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[Tom] <i>Uh-huh?</i>

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<i>Okay.</i>

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<i>That's great.</i>

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And they've accepted the price?

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Do you think we can
still exchange on Thursday?

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That's great.

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Listen, I just need to take another call.

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I'll talk soon. Bye.

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Hey.

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What? You're bringing who?

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Okay. No, it's-- [chuckles]

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It's fine. It is fine.

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It is… Oh, shit.

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<i>No! Of course! Fine!</i>

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I am saying it's fine.
That's how you know it's fine.

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Well, there's plenty of food,
so I'll see you soon.

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Okay. Bye.

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<i>Hey, they're bringing Jessica.</i>

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Oh, God.

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Why are they bringing Jessica?

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Why not bring Jessica?

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[Sarah] She always flirts with you.

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- She flirts with everyone.
- [Sarah] Oh, fine.

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Then we can all flirt
with Little Miss Aren't I Fascinating?

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[Tom] <i>You know,</i>
<i>she just wrote this best seller.</i>

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Four hundred pages
of confession porn, I know.

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And now, she's coming over,
and it's going to be,

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"Oh, hi, Jessica.

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Sorry, I haven't read your book."

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- It's not that big of a deal.
- [Sarah sighing] <i>I know.</i>

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Oh, it's just I wanted this evening

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to be special.

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It will be special.

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[Sarah] <i>It's going to be our last dinner</i>
<i>in this house.</i>

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It won't be that bad.

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Yeah, you always think
it won't be that bad.

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I'm sorry.

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I don't know how many times I can say it.

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Yeah, I know.

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[knock on the door]

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- [Richard] Hello, darling.
- [Beth] Hey!

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- [Richard] Oh!
- [Beth] Hi, Sarah.

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- [Sarah] Hi, Beth.
- [Beth] You look gorgeous.

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[Sarah] Oh!

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[Jessica] Crashing your party.
You don't mind, do you?

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Hi, mate!

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[Tom] Hey, hello!

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- Smells promising.
- Hi, Tom.

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[Tom] Hey, Jessica.

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I was hoping you'd make the clafoutis.

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Have you tried Tom's clafoutis?

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Oh, no.
I never tried Tom's clafoutis, no.

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[Richard] All you should do is just
make clafoutis for the rest of your life.

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Seriously, you haven't lived
till you haven't tried his clafoutis.

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Okay, okay.

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I made the clafoutis.

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- Yes!
- [Jessica] Yay!

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[Richard] Oh, I can see the-- mm!

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Well, this is gonna be an occasion.

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You don't forget a tonight
with Tom's clafoutis.

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How are the kids?

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Ben has become a born-again Christian.

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[Beth] What?

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[Sarah] Yeah, he says he needs faith
in his life.

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[Beth scoffs]

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[Sarah] Last night before dinner,
he tried to make us hold hands and pray.

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[Tom] Hopefully, he'll just get bored
and become a anarchist

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- or something.
- [chuckles]

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[Beth] Well, Poppy just came out.

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[Tom] Really?

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[Richard] At least you don't have to worry
about her getting pregnant. [chuckles]

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- Thank you.
- There we are.

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I hear your book's doing well.

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[Jessica] Yeah.

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- [Sarah] I haven't read it yet.
- [Jessica] That's okay.

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- I've read it. Brilliant.
- [Sarah] Well, what's it about?

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It's a kind of memoir of my misspent life.

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Reviews have been amazing.

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- You should read it.
- Absolutely.

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I will read it, yeah.

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You know, I've never actually
been to your house before.

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- You haven't?
- [Jessica] No, I haven't.

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You've never invited me.

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- [Tom] Oh, well.
- Why don't you show me around?

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Sure.

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Here. Let's start upstairs.

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Everyone is reading your book.

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[Jessica] Not your wife.

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[Beth] I hope you don't mind
my bringing Jessica.

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She's tagging along a minute
before I know it.

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[Sarah] No, it's fine.

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[Beth]
No, it isn't fine. I can see it isn't.

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- [Jessica] What's up there?
- That's my office.

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[jazz music playing]

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What's this then?

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Just a project I've been working on.

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All those sharp edges,
are people supposed to live in it?

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Hopefully.

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[chuckles]

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- [Tom] What? Oh.
- [chuckles]

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[Tom] Ah, that.

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I've never forgotten that night.

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Do you ever think about it?

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[melancholic music playing]

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[Sarah sighs]

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I was just showing Jessica
the Napier Street project.

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Hmm. The food's burning.

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You might wanna get back to it
before dinner is ruined.

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Fine, yeah.

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[footsteps walking away]

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[Tom] Wait, wait. How many women?

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- [Richard] Seven.
- Jesus!

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Doesn't it bother you
defending someone like that?

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Well, someone's gonna defend him.

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Yeah, I just don't know
why it has to be you.

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Do we have to have this argument again?

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Well, if you dealt with as many
domestic violence victims

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I have to every day,
you simply wouldn't do it.

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And if I didn't, you wouldn't enjoy
the lifestyle that you do.

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Not on a domestic violence
counselor's salary.

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Well, I just don't know why you have to do
so many rape cases.

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[Richard]
Actually, what I'd really like to do

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is get out of rape, back into murder.

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The thing about rape is--

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- Is they're all assholes.
- [Beth] No kiddin'.

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What, murderers aren't assholes?

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Well, you know, it's a type of asshole.

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Plus, I fucking hate
cross-examining rape victims!

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See, it's impossible
not to look like a cunt!

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I defy anyone to cross-examine
a rape victim and not look like a cunt.

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[Beth] My husband the cunt, everyone.

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[Richard]
Well, it's not easy being a cunt.

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You have no idea. [chuckles]

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I was raped once.

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What?

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When?

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Oh, that was years ago.
Straight after college.

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[Beth] Why did you never tell me?

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I didn't tell anyone.

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I suppose I just thought
he'd get some clever lawyer

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and I'd get humiliated in court and…

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…and he'd get off anyway.

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Well, now I really do feel like a cunt.

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[Jessica] Well, now you see
what you really are.

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Truth hurts, doesn't it?

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[chuckles]

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[laughs]

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[Richard] What?

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You weren't raped, were you?

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I'm just fucking with you.

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[laughs]

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I can't believe you just made
a joke about being raped.

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Well, you all didn't seem to mind
when he was joking about it.

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[both chuckle]

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[laughs]

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[Jessica] That was so funny.

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Yeah, I know. [indistinct speech]

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Sarah, are you all right?

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It's all right. [sighs]

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Napier Street's become
this obsession for Tom.

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And since no one's ever
taken him seriously

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and this is going to change everything.

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The main investor pulled out,
so Tom took out loan without telling me.

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Oh, my God.

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[Sarah] And now, it's way over budget.

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He's runnin' out of money and-- Oh, shit.

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- So…
- [Richard] And then the kid says,

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"Well, I'm not going to Grandma's…"
[indistinct speech]

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- [Jessica] No! No!
- [laughing together]

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[Sarah] I didn't find out
what was going on

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until I started doing
this year's tax return.

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Of course, by then
it was too fucking late.

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Anyhow, it's fine.

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[Jessica and Tom laughing together]

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[Richard] Yeah, well,
then everyone settled down,

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and got boring and--

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- [Tom] Oh.
- Except Jessica, of course.

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- [Jessica] Oh, well.
- You never got boring.

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Crazy gets boring after a while.

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Yeah, we were all crazy about you.

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Do you remember that last night
after finals?

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Mm.

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All you did was talk about buildings

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and I just wanted you
to take me home and fuck me.

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- [chuckles]
- Oh, for fuck's sake.

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You just had us all wrapped
around your little finger, didn't you?

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- But you married Beth.
- I did.

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[Beth]
Yeah, don't you forget it. [chuckles]

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You two would never have
made each other happy.

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[Richard] Nah.

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[Jessica] I'll never make men happy.

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- [Beth] What about Mr. X?
- [Sarah] Mr. X?

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Well, I wouldn't say I made him happy.

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- He made me happy.
- It's from the book.

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A married man, apparently.

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- Do we know him?
- [Beth] She won't tell me.

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Well, I hope his wife doesn't find out.

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Well, she won't from me.
I'm not gonna burst that bubble.

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[Sarah] Maybe it's not a bubble.
Maybe what it is is a marriage.

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[Jessica scoffs]

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Well, it's kind of the same thing,
isn't it?

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[Richard] Well…

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How about the clafoutis?

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Yes.

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Seriously, you have to try this clafou--

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For God's sake, can we stop going on

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about this fucking clafoutis?

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Jess, love, he was just tryin' to--

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I know. I'm sorry.

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[sighs]

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You see,
sometimes you get tired of bullshit.

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- [Tom chuckling]
- What bullshit?

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- Why don't we-- we'll just--
- [Sarah] No, no, no.

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I-- I just--
I'd like to know what bullshit.

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[sighs]

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The roles we've all chosen.

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Charming amoralist. Po-faced do-gooder.

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Pathological dreamer. Grown-up fuck-up.

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Maybe-- maybe the bullshit, it is
telling us that our lives are bullshit.

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I mean, who made you the arbiter
of what's bullshit and what isn't?

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- Uh, you asked me what I meant.
- [Sarah] I shouldn't have had to, Jessica.

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This is my house,
you're sitting at my table,

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and I don't need you telling me
that my life is bullshit.

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Fine, fine.

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I'm sorry I was rude
about your perfect house,

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and your perfect life,
and your perfect clafoutis.

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We should all be so fucking lucky as you.

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Lucky? Oh, that's a good one.

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[chuckles]

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We are having to sell the house.

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- What?
- Yeah.

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Believe it or not,
other people have problems.

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You know, real problems.

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Not just about who they--
they're going to flirt with,

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and get high with, and fuck.

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[scoffs]

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It's amazing you've led this life
of zero responsibility

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and you get a best seller out of it.

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Do we have to sit here
and be a total narcissist?

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And just for one evening,

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can you just not flirt
with my fucking husband?

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[Beth] Hey!

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00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,750
You're selling the house?

247
00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:26,000
- Yeah, we have to.
- Well, what happened?

248
00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:31,458
Well, we got into trouble.

249
00:10:31,541 --> 00:10:34,833
Oh, shit! Can we help?

250
00:10:34,916 --> 00:10:37,333
- No.
- No, what? Of course we can!

251
00:10:37,416 --> 00:10:38,708
- No, it's too much.
- Nonsense!

252
00:10:38,791 --> 00:10:40,958
Well, you helped us
when we ran into trouble!

253
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,833
I don't know what we'd have done
if you haven't!

254
00:10:42,916 --> 00:10:44,250
Do you happen to have a spare million?

255
00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:46,500
Shit.

256
00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:47,875
[Sarah] We'll manage. We have a buyer.

257
00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:51,333
As long as we exchange contracts
this week, we'll be fine.

258
00:10:52,541 --> 00:10:54,500
I'm sorry I went off on her.

259
00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:58,166
She always manages to get to me,
and I don't know why.

260
00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:00,083
I should never have brought her.

261
00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:01,833
She kind of insisted. It was weird.

262
00:11:01,916 --> 00:11:04,625
[Sarah] Well, maybe she's right.
Maybe it is all-- all bullshit.

263
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:11,458
I mean, you try to build a life, a home,
a future for your kids and…

264
00:11:11,541 --> 00:11:12,958
What the fuck is wrong with that?

265
00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:16,833
And then one day, something happens,
and you wonder if-- if the effort,

266
00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:19,500
all the fucking effort
that you put into the life that you built,

267
00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:23,208
you wonder if someone is just
playing a fucking joke on you!

268
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,791
You'll bounce back.
Of course, you'll bounce back.

269
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:29,458
Yes, we'll bounce back
as long as we sell the house.

270
00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:31,166
This? You'll sell this house?

271
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,916
It's a great fuckin' house!

272
00:11:37,833 --> 00:11:39,000
I'm sorry.

273
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,333
It's all right.

274
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,750
It's all right, darling.
Don't worry about it.

275
00:11:50,791 --> 00:11:52,875
[sighs] You probably want dessert.

276
00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,416
Well, now that you mentioned it--

277
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,541
- [Beth] Richard!
- [Richard] What?

278
00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:58,291
I can't help myself!
What do you want me to say?

279
00:11:58,375 --> 00:11:59,625
[Tom] Yeah. All right.

280
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[chuckles]

281
00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:02,875
[Tom] Probably time for the clafoutis.

