Tonight, 100 Australians from all walks of life are Zooming i
from across the country to be asked any question.
They'll be joined by Mike Goldstein, Sophie Monk and Lloyd Langford,
as well as the Prime Minister of Australia.
Whew, good get.
He's about to find out how many people recognise him.
It's all coming up on The Hundred with Andy Lee.
Hello, I'm Andy Lee and welcome back to Season 9 of The Hundred.
And they only ever said we'd last eight.
As always, I'm joined by a hundred people up there
who perfectly represent the cross-section of Australia.
So, according to the stats,
28 of you up there have cheated in a sporting match.
(SOPH GASPS) Hm, and I get it.
Sometimes, cheating can give you the edge.
(SOFT CHUCKLING)
(LAUGHTER)
Still missed. Still missed.
Tonight, it's a new season so I'm changing things up.
Not with my guests.
You've seen them all before, but with the way I introduce them,
surnames first.
It's Langford Lloyd.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Next, she was born in London,
but a DNA test proves she's 100% Gold Coast.
It's Monk Sophie. Thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
And, finally, a man who keeps changing his address
so I can't send him a letter of dismissal.
It's Goldstein Mike.
SOPH: Yeah. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Let's jump into our first round. Check this out.
Aussies spend a lot on dating.
In fact, we fork out over half a billion dollars a year
on dating apps and websites alone in search for the one.
And, you know, I think it's worth it
because, if you find that perfect person, magic can happen.
(WESTERN MUSIC, HORSE WHINNIES)
(LAUGHTER)
Yep, every pot has a lid, doesn't it?
So, pull out my chair and tell me I look pretty,
it's time to look at the stats on first dates.
Hands on buzzers, please, panel.
18% of Australians have ended their dinner date early
because their date was 'what'?
Soph. A bit of a dick.
(LAUGHTER)
True, but, no, not the answer on my card. Lloyd.
Because their date was pregnant.
(LAUGHTER)
"Yeah, I'm happy...
"I'm happy to split the bill, but not the parenting of this child."
What?
Has this happened to you?
No. OK. (LAUGHTER)
No, 18% of Australians have ended their dinner date early
because their date was 'what'?
Lloyd Langford.
(LAUGHTER)
18% of Australians... That's a lot of dates Lloyd's been on.
No, it's not that. 18% of Australian have ended their dinner date early
because their date was 'what'?
They eat with their mouth open.
He's got it. Yes. Oh...
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Points for Lloyd.
Next question.
To impress a first date,
16% of Aussies have gone overboard on 'what'?
Mike.
Research on the other person's social media.
Like, you ask something like,
"Oh, what a lovely trip you had in Barcelona in 2009.
"Beautiful bikinis."
Yes, you've got to be careful of that.
It's not that.
To impress a first date, 16% of Aussies
have gone overboard on 'what'?
They spend too much money. He's got it. Lloyd's got it.
OK.
Yeah.
16% Aussies spend outside their means on a first date
to try and impress them.
Has someone done that in our hundred
Matt?
Yeah. Hey, Matt.
Hi, everyone. Talk us through the date.
Um, we'd fairly recently come out of a pretty long COVID lockdown.
Yep.
I thought it would be a good idea to do a really nice meal.
Um, spent pretty big at Bennelong.
Bennelong. That's at the Opera House, isn't it?
A quite swanky restaurant.
Yeah. And so was this a first date?
Yep. First date.
Really? Are you able to tell us how much it set you back?
Yeah.
It was close to a couple of grand.
(ALL GASP) That's a full-on investment.
Like, it should be like, if you pay that much, you can sue for half.
Yeah. Almost, hey?
Matt, did you... you immediately regret it?
Did you know halfway through the dat that it wasn't going to work out
or was it a fun night?
No, it was a fun night.
It's just that, then, from that point on,
we had to go out pretty much every night for meals.
Oh. Of course, you set the precedent.
So, you still dated this person, but they expected this level.
Yeah. Oh, Matt.
How long did you date for, Matt?
Four months. Wow.
That's costly. Matt, thank you very much for sharing.
Thanks, Matt. We really appreciate it.
16% of Aussies have spent too much on a first date.
Just so you know, spending big doesn't always impress the date.
Oh, my God.
(LAUGHTER)
Next question.
To get a first date, 2% of Aussies have borrowed 'what'?
Soph.
One of those big fish that all the guys thinks is hot.
(LAUGHTER)
What do you...? It looks like the same fish.
It's just like everyone wants... Dating profile.
..the biggest fish, right?
