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[rock guitar riff playing]
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Done. What was my time?
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It was very fast.
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All right.
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It's time to oil
the hinges on the front door, huh?
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- Time me.
- And... go!
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Yeah, I'm not...
I'm not even using the stopwatch.
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He's moving around pretty good
after his little accident.
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Oh, you mean
when you ran over him with your bike?
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Gosh, are you ever gonna
let me live that down?
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It was two days ago.
He still has a tire track on his hip.
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[thunderclap]
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Wow, it is rainin'
tits and livers out there.
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This rain is never gonna let up.
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I was supposed to donate
all our old junk today, but now I can't.
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Oh, the church won't mind
if your stuff is wet.
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I gave 'em a box of old bras
that were covered in caramel,
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and they were thrilled.
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Yeah, no. Now that it's raining,
Red won't leave the house,
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and he never lets me get rid of anything.
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If he paid four dollars
for a can opener in 1975,
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he wants to be buried with it.
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I had a uncle that was buried
in a Packers helmet,
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but that was just because
we couldn't get it off.
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- Did you hear the front door open?
- No.
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Exactly.
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Because we have
the quietest hinges on the block.
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And the Kowalskis can suck it!
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So... what else is on the fritz?
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Red, you should come help me.
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The kids have been home all summer
trashin' my house.
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I could keep you busy for hours.
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Oh, that is a great idea.
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Yeah. The other day,
a doorknob fell off in my hand,
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and now that's just
a room we don't go in anymore.
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Oh shoot.
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We had a fish in there.
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Red, you love to flush a dead fish.
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But he's gonna
have to fix the toilet first.
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It makes a sound like this when you flush.
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[makes bubbling noise]
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[makes squealing sound]
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Take me there!
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry you have to see
this disgusting hickey I got from Jay.
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I... I'm so embarrassed.
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Leia, there's literally nothing there.
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No, no, no. Get up close.
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It's... It's so gross.
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She wants a big song and dance,
but we are not giving it to her.
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I'm still getting used to
you and Jay being an official thing.
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It's like when I found out
that dogs got periods.
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And I was like, "Huh?"
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The fact that you even think
you have a hickey
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means that Jay's mouth was on your neck.
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- So stuff's happening?
- Stuff's happening.
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I got this big guy last night
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while we were cuddled up on a beanbag
under a blanket.
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Oh, I see.
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- So did you touch it?
- Touch what?
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You don't ask that if you touched it.
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Oh, it? [chuckles]
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- Why would you even say that?
- I don't know.
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Blanket plus bean bag
usually equals touching it.
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It's simple sex math.
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I didn't know, um,
things mean other things.
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Everything means something, Leia.
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Don't start this with her.
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Leia, there are no rules to any of this.
Don't let them get in your head.
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Thank you, Gwen.
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Just to be clear, I'm not gonna touch it.
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- D'you think he thinks I'm gonna touch it?
- Touch what?
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The sky! [chuckles] With our... dreams.
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This is why I hate rain.
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[grunting]
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Just close it.
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Oh.
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[chuckles]
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Good call, babe.
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- [rock music playing]
- One, two, three, four!
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♪ Hangin' out down the street ♪
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♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪
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♪ Not a thing to do ♪
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♪ But talk to you ♪
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♪ We're all all right! ♪
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♪ We're all all right! ♪
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[young woman] Hello, Wisconsin!
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Now you've got me thinking about
everything I've done with Jay.
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Like, the other night, we shared
a pudding cup. What does that mean?
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- Wait, one spoon or two?
- One.
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You might be pregnant.
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Ah. Who wants to try some fancy candy?
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My dad sent me
a whole box of cool stuff from Japan.
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He plays baseball over there.
Kind of a big deal.
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He's the oldest player in the league.
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He does adult diaper commercials
over there.
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I don't get why that's not cool.
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Don't mind me, kids.
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I'm just gonna grab
some of Red's junk from the back.
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I was never here.
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That's where we keep the stash.
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It's cool. Last time I hid it in this.
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No one's gonna look in here
'cause they don't have a dog anymore.
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Oh, oh. This has to go.
We don't have a dog anymore.
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Granny has the stash!
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- Why did you just give it to her?
- What was I supposed to do, Gwen?
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Not give it to her!
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Hang on, hang on.
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I've always got your back, bro.
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But not now. That was terrible.
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Look, it's not a problem.
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I'll just go get it.
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Mrs. Forman, you have
a lot of identical boxes.
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Oh, this isn't even the half of it.
You should see the garage.
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[laughs]
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[forced laughter]
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We have a big problem.
