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This is Conrad.
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And yes, he's matching
the color of eggs
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he's about to break
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so he can make
delicious popovers,
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just like he has every morning
for the last 3,525 days.
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I'm Will, by the way,
Conrad's best friend.
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We met in the fifth grade when
he lined up his M&Ms by color
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before he would eat them.
Yeah, he still does that.
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Let's not even talk about
his sock drawer
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or his five different
toothbrushes
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or the long list of
librarians, proofreaders,
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and drill sergeants
he's dumped
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because they weren't
exacting enough.
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This will make a whole lot
more sense later on
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because you see, today,
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Conrad's compulsive routine
meets its match.
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Oh, shoot! I gotta go.
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That's Conrad's boss Frank
coming in.
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-Late, and you're
using my oven.
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You want maybe I should
throw you in there too.
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-Sorry, Frank. I got here early
and lost track of time--
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-Yeah, if Regina sees those
piece of crap popovers,
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you'll be looking for
your next paycheck elsewhere.
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Now, next door,
pick this up.
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I need the mushroom powder
in ten minutes
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before Regina gets here,
or. you're a dead man.
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Nine minutes 50 seconds,
you're still here.
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-I need a steamed
almond milk latte,
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with almond like
only a fifth full,
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with a teaspoon
of cinnamon and milk,
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and a half packet of sugar,
but brown sugar,
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and several pumps of vanilla.
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Oh, and a few more things.
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A tall flat white--
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-Okay, tall?
We don't speak Starbucks here.
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-I was just reading off
the list, dude. Calm down.
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And, then a medium flat white,
a caramel macchiato,
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and I think
it's a regular coffee,
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it just says "R COFFEE".
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-No, no, no, no, you know.
Totally, what's this?
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-Excuse you?
-Sorry.
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-Conrad, do you have
any other place to be?
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I have a long line and you're
falling on my counter
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like it's an ATM
at a strip club.
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-Hi. Yes, no.
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Frank needs a carton
of heavy cream and.
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.that powder thing.
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-What powder thing?
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-Ah, yes. That.
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-Yeah, I can't read that.
That's in hieroglyphics.
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What does that say?
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-Excuse me, Mr. Conrad,
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can't you just call
Frank whoever and ask him?
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-Yeah, and can you do it today,
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because we have people
who have places to go.
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Dude, hurry up.
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-It says Lion's Mane
Mushroom Powder,
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and trust me, it's amazing.
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-That's not a mushroom.
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-It's not?
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-Of course,
that's the powder he wants.
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-It is?
-It is.
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-Okay, Conrad, do it today
because we are online--
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-Are you sure about this?
-And I hate you.
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-It didn't say unicorn's mane.
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-Okay, that will be
100 dollars,
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15 dollars for the cream,
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and 85 dollars for
the five ounces of powder.
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-I hope you're right.
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-I'm always right.
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-Oh, I. really
like your confidence.
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-I noticed.
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-And I have to have confidence.
I'm an influencer.
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-You don't say?
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-Yes, my job is to convince
the rest of the world
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that I'm better than they are,
that I know everything,
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and that they absolutely
have to have what I'm pimping.
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You bought it, didn't you?
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Ah!
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-Ah, would you mind
if I text you
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when I get back to work
just to--
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-Have your boss
tell me thank you?
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-Confirm that I'm not fired.
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-Give me your phone.
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-Uh, umm.
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-You just trusted me
with your boss's money,
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so I hope you can trust me
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with your own personal
electronic device.
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-Otherwise, that kinda
makes you a butthole, dude.
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-You know, you're kind of bossy.
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-And you're kind of
running out of time.
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And you're holding up the line.
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-Gigi here is going to go postal
if she doesn't get
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her Happy Sparkle latte
in T-5 minutes.
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-Yeah, don't let this
polka-dot dress fool you.
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I can crush your neck
with one quick squeeze.
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I'm a ninja.
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-Hi, Conrad, I'm Molly.
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Tell your eccentric boss,
you're welcome.
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-Boss. Oh, crap.
Look, I gotta go.
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-Thank you. Thank you.
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-My favorite ladies.
The usual?
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- Oh, no! That's it.
You're done.
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I've had it to here.
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One more scratch, and
it's weed-killer for you.
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Man, ten years.
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Ten years I've been fighting
this losing battle.
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-Hey, Tommy, I have something
Frank asked me to get.
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-What you want me
to do with that?
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Put it in the tree?
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Kid.
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-And now, for Conrad's
famous secret specialty.
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Take a stick of butter,
swirl the pan with it and--
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-You better not be
using steel wool
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in the cast iron pan, boy.
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-Steel wool, are you nuts?
Is he nuts?
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-Sorry, guys, I can just
put it in the dishwasher.
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-Dishwasher,
do you have a death wish?
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Does he have a death wish?
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-Okay, I got it.
I can just, you know--
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-Listen to me,
you touch that pan once more
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without asking,
and I will break your fingers.
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Nobody touches that pan
but Regina.
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-Okay, I'm certainly
attached to my finger so.
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Uh-oh.
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-I'm kind of
attached to them too.
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Delish.
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Can't let a good mesa
go to waste.
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You get my powder, you Boy-O?
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-It's in the bag there, Reg.
Right, Boy-O?
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-Yeah, yeah.
-Move.
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-It's in the bag?
-Yeah.
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-What the hell is this shit?
-So sorry.
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There was this girl in line,
she said she was always right.
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-What girl?
-Look.
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Look at this.
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Look. There's
a ladybug in there.
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-Oh god, Tommy.
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-That's good luck, right?
Take it out.
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-That's it?
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Just that cost you
100 smackers?
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-Tommy,
you done out there yet?
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-No, I'm not done yet.
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-I'll handle those bitches.
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-It was 85 for the powder,
and 15 for the cream.
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He didn't charge me
for the ladybug.
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-That's highway robbery.
That's highway robbery!
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-It's fine.
It's good, it's fine.
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This is really good stuff.
It's okay.
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-Who knew fungi
was so expensive?
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-That's a whole monster
rabbit hole for another time.
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This stuff, this stuff,
Frank, is medicinal.
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Go get the mop, Conny boy.
Santo had another accident.
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-Uh.
-Would you look at this?
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-No.
-Come on boy, gotta move.
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-Medicinal, really?
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-Yeah, it's medicinal.
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Find yourself
in California..
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-You never would've
ordered this crap
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if we had stayed home
in New York where we belong.
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What are you
talking about?
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This is a restaurant.
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-You were right
about the powder.
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It's for the restaurant.
What are you talking about?
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But it's not food.
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Man,
you're such a grouch.
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- You're a grouch.
- Well, grouch is my--
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Yay! And not fired.
Congratulations.
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-Can I treat you to coffee
to thank you?
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You're a grouch.
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I still don't know
how you could read that.
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-A girl never
reveals her secret.
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-So what made you want to be?
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-He's not bothering you, Molly?
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Need me to rough him up?
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-I'm good, Hal, but thank you.
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-Why does everyone
keep threatening me, anyway?
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-Because you're pretty
and they're jealous?
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-Molly's my favorite,
she comes here every day.
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Piss her off,
and you piss me off.
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-So, what kind of
influencer are you?
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-Beauty products.
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They sent me new products
to try out,
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and I use them, and comment,
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and give an overall review
on a live stream.
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-And that pays your bills?
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-Restaurant boy.
So what's that all about?
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-Oh. Actually,
I want to be a chef one day.
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I love to cook.
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-Does it love you?
-What?
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- Meaning, are you any good?
- I think I am.
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-Uh-huh.
You want to be impulsive?
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-Huh?
-Lake Balboa.
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It's breezy, it's pretty,
and they have a fish.
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-Wait, only one fish?
-You drive.
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-What? Right now?
-No, next month.
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Come on.
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It's beautiful.
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-It certainly is.
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I don't think
I've been here before.
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-Your loss, it's my favorite.
Come on.
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-What? Oh!
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-Hi! I'm Molly,
and I want a pretzel, please.
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-Hi, I'm Jack,
and, you could do better.
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Perfectly salted pretzel
for a perfect little lady.
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-You're lucky
I don't condone violence.
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-You're lucky that I didn't
drink milk growing up.
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-Can I have some
ketchup too, please?
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-You know, it was,
so nice to meet you.
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Cash.
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This is the fish,
by the way.
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Oh!
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-Sorry.
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Okay, you look like you're
sucking on your own blood.
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Ketchup with a pretzel?
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-Yup.
-That's not how that works.
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-It's not?
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-Even that guy over there
agreed with me.
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-It's bread, isn't it?
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Like a hotdog bun,
or a hamburger bun?
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Who cares?
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-Look, no. Bun and ketchup
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without the meat
is just well. wrong.
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I mean, everyone knows
that pretzels go with mustard,
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not with ketchup.
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-You need to expand your mind.
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Let me guess you wanted to be
a chef since you were three,
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and asked for an easy-bake oven
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when the other boys
wanted crossbows
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and remote-controlled
Monster trucks.
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-Well, not always.
My interest changed in college.
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-What did you want to be
before Gordon Ramsay?
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-Paul McCartney.
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-A good chef
is also a rock star.
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So, it stands to reason
you made a lateral move.
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Not a lifelong dream,
but a more recent one.
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Duly noted.
Let's move to the boat.
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-The boat?
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-Come on.
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-Uh.
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- All aboard.
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-That's for a train.
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-Fine, then stay out there.
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-Okay, uh...
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-Don't start singing, "Row,
row, row your boat", please.
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It brings back
bad childhood memories.
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-You drive a hard bargain.
248
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,667
Then I ask the question again,
are you any good, chef?
249
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:39,867
-I could show you.
250
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,402
I can make you dinner
sometime this week,
251
00:11:41,503 --> 00:11:42,803
tomorrow, tonight?
252
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,738
-Can't. I'm hosting a
videogaming challenge on Twitch.
253
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,106
-What, you're on Twitch?
254
00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:48,309
-Hell, yeah. My daily
meditation practice is GTA.
255
00:11:48,409 --> 00:11:50,512
-Well, I-- wait. I thought
I was the only one.
256
00:11:50,612 --> 00:11:52,614
Hey, are they ever
coming out with Six?
257
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,516
-Right? It's been Five
for like a decade.
258
00:11:54,616 --> 00:11:55,783
-Right?
259
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,290
By the way, you just revealed
a secret about yourself.
260
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,959
-Crap, you're right.
261
00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:07,861
How could I have been
so utterly careless.
262
00:12:07,962 --> 00:12:09,598
They must have
drugged my pretzel.
263
00:12:09,698 --> 00:12:10,864
-No, it's the ketchup.
264
00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:12,567
You made the pretzel Gods angry.
265
00:12:17,972 --> 00:12:19,708
-Okay, dinner tomorrow night?
266
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:22,343
-I like Pinot Noir
and I'm a vegetarian.
267
00:12:22,443 --> 00:12:24,078
Even though I like red things.
268
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,615
-Whoa-whoa-oh! Ketchup
from a packet is gross.
269
00:12:26,715 --> 00:12:28,148
It has to come from a bottle.
270
00:12:28,249 --> 00:12:29,049
-I like seafood too.
271
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,185
-Doesn't that make you
not a vegetarian?
272
00:12:31,285 --> 00:12:33,420
-Pescatarian.
We just sat in a fish.
273
00:12:33,521 --> 00:12:35,657
Would I have done that
if I was a true vegetarian?
274
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,592
It's just easier
to say vegetarian
275
00:12:37,692 --> 00:12:38,859
then add the fish part.
276
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,428
People's brains process it
differently, trust me.
277
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,000
Uh, can you give me a ride home?
278
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:50,237
Another secret; I hate driving,
so I don't, whenever possible.
279
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,346
A ferret on a leash?
280
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,181
The craziest thing
I've ever seen.
281
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,033
-What?
282
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:20,401
-Nothing.
-No, what's so funny?
283
00:13:20,502 --> 00:13:21,536
-Nothing.
284
00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:23,871
-What's so funny? Come on.
285
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,040
-You made a little toot noise.
286
00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:28,208
-No, no, no.
That was-- that was the door.
287
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:30,679
-Um, no.
288
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,113
-I am so embarrassed.
289
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,816
Look, please don't
make that my nickname.
290
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,686
-Toot Toot late.
291
00:13:37,786 --> 00:13:39,788
No, no, no. It's fine.
292
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,322
It means you're human.
293
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,092
Gotta go. I have my Twitch.
294
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,160
Bye.
295
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,434
every table
in the goddamn restaurant
296
00:13:53,535 --> 00:13:54,435
before you get this one.
297
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,540
Jesus, can't even hold the door.
298
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,542
Is that the way your mother
taught you to dress a table?
299
00:14:00,642 --> 00:14:01,576
Very sloppy.
300
00:14:01,676 --> 00:14:03,077
Very sloppy. Geez.
301
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:04,211
How was your date yesterday?
302
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,080
-Uh, wait.
How did you know I had a date?
303
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:08,516
-We own a restaurant,
we know everybody's business.
304
00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:09,917
-Plus, you mentioned a girl.
305
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,352
-Good, I think.
306
00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:12,419
-Did you-- you know?
307
00:14:13,588 --> 00:14:15,790
-That's kind of personal, right?
308
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,458
-Oh, that's a yes.
-That's a yes.
309
00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:20,127
-But I-I-I didn't say that.
-We're happy for you.
310
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,129
-Well, unless she
makes you late,
311
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,498
because then, I will never
be happy for you.
312
00:14:24,599 --> 00:14:25,533
-I want to cook her dinner.
313
00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:27,000
I was gonna make
the crab cake dish.
314
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,539
-I will not be held responsible
if she dies
315
00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:33,374
because you screwed up
my recipe.
316
00:14:33,474 --> 00:14:35,543
-I'll give you a teaspoon
of the mushroom powder.
317
00:14:35,643 --> 00:14:36,644
-What?
318
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,680
-A teaspoon,
not a needle nose more.
319
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:40,080
-You're giving him
the mushroom powder?
320
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,249
-Yeah, come on--
-Eighty-five dollars per jar,
321
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,351
for a little jar this big,
and you're giving it to him?
322
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,854
-A teaspoon.
323
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,087
A teaspoon.
324
00:14:57,832 --> 00:14:59,199
-Hey, what's up, Will?
325
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,803
Hey, I'm in the hometown
of your boy, McCartney.
326
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:02,903
Gonna say, what's up.
327
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,004
-You're in Liverpool?
328
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,205
I'm so jealous.
329
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,941
Wait.
Isn't it like 4 AM there?
330
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,177
So what're you gonna get up to?