282
00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:05,541
[laugh together]

283
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,333
[Tom] Ah!

284
00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:10,291
[Richard laughs]

285
00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:12,583
- Ooh, clafoutis.
- [Beth] Bravo!

286
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:15,666
Oh, it looks fuckin' amazing!

287
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:19,083
Um… Always looks amazing, man.

288
00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:21,666
[laughs] Ah!

289
00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:23,750
Wait a minute, we should get Jessica.

290
00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:25,208
[Tom] Oh, yes, obviously.

291
00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:26,291
[Richard] Where's she gone?

292
00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:27,583
[Beth] I'll get her. Wait a minute.

293
00:12:27,666 --> 00:12:29,708
There's always something with Jessica.

294
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,333
Well, it was me, too.

295
00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:34,791
No. No! No, it wasn't!

296
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:35,916
It wasn't you.

297
00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:38,416
Fine.

298
00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:42,625
I'll make it up to her
when she comes back.

299
00:12:42,708 --> 00:12:44,166
[Beth screaming]

300
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:45,958
[tense music playing]

301
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:47,916
Hurry up! Oh, God!

302
00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,083
[Richard] Hurry up.

303
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:51,333
[Beth] Get a knife.

304
00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,750
Get a knife to cut her down!

305
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:55,875
- Help me.
- [Beth] Oh! Oh! Oh my God!

306
00:12:57,291 --> 00:12:59,041
- [Beth] Pull her up!
- [Tom] I'm trying!

307
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:01,583
[Beth] Higher! Take the weight!

308
00:13:01,666 --> 00:13:02,750
- Jesus Christ!
- [Tom] Okay, yeah.

309
00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:05,208
Oh, you fucking mules, get her higher!

310
00:13:05,291 --> 00:13:06,791
- [Richard] Yeah.
- [Tom] She's not breathing.

311
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,541
- [Beth] What?
- [groans] I got a cramp. I got a cramp.

312
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:10,000
- [Beth] Sarah, bring the knife!
- [Richard] What about the…

313
00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:11,916
- [Tom] I got a cramp.
- [Sarah] No, no, no, no, no, no!

314
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,958
- Oh, you are useless! Quickly!
- [screams]

315
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,000
[Richard] Cut her down.
For fuck's sake, cut her down.

316
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:21,083
Just cut this down! Just cut it! Cut it!

317
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:23,666
[overlapping shouting]

318
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:26,083
[Beth] Sarah! Sarah, the knife!

319
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,250
Drop the knife!

320
00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:28,666
- [Richard] Fucking hell.
- [Beth] Okay, just cut--

321
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:29,791
[screams]

322
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:32,208
[pants]

323
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:36,291
[gasps] Fuck no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

324
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:39,166
[pants]

325
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,458
[Beth] Is she…

326
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,916
- Yes.
- [Beth] Oh, Jesus! Oh!

327
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,416
[cries]

328
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:04,333
["When I Am Laid In Earth"
by Henry Purcell playing]

329
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:19,708
<i>♪ When I am laid ♪</i>

330
00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:26,750
<i>♪ Am laid in earth ♪</i>

331
00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:31,791
<i>♪ May my wrongs create ♪</i>

332
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:34,125
I knew something like this
was gonna happen.

333
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,250
But I didn't think
she'd actually fucking do it.

334
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,666
I mean, her book's doing really well.

335
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,000
Finally, everything is coming together.

336
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:43,708
And then this? I mean, why? Why?

337
00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:46,000
Why would you come
to someone's house for dinner,

338
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:49,708
and then go into the garden, and--

339
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:52,958
I mean, how exactly is that supposed
to make any fucking sense?

340
00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:55,625
[cries]

341
00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:01,500
Wanna get you a drink?

342
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:03,625
No, I don't want a fucking drink!

343
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:05,458
I just want this not to happen.

344
00:15:05,541 --> 00:15:08,666
[cries]

345
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:09,916
It's my fault.

346
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,208
- What?
- No.

347
00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:12,208
No!

348
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:14,666
I shouldn't have shouted at her.
I overreacted.

349
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:17,250
Come on, you can't
blame yourself for this!

350
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,458
- It's crazy.
- It's nobody's fault.

351
00:15:28,916 --> 00:15:30,375
I guess we better call someone.

352
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,916
Who? Who do you call when someone…

353
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,083
[Richard] The police.

354
00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:36,833
The police?

355
00:15:36,916 --> 00:15:37,791
Yeah.

356
00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:42,333
And we better call someone. I'll do it.

357
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:45,958
- [Tom sighs]
- [Beth cries]

358
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:49,791
Oh, Jess! [cries]

359
00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:59,041
Hell-- Hello?

360
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,208
[Sarah] Wait.

361
00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:01,166
[Tom] What?

362
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:02,416
Put the phone down.

363
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,666
Why? Oh, hi.

364
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:06,625
Put down-- put the phone down.

365
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:08,666
What did you do that for?

366
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,791
- You can't call the police.
- I was calling an ambulance.

367
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,333
You can't call an ambulance either.

368
00:16:12,416 --> 00:16:14,791
- Why not?
- Well, think about it.

369
00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:17,750
I'm not following you.

370
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:19,750
- The buyer.
- What buyer?

371
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:22,958
Our buyer. The house.

372
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:25,625
What does this have to do with our buyer?

373
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:27,458
Well, when he finds out
what just happened,

374
00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:29,625
he won't buy the house, right?

375
00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:32,583
We don't know--

376
00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:34,250
[Sarah] Well, that's the point.

377
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,041
[Tom] He might not care.

378
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:38,375
He might.

379
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:41,083
- [Tom] He might not.
- But he might.

380
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,916
He might… Fuck.

381
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:49,541
Fuck. What are we--
I mean, what-- I mean--

382
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:52,916
It's possible he wouldn't mind
that someone just hung himself

383
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,250
in his brand-new house.

384
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,833
He might think it's cool.

385
00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:59,166
On the other hand,
he might be totally normal.

386
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:04,583
He could very easily be normal.

387
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:10,125
If we don't sell the house this week,
we are going to lose everything.

388
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:14,083
Right, but why--
why would the buyer find out?

389
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,416
By the time this comes out, it'll be done.

390
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,541
- Tom!
- What?

391
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,666
[Sarah] It'll be all over the internet
in the morning.

392
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:23,500
Best-selling author commits suicide
in friend's garden.

393
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,458
Tragedy of the north London elite.

394
00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:27,083
She was a columnist for the Daily Mail.

395
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:30,000
Don't you fucking get it?

396
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,416
Fuck.

397
00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:34,500
Well, what are we supposed to do?

398
00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:35,833
Keep her here until the buyer signs?

399
00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:39,375
Do you have any idea how bad
a decomposing body smells?

400
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,041
And how are we supposed
to find not reporting it?

401
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:43,250
That's a crime.

402
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,000
That has to be a crime.
That's a bad crime.

403
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:46,875
I know.

404
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:49,333
[Tom] Well, we-- we're not gonna do that.

405
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,500
No. We're not gonna do that.

406
00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:53,500
What?

407
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:55,500
What if she hadn't done it here?

408
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:56,958
She did it here.

409
00:17:57,916 --> 00:17:59,125
What if she hadn't?

410
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,166
She did it. How is this relevant?

411
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,416
Well, what if she'd done it at her place?

412
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,916
- You can't be serious.
- [Sarah] Why not?

413
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,250
What, you're saying,
we, like, move the body?

414
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:12,541
- Yeah.
- [Tom] To her place?

415
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,125
- Mm-hmm.
- And then what?

416
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:16,166
Work it out.

417
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,083
[Tom] That's insane.

418
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:19,333
It's doable.

419
00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:21,583
Doable?

420
00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:24,958
Driving to the West End in under two hours
on a Friday night, that is doable.

421
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,833
- This is not doable!
- Why not?

422
00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:28,791
Because it is wrong.

423
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:37,041
[Beth crying]

424
00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:43,333
We're in this situation because of you.

425
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:46,041
You don't have the luxury
of a conscience right now.

426
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,750
You want us to lose
everything we worked for.

427
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:52,250
You wanna pull Ben
and Sophie out of school?

428
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:53,875
They went to a state school.

429
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,083
That was then.

430
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:58,458
If we don't sell, we won't be able to
afford a place in a decent catchment area.

431
00:18:58,541 --> 00:19:01,000
They'll end up somewhere
like Crossley fucking Park.

432
00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,625
They've had three stabbings
since Christmas.

433
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,375
Park.

434
00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:05,791
Yes.

435
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,916
We have to deal with the situation, Tom.

436
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,291
What about Beth and Richard?

437
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:12,750
We'll talk to them.

438
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:16,541
They're not gonna come along with this.

439
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,666
They're our oldest friends.

440
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:28,125
I-- I can't believe
we're even discussing this.

441
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:32,125
Look, you must surely realize
that you can't just

442
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:35,375
move a body if-- if it's dead.

443
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,291
- That would be illegal.
- And wrong!

444
00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:39,916
Yes, that's it! Wrong! Absolutely.

445
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,416
I know. I mean, it sounds crazy.

446
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,000
No, it is crazy!

447
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,291
Look, guys. Come on!

448
00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:48,375
[Sarah] Let me ask you something.

449
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:49,916
What would be the harm?

450
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,541
[Beth] What do you mean
"what would be the harm?"

451
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,541
We're talking about Jessica!

452
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,916
How can you even ask that?

453
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,208
Just-- just tell me what harm would it do?

454
00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:59,958
Um, Jessica just killed herself
in your garden.

455
00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:02,500
That seems like quite a lot of harm to me.

456
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:07,000
I mean, we should be thinking about her.

457
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:09,458
Can you fucking hear yourself right now?

458
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:13,625
Yeah. Um, what I'm saying is--
is there's another side to this.

459
00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:16,166
There are going to be
consequences for Tom and me.

460
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,541
There are consequences for everything.

461
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:19,041
And-- and Ben and Sophie.

462
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,958
- Don't you dare bring them into this!
- Why not?

463
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:22,833
This is going to affect them.

464
00:20:22,916 --> 00:20:24,583
What about Jessica's parents?

465
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,083
So, we're just gonna lie to them now?

466
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:28,833
Well, what difference
is it going to make to them

467
00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:31,083
whether she did it here or at her place?

468
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:32,833
Well, how would you feel if you were them?

469
00:20:32,916 --> 00:20:34,708
How would I feel if I didn't know
it had happened?

470
00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:36,541
- It's lying!
- [Sarah] Just lying.

471
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:37,916
We're asking you to lie about this,

472
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,875
so that our lives
don't get totally fucked!

473
00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:43,333
[Beth] I can't believe
you're asking us to do this.

474
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:47,416
She was our friend.

475
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,916
[Richard] Was more our friend, really.

476
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,583
Hmm, yeah, she was such a great friend,

477
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,166
she decided to kill herself in our garden
right when we're trying to sell the house.

478
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,375
I mean, who does that?

479
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:56,500
Who goes and kills themself
in someone else's garden?

480
00:20:56,583 --> 00:21:00,208
Why couldn't she just have killed herself
in her own fucking garden?

481
00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:01,666
She didn't have a garden.

482
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:04,333
Look, let's-- let's just try
to be reasonable here.

483
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:07,708
I know this is a tough situation
for you guys, but you know,

484
00:21:07,791 --> 00:21:09,166
sometimes life is just like that.

485
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,375
You just gotta take the hit and--

486
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,250
You know what?
You just try taking the hit.

487
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,583
No, I wasn't trying to minimize
what's at stake for you.

488
00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:17,083
[Sarah] No, but you did anyway.

489
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:20,750
Listen, whatever you do next
is going to hurt someone.

490
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:22,166
[doorbell rings]

491
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,958
Who the fuck is that?

492
00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:25,500
Who just fucking calls this time of night?

493
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:27,166
Right, who does that?

494
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,458
- Let's just not answer the door.
- Right.

495
00:21:29,541 --> 00:21:32,541
If we move the body,
and someone saw something, we're fucked.

496
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,541
Nobody is moving the body.

497
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:37,291
And it's not a body,
for fuck's sake, it's Jessica!

498
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:39,083
It's Jessica who just fucked us!

499
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,625
[Tom] Okay.

500
00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:42,458
Let's just all calm down, all right?

501
00:21:42,541 --> 00:21:43,916
Let's just see who it is.

502
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:49,791
[jazz music playing]

503
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:02,333
Fuck.

