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Tonight, 100 Australians
from all walks of life are Zooming i
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from across the country
to be asked any question.
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They'll be joined by Mike Goldstein,
Sophie Monk and Lloyd Langford,
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as well as the
Prime Minister of Australia.
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Whew, good get.
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He's about to find out
how many people recognise him.
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It's all coming up on
The Hundred with Andy Lee.
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Hello, I'm Andy Lee and welcome
back to Season 9 of The Hundred.
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And they only ever said
we'd last eight.
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As always, I'm joined by
a hundred people up there
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who perfectly represent
the cross-section of Australia.
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So, according to the stats,
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28 of you up there
have cheated in a sporting match.
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(SOPH GASPS)
Hm, and I get it.
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Sometimes, cheating
can give you the edge.
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(SOFT CHUCKLING)
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(LAUGHTER)
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Still missed.
Still missed.
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Tonight, it's a new season
so I'm changing things up.
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Not with my guests.
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You've seen them all before,
but with the way I introduce them,
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surnames first.
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It's Langford Lloyd.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Next, she was born in London,
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but a DNA test proves
she's 100% Gold Coast.
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It's Monk Sophie.
Thank you.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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And, finally, a man who
keeps changing his address
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so I can't send him
a letter of dismissal.
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It's Goldstein Mike.
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SOPH: Yeah.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Let's jump into our first round.
Check this out.
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Aussies spend a lot on dating.
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In fact, we fork out over
half a billion dollars a year
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on dating apps and websites alone
in search for the one.
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And, you know,
I think it's worth it
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because, if you find that perfect
person, magic can happen.
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(WESTERN MUSIC, HORSE WHINNIES)
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(LAUGHTER)
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Yep, every pot has a lid,
doesn't it?
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So, pull out my chair
and tell me I look pretty,
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it's time to look at
the stats on first dates.
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Hands on buzzers, please, panel.
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18% of Australians have ended
their dinner date early
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because their date was 'what'?
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Soph.
A bit of a dick.
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(LAUGHTER)
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True, but, no, not the answer
on my card. Lloyd.
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Because their date was pregnant.
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(LAUGHTER)
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"Yeah, I'm happy...
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"I'm happy to split the bill, but
not the parenting of this child."
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What?
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Has this happened to you?
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No. OK.
(LAUGHTER)
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No, 18% of Australians have
ended their dinner date early
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because their date was 'what'?
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Lloyd Langford.
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(LAUGHTER)
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18% of Australians... That's
a lot of dates Lloyd's been on.
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No, it's not that. 18% of Australian
have ended their dinner date early
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because their date was 'what'?
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They eat with their mouth open.
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He's got it. Yes.
Oh...
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Points for Lloyd.
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Next question.
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To impress a first date,
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16% of Aussies have gone overboard
on 'what'?
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Mike.
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Research on the other
person's social media.
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Like, you ask something like,
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"Oh, what a lovely trip you had
in Barcelona in 2009.
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"Beautiful bikinis."
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Yes, you've got to
be careful of that.
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It's not that.
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To impress a first date,
16% of Aussies
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have gone overboard on 'what'?
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They spend too much money.
He's got it. Lloyd's got it.
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OK.
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Yeah.
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16% Aussies spend outside
their means on a first date
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to try and impress them.
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Has someone done that in our hundred
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Matt?
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Yeah.
Hey, Matt.
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Hi, everyone.
Talk us through the date.
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Um, we'd fairly recently come out
of a pretty long COVID lockdown.
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Yep.
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I thought it would be a good
idea to do a really nice meal.
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Um, spent pretty big at Bennelong.
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Bennelong. That's at
the Opera House, isn't it?
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A quite swanky restaurant.
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Yeah.
And so was this a first date?
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Yep. First date.
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Really? Are you able to tell
us how much it set you back?
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Yeah.
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It was close to a couple of grand.
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(ALL GASP)
That's a full-on investment.
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Like, it should be like, if you pay
that much, you can sue for half.
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Yeah.
Almost, hey?
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Matt, did you...
you immediately regret it?
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Did you know halfway through the dat
that it wasn't going to work out
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or was it a fun night?
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No, it was a fun night.
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It's just that, then,
from that point on,
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we had to go out pretty
much every night for meals.
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Oh.
Of course, you set the precedent.
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So, you still dated this person,
but they expected this level.
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Yeah.
Oh, Matt.
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How long did you date for, Matt?
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Four months.
Wow.
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That's costly. Matt, thank
you very much for sharing.
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Thanks, Matt.
We really appreciate it.
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16% of Aussies have spent
too much on a first date.
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Just so you know, spending big
doesn't always impress the date.
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Oh, my God.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Next question.
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To get a first date, 2% of Aussies
have borrowed 'what'?
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Soph.
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One of those big fish that
all the guys thinks is hot.
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(LAUGHTER)
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What do you...?
It looks like the same fish.
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It's just like everyone wants...
Dating profile.
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..the biggest fish, right?
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Oh, yeah. You're talking
about the profile pic.
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Yeah.
Does that mean you're like the man?
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Incidentally, number-one turn-off
of females
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to males on a profile pic
is a man holding a fish.
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Surely, a fish holding a man
would be more of a turn-off.
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(LAUGHTER)
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It's true. To get a first date, 2%
of Aussies have borrowed 'what'?
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Lloyd.
Like, a dwarf butler.
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They... They're probably
below waist height. Um...
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A dog.
He's got it.
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Is it?
Yes.
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They borrow a dog?
Yeah.
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2% of Aussies
have borrowed a dog.
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And then you say it died?
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One of the most attractive
things... Pardon?
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And then you say it died?
No.
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Oh, on the next date?
Yeah.
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No, you can say that you were
just taking care of the dog.
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But it's one of the leading, most
attractive things to see in a park..
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Is it?
..is someone with a dog.
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Shows that they care.
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Has someone up there borrowed
a dog to try and get a date?
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It's a great way
to start a relationship.
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Ken. Ken's done it. Look at him.
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How proud he is, as well. Ken.
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Yeah, I, um, borrowed
a friend's Labrador pup,
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and I'd heard that supposedly
it helps pick up women,
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and, um...
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took the dog for a walk
and got a lot of attraction...
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The dog did, not me.
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(LAUGHTER)
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And managed
to get a phone number out of it.
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Wow!
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So...
