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I'm heading to Chapman Hills.

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Kyle has me reinspecting a place
I was at a week and a half ago.

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That's not right.

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Hey.

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Hey, Sam.

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You sent Jeanette
back to a place

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in Chapman Hills
that she was just at.

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Yeah.

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And...

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you sent me back
to Taverna Petraki.

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Things get reinspected, Sam.

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But they have to wait
their turn.

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Current wait time
in Lincoln County

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for reinspection
is almost eight months.

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Sam...

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when you have my job,
you can do my job,

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but for now, why don't you worry
about doing your own job?

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Which you're good at,

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except for how you talk
to your boss.

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My note...

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...is buried somewhere.

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Or sunk in a river.

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I'm not getting out of here.

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I'm never going home.

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What about the steak?

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What?

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Why do you keep thinking
about the steak?

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The steak? I'm not

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thinking a... Wh...

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Well, it's not
because I'm hungry.

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One thing you can't
complain about

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in this place is the food.

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Fine. You want
to talk about the steak?

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It irritates me.

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My daughter-in-law couldn't take
a simple compliment--

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or Ezra couldn't--

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without turning it
into an attack on her.

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He had to make it
into this huge thing.

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What exactly
was your compliment?

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I told her she made

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the best kosher steak
I'd ever had.

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I complimented her cooking.

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By saying she made the best
kosher steak.

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Is there some difference
in kosher steaks?

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Yes. Yes, I get it.

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It could read as
a backhanded compliment.

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Anything could be read
as a backhanded compliment.

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It was a good steak,
and I said so.

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It was a good "kosher" steak.

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Okay. Okay, fine.

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Yeah, I-- You know,
I'm in an environment

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where I should realize
that everybody

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is sensitive and defensive,

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and if I'm a little more alert,
I just say "steak."

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I should've just said "steak."

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God.

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What, does that make me
a bad father?

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Is that, is that what...

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<i>CHARLIE:</i>
<i>He complained about a...</i>

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a contribution you made.

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-What was that about?
-Mm.

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His fucking yeshiva,

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in Israel.

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After college,
Shoshana's in medical school,

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and he has to go to this
goddamn Orthodox yeshiva

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in Jerusalem. Fine.

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His second year,
Beth has a conference there,

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so we figure I'll come along,
and we'll visit Ezra.

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We get there, before we
see him at the yeshiva,

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he sends, uh,
a set of instructions

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to her on how she is
supposed to dress,

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like Beth doesn't know how
to dress around Orthodox Jews.

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So, she covers her hair,
every inch of her flesh.

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He takes us to meet the rebbe.
Forget your stereotypes.

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Young, hulking guy.

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Could've played football.

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He tells us that Ezra

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is a real <i>ben torah.</i>

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And Ezra's just beaming,

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like this is the best compliment
he's ever gotten.

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And the contribution?

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Ah.

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I was supposed to make
a contribution,

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right there in the office.

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This was made clear to me.

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So, I write a check for $1,000.

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But then...

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we're in the driveway,

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his mother is literally
dying in the house,

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and he says I don't respect him.

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I don't respect his choices.

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That I gave Shoshana, whatever,

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$40,000 a year
for medical school,

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and I gave his yeshiva
a paltry $1,000.

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Is yeshiva free?

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He never asked me to pay for it.

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He got a job and
a partial scholarship.

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-He asked you for a donation.
-And I made one.

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Do you know what it felt like

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to walk through
that yeshiva with Beth?

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Imagine if your son

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became a Scientologist,

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and you had to walk
through the...

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Scientology center with him,

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and at the end,
you gave a donation

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because you wanted
to make a gesture,

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and he took it as an insult?

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Alan,

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if you could talk
to Ezra right now,

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what would you say to him?

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"Ezra, you broke up our family.

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"You thought you had
all the answers.

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"You were so righteous.

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"You humiliated your mother.

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"You devastated her.

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"I want to s...

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"I want to say you killed her,

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"but I know that's not true.

