1 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:12,722 So… what's the deal? Are we doing this or not? 2 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:14,098 I don't know. 3 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:15,767 I'm literally wearing this. 4 00:00:16,601 --> 00:00:18,269 Yeah, they're daring us to do it. 5 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:21,189 Yeah, they didn't think that messaging through. 6 00:00:21,272 --> 00:00:23,775 Bro, does this count as a lighter? 7 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:25,068 Uh, yeah. 8 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:29,280 I don't know if I can do this. I'm from a famous family. 9 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,741 My cousin did Brett Favre's bathroom. 10 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:35,286 I'm sorry. I can't do your Brett Favre bathroom story again. 11 00:00:37,121 --> 00:00:38,998 Guys, we learned about this in health class. 12 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:40,583 I think we should just say… 13 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:42,001 Whoa. 14 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:45,671 -Babe, are you feeling it? -I don't think so. 15 00:00:46,506 --> 00:00:49,467 Why is Donkey Kong a gorilla and not a donkey? 16 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,553 It's a lie. 17 00:00:53,805 --> 00:00:57,100 They based their entire empire on a lie. 18 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:00,853 Yeah, I'm not feeling it either. 19 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:09,737 Interesting. 20 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:12,907 Dude, these old flannels are so dope. 21 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:17,495 Those are my grandpa's flannels. He's married to what's-her-name. 22 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:21,082 Wait… What's her name?! 23 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:23,251 Hey, who am I? 24 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:26,045 Your grandpa's body. 25 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:28,840 It was there. It was gone. 26 00:01:30,383 --> 00:01:31,384 Just like love. 27 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:35,596 Leia, do you want to hear about the Donkey Kong conspiracy? 28 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:37,890 He's a gorilla! 29 00:01:38,683 --> 00:01:41,394 It's kinda like how Sheryl Crow isn't actually a crow. 30 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:43,896 Totally. 31 00:01:45,565 --> 00:01:47,316 Grandpa's body's hungry. 32 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,028 I'll get snacks. What do you guys want? 33 00:01:51,571 --> 00:01:52,613 Raisin Bran. 34 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:54,490 Raisin Bran. 35 00:01:54,574 --> 00:01:55,658 Raisin Bran! 36 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,201 On it. 37 00:02:00,079 --> 00:02:01,414 Wait, what was I getting? 38 00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:03,499 One, two, three, four! 39 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,180 Hello, Wisconsin! 40 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:21,267 Well, I just… I don't know what to do with my evenings anymore 41 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:23,519 with these summer reruns. 42 00:02:23,603 --> 00:02:27,023 I would murder someone for a fresh Party of Five. 43 00:02:27,607 --> 00:02:30,151 If I have to sit through another Grace Under Fire rerun, 44 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:31,944 I'm gonna root for the fire. 45 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:37,742 Kitty, I've got the first haul from my vegetable garden. 46 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,578 Show us your harvest. 47 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:48,085 Wow! 48 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:54,592 I am gonna just slice this up and put it on some burgers. 49 00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:56,636 Doll burgers. 50 00:02:57,220 --> 00:03:00,640 -What are you doing out of the basement? -Calling it like I see it. 51 00:03:02,892 --> 00:03:05,228 Oh, here's the kitchen. Wild. 52 00:03:06,729 --> 00:03:07,813 Hi! 53 00:03:09,065 --> 00:03:10,233 Clearly. 54 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:15,196 So… you having fun downstairs with your new friends? 55 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,323 It's everything I've ever wanted. 56 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:18,908 Besides Raisin Bran. 57 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:20,576 Oh, I think we're all out. 58 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:22,119 What?! 59 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:24,330 But I… I promised Raisin Bran. 60 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:28,834 If I don't find some Raisin B, I'm gonna be alone again! 61 00:03:29,794 --> 00:03:31,087 Are you okay? 62 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:41,097 Well, now, who wouldn't want to be your friend? 63 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,890 You are smart and charming. 64 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:46,269 In fact, you deserve a cookie. 65 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:53,985 If any of those kids give you guff, 66 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:56,904 I will grab them by the back of their collar 67 00:03:56,988 --> 00:03:59,282 -and toss them into next week. 68 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:04,203 That's right. He can do it too, now that his shoulder is healed. 69 00:04:04,704 --> 00:04:05,663 Which reminds me, 70 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,499 are you gonna be able to drive me to physical therapy tomorrow? 71 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:13,337 Oh. I'm getting my hair done. 72 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:14,547 But I'll make it work. 73 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:17,633 Now, dance with me, you big gorilla. 74 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:22,221 Okay. Good talk. 75 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:29,979 -I think this is Leia's room. -Yeah. Where is she? 76 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:31,063 Huh. 77 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:34,108 Pretty sensible sleepwear. 