504
00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:07,250
It's-- what's her name? From next door.

505
00:22:07,333 --> 00:22:09,958
- Who?
- What's her name?

506
00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:13,125
- Miranda!
- Oh, yeah, M-- Miranda.

507
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:14,833
- Do you think she saw something?
- [nervously laughs]

508
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,291
[Richard] It's a--
it's a bit of a coincidence

509
00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:17,708
her just turning up now, isn't it?

510
00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:19,166
Yeah, who does that?

511
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,291
[Richard] Look, if she saw something,

512
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:22,375
you definitely
wouldn't wanna move the body.

513
00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:25,000
Stop calling her "the body"!

514
00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:27,166
[Tom] He's right.

515
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,625
Let's just see what she wants.

516
00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:38,500
[door opens]

517
00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:40,291
Oh. Hello.

518
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,291
I'm sorry to bother you so late.

519
00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:44,666
It's just that I think I saw,

520
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:47,625
uh, Jessica Debbie in your garden.

521
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:49,875
Jessica Debbie?

522
00:22:49,958 --> 00:22:52,166
Yes. She wrote this book.

523
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:53,541
Have you read it?

524
00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:56,041
- No.
- Oh, it's wonderful!

525
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,333
It's so moving.

526
00:22:57,416 --> 00:23:00,708
The part where she talks about
making friends with her depression.

527
00:23:00,791 --> 00:23:03,833
- Oh.
- [coughs]

528
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,375
- Well, I was hoping…
- Yes?

529
00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:10,333
…she might sign my copy.
If she's not too busy.

530
00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:15,583
Is she here?

531
00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:16,916
Yes.

532
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,041
Oh, she is here? Wonderful!

533
00:23:19,125 --> 00:23:22,000
But she's indisposed.

534
00:23:22,083 --> 00:23:23,291
[Miranda] Oh.

535
00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:26,791
Well, could you just ask her?
It would only take a minute.

536
00:23:30,791 --> 00:23:33,166
Could you just wait a moment?

537
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:39,166
She wants Jessica
to sign her fucking book.

538
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,125
What? Just tell her to fuck off.

539
00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:43,416
- She won't fuck off.
- [Sarah] Just tell her.

540
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,916
It might look suspicious.

541
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,250
Tom, Sarah, this is--
this is getting ridiculous.

542
00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:48,916
[Sarah] Just-- just a minute.

543
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,125
[Tom] What are you--

544
00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:54,000
That's her bag!

545
00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:56,416
You can't just go riffling
through her bag and--

546
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,541
[shushes] Wait.

547
00:24:06,458 --> 00:24:07,666
- Hi.
- [Miranda] Hello.

548
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,708
I'm sorry to bother you so late.

549
00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:11,083
Jessica doesn't want to come out.

550
00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:12,458
Oh, she doesn't want?

551
00:24:12,541 --> 00:24:13,916
She's shy.

552
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,291
Oh.

553
00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:16,750
But she'll sign your book.

554
00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:19,333
- She will?
- Give it to me.

555
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,333
She-- she won't come out?

556
00:24:22,416 --> 00:24:24,041
[Sarah] Well, she hate's signing books.

557
00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:27,375
But I got her to make
an exception in your case.

558
00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:28,333
[Miranda] Yeah.

559
00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:29,625
Unless you don't want it signed.

560
00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:32,083
No! No. I do.

561
00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:35,500
Mm.

562
00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:38,000
[Miranda] Well, okay.

563
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:39,458
[Sarah] All right.

564
00:24:39,541 --> 00:24:40,750
[door closes]

565
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:45,458
[Richard] No, you-- you can't be
about to do what I think

566
00:24:45,541 --> 00:24:46,791
you're about to do.

567
00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:47,750
[Sarah] Why not?

568
00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:52,666
- Jessica.
- No! No, stop!

569
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:56,416
[Sarah] Jessica Debbie. That's good.

570
00:24:57,416 --> 00:24:59,125
- How does that look?
- Not bad.

571
00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:00,833
This is insane!

572
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:03,541
[door opens]

573
00:25:03,625 --> 00:25:05,625
- Here you are.
- [Miranda] Oh, thank you.

574
00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:07,250
Okay, then.

575
00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:09,083
It would've been nice to meet her.

576
00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:11,500
[Sarah] Oh, no, you wouldn't want
to meet her.

577
00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:13,583
She hates fans.

578
00:25:13,666 --> 00:25:15,583
- [Miranda] Really?
- Yeah.

579
00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:17,708
You know what these
creative types are like.

580
00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:19,958
I see. Well, it's a wonderful book.

581
00:25:20,041 --> 00:25:21,958
- So I hear.
- [Miranda] You should read it.

582
00:25:22,041 --> 00:25:24,625
Yes, I will. I will. Goodnight then.

583
00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:25,708
Goodnight.

584
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:31,916
[sighs]

585
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,500
Have you any idea how crazy
what you just did is?

586
00:25:34,583 --> 00:25:35,958
[Sarah] Well, we had to get rid of her.

587
00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:37,916
[Richard] But that could be used
as evidence

588
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,958
- if you go through with it!
- They're not going through with it.

589
00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:41,625
No one is going through with it.

590
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:42,958
I think that you two have gone mad.

591
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:46,000
You're asking us to take an enormous risk!

592
00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:47,541
I mean, you understand that, right?

593
00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:49,208
[Sarah] That's assuming we get caught.

594
00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:51,000
If we're smart about it,
we won't get caught.

595
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,500
You-- you can't rule out getting caught!

596
00:25:54,666 --> 00:25:57,375
Yeah, all right, we can't.
But we are desperate.

597
00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:58,333
We need your help.

598
00:25:58,416 --> 00:26:01,125
- [Richard] I understand that. But--
- You're our oldest friends.

599
00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:03,666
Yes. No, yeah, we-- hey, we are.

600
00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:05,000
- Mm.
- Your oldest friends.

601
00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:07,833
And we will do anything
we can to help, except--

602
00:26:07,916 --> 00:26:10,666
There's no helping us
if we don't sell the house.

603
00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:11,791
We are going to lose everything.

604
00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:14,458
No, you don't know that.

605
00:26:14,541 --> 00:26:16,791
We helped you.

606
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:17,750
You said it yourself.

607
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:20,125
You don't know what
you would've done if we hadn't.

608
00:26:20,208 --> 00:26:22,791
You did. But I helped you after that.

609
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:25,333
You know, when you needed those,
uh, documents counter-signed

610
00:26:25,416 --> 00:26:26,375
for the Merrow Street project?

611
00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:28,416
No, I had to be a little bit naughty
on that one.

612
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:29,875
Yes, but this is different.

613
00:26:29,958 --> 00:26:30,875
[Richard] You're fuckin' right
it's different!

614
00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:34,166
Look, we-- we wanna help you.
You know we do.

615
00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:36,208
- We do.
- But with this, we can't.

616
00:26:36,291 --> 00:26:38,916
It's not reasonable.

617
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,291
So, that's it then.

618
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:44,708
Hey. I am sorry.

619
00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:52,625
I remember Merrow Street.

620
00:26:54,625 --> 00:26:56,708
You did take a risk for us then.

621
00:26:56,791 --> 00:27:00,083
You said you'd get disbarred
if anyone found out.

622
00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:01,666
We were all younger then.

623
00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,000
[Richard] We were.

624
00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:06,291
It's funny how that became
a badge of our friendship.

625
00:27:07,583 --> 00:27:08,875
Of course it never would've come up

626
00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:10,833
if Tom hadn't been so useless
at paperwork.

627
00:27:10,916 --> 00:27:12,791
- Well, he is pretty bloody useless.
- [chuckles]

628
00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:14,833
[Sarah] Of course, when I have to do
the taxes for Tom's company,

629
00:27:14,916 --> 00:27:16,833
he just hands everything over to me.

630
00:27:16,916 --> 00:27:19,333
I have to sort it all out,

631
00:27:19,416 --> 00:27:21,333
because he's so useless at paperwork,

632
00:27:21,416 --> 00:27:22,791
because he just hands everything
over to me.

633
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:26,958
That's-- that's how I know
that I'll still have it all

634
00:27:27,041 --> 00:27:30,000
in my files, that naughty thing you did.

635
00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:31,625
[Tom] Sarah, what are you t--

636
00:27:31,708 --> 00:27:33,208
[Sarah] If that file
just happened to find its way

637
00:27:33,291 --> 00:27:36,833
to the bar council,
then that might be a hit

638
00:27:36,916 --> 00:27:38,041
you have to take.

639
00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:41,125
Sarah, you can't be serious.
Richard is our friend!

640
00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:43,583
[Sarah] Yes, yes.
We're all friends here, aren't we?

641
00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:46,666
You fucking bitch.

642
00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:48,458
Okay. Wait. Just wait a minute!

643
00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:50,375
[Beth] No, don't tell me to wait a minute!

644
00:27:50,458 --> 00:27:53,083
Your wife just tried to blackmail us!

645
00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,500
- Sarah…
- [Richard sighs]

646
00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:58,750
you didn't mean what you just said.

647
00:27:58,833 --> 00:28:01,416
I mean, what kind of people are we?

648
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,041
Well, I don't know about you, Tom,

649
00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:05,916
but I'm the kind of person
that wants to protect my family.

650
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,333
I mean, we can all stand around here

651
00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:09,833
and talk about what nice,
reasonable people we are.

652
00:28:09,916 --> 00:28:11,041
God, I'd love to call the police,

653
00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:12,958
that I don't have to look
at my oldest friends hating me.

654
00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:15,333
Or have my husband wonder who he's been--

655
00:28:15,416 --> 00:28:17,416
He's been married to
all these years, but…

656
00:28:19,375 --> 00:28:21,250
…I know that if I did that…

657
00:28:23,458 --> 00:28:26,375
[papers rustling]

658
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,291
Look.

659
00:28:33,666 --> 00:28:35,708
What? Look.

660
00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:37,458
Look.

661
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:39,416
What do you think happens
when you lose everything?

662
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,500
Do you think someone is just
gonna give Tom another job?

663
00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:43,916
Do you think someone is just gonna give us
another fucking mortgage?

664
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Fuck. Fuck.

665
00:28:47,083 --> 00:28:49,791
It's going to be survival.
That's what happens when--

666
00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:53,291
You know, that-- that's what--

667
00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:55,583
That's what being poor is.

668
00:28:55,666 --> 00:28:57,750
I've been there, unlike you.

669
00:28:57,833 --> 00:29:00,833
Don't sell me your sob story.

670
00:29:00,916 --> 00:29:03,500
You'd be sobbing if it was your story.

671
00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:06,041
Call it protecting your children
or whatever you like,

672
00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:10,125
But in the end, ultimately,
it is just bullshit!

673
00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:12,041
Yeah, I didn't ask to be put
in this position.

674
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,291
Jessica put us all in this position.

675
00:29:14,375 --> 00:29:17,375
And I'm sorry she felt
she had to do what she did.

676
00:29:17,458 --> 00:29:19,375
What she did she did to us, too, and…

677
00:29:20,958 --> 00:29:24,083
…I have to deal with this
in the best way that I know how.

678
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:27,916
Tom, so you-- you're happy with this, hmm?

679
00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:34,166
I wouldn't exactly
describe myself as happy, no.

680
00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:39,583
But if you're happy to just stand by
and won't us lose everything…

681
00:29:39,666 --> 00:29:41,208
[doorbell rings]

682
00:29:41,291 --> 00:29:44,458
Oh, tell me it is not
that fucking woman again!

683
00:29:46,875 --> 00:29:47,958
[door opens]

684
00:29:48,041 --> 00:29:49,333
[sighs]

685
00:29:49,416 --> 00:29:51,041
Good evenin', madam.

686
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,375
Hello.

687
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:54,708
Is everything all right?

688
00:29:54,791 --> 00:29:56,666
Mm-hmm. Yes.

689
00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:59,333
Is there any reason why everything
wouldn't be all right?

690
00:29:59,416 --> 00:30:02,458
Well, someone dialed 999 from this house.

691
00:30:02,541 --> 00:30:04,500
- They did?
- They did. Yes.

692
00:30:04,583 --> 00:30:05,500
Oh!

693
00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:07,166
[indistinct radio chatter in background]

694
00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:09,166
Did you call 999?

695
00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:11,166
- Me?
- Yes, madam.

696
00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:13,791
No.

697
00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:15,708
Did someone else call 999?

