1 00:00:08,426 --> 00:00:09,719 Cheese festival. 2 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:12,055 Cheese festival. 3 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,308 Another cheese festival. 4 00:00:16,851 --> 00:00:17,852 Hold up. 5 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:20,313 There's a warehouse rave in Milwaukee. 6 00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:23,483 I need this. I want to go somewhere where I don't have to hold back. 7 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,193 You've been holding back? 8 00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:26,944 You have no idea. 9 00:00:28,446 --> 00:00:29,280 I don't know. 10 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:32,492 Last time I went to a rave, I stayed up for two days. 11 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:36,162 Turns out, if a mint is 40 bucks, it's not a mint. 12 00:00:37,497 --> 00:00:38,581 Great story. 13 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:40,166 I still want to go. 14 00:00:40,792 --> 00:00:42,251 You know what I want? 15 00:00:42,335 --> 00:00:43,169 Don't say Jay. 16 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,253 Jay. 17 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:48,299 It was so hot when he didn't kiss me on the car the other night. 18 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,218 What does it mean? Where is it going? 19 00:00:50,301 --> 00:00:52,095 Should I start shaving the back of my legs? 20 00:00:53,638 --> 00:00:56,849 Leia, placing all of your value in the hands of a man 21 00:00:56,933 --> 00:00:58,142 is just giving it away, 22 00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:01,270 and the result of living in an oppressive patriarchal society. 23 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:04,649 She read the "Riot Grrrl Manifesto" and won't shut up about it. 24 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,568 I want to be a feminist. 25 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:09,570 In college. 26 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:14,158 But right now, I really, really, really want a boyfriend. 27 00:01:14,659 --> 00:01:15,868 You didn't kiss her? 28 00:01:16,369 --> 00:01:18,746 Jay Kelso, of the Point Place Kelsos? 29 00:01:19,539 --> 00:01:21,499 The horniest family in town? 30 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,835 I don't know what came over me. 31 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:27,463 I mean, there's one voice in my head saying, "Honk her boob, bro." 32 00:01:27,547 --> 00:01:29,382 But he's always there, so that's normal. 33 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:35,471 The weird part was there was this other sweet voice saying, "No, bro." 34 00:01:35,972 --> 00:01:37,181 "Honk her heart." 35 00:01:38,224 --> 00:01:40,560 Hey, wait. You know what this means, right? 36 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:41,477 You like her. 37 00:01:42,061 --> 00:01:43,771 No… Right? 38 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:45,731 No. 39 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:50,486 Yes, that's what that sweet voice means. You're seeing her as a person. 40 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:51,571 Weird. 41 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,241 Leia, I'm not sure if you're ready for Jay. 42 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:56,576 He's a player. 43 00:01:56,659 --> 00:01:58,244 You just had your first kiss. 44 00:01:58,327 --> 00:01:59,662 Jay's had sex in a lake. 45 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:03,457 I don't even like to put my face in a lake. 46 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,295 We don't want you to end up being 47 00:02:07,378 --> 00:02:10,131 some summer hookup he dumps before school starts. 48 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:12,383 Last Labor Day was a massacre. 49 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,970 I've never seen so many Jennifers crying in the same driveway. 50 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,181 You need to close the deal ASAP. 51 00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:20,516 Just tell Leia you like her. Let's go. 52 00:02:21,601 --> 00:02:22,727 I can't. 53 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,646 My dad always told me to never tell a girl you like her first. 54 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:27,773 It gives them all the control in the relationship. 55 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:29,650 That's not true. 56 00:02:29,734 --> 00:02:32,904 I made the first move with Nikki, and I am totally in the driver's seat. 57 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:34,947 That's right, babe. 58 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:43,539 Dude, she makes you wear her dad's old doctor pager in case she needs something. 59 00:02:43,623 --> 00:02:45,750 Hey, I only use it for emergencies. 60 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,544 -Yeah, like last night. -And what did you need last night? 61 00:02:48,628 --> 00:02:49,629 Gum. 62 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:51,964 Emergency gum. 63 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:55,051 Are you guys sure about Jay? 64 00:02:55,134 --> 00:02:56,761 A guy's not just gonna pretend to be sweet. 65 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,262 What would be the point of that? 66 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:00,223 We don't get paid enough. 67 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:05,436 Okay, look. If you're dead set on dating that lake humper, 68 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,146 at least be smart about it. 69 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:08,439 Don't throw yourself at him. 70 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,567 You are a goddess. Own your power. 71 00:03:11,651 --> 00:03:12,485 You're right. 72 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:13,819 I'm going to make sure… 73 00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:15,780 -…he comes to me first. -…she comes to me first. 74 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,657 -One, two, three, four! 75 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:31,337 Hello, Wisconsin! 76 00:03:32,338 --> 00:03:34,882 Now, I love Law & Order. 77 00:03:34,966 --> 00:03:37,927 The first part is about law, and the second part is about order. 78 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,303 It's very satisfying. 79 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:43,599 Yep, the title pretty much explains it. 80 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:46,644 Like Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. 