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‎那…現在呢？要不要拿來用？

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‎不知道，我正穿著這件衣服

3
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‎（反毒教育，別讓孩子吸毒）

4
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‎對啊，這是在挑釁我們

5
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‎對啊，他們沒想到說這句話的後果

6
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‎這算打火機嗎？

7
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‎算啊

8
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‎別算我一份好了，我家很有名

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‎我堂哥幫前美式足球選手裝修廁所

10
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‎對不起，我不想再聽你說這個故事

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‎健教課教過了

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‎我們應該要說…

13
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‎讚爆啦

14
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‎-寶貝，感覺上來沒？
‎-好像還沒

15
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‎為什麼大金剛不是金剛，是猩猩？

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‎這是謊言

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‎整個主題的遊戲都建立在謊言上

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‎對，我的感覺也還沒上來

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‎真有趣

20
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‎這堆法蘭絨襯衫好潮

21
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‎這是我爺爺的法蘭絨襯衫
‎他娶了那個人

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‎等等…她叫什麼名字？

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‎我是誰？

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‎妳爺爺的身體

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‎本來在這裡，現在不見了

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‎彷彿愛情

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‎莉亞，要聽聽大金剛的陰謀嗎？

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‎牠其實是猩猩

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‎就像李小龍其實不是龍

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‎對極了

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‎爺爺的身體餓了

32
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‎我去拿零食，你們要吃什麼？

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‎葡萄乾麥麩

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‎葡萄乾麥麩

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‎葡萄乾麥麩

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‎我去拿

37
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‎等等，要拿什麼？

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‎一，二，三，四<i>‎…</i>

39
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‎街頭漫步閒晃

40
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‎生活一成不變

41
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‎無所事事，只和你聊

42
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‎我們都好…

43
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‎威斯康辛，你們好！

44
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‎（90 年代秀）

45
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‎我…夏天這麼多重播劇

46
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‎我不知道晚上該怎麼辦

47
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‎我超想看新一集的《五口之家》

48
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‎如果逼我再看重播的
‎《葛蕾絲沒在怕》

49
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‎我就讓他知道什麼叫怕

50
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‎琪蒂，我的菜園第一次收成

51
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‎我看收成怎麼樣

52
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‎了不起！

53
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‎我要切片放到漢堡裡

54
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‎家家酒的漢堡

55
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‎-你跑出地下室幹嘛？
‎-我只是實話實說

56
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‎原來廚房在這裡，好棒

57
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‎你好！

58
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‎真明顯

59
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‎那…你和新朋友在樓下還開心嗎？

60
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‎我的美夢成真了

61
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‎只是少了葡萄乾麥麩

62
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‎好像吃光了

63
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‎怎麼會？

64
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‎但我答應給他們葡萄乾麥麩

65
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‎要是沒找到葡萄乾麥麩
‎我又會變一個人

66
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‎妳沒事吧？

67
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‎（選單）

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‎放心，誰不想和妳做朋友？

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‎妳又聰明又迷人

70
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‎事實上，妳有資格拿到餅乾

71
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‎要是他們說妳什麼

72
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‎我會抓住他們的後領

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‎把他們丟到屋外

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‎（加分！）

75
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‎沒錯，他肩膀的傷好了，他做得到

76
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‎我差點忘了

77
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‎妳明天會載我去物理治療吧？

78
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‎我要做頭髮…但我會想出辦法

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‎現在和我跳舞吧，大猩猩

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‎好，很開心和你們聊

81
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‎-這好像是莉亞的房間
‎-沒錯，她人呢？

82
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‎蠻實用的睡衣

83
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‎好可憐，她有高血壓

84
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‎這是她祖父母的房間

85
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‎拿著這件讓我消火了

86
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‎寶藏來源在這裡！

87
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‎我來挖寶

88
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‎你穿這件會很好看

89
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‎很像帥氣伐木工

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‎害我想在林子裡和你做幹壞事

91
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‎我搭帳棚了

92
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‎這件會讓你消風

93
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‎這是我的了