331
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,412
-Are you brushing your teeth?
332
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,182
- No.
- Yes, you are.
333
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,250
I know you.
334
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,252
Are you still doing that
like five times a day
335
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,053
with five different
toothbrushes?
336
00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:21,955
Whatever.
337
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,124
Listen, I'm about to hit up
Strawberry Fields too, bro.
338
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,993
That's cool,
but, look,
339
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,995
I gotta go. I have a date.
340
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,997
-Oh, I see where
your loyalties lie.
341
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,900
Sex is better than McCartney.
342
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,701
Sex is better than
the Beatles, huh?
343
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:36,236
- Yeah.
- All right, man. Later.
344
00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:41,609
And well,
I'll see you tomorrow night.
345
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:44,746
-All right, mate, good luck.
Hope you find another singer.
346
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,355
-What are you doing?
347
00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:57,625
-It has to be right in
the middle of the potholder.
348
00:15:57,725 --> 00:15:59,627
-It doesn't need to be perfect.
349
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,130
-Yes, it does.
350
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:07,034
This is Frank's specialty.
351
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,237
Now, I--
I don't normally cook for--
352
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,139
-Girls?
353
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,842
Dates?
354
00:16:13,942 --> 00:16:15,175
Human beings?
355
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,079
I'm your guinea pig,
if you can actually pull it off
356
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,315
for tomorrow night.
I feel so used.
357
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,617
-I-- there was...
358
00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:25,185
-Kidding.
Let's try it, Toot.
359
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,354
-All right.
360
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,425
-You know,
I really like your dress.
361
00:16:31,526 --> 00:16:33,327
It goes-- it goes well
with your earrings.
362
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,797
-Flattering me so I'll
give you a better review.
363
00:16:35,897 --> 00:16:38,365
But thanks.
I guess it's new.
364
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,433
-I guess?
365
00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:41,736
-I have a confession
to make, Father.
366
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,574
-Continue, my child.
367
00:16:46,674 --> 00:16:47,976
-I'm a shopaholic.
368
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,911
Impulsive buyer, really.
369
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,478
-Well, that seems to be
a theme with you.
370
00:16:51,579 --> 00:16:53,815
-I apparently get so in the zone
that I buy things
371
00:16:53,915 --> 00:16:55,182
and I don't even
remember doing it.
372
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:58,318
They just show up in my closet.
373
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,788
-Weird.
Like shopping blackouts?
374
00:17:02,256 --> 00:17:03,658
-Oh, well, let's eat.
375
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,026
This looks amazing.
376
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:13,267
Need some help there?
Do I need the green too?
377
00:17:17,705 --> 00:17:19,273
-Crabcake sans green.
378
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:23,511
Sorry.
379
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,498
-It's. not bad.
380
00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:48,536
-No, it's shit.
381
00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:50,505
-Yeah, it's shit.
382
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,007
-You want to go out someplace?
383
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,341
-Oh god, yes.
384
00:17:59,914 --> 00:18:01,248
-Sorry I jacked it up.
385
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,586
-It's okay. We learn
from our mistakes, right?
386
00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:08,455
-Yeah. Well, I probably put in
too much coconut and lemon.
387
00:18:08,556 --> 00:18:10,725
-The vegetable broth tasted
a little old
388
00:18:10,825 --> 00:18:12,125
or off or something too.
389
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,761
-Actually,
it was chicken broth.
390
00:18:13,861 --> 00:18:14,963
You know, I thought
I had vegetable,
391
00:18:15,063 --> 00:18:16,296
but I didn't,
so I substituted.
392
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,866
-You did what now?
Chicken broth!
393
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,536
I haven't eaten meat
since I was 12.
394
00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:24,237
-Oh my God! I'm so sorry.
I didn't...
395
00:18:37,952 --> 00:18:39,252
-Oh, I'm so sorry.
396
00:18:39,353 --> 00:18:40,888
I didn't realize someone
was already sitting here.
397
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,189
-What?
398
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,926
-The table! I didn't know
it was already spoken for.
399
00:18:45,026 --> 00:18:46,527
I'll move.
400
00:18:46,628 --> 00:18:48,462
-No, look.
I'm sorry about the food.
401
00:18:48,563 --> 00:18:51,933
I'll get you anything
you want on the menu.
402
00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:53,500
-Anything?
403
00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:55,103
-Yes.
404
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,437
-I mean, wow.
That's super swell of you.
405
00:18:57,538 --> 00:18:59,941
I don't even know you.
But you're cute.
406
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:03,310
So, thank you.
Hi. I'm Vanessa.
407
00:19:04,579 --> 00:19:06,213
-What's that?
408
00:19:07,115 --> 00:19:09,349
-My hand, and my name?
409
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,485
My name is Vanessa,
and the mystery man
410
00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:16,256
who wants to buy
a stranger dinner is?
411
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:20,394
-Ah-ha! Role-play.
All right, being impulsive.
412
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:23,230
Okay, I get it, I get it.
Okay. Okay. Um.
413
00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:28,168
Hi, I'm Conrad,
nice to meet you.
414
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,437
You're from the South,
I take it?
415
00:19:30,538 --> 00:19:31,438
-Oklahoma.
416
00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:34,207
So, what do you do, Conrad?
417
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,811
-I'm. I'm a famous chef.
418
00:19:38,579 --> 00:19:40,548
-I just work part time
at an animal shelter.
419
00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:43,718
-Come on, you can do
better than that.
420
00:19:43,818 --> 00:19:45,053
-I'm sorry?
421
00:19:45,153 --> 00:19:46,319
-As a job?
422
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,057
-Well, thanks for
the vote of confidence,
423
00:19:49,157 --> 00:19:50,658
but it's a starting off point.
424
00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:54,261
I hope to be a real vet one day.
I do love animals.
425
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:58,099
I'm taking online courses.
I'll have the steak.
426
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,535
-I thought you were vegetarian?
427
00:20:00,635 --> 00:20:04,672
-Veterinarian, yes,
vegetarian no.
428
00:20:04,772 --> 00:20:07,474
I love my meat. What?
429
00:20:07,575 --> 00:20:10,477
You thought because I love
animals, I don't eat meat?
430
00:20:10,578 --> 00:20:12,513
It's not like
I'd eat my patients.
431
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:21,354
Well, this is fun.
Let's do this again.
432
00:20:23,925 --> 00:20:24,959
-Yeah.
433
00:20:25,059 --> 00:20:26,293
Normally,
in this moment,
434
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,062
a dude would say,
check, please,
435
00:20:28,162 --> 00:20:29,664
but not my boy Conrad.
436
00:20:29,764 --> 00:20:31,465
Nope.
Conrad invites Vanessa out
437
00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:33,201
for a walk in the park
the next day
438
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,836
like he's in some damn
Jane Austen novel.
439
00:20:34,936 --> 00:20:38,338
-So, animals, what else?
440
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:41,241
-I make the best damn BBQ
you'll ever have.
441
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,276
-Oh. Cook for me sometime?
442
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:47,215
-I'll invite you over.
The backyard barbecue.
443
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:50,283
I hope it'll be up to your
standards, being a chef.
444
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,721
When you're not on the cover
of cooking magazine,
445
00:20:53,821 --> 00:20:55,388
what keeps you busy?
446
00:20:55,489 --> 00:20:57,290
-I play acoustic guitar.
447
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,291
I used to be
in a band in college
448
00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,660
with my best friend Will.
449
00:21:01,863 --> 00:21:04,999
-I once wanted to be
in music too. But.
450
00:21:10,037 --> 00:21:14,242
You're a good guy, Conrad.
I feel really safe around you.
451
00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,978
-You hungry?
452
00:21:17,078 --> 00:21:19,947
-Yes. But not for food.
453
00:21:20,047 --> 00:21:21,883
Yours?
454
00:21:30,892 --> 00:21:33,027
-I just love this bed.
455
00:21:33,127 --> 00:21:34,629
-You do?
456
00:21:34,729 --> 00:21:37,632
-A Packers fan?
You're from Wisconsin?
457
00:21:37,732 --> 00:21:40,802
-Yeah, I am. My band members
gave it to me in college.
458
00:21:46,607 --> 00:21:50,144
-Oh, not again.
Who are you?
459
00:21:50,244 --> 00:21:52,445
-Vanessa, are you okay?
460
00:21:52,547 --> 00:21:54,849
Molly?
461
00:21:54,949 --> 00:21:58,553
-Nope, I'm Silk.
462
00:21:58,653 --> 00:22:00,788
Not my bra, dummy.
That's my name, bitch.
463
00:22:00,888 --> 00:22:02,322
-Wait, your name is Silk?
464
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:04,525
-Right, so not even close
to either of those
465
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,393
other two names
you just mentioned.
466
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,262
How did you get me
to come home with you?
467
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,231
Did you get me
tacos and tequila?
468
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,732
That's my kryptonite.
469
00:22:13,534 --> 00:22:15,402
-So, uh. what is your story?
470
00:22:15,503 --> 00:22:17,939
-Kind of you to assume
I'm not just a burlesque dancer.
471
00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:19,406
I'm also in a rock band.
472
00:22:22,276 --> 00:22:23,778
You want to be tied up?
473
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,050
- Ouch.
474
00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:31,986
-Don't be a pussy, you are
supposed to feel some pain.
475
00:22:32,086 --> 00:22:33,821
Otherwise, where's the fun?
476
00:22:33,921 --> 00:22:37,191
-I didn't even know I had rope.
Where did you even find it?
477
00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:39,660
-In the laundry.
It was an unopened clothesline
478
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,629
with a heart posted on it
from your mom
479
00:22:41,729 --> 00:22:44,298
with a reminder to
hang your silk underwear.
480
00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:46,033
Silk, that's me.
481
00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:49,237
Your mom must be
freakin' psychic.
482
00:22:49,337 --> 00:22:51,404
She get you
this crappy bed too?
483
00:22:58,913 --> 00:23:02,482
-You know, actually,
this is kind of hot.
484
00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:06,187
-Told you, 99.9 percent of
the time, I'm 110 percent right.
485
00:23:06,287 --> 00:23:08,990
Oh, dang it. I have to go.
486
00:23:09,090 --> 00:23:11,726
I have rehearsal.
-What! But, I don't, hey...
487
00:23:11,826 --> 00:23:13,361
-We got a gig this Saturday
at the Federal.
488
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:14,494
-Look, umm.
489
00:23:14,595 --> 00:23:16,998
-If you want to come.
-Oh, the Federal?
490
00:23:17,098 --> 00:23:19,634
Ha-ha-ha. Yeah, sure.
491
00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:21,769
I'll come see you
at the Federal.
492
00:23:21,869 --> 00:23:23,971
You know I'm a musician too,
right?
493
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:25,740
-Fun fact, I did not know.
494
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,276
-Hey, what are you doing?
Are you leaving?
495
00:23:28,376 --> 00:23:30,177
Hey, hey, you can't just
leave me here like this.
496
00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:33,648
-That's part of the fun, hon.
You gotta figure it out. Bye!
497
00:23:33,748 --> 00:23:36,217
-Silk! No, no, hey, hey!
You can't do this.
498
00:23:36,317 --> 00:23:38,519
Come on. Silk. Silk.
Come on. Aww!
499
00:23:38,619 --> 00:23:41,722
Silk! Silk! Come on! Ow!
500
00:23:41,822 --> 00:23:43,190
How many leftovers do we got?
501
00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:45,626
We got five.
-We got five.
502
00:23:45,726 --> 00:23:47,695
-Geez, what are we
going to do with that?
503
00:23:47,795 --> 00:23:50,398
Oh, look who decided to show up.
504
00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:52,465
-What, noon was too early
for you, Your Highness?
505
00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:54,535
-Sorry, I got a little...
506
00:23:54,635 --> 00:23:56,436
-With you, with who?
507
00:23:56,537 --> 00:23:59,006
-Her name is Silk.
508
00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:00,741
-Silk, her name is Silk?
509
00:24:00,841 --> 00:24:03,044
What is her sister's name,
Polyester?
510
00:24:03,144 --> 00:24:05,846
-Hey, Regina found
a bunch of dishes in the back
511
00:24:05,947 --> 00:24:07,682
under the stairwell.
-Yeah, how'd you miss those?
512
00:24:07,782 --> 00:24:09,884
-Yeah, dumbass,
how could you miss those?
513
00:24:09,984 --> 00:24:12,286
Frank, where the heck
is my cast-iron?
514
00:24:12,386 --> 00:24:13,754
-I'm sorry, Regina,
I had to hide it
515
00:24:13,854 --> 00:24:17,457
from steel wool boy over there.
It's in the oven.
516
00:24:17,558 --> 00:24:20,061
-Steel wool?
Your shoe's untied.
517
00:24:23,164 --> 00:24:24,598
-That never gets old.
518
00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:27,335
-God, I love that woman.
519
00:24:27,435 --> 00:24:28,769
- She scares me.
520
00:24:28,869 --> 00:24:30,604
-Hey, I told you I don't care
how many women you date.
521
00:24:30,705 --> 00:24:31,839
They just can't make you late.
522
00:24:31,939 --> 00:24:34,608
This, uh, this Silk chick,
she's off the list.
523
00:24:34,709 --> 00:24:36,043
She's off the list.
-Yes, she is.
524
00:24:36,143 --> 00:24:38,045
And put the damn stuff away.
525
00:24:39,714 --> 00:24:41,115
Now.
526
00:24:43,951 --> 00:24:45,353
He's on a very
short leash, this kid,
527
00:24:45,453 --> 00:24:46,654
I'm telling you.
528
00:24:46,754 --> 00:24:48,089
Should we tell him
where we left off?
529
00:24:48,189 --> 00:24:50,057
I don't care, let him
start from the beginning.
530
00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:57,398
Hey.
531
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:58,866
Want to try again
with those crab cakes?
532
00:25:00,201 --> 00:25:01,902
-Sure, Molly, tonight?
533
00:25:09,844 --> 00:25:12,513
Great, your chateau, 7 PM.
534
00:25:16,217 --> 00:25:18,886
-Oh, man, I already used
all the powder Tommy gave me.
535
00:25:33,968 --> 00:25:36,904
Conrad, where did you
put my boning knife?
536
00:25:37,905 --> 00:25:41,075
I've got some boning to do.
Right now.
537
00:26:27,588 --> 00:26:30,758
-Okay, chef.
This is amazeballs.
538
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,729
Oh my God, I'm so glad
you didn't die or anything.
539
00:26:35,830 --> 00:26:37,698
Oh crap, don't choke, please.
540
00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:40,901
-No! Kidding. It's good.
