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‎（威斯康辛州 点域镇）

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‎（1995年7月3日）

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‎（上午11:47）

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‎（地点）

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‎（凯蒂福尔曼家厨房）

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‎铭刻在心…

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‎你好香

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‎是蛋黄酱香

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‎是车门声吗？

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‎是车门声 我去

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‎我去

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‎我的天啊 妈妈 我都还没敲门

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‎妈

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‎妈妈 你蹭我胸了

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‎爸

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‎-儿子
‎-抱一个？

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‎-算了
‎-算了

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‎奶奶 爷爷 你们好

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‎莉亚 我的孙女

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‎嘿 孩子 你可真是长高了

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‎而且胸花怒放了 恭喜

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‎您…气色也不赖？

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‎我敢说你在篮球场上肯定彪悍得很

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‎我听说你有你妈妈的跳投绝活
‎还有你爸爸的…姓

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‎-我去下洗手间
‎-喂

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‎拧水龙头要小心 出水烫死人

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‎艾瑞克 水是正常温度

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‎是你小子皮太嫩

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‎要知道

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‎我很期待今年独立日的周末

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‎大家一起烤香肠 看焰火…

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‎我还租了《小美人鱼》

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‎谢谢妈妈 但她已经不喜欢这个了

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‎我们的小美人鱼…来月经了

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‎老天 艾瑞克

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‎别担心 亲爱的 我能搞定

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‎（90年代秀）

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‎你好 威斯康辛！

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‎谁想来块热乎乎的肉桂甜饼？

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‎我要 妈 闻头发有点诡异哈

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‎圣诞节过后 我就没见过你了
‎所以我想怎么闻就怎么闻

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‎你不准反抗

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‎对了 唐娜
‎艾瑞克把你新书的评论寄给我们了

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‎我们看了哦

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‎你们看我新书了？

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‎没有 看的是书评

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‎谢了 福婶

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‎-我希望你叫“妈” 知道吗？
‎-知道

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‎好吧

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‎有朝一日吧

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‎就这周末

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‎艾瑞克 大学里的工作怎么样？

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‎挺好的 我现在是客座教授了

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‎也就有了永久停车位

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‎放我的自行车

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‎老爸 课程受欢迎就会这样

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‎“《星球大战》的宗教”哇？

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‎是的

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‎下回打仗 这个国家输定了

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‎如果是星际善恶争霸就不会

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‎嘿 我去打一会篮球

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‎跟爷爷奶奶说说 咱们暑假要做什么

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‎我们要去…

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‎阿拉巴马州的亨茨维尔
‎参加父女太空营

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‎就我俩…足足俩礼拜

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‎休斯顿 请求玩耍 完毕

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‎休斯顿 能收到吗？完毕

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‎-准许玩耍
‎-对啦

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‎但你…没有说“完毕”

