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‎那么…怎么办？到底来不来？

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‎我不知道 我衣服上还写着这种话

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‎（够胆 让孩子远离毒品）

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‎没错 让咱们够胆就试试

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‎是啊 他们没考虑清楚
‎别人能解读出啥意思

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‎兄弟 这玩意儿算打火机吗？

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‎算啊

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‎我不知道我做不做得来
‎我来自一个有名的家族

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‎我表哥给布雷特法弗装过浴室

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‎不好意思 别让我又听到
‎布雷特法弗浴室那档子事

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‎伙计们 咱们上保健课都学过

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‎我觉得大家就应该说…

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‎哇哦

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‎-宝贝 你感觉到了吗？
‎-好像没有

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‎大金刚为啥是猩猩 不是驴子？

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‎骗人的

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‎他们将整个帝国建立在谎言之上

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‎对啊 我也没啥感觉

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‎有意思

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‎伙子 这些旧法兰绒太牛了

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‎那些是我爷爷的 他娶了那谁谁

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‎等等…那是谁来着？

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‎喂 我是谁？

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‎你爷爷的身体

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‎刚才还在 然后没了

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‎就像爱情

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‎莉亚 你想知道大金刚的阴谋吗？

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‎他是大猩猩

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‎这有点像雪儿克罗其实不是只乌鸦

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‎必须的

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‎爷爷的身体饿了

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‎我去拿零食 你们想吃什么？

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‎葡萄干麦片

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‎葡萄干麦片

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‎葡萄干麦片

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‎交给我

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‎等等 我要拿啥来着？

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‎一 二 三 四…

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‎在街上闲逛

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‎和上周没什么两样

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‎没什么事好做 就跟你把话说

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‎这样挺好 这样挺好

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‎你好 威斯康辛！

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‎（90年代秀）

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‎我只是…不知道晚上要干点什么了

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‎这么多夏季重播

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‎要能出几集《五口之家》
‎让我弄死一口子都行

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‎要是再让我看一遍《优雅从容》

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‎我就要放火闹事了

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‎凯蒂 我从菜园收了第一轮的菜

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‎让我们瞧瞧

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‎哇！

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‎我要把它切成片 然后放在汉堡上

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‎过家家的汉堡

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‎-你不在地下室 来这里做什么？
‎-实话实说呗

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‎哦 厨房在这里呐 超赞

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‎嗨！

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‎可不是嗨了么

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‎怎么样…你在楼下
‎跟新朋友玩得开心吗？

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‎完全是我想要的

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‎除了葡萄干麦片

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‎家里好像没了

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‎啊？

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‎但我答应要拿葡萄干麦片的

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‎要是没有的话 就又没人跟我玩了

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‎你没事吧？

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‎（菜单）

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‎谁会不愿意跟你做朋友呢？

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‎你聪明伶俐

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‎说起来 应该给你块饼干吃

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‎哪个小屁孩要是敢喷你

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‎我非揪着他们衣服领子

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‎把他们扔出去

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‎（加分！）

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‎没错 现在肩膀也好了 他有这本事

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‎这倒是提醒我了

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‎你明天能开车送我去做理疗吧？

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‎我要去做头发…但应该能行

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‎赶紧跟我跳舞吧 大猩猩

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‎好吧 聊得好爽

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‎-这应该是莉亚的房间
‎-嗯 她人呢？

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‎这睡衣挺朴实的

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‎不是吧 她有高血压

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‎这是她爷爷奶奶的房间

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‎现在拿着这件睡衣觉得没意思了

