1 00:00:17,619 --> 00:00:19,286 - Is that-- oh, it's okay. - You-- it's just-- 2 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:21,121 Can we just-just like that? Is that good? 3 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:22,456 Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, we can go slow. 4 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:34,234 - You close? - Um, I... 5 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,236 I think I lost it. 6 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:38,272 - That's okay. - Yeah. 7 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:40,474 - But do you want to-- - Stop? Yeah, no, we can stop. 8 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:42,644 Oh, oh, great, yeah-yeah, I have to go to work. 9 00:00:42,677 --> 00:00:44,111 - So, okay, all right. - Yeah, no, that's okay. 10 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:45,379 Good try. 11 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:51,151 Do you wanna try again tonight? 12 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:53,487 Maybe? I don't know, I'm supposed to meet 13 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:55,122 with Doug later, so I don't really know 14 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:56,256 what kind of mood I'm gonna be in. 15 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:57,592 Sorry, I always forget 16 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:58,660 you have a parole officer. 17 00:00:58,693 --> 00:01:00,394 He's a probation officer. 18 00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:01,663 It's not a parole-- I didn't go to jail. 19 00:01:01,696 --> 00:01:03,297 That's the difference, I keep 20 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:05,165 explaining that, and you don't... 21 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:07,234 Do you wanna try this weekend? 22 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:08,836 Maybe! 23 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:34,662 Hi. 24 00:01:34,696 --> 00:01:36,396 My name's Jack Brown, I was curious if I could 25 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,632 talk to you about saving the planet today. 26 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,333 Uh, no, no. 27 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,711 Oh, hi, did you want a fitting room, 28 00:01:49,744 --> 00:01:51,244 or should I wrap it up for you? 29 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,647 - Just ring it up please. - Okay. 30 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,549 Can you put me on the list? 31 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:56,283 - Yeah, sure, of course. - For, like, 32 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:58,151 - not to come back? - "Do not come back." 33 00:01:58,185 --> 00:01:59,854 I wanna-- I wanna be on the list that's like, 34 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:02,422 never come here again for you and your peers. 35 00:02:03,858 --> 00:02:05,492 I'll take this too. 36 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,427 Oh, um, off the mannequin? 37 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,897 Just-- I'll take it. 38 00:02:09,931 --> 00:02:12,265 Okay. 39 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,802 - Hey-yo! - Hey, my name's Jack Brown. 40 00:02:14,836 --> 00:02:17,337 Yeah, you're from Titty Bingo. 41 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:18,706 Excuse me? 42 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,778 You know what? Never mind. 43 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,580 Wait, no, what's-- what's Titty Bingo? 44 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:27,815 Oh, that's from the Spring Resort collection. 45 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,754 - Yes. - Okay. 46 00:02:36,758 --> 00:02:37,859 Why? 47 00:02:42,797 --> 00:02:44,498 Oh, hey, welcome to the store-- 48 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:45,900 Just looking. 49 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,584 Caught you! 50 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,888 - Um... - Where's that from? 51 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:09,657 - Um, the... sorry? - The wine. 52 00:03:09,691 --> 00:03:12,927 Oh, uh... the bottle? 53 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,729 You're fun. 54 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:16,196 You're fun. That's a fun answer. 55 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,735 Mm-- mm! 56 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:22,937 Ugh, who serves room temperature rosé? 57 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:24,939 Ugh, my boss. 58 00:03:27,909 --> 00:03:29,309 That dress is good on you. 59 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:30,845 Uh, it-- it's not mine, 60 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,279 we, you know, we have to wear stuff 61 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:33,881 from the store, so... 62 00:03:33,915 --> 00:03:36,416 I mean, I... 63 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,686 I would love to show you something similar, 64 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,420 or you could even-- you could try this one on. 65 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,422 Why'd you do that? 66 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,659 Well, I work here, so. 67 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:48,328 No, why'd you deflect when I gave you a compliment? 68 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:49,697 - Oh, I-- - Is that something 69 00:03:49,731 --> 00:03:51,699 - you normally do? - Um... 70 00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:53,901 You shouldn't do that. 71 00:03:53,935 --> 00:03:55,603 No, we would never talk to anyone else 72 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,270 the way we talk to ourselves. 73 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:58,639 My friend Renée Brown says that. 74 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:00,508 - Oh-- - Come with me. 75 00:04:02,744 --> 00:04:04,779 Oh, my God, you're so tall. 76 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:08,381 - I know. - No, it's amazing. 77 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,351 You're like a valkyrie or an Amazonian. 78 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:13,353 You look like Wonder Woman. 79 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:15,890 Look at you, you're so powerful. 80 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,558 You look amazing, right? 81 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:20,928 Say it. 82 00:04:20,962 --> 00:04:22,663 You look amazing. 83 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:25,666 - Say it. - No, it's-- no. 84 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,769 - You look amazing. - I... 85 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:30,905 "I look amazing." 86 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,707 Now you. 87 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:33,975 I look amazing. 88 00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:35,676 Yeah, one more time. 89 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:38,045 - I look amazing. - Okay, one more time. 90 00:04:38,079 --> 00:04:40,480 - I look amazing. - Now I believe you. 91 00:04:42,016 --> 00:04:44,519 We're just having fun. 92 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:46,687 I love that. I'm Catherine. People call me Cat. 93 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:48,689 I'm Lindsay. People just-- 94 00:04:48,723 --> 00:04:50,758 - Lindz? - --call me Lindsay. 95 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:52,994 I'm gonna call you Lindz. 96 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:54,729 You're about to go on break, right? 97 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,097 - Oh, I don't-- - I feel like 98 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:58,032 you're about to go on break. 99 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:01,102 In the back of my mind, I just, I've always wanted 100 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:03,604 to be a designer, and then I got... 101 00:05:03,638 --> 00:05:05,606 I don't know, here I am. 102 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,676 Working at a store, and Jack is-- 103 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,410 I'm sorry, I'm a little embarrassed, 104 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:11,946 I'm just, I'm rambling on and on. 105 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,681 - No, no-no. - I-- we should-- 106 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:15,348 let's just stop talking about me. 107 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:18,385 Lindz, honestly, 108 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:20,087 I'm just happy to be talking to another person 109 00:05:20,121 --> 00:05:22,089 - who's married. - Oh, are your friends 110 00:05:22,123 --> 00:05:24,091 - not married? - Well, I don't really... 111 00:05:24,125 --> 00:05:26,627 - have a lot of friends. - Oh, my God. 112 00:05:26,661 --> 00:05:28,963 - I don't either. - Well, who has time? 113 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,065 - Right? - You know? Work, kids. 114 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,967 - Blah. - Oh, you have kids. 115 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,669 Twins. You don't? 116 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,704 Oh, no, no. 117 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,906 No twins, no kids, um, 118 00:05:38,940 --> 00:05:40,875 we, you know, we talked about it, 119 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,944 and it's not like we're not-- not trying, 120 00:05:42,977 --> 00:05:44,745 we're just not trying, 121 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:46,147 - you know? - Well, good for you. 122 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,015 We need more wine. 123 00:05:48,049 --> 00:05:49,717 - What's her name? - Um, Georgia? 124 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,152 Georgia! 125 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:52,887 - Hey, Georgia! - Oh, God. 126 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,655 Yeah, you. 127 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,458 Is there something I can help you with? 128 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:00,393 My friend Lindz is entertaining me, 129 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:02,129 and we would just love another bottle 130 00:06:02,163 --> 00:06:03,564 of that delicious rosé you're pouring. 131 00:06:03,598 --> 00:06:05,766 Oh, Lindz, is it now? 132 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,668 Well, Lindz, if your friend isn't 133 00:06:07,702 --> 00:06:09,036 going to buy anything, I'm going to have to ask her 134 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:11,105 - to leave. - Is she talking to me? 135 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:13,608 - Yes, I am. - I'm sorry. 136 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:17,111 - You're going to leave. - Oh, okay. 137 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,013 I-- okay, I think she's mad. 138 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,515 Um, Lindz, you get commission, right? 139 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:24,685 - Yeah. - Yeah, great, okay. 140 00:06:24,719 --> 00:06:27,755 Georgia? I'm gonna take care of this. 141 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,624 Have you ever thought about meditating? 142 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:32,727 So, then Cat points to an entire rack and says, 143 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,595 "I'll take all of that in a size two." 144 00:06:34,629 --> 00:06:35,963 Points to another rack and says, 145 00:06:35,997 --> 00:06:37,732 "I'll take all of that in a size four," 146 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:39,533 because she gains weight when they go to France. 147 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,202 And then she says, "I'll take all of the boots 148 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:43,871 in a seven, and then whatever Lindz likes." 149 00:06:43,905 --> 00:06:46,107 - Ooh, "Lindz." - Yeah, whatever Lindz likes. 150 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:47,975 You fucking hate when people call you Lindz. 151 00:06:48,009 --> 00:06:50,177 What? No, I-- sorry, what was I saying? 152 00:06:50,211 --> 00:06:52,213 You just threw me off track. 153 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:55,049 Uh, boots and then whatever Lindz likes. 154 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,752 Yes, whatever Lindz likes from the jewelry. 155 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,654 "You know what, actually I'm just gonna take 156 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:01,222 - all of the jewelry." - Oh, fuck. 157 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,791 Yeah! "And I want it hand-wrapped, 158 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,960 individually, by you." 159 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:09,130 - She said that to Georgia? - To Georgia. 160 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:11,198 - And you're not fired? - No! 161 00:07:11,232 --> 00:07:12,967 I sold more in ten minutes 162 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,669 than that boutique has sold in six months. 163 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:17,538 - Nice. - Then she takes my phone, 164 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:18,806 she puts her number in it, 165 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,708 and says, "You and Jack 166 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,610 "have to go to Sonoma next weekend 167 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:24,812 - with Matt and I." - ♪ Sonoma ♪ 168 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:27,480 Yeah, Cat says it's the new Napa. 169 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,552 Did you hear what I just said? 170 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:34,155 What? Yeah, no, yeah, it's wild. 171 00:07:34,188 --> 00:07:36,724 Do we not get the MLB network anymore? 172 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:38,793 Do you wanna go? 173 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,728 - What? - Do you wanna go? 174 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,596 - What, to Napa? - Sonoma? 175 00:07:44,799 --> 00:07:47,201 - Jack. - Bottom of the third... 176 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:48,736 I mean, don't you think that's kind of weird? 177 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:51,172 Uh, no. Do not cross-examine. 178 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:53,808 I'm not, I just-- you don't know this Kate. 179 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,810 - Cat. - Right, but this person 180 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,244 just, like, blows into your store, apparently 181 00:07:57,278 --> 00:07:59,046 buys everything in it, and then you get 182 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,848 a huge commission-- which, like, you know, awesome. 183 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,283 And then she just invites you to Sedona? 184 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:03,551 - Sonoma. - What did I say? 185 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,152 Sedona. 186 00:08:05,186 --> 00:08:06,988 My point being, you know, this could be 187 00:08:07,021 --> 00:08:08,990 some weird, rich person sex thing 188 00:08:09,023 --> 00:08:10,891 - or, like, purge thing. - "Purge"? 189 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:12,793 Yeah, like the movies, like-- like maybe 190 00:08:12,827 --> 00:08:14,295 they wanna hunt us for sport, did you think about that? 191 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,664 No, I didn't, Jack, because I'm not an idiot. 192 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,833 Nice, nice, that's good. 193 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:22,903 I'm sorry. 194 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,878 I would really like to go. 195 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,216 And I would like to understand why you want 196 00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:37,318 to spend a weekend with people you don't know. 197 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:39,687 Okay, because she was fun 198 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,689 and funny and interesting, 199 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:44,658 and she and her husband own their own businesses. 200 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:46,193 And they have a house and they have a family. 201 00:08:46,227 --> 00:08:48,129 They have their shit together. 202 00:08:49,864 --> 00:08:52,299 I thought this could be really good for us. 203 00:08:55,136 --> 00:08:56,904 All right, when is it? 204 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,572 - Next weekend. - Next weekend! 205 00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:00,274 It's next weekend. You said that, sorry. 206 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:08,149 Okay. 207 00:09:08,182 --> 00:09:10,284 - Really? - Yeah. 208 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,787 Yeah, I mean, you know, I gotta get the time off 209 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,855 and then clear it with Doug. 210 00:09:14,889 --> 00:09:17,725 But... 211 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,860 - yeah, it'll be fun. - Yeah? 212 00:09:19,894 --> 00:09:21,762 - I think. - Yeah? 213 00:09:21,796 --> 00:09:23,998 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 214 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,666 Yeah, yeah. 215 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,068 - Okay. - Okay. 216 00:09:27,101 --> 00:09:28,702 - I'm gonna text her. - Great. 217 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,337 - Okay. - If they purge us, though, 218 00:09:30,371 --> 00:09:31,972 I get to be super-pissed off. 219 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:33,374 I mean, it could be the sex thing. 220 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,608 No. 221 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:43,350 I knew we should've printed the directions. 222 00:09:43,384 --> 00:09:45,052 Well, I mean, I didn't know that there would be 223 00:09:45,086 --> 00:09:47,254 - no service. - This is what rich people do. 224 00:09:47,288 --> 00:09:48,956 They go off the grid for vacation. 225 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,791 Because you know so many rich people? 226 00:09:50,825 --> 00:09:52,359 No, but I do watch "Billions," 227 00:09:52,393 --> 00:09:54,862 and this is-- this is a total Axe move. 228 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,363 Okay. 229 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,700 Where the fuck are we? 230 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,902 - We're in wine country. - So why are there cows? 231 00:10:01,936 --> 00:10:04,105 There should be grapes. Read the invite again? 232 00:10:04,138 --> 00:10:06,006 "You are cordially invited to a weekend 233 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,175 "of wine and whimsy at Vlas Vineyard. 234 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:11,045 7766 Lewis Road." 235 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,947 Oh, my God. 236 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:15,783 And there's a star and a picture of a cow. 237 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,184 So we are clearly close. 238 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,698 - That's a murder house. - What? 239 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:33,134 Yeah. That's a house where a murder happens. 