81 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,105 He shrunk his kids, and now he has to tell his wife. 82 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:50,022 I'm all caught up. 83 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:54,944 Kitty, the whole point of watching TV 84 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:57,405 is so we don't have to talk to each other. 85 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,615 All right, I'll hush up. 86 00:04:15,548 --> 00:04:18,092 Did I tell you how adorable Leia was the other day? 87 00:04:19,552 --> 00:04:23,097 We were coming up with celebrity pasta names. 88 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,932 I said Penne and Teller. 89 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:30,604 She said Marky Markaroni. 90 00:04:32,815 --> 00:04:36,736 You know, I… I'm more than just a grandma to her. I'm… 91 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:38,738 We are friends and hang out. 92 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:41,490 Hang out? 93 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:45,286 You know who hung out with their parents? 94 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:48,289 The Menendez brothers. 95 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:52,918 Well. 96 00:04:54,170 --> 00:04:55,880 I'm not a fan of the murders. 97 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,009 But a big fan of the sweaters. 98 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,013 Look… 99 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:08,601 We are not meant to be friends with kids. 100 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:13,147 They're always eating, taking… clogging things. 101 00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:16,859 You turn your back for one second, 102 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:21,030 and some dumbass has put a loaf of bread in your toilet. 103 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:22,114 Oh! 104 00:05:22,615 --> 00:05:24,283 Rigatony Danza! 105 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:28,329 Rigatony Danza! Leia! Leia! 106 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:36,670 So your plan is to just oil yourself up 107 00:05:36,754 --> 00:05:40,132 and wait out here for Leia to catch a hot glimpse? 108 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,427 You forgot. I also brought my guitar. 109 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:49,016 Okay, too much oil. 110 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:50,976 Ugh! You're so cheesy. 111 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:52,895 She's gonna love it. 112 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,855 Hey, Nik. I got your page. 113 00:05:54,939 --> 00:05:56,941 I called your house, but your mom said you were here. 114 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,901 I need some of this on my shoulders. 115 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:00,569 Oh. 'Course, babe. 116 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:03,406 -Yeah, you're in the driver's seat. 117 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:08,452 Seriously? 118 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,121 You look like a wet hot dog. 119 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:12,915 Thanks, Gwen. 120 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,294 Hey, girl. 121 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:25,845 Jay, hi. 122 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:28,389 I mean, hi, Jai. Jay. Jai. 123 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,766 Jai. 124 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:32,351 Jai. 125 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,019 I like that. 126 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,313 That can be your cute nickname for me. 127 00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:39,859 Okay. 128 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,402 Not okay. Let's go. 129 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:42,736 Or you can stay here. 130 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:45,364 You know, hang with… Jai. 131 00:06:46,532 --> 00:06:48,742 -Could I talk to you for a second? -Sure. 132 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:49,827 Okay. 133 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:53,539 Why are you acting like Jay's pimp? 134 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:57,084 I'm trying to get him coupled up with Leia so he'll leave me and Nate alone. 135 00:06:57,168 --> 00:06:59,503 They share ice cream cones. When Jay had mono, I got it. 136 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:03,132 I don't want her to be another one of Jay's summer lays. 137 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:05,926 It's not like that. He actually likes her. 138 00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:08,554 Then he can ask her out like a gentleman. 139 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:10,222 He won't do that. 140 00:07:10,306 --> 00:07:12,683 It's not allowed in his family or something. 141 00:07:13,184 --> 00:07:15,936 Okay, well, she's not going to either, so I guess we're done. 142 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:18,189 See, it's all about moving the fingers. 143 00:07:19,857 --> 00:07:21,942 I can feel you talking in my ear. 144 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:23,694 Leia! 145 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,821 Sorry, I have to go. 146 00:07:31,035 --> 00:07:32,411 How did that not work? 147 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:35,748 I mean, I even borrowed my dad's CK One and put it everywhere. 148 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:38,667 You smell great! 149 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,128 Can I get a little of that, bro? 150 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,006 Get in here! 151 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:54,725 Who's paging me? 152 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:00,314 Hello. 153 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:03,859 Oh. Hi, Dr. Klein. 154 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,446 It's some doctor. He thinks I'm Nikki's dad. 155 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:08,447 Hang up. 156 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,241 Or… 157 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,201 Uh-huh. 158 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:15,788 Yes, I agree, that should be removed. 159 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,166 Okay, sweet. 160 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:21,919 Bye. 161 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,171 Bro. 162 00:08:24,797 --> 00:08:25,923 I just doctored! 