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‎-妈妈
‎-好了 莉亚 去投篮吧

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‎你爸越呆越来劲 你还是别看为好

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‎太空营

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‎你要打扮成巴克罗杰斯吗？

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‎不会 那得购买指令舱体验

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‎其实我买了

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‎莉亚好像不太想去

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‎感觉她这个年纪应该需要空间

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‎我有给她空间…太空营

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‎-太空营
‎-艾瑞克和莉亚最近有点磕绊

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‎38岁…是个坎儿

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‎好吧

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‎我只知道无论怎样
‎我都会爱她 在她身后支持她

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‎这主意不错

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‎因为站在他们身后 就更方便…

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‎打他们屁股

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‎明白 老爸 谢了

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‎你好

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‎你在干嘛 变态？

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‎没做什么怪事 我只是站在你窗外

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‎看着你唱歌 想象着当你是什么感觉

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‎我走了

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‎除非你想听我从芝加哥搞到的盗版带

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‎接着说

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‎嗯 可牛了

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‎超牛的盗版

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‎盗版得不行

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‎赶紧去拿就对了

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‎马上

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‎等我回来时 你一定要在啊

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‎这是你妈妈以前的房间
‎而你爸就住在隔壁？

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‎我敢说他们经常在这里打炮

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‎这下就明白多了

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‎有时

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‎在深夜

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‎周围一片寂静的时候

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‎我依然能听到…

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‎抱歉 我喜欢让人不舒服

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‎你挺厉害的

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‎总之 给我讲讲芝加哥的事
‎你有什么爱好？

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‎我？多了去了

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‎上学

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‎可喜欢上学了

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‎我在辩论俱乐部是个大人物
‎这点不容争辩

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‎好吧 我没人气

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‎很好

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‎有人气的都是衰人

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‎没错 衰得很

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‎这段可赞了

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‎见鬼 格温！

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‎把这破玩意关小点 人家正剃毛呢

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‎我老哥 不是一个爸生的 他还行

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‎主要是他有辆面包车 还好欺负

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‎看好了

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‎说真的 格温 我差点把奶头剃了

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‎这叽叽歪歪的娘娘腔调 我越听越毛

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‎是吗 内特？

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‎我和我朋友要组建一支乐队
‎就叫“叽歪娘娘”

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‎那我也组个乐队 就叫“这名真傻缺”

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‎不赖

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‎该死 格温！

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‎我就喜欢家里都是人

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‎感觉…让我充满快乐

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‎等你走了 我就伤心了

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‎然后 冬天就来了

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‎然后我去给妈妈上坟

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‎我给她讲家里满是亲人有多开心

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‎-现在能把糖浆给我吗？
‎-当然

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‎早安 拜拜

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‎我说 你鼻子里那是什么玩意儿？

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‎鼻环？

141
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‎看你的了 嫩皮娃娃

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‎-怎么会这样？
‎-是格温给我的

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‎是格温啊 好吧 我不知道是她

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‎你离开之前 我有个问题

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‎格温是谁啊 她干嘛在你脸上戳洞？

146
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‎她住在隔壁 我现在正要去那里

147
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‎-她父母在家吗？
‎-不 她哥哥在

148
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‎亲 你是在给自己挖坑

149
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‎老爸 我离家也就六米远

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‎好吧 但你要赶回来看焰火

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‎-好吗？
‎-我尽量

152
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‎正如尤达大师所说…

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‎干嘛呀？

154
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‎正如尤达大师所说：
‎“做或不做 没有尽量”

155
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‎尤达大师是虚假世界里
‎一个被打了屁股的小人儿

156
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‎你就是故意说难听话

157
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‎十几岁的娃娃最难搞

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‎儿子 我同情你

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‎不过话说回来

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‎出来混 迟早要还的

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‎乌诺

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‎你好像只能放一张牌

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‎什么？

164
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‎地下室真不赖

165
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‎这里就是垃圾场

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‎无意冒犯

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‎奥兹和我是去年留堂时认识的

168
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‎跟她说说你干了啥

169
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‎我跟我的数学老师说他老婆出轨

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‎她跟别的汉子在“国际松饼之家”亲热

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‎-太可怕了
‎-就是

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‎“国际松饼之家” 拜托有点档次

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‎你们肯定不信 我遇上的事赞爆了

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‎烤制猪排堡回归的时候 你也这么说

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‎妮可 我还以为再也吃不着了呢

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‎你害怕了？

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‎哦 宝贝

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‎嘿 新来的妹子

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‎嘿 小子

180
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‎小伙子？

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‎我不知道你青春期过得咋样
‎应该不赖吧

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‎莉亚 他叫杰伊

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‎记得把你的拉链和扣子都系好拉上

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‎别这样 格温 我就是聊聊 交交心

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‎说起来

186
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‎你崇尚精神吗？

187
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‎反正我崇尚

188
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‎你又是那副样子

189
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‎但这招对我挺管用

190
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‎我能讲我的精彩遭遇了吗？

191
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‎我们就在我车里待着

192
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‎-为什么他总是坐在前面？
‎-因为我抢到了副驾

193
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‎-我可是你女朋友
‎-没错 但他是我最好的朋友