541
00:26:42,103 --> 00:26:43,637
-You want to know what
the secret ingredient is?
542
00:26:43,737 --> 00:26:45,372
-If you say bone marrow.
543
00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:46,575
-Lion's Mane Mushroom powder.
544
00:26:46,674 --> 00:26:47,908
-Your boss let you use it?
545
00:26:48,008 --> 00:26:50,478
-He knows it's a special dinner
for a special lady.
546
00:26:50,579 --> 00:26:52,813
-Aww, that's so sweet.
547
00:26:54,849 --> 00:26:56,450
-So, how's blogging?
548
00:26:56,551 --> 00:27:01,188
-Aww! It's not blogging.
It's live streaming.
549
00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:03,624
Big diff. And. not great.
550
00:27:03,724 --> 00:27:05,359
-Why, I thought you were
going to be a millionaire,
551
00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:06,460
like tomorrow?
552
00:27:06,561 --> 00:27:07,695
-Well, you have to do it
every day to keep
553
00:27:07,795 --> 00:27:10,831
increasing your followers,
but I just get busy.
554
00:27:10,931 --> 00:27:12,833
It's hard to keep up
on a daily basis.
555
00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:15,236
-You know, I could
lend you some money if you--
556
00:27:15,336 --> 00:27:19,173
-Oh God, no, I don't take
charity, from anyone.
557
00:27:19,273 --> 00:27:21,510
Also, that shopping thing.
558
00:27:21,610 --> 00:27:23,077
-You bought more stuff
that you don't remember?
559
00:27:23,177 --> 00:27:27,214
-Apparently. Even some toaster
that's just for marshmallows.
560
00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:28,883
-I feel you should put
a surveillance camera
561
00:27:28,983 --> 00:27:32,453
in your bedroom, you know, just
so you can see what happens.
562
00:27:32,554 --> 00:27:33,555
-Maybe.
563
00:27:33,687 --> 00:27:34,889
-Then you can see
if the shopping gnomes
564
00:27:34,989 --> 00:27:37,258
come out at night and start
filling up your closet.
565
00:27:37,358 --> 00:27:38,492
Those buggers are quick, man,
566
00:27:38,593 --> 00:27:39,594
and they bite
if they're provoked.
567
00:27:39,693 --> 00:27:40,995
-They're not the only ones.
568
00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:48,537
-Wait, he is never up
this early.
569
00:27:48,637 --> 00:27:50,471
Hang on a second.
570
00:27:50,572 --> 00:27:53,474
Yo, Kill Will. What's up?
Everything okay?
571
00:27:53,575 --> 00:27:55,876
Dude,
I'm back in town for a while.
572
00:27:55,976 --> 00:27:57,745
We lost a bandmember,
so I'm chilling
573
00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:59,280
while we're on the hunt
for a new one.
574
00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:01,949
-That's great. I mean, it sucks
that you lost a band member but.
575
00:28:02,049 --> 00:28:04,018
- You want to meet up?
- What, tonight?
576
00:28:04,118 --> 00:28:05,452
Yeah,
what you got going on?
577
00:28:05,554 --> 00:28:07,788
-Oh. Holy hell!
578
00:28:07,888 --> 00:28:09,658
I got to be on stage
in two hours.
579
00:28:09,757 --> 00:28:12,661
My manager's going to kill me.
-Tonight?
580
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,128
-Hey, bitch, I told you
I'm playing
581
00:28:14,228 --> 00:28:15,763
at the Federal tonight,
it's Saturday.
582
00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:17,131
You're coming to see me, right?
583
00:28:17,231 --> 00:28:18,966
Tell the doorman you're
on the Friends of Hendrix list
584
00:28:19,066 --> 00:28:24,071
for flawed attitude. 9 PM.
See you there, dork.
585
00:28:24,171 --> 00:28:25,973
-I guess I'm going
to a concert.
586
00:28:50,731 --> 00:28:52,032
-Where's your VIP wristband?
587
00:28:52,132 --> 00:28:54,603
-Uh, I was told that
I didn't need one.
588
00:28:54,703 --> 00:28:55,736
-Hey Mason,
is this guy with you?
589
00:28:55,836 --> 00:28:57,338
-Friend of Silk's.
590
00:28:57,438 --> 00:28:59,473
You're with Silk?
591
00:28:59,574 --> 00:29:01,610
And watch it all burn ♪
592
00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:03,578
-All right, Clark Kent,
we've got five minutes.
593
00:29:03,678 --> 00:29:04,845
-Come with me.
594
00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:12,753
-I'm so sorry!
595
00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:27,535
-Hey, bitch.
596
00:29:30,605 --> 00:29:31,805
-Who's this bum?
597
00:29:31,905 --> 00:29:34,609
-Conrad. Conrad,
my gangster manager Jimbo.
598
00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:35,809
-Hi, how's it going?
599
00:29:37,978 --> 00:29:39,213
-I'm still getting ready,
but stand in the front
600
00:29:39,313 --> 00:29:40,114
where I can see you.
601
00:29:40,214 --> 00:29:41,982
Wait up for me afterwards,
asshole.
602
00:29:43,117 --> 00:29:44,952
And come to the house
for the pool party tomorrow.
603
00:29:48,922 --> 00:29:50,791
-So, how do you know Silk?
604
00:29:50,891 --> 00:29:54,763
-I met her not that long ago.
How do you know her?
605
00:29:54,862 --> 00:29:56,897
-Shit, I have known Silk
for years, man.
606
00:29:56,997 --> 00:30:00,200
She just goes MIA for days,
sometimes months at a time.
607
00:30:00,301 --> 00:30:02,903
She's an awesome musician
and a great singer,
608
00:30:03,003 --> 00:30:08,475
so when she decides to surface,
we do a gig. Here we are.
609
00:30:08,576 --> 00:30:11,011
-Does she always show up though?
610
00:30:11,111 --> 00:30:13,280
-What successful
rock musician does?
611
00:30:14,982 --> 00:30:17,885
You know she has like
a lot of personalities, right?
612
00:30:17,985 --> 00:30:21,021
-Yeah, I know.
I've met a few.
613
00:30:21,121 --> 00:30:23,190
-Yes, I've lost count
on how many I've met.
614
00:30:23,290 --> 00:30:26,561
All I know is, I love them
and they make us look good.
615
00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:29,764
-You know, I play guitar too.
616
00:30:29,863 --> 00:30:32,366
-Hey, she's a charming
human being, man,
617
00:30:32,466 --> 00:30:34,968
so don't do anything to make me
have to hurt you, all right?
618
00:30:36,437 --> 00:30:38,005
All right, man,
so this is the green room,
619
00:30:38,105 --> 00:30:40,642
bandmembers only,
so get out.
620
00:33:37,317 --> 00:33:40,955
-Oh, I have been
touring my ass off.
621
00:33:41,088 --> 00:33:43,525
You should've
come to Ibiza, man.
622
00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:45,492
It was wild, man.
623
00:33:45,593 --> 00:33:47,261
-No, duh, Will.
624
00:33:48,428 --> 00:33:51,833
-You're a chef, can't you like
whip some of that up?
625
00:33:51,933 --> 00:33:55,570
-Your Pinot Noir,
whiskey and Coke.
626
00:33:55,670 --> 00:33:57,070
-Oh, thank you.
627
00:33:57,170 --> 00:34:00,040
Besides, you kill it
with the acoustics.
628
00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:02,276
Probably could've gotten you
a touring musician gig.
629
00:34:03,310 --> 00:34:05,312
Would have been like old times.
630
00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:07,047
-You know it was always
just to get chicks.
631
00:34:07,147 --> 00:34:10,685
-Yes, and you traded your sitar
for a soufflé.
632
00:34:12,152 --> 00:34:15,355
-You showed me how lucrative
a music career was.
633
00:34:15,455 --> 00:34:16,758
That's what killed the dream.
634
00:34:16,858 --> 00:34:18,125
-No no no,
what killed the dream is
635
00:34:18,225 --> 00:34:20,060
you couldn't handle anyone else
packing up your gear
636
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,829
without the label facing front.
637
00:34:21,930 --> 00:34:23,163
-Okay, that is totally not true.
638
00:34:23,263 --> 00:34:24,431
-It's a guitar case, Conrad.
639
00:34:24,532 --> 00:34:26,466
It's called being
a touring musician, Conrad.
640
00:34:26,568 --> 00:34:28,703
It's not supposed to be
pretty and organized.
641
00:34:32,372 --> 00:34:34,207
So who was playing tonight?
642
00:34:35,777 --> 00:34:36,811
-She was actually really good.
643
00:34:36,911 --> 00:34:38,312
-Yeah?
644
00:34:38,412 --> 00:34:40,247
-And you know I'm a tough critic
when it comes to music.
645
00:34:40,347 --> 00:34:42,951
-No, you're anal
when it comes to music.
646
00:34:43,051 --> 00:34:45,319
Oh, okay, so she was good.
647
00:34:45,419 --> 00:34:47,789
So how long is this one
going to last?
648
00:34:47,889 --> 00:34:50,157
A month?
649
00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:52,060
I just know you always find
something wrong with them.
650
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,461
They leave makeup
on my white towels,
651
00:34:54,562 --> 00:34:56,531
they rearrange
my action figures.
652
00:34:56,631 --> 00:34:57,599
What did the last one do?
653
00:34:57,699 --> 00:35:00,233
Oh, she didn't finish
her cereal in the morning.
654
00:35:00,334 --> 00:35:03,136
Like I've heard it all,
you always have an excuse.
655
00:35:03,236 --> 00:35:05,305
-Not this time, alright.
She's different.
656
00:35:05,405 --> 00:35:07,575
-Uh-huh. Is that why
you're drinking Pinot Noir
657
00:35:07,675 --> 00:35:08,810
like a 60-year-old woman?
658
00:35:11,178 --> 00:35:12,947
-Here you go.
659
00:35:13,047 --> 00:35:14,114
-Thank you.
660
00:35:14,214 --> 00:35:16,951
-You two handsome boys
need anything else?
661
00:35:17,051 --> 00:35:18,452
-No. We're good.
662
00:35:19,821 --> 00:35:21,823
-I'm Kristen.
663
00:35:21,923 --> 00:35:23,323
Holler if you need me.
664
00:35:23,423 --> 00:35:27,562
-I do. I mean, I will.
I mean, I'm Will.
665
00:35:27,662 --> 00:35:30,130
-You got it.
666
00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:32,299
-Yeah, that was stupid.
667
00:35:34,234 --> 00:35:36,037
-What about Jan?
668
00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:39,373
-Oh, Jan and I are splitsville.
669
00:35:40,407 --> 00:35:42,442
Yeah. She just didn't
get me at all.
670
00:35:42,543 --> 00:35:44,478
She's the one we're
replacing in the band.
671
00:35:46,014 --> 00:35:47,715
I got her name
tattooed on my thigh.
672
00:35:47,815 --> 00:35:49,017
You want to see it?
673
00:35:49,117 --> 00:35:52,185
-What? Oh, no, no, no.
I'm good, man, thank you.
674
00:35:52,285 --> 00:35:53,220
-It's a cool tattoo.
675
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,822
-Yeah, no. It's generous, but.
676
00:35:54,922 --> 00:35:56,591
-Oh, okay.
677
00:35:56,691 --> 00:36:00,061
-Look, man. She,
she was a party girl
678
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,362
and you, you're a poet.
679
00:36:02,462 --> 00:36:05,399
-Let's not label people, okay.
680
00:36:05,499 --> 00:36:06,834
Why don't you tell me
about your lady
681
00:36:06,934 --> 00:36:08,168
that you are not going to drop
682
00:36:08,268 --> 00:36:10,170
for squeezing the end
of the toothpaste wrong?
683
00:36:12,272 --> 00:36:15,342
-I mean, I've been seeing her
for weeks now.
684
00:36:15,442 --> 00:36:16,476
And.
685
00:36:19,147 --> 00:36:23,818
well, she kind of
has multiple personalities.
686
00:36:23,918 --> 00:36:24,986
-Yes, what woman doesn't?
687
00:36:25,086 --> 00:36:27,187
-No, I'm serious.
688
00:36:27,287 --> 00:36:28,723
Like I thought it was
role-playing at first,
689
00:36:28,823 --> 00:36:31,191
but she legit doesn't
remember the conversations
690
00:36:31,291 --> 00:36:33,528
from when she's someone else.
691
00:36:33,628 --> 00:36:37,632
-Oh. Hell no. You need to run
in the other direction.
692
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:40,635
-No, that's-- each one of them
is pretty cool,
693
00:36:40,735 --> 00:36:43,470
I just never know when
she's going to switch.
694
00:36:43,571 --> 00:36:47,075
-Okay, this can get
really dark, really fast.
695
00:36:47,175 --> 00:36:49,010
Alright, I once dated
this bipolar chick.
696
00:36:49,110 --> 00:36:50,645
One second
she wanted to have sex,
697
00:36:50,745 --> 00:36:52,980
the next,
she wanted to blowtorch me.
698
00:36:53,081 --> 00:36:54,749
With an actual blowtorch.
699
00:36:56,818 --> 00:36:58,385
-Have you talked to her?
700
00:36:58,485 --> 00:37:00,922
-I don't feel like
it's my place really.
701
00:37:01,022 --> 00:37:02,389
-It's not your place?
702
00:37:02,489 --> 00:37:05,193
Dude, what if one of them
consents to sex
703
00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:08,096
and the other one doesn't?
704
00:37:08,196 --> 00:37:10,297
Uh-uh. You don't mess
with people like that.
705
00:37:11,566 --> 00:37:13,000
-You know, I didn't think
about it that way.
706
00:37:14,736 --> 00:37:16,804
Okay, yeah. I'll ask her
at the party tomorrow.
707
00:37:17,872 --> 00:37:19,140
-Good.
708
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:20,641
-Hey, your advice has
gotten better, by the way.
709
00:37:20,742 --> 00:37:23,376
- Thanks.
710
00:37:23,477 --> 00:37:24,377
Asshole.
711
00:37:24,478 --> 00:37:27,280
A rocker pool party,
and I wasn't invited?
712
00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:28,649
I see how it is.
713
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:29,684
-Hell, yes.
714
00:37:29,784 --> 00:37:31,351
But Conrad was on a mission,
715
00:37:31,451 --> 00:37:33,453
and I suppose that's more
important than free booze
716
00:37:33,554 --> 00:37:36,090
and potentially seeing
scantily clad women.
717
00:37:36,190 --> 00:37:37,959
I'm a considerate friend.
718
00:37:38,059 --> 00:37:40,327
I can't believe you came
wearing a speedo, dude.