240 00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:35,302 - What are you talking about? - My mom always said 241 00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:36,904 you would kill me, and you've finally done it. 242 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,874 - This is great. - All right, "Purge." 243 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:42,276 Look, they're obviously 244 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,311 very, very wealthy. 245 00:10:44,345 --> 00:10:45,846 You're gonna have to call them. 246 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,381 - I... - We're just gonna 247 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:50,017 sit here like weirdos. 248 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:53,687 Hi! It's Jack and Lindsay! 249 00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:16,143 - No, Jack! - Hello? 250 00:11:16,177 --> 00:11:17,244 Don't be rude! 251 00:11:17,278 --> 00:11:19,079 Hello? 252 00:11:38,332 --> 00:11:40,267 This man is made of dicks. 253 00:11:40,301 --> 00:11:41,936 - Jack! - What? He'-- 254 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,404 No, I need you to be cool, okay? 255 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,172 - I am, I am cool. - No, listen to me. 256 00:11:45,206 --> 00:11:47,274 I really like her, and she's being really nice 257 00:11:47,308 --> 00:11:49,043 to invite us up here, and I'm not really great 258 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,512 at making friends, so I just need you to-- 259 00:11:50,545 --> 00:11:52,813 - No, I will keep it tight. - Tightest. 260 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,094 Okay. 261 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,267 Oh! 262 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,537 Let's get the birthday weekend started! 263 00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:17,371 Let's do it! 264 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,306 - Hey! - Hi. 265 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:21,041 - You made it! - Hi! 266 00:12:21,075 --> 00:12:22,476 Hey, can we get Jack and Lindsay some drinks? 267 00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:25,079 - Hi. - Hi. 268 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,248 - Thank you. - Oh, thank you. 269 00:12:27,281 --> 00:12:28,983 Did you get the champagne? Great. 270 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:31,485 I am so grateful you're here. 271 00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:33,487 I have been losing my mind. 272 00:12:33,521 --> 00:12:35,422 Jack, it is so nice to finally meet you. 273 00:12:35,456 --> 00:12:37,825 You are so lucky to have her. 274 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,294 - She's so special. - Oh, yeah, no, thank you. 275 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,329 - Yeah, of course. - Jack and Lindz, 276 00:12:42,363 --> 00:12:44,566 these are our friends Kerry and Carrie. 277 00:12:44,599 --> 00:12:46,800 We know. It's okay to laugh. 278 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,369 I didn't know his name was Kerry when we met. 279 00:12:48,402 --> 00:12:50,237 Yeah, she was modeling at this world wildlife 280 00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:52,439 fundraiser-fashion show- interactive theater 281 00:12:52,473 --> 00:12:54,074 sort of thing that Jared was doing. 282 00:12:54,108 --> 00:12:56,043 - Leto, not Kushner. - Yeah, of course. 283 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,545 That Jared was doing at Dumbo-- 284 00:12:57,579 --> 00:12:59,313 We were all playing the emotions of penguins 285 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,215 that were killed for their scales. 286 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,150 Right, right, and the girls were only allowed to show 287 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,852 - what emotion they were. - Sad. 288 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,554 Which was super-convincing, 'cause I thought 289 00:13:06,588 --> 00:13:08,222 - her name was-- - Sad. 290 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,090 --for, like, a week. 291 00:13:10,124 --> 00:13:11,593 But, in my defense, I was pretty fuckin' banged up. 292 00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:15,095 He spent $65,000 293 00:13:15,129 --> 00:13:16,830 - on champagne. - Yeah, and then we did 294 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,399 a couple of grams of Bolivian marching powder 295 00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:20,200 - in the bathroom. - And we tried to have sex. 296 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,503 In the bathroom. 297 00:13:21,536 --> 00:13:22,970 But he couldn't get hard. 298 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,371 Because of the blow. 299 00:13:24,405 --> 00:13:27,174 And we've been together 300 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,143 - pretty much ever since. - Ahh! 301 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,145 Classic Kerry, right, babe? 302 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,980 Can I steal her for a sec? 303 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,315 Oh, yeah, by all means. 304 00:13:34,348 --> 00:13:35,983 Great. 305 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,418 I've heard that story a million times. 306 00:13:37,451 --> 00:13:40,154 You're welcome. 307 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,922 - My man. - Yeah. 308 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,490 - Matt Flax. - Jack Brown. 309 00:13:43,525 --> 00:13:44,958 - Pleasure there, bud. - Good to meet you. 310 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,226 Nice to meet you too. Thank you. 311 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,095 Yeah, no, my... this is... 312 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,631 hey, can I-- do you mind? 313 00:13:49,664 --> 00:13:51,131 Oh, yeah, that's great, thank you, Becca. 314 00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:52,399 Thank you, Becca. 315 00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:53,901 - Hi. - Hi. 316 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,336 God, I hate those people. 317 00:13:55,369 --> 00:13:58,339 Really? They seem nice. 318 00:13:58,372 --> 00:13:59,973 Oh, they're not. 319 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,308 - They're such assholes. - Really? 320 00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:05,079 Yes. So, how's Jack doing? 321 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,447 He thinks we're crazy, right? 322 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,148 What? No. 323 00:14:09,617 --> 00:14:12,252 I mean... he thinks you're gonna murder us. 324 00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:16,591 I mean, he's-- he's joking. 325 00:14:16,624 --> 00:14:18,626 Oh, my God, no, I totally get it. 326 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:20,361 I'm just, like, this crazy stranger 327 00:14:20,394 --> 00:14:22,129 who stumbles into your store 328 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,665 and then invites you to Healdsburg. 329 00:14:23,698 --> 00:14:26,133 Who does that? 330 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,603 Actually, that would make a really good horror movie. 331 00:14:28,636 --> 00:14:31,271 Should we write that? 332 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,107 I love that idea. 333 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:36,143 I'm sorry, I thought we were in Sonoma. 334 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:39,179 Oh, we are, but it's actually Healdsburg, 335 00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:41,415 technically Windsor, but it's all in the Sonoma region. 336 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,450 Oh, okay. 337 00:14:43,484 --> 00:14:45,587 You know what? Um, Jack and I were talking, 338 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,988 on the way up, and we were thinking-- 339 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:51,225 I just felt an immediate connection to you. 340 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:54,261 You seem so... 341 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,463 Sad? 342 00:14:56,497 --> 00:14:58,666 That's a good callback. 343 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:02,604 No, just... undervalued. 344 00:15:02,637 --> 00:15:04,104 You're not supposed to be selling 345 00:15:04,138 --> 00:15:06,073 other people's clothes. 346 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:10,244 Well, I-- I mean, I don't want to be. 347 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,479 Then why are you? 348 00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:16,350 Student debt. 349 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,221 Oh. 350 00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:22,657 You enjoying the brew? 351 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,028 You-- holy shit, you can't-- you can't get this 352 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,063 - in California. - Pause. 353 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,232 You buy the distributor, you can do whatever you want. 354 00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,034 You buy the-- 355 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,236 - you bought the distributor? - Anyway, 356 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:37,639 let me tell you a quick story, so that 357 00:15:37,672 --> 00:15:40,240 you don't have to hear it from Kerry later. 358 00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,677 His grandfather invented tater tots. 359 00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:44,679 - Get the fuck out of here. - No, it's an epic story. 360 00:15:44,712 --> 00:15:46,447 He was working KP, kitchen duty, in World War II, 361 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,081 not in the shit, he was in, like, 362 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,483 Mississippi or something, and there were 363 00:15:49,517 --> 00:15:51,285 all these little extra pieces of potato 364 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,086 that they weren't using, so the guys in the kitchen 365 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,657 started frying 'em up, and the grunts loved 'em. 366 00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:58,992 So the war ends, and this guy has got the foresight 367 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,461 to trademark the thing-- 368 00:16:00,494 --> 00:16:03,263 the rest of the KP guys were pissed. 369 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:04,766 Wait, he didn't cut 'em in? 370 00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:06,701 No, man, the guy was a fuckin' killer. 371 00:16:06,734 --> 00:16:08,636 - You know? - Yeah. 372 00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:11,405 Killer. Killer instinct. 373 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,743 Wow. 374 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,682 Uh, so... how many more people are 375 00:16:20,715 --> 00:16:22,617 - coming up this weekend? - Oh, this is it. 376 00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,384 Cat wanted to keep it pretty intimate for her birthday. 377 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,353 And we were gonna blow it out for 30, so... 378 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,422 she wanted to keep it simple for 29. 379 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,225 - It's Cat's birthday? - What-- 69?! 380 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,795 - My guy! - It's her birthday? 381 00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:35,763 I feel like I might know the waiter. 382 00:16:35,797 --> 00:16:37,732 - Mm, which one? - The guy. 383 00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:39,433 Daniel? 384 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,536 - Daniel... - Yeah. 385 00:16:41,569 --> 00:16:43,771 Huh. 386 00:16:43,805 --> 00:16:45,472 - Uh-- - Do you know him? 387 00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:46,808 - Where are the twins? - Oh, they're back 388 00:16:46,841 --> 00:16:48,442 with the au pair in the city. 389 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,677 We wanted to get away this weekend. 390 00:16:49,711 --> 00:16:51,245 Oh, hell yeah, good for you. 391 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:52,780 Yeah, it's my birthday. 392 00:16:52,814 --> 00:16:54,314 I didn't want to think about it. 393 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:55,683 Them-- they're obvious-- 394 00:16:55,717 --> 00:16:57,284 they're people, I love them. 395 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,686 Did you just say it was your birthday? 396 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,221 - Yeah. - Your birthday?! 397 00:17:01,255 --> 00:17:02,657 - Yeah. - Oh, my God! 398 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,526 I didn't bring anything! 399 00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:06,460 - Oh, that's okay. - No, I'm so sorry. 400 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:10,097 Trust me, you being here is enough. 401 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,432 I really want you to let me cook you dinner. 402 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,536 - Oh-- ew, no! - Please. 403 00:17:14,569 --> 00:17:16,169 - No? - Ew, no-no-no. 404 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,105 We have-- We have people who do that. 405 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,607 You just be our guest. 406 00:17:19,641 --> 00:17:21,275 Just relax, enjoy. 407 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,176 - Okay. - Yeah. 408 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,747 I'm just happy you're here. 409 00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:27,649 - Mmm. - Hey. 410 00:17:27,682 --> 00:17:29,751 Hi. 411 00:17:29,784 --> 00:17:31,251 - Hi. - Hi. 412 00:17:31,285 --> 00:17:33,086 You know-- hi, I think 413 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,622 Lindsay and I would love to take a moment 414 00:17:34,656 --> 00:17:36,356 to just go check out our room real quick. 415 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:39,159 - Just get situated. - Oh... 416 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,128 yeah, I'm-- I'm so sorry. 417 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:44,398 I-- I forget that being up here makes people... 418 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,199 - Oh-- - Oh, no-no-no-- 419 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,201 You two go unload. 420 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:51,171 Wink-wink, sorry, I'm-- I'm so inappropriate. 421 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,641 Sometimes I have to-- Becca! 422 00:17:57,712 --> 00:17:59,446 Could you please show our guests to their room? 423 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,782 - Hi. - Of course. 424 00:18:00,815 --> 00:18:02,617 We took the liberty of putting 425 00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:04,786 - your bags in your room. - I'm just gonna assume 426 00:18:04,819 --> 00:18:06,654 it's that one there at the end of the hallway, right? 427 00:18:06,688 --> 00:18:08,355 So I think we can probably get there on our own. 428 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,457 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 429 00:18:14,529 --> 00:18:16,531 Holy shit, this is a guest room? 430 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,468 He bought my favorite brewery. 431 00:18:21,502 --> 00:18:23,605 - What? - He bought... 432 00:18:23,638 --> 00:18:25,472 well, he bought the distribution-- 433 00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:27,341 how did he know that's my favorite beer? 434 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,242 Oh, I mean, I don't know, he probably, like, 435 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,778 Instagrammed you or Facebooked you, 436 00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:32,680 - or whatever. - So he stalked me? 437 00:18:32,714 --> 00:18:34,682 No, he Googled you. 438 00:18:34,716 --> 00:18:36,416 We all do it. We all Google each other, 439 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,151 and then we act surprised when people tell us shit 440 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,921 that we already know about ourselves. 441 00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:41,556 Did you know it was her birthday? 442 00:18:41,589 --> 00:18:44,291 - Mm... - That's kind of weird 443 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,793 she wouldn't tell us that we were up here 444 00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:47,294 - for her birthday. - Well, I think that-- 445 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,496 Where are our bags? 446 00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:51,933 Um... 447 00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:54,769 they're in here, in a closet. 448 00:18:54,802 --> 00:18:56,938 - Jesus. - They're unpacked. 449 00:18:56,971 --> 00:18:59,206 They are definitely gonna kill us. 450 00:19:00,842 --> 00:19:02,309 Hey, what are these? 451 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:04,746 I don't know. 452 00:19:06,848 --> 00:19:09,316 Gift bags! 453 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,485 Oh, my God! 454 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,490 - Jesus. - Jack, these are so nice! 455 00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:18,593 I've got facewash... 456 00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:21,261 - Hangover kit... - Beard trim lotion... 457 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,865 - Massage oil... - I have lube... 458 00:19:23,898 --> 00:19:25,600 - Really? - Yes, there's, like, 459 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,200 a tremendous amount of sex stuff in here. 460 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,971 - Oh, my God. - And I have Viagra. 461 00:19:31,773 --> 00:19:33,675 I told you it was a sex thing. 462 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:36,343 Yes, yes, you did. 463 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,712 Gum... 464 00:19:39,614 --> 00:19:41,281 Hey. 465 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,451 Can-- Can we not do any drugs this weekend? 466 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,887 - Who's doing drugs? - I mean, the first thing 467 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,354 - that guy said was-- - Which guy? 468 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,756 Kerry, the tall guy. 469 00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:49,957 He said he does a lot of blow. 470 00:19:49,991 --> 00:19:51,659 - Okay? - And there are 471 00:19:51,693 --> 00:19:53,628 joints in my bag. 472 00:19:53,661 --> 00:19:55,997 - Which are totally legal. - They are, for people 473 00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:57,699 that aren't on probation and have to piss 474 00:19:57,732 --> 00:19:59,299 - in a cup every week. - Well, I mean... 475 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,868 well, that's not their fault. 476 00:20:03,671 --> 00:20:05,372 Okay. 477 00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:12,446 There are six people here. 478 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,381 - Okay. - Mm-hmm, 479 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,384 - and there's an itinerary. - Wine tasting, karaoke, 480 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,788 brunch, yoga, massages! 481 00:20:20,822 --> 00:20:22,824 Jack, this is like a resort. 482 00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:24,726 "Jumpin' Jack Flash." 483 00:20:24,759 --> 00:20:27,528 What? That's so rad. 484 00:20:28,996 --> 00:20:30,832 What's mine say? 485 00:20:30,865 --> 00:20:33,266 "Lazy Lindz." 