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‎-兄弟
‎-兄弟

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‎兄弟

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‎兄弟

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‎老天 我居然为你拒绝了学长

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‎对不住 宝贝 但你们俩对我都很重要

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‎12年来 杰伊都是我的后援

200
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‎而过去六个月 我的前庭都是你的
‎手心手背都是肉

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‎喂 你们是来取
‎“老妈折扣酒铺”的酒桶的吗？

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‎-没错
‎-没错

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‎而且你们预付了 对吧？

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‎-是的
‎-是的

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‎好得很

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‎独立日愉快

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‎-兄弟！
‎-兄弟！

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‎-兄弟
‎-兄弟

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‎他俩一路上就这样

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‎拜托 宝贝 这可是独立日的奇迹

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‎而且还有啤酒

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‎还在这里废话什么？
‎咱们一起喝他个烂醉如泥

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‎-对
‎-坏了

214
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,254
‎我们没有酒头

215
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,716
‎没有酒头的话 啤酒就…出不来

216
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:18,429
‎-亲一下感觉会好点吗？
‎-除非你嘴里全是啤酒

217
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,015
‎-是吗？
‎-不是

218
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,189
‎这感觉好奇怪

219
00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:32,735
‎很不一样

220
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,070
‎我反正挺高兴的

221
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,824
‎怎么烟熏火燎的？

222
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,368
‎天啊 爆米花

223
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:45,038
‎孩子们 玩得开心吗？

224
00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:48,083
‎你们现在也在楼上耍了

225
00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:50,961
‎我就知道会这样

226
00:11:51,462 --> 00:11:52,671
‎只是没想到这么快

227
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,092
‎别担心了 艾瑞克 莉亚不会有事的

228
00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,386
‎你现在能预知未来了吗？

229
00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:01,972
‎我买那双滑溜溜的棕色鞋子时
‎你在哪里呢？

230
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,142
‎-我连机场的坡道都上不去
‎-好了 艾瑞克

231
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:09,438
‎不给你喝果酒了

232
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,941
‎你说得对 我都喝飘了

233
00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:15,652
‎多数爆米花都还好

234
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:16,904
‎谢谢 妈妈

235
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:18,697
‎“妈妈”

236
00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:21,200
‎看到没 多好叫啊 唐娜？

237
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,787
‎叫一声不就完了？

238
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,873
‎不要 感觉像被迫的

239
00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:30,125
‎拜托 妈妈 别纠结了

240
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:33,587
‎不要 感觉像被迫的

241
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,387
‎小屁孩对阵啤酒

242
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:44,765
‎一个亘古不变的传说

243
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:48,852
‎父母 祖辈 无不如此

244
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,312
‎“五月花号”上的孩子们

245
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:54,399
‎奥兹 你好烦 我正想办法呢

246
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:56,527
‎我知道 闻得出来

247
00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:01,573
‎等等 为什么不回“老妈”那里
‎去买酒头呢？

248
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,701
‎我们都试过去她家买酒 但她很难搞

249
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,745
‎我还试着跟她搭讪说：

250
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,039
‎“嘿 妹子”

251
00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:10,916
‎啥用都没有

252
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:15,170
‎-如果我们用激光呢？
‎-我们没有激光

253
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,257
‎那就这样了 能试的都试了

254
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,592
‎你就说了一个主意 还蠢得要命

255
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:21,635
‎你才蠢

256
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,638
‎你们都蠢 你们讨厌啤酒 讨厌美国

257
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,014
‎-宝贝？
‎-嗯？

258
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,599
‎你是不是很沮丧？

259
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:28,517
‎嗯

260
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,937
‎-所以你就跟别人发脾气？
‎-嗯

261
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:37,568
‎咱们明天进小树林
‎我看你对着树打空手道怎么样？

262
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:38,902
‎好得很

263
00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,030
‎你们这些笨蛋闹够了没？

264
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:45,367
‎莉亚 你去买 老妈还不认识你

265
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,244
‎对啊 你肯定能行

266
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,163
‎再说 你眼睛美得要命
‎虽然买酒头用不上