719
00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:41,662
You gotta show
what you got.
720
00:37:41,763 --> 00:37:43,164
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, what are you?
721
00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:45,133
Some kind of vampire rocker?
722
00:37:45,233 --> 00:37:46,667
You can't get in the water now?
723
00:37:46,768 --> 00:37:48,435
-Hey, dork!
724
00:37:48,536 --> 00:37:50,705
I say that affectionately.
725
00:37:50,805 --> 00:37:51,939
Want some tequila?
726
00:37:55,408 --> 00:37:57,612
-Oh, no, no, no.
Backwash, it's a thing.
727
00:37:57,712 --> 00:37:59,479
-Dude, you're so weird,
it's alcohol.
728
00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:02,517
It kills all the germs.
Get this guy some hard liquor.
729
00:38:13,594 --> 00:38:16,296
-This better not
be a game to you.
730
00:38:16,396 --> 00:38:18,498
-Nice to see you too.
731
00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:21,334
-Hi, I'm Anya,
nice to meet you.
732
00:38:21,434 --> 00:38:23,237
Gigi has said a lot about you.
733
00:38:23,336 --> 00:38:25,139
-Hi, Anya, it's nice
to meet you too.
734
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:28,810
And uh. oh.
735
00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:32,379
Oh, congratulations.
Who's the lucky father?
736
00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:35,448
-It's mine. My egg
and some dude's sperm.
737
00:38:35,550 --> 00:38:37,384
Anya is my girlfriend.
738
00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:39,587
-Let me guess,
you're a basketball player.
739
00:38:39,687 --> 00:38:40,955
-Actually she is.
-I am.
740
00:38:42,422 --> 00:38:44,324
-So is this really her house?
741
00:38:46,928 --> 00:38:49,030
-She's been hurt before.
742
00:38:49,130 --> 00:38:51,699
That's when the switching
gets worse.
743
00:38:51,799 --> 00:38:53,901
-I'm just going to
grab an ice bottle.
744
00:38:58,506 --> 00:39:01,108
-When she's depressed or manic,
she cycles more.
745
00:39:02,577 --> 00:39:04,212
I met her as Sarah.
746
00:39:04,312 --> 00:39:05,980
-Wait, who is Sarah?
747
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,816
-Her Aussie Lesbian alter.
748
00:39:08,916 --> 00:39:10,383
We dated for a hot second,
749
00:39:10,483 --> 00:39:12,452
and then when I found out
about the others,
750
00:39:12,553 --> 00:39:14,288
I just didn't feel right
dating someone
751
00:39:14,387 --> 00:39:16,090
who was only a lesbian
20 percent of the time.
752
00:39:16,190 --> 00:39:20,360
So, we stayed friends.
753
00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:22,797
-An Aussie, huh?
754
00:39:22,897 --> 00:39:24,265
Pretty sexy.
755
00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:26,366
- What?
- Don't be a dick.
756
00:39:26,466 --> 00:39:27,635
And don't break her heart.
757
00:39:27,735 --> 00:39:30,304
-She's literally
my favorite girlfriend ever.
758
00:39:30,403 --> 00:39:32,039
I mean it.
-Yeah. Well, remember,
759
00:39:32,139 --> 00:39:33,908
my girl's a basketball player,
760
00:39:34,008 --> 00:39:35,375
and I'm a ninja.
761
00:39:50,490 --> 00:39:52,994
-Tequila shot. Drink up.
762
00:39:58,299 --> 00:40:00,701
-Hey, so where are you from,
originally?
763
00:40:02,236 --> 00:40:03,938
Are you okay?
764
00:40:04,038 --> 00:40:05,907
Silk? Silk?
765
00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:08,643
Are you okay?
766
00:40:11,979 --> 00:40:13,014
- You're
wasting your breath, mate.
767
00:40:13,114 --> 00:40:14,447
I'm a lesbian.
768
00:40:14,548 --> 00:40:18,185
-Uh, let me start with,
I'm Conrad.
769
00:40:21,555 --> 00:40:23,057
-You don't smell like
a cologne wearing dingo,
770
00:40:23,157 --> 00:40:25,159
so hi, I'm Sarah.
771
00:40:25,259 --> 00:40:26,894
-Okay. Well, you're a girl,
772
00:40:26,994 --> 00:40:31,065
so wonder if I could ask
your advice about a girl.
773
00:40:32,266 --> 00:40:33,534
-All right.
774
00:40:35,269 --> 00:40:37,171
-Well, great.
775
00:40:37,271 --> 00:40:39,206
Little old-fashioned any good?
776
00:40:39,307 --> 00:40:40,574
-Just because it has
old in the name
777
00:40:40,675 --> 00:40:42,475
doesn't mean
it's for old people.
778
00:40:42,576 --> 00:40:45,680
Far out, you millennials.
Here, take a sip.
779
00:40:50,318 --> 00:40:57,024
-That's. actually not bad.
For an old-der person's drink.
780
00:40:59,994 --> 00:41:01,829
-Okay, so. This chick.
781
00:41:01,929 --> 00:41:04,464
-This girl, woman.
782
00:41:04,565 --> 00:41:09,469
She's like a roller coaster,
and I don't know why.
783
00:41:09,570 --> 00:41:11,906
I feel like there's so much
about her I don't know.
784
00:41:13,007 --> 00:41:14,275
I'd like to.
785
00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:15,643
-Why don't you just ask her?
786
00:41:15,743 --> 00:41:18,012
-I'm kind of afraid to because
I don't want to lose her.
787
00:41:18,112 --> 00:41:19,714
I'm usually the guy
that walks out the door,
788
00:41:19,814 --> 00:41:24,318
but this time,
I don't want to be.
789
00:41:24,418 --> 00:41:26,220
I don't know what to do.
790
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,823
-Oh, you like this girl.
791
00:41:28,923 --> 00:41:31,225
How romantic, young puppy love.
792
00:41:31,325 --> 00:41:33,361
-Wait. Young?
793
00:41:33,461 --> 00:41:36,831
-When I was in my 30s,
which was decades ago,
794
00:41:36,931 --> 00:41:39,333
I thought I was
in love once too.
795
00:41:39,433 --> 00:41:42,803
Here's the thing.
Women need communication.
796
00:41:42,903 --> 00:41:44,305
If you're wondering
how she's feeling,
797
00:41:44,405 --> 00:41:46,073
you just need to talk
to her about it.
798
00:41:47,541 --> 00:41:49,143
-I mean, I kind of
tried that, but--
799
00:41:49,243 --> 00:41:50,911
-It's all in how you ask, mate.
800
00:41:51,012 --> 00:41:52,413
If someone is an alcoholic,
you don't just say,
801
00:41:52,513 --> 00:41:53,581
you're off your face, mate,
802
00:41:53,681 --> 00:41:55,983
so stop being a piss pot
and get it together.
803
00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:59,987
-I get that, but what if
she still gets defensive
804
00:42:00,087 --> 00:42:01,722
and won't talk to me?
805
00:42:01,822 --> 00:42:04,392
-She might, in which case
you need to decide
806
00:42:04,492 --> 00:42:06,694
if you want to hang there
or cut your losses.
807
00:42:09,463 --> 00:42:10,865
-I'm not abandoning her.
808
00:42:12,666 --> 00:42:14,835
Also, she's actually really hot
809
00:42:14,935 --> 00:42:18,806
so maybe we could do
a threesome sometime.
810
00:42:20,074 --> 00:42:23,110
- You never know.
For the right lady.
811
00:42:25,112 --> 00:42:26,647
Now he said
she switched at the party
812
00:42:26,747 --> 00:42:28,582
to avoid a discussion.
813
00:42:28,682 --> 00:42:30,785
I reminded him again
about the blowtorch,
814
00:42:30,885 --> 00:42:33,621
so of course, my boy accepted
an invite from Vanessa
815
00:42:33,721 --> 00:42:35,990
for a backyard barbecue
to try again.
816
00:42:44,465 --> 00:42:46,700
-We're almost done here, sugar.
817
00:42:46,801 --> 00:42:48,269
Hope you brought your appetite.
818
00:42:55,676 --> 00:42:58,946
-So, what kind of music
do you like, Vanessa?
819
00:42:59,046 --> 00:43:00,648
-Jazz.
820
00:43:00,748 --> 00:43:02,683
-If you have a guitar,
I could play for you.
821
00:43:04,618 --> 00:43:05,820
-Just a moment.
822
00:43:15,463 --> 00:43:16,664
Had this forever.
823
00:43:16,764 --> 00:43:17,998
I don't know if it's tuned
or anything, though.
824
00:43:18,099 --> 00:43:19,166
-Let's find out.
825
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,808
-You're good.
826
00:43:31,912 --> 00:43:36,518
-You know, I wanted to ask you
about the other day, uh, night.
827
00:43:36,617 --> 00:43:38,553
You said you're from Oklahoma
but then.
828
00:43:38,652 --> 00:43:40,688
-Ever done it
in the backyard?
829
00:43:40,788 --> 00:43:43,592
-Um, no, but listen,
I really wanted to
830
00:43:43,691 --> 00:43:44,593
talk to you about this so--
831
00:43:44,692 --> 00:43:46,360
-Let's be impulsive now.
832
00:44:03,878 --> 00:44:05,679
-Hmm.
833
00:44:05,779 --> 00:44:07,915
Did I forget something?
834
00:44:08,015 --> 00:44:08,983
Hey.
835
00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:11,652
Hey. I'm sorry
to bother you so late,
836
00:44:11,752 --> 00:44:14,989
but I just.
837
00:44:15,089 --> 00:44:17,892
I haven't seen you
in a few days and I miss you.
838
00:44:18,792 --> 00:44:22,696
-I miss you too. Molly?
839
00:44:22,796 --> 00:44:27,935
Hey, can you come over
for a little bit?
840
00:44:28,035 --> 00:44:31,438
-Yes. I've got some time
before work.
841
00:44:31,540 --> 00:44:32,940
I'll be right there.
842
00:44:41,348 --> 00:44:43,684
Molly? Molly?
843
00:44:43,784 --> 00:44:46,353
The door was unlocked,
so I let myself in.
844
00:44:51,725 --> 00:44:54,161
Hey... this room is really you.
845
00:44:55,863 --> 00:44:57,666
Are you okay?
Is everything okay?
846
00:44:57,765 --> 00:45:00,167
With work, home?
847
00:45:00,267 --> 00:45:03,204
I haven't really asked you
much about home.
848
00:45:03,304 --> 00:45:05,139
-There's nothing really
to talk about.
849
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,875
I just wanted you here.
850
00:45:07,975 --> 00:45:10,010
I needed to feel safe.
851
00:45:15,950 --> 00:45:18,118
-Look, are you sure
there's nothing?
852
00:45:18,219 --> 00:45:22,323
Because I want you to feel
like you can tell me anything.
853
00:45:22,423 --> 00:45:25,759
Even if it's uh,
854
00:45:25,859 --> 00:45:27,328
you want me to
wear your underwear.
855
00:45:27,428 --> 00:45:31,498
- Would you?
856
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,766
-Just don't asked me
to wear lipstick,
857
00:45:32,866 --> 00:45:34,001
that's going a bit too far.
858
00:45:35,869 --> 00:45:38,872
Hey, what's with
the number seven?
859
00:45:38,973 --> 00:45:41,075
You have a lot of them.
860
00:45:41,175 --> 00:45:42,910
-I'm obsessed
with the number, Toot.
861
00:45:43,010 --> 00:45:44,778
-I'm really curious about--
862
00:45:44,878 --> 00:45:46,146
-I said I'm fine.
863
00:45:49,684 --> 00:45:52,820
Can you get me my robe
off the bed? Please?
864
00:45:54,623 --> 00:45:56,290
-Yeah, of course.
865
00:46:04,298 --> 00:46:05,933
Hmm.
866
00:46:08,102 --> 00:46:09,069
Huh?
867
00:46:23,518 --> 00:46:26,086
There you go.
We'll talk later.
868
00:46:28,155 --> 00:46:31,693
I said to Conrad,
man, it's time to go.
869
00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:34,028
But no, he wouldn't give up.
870
00:46:34,128 --> 00:46:37,431
So he arranged to meet them
at their favorite spot.
871
00:46:43,370 --> 00:46:44,706
-Coffee bombing, huh?
872
00:46:44,805 --> 00:46:46,541
Usually that's not a good sign.
873
00:46:46,641 --> 00:46:47,776
-Can I get you something?
874
00:46:47,875 --> 00:46:49,109
-Sit down.
875
00:46:51,845 --> 00:46:54,948
-Molly, I need to talk to you
about something.
876
00:46:57,851 --> 00:46:59,587
-Are you breaking up with me?
877
00:46:59,688 --> 00:47:00,954
-No.
878
00:47:01,055 --> 00:47:06,561
Oh my God, no. No. No.
But I haven't been fair to you.
879
00:47:06,661 --> 00:47:08,395
-Are you cheating on me?
880
00:47:08,495 --> 00:47:12,333
-Yes. No. I mean, no.
881
00:47:12,433 --> 00:47:13,735
It depends on how
you look at it exactly.
882
00:47:13,834 --> 00:47:15,469
-How you look at it?
883
00:47:15,570 --> 00:47:17,539
If you're screwing other women.
884
00:47:17,639 --> 00:47:19,373
-It's complicated.
885
00:47:21,875 --> 00:47:24,144
Do you know about the others?
886
00:47:24,244 --> 00:47:25,913
-The others?
887
00:47:26,013 --> 00:47:28,015
How the hell would I know
about your other women?
888
00:47:28,115 --> 00:47:30,250
-No, about your others?
889
00:47:30,351 --> 00:47:33,120
-Oh, you think
I'm cheating on you?
890
00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:38,125
-Not exactly. Do you know
about Vanessa, Silk?
891
00:47:39,426 --> 00:47:40,427
-Who?
892
00:47:40,528 --> 00:47:43,765
-Your other selves?
893
00:47:43,864 --> 00:47:45,366
I know I should've
asked you sooner,
894
00:47:45,466 --> 00:47:47,802
but do you know about
your other personalities
895
00:47:47,901 --> 00:47:50,003
and how they come out
at various random times
896
00:47:50,104 --> 00:47:51,905
and none of them seem
to remember me at first,
897
00:47:52,005 --> 00:47:53,340
but thankfully,
they all seem to like me,
898
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:57,277
but I never want one of them
to be jealous or anything.
899
00:47:57,378 --> 00:47:58,345
What?
900
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,115
-Don't.
-Don't what?