698
00:30:16,666 --> 00:30:18,625
Uh.

699
00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:19,750
I did.

700
00:30:22,166 --> 00:30:25,750
I thought I saw some kids
breaking into the neighbor's car.

701
00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:31,541
- [Constable Terry] Which car was that?
- The blue one over there.

702
00:30:32,916 --> 00:30:34,416
Thought you saw or saw?

703
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:37,708
Oh, no, saw. Definitely saw.

704
00:30:37,791 --> 00:30:39,333
But you didn't complete the call.

705
00:30:39,416 --> 00:30:41,125
[Tom] Well, they saw me.

706
00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:45,708
I was-- I was looking at them,
uh, and I was on the phone.

707
00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:50,208
So, they ran away just that way.

708
00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:51,291
[Constable Paul] They ran away?

709
00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:52,666
[Tom] Yeah,
I didn't wanna waste your time,

710
00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:54,708
so I put down the phone.

711
00:30:54,791 --> 00:30:57,875
Never a waste of time calling the police
if you witness a crime, sir.

712
00:30:57,958 --> 00:30:59,375
That's what we're here for.

713
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:00,791
Of course.

714
00:31:01,791 --> 00:31:03,166
Are you sure everything's all right?

715
00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:05,958
Absolutely. Everything is just great.

716
00:31:07,958 --> 00:31:10,916
Maybe we should take a quick look inside
just to make sure.

717
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,291
Everything is all right, so…

718
00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:14,250
[both laugh]

719
00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:16,208
- Maybe just take a little look.
- You want to come in?

720
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:17,500
- Yeah. Thank you.
- Okay. Yeah.

721
00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:21,125
[Tom] Okay, okay. Okay.
Just right over here.

722
00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:23,000
[door closes]

723
00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:28,750
[tense jazz music playing]

724
00:31:37,916 --> 00:31:39,083
Having dinner?

725
00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:40,750
That's right, yeah.

726
00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:48,000
Is that a clafoutis?

727
00:31:48,083 --> 00:31:49,625
It is, yes.

728
00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:54,458
You got five plates, I see.

729
00:31:54,541 --> 00:31:55,708
[Tom] Yes.

730
00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:57,625
Is someone else here?

731
00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:59,708
[Tom] There was.

732
00:31:59,791 --> 00:32:01,833
- She wasn't feeling well and--
- She left.

733
00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:07,500
Well, looks like everything here's okay.

734
00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:09,625
[chuckles]

735
00:32:09,708 --> 00:32:12,958
Uh, there is one thing…

736
00:32:13,041 --> 00:32:14,416
[Constable Terry] What's that then?

737
00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:19,250
[Beth] …I'd like to say.

738
00:32:19,333 --> 00:32:21,250
[indistinct radio chatter in background]

739
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:27,875
Thank you for taking the trouble.

740
00:32:27,958 --> 00:32:29,333
No trouble at all, madam.

741
00:32:31,375 --> 00:32:34,458
All right then,
sorry to have bothered you.

742
00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:35,541
It's all right.

743
00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:41,875
[Constable Paul] Hmm.

744
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:44,750
That is a lovely-looking clafoutis.

745
00:32:44,833 --> 00:32:46,375
Made one myself the other day.

746
00:32:48,958 --> 00:32:51,500
Looks like you brown the top off
just about perfect.

747
00:32:54,208 --> 00:32:55,333
[Constable Terry] Come, Paul.

748
00:32:56,625 --> 00:32:57,833
Sorry.

749
00:32:57,916 --> 00:32:59,250
[chuckles]

750
00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:01,916
[indistinct radio chatter in background]

751
00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:06,500
[door opens]

752
00:33:06,583 --> 00:33:07,750
[Constable Terry]
Sorry to have bothered you.

753
00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:09,583
Obviously, we have to check
these things out.

754
00:33:09,666 --> 00:33:13,416
If anything else happens,
if you see any more kids up to no good,

755
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:14,583
feel free to give us a call.

756
00:33:14,666 --> 00:33:16,416
[chuckles] Okay.

757
00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:21,000
I can't help feeling
like there's something

758
00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:22,500
you might wanna tell me, sir.

759
00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:26,958
[Tom] No.

760
00:33:28,458 --> 00:33:29,666
Nothing I can think of.

761
00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:38,416
All right then. Good night.

762
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,291
[Constable Paul] Good night.

763
00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:41,500
Good night.

764
00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:42,625
[door closes]

765
00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:46,583
[Tom] Oh, fuck. They're gone.

766
00:33:46,666 --> 00:33:49,750
[Richard] This is fuck!

767
00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:53,583
We all just concealed
a dead body from the police.

768
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,500
I'm a member of the fucking bar,
for fuck's sake!

769
00:33:58,583 --> 00:34:00,583
- Calm down.
- [Richard] Don't tell me to calm down!

770
00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:01,583
[Tom] Okay, okay.

771
00:34:01,666 --> 00:34:03,166
Look, you realize what happens
if this comes out?

772
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:06,375
This isn't just some paperwork
from the fucking past!

773
00:34:06,458 --> 00:34:08,250
This will be the end of me!

774
00:34:08,333 --> 00:34:10,416
The absolutely fucking end!

775
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:13,625
It won't be the end if we keep our heads
and see this through.

776
00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:15,458
Oh, great! Oh, fantastic.

777
00:34:15,541 --> 00:34:19,041
So, all we have to do is carry a dead body
across the street, put it in the car,

778
00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:20,416
drive it all the way to her flat,

779
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:22,625
get her up the stairs,
and all without being seen?

780
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:23,625
What possibly go wrong? Oh, great!

781
00:34:23,708 --> 00:34:25,916
So-- so, you're actually
going along with this now?

782
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,583
We have to! We're fucked if we don't!

783
00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:31,708
- We haven't done anything!
- We just did!

784
00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:36,250
No! I-- no. Oh-- I wa--

785
00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:37,458
- I wanted to say something--
- Oh, fu--

786
00:34:37,541 --> 00:34:38,791
[Beth] And you-- and you stopped me,

787
00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:41,375
and you were dragging me
across the room by the hand.

788
00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:43,250
You hurt my hand. It's still hurting!

789
00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:45,875
I'm sorry about your fucking hand!

790
00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:48,791
No, you're not! You are not
sorry about anything!

791
00:34:48,875 --> 00:34:51,166
The only thing you care about
is your precious career

792
00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:53,750
- cavorting around the Old Bailey in a wig.
- What?

793
00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:54,916
[Beth] Letting rapists roam the streets

794
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,916
as long as we're all standing around
saying how marvelous you are!

795
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,666
What the fuck has that
got to do with anything?

796
00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:02,958
If you don't know what it has
to do with everything,

797
00:35:03,041 --> 00:35:05,000
then you're not as clever
as you think you are.

798
00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:06,666
[Richard] Well, I wasn't clever enough
to anticipate

799
00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:10,208
the toxic fucking sanctimony
you manage to dish out every day.

800
00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:11,541
No. No, I was not.

801
00:35:11,625 --> 00:35:13,250
That came as a fucking surprise,
I have to say.

802
00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:16,083
Okay, guys, for God's sake!

803
00:35:16,166 --> 00:35:20,416
You try living with God's representative
of moral perfection on Earth.

804
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:22,250
Isn't easy for us fucking more than me…

805
00:35:22,333 --> 00:35:23,625
You're weak!

806
00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:25,041
You're just weak! You know you are!

807
00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:28,500
Go on, run away! Weak!

808
00:35:28,583 --> 00:35:30,500
[door closes]

809
00:35:30,583 --> 00:35:33,000
[melancholic music plays]

810
00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:35,750
[sobs]

811
00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:43,708
[Richard sighing]

812
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,416
An hour ago, we were just
fucking having dinner.

813
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:50,583
Now, I just feel like I've got
a fucking gun to my head.

814
00:35:50,666 --> 00:35:52,041
Well, we're locked in now.

815
00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:53,791
[takes a deep breath]

816
00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:57,583
Would it be so terrible
to just-- just move the body?

817
00:35:57,666 --> 00:35:59,208
[grunts]

818
00:36:01,666 --> 00:36:03,791
Now, what would be the harm,
though, really?

819
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,208
[sighs]

820
00:36:07,291 --> 00:36:08,625
Beth will come around.

821
00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:10,416
She's a reasonable person.

822
00:36:11,541 --> 00:36:13,708
Reasonable?

823
00:36:13,791 --> 00:36:15,500
Sorry, did you not hear
what she just said?

824
00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:18,083
All I care about is my wig.

825
00:36:18,166 --> 00:36:20,375
Do you think I like rapists?

826
00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:22,083
I fucking hate rapists!

827
00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:25,583
But what else am I supposed to do?
I'm good at rapists!

828
00:36:25,666 --> 00:36:28,916
Some-- I love her,
but she's impossible sometimes.

829
00:36:30,458 --> 00:36:32,125
We never have sex anymore.

830
00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:36,291
That's marriage though, isn't it?

831
00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:37,625
It just goes away.

832
00:36:38,791 --> 00:36:42,291
The whole thing is ridiculous.
We're supposed to mate for life.

833
00:36:42,375 --> 00:36:44,333
But we only really wanna do it
for the first couple of years.

834
00:36:44,416 --> 00:36:47,375
Then all we want is to do it
with other people.

835
00:36:47,458 --> 00:36:49,458
I mean, who's fucking
brilliant idea was that?

836
00:36:53,625 --> 00:36:56,416
Jessica was different, though.
She-- she never changed.

837
00:36:58,833 --> 00:37:00,958
I-- I'll never make men happy.

838
00:37:01,041 --> 00:37:02,500
- What about Mr. X?
- [Sarah] Mr. X?

839
00:37:02,583 --> 00:37:04,500
[Jessica] Well, I wouldn't say
I made him happy.

840
00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:06,583
- He made me happy.
- [Beth] It's from the book.

841
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
- [Sarah] Do we know him?
- She wouldn't tell me.

842
00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:14,750
She never stopped living.

843
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:15,833
She didn't.

844
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:18,625
[Jessica] What if we just went off?

845
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:21,416
What?

846
00:37:22,041 --> 00:37:25,250
Somewhere like Morocco or Brazil…

847
00:37:26,708 --> 00:37:27,708
together?

848
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,875
We should get back to them.
We need to--

849
00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:37,625
We need to decide
what we're goin' to do together.

850
00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:39,708
[Richard] Just uh, just leave them
for a bit.

851
00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:43,666
Sarah and Beth, they love each other.
They'll work it out, you know?

852
00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:48,208
[plate breaking in distance]

853
00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:49,333
Oh!

854
00:37:50,791 --> 00:37:53,250
[Beth] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

855
00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:54,666
It's okay. I'll clear it up.

856
00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,458
[Beth] No, no, I'll-- I'll clear it up!

857
00:37:56,541 --> 00:37:57,833
- Can I help?
- No, fuck off!

858
00:37:57,916 --> 00:37:59,916
I'm still angry with you!

859
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,375
Oh, I'm so--

860
00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:04,166
I'm so sorry.

861
00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:11,291
It's fine. Will you help?

862
00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:12,500
[sighs]

863
00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:20,791
[phone rings]

864
00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:30,375
Hello?

865
00:38:30,458 --> 00:38:33,583
Oh, oh, hello! You what?

866
00:38:35,708 --> 00:38:38,250
Uh, now? As in tonight?

867
00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:41,125
No, it's just that, uh…

868
00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:45,125
I-- the thing is-- This is the only night.

869
00:38:47,083 --> 00:38:48,000
Okay.

870
00:38:49,541 --> 00:38:51,375
Okay.

871
00:38:51,458 --> 00:38:54,208
- What?
- It's the estate agent.

872
00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:56,041
The buyer wants to come over.

873
00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:57,500
She wants to show her husband the house.

874
00:38:57,583 --> 00:38:58,875
[Sarah] Now?

875
00:38:58,958 --> 00:39:00,666
They said, "Ten minutes."

876
00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:02,875
What? That's fuck-- That's ridiculous!

877
00:39:02,958 --> 00:39:04,541
[Tom] He spends most of his time abroad.

878
00:39:04,625 --> 00:39:06,166
I know he was letting
her pick out the house.

879
00:39:06,250 --> 00:39:08,500
Now, suddenly, he wants to see it?

880
00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:12,583
This is the only night that he can do it
until he flies out again.

881
00:39:12,666 --> 00:39:14,375
He can't just announce he's turning up

882
00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:16,166
in the middle of the night!
That's unreasonable!