78 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:37,445 Oh no. She's got high blood pressure. 79 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,448 It's her grandparents' room. 80 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:45,286 Holding this has become less exciting. 81 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:49,290 It's the mother lode! 82 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:50,833 I'm goin' in. 83 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:54,378 Oh, you'd look so good in this, babe. 84 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:56,964 Like a hot lumberjack. 85 00:04:57,757 --> 00:04:59,717 Makes me wanna do stuff with you in the woods. 86 00:05:01,427 --> 00:05:02,636 I just pitched a tent. 87 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,765 Bro, this will make it go away. 88 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:10,519 This is mine now. 89 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:13,356 Oh, here you guys are. In my grandparents' room. 90 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:15,524 The room I've never dared set foot in my whole life. 91 00:05:15,608 --> 00:05:18,027 -Is it cool that we're up here? -Yeah, I'm cool. 92 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:22,114 It's the summer. Let's have fun. We should do whatever we want. Right? 93 00:05:22,198 --> 00:05:23,199 Wrong. 94 00:05:28,204 --> 00:05:29,872 -Buh-bye now. -Get out. 95 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,624 -See you soon. -Get out. 96 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:33,918 -Don't be a stranger. -Get out. 97 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,169 Extra icing. 98 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,879 That was mine. 99 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:40,132 -We never lock the sliding door. -We do now. 100 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,220 I'm sorry, Grandpa. 101 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:47,223 Look, I lived through this once before. 102 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:49,517 And I'm not gonna do this again without some ground rules. 103 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,894 So you tell your friends, 104 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:56,148 no eating my food, no drinking my drinks, 105 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:57,817 and if they go in my room, 106 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,694 my foot goes in their ass. 107 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:04,907 You know, people keep all kinds of private things in their bedroom. 108 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:10,538 My father kept a whip hidden in my parents' room in case of a burglar. 109 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:14,792 Also, he had a pair of furry handcuffs, in case… 110 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,421 Oh dear lord. 111 00:06:19,964 --> 00:06:21,715 I think they think I'm cooler than I am. 112 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:23,759 Since I got here, it's been amazing. 113 00:06:23,843 --> 00:06:24,718 We smoked… 114 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:26,387 a ham, 115 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,431 and we tapped a… 116 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,474 a ham. 117 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:35,146 I'm worried they're expecting more ham, you know? 118 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:39,275 That's an awful lot of ham. 119 00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:42,653 Honey, I think you're putting too much pressure on yourself. 120 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,448 Why don't you invite them back for a movie night? 121 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:47,074 Is nobody listening to me? 122 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,662 I don't know, Grandma. A movie night? It's not boring? 123 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,914 No, it'll be fun. 124 00:06:53,998 --> 00:06:55,416 We'll do it tomorrow. 125 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:58,169 We'll rent a movie and make a ham. 126 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,463 Since you kids are so obsessed with it. 127 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,593 -I'll get it! 128 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,307 Hey, which one of you yelled at my kids? 129 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:13,184 Red, it's for you. 130 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:16,604 I don't know which ones are yours, but they deserved it. 131 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:19,523 Oh, that's Gwen and Nate, and thanks. 132 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,108 I'm sick of yelling at them. 133 00:07:21,192 --> 00:07:24,153 Yesterday, I caught Nate on the roof trying on rollerblades. 134 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,155 I was pregnant with him for ten months. 135 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,991 The doctor said it was okay, but I don't think it was. 136 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:33,454 You moved in next door, right? 137 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:38,250 I waved at you last week, but you were washing your hair with the hose, so… 138 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:41,128 I am Kitty and this is Red. 139 00:07:41,212 --> 00:07:43,923 Oh, I'm Sherri. And, yeah, my shower head's broke. 140 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:47,468 Turns out it can't support the weight of two fully grown adults. 141 00:07:48,052 --> 00:07:51,639 Oh, well, look at you and your hubby keeping things saucy. 142 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:53,891 Oh. Actually, the hubby's out of the picture, 143 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,977 but the guy I've been seeing is talking about us moving in together. 144 00:07:57,061 --> 00:07:58,646 How long have you been seeing each other? 145 00:07:58,729 --> 00:07:59,855 Two weeks. 