901
00:48:01,215 --> 00:48:04,753
-Say another word to her
about the other parts.
902
00:48:04,853 --> 00:48:06,588
-I'm sorry, who are you?
903
00:48:06,688 --> 00:48:09,524
-Rita.
-Oh, lovely Rita, meter maid.
904
00:48:09,624 --> 00:48:12,459
-Molly doesn't know about
Vanessa, Silk, and Sarah.
905
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,661
Neither do they about her.
906
00:48:13,762 --> 00:48:15,195
-And what are you?
907
00:48:15,295 --> 00:48:18,999
-I keep her safe.
I keep them all safe.
908
00:48:19,099 --> 00:48:20,535
I'm aware of
the other parts of system,
909
00:48:20,635 --> 00:48:22,002
but I'm the only one who is,
910
00:48:22,102 --> 00:48:24,204
and I intend to
keep it that way.
911
00:48:24,304 --> 00:48:26,841
-Kind of selfish
really, you know?
912
00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:28,777
Not to share.
913
00:48:28,877 --> 00:48:30,177
-You care about these girls?
914
00:48:31,646 --> 00:48:33,748
Keep Your mouth shut.
915
00:48:33,848 --> 00:48:35,617
Or I will take them
away from you.
916
00:48:35,717 --> 00:48:37,985
Don't ever threaten
what's mine.
917
00:48:38,085 --> 00:48:40,187
-Okay, good. I wasn't trying to.
918
00:48:41,488 --> 00:48:45,459
-Bring this up again,
and we're gone.
919
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,027
Do we understand each other?
920
00:48:59,841 --> 00:49:01,108
What did you want to
talk to me about?
921
00:49:10,150 --> 00:49:11,553
Hey, have you seen Regina?
922
00:49:13,822 --> 00:49:15,557
You always know where she is.
923
00:49:15,657 --> 00:49:16,524
I need to talk to her.
924
00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:20,829
I'm not happy
about it right now.
925
00:49:20,929 --> 00:49:23,497
-You are a cruel human being.
926
00:49:27,167 --> 00:49:28,903
-You're one to talk,
927
00:49:29,002 --> 00:49:31,071
taking advantage
of my generosity.
928
00:49:31,171 --> 00:49:33,508
I told you a scoop,
not half of the bottle.
929
00:49:33,608 --> 00:49:34,843
-What?
930
00:49:34,943 --> 00:49:36,143
-The mushroom powder.
931
00:49:36,243 --> 00:49:38,212
You don't need that much
to make the dish.
932
00:49:38,312 --> 00:49:40,314
-No, the truth is,
I messed it up the first time.
933
00:49:40,414 --> 00:49:44,084
And I wanted to try it again,
but I spilled it.
934
00:49:44,184 --> 00:49:45,753
-I thought the other night,
you said you're going out
935
00:49:45,854 --> 00:49:46,987
with another girl.
936
00:49:47,087 --> 00:49:48,590
Which one of the three
were you going out with?
937
00:49:48,690 --> 00:49:50,190
-There are five of them,
actually.
938
00:49:50,290 --> 00:49:52,292
At least as far as I know.
939
00:49:52,392 --> 00:49:53,360
-Five?
940
00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:56,230
-Yes but the thing is,
they're all the same girl,
941
00:49:56,330 --> 00:49:57,765
and none of them know
about each other.
942
00:49:57,866 --> 00:49:59,701
Well, one does,
but she's a scary one
943
00:49:59,801 --> 00:50:01,769
who threatened
to chop off my balls.
944
00:50:01,870 --> 00:50:03,070
Actually,
she didn't threaten that,
945
00:50:03,170 --> 00:50:04,639
but you could see it
in her eyes,
946
00:50:04,739 --> 00:50:05,740
it was horrifying.
947
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,343
-Take off your apron
and get outside.
948
00:50:09,443 --> 00:50:11,679
-I thought Frank was
supposed be the mean one.
949
00:50:11,779 --> 00:50:12,747
-Now.
950
00:50:15,550 --> 00:50:16,450
Take it off!
951
00:50:29,062 --> 00:50:30,330
Sit down.
952
00:50:34,969 --> 00:50:36,303
-Am I fired?
953
00:50:38,907 --> 00:50:40,173
-What do you want, Conrad?
954
00:50:44,111 --> 00:50:45,345
-To be a chef.
955
00:50:47,414 --> 00:50:49,449
-Wow.
956
00:50:49,551 --> 00:50:52,286
That's the first time I've heard
you say that with conviction.
957
00:50:55,088 --> 00:50:57,725
Let's you and I
keep talking, okay?
958
00:50:57,825 --> 00:51:00,494
-You know, you're a lot easier
to talk to than Frank.
959
00:51:00,595 --> 00:51:01,663
I think he hates me.
960
00:51:01,763 --> 00:51:04,666
-He's in love with Regina,
that's the problem.
961
00:51:04,766 --> 00:51:06,066
He always has been.
962
00:51:06,166 --> 00:51:08,168
And she wants to sleep
with literally everyone but him.
963
00:51:09,737 --> 00:51:11,305
Including you.
964
00:51:11,405 --> 00:51:12,339
Yeah.
965
00:51:14,374 --> 00:51:16,644
-So I'm screwed,
is what you're saying.
966
00:51:18,947 --> 00:51:21,783
-Listen. I got a good friend.
967
00:51:22,917 --> 00:51:24,284
He's a hypnotherapist,
968
00:51:24,384 --> 00:51:26,554
he works in people
with head problems.
969
00:51:26,654 --> 00:51:31,693
I think you and your girl,
you should talk with him.
970
00:51:31,793 --> 00:51:32,827
I'm going to give him a call.
971
00:51:34,094 --> 00:51:36,531
-I don't think
she'd be receptive.
972
00:51:36,631 --> 00:51:38,766
-Tell her it's about
something else.
973
00:51:38,866 --> 00:51:41,903
Paul does hypnotherapy for
parties and stuff all the time.
974
00:51:42,003 --> 00:51:47,675
-It feels slightly dishonest,
but okay.
975
00:51:47,775 --> 00:51:49,844
Okay.
976
00:51:49,944 --> 00:51:50,878
Good.
977
00:51:52,346 --> 00:51:53,715
-Tommy said great things
about you.
978
00:51:53,815 --> 00:51:56,483
Thanks for coming over.
Is it Doctor or Paul?
979
00:51:56,584 --> 00:51:57,752
-Paul. Paul is fine.
980
00:51:57,852 --> 00:51:59,087
-Okay.
981
00:51:59,186 --> 00:52:00,688
-So it's going to be just
the two of you, right?
982
00:52:00,788 --> 00:52:03,625
-Yeah, yeah, she has a shopping
addiction thing so.
983
00:52:03,725 --> 00:52:06,293
-Ah, okay, and where would you
like to set up?
984
00:52:06,393 --> 00:52:08,096
-Oh, just right here.
985
00:52:08,195 --> 00:52:10,098
-Hi, I brought over
a Pinot Noir,
986
00:52:10,197 --> 00:52:11,099
I think you'll love it.
987
00:52:11,198 --> 00:52:14,736
-Molly, hi. This is Paul.
988
00:52:14,836 --> 00:52:17,505
He can, um, hypnotize people.
989
00:52:17,605 --> 00:52:18,940
-Oh.
990
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,440
-I thought maybe it was
something we could try
991
00:52:20,541 --> 00:52:24,344
for, you know,
your shopping addiction.
992
00:52:24,444 --> 00:52:25,747
I know you like
to be spontaneous
993
00:52:25,847 --> 00:52:26,981
and try new things and stuff.
994
00:52:27,081 --> 00:52:28,348
-Oh really?
995
00:52:28,448 --> 00:52:30,283
-I wish that you had told her
about this before,
996
00:52:30,384 --> 00:52:33,921
instead of springing it on her.
It's not for everyone.
997
00:52:34,022 --> 00:52:35,489
-I think it could be fun.
998
00:52:35,590 --> 00:52:36,456
-Are you sure?
999
00:52:36,557 --> 00:52:38,760
-I'm in.
Just don't make it worse.
1000
00:52:40,028 --> 00:52:42,563
-All right.
Here comes the fun part.
1001
00:52:42,664 --> 00:52:44,032
-Okay.
1002
00:52:44,132 --> 00:52:46,500
-Just close your eyes.
1003
00:52:48,936 --> 00:52:50,004
that's right.
1004
00:52:50,104 --> 00:52:52,040
I'm gonna ask you to count
backwards from 10
1005
00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:54,642
and when you reach 1,
1006
00:52:54,742 --> 00:52:57,712
you're only going to be aware
of the sound of my voice.
1007
00:52:57,812 --> 00:52:59,981
And you're going to answer
whatever questions I ask you.
1008
00:53:00,081 --> 00:53:01,949
Do you understand?
-I do.
1009
00:53:02,050 --> 00:53:03,785
-Count backwards from 10.
1010
00:53:03,885 --> 00:53:15,029
-Ten, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four, three.
1011
00:53:15,129 --> 00:53:16,329
-Very good.
1012
00:53:17,732 --> 00:53:18,766
Do you hear me, Molly?
1013
00:53:21,468 --> 00:53:23,604
-Yes.
1014
00:53:23,705 --> 00:53:24,739
I'm not Molly.
1015
00:53:28,442 --> 00:53:30,210
-I'm sorry, who are you?
1016
00:53:30,310 --> 00:53:32,513
-There's somebody else here.
1017
00:53:32,613 --> 00:53:34,515
-Who?
1018
00:53:34,615 --> 00:53:37,317
-Vanessa.
1019
00:53:37,417 --> 00:53:39,554
-Is she dissociating?
1020
00:53:39,654 --> 00:53:40,755
-Is she what?
1021
00:53:42,422 --> 00:53:46,527
-Vanessa, welcome.
I'm glad you're here.
1022
00:53:46,627 --> 00:53:48,361
-I'm not Vanessa.
1023
00:53:48,462 --> 00:53:50,832
-Who am I talking to now?
1024
00:53:50,932 --> 00:53:51,933
-Sarah.
1025
00:53:53,634 --> 00:53:56,104
-You didn't tell me
she has DID.
1026
00:53:56,204 --> 00:53:57,605
-What?
1027
00:53:57,705 --> 00:54:00,440
-Dissociative identity disorder.
Multiple personalities.
1028
00:54:00,541 --> 00:54:02,577
If I had known that, I never
would've put her under.
1029
00:54:02,677 --> 00:54:03,644
It's not safe.
1030
00:54:03,745 --> 00:54:07,682
-Safe? Who's safe?
1031
00:54:07,782 --> 00:54:11,219
-Sarah. Sarah, it's okay.
It's all right.
1032
00:54:11,318 --> 00:54:12,854
You're safe. Sarah?
1033
00:54:14,321 --> 00:54:16,724
-This isn't Sarah.
1034
00:54:16,824 --> 00:54:19,093
-You are?
-Silk.
1035
00:54:19,193 --> 00:54:21,095
But it's not just me.
1036
00:54:21,195 --> 00:54:24,331
You're going to need
more chairs, man.
1037
00:54:24,431 --> 00:54:30,838
-Silk, it's okay. You're safe.
You are safe. Breathe.
1038
00:54:30,938 --> 00:54:32,039
-You're going to ruin it.
1039
00:54:34,509 --> 00:54:37,812
-Who am I talking to now?
-Rita, you stupid dick!
1040
00:54:37,912 --> 00:54:40,248
I know what your little game
here is, Conrad,
1041
00:54:40,347 --> 00:54:42,482
and it's not go to work.
1042
00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:44,619
-What game are you
referring to, Rita?
1043
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:45,686
-Bite me.
1044
00:54:47,387 --> 00:54:49,824
-I will not be disrespected
by you, Rita.
1045
00:54:49,924 --> 00:54:51,025
I'm going to shut this down.
1046
00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:54,128
-No. No.
1047
00:54:54,228 --> 00:54:56,030
No.
1048
00:54:56,130 --> 00:54:57,598
Please don't, don't leave yet.
1049
00:55:01,669 --> 00:55:04,272
-My name is Paul Forrester
and I'm a psychologist.
1050
00:55:04,371 --> 00:55:05,640
I'm here to help you.
1051
00:55:05,740 --> 00:55:09,677
-I can't talk to you.
She doesn't want me to.
1052
00:55:09,777 --> 00:55:11,279
-You don't have to say
anything you don't want to,
1053
00:55:11,378 --> 00:55:12,814
this is a safe space.
1054
00:55:15,116 --> 00:55:16,551
-It was him.
1055
00:55:16,651 --> 00:55:18,019
-Who?
1056
00:55:18,119 --> 00:55:19,187
-He did it.
1057
00:55:19,287 --> 00:55:20,453
-Who?
1058
00:55:22,223 --> 00:55:23,524
-Papa.
1059
00:55:26,294 --> 00:55:28,729
-Does anybody else
know about this?
1060
00:55:28,830 --> 00:55:32,432
-No.
1061
00:55:32,533 --> 00:55:34,467
-Silk, I want to remind you
that Conrad is in the room.
1062
00:55:34,569 --> 00:55:36,103
Are you okay with that?
1063
00:55:36,204 --> 00:55:38,706
-Yes. Because I love him.
1064
00:55:40,775 --> 00:55:46,514
-Silk, do you know Molly,
Vanessa, Rita, and Sarah?
1065
00:55:47,648 --> 00:55:50,852
Do you know that they are
all part of you?
1066
00:55:50,952 --> 00:55:52,920
-Please don't erase us.
1067
00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:54,989
-No. I won't erase you.
1068
00:55:59,861 --> 00:56:01,229
I think we need
a real doctor.
1069
00:56:01,329 --> 00:56:03,998
Look, I've got a PhD
in clinical psychology,
1070
00:56:04,098 --> 00:56:05,465
I just do these parlor tricks
1071
00:56:05,566 --> 00:56:07,434
on the side
for fun for friends.
1072
00:56:07,535 --> 00:56:09,937
That is not what
this woman needs.
1073
00:56:14,474 --> 00:56:16,077
-Hey, feeling any better now?
1074
00:56:20,948 --> 00:56:22,316
-You tricked me.
1075
00:56:22,415 --> 00:56:24,619
That was not cool.
1076
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:28,356
You brought someone in here
and made me think I'm crazy.
1077
00:56:28,455 --> 00:56:29,991
Create false memory?
1078
00:56:30,091 --> 00:56:31,391
-No, you're not crazy.
1079
00:56:31,491 --> 00:56:33,493
I mean, maybe
a little challenged
1080
00:56:33,594 --> 00:56:35,863
at staying as one person,
I mean, alter all the time.