883
00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:17,958
He's rich.

884
00:39:18,041 --> 00:39:19,750
Rich people are unreasonable.

885
00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:21,416
We can't say "no".

886
00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,375
[Richard] What about, um…

887
00:39:25,791 --> 00:39:26,875
We'll have to move her.

888
00:39:26,958 --> 00:39:28,125
No way!

889
00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:29,833
It's what we were going to do anyway.

890
00:39:29,916 --> 00:39:32,083
I am having no part in this.

891
00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:33,166
Fine.

892
00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:35,250
Tom.

893
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,125
Richard!

894
00:39:45,041 --> 00:39:46,041
[grunts]

895
00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:48,333
[Tom] Okay.

896
00:39:48,416 --> 00:39:52,458
[tense music playing]

897
00:39:57,041 --> 00:39:58,500
[Tom] All right. Give me a hand.

898
00:40:00,750 --> 00:40:02,291
I'm sorry. I don't think I can.

899
00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:03,250
What?

900
00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,916
I can't-- I can't touch her.

901
00:40:06,583 --> 00:40:07,583
Really?

902
00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:10,000
What do you mean "really"?

903
00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:12,291
I can't! Okay? What does that mean?
I'm not a real man or something?

904
00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:15,291
Shh! Keep it down, for fuck's sake!

905
00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:16,375
[sighs]

906
00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:21,083
Oh! Careful.

907
00:40:21,166 --> 00:40:22,583
Careful, careful, careful, careful.

908
00:40:22,666 --> 00:40:25,875
[breathes heavily]

909
00:40:27,833 --> 00:40:30,125
Can you at least open the fucking door?

910
00:40:30,208 --> 00:40:31,791
[breathes heavily]

911
00:40:34,875 --> 00:40:35,958
[Tom] Fuck.

912
00:40:36,041 --> 00:40:40,333
[shushes, breathes heavily]

913
00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:49,125
- [Sarah] Upstairs.
- Ups-- where?

914
00:40:49,208 --> 00:40:50,833
[Sarah] Somewhere!

915
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:53,791
- Fuck!
- [Tom] That was not ten minutes.

916
00:40:53,875 --> 00:40:56,208
Okay, in there. Open the door!

917
00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:58,125
Where-- R-- Richard, Richard!

918
00:40:58,208 --> 00:41:01,625
Fuck! [breathes heavily]

919
00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:04,833
[Sarah] Sit her on the toilet.

920
00:41:04,916 --> 00:41:06,041
[Tom] She's slipping. Slipping!

921
00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:07,750
[Sarah] Put her up.

922
00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:09,291
There we are. That's it.
It's okay. It's fine.

923
00:41:09,375 --> 00:41:10,333
It's fine, it's fine.

924
00:41:10,416 --> 00:41:14,083
[breathes heavily]

925
00:41:15,041 --> 00:41:16,500
[Richard] What if they wanna look?

926
00:41:16,583 --> 00:41:17,833
No, they won't want to look in there.

927
00:41:17,916 --> 00:41:19,333
It's just a toilet.

928
00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:20,791
[Jessica dropping in the toilet]

929
00:41:23,708 --> 00:41:26,750
[doorbell rings]

930
00:41:29,875 --> 00:41:33,875
[tense music playing]

931
00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:37,541
Hi. Sorry.

932
00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:39,750
Husband insists on takin' a look.
Kind of a tricky type.

933
00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:41,625
- Oh. Oh, okay.
- But I think this will nail it.

934
00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:45,000
- Wait five minutes. In and out.
- Hi. I'm so sorry about this.

935
00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:46,041
No, no, it's fine.

936
00:41:46,125 --> 00:41:47,708
I hope we're not disturbing you.

937
00:41:47,791 --> 00:41:50,208
- No, not at all.
- It's just Klaus is in town.

938
00:41:50,291 --> 00:41:52,916
He's always away. And since he's here…

939
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,750
Just wanted to see what I'm buying.

940
00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:57,666
- Of course. Come in.
- [Ellen] Oh.

941
00:41:57,750 --> 00:41:59,583
- You remember my husband Tom?
- [Ellen] Uh, yes.

942
00:41:59,666 --> 00:42:02,083
- [estate agent] It's Ellen.
- Hi. [chuckles]

943
00:42:02,166 --> 00:42:03,916
[Tom] You're Helen. Hele-- Helen.
Helen, isn't it?

944
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,333
- Ellen.
- All right.

945
00:42:05,416 --> 00:42:06,500
Oh.

946
00:42:08,416 --> 00:42:10,750
I'm so sorry, you're having dinner.

947
00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:15,125
That is what people do… at dinnertime.

948
00:42:15,208 --> 00:42:16,291
[Tom] We are pretty much finished.

949
00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:18,125
[Sarah] Yes, we're finished.

950
00:42:18,208 --> 00:42:21,000
- Is that a clafoutis?
- Yes.

951
00:42:21,083 --> 00:42:22,875
It's actually a specialty of mine.

952
00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:25,833
How funny. I love clafoutis.

953
00:42:25,916 --> 00:42:28,291
Okay. Um, help yourself. [chuckles]

954
00:42:28,375 --> 00:42:30,583
Oh, I'm on a diet.

955
00:42:30,666 --> 00:42:32,666
So, this is the kitchen.

956
00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:33,750
Okay.

957
00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:36,041
[Ellen] You know, I love
what you've done with this.

958
00:42:36,125 --> 00:42:38,666
- Is-- is that Friedrichsen?
- Yes.

959
00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:41,541
That adds serious value to a kitchen.

960
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:42,791
[Ellen] What do you think, honey?

961
00:42:42,875 --> 00:42:44,458
It's nice.

962
00:42:44,541 --> 00:42:47,750
[phone rings]

963
00:42:49,125 --> 00:42:51,416
Yes? When?

964
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:53,833
Oh, I didn't see it.

965
00:42:53,916 --> 00:42:56,208
Talk to Becker. Don't talk to Peterson.

966
00:42:56,291 --> 00:42:59,333
I told you,
I don't want them to do anything

967
00:42:59,416 --> 00:43:01,125
till the lawyers have seen it, okay?

968
00:43:02,541 --> 00:43:04,250
- Sorry.
- Hmm.

969
00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:06,500
Maybe if we take a look at the rest.

970
00:43:06,583 --> 00:43:08,916
Yeah, sure. Uh, here. Follow me.

971
00:43:12,166 --> 00:43:16,583
[tense music playing]

972
00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:27,583
[Ellen] Oh, I just love
these old fireplaces.

973
00:43:27,666 --> 00:43:28,625
People used to rip them out.

974
00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:31,208
Now, they pay thousands
to put them back in.

975
00:43:31,291 --> 00:43:32,208
Okay.

976
00:43:39,625 --> 00:43:40,541
Okay.

977
00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:49,208
Okay.

978
00:43:50,541 --> 00:43:53,250
Okay. Nice house.

979
00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:54,666
Thank you.

980
00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:56,083
When did you buy it?

981
00:43:56,166 --> 00:43:57,125
2002.

982
00:43:57,208 --> 00:43:58,458
2003.

983
00:43:58,541 --> 00:44:00,000
You did well then, didn't you?

984
00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:01,291
Yes, we got lucky.

985
00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:03,666
[chuckles] Yes, you did.

986
00:44:03,750 --> 00:44:06,791
[phone rings]

987
00:44:08,541 --> 00:44:11,333
[Klaus] Yes? No.

988
00:44:11,416 --> 00:44:12,416
Don't listen to Harvard.

989
00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:14,708
Don't send the draft to the DIT.

990
00:44:14,791 --> 00:44:17,291
I don't want any of these busybodies

991
00:44:17,375 --> 00:44:19,458
getting their hands on it
before the contracts are signed.

992
00:44:19,541 --> 00:44:21,583
Okay? Okay.

993
00:44:22,708 --> 00:44:24,708
So, what, uh, what line are you in?

994
00:44:25,916 --> 00:44:27,041
I do consulting.

995
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,666
Consulting for what exactly?

996
00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:32,041
For the energy industry.

997
00:44:33,916 --> 00:44:36,750
Oh, you're a lobbyist for oil companies.

998
00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:39,125
Gas companies, too.

999
00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:40,833
It's a nice way to make a living.

1000
00:44:40,916 --> 00:44:42,208
It's a good living.

1001
00:44:42,291 --> 00:44:45,916
That depends on your definition of good,
doesn't it?

1002
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,125
You think you don't make compromises?

1003
00:44:51,625 --> 00:44:53,666
But at least I'm well-paid for it.

1004
00:44:57,125 --> 00:44:59,666
Good. I think we've seen everything.

1005
00:44:59,750 --> 00:45:00,666
[Ellen] Yeah.

1006
00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:09,791
We didn't look in there.

1007
00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:12,791
Oh, that's just the toilet.

1008
00:45:12,875 --> 00:45:15,000
- Darling.
- You're not going to show us?

1009
00:45:15,083 --> 00:45:17,708
- What?
- The toilet.

1010
00:45:17,791 --> 00:45:18,916
You want to see the toilet?

1011
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,625
You've showed us your other toilets.

1012
00:45:20,708 --> 00:45:22,833
- Did we?
- Yes, you did.

1013
00:45:22,916 --> 00:45:25,541
Or is there something in there
you don't want us to see?

1014
00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:29,375
[both laughs]

1015
00:45:29,458 --> 00:45:30,458
No.

1016
00:45:30,541 --> 00:45:33,541
[phone rings]

1017
00:45:33,625 --> 00:45:35,958
Yeah? What?

1018
00:45:38,333 --> 00:45:43,125
[speaks German]

1019
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,458
You know, I'm not sure you've seen
the garden at nighttime.

1020
00:45:47,541 --> 00:45:49,083
Uh, yes, the light really
sets off the landscaping.

1021
00:45:49,166 --> 00:45:51,500
- Oh!
- Yeah.

1022
00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:54,958
So, here, there is all custom limestone.

1023
00:45:55,041 --> 00:45:56,125
[Klaus speaks German]

1024
00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:59,166
Come on. We've got to move the body.

1025
00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:01,958
- What?
- Well, come, now!

1026
00:46:02,041 --> 00:46:03,541
- [Klaus speaks German]
- [Tom] Now!

1027
00:46:03,625 --> 00:46:06,416
[Klaus speaking German]

1028
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:10,666
[in English] Lunch. Maybe dinner.
Yeah. Yeah.

1029
00:46:10,750 --> 00:46:14,666
[speaks German]

1030
00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:28,666
[speaking German]

1031
00:46:34,791 --> 00:46:37,458
[Tom] Just go. Go, go, go, go, go.

1032
00:46:37,541 --> 00:46:38,833
Okay. Come on, legs down.

1033
00:46:38,916 --> 00:46:40,666
- [Richard] What?
- Legs down on the floor.

1034
00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:42,125
Get the fuck out of the way!

1035
00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:43,250
Oh, get out of the way.

1036
00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:45,958
[grunts]

1037
00:46:59,166 --> 00:47:02,083
Did you have a-- a good phone call?

1038
00:47:06,833 --> 00:47:08,000
Okay.

1039
00:47:26,458 --> 00:47:29,416
[Sarah] So, we have three wonderful
primary schools in the area.

1040
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:30,916
[Ellen] Oh, I can imagine.

1041
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,500
It must have been terrific
for the children.

1042
00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:33,458
[Sarah] Oh, yes, yes.

1043
00:47:33,541 --> 00:47:35,958
You know, Klaus and I are planning
to have children at some point

1044
00:47:36,041 --> 00:47:39,041
when he spends more time in London.

1045
00:47:39,125 --> 00:47:40,208
Aren't we, honey?

1046
00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:41,875
Of course we are.

1047
00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:43,916
Well, I think I've seen
all I needed to see.

1048
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,541
- Great.
- Great.

1049
00:47:46,916 --> 00:47:47,833
We're all set then.

1050
00:47:47,916 --> 00:47:49,625
Yeah. Obviously, we'll be in touch.

1051
00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:53,250
[Sarah] Yes. Thank you so much.

1052
00:47:53,333 --> 00:47:54,375
Goodnight!

1053
00:47:54,458 --> 00:47:55,500
[door closes]

1054
00:48:00,541 --> 00:48:03,541
What the fuck do you think
you were doing back there?

1055
00:48:03,625 --> 00:48:05,708
"You work for evil oil companies?"

