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‎那…昨晚怎麼樣？

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‎和男友分手了？

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‎你不想知道嗎？

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‎我如坐針氈呢

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‎他帶我去有桌子的高級餐廳

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‎真高級

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‎他很寵妳

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‎他付得起

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‎我忘了有沒有提過
‎他在本地還蠻有名

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‎是蓋瑞史東姆嗎？

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‎第二頻道新聞的氣象員？
‎我喜歡他的領結

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‎蓋瑞史東姆死在龍捲風裡了

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‎妳說的是強尼山德

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‎天哪！妳和強尼山德約會？

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‎不是，我男友不是氣象員

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‎他開了很多美髮店
‎也許妳看過他的電視廣告

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‎（同樂笑軟糖）

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‎秀髮在哪裡？

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‎秀髮在這裡

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‎秀髮在哪裡？

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‎秀髮在這裡

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‎美爆了

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‎（卻斯費茲）

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‎卻斯費茲，讓秀髮天天愉快

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‎我說：“今天愉快”

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‎妳男友是費茲？

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‎妳認識費茲？

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‎熟得不得了

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‎一，二，三，四…

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‎街頭漫步閒晃

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‎生活一成不變

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‎無所事事，只和你聊

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‎我們都好…

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‎90 年代秀

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‎威斯康辛，你們好！

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‎他們知道你們在這裡嗎？

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‎他們無所謂

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‎他們開啟結界了

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‎沒人能打破

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‎妳看喔

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‎她怎麼有辦法親我哥？
‎他的牙醫檢查到中途就投降了

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‎各位

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‎我靠太近，陷在裡面

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‎我們都經歷過

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‎親熱到一半時

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‎全心投入在那一刻

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‎四唇交融在一起

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‎他的舌頭撞到懸在妳喉嚨後方的東西

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‎感覺真舒服

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‎什麼？

51
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‎那個…小舌頭

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‎叫U點

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‎莉亞，妳沒接吻過？

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‎沒有，從來沒有

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‎從沒發生過

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‎我六年級時，比所有男生高30公分

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‎等他們長到我嘴巴的高度時
‎我戴了兩年的前拉式牙套

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‎像頭帽那種？

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‎還有更慘的

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‎我爸媽每晚都要扭緊曲柄

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‎很像要發動老爺車

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‎但是很值得

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‎妳笑起來很漂亮

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‎你有哪天不調情嗎？

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‎我想和人接吻

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‎我整天都在想

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‎那是什麼感覺？

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‎好，這件事很緊急

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‎我們要讓妳獻出初吻

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‎我們快去商場搞定這件事

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‎商場？別叫我先親人體模型

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‎超丟臉的

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‎不是，那裡有一堆男生

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‎我們挑個笨蛋，和他小聊一下
‎讓他看妳的牙齒，然後親他

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‎我不想把初吻獻給笨蛋

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‎說得對

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‎那等妳夠有自信

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‎心情準備好了，夠有安全感時再…

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‎好啦，去就去

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‎我們在夏天要獻出初吻吧，歐基？

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‎別把我拖下水，妳這接吻處女

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‎我有艾提安

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‎我想挺你
‎但你別再假裝有個加拿大男友

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‎真的有這個人

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‎我爸媽帶我去蒙特婁看《歌劇魅影》

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‎我邂逅了最可愛的男生…艾提安

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‎我們同時伸手拿最後一件
‎特大號的兒童款紀念運動衫

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‎-但他讓給我買
‎-我們從沒看過那件運動衫

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‎無所謂，你根本不懂愛情
‎就算你臉上被潑濃酸

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‎逼你變得孤家寡人
‎又寫下夜曲也一樣

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‎天哪，希望真有這個人

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‎你們幾時來的？

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‎我們剛剛在親熱

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‎費茲是艾瑞克的朋友

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‎他一開始是國際交換學生

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‎但…後來可能有人忘了把他換回去

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‎他是哪國人？

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‎聽說那裡是好地方

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‎聽到妳說要分手，他說什麼？

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‎我沒講出口

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‎我試過要講

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‎我說我們不能繼續下去，他說…

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‎下去、上去，我無所謂

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‎我柔軟度很好

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‎我回：“我想專注在自己身上”

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‎我懂

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‎我想看著妳，看著妳專注在自己身上

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‎我就回
‎“我們要像大人一樣好好談談”