Yeah.
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We're like, "Yes, you tricked her.
Congratulations."
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So, so, from this phone number,
did you go on a few dates?
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Yeah, we were together
for, oh, a while,
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but, I think after two weeks,
she came over for the first time
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and asked where the puppy was,
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and I had to come clean
and say, "Look, it wasn't mine.
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"It was a friend's."
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And she said, "Well, it worked."
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Oh!
There you go.
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I reckon we need to up
the percent of people doing it.
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Thank you so much.
Really appreciate it, Ken.
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Amazing.
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2% of Aussies have borrowed
a dog to get a first date.
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Some dogs would get more
attention than others, I reckon.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Hell yeah.
That dog looks smart.
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Cute dog. It's got a little mini
dog in its handbag, I think.
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Um, next question.
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55% of Aussies find what meal
to be a first date red flag?
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Soph.
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Like, a vegan meal
because that sets up...
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You can't go to KFC.
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You can't... you know,
that's a lifestyle of no...
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It's a lifestyle thing.
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I agree with you,
it would be a red flag for me,
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but, no, broader than that.
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Uh, is it Beef Wellington
in Leongatha?
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(LAUGHTER AND EXCLAMATIONS)
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Yes, yes...
Oh!
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Is it spaghetti bolognese?
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She's got it. Yes.
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Spaghetti bolognese.
Yes.
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That shocks me.
It's one of my favourites.
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I feel like that's a turn-on.
Yeah.
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That is my death row meal.
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Really?
Yeah.
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And then you can do
the Lady and the Tramp trick.
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Yes!
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Yeah, well, 55% of Aussies
find eating spaghetti bolognese
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on a first date a red flag.
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I mean, I don't think it is.
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I'm even happy
for my date to do this.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Direct!
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Yep. Still got both
his lips. Incredible.
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Next question. 21% of first
dates have led to what?
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A pregnancy.
No.
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Oh.
It's probably the opposite of that.
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An abortion.
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Oh...
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(LAUGHTER)
Sorry...
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I mean, you're not wrong.
Yeah.
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(ANDY WHEEZES)
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That's great. You got him.
Oh...
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I mean, it's so fair
for you to say that
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because that is probably
the opposite, but...
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(SHOCKED LAUGHTER)
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No, it's...
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Like, blocking each other
on social media or...
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Even, well, yeah,
one step before that.
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Like an argument.
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She's got it. She's got it. Yes.
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That's a lot.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Sorry. You're right, you're right.
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The opposite of pregnancy
is not an argument.
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Yeah, that's right.
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21% of first dates
have led to an argument.
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And you can tell when the date
is heading in that direction.
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Oh, no. He's way too into it.
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You can't celebrate that hard, man.
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It's the end of the round.
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But this is exciting. Our special
guest tonight is this fellow.
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I'm keen to know how many in
our Hundred recognise him.
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Do you at home?
I'm certainly drawing a blank.
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Anyway, we'll find out
if our Hundred do
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straight after the break,
don't go anywhere.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Welcome back to The Hundred.
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Let's do a quick check of the scores
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Ooh, it's close at the top.
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Still anyone's game.
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OK, sitting next to me right now
is a fairly important person.
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I better introduce them.
Hello, important person.
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G'day.
Great to see you.
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Hello, important person,
from over here, respectfully.
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Hey, Soph.
I haven't mentioned you by name yet,
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because the first part of any guest
coming on our show
251
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is, I say to the hundred, how many
of you recognise this person?
252
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So, pop your answers in, hundred.
253
00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:44,760
And how many people do you think
might recognise you?
254
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If it's not high, I'm in trouble.
255
00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,160
(LAUGHTER)
256
00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:49,920
That's probably true.
Yeah.
257
00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,480
Alright. It's coming in.
258
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How many of our hundred
recognised our special guest?
259
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98%.
260
00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:59,280
Wow!
261
00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,160
Well, it's...
It's the highest I've ever had.
262
00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,240
Just so you know.
Yeah.
263
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:08,160
Who are the two people
who are leaving...
264
00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:11,400
who are leaving Australia
at this point in time?
265
00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,520
They're allowed to remain
anonymous up there.
266
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,240
But did someone want to tell us
who our special guest is?
267
00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,240
Matt.
268
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,320
Matt, who is it?
269
00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:25,000
Ladies and gentlemen, the reigning,
defending, undisputed prime minister
270
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,760
of Australia, Anthony Albanese.
271
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,880
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Well done.
272
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,840
Gee. I couldn't have
done it better myself.
273
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,840
He's correct. The Prime Minister
of Australia, Anthony Albanese.
274
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,280
Welcome, my friend, and thank you
so much for being here.
275
00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:45,200
Can I get Matt to come around with
us? Introduce us in that way.
276
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,720
He's a pretty good hype man.
277
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,160
Um, am I allowed to call you Albo?
Sure.
278
00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,760
OK. Albo.
Doesn't feel right, does it?
279
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,160
Um, Mr Prime Minister, I've written
a series of questions on these cards
280
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You haven't seen those questions yet
OK.
281
00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,960
But they're for you
to ask the hundred.
282
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,200
Panel, you have to guess how many
of the hundred will say yes
283
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,640
to Albo's...
Mr Albo.
284
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,280
..Albo's questions?
285
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:10,240
Um, take it away, Mr Prime Minister.
OK.
286
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,360
In Australia,
it's compulsory to vote.
287
00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:17,600
Pause. I want to ask you,
do you think that's a good idea?
288
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:23,440
It is a great idea because it means
that just like government decisions
289
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:27,800
affect everyone, everyone
should have a say in them.
290
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:33,120
And if you don't do that,
you get to appeal to extremes
291
00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:36,680
'cause you've got to get people out
emotionally to get them to vote,
292
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,840
whereas it makes it more mainstream.
293
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:39,840
OK.
Yeah.
294
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,160
And you also get sausages,
as well, don't you?
295
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,240
Yeah.
One of the great benefits.
296
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,880
I mean,
we have seen what can happen
297
00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,400
if it's not compulsory to vote.
298
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:51,680
# It's a celebration
I get so excited. #
299
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,440
(LAUGHTER)
300
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,120
What do you really think of him?
301
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,120
No, no.
302
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:06,080
He's the president
of the United States.