Oh, yeah. You're talking about the profile pic.
Yeah. Does that mean you're like the man?
Incidentally, number-one turn-off of females
to males on a profile pic is a man holding a fish.
Surely, a fish holding a man would be more of a turn-off.
(LAUGHTER)
It's true. To get a first date, 2% of Aussies have borrowed 'what'?
Lloyd. Like, a dwarf butler.
They... They're probably below waist height. Um...
A dog. He's got it.
Is it? Yes.
They borrow a dog? Yeah.
2% of Aussies have borrowed a dog.
And then you say it died?
One of the most attractive things... Pardon?
And then you say it died? No.
Oh, on the next date? Yeah.
No, you can say that you were just taking care of the dog.
But it's one of the leading, most attractive things to see in a park..
Is it? ..is someone with a dog.
Shows that they care.
Has someone up there borrowed a dog to try and get a date?
It's a great way to start a relationship.
Ken. Ken's done it. Look at him.
How proud he is, as well. Ken.
Yeah, I, um, borrowed a friend's Labrador pup,
and I'd heard that supposedly it helps pick up women,
and, um...
took the dog for a walk and got a lot of attraction...
The dog did, not me.
(LAUGHTER)
And managed to get a phone number out of it.
Wow!
So... Yeah.
We're like, "Yes, you tricked her. Congratulations."
So, so, from this phone number, did you go on a few dates?
Yeah, we were together for, oh, a while,
but, I think after two weeks, she came over for the first time
and asked where the puppy was,
and I had to come clean and say, "Look, it wasn't mine.
"It was a friend's."
And she said, "Well, it worked."
Oh! There you go.
I reckon we need to up the percent of people doing it.
Thank you so much. Really appreciate it, Ken.
Amazing.
2% of Aussies have borrowed a dog to get a first date.
Some dogs would get more attention than others, I reckon.
(LAUGHTER)
Hell yeah. That dog looks smart.
Cute dog. It's got a little mini dog in its handbag, I think.
Um, next question.
55% of Aussies find what meal to be a first date red flag?
Soph.
Like, a vegan meal because that sets up...
You can't go to KFC.
You can't... you know, that's a lifestyle of no...
It's a lifestyle thing.
I agree with you, it would be a red flag for me,
but, no, broader than that.
Uh, is it Beef Wellington in Leongatha?
(LAUGHTER AND EXCLAMATIONS)
Yes, yes... Oh!
Is it spaghetti bolognese?
She's got it. Yes.
Spaghetti bolognese. Yes.
That shocks me. It's one of my favourites.
I feel like that's a turn-on. Yeah.
That is my death row meal.
Really? Yeah.
And then you can do the Lady and the Tramp trick.
Yes!
Yeah, well, 55% of Aussies find eating spaghetti bolognese
on a first date a red flag.
I mean, I don't think it is.
I'm even happy for my date to do this.
(LAUGHTER)
Direct!
Yep. Still got both his lips. Incredible.
Next question. 21% of first dates have led to what?
A pregnancy. No.
Oh. It's probably the opposite of that.
An abortion.
Oh...
(LAUGHTER) Sorry...
I mean, you're not wrong. Yeah.
(ANDY WHEEZES)
That's great. You got him. Oh...
I mean, it's so fair for you to say that
because that is probably the opposite, but...
(SHOCKED LAUGHTER)
No, it's...
Like, blocking each other on social media or...
Even, well, yeah, one step before that.
Like an argument.
She's got it. She's got it. Yes.
That's a lot.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry. You're right, you're right.
The opposite of pregnancy is not an argument.
Yeah, that's right.
21% of first dates have led to an argument.
And you can tell when the date is heading in that direction.
Oh, no. He's way too into it.
You can't celebrate that hard, man.
It's the end of the round.
But this is exciting. Our special guest tonight is this fellow.
I'm keen to know how many in our Hundred recognise him.
Do you at home? I'm certainly drawing a blank.
Anyway, we'll find out if our Hundred do
straight after the break, don't go anywhere.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Welcome back to The Hundred.
Let's do a quick check of the scores
Ooh, it's close at the top.
Still anyone's game.
OK, sitting next to me right now is a fairly important person.
I better introduce them. Hello, important person.
G'day. Great to see you.
Hello, important person, from over here, respectfully.
Hey, Soph. I haven't mentioned you by name yet,
because the first part of any guest coming on our show
is, I say to the hundred, how many of you recognise this person?
So, pop your answers in, hundred.
And how many people do you think might recognise you?
If it's not high, I'm in trouble.
(LAUGHTER)
That's probably true. Yeah.
