnia.
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It wasn't.
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Okay, well, if you're all going
to this totally real rave, then so are we.
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Cool. See you there.
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A rave?! Why did you say that?
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For purely selfish reasons.
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I can't.
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Raves are dangerous and illegal.
And what even is the bathroom situation?
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I'm a shy pee-er.
I can barely pee at the library.
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Relax. There'll be plenty of bathrooms.
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That's where everyone goes
to have sex and do drugs.
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What?! Forget it.
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I… This is way out of my comfort zone.
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Besides, my grandparents
would never let me go.
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Then lie.
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To their sweet little faces?
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I could never do that.
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A movie? That sounds fun.
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Yep. Batman Forever.
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-It's getting rave reviews.
-Dude.
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Um, I mean, not rave reviews.
Mixed reviews.
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You caught me! I lied!
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I mean, I didn't lie
about going to the movies.
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I lied about the rave…
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reviews!
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We should get going.
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Bye, Grandma. Bye, Grandpa.
Rave a good night!
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Enjoy the movie!
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They're lying.
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Oh, Leia wouldn't do that to me.
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She's my pasta pal.
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Oh, darn it. I forgot to tell her
about Spaghetti Murphy.
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Wow.
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Those girls are half naked.
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And it's terrible.
222
00:11:03,122 --> 00:11:04,456
Why do you smell like cat pee?
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To close the deal with Leia,
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I put on a bunch of these pheromones
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I bought from the back
of my bodybuilding magazine.
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Tiger Sweat.
227
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That's badass.
228
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Ladies find the scent irresistible.
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00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,556
Ugh! The van smells like ass.
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I got a terrible feeling
we didn't do something.
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-Did I bring the glow sticks?
-Yeah.
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Did I bring all the pacifiers?
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No, I did.
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What else could we be forgetting?
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Ozzie!
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I found this in the driveway.
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Still think they're at the movies?
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Well, let's…
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Let's not jump to conclusions.
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Ozzie, sweetie,
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why do you look like something
from one of my sleeping pill dreams?
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He's not talking.
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Yet.
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Now… where's my granddaughter?
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I'm not saying jack squat
until I talk to my mother.
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You'll never see your mother again
until you start talking.
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Okay, fine.
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She went to nunya.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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Where's nunya?
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Nunya business.
252
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Well, Red, you kinda…
You just kinda walked into that.
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-How could you drive off without Ozzie?
-What? Don't blame me.
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I was a little distracted
ordering a blood transfusion.
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-What?
-Don't worry about it.
256
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You were right about the bathroom.
It was crazy.
257
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Some girl tried to hug me on the toilet.
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I've had enough.
259
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,579
I'm gonna do the mature thing
and talk to Jay.
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Hold my binky.
261
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:13,627
Hey, Jay.
262
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:17,714
Um, can we just talk to each other
instead of whatever it is we're doing?
263
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,508
Oh, I'm so glad you said that.
264
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:22,427
We had a nice thing going,
and now everyone got involved.
265
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,555
-It just got weird.
-Exactly.
266
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:28,934
How about, on the count of three,
we both just say how we feel?
267
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,352
Great.
268
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,395
One, two, three.
269
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,480
-I like you.
-I knew it!
270
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:37,943
-What? No, you tricked me.
-Well, it doesn't matter. You said it.
271
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:42,614
Oh my God. Everyone's right.
You… You're a player.
272
00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:45,033
Hey. That's an ugly stereotype
273
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:47,286
for hot guys like me
who date lots of chicks.
274
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,788
You know what? I did like you.
275
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:53,584
I liked that guy on the car
who was sweet and sincere.
276
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,044
But not this guy. This guy sucks.
277
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:59,339
Well, fine. It doesn't matter
if you're into me or not.
278
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:01,925
There's a warehouse
full of hot girls in there,
279
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,385
and I smell like a tiger.
280
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,680
A tiger's butthole!
281
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,476
And there are guys in there too.
We'll see who has a better night.
282
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,353
And you haven't seen my moves.
283
00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:15,439
What happened to my arm?
284
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,649
It's feeling the music! That's what!
285
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:20,277
Okay. Good luck in there.
286
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,998
Is Jay seeing how much fun I'm having?
287
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:37,085
It's hard to tell.
He's surrounded by so many girls.
288
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:38,170
Pow.
289
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:39,963
Hi-yah!
290
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:41,673
Karate!
291
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,552
I need to step it up.
292
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:50,891
Are you okay?
293
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,435
Do you need medical help?
294
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,811
That guy's a doctor.
295
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:57,940
X-ray!
296
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,067
Which one?
297
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,153
All of them.