163 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:29,051 Mad respect, bro. 164 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:30,761 Doctor Bro. 165 00:08:37,810 --> 00:08:39,687 -Hi. -Good morning. 166 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:41,105 How did you get in my room? 167 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,606 I climbed through the window. 168 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,693 So what should we talk about? Jay? Okay, sure. 169 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:47,111 I think you should go for it. 170 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,405 -I can't. -Why not? 171 00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:52,741 What the hell is this? 172 00:08:52,825 --> 00:08:55,494 Shouldn't you be controlling my brother's life with your body? 173 00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:58,747 He's like a zombie with a boner. 174 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:03,210 So, Leia, Nate and I have Batman Forever tickets tonight. 175 00:09:03,294 --> 00:09:05,546 But I was thinking, you and Jay could use them 176 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:09,049 and hang out… in the dark… with no annoying people around. 177 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,427 I would love to 178 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,929 pass on that because I have plans tonight. 179 00:09:14,013 --> 00:09:15,514 Oh, really? 180 00:09:16,015 --> 00:09:17,516 Tell me more about these "plans." 181 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,227 Um… we're going to, um… 182 00:09:20,311 --> 00:09:21,604 A rave in Milwaukee! 183 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:24,189 Uh, yeah. 184 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:26,108 Totally. A rave. 185 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,860 I thought you were taking a break from raves 186 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:30,279 after you got stuck in your neighbor's doggy door. 187 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,781 I thought it was Narnia. 188 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:34,408 It wasn't. 189 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:37,995 Okay, well, if you're all going to this totally real rave, then so are we. 190 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,705 Cool. See you there. 191 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,416 A rave?! Why did you say that? 192 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,126 For purely selfish reasons. 193 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:46,420 I can't. 194 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:50,049 Raves are dangerous and illegal. And what even is the bathroom situation? 195 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:53,177 I'm a shy pee-er. I can barely pee at the library. 196 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,888 Relax. There'll be plenty of bathrooms. 197 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:57,765 That's where everyone goes to have sex and do drugs. 198 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,558 What?! Forget it. 199 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,769 I… This is way out of my comfort zone. 200 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:03,937 Besides, my grandparents would never let me go. 201 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:05,105 Then lie. 202 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:06,982 To their sweet little faces? 203 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,401 I could never do that. 204 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:12,071 A movie? That sounds fun. 205 00:10:13,364 --> 00:10:15,324 Yep.  Batman Forever. 206 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,701 -It's getting rave reviews. -Dude. 207 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,454 Um, I mean, not rave reviews. Mixed reviews. 208 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:21,580 You caught me! I lied! 209 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:24,917 I mean, I didn't lie about going to the movies. 210 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,085 I lied about the rave… 211 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:27,002 reviews! 212 00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:28,045 We should get going. 213 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,130 Bye, Grandma. Bye, Grandpa. Rave a good night! 214 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,384 Enjoy the movie! 215 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:36,720 They're lying. 216 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:41,308 Oh, Leia wouldn't do that to me. 217 00:10:41,392 --> 00:10:43,018 She's my pasta pal. 218 00:10:43,102 --> 00:10:47,106 Oh, darn it. I forgot to tell her about Spaghetti Murphy. 219 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:54,363 Wow. 220 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,116 Those girls are half naked. 221 00:10:58,534 --> 00:10:59,868 And it's terrible. 222 00:11:03,122 --> 00:11:04,456 Why do you smell like cat pee? 223 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,542 To close the deal with Leia, 224 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,378 I put on a bunch of these pheromones 225 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,672 I bought from the back of my bodybuilding magazine. 226 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:14,466 Tiger Sweat. 227 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:15,634 That's badass. 228 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:18,137 Ladies find the scent irresistible. 229 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,556 Ugh! The van smells like ass. 230 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,351 I got a terrible feeling we didn't do something. 231 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,271 -Did I bring the glow sticks? -Yeah. 232 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,981 Did I bring all the pacifiers? 233 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,524 No, I did. 234 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,485 What else could we be forgetting? 235 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:36,697 Ozzie! 236 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:45,664 I found this in the driveway. 237 00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:51,378 Still think they're at the movies? 238 00:11:51,462 --> 00:11:52,421 Well, let's… 239 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,965 Let's not jump to conclusions. 240 00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:57,426 Ozzie, sweetie, 241 00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:01,722 why do you look like something from one of my sleeping pill dreams? 242 00:12:06,477 --> 00:12:07,686 He's not talking. 