Alright. It's coming in.
How many of our hundred recognised our special guest?
98%.
Wow!
Well, it's... It's the highest I've ever had.
Just so you know. Yeah.
Who are the two people who are leaving...
who are leaving Australia at this point in time?
They're allowed to remain anonymous up there.
But did someone want to tell us who our special guest is?
Matt.
Matt, who is it?
Ladies and gentlemen, the reigning, defending, undisputed prime minister
of Australia, Anthony Albanese.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Well done.
Gee. I couldn't have done it better myself.
He's correct. The Prime Minister of Australia, Anthony Albanese.
Welcome, my friend, and thank you so much for being here.
Can I get Matt to come around with us? Introduce us in that way.
He's a pretty good hype man.
Um, am I allowed to call you Albo? Sure.
OK. Albo. Doesn't feel right, does it?
Um, Mr Prime Minister, I've written a series of questions on these cards
You haven't seen those questions yet OK.
But they're for you to ask the hundred.
Panel, you have to guess how many of the hundred will say yes
to Albo's... Mr Albo.
..Albo's questions?
Um, take it away, Mr Prime Minister. OK.
In Australia, it's compulsory to vote.
Pause. I want to ask you, do you think that's a good idea?
It is a great idea because it means that just like government decisions
affect everyone, everyone should have a say in them.
And if you don't do that, you get to appeal to extremes
'cause you've got to get people out emotionally to get them to vote,
whereas it makes it more mainstream.
OK. Yeah.
And you also get sausages, as well, don't you?
Yeah. One of the great benefits.
I mean, we have seen what can happen
if it's not compulsory to vote.
# It's a celebration I get so excited. #
(LAUGHTER)
What do you really think of him?
No, no.
He's the president of the United States.
And I noticed that Sophie and Lloyd didn't have to stand up
and salute when I walked in.
What is appropriate protocol? Is there a certain...?
Like, bow? Is it a bow? Is it a curtsy?
I reckon one of the great things about Australia is that there isn't
that protocol, is that we're, you know, we're just
all people and all equals.
And people just say hi.
Yep. Nice. Fist bump occasionally?
Nice. Done.
What's the rest of the question, Albo?
Oh, OK. I forgot what the first part was.
Yes.
What percent of the hundred wouldn't vote if they didn't have to?
Pop your answers in, hundred.
What percent of you wouldn't bother voting if you didn't have to?
Panel, how many of them will say yes to that,
that they wouldn't bother?
Results are coming in from our hundred.
Results are in. Let's see what the panel think.
Ooh, just 5% you reckon, Mike?
Yeah, I think 5% wouldn't do it because either they can't figure out
the mail-in ballots or they're not allowed around primary schools.
(LAUGHTER)
If he...
Got a chuckle out of the big guy.
30% for you, Lloyd.
I mean, I'm not allowed to vote
because I'm not a citizen, but I just go for the...
Well, you know who can change that?
(LAUGHTER)
Can you? Oh, he can.
See us after the show.
Alright, let's see how many of our hundred
wouldn't vote if it wasn't compulsory.
27%.
Lloyd gets the points on that one. Lloyd!
Does that...? Is that alarming?
Is that what you thought it might be
I was hoping it would be lower, but fair enough.
That's why it should be compulsory.
What's your next question, please, Prime Minister?
In my job, I often have to work with people
I don't always see eye to eye with.
Yes. Pause, pause, pause. Oh, like who?
No, we won't go down that path.
But I'm sure, within Australia and also overseas,
you have...meet people with differing opinions.
But what you're very good at, I've noticed, and most politicians are,
is, when the camera's around, you've got to go to,
everything's fine face, don't you? You do.
You do? Yes. You do.
In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing it live.
I was going to say, you stay there, Prime Minister.
Say, if I'm a dignitary or a foreign leader,
that you don't really like that much
But I'm coming to greet you.
The cameras are on.
Let's see how good his fake face is.
OK. Right.
(REGAL MUSIC)
(LAUGHTER)
It's very good.
Who's got the weakest hand...? Macron.
No!
Oh...
In politics, do you whisper in each other's ear like,
"You're a dickhead?"
Yes.
Is it a little bit like that when you handshake?
No, there's no sweet nothings in ears.
Oh, OK. No.
Alright. What's the rest of the question?
What percent of the hundred
have pretended to like someone just to get something?
Pop your answers in, hundred.
How many of you have pretended to like someone
in order to get something?
Panel, do the same.
Is this happening regularly?
The results are in from our hundred.