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‎挖到宝了！

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‎我要下手了

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‎宝贝 你穿这件会很好看的

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‎像是火辣的伐木工

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‎惹得我想在小树林跟你干坏事

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‎我刚支帐篷了

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‎兄弟 有它就不会了

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‎这个归我了

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‎原来你们在我爷爷奶奶房间里

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‎我都没敢进过这里

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‎-我们来这儿没问题吗？
‎-嗯 我没意见

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‎现在是暑假 大家开开心心
‎想做什么就做什么 对吧？

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‎不对

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‎-拜拜了
‎-出去

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‎-回头见
‎-出去

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‎-常来啊
‎-出去

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‎这个糖霜多

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‎那是我的

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‎-我们从来不锁推拉门
‎-现在开始要锁了

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‎对不起 爷爷

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‎听着 这种阵仗 我见识过

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‎以后要先给你们立点规矩

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‎告诉你那帮朋友

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‎别想吃我的 喝我的

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‎要敢进我房间 我非打他们屁股不可

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‎人们在卧室里放了各种私人物品

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‎我爸在他们夫妻的房间
‎藏了一条鞭子防贼

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‎他还有一副毛茸茸的手铐 以防…

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‎我的神啊

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‎他们好像觉得我很酷

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‎自从我来到这里之后 一切都很棒

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‎我们抽了…火腿

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‎还开了…

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‎火腿

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‎我担心他们期待还有火腿 知道吗？

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‎这可要不少火腿呢

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‎我觉得你给自己太大压力了

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‎何不邀请他们
‎哪天晚上来一起看电影呢？

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‎没人在听我说话吗？

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‎奶奶 我不确定
‎电影之夜？不会无聊吗？

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‎不啊 会很好玩的

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‎就明天吧

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‎我们租卷带子 再做一根火腿

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‎既然你们心心念念想要

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‎我去开门！

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‎你们哪个冲我家孩子吼来着？

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‎雷德 找你的

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‎我不知道哪个是你家娃 但他们活该

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‎是格温和内特 谢了 我吼得都烦死了

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‎昨天 我抓到内特在房顶滑旱冰

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‎我怀他十个月

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‎医生说没事 但我觉得够呛

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‎你搬到隔壁了 是吧？

139
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‎我上周跟你挥手
‎但你正拿着水管子洗头发 所以…

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‎我叫凯蒂 这位是雷德

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‎我是雪莉 是啊 我的淋浴坏了

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‎事实证明
‎它承受不了两个大人的重量

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‎瞧瞧你跟你老公 这么有情趣

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‎老公滚蛋了

145
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‎但跟我约会的男人
‎一直吵吵着要一起住

146
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‎-你们交往多久了？
‎-两个星期

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‎刚两个星期 他已经想搬进来了？

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‎对 他有点黏人 我应该把他甩了

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‎太可惜了 他要啥有啥
‎长得帅 工作好 还有辆蓝色米亚达

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‎你们介意我
‎借用微波炉热一下这个吗？

151
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‎我家的微波炉 一个钟头都搞不定

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‎当然 在厨房

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‎凯蒂 你真贴心 雷德嘛…

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‎嗯

155
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‎她的包里什么都有

156
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‎是啊 垃圾一满兜

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‎也许你想太多了

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‎我们能快进到你选电影的环节吗？

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‎“快进”！真妙

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‎我应该把这段子寄去《雷诺今夜秀》

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‎关键是我不能挑
‎大家都觉得傻乎乎的片子

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‎你选的才不会傻乎乎呢

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‎-来吧 你最喜欢哪部电影？
‎-《威鲸闯天关》吧

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‎妈呀 傻冒泡儿了！

165
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‎我去找人帮忙

166
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‎-举起手来！
‎-要钱拿走 全拿走

167
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‎我老板从来不锁车
‎她的车牌上写着“刷片荡妇”