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‎我做不到

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‎我嘴裡含著東西

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‎他吸掉我兩個美甲片

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‎這…

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‎他有練鐵舌功，真有趣

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‎沒有啦，他很可愛，顯然也很喜歡妳

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‎妳順其自然吧

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‎琪蒂，我謹記妳的建議

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‎我不能再一直換男人
‎應該專注在自己身上一陣子

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‎可惡，真是金玉良言

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‎我很迷惘，通常我想和男人分手時

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‎就直接叫假釋官驗他的尿

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‎根本不用我費心

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‎我找他談談吧？我下手也許會輕一點

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‎太好了
‎如果由我來，一定又會和他上床

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‎怎樣？我是想專注在自己身上

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‎但昨晚我那個身子想和他上床
‎所以…

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‎歡迎再度光臨卻斯費茲

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‎我很榮幸幫妳做頭髮

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‎我很喜歡來這裡

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‎我一直很高興你事業有成

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‎免費的同樂笑軟糖，你發財了嗎？

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‎真的，想不到吧？

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‎說真的，琪蒂小姐，我愛我的人生

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‎我的事業在起飛，腰像超模一樣細

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‎還有，妳也知道…我談戀愛了

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‎其實

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‎我想和你聊聊雪莉

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‎她很漂亮吧？

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‎她溫暖又軟黏，很像雞肉派

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‎好

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‎-但…
‎-更別提她的翹臀

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‎真像世界第八和第九奇蹟

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‎琪蒂小姐
‎上一個給我這種感受的是…潔姬

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‎好

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‎你和她怎麼了？

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‎琪蒂小姐…

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‎我們在享樂派別墅

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‎在牙買加

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‎有一晚，我逮到她在講電話…

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‎和麥可

150
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‎克爾索？

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‎杜卡基斯

152
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‎當然是克爾索！

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‎她把我丟在那裡

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‎接下來五天
‎我一直被趕出熱水按摩池

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‎因為我話太多

156
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‎親愛的，真遺憾

157
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‎但那是過去

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‎雪莉才是我的將來

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‎琪蒂小姐

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‎和她在一起時…我不再是男人

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‎而是頭一回看到世界的小男孩

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‎別誤會，我還是一樣有

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‎男人的聲音和…男人的屁股

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‎還有…男人的嘴

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‎很令人困惑

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‎但我把她擁入懷裡時…

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‎天哪，琪蒂小姐

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‎全世界好像都融化了…

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‎只剩下我們兩個

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‎直到天長地久

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‎對不起，琪蒂小姐，妳剛剛說什麼？

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‎我說…

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‎-我愛真愛！
‎-真愛！

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‎別放她走

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‎爺爺，謝謝你載我們來

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‎你們如果想離開我家
‎我隨時都樂意載你們

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‎我們應該不會待太久

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‎你們需要什麼嗎？

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‎奇蹟

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‎好

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‎我會在這裡看報紙

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‎你真有品味

183
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‎這是最新離子按摩椅

184
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‎-我來示範一些功能
‎-我知道這是你的工作

185
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‎但你去別處推銷吧

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‎隨便哪裡都好

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‎想擺脫我，沒那麼容易

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‎它有多段變速和豪華皮革

189
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‎要是你把臭臉變笑臉
‎我就保證當日送達

190
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‎我想當日把你的屁股踢到花架裡
‎如果你…

191
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‎我的老天鵝啊

192
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‎這張椅子有金手指

193
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‎你只要交出信用卡就好

194
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‎交給你處理

195
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‎我好緊張，背部的汗都流進屁股了

196
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‎代表妳的身體想談戀愛

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‎妳可愛、聰明又善良，妳可以的

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‎好壯觀的香腸節

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‎對啊，到處都是男人

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‎不是，是食品公司在送免費樣品

201
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‎艾提安喜歡高級煙燻高達起司

202
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‎-好，如果他是真人，他姓什麼？
‎-聖伯納

203
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‎-什麼學校？
‎-聖伯納

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‎-有寵物嗎？
‎-有比熊

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‎等等，我想到了

206
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‎我對狗做過心肺復甦術，這樣算嗎？

207
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,588
‎快去，妳行的

208
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‎我想要兩匙的…你

209
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‎對不起

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‎帥哥，在吃葡萄？

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‎對，因為他九歲

212
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,145
‎真對不起，我爸有這件上衣

213
00:11:32,151 --> 00:11:34,361
‎小姐，妳不能走進櫃台

214
00:11:34,445 --> 00:11:37,948
‎我管不了了，放下勺子就範吧

215
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,993
‎不必再掙扎了

216
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:43,912
‎逃走了

217
00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:46,915
‎-好
‎-小朋友們，快離開