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"All your mother wanted,
all she asked

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"was to be able to hold
the hands of both her children

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"in her dying moment,
and even this, you could not do.

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"Your way of looking
at the world

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"had to be the only way.

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Everyone else is wrong."

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You always thought
Ezra was obstinate,

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from the time
he was a little boy.

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I remember you talking about it.

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He was, always.

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You said, "Like his mother."

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-Here we go.

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BOTH:
Thank you, Grandma.

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-And cherries.
-Cherries?

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Bring that close for Alan.

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TED:
Here, buddy. Look at that.

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SHOSHANA:
Cherries...

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I always knew he was
more Beth's kid.

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Musical,

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into all that religious crap,

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even when he was little.

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At synagogue, with Beth,

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the both of them

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so sure of themselves,

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about everything.

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Shoshana was mine.

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Reasonable, became a therapist.

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Able to consider
everyone else's point of view.

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But, apparently,

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that story was bullshit.
Is that what you're saying?

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I'm not saying anything.

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You think maybe
I'm the obstinate one?

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I'm the asshole who always
thought he knew everything.

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Fuck you, Charlie.

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This could be it, Alan.

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Take a flyer.

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Fine. I had all the answers.

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I wrote the books.

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Rigid, know-it-all Ezra

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is as much my kid as Beth's.

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More.

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I did look down on him,

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on his religious choices.

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I have been blaming him.

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Blame and...?

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Contempt.

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Yes, contempt.

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He must've felt it,

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all of it.

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What do you want to say to him?

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I want to say...

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I want to say...

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"Why didn't you..."

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"Why couldn't y..."

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Okay.

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"I'm sorry, Ezra. I'm sorry."

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For...?

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"For not being...

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the father that I..."

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Charlie...

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I have been more understanding,

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more compassionate
to a fucking serial killer

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than I was to my own son.

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He has to hear this.

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From me.

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Too bad you're
going to die here.

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Broke. I need to borrow yours.

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Come in.

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You look exhausted.

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More than usual.

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I've got one more stack
to put up.

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Go home.

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I'll do it.

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Ezra, any news?

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-No.

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<i>Hashem yirachem.</i>

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-Hi.
-Hey.

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I didn't know when you
were coming back. Sit.

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I have a treat.

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Kyle.

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-Sam. Hey.

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What are you doing here?

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JoJo's.

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Right. I-I never ate there.

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Is that-- Is it any good?

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Yeah. Yeah, it's good.

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Okay.

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Hey, you know the, uh,
Orchard Diner?

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They're in some kind of dispute
with Harris Carting.

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I-- They--
Their dumpster is just...

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You got to see this.

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Were you...

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You're not working, are you?
You weren't assigned...

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No. No, no. I just,
I just had dinner there.

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I just...

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Come on, man, you got to,
you got to see this.

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Okay.

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It's just over there.

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How you doing?

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-Ah, I'm a little hungry.
-Yeah?

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-Here?
-Yeah.

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Oh.

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-This?
-Yeah.

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00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,557
This doesn't look so bad.

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Yeah, I guess they
must've just...

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cleaned it up,
like, a second ago,

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or something.

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-Okay.

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Well, all right.

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You...

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you shouldn't let restaurants
cut the reinspection line.

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What...
What is wrong with you?

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-Are you taking bribes?
-What?

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Sam, you are
completely out of line.

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Don't-don't talk to me
like I'm an idiot.

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If you think I'm taking bribes,
then you are a fucking idiot.

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-Shut up.

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-Shut up, shut up. Shut up.

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I didn't like it when you read
that letter out loud.

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Kaddish?

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<i>MR. BUCHELLA :</i>
<i>Hello?</i>

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<i>SAM:</i>
<i>Hey, Mr. Buchella. It's Sam.</i>

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00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,208
<i>Oh. Hi, Sam.</i>

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00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:26,710
<i>How are you?</i>

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I'm bad.