303
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:09,200
And I noticed that Sophie
and Lloyd didn't have to stand up
304
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,080
and salute when I walked in.
305
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,920
What is appropriate protocol?
Is there a certain...?
306
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,720
Like, bow?
Is it a bow? Is it a curtsy?
307
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:21,400
I reckon one of the great things
about Australia is that there isn't
308
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:25,120
that protocol, is that we're,
you know, we're just
309
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,240
all people and all equals.
310
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,720
And people just say hi.
311
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,000
Yep. Nice. Fist bump occasionally?
312
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,680
Nice.
Done.
313
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,760
What's the rest
of the question, Albo?
314
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,960
Oh, OK.
I forgot what the first part was.
315
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,160
Yes.
316
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:42,960
What percent of the hundred wouldn't
vote if they didn't have to?
317
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,560
Pop your answers in, hundred.
318
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:49,320
What percent of you wouldn't bother
voting if you didn't have to?
319
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,760
Panel, how many of them
will say yes to that,
320
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,000
that they wouldn't bother?
321
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,200
Results are coming in
from our hundred.
322
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:59,040
Results are in.
Let's see what the panel think.
323
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,240
Ooh, just 5% you reckon, Mike?
324
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,760
Yeah, I think 5% wouldn't do it
because either they can't figure out
325
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:09,080
the mail-in ballots or they're
not allowed around primary schools.
326
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,040
(LAUGHTER)
327
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,360
If he...
328
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,560
Got a chuckle
out of the big guy.
329
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,200
30% for you, Lloyd.
330
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,640
I mean, I'm not allowed to vote
331
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,840
because I'm not a citizen,
but I just go for the...
332
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,400
Well, you know who can change that?
333
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:27,840
(LAUGHTER)
334
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,280
Can you? Oh, he can.
335
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,480
See us after the show.
336
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,520
Alright, let's see
how many of our hundred
337
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,240
wouldn't vote
if it wasn't compulsory.
338
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,000
27%.
339
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,560
Lloyd gets the points on that one.
Lloyd!
340
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,840
Does that...? Is that alarming?
341
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,240
Is that what you thought it might be
342
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,240
I was hoping it would be lower,
but fair enough.
343
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,520
That's why it should be compulsory.
344
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,720
What's your next question,
please, Prime Minister?
345
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,880
In my job, I often
have to work with people
346
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,520
I don't always see eye to eye with.
347
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:02,800
Yes. Pause, pause, pause.
Oh, like who?
348
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,800
No, we won't go down that path.
349
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:09,440
But I'm sure, within Australia
and also overseas,
350
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,440
you have...meet people
with differing opinions.
351
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:15,240
But what you're very good at, I've
noticed, and most politicians are,
352
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,000
is, when the camera's around,
you've got to go to,
353
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,480
everything's fine face, don't you?
You do.
354
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:21,720
You do? Yes.
You do.
355
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,440
In fact, I wouldn't mind
seeing it live.
356
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,640
I was going to say,
you stay there, Prime Minister.
357
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,360
Say, if I'm a dignitary
or a foreign leader,
358
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,000
that you don't really like that much
359
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,040
But I'm coming to greet you.
360
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,600
The cameras are on.
361
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,240
Let's see how good his fake face is.
362
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,440
OK.
Right.
363
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,440
(REGAL MUSIC)
364
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,000
(LAUGHTER)
365
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,040
It's very good.
366
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,400
Who's got the weakest hand...?
Macron.
367
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:55,880
No!
368
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,200
Oh...
369
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,640
In politics, do you whisper
in each other's ear like,
370
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,000
"You're a dickhead?"
371
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,320
Yes.
372
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,480
Is it a little bit like that
when you handshake?
373
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,880
No, there's no sweet nothings
in ears.
374
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,360
Oh, OK.
No.
375
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,240
Alright.
What's the rest of the question?
376
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,200
What percent of the hundred
377
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:19,720
have pretended to like someone
just to get something?
378
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,160
Pop your answers in, hundred.
379
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,200
How many of you have
pretended to like someone
380
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,600
in order to get something?
381
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,600
Panel, do the same.
382
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,200
Is this happening regularly?
383
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,920
The results are in from our hundred.
384
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,200
Let's see what our
panel came up with.
385
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,760
You're the highest, Lloyd. 80%.
386
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,800
Yeah.
387
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,360
I won't name the person,
388
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,840
but the thing I got
is a partnership visa.
389
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:41,960
Oh!
390
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,360
(LAUGHTER)
391
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,880
The thing you had, you should've...
392
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,160
(LAUGHTER)
393
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,520
Let's see what our hundred think.
394
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,320
How many of you had to pretend to
like someone just to get something?
395
00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,720
34%.
396
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,240
They're more honest than we thought.
Soph gets the points on that one.
397
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,360
Next question for you, Albo.
398
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,440
I DJ at bars and fundraisers.
399
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,640
Yeah, pause, pause.
400
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,360
No, actually?
Yes, he does.
401
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,400
Yeah.
And we've got some vision.
402
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,680
Let's have a look.
403
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,400
(DANCE MUSIC)
404
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,520
No, no, he's not.
405
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,840
(BEAT KICKS IN)
406
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,320
Wasn't the most confident I've
seen a DJ when the beat dropped.
407
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,360
Well, you know,
there were cameras on me.
408
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,280
He's humble. He's a humble DJ.
409
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,960
So, how often do you
get to do this pastime?
410
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:39,600
I haven't done it for a while
'cause I'm busy with other things.
411
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:44,600
But I used to do it a fair bit for
fundraisers for a charity largely
412
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,160
called Reclink.
Yep.
413
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:51,400
And they do work with
homeless people, young people,
414
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,560
essentially, getting them engaged
through the arts and sport.
415
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:55,640
Right.
Amazing.
416
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,880
What was your DJ name?
417
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,080
DJ Albo.
418
00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,480
Oh...
Yes.
419
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,240
Do you have a go-to banger?
420
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,640
I try to do audience
participation songs.
421
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,120
You take requests?
No, no.
422
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,840
Songs they'll sing along with.
Yeah, OK.
423
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,120
Get into.
What's the number one?
424
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,360
'Am I Ever Gonna
See Your Face Again?'
425
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,640
(LAUGHTER)
426
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,840
What's the next?
427
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,360
That gets the crowd going.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
428
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,480
That's the greatest.
429
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,640
Amazing.