1056
00:48:05,791 --> 00:48:07,583
You're one of Satan's minions.

1057
00:48:07,666 --> 00:48:10,208
- Yeah, I hate people like that.
- Fine!

1058
00:48:10,291 --> 00:48:12,875
But is it strictly necessary
to fuck up our sale

1059
00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:14,916
just so you get to express yourself?

1060
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,291
Oh, your sale, your sale, your sale!

1061
00:48:17,375 --> 00:48:18,500
All you think about is this!

1062
00:48:18,583 --> 00:48:22,375
Your-- your Elephant's Breath countertops,
and your Friedrichsen oven,

1063
00:48:22,458 --> 00:48:23,916
and your lamb from Hampstead Organics.

1064
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,625
Oh, you go there, too.

1065
00:48:25,708 --> 00:48:26,791
Whatever.

1066
00:48:26,875 --> 00:48:29,333
The truth is you don't give
a shit about our friend Jessica,

1067
00:48:29,416 --> 00:48:31,583
who you drag up and down
stairs like an old mattress.

1068
00:48:31,666 --> 00:48:35,291
To be honest, I don't know why
you're taking her side over us.

1069
00:48:35,375 --> 00:48:37,166
- Someone has to.
- [Sarah] Do they?

1070
00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:38,833
What if it was her in our position?

1071
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,166
Do you think she put us
before herself? No!

1072
00:48:41,250 --> 00:48:43,541
She never thought of anyone but herself!

1073
00:48:43,625 --> 00:48:45,333
How much did she borrow
from you over the years, Beth?

1074
00:48:45,416 --> 00:48:47,458
And did she ever pay you back, if any?

1075
00:48:47,541 --> 00:48:49,583
- She was going to when the book came out.
- [Sarah] Really?

1076
00:48:49,666 --> 00:48:51,500
Whenever she had money,
she spent it on herself.

1077
00:48:51,583 --> 00:48:53,375
Then when she ran out,
she came to you again.

1078
00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:55,041
You told me so yourself.

1079
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,583
I don't care about the money.

1080
00:48:57,666 --> 00:48:59,041
Fine. Forget about the money.

1081
00:48:59,125 --> 00:49:01,416
How many of your boyfriends
did she sleep with

1082
00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:02,916
just because she could?

1083
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,166
Only two. And I forgave her.

1084
00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:07,166
[Sarah] You're always
bloody forgiving her.

1085
00:49:07,250 --> 00:49:09,875
Meantime, I was the one
who had to console you for weeks.

1086
00:49:09,958 --> 00:49:12,583
- I never asked you to.
- You were having a breakdown!

1087
00:49:12,666 --> 00:49:14,291
What else was I supposed to do?

1088
00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:17,666
You always resented her.
Her-- her-- her looks and her charm.

1089
00:49:17,750 --> 00:49:19,291
And you worshiped her.

1090
00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:21,083
I don't know which of us
was more pathetic.

1091
00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:23,000
Maybe I was pathetic.

1092
00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:25,166
But at least I'm trying
to be a good person.

1093
00:49:25,250 --> 00:49:27,250
Good person?
You-- you know what a good person does?

1094
00:49:27,333 --> 00:49:29,291
They don't go on and on
about being a good person.

1095
00:49:29,375 --> 00:49:32,541
They don't use being a good person
to beat up everybody else!

1096
00:49:32,625 --> 00:49:34,791
They don't get off on feeling
morally fucking superior.

1097
00:49:34,875 --> 00:49:36,083
- That's not fair.
- Isn't it?

1098
00:49:36,166 --> 00:49:37,458
Your own husband can't take it anymore.

1099
00:49:37,541 --> 00:49:39,875
- [gasps]
- Whoa! Wait, wait a minute.

1100
00:49:39,958 --> 00:49:42,416
What did you call it earlier?
Toxic sanctimony.

1101
00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:44,416
No. That was in the heat of the moment.

1102
00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:46,833
Yeah, but you meant it, didn't you?

1103
00:49:46,916 --> 00:49:48,541
You know what?

1104
00:49:48,625 --> 00:49:50,125
Fuck all three of you!

1105
00:49:50,208 --> 00:49:51,833
- [Richard] Beth.
- No, don't Beth me.

1106
00:49:51,916 --> 00:49:55,000
If you think I'm so sanctimonious,
that is exactly what I'm going to be.

1107
00:49:55,083 --> 00:49:57,041
- What are you doing?
- I'm calling the police.

1108
00:49:57,125 --> 00:49:58,250
Don't--

1109
00:50:00,291 --> 00:50:01,333
Fine!

1110
00:50:01,416 --> 00:50:03,500
[grunts]

1111
00:50:05,583 --> 00:50:07,541
No, no, no. That is my phone.

1112
00:50:07,625 --> 00:50:09,125
- No. What are you doing?
- Beth!

1113
00:50:09,208 --> 00:50:12,166
You have lost it.

1114
00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:13,750
[Tom] Uh, no, no, Beth.

1115
00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:15,750
[Beth] Tom, I want to leave.

1116
00:50:15,833 --> 00:50:17,708
- Richard!
- Beth, please.

1117
00:50:17,791 --> 00:50:19,750
- Come on. Be reasonable.
- Reasonable?

1118
00:50:19,833 --> 00:50:21,916
I am the only person trying
to do the right thing right now.

1119
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,416
- Okay. Beth.
- Let me go. Let me pass.

1120
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,166
[Beth] I want to go.

1121
00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:26,166
Where the fuck have you been?

1122
00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:28,041
- [Beth] Get off me! Let go!
- [Richard] Beth.

1123
00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:29,958
Why didn't you answer my calls?

1124
00:50:30,041 --> 00:50:31,708
[Beth] Don't touch me. Let me go!

1125
00:50:31,791 --> 00:50:33,958
- Richard, it's over.
- Come on. Come on.

1126
00:50:34,041 --> 00:50:35,125
Can you let go please?

1127
00:50:35,208 --> 00:50:36,875
- [Richard] Beth! Beth!
- [Beth] Let go of me! I'm going!

1128
00:50:36,958 --> 00:50:37,833
I'm Mr. X.

1129
00:50:42,791 --> 00:50:43,750
What?

1130
00:50:48,750 --> 00:50:49,708
I'm Mr. X.

1131
00:50:49,791 --> 00:50:50,875
Who?

1132
00:50:51,875 --> 00:50:54,541
From-- from Jessica's book.

1133
00:50:56,041 --> 00:50:58,000
- That Mr. X?
- [Richard] Yeah.

1134
00:50:58,083 --> 00:50:59,375
- When?
- What?

1135
00:50:59,458 --> 00:51:01,083
- [Beth] When did it start?
- I-- I don't know.

1136
00:51:01,166 --> 00:51:02,041
A couple of years ago.

1137
00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:03,375
- When?
- [Richard] It was on and off.

1138
00:51:03,458 --> 00:51:04,750
About two years ago.

1139
00:51:05,958 --> 00:51:08,750
- Till now?
- [Richard] No! No! We stopped it.

1140
00:51:08,833 --> 00:51:11,000
- Did you love her?
- [Richard] No. It was just--

1141
00:51:11,083 --> 00:51:12,208
Sex?

1142
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,250
It was a mistake.

1143
00:51:15,625 --> 00:51:17,291
So, you just told me this
because you thought

1144
00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:19,500
it would make me hate Jessica,
and then I wouldn't go to the police?

1145
00:51:19,583 --> 00:51:21,958
You were gonna have me disbarred!
What was I supposed to do?

1146
00:51:22,041 --> 00:51:23,500
You didn't care I'd hate you, too.

1147
00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:25,041
Neither of you cared.

1148
00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:27,708
- I do. I do! I love you. I'm sorry.
- I want a divorce.

1149
00:51:31,041 --> 00:51:33,000
- Beth.
- You better hang onto that job of yours

1150
00:51:33,083 --> 00:51:34,958
'cause you're gonna be paying me
a fuck load of alimony

1151
00:51:35,041 --> 00:51:36,500
for the rest of your life.

1152
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,291
Right.

1153
00:51:39,375 --> 00:51:41,375
Let's get this fucking thing done.

1154
00:51:44,416 --> 00:51:51,375
[melancholic music playing]

1155
00:52:12,083 --> 00:52:13,958
[Sarah] In the back or the boot?

1156
00:52:14,041 --> 00:52:15,625
What?

1157
00:52:15,708 --> 00:52:16,833
Where are we putting her?

1158
00:52:16,916 --> 00:52:19,500
We can't be seen putting a body
in the boot of a car.

1159
00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:24,625
[Tom] What uh, if we wrapped her in a rug?

1160
00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:26,875
Make use of one from the spare room.

1161
00:52:26,958 --> 00:52:28,541
Um, well, when we get there,

1162
00:52:28,625 --> 00:52:31,541
four adults carrying a rug
up the fucking stairs

1163
00:52:31,625 --> 00:52:33,833
- in the middle of the night.
- What we need to do…

1164
00:52:34,833 --> 00:52:37,166
is to make her look like she's drunk
and we're helping her home.

1165
00:52:37,250 --> 00:52:39,250
God knows I've done that enough times.

1166
00:52:39,333 --> 00:52:41,875
Okay, what about her face?

1167
00:52:41,958 --> 00:52:42,833
Look at that.

1168
00:52:45,291 --> 00:52:48,916
What if we just push her tongue in?

1169
00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:51,375
Just a minute.

1170
00:52:52,541 --> 00:52:53,708
[Richard] Yeah.

1171
00:52:54,708 --> 00:52:56,958
- [Sarah] What about this?
- That's mine.

1172
00:52:57,041 --> 00:52:58,791
Yeah, 15.

1173
00:52:58,875 --> 00:53:01,291
But I use it
for my high-intensity intervals.

1174
00:53:01,375 --> 00:53:03,458
Ha-ha. Right.

1175
00:53:03,541 --> 00:53:06,291
When he's wearing it,
you can barely see his face.

1176
00:53:06,375 --> 00:53:13,333
[tense jazz music playing]

1177
00:53:27,333 --> 00:53:28,750
[indistinct conversation]

1178
00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:33,250
Open the door.

1179
00:53:33,333 --> 00:53:35,333
[Tom] All right, let's get you in here.

1180
00:53:35,416 --> 00:53:37,916
Get you home.

1181
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,375
[Miranda] Hello again.

1182
00:53:39,458 --> 00:53:40,916
- Hello.
- You all going out?

1183
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000
- Yes.
- [chuckles]

1184
00:53:43,083 --> 00:53:44,625
Is that Jessica in there?

1185
00:53:44,708 --> 00:53:46,333
No, she went earlier.

1186
00:53:46,416 --> 00:53:48,000
- [Miranda] She did?
- Yes.

1187
00:53:48,083 --> 00:53:49,541
I don't believe you.

1188
00:53:49,625 --> 00:53:51,708
That's her in there, isn't it?

1189
00:53:51,791 --> 00:53:53,666
Why is she wearing a hoodie?

1190
00:53:53,750 --> 00:53:56,583
[Sarah] Well, I told you,
she doesn't like to meet fans.

1191
00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:59,333
I j-- I just want to tell her
I love her book.

1192
00:53:59,416 --> 00:54:00,750
It's not much to ask.

1193
00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:03,875
Well, it's just how she feels about it.

1194
00:54:03,958 --> 00:54:07,125
Well, it's rude. That's what it is.

1195
00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:09,083
You're rude!

1196
00:54:09,166 --> 00:54:10,958
You're a bad person!

1197
00:54:11,041 --> 00:54:14,416
And your book wasn't even that good.

1198
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:15,500
Cunt.

1199
00:54:17,333 --> 00:54:24,291
[tense music playing]

1200
00:54:45,875 --> 00:54:47,250
[Richard] Oh, fuck. Do you see that guy?

1201
00:54:47,333 --> 00:54:48,208
[Beth] What guy?

1202
00:54:48,291 --> 00:54:50,833
[Richard] I think he just looked straight
in the car.

1203
00:54:50,916 --> 00:54:52,333
Could you lift her head up?

1204
00:54:55,708 --> 00:54:57,458
No, that's worse.

1205
00:54:57,541 --> 00:54:58,708
Maybe…

1206
00:54:58,791 --> 00:55:02,250
Or can you get her
to lean up against one of you?

1207
00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:04,791
No, not me. She's your girlfriend.

1208
00:55:14,083 --> 00:55:15,791
Okay, let's leave her like that.