267
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:51,832
‎但我还是注意到了

268
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,209
‎嘿 妹子

269
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,630
‎莉亚 这可屌爆了

270
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:01,383
‎我也做过一些疯狂的事

271
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,803
‎一次在海边
‎一只海鸥偷了我的三明治

272
00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:08,098
‎我小声骂她“贱货”

273
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,352
‎你们猜怎么的？我去

274
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,521
‎好得很 新妹子真牛

275
00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:16,148
‎-上车
‎-稍等

276
00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:18,817
‎这样行不通

277
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,486
‎见到这童装女
‎人家肯定要看她身份证

278
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:23,906
‎有道理

279
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,116
‎我有个主意

280
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,583
‎亲 你都这样了 确定要喝酒吗？

281
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:39,004
‎我是给我老公的买的
‎酒桶是给宝宝派对准备的

282
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:41,423
‎好高级

283
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,011
‎-一共39块5
‎-好的

284
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:53,602
‎我不是什么妇科大夫
‎但你这肚子瞅着不对劲

285
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,229
‎想得美

286
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,523
‎真受够你们这帮小屁孩了
‎我这就报警

287
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,526
‎老妈 把电话放下

288
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:02,736
‎闭嘴

289
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,613
‎好吧 等警察来了

290
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:08,283
‎你要怎么跟他们解释
‎为什么你把一桶酒给了一群孩子？

291
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:09,952
‎不是我 是韦德干的

292
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:10,911
‎老妈

293
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,582
‎无论如何 你都会被吊销卖酒执照

294
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:21,004
‎所以把电话放下 把酒头卖给我
‎大家高高兴兴过个独立日

295
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,093
‎你是干嘛的 当律师吗？

296
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:29,346
‎辩论俱乐部 初中地区赛第一名

297
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,056
‎你根本不是我的对手

298
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,356
‎敬老妈克星 莉亚！

299
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,816
‎敬莉亚！

300
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,526
‎也敬扎波尔斯基老师

301
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,154
‎我在辩论俱乐部的教练
‎每天逼着我练

302
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:48,532
‎敬扎波尔斯基老师！

303
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:53,370
‎快看 妮可 是流星 快许愿

304
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,871
‎亲 那是焰火表演

305
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:59,835
‎天啊 你今晚真是太牛了
‎没想到你还有这一面

306
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:04,297
‎我也没想到 但我喜欢这种感觉

307
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:09,011
‎感觉很自由 很开心
‎真希望我能留在这里过暑假

308
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:11,179
‎那就留下吧

309
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,348
‎我爸不会同意的

310
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,642
‎我爸妈离婚的时候

311
00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:19,521
‎学校的心理医生说我会丧一辈子

312
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:23,400
‎我心想：“我才不要”

313
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,445
‎于是我回到家
‎在洗衣机顶上漂了头发

314
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,114
‎剪开牛仔裤 下定决心 这是我的人生

315
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,532
‎我绝对不会丧下去

316
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,870
‎这话听起来有点傻

317
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:38,290
‎但是…我有点想跟你成为好友

318
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,750
‎我该怎么做呢？

319
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,835
‎留下来过暑假

320
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:45,756
‎你也用不着傻话免责声明
‎已经暗含了

321
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,300
‎好得很

322
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:51,011
‎她错过了焰火表演和香肠

323
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:55,348
‎它们冷冰冰皱巴巴躺在盘子里
‎就像我的心一样

324
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:57,976
‎艾瑞克

325
00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,312
‎妈 闻头发还是很诡异

326
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,315
‎最糟糕的是什么？
‎我该珍惜与莉亚共度的时光

327
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:06,109
‎结果我…却巴不得这段时光赶紧结束

328
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:10,030
‎亲爱的 等你死了就结束了

329
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,827
‎莉亚塔图因福尔曼

330
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,372
‎-她的中间名是安妮
‎-我可没答应

331
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,375
‎你去哪里了？
‎我的天啊 那是啤酒吗？

332
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:25,462
‎是的 从水塔下来时
‎把杯里剩下的全给洒了

333
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,714
‎呃…水塔？搞什么？

334
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:30,842
‎艾瑞克 我来处理 水塔？搞什么？