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Which requires a big solution.
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Does anybody have one?
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We need to split up and look for it.
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Nikki and I will take upstairs.
[clicks tongue]
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No, if you two are alone,
you're just gonna find some dark corner
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to hump all over each other.
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Fine, Jay and I can go together.
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If you guys are together,
you'll just talk about
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your favorite sex scenes
in Jean-Claude Van Damme movies.
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- Lionheart.
- Bloodsport.
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[both] Hard Target!
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Nate and I will go upstairs.
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Ozzie, you and Jay
go through the boxes in the garage.
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- Yeah, Leia and I will look down here.
- But we know it's not down here.
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Then I guess we're done.
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Don't worry, Leia.
I'm the right man for this job.
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[door opens, closes]
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What the hell was that?
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What? I kissed my boyfriend.
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No. What were you doing with your arms?
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They were sticking out behind you
like a ski jumper.
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You got in my head, and now I don't know
what means what or... where to touch him.
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Whatever. We have way bigger things
to worry about now.
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I don't think we do!
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[rock music playing]
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Do you know what we should do?
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We should go to the cops and ask to borrow
one of those drug-sniffing dogs.
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How are we even related?
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We have the same mom. [snickers]
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Why do you always ask me that?
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Aww!
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You kids came up here to help me.
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You are so sweet.
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And you, I really need
your muscles right now.
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[chuckles] Mrs. Forman, I...
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I have a girlfriend.
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Oh please.
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[laughs]
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You wouldn't know what to do with this.
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No. Red has a giant wooden moose
in the upstairs closet.
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And I've been trying
to get rid of it for years,
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but it's too heavy for me to lift.
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Oh sure. Don't ask me
because you need a man to help.
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Oh, calm down, Eleanor Roosevelt.
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I just want the stupid thing
out of the house.
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Okay.
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Go get the moose,
and I'll keep helping down here.
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On it.
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Can you describe this wooden moose to me?
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It's a moose.
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But made of wood.
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I'll do my best.
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This sucks.
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Yesterday I was totally comfortable
kissing Jay.
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[chuckles] Now you look like a baby
that doesn't want to get picked up.
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I know what I did!
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Oh, I'm sorry. I feel bad.
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I was trying to give you advice,
not break your brain.
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I need advice.
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Jay has a lot of experience.
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The closest I've come to having sex
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is when I got a front wedgie
on a Slip 'N Slide.
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Yeah. You gotta go headfirst.
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I did.
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My friend's mom is a mechanical engineer.
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She was baffled.
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Look, don't overthink it.
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Just do what comes naturally.
Except don't touch his hair.
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If I go near Nate's hair,
it flips a switch in his pants.
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There's a switch?
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These boys are so complicated!
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They're really not.
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Just put your hands on his hips.
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It's close enough to the good stuff
so he knows that you're interested,
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but far enough away
so he knows you're not making a move.
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Got it.
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Lips are for hips
like zippers are for zips.
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It's how I learned my state capitals.
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Never do that again.
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- Jackpot.
- You found it?
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No, I found a whole box
of old Halloween costumes.
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I think this is supposed to be a bee.
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Oh, Mrs. Forman, bless your heart.
You tried.
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Ozzie, stop messing around.
We're not playing dress-up.
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Then take off that old jacket you found.
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Come on. Makes me look
like Christian Slater.
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We must be thinking of
different Christian Slaters.
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[Ozzie] Oh look!
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Oh! Sweet. You found it.
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You have had quite the adventure today,
little baggie. Let's get you home.
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- What are you doing in my garage?
- Uh...
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We were... waiting for you.
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You're late.
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Tell us about your day, Mr. Forman.
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All right, this is when you leave.
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And give me that jacket.
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I paid full price for that thing
at Sears in 1964.
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Get out of my garage.
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You're basement people!
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[rock music playing]
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[Nate strains]
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- Is this it?
- No, it's the other one.
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Oh, my bad.
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No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
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[laughs]
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You can't do that with him.
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- That is big.
- And heavy.
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And stupid.
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Wait... That's the shirt my dad sent me.
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You got stuff all over it and cut it up.
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It's too small for you, anyway.
Just like our shower.
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I hear you banging around in there
like a bear that fell in a dumpster.
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I take an athletic shower.
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And don't try to change the subject.
You can't just touch my stuff.
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You mean like this? And this? And this?
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- Quit it, Gwen!
- Okay, I understand why you're fighting.
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He... He does this to people.
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Let's just get him out!
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Get him out!
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- You're gonna pay.
- You're being an idiot.
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Your face is being an idiot.
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- That doesn't even make sense.