146 00:07:59,939 --> 00:08:02,274 Two weeks and he already wants to move in? 147 00:08:02,358 --> 00:08:05,986 Yeah, he's kinda clingy. I should probably break things off. 148 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:10,157 It's too bad. He's got it all. Good looks, good job, blue Miata. 149 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:13,911 Hey. You guys mind if I pop this in your microwave? 150 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,829 It'll take a hour if I use mine. 151 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:18,374 Sure, sure. It's in the kitchen. 152 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:21,210 Oh. Kitty, you're a sweetheart. And Red… 153 00:08:22,086 --> 00:08:23,045 Yeah. 154 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:28,509 She has all sorts of things in that bag. 155 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:31,929 Yeah, she's like a trashy Mary Poppins. 156 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:38,435 Maybe you're overthinking this. 157 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:42,022 Could we fast-forward to the part where you pick a movie? 158 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:43,941 Oh! 159 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,610 "Fast-forward"! That is clever! 160 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:48,737 I should send that in to Leno. 161 00:08:48,821 --> 00:08:52,116 It's really important I don't pick something everyone will think is dorky. 162 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:55,077 Well, you couldn't pick something dorky if you tried. 163 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,998 -Come on. What's your favorite movie? -Um, I guess Free Willy. 164 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,750 Whoa. Dork city! 165 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,589 I'm gonna go ask for some help. 166 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:11,760 -Stick 'em up! -Aah! Take my money! Take everything! 167 00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:15,347 My boss never locks her car! Her license plate says MOVIESLUT! 168 00:09:15,431 --> 00:09:18,517 I know. I don't want to say it. I'm just letting you know. 169 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:19,935 Please… 170 00:09:20,019 --> 00:09:22,521 Jay, it's just me. I was joking. 171 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,857 Oh. Yeah. 172 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,318 Me too. 173 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:28,235 Good one. 174 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,405 -I, um, didn't know you worked here. -Oh. 175 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,325 Well, I didn't want to brag about being in show business. 176 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,744 Right. Um… 177 00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:39,788 So I'm trying to find a cool movie for movie night, 178 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:42,374 and, not that I'm super worried about it or anything, 179 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,293 but what's that one movie? 180 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:48,505 You know, with all the guys and the place and… the guys? 181 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,966 -Uh, Clerks? -Clerks, yes! 182 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:53,886 Get out! I love Clerks. Kevin Smith, right? 183 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:57,681 Oh yeah! He was so sexy in that. 184 00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:00,768 Okay. Cool. 185 00:10:01,352 --> 00:10:04,063 Uh, well, let's see if I have it. Let's see… 186 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,524 Ah, crud, it's out. 187 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,569 Some guy has had it for six weeks. 188 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:13,322 Yo, Jay. I need your help in the bathroom. 189 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,658 It's a Joe Versus the Volcano situation. 190 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:18,202 Later, girl. 191 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:25,709 -Come on, Grandma. We gotta go. -Oh, just a sec. 192 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,837 Pastor Dave, it's Kitty! 193 00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:31,965 I haven't seen you since the potluck. 194 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,927 That was very unholy. 195 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,100 Hey, Mr. Forman. 196 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:43,519 Look what I found in your garden of tiny vegetables. 197 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:44,978 Baby cucumber. 198 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,689 Give me that. 199 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:49,566 That is normal-sized. 200 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,612 Don't be embarrassed. Maybe it's a grower, not a shower. 201 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:59,702 Anyway, I came by to talk to you about your flannels. 202 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,286 Can I have one? 203 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:02,204 Why? 204 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:07,543 My girlfriend said I looked good in it, and she's kinda out of my league. 205 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:10,170 But I love her so much, and I want to keep her happy. 206 00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:11,130 That's sweet. 207 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:14,925 I had a similar thing with my first girlfriend. 208 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,970 You know what her name was? 209 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,430 Get out. 210 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:21,890 Yes, sir. 211 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:23,934 Hey, neighbor. 