218
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,334
‎妳沒有我這個年紀的兒子吧？

219
00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:53,255
‎順利嗎？

220
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,258
‎不順，走吧，葛雯呢？

221
00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:58,969
‎葛雯，閃人囉

222
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,597
‎葛雯

223
00:12:03,474 --> 00:12:05,392
‎凱文再見，剛剛很好玩

224
00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:06,935
‎那是我人生最棒的一天

225
00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:08,228
‎冷靜點，凱文

226
00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:09,271
‎好

227
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,314
‎不會吧？

228
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,899
‎總要有人撈到一些好處

229
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:20,949
‎寶貝，你好像對我的唇蜜過敏

230
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,284
‎真的嗎？

231
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:23,869
‎我覺得沒事

232
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,457
‎對啊，看起來是沒事

233
00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:32,920
‎好糟糕，我變黑名單了

234
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,923
‎-如果我要買新鞋子呢？
‎-什麼叫“如果”？

235
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,259
‎好噁喔

236
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:41,512
‎你的嘴怎麼像猴子的屁股？

237
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,180
‎猴子的屁股？

238
00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:46,475
‎這是好還是壞？

239
00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:49,394
‎我們帶你去急診室吧

240
00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:50,729
‎妳說不嚴重的

241
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,816
‎我坐得很舒服，不想起來

242
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,736
‎天哪，我在商場對陌生人投懷送抱

243
00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,531
‎他們卻在熱吻，讓他的嘴唇在抗議

244
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,115
‎我是怎麼了？

245
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,660
‎大家都不想舔價值2萬元的牙齒嗎？

246
00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:07,412
‎天哪，好吧

247
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,208
‎我還有個點子，本來我不想提的

248
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,544
‎因為感覺奇怪又飢渴

249
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,128
‎應該沒差了

250
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:17,923
‎妳可以親傑伊

251
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,425
‎他很可愛，也總對妳打情罵俏

252
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:23,095
‎而且又姓克爾索

253
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,596
‎所以呢？什麼意思？

254
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:26,181
‎他是濫交男

255
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,936
‎感覺很不錯，但還是不了

256
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:34,189
‎而且他是朋友，太尷尬了
‎一定還有其他人

257
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,650
‎再差還有鎮立泳池哥瑞奇

258
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,528
‎太好了，是救生員，很猛

259
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,656
‎不是，他沒事就收集浮著的OK繃

260
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,701
‎但他單身求交友

261
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,619
‎至少他的衣服是這樣寫的

262
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:49,997
‎那就傑伊囉？

263
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:51,623
‎那就傑伊吧

264
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:56,378
‎瑞德，好像不該買這張按摩椅

265
00:13:56,461 --> 00:14:00,090
‎我們說好，為了避免你或我變瞎子
‎家裡擺設都不要動

266
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:03,927
‎抱歉了，美女

267
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:10,934
‎我非常不想給你壓力，或讓你不開心

268
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,938
‎你感覺還好吧？

269
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,773
‎我爽翻了

270
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:21,528
‎琪蒂，妳根本沒說服費茲

271
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,947
‎他說他愛我，妳對他說了什麼？

272
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:28,368
‎人家是老太太，記憶力不好

273
00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:32,039
‎琪蒂，他說要和我共渡一生
‎還哭了出來

274
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,791
‎然後打給他媽，她也哭了出來

275
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:36,543
‎親愛的

276
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,295
‎雪莉在這裡

277
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:43,008
‎我知道，但你好像不在

278
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,010
‎說得好，寶貝

279
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,808
‎對不起，我只是…我一時太過感動

280
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,352
‎他好貼心

281
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:58,774
‎他說的話
‎就像我看不太懂的文藝小說

282
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,194
‎我該怎麼做？我甩不掉這傢伙

283
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,154
‎顯然我做不到

284
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,365
‎該找個魯莽的人

285
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,158
‎講話一針見血的人

286
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,035
‎冷血殺手

287
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,039
‎瑞德，老公？

288
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,210
‎我們養貓吧？

289
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:24,591
‎我放鬆的時候，這裡需要

290
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:27,594
‎暖暖的東西

291
00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:31,640
‎按摩椅，我要和我真正的老公聊聊

292
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,060
‎可惡，琪蒂

293
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,397
‎一定要拔插頭嗎？

294
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:44,277
‎所以我的生前契約才沒寫妳的名字

295
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,491
‎冷血殺手出現了

296
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,123
‎你好

297
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:59,042
‎大家呢？不是先在這裡碰面
‎再去打保齡球嗎？