- Yeah. It doesn't.
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[imitates explosion]
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[rock music playing]
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Red... has the stash.
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Cool, cool. Yeah. Um, hang on one second.
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[muffled scream]
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So what do we do now?
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It's okay.
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He doesn't even know he has it yet.
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Right, Ozzie?
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Has what?
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I'm just a sweet innocent kid who got
caught up with some no-good riffraff.
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You save-yourself son of a bitch.
252
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I respect that.
253
00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:41,367
- Now, go get it.
- We will.
254
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:46,038
I just... wanted to come say goodbye to Leia
in case I never saw her again.
255
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,124
Aww. [laughs softly]
256
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,084
Are we doing this?
257
00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:03,514
Uh...
258
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:05,683
[Leia] Mm-hmm...
259
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:08,352
Leia... move your hands.
260
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,231
And we're back to that.
261
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,569
Hi, Sherri. Listen.
I'm gonna need more time.
262
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:19,363
I don't know how much more I can stall.
He's done everything.
263
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,657
I think my hinges are quieter than yours.
264
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,201
Well... I doubt that.
265
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,453
[laughs]
266
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:28,164
Just... Just make something up. Bye.
267
00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,251
[screaming]
268
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,335
What?
269
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,797
I think I just saw a mouse.
It was big. It looked half-rat!
270
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,550
Well, it's about to be all dead.
271
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:42,303
[rock music playing]
272
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,847
Well, there's my big, strong boy.
273
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,725
Again... I'm spoken for.
274
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,019
Oh.
275
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,687
What a shame.
276
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,485
- Look what I took from under your pillow.
- What are you doing with that?
277
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,154
She looks all tough,
but she can't fall asleep
278
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:01,530
without Frankie the Blankie.
279
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,407
He needs me too.
280
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:07,536
You touch my stuff,
Frankie gets butt-flossed.
281
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,955
- Frankie!
- Hey.
282
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,832
[Gwen grunting]
283
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,209
- Get off!
- No!
284
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,293
[Nate grunting]
285
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,170
Fine. Then I'm going to the bathroom.
286
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,339
- Eww! I hate you!
- I hate you!
287
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,175
I hate you!
288
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:26,263
[rock music playing]
289
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,725
There it is.
Let's grab it and get out of here.
290
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:33,229
Wait! This feels too easy.
What if it's a trap?
291
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,148
You've seen too many car...
292
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,858
- [sharp snap]
- It's a trap!
293
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,152
I knew it! [screams]
294
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,445
[trap snaps]
295
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,072
[groans in pain]
296
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,155
Freeze!
297
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,742
[trap snaps]
298
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,910
- Damn it!
- [trap snaps]
299
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,036
Ow!
300
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,747
This place is hell!
301
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,584
This is almost as bad as
the Slip 'N Slide incident.
302
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,586
My neighbor Connie had to coach me through
303
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,129
getting it out.
304
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,341
Wow. My neighbors don't even wave hello.
305
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,177
I hate how weird everything is.
306
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,138
I wish I could just fast-forward
to where you and Nate are.
307
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,974
Where, like, things are easy. [scoffs]
308
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,226
Believe me, it's not always easy.
309
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,438
Nate and I aren't really
on the same page about our futures.
310
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:20,317
Now, we're having
the dumbest fights about everything.
311
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,695
Like what to do if there's a tornado.
312
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,780
I say hide in a basement.
313
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:26,739
He wants to ride one.
314
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:31,036
I'm just saying,
things are never going to be perfect.
315
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:35,666
And as for what happened with Jay,
sure, it was bad.
316
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,270
But it's not gonna be
as bad as when we tell everyone.
317
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,545
Thanks.
318
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,089
- We got it.
- You did?
319
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,258
Might have cost me a toe.
320
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,969
I'm afraid to look, but my sock feels wet.
321
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,681
Hey, so, about earlier.
322
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:53,517
What? I don't even know
what you're talking about.
323
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,687
Uh, that's all he talked about.
324
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,692
I just got in my head about us,
and I'm worried I made things weird.
325
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:04,862
Can we just forget about it
and go back to the way it was?
326
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,655
Like when you gave me this huge hickey?
327
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,034
- Where is it again?
- The point is...
328
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,120
I just want things to be
fun and comfortable again.
329
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,998
Well... I want what you want.
330
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,584
Good, because this is what I want.
331
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:20,586
Ew, your toe!
332
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,795
Ooh, I wanna see.
333
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,840
You kissed my ear.
334
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,175
Stop turning!
335
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,969
[rock music playing]
336
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,597
Stop breathing on me.