1209
00:55:22,083 --> 00:55:23,708
Fuck.

1210
00:55:24,166 --> 00:55:25,833
- Don't look.
- I am not looking.

1211
00:55:27,916 --> 00:55:29,458
Don't be too obvious about not looking.

1212
00:55:29,541 --> 00:55:31,125
It's the kind of thing they pick up on.

1213
00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:34,791
Do you want me to look at them
or not look at them?

1214
00:55:34,875 --> 00:55:36,458
Look at me.

1215
00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:37,916
Look at me like I'm talking to you.

1216
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,250
You are talking to me.

1217
00:55:41,625 --> 00:55:42,666
They're still looking.

1218
00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:44,083
Well, this is nice.

1219
00:55:44,166 --> 00:55:45,833
[sirens wailing]

1220
00:55:45,916 --> 00:55:47,291
Oh, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit,

1221
00:55:47,375 --> 00:55:48,958
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

1222
00:55:49,041 --> 00:55:50,750
- They're going?
- [Sarah] Mm-hmm.

1223
00:55:50,833 --> 00:55:53,250
[siren wailing, car whooshes]

1224
00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:54,750
Oh, God!

1225
00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:07,500
[party music in the distance]

1226
00:56:07,583 --> 00:56:09,750
It's just up here on the right.

1227
00:56:09,833 --> 00:56:11,208
[Richard] They're having a party!

1228
00:56:11,291 --> 00:56:13,083
[Beth] Trendy fucking cunts.

1229
00:56:13,166 --> 00:56:15,208
Oh, fuck.

1230
00:56:15,291 --> 00:56:16,500
[Beth] Jesus.

1231
00:56:16,583 --> 00:56:18,375
Pull in on the gate! Pull in on the gate!

1232
00:56:30,458 --> 00:56:31,625
Now what?

1233
00:56:31,708 --> 00:56:33,666
We'll just have to wait.

1234
00:56:33,750 --> 00:56:35,166
How long?

1235
00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:36,625
As long as it takes.

1236
00:56:36,708 --> 00:56:38,291
[seat belt clicks]

1237
00:57:02,708 --> 00:57:05,125
<i>♪ Cuddle around with a cuddle bug</i>
<i>Huddled up around the spliff ♪</i>

1238
00:57:05,208 --> 00:57:07,791
<i>♪ Lookin' for another puff, uh ♪</i>

1239
00:57:07,875 --> 00:57:09,666
<i>♪ About the chewer</i>
<i>Lappin' me a runner up ♪</i>

1240
00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:11,833
<i>♪ Say it's wise</i>
<i>But I never stutter, bruh ♪</i>

1241
00:57:14,291 --> 00:57:15,750
[door closes]

1242
00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:17,500
[Richard] All right, tell me
they're still out here.

1243
00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:18,666
Yes.

1244
00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:20,583
[party music in background]

1245
00:57:20,666 --> 00:57:21,541
[sighs]

1246
00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:23,375
How long has it been?

1247
00:57:23,458 --> 00:57:25,291
At least an hour.

1248
00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:27,500
I thought they'd call it a night,
wouldn't you?

1249
00:57:27,583 --> 00:57:30,000
Maybe they're having fun.

1250
00:57:30,083 --> 00:57:32,458
How much fun do they need,
for fuck's sake?

1251
00:57:32,541 --> 00:57:35,500
[Beth] I don't know. Maybe they're just
having a normal evening.

1252
00:57:35,583 --> 00:57:38,875
There still is a thing out there
called "normal"

1253
00:57:38,958 --> 00:57:41,958
that people get to be if they're not us.

1254
00:57:45,250 --> 00:57:46,875
[drunk boy] Becky, come on, babe.

1255
00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:48,125
Nobody move.

1256
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:51,125
[drunk girl] Oh. Oh.

1257
00:57:53,916 --> 00:57:55,250
[drunk boy] Oh.

1258
00:57:58,750 --> 00:58:00,916
[both moaning]

1259
00:58:04,708 --> 00:58:07,625
[both moaning]

1260
00:58:11,125 --> 00:58:12,875
Sorry. No, you don't do that.

1261
00:58:12,958 --> 00:58:14,833
[both moaning]

1262
00:58:21,166 --> 00:58:22,333
Fuck.

1263
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:23,333
Richard.

1264
00:58:23,416 --> 00:58:25,375
Excuse me, could you do your fucking

1265
00:58:25,458 --> 00:58:28,125
on someone else's fucking car, please?

1266
00:58:28,208 --> 00:58:29,833
Go on! Fuck off!

1267
00:58:31,375 --> 00:58:32,541
Jesus!

1268
00:58:33,708 --> 00:58:36,375
- Right. Can we just do this now?
- Yeah.

1269
00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:38,208
[door opens]

1270
00:58:38,291 --> 00:58:41,208
[tense music playing]

1271
00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:58,250
[indistinct conversation]

1272
00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,875
[pots breaking]

1273
00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:14,666
This one on the right.

1274
00:59:15,583 --> 00:59:17,625
Fuck. Fuck.

1275
00:59:18,666 --> 00:59:20,500
Okay.

1276
00:59:20,583 --> 00:59:22,500
[indistinct conversation]

1277
00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:24,958
[Tom] Here, look, hold it. I got it.

1278
00:59:25,041 --> 00:59:27,416
What the fuck? Tom.

1279
00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:28,750
[grunts]

1280
00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:33,166
[Richard] It's not that one.
It's the-- it's the square one.

1281
00:59:33,250 --> 00:59:34,375
How many times have you been here?

1282
00:59:34,458 --> 00:59:36,500
[Richard] I don't know. Five. Maybe ten.

1283
00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:37,666
Fucking asshole.

1284
00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:43,125
[grunts]

1285
00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:47,916
[keys clicking]

1286
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
- [man] Uh, coat.
- Oh, it's all right.

1287
00:59:51,333 --> 00:59:52,375
Come on, we're gonna be late.

1288
00:59:52,458 --> 00:59:55,250
[man speaking indistinctly]

1289
00:59:57,291 --> 01:00:00,000
[both grunt]

1290
01:00:02,458 --> 01:00:03,333
[Richard] The sofa.

1291
01:00:03,416 --> 01:00:04,916
[indistinct speech]

1292
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,125
- [Tom] Over here. Over here.
- [Richard] Tom.

1293
01:00:06,208 --> 01:00:08,000
[Tom] Like, here, here, here. [grunts]

1294
01:00:08,083 --> 01:00:10,208
Fucking hell!

1295
01:00:10,625 --> 01:00:14,625
[spits, grunts]

1296
01:00:17,041 --> 01:00:19,708
We need to find a secure suspension point.

1297
01:00:19,791 --> 01:00:21,166
What about that?

1298
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:22,750
Yeah, that will do it.

1299
01:00:22,833 --> 01:00:25,708
[Beth] And what are we gonna use?

1300
01:00:25,791 --> 01:00:26,916
To hang her!

1301
01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:40,708
[Richard] Um, Sarah,

1302
01:00:40,791 --> 01:00:44,000
make sure you put in, um,
in the-- in the same groove.

1303
01:00:46,041 --> 01:00:47,333
You know what I mean.

1304
01:00:58,875 --> 01:01:00,333
[grunts]

1305
01:01:03,250 --> 01:01:04,875
- Yeah.
- Richard.

1306
01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:07,333
I don't…

1307
01:01:10,958 --> 01:01:13,208
- [Tom] Are you okay?
- I don't-- I don't think I…

1308
01:01:13,291 --> 01:01:16,166
I think I can handle it. Yeah!

1309
01:01:16,250 --> 01:01:17,125
Okay!

1310
01:01:17,208 --> 01:01:19,458
[grunts]

1311
01:01:23,916 --> 01:01:25,041
- Got it?
- [Sarah] Almost!

1312
01:01:25,125 --> 01:01:27,833
- Just hurry!
- [Sarah] Uh, okay. Okay.

1313
01:01:29,083 --> 01:01:32,250
- [grunts]
- [metal clanking]

1314
01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:01,625
[Richard cries]

1315
01:02:15,666 --> 01:02:17,125
[Tom sighing]

1316
01:02:17,208 --> 01:02:20,500
[Tom] Hey. It's okay.

1317
01:02:20,583 --> 01:02:27,541
[melancholic music playing]

1318
01:02:35,375 --> 01:02:38,916
[Tom] Why did she do it? Why now?

1319
01:02:41,541 --> 01:02:43,125
She seemed happy tonight.

1320
01:02:47,375 --> 01:02:48,875
She's a great liar.

1321
01:02:51,791 --> 01:02:53,916
[Sarah] She once told me she envied us.

1322
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,875
She said we had a place
in this world and she didn't.

1323
01:03:02,166 --> 01:03:03,708
[Sarah]
<i>I hear your book's doing really well.</i>

1324
01:03:03,791 --> 01:03:04,666
[Jessica] <i>Yeah.</i>

1325
01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:07,541
<i>At least all that coke and sex</i>
<i>was good for some things.</i>

1326
01:03:09,041 --> 01:03:11,750
Now you've all got
your "there goes Jessica" faces on.

1327
01:03:16,166 --> 01:03:17,708
Why didn't she talk to us?

1328
01:03:21,708 --> 01:03:23,583
We were supposed to be her friends.

1329
01:03:24,916 --> 01:03:26,000
She didn't wanna talk.

1330
01:03:27,333 --> 01:03:28,666
She made her mind up.

1331
01:03:42,625 --> 01:03:44,833
[gasps, sighs]

1332
01:03:53,708 --> 01:03:55,083
[Sarah] Shall we drop you off?

1333
01:03:57,375 --> 01:03:59,041
I don't know. I need a drink.

1334
01:04:03,583 --> 01:04:07,333
[door opens, keys clicking]

1335
01:04:17,083 --> 01:04:18,208
[door closes]

1336
01:04:18,291 --> 01:04:25,250
[melancholic music playing]

1337
01:04:39,791 --> 01:04:42,583
What if we just went off together?

1338
01:04:42,666 --> 01:04:45,416
What? Just leave?

1339
01:04:47,708 --> 01:04:49,416
Why not live?

1340
01:04:51,791 --> 01:04:52,833
[Richard] <i>Does anyone…</i>

1341
01:04:53,708 --> 01:04:55,416
[Beth] No.

1342
01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:56,541
[bottle pops]

1343
01:04:56,625 --> 01:04:59,083
[pours the drink]

1344
01:05:05,666 --> 01:05:07,083
[Sarah] What's this?

1345
01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:17,541
It's from Jessica.

1346
01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:22,958
What did she say?

1347
01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:28,166
"If you're reading this,
sorry about the trouble.

1348
01:05:29,416 --> 01:05:31,166
I'm always causing trouble.

1349
01:05:31,250 --> 01:05:34,000
I thought the book was
going to change everything.

1350
01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:37,208
In fact, it's made me realize
nothing changes.

1351
01:05:37,291 --> 01:05:39,625
As long as I can remember,
I've been a ball bearing,

1352
01:05:39,708 --> 01:05:42,000
rolling around in a hot pan
trying to get out,

1353
01:05:42,083 --> 01:05:45,416
but I could never get out,
and now I have to.

1354
01:05:46,541 --> 01:05:49,208
It's funny, it doesn't go,
the fear of dying.

1355
01:05:49,291 --> 01:05:51,750
But the truth is I'm more frightened
of living.

1356
01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:54,875
Sorry to dump this on you.

1357
01:05:54,958 --> 01:05:56,916
But I couldn't do it on my own and--

1358
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,833
And you are, after all, my oldest friends.

1359
01:05:59,916 --> 01:06:02,291
LOL.

1360
01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:05,208
I know it's going to be
a kind of bitch to deal with,

1361
01:06:05,291 --> 01:06:07,916
but I'm sure you won't
let it spoil your evening.

1362
01:06:09,708 --> 01:06:11,250
I love you. Goodbye."

1363
01:06:26,833 --> 01:06:27,958
[sighs]

1364
01:06:29,458 --> 01:06:31,666
She came here to do it.

1365
01:06:33,625 --> 01:06:34,500
She planned it.

1366
01:06:36,125 --> 01:06:39,666
We're going to have to live
with this forever.

1367
01:06:39,750 --> 01:06:41,083
She's cursed us.

1368
01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:45,625
We've cursed ourselves.

1369
01:06:53,833 --> 01:06:55,208
We should probably go.

1370
01:06:55,291 --> 01:06:57,083
[Beth] We're not going anywhere.