1081
00:56:35,963 --> 00:56:37,531
-Bullshit!
1082
00:56:37,632 --> 00:56:39,600
Everything he said
is bullshit.
1083
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:43,237
I don't have DID,
I'm not a freak.
1084
00:56:43,337 --> 00:56:44,404
Nothing's wrong with me.
1085
00:56:44,505 --> 00:56:46,974
-Molly, I think
you are wonderful.
1086
00:56:47,074 --> 00:56:49,944
Look, I should've told you but
I was worried that you would--
1087
00:56:50,044 --> 00:56:55,415
-Break up with you?
Yup, accurate. Goodbye, Conrad.
1088
00:57:24,512 --> 00:57:26,113
I didn't want to
tell him I told you so,
1089
00:57:26,213 --> 00:57:28,549
but you know,
I did tell him so,
1090
00:57:28,649 --> 00:57:29,784
but did he listen to me?
1091
00:57:29,884 --> 00:57:30,751
Hell no.
1092
00:57:30,851 --> 00:57:33,020
Even with the best intentions,
1093
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,855
you don't mess with
people like that.
1094
00:57:34,956 --> 00:57:38,693
Hey Instagram,
oh , look at the little puppy.
1095
00:57:38,793 --> 00:57:41,095
A male in my life
who doesn't suck.
1096
00:57:41,195 --> 00:57:43,097
Oh, dogged on Instagram.
1097
00:57:43,197 --> 00:57:44,398
Hi, friends.
1098
00:57:44,497 --> 00:57:47,668
Oh, look, snickerdoodle coffee
the bestest.
1099
00:57:50,404 --> 00:57:51,706
Oh, wait.
1100
00:57:51,806 --> 00:57:53,541
You thought my boy Conrad
was going to give up?
1101
00:57:53,641 --> 00:57:56,410
Hell no. He is one
determined mother.
1102
00:57:56,510 --> 00:57:58,946
-You said I couldn't call you.
1103
00:57:59,046 --> 00:58:02,717
But I know you like your
snickerdoodle flavored coffee.
1104
00:58:02,817 --> 00:58:05,553
So I'm just gonna
leave it right here.
1105
00:58:05,653 --> 00:58:07,755
Right on the door.
1106
00:58:07,855 --> 00:58:12,326
Just make sure the Amazon thief
does not steal it.
1107
00:58:12,426 --> 00:58:14,795
I know he likes
his gourmet coffee.
1108
00:58:47,395 --> 00:58:48,863
-Did the boss do his job?
1109
00:58:51,298 --> 00:58:52,633
-I'm sorry?
1110
00:58:52,733 --> 00:58:55,436
-Paul, did he fix your girl?
What happened?
1111
00:58:55,536 --> 00:58:58,806
-Oh, no.
1112
00:58:58,906 --> 00:59:00,875
She dumped me.
1113
00:59:00,975 --> 00:59:02,009
-Tough break, kid.
1114
00:59:04,111 --> 00:59:06,347
Hey, you never told me
about the dish.
1115
00:59:06,447 --> 00:59:08,049
Crabcakes.
1116
00:59:08,149 --> 00:59:10,151
How'd they come out?
1117
00:59:10,251 --> 00:59:13,754
-Oh, Molly said
they were good.
1118
00:59:13,854 --> 00:59:16,657
After she was done fake choking
and giving me a heart attack.
1119
00:59:18,692 --> 00:59:20,628
-Hey, I'll tell you what.
1120
00:59:20,728 --> 00:59:23,564
Why don't you stay late today?
Make it for me.
1121
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,235
Yeah.
1122
01:00:09,610 --> 01:00:10,744
Oh. kid.
1123
01:00:14,081 --> 01:00:15,883
Kid.
1124
01:00:15,983 --> 01:00:17,552
I don't know what to tell you.
1125
01:00:17,651 --> 01:00:19,220
-I guess I'm one for three.
1126
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:23,390
-I mean, this is almost.
1127
01:00:23,491 --> 01:00:25,759
this is almost
as good as Frank's.
1128
01:00:26,627 --> 01:00:27,928
-What?
1129
01:00:28,028 --> 01:00:29,797
Yes, I win.
1130
01:00:29,897 --> 01:00:32,500
-Now, listen. Don't get cocky,
but how about tomorrow night,
1131
01:00:32,601 --> 01:00:35,169
you come help Reggie
with the pizza, okay?
1132
01:00:35,269 --> 01:00:36,470
-What about Frank?
1133
01:00:36,571 --> 01:00:40,341
-He'll live, he's a big boy.
Talent is talent.
1134
01:00:40,441 --> 01:00:41,475
End of story.
1135
01:00:41,576 --> 01:00:42,977
-Why is he helping me?
1136
01:00:43,077 --> 01:00:44,011
-Try this.
1137
01:00:45,212 --> 01:00:46,180
Come on, try it.
1138
01:00:49,049 --> 01:00:50,284
Come on. Try it.
1139
01:00:56,790 --> 01:00:58,125
-Your boy did good.
1140
01:00:58,225 --> 01:00:59,660
What is steel wool
still doing here?
1141
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:01,996
-Frank, come on. Come in here,
try this. Hurry up.
1142
01:01:05,332 --> 01:01:06,400
-Frank.
1143
01:01:08,369 --> 01:01:09,970
Frank.
1144
01:01:27,688 --> 01:01:30,691
It's terrific.
Are you happy?
1145
01:01:30,791 --> 01:01:32,594
Don't even think about it.
1146
01:01:32,693 --> 01:01:34,862
Now clock out
so you stop costing us money.
1147
01:01:42,469 --> 01:01:44,271
I just love that walk.
1148
01:01:44,371 --> 01:01:45,339
Yum.
1149
01:01:55,049 --> 01:01:56,483
-What?
1150
01:01:56,585 --> 01:01:59,554
-I just-- I wanted to say.
1151
01:01:59,654 --> 01:02:01,222
have you ever told her
how you feel?
1152
01:02:02,591 --> 01:02:04,124
-What the hell
are you talking about?
1153
01:02:04,225 --> 01:02:05,459
-Regina.
1154
01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:13,767
-What the hell difference
does it make?
1155
01:02:13,867 --> 01:02:14,935
She'd never go
for a guy like me.
1156
01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:16,904
She could have
any guy she wants.
1157
01:02:17,004 --> 01:02:18,540
-Yeah, but that's just it.
1158
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:21,308
I mean, how do you know
until you ask?
1159
01:02:21,408 --> 01:02:23,177
She might be waiting for you
to make the first move.
1160
01:02:25,312 --> 01:02:28,215
-What about you?
Have you ever, you know--?
1161
01:02:28,315 --> 01:02:29,917
-Me?
-Yeah.
1162
01:02:30,017 --> 01:02:33,688
-No. Oh God no, I would never--
1163
01:02:33,787 --> 01:02:35,256
She's more of a match for you.
1164
01:02:36,991 --> 01:02:44,298
-Maybe, but if she turns me
down, you're a dead man.
1165
01:02:46,668 --> 01:02:48,035
-Fair enough.
1166
01:02:50,371 --> 01:02:52,072
Inspired
by his advice to Frank,
1167
01:02:52,172 --> 01:02:55,610
Conrad thought Molly might
respond to a bolder approach.
1168
01:03:01,181 --> 01:03:03,150
-Hey. Molly.
1169
01:03:15,229 --> 01:03:16,463
Oh, the humanity.
1170
01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:23,772
Wow, that was actually
cringeworthy!
1171
01:03:23,871 --> 01:03:24,972
Can you call 911
1172
01:03:25,072 --> 01:03:27,676
because I'm about to die
from embarrassment.
1173
01:03:29,744 --> 01:03:30,779
You know, better yet,
call the cops
1174
01:03:30,878 --> 01:03:32,647
because I'd like to
report a murder.
1175
01:03:32,747 --> 01:03:35,916
You just killed
my love of music.
1176
01:03:37,084 --> 01:03:38,986
You know,
I'm lactose intolerant,
1177
01:03:39,086 --> 01:03:41,855
and I can fart out
a better song than that.
1178
01:03:41,955 --> 01:03:43,190
That was good.
1179
01:03:43,290 --> 01:03:44,726
-You know,
I'm not a religious person,
1180
01:03:44,858 --> 01:03:48,530
but I'm actually
praying for deafness.
1181
01:03:50,898 --> 01:03:52,399
There is nothing
like good singing.
1182
01:03:52,499 --> 01:03:55,336
And you know what?
That was nothing like it.
1183
01:03:57,204 --> 01:03:58,372
-Thank you, Hal.
1184
01:03:58,472 --> 01:03:59,907
How does it feel
to have that little talent?
1185
01:04:00,007 --> 01:04:01,543
I'm going to pass you
a paper bag,
1186
01:04:01,643 --> 01:04:03,712
try to play your way
out of it.
1187
01:04:12,319 --> 01:04:14,723
-Not bad. Not bad.
1188
01:04:14,823 --> 01:04:16,256
All right,
it was pretty weak,
1189
01:04:16,357 --> 01:04:18,959
but not a fourth-grader
playing violin weak.
1190
01:04:19,059 --> 01:04:21,495
-You are just
full of encouragement.
1191
01:04:24,164 --> 01:04:26,500
-Look.
1192
01:04:26,601 --> 01:04:28,369
Maybe she just needs time.
1193
01:04:28,469 --> 01:04:29,937
I don't know a whole lot
about what she's got
1194
01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:32,807
but if she was ever able
to merge them all
1195
01:04:32,906 --> 01:04:37,044
back into one thingy,
who would you pick?
1196
01:04:37,144 --> 01:04:39,848
-What, pick?
-Idiot.
1197
01:04:39,947 --> 01:04:44,786
No. Of the 5, 6, 7 person--
whatever,
1198
01:04:44,885 --> 01:04:47,955
which one would you want
to be the one?
1199
01:04:48,055 --> 01:04:50,257
-They're actually
all really cool.
1200
01:04:50,357 --> 01:04:51,358
-Hm.
1201
01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:52,560
-Even the lesbian.
1202
01:04:52,660 --> 01:04:54,061
-There's a lesbian in there?
1203
01:04:54,161 --> 01:04:55,229
-Yeah.
1204
01:04:55,329 --> 01:04:57,197
-Have you ever asked
about a threesome?
1205
01:04:57,297 --> 01:04:58,365
-Actually.
1206
01:04:58,465 --> 01:05:01,201
-That would be a horrible
insensitive joke, Conrad.
1207
01:05:03,671 --> 01:05:05,439
Dude, which one
is the main one?
1208
01:05:05,540 --> 01:05:07,408
Like the real one?
1209
01:05:07,509 --> 01:05:08,342
-I don't know.
1210
01:05:08,442 --> 01:05:11,145
That therapist guy Paul
thinks it's Silk.
1211
01:05:11,245 --> 01:05:13,914
-Hmm. Well, if she ever
comes back,
1212
01:05:14,014 --> 01:05:16,383
you gotta be okay
with that one.
1213
01:05:16,483 --> 01:05:19,019
-Yeah, I know.
1214
01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:21,121
-Dude, of all the women
that I've seen you date
1215
01:05:21,221 --> 01:05:24,626
over the last ten years,
why this one?
1216
01:05:24,726 --> 01:05:28,195
I mean, I remember that hot
swimsuit model that you ghosted
1217
01:05:28,295 --> 01:05:30,832
because she took your
Paul McCartney action figure
1218
01:05:30,931 --> 01:05:32,801
out of the box
and started playing with it.
1219
01:05:32,901 --> 01:05:35,737
-It was meant to be in the box.
What is wrong with some people?
1220
01:05:35,837 --> 01:05:39,173
-Dude, you ever think
maybe it's you?
1221
01:05:41,776 --> 01:05:43,310
I love you, but come on.
1222
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:48,282
-Yeah. Maybe.
You're right.
1223
01:05:52,953 --> 01:05:55,322
I realize I have
some work to do too.
1224
01:05:56,591 --> 01:05:58,292
-Damn, dude.
1225
01:05:58,392 --> 01:06:01,061
I never thought
I'd hear you say that.
1226
01:06:02,697 --> 01:06:04,566
I'm proud of you, man.
1227
01:06:08,837 --> 01:06:10,971
Show me somethin' better.
1228
01:06:11,071 --> 01:06:12,339
Whatever, man,
whatever that was.
1229
01:06:12,439 --> 01:06:15,442
-I was just warming up.
-Yeah, yeah, warming up.
1230
01:06:30,424 --> 01:06:32,660
-Yeah, that's me.
1231
01:06:59,654 --> 01:07:03,658
Come in. Sit down.
1232
01:07:08,328 --> 01:07:17,471
So, how can I help you?
1233
01:07:19,007 --> 01:07:21,876
-I'm sorry. I.
1234
01:07:21,976 --> 01:07:25,445
I was trying to be supportive.
I just want to understand her.
1235
01:07:25,547 --> 01:07:28,583
-Well, let me be very clear
that Molly is not my patient,
1236
01:07:28,683 --> 01:07:31,519
otherwise I wouldn't be able
to discuss anything
1237
01:07:31,619 --> 01:07:34,022
about her with you
without her consent.
1238
01:07:34,121 --> 01:07:40,294
-Understood. Yeah.
Rita mentioned a system.
1239
01:07:40,394 --> 01:07:42,664
-The system is how
they identify their bodies
1240
01:07:42,764 --> 01:07:45,934
since they cannot relate to
themselves as one.
1241
01:07:46,034 --> 01:07:49,369
-Is. Silk the real her?
1242
01:07:51,973 --> 01:07:57,912
-It seems that she would be
what we call the executive host
1243
01:07:58,012 --> 01:08:02,149
to the alters or the alternative
personalities.
1244
01:08:02,249 --> 01:08:07,789
The idea
is a tricky one, Conrad.
1245
01:08:07,889 --> 01:08:11,893
Sometimes it's a matter of
making friends with the alters,
1246
01:08:11,993 --> 01:08:16,430
just being okay with that,
and other times,
1247
01:08:16,531 --> 01:08:20,233
it's a matter of wanting
to fuse the personalities,
1248
01:08:20,334 --> 01:08:23,503
all of the personalities
and their memories into one.
1249
01:08:25,172 --> 01:08:27,274
Depends on the individual,
but in either case,
1250
01:08:27,374 --> 01:08:31,579
it requires a unanimous decision
from all of the personalities.
1251
01:08:34,181 --> 01:08:35,750
-What do you think?