212 00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:29,231 Kitty said until I get my shower situation fixed, 213 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,400 I can rinse my nooks and crannies over here. 214 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,944 Well, this is my house too. 215 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:37,740 So you can just take your crannies home. 216 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:39,783 I'm gonna need to borrow a razor too. 217 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,994 Blue Miata is taking me to dinner at Houlihan's. 218 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,872 When a guy springs for Houlihan's, you gotta whack the weeds. 219 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:48,959 Are you sure it's okay 220 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,879 that we're just showing up at somebody's house to get a movie? 221 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,756 I'm out of options here, Grandma. 222 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:57,509 What if we get murdered? Who's gonna turn off the Crock-Pot? 223 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,434 Aw, man! 224 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,564 Halloween snuck up on me again. 225 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:13,108 Hey, listen. I don't have any candy, man, 226 00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:15,402 but I do have some matches 227 00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:18,489 and a parking ticket from 1975. 228 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:22,201 Leo. Hi. 229 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:23,911 Don't you recognize me? 230 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,287 I do. 231 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:30,626 Yeah. You're dressed like Kitty, the lady with the house and the hair. 232 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,753 Killer costume, man. 233 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:35,798 Did you rent the movie Clerks and not return it? 234 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:37,925 Are you guys cops? 235 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,927 Leo, focus. 236 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,471 Hey, if you cops are looking for Leo Focus, 237 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,389 you got the wrong guy, man. 238 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,351 Please, Leo. This is important. 239 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,354 You know what I've been watching a ton of lately? 240 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,439 The Real World. 241 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,399 Because think about it. 242 00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:57,945 If that's the real world, what's all this? 243 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,199 This might be a dead end. 244 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,287 Wait. Leo, it is Halloween. 245 00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:09,790 And you know what I really want instead of candy? 246 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,792 The movie Clerks. 247 00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,753 Crazy! I got a copy. 248 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,089 I'll get it for you. 249 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,884 -Wait. So how do you know this guy? -Oh, he just… He's… 250 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,053 It's the usual. You know, he's an older man 251 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:27,641 who used to hang out with your dad and his friends when they were teenagers. 252 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:31,854 Nah. 253 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,857 They would have said something. 254 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,818 Okay, are you the cops looking for a movie? 255 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,278 Yes, we are. 256 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,824 -Happy Halloween, man. -Thank you. Thank you. 257 00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:49,162 There you are. 258 00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:52,291 Leia and I had such a fun afternoon. 259 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:55,419 Kitty, this house is under attack. 260 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,088 There are teenagers everywhere 261 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:02,634 and a half-naked lady swinging her bits around my house. 262 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,679 Oh good. Sherri's using the shower. 263 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:10,851 Why did you open our house to chaos again? 264 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:15,063 We had it made. All the dumbasses were gone! 265 00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,108 Well, I miss them. 266 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,570 It's been too quiet around here for me, Red. 267 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,822 Well, then, get a parrot! 268 00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:27,993 And if that's not enough squawkin' for you, invite your sister. 269 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,662 I like having Leia visit for the summer. 270 00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,205 The house is alive again. 271 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:36,919 The other day, I walked into the bathroom, someone had tinkled, left the seat up, 272 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,338 and it made me so happy. 273 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,424 I could do that for you! 274 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,218 Complain all you want, but these past few weeks 275 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,596 I have seen glimpses of the old Red. 276 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,515 The fire, the passion. I miss him. 277 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,267 He's retired. 278 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,145 But he's still alive. 279 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,855 You can't spend all day 280 00:14:56,939 --> 00:15:00,525 scraping around in your garden, playing with your tomatoes. 281 00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:04,738 -You love my tomatoes! -Your tomatoes are small! 