298
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:06,239
Ozzie…
299
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,116
Honey…
300
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,871
Obviously, you put a ton of work
into that costume.
301
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:15,499
Thank you for noticing.
302
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,377
I mean, the stitching on the rickrack.
303
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,503
Wow!
304
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,715
I want you to know that I see you.
305
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,301
And I'm proud of you.
306
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,888
And I am dazzled
307
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,473
by your little balls.
308
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,322
Okay, Mrs. Forman.
I'll tell you where Leia is.
309
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:48,573
See, Red?
310
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:51,994
If you trust them,
and you… you treat them with respect,
311
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,912
they will be honest with you.
312
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,248
Leia's at a rave in Milwaukee.
313
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,542
That lying little bitch.
314
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:10,053
You've been answering
my dad's doctor pages?
315
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,805
I did pretty well, Nik.
316
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,307
I got invited to a conference in Denver.
317
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,229
He's coupled off.
318
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,690
What should I do?
319
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:25,110
Maybe stop dancing with just me.
320
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,236
On it.
321
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,301
Yep.
322
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,099
So, to date,
the furthest I've gotten with a guy
323
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,393
was grinding on my grandpa at a rave.
324
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,022
Well, it's not nothing.
He took you home with him.
325
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,567
This isn't funny, Gwen.
He's gonna kill me.
326
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,111
I'm sorry. This kinda feels like my fault.
327
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,905
That's because it's all your fault.
328
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,950
I was trying to empower you,
but, to be honest,
329
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,286
I only skimmed
that whole riot grrrl thing.
330
00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:19,456
But, if I had to guess
what it's all about,
331
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,293
you should get to do what you want
without anyone holding you back,
332
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,211
including me.
333
00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:29,466
So, if you still want Jay,
then go get him.
334
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,261
After tonight, I don't know what I want.
335
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,890
Either way, I should probably
break up with my grandpa first.
336
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:40,852
Gwen.
337
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:41,937
Get out.
338
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,064
This is nunya.
339
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,235
Nunya business.
340
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,449
I'm so sorry, you guys.
341
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:58,120
But, Grandma, you should know,
I feel nothing but regrettuccine Alfredo.
342
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:00,664
Okay, that was good.
343
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,166
But Grandma's pissed.
344
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,460
I am so disappointed in you.
345
00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:08,839
You took advantage of my trust, my love,
346
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,842
and all of my good safety pins.
347
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,469
-I really messed up.
-Uh-huh.
348
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:16,429
Well, you are grounded for a week.
349
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,473
No cable, no Nintendo.
350
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:20,308
And that Chia Pet you like so much?
351
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,145
I'm gonna put it in the freezer
until it dies.
352
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,107
Red, do you have anything to add?
353
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,608
No.
354
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:32,487
Just that… we're glad
you're home safe, kiddo.
355
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,073
That's it?
356
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:41,329
Well, I've seen enough Law & Order
to know that there has to be a good cop.
357
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,664
So, I'm the bad cop?
358
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,251
Oh, I like this.
359
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:50,380
-Is this how you feel all the time?
-Oh yeah.
360
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,924
You are bad!
361
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,096
-Aw, you guys.
-Yeah, no. Go to your room.
362
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,270
Hey.
363
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,439
Hey. I heard you were grounded.
364
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:08,815
I got busted too.
365
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:11,818
That Tiger Sweat stuff
burned a hole in our carpet.
366
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,445
Now my mom's pissed.
367
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:17,991
Look… I just wanted to apologize
for how things went.
368
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,410
It's okay.
369
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,120
We both got kinda caught up in it.
370
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:25,582
Look, I really am the guy
you thought I was.
371
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,001
Okay? I'm done playing games.
372
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:32,797
How about, on the count of three,
we both say how we feel about each other?
373
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,133
-For real this time.
-Okay.
374
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,302
One, two, three.
375
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,554
-I like you.
-I think we should just be friends.
376
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,392
Wait, friends?
377
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,604
-Yeah.
-Like Ross and Rachel?
378
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,566
More like Joey and Chandler.
379
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,987
Look, the summer's not that long.
Let's not complicate it.
380
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,198
So, friends?
381
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,408
Sure. Friends.
382
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,411
Friends? After he said all that?
383
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:05,163
I'm so confused.
384
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,414
So is he.
385
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,541
Now I have all the power.
386
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:10,710
It was a move.
387
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:14,214
I played the player. I Kelsoed the Kelso.
388
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,507
I…
389
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,425
need you to tell me
I didn't screw it all up.
390
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,053
It's so manipulative and sneaky.
391
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:21,721
I love it.
392
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,392
Hey! I'm still mad.
393
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,893
Less talk, more rave.