243 00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:10,022 Yet. 244 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:14,735 Now… where's my granddaughter? 245 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,654 I'm not saying jack squat until I talk to my mother. 246 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:21,575 You'll never see your mother again until you start talking. 247 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,369 Okay, fine. 248 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,331 She went to nunya. 249 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,710 Now we're getting somewhere. 250 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,213 Where's nunya? 251 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:35,881 Nunya business. 252 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:42,554 Well, Red, you kinda… You just kinda walked into that. 253 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:50,354 -How could you drive off without Ozzie? -What? Don't blame me. 254 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,398 I was a little distracted ordering a blood transfusion. 255 00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:56,193 -What? -Don't worry about it. 256 00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,948 You were right about the bathroom. It was crazy. 257 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:03,075 Some girl tried to hug me on the toilet. 258 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:05,744 I've had enough. 259 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,579 I'm gonna do the mature thing and talk to Jay. 260 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,164 Hold my binky. 261 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:13,627 Hey, Jay. 262 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:17,714 Um, can we just talk to each other instead of whatever it is we're doing? 263 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,508 Oh, I'm so glad you said that. 264 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:22,427 We had a nice thing going, and now everyone got involved. 265 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,555 -It just got weird. -Exactly. 266 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:28,934 How about, on the count of three, we both just say how we feel? 267 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,352 Great. 268 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,395 One, two, three. 269 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,480 -I like you. -I knew it! 270 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:37,943 -What? No, you tricked me. -Well, it doesn't matter. You said it. 271 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:42,614 Oh my God. Everyone's right. You… You're a player. 272 00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:45,033 Hey. That's an ugly stereotype 273 00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:47,286 for hot guys like me who date lots of chicks. 274 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,788 You know what? I did like you. 275 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:53,584 I liked that guy on the car who was sweet and sincere. 276 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,044 But not this guy. This guy sucks. 277 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:59,339 Well, fine. It doesn't matter if you're into me or not. 278 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:01,925 There's a warehouse full of hot girls in there, 279 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,385 and I smell like a tiger. 280 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,680 A tiger's butthole! 281 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,476 And there are guys in there too. We'll see who has a better night. 282 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,353 And you haven't seen my moves. 283 00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:15,439 What happened to my arm? 284 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,649 It's feeling the music! That's what! 285 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:20,277 Okay. Good luck in there. 286 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,998 Is Jay seeing how much fun I'm having? 287 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:37,085 It's hard to tell. He's surrounded by so many girls. 288 00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:38,170 Pow. 289 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:39,963 Hi-yah! 290 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:41,673 Karate! 291 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,552 I need to step it up. 292 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:50,891 Are you okay? 293 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,435 Do you need medical help? 294 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,811 That guy's a doctor. 295 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:57,940 X-ray! 296 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,067 Which one? 297 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,153 All of them. 298 00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:06,239 Ozzie… 299 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,116 Honey… 300 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,871 Obviously, you put a ton of work into that costume. 301 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:15,499 Thank you for noticing. 302 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,377 I mean, the stitching on the rickrack. 303 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,503 Wow! 304 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,715 I want you to know that I see you. 305 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,301 And I'm proud of you. 306 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,888 And I am dazzled 307 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,473 by your little balls. 308 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,322 Okay, Mrs. Forman. I'll tell you where Leia is. 309 00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:48,573 See, Red? 310 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:51,994 If you trust them, and you… you treat them with respect, 311 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,912 they will be honest with you. 312 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,248 Leia's at a rave in Milwaukee. 313 00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,542 That lying little bitch. 314 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:10,053 You've been answering my dad's doctor pages? 315 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,805 I did pretty well, Nik. 316 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,307 I got invited to a conference in Denver. 