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‎原來你們在我祖父母的臥室

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‎我一直不敢走進來

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‎-我們可以進來吧？
‎-我不介意

97
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‎暑假就是要開心玩
‎想怎樣就怎樣，對吧？

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‎不對

99
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‎-再見
‎-滾出去

100
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‎-有空再來
‎-滾出去

101
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‎-記得聯絡
‎-滾出去

102
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‎糖霜特別多

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‎本來是我的

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‎-我們從不鎖滑門
‎-以後就會鎖

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‎爺爺，對不起

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‎我受過一次教訓

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‎再也不會讓你們無法無天

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‎去告訴妳的朋友

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‎不准吃我的東西，不准喝我的飲料

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‎還有，敢進我房間，我就踹他們屁股

111
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‎通常臥室放的都是私人物品

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‎我爸放了鞭子在臥室防賊

113
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‎他還放了一對絨毛手銬，免得…

114
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‎我懂了

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‎我沒他們想的那麼酷

116
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‎來這裡之後我很開心

117
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‎我們呼了…火腿

118
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‎還喝了…

119
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‎火腿

120
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‎我擔心他們要更多火腿

121
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‎也太多火腿了

122
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‎妳好像把自己逼得太緊

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‎改天晚上再請他們來看電影？

124
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‎沒人聽我說話嗎？

125
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‎奶奶，電影之夜？不會無聊嗎？

126
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‎不會的，一定很好玩

127
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‎就明天吧

128
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‎我們去租電影和做火腿

129
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‎既然你們對火腿這麼著迷

130
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‎我來開！

131
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‎罵我小孩的是哪一個？

132
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‎瑞德，找你的

133
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‎我不知道哪個是你小孩，但他們活該

134
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‎是葛雯和內特，謝謝你，我罵得好累

135
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‎昨天我抓到內特想在屋頂滑直排輪

136
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‎我懷孕十個月才生下他

137
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‎醫生說這樣沒問題，但我不覺得

138
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‎妳是搬到隔壁的吧？

139
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‎我上週對妳揮手
‎但妳在用水管洗頭，所以…

140
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‎我叫琪蒂，他叫瑞德

141
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‎我是雪莉，我的蓮蓬頭壞了

142
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‎它竟然撐不住兩個大人的重量

143
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‎妳和老公打得真火熱

144
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‎老公已經滾了

145
00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:57,061
‎但我男友想和我同居

146
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‎-你們交往多久了？
‎-兩週

147
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‎兩週就要同居？

148
00:08:02,358 --> 00:08:05,986
‎對，他有點黏人，也許該和他分手了

149
00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:10,157
‎好可惜，他很完美，長得帥
‎工作又好，還開藍色馬自達

150
00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:13,911
‎可以借用你家的微波爐嗎？

151
00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,829
‎用我的要很久

152
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‎沒問題，在廚房

153
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‎琪蒂，妳真貼心，至於瑞德…

154
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‎沒事

155
00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:28,509
‎她的包包真是百寶袋

156
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‎對啊，好像低級的神仙教母

157
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‎妳太多慮了

158
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‎我們快轉到妳挑電影那一段好嗎？

159
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‎“快轉”！說得真好

160
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‎該傳給傑雷諾才對

161
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‎我絕不能挑錯片
‎免得大家覺得我很呆

162
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‎認真挑就不會選到呆呆的片

163
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‎-說吧，妳最愛看哪部電影？
‎-應該是《威鯨闖天關》

164
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‎天哪，呆斃了！

165
00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,589
‎我去請人幫忙

166
00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:11,760
‎-手舉起來！
‎-把錢拿走，全都拿走

167
00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:15,347
‎我老闆從不鎖車
‎她的車牌是“電影爛貨”

168
00:09:15,431 --> 00:09:18,517
‎我知道，我不想說出口
‎只是告訴你一聲

169
00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:19,935
‎求你…

170
00:09:20,019 --> 00:09:22,521
‎傑伊，是我，我開玩笑的

171
00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,024
‎我知道

172
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‎我也一樣

173
00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:28,235
‎很好笑

174
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,696
‎原來你在這裡工作

175
00:09:31,447 --> 00:09:34,325
‎我不想吹噓我在演藝界

176
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‎是喔

177
00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:39,788
‎我想為電影之夜挑一部酷電影

178
00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:42,374
‎我不是很擔心啦

179
00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,293
‎但那部電影叫什麼名字？

180
00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:48,505
‎就是一堆男的到那個地方那部？

181
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,966
‎-《瘋狂店員》嗎？
‎-就是它！

182
00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:53,886
‎好巧！我很愛看《瘋狂店員》
‎凱文史密斯演的吧？