335
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:33,345
‎这才是我喜欢的焰火

336
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,140
‎对 水塔

337
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:40,060
‎我玩得很开心 我还想继续

338
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,354
‎我知道你们会不高兴

339
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:45,023
‎但…我想留在点域镇过暑假

340
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,026
‎这是我的生活
‎我不想过得这么没意思

341
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,319
‎-莉亚
‎-对 你上

342
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,446
‎别憋着 亲 全面出击

343
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:55,075
‎-你很有胆量 我很佩服
‎-啥？

344
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,993
‎这主意太荒谬了

345
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,412
‎-莉亚
‎-妈 你上 说说她

346
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,541
‎如果你想留下来 我们当然欢迎

347
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,292
‎我的天！什么情况？

348
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,210
‎凯蒂

349
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,338
‎我想这就是我们想要的

350
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,176
‎老爸 你们总是说

351
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,262
‎小时候跟朋友在一起有多开心

352
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,305
‎我也想要 我也想开心

353
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,307
‎听着 伙计 短短一天之内

354
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:24,354
‎你穿了洞 喝了酒 现在又…这么嘚瑟

355
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,315
‎你变得我都不认识了

356
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:29,067
‎不行 知道吗？想都别想

357
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,902
‎我就知道你会这样

358
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:32,946
‎明天我不会上那辆车 你强迫不了我

359
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,657
‎你给我乖乖上车 不然我打你屁股

360
00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:41,663
‎-哦 艾瑞克
‎-太逊了

361
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,250
‎我现在骄傲到不行

362
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:50,213
‎就好像看着你第一次打全垒打

363
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,632
‎当然 如果你打过的话

364
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:02,225
‎你没事吧？

365
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,436
‎真不敢相信

366
00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:07,230
‎我研究了一辈子《星球大战》
‎结果到了关键时刻

367
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,566
‎我却变成了自己的邪恶老爸

368
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,029
‎我考虑过了

369
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:17,824
‎莉亚留下来也不会太离谱
‎毕竟你父母会照看她

370
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,743
‎70年代 咱们不也一起在这里吗？

371
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,453
‎让他们看孩子可不靠谱

372
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:23,705
‎她是好孩子

373
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:26,875
‎是啊 我知道

374
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,210
‎我们可以相信她

375
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,127
‎我知道

376
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:30,670
‎所以呢？

377
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,339
‎我只是…

378
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:35,217
‎她不再需要我了 这让我受不了

379
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,553
‎我是说 她一直是我的小伙伴
‎而现在却变得像是…

380
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:40,639
‎陌生人

381
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,934
‎她不是陌生人 她只是…长大了

382
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:46,603
‎我不喜欢

383
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,731
‎什么？可你那么擅长隐藏自己的感情

384
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,653
‎没事的 艾瑞克

385
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:59,366
‎你父母给了我们空间
‎让我们找到彼此 共度人生

386
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,452
‎真的吗？

387
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,956
‎你家就距离六米远
‎咱俩肯定会找到彼此

388
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:20,679
‎嘿

389
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,514
‎干嘛？

390
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,934
‎-你的鼻环呢？
‎-那就是一块磁铁

391
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,019
‎我打了个喷嚏 它掉进下水道了

392
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,023
‎哎呀 好可惜

393
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:36,903
‎我在你这么大的时候
‎我和朋友们成天宅在这间地下室

394
00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:41,116
‎我们一起打发时间 听音乐
‎做些…其他事情

395
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:46,162
‎坐在那边的楼梯上 我爱上了你妈妈

396
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,499
‎老天 你们还在楼梯上做过？

397
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:50,542
‎没有

398
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:54,921
‎没有

399
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,800
‎听着 我考虑过了…

400
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,346
‎你可以留下…过暑假

401
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,308
‎-你说真的吗？
‎-对

402
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:11,438
‎要说谁值得拥有…快乐 那就是你

403
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:15,817
‎我的天 谢谢爸爸
‎很抱歉 我刚才那么犯浑