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‎是很难听 我也不想说
‎就是告诉你一声

169
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‎求你了…

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‎杰伊 是我啦 逗你玩呢

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‎哦

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‎我也是

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‎真够逗的

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‎没想到你在这里打工

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‎混演艺圈这事 我不想太高调

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‎对哈

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‎我想为电影之夜选一部酷酷的电影

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‎我也不是超级担心啦

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‎那是哪部片子来着？

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‎就一群人 在那里 那谁谁的？

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‎-《疯狂店员》？
‎-对的 《疯狂店员》！

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‎我去！我超爱《疯狂店员》
‎凯文史密斯 多棒啊？

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‎就是 他在里面超性感的

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‎哦 好吧

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‎我看看有没有哈 看看…

186
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‎好烦 租出去了

187
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‎有人霸占六个星期没还呢

188
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‎杰伊 来厕所帮我一下

189
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‎《魔岛仙踪》的火山喷了

190
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‎回头聊 妹子

191
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‎-来吧 奶奶 我们得走了
‎-等一下

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‎戴夫牧师 是我 凯蒂！

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‎（只限成人）

194
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‎上次百乐餐之后就没再见你呢

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‎这也太不圣洁了

196
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‎嗨 福尔曼先生

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‎看看我在你的迷你菜园里发现了什么

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‎小黄瓜

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‎给我

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‎这是正常尺寸

201
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‎别觉得丢脸
‎也许它只是蔫巴了 还没硬起来

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‎说起来
‎我是来找你聊聊法兰绒衬衣的事

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‎能给我一件吗？

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‎为啥？

205
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‎我女朋友说我穿着可帅
‎其实我有点高攀不上她

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‎但我非常爱她 我想让她开心

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00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:11,130
‎真不错

208
00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:14,925
‎我和第一任女友也有过类似经历

209
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,970
‎你知道她叫什么吗？

210
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,430
‎出去

211
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:21,890
‎遵命 先生

212
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:23,934
‎嘿 邻居

213
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:29,231
‎凯蒂说我家淋浴修好之前

214
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,400
‎我可以来这里搓搓洗洗

215
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,944
‎这里也是我家

216
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:37,740
‎回你自己家搓搓洗洗去

217
00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:39,783
‎我还得借把剃刀

218
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,994
‎蓝色米亚达约我去“胡塞餐厅”吃晚餐

219
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,872
‎有人愿意在“胡塞餐厅”花大钱
‎你可得把毛毛刮干净

220
00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:48,959
‎你确定我们可以

221
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,879
‎就这么闯进别人家要录像带哇？

222
00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,756
‎奶奶 我别无选择

223
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:57,509
‎如果我们被杀怎么办？
‎谁惦记着给慢炖锅关火啊？

224
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,434
‎老天！

225
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,564
‎万圣节又来搞偷袭了

226
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:13,108
‎听着 我可没什么糖块

227
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:18,489
‎但我有几根火柴
‎还有一张1975年的停车票

228
00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:22,201
‎利奥 嗨

229
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:23,911
‎你不认得我了吗？

230
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,287
‎认得

231
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:30,626
‎对呀 你打扮得像凯蒂
‎有房子有头发那个女的

232
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,753
‎这身打扮绝了

233
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:35,798
‎你是不是租了电影《疯狂店员》
‎而且没有还？

234
00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:37,925
‎你们是警察吗？

235
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,927
‎利奥 集中注意力

236
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,471
‎你们如果要找利奥集中注意力

237
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,389
‎那你们找错人了

238
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,351
‎拜托 利奥 这很重要

239
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,354
‎知道我最近喜欢刷啥片子不？

240
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,439
‎《真实世界》

241
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,399
‎想想看

242
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:57,945
‎如果他们演的是真实世界
‎那这些又是啥？

243
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,199
‎这法子可能行不通

244
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,287
‎等等 利奥 今天就是万圣节

245
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:09,790
‎你知道我想要的其实是什么吗？

246
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,792
‎《疯狂店员》的录影带

247
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,753
‎我勒个去！我正好有一卷

248
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,089
‎我去拿

249
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,884
‎-等等 你怎么认识这个人的？
‎-他只是…他很…

250
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,053
‎就那样啦 他就是

251
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:27,641
‎你爸和他朋友年轻时候
‎经常一起玩的老家伙

252
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:31,770
‎不会的

253
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,857
‎有事儿他们会出声的

254
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,818
‎好了 你们就是要录影带的警察？

255
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,278
‎对 没错

256
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,824
‎-万圣节快乐
‎-谢谢

257
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:49,162
‎原来你在这儿呢

258
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:52,291
‎莉亚和我一下午可开心了

259
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:55,419
‎凯蒂 咱们家被袭击了

260
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,088
‎到处都是半大小孩儿

261
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:02,634
‎还有一个半裸女在我家到处招摇

262
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,679
‎太好了 雪莉来洗澡了

263
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:10,851
‎你怎么又找人来家里捣乱？

264
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:15,063
‎原本好好的 笨蛋都滚蛋了！

265
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,108
‎我有点想念他们

266
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,570
‎雷德 我感觉家里太安静了

267
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,822
‎那就养只鹦鹉

268
00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:27,993
‎如果还嫌不够聒噪 就把你姐妹叫来