282 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:10,827 Your head is sweaty. 283 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,082 -Your chest is heaving. 284 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,508 Well, so much for a quiet retirement. 285 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,970 There's no more lint in my dryer filter. 286 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,390 Is it safe to come out? 287 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,433 Sherri. 288 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,605 I was taking a shower. When I got done, you guys were dirty doggin' it, 289 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,983 so I just hunkered down and rode out the storm. 290 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,735 I told you I heard the toilet flush. 291 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:49,616 Sorry, I was only up here 'cause I was getting ready for this mistake of a date. 292 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:50,826 A date? 293 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:53,203 Blue Miata, Houliha… Keep up. 294 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,416 But it did give me time to think, which I never get to do. 295 00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,751 I mean, what do I want from my life? 296 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:01,003 Because I'm pretty sure 297 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:05,090 hiding in my neighbor's bathroom listening to old people bang isn't it. 298 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,926 Sounded like somebody was eating corn on the cob. 299 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,013 What's wrong with me? 300 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,891 Why do I keep making the same mistake over and over? 301 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:19,438 Oh, honey. Go easy on yourself. 302 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,107 You have a steady job. 303 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,944 You are raising two wonderful kids all on your own. 304 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,779 You are amazing. 305 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,158 -Kitty, why are you lying to her? -Red… 306 00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:32,868 But he's not wrong. 307 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:36,413 Okay, maybe it's time to take a break from the fellas 308 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,832 and see what it's like on your own. 309 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,417 Being alone sounds scary. 310 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,753 Well, you're not alone. You've got us. 311 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:43,670 Us? 312 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,173 You'd think you'd be in a better mood right now. 313 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,763 Welcome to movie night. 314 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,015 It's gonna be pretty major, so to kick things off right 315 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,976 I got everyone their own box of Raisin Bran. 316 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,854 Raisin Bran! Raisin Bran! Raisin Bran! 317 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,564 Everybody loves it. Remember? 318 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,233 No? Did that not happen? 319 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,195 Oh, you know who loves Raisin Bran? 320 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,696 My cousin who did Brett Favre's-- 321 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,198 Do not. 322 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,868 -So what are we watching? -Uh, my favorite movie. 323 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,787 Clerks, starring Kevin Smith. 324 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,538 I'll take a slice of that. 325 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:21,792 Okay… 326 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:27,339 Hey, MTV. I'm Leo, man. 327 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,966 I'm 74 years young, 328 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,178 and I'd be perfect for The Real World, man. 329 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,262 What's this? 330 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,099 I don't know. It was supposed to be Clerks. 331 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,683 Fun facts about me. 332 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:43,146 I've fallen off of three roller coasters, man. 333 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,150 Well, four, if you count the fourth one. 334 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:51,154 Uh… forget movies. 335 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,281 Does anyone have any funny stories to share? 336 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:55,784 Oh good, Nate. 337 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,579 No. He's choking on the Raisin Bran. It's too dry. 338 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:01,206 Give him something to drink. 339 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,251 Forget the straw! 340 00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:07,504 Okay. Drink, baby, drink. 341 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,842 I'm good. It went down. 342 00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:16,388 No, you gotta clear it out like this. Like… 343 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:21,601 Leia, you should be an event planner. This is so fun. 344 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:23,353 Gah! I'm sorry! 345 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,565 I really wanted this to be a perfect night. 346 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,483 Forget it. 347 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,361 Leia… 348 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,739 Hey, stop eating that. 349 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:35,782 I'm hungry! 