404
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,194
‎没想到 在这方面 你还挺厉害的

405
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:20,780
‎要知道…

406
00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:23,742
‎你做什么都厉害

407
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:28,872
‎我会想你的 伙计

408
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,624
‎我很爱你 知道吗？

409
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,046
‎你在闻我的头发吗？

410
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,464
‎没有

411
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:40,675
‎那也太诡异了

412
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:43,720
‎好了

413
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:54,105
‎记住 我们的电话号码没变 好吗？

414
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,817
‎别担心 亲爱的 我能搞定

415
00:21:58,443 --> 00:21:59,277
‎还是能搞定

416
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:01,446
‎好的 亲爱的

417
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:05,116
‎我的宝贝儿子

418
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,078
‎妈

419
00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:11,915
‎我在听你的心跳

420
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:14,125
‎好吧 行了

421
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:22,675
‎爱你哟 莉莉

422
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:23,676
‎再见 妈妈

423
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:27,931
‎别担心 我们会玩得很开心的

424
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,349
‎你清理过烤箱吗？

425
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:31,393
‎祝你好运

426
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:35,230
‎还有一件事 莉亚 这事…真的很重要

427
00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:38,650
‎你跟你的新朋友
‎尽量多去爷爷的地下室

428
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:40,235
‎尽量在那里玩

429
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:42,404
‎不 不可能

430
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,197
‎对她来说 那里最安全

431
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,283
‎没错 妈妈 就是这样

432
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,993
‎儿子 你够狠

433
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,370
‎名师出高徒嘛

434
00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:51,913
‎没人喜欢马屁精

435
00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:55,166
‎我也爱你 老爸

436
00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:58,461
‎再见 妈

437
00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,258
‎她叫“妈”了

438
00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:06,386
‎我赢了

439
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,764
‎所以说嘛 别跟行家叫板

440
00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:17,814
‎我得列张购物清单

441
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,649
‎孩子们肯定要吃零食

442
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,484
‎凯蒂 别给他们准备吃的

443
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,862
‎后面就收不住了

444
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,614
‎嗨 我和朋友们要去湖边

445
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:27,532
‎等一下

446
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,160
‎-你是谁？
‎-我是杰伊

447
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:32,996
‎-杰伊凯尔索
‎-不

448
00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:36,207
‎不行

449
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:38,418
‎呛爆啦！

450
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,800
‎见到我儿子了吧？瞅瞅这小子

451
00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:48,344
‎继承了他爹的长相和他妈的脑子

452
00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:49,762
‎去年的优等生

453
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:51,931
‎老天爷 人类在进化

454
00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:55,852
‎你们一起好好玩儿 知道吗？

455
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:59,230
‎如果要从悬崖往下跳 最好光着身子

456
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:01,774
‎好吗？如果入水角度合适的话

457
00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:03,318
‎感觉就像打炮

458
00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:08,740
‎你好 麦克尔

459
00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:09,699
‎嘿 妹子

460
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:19,083
‎诶哟 这感觉…有年代 还暖烘烘的

461
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:21,961
‎我说 雷德

462
00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:25,715
‎我们得聊聊你孙女对我儿子的企图

463
00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:29,844
‎没有 逗你玩呢 来抱一个

464
00:24:29,928 --> 00:24:31,179
‎你觉得呢？

465
00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:33,515
‎走啦 麦克尔！

466
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:36,017
‎嗨 凯蒂

467
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:40,063
‎该死 杰姬 你就让我享受一会行吗？

468
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,064
‎我的天啊

469
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:44,150
‎雷德额头上的血管都快爆了

470
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:49,531
‎真恶心 我可不想
‎让老头的血溅在我的婚礼套服上

471
00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:50,949
‎你俩要结婚了？

472
00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:52,450
‎再婚

473
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,452
‎-对 这是我们第二次再婚
‎-嗯哼

474
00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:57,455
‎-这次会坚持下去 对吧？
‎-对

475
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:00,750
‎杰姬

476
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,001
‎亲 穿白色哇？

477
00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:04,879
‎真的吗？

478
00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:06,881
‎劳动节还没过呢

479
00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:10,510
‎如果人们以为我们是初婚
‎我们收到的礼物会更好