317 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,229 He's coupled off. 318 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,690 What should I do? 319 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:25,110 Maybe stop dancing with just me. 320 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,236 On it. 321 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,301 Yep. 322 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,099 So, to date, the furthest I've gotten with a guy 323 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,393 was grinding on my grandpa at a rave. 324 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,022 Well, it's not nothing. He took you home with him. 325 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,567 This isn't funny, Gwen. He's gonna kill me. 326 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,111 I'm sorry. This kinda feels like my fault. 327 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,905 That's because it's all your fault. 328 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,950 I was trying to empower you, but, to be honest, 329 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,286 I only skimmed that whole riot grrrl thing. 330 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:19,456 But, if I had to guess what it's all about, 331 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,293 you should get to do what you want without anyone holding you back, 332 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,211 including me. 333 00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:29,466 So, if you still want Jay, then go get him. 334 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,261 After tonight, I don't know what I want. 335 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,890 Either way, I should probably break up with my grandpa first. 336 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:40,852 Gwen. 337 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:41,937 Get out. 338 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,064 This is nunya. 339 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,235 Nunya business. 340 00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,449 I'm so sorry, you guys. 341 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:58,120 But, Grandma, you should know, I feel nothing but regrettuccine Alfredo. 342 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:00,664 Okay, that was good. 343 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,166 But Grandma's pissed. 344 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,460 I am so disappointed in you. 345 00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:08,839 You took advantage of my trust, my love, 346 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,842 and all of my good safety pins. 347 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,469 -I really messed up. -Uh-huh. 348 00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:16,429 Well, you are grounded for a week. 349 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,473 No cable, no Nintendo. 350 00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:20,308 And that Chia Pet you like so much? 351 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,145 I'm gonna put it in the freezer until it dies. 352 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,107 Red, do you have anything to add? 353 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,608 No. 354 00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:32,487 Just that… we're glad you're home safe, kiddo. 355 00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,073 That's it? 356 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:41,329 Well, I've seen enough Law & Order to know that there has to be a good cop. 357 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,664 So, I'm the bad cop? 358 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,251 Oh, I like this. 359 00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:50,380 -Is this how you feel all the time? -Oh yeah. 360 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,924 You are bad! 361 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,096 -Aw, you guys. -Yeah, no. Go to your room. 362 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,270 Hey. 363 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,439 Hey. I heard you were grounded. 364 00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:08,815 I got busted too. 365 00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:11,818 That Tiger Sweat stuff burned a hole in our carpet. 366 00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,445 Now my mom's pissed. 367 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:17,991 Look… I just wanted to apologize for how things went. 368 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,410 It's okay. 369 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,120 We both got kinda caught up in it. 370 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:25,582 Look, I really am the guy you thought I was. 371 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,001 Okay? I'm done playing games. 372 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:32,797 How about, on the count of three, we both say how we feel about each other? 373 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,133 -For real this time. -Okay. 374 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,302 One, two, three. 375 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,554 -I like you. -I think we should just be friends. 376 00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,392 Wait, friends? 377 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,604 -Yeah. -Like Ross and Rachel? 378 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,566 More like Joey and Chandler. 379 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,987 Look, the summer's not that long. Let's not complicate it. 380 00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,198 So, friends? 381 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,408 Sure. Friends. 382 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,411 Friends? After he said all that? 383 00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:05,163 I'm so confused. 384 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,414 So is he. 385 00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,541 Now I have all the power. 386 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:10,710 It was a move. 387 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:14,214 I played the player. I Kelsoed the Kelso. 388 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,507 I… 389 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,425 need you to tell me I didn't screw it all up. 390 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,053 It's so manipulative and sneaky. 391 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:21,721 I love it. 392 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,392 Hey! I'm still mad. 393 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,893 Less talk, more rave.