430
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,240
And for some reason,
people sing along back to that.
431
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,480
What's the rest of
the question, please, Albo?
432
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:32,560
How many of the hundred have
a hobby that surprises people?
433
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,320
Well, we certainly
got surprised by yours.
434
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,360
Pop your answers in, hundred.
435
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,600
How many of you
have got a hobby
436
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,080
that people would be surprised
to hear about?
437
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,560
The results are in. Let's see
what our panel came up with.
438
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,920
Ooh, you're the highest, Soph,
40%.
439
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,960
Yeah. I think everyone's
got a secret talent.
440
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:51,320
What would your secret hobby be?
'Cause I reckon I know it.
441
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:54,280
I was very surprised when you told
me that you sit at home gaming.
442
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,960
Oh, yes,
I thought you were going to say
443
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,280
I play two recorders in harmony
up my nose.
444
00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,560
(LAUGHTER)
445
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,560
And in perfect harmony.
446
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,320
No one wants to see it. But...
447
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,400
But I am a gamer.
448
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,840
Yeah, a gamer.
25%, Lloyd, you reckon?
449
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,440
Yeah, I think some of them
look like they have a hobby
450
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,880
that would really surprise
the local chief of police
451
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:16,280
when he finally...
finally cracks the case.
452
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,440
Yes.
453
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,000
Mike, 30% for you.
454
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,360
Yeah, I think a lot of people
have hobbies
455
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,280
they might be
slightly embarrassed about,
456
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:26,400
like magic or cosplay or DJing
as a 62-year-old man.
457
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,120
(LAUGHTER)
458
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,000
Let's see from our hundred.
459
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,440
How many of you have a hobby
460
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,160
that people would be surprised
to hear about?
461
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,400
17%. Lloyd gets the points
on that one, Lloyd.
462
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,320
It's the end of the round and
we've got to let our guest go.
463
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,280
Of course, he's got more
important things to do,
464
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,320
including firing his media manager
for letting him on this show.
465
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,600
But thank you so much for
coming in, Anthony Albanese.
466
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:53,800
Thanks.
467
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,160
More of The Hundred
straight after this.
468
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:13,280
Welcome back to our first episode
of The Hundred for this season,
469
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,720
and it's time to grab a drink
and jump into the pub test.
470
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,720
In this round, I'm going to
present the hundred
471
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,440
with a bunch of different scenarios.
472
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,200
Panel, you have to decide
whether or not
473
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,720
these scenarios
are fair and reasonable.
474
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,080
In other words,
do they pass the pub test?
475
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,400
Bottoms up, hundred.
476
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,360
Cheers.
Cheers.
477
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,440
Big ears.
478
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,120
No, that wasn't... No, and you.
479
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,800
I didn't mean that personally.
You've got little ears, actually.
480
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,840
If anything, they're too small.
481
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:46,920
Let's jump into it.
482
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,960
Our first question. Yes or no?
483
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:53,280
Can you break up with someone
just before Christmas?
484
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,720
Let's say a week out?
485
00:20:55,880 --> 00:21:00,040
Is it OK to break up with
someone a week before Christmas?
486
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,360
Results are in. Let's see.
487
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,680
Are the panel unanimous? They are.
You all say yes.
488
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,880
I feel like it's the perfect time to
do it because you're around family.
489
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,720
You know, like, you got time to...
490
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,400
You're going to look hot because
you get new presents, new clothes.
491
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,360
You go out. Everyone's...
It's summer.
492
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,800
It's probably the perfect time
to be dumped.
493
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,360
Yeah, it's one less gift to buy.
494
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,520
Yeah.
Yeah.
495
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,480
You've probably already
bought the gift, though,
496
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:26,640
a week out and you've got...
497
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,960
That's why you break up with them.
You don't have a gift yet.
498
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,280
Let's see what our hundred think.
499
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,160
Is it OK to break up with
someone a week before Christmas?
500
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,320
75% say yes.
501
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,920
You guys, you're on the money.
Well done. Points all round.
502
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:47,640
Who in the hundred has gone through
a break-up close to Christmas?
503
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,440
Melanie.
504
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,440
Hey, Melanie.
Yes.
505
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,080
Hey, Melanie. How close was it?
506
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,640
About five days.
507
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,560
I can't believe all of you
were saying that's OK.
508
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,840
It's not OK, is it?
509
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,720
I'm with you, Melanie.
It's never OK.
510
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,760
Wait, did you do the breaking up
or you got broken up with?
511
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,560
No. I was the one that got dumped.
512
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,880
Um, he asked me to come
to his work Christmas party.
513
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:11,800
Yeah.
514
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,960
And on the way home
from the Christmas party
515
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,760
told me that he didn't want
to continue the relationship.
516
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,080
Ooh...
Oh. That's horrible.
517
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,920
Melanie, just quickly...
Yeah.
518
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,880
Did you do something
at the Christmas party?
519
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:23,920
Yeah.
520
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,800
Well, that's what I'm trying
to think of. I don't think so.
521
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,400
You don't think so.
No, he just had it in his mind.
522
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:28,720
OK, so that's what
he wanted to tell you.
523
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,640
And what kind of preparation
had you had for that Christmas
524
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,760
with his family
or between the two of you?
525
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:34,760
Yeah, with his family.
526
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,680
So, I'd gone and bought all his
family Christmas presents.
527
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,840
Um, and when he came up
to pick up his stuff,
528
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,320
I actually gave him the presents
'cause I'm a nice one.
529
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,760
Oh, no, no.
Yeah.
530
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:45,960
Melanie, I'm glad
he's out of your life.
531
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,000
Thanks so much for sharing.
532
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,240
Thank you.
533
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,400
I'm surprised at that.
Poor her.
534
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,960
75% of the hundred think it's fine
to break up at Christmas time.
535
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,120
I mean, it's an emotional period.
536
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,760
You can usually tell
the ones that have recently
537
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:58,960
gone through a tough time.
538
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,000
(LAUGHTER)
539
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,800
Whoa.
That's personal.
540
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,560
A young Melanie taking it out
on her...
541
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,880
Next question for the pub, everybody
542
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,560
Yes or no?
543
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,760
Is it OK to sing along
at a concert,
544
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:19,200
or are you ruining it
for those around you?
545
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,040
Is it OK to sing along
at a concert?