Let's see what our panel came up with.
You're the highest, Lloyd. 80%.
Yeah.
I won't name the person,
but the thing I got is a partnership visa.
Oh!
(LAUGHTER)
The thing you had, you should've...
(LAUGHTER)
Let's see what our hundred think.
How many of you had to pretend to like someone just to get something?
34%.
They're more honest than we thought. Soph gets the points on that one.
Next question for you, Albo.
I DJ at bars and fundraisers.
Yeah, pause, pause.
No, actually? Yes, he does.
Yeah. And we've got some vision.
Let's have a look.
(DANCE MUSIC)
No, no, he's not.
(BEAT KICKS IN)
Wasn't the most confident I've seen a DJ when the beat dropped.
Well, you know, there were cameras on me.
He's humble. He's a humble DJ.
So, how often do you get to do this pastime?
I haven't done it for a while 'cause I'm busy with other things.
But I used to do it a fair bit for fundraisers for a charity largely
called Reclink. Yep.
And they do work with homeless people, young people,
essentially, getting them engaged through the arts and sport.
Right. Amazing.
What was your DJ name?
DJ Albo.
Oh... Yes.
Do you have a go-to banger?
I try to do audience participation songs.
You take requests? No, no.
Songs they'll sing along with. Yeah, OK.
Get into. What's the number one?
'Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?'
(LAUGHTER)
What's the next?
That gets the crowd going. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
That's the greatest.
Amazing.
And for some reason, people sing along back to that.
What's the rest of the question, please, Albo?
How many of the hundred have a hobby that surprises people?
Well, we certainly got surprised by yours.
Pop your answers in, hundred.
How many of you have got a hobby
that people would be surprised to hear about?
The results are in. Let's see what our panel came up with.
Ooh, you're the highest, Soph, 40%.
Yeah. I think everyone's got a secret talent.
What would your secret hobby be? 'Cause I reckon I know it.
I was very surprised when you told me that you sit at home gaming.
Oh, yes, I thought you were going to say
I play two recorders in harmony up my nose.
(LAUGHTER)
And in perfect harmony.
No one wants to see it. But...
But I am a gamer.
Yeah, a gamer. 25%, Lloyd, you reckon?
Yeah, I think some of them look like they have a hobby
that would really surprise the local chief of police
when he finally... finally cracks the case.
Yes.
Mike, 30% for you.
Yeah, I think a lot of people have hobbies
they might be slightly embarrassed about,
like magic or cosplay or DJing as a 62-year-old man.
(LAUGHTER)
Let's see from our hundred.
How many of you have a hobby
that people would be surprised to hear about?
17%. Lloyd gets the points on that one, Lloyd.
It's the end of the round and we've got to let our guest go.
Of course, he's got more important things to do,
including firing his media manager for letting him on this show.
But thank you so much for coming in, Anthony Albanese.
Thanks.
More of The Hundred straight after this.
Welcome back to our first episode of The Hundred for this season,
and it's time to grab a drink and jump into the pub test.
In this round, I'm going to present the hundred
with a bunch of different scenarios.
Panel, you have to decide whether or not
these scenarios are fair and reasonable.
In other words, do they pass the pub test?
Bottoms up, hundred.
Cheers. Cheers.
Big ears.
No, that wasn't... No, and you.
I didn't mean that personally. You've got little ears, actually.
If anything, they're too small.
Let's jump into it.
Our first question. Yes or no?
Can you break up with someone just before Christmas?
Let's say a week out?
Is it OK to break up with someone a week before Christmas?
Results are in. Let's see.
Are the panel unanimous? They are. You all say yes.
I feel like it's the perfect time to do it because you're around family.
You know, like, you got time to...
You're going to look hot because you get new presents, new clothes.
You go out. Everyone's... It's summer.
It's probably the perfect time to be dumped.
Yeah, it's one less gift to buy.
Yeah. Yeah.
You've probably already bought the gift, though,
a week out and you've got...
That's why you break up with them. You don't have a gift yet.
Let's see what our hundred think.
Is it OK to break up with someone a week before Christmas?
75% say yes.
You guys, you're on the money. Well done. Points all round.
Who in the hundred has gone through a break-up close to Christmas?
Melanie.
Hey, Melanie. Yes.
Hey, Melanie. How close was it?
About five days.
I can't believe all of you were saying that's OK.
It's not OK, is it?
I'm with you, Melanie. It's never OK.
Wait, did you do the breaking up or you got broken up with?
No. I was the one that got dumped.
Um, he asked me to come to his work Christmas party.
Yeah.