298
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:02,754
‎保齡球館關了，他們沒球了

299
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:05,298
‎過來坐

300
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:06,758
‎好

301
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,761
‎看看天空

302
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:14,975
‎星星好亮，月亮…也好亮

303
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,228
‎我從沒這樣想過

304
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,398
‎蠻浪漫的吧？

305
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:25,986
‎天哪，老太太的浴室看得好清楚

306
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:28,613
‎她在哭

307
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,616
‎她老公好像死了

308
00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:39,833
‎-莉亞？
‎-怎樣？

309
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:41,960
‎我知道妳想幹什麼

310
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:43,503
‎很好，給我一秒鐘

311
00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:45,672
‎好，我回來了

312
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,095
‎莉亞

313
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,513
‎我不會親妳

314
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:54,973
‎什麼？

315
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,226
‎連你都不會？天哪，好丟臉

316
00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,519
‎我要躲在裡面

317
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:03,190
‎別這樣，一點都不丟臉

318
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,817
‎我覺得妳很棒

319
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:09,279
‎妳很可愛又風趣

320
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,406
‎真的？

321
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,077
‎真的

322
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,455
‎所以我覺得我們不該接吻

323
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:20,707
‎聽我說

324
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,711
‎莉亞，我不想當你隨便抓來接吻的人

325
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,046
‎妳懂吧？

326
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:30,342
‎我希望順其自然

327
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,386
‎我希望那是美妙之吻

328
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,182
‎好，說得真動人

329
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,726
‎確定不要接吻？

330
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,938
‎因為我背後的汗告訴我，該談戀愛了

331
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,151
‎看看我們在暑假的發展吧

332
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,070
‎誰知道呢？

333
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,280
‎也許會有特別的結果

334
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,417
‎瑞德先生，你好

335
00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:08,046
‎費茲，你到了，很好

336
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,174
‎聽我說

337
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,678
‎這句話勢必很傷人

338
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,055
‎已經結束了

339
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,144
‎天哪

340
00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:25,105
‎好慘

341
00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:29,025
‎你還能活多久？

342
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,241
‎-什麼？
‎-別擔心，瑞德先生

343
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,118
‎你走了之後，我會照顧琪蒂小姐

344
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:41,413
‎滿足她所有需求

345
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:46,751
‎我是說你和雪莉

346
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:49,254
‎你們兩個結束了

347
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:50,672
‎什麼？

348
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,176
‎你在說什麼？

349
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,386
‎這是笑話嗎？

350
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,346
‎-敲敲門
‎-是誰？

351
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,472
‎雪莉要甩掉你

352
00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:03,226
‎很難笑

353
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:06,771
‎振作一點，孩子

354
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:08,940
‎你盡力了

355
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:11,985
‎看著我

356
00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:17,240
‎如果你想撕碎我的心
‎就看著我的眼睛

357
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:23,330
‎對不起，瑞德先生，我不該大聲的

358
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,375
‎但我覺得我們有未來

359
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:30,587
‎一起度假和旅遊，一邊做愛

360
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,757
‎一邊老死
‎才能像蝴蝶餅一樣葬在一起

361
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,468
‎你運氣不好

362
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:37,928
‎對啊，超爛

363
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,514
‎除了這件事，我的人生都很完美

364
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,517
‎卻少了最重要的部分…

365
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,354
‎沒有能分享的人

366
00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:52,275
‎孩子，問題在這裡

367
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,237
‎你很怪

368
00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:01,451
‎但有一天，你會找到欣賞你的人

369
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:08,750
‎而且，你願意照顧單親媽媽？

370
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,210
‎她有小孩？

371
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:15,715
‎四十多歲的女人有小孩很正常

372
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:17,092
‎她四十多了？

373
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,471
‎好險！逃過一劫

374
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,225
‎傑伊竟然沒親妳

375
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:29,104
‎好怪，即使結果不理想，我也不擔心

376
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:30,814
‎還蠻期待將來的發展

377
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,482
‎我也是

378
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,859
‎我好像重獲新生

379
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,861
‎真想快點看到將來的際遇…

380
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:40,532
‎媽，謝謝妳載我們
‎拜託妳到其他地方找第二春吧？

381
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:44,494
‎好，我去休閒女裝店找

382
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,040
‎妳有甚麼打算？癡癡等著傑伊？

383
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,376
‎如果他要我等

384
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,796
‎就不會說我有多機靈可愛又有趣了

385
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,339
‎妳這呆瓜

386
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,466
‎我一直說妳很棒

387
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,510
‎但要男生說妳才相信？

388
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,428
‎才沒有

389
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,014
‎有啦，事實如此

390
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:06,850
‎無所謂，我喜歡有自信的新莉亞

391
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:07,809
‎我也喜歡

392
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,894
‎對了，等我一下

393
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:05,617
‎日安，艾提安

394
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,161
‎（《歌劇魅影》）

395
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,496
‎我也想你

396
00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:14,417
‎什麼叫你朋友覺得沒有我這個人？

397
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:20,673
‎和這群蠢蛋美國人一樣

398
00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:29,933
‎沒錯

399
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,227
‎沒錯

400
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,105
‎沒錯

401
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:17,021
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