546
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,880
Pop your answers in.
Panel, do the same.
547
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,240
Results are in. Let's see
what the panel think. Ooh.
548
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,240
Mike, you think no.
Well, I do think it depends as well.
549
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,800
Like, on one hand, I don't want
some idiot to ruin a song I like.
550
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,240
If I wanted that,
I'd watch Australian Idol, right?
551
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,720
(LAUGHTER)
552
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,800
But, on the other hand,
I think it's fine.
553
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,320
Unless it's a rap concert
554
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,760
and you're hitting certain words
a little too enthusiastically.
555
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,000
Fair call.
556
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,200
Let's see what our hundred think.
557
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,800
Is it OK to sing along
at a concert?
558
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,320
93% say yes.
559
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:56,800
Soph gets the points on that one.
560
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,280
That's why people go.
Yeah.
561
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:01,880
Um, next one.
562
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,720
This is for those who like to snoop.
563
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,160
Is it okay, hundred, yes or no,
564
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,720
to read a partner's text messages
without them knowing?
565
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:12,800
Results coming in.
566
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,920
Results are in.
Let's see what our panel think.
567
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,240
Mike!
Mm.
568
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,480
You think yes?
569
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,360
Yeah. It's called taking
an interest in her life.
570
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,440
(LAUGHTER)
571
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,840
Yeah. Very romantic.
Yeah.
572
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,600
You're a no, Lloyd?
573
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,200
I just... I mean,
I can't be bothered
574
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,960
reading my own text messages.
575
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,920
It feels like additional admin.
576
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,360
Yeah, I hear that.
Soph, you're no as well.
577
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:43,320
No, 'cause I'll go till I'll find
something that I don't want to find.
578
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,080
Yeah, have you done it before?
And it won't even be that bad.
579
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,160
Yeah, but you misconstrue
things in words and emojis
580
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,760
can mean something else.
Yeah.
581
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,920
You know? Yeah.
582
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,760
It's pretty intense in there.
Don't go in there.
583
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,240
No, don't go in there.
Yeah.
584
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,440
Alright, hundred, how many think
it's OK
585
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,080
to look at a partner's text messages
without them knowing?
586
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,200
Yeah.
72% say no.
587
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,600
You two get the points in
that one. Bad luck, Mike.
588
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:10,280
72% of the hundred think it's not
OK to read a partner's texts.
589
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,600
Sometimes, it's hard
not to read their text messages.
590
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,040
Oh, the big font
will give you away.
591
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,160
Oh!
592
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,640
Oh...
593
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,240
Oh, no.
Is that Anthony Albanese?
594
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,760
It did look like that.
595
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,160
It's closing time,
but I'd love to know,
596
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:38,960
is there someone up there that has
found something that they didn't lik
597
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,320
when going through a partner's phone
598
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,440
There is. Well, we'll get that
straight after the break.
599
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:46,520
Don't go anywhere.
600
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,320
Welcome back to The Hundred.
601
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,080
Before the break, we were chatting
phone snooping,
602
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,440
and, Belle, you got
a bit of a surprise
603
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,600
when you went through
someone's phone.
604
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,400
Who was it, Belle?
He was my ex-partner.
605
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,600
OK. But he was your partner
at the time?
606
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:14,640
Yes, he was.
607
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,440
{\an8}Um, I actually found out
he was cheating on me.
608
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,400
OK.
609
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,440
It was a message from her letting
someone know that she was pregnant.
610
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,360
MIKE: Eugh!
611
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,360
Oh, God. That's...
Right. So...
612
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,200
I was actually... I was actually
a month pregnant, too, myself, so...
613
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,080
Oh!
Oh, my God.
614
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,560
Gosh.
This guy.
615
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,080
What a fertile man.
616
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,080
(LAUGHTER)
617
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,160
When did we turn into
Jerry Springer?
618
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,640
I know!
619
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,600
But, so, Belle, did you see
the notification come up?
620
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,240
And that was the girl's name?
621
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,480
Yes.
622
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,200
And was he not around? So you went,
"I'll have a quick look at this."
623
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,720
Yes, that's right.
He was in the shower at the time.
624
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,440
How do you confront someone...
In the shower?
625
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:54,600
Like, do you go in the shower?
626
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:55,720
Do you wait for them to come out?
627
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,720
Do you wait for them to dry
and then you can bring it up?
628
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,960
Oh, yeah, I waited for him
to get dressed and stuff
629
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,400
because I thought that, if he was
going to, you know, run out
630
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,800
or whatever, he would just run out.
631
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,400
I didn't want him to be naked,
obviously.
632
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:06,400
That's nice of you.
That's nice.
633
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,720
Yes, I had confronted him
and, yeah, he was denial of it.
634
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,640
But, you know,
you can't deny these things.
635
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,120
Yeah, right.
It turned out to be true.
636
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,480
So, was it... Is it an instant
break-up for you?
637
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,640
I mean, he's going to be
the father of your child.
638
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,360
So, how do you try and reconcile
that in your brain?
639
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,800
Um, yeah, it was
an instant break-up.
640
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,280
I have two kids with him as well.
641
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,680
So, this was our third.
642
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,040
Um...
643
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,200
So, but, yeah, nuh, I just
couldn't do it. It was too much.
644
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,600
Well, good for you, Belle.
SOPH: You could...
645
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,080
Thank you so much for sharing.
We really appreciate it.
646
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,520
Thank you.
Yeah.
647
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:38,520
Amazing.
648
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:41,880
Great.
649
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,680
It's time to play a brand new
game for this season.
650
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,000
It's called Servicing the Stars.
651
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,440
In this game, we're going to
meet a member of our hundred
652
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,600
who has done some work
for a celebrity.
653
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,520
Panel, from a line-up of celebrities
654
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,920
you have to try and guess
which celebrity it was.
655
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,560
So, first up playing is Annie.
Hello, Annie.
656
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:06,640
Hey. Hey.
657
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,080
Annie is a beautician,
658
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:13,080
and she waxed a notable Australian
celebrity from 'Neighbours'.
659
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,280
Waxed.
Waxed.
660
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,880
I hope it wasn't Bouncer.
661
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,120
(LAUGHTER)
662
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,880
It wasn't Bouncer, but it could have
been one of these four people.
663
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,440
Was it Delta Goodrem?
664
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,560
Was it Holly Valance?