183
00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:57,681
‎沒錯，他在裡面很性感

184
00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:00,768
‎妳喜歡就好

185
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:04,063
‎看看店裡有沒有，來看…

186
00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,524
‎可惜，被借走了

187
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,569
‎被借走六週了

188
00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:13,322
‎傑伊，來廁所幫我

189
00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,658
‎發生《跳火山的人》的危機

190
00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:18,202
‎妹子，晚點見

191
00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:25,709
‎-奶奶，我們快走吧
‎-等一下

192
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,920
‎戴夫牧師，我是琪蒂！

193
00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:28,837
‎（限成人）

194
00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:31,965
‎百樂餐之後我就沒看到你

195
00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,927
‎真汙穢

196
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,100
‎佛曼先生

197
00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:43,519
‎看我在菜園找到什麼

198
00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:44,978
‎拇指小黃瓜

199
00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,689
‎給我

200
00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:49,566
‎這是正常尺寸

201
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,612
‎別難為情
‎也許你那根是成長型，不是作秀型

202
00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:59,702
‎其實我是來聊聊你的法蘭絨襯衫

203
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,286
‎給我一件好嗎？

204
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:02,204
‎要幹嘛？

205
00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:07,543
‎我女友說我穿了很帥
‎而且我算高攀她

206
00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:10,170
‎不過我很愛她，想讓她開心

207
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:11,130
‎真甜蜜

208
00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:14,925
‎我對初戀女友也有類似的感覺

209
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,970
‎知道她叫什麼名字嗎？

210
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,430
‎“滾出去”

211
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:21,890
‎遵命

212
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:23,934
‎嗨，好鄰居

213
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:29,231
‎琪蒂說，在我的淋浴間修好前

214
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,400
‎我可以來這裡洗澎澎

215
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,944
‎這也是我的房子

216
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:37,740
‎妳可以把妳的澎澎帶回家

217
00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:39,783
‎我還要借刮毛刀

218
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,994
‎藍色馬自達要帶我去休閒餐廳吃晚餐

219
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,872
‎男人在休閒餐廳撒錢時
‎你就一定要除毛

220
00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:48,959
‎妳確定我們可以

221
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,879
‎直接衝到陌生人家裡拿錄影帶？

222
00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,756
‎奶奶，我別無選擇

223
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:57,509
‎要是我們被謀殺呢？誰來關燉鍋？

224
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,434
‎天哪！

225
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,564
‎我又錯過萬聖節

226
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:13,108
‎聽好，我沒有糖果

227
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:18,489
‎但我有一些火柴
‎和1974年的違規停車罰單

228
00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:22,201
‎里歐，你好

229
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:23,911
‎認不出我嗎？

230
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,287
‎認得出

231
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:30,626
‎妳打扮得很像有房子又有頭髮的琪蒂

232
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,753
‎服裝超迷人

233
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:35,798
‎你是不是還沒還
‎租來的《瘋狂店員》？

234
00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:37,925
‎你們是警察？

235
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,927
‎里歐，回魂囉

236
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,471
‎如果你們警察在找“李歐回魂囉”

237
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,389
‎你們找錯人了

238
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,351
‎拜託，里歐，這很重要

239
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,354
‎知道我最近狂看什麼嗎？

240
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,439
‎《真實世界》

241
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,399
‎你們想想

242
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:57,945
‎如果那是真實世界，這裡又是什麼？

243
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,199
‎我看拿不回來了

244
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,287
‎等等，里歐，今天是萬聖節

245
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:09,790
‎我不想拿糖，知道我想拿什麼嗎？

246
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,792
‎《瘋狂店員》的電影

247
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,753
‎好巧！我有一捲

248
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,089
‎我拿來給你們

249
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,884
‎-等等，妳認識這傢伙？
‎-他是…他…

250
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,053
‎老樣子，他年紀比你爸和他朋友大

251
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:27,641
‎他們十幾歲時常和他鬼混

252
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:31,770
‎算了

253
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,857
‎他們一定說了些什麼

254
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,818
‎好，你們是在找電影的警察？

255
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,278
‎沒錯

256
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,824
‎-萬聖節快樂
‎-謝謝

257
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:49,162
‎原來你在這裡

258
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:52,291
‎我和莉亞下午好開心

259
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:55,419
‎琪蒂，這棟房子受到攻擊

260
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,088
‎到處都是青少年

261
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:02,634
‎還有個半裸的女人在家裡晃來晃去