269
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,662
‎我挺享受莉亚来过暑假的

270
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,205
‎家里又有生气了

271
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:36,919
‎那天 我进厕所一看
‎有人尿完没放马桶盖

272
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,338
‎把我给高兴坏了

273
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,424
‎我可以帮忙啊

274
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,218
‎随你怎么抱怨 但过去几个星期

275
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,596
‎我又看到了雷德从前的影子

276
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,515
‎那种火焰 那种激情 我很想念他

277
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,267
‎他退休了

278
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,145
‎但他还活着

279
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,855
‎你不能一整天

280
00:14:56,939 --> 00:15:00,525
‎都在园子里鼓捣番茄

281
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:04,738
‎-你喜欢我的番茄！
‎-你的番茄太小了！

282
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:10,827
‎你头上全是汗

283
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,873
‎你的胸口起伏得厉害

284
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,508
‎看来退休的日子结束了

285
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:28,136
‎管道很久没进毛刷刷了

286
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,390
‎我现在出来安全不？

287
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,266
‎雪莉

288
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,605
‎我正洗澡呢 刚完事 你俩就开始折腾

289
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,983
‎我就在里面窝着 等暴风雨结束

290
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,735
‎我就说听见冲马桶的声音了

291
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:49,616
‎抱歉 我就是上来梳洗
‎准备赴一场不该赴的约会

292
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:50,826
‎约会？

293
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:53,203
‎蓝色米亚达 胡塞…要跟上剧情呀

294
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,416
‎我倒是难得有这种机会思考

295
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,751
‎我到底想要什么？

296
00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:01,003
‎因为我确定

297
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:05,090
‎躲在邻居家浴室听老头老太嘿咻
‎可不是我的追求

298
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,926
‎听着像别人啃玉米棒子

299
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,013
‎我是怎么了？

300
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,891
‎为什么我总是不断犯同样的错误？

301
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:19,438
‎哦 亲爱的 别这么难为自己

302
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,107
‎你有一份稳定的工作

303
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,944
‎你一个人养育了两个好孩子

304
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,779
‎你很棒

305
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,158
‎-凯蒂 你为什么要骗她？
‎-雷德…

306
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:32,868
‎但他没得说错

307
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:36,413
‎或许可以先把男人放在一边

308
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,832
‎体验一下独立的感觉

309
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,417
‎孤身一人 感觉好可怕

310
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,753
‎你不是一个人 你还有我们

311
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:43,670
‎我们？

312
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,173
‎你现在心情应该好点了吧

313
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,763
‎欢迎来到电影之夜

314
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,015
‎今晚肯定超赞 首先

315
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,976
‎我给你们每人准备了一盒葡萄干麦片

316
00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,145
‎葡萄干麦片！

317
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,564
‎大家都喜欢 记得吗？

318
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,233
‎不是吗？这事没发生吗？

319
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:09,696
‎你知道谁喜欢葡萄干麦片吗？
‎我表哥 他给布雷特法弗…

320
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,198
‎别

321
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,868
‎-那我们要看什么？
‎-我最喜欢的电影

322
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:18,538
‎《疯狂店员》凯文史密斯主演
‎我可喜欢他了

323
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:21,792
‎好吧…

324
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:27,339
‎嗨 音乐电视台 我是利奥

325
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,966
‎我今年74了

326
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,178
‎演《真实世界》特别合适

327
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,262
‎这是什么呀？

328
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,099
‎不知道 应该是《疯狂店员》才对

329
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,683
‎说到个人趣事

330
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:43,146
‎我从过山车上摔下来三回

331
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,150
‎其实是四回 如果算上第四回

332
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:51,154
‎还是别看了

333
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,281
‎有人有趣事分享吗？

334
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:55,784
‎很好 内特

335
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,579
‎不 他吃葡萄干麦片噎着了 太干了

336
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:01,206
‎给他拿点喝的

337
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,251
‎不用吸管了！

338
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:07,504
‎好了 宝贝 喝吧

339
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,842
‎好了 顺下去了

340
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:17,013
‎不行 你得这样 清出来…

341
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:21,601
‎莉亚 你应该当活动策划人
‎这真是太有意思了