665
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,600
Was it Madeleine West?
666
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,480
Or was it Ryan Maloney?
667
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,040
Eugh.
(LAUGHTER)
668
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,560
Who...?
I feel rude asking, but where...?
669
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,320
What area did you wax?
670
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:42,000
So, I waxed a half leg
and lip and eyebrows.
671
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,480
Ah.
Eyebrows.
672
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,840
Soph, do you wax eyebrows?
673
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:45,880
Yeah.
674
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,480
If you get, like, monobrows,
and underneath,
675
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,680
you get hairs that come down
your cheeks sometimes.
676
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,120
OK. Yeah, nice.
677
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,240
If you...
678
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,080
(LAUGHTER)
679
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,400
If you did wax everywhere,
680
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,800
would you have to work around
this person's toadfish?
681
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,600
(LAUGHTER)
682
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,000
No...
683
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,360
Was it the first time
you'd waxed this celebrity
684
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,160
or were they a regular client?
685
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,720
Um, became a regular client.
686
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,720
But, yes, that was the very
first time. I was so nervous.
687
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:14,760
Yeah.
Ah.
688
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,280
Don't you have, like,
a code of secrecy? Like a...
689
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,200
I was thinking that.
A waxer's pact or something.
690
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,240
You just...
691
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,800
I was hoping 'cause we're gonna
find out who has a moustache.
692
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,680
(LAUGHTER)
693
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,360
Well, no, they don't,
if you go and see Annie.
694
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,360
Used to. Yeah.
Yes.
695
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,400
Any other questions?
696
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,120
How was this person to deal with?
697
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,640
Were they nice? Were they rude?
698
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,600
Yeah, really, really lovely.
Yeah. Really nice.
699
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:38,960
Has Holly Valance gone...?
700
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,440
Is she the one that's
gone really right wing?
701
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:42,760
Oh. I don't...
Yeah.
702
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,960
Really?
Yeah, she's really wealthy now.
703
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,840
I'm just wondering if you waxed off
a very small moustache.
704
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,160
Oh!
(LAUGHTER)
705
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,800
Oh, gosh.
I may or may not have done that.
706
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,480
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Alright.
707
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,440
Let's pop our answers in.
708
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,160
Uh, who do you think it was?
709
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:06,120
Delta, Holly, Madeleine or Ryan?
710
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,960
Oh, it's hard.
Who would have a moustache?
711
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,800
And I'm not judging 'cause
I have a little one myself.
712
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,720
Mm.
713
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,320
I didn't have to say that
at all, did I?
714
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,120
But we appreciate it.
715
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,480
I'm like, why did I
volunteer that info? Um...
716
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,480
OK. Let's see what our
panel have come up with.
717
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,800
Ooh. Two Hollies and a Delta.
718
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,520
Why do you say Holly, Soph?
719
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,760
She's so perfect. I'm just
hoping she's a bit hairy.
720
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,080
(LAUGHTER)
721
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:38,480
Uh, Annie,
who was your celebrity customer?
722
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,200
It was Madeleine West.
723
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,160
Oh!
There you go.
724
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,760
None of you get the points.
Oh, none of us got it.
725
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,240
Annie, thank you so much
for joining us.
726
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,400
Really appreciate it.
You're welcome. Bye.
727
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:50,760
We've got time for one more.
728
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,600
Our final worker, Sabian.
How are you, Sabian?
729
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,120
Good, mate, how are you?
Hey, Sabe.
730
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,000
Sabian works in a phone shop,
731
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,640
and he fixed a mobile phone
for one of these celebrities.
732
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,160
Was it Eric Bana?
733
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,400
Was it Kyle Sandilands?
734
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,280
Was it Hugo Weaving?
735
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,400
Or was it Russell Crowe?
736
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,640
Oh!
Oh!
737
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,720
And they just rocked up themselves
and handed it to you?
738
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,800
So they didn't have a helper.
739
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,560
Did this person break their phone
by throwing it at somebody?
740
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,480
(LAUGHTER)
741
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,480
They'd been pushed into a pool.
742
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:29,640
Oh, he'd been pushed into a pool
and hence it had malfunctioned.
743
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,080
How many people did it take
to push them into the pool?
744
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:35,640
Why would you ask that question?
745
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,360
I'm just trying to
rule out Sandilands.
746
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,040
(LAUGHTER)
747
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,560
Did you get a glimpse of anything
that was on the phone?
748
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,440
Yeah, the phone came in dead
and I spent an hour with him
749
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,960
getting it up and running again
so we could back up his photos.
750
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,120
Oh, so you saw some of the photos?
751
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,120
Yep.
752
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,560
Gee, you wouldn't want to see
Kyle Sandilands' phone.
753
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:55,960
(LAUGHTER)
754
00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:00,600
Was it...? Was there
some risque photos in there?
755
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:05,880
I did see them with a friend
in their budgie smugglers.
756
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,080
Oh!
757
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,840
Great. Gee, that paints
an interesting picture, doesn't it?
758
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,440
I'm so confused now.
Yeah.
759
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,760
I hope it's Bana.
760
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,480
OK, guys, that's all the information
we've got from Sabian.
761
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,440
Pop your answers in.
762
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,760
Bana, Sandilands, Weaving or Crowe.
763
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,000
(DRAMATIC, PLAYFUL GASPS)
764
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,320
The panel,
what have you come up with?
765
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:32,480
You're both all surprised.
766
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,280
You all think Weaving.
Yeah.
767
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:35,720
Why Weaving, Lloyd?
768
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,480
I just felt like, of those four,
769
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,400
he was probably the most likely
to just go in on his own
770
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,680
to fix his phone.
771
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,800
Also, I reckon the easiest
to get into a pool.
772
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,080
(LAUGHTER)
773
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,200
Sabian, who was your
celebrity customer?
774
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,440
It was Hugo Weaving.
775
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:54,520
You all got it!
776
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,680
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
777
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,920
I love Hugo Weaving.
778
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,120
Is he as great as I would hope?
779
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,840
Yeah, he was a legend.
780
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:09,200
I heard he asked after me again
later after I'd left that store.
781
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,440
Amazing. Sabian, thank you so much.
Really appreciate it.
782
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,640
That completes Servicing the Stars.
783
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,400
Stick around, though, because
after the break we'll find out
784
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,920
how many Aussies
have a robot at home.