And on the way home from the Christmas party
told me that he didn't want to continue the relationship.
Ooh... Oh. That's horrible.
Melanie, just quickly... Yeah.
Did you do something at the Christmas party?
Yeah.
Well, that's what I'm trying to think of. I don't think so.
You don't think so. No, he just had it in his mind.
OK, so that's what he wanted to tell you.
And what kind of preparation had you had for that Christmas
with his family or between the two of you?
Yeah, with his family.
So, I'd gone and bought all his family Christmas presents.
Um, and when he came up to pick up his stuff,
I actually gave him the presents 'cause I'm a nice one.
Oh, no, no. Yeah.
Melanie, I'm glad he's out of your life.
Thanks so much for sharing.
Thank you.
I'm surprised at that. Poor her.
75% of the hundred think it's fine to break up at Christmas time.
I mean, it's an emotional period.
You can usually tell the ones that have recently
gone through a tough time.
(LAUGHTER)
Whoa. That's personal.
A young Melanie taking it out on her...
Next question for the pub, everybody
Yes or no?
Is it OK to sing along at a concert,
or are you ruining it for those around you?
Is it OK to sing along at a concert?
Pop your answers in. Panel, do the same.
Results are in. Let's see what the panel think. Ooh.
Mike, you think no. Well, I do think it depends as well.
Like, on one hand, I don't want some idiot to ruin a song I like.
If I wanted that, I'd watch Australian Idol, right?
(LAUGHTER)
But, on the other hand, I think it's fine.
Unless it's a rap concert
and you're hitting certain words a little too enthusiastically.
Fair call.
Let's see what our hundred think.
Is it OK to sing along at a concert?
93% say yes.
Soph gets the points on that one.
That's why people go. Yeah.
Um, next one.
This is for those who like to snoop.
Is it okay, hundred, yes or no,
to read a partner's text messages without them knowing?
Results coming in.
Results are in. Let's see what our panel think.
Mike! Mm.
You think yes?
Yeah. It's called taking an interest in her life.
(LAUGHTER)
Yeah. Very romantic. Yeah.
You're a no, Lloyd?
I just... I mean, I can't be bothered
reading my own text messages.
It feels like additional admin.
Yeah, I hear that. Soph, you're no as well.
No, 'cause I'll go till I'll find something that I don't want to find.
Yeah, have you done it before? And it won't even be that bad.
Yeah, but you misconstrue things in words and emojis
can mean something else. Yeah.
You know? Yeah.
It's pretty intense in there. Don't go in there.
No, don't go in there. Yeah.
Alright, hundred, how many think it's OK
to look at a partner's text messages without them knowing?
Yeah. 72% say no.
You two get the points in that one. Bad luck, Mike.
72% of the hundred think it's not OK to read a partner's texts.
Sometimes, it's hard not to read their text messages.
Oh, the big font will give you away.
Oh!
Oh...
Oh, no. Is that Anthony Albanese?
It did look like that.
It's closing time, but I'd love to know,
is there someone up there that has found something that they didn't lik
when going through a partner's phone
There is. Well, we'll get that straight after the break.
Don't go anywhere.
Welcome back to The Hundred.
Before the break, we were chatting phone snooping,
and, Belle, you got a bit of a surprise
when you went through someone's phone.
Who was it, Belle? He was my ex-partner.
OK. But he was your partner at the time?
Yes, he was.
Um, I actually found out he was cheating on me.
OK.
It was a message from her letting someone know that she was pregnant.
MIKE: Eugh!
Oh, God. That's... Right. So...
I was actually... I was actually a month pregnant, too, myself, so...
Oh! Oh, my God.
Gosh. This guy.
What a fertile man.
(LAUGHTER)
When did we turn into Jerry Springer?
I know!
But, so, Belle, did you see the notification come up?
And that was the girl's name?
Yes.
And was he not around? So you went, "I'll have a quick look at this."
Yes, that's right. He was in the shower at the time.
How do you confront someone... In the shower?
Like, do you go in the shower?
Do you wait for them to come out?
Do you wait for them to dry and then you can bring it up?
Oh, yeah, I waited for him to get dressed and stuff
because I thought that, if he was going to, you know, run out
or whatever, he would just run out.
I didn't want him to be naked, obviously.
That's nice of you. That's nice.
Yes, I had confronted him and, yeah, he was denial of it.
But, you know, you can't deny these things.
Yeah, right. It turned out to be true.
So, was it... Is it an instant break-up for you?
I mean, he's going to be the father of your child.
So, how do you try and reconcile that in your brain?