486 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,937 Oh, well... 487 00:20:35,970 --> 00:20:38,271 You still hate when people call you "Lindz," right? 488 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:39,640 - Oh, yeah. - They... 489 00:20:39,674 --> 00:20:41,542 - Don't know that. - Right. 490 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:47,882 You wanna... 491 00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:49,751 unload? 492 00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:52,486 Now? 493 00:20:54,822 --> 00:20:57,424 You don't really seem like you want to. 494 00:20:58,826 --> 00:21:01,294 Yeah, I don't. 495 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,472 Fuck, I should've changed. 496 00:21:12,507 --> 00:21:13,941 - No, you look fine. - I look fucking homeless. 497 00:21:13,975 --> 00:21:15,676 - You look fine. - Jack, Lindz, 498 00:21:15,710 --> 00:21:17,612 - you guys get situated? - Yeah, yeah. 499 00:21:17,645 --> 00:21:19,547 Somebody unpacked our stuff. 500 00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,314 Oh, yeah, that was Milton. 501 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:22,850 He is the fucking best. 502 00:21:22,884 --> 00:21:25,086 - Milton? - Well, 503 00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:27,021 I say Milton, I mean Daniel and Becca. 504 00:21:27,054 --> 00:21:29,389 - But yeah. - Okay, you know, 505 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,958 by the way, thank you for the bags. 506 00:21:30,992 --> 00:21:32,760 - They're incredible. - Oh, did we do bags? 507 00:21:32,794 --> 00:21:34,327 Hey, babe, what's in the bags? 508 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,963 I don't know, I told Milton to do 509 00:21:35,997 --> 00:21:37,430 the kits again and then just to do something 510 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:40,868 - comfy but fun. - Guys, seriously. 511 00:21:40,902 --> 00:21:43,436 Are they comfy but fun? 512 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:46,439 - Very. - Great. 513 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,341 Hey, I was-- I'm still not getting 514 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,710 any cell phone reception. 515 00:21:49,744 --> 00:21:51,478 - Yeah, and you won't. - What? 516 00:21:51,512 --> 00:21:52,947 No internet either. 517 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,549 Only way I can keep him off the grid. 518 00:21:54,582 --> 00:21:56,517 She calls it a digital detox. 519 00:21:56,551 --> 00:21:58,119 We just get to be here, together, 520 00:21:58,152 --> 00:21:59,954 without any interruptions. 521 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:02,857 Wow, that's... that's crazy. 522 00:22:02,890 --> 00:22:05,827 So, what are we doing for dinner? 523 00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:08,529 I'm-- I'm happy to help in the kitchen 524 00:22:08,563 --> 00:22:10,531 - with the vegan-- - Oh, no-no-no. 525 00:22:10,565 --> 00:22:12,066 Come here, I wanna show you something, Ker, come here. 526 00:22:12,099 --> 00:22:13,568 You boys go away, I want Lindz to myself. 527 00:22:13,601 --> 00:22:14,802 - Okay. - Come here. 528 00:22:14,836 --> 00:22:16,904 You have fun. 529 00:22:16,938 --> 00:22:18,673 - Jack? - Yeah. 530 00:22:18,706 --> 00:22:20,373 What are you drinking? 531 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:21,943 Just whatever you got there is perfect. 532 00:22:21,976 --> 00:22:23,711 - Thank you. - Tequila. 533 00:22:23,744 --> 00:22:26,681 - Oh. - Bing. 534 00:22:26,714 --> 00:22:28,716 Bang. 535 00:22:28,749 --> 00:22:31,152 - Bong. - Boom. 536 00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:33,486 - Cheers. - Cheers, yes, thanks, guys. 537 00:22:36,724 --> 00:22:39,392 - Fuck me, that's good. - Right? Yeah? 538 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:40,928 What-- is this-- is this Casa? What is this? 539 00:22:40,962 --> 00:22:42,897 It's from me and Matt's place in Jalisco. 540 00:22:42,930 --> 00:22:44,899 - Jalisco? - Yeah, 541 00:22:44,932 --> 00:22:47,367 the tequila capital of the world, Jack. 542 00:22:48,536 --> 00:22:50,538 - Is this your tequila? - Well, mine and Ker's, 543 00:22:50,571 --> 00:22:52,974 - but yeah. - Oh, my God, that is cool. 544 00:22:53,007 --> 00:22:54,675 Yeah, we don't sell it, though. 545 00:22:54,709 --> 00:22:56,510 Yeah, it's just for personal consumption. 546 00:22:56,544 --> 00:22:58,079 Mm-hmm, do you love it? Or do you love it? 547 00:22:58,112 --> 00:22:59,446 - You love it. - Kerry? 548 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:00,815 - Yes? - I fucking love 549 00:23:00,848 --> 00:23:02,683 - this tequila. - I knew it. 550 00:23:02,717 --> 00:23:04,952 We'll have-- we'll send you a case, huh? 551 00:23:04,986 --> 00:23:06,787 Thank you, man, that's really-- that's really sweet. 552 00:23:06,821 --> 00:23:08,155 Thank you. That's really nice of you guys. 553 00:23:08,189 --> 00:23:09,924 Of course. Hey, come on. 554 00:23:09,957 --> 00:23:11,559 - I wanna show you the view. - Yeah-yeah-yeah. 555 00:23:11,592 --> 00:23:13,694 Hey, actually, you gotta finish your drink. 556 00:23:13,728 --> 00:23:16,931 No man refills till every man is refueled. 557 00:23:16,964 --> 00:23:19,200 - It's a house rule. - I told my wife I wasn't 558 00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:20,935 gonna drink too much, so I'm probably just gonna, 559 00:23:20,968 --> 00:23:22,536 like, I'll just sip it a little bit, maybe, 560 00:23:22,570 --> 00:23:23,804 like a water in there, maybe a juice-- 561 00:23:23,838 --> 00:23:25,006 How are you gonna drink too much? 562 00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:26,507 We're not going anywhere. 563 00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:28,475 I-I... 564 00:23:28,509 --> 00:23:29,877 - Bottoms up! - Okay, okay. 565 00:23:31,913 --> 00:23:34,181 - I'm too-- let's go. - It's really nice, though. 566 00:23:34,215 --> 00:23:36,117 It's kind of oaky. 567 00:23:36,150 --> 00:23:37,785 Becca had our chef prep everything 568 00:23:37,818 --> 00:23:39,820 and then run it up here this morning. 569 00:23:39,854 --> 00:23:41,155 Don't tell anyone. 570 00:23:41,188 --> 00:23:43,490 - No. - Wine? 571 00:23:43,524 --> 00:23:45,192 - Yes, please. - Okay. 572 00:23:45,226 --> 00:23:47,528 - Here you go. - Thank you. 573 00:23:47,561 --> 00:23:48,930 You're welcome. 574 00:23:48,963 --> 00:23:50,564 These are beautiful glasses. 575 00:23:50,598 --> 00:23:52,733 Oh, thank you. 576 00:23:52,767 --> 00:23:54,769 Yeah, they're kind of one of a kind. 577 00:23:56,771 --> 00:24:00,741 Um... whoo. 578 00:24:04,745 --> 00:24:06,714 Okay, and... 579 00:24:06,747 --> 00:24:09,750 here you go... 580 00:24:09,784 --> 00:24:13,721 Ooh, sorry, it's just about out, so. 581 00:24:13,754 --> 00:24:15,589 - That's fine. - Awesome, okay. 582 00:24:19,226 --> 00:24:21,929 Um... 583 00:24:21,963 --> 00:24:24,231 I mean, I can't even imagine having to do another trip 584 00:24:24,265 --> 00:24:26,000 with just the four of us. 585 00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:27,668 I mean, the boys are inseparable. 586 00:24:27,702 --> 00:24:29,570 And then it's just me and... 587 00:24:31,739 --> 00:24:33,274 I mean, 588 00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,776 I just get drunk. There's nothing else to do. 589 00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:37,812 - Well, cheers. - Thank you, God... 590 00:24:37,845 --> 00:24:39,847 It's the fucking best, right? 591 00:24:46,220 --> 00:24:47,822 I can't believe you're here, Jack. 592 00:24:47,855 --> 00:24:49,657 I can't believe it either, man. 593 00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:51,092 Oh, no-no, no, you misunderstand me. 594 00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:54,028 Cat doesn't like people. 595 00:24:54,061 --> 00:24:57,765 Not certain people. People. I thought 596 00:24:57,798 --> 00:24:59,834 she was joking when she said she invited you up here. 597 00:24:59,867 --> 00:25:02,236 Honestly, dude, I-- I thought Lindsay was-- 598 00:25:02,269 --> 00:25:03,971 like, I still-- I still think this is a joke. 599 00:25:04,005 --> 00:25:05,606 I'm, like, waiting for fucking Ashton Kutcher 600 00:25:05,639 --> 00:25:07,675 to pop out of the couch or something. 601 00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:10,678 - Dude, is Ashton coming? - He's just joking, Kerry. 602 00:25:10,711 --> 00:25:12,546 Wait, you guys know Ashton Kutcher? 603 00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:13,981 - Fuck, we used to-- - They had a big-- 604 00:25:14,015 --> 00:25:15,916 - It doesn't matter. - --thing. 605 00:25:15,950 --> 00:25:17,585 What, were you guys, like, the house rules thing-- 606 00:25:17,618 --> 00:25:19,286 - were you guys in a frat-- - No, we went 607 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,622 - to a prep school together. - Yeah, go, Cavs, whoo! 608 00:25:21,655 --> 00:25:24,291 And I was a first-gen, and Kerry was not 609 00:25:24,325 --> 00:25:27,028 an old-money dickbag like the rest of those guys. 610 00:25:27,061 --> 00:25:29,130 So you got a lot of these guys coming to these schools 611 00:25:29,163 --> 00:25:30,931 who are, like, deep old money. 612 00:25:30,965 --> 00:25:32,833 Like, fucked up industrial revolution money. 613 00:25:32,867 --> 00:25:34,668 - Yeah. - Yeah. 614 00:25:34,702 --> 00:25:36,070 Matt was one of the first hedge fund guy's kids 615 00:25:36,103 --> 00:25:37,605 - to roll through. - Mm. 616 00:25:37,638 --> 00:25:39,106 Your dad was a hedge fund guy? 617 00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:41,909 Yeah, yeah, he was. 618 00:25:41,942 --> 00:25:44,111 And then he was an insider trading guy. 619 00:25:44,145 --> 00:25:46,180 - And then he was a jail guy. - Whoa. 620 00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:48,582 And we lost everything, and my mother had to... 621 00:25:48,616 --> 00:25:50,985 go back to waiting tables at age 45 622 00:25:51,018 --> 00:25:52,987 at a shitty restaurant, 623 00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:54,855 and I had to drop out of school and take a job 624 00:25:54,889 --> 00:25:57,324 bagging groceries, and then kind of 625 00:25:57,358 --> 00:26:00,127 the cherry on top of it all... 626 00:26:00,161 --> 00:26:02,196 my dad killed himself when he was in prison. 627 00:26:02,229 --> 00:26:04,265 Oh, Jesus Christ, man, I'm sorry. 628 00:26:04,298 --> 00:26:05,966 And it kind of ruined my mom, and... 629 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,235 she couldn't work anymore, and... 630 00:26:08,269 --> 00:26:10,104 so I decided to start working nights 631 00:26:10,137 --> 00:26:13,274 at Blockbuster, and... when I was there, 632 00:26:13,307 --> 00:26:16,877 I pretty quickly identified that their whole market share 633 00:26:16,911 --> 00:26:19,146 was just gonna crumble with the way that the internet 634 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:20,681 was gonna be going with streaming services. 635 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:22,683 - You were how old? - Oh, was... 636 00:26:22,716 --> 00:26:24,085 - Seventeen. - Yeah, 17, 637 00:26:24,118 --> 00:26:25,352 but it wasn't rocket science, right? 638 00:26:25,386 --> 00:26:27,021 Everybody had big screen TVs, 639 00:26:27,054 --> 00:26:28,889 because the Korean tech finally caught up 640 00:26:28,923 --> 00:26:31,759 to the need or want of Japanese TVs. 641 00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:33,794 Thanks to an investment from my guy here 642 00:26:33,828 --> 00:26:35,329 and some money over at Netflix, 643 00:26:35,362 --> 00:26:38,299 and a few other well-placed investments... 644 00:26:38,332 --> 00:26:40,901 here we are. 645 00:26:40,935 --> 00:26:43,304 You did this by yourself? 646 00:26:43,337 --> 00:26:45,739 What? No. 647 00:26:45,773 --> 00:26:47,641 Did you listen to anything I just said? 648 00:26:47,675 --> 00:26:50,377 My life is a Rube Goldberg machine of privilege. 649 00:26:50,411 --> 00:26:52,646 It was, like... 650 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,950 ...boarding school, bing, university, boom, 651 00:26:55,983 --> 00:26:58,185 investment, no, man, come on. 652 00:26:58,219 --> 00:27:00,654 No, you don't-- you don't get this by yourself. 653 00:27:00,688 --> 00:27:02,389 You-- You get this with a little bit of capital 654 00:27:02,423 --> 00:27:04,792 and a fuckton of luck. 655 00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:08,095 - Hey, to luck. - To luck. 656 00:27:08,129 --> 00:27:09,330 - Yeah. - Yeah? 657 00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:15,202 It is so nice to have another adult to talk to. 658 00:27:15,236 --> 00:27:17,238 I mean, Kerry just runs through these girls. 659 00:27:17,271 --> 00:27:19,974 This one's clearly nearing her expiration date. 660 00:27:20,007 --> 00:27:22,176 And they've obviously stopped fucking, right? 661 00:27:22,209 --> 00:27:24,378 How-- How can you tell? 662 00:27:24,411 --> 00:27:26,714 Stop! 663 00:27:26,747 --> 00:27:28,983 "How can you tell?" 664 00:27:29,016 --> 00:27:30,684 Ugh, you're hilarious. 665 00:27:30,718 --> 00:27:32,186 Do you ever do stand-up? 666 00:27:32,219 --> 00:27:34,455 - No. - Really? You should. 667 00:27:34,488 --> 00:27:36,223 You could be, like, Sarah Silverman's 668 00:27:36,257 --> 00:27:37,925 little sister. 669 00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:40,261 Oh! Time to rotate the mung bean balls. 670 00:27:40,294 --> 00:27:43,330 - Becca! - Thank you, Becca. 671 00:27:43,364 --> 00:27:44,865 You're so cute. 672 00:27:46,267 --> 00:27:48,068 No, no, no! 673 00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:53,407 So, what business are you in, Jack? 674 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,443 Oh, I'm a-- it's boring, it's renewable energy. 675 00:27:56,477 --> 00:27:58,746 Oh, dope! Dope, so, like, 676 00:27:58,779 --> 00:28:01,148 - design or infrastructure? - No, it's again, it's solar. 677 00:28:01,182 --> 00:28:03,450 - It's not-- - Oh, beta, okay, all right. 678 00:28:03,484 --> 00:28:06,020 So, are you enjoying that Tesla tax write-off then? 679 00:28:06,053 --> 00:28:08,389 I, uh... 680 00:28:10,291 --> 00:28:12,393 I sell them. 681 00:28:12,426 --> 00:28:15,396 The solar panels. I go-- I go door to door, 682 00:28:15,429 --> 00:28:17,231 and I try to sell them to people. 683 00:28:17,264 --> 00:28:20,334 Jack is being bashful. He was a lawyer. 684 00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:22,203 - Oh, sick! - Yeah, but then 685 00:28:22,236 --> 00:28:23,871 he got hit with an assault charge. 686 00:28:23,904 --> 00:28:25,839 - Oh, misdemeanor felony. - Was a felony, 687 00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:27,474 but he got it kicked down to a misdemeanor, 688 00:28:27,509 --> 00:28:30,377 and now he's serving probation for... three years? 689 00:28:30,411 --> 00:28:32,446 Five... 690 00:28:34,215 --> 00:28:35,416 how do you know that? 691 00:28:36,984 --> 00:28:39,186 Got a guy at the FBI. 692 00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:41,188 And he feeds me information whenever I have anybody 693 00:28:41,222 --> 00:28:43,490 over to the house. It's stupid, 694 00:28:43,525 --> 00:28:45,492 but it's-- it's all about safety. 695 00:28:49,063 --> 00:28:52,099 Oh, my God, you should see your face. 696 00:28:52,132 --> 00:28:53,867 Come on! 697 00:28:53,901 --> 00:28:56,170 Oh, my God, no, man, that was... 698 00:28:56,203 --> 00:28:58,772 that... that was good, 699 00:28:58,806 --> 00:29:00,774 no, your wife told my wife, man. 700 00:29:00,808 --> 00:29:02,276 She-- She told Cat that? 701 00:29:02,309 --> 00:29:03,844 Yeah, man, that's just what they do, 702 00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:05,212 they get alone, and they just-- 703 00:29:05,246 --> 00:29:06,514 --take us down a peg. 704 00:29:06,548 --> 00:29:08,115 - So what happened? - I... 705 00:29:10,217 --> 00:29:11,553 I have anger management issues. 706 00:29:11,586 --> 00:29:13,320 Oh, cool, me too! 707 00:29:13,354 --> 00:29:15,155 Oh, so that's why you're in therapy. 708 00:29:15,189 --> 00:29:16,957 - Got it, got it, got it... - Lindsay... 709 00:29:16,991 --> 00:29:18,892 Lindsay told Cat that? 710 00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:20,894 Oh, no, that was Milton's guy at the FBI. 711 00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:23,163 He told us that. 712 00:29:30,838 --> 00:29:32,540 So, it's weird you know that, man. 713 00:29:32,574 --> 00:29:34,308 - What? - You know, the therapy, 714 00:29:34,341 --> 00:29:36,277 - that's... - Dude, 715 00:29:36,310 --> 00:29:37,845 I fuckin' love therapy, what are you talking about? 716 00:29:37,878 --> 00:29:40,047 No, it's great, just I... 717 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,182 you just, you know, like, a lot about me, 718 00:29:42,216 --> 00:29:43,551 and I don't really know anything about you. 719 00:29:43,585 --> 00:29:46,186 Well, if we're keeping track, my man, 720 00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:47,921 you know that my father went to prison 721 00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:49,323 - and that he killed himself. - I... 722 00:29:49,356 --> 00:29:51,225 Hey, that was a super-vulnerable thing 723 00:29:51,258 --> 00:29:52,893 to tell a stranger. 724 00:29:52,926 --> 00:29:54,428 - Thanks, bud. - You're welcome, bro. 725 00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:56,430 Yeah, okay, so, um, 726 00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:58,399 - Lindsay-- - Who? 727 00:29:58,432 --> 00:30:00,034 - My wife. - Lindz. 728 00:30:00,067 --> 00:30:01,969 - Yeah, Lindz. - Oh. 729 00:30:02,002 --> 00:30:05,406 Lindz, Lindz got into an argument with this guy 730 00:30:05,439 --> 00:30:08,309 - in a bar, and-- - So you hit him. 731 00:30:08,342 --> 00:30:10,844 No, I mean, it's not that simple. 732 00:30:10,878 --> 00:30:12,079 - But you hit the guy. - Yeah, but-- 733 00:30:12,112 --> 00:30:13,047 - So it is-- - What? 734 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,114 That simple. 735 00:30:14,148 --> 00:30:15,416 No, I mean, you know, 736 00:30:15,449 --> 00:30:17,351 this fucking guy... 737 00:30:17,384 --> 00:30:19,521 this fucking asshole, you know, he's fucking-- 738 00:30:19,554 --> 00:30:21,221 he's getting into it with my wife, and the fucking... 739 00:30:21,255 --> 00:30:23,257 he calls her a fucking-- cunt. 740 00:30:23,290 --> 00:30:26,126 - A wh-- a what? - Cunt. 741 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,995 - Cuh-- what is he saying? - I don't have any idea. 742 00:30:28,028 --> 00:30:29,531 - A cunt. - Oh. 743 00:30:29,564 --> 00:30:31,332 And this fucking asshole calls my wife-- 744 00:30:31,365 --> 00:30:33,233 - Lindz. - Yes, Lindz, Lindz, 745 00:30:33,267 --> 00:30:34,636 a fucking cunt, you know, so I fucking-- 746 00:30:34,669 --> 00:30:36,904 I get really in the guy's face, 747 00:30:36,937 --> 00:30:38,472 he fucking shoves me, and I-- I just-- I fucking hit him, 748 00:30:38,506 --> 00:30:40,207 man, I just fucking hit him across his fucking face. 749 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,109 - Yeah, fuck yeah, dude. - Fuck yeah. 750 00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:43,877 And this motherfucker, he ends up being 751 00:30:43,911 --> 00:30:45,312 the fucking son of a prominent state senator, 752 00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:48,949 - and I'm fucking... - Oh, fuck. 753 00:30:48,982 --> 00:30:50,918 Jackie. 754 00:30:52,986 --> 00:30:54,622 That's... 755 00:30:54,656 --> 00:30:56,256 that's a hell of a break, man. 756 00:30:58,459 --> 00:31:00,961 Sometimes you don't have any capital, 757 00:31:00,994 --> 00:31:03,097 and you're really fucking unlucky, 758 00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:05,533 and you end up disbarred, on probation, 759 00:31:05,567 --> 00:31:08,369 selling fucking solar panels door-to-door, so. 760 00:31:08,402 --> 00:31:10,938 - Yeah. - Hey, here's 761 00:31:10,971 --> 00:31:12,306 to bad luck too, right, 'cause what's the fucking good 762 00:31:12,339 --> 00:31:13,608 without the bad, yeah? 763 00:31:13,641 --> 00:31:15,242 - Yeah. - Yeah. 764 00:31:15,275 --> 00:31:17,177 - To Jack. Oh. - And... 765 00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:19,179 and for what it's worth, 766 00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:20,981 I'd hit the guy too. 767 00:31:21,014 --> 00:31:23,317 - To Jack. - Thanks. 