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00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:32,549
<i>Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.</i>

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<i>I was thinking</i>
<i>about your question,</i>

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<i>and I'd be glad to do it,</i>
<i>to be your therapist.</i>

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Okay. Wh-When can we start?

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<i>How about next, uh, Tuesday?</i>

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<i>Is 4:30 okay?</i>

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Sure.

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<i>We can meet at my house.</i>

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00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,277
<i>The sessions will be 45 minutes,</i>

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<i>and the charge</i>
<i>is $125 per session.</i>

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That's a good deal.

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<i>MR. BUCHELLA: Well, great,</i>
<i>great. Well, see you then.</i>

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00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:26,811
I wasn't <i>mekayem kibud av va'em.</i>

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-That's not true.
-Well...

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When Mom died,

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he was...

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he was so harsh,

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and I...

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<i>Chava, </i>I...

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I was just mad at him.

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That's all.

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And now...

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Dr. Strauss.

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Do you play ping-pong?

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Yes.

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Do you want to play ping-pong?

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Okay.

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Fuck.

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One-zero.

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-Are you good?
-Yes.

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Three-five.

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Fuck.

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11-seven.

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Fuck!

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11-all.

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19-17.

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Fuck.

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ALAN:
20-17.

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There's something
I should tell you.

283
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I did it again.

284
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The supervisor
that I told you about.

285
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The one who sent me back
to the restaurant.

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Kyle.

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Sam, that's...

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that's very soon after
the last time. Is that usual?

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It's getting worse.

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I want to change.

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You know I do, Dr. Strauss.

292
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Is it possible?

293
00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:29,197
It is possible.

294
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Not just for you,
but for the people

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00:32:31,699 --> 00:32:34,744
that you're angry at,
for being such assholes.

296
00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:39,749
Five, ten years from now,
they could be different people.

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It takes that long to change?

298
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It... it can be faster
with therapy,

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but it takes time.

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This isn't working.

301
00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:31,217
What isn't working?

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Therapy.

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With you.

304
00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:41,728
These have been...

305
00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:44,814
the worst three days of my life.

306
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Two people...

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00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:49,902
in three days.
I've never... felt this.

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00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,866
I like you, Dr. Strauss,

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but this is not working.

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I like you too, Sam.

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I think, I think maybe
it was a mistake

312
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to bring you here.

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00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:10,214
I just--
I assumed it would work,

314
00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:12,967
so I didn't think about...

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00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:19,474
I've never hurt anyone
that I liked before.

316
00:34:21,642 --> 00:34:23,644
Guess you can't help me
with that.

317
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:29,108
I-I don't, I don't want to,
I really-- I do not want to.

318
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:32,028
It's not the kind of person
that I am,

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00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:34,781
in terms of what I want to do,

320
00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:38,451
but if I have to,

321
00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:40,411
if there's just no other way,

322
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and I have to...

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00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:45,792
do it...

324
00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:47,502
to you...

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00:34:50,546 --> 00:34:53,549
...how would you want me to...

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00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:59,597
Have you ever heard the one

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about the Frenchman,
the Englishman, and the Jew

328
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:04,977
who were sentenced to death?

329
00:35:05,061 --> 00:35:09,273
Oh, oh, no... no.

330
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Three men

331
00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:13,486
are sentenced to death,
and they are

332
00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:15,863
told that they can choose

333
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,949
their form of execution.

334
00:35:19,742 --> 00:35:21,202
The Frenchman says,

335
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:23,830
"I choose the guillotine."

336
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,748
So, they build a guillotine,

337
00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:28,292
and they chop off his head.

338
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:32,380
The Englishman says,

339
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:35,758
"I choose the firing squad."

340
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,718
So, they get together
a firing squad,

341
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,595
and they shoot him.

342
00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:43,766
Now, the Jew is left...

343
00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:46,769
I went to see the psychologist
from my high school.

344
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:51,732
He said that he would be
my therapist,

345
00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:53,776
starting next week.

346
00:35:58,906 --> 00:36:01,576
...and the Jew says,

347
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,536
"Old age."