1252
01:08:37,719 --> 01:08:39,721
-The fact that she introduced
herself by name
1253
01:08:39,821 --> 01:08:41,723
as the alternates
1254
01:08:41,823 --> 01:08:44,659
means that she trusts you
and she cares about you.
1255
01:08:46,226 --> 01:08:49,764
-Sort of like
meeting the family?
1256
01:08:49,864 --> 01:08:52,265
-In an odd sense, yes.
1257
01:08:59,841 --> 01:09:01,743
-I want to help her.
1258
01:09:04,444 --> 01:09:06,346
-So why don't we start there?
1259
01:09:18,526 --> 01:09:22,162
-These flowers were homeless
and I was hoping
1260
01:09:22,262 --> 01:09:24,364
you could spare them
a room for the night.
1261
01:09:26,134 --> 01:09:27,935
-Please stop, Conrad.
1262
01:09:34,241 --> 01:09:37,145
-Nice job, asshole.
1263
01:09:37,244 --> 01:09:40,648
Homeless flowers!
God, that was lame!
1264
01:09:40,748 --> 01:09:45,053
If only she could see
what I can see.
1265
01:09:45,153 --> 01:09:47,354
She can. She can.
1266
01:09:56,164 --> 01:09:58,265
-Silk.
-Urgh, what's that?
1267
01:09:58,365 --> 01:09:59,534
-Something I felt you could use.
1268
01:09:59,634 --> 01:10:00,735
-Should I get
a restraining order?
1269
01:10:00,835 --> 01:10:01,836
Since you keep showing up.
1270
01:10:01,936 --> 01:10:03,971
-Look, please just take it.
1271
01:10:04,072 --> 01:10:05,305
I know you don't believe me,
but maybe
1272
01:10:05,405 --> 01:10:08,408
if you saw it for yourself,
it's a security camera.
1273
01:10:08,509 --> 01:10:10,444
-You mean, so I can see you
coming beforehand,
1274
01:10:10,545 --> 01:10:12,379
so I can throw water balloons
filled with acid
1275
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:14,314
out my window at you.
1276
01:10:14,414 --> 01:10:16,851
Great idea. Super thoughtful.
-Okay, fine.
1277
01:10:16,951 --> 01:10:18,986
You know what, you win.
1278
01:10:19,087 --> 01:10:21,022
I'm here if you decide
you need me,
1279
01:10:21,122 --> 01:10:22,890
but I refuse to
keep torturing myself.
1280
01:10:24,357 --> 01:10:28,495
Bye.
1281
01:11:03,831 --> 01:11:09,637
- Wow!
Super attitude. Yeah!
1282
01:11:09,737 --> 01:11:11,606
Spark on!
1283
01:12:00,922 --> 01:12:06,127
-Hi, I'm Molly.
And this is me. Recording.
1284
01:12:15,870 --> 01:12:17,538
Son of a--,
where'd I leave my guitar?
1285
01:12:20,107 --> 01:12:22,877
I just know I had my sunglasses
in here somewhere.
1286
01:12:24,245 --> 01:12:29,349
Oh, I'm out of ciggies! Gigi
must've nicked the last one.
1287
01:12:29,449 --> 01:12:31,819
Don't forget to erase this
in the morning.
1288
01:12:50,238 --> 01:12:51,772
-Please.
1289
01:13:26,307 --> 01:13:29,644
-Thinner. thicker.
1290
01:13:29,744 --> 01:13:33,381
Thinner in the middle.
thick on the edge.
1291
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:35,549
This is called a deep dish,
Boy-O.
1292
01:13:35,650 --> 01:13:38,352
But I do like a deep dish ass.
1293
01:13:38,451 --> 01:13:41,255
Come on, Conrad,
sing with me.
1294
01:13:41,355 --> 01:13:44,025
Sing with me.
1295
01:13:51,732 --> 01:13:53,868
Forget the singing,
back to pizza.
1296
01:13:55,903 --> 01:13:57,772
Yeah, even thinner.
1297
01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:03,177
Nice work, steel wool.
1298
01:14:21,929 --> 01:14:25,766
I'm so sorry, Conrad.
You were right.
1299
01:14:25,866 --> 01:14:27,234
Can we talk?
1300
01:14:36,644 --> 01:14:40,948
-New assistant chef,
starting next week.
1301
01:14:45,186 --> 01:14:46,954
-Yes!
1302
01:14:55,529 --> 01:14:56,664
-I did it, Conrad.
1303
01:15:04,138 --> 01:15:06,774
Son of a--,
where'd I leave my guitar?
1304
01:15:06,874 --> 01:15:09,810
I just know I had my sunglasses
in here somewhere.
1305
01:15:09,910 --> 01:15:14,815
Oh, I'm out of ciggies! Gigi
must've nicked the last one.
1306
01:15:14,915 --> 01:15:17,818
Don't forget to erase this
in the morning.
1307
01:15:17,918 --> 01:15:23,224
-All the unaccounted-for time,
shopping,
1308
01:15:23,324 --> 01:15:25,426
now it all makes sense.
1309
01:15:25,526 --> 01:15:27,862
I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
1310
01:15:29,630 --> 01:15:31,999
-I'm sorry that I wasn't
honest with you about Paul.
1311
01:15:32,099 --> 01:15:35,836
I wanted to help. I did.
1312
01:15:35,936 --> 01:15:38,139
But I didn't know how.
So I panicked and I--
1313
01:15:38,239 --> 01:15:40,574
-I started seeing him yesterday.
1314
01:15:49,784 --> 01:15:52,420
-Hey, this is a good thing.
1315
01:15:59,326 --> 01:16:00,661
-I'm sorry.
1316
01:16:15,576 --> 01:16:19,013
-Man, you're having
the spirits at home too?
1317
01:16:19,113 --> 01:16:21,382
Molly and Sarah
tell you you're hard-core.
1318
01:16:21,482 --> 01:16:22,683
-Spirits?
1319
01:16:22,783 --> 01:16:24,652
-That's what they put
in cocktails in Europe.
1320
01:16:24,752 --> 01:16:25,920
I've been away too long.
1321
01:16:26,020 --> 01:16:29,490
-Actually thought she was
possessed for a minute.
1322
01:16:29,590 --> 01:16:30,791
I just hoped I haven't
make things worse.
1323
01:16:30,891 --> 01:16:32,960
-No, man.
You did the right thing.
1324
01:16:33,060 --> 01:16:35,830
No! No way does God just
roll up out of the sky
1325
01:16:35,930 --> 01:16:38,499
and just blast
my damn magical armor?
1326
01:16:38,599 --> 01:16:40,701
All right, coat myself
in fairy dust
1327
01:16:40,801 --> 01:16:45,139
and eat a long sword mofo.
1328
01:16:45,239 --> 01:16:49,076
-She's been seeing Paul
for a few weeks now, so maybe.
1329
01:16:49,176 --> 01:16:50,778
-You cool with Silk
being the real one?
1330
01:16:50,878 --> 01:16:52,246
-Yeah.
1331
01:16:53,814 --> 01:16:58,152
-Agh! Killed by a slap of gold,
the story of my life.
1332
01:16:58,252 --> 01:17:00,788
-They're not called the real
one, they hate that.
1333
01:17:00,888 --> 01:17:03,324
It's actually
"host of the system."
1334
01:17:03,424 --> 01:17:05,659
-Right.
1335
01:17:05,759 --> 01:17:07,361
-Yes. Next level.
1336
01:17:07,461 --> 01:17:09,964
-I hate you. I hate you.
1337
01:17:10,064 --> 01:17:12,099
Well, if she's
as talented as you say,
1338
01:17:12,199 --> 01:17:13,734
maybe when she's on
the straight and narrow,
1339
01:17:13,834 --> 01:17:15,870
she can come play with us.
1340
01:17:15,970 --> 01:17:18,573
-I only have two controllers,
I need to get another one.
1341
01:17:18,672 --> 01:17:20,575
-Dude, as a singer.
I need a singer now
1342
01:17:20,674 --> 01:17:21,976
that Jane is gone?
1343
01:17:22,076 --> 01:17:23,444
-Oh!
-Yeah.
1344
01:17:23,545 --> 01:17:25,580
-Oh, I get it.
I failed my audition.
1345
01:17:25,679 --> 01:17:27,148
Okay, I'm fine.
1346
01:17:27,248 --> 01:17:29,783
-Dude, first of all,
you're not a singer.
1347
01:17:29,884 --> 01:17:32,521
Second of all,
you got a good thing going on
1348
01:17:32,621 --> 01:17:34,855
at the restaurant,
be grateful.
1349
01:17:34,955 --> 01:17:37,324
This musician's life
is not for everybody.
1350
01:17:37,424 --> 01:17:40,828
Staying in lousy hotels,
no sleep, bad for relationships.
1351
01:17:40,928 --> 01:17:43,697
Like we all want to be
Kendrick or Legend or.
1352
01:17:43,797 --> 01:17:47,801
the Spice Girls.
1353
01:17:47,902 --> 01:17:49,837
-So many of us are never that.
1354
01:17:50,971 --> 01:17:52,072
But that means
that I still want to meet
1355
01:17:52,173 --> 01:17:54,141
your rocker-et cetera
girlfriend.
1356
01:17:54,241 --> 01:17:55,776
-Why don't you come
meet her tonight?
1357
01:17:55,876 --> 01:17:58,112
I'm making her dinner
as soon as I get off my shift.
1358
01:17:58,212 --> 01:18:00,214
It's my first day
as assistant chef.
1359
01:18:00,314 --> 01:18:02,716
-Okay.
1360
01:18:02,816 --> 01:18:05,554
will never turn down
free food, let's go.
1361
01:18:05,654 --> 01:18:06,687
-All right.
-Dial me back in.
1362
01:18:06,787 --> 01:18:08,822
Got it.
1363
01:18:08,923 --> 01:18:10,791
I was finally
meeting Silk in person,
1364
01:18:10,891 --> 01:18:13,227
and I won't lie,
I was a little nervous.
1365
01:18:13,327 --> 01:18:15,362
But Conrad assured me
she'd been doing great.
1366
01:18:15,462 --> 01:18:18,567
However, nothing could have
prepared me for that dinner.
1367
01:18:18,667 --> 01:18:21,268
Evening, kids.
1368
01:18:21,368 --> 01:18:24,171
Congratulations on your
first time cooking with Regina.
1369
01:18:24,271 --> 01:18:26,740
I hope we all survive.
1370
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:27,775
-Will, this is Molly.
1371
01:18:27,875 --> 01:18:29,511
-Nice to meet you.
-Hey.
1372
01:18:29,611 --> 01:18:31,845
-I thought I was meeting Silk.
1373
01:18:31,946 --> 01:18:34,683
-Well, Silk was here
but then she--
1374
01:18:34,782 --> 01:18:36,183
-Dude, what the hell
we doing in this joint?
1375
01:18:36,283 --> 01:18:37,652
Who's this bitch?
1376
01:18:37,751 --> 01:18:39,086
-Who the hell are you?
Hi, I'm Will.
1377
01:18:39,186 --> 01:18:41,255
-Silk. Pleasure to meet you,
jerk-off.
1378
01:18:41,355 --> 01:18:45,059
I like this one, she's awesome.
1379
01:18:45,159 --> 01:18:47,861
I hear you are in a band?
Killer singer.
1380
01:18:47,962 --> 01:18:49,330
-Yep, I'm a songwriter too.
1381
01:18:49,430 --> 01:18:52,399
-Oh, okay. Well, you know,
we just lost our lead singer,
1382
01:18:52,499 --> 01:18:54,235
so maybe
you could join the band.
1383
01:18:54,335 --> 01:18:56,003
What'd you think? Huh?
1384
01:18:59,541 --> 01:19:01,175
-Hey, mate.
1385
01:19:01,275 --> 01:19:02,243
-Is this still Silk?
1386
01:19:02,343 --> 01:19:05,479
-No, that's Sarah, lesbian.
1387
01:19:05,580 --> 01:19:06,914
-That's weird.
1388
01:19:07,014 --> 01:19:08,215
-You have a problem
with gay women?
1389
01:19:08,315 --> 01:19:10,652
-No! No. No.
1390
01:19:10,751 --> 01:19:13,588
-No. Why?
-You left these on the counter.
1391
01:19:13,688 --> 01:19:15,557
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
1392
01:19:15,657 --> 01:19:17,358
-Hey, babe.
Ready to blow this joint?
1393
01:19:17,458 --> 01:19:18,459
-Sure, babe.
1394
01:19:24,932 --> 01:19:26,300
Let's go, sexy.
1395
01:19:27,535 --> 01:19:29,370
I think I'm missing
a joke in there somewhere.
1396
01:19:29,470 --> 01:19:31,740
But, all right.
1397
01:19:31,839 --> 01:19:35,075
-Sorry, Sarah, but we're
trying to talk to Silk.
1398
01:19:35,175 --> 01:19:36,243
-She's busy.
1399
01:19:36,343 --> 01:19:37,378
-Doing what, exactly?
1400
01:19:37,478 --> 01:19:40,749
Cleaning the blinds upstairs?
Getting a massage?
1401
01:19:40,848 --> 01:19:42,383
-Maybe you should mind
your own business,
1402
01:19:42,483 --> 01:19:43,551
goddamn pencil dick.
1403
01:19:43,652 --> 01:19:46,521
-Oh, what's happening now?
1404
01:19:46,621 --> 01:19:49,390
-Rita. We don't mean Silk
any harm.
1405
01:19:49,490 --> 01:19:51,058
We just wanted to.
1406
01:19:51,158 --> 01:19:52,393
-Wanted what?
1407
01:19:52,493 --> 01:19:55,062
-Uh-huh! Out, demon lady, out.
1408
01:19:55,162 --> 01:19:59,266
Andale shaka, topaca,
Beyonce and Baraka,
1409
01:19:59,366 --> 01:20:01,770
in the name of Jesus.
1410
01:20:01,869 --> 01:20:03,437
Huh! That's what I thought.
1411
01:20:03,538 --> 01:20:06,708
See, you gotta be forceful with
these negative entities, Conrad.
1412
01:20:06,807 --> 01:20:08,442
-You thought what, jackass?
1413
01:20:08,543 --> 01:20:10,477
-Hey, a little help.
1414
01:20:10,578 --> 01:20:12,413
-Okay, you did just try
to exorcise my girlfriend,
1415
01:20:12,514 --> 01:20:13,947
so I'm on her side.
1416
01:20:14,048 --> 01:20:15,816
-You know what, Silk and I
could talk another time.
1417
01:20:15,916 --> 01:20:20,321
- Nice meeting you, Conrad.
- Wow!
1418
01:20:22,423 --> 01:20:24,659
-You had every right
to defend yourself.