262
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,679
‎很好，雪莉在洗澡

263
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:10,851
‎為什麼又讓家裡亂哄哄？

264
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:15,063
‎我們終於成功擺脫那些蠢蛋！

265
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,108
‎但是我想他們

266
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,570
‎我覺得家裡太安靜了，瑞德

267
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,822
‎那就養一隻鸚鵡

268
00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:27,993
‎要是還不夠吵，就邀妳妹過來

269
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,662
‎我喜歡莉亞來家裡過暑假

270
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,205
‎家裡又有生氣了

271
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:36,919
‎前幾天我走進廁所，有人尿尿過
‎還把坐墊掀起來

272
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,338
‎我好高興

273
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,424
‎這我也做得到

274
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,218
‎隨便你怎麼抱怨，但過去幾週來

275
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,596
‎我隱約看到過去的瑞德

276
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,515
‎充滿生氣和熱情，我想念他

277
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,267
‎他退休了

278
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,145
‎但他還沒死

279
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,855
‎你不能一整天

280
00:14:56,939 --> 00:15:00,525
‎都在菜園挖土，玩你的番茄

281
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:04,738
‎-妳很愛我的番茄！
‎-你的番茄太小了！

282
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:10,827
‎你滿頭大汗

283
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,873
‎妳呼吸急促

284
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,508
‎好大聲的退休生活

285
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:28,136
‎我的蜘蛛網清乾淨了

286
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,390
‎我可以出來了嗎？

287
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,266
‎雪莉

288
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,605
‎我在洗澡，洗完時你們正在炒飯

289
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,983
‎我就靜靜等到風平浪靜

290
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,735
‎我就說嘛，我聽到有人沖馬桶

291
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:49,616
‎對不起，我上來是想
‎為錯誤的約會做準備

292
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:50,826
‎約會？

293
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:53,203
‎藍色馬自達，休閒餐…認真點

294
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,416
‎但我趁機好好思考了
‎我從沒這樣做過

295
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,751
‎我想過怎樣的人生？

296
00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:01,003
‎因為我很確定

297
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:05,090
‎絕對不是躲在鄰居的浴室聽老人辦事

298
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,926
‎聲音真像在啃玉米棒

299
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,013
‎我是怎麼了？

300
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,891
‎我為什麼永遠學不乖？

301
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:19,438
‎親愛的，別苛責自己

302
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,107
‎妳工作穩定

303
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,944
‎獨力扶養兩個乖孩子

304
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,779
‎妳棒得不得了

305
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,158
‎-琪蒂，幹嘛騙她？
‎-瑞德…

306
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:32,868
‎但他說得對

307
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:36,413
‎好，也許妳該遠離男人一陣子

308
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,832
‎試著過單身的生活

309
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,417
‎一個人感覺很恐怖

310
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,753
‎妳不是一個人，妳有我們

311
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:43,670
‎我們？

312
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,173
‎我還以為你心情好多了

313
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,763
‎歡迎參加電影之夜

314
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,015
‎一定會很好看
‎為了讓大家一開始就有好心情

315
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,976
‎我幫每個人準備了一盒葡萄乾麥麩

316
00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,145
‎葡萄乾麥麩！

317
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,564
‎大家都愛吃，記得吧？

318
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,233
‎不是嗎？沒這回事？

319
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:09,696
‎知道誰愛吃葡萄乾麥麩嗎？
‎我堂哥，他幫前美式…

320
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,198
‎妳閉嘴

321
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,868
‎-要看什麼片？
‎-我最愛的電影

322
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:18,538
‎《瘋狂店員》，由凱文史密斯主演
‎他很吸引我