768 00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:25,687 Let's get some mung bean bowls. 769 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,988 Then we can all go throw up, it'll be great. 770 00:31:32,694 --> 00:31:34,228 Who's ready for karaoke?! 771 00:31:51,311 --> 00:31:54,448 Jack attack! Jack attack! 772 00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:58,018 ♪ They call the rising... ♪ 773 00:32:03,725 --> 00:32:05,959 Your husband is so funny! 774 00:32:05,993 --> 00:32:08,362 Oh, he is definitely having fun. 775 00:32:08,395 --> 00:32:10,130 Guys, take the microphone. 776 00:32:10,164 --> 00:32:12,734 ♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum hyah! ♪ 777 00:32:12,767 --> 00:32:16,136 No, Jack! No! 778 00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:18,338 Jack, Jack. 779 00:32:18,372 --> 00:32:20,307 Oh, no, I broke-- I got it! 780 00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:22,544 - You gotta-- it's okay. - Yeah, Jack! 781 00:32:22,577 --> 00:32:24,445 We'll have someone clean it up tomorrow. 782 00:32:24,478 --> 00:32:25,747 - Don't worry about it. - Whoo! Gotta do it again. 783 00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:28,182 No, I did not keep it tight. 784 00:32:28,215 --> 00:32:30,117 My son made that one, and it is not... 785 00:32:30,150 --> 00:32:31,753 ...so mad at me. 786 00:32:31,786 --> 00:32:34,254 Oh, man, Kerry kept making me take shots, 787 00:32:34,288 --> 00:32:36,089 and I said no, but then I did 'em. 788 00:32:36,123 --> 00:32:38,258 - So... - Hey, Jack? 789 00:32:38,292 --> 00:32:40,294 - Hmm? Yeah? - Honey? This way. 790 00:32:40,327 --> 00:32:41,763 - Mm-kay. - Okay. 791 00:32:41,796 --> 00:32:43,997 Here we go. Yeah, okay, that's good. 792 00:32:44,031 --> 00:32:46,768 - Thank you. - Okay. 793 00:32:46,801 --> 00:32:49,737 - What are you gonna do? - Um, I'm going to go to bed. 794 00:32:49,771 --> 00:32:52,740 What? No, go have fun. 795 00:32:52,774 --> 00:32:55,577 - Really? - Um, yeah. 796 00:32:55,610 --> 00:32:57,645 You're having fun, right? 797 00:32:57,679 --> 00:32:59,614 I mean, yeah, I'm having a lot of fun. 798 00:32:59,647 --> 00:33:02,249 - Good. - Okay. 799 00:33:02,282 --> 00:33:04,017 - Okay. - All right. 800 00:33:04,051 --> 00:33:05,787 - Mm. - Mm. 801 00:33:05,820 --> 00:33:09,456 - ...Matt. - Good night. 802 00:33:09,490 --> 00:33:12,092 - What? - Matt, he said-- 803 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:15,028 guy is so smart, so smart. 804 00:33:15,062 --> 00:33:17,364 He was talking Korean technology, 805 00:33:17,397 --> 00:33:20,267 Japanese green energy, money. 806 00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:22,504 He's the best. 807 00:33:22,537 --> 00:33:27,040 He's really smart-- Jack, you should talk to him. 808 00:33:27,074 --> 00:33:29,209 You should talk to him over the weekend about business. 809 00:33:29,243 --> 00:33:31,144 I mean, maybe he could help you find a job. 810 00:33:31,178 --> 00:33:33,280 Nah, I have a job. 811 00:33:33,313 --> 00:33:36,116 I just-- I meant maybe something that you liked 812 00:33:36,149 --> 00:33:38,118 because you don't love your job. 813 00:33:38,151 --> 00:33:41,488 And maybe there could be something there 814 00:33:41,523 --> 00:33:43,323 like a different career or something. 815 00:33:47,127 --> 00:33:48,830 Okay, good night. 816 00:33:48,863 --> 00:33:51,298 Good night, there's water by the bed. 817 00:33:59,106 --> 00:34:02,409 Uh, hi, um, can I get a tequila? 818 00:34:02,442 --> 00:34:05,547 - Lindsay. - Um, Daniel, right? 819 00:34:06,881 --> 00:34:09,383 Lindsay. 820 00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:11,318 You don't recognize me? 821 00:34:11,351 --> 00:34:13,220 Dan. 822 00:34:13,253 --> 00:34:15,188 Dan Bishop. 823 00:34:15,222 --> 00:34:17,291 Lindsay Simpson. 824 00:34:17,324 --> 00:34:19,192 - Holy shit. - I know. 825 00:34:19,226 --> 00:34:21,663 Oh, my God. 826 00:34:21,696 --> 00:34:23,665 What are you doing here? 827 00:34:23,698 --> 00:34:25,767 Uh, I work for the Flaxes. 828 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,569 Well, I work for Milton. 829 00:34:27,602 --> 00:34:29,469 But yeah, 830 00:34:29,504 --> 00:34:31,639 Oh, my God, that-- I mean, 831 00:34:31,673 --> 00:34:35,108 Wow, you-- you look so different. 832 00:34:35,142 --> 00:34:37,879 I know, well, I was a trainer at SeaWorld, 833 00:34:37,912 --> 00:34:39,781 and I quit that when it stopped being cool 834 00:34:39,814 --> 00:34:42,449 and, you know, started fighting the fires up here, 835 00:34:42,482 --> 00:34:44,586 and went to Burning Man, met these folks-- 836 00:34:44,619 --> 00:34:45,720 - it was like-- - Oh, my God! 837 00:34:45,753 --> 00:34:47,254 It all fell into line. 838 00:34:47,287 --> 00:34:50,290 That is truly wild. 839 00:34:50,324 --> 00:34:52,459 Um, I just-- thank you. 840 00:34:52,492 --> 00:34:56,330 - Um, so... - And, uh, your husband, 841 00:34:56,363 --> 00:34:59,466 - he was, what-- - He's a lawyer. 842 00:34:59,499 --> 00:35:01,435 - He's a lawyer. - He is? 843 00:35:01,468 --> 00:35:03,270 And I work in fashion. 844 00:35:03,303 --> 00:35:05,138 - What? That's amazing. - Yeah. 845 00:35:05,172 --> 00:35:07,307 Thank you, um, can I-- 846 00:35:07,341 --> 00:35:09,142 - can I get just a little-- - Lindsay Simpson. 847 00:35:09,176 --> 00:35:11,211 --just a refill, my song's about to come up. 848 00:35:11,244 --> 00:35:12,847 - So I gotta-- - Well, let's get you 849 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,415 - warmed up, girl. - I gotta go, but you, 850 00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:17,785 you look great, it's so good to see you. 851 00:35:17,819 --> 00:35:19,621 I'll see you. We'll be seeing you. 852 00:35:19,654 --> 00:35:21,756 Yeah, I'll be here all weekend, don't worry. 853 00:35:28,529 --> 00:35:31,398 Hi...ya. 854 00:35:31,431 --> 00:35:33,266 I was hoping you would come back. 855 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,769 Oh, my God. 856 00:35:34,802 --> 00:35:36,704 - Is Jack okay? - Jack is fine. 857 00:35:36,738 --> 00:35:38,372 He didn't throw up or anything? Does he need-- 858 00:35:38,405 --> 00:35:40,173 No, no-no-no, he's sleeping, um, 859 00:35:40,207 --> 00:35:41,609 do you remember earlier, when I said that I thought 860 00:35:41,643 --> 00:35:43,611 - I recognized the waiter? - Oh, Daniel. 861 00:35:43,645 --> 00:35:44,612 - Yeah, Dan. - Daniel. 862 00:35:44,646 --> 00:35:46,346 Dan, Dan Bishop. 863 00:35:46,380 --> 00:35:47,447 I went to high school with Dan. 864 00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:49,182 Daniel Bishop. Shut up. 865 00:35:49,216 --> 00:35:51,451 - Yeah, no, I went-- - What are the odds? 866 00:35:51,485 --> 00:35:54,522 The odds that I, uh, would be a person 867 00:35:54,555 --> 00:35:56,791 who had a lot of sex with someone 868 00:35:56,824 --> 00:35:58,458 - who works at her house? - You did sex-- 869 00:35:58,492 --> 00:35:59,894 Are very small! 870 00:35:59,927 --> 00:36:01,228 - Wow! - Yeah. 871 00:36:02,563 --> 00:36:04,231 That is so hot. 872 00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:06,534 Well... 873 00:36:06,567 --> 00:36:08,803 That's not all. 874 00:36:08,836 --> 00:36:10,605 Dan had a nickname. 875 00:36:10,638 --> 00:36:12,907 - What was his nickname? - Big Dick Dan. 876 00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:15,475 - Big Dick Dan? - Dan has a massive dick. 877 00:36:15,510 --> 00:36:16,711 Yes! 878 00:36:16,744 --> 00:36:18,613 - I love that. - Okay. 879 00:36:18,646 --> 00:36:20,447 - I love that so much. - Well, yeah. 880 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,282 - Oh, my gosh. - It would be so fun 881 00:36:22,315 --> 00:36:24,384 and such a fun story 882 00:36:24,418 --> 00:36:25,987 if it wasn't for the fact that all of my sorority sisters 883 00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:27,755 knew about it-- when I started dating Jack, 884 00:36:27,789 --> 00:36:29,356 they would tease him. 885 00:36:29,389 --> 00:36:30,658 Does Jack not have a big dick? 886 00:36:30,692 --> 00:36:32,492 No, Jack has a great dick. 887 00:36:32,527 --> 00:36:34,261 He has a great dick, it's just like, 888 00:36:34,294 --> 00:36:35,563 it's like husband dick, like he's my husband. 889 00:36:35,596 --> 00:36:37,297 - You know? - Yeah, I do know. 890 00:36:37,330 --> 00:36:38,900 - Unfortunately. - He's been pretty cool 891 00:36:38,933 --> 00:36:40,902 about it, it's just that... 892 00:36:40,935 --> 00:36:43,336 I-- I don't know how he's gonna react. 893 00:36:43,370 --> 00:36:45,640 - Mmm. - It's an old wound. 894 00:36:45,673 --> 00:36:47,374 - You know what I mean? - Why does it-- Why does it 895 00:36:47,407 --> 00:36:48,943 need to be a thing? 896 00:36:48,976 --> 00:36:50,578 Well, because I'm gonna be 897 00:36:50,611 --> 00:36:51,979 a terrible person if I don't tell him. 898 00:36:52,013 --> 00:36:53,815 You don't have to tell him shit. 899 00:36:53,848 --> 00:36:55,650 - What? - Why do you have 900 00:36:55,683 --> 00:36:57,685 to tell him that? You could just not tell him. 901 00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,387 In what world do I just ignore Big Dick Dan 902 00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:02,623 - for the rest of the week? - I don't want you to. 903 00:37:02,657 --> 00:37:04,525 But maybe you kind of have to. 904 00:37:04,559 --> 00:37:06,460 Or I could just fire him. 905 00:37:06,493 --> 00:37:07,895 - Because then-- - What?! 906 00:37:07,929 --> 00:37:09,597 you don't have to think about it, 907 00:37:09,630 --> 00:37:11,364 Jack doesn't have to get upset, and then we can-- 908 00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:13,266 - Are you messing with me? - Daniel! 909 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:15,302 - No! Cat, seriously. - I feel like you-- 910 00:37:15,335 --> 00:37:17,270 No, tequila's great! Thank you! 911 00:37:17,304 --> 00:37:18,973 - Stop it! - I'm sorry, I just 912 00:37:19,006 --> 00:37:20,708 want you to have a good time, okay? 913 00:37:20,742 --> 00:37:22,342 - Okay, so then-- - Okay. 914 00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:23,978 --maybe for tonight we can just... 915 00:37:24,011 --> 00:37:27,582 - forget about it? - Hey, can you keep a secret? 916 00:37:27,615 --> 00:37:30,885 - Yeah. - Keep it a secret. 917 00:37:58,913 --> 00:38:00,782 Fuck... 918 00:38:00,815 --> 00:38:02,016 Oh... 919 00:38:03,851 --> 00:38:05,820 Oh, my... 920 00:38:12,860 --> 00:38:14,996 Oh, fuck. 921 00:38:15,029 --> 00:38:17,031 Oh. 922 00:38:17,064 --> 00:38:19,466 Babe, this doesn't even have to be an argument. 923 00:38:19,499 --> 00:38:22,435 I can take the plane and be back in time from Dubai 924 00:38:22,469 --> 00:38:24,071 to see his art installation. 925 00:38:24,105 --> 00:38:25,973 Except I don't believe you. 926 00:38:26,007 --> 00:38:27,842 You're not gonna make it back at time, and then I-- 927 00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:29,844 Why does he wear so much eyeliner to those things? 928 00:38:29,877 --> 00:38:32,412 Because it's part of his look. 929 00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:34,081 He's establishing himself as an artist. 930 00:38:34,115 --> 00:38:36,083 Well, I don't wanna raise a weird kid 931 00:38:36,117 --> 00:38:37,618 who dresses in black all the time. 932 00:38:37,652 --> 00:38:39,086 If he's weird, then he's gonna be-- 933 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,689 Jack, hey, morning! You sleep okay? 934 00:38:41,722 --> 00:38:44,391 - Hi, is Lindz up? - Uh, no, no. 935 00:38:44,424 --> 00:38:46,527 She, um... 936 00:38:46,561 --> 00:38:48,763 I'm-- I am like-- 937 00:38:48,796 --> 00:38:50,998 uh, we-we-we... we got after it last night, huh? 938 00:38:51,032 --> 00:38:53,100 You definitely took it up a notch, my man, 939 00:38:53,134 --> 00:38:55,368 but hey, when you work hard, you get to play hard. 940 00:38:55,402 --> 00:38:57,505 Am I right? 941 00:38:57,538 --> 00:38:59,040 You going for a run? 942 00:38:59,073 --> 00:39:00,808 Yeah, yeah, no, I'm gonna, you know, 943 00:39:00,842 --> 00:39:03,611 try to sweat it out before I put it back in. 944 00:39:03,644 --> 00:39:05,478 Detox, retox, circle of life. 945 00:39:05,513 --> 00:39:07,048 - You should use the gym. - The gym? 946 00:39:07,081 --> 00:39:08,616 There's one downstairs and then another one 947 00:39:08,649 --> 00:39:10,117 - down below by the pool. - The pool? 948 00:39:10,151 --> 00:39:12,053 Yeah, the one downstairs is kind of sterile. 949 00:39:12,086 --> 00:39:13,855 Agreed, I prefer the one at the guest house. 950 00:39:13,888 --> 00:39:15,656 - The guest house? - Also, Kerry's 951 00:39:15,690 --> 00:39:17,792 in the gym downstairs, and he is a lot in there. 952 00:39:17,825 --> 00:39:19,894 - At the guest house. - No, downstairs. 953 00:39:19,927 --> 00:39:21,062 But I think Carrie's at the sauna. 954 00:39:21,095 --> 00:39:22,563 - Oh. - Where? 955 00:39:22,597 --> 00:39:23,965 - By the pool. - Which is? 956 00:39:23,998 --> 00:39:25,867 - Down below. - Down below. 957 00:39:27,068 --> 00:39:28,936 Great. 958 00:39:30,938 --> 00:39:33,908 There it is. 959 00:39:33,941 --> 00:39:36,711 - Have fun. - Sweat it out. 960 00:39:36,744 --> 00:39:38,946 - He's gonna get lost. - Yeah. 961 00:39:38,980 --> 00:39:42,683 Hah! Hah! 962 00:39:42,717 --> 00:39:44,986 Hah! 963 00:39:45,019 --> 00:39:48,421 Hah! Hah! Hey, buddy! 964 00:39:48,455 --> 00:39:50,024 Hah! 965 00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:53,127 I miss you, Daddy! I miss you, Daddy! 966 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:54,795 I hate you, Daddy! 967 00:40:25,893 --> 00:40:27,662 - Hey. - Hey. 968 00:40:27,695 --> 00:40:29,130 - How you doing? - I'm good, brother. 969 00:40:29,163 --> 00:40:31,132 Just enjoying the bounty of a beautiful day. 970 00:40:31,165 --> 00:40:33,668 - Right on. - Hey, you're Jack, right? 971 00:40:33,701 --> 00:40:35,937 - Lindsay's husband. - Yeah, yeah, man, you guys-- 972 00:40:35,970 --> 00:40:37,772 Man, it is great to meet you. 973 00:40:37,805 --> 00:40:39,974 Yeah, you guys... 974 00:40:40,007 --> 00:40:41,776 you guys too, I'm looking for the... 975 00:40:41,809 --> 00:40:44,078 - the guest house? - Which one? 976 00:40:44,111 --> 00:40:47,148 The... The one with the pool? 977 00:40:47,181 --> 00:40:49,150 Oh, yeah, it's just right down that way. 978 00:40:49,183 --> 00:40:50,718 - You're heading there, right? - That way? 979 00:40:50,751 --> 00:40:52,253 - Yeah. - So I just-- okay. 980 00:40:52,286 --> 00:40:54,055 Follow the path, brother, you'll get there. 981 00:41:01,128 --> 00:41:03,698 Oh, hey! I'm here, sorry. 982 00:41:03,731 --> 00:41:06,033 I'm here. 983 00:41:06,067 --> 00:41:08,769 - You almost saw me naked. - I almost did. 984 00:41:08,803 --> 00:41:10,705 - Almost. - Almost. 985 00:41:10,738 --> 00:41:12,974 Oh! 986 00:41:13,007 --> 00:41:15,609 One more! 987 00:41:15,643 --> 00:41:16,978 Oh, please-- please stop doing that. 988 00:41:17,011 --> 00:41:18,646 I'm just kidding. I wouldn't do that. 989 00:41:18,679 --> 00:41:20,548 - Okay. - Maybe I would. 990 00:41:20,581 --> 00:41:22,817 I... 991 00:41:22,850 --> 00:41:25,686 Oh, my God, how fucking absurd is this place? 992 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:27,655 Thank you. Thank you, this is like, 993 00:41:27,688 --> 00:41:29,523 I've never seen anything like this. 994 00:41:29,557 --> 00:41:31,759 I, like, need this to work out with me and Ker. 995 00:41:31,792 --> 00:41:33,127 I can't go back to being poor. 996 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,795 Back to being a model, yeah? 997 00:41:34,829 --> 00:41:36,664 - I'm an actress. - Oh, that's cool. 998 00:41:36,697 --> 00:41:37,898 Have I seen you in anything? 999 00:41:37,932 --> 00:41:39,266 Do you watch "Murderer Minds"? 1000 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:41,235 - No. - I was murdered on it. 1001 00:41:41,268 --> 00:41:43,838 - Cool. - I also sing, 1002 00:41:43,871 --> 00:41:45,873 dance, paint. 1003 00:41:45,906 --> 00:41:47,208 Run a wellness Instagram account 1004 00:41:47,241 --> 00:41:48,776 with over 50,000 followers. 1005 00:41:48,809 --> 00:41:50,778 Oh, wow. You got a lot going on, huh? 1006 00:41:50,811 --> 00:41:53,147 Not really, I just try to speak it into existence. 1007 00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:54,882 Like "The Secret." 1008 00:41:55,983 --> 00:41:57,885 No, it's not a secret. I just don't wanna work hard. 1009 00:42:02,823 --> 00:42:04,658 Okay. 1010 00:42:06,827 --> 00:42:08,295 I'm bored. 1011 00:42:12,133 --> 00:42:14,168 Cool. 1012 00:42:24,912 --> 00:42:26,680 Oh... 1013 00:43:15,763 --> 00:43:18,833 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 1014 00:43:18,866 --> 00:43:20,935 - What're you getting? - Mischief. 1015 00:43:20,968 --> 00:43:22,870 All right, okay. 1016 00:43:22,903 --> 00:43:24,939 How about a little-- ooh, this one has 1017 00:43:24,972 --> 00:43:26,907 some secrets. 1018 00:43:26,941 --> 00:43:29,677 Did you guys know that nearly 3% 1019 00:43:29,710 --> 00:43:33,214 of Atlantic glaciers is penguin urine? 1020 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:37,384 Car, who told you that? 1021 00:43:37,418 --> 00:43:39,053 I learned it at Harvard. 1022 00:43:44,191 --> 00:43:45,860 That's awesome. You went to Harvard. 1023 00:43:45,893 --> 00:43:47,661 Yeah, you didn't know? 1024 00:43:47,695 --> 00:43:49,697 No, no, I didn't... 1025 00:43:49,730 --> 00:43:52,333 Lindz, just have one. 1026 00:43:52,366 --> 00:43:54,235 - God, I-- - Come on, we're wine tasting 1027 00:43:54,268 --> 00:43:56,170 in, like, 30 minutes, this'll get you back in the game. 1028 00:43:56,203 --> 00:43:58,973 I know, I just-- I feel like I'm dying right now. 1029 00:43:59,006 --> 00:44:00,374 Did you drink the electrolytes? 1030 00:44:00,407 --> 00:44:02,276 - Yeah. - Oh. 1031 00:44:02,309 --> 00:44:04,011 I'll text Milton and have him put 1032 00:44:04,044 --> 00:44:05,813 - another kit in the room. - Okay. 1033 00:44:05,846 --> 00:44:08,749 I'm sorry, hey, who-- who is Milton? 1034 00:44:09,884 --> 00:44:11,252 He's Milton. 1035 00:44:11,285 --> 00:44:13,154 What would you say his job is? 1036 00:44:13,187 --> 00:44:15,322 - Jack. - Um... 1037 00:44:15,356 --> 00:44:17,925 I think he was, like, a party planner 1038 00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:19,793 or maybe an interior designer. 1039 00:44:19,827 --> 00:44:21,829 Um, Matt, babe, how would you describe 1040 00:44:21,862 --> 00:44:24,465 - what Milton does? - Uh... 1041 00:44:24,498 --> 00:44:27,468 he's... he's Milton. 1042 00:44:27,502 --> 00:44:29,837 Okay, and then the-- the-the guys, 1043 00:44:29,870 --> 00:44:31,705 I met the guy watering the plant today 1044 00:44:31,739 --> 00:44:33,707 - with the mullet. - Uh, that is Daniel. 1045 00:44:33,741 --> 00:44:36,043 - Daniel-- and Daniel-- - Oh, Dan! 1046 00:44:36,076 --> 00:44:37,845 Yeah, Brother Dan, Dan is the man! 1047 00:44:37,878 --> 00:44:40,781 Daniel is Daniel, and I... 1048 00:44:40,814 --> 00:44:42,750 don't want to talk about it anymore. 1049 00:44:42,783 --> 00:44:44,051 It's high acid. 1050 00:44:44,084 --> 00:44:45,853 What I do want to talk about is 1051 00:44:45,886 --> 00:44:47,755 my-- babe-- 1052 00:44:47,788 --> 00:44:49,256 - Do you feel that-- - Babe, I'm trying to-- 1053 00:44:49,290 --> 00:44:50,891 - I'm having a moment. - What, babe, what? 1054 00:44:50,925 --> 00:44:52,092 - Please. - I'm talking-- 1055 00:44:52,126 --> 00:44:53,794 I'm talking too! 1056 00:44:53,827 --> 00:44:56,163 What I do want to talk about is 1057 00:44:56,197 --> 00:44:58,499 my friend Lindz. 1058 00:44:58,533 --> 00:45:01,068 Matt, did you know that Lindz was studying 1059 00:45:01,101 --> 00:45:03,003 at FIDM before Jack got disbarred 1060 00:45:03,037 --> 00:45:05,406 - and her mother died? - Oh, no, I didn't know that. 1061 00:45:05,439 --> 00:45:07,775 - Yeah. - Jack didn't get disbarred. 1062 00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:09,176 - He's just-- - She wanted to make upscale 1063 00:45:09,210 --> 00:45:11,378 sustainable clothing. 1064 00:45:11,412 --> 00:45:13,414 You want to make upscale sustainable clothing. 1065 00:45:13,447 --> 00:45:17,117 I've been thinking about it, and I wanna help Lindz 1066 00:45:17,151 --> 00:45:20,921 realize her dream of becoming a girlboss. 1067 00:45:20,955 --> 00:45:22,790 Yes, girlboss. 1068 00:45:22,823 --> 00:45:25,092 - Wait, what? - Wait, what? 1069 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:27,529 I think we should invest in our friend Lindz 1070 00:45:27,562 --> 00:45:30,164 and help make her dream a reality. 