785
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,640
So, we'll see you then.
786
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,880
Welcome back to The Hundred.
The scores are up there.
787
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,280
Still anyone's game.
788
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,680
Oh, Lloyd!
789
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:41,720
On to our next topic.
790
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,320
I saw an article this week
that reminded me
791
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,560
that some technological devices
certainly make our lives easier,
792
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,800
but don't always make them better.
793
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,840
It was a story about
a professional footballer
794
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,960
whose wife caught him cheating
when she saw him and his mistress
795
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,160
through their remote doorbell camera
796
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,360
Silly boy.
I know.
797
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,800
I mean, there's foolproof ways
to sneak around doorbell cameras.
798
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,400
(LAUGHTER)
799
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,280
So, plug in, power up,
800
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,560
and let's look at
the stats on devices.
801
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,040
Hands on buzzers, please, panel.
802
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,800
8% of Aussies sleep with
what piece of technology?
803
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,680
Soph.
804
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,800
The breathing device
that stops you snoring.
805
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,960
She's got it.
Yeah, a sleep apnoea machine.
806
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,520
8% of us have a sleep apnoea machine
807
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:39,120
Is there someone up there
that sleeps like Darth Vader?
808
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,680
Kira.
809
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,000
It is me.
I am Darth Vader.
810
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,640
I like how you're in black
as well. This is great.
811
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,800
Um, Kira, when did you start
using a sleep apnoea machine?
812
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,800
Oh, about 18 months ago.
813
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:56,320
I did a bit of a health overhaul
after getting diagnosed with MS,
814
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:57,880
so checked everything else out.
Wow.
815
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,800
And my partner was like, "How
about you check out that snoring?"
816
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,120
So, I did the sleep test,
found out I had sleep apnoea,
817
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,320
and became Darth Vader.
818
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,680
And is the machine awesome?
819
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:11,480
Like, do you have great dreams?
820
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:12,800
-It's the best thing.
-Is it?
821
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,640
Yeah. It's the best thing
I've ever done.
822
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,840
And as crazy as it is
and weird,
823
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,280
I've never slept better in my life.
824
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,040
I thought you were going to say
the sex better than ever.
825
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,680
No, not at all.
826
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,920
Even I don't want to look at
my own reflection with it on.
827
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,920
Like, I've got it here.
Like, look at...
828
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,600
It's weird... No.
Yes.
829
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,040
So, I'll sit there and read for
a while and then turn the light off.
830
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,040
And then don't even look at
myself when I put it on.
831
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,400
But then I love myself when I wake
up 'cause it's...had the best sleep.
832
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,600
'Cause you've slept. Unbelievable.
Thank you so much.
833
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:42,960
Really appreciate it, Kira.
834
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,080
8% of Aussies have
a sleep apnoea machine.
835
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,960
You can tell when someone needs one.
836
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,840
(SNORING LIKE A DRONE)
837
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,160
(LAUGHTER)
838
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,480
Oh.
839
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,680
Yes. Yeah.
840
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,640
The next question involves
some pictures, guys.
841
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,520
What percent of the hundred
can identify these devices?
842
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:09,600
I'll put the device up.
843
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,800
Have a look, hundred.
844
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,440
Who knows what that is?
It's a simple yes, no.
845
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,120
What percent of them know
what that is, do you think?
846
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,520
Results going in behind that picture
847
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,080
The results are in. Let's have a loo
at what the panel come up with.
848
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:25,680
Would it help you to
say that I've got one?
849
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,560
You have one?
I've got one.
850
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:28,840
Is it vintage?
851
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,080
No.
Oh.
852
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:31,240
(LAUGHTER)
853
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,280
I've replaced it.
I've upgraded along the ride.
854
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,280
Mike, do you know what it is?
855
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,760
I have no idea,
it looks like a budget Alexa
856
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,200
and a drug dealer's beeper.
857
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,720
(LAUGHTER)
858
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,440
Lloyd, do you know what it is?
859
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,400
Is it a rain gauge?
860
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:48,560
He's got it.
He's got it, a rain gauge.
861
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,920
Why do you need a rain gauge?
862
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:56,240
Because my dad loves logging
how much rain we've had.
863
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,520
And now you do.
864
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,160
I actually asked for
a golf range finder,
865
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,360
and he thought I said rain finder.
866
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,840
So, at Christmas,
I unpacked one of those.
867
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,840
Oh, cute.
868
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,320
And then he'll call me and say, how
much rain have you had at your place
869
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,720
And I'll say...tell him.
870
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,960
And he only lives three suburbs away
and he tells me how much he's had.
871
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,840
Is it different ever?
872
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,200
Yeah, it can be different.
873
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,920
It's very exciting.
Yeah.
874
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,040
This is how men show their love.
875
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,560
(LAUGHTER)
876
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,280
One drop at a time, Lloyd.
877
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,360
Let's see how many of our hundred
recognise that device.
878
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,680
21%. Soph gets the point
on that one.
879
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,000
There you go.
880
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,000
Let's have a look. One more device.
881
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,960
There it is there.
882
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,600
Without saying what it is,
hundred, have a look at it.
883
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,040
Do you recognise that?
Yes or no?
884
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,520
Panel, pop your answers in as well.
885
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:52,360
How many of our hundred do you
think recognise that device?
886
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,480
Results are coming in.
887
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,080
Results are in.
888
00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,520
Let's see what our panel said.
889
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,640
20%, Mike?
890
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,800
Yeah, I mean, that's...
I don't know what it is.
891
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,240
That's the thing I grabbed out
of the fridge at my sister's place
892
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,320
and drank out of it.
893
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,760
(LAUGHTER)
894
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:10,920
It was delicious.
895
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,080
And everyone freaked out.
896
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,640
I would have thought you
would know what it might be,
897
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,040
Lloyd, having a recent child?
898
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:23,880
Yes, yes. I think the scientific
name is a tit milker.
899
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,160
It is a breast pump. I thought
it was an air horn, originally.
900
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:30,840
(IMITATES HORN)
901
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,480
Um, let's see how many of our
hundred recognised that device.
902
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,640
88%. Soph with another win.
903
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,080
Well done.
904
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,160
Hands back on buzzers, guys.
905
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,520
20% of Australian parents
give their children a phone
906
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,840
for what reason?
907
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,280
For what...? Oh...
Soph.