Um, yeah, it was an instant break-up.
I have two kids with him as well.
So, this was our third.
Um...
So, but, yeah, nuh, I just couldn't do it. It was too much.
Well, good for you, Belle. SOPH: You could...
Thank you so much for sharing. We really appreciate it.
Thank you. Yeah.
Amazing.
Great.
It's time to play a brand new game for this season.
It's called Servicing the Stars.
In this game, we're going to meet a member of our hundred
who has done some work for a celebrity.
Panel, from a line-up of celebrities
you have to try and guess which celebrity it was.
So, first up playing is Annie. Hello, Annie.
Hey. Hey.
Annie is a beautician,
and she waxed a notable Australian celebrity from 'Neighbours'.
Waxed. Waxed.
I hope it wasn't Bouncer.
(LAUGHTER)
It wasn't Bouncer, but it could have been one of these four people.
Was it Delta Goodrem?
Was it Holly Valance?
Was it Madeleine West?
Or was it Ryan Maloney?
Eugh. (LAUGHTER)
Who...? I feel rude asking, but where...?
What area did you wax?
So, I waxed a half leg and lip and eyebrows.
Ah. Eyebrows.
Soph, do you wax eyebrows?
Yeah.
If you get, like, monobrows, and underneath,
you get hairs that come down your cheeks sometimes.
OK. Yeah, nice.
If you...
(LAUGHTER)
If you did wax everywhere,
would you have to work around this person's toadfish?
(LAUGHTER)
No...
Was it the first time you'd waxed this celebrity
or were they a regular client?
Um, became a regular client.
But, yes, that was the very first time. I was so nervous.
Yeah. Ah.
Don't you have, like, a code of secrecy? Like a...
I was thinking that. A waxer's pact or something.
You just...
I was hoping 'cause we're gonna find out who has a moustache.
(LAUGHTER)
Well, no, they don't, if you go and see Annie.
Used to. Yeah. Yes.
Any other questions?
How was this person to deal with?
Were they nice? Were they rude?
Yeah, really, really lovely. Yeah. Really nice.
Has Holly Valance gone...?
Is she the one that's gone really right wing?
Oh. I don't... Yeah.
Really? Yeah, she's really wealthy now.
I'm just wondering if you waxed off a very small moustache.
Oh! (LAUGHTER)
Oh, gosh. I may or may not have done that.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Alright.
Let's pop our answers in.
Uh, who do you think it was?
Delta, Holly, Madeleine or Ryan?
Oh, it's hard. Who would have a moustache?
And I'm not judging 'cause I have a little one myself.
Mm.
I didn't have to say that at all, did I?
But we appreciate it.
I'm like, why did I volunteer that info? Um...
OK. Let's see what our panel have come up with.
Ooh. Two Hollies and a Delta.
Why do you say Holly, Soph?
She's so perfect. I'm just hoping she's a bit hairy.
(LAUGHTER)
Uh, Annie, who was your celebrity customer?
It was Madeleine West.
Oh! There you go.
None of you get the points. Oh, none of us got it.
Annie, thank you so much for joining us.
Really appreciate it. You're welcome. Bye.
We've got time for one more.
Our final worker, Sabian. How are you, Sabian?
Good, mate, how are you? Hey, Sabe.
Sabian works in a phone shop,
and he fixed a mobile phone for one of these celebrities.
Was it Eric Bana?
Was it Kyle Sandilands?
Was it Hugo Weaving?
Or was it Russell Crowe?
Oh! Oh!
And they just rocked up themselves and handed it to you?
So they didn't have a helper.
Did this person break their phone by throwing it at somebody?
(LAUGHTER)
They'd been pushed into a pool.
Oh, he'd been pushed into a pool and hence it had malfunctioned.
How many people did it take to push them into the pool?
Why would you ask that question?
I'm just trying to rule out Sandilands.
(LAUGHTER)
Did you get a glimpse of anything that was on the phone?
Yeah, the phone came in dead and I spent an hour with him
getting it up and running again so we could back up his photos.
Oh, so you saw some of the photos?
Yep.
Gee, you wouldn't want to see Kyle Sandilands' phone.
(LAUGHTER)
Was it...? Was there some risque photos in there?
I did see them with a friend in their budgie smugglers.
Oh!
Great. Gee, that paints an interesting picture, doesn't it?
I'm so confused now. Yeah.
I hope it's Bana.
OK, guys, that's all the information we've got from Sabian.
Pop your answers in.
Bana, Sandilands, Weaving or Crowe.
(DRAMATIC, PLAYFUL GASPS)
The panel, what have you come up with?