1071 00:45:30,197 --> 00:45:32,199 Hey... 1072 00:45:32,233 --> 00:45:33,467 sure, yeah. 1073 00:45:33,501 --> 00:45:34,935 Right on-- congrats, Lindz. 1074 00:45:34,969 --> 00:45:36,303 - Let's do it. - Yeah! 1075 00:45:36,337 --> 00:45:37,938 - Let's do it. - Congratulations! 1076 00:45:39,473 --> 00:45:41,875 - What-- - Cheers! Cheers! 1077 00:45:41,909 --> 00:45:43,844 - Yeah, no, we're... - Congratulations. 1078 00:45:43,877 --> 00:45:47,014 Oh, sure, it's... thank you! 1079 00:45:47,047 --> 00:45:48,849 - Oh, my God. - Of course. 1080 00:45:48,882 --> 00:45:50,317 - Yeah. - So, I-- I mean, 1081 00:45:50,351 --> 00:45:52,453 what... 1082 00:45:52,486 --> 00:45:54,488 so do you wanna do the store? Or do you wanna do a line? 1083 00:45:54,522 --> 00:45:55,923 Oh, well, I haven't really thought about it, let's talk 1084 00:45:55,956 --> 00:45:57,258 - about it later, okay? - Okay. 1085 00:45:57,291 --> 00:45:58,926 We gotta do wine tasting first, remember? 1086 00:45:58,959 --> 00:46:00,361 - What just happened? - Wine tasting 1087 00:46:00,394 --> 00:46:02,196 - is happening. - Whoo! 1088 00:46:02,229 --> 00:46:04,465 There's this cute little place down the road. 1089 00:46:04,498 --> 00:46:06,267 All the workers who pick the grapes are given 1090 00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:08,102 insurance and livable wages. 1091 00:46:08,135 --> 00:46:10,104 - And we have to support them. - I got it. 1092 00:46:10,137 --> 00:46:12,139 Matt, do you wanna-- do you want me to pitch in? 1093 00:46:12,172 --> 00:46:13,575 I could just sell my car or something. 1094 00:46:13,608 --> 00:46:15,510 I could probably... 1095 00:46:15,543 --> 00:46:17,411 - This guy! - We got it. 1096 00:46:17,444 --> 00:46:19,146 - He's so funny. - You know-- 1097 00:46:19,179 --> 00:46:21,415 Jack, I will take payment from you 1098 00:46:21,448 --> 00:46:22,916 in karate-chopping my enemies. 1099 00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:24,351 Kerry, Kerry, 1100 00:46:24,385 --> 00:46:25,953 did you hear that? That was so funny. 1101 00:46:25,986 --> 00:46:27,855 - Hilarious. - Finish your drinks. 1102 00:46:27,888 --> 00:46:29,189 - Finish your drinks, dummies. - Let's go, come on. 1103 00:46:29,223 --> 00:46:30,592 - Okay, okay, bottoms up. - Oh, hey-- 1104 00:46:30,625 --> 00:46:32,594 - Yes. - Jack, are you gonna drive? 1105 00:46:32,627 --> 00:46:34,495 Yeah, I'll drive Lindsay and I separate, 1106 00:46:34,529 --> 00:46:35,929 and we'll meet you guys there, yeah? 1107 00:46:38,198 --> 00:46:41,402 - What the fuck just happened? - I know. 1108 00:46:41,435 --> 00:46:45,039 Okay, this is now not just a fun weekend, 1109 00:46:45,072 --> 00:46:46,874 this is also a business weekend. 1110 00:46:46,907 --> 00:46:48,976 She could become my colleague. 1111 00:46:49,009 --> 00:46:51,845 Keeping it tight, maybe not joke about us 1112 00:46:51,879 --> 00:46:53,914 being poor at the dinner table? 1113 00:46:53,947 --> 00:46:55,983 But we're-- we're not poor. 1114 00:46:56,016 --> 00:46:57,484 No, I know that we're not poor, 1115 00:46:57,519 --> 00:47:00,187 but compared to them, we definitely are. 1116 00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:01,922 Right, but compared to them, 1117 00:47:01,955 --> 00:47:03,625 99.9% of the world is, 1118 00:47:03,658 --> 00:47:06,160 I mean, Gary's grandfather invented tater tots, 1119 00:47:06,193 --> 00:47:08,329 and Matt's worth, like, a billion dollars. 1120 00:47:08,362 --> 00:47:10,164 - How do you know? - I had service 1121 00:47:10,197 --> 00:47:11,131 in the restaurant and Googled him. 1122 00:47:11,165 --> 00:47:12,866 Wait, why-- 1123 00:47:12,900 --> 00:47:14,602 - why'd you Google him? - Why'd I... 1124 00:47:14,636 --> 00:47:16,403 He ran a background check on me-- I can't Google him? 1125 00:47:16,437 --> 00:47:17,905 - No, I just-- - You said everybody Googles. 1126 00:47:17,938 --> 00:47:19,940 Okay, just stop saying Google. 1127 00:47:26,614 --> 00:47:28,516 Get your nose in the glass. 1128 00:47:28,550 --> 00:47:30,984 Get it in there. Further, further. 1129 00:47:31,018 --> 00:47:32,419 Come on, let's go ask Georges. 1130 00:47:32,453 --> 00:47:34,589 Get it in there. 1131 00:47:34,622 --> 00:47:37,625 Georges? Am I on pills, 1132 00:47:37,659 --> 00:47:39,493 or does this taste more like a burgundy? 1133 00:47:39,527 --> 00:47:41,228 No, you're not. 1134 00:47:41,261 --> 00:47:43,263 Actually, it's because it has a lower 1135 00:47:43,297 --> 00:47:45,432 alcohol content than most California pinots. 1136 00:47:45,466 --> 00:47:47,669 - Mmm. - It's because 1137 00:47:47,702 --> 00:47:49,370 we're biodynamic. 1138 00:47:49,403 --> 00:47:51,205 - Obviously. - Obviously, now, 1139 00:47:51,238 --> 00:47:53,541 correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you only 1140 00:47:53,575 --> 00:47:56,611 one of four biodynamic vineyards in California? 1141 00:47:56,644 --> 00:47:58,245 - Am I right? - One of four 1142 00:47:58,278 --> 00:47:59,446 certified by the French government. 1143 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,281 - Ahh. - Yes. 1144 00:48:01,315 --> 00:48:03,117 I love France. 1145 00:48:03,150 --> 00:48:05,185 - Yeah, she does! - Yeah, baby! 1146 00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:07,154 That's... a great place. 1147 00:48:07,187 --> 00:48:09,591 I love France. 1148 00:48:09,624 --> 00:48:11,626 Honestly, I would love to go to Provence. 1149 00:48:11,659 --> 00:48:13,628 Oh, we're going. 1150 00:48:13,661 --> 00:48:16,463 After you've set up the line. 1151 00:48:16,497 --> 00:48:20,134 You're-- You're really serious about this, aren't you? 1152 00:48:20,167 --> 00:48:22,436 Be pretty fucked up if I wasn't. 1153 00:48:22,469 --> 00:48:25,205 Hey, babe? 1154 00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:28,242 - Yeah, babe? - What-- What do we like? 1155 00:48:28,275 --> 00:48:30,043 Uh, what do you like? 1156 00:48:30,077 --> 00:48:32,346 - Um-- oh, I like the white. - Which? 1157 00:48:32,379 --> 00:48:35,482 Oh, um... all of 'em. 1158 00:48:35,517 --> 00:48:37,519 Get all the whites! 1159 00:48:39,587 --> 00:48:41,054 You can spit the wine. You don't have to swallow it 1160 00:48:41,088 --> 00:48:42,389 - every time. - Oh! 1161 00:48:42,423 --> 00:48:44,091 No, I like swallowing. 1162 00:48:44,124 --> 00:48:45,693 You heard the lady, why don't we do 1163 00:48:45,727 --> 00:48:48,061 a case of each? 1164 00:48:48,095 --> 00:48:49,963 Oh... 1165 00:48:49,997 --> 00:48:51,733 okay. 1166 00:48:51,766 --> 00:48:54,368 Okay, um, why don't I bring those to the car? 1167 00:48:54,401 --> 00:48:56,437 And you can finish up your glasses here? 1168 00:48:56,470 --> 00:48:58,105 - Love it. - Actually, Georges, 1169 00:48:58,138 --> 00:48:59,406 you know what? Why don't you just, uh, 1170 00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:00,974 why don't you just double it? 1171 00:49:01,008 --> 00:49:03,711 Oh... double it? 1172 00:49:03,745 --> 00:49:06,346 - Yeah, two cases of each. - Each. 1173 00:49:06,380 --> 00:49:08,650 Okay, well, sorry. 1174 00:49:08,683 --> 00:49:10,317 I went to Berkeley, 1175 00:49:10,350 --> 00:49:12,252 so we didn't-- numbers were just shapes. 1176 00:49:12,286 --> 00:49:14,589 - Sure, sure, sure... - So, you want... 1177 00:49:14,622 --> 00:49:19,092 two of both varietals or four of both varietals? 1178 00:49:19,126 --> 00:49:21,328 - Yes, both. - Yes, both. 1179 00:49:23,230 --> 00:49:25,667 - Each. - Each. 1180 00:49:25,700 --> 00:49:27,334 Wonderful. 1181 00:49:27,367 --> 00:49:29,136 - That's white. - Oh-- oopsies. 1182 00:49:29,169 --> 00:49:31,004 It's rosé. 1183 00:49:31,038 --> 00:49:32,640 I don't think-- is that how they make rosé? 1184 00:49:32,674 --> 00:49:34,441 Mm-hm, you just mix red and white. 1185 00:49:34,475 --> 00:49:36,644 - Okay. Hi, hi. - Hi, um, 1186 00:49:36,678 --> 00:49:38,580 - which one did you like? - I, uh... 1187 00:49:38,613 --> 00:49:40,582 - Hi, thank you. - Try the rosé. 1188 00:49:40,615 --> 00:49:42,249 - Hi. - No, it's-- we're great. 1189 00:49:42,282 --> 00:49:44,084 Which-- Which wine did I like, Carrie? 1190 00:49:44,117 --> 00:49:46,453 Jackie likes the penis noir. 1191 00:49:48,355 --> 00:49:51,091 Penis... pinot noir. 1192 00:49:51,124 --> 00:49:53,060 'Cause he likes the penis! 1193 00:49:53,093 --> 00:49:54,428 - Okay. - Okay, hey, 1194 00:49:54,461 --> 00:49:56,029 so I think we should get some wine. 1195 00:49:56,063 --> 00:49:57,732 - Can you take care of that? - Yeah. 1196 00:49:57,765 --> 00:49:59,433 Yeah, no, I'll get some wine. 1197 00:49:59,466 --> 00:50:01,569 That's good. Can you maybe just-- no, okay. 1198 00:50:01,603 --> 00:50:03,203 Bye. 1199 00:50:03,237 --> 00:50:05,105 - Excuse me, sir? - Yeah? 1200 00:50:05,138 --> 00:50:07,407 I guess I need a bottle of, um, the-- 1201 00:50:07,441 --> 00:50:09,176 the pinot noir. 1202 00:50:09,209 --> 00:50:10,678 Okay, just a bottle? 1203 00:50:10,712 --> 00:50:12,346 Yeah, just-- just a bottle, please? 1204 00:50:13,681 --> 00:50:15,550 - Can I see the price sheet? - No. 1205 00:50:15,583 --> 00:50:18,452 I'm sorry, I... 1206 00:50:18,485 --> 00:50:20,387 it's market price, so it just kind of like 1207 00:50:20,420 --> 00:50:22,122 is what I feel at the moment. 1208 00:50:22,155 --> 00:50:23,825 - Whoa! - Oh, my God. 1209 00:50:23,858 --> 00:50:25,827 - Oh! Okay. - There she goes. 1210 00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:27,562 - Just-- - There she goes. 1211 00:50:27,595 --> 00:50:29,329 - Oh, boy. - She's fun. 1212 00:50:29,363 --> 00:50:31,498 - Yeah, she's fun. - Oh, maybe we-- 1213 00:50:31,533 --> 00:50:33,367 maybe we get to some water there, Car-Bear. 1214 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,102 No water... 1215 00:50:35,135 --> 00:50:37,437 Hey, Kerry, do you wanna help me out here, bud? 1216 00:50:37,471 --> 00:50:39,339 Dude, she's like 11 pounds, you got it. 1217 00:50:39,373 --> 00:50:40,742 - Okay. - You're doing great, Jack. 1218 00:50:40,775 --> 00:50:42,810 - Okay... - Whee! 1219 00:50:42,844 --> 00:50:44,679 Okay, I'm just gonna... 1220 00:50:44,712 --> 00:50:46,581 Ballet! 1221 00:50:46,614 --> 00:50:49,116 - Turn her on her side. - Oh, that's sweet. 1222 00:50:49,149 --> 00:50:50,450 - That's sweet. - Well, I just don't want her 1223 00:50:50,484 --> 00:50:52,252 to throw up on those hair extensions. 1224 00:50:52,286 --> 00:50:53,688 Take off those shoes, they're very expensive. 1225 00:50:53,721 --> 00:50:56,524 I have those. My wife has those. 1226 00:50:56,558 --> 00:50:58,325 Yeah. 1227 00:50:58,358 --> 00:50:59,794 - Carrie is drunk. - Yeah. 1228 00:50:59,827 --> 00:51:02,262 Maybe we oughta, like... yeah? 1229 00:51:02,296 --> 00:51:04,231 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. 1230 00:51:04,264 --> 00:51:06,333 Sure. 1231 00:51:06,366 --> 00:51:08,302 - You're terrible. - I know. 1232 00:51:08,335 --> 00:51:10,404 So bad. She's the worst, though. 1233 00:51:12,439 --> 00:51:14,341 No, you did not say that. 1234 00:51:14,374 --> 00:51:15,743 You didn't. 1235 00:51:15,777 --> 00:51:17,545 - Hey. - Oh, my God. 1236 00:51:17,579 --> 00:51:19,379 Uh, we may need to Uber home. 1237 00:51:19,413 --> 00:51:21,816 - Ooh, we don't have room? - Yeah, no. 1238 00:51:21,849 --> 00:51:23,483 Hey, I got the wine. 1239 00:51:24,919 --> 00:51:27,354 - Yeah, what? - Just... 1240 00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:28,723 ...why did you 1241 00:51:28,756 --> 00:51:30,892 only get a bottle? 1242 00:51:30,925 --> 00:51:32,627 Well, because Carrie said it was my favorite. 1243 00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:34,428 It's the penis noir, and then 1244 00:51:34,461 --> 00:51:36,129 Matt said it would go with the BBQ tonight. 1245 00:51:36,163 --> 00:51:37,799 Okay, but why didn't you get a case? 1246 00:51:37,832 --> 00:51:39,534 'Cause they're, like, really expensive. 1247 00:51:39,567 --> 00:51:41,603 - Like how expensive? - Like-- Like, a lot. 1248 00:51:41,636 --> 00:51:44,237 - What's a lot? - Like, $50 a bottle. 1249 00:51:44,271 --> 00:51:46,440 Oh... okay, well, 1250 00:51:46,473 --> 00:51:48,676 just put it on the Mastercard. We can afford that. 1251 00:51:48,710 --> 00:51:51,613 You wanna waste $300 on six bottles of wine? 1252 00:51:51,646 --> 00:51:53,480 - A case is 12. - A case is six. 1253 00:51:53,514 --> 00:51:55,415 - A case of beer is 12. - A case of beer is 24. 1254 00:51:55,449 --> 00:51:56,551 - What is a case of 12? - I have no idea, White Claw? 1255 00:51:56,584 --> 00:51:57,919 Just buy it. 1256 00:51:57,952 --> 00:51:59,386 Lindsay, that's a car payment. 1257 00:51:59,419 --> 00:52:00,688 Hey, Georges, I'm so sorry. 1258 00:52:00,722 --> 00:52:02,422 - Hi. - Hi. 1259 00:52:02,456 --> 00:52:03,891 My husband made a mistake. 1260 00:52:03,925 --> 00:52:05,292 We are actually going to take a case 1261 00:52:05,325 --> 00:52:06,794 of the pinot grigio. 1262 00:52:06,828 --> 00:52:09,463 - Pinot noir. - Of the pinot noir. 1263 00:52:09,496 --> 00:52:11,164 Absolutely. 1264 00:52:11,198 --> 00:52:12,734 And you know what, actually, we're gonna get 1265 00:52:12,767 --> 00:52:14,669 two cases, right? 1266 00:52:14,702 --> 00:52:17,270 Because we can have one with the dinner tonight, 1267 00:52:17,304 --> 00:52:19,774 and then we can take one home, right, Jack? 1268 00:52:19,807 --> 00:52:21,542 It's gonna go great with the dinner. 1269 00:52:21,576 --> 00:52:23,243 Yeah, you know, you do get a discount 1270 00:52:23,276 --> 00:52:24,912 if you buy a case. That's great. 1271 00:52:24,946 --> 00:52:26,681 So just charge the same card? 1272 00:52:26,714 --> 00:52:28,382 - Yes, absolutely. - Okay. 1273 00:52:28,415 --> 00:52:30,484 - Thank you so much. - That is... 1274 00:52:30,518 --> 00:52:32,820 - so thoughtful of you. - Ugh, oh, my gosh. 1275 00:52:32,854 --> 00:52:34,789 It's the least we could do, right, Jack? 1276 00:52:34,822 --> 00:52:37,725 Yeah, yeah, you know, I just-- I just had a thought. 1277 00:52:37,759 --> 00:52:39,560 What if-- What if we take the Tesla back 1278 00:52:39,594 --> 00:52:40,928 since we're waiting for the rest of the wine 1279 00:52:40,962 --> 00:52:42,530 to show up, and you guys just take my car, 1280 00:52:42,563 --> 00:52:43,631 and we'll see you back there, yeah? 1281 00:52:43,665 --> 00:52:45,265 - You sure? - Yeah. 1282 00:52:45,298 --> 00:52:46,466 Do you know how to drive a Tesla, 1283 00:52:46,501 --> 00:52:49,269 - Jack? - Do I... 1284 00:52:49,302 --> 00:52:51,839 I think the real question, Ker, 1285 00:52:51,873 --> 00:52:54,274 is do you know how to drive a Corolla? 1286 00:52:54,307 --> 00:52:56,744 So funny. 1287 00:52:56,778 --> 00:52:59,212 You-- You put it in drive? 1288 00:52:59,246 --> 00:53:00,948 Yep, just start it, drive, you're good to go. 1289 00:53:00,982 --> 00:53:03,951 - All right. - Okay. 1290 00:53:03,985 --> 00:53:05,753 - Okay. - Okay, cool, 1291 00:53:05,787 --> 00:53:07,421 we'll just do a little switcheroo. 1292 00:53:07,454 --> 00:53:08,823 - Cute, love it. - Right. 1293 00:53:08,856 --> 00:53:11,291 - Thanks, Jackie. - Okay. 1294 00:53:11,324 --> 00:53:13,761 Definitely sitting up here. 1295 00:53:13,795 --> 00:53:15,530 - Thank you. - Watch your head, Carrie. 1296 00:53:15,563 --> 00:53:16,964 - Ooh! - Good work. 1297 00:53:16,998 --> 00:53:18,498 Oh, she lost her little crown. 1298 00:53:18,533 --> 00:53:19,867 Yeah, that's okay. 1299 00:53:19,901 --> 00:53:21,636 Okay. 1300 00:53:21,669 --> 00:53:24,672 Yeah... origami. 1301 00:53:31,579 --> 00:53:33,246 Bye! 1302 00:53:35,382 --> 00:53:37,018 We need to get rid of this fucking wine. 1303 00:53:37,051 --> 00:53:39,787 - What? Why? - Because we can't afford it. 1304 00:53:39,821 --> 00:53:43,658 - Why? - Because... 1305 00:53:43,691 --> 00:53:46,594 it's $300 a bottle. 1306 00:53:46,627 --> 00:53:48,328 - What? - Yeah. 1307 00:53:48,361 --> 00:53:50,031 You said that it was 50. 1308 00:53:50,064 --> 00:53:51,866 Because I didn't want you to get pissed off at me 1309 00:53:51,899 --> 00:53:53,601 for spending $300 on a bottle of wine. 1310 00:53:53,634 --> 00:53:55,435 So, you lied to me. 1311 00:53:55,469 --> 00:53:57,304 I-- no. 1312 00:53:57,337 --> 00:53:59,272 No, not doing this right now. Georges, hi! 1313 00:53:59,306 --> 00:54:01,008 Hi, you know what, I think my wife is 1314 00:54:01,042 --> 00:54:02,510 actually the one who made a mistake here. 1315 00:54:02,543 --> 00:54:04,377 We need to return this wine please. 1316 00:54:04,411 --> 00:54:06,413 - Oh, no, we don't do that. - You don't do what? 1317 00:54:06,446 --> 00:54:08,883 We don't do refunds. 1318 00:54:08,916 --> 00:54:11,485 Okay... okay... 1319 00:54:11,519 --> 00:54:13,453 ...we're good-- look, hey, hey. 1320 00:54:13,487 --> 00:54:15,422 - Yeah? - I work in sales, okay? 1321 00:54:15,455 --> 00:54:17,357 I get it, right? You gotta get your nut here, right? 1322 00:54:17,390 --> 00:54:19,326 Okay, no-no-no-no-no. I got my nut. 1323 00:54:19,359 --> 00:54:21,495 And I got their nut, and I got your nut, 1324 00:54:21,529 --> 00:54:24,799 and I got all your nuts all over my face, okay? 1325 00:54:24,832 --> 00:54:27,467 And we still don't do refunds. 1326 00:54:27,502 --> 00:54:28,903 No, wait, look-- fuck, come on, 1327 00:54:28,936 --> 00:54:30,772 - come on, hey, hey, look-- - Jack? 1328 00:54:30,805 --> 00:54:32,573 It's still in the box, right? It's still organic. 1329 00:54:32,607 --> 00:54:34,075 Biodynamic. 1330 00:54:34,108 --> 00:54:35,543 And overpriced. You can take this back-- 1331 00:54:35,576 --> 00:54:37,011 - No, no, that's okay. - Jack? 1332 00:54:37,044 --> 00:54:38,445 - He needs to take this back! - Jack! 1333 00:54:38,478 --> 00:54:40,347 What? 1334 00:54:40,380 --> 00:54:42,349 - We have to keep it. - Why? 1335 00:54:42,382 --> 00:54:44,652 Because we said we would drink it at dinner tonight. 1336 00:54:46,554 --> 00:54:48,421 Fuck! 1337 00:54:57,899 --> 00:55:00,034 You do not get to be mad at me about this. 1338 00:55:00,067 --> 00:55:01,803 I don't get to be mad at you about this. 1339 00:55:01,836 --> 00:55:03,838 - Don't do that, Jack. - Do what? 1340 00:55:03,871 --> 00:55:05,706 - Don't do the thing. - What thing? 1341 00:55:05,740 --> 00:55:07,608 - The lawyer thing. - I'm not doing 1342 00:55:07,642 --> 00:55:10,011 a lawyer thing, I'm just... making a counterpoint. 1343 00:55:10,044 --> 00:55:12,780 Oh, there it is. 1344 00:55:12,814 --> 00:55:14,816 You lied to me. It's as simple as that. 1345 00:55:14,849 --> 00:55:18,085 Okay, um, I'd just argue that I lied to you 1346 00:55:18,119 --> 00:55:20,420 because you're really embarrassed of me. 1347 00:55:20,453 --> 00:55:22,523 I am not embarrassed of you. 1348 00:55:22,557 --> 00:55:25,526 I-- mm, see, you want us to be these people, 1349 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,129 and we're just not, and, like, that's okay. 1350 00:55:28,162 --> 00:55:31,464 These people are miserable and drunks. 1351 00:55:31,498 --> 00:55:33,534 They're drunks? 1352 00:55:33,568 --> 00:55:35,503 They haven't stopped drinking since we got here. 1353 00:55:35,536 --> 00:55:37,939 - It's her birthday weekend. - Which she didn't tell you. 1354 00:55:37,972 --> 00:55:40,608 Because she didn't want it to be weird. 1355 00:55:47,582 --> 00:55:50,417 We are currently sitting in a car 1356 00:55:50,450 --> 00:55:52,920 that is worth $100,000. 1357 00:55:52,954 --> 00:55:54,722 Inside of that car, 1358 00:55:54,755 --> 00:55:57,725 there is $150,000 worth of wine. 1359 00:56:00,127 --> 00:56:01,996 This is weird. 1360 00:56:11,205 --> 00:56:12,840 Hi. 1361 00:56:12,874 --> 00:56:15,509 - Hey! - Hi! 1362 00:56:15,543 --> 00:56:17,044 You changed. 1363 00:56:17,078 --> 00:56:19,412 Oh, it's murder mystery night. 1364 00:56:19,446 --> 00:56:21,082 Milton made it a Roaring '20s theme. 1365 00:56:21,115 --> 00:56:24,085 Oh, um, I just-- 1366 00:56:24,118 --> 00:56:25,786 I didn't bring anything to wear. 1367 00:56:25,820 --> 00:56:27,688 Oh, that's okay, Milton took care of it all. 1368 00:56:27,722 --> 00:56:29,657 There's some stuff in your room, go get changed, 1369 00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:31,826 and then come back up here whenever you're ready, 1370 00:56:31,859 --> 00:56:33,928 and we're all gonna go down to the farmhouse. 1371 00:56:33,961 --> 00:56:36,731 Okay-- oh, we brought the wine. 1372 00:56:36,764 --> 00:56:38,933 - Wine? - From, um... 1373 00:56:38,966 --> 00:56:42,203 - from the tasting. - Oh, right! 1374 00:56:42,236 --> 00:56:44,505 Great, um, yeah, you can just put that 1375 00:56:44,538 --> 00:56:46,207 downstairs in the cellar and then go get changed. 