1419
01:20:24,759 --> 01:20:28,128
He had it coming.
Besides, he's a Buddhist.
1420
01:20:28,228 --> 01:20:29,597
I don't know
what he was thinking.
1421
01:20:31,865 --> 01:20:35,169
-You really do care,
don't you?
1422
01:20:35,269 --> 01:20:40,742
-I do. I care about you.
As. whoever you are.
1423
01:20:40,841 --> 01:20:45,613
Silk, Vanessa, Molly, Sarah.
1424
01:20:45,714 --> 01:20:48,148
Okay, maybe not Rita.
1425
01:20:48,248 --> 01:20:52,687
But only because she's kind of
rude and bossy and controlling,
1426
01:20:52,787 --> 01:20:54,689
but hey, I'm sure
she's a lovely person.
1427
01:20:54,789 --> 01:20:56,023
-We had a rose system.
1428
01:20:56,123 --> 01:20:57,991
Most systems
give themselves a name,
1429
01:20:58,092 --> 01:21:00,427
and we all like rose gold, so.
1430
01:21:01,862 --> 01:21:05,032
-Sarah? Are you feeling
all right?
1431
01:21:05,132 --> 01:21:06,166
Hey.
1432
01:21:12,574 --> 01:21:15,175
-Where am I?
1433
01:21:15,275 --> 01:21:16,544
-In a restaurant.
1434
01:21:17,846 --> 01:21:21,516
Hi. My name's Conrad.
1435
01:21:21,616 --> 01:21:25,452
-Maxine. Max for short.
1436
01:21:25,553 --> 01:21:32,694
-Do you know who Silk is?
Vanessa, Sarah, Molly, Rita?
1437
01:21:32,794 --> 01:21:37,364
-I know they're all me, but
I haven't been out in decades.
1438
01:21:39,166 --> 01:21:43,170
I remember when I was seven,
but everything else feels like
1439
01:21:43,270 --> 01:21:47,241
I was watching life
from behind a glass wall.
1440
01:21:47,341 --> 01:21:49,811
-Now I get your obsession
with the number seven.
1441
01:21:49,910 --> 01:21:52,246
Your birth name was Maxine,
1442
01:21:52,346 --> 01:21:56,450
then Maxine went dormant
and Silk took over?
1443
01:21:56,551 --> 01:22:02,557
-Silk was next, yeah.
Or, so they told me.
1444
01:22:02,657 --> 01:22:05,527
I trust you, right?
1445
01:22:05,627 --> 01:22:07,961
-Yeah, you do.
1446
01:22:08,061 --> 01:22:11,599
-Can you tell me more
about them?
1447
01:22:11,699 --> 01:22:13,167
-You want to be impulsive?
1448
01:22:15,302 --> 01:22:19,173
Silk is an amazing singer
and her band members love her.
1449
01:22:19,273 --> 01:22:22,510
Wears a lot of makeup
to look cool and badass,
1450
01:22:22,610 --> 01:22:25,547
but she doesn't have to wear
any at all to be beautiful.
1451
01:22:25,647 --> 01:22:26,881
-Tell me more.
1452
01:22:26,980 --> 01:22:32,152
-Well, Molly is a video blogger,
she's a vegetarian.
1453
01:22:32,252 --> 01:22:36,023
She mostly reviews makeup
but there are some outliers.
1454
01:22:36,123 --> 01:22:40,961
She is snarky, she is fun,
and she hates driving.
1455
01:22:41,061 --> 01:22:44,498
Although ironically,
she loves Grand Theft Auto.
1456
01:22:44,599 --> 01:22:45,934
-Hates driving?
1457
01:22:46,033 --> 01:22:48,135
How the heck can you live in LA
and hate driving?
1458
01:22:48,235 --> 01:22:52,306
-Well, Vanessa loves barbecue
and is an amazing chef.
1459
01:22:52,406 --> 01:22:54,943
She also loves animals
although she does eat them,
1460
01:22:55,042 --> 01:22:57,978
but no judgment.
She has great legs.
1461
01:23:00,247 --> 01:23:02,349
And even though
Sarah is a lesbian,
1462
01:23:02,449 --> 01:23:07,120
and no way interested in me,
she is a kind and generous soul,
1463
01:23:07,221 --> 01:23:09,791
and she really helped with
being able to talk to.
1464
01:23:09,891 --> 01:23:12,359
well, all of you.
-Then, thank you, Sarah.
1465
01:23:12,459 --> 01:23:13,761
-Yeah.
1466
01:23:26,039 --> 01:23:27,775
I think I'm in love with you.
1467
01:23:33,313 --> 01:23:34,481
-Me too.
1468
01:23:40,020 --> 01:23:41,990
I have so many memories
from my past
1469
01:23:42,089 --> 01:23:44,792
that I can't even access.
1470
01:23:44,893 --> 01:23:46,493
-Look.
1471
01:23:46,594 --> 01:23:48,462
I know what it's like
to start over.
1472
01:23:48,563 --> 01:23:51,966
My parents split when I was 12,
and my dad moved away.
1473
01:23:52,065 --> 01:23:55,803
I. felt like I didn't know
who I was anymore.
1474
01:23:55,904 --> 01:23:58,205
And I didn't like myself
because he left.
1475
01:23:58,305 --> 01:24:00,307
I felt like he left
because of me.
1476
01:24:00,407 --> 01:24:02,877
-My parents traveled a lot
but they'd leave me
1477
01:24:02,977 --> 01:24:05,914
with my grandparents
when they went away.
1478
01:24:06,014 --> 01:24:07,782
-Is that when Silk showed up?
1479
01:24:07,882 --> 01:24:09,517
-I think they were always there.
1480
01:24:11,451 --> 01:24:13,521
I'm still trying to
understand myself.
1481
01:24:15,690 --> 01:24:21,328
but I guess. I wanted to
keep the scary parts away.
1482
01:24:21,428 --> 01:24:24,699
And that. caused them
to fracture.
1483
01:24:27,969 --> 01:24:29,938
They had walls between them.
1484
01:24:30,038 --> 01:24:35,543
And then one alter
became two and then three.
1485
01:24:36,711 --> 01:24:39,413
-A pizza analogy.
1486
01:24:39,514 --> 01:24:42,115
DID for dummies.
1487
01:24:42,215 --> 01:24:45,853
-I'm sorry
I'm so much trouble.
1488
01:24:45,954 --> 01:24:50,959
-No. Hey, by diving
into your shadows,
1489
01:24:51,059 --> 01:24:53,661
I had to look at my own.
1490
01:24:53,761 --> 01:24:56,196
Started when my dad left.
1491
01:24:56,296 --> 01:24:58,398
I'd line up my albums
and categorize them
1492
01:24:58,498 --> 01:25:04,104
by genre and year
and color and label.
1493
01:25:04,204 --> 01:25:07,140
I had a spreadsheet
of every battery in the house,
1494
01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:09,142
where it was,
and its charge level.
1495
01:25:09,242 --> 01:25:11,211
I'd brush my teeth
five times a day
1496
01:25:11,311 --> 01:25:13,748
with five different
toothbrushes.
1497
01:25:13,848 --> 01:25:15,917
It's weird, I know.
1498
01:25:16,017 --> 01:25:17,852
-At least
you remember doing it.
1499
01:25:20,187 --> 01:25:21,455
-I have OCD.
1500
01:25:27,194 --> 01:25:29,564
-I noticed.
1501
01:25:48,448 --> 01:25:52,486
-Yeah, no, I'm meeting with
Paul and Maxine right now.
1502
01:25:52,587 --> 01:25:53,955
As you said, it was
totally the right call,
1503
01:25:54,055 --> 01:25:57,424
and hey, I'm really looking
forward to meeting your girl.
1504
01:25:57,525 --> 01:25:58,660
Cool.
1505
01:26:06,299 --> 01:26:07,835
-I got you a present.
1506
01:26:14,542 --> 01:26:16,878
-Mm-mm.
1507
01:26:16,978 --> 01:26:20,014
Maxine has a few things she'd
like to share with you, Conrad.
1508
01:26:21,214 --> 01:26:23,316
-You ready?
1509
01:26:23,417 --> 01:26:25,586
-I have to go away.
1510
01:26:25,687 --> 01:26:28,756
-Go where?
I can give you a ride
1511
01:26:28,856 --> 01:26:31,859
since I know you don't
always like to drive.
1512
01:26:31,959 --> 01:26:34,762
-No, I mean, home to Michigan.
1513
01:26:34,862 --> 01:26:37,865
I need to talk to my family,
tell them what happened.
1514
01:26:37,965 --> 01:26:39,834
They never knew.
1515
01:26:39,934 --> 01:26:42,103
-Let me come with you.
1516
01:26:42,202 --> 01:26:45,707
-I'm sorry, Conrad.
You've been amazing.
1517
01:26:45,807 --> 01:26:48,042
But I need to
figure this out on my own.
1518
01:26:48,142 --> 01:26:50,178
I have a whole life
ahead of me now.
1519
01:26:50,277 --> 01:26:52,547
Understanding them.
1520
01:26:52,647 --> 01:26:55,449
-I know. I.
I mean, it's great.
1521
01:26:55,550 --> 01:26:57,151
I mean, you have Paul here
helping you to manage.
1522
01:26:57,250 --> 01:26:58,619
And you have me,
1523
01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:02,790
and you really expanded my mind
and helped me too. I mean--
1524
01:27:02,890 --> 01:27:04,324
-I need to know who me is
1525
01:27:04,424 --> 01:27:07,562
before I can lose myself
in someone else.
1526
01:27:07,662 --> 01:27:11,165
-Hey. I won't let you get lost.
I'll get you
1527
01:27:11,264 --> 01:27:13,400
a little lost and found tag
and everything.
1528
01:27:17,437 --> 01:27:21,676
-You've helped me a lot.
And for that, I'm grateful.
1529
01:27:21,776 --> 01:27:23,211
But.
1530
01:27:23,310 --> 01:27:24,545
-What she's trying
to tell you, Conrad,
1531
01:27:24,645 --> 01:27:27,515
is that she needs her own time.
1532
01:27:31,953 --> 01:27:33,621
-Two against one, huh?
1533
01:27:35,255 --> 01:27:38,059
-It's not that
she doesn't care about you.
1534
01:27:38,159 --> 01:27:40,360
You've been there for her
in a very big way.
1535
01:27:46,299 --> 01:27:48,268
-I'm not going to win this one,
will I?
1536
01:27:50,138 --> 01:27:54,274
I get it. I love you.
1537
01:27:55,710 --> 01:27:57,277
And I want what's best
for you to be happy.
1538
01:27:57,377 --> 01:28:02,016
Just. please don't erase me.
1539
01:28:37,417 --> 01:28:39,086
-To heartbreakers.
1540
01:28:43,758 --> 01:28:46,093
If it isn't
the love of my life.
1541
01:28:48,395 --> 01:28:50,031
Conrad, meet my new lady.
1542
01:28:50,131 --> 01:28:51,632
-What?
1543
01:28:51,732 --> 01:28:53,868
-I took a chance
and asked Kristen out.
1544
01:28:53,968 --> 01:28:54,836
She said yes.
1545
01:28:54,936 --> 01:28:56,904
-I told him
I thought you were hotter,
1546
01:28:57,004 --> 01:28:59,207
but you were taken.
1547
01:28:59,307 --> 01:29:00,641
-I'm available now, actually.
1548
01:29:00,741 --> 01:29:05,279
-Okay, all right, all right.
So how's the chef thing going?
1549
01:29:05,378 --> 01:29:08,282
-I gotta go, babe.
-Bye, baby.
1550
01:29:08,381 --> 01:29:11,384
-You know, Tommy's been
really happy with me.
1551
01:29:11,484 --> 01:29:14,454
I get to be a full-time cook
by the end of next month.
1552
01:29:14,555 --> 01:29:19,227
-Okay! You go, boy.
That's what I'm talking about.
1553
01:29:19,327 --> 01:29:20,661
You're not gonna
have time for women
1554
01:29:20,761 --> 01:29:24,298
because you're going to be
up to your elbows in dough.
1555
01:29:26,133 --> 01:29:28,035
No applause, please,
no applause.
1556
01:29:28,135 --> 01:29:30,370
I'll be here all night.
1557
01:29:30,470 --> 01:29:32,840
-I miss her, man.
I really do.
1558
01:29:32,940 --> 01:29:35,309
-That stuff was so good
that you showed me.
1559
01:29:35,408 --> 01:29:37,845
She would've been great
in the band, man.
1560
01:29:37,945 --> 01:29:41,983
-Hmm. Well, to Silk.
1561
01:29:43,517 --> 01:29:48,055
-And Molly.
And Vanessa, and Sarah.
1562
01:29:48,155 --> 01:29:50,691
-Rita.
-No, screw her.
1563
01:29:50,791 --> 01:29:52,660
Hell no.
1564
01:29:52,760 --> 01:29:53,895
-To Maxine.
1565
01:29:53,995 --> 01:29:55,763
-Yeah, to Maxine.
1566
01:30:00,868 --> 01:30:05,373
-You know, Paul's been great.
I'm down to one toothbrush.
1567
01:30:05,472 --> 01:30:07,341
Can't seem to choose
which color, though.
1568
01:30:08,776 --> 01:30:10,077
Old-fashioned, please.
1569
01:30:10,177 --> 01:30:11,212
Bourbon or wine?
1570
01:30:11,312 --> 01:30:13,614
Bourbon.
You can keep it open.
1571
01:30:13,714 --> 01:30:15,349
We're only doing
cash at the moment.
1572
01:30:15,448 --> 01:30:16,617
I don't have any cash on me.
1573
01:30:16,717 --> 01:30:18,920
- It's okay.
There's an ATM in the back.
1574
01:30:19,020 --> 01:30:21,421
Oh, okay.
I'll be right back.
1575
01:30:21,522 --> 01:30:23,456
-You know what,
don't worry about it, please.
1576
01:30:23,557 --> 01:30:25,927
It's on me.
- Thank you so much.
1577
01:30:26,027 --> 01:30:29,397
I'm Melinda.
And the generous gentleman is?
1578
01:30:29,496 --> 01:30:32,733
-I'm Conrad, I'm the chef.
1579
01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:35,202
How ironic.
I'm a food writer.
1580
01:30:35,303 --> 01:30:37,905
Oh, you think I'm gonna
tell you who that is?
1581
01:30:38,005 --> 01:30:39,607
So, what do you cook, Conrad?
1582
01:30:39,707 --> 01:30:42,376
Hell no,
that's for the sequel.