323
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:21,792
‎好…

324
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:27,339
‎MTV你好，我是里歐

325
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,966
‎是74歲的鮮肉

326
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,178
‎很適合上《真實世界》

327
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,262
‎這是什麼？

328
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,099
‎不知道，應該是《瘋狂店員》才對

329
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,683
‎聊聊我的趣事

330
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:43,146
‎我從雲霄飛車跌下來三次

331
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,150
‎第四次也算的話，就是四次

332
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:51,154
‎別看電影吧

333
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,281
‎誰想分享有趣的故事？

334
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:55,784
‎很好，內特

335
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,579
‎不是，葡萄乾麥麩太乾，他被嗆到

336
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:01,206
‎拿東西給他喝

337
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,251
‎不必插吸管！

338
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:07,504
‎好，寶貝快喝

339
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,842
‎沒事，我吞下去了

340
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:17,013
‎不對，要這樣清喉嚨，像…

341
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:21,601
‎莉亞，妳該做活動企劃，真好玩

342
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:23,353
‎對不起！

343
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,565
‎我真心希望今晚很完美

344
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,066
‎算了

345
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,361
‎莉亞…

346
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,739
‎別吃了

347
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:35,782
‎但我好餓

348
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,953
‎激動妹，剛剛是怎樣？

349
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,580
‎我是騙子

350
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,290
‎我沒看過《瘋狂店員》

351
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,792
‎我最愛看的是…《威鯨闖天關》

352
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:48,753
‎是關於一個男孩

353
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,089
‎和他的鯨魚

354
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:52,841
‎所以呢？

355
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,510
‎他想讓威利回到大海

356
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:58,597
‎不是啦，我是問妳為什麼崩潰？

357
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,016
‎我只是…

358
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,269
‎我好像是這個團體的冒牌貨

359
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,606
‎你們感情很好，又很酷

360
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,317
‎但我只是我

361
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,195
‎妳懷疑自己時，要記得

362
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,031
‎妳家地下室超炫的

363
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:19,576
‎我以為妳會說得更中聽一點

364
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,037
‎知道這裡多無聊嗎？

365
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:27,417
‎上週我們把棍子丟到溪中
‎想用其他棍子打中它

366
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,669
‎內特說這叫棍棍

367
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,634
‎呆瓜，問題不只是地下室

368
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,178
‎如果妳擔心的是我，我們很好

369
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,307
‎還有，如果妳擔心和其他人處不來

370
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,476
‎妳會發現一群邊緣人

371
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:46,519
‎而我是大姊頭

372
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,731
‎我從沒交過妳這種朋友

373
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:51,816
‎我知道

374
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,444
‎妳們兩個！

375
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,030
‎原來袋子裡還有一個袋子

376
00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,032
‎這叫袋袋

377
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:01,952
‎我剛想到的

378
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:10,001
‎袋袋裡的東東好棒棒

379
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:14,047
‎但《威鯨闖天關》更棒，我喜歡

380
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,050
‎我不覺得
‎這只是鯨魚版的《E.T.外星人》

381
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,388
‎我知道這不是《瘋狂店員》
‎但還蠻可愛的吧？

382
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:26,601
‎我好像是男主角，威利就像橡皮筋

383
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,728
‎我懂了

384
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,856
‎莉亞，威利能回到大海嗎？

385
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,316
‎E.T.外星人回去了嗎？

386
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:36,736
‎-加油，威利
‎-加油

387
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,654
‎你行的

388
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,364
‎-你可以的，加油
‎-好棒，威利

389
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,448
‎讚啦！

390
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,700
‎他回去了！

391
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:51,918
‎你們的眼睛業障重

392
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,505
‎佛曼先生

393
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,424
‎我在廂型車裡找到這個

394
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,634
‎看來有人暗戀我

395
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,636
‎是你吧？

396
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:05,932
‎只是一件襯衫，別搞得這麼尷尬

397
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:07,100
‎我沒有

398
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,146
‎-可以叫你瑞德叔叔嗎？
‎-滾出去

399
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:15,483
‎再見，瑞德叔叔

400
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,488
‎琪蒂

401
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:25,201
‎妳穿這樣和男人分手？

402
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,831
‎真難想像妳去泳池派對會穿什麼

403
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,627
‎怎樣？我都穿這樣參加喪禮

404
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,922
‎這是我和人永別的裝扮

405
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:42,469
‎他來了，我好緊張

406
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:44,012
‎我吃了一堆頭髮

407
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:46,931
‎本來的髮型高多了

408
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,016
‎別這樣

409
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,061
‎-妳很堅強
‎-沒錯

410
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,687
‎-妳很獨立
‎-沒錯

411
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,814
‎-妳還很年輕…吧
‎-沒錯

412
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:59,361
‎-他只是喇叭聲很炫的男人
‎-沒錯

413
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,987
‎去吧

414
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,198
‎甩掉那個木頭人！

415
00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:05,617
‎《芮琪雷克》裡都這樣說

416
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,805
‎讓妳看到我性感的樣子
‎我覺得會很好玩

417
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:13,184
‎字幕翻譯：易敬能