You're both all surprised.
You all think Weaving. Yeah.
Why Weaving, Lloyd?
I just felt like, of those four,
he was probably the most likely to just go in on his own
to fix his phone.
Also, I reckon the easiest to get into a pool.
(LAUGHTER)
Sabian, who was your celebrity customer?
It was Hugo Weaving.
You all got it!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
I love Hugo Weaving.
Is he as great as I would hope?
Yeah, he was a legend.
I heard he asked after me again later after I'd left that store.
Amazing. Sabian, thank you so much. Really appreciate it.
That completes Servicing the Stars.
Stick around, though, because after the break we'll find out
how many Aussies have a robot at home.
So, we'll see you then.
Welcome back to The Hundred. The scores are up there.
Still anyone's game.
Oh, Lloyd!
On to our next topic.
I saw an article this week that reminded me
that some technological devices certainly make our lives easier,
but don't always make them better.
It was a story about a professional footballer
whose wife caught him cheating when she saw him and his mistress
through their remote doorbell camera
Silly boy. I know.
I mean, there's foolproof ways to sneak around doorbell cameras.
(LAUGHTER)
So, plug in, power up,
and let's look at the stats on devices.
Hands on buzzers, please, panel.
8% of Aussies sleep with what piece of technology?
Soph.
The breathing device that stops you snoring.
She's got it. Yeah, a sleep apnoea machine.
8% of us have a sleep apnoea machine
Is there someone up there that sleeps like Darth Vader?
Kira.
It is me. I am Darth Vader.
I like how you're in black as well. This is great.
Um, Kira, when did you start using a sleep apnoea machine?
Oh, about 18 months ago.
I did a bit of a health overhaul after getting diagnosed with MS,
so checked everything else out. Wow.
And my partner was like, "How about you check out that snoring?"
So, I did the sleep test, found out I had sleep apnoea,
and became Darth Vader.
And is the machine awesome?
Like, do you have great dreams?
-It's the best thing. -Is it?
Yeah. It's the best thing I've ever done.
And as crazy as it is and weird,
I've never slept better in my life.
I thought you were going to say the sex better than ever.
No, not at all.
Even I don't want to look at my own reflection with it on.
Like, I've got it here. Like, look at...
It's weird... No. Yes.
So, I'll sit there and read for a while and then turn the light off.
And then don't even look at myself when I put it on.
But then I love myself when I wake up 'cause it's...had the best sleep.
'Cause you've slept. Unbelievable. Thank you so much.
Really appreciate it, Kira.
8% of Aussies have a sleep apnoea machine.
You can tell when someone needs one.
(SNORING LIKE A DRONE)
(LAUGHTER)
Oh.
Yes. Yeah.
The next question involves some pictures, guys.
What percent of the hundred can identify these devices?
I'll put the device up.
Have a look, hundred.
Who knows what that is? It's a simple yes, no.
What percent of them know what that is, do you think?
Results going in behind that picture
The results are in. Let's have a loo at what the panel come up with.
Would it help you to say that I've got one?
You have one? I've got one.
Is it vintage?
No. Oh.
(LAUGHTER)
I've replaced it. I've upgraded along the ride.
Mike, do you know what it is?
I have no idea, it looks like a budget Alexa
and a drug dealer's beeper.
(LAUGHTER)
Lloyd, do you know what it is?
Is it a rain gauge?
He's got it. He's got it, a rain gauge.
Why do you need a rain gauge?
Because my dad loves logging how much rain we've had.
And now you do.
I actually asked for a golf range finder,
and he thought I said rain finder.
So, at Christmas, I unpacked one of those.
Oh, cute.
And then he'll call me and say, how much rain have you had at your place
And I'll say...tell him.
And he only lives three suburbs away and he tells me how much he's had.
Is it different ever?
Yeah, it can be different.
It's very exciting. Yeah.
This is how men show their love.
(LAUGHTER)
One drop at a time, Lloyd.
Let's see how many of our hundred recognise that device.
21%. Soph gets the point on that one.
There you go.
Let's have a look. One more device.
There it is there.
Without saying what it is, hundred, have a look at it.
Do you recognise that? Yes or no?
Panel, pop your answers in as well.
How many of our hundred do you think recognise that device?
Results are coming in.
Results are in.
Let's see what our panel said.
20%, Mike?
Yeah, I mean, that's... I don't know what it is.
That's the thing I grabbed out of the fridge at my sister's place
and drank out of it.
(LAUGHTER)
It was delicious.
And everyone freaked out.