480
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:15,265
‎顺便说一句 我们在
‎布鲁明戴尔百货注册了 我很挑剔哦

481
00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,767
‎-走啦 麦克尔！
‎-老天爷！

482
00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:28,736
‎那我们就好好利用吧

483
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:30,321
‎我要去趟市场

484
00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:34,826
‎买点“菲乐多” “立体脆” “多力多滋”
‎那些零食全都要

485
00:25:34,909 --> 00:25:36,536
‎我卷土重来了 宝贝

486
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,294
‎混蛋

487
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,593
‎好了 孩子们 地下室归你们了

488
00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:54,387
‎开着灯 穿着衣服 不许跳舞

489
00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:58,182
‎不许跳舞
‎你们像是在演《浑身是劲》

490
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:01,519
‎伙计们 不许跳舞

491
00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:06,524
‎亲爱的 这里放得下三间你家地下室

492
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:09,569
‎听着就费力 妮可

493
00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:11,362
‎我们就用这个地下室吧

494
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,116
‎这些旧家具多棒啊？

495
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:18,620
‎是的 来几个抱枕
‎再把破伤风针打了就圆满了

496
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:22,999
‎福尔曼夫人 您家真温馨好客

497
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:26,336
‎我很期待在这里过暑假

498
00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:29,964
‎你什么毛病？

499
00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:33,635
‎总之…好了

500
00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:39,724
‎如果你们觉得无聊
‎我找到些你爸的旧唱片和游戏

501
00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:43,061
‎还有一些他不愿让我发现的杂志

502
00:26:43,144 --> 00:26:44,604
‎但我已经扔了

503
00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:46,272
‎她们都是红头发

504
00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:47,732
‎他有喜欢的类型

505
00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:50,610
‎总之 你们好好玩

506
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,867
‎哇 这东西肯定比任天堂还古早

507
00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:02,497
‎不是吧

508
00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:05,249
‎你奶奶给了我们好东西

509
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,377
‎-不是吧
‎-必须的

510
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:08,670
‎必须的

511
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:11,130
‎是什么呀？

512
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:14,175
‎最精彩的夏天

513
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:16,886
‎算我一个

514
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:19,639
‎但说真的 是什么呀？

515
00:27:23,518 --> 00:27:24,560
‎一 二 三 四

516
00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:28,856
‎现在是夏天 我们好好开心一下吧
‎咱应该随心所欲做想做的事 对吧？

517
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:30,024
‎错

518
00:27:30,108 --> 00:27:32,485
‎-你知道我想要什么吗？
‎-别说杰伊

519
00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:33,569
‎杰伊

520
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:37,990
‎-你被禁止进入本宅了 出去
‎-不！

521
00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:41,619
‎唐娜 我是凯蒂 你女儿要跟人上床了

522
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:42,578
‎她在哪里？

523
00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:45,123
‎等等 所以爸爸
‎并不像他自己说得那么八面玲珑？

524
00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:47,458
‎只能说你的存在是种幸运

525
00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:49,836
‎你们是谁吼了我们家孩子？

526
00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:52,213
‎我不知道你的孩子是谁
‎但是他们活该

527
00:27:52,296 --> 00:27:54,132
‎他们是格温和内特 另外谢谢

528
00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:56,008
‎他在我肚子待了十个月

529
00:27:56,092 --> 00:27:58,678
‎医生说没什么问题 但我觉得有问题

530
00:27:58,761 --> 00:28:02,306
‎你好像对我的润唇膏过敏

531
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:03,725
‎真的吗？

532
00:28:04,642 --> 00:28:08,146
‎-我想向你奶奶出柜
‎-我明天有个面试

533
00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:11,482
‎-你有什么推荐信吗？
‎-我的老板们都很爱我

534
00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:12,525
‎但他们都死了

535
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,280
‎我是同志！

536
00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:18,740
‎（菲丝轩）

537
00:28:18,823 --> 00:28:19,991
‎我说 回见您呐

538
00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:02,325
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