1376 00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:48,109 We're gonna kill each other! 1377 00:56:48,142 --> 00:56:50,578 Hey, Jack, tonight, 1378 00:56:50,611 --> 00:56:53,080 why don't you pick on a vase your own size, see?! 1379 00:56:53,114 --> 00:56:55,116 Argh, ya see? 1380 00:57:10,598 --> 00:57:11,832 Well, good thing we bought two. 1381 00:57:11,866 --> 00:57:13,100 Okay. 1382 00:57:22,510 --> 00:57:25,212 They know my sizes? How do they do that? 1383 00:57:25,246 --> 00:57:27,715 God, I want a Milton. 1384 00:57:30,985 --> 00:57:33,688 Listen up! 1385 00:57:33,721 --> 00:57:36,958 It seems there be a murderer in our midst. 1386 00:57:36,991 --> 00:57:38,225 My name is 1387 00:57:38,259 --> 00:57:40,561 Police Chief Danny O'Sullivan! 1388 00:57:40,594 --> 00:57:42,596 And if there's one thing I won't stand, 1389 00:57:42,630 --> 00:57:45,232 it's murderers in Chicago. 1390 00:57:45,266 --> 00:57:47,134 - Ooh. - Manila! 1391 00:57:47,168 --> 00:57:50,137 Now, it seems that someone's been 1392 00:57:50,171 --> 00:57:52,606 feeding me intel on the inside. 1393 00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,542 Isn't that right, Becca Brasco? 1394 00:57:54,575 --> 00:57:56,243 Yeah, see?! 1395 00:57:56,277 --> 00:57:57,979 Me and my crew, we've been taking over 1396 00:57:58,012 --> 00:57:59,680 the South Side, see?! 1397 00:57:59,714 --> 00:58:01,816 When there was one person 1398 00:58:01,849 --> 00:58:04,051 standing in our way... 1399 00:58:06,887 --> 00:58:08,155 Jack, that's-- that's your turn. 1400 00:58:08,189 --> 00:58:09,590 - Yeah, you go. - It's your turn. 1401 00:58:09,623 --> 00:58:11,258 - Read the card. - I just read it? 1402 00:58:11,292 --> 00:58:13,527 - Just read the card. - Just the card? Okay, um, 1403 00:58:13,561 --> 00:58:14,595 Where did these cards come from? 1404 00:58:14,628 --> 00:58:16,163 "I'm Michael O'Malley 1405 00:58:16,197 --> 00:58:17,865 "from the south side. My brother Patrick 1406 00:58:17,898 --> 00:58:19,166 - was murdered--" - Okay, now, Jack, can you 1407 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,002 please commit to the character? 1408 00:58:21,035 --> 00:58:22,636 - Do an accent. - Can you give a-- 1409 00:58:22,670 --> 00:58:24,638 It's so freeing when you just read it 1410 00:58:24,672 --> 00:58:27,008 - with an accent. - Okay, yeah, okay. 1411 00:58:27,041 --> 00:58:29,176 Okay, um-- 1412 00:58:29,210 --> 00:58:30,745 "I'm Michael O'Malley 1413 00:58:30,778 --> 00:58:32,146 from the South Side. 1414 00:58:32,179 --> 00:58:35,016 My brother Patrick was murdered. 1415 00:58:35,049 --> 00:58:36,817 People think I did it to take control 1416 00:58:36,851 --> 00:58:38,686 of the potato trade, 1417 00:58:38,719 --> 00:58:40,121 but that's impossible 1418 00:58:40,154 --> 00:58:41,922 because I was on the north side 1419 00:58:41,956 --> 00:58:44,225 with Don Kerryon--" that's Kerry. 1420 00:58:44,258 --> 00:58:46,594 Ahh, that's-ah me! 1421 00:58:49,797 --> 00:58:52,867 "While I was on the north side with Don Ker-leone!" 1422 00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:55,069 True, true, that is true. 1423 00:58:55,102 --> 00:58:57,805 Because there's not one person in this room 1424 00:58:57,838 --> 00:59:00,875 that didn't stand to gain from Patrick's death. 1425 00:59:00,908 --> 00:59:03,744 Especially the wife! 1426 00:59:07,748 --> 00:59:09,183 Let's just pick up the cues. 1427 00:59:09,216 --> 00:59:10,785 Just pick up the cues, everyone. 1428 00:59:10,818 --> 00:59:12,253 - Seriously, take this. - Becca was 1429 00:59:12,286 --> 00:59:13,821 a Fulbright scholar. She's completely 1430 00:59:13,854 --> 00:59:15,756 wasting her life here. 1431 00:59:15,790 --> 00:59:17,825 - Love you, Becky. - Okay, sorry, Becca. 1432 00:59:17,858 --> 00:59:19,126 Total respect. 1433 00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:20,961 Yeah, that's embarrassing. 1434 00:59:20,995 --> 00:59:22,596 You got it, babe, go. 1435 00:59:22,630 --> 00:59:23,864 - You got it. - "It couldn't've been me. 1436 00:59:23,898 --> 00:59:25,699 I loved my husband. 1437 00:59:25,733 --> 00:59:28,102 We immigrated here together from Kilkenny. 1438 00:59:28,135 --> 00:59:30,137 On that ride across the Atlantic, 1439 00:59:30,171 --> 00:59:31,772 we would talk about the better life 1440 00:59:31,806 --> 00:59:33,607 America would show us. 1441 00:59:33,641 --> 00:59:36,343 We heard that there are no cats in America, 1442 00:59:36,377 --> 00:59:38,979 and the streets are made of cheese. 1443 00:59:39,013 --> 00:59:40,815 - Is she going off script? - Yeah, it's brilliant. 1444 00:59:40,848 --> 00:59:43,350 "Upon arriving in New York, 1445 00:59:43,384 --> 00:59:45,286 - Patrick took me in his--" - Chicago! Chicago. 1446 00:59:45,319 --> 00:59:49,123 "--Chicago, Patrick took me in his arms and said, 1447 00:59:49,156 --> 00:59:52,126 We will never want for anything again." 1448 00:59:52,159 --> 00:59:55,629 And then one of you monsters murdered him! 1449 01:00:00,901 --> 01:00:02,837 Wow! 1450 01:00:14,782 --> 01:00:16,183 Ooh! 1451 01:00:26,827 --> 01:00:29,163 Dude's got cryptocurrency. Secret currency. 1452 01:00:29,196 --> 01:00:31,332 Right? It's just-- it's an idea. 1453 01:00:31,365 --> 01:00:33,234 Where do we put the crypto? 1454 01:00:33,267 --> 01:00:36,170 In storage. Is it a fuckin' crypto bank? 1455 01:00:36,203 --> 01:00:38,772 - I don't know yet. - You all right, bud? 1456 01:00:38,806 --> 01:00:40,774 I'm just in a dark-- a dark hole right now. 1457 01:00:40,808 --> 01:00:42,143 Come here, come here, come here, come here... 1458 01:00:42,176 --> 01:00:43,777 Then come sit, come sit, come sit. 1459 01:00:43,811 --> 01:00:46,046 This is how we come out 1460 01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,682 the other side. He goes in here... 1461 01:00:48,716 --> 01:00:50,784 Just give it-- watch, 1462 01:00:50,818 --> 01:00:56,257 watch, five, four, three, two, one. 1463 01:00:58,359 --> 01:01:00,327 What's up, guys? All right. 1464 01:01:00,361 --> 01:01:02,196 So what you're gonna want is you're gonna want 1465 01:01:02,229 --> 01:01:04,031 cold storage, cold storage can make it 1466 01:01:04,064 --> 01:01:05,733 so it can't be encrypted by other people. 1467 01:01:05,766 --> 01:01:07,168 - That's it right there. - So you have a passcode 1468 01:01:07,201 --> 01:01:09,170 which is gonna break it up... 1469 01:01:09,203 --> 01:01:12,139 And the Boner Award... 1470 01:01:12,173 --> 01:01:15,176 ...for Worst Job 1471 01:01:15,209 --> 01:01:17,211 Keeping Their Facts Straight goes to... 1472 01:01:17,244 --> 01:01:18,412 Oh, I know who that is. 1473 01:01:18,445 --> 01:01:20,147 Jack! 1474 01:01:21,749 --> 01:01:24,151 Yay, Jack! 1475 01:01:24,185 --> 01:01:26,220 Ah-- ah! 1476 01:01:26,253 --> 01:01:28,956 Uh-- fuck you. 1477 01:01:30,491 --> 01:01:32,259 You have to use that, Jack. 1478 01:01:32,293 --> 01:01:35,462 He's a good sport-- and last but not least, 1479 01:01:35,496 --> 01:01:37,498 the award for Finest Performance 1480 01:01:37,532 --> 01:01:40,100 goes to... 1481 01:01:40,134 --> 01:01:44,738 Lindsay! 1482 01:01:44,772 --> 01:01:47,041 Oh, my God! 1483 01:01:47,074 --> 01:01:48,742 I would like to thank all of you, blah-blah-blah, 1484 01:01:48,776 --> 01:01:51,111 this is amazing! 1485 01:01:51,145 --> 01:01:55,216 Oh, my God, of course you think Lindz gave 1486 01:01:55,249 --> 01:01:57,218 the best performance. 1487 01:01:57,251 --> 01:01:59,086 What are you talking about? Lindz was great. 1488 01:01:59,119 --> 01:02:01,055 - Thank you. - Oh, no, she's amazing. 1489 01:02:01,088 --> 01:02:03,958 I-- Becca was-- pfft!-- wet. 1490 01:02:03,991 --> 01:02:08,295 But-But Daniel knows Lindz from high school, so... 1491 01:02:08,329 --> 01:02:10,231 She rocked it, she was in all the plays. 1492 01:02:10,264 --> 01:02:11,932 I think he's a little biased. 1493 01:02:11,966 --> 01:02:13,867 Wait, high school? 1494 01:02:13,901 --> 01:02:15,936 - Yeah. - Daniel... 1495 01:02:15,970 --> 01:02:18,772 Daniel and Lindz went to high school together. 1496 01:02:18,806 --> 01:02:20,941 And they used to, you know, they used to... 1497 01:02:20,975 --> 01:02:23,010 - Cat. - ...whatever. 1498 01:02:23,043 --> 01:02:26,180 - Oh. - They used to what? 1499 01:02:26,213 --> 01:02:29,416 No, well, we just-- we went to high school together. 1500 01:02:29,450 --> 01:02:32,019 It's not a big deal. You knew that. 1501 01:02:32,052 --> 01:02:35,055 I didn't. I didn't know that, Dan. 1502 01:02:35,089 --> 01:02:37,324 Oh... yeah, well... 1503 01:02:37,358 --> 01:02:38,959 oh. 1504 01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:42,096 Dan? 1505 01:02:43,931 --> 01:02:46,033 Dan... 1506 01:02:46,066 --> 01:02:48,836 Dan, oh... 1507 01:02:48,869 --> 01:02:52,473 - you're Dan. - Yeah, brother. 1508 01:03:00,548 --> 01:03:03,217 May I speak to you privately over there please? 1509 01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:05,252 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... 1510 01:03:07,288 --> 01:03:09,923 Uh, anybody want 1511 01:03:09,957 --> 01:03:11,825 - a refill? - Blue penis. 1512 01:03:11,859 --> 01:03:14,128 - Over here. - Babe, they called him 1513 01:03:14,161 --> 01:03:16,564 Big Dick Dan 'cause he's very well-endowed. 1514 01:03:16,598 --> 01:03:18,600 Oh! Brother Dan's 1515 01:03:18,633 --> 01:03:20,934 packing a real ham cannon, huh? 1516 01:03:20,968 --> 01:03:22,870 I see that for Dan, yeah. 1517 01:03:22,903 --> 01:03:25,205 But it's, like, a-- it's like a thing for Jack 1518 01:03:25,239 --> 01:03:27,207 because he doesn't have-- well, he's-- 1519 01:03:27,241 --> 01:03:28,576 'Cause-- 'Cause, is Jack not packing 1520 01:03:28,610 --> 01:03:30,444 - a ham cannon? - No, he has... 1521 01:03:30,477 --> 01:03:32,346 Is that Big Dick Dan? 1522 01:03:32,379 --> 01:03:33,548 - Okay, can we just-- - No, yes or no question. 1523 01:03:33,581 --> 01:03:34,948 Is that Big Dick Dan? 1524 01:03:36,651 --> 01:03:37,918 Yes. 1525 01:03:40,622 --> 01:03:43,290 - Yes, it is. - Okay. 1526 01:03:43,324 --> 01:03:45,426 Okay. 1527 01:03:45,459 --> 01:03:47,995 I am not going to point out 1528 01:03:48,028 --> 01:03:49,531 that you just ripped me a new asshole in the car 1529 01:03:49,564 --> 01:03:51,332 for lying to you about a bottle of wine. 1530 01:03:51,365 --> 01:03:54,201 I-- but you kind of are 1531 01:03:54,234 --> 01:03:56,937 by saying that, so... 1532 01:03:58,205 --> 01:03:59,907 That is fair. 1533 01:03:59,940 --> 01:04:02,577 So I'm not gonna do that. 1534 01:04:02,610 --> 01:04:04,878 And I am not gonna freak out 1535 01:04:04,912 --> 01:04:07,582 - now that I have met Dan. - Which, Jack, honey, 1536 01:04:07,615 --> 01:04:09,883 that really was so long ago. 1537 01:04:09,917 --> 01:04:12,319 And it's great that you wouldn't freak out about it 1538 01:04:12,353 --> 01:04:15,989 because it was another person, it was another time, you know? 1539 01:04:16,023 --> 01:04:17,324 - Yeah, yeah, okay. - Okay. 1540 01:04:17,358 --> 01:04:19,093 - Okay, yeah. - Okay. 1541 01:04:19,126 --> 01:04:21,161 So I'm just gonna... 1542 01:04:21,195 --> 01:04:24,064 I'm just gonna push this, like, deep... 1543 01:04:24,098 --> 01:04:25,933 deep... 1544 01:04:25,966 --> 01:04:29,103 - down inside... - Okay. 1545 01:04:29,136 --> 01:04:30,371 And we are just gonna deal with this 1546 01:04:30,404 --> 01:04:32,139 when we get home, okay? 1547 01:04:34,007 --> 01:04:36,410 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. Okay. 1548 01:04:42,116 --> 01:04:43,618 I am so sorry. 1549 01:04:43,651 --> 01:04:46,621 Thanks, Cat. Not your fault. 1550 01:04:57,732 --> 01:04:59,567 Actually, I didn't know that, 1551 01:04:59,601 --> 01:05:02,537 but I don't care. 1552 01:05:02,570 --> 01:05:07,441 And after hearing about Daniel and his ham cannon, 1553 01:05:07,474 --> 01:05:08,710 I'm probably gonna have sex with him, too. 1554 01:05:08,743 --> 01:05:10,411 Is that okay with you, Ker? 1555 01:05:10,444 --> 01:05:12,580 I seriously do not care. 1556 01:05:12,614 --> 01:05:14,682 And I'm not judging anyone here. 1557 01:05:14,716 --> 01:05:16,183 That's beautiful, brother. 1558 01:05:17,985 --> 01:05:19,987 I mean, at the end of the day, 1559 01:05:20,020 --> 01:05:22,289 it's just sex, right? 1560 01:05:22,322 --> 01:05:24,559 Yes, I've had sex with your wife, 1561 01:05:24,592 --> 01:05:28,128 and I've had sex with Becca. 1562 01:05:28,162 --> 01:05:30,464 And it sounds like I'm gonna have sex with Carrie. 1563 01:05:32,433 --> 01:05:35,102 And that's awesome. 1564 01:05:35,135 --> 01:05:37,371 But what you have, brother, 1565 01:05:37,404 --> 01:05:39,574 that's deeper than penetration. 1566 01:05:41,141 --> 01:05:43,010 You have a life. 1567 01:05:43,043 --> 01:05:44,478 And I think it's a great honor 1568 01:05:44,512 --> 01:05:46,313 to be bonded like this to another man. 1569 01:05:47,549 --> 01:05:49,517 Look... Lindsay taught me 1570 01:05:49,551 --> 01:05:51,485 so much about sex, and I taught her 1571 01:05:51,519 --> 01:05:53,555 a bunch of cool stuff, too. 1572 01:05:53,588 --> 01:05:55,690 And you're still reaping those benefits today. 1573 01:05:55,723 --> 01:05:57,525 So... 1574 01:05:57,559 --> 01:05:59,393 thank you. 1575 01:05:59,426 --> 01:06:01,395 And you're welcome. 1576 01:06:01,428 --> 01:06:03,230 I'm welcome? 1577 01:06:03,263 --> 01:06:05,499 Yeah. I mean, obviously, 1578 01:06:05,533 --> 01:06:07,468 we're gonna have different experiences 1579 01:06:07,502 --> 01:06:08,703 because we have different body types. 1580 01:06:08,736 --> 01:06:10,505 You're shorter than I am. 1581 01:06:10,538 --> 01:06:12,406 I'm-- are you saying I'm smaller than you? 1582 01:06:12,439 --> 01:06:14,174 Yeah, well, you're like five-- 1583 01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:15,577 What the fuck is that 1584 01:06:15,610 --> 01:06:17,512 - supposed to mean? - Jack? 1585 01:06:17,545 --> 01:06:19,413 - It's okay, brother. - --I'm smaller than you? 1586 01:06:19,446 --> 01:06:21,114 I'm fucking shorter than you? No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 1587 01:06:21,148 --> 01:06:22,784 - this is very-- - Triggering? 1588 01:06:22,817 --> 01:06:24,619 Thank you, Ker, not really the time right now. 1589 01:06:24,652 --> 01:06:26,253 - Sounds like we just got-- - Don't touch me, man! 1590 01:06:26,286 --> 01:06:28,021 Jack! 1591 01:06:28,055 --> 01:06:29,624 I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Are you okay? 1592 01:06:29,657 --> 01:06:31,726 - Give me that! - No-- whoa-- no, no! 1593 01:06:33,628 --> 01:06:35,429 Take his power! Grab it! 1594 01:06:38,398 --> 01:06:40,735 - Time out! - Careful! Careful! 1595 01:06:42,369 --> 01:06:44,639 Oh! Oh! 1596 01:06:44,672 --> 01:06:46,708 Please! I wanna stop! 1597 01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:49,276 I wanna stop! I wanna stop! Please stop. 1598 01:06:49,309 --> 01:06:52,412 - I wanna-- yes! - Aah. 1599 01:06:52,446 --> 01:06:54,616 Well, my thirst for blood remains unquenched. 1600 01:06:54,649 --> 01:06:56,584 Yeah, yeah-- hey, fellas, 1601 01:06:56,618 --> 01:06:58,485 this is getting "hard-on" to watch. 1602 01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:01,054 I have lower back issues. 1603 01:07:01,088 --> 01:07:02,590 Oh, me too, man. 1604 01:07:02,624 --> 01:07:04,258 And the winner of the weirdest fight 1605 01:07:04,291 --> 01:07:06,628 in history... is Jack! 1606 01:07:09,664 --> 01:07:12,366 Oh, God. 1607 01:07:14,802 --> 01:07:16,571 - Lindsay? - Dan?! 1608 01:07:16,604 --> 01:07:19,139 You get the fuck outta here now! 1609 01:07:19,172 --> 01:07:21,709 Go upstairs, go to bed. 1610 01:07:21,743 --> 01:07:23,410 Think about what you did. 1611 01:07:23,443 --> 01:07:26,113 Goddamnit. I'll see you in the morning. 1612 01:07:26,146 --> 01:07:27,849 Hey, thank you for all your hard work tonight, 1613 01:07:27,882 --> 01:07:29,483 by the way. Thank you very much. 1614 01:07:29,517 --> 01:07:30,785 I'll see you upstairs, Dan. 1615 01:07:30,818 --> 01:07:32,754 Excellent storytelling. 1616 01:07:32,787 --> 01:07:34,354 - That guy's the best. - Really lovely. 1617 01:07:34,388 --> 01:07:35,723 That was impressive. 1618 01:07:35,757 --> 01:07:37,257 He is the fucking best, man. 1619 01:07:42,730 --> 01:07:45,667 - Why are you sad? - Because... 1620 01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:48,703 Jack was doing so much better. 1621 01:07:48,736 --> 01:07:52,472 You know? 1622 01:07:53,875 --> 01:07:55,409 But he won the fight. 1623 01:07:55,442 --> 01:07:57,311 Oh, my God. 1624 01:07:57,344 --> 01:07:59,681 He's gonna actually go to jail. 1625 01:07:59,714 --> 01:08:01,883 - Why? - Because 1626 01:08:01,916 --> 01:08:04,451 he assaulted Dan, 1627 01:08:04,484 --> 01:08:06,219 and Dan's gonna press charges. 1628 01:08:06,253 --> 01:08:08,322 Oh, no, he won't. 1629 01:08:08,355 --> 01:08:11,893 Daniel has signed multiple NDAs-- 1630 01:08:11,926 --> 01:08:15,162 --and he gets asshole tax 1631 01:08:15,195 --> 01:08:17,264 every time something like this happens. 1632 01:08:17,297 --> 01:08:18,866 Oh, what is asshole tax? 1633 01:08:20,434 --> 01:08:22,770 Daniel and Becca get an extra ten grand 1634 01:08:22,804 --> 01:08:25,840 every time my husband or a guest 1635 01:08:25,873 --> 01:08:28,408 is an asshole. 1636 01:08:28,442 --> 01:08:30,277 Wow. 1637 01:08:30,310 --> 01:08:31,779 This happens a lot. 1638 01:08:33,581 --> 01:08:35,148 - Okay. - He makes 1639 01:08:35,182 --> 01:08:37,150 way too much money to try to... 1640 01:08:37,184 --> 01:08:39,787 Yeah. 1641 01:08:41,188 --> 01:08:42,389 I'm gonna get my... 1642 01:08:42,422 --> 01:08:43,858 my girl. 1643 01:08:43,891 --> 01:08:45,760 My girl, Gigi. 1644 01:08:45,793 --> 01:08:47,494 - Gigi? - Yeah. 1645 01:08:47,528 --> 01:08:49,564 She is the solution. 1646 01:08:49,597 --> 01:08:52,165 - Gigi is the solution? - She's a witch. 1647 01:08:52,199 --> 01:08:54,401 She's a good witch. 1648 01:08:57,739 --> 01:08:59,574 I have to go to bed. 1649 01:09:02,577 --> 01:09:05,747 Good night. 1650 01:09:06,981 --> 01:09:09,717 God, I hate you. 1651 01:09:09,751 --> 01:09:12,954 That's okay. I suck. 1652 01:09:12,987 --> 01:09:16,691 Well, you took the fun right out of that. 1653 01:09:16,724 --> 01:09:19,961 Here, let me carry you to bed, come on. 1654 01:09:44,519 --> 01:09:46,821 Oh! Oh! 1655 01:09:49,824 --> 01:09:52,259 Ow, why'd you kick me? 1656 01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:53,895 She does that. 1657 01:09:53,928 --> 01:09:57,464 - Why were you on the floor? - I... I guess 1658 01:09:57,497 --> 01:09:58,733 I didn't wanna wake you guys up? I don't... 1659 01:10:01,969 --> 01:10:03,738 - Hey, Dan. - Yeah, brother? 1660 01:10:03,771 --> 01:10:05,606 I'm sorry about last night, man. 1661 01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:08,241 No hard feelings, brother. I'm sorry, too. 1662 01:10:10,678 --> 01:10:12,880 "The lady of the house requests your presence 1663 01:10:12,914 --> 01:10:15,415 "in the grace garden for a healing cacao ceremony 1664 01:10:15,449 --> 01:10:17,284 at 10:00 am." 1665 01:10:17,317 --> 01:10:19,587 Why is she in our bed? 1666 01:10:19,620 --> 01:10:21,689 I don't know, Jack, why? Do you wanna fight her, too? 1667 01:10:21,723 --> 01:10:23,423 No, I don't... 1668 01:10:24,959 --> 01:10:28,830 Fuck! 1669 01:10:28,863 --> 01:10:30,998 How do these people fucking live like this? 1670 01:10:31,032 --> 01:10:32,667 - It's-- - Jack-- 1671 01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:35,002 what the fuck happened last night? 1672 01:10:35,036 --> 01:10:37,437 Jack, grow the fuck up. 1673 01:10:37,471 --> 01:10:39,372 You could've gone to jail again. 1674 01:10:39,406 --> 01:10:41,274 - I didn't go-- - I'm going to get coffee. 1675 01:10:52,787 --> 01:10:54,522 Hi. 1676 01:10:54,555 --> 01:10:56,557 - Good morning. - Good morning. 1677 01:10:56,591 --> 01:10:58,826 Uh, listen, I... 1678 01:10:58,860 --> 01:11:00,862 I just wanted to talk to you about last night. 1679 01:11:00,895 --> 01:11:04,766 I'm really sorry, and I just... 1680 01:11:04,799 --> 01:11:08,569 I don't know, I just feel like it was so-- 1681 01:11:08,603 --> 01:11:10,571 Very avoidable. 1682 01:11:10,605 --> 01:11:12,840 Um... 1683 01:11:12,874 --> 01:11:15,442 yeah, yeah, I mean, I... definitely 1684 01:11:15,475 --> 01:11:17,310 could've talked to Jack sooner. 1685 01:11:17,344 --> 01:11:18,679 Or you could've not told me. 1686 01:11:20,413 --> 01:11:22,984 Right. 1687 01:11:23,017 --> 01:11:25,418 There's an espresso if you want coffee. 1688 01:11:27,722 --> 01:11:29,690 Okay. 1689 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:41,903 What the fuck? 1690 01:11:49,076 --> 01:11:52,513 Oh, goddamnit! 1691 01:11:59,419 --> 01:12:01,556 You must be Lindz. 