I would have thought you would know what it might be,
Lloyd, having a recent child?
Yes, yes. I think the scientific name is a tit milker.
It is a breast pump. I thought it was an air horn, originally.
(IMITATES HORN)
Um, let's see how many of our hundred recognised that device.
88%. Soph with another win.
Well done.
Hands back on buzzers, guys.
20% of Australian parents give their children a phone
for what reason?
For what...? Oh... Soph.
To spy on them. Oh, sorry. To locate them.
To locate them is right. Yes, Soph, it is.
Oh...
Soph's on fire.
20% of Australian parents give a phone to their kids to track them.
And I've said it before, some kids are easier to track than others.
One. Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
(LAUGHTER) Where is she?
It's the end of the round.
But is there someone in our hundred
who does this, tracking a lot of people?
There is. I want to see if they've found anything mischievous.
That's straight after this. Don't go anywhere.
Welcome back to The Hundred.
Before the break, we were talking about phone tracking,
and it turns out Marcelle is the master of doing this.
Marcelle. How many people are you tracking?
About 15.
Oh!
And do they all know that you're tracking them?
Uh, all but one.
Rea...? Oh...
It's a family app, and everyone can see where everyone is,
so it works really well.
Has it got anyone into trouble?
No. It gives me palpitations sometimes.
Why is that?
Youngest daughter, turning 18, uh, running the wilds of,
uh, Sydney CBD and Paddington.
Oh, right, and would you sit at home and try and watch
and see where she might be?
Well, she would want us to pick her up at 3am in Oxford Street,
so we used to have to know where she was.
Jeepers. Hang on.
Can these people not turn it off?
They do it voluntarily. They don't want to turn it off.
Mm. Would you let Josh track you?
Yeah. I want to be tracked.
I'm so... I get lost.
(LAUGHTER)
Marcelle, thank you so much for sharing. Really appreciate it.
Thanks, Andy.
Wow, it's the end of the show. It's been a huge one back.
And, uh, it's now time to find out tonight's winner.
(AUDIENCE STIR MYSTERIOUSLY)
And tonight's winner will receive
the Prime Minister's parliamentary security pass that he left behind.
(LAUGHTER) Oh...
And that person is Sophie Monk.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Well done, Soph!
It's not about you three over there.
It's about the people up there.
And tonight on the show, we've talked about snooping on phones,
tracking family members and cheating husbands.
So, we thought it only fitting to end the show
by finding Australia's most sneaky person.
Hundred, I'm going to ask you a series of questions.
If you answer yes to these questions,
please leave your camera on.
If it's a no, we'll see you next time.
Here we go.
If you've ever snuck food or drinks into a cinema, leave your camera on.
Pretty much everybody.
(LAUGHTER)
It makes you feel less guilty.
Yeah. Fair enough.
OK. Hopefully, we can get through a few more of these.
Um, if you currently use someone else's streaming account
without them knowing, leave your camera on.
Oh, heaps of people...
Oh, my gosh.
Any of you guys do that?
No. Heaps of people do it to me, I think.
Yeah.
if you check into a hotel and they've stayed logged in
to their, like, Amazon Prime... It's fair game.
..I'm buying every movie on it.
(LAUGHTER)
Alright. We lost a bunch there.
If you've ever taken a work call or Zoom while on holiday
and pretended you were working.
Yeah.
Gosh, a few people have done that.
OK. Um, you sneaky critters.
If you've ever stolen alcohol from your parent's stash,
this is obviously a while ago, and replaced it with water.
Oh, yeah. Classic.
That old chestnut. Yeah.
Don't do it with vodka that lives in the freezer, by the way.
They can... They can pick up on it.
(LAUGHTER) Yeah!
Um, if you've ever bought takeaway
and passed it off as your own home cooking.
Oh...
A few... (LAUGHS)
OK, if you have a hidden contact on your phone saved under another name.
Oh... Oh!
(CHEERING)
Tristan!
No!
(APPLAUSE)
I'm not sure it's the honour you wanted, but it's the honour you have
You're Australia's most sneaky person.
You've got the opportunity, though, to sign off tonight's show, Tristan.
Go for it.
No worries. Thank you.
It's been a fantastic day. Thanks, Albo.
Bye, everybody.
On ya, Tristan, you sneaky guy. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Huge thank you to our fantastic guests tonight,
Lloyd Langford, Sophie Monk and Mike Goldstein.
And, of course, the Prime Minister of this country.
If you missed any of that, you can see it on 9Now.
We'll see you next week. It's great to be back. Goodnight, Australia.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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