908
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,240
To spy on them.
Oh, sorry. To locate them.
909
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,360
To locate them is right.
Yes, Soph, it is.
910
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,400
Oh...
911
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,720
Soph's on fire.
912
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,880
20% of Australian parents give
a phone to their kids to track them.
913
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,880
And I've said it before, some kids
are easier to track than others.
914
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,200
One. Two.
915
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,080
Three.
916
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,040
Four.
917
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,080
Five.
918
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,080
(LAUGHTER)
Where is she?
919
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,000
It's the end of the round.
920
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,280
But is there someone in our hundred
921
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,600
who does this,
tracking a lot of people?
922
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,600
There is. I want to see if they've
found anything mischievous.
923
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,280
That's straight after this.
Don't go anywhere.
924
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,440
Welcome back to The Hundred.
925
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,200
Before the break, we were talking
about phone tracking,
926
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:52,200
and it turns out Marcelle
is the master of doing this.
927
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,240
Marcelle. How many people
are you tracking?
928
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,880
About 15.
929
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,200
Oh!
930
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,880
And do they all know
that you're tracking them?
931
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,800
Uh, all but one.
932
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:03,800
Rea...?
Oh...
933
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,040
{\an8}It's a family app, and everyone
can see where everyone is,
934
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,520
so it works really well.
935
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:09,840
Has it got anyone into trouble?
936
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,640
No. It gives me
palpitations sometimes.
937
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:14,840
Why is that?
938
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,720
Youngest daughter, turning 18,
uh, running the wilds of,
939
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,200
uh, Sydney CBD and Paddington.
940
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,360
Oh, right, and would you sit
at home and try and watch
941
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:24,800
and see where she might be?
942
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,000
Well, she would want us to pick
her up at 3am in Oxford Street,
943
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,920
so we used to have to know
where she was.
944
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,000
Jeepers.
Hang on.
945
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,680
Can these people not turn it off?
946
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,040
They do it voluntarily.
They don't want to turn it off.
947
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,240
Mm. Would you let Josh track you?
948
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,080
Yeah. I want to be tracked.
949
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:40,560
I'm so... I get lost.
950
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,400
(LAUGHTER)
951
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,360
Marcelle, thank you so much
for sharing. Really appreciate it.
952
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,320
Thanks, Andy.
953
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,800
Wow, it's the end of the show.
It's been a huge one back.
954
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:55,480
And, uh, it's now time
to find out tonight's winner.
955
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,520
(AUDIENCE STIR MYSTERIOUSLY)
956
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,800
And tonight's winner will receive
957
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,240
the Prime Minister's parliamentary
security pass that he left behind.
958
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,280
(LAUGHTER)
Oh...
959
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,160
And that person is Sophie Monk.
960
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,400
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
961
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,040
Well done, Soph!
962
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:16,520
It's not about you three over there.
963
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,840
It's about the people up there.
964
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,200
And tonight on the show, we've
talked about snooping on phones,
965
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,440
tracking family members
and cheating husbands.
966
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,000
So, we thought it only fitting
to end the show
967
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:29,120
by finding Australia's
most sneaky person.
968
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,680
Hundred, I'm going to ask you
a series of questions.
969
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,160
If you answer yes
to these questions,
970
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,400
please leave your camera on.
971
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,760
If it's a no,
we'll see you next time.
972
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,920
Here we go.
973
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:46,680
If you've ever snuck food or drinks
into a cinema, leave your camera on.
974
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,880
Pretty much everybody.
975
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,960
(LAUGHTER)
976
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,360
It makes you feel less guilty.
977
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:54,360
Yeah. Fair enough.
978
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,680
OK. Hopefully, we can get
through a few more of these.
979
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:02,280
Um, if you currently use someone
else's streaming account
980
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,240
without them knowing,
leave your camera on.
981
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,960
Oh, heaps of people...
982
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,800
Oh, my gosh.
983
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,360
Any of you guys do that?
984
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,160
No. Heaps of people do it to me,
I think.
985
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,200
Yeah.
986
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,760
if you check into a hotel
and they've stayed logged in
987
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,360
to their, like, Amazon Prime...
It's fair game.
988
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,600
..I'm buying every movie on it.
989
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,160
(LAUGHTER)
990
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,440
Alright. We lost a bunch there.
991
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,880
If you've ever taken a work call
or Zoom while on holiday
992
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,640
and pretended you were working.
993
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,040
Yeah.
994
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,120
Gosh, a few people
have done that.
995
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,080
OK. Um, you sneaky critters.
996
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,240
If you've ever stolen alcohol
from your parent's stash,
997
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,840
this is obviously a while ago,
and replaced it with water.
998
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:56,960
Oh, yeah. Classic.
999
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,160
That old chestnut.
Yeah.
1000
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,960
Don't do it with vodka that lives
in the freezer, by the way.
1001
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,520
They can...
They can pick up on it.
1002
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,200
(LAUGHTER)
Yeah!
1003
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,600
Um, if you've ever
bought takeaway
1004
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,960
and passed it off
as your own home cooking.
1005
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:14,520
Oh...
1006
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,520
A few...
(LAUGHS)
1007
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:25,960
OK, if you have a hidden contact on
your phone saved under another name.
1008
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,560
Oh...
Oh!
1009
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:33,280
Oh!
(CHEERING)
1010
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:35,000
Tristan!
1011
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:36,960
No!
1012
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,520
(APPLAUSE)
1013
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:45,120
I'm not sure it's the honour you
wanted, but it's the honour you have
1014
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,360
You're Australia's
most sneaky person.
1015
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,240
You've got the opportunity, though,
to sign off tonight's show, Tristan.
1016
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:51,240
Go for it.
1017
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,760
No worries. Thank you.
1018
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,160
It's been a fantastic day.
Thanks, Albo.
1019
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:56,560
Bye, everybody.
1020
00:43:56,720 --> 00:44:00,200
On ya, Tristan, you sneaky guy.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1021
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,360
Huge thank you
to our fantastic guests tonight,
1022
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,320
Lloyd Langford, Sophie Monk
and Mike Goldstein.
1023
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,440
And, of course, the Prime Minister
of this country.
1024
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,600
If you missed any of that,
you can see it on 9Now.
1025
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,760
We'll see you next week. It's great
to be back. Goodnight, Australia.
1026
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,520
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1027
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:20,520
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