342
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:23,353
‎对不起！

343
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,565
‎我真的希望今晚能完美

344
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,066
‎算了

345
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,361
‎莉亚…

346
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,739
‎别吃了

347
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:35,782
‎我饿了

348
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,953
‎嘿 戏精 刚才怎么回事？

349
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,580
‎我太假了

350
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,290
‎我根本没看过《疯狂店员》

351
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,792
‎我最喜欢的电影是…《威鲸闯天关》

352
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:48,753
‎讲的是一个小男孩

353
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,089
‎还有他的鲸鱼

354
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:52,841
‎然后呢？

355
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,510
‎他想把鲸鱼送回大海

356
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:58,597
‎不 我是想问 你为什么那么激动？

357
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,016
‎就是…

358
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,269
‎我感觉跟你们在一起 我很格格不入

359
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,606
‎你们那么酷 那么要好

360
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,317
‎只有我

361
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,195
‎如果你怀疑自己 记住

362
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,031
‎你家地下室超赞的

363
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:19,576
‎我还以为你会说些更好听的呢

364
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,037
‎你知道这里有多无聊吗？

365
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:27,417
‎上礼拜 我们往河里扔了一根棍子
‎然后朝它扔别的棍子

366
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,669
‎内特管这叫“棒打棒棒”

367
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,634
‎傻瓜 不光是你家地下室

368
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,178
‎如果是我让你有压力 咱们俩好得很

369
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,307
‎如果你担心自己不合群

370
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,476
‎那你算找到不合群的人了

371
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:46,519
‎我可是个中王者

372
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,731
‎我没交过像你这样的朋友

373
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:51,816
‎我知道

374
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,444
‎伙计们！

375
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,030
‎我们在这个袋子里又找到另一个袋子

376
00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,032
‎袋中袋

377
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:01,952
‎我刚想到的

378
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:10,001
‎袋中袋里可真有好货

379
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:14,047
‎那也比不过《威鲸闯天关》我喜欢

380
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,050
‎冷静 这就是
‎鲸鱼版《ET外星人》而已

381
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,388
‎虽然不是《疯狂店员》
‎但也挺可爱的 对吧？

382
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:26,601
‎就好像我是那个男孩
‎鲸鱼威利是橡皮筋

383
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,728
‎我终于懂了

384
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,856
‎莉亚 威利会成功吗？

385
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,316
‎ET外星人成功了吗？

386
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:36,736
‎-加油 威利
‎-加油

387
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,654
‎你能行

388
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,364
‎-你能行 来吧
‎-好的 威利

389
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,490
‎耶！

390
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,700
‎他成功了！

391
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:51,918
‎就当没发生

392
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,505
‎嗨 福尔曼先生

393
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,424
‎这是我在面包车里发现的

394
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,634
‎看来我有一个神秘的仰慕者

395
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,636
‎是你 对吧？

396
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:05,932
‎不过是一件衬衣 别搞得这么诡异

397
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:07,100
‎我没有

398
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,146
‎-我能叫你雷德叔叔吗？
‎-出去

399
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:15,483
‎再见 雷德叔叔

400
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,488
‎凯蒂

401
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:25,201
‎你就穿这身跟男人分手？

402
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,831
‎那泳池派对得穿成什么样啊

403
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,627
‎说什么呢？这是我的葬礼装

404
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,922
‎这是跟别人道永别的衣裳

405
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:42,469
‎肯定是他了 老天 我好紧张

406
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:44,012
‎我吃了一堆头发

407
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:46,931
‎之前比现在高多了

408
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,016
‎别这样

409
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,061
‎-你很坚强
‎-嗯

410
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,687
‎-你很独立
‎-嗯

411
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,814
‎-你还年轻…吧
‎-嗯

412
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:59,361
‎-他也就有一个高级喇叭
‎-嗯

413
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,987
‎好了 去吧

414
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,198
‎甩掉那家伙！

415
00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:05,617
‎《瑞奇莱克》节目上就这么说

416
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,805
‎我想着让你看看我的性感样
‎应该挺不赖的

417
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:13,184
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