1692 01:12:01,589 --> 01:12:03,991 I've heard about you. 1693 01:12:04,025 --> 01:12:05,960 I'm sorry, have we-- have we met? 1694 01:12:05,993 --> 01:12:09,096 I'm Gigi. Catherine's shaman. 1695 01:12:09,130 --> 01:12:11,431 I'm really looking forward to... 1696 01:12:11,464 --> 01:12:13,400 healing together today. 1697 01:12:18,139 --> 01:12:19,807 Mars... 1698 01:12:19,841 --> 01:12:21,909 is the god of war. 1699 01:12:21,943 --> 01:12:25,146 Scorpio is the sign of the self. 1700 01:12:27,582 --> 01:12:29,116 You're at war with yourself. 1701 01:12:29,150 --> 01:12:32,687 But... 1702 01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:34,421 we can work on that together. 1703 01:12:34,454 --> 01:12:35,890 Today. 1704 01:12:48,769 --> 01:12:50,370 See you in the garden. 1705 01:13:21,602 --> 01:13:24,038 I am incredibly honored to be sitting with you all 1706 01:13:24,071 --> 01:13:26,841 in intention today... 1707 01:13:26,874 --> 01:13:28,609 at this cacao ceremony. 1708 01:13:30,211 --> 01:13:34,115 Please take a moment to thank yourself... 1709 01:13:34,148 --> 01:13:36,449 Thank you. 1710 01:13:36,483 --> 01:13:37,919 And please thank one another 1711 01:13:37,952 --> 01:13:39,854 for sharing this time together. 1712 01:13:39,887 --> 01:13:43,691 Thank you. 1713 01:13:43,724 --> 01:13:47,494 We are trying to connect on a deeper level, 1714 01:13:47,528 --> 01:13:49,163 on a human level, 1715 01:13:49,196 --> 01:13:51,933 so we can see each other. 1716 01:13:51,966 --> 01:13:56,037 We have already created our sacred space. 1717 01:13:56,070 --> 01:13:59,540 We each have our own individual bowls of cacao. 1718 01:13:59,573 --> 01:14:01,108 Take a sip of the cacao, please, 1719 01:14:01,142 --> 01:14:02,944 as you're sitting with your intention. 1720 01:14:06,147 --> 01:14:10,117 This world is such a crazy place. 1721 01:14:10,151 --> 01:14:12,954 So... hectic. 1722 01:14:12,987 --> 01:14:17,692 So... ego...ic. 1723 01:14:17,725 --> 01:14:19,694 We spend all of this time 1724 01:14:19,727 --> 01:14:22,196 traveling through all these years, 1725 01:14:22,229 --> 01:14:25,633 trying to get to a certain place of hope, 1726 01:14:25,666 --> 01:14:29,637 up this hill, to a destination? 1727 01:14:29,670 --> 01:14:32,173 And then we wake up in the morning, 1728 01:14:32,206 --> 01:14:35,076 and we step outside. 1729 01:14:35,109 --> 01:14:36,844 We take a deep breath, 1730 01:14:36,877 --> 01:14:39,680 or we just-- we get really high. 1731 01:14:41,916 --> 01:14:44,652 When we want to really be yelling, 1732 01:14:44,685 --> 01:14:46,721 at the top of our lungs, 1733 01:14:46,754 --> 01:14:50,591 "Hey! What's going on?!" 1734 01:14:50,624 --> 01:14:53,527 Wouldn't it be incredible 1735 01:14:53,561 --> 01:14:56,197 if you could just turn to your partner 1736 01:14:56,230 --> 01:14:58,699 and say... 1737 01:14:58,733 --> 01:15:01,168 "Do you know what I want? What I really, really want?" 1738 01:15:01,202 --> 01:15:03,170 And they could look at you, and they would know 1739 01:15:03,204 --> 01:15:05,139 exactly what you want, what you really, 1740 01:15:05,172 --> 01:15:07,675 really wanted, because it's a safe space. 1741 01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:09,610 And you could tell them, 1742 01:15:09,643 --> 01:15:11,679 without any stuttering, no "I want, uh, 1743 01:15:11,712 --> 01:15:13,647 I may want, uh--" 1744 01:15:13,681 --> 01:15:15,683 You know what you really, really want. 1745 01:15:15,716 --> 01:15:17,685 They know. 1746 01:15:18,919 --> 01:15:21,322 You both want to be... 1747 01:15:21,355 --> 01:15:23,691 friends. 1748 01:15:23,724 --> 01:15:25,993 Possibly lovers. 1749 01:15:27,762 --> 01:15:29,964 But you wanna be seen. 1750 01:15:29,997 --> 01:15:31,999 Yes? Yes. 1751 01:15:32,033 --> 01:15:33,567 Yes. 1752 01:15:35,369 --> 01:15:37,304 Please take another sip of the cacao. 1753 01:15:40,741 --> 01:15:42,610 Please repeat after me. 1754 01:15:42,643 --> 01:15:44,812 I love you. I'm sorry. 1755 01:15:44,845 --> 01:15:46,647 Please forgive me. 1756 01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:49,283 I love you. I'm sorry. 1757 01:15:49,316 --> 01:15:51,052 Please forgive me. 1758 01:15:51,085 --> 01:15:54,688 I love you. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. 1759 01:15:54,722 --> 01:15:57,124 I love you. I'm sorry. 1760 01:15:57,158 --> 01:15:59,060 Please forgive me. 1761 01:15:59,093 --> 01:16:03,130 I love you. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. 1762 01:16:03,164 --> 01:16:06,100 I love you. I'm sorry. 1763 01:16:06,133 --> 01:16:08,302 - Please forgive me. - Again! 1764 01:16:08,335 --> 01:16:10,805 I love you. I'm sorry. 1765 01:16:10,838 --> 01:16:12,840 - Please forgive me. - Again! 1766 01:16:12,873 --> 01:16:15,042 I love you. I'm sorry. 1767 01:16:15,076 --> 01:16:16,343 Please forgive me. 1768 01:16:17,912 --> 01:16:20,981 Thank you. 1769 01:16:21,015 --> 01:16:23,317 Now that we are done with the cacao ceremony, 1770 01:16:23,350 --> 01:16:25,953 I would like to invite you all to take a moment 1771 01:16:25,986 --> 01:16:28,722 to dance with me in intention. 1772 01:16:40,134 --> 01:16:41,936 Yes. 1773 01:16:41,969 --> 01:16:44,271 Think about your heart. 1774 01:16:44,305 --> 01:16:46,273 What is it feeling? Is it a give? 1775 01:16:46,307 --> 01:16:48,275 Is it a take? Are you taking too much? 1776 01:16:48,309 --> 01:16:50,177 Do not be shy. 1777 01:16:50,211 --> 01:16:52,012 Explore what love means for you. 1778 01:16:52,046 --> 01:16:55,649 Nothing is wrong, everything is right. 1779 01:16:55,683 --> 01:16:58,152 We're not dancing, love is moving us. 1780 01:16:58,185 --> 01:16:59,954 Incredible. 1781 01:16:59,987 --> 01:17:01,856 Powerful group here. 1782 01:17:01,889 --> 01:17:04,725 Be intentional. This is what I wanna see. 1783 01:17:04,758 --> 01:17:07,194 Are you guys feeling this? I am just so overcome 1784 01:17:07,228 --> 01:17:10,364 with the whirlwind of love 1785 01:17:39,894 --> 01:17:41,962 Mmm... 1786 01:17:41,996 --> 01:17:44,231 so, let's continue. 1787 01:17:44,265 --> 01:17:46,066 From the front of the house are... 1788 01:17:46,100 --> 01:17:47,902 - The pinot. - Pinot which? 1789 01:17:47,935 --> 01:17:49,270 - Noir. - Good. 1790 01:17:49,303 --> 01:17:51,172 Good, good, good. 1791 01:17:51,205 --> 01:17:52,840 And what's behind the house? 1792 01:17:52,873 --> 01:17:54,375 - The shiraz. - Very close. 1793 01:17:54,408 --> 01:17:56,076 It's actually syrah. 1794 01:17:56,110 --> 01:17:57,478 But you know what's kind of funny? 1795 01:17:57,512 --> 01:17:59,380 - It's the same thing. - What? 1796 01:17:59,413 --> 01:18:01,115 Shiraz is just... 1797 01:18:01,148 --> 01:18:03,017 Australian syrah, but the French don't like 1798 01:18:03,050 --> 01:18:04,485 the Australians, so they were like, 1799 01:18:04,519 --> 01:18:06,187 no, you can-- 1800 01:18:06,220 --> 01:18:08,322 you can call it "syrah," and they were like, 1801 01:18:08,355 --> 01:18:09,990 "Well, what do we call it?" 1802 01:18:10,024 --> 01:18:11,825 And they were like, "You call it 1803 01:18:11,859 --> 01:18:13,260 whatever you want, but not syrah," 1804 01:18:13,294 --> 01:18:15,429 and they were like, "Fine, we'll... 1805 01:18:15,462 --> 01:18:17,231 we'll call it shiraz." 1806 01:18:21,268 --> 01:18:23,370 It's the same thing as sauvi B and Saint Cyr, 1807 01:18:23,404 --> 01:18:25,039 it's just a marketing question, you know? 1808 01:18:25,072 --> 01:18:27,341 Yeah... 1809 01:18:27,374 --> 01:18:29,944 - Oh, man. - You are great, man. 1810 01:18:29,977 --> 01:18:32,112 - Thanks, man. - No, like, 1811 01:18:32,146 --> 01:18:34,481 I cannot wait to get to know you better. 1812 01:18:34,516 --> 01:18:36,450 When are we gonna do that? 1813 01:18:36,483 --> 01:18:38,953 You know, with Cat and Lindsay working together, 1814 01:18:38,986 --> 01:18:40,254 we may hang out all the time. 1815 01:18:40,287 --> 01:18:42,756 - They are? - Yeah, remember? 1816 01:18:42,790 --> 01:18:44,758 At brunch, she said you'd fund the thing. 1817 01:18:44,792 --> 01:18:47,861 Oh, my God, so much has happened this weekend. 1818 01:18:47,895 --> 01:18:49,496 - I know. - What's the company? 1819 01:18:49,531 --> 01:18:51,332 Sustainable clothing something. 1820 01:18:51,365 --> 01:18:53,867 Oh, that's a pretty good idea. 1821 01:18:53,901 --> 01:18:55,169 Can I hit you with a truth bomb? 1822 01:18:55,202 --> 01:18:56,470 Blow it up. 1823 01:18:56,504 --> 01:18:58,205 Don't let Lindz... 1824 01:18:58,239 --> 01:19:00,007 get involved with Cat. 1825 01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:02,276 And don't-- And don't you get involved 1826 01:19:02,309 --> 01:19:03,978 with Cat, either. 1827 01:19:04,011 --> 01:19:06,180 Why? 1828 01:19:07,948 --> 01:19:09,517 Cat is my wife 1829 01:19:09,551 --> 01:19:12,186 and my raison d'etre 1830 01:19:12,219 --> 01:19:15,122 and my light and my path forward, 1831 01:19:15,155 --> 01:19:17,024 and all of that, so if she ever hears 1832 01:19:17,057 --> 01:19:18,492 that I said this, I will deny it to the hill, 1833 01:19:18,526 --> 01:19:20,094 then I'll say that you were fucked up 1834 01:19:20,127 --> 01:19:22,263 and made it up, but... 1835 01:19:22,296 --> 01:19:24,365 Cat's kind of a... 1836 01:19:24,398 --> 01:19:27,901 an experience hoarder. 1837 01:19:27,935 --> 01:19:31,338 And she loves to feel like a patron 1838 01:19:31,372 --> 01:19:33,474 of the arts. 1839 01:19:33,508 --> 01:19:37,878 Like a de' Medici from Italy in the Renaissance, 1840 01:19:37,911 --> 01:19:39,446 but this is the problem, right? 1841 01:19:39,480 --> 01:19:42,483 Is that she holds on to these experiences, 1842 01:19:42,517 --> 01:19:44,084 and if you try to take 'em away, she's like, 1843 01:19:44,118 --> 01:19:46,220 "No! This is my stuff!" 1844 01:19:48,055 --> 01:19:49,490 And she forgets that there's people 1845 01:19:49,524 --> 01:19:51,225 on the other end of those experiences, 1846 01:19:51,258 --> 01:19:54,161 and those people inevitably end up on the... 1847 01:19:54,194 --> 01:19:57,231 on the trash pile of her hoard. 1848 01:19:57,264 --> 01:20:00,502 And I don't want that to happen to you and Lindz. 1849 01:20:00,535 --> 01:20:02,369 I mean, just-- let me just-- let me just 1850 01:20:02,403 --> 01:20:04,071 throw something out at you here, do you know that, 1851 01:20:04,104 --> 01:20:05,939 last year, I was funding 1852 01:20:05,973 --> 01:20:08,309 three nonprofit theater companies in Astoria, 1853 01:20:08,342 --> 01:20:10,944 one alpaca farm in Argentina... 1854 01:20:12,379 --> 01:20:16,050 and two equestrian academies 1855 01:20:16,083 --> 01:20:18,319 in Atlanta and Austin, 1856 01:20:18,352 --> 01:20:19,987 and that-- that was just because 1857 01:20:20,020 --> 01:20:21,589 she liked the A sounds back to back. 1858 01:20:21,623 --> 01:20:23,424 - It's called assonance. - Really? 1859 01:20:23,457 --> 01:20:24,925 Yeah. 1860 01:20:26,427 --> 01:20:29,129 Fuck, there is a word for everything. 1861 01:20:30,097 --> 01:20:32,866 But this is what I'm saying, okay? 1862 01:20:34,368 --> 01:20:36,870 Cat doesn't follow through. 1863 01:20:36,904 --> 01:20:39,239 All of those businesses I just mentioned? 1864 01:20:40,642 --> 01:20:42,309 Guess where they are. 1865 01:20:43,678 --> 01:20:47,515 I don't know. 1866 01:20:47,549 --> 01:20:49,316 That-- That's them not existing. 1867 01:20:49,350 --> 01:20:51,485 They don't exist anymore. They all went under 1868 01:20:51,519 --> 01:20:53,320 because Cat got bored with them. 1869 01:20:54,388 --> 01:20:55,923 Yeah. 1870 01:20:58,225 --> 01:21:00,327 Cat thinks I lack compassion. 1871 01:21:02,262 --> 01:21:04,532 But she only thinks that 1872 01:21:04,566 --> 01:21:07,000 because I make so much money. 1873 01:21:07,034 --> 01:21:09,136 Just because I make a lot of money 1874 01:21:09,169 --> 01:21:11,506 does not therefore mean I lack compassion, right? 1875 01:21:13,675 --> 01:21:15,476 Right, Jack? I need you to say "right." 1876 01:21:15,510 --> 01:21:19,179 Yeah, right, no. 1877 01:21:19,213 --> 01:21:22,116 My biggest fear is that 1878 01:21:22,149 --> 01:21:23,984 Cat's only with me because I make 1879 01:21:24,017 --> 01:21:26,353 such a fuckton of money. 1880 01:21:26,387 --> 01:21:28,455 - Fuck. - Does that sound 1881 01:21:28,489 --> 01:21:30,157 like somebody who lacks compassion? 1882 01:21:30,190 --> 01:21:33,528 No, I think you feel a lot of stuff. 1883 01:21:33,561 --> 01:21:36,230 Thank you. Thank you, yes. 1884 01:21:36,263 --> 01:21:37,965 - I do. - Can I-- 1885 01:21:37,998 --> 01:21:39,266 Can I tell you something? 1886 01:21:39,299 --> 01:21:40,968 God, I wish you would. 1887 01:21:42,637 --> 01:21:44,304 I'm afraid Lindsay's gonna leave me 1888 01:21:44,338 --> 01:21:46,541 because I don't make enough money. 1889 01:21:46,574 --> 01:21:48,342 That's like the yin to my yang. 1890 01:21:48,375 --> 01:21:50,177 She wants me to ask you about a job. 1891 01:21:50,210 --> 01:21:51,979 Do you want a job? 1892 01:21:52,012 --> 01:21:53,380 I don't know, doing what? 1893 01:21:53,414 --> 01:21:55,082 Well, what do you wanna do? 1894 01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:02,222 I don't know what I wanna do. 1895 01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:08,462 Then why would I have a job for you, my man? 1896 01:22:10,264 --> 01:22:11,699 You know? 1897 01:22:14,334 --> 01:22:18,205 My advice-- My advice, Jack, 1898 01:22:18,238 --> 01:22:20,508 you just-- you figure out what you wanna do. 1899 01:22:22,109 --> 01:22:24,111 And you go do it. 1900 01:22:24,144 --> 01:22:26,079 We're not really silly anymore. 1901 01:22:26,113 --> 01:22:29,016 We're not silly people. We're so serious. 1902 01:22:29,049 --> 01:22:30,984 Daniel, I'm sorry, 1903 01:22:31,018 --> 01:22:33,153 but your-- your fingers feel like worms, 1904 01:22:33,187 --> 01:22:34,988 and if we just take a quick little break-- 1905 01:22:35,022 --> 01:22:37,357 I feel like I'm getting buried in the dirt. 1906 01:22:37,391 --> 01:22:40,160 - Absolutely. - Thanks, Becca. 1907 01:22:40,194 --> 01:22:44,164 - Ugh, Lindz... - Hmm? 1908 01:22:44,198 --> 01:22:47,000 not to be serious, but... 1909 01:22:47,034 --> 01:22:48,268 we gotta talk about the line. 1910 01:22:48,302 --> 01:22:50,738 Yes. 1911 01:22:50,772 --> 01:22:53,240 Okay, okay: local, sustainable. 1912 01:22:53,273 --> 01:22:55,710 Local, sustainable, and, yeah, I'm, like, 1913 01:22:55,743 --> 01:22:59,614 I'm thinking about, like, textures and patterns. 1914 01:22:59,647 --> 01:23:02,650 - Mm. - And... choreography 1915 01:23:02,684 --> 01:23:05,152 and rhythms and emotions and thoughts. 1916 01:23:05,185 --> 01:23:07,755 Well, hemp is overdone. 1917 01:23:07,789 --> 01:23:09,524 - Completely. - Mm-hmm. 1918 01:23:09,557 --> 01:23:11,425 - Couldn't agree more. - Something strong. 1919 01:23:11,458 --> 01:23:14,796 Yeah, strong like, um... 1920 01:23:14,829 --> 01:23:17,231 - trees-- mm. - Mm. 1921 01:23:17,264 --> 01:23:18,800 Could we make it out of bark? 1922 01:23:18,833 --> 01:23:21,068 I don't know that I've seen that done before. 1923 01:23:21,101 --> 01:23:23,270 Mm-mm... hmm. 1924 01:23:23,303 --> 01:23:25,038 You're right, yeah, no, that's a-- 1925 01:23:25,072 --> 01:23:26,541 that's a bad idea. 1926 01:23:26,574 --> 01:23:28,375 That one was the mushrooms. 1927 01:23:28,408 --> 01:23:29,611 I may have gotten 1928 01:23:29,644 --> 01:23:31,278 too much mushrooms. 1929 01:23:31,311 --> 01:23:34,281 - Too much mushrooms. - Too much. 1930 01:23:34,314 --> 01:23:35,683 - Wait, what? - Too much. 1931 01:23:35,717 --> 01:23:38,686 We were supposed to micro-dose. 1932 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:41,054 - Micro-dose? - Mm, yeah. 1933 01:23:41,088 --> 01:23:42,757 That's where you do, like, a little bit of... 1934 01:23:42,790 --> 01:23:44,692 a little bit of mushrooms over a sustained period 1935 01:23:44,726 --> 01:23:46,326 so you-- you don't get, like, 1936 01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:48,395 super fucked-up, you just become, sort of, 1937 01:23:48,428 --> 01:23:50,264 enlightened and... 1938 01:23:50,297 --> 01:23:53,200 We all micro-dosed on mushrooms? 1939 01:23:53,233 --> 01:23:55,302 - Yes. - When? 1940 01:23:55,335 --> 01:23:59,707 Um... since dinner on Friday. 1941 01:23:59,741 --> 01:24:02,677 So, all weekend? 1942 01:24:02,710 --> 01:24:06,748 Well, I don't... no, not, like, all weekend. 1943 01:24:06,781 --> 01:24:08,816 - Friday? - It was... 1944 01:24:08,850 --> 01:24:10,518 in the mung bean bowls on Friday, 1945 01:24:10,552 --> 01:24:12,386 and then the... 1946 01:24:12,419 --> 01:24:15,322 the bloody marys and the BBQ. 1947 01:24:15,355 --> 01:24:17,291 - And today? - And just now 1948 01:24:17,324 --> 01:24:19,192 - at the cacao. - So all weekend. 1949 01:24:21,428 --> 01:24:23,531 Lindz... 1950 01:24:23,565 --> 01:24:25,465 How dare you. 1951 01:24:25,499 --> 01:24:27,669 How dare you incept 1952 01:24:27,702 --> 01:24:29,871 my mind with your time? 1953 01:24:29,904 --> 01:24:32,406 What is... time is crazy. 1954 01:24:32,439 --> 01:24:34,141 Oh, my God. 1955 01:24:34,174 --> 01:24:36,176 Sorry I didn't even realize that 1956 01:24:36,209 --> 01:24:38,312 we were at the end of the weekend. 1957 01:24:38,345 --> 01:24:40,548 - We're on drugs? - Oh, I feel bad. 1958 01:24:40,582 --> 01:24:43,183 Yes. 1959 01:24:43,216 --> 01:24:45,385 - We are. - Oh, my God, no. 1960 01:24:45,419 --> 01:24:46,854 I'm having a bad moment. 1961 01:24:46,888 --> 01:24:48,623 Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no. 1962 01:24:48,656 --> 01:24:51,124 Let's "sprin"-- spin this straw into gold. 1963 01:24:51,158 --> 01:24:53,493 No, Jack said we couldn't do drugs. 1964 01:24:53,528 --> 01:24:56,229 Jack said we couldn't do-- Jack can't do drugs. 1965 01:24:56,263 --> 01:24:58,131 He actually can do them pretty well. 1966 01:24:58,165 --> 01:25:00,400 No, no, like, he can't do them, like, 1967 01:25:00,434 --> 01:25:02,369 he gets drug tested. 1968 01:25:03,738 --> 01:25:06,306 - Oh. - Yeah. 1969 01:25:06,340 --> 01:25:08,643 What a twist. 1970 01:25:08,676 --> 01:25:10,444 No, no-- don't worry about it, 1971 01:25:10,477 --> 01:25:12,880 Gigi has a guy that's-- it'll all get sorted out. 1972 01:25:12,914 --> 01:25:14,816 - We'll take care of it. - Oh, my God, no, 1973 01:25:14,849 --> 01:25:17,250 but he has a guy, he has a-- he has a guy, 1974 01:25:17,284 --> 01:25:19,286 his name is Doug, and it's his officer. 1975 01:25:19,319 --> 01:25:22,155 It's his-- It's his... "he's in trouble" person. 1976 01:25:22,189 --> 01:25:23,591 He has to make sure he's not in trouble. 1977 01:25:23,625 --> 01:25:25,492 He-- 1978 01:25:25,526 --> 01:25:28,295 Doug is so irrelevant in this story. 1979 01:25:28,328 --> 01:25:30,665 I can't even-- I can't even tell you 1980 01:25:30,698 --> 01:25:32,934 how much you don't have to worry about Doug. 1981 01:25:32,967 --> 01:25:35,202 I don't understand, and the bad feeling is 1982 01:25:35,235 --> 01:25:37,170 - not going away. - No-no-no-no-no. 1983 01:25:37,204 --> 01:25:40,240 We're above that-- in fact, we were doing ayahuasca 1984 01:25:40,273 --> 01:25:42,342 with Elon and Grimes 1985 01:25:42,376 --> 01:25:44,177 right before they had the baby, 1986 01:25:44,211 --> 01:25:46,948 - A-Ash-12-17-50,000... - I think... 1987 01:25:46,981 --> 01:25:48,816 I think I-- I need to go. 1988 01:25:48,850 --> 01:25:50,384 - Jackie. - Oh, my God. 1989 01:25:50,417 --> 01:25:51,753 - Hi. - Hi. 1990 01:25:51,786 --> 01:25:53,420 - Okay. - Okay, yeah, 1991 01:25:53,453 --> 01:25:55,288 Doug, yeah, this is not a thing. 1992 01:26:28,422 --> 01:26:29,824 Are you feeling okay? 1993 01:26:32,026 --> 01:26:34,962 Yeah, no, I just-- I'm... 1994 01:26:34,996 --> 01:26:36,463 I'm, like, dehydrated 1995 01:26:36,496 --> 01:26:38,231 or... something. 1996 01:26:38,265 --> 01:26:40,935 Honestly, I've felt off, like, all day. 1997 01:26:40,968 --> 01:26:42,837 It's been... 1998 01:26:42,870 --> 01:26:44,605 yeah, it's been an emotional day. 1999 01:26:46,273 --> 01:26:49,811 That's... That's an understatement, yeah. 2000 01:26:49,844 --> 01:26:52,479 - Um... I... - So... 2001 01:26:55,049 --> 01:26:57,284 - No, did you... - No, what were you gonna say? 2002 01:26:57,317 --> 01:26:58,853 - You wanna? - No, what were you gonna say? 2003 01:26:58,886 --> 01:27:00,420 - You sure? - Yeah, no, go. 2004 01:27:02,322 --> 01:27:04,458 Yeah, okay, I was... you know, 2005 01:27:04,491 --> 01:27:05,893 I was hanging out with Matt by the pool, 2006 01:27:05,927 --> 01:27:07,695 and we were-- we were talking. 