337
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,018
- [loud, hissing exhale]
- Okay, that's enough.
338
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,021
What's your problem? Come on. Chop-chop.
339
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,105
Fine.
340
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,944
[scoffs] That wasn't just any shirt.
It's from my dad.
341
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,154
- But it didn't even fit you.
- It doesn't matter.
342
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:50,366
He went out and bought it
and... and put it in the box.
343
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,118
His hands were on it. [sighs]
344
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:56,163
You wouldn't understand.
You see your dad way more than I do.
345
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:58,082
Yeah, but I still miss him.
346
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:01,418
I only ever get to see him when he comes
through town on his way to another city.
347
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,170
Circus performer?
348
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,382
How is that your first guess?
349
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,551
He's a truck driver.
350
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,348
But, Nate, if I'd known how you felt,
I never would have touched it.
351
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,432
Or cut it up.
352
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,644
Or let cars run over it
to make it look vintage.
353
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,438
It's fine. It's dumb.
354
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,107
No, it's not dumb.
355
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,525
It sucks for both of us.
356
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,070
You idiot. You made me cry.
357
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,573
- I hate you.
- I hate you too.
358
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:34,952
I miss my dad too.
359
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,082
He took me to the dog track
on my tenth birthday.
360
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,626
And he gave me a sip of his beer,
361
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,462
and I barfed up my popcorn,
362
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,048
and it still looked like popcorn.
363
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,762
Red's coming! He's right behind me!
364
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,266
He's got that cane,
so maybe we've got some time.
365
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,727
Nate, moose, now.
366
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:00,810
Let me help you.
367
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,105
- Thanks, sis. [chuckles]
- I got you, big bro.
368
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,150
Why are my kids being nice?
Did they get into your wine?
369
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,403
No. We... We had an emotional moment.
370
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,697
They both were missing their dads.
371
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,780
Oh.
372
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,159
Man, that's always a gut punch.
373
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:17,036
No. It wasn't the end of the world.
374
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,998
No, no. Nate's father sent him a T-shirt.
It was too small.
375
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,833
Gwen took it. It's okay now.
376
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,293
Frickin' Brian.
377
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:29,006
I try to do whatever I can
to make sure my kids never feel bad,
378
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,216
but sometimes things
slip through my cracks.
379
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,972
That's... That's a lot of numbers.
380
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:40,893
Brian, it's me.
381
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,854
What the hell do I care
what time it is in Japan?
382
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,647
I'm in Wisconsin. [scoffs]
383
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,734
Yeah, I...
384
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,032
You need to send your son
a shirt that actually fits.
385
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,117
He's as tall as your sister now.
386
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,495
And tell that broad in your bed
to close her mouth.
387
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,080
I can hear her snorin'!
388
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,082
She's on the phone with Japan.
389
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,458
Japan?
390
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:05,958
Sayonara.
391
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:09,797
[funky rock music playing]
392
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,382
Now, this is you spend a dainy ray.
393
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:14,551
Rainy dray.
394
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,096
Day.
395
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,099
Hey, be careful.
396
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,476
It's bad luck to open a brella inside.
397
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,145
Hold up.
398
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,231
Say that word again.
399
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:28,941
Brella.
400
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:31,864
Like, when it's raining, and Mom can
never remember what they're called,
401
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,989
and she's always like,
"Take your, um... brella."
402
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,950
[both laughing]
403
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,201
No way!
404
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,372
[both chuckling]
405
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:45,498
Brella.
406
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,131
Wait, is he hot?
407
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,508
Uh...
408
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:55,591
Yeah.
409
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,431
Hey, it stopped raining.
410
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,352
[gasps] She's right. Let's get outta here.
411
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,437
["No Rain" by Blind Melon playing]
412
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:18,031
♪ All I can say
Is that my life is pretty plain ♪
413
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:23,120
♪ I like watching the puddles
Gather rain ♪
414
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:30,335
♪ You know I'd like to keep
My cheeks dry today, hey ♪
415
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:35,883
♪ So stay with me and I'll have it made ♪
416
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:42,681
♪ And I don't understand
Why I sleep all day ♪
417
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:47,477
♪ And I start to complain
That there's no rain... ♪
418
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,937
[song fades out]
419
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,023
Do you guys remember coming out here?
420
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:52,773
No.
421
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:56,653
But I'm glad we did.
It ended up being a pretty solid day.
422
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,449
I hope this never ends.
423
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,659
Kids, your school schedules came!
424
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,661
Summer is finally over.
425
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,580
All this is gonna end.
426
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,543
[rock music playing]
427
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:15,422
[rock music playing]