350 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,953 Yo, drama queen. What was up with that? 351 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,580 I'm a fraud. 352 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,290 I've never even seen Clerks. 353 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,792 My favorite movie is… Free Willy. 354 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:48,753 It's about a boy. 355 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,089 And his whale. 356 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,008 So? 357 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,510 So he tries to get Willy back in the ocean. 358 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:58,597 No. I mean, why did you melt down in there? 359 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,141 It's just… 360 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,269 I feel like an imposter in this group. 361 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,606 You guys are all so close and so cool, 362 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,317 and I'm just me. 363 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,195 If you're ever doubting yourself, just remember, 364 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,031 you have a killer basement. 365 00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:19,576 I thought you were gonna say something way nicer. 366 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,704 You know how boring it is around here? 367 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:27,417 Last week, we threw a stick in the creek and tried to hit it with other sticks. 368 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,669 Nate called it Stick Stick. 369 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,634 It's not just about your basement, dummy. 370 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,345 If you're stressing about me, we're good. 371 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,307 And if you're worried about fitting in with everyone else, 372 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,476 you found the people who don't fit in. 373 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:46,519 And I am their queen. 374 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,731 Never had a friend like you. 375 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:51,983 I know. 376 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,444 Guys! 377 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,030 We just found another bag inside this bag. 378 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,032 Bag bag! 379 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:01,952 I just came up with that. 380 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:10,001 The stuff in that bag bag was good good. 381 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:14,047 Not as good as Free Willy. I love it. 382 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,050 Check yourself. This is just E.T. with a whale. 383 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,388 I know it's not Clerks, but it's kinda cute, right? 384 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:24,140 It's like… I'm the boy 385 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,893 and Willy's the rubber band. 386 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,728 I get it now. 387 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,856 Leia, is Willy gonna make it? 388 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,733 Did E.T. make it? 389 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:36,736 -Come on, Willy. -Come on. 390 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,654 You can do it. 391 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,364 -You got this. Come on. -Yes, Willy. 392 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,448 Yeah! 393 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,700 He made it! 394 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:51,918 This never happened. 395 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,505 Hey, Mr. Forman. 396 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,424 I found this in my van. 397 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,634 Looks like I have a secret admirer. 398 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,636 It's you, isn't it? 399 00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:05,932 It's just a shirt. Don't make it weird. 400 00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:07,100 I'm not. 401 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,146 -Can I call you Uncle Red? -Get out. 402 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:15,525 Bye, Uncle Red. 403 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,488 Kitty. 404 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:25,201 That's what you're wearing to break up with a guy? 405 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,831 I can't imagine what you would wear to a pool party. 406 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,627 What? This is my funeral outfit. 407 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,922 It's what I wear to say goodbye to someone forever. 408 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:42,469 That's him. Oh God, I'm just so nervous. 409 00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:44,012 I've eaten a ton of my hair. 410 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:46,931 This was so much higher. 411 00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,016 Well, stop that. 412 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,061 -You are strong. -Yeah. 413 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,687 -You're independent. -Yeah. 414 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:53,772 You're still young… 415 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:54,814 -Yeah. -…ish. 416 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:59,361 -He is just some guy with a fancy horn. -Right. 417 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,987 Now, go. 418 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,198 Dump that chump! 419 00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:05,575 That's what they say on Ricki Lake. 420 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,805 I thought it would be fun for you to see me look this sexy.