2007 01:27:07,729 --> 01:27:09,664 Oh, my gosh, were you guys talking about work? 2008 01:27:09,697 --> 01:27:12,332 In a very-- yeah, like, in a roundabout way. 2009 01:27:12,365 --> 01:27:14,969 Jack! That's incredible. 2010 01:27:15,002 --> 01:27:17,939 You working with Matt, and me working with Cat. 2011 01:27:17,972 --> 01:27:21,308 This is... This is really exciting. 2012 01:27:21,341 --> 01:27:22,910 Like, this could actually happen. 2013 01:27:22,944 --> 01:27:25,513 This-- This could be our life. 2014 01:27:27,414 --> 01:27:29,249 Right? 2015 01:27:32,086 --> 01:27:34,689 Look, this-- this isn't real, though. 2016 01:27:34,722 --> 01:27:37,692 Okay, Jack, this is the thing, though. 2017 01:27:37,725 --> 01:27:40,695 This is the thing that you do when you are not accepting 2018 01:27:40,728 --> 01:27:42,563 an invitation to upgrade 2019 01:27:42,597 --> 01:27:44,464 because you're scared to take a leap. 2020 01:27:44,498 --> 01:27:46,433 I don't know what you're talking about right now. 2021 01:27:46,466 --> 01:27:49,436 I just... wanna do it 2022 01:27:49,469 --> 01:27:51,506 my way, for once. 2023 01:27:51,539 --> 01:27:53,440 Um, taking money from a stranger 2024 01:27:53,473 --> 01:27:54,842 isn't doing it your way. 2025 01:27:54,876 --> 01:27:56,811 She's not a stranger. 2026 01:27:56,844 --> 01:28:00,380 I'm kind of offended that you think it's taking money. 2027 01:28:00,413 --> 01:28:02,382 She's investing in me. 2028 01:28:02,415 --> 01:28:04,484 She believes in me. 2029 01:28:04,519 --> 01:28:07,789 Could you try maybe taking a note from Cat? 2030 01:28:07,822 --> 01:28:09,824 Maybe a, "Hey, Lindsay, you're really talented. 2031 01:28:09,857 --> 01:28:11,626 "Hey, I would love to support you. 2032 01:28:11,659 --> 01:28:13,094 "Hey, I think you're worth it. 2033 01:28:13,127 --> 01:28:15,295 Hey, this could be really good for us." 2034 01:28:18,666 --> 01:28:21,836 No, okay. Okay. 2035 01:28:21,869 --> 01:28:23,504 - Lindsay? - No, it's fine. 2036 01:28:23,538 --> 01:28:26,073 Lindsay? Lindsay? 2037 01:28:26,107 --> 01:28:28,676 I love you. We don't know them. 2038 01:28:28,709 --> 01:28:30,545 And you don't know how to run a business, 2039 01:28:30,578 --> 01:28:32,445 so getting into business with these people, 2040 01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:34,048 it's like-- that's a terrible idea. 2041 01:28:34,081 --> 01:28:35,917 You are not... 2042 01:28:35,950 --> 01:28:38,519 physically, mentally, 2043 01:28:38,553 --> 01:28:40,755 and emotionally capable of running a business. 2044 01:28:40,788 --> 01:28:43,057 I'm not either, so, like, taking money from someone-- 2045 01:28:43,090 --> 01:28:44,625 Hey, Jack? 2046 01:28:46,426 --> 01:28:47,962 Please stop. 2047 01:28:55,703 --> 01:28:57,004 Dinner's almost ready. 2048 01:28:57,038 --> 01:28:59,372 - Great, thank you. - Great. 2049 01:28:59,406 --> 01:29:02,043 You guys doing good? You look great. 2050 01:29:02,076 --> 01:29:03,945 - Thanks, see you at dinner. - Okay. 2051 01:29:03,978 --> 01:29:05,445 Okay, I wasn't listening. 2052 01:29:05,478 --> 01:29:07,548 No, but the really 2053 01:29:07,582 --> 01:29:08,950 fucked-up thing is, do you know how much 2054 01:29:08,983 --> 01:29:10,685 I paid Dan this year? 2055 01:29:10,718 --> 01:29:13,521 Like, $250,000. 2056 01:29:13,554 --> 01:29:15,523 And that's on top of his salary. 2057 01:29:15,556 --> 01:29:17,625 That's not the salary. 2058 01:29:17,658 --> 01:29:20,728 Milton's asked that we all meet down at the barn 2059 01:29:20,761 --> 01:29:22,697 for the weekend finale. 2060 01:29:22,730 --> 01:29:25,800 But, hey-- hey, hey! 2061 01:29:25,833 --> 01:29:29,637 But first I just want to quickly express again 2062 01:29:29,670 --> 01:29:33,708 my deep and sincere appreciation 2063 01:29:33,741 --> 01:29:36,677 to each and every one of you 2064 01:29:36,711 --> 01:29:38,713 for opening yourselves up to... 2065 01:29:38,746 --> 01:29:40,480 - Blah-blah-blah-blah... - ...to each other. 2066 01:29:40,514 --> 01:29:43,050 - Let's get weird! - Let's get it! 2067 01:29:43,084 --> 01:29:44,685 Fuck it, let's get weird, Carrie. 2068 01:29:44,719 --> 01:29:45,987 Let's fucking get weird. 2069 01:30:04,572 --> 01:30:07,008 Everybody put your fucking headphones on! 2070 01:30:28,029 --> 01:30:29,797 Why do you look so bored? 2071 01:30:29,830 --> 01:30:31,498 Ugh, I'm not bored, I'm just... 2072 01:30:31,532 --> 01:30:32,967 Drink. 2073 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:34,235 I can't drink champagne right now. 2074 01:30:34,268 --> 01:30:35,970 Just have a glass of champagne. 2075 01:30:36,003 --> 01:30:37,738 I don't wanna drink champagne right now. 2076 01:30:37,772 --> 01:30:39,573 Please, just one, it'll be the best night ever. 2077 01:30:39,607 --> 01:30:41,742 I'm sorry, I just-- I'm so mad at Jack right now. 2078 01:30:41,776 --> 01:30:43,177 If you don't have one glass of champagne, 2079 01:30:43,210 --> 01:30:46,147 I will literally kill myself. 2080 01:30:46,180 --> 01:30:48,149 I swear to God, I will jump right out of that window 2081 01:30:48,182 --> 01:30:50,818 like the Kool-Aid Man. 2082 01:30:50,851 --> 01:30:53,654 I will eat an entire box of Tide Pods. 2083 01:30:53,688 --> 01:30:55,923 I will drink an entire bottle of bleach. 2084 01:30:55,957 --> 01:30:57,725 Daniel, hit me with the bleach! 2085 01:30:57,758 --> 01:30:59,560 It's happening. 2086 01:30:59,593 --> 01:31:01,929 I will drink a sip. 2087 01:31:01,963 --> 01:31:03,731 Good girl. 2088 01:31:07,702 --> 01:31:09,570 That a baby! 2089 01:31:09,603 --> 01:31:12,039 Let's show these fuckers how to dance! 2090 01:32:01,722 --> 01:32:03,758 - Hi. - Hey. 2091 01:32:03,791 --> 01:32:05,960 - Could I get a water? - Yeah! 2092 01:32:05,993 --> 01:32:07,661 Take those headphones off. 2093 01:32:07,695 --> 01:32:09,797 Oh-- 2094 01:32:09,830 --> 01:32:11,899 - can I get a water? - Yeah. 2095 01:32:11,932 --> 01:32:14,068 - There you go. - Wow, you are flying. 2096 01:32:15,970 --> 01:32:17,838 Mmm. 2097 01:32:20,908 --> 01:32:22,943 You guys are really feeling it already. 2098 01:32:24,178 --> 01:32:26,080 - Yeah. - They wanted us to break 2099 01:32:26,113 --> 01:32:27,815 the pills in half, but they were just... 2100 01:32:27,848 --> 01:32:29,784 too hard, so we just plopped them right in. 2101 01:32:29,817 --> 01:32:32,653 What? 2102 01:32:32,686 --> 01:32:34,055 - The pills. - In the champagne. 2103 01:32:34,088 --> 01:32:35,689 Yeah, double-stack Cadillacs. 2104 01:32:35,723 --> 01:32:38,025 Waah! 2105 01:32:40,661 --> 01:32:42,596 - Oh, shit. - Uh-oh. 2106 01:32:42,630 --> 01:32:43,898 Okay. 2107 01:32:43,931 --> 01:32:45,766 - Hey. - Hey. 2108 01:32:47,101 --> 01:32:50,337 Hi, hi... 2109 01:32:50,371 --> 01:32:53,641 ...that is wild. 2110 01:32:53,674 --> 01:32:55,209 Uh-huh. Hey, can I talk-- 2111 01:32:55,242 --> 01:32:56,677 can I talk to you for a second? 2112 01:32:56,710 --> 01:32:59,080 Yeah, let's... let's connect. 2113 01:32:59,113 --> 01:33:01,615 - Okay. - You are so soft. 2114 01:33:01,649 --> 01:33:02,917 - Oh, thank you. - Your skin is so soft. 2115 01:33:02,950 --> 01:33:04,685 We don't touch enough. 2116 01:33:04,718 --> 01:33:06,287 - I know. - We used to touch more. 2117 01:33:06,320 --> 01:33:07,988 - I love you too. - I love you so much. 2118 01:33:08,022 --> 01:33:09,256 - I love you so much. - I love you. 2119 01:33:09,290 --> 01:33:10,324 - I feel amazing-- - Hey, Jack? 2120 01:33:10,357 --> 01:33:11,892 --right now, yes, Lindsay. 2121 01:33:11,926 --> 01:33:13,127 - I know. - I feel amazing, I love-- 2122 01:33:13,160 --> 01:33:14,829 - Listen to me. - Yeah. 2123 01:33:14,862 --> 01:33:16,130 That's because we're on molly. 2124 01:33:16,163 --> 01:33:17,832 What? 2125 01:33:17,865 --> 01:33:19,633 It was in the champagne. 2126 01:33:19,667 --> 01:33:21,702 We were also on mushrooms all day. 2127 01:33:21,735 --> 01:33:23,938 - What?! - Yeah, it was in the cacao. 2128 01:33:23,971 --> 01:33:25,706 - The chocolate? - Uh-huh. 2129 01:33:25,739 --> 01:33:27,875 And a couple of other things. 2130 01:33:29,410 --> 01:33:31,846 - Okay, okay, okay. - Just breathe. 2131 01:33:31,879 --> 01:33:33,747 - I can't do drugs. - No, I think it's a little 2132 01:33:33,781 --> 01:33:35,649 too late, though. 2133 01:33:35,683 --> 01:33:37,051 All of these people drugged us? 2134 01:33:37,084 --> 01:33:39,286 Fuck them! Fuck them so fucking hard! 2135 01:33:39,320 --> 01:33:41,188 - Fuck you! - Jack! 2136 01:33:41,222 --> 01:33:43,124 I need you to calm down, okay? 2137 01:33:43,157 --> 01:33:44,692 - You need to breathe. - Okay. 2138 01:33:44,725 --> 01:33:46,293 I see the dragon coming. 2139 01:33:46,327 --> 01:33:47,995 And I want you to stay with me, 2140 01:33:48,028 --> 01:33:49,430 and I want you to look in me, in my eyes. 2141 01:33:49,463 --> 01:33:52,166 Okay? I told her that you can't do drugs. 2142 01:33:52,199 --> 01:33:53,868 - I can't do drugs. - And it's okay 2143 01:33:53,901 --> 01:33:55,369 - because Cat has a guy. - Cat has a guy, 2144 01:33:55,402 --> 01:33:57,104 - Yeah. - Well, I mean, 2145 01:33:57,138 --> 01:33:58,806 it's not Cat's guy, it's-- Gigi has a guy. 2146 01:33:58,839 --> 01:34:00,241 And there's something about Elon. 2147 01:34:00,274 --> 01:34:01,942 - Elon? - Yeah. 2148 01:34:01,976 --> 01:34:03,344 It's okay because she has a podcast-- 2149 01:34:03,377 --> 01:34:05,079 A-- what the fuck are you talking about 2150 01:34:05,112 --> 01:34:06,947 - right now? - No, listen to me, I'm just-- 2151 01:34:06,981 --> 01:34:08,749 these people do this, it's like, it happens 2152 01:34:08,782 --> 01:34:10,351 in little doses, and listen, 2153 01:34:10,384 --> 01:34:12,987 I just need everything to be cool because-- 2154 01:34:13,020 --> 01:34:15,422 Well, I can't be cool right now, Lindsey, 2155 01:34:15,456 --> 01:34:17,224 I'm on drugs, I can't be cool right now! 2156 01:34:17,258 --> 01:34:18,959 Okay, please-- please stop yelling. 2157 01:34:18,993 --> 01:34:21,162 - You're making a scene. - I'm sorry that 2158 01:34:21,195 --> 01:34:23,030 I'm making a scene in front of these fucking people 2159 01:34:23,063 --> 01:34:24,798 who are trying to ruin our lives. 2160 01:34:24,832 --> 01:34:26,167 - Oh, my God. - These fucking people 2161 01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:27,701 you've known for ten fucking days! 2162 01:34:27,735 --> 01:34:29,370 These people? These people? Jack, 2163 01:34:29,403 --> 01:34:31,305 Jesus Christ, are you even listening to yourself? 2164 01:34:31,338 --> 01:34:33,407 You just keep repeating yourself, 2165 01:34:33,440 --> 01:34:35,709 over and over and over again! 2166 01:34:35,743 --> 01:34:37,978 You keep saying the same stupid shit, 2167 01:34:38,012 --> 01:34:40,915 and you keep wearing the same stupid shit, 2168 01:34:40,948 --> 01:34:42,383 and you keep watching the same 2169 01:34:42,416 --> 01:34:44,051 stupid shit, and you keep being this... 2170 01:34:44,084 --> 01:34:46,187 shitty version of yourself, 2171 01:34:46,220 --> 01:34:47,788 and I keep waiting for you to change, 2172 01:34:47,821 --> 01:34:49,190 and you're not changing, and I just-- 2173 01:34:49,223 --> 01:34:50,925 I understand that you fell down, 2174 01:34:50,958 --> 01:34:52,426 and I just need you-- I need you 2175 01:34:52,459 --> 01:34:53,928 to get back up, okay? 2176 01:34:53,961 --> 01:34:55,196 And I know that you blame me. 2177 01:34:55,229 --> 01:34:56,830 - I don't blame you... - You do. 2178 01:34:56,864 --> 01:34:57,731 - I don't blame you. - Listen to me. 2179 01:34:57,765 --> 01:34:59,233 I understand 2180 01:34:59,266 --> 01:35:01,168 that you're angry, but I need you 2181 01:35:01,202 --> 01:35:03,003 to get back up. 2182 01:35:03,037 --> 01:35:04,872 Because this person believes in me. 2183 01:35:04,905 --> 01:35:06,907 - Cat believes in you? - Yes. 2184 01:35:06,941 --> 01:35:08,242 I don't believe in you but Cat believes in you? 2185 01:35:08,275 --> 01:35:10,377 We're here because your friend Cat 2186 01:35:10,411 --> 01:35:12,213 - believes in you? Yeah? - Yes, Jack! 2187 01:35:12,246 --> 01:35:13,881 She is my friend. Why else would we be here? 2188 01:35:13,914 --> 01:35:17,084 Because they're fucking rich, Lindsay. 2189 01:35:17,117 --> 01:35:19,253 That's it. They beckoned. 2190 01:35:19,286 --> 01:35:22,056 We fucking came, okay? And your friend Cat? 2191 01:35:22,089 --> 01:35:24,191 You just wanna be her. 2192 01:35:24,225 --> 01:35:26,360 She fucking sucks. 2193 01:35:26,393 --> 01:35:28,162 She's mean, and she's manipulative, 2194 01:35:28,195 --> 01:35:30,231 and she's a fucking bully, and these people-- 2195 01:35:30,264 --> 01:35:32,099 they're not your friends. 2196 01:35:32,132 --> 01:35:33,867 All right? We are entertainment to them. 2197 01:35:33,901 --> 01:35:35,469 They think the way we live our life is funny. 2198 01:35:35,503 --> 01:35:37,771 They think the way I dress is fucking funny. 2199 01:35:37,805 --> 01:35:40,841 Okay? I understand that I am not 2200 01:35:40,874 --> 01:35:42,276 giving you what you want in life, 2201 01:35:42,309 --> 01:35:45,112 and I'm sorry, but, like, 2202 01:35:45,145 --> 01:35:47,515 this isn't us. 2203 01:35:47,549 --> 01:35:50,184 We are not gonna have this life ever. 2204 01:35:53,921 --> 01:35:55,990 Well, then maybe I don't want our life anymore. 2205 01:35:58,192 --> 01:36:01,295 No, no, no. What does that mean? 2206 01:36:02,997 --> 01:36:04,498 I don't know. 2207 01:36:06,367 --> 01:36:08,235 No, I love you. These people don't love you. 2208 01:36:08,269 --> 01:36:09,537 I love you. I love you. 2209 01:36:09,571 --> 01:36:11,205 - Jack. - I love you. 2210 01:36:11,238 --> 01:36:13,575 - Look at me, I love you. - I hear you. 2211 01:36:13,608 --> 01:36:17,211 But you were just yelling at me. 2212 01:36:17,244 --> 01:36:19,880 And I'm going outside. 2213 01:36:19,913 --> 01:36:22,082 Lindsay. 2214 01:36:22,116 --> 01:36:24,218 Savage, bro. 2215 01:36:24,251 --> 01:36:26,554 Fuck you, Kerry. 2216 01:36:26,588 --> 01:36:29,189 That's fair. 2217 01:36:29,223 --> 01:36:34,128 ♪ Happy Birthday to me ♪ 2218 01:36:36,196 --> 01:36:38,465 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 2219 01:36:38,499 --> 01:36:40,502 I am so sorry. I am so embarrassed. 2220 01:36:40,535 --> 01:36:42,202 I am mortified, Jack just... 2221 01:36:42,236 --> 01:36:44,104 - Oh, Lindz, Lindsay-- - I can't believe 2222 01:36:44,138 --> 01:36:46,473 - he said those things. - I-- honestly, I loved it. 2223 01:36:46,508 --> 01:36:48,475 I loved it. 2224 01:36:48,510 --> 01:36:50,844 - What? - Nobody ever has 2225 01:36:50,878 --> 01:36:53,314 the balls to talk to me like that. 2226 01:36:53,347 --> 01:36:56,216 Like, we pay them too much. 2227 01:36:58,452 --> 01:37:01,121 Even Matt is terrified of me, 2228 01:37:01,155 --> 01:37:04,458 which I love. 2229 01:37:04,491 --> 01:37:06,561 But it also makes me sad. 2230 01:37:09,263 --> 01:37:12,032 But, like, I'm not the only one who's sad 2231 01:37:12,066 --> 01:37:13,501 and fucked up, you know? 2232 01:37:13,535 --> 01:37:16,504 Like, I-- yeah, I'm an alcoholic. 2233 01:37:16,538 --> 01:37:18,906 My husband's a workaholic. 2234 01:37:18,939 --> 01:37:20,441 Your husband is insecure. 2235 01:37:20,474 --> 01:37:22,910 You lack purpose. 2236 01:37:24,078 --> 01:37:26,046 But so do I, that's... 2237 01:37:26,080 --> 01:37:28,248 that's why I'm an alcoholic. 2238 01:37:28,282 --> 01:37:30,117 It gives me something to do. 2239 01:37:30,150 --> 01:37:33,220 - No. - We're like a clown car 2240 01:37:33,253 --> 01:37:36,090 on the way to a Chris Gaines concert. 2241 01:37:36,123 --> 01:37:37,559 - No. - Look at us. 2242 01:37:37,592 --> 01:37:39,960 No-- no! 2243 01:37:39,993 --> 01:37:41,362 It's like, God, I just... 2244 01:37:41,395 --> 01:37:43,030 I just wanted not to be us for, 2245 01:37:43,063 --> 01:37:44,932 like, a minute. 2246 01:37:44,965 --> 01:37:48,135 - Do you know what I mean? - How'd that go? 2247 01:37:48,168 --> 01:37:50,070 My husband's 2248 01:37:50,104 --> 01:37:52,406 rolling his face off, and he just screamed at me. 2249 01:37:52,439 --> 01:37:55,909 I saw that. I loved that. 2250 01:37:55,943 --> 01:37:57,579 For me-- not-- I didn't love that for you. 2251 01:37:57,612 --> 01:37:59,913 That must have been really embarrassing. 2252 01:37:59,947 --> 01:38:01,482 - Yeah. - Gosh. 2253 01:38:01,516 --> 01:38:03,618 It was. 2254 01:38:04,952 --> 01:38:06,654 I'm... 2255 01:38:06,688 --> 01:38:08,956 I'm trying to work on my empathy. 2256 01:38:08,989 --> 01:38:11,125 Did I pass the test? 2257 01:38:12,960 --> 01:38:14,596 Hey, sorry that you thought that 2258 01:38:14,629 --> 01:38:16,698 I had an answer or something-- 2259 01:38:16,731 --> 01:38:20,134 somehow the missing piece in your heart. 2260 01:38:20,167 --> 01:38:22,369 Most of me is missing, to be honest. 2261 01:38:22,403 --> 01:38:24,506 It doesn't make any sense 2262 01:38:24,539 --> 01:38:27,374 'cause I have everything that I ever wanted, 2263 01:38:27,408 --> 01:38:30,377 and I'm... not happy. 2264 01:38:30,411 --> 01:38:32,479 I have a hot husband, 2265 01:38:32,514 --> 01:38:35,249 and I have two beautiful children, 2266 01:38:35,282 --> 01:38:37,484 and I have... 2267 01:38:37,519 --> 01:38:40,454 12 properties. 2268 01:38:40,487 --> 01:38:44,158 Money doesn't fix your problems, babe. 2269 01:38:44,191 --> 01:38:46,528 It just makes them prettier. 2270 01:38:48,996 --> 01:38:51,031 Oh! Okay. 2271 01:38:52,700 --> 01:38:54,569 Should I write a book? 2272 01:38:54,602 --> 01:38:56,671 Should I be a poet? 2273 01:38:56,704 --> 01:38:59,973 Should we smash John Mayer's guitar, um-- 2274 01:39:00,007 --> 01:39:01,275 - That's John Mayer's guitar? - Yes! 2275 01:39:01,308 --> 01:39:03,143 It's John Mayer's guitar. 2276 01:39:03,177 --> 01:39:06,380 He left it here, and he clearly didn't want it. 2277 01:39:06,413 --> 01:39:08,182 Oh, my God! 2278 01:39:09,416 --> 01:39:12,687 Stop! Stop! 2279 01:39:14,455 --> 01:39:16,423 Whoo! 2280 01:39:18,793 --> 01:39:20,762 What the fuck are you doing? 2281 01:39:20,795 --> 01:39:23,230 Um, living? 2282 01:39:23,263 --> 01:39:25,365 Let me live, okay? 2283 01:39:27,635 --> 01:39:29,236 Should I call Milton 2284 01:39:29,269 --> 01:39:31,038 and have him bring us some snacks? 2285 01:39:31,071 --> 01:39:33,040 We're having fun. 2286 01:39:33,073 --> 01:39:35,175 Milton! 2287 01:39:35,209 --> 01:39:36,678 I'm going to bed. 2288 01:39:36,711 --> 01:39:38,145 Bye. 2289 01:39:39,346 --> 01:39:41,749 Milton! 2290 01:41:06,901 --> 01:41:08,803 I'm sorry. 2291 01:41:10,370 --> 01:41:12,139 I'm really-- I'm just really sorry. 2292 01:41:12,172 --> 01:41:14,141 Jack, stop. 2293 01:41:22,917 --> 01:41:24,652 I'm really... 2294 01:41:26,754 --> 01:41:29,423 unhappy. 2295 01:41:29,456 --> 01:41:31,626 I know, and I'm really... 2296 01:41:31,659 --> 01:41:34,161 I'm really sorry, and I... 2297 01:41:35,730 --> 01:41:37,765 It's not your fault. 2298 01:41:43,303 --> 01:41:45,573 It's nobody's fault. 2299 01:42:05,325 --> 01:42:08,428 I'm really fucking intimidated by these people. 2300 01:42:10,665 --> 01:42:12,867 I don't want to be these people. 2301 01:42:15,937 --> 01:42:17,805 I love you. 2302 01:42:17,839 --> 01:42:20,407 I'm sorry. 2303 01:42:27,715 --> 01:42:29,684 Please forgive me. 2304 01:42:32,219 --> 01:42:33,688 You're such a fucking dick. 2305 01:42:35,556 --> 01:42:38,860 Take a sip of the cacao. 2306 01:42:38,893 --> 01:42:40,862 Daniel! 2307 01:42:40,895 --> 01:42:43,463 My God, can we please get the fuck out of here? 2308 01:42:43,497 --> 01:42:45,232 - Yes, yes, - Okay. 2309 01:42:45,265 --> 01:42:46,501 Get your shit, go! 2310 01:43:10,725 --> 01:43:12,694 There's still no service. 2311 01:43:20,001 --> 01:43:21,969 We'll figure it out. 2312 01:43:31,713 --> 01:43:33,548 We'll figure it out. 2313 01:44:02,910 --> 01:44:04,846 You know what? I'm gonna throw in 2314 01:44:04,879 --> 01:44:06,446 an extra case for you guys. 2315 01:44:06,480 --> 01:44:08,315 - Hey. - Thank you. 2316 01:44:08,348 --> 01:44:09,917 Yeah, just because I feel like we're connecting 2317 01:44:09,951 --> 01:44:11,586 on a wine level. 2318 01:44:11,619 --> 01:44:12,920 You know, 'cause I see people's 2319 01:44:12,954 --> 01:44:14,889 - wine spirits. - Which one am I? 2320 01:44:14,922 --> 01:44:16,691 Oh... 2321 01:44:21,829 --> 01:44:24,364 The joy. The joy, it kind of says to me, 2322 01:44:24,397 --> 01:44:26,033 just, like, viognier. 2323 01:44:26,067 --> 01:44:27,702 - You know what I mean? - Yeah, Kerry's 2324 01:44:27,735 --> 01:44:29,604 - kind of effervescent. - Thank you. 2325 01:44:29,637 --> 01:44:31,506 Effervescent's kind of a strong word for viognier. 2326 01:44:31,539 --> 01:44:33,007 You know, okay? 2327 01:44:33,040 --> 01:44:34,441 But that's-- that's just really 2328 01:44:34,474 --> 01:44:35,710 between us wine people.