1371
01:06:57,166 --> 01:06:59,541
As far as I'm concerned,
you live somewhere else now.

1372
01:07:01,708 --> 01:07:04,541
- Where am I supposed to--
- I don't care!

1373
01:07:07,583 --> 01:07:08,666
Fine.

1374
01:07:13,083 --> 01:07:14,708
- [Tom] I'll see you around.
- [Richard] Yeah.

1375
01:07:14,791 --> 01:07:17,291
I'm calling the police.

1376
01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:18,375
What?

1377
01:07:21,416 --> 01:07:23,083
I'm gonna tell them.

1378
01:07:23,166 --> 01:07:24,541
Tell them what?

1379
01:07:26,166 --> 01:07:28,916
What happened tonight, what we did.

1380
01:07:30,291 --> 01:07:32,916
Okay. Why?

1381
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,583
Look, you're upset.

1382
01:07:35,666 --> 01:07:37,000
Obviously, we all are.

1383
01:07:37,083 --> 01:07:40,625
You know, it-- it's been
an upsetting evening.

1384
01:07:40,708 --> 01:07:42,000
Sarah,

1385
01:07:44,750 --> 01:07:47,000
you can't call the police.

1386
01:07:47,083 --> 01:07:48,291
Why not?

1387
01:07:48,375 --> 01:07:51,041
Because it affects all of us.

1388
01:07:51,125 --> 01:07:52,125
Sarah.

1389
01:07:53,541 --> 01:07:55,916
Do you wanna tell us what's going on?

1390
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:56,875
Nothing is going on.

1391
01:07:56,958 --> 01:07:59,458
I'm just going to
tell the police what we did.

1392
01:07:59,541 --> 01:08:00,458
This is nuts!

1393
01:08:00,541 --> 01:08:05,166
You asked us to help you!

1394
01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:07,583
You shouldn't have agreed.

1395
01:08:07,666 --> 01:08:09,250
You blackmailed us!

1396
01:08:09,333 --> 01:08:10,500
[Sarah] Yes, I did.

1397
01:08:11,750 --> 01:08:16,416
Look, maybe this is a good time
to talk about Ben and Sophie.

1398
01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:18,458
How does this help them?

1399
01:08:18,541 --> 01:08:19,500
It doesn't.

1400
01:08:19,916 --> 01:08:22,416
Tom, no, this is nuts.
Do something. Do something.

1401
01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:23,708
What do you want me to do?

1402
01:08:23,791 --> 01:08:25,750
Oh, fuck!

1403
01:08:25,833 --> 01:08:27,500
This isn't fair! Ugh!

1404
01:08:27,583 --> 01:08:31,541
I-- I've done fucking nothing
to deserve the shit

1405
01:08:31,625 --> 01:08:33,583
- that I've got this evening.
- Calm down!

1406
01:08:33,666 --> 01:08:34,791
[Richard] No, you fucking calm down!

1407
01:08:34,875 --> 01:08:37,583
I've been the only rational one
this entire fucking evening!

1408
01:08:37,666 --> 01:08:39,333
And this, this is the thanks I get.

1409
01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:42,041
You know what? Fuck this!
Fuck you! Fuck the law!

1410
01:08:42,125 --> 01:08:43,875
Richard, if you don't shut your mouth--

1411
01:08:43,958 --> 01:08:45,000
Or what?

1412
01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:46,750
How exactly are you gonna impose your will

1413
01:08:46,833 --> 01:08:49,000
- on this cluster-- Fuck!
- [groans]

1414
01:08:52,916 --> 01:08:53,916
What did you do that for?

1415
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,875
It just felt like the right thing to do.

1416
01:08:55,958 --> 01:08:58,041
- But I wasn't even ready for it.
- I'm sorry.

1417
01:08:58,125 --> 01:08:59,583
Well, I'm gonna have to hit you now.

1418
01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:00,916
- [Tom] What?
- [Richard] Well, no, it's only fair.

1419
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,000
- [Tom] No, that's ridiculous.
- [Richard] No.

1420
01:09:02,083 --> 01:09:03,000
[Tom] That's-- don't--

1421
01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:04,833
- [Tom] Please stop.
- Stay.

1422
01:09:04,916 --> 01:09:06,208
Richard, you're hurting me now.
Come on! Rich--

1423
01:09:06,291 --> 01:09:09,333
[doorbell rings]

1424
01:09:18,958 --> 01:09:21,041
[door opens]

1425
01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:23,875
[Tom] Oh, hi.

1426
01:09:23,958 --> 01:09:25,291
Sorry to bother you so late.

1427
01:09:25,375 --> 01:09:28,041
But I'd like to conclude our business now.

1428
01:09:28,125 --> 01:09:29,333
Now?

1429
01:09:29,416 --> 01:09:30,666
[Klaus] Why not now?

1430
01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:31,916
Let him in.

1431
01:09:32,916 --> 01:09:35,250
Okay. Uh, come in.

1432
01:09:35,333 --> 01:09:37,791
[dog barking in distance]

1433
01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:41,208
[door closes]

1434
01:09:41,291 --> 01:09:42,333
Hello.

1435
01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:54,083
Nosebleed.

1436
01:09:55,666 --> 01:09:56,666
Mm-hmm.

1437
01:09:59,625 --> 01:10:01,916
Ellen loves your house.

1438
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:06,750
I'm heading to Dubai in two hours,
so I'd like to finalize our business now.

1439
01:10:06,833 --> 01:10:08,833
I had our lawyer sent over
the final contracts.

1440
01:10:08,916 --> 01:10:11,125
Do you have a copy of yours?

1441
01:10:11,208 --> 01:10:13,208
Okay. Hold on.

1442
01:10:18,458 --> 01:10:19,666
[door opens]

1443
01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:29,791
[door closes]

1444
01:10:31,583 --> 01:10:34,666
Okay. Move right over here.

1445
01:10:50,583 --> 01:10:51,791
Shall we?

1446
01:10:51,875 --> 01:10:53,375
[Tom] Okay.

1447
01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:55,458
[Sarah] You should--
you should know something.

1448
01:10:57,083 --> 01:11:00,375
Earlier this evening, our friend
killed herself in the garden.

1449
01:11:01,375 --> 01:11:07,416
We moved her body back to her place,
so you wouldn't not buy the house.

1450
01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:09,291
[sighs]

1451
01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:21,750
I knew something strange
was going on here.

1452
01:11:29,916 --> 01:11:31,125
That was bold.

1453
01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,125
Look at them.

1454
01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:40,333
They're terrified.

1455
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,208
And now, you don't want me
to buy your house.

1456
01:11:46,291 --> 01:11:47,291
Is that right?

1457
01:11:47,375 --> 01:11:48,458
Um.

1458
01:11:48,541 --> 01:11:49,625
You want to go to jail.

1459
01:11:49,708 --> 01:11:51,125
Mm-hmm.

1460
01:11:51,208 --> 01:11:54,125
Mm. That's interesting.

1461
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,708
I wonder what I should do.

1462
01:12:01,833 --> 01:12:03,041
Your friend here,

1463
01:12:05,333 --> 01:12:07,416
she thinks I'm a bad person.

1464
01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:10,875
I work for evil oil companies.

1465
01:12:13,125 --> 01:12:14,791
No. I-- I--

1466
01:12:14,875 --> 01:12:17,083
- I didn't mean--
- Yes, you did.

1467
01:12:19,125 --> 01:12:22,333
Let's see, what would an evil man do here?

1468
01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:26,916
Probably call the police. Mm-hmm.

1469
01:12:28,125 --> 01:12:32,708
Then waiting for you to run out of money,

1470
01:12:32,791 --> 01:12:35,916
reduce my offer a lot.

1471
01:12:40,083 --> 01:12:42,750
I don't think you're such an evil guy.

1472
01:12:46,833 --> 01:12:51,041
I bet sometimes you're even a nice guy.

1473
01:12:52,666 --> 01:12:54,708
Life is short.

1474
01:12:54,791 --> 01:12:56,208
Why not be nice?

1475
01:12:58,125 --> 01:13:01,666
Sometimes it's nice to be the nice guy.

1476
01:13:03,125 --> 01:13:05,416
Yeah. You're right.

1477
01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:10,791
Sometimes, as you say,
it's nice to be the nice guy.

1478
01:13:14,791 --> 01:13:17,916
Unfortunately, I'm not the nice guy.

1479
01:13:24,458 --> 01:13:25,666
But you know what?

1480
01:13:27,291 --> 01:13:31,333
I think my wife would prefer
not to know about all this.

1481
01:13:31,416 --> 01:13:32,708
So, let's go on.

1482
01:13:34,916 --> 01:13:37,416
I'm still calling the police.

1483
01:13:38,625 --> 01:13:39,750
Seriously?

1484
01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:41,666
He was being nice!

1485
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,708
No. Sarah.

1486
01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:47,166
Sarah, just a moment, okay? Sarah.

1487
01:13:47,250 --> 01:13:50,166
I don't fucking believe it!

1488
01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:51,541
So, now you're having
a crisis of conscience.

1489
01:13:51,625 --> 01:13:52,541
[Sarah] Hello.

1490
01:13:52,625 --> 01:13:55,166
And yet, when I want to have
a crisis of conscience,

1491
01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:58,416
everyone told me to fucking suck it up!

1492
01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:00,708
Well, I'm not gonna suck it up!

1493
01:14:00,791 --> 01:14:03,750
- Don't you dare call the police!
- [Sarah] Oh, no, no, no!

1494
01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:05,125
- [Beth] Fuck off!
- [Sarah] No!

1495
01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:06,791
- [Tom] Sarah!
- [Sarah] Let me go.

1496
01:14:06,875 --> 01:14:09,250
- [Tom] Sarah, stop.
- [Sarah] Let me go! Let me go!

1497
01:14:09,333 --> 01:14:12,250
What does it matter to all of you?

1498
01:14:12,333 --> 01:14:14,583
[pants]

1499
01:14:14,666 --> 01:14:16,208
[Sarah] Don't you understand?

1500
01:14:16,291 --> 01:14:18,416
We can't take back what we did!

1501
01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:21,041
We can't be forgiven!

1502
01:14:21,125 --> 01:14:22,708
[pants]

1503
01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:26,708
[bell rings]

1504
01:14:26,791 --> 01:14:27,833
Fuck.

1505
01:14:32,416 --> 01:14:34,166
- [Tom] Hello.
- [Constable Terry] You all right, sir?

1506
01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:36,875
- I'm fine.
- [Constable Paul] Are you sure, sir?

1507
01:14:36,958 --> 01:14:38,166
[Constable Terry]
I think we better come in.

1508
01:14:38,250 --> 01:14:39,416
[indistinct radio chatter in background]

1509
01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:40,708
[police siren in background]

1510
01:14:40,791 --> 01:14:42,000
[door closes in background]

1511
01:14:52,541 --> 01:14:53,916
[Constable Terry]
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.

1512
01:14:55,250 --> 01:14:56,333
What's been goin' on here then?

1513
01:14:56,416 --> 01:14:59,250
[Richard] Um, yeah, we've been, um…

1514
01:14:59,333 --> 01:15:00,583
[Beth] Playing a game.

1515
01:15:00,666 --> 01:15:01,916
What sort of game?

1516
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:03,916
Twister.

1517
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,333
I'll tell you exactly
what's been going on.

1518
01:15:08,291 --> 01:15:09,833
[Tom] No, I'll tell you.

1519
01:15:11,541 --> 01:15:12,916
I'm Mr. X.

1520
01:15:13,708 --> 01:15:14,625
What?

1521
01:15:14,708 --> 01:15:16,833
[Richard] What do you mean you're Mr. X?

1522
01:15:16,916 --> 01:15:18,333
I'm-- I'm Mr. X.

1523
01:15:18,416 --> 01:15:21,000
Uh, no. I'm-- I'm afraid it's me.

1524
01:15:21,083 --> 01:15:21,958
[Richard] No.

1525
01:15:22,041 --> 01:15:23,958
There's nothing in the book
to suggest that you're Mr. X.

1526
01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:26,541
Nothing in the book to suggest
you're Mr. X either.

1527
01:15:26,625 --> 01:15:27,833
Who is Mr. X?

1528
01:15:27,916 --> 01:15:29,166
- It's me.
- [Richard] What--

1529
01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:31,958
What exactly makes you think
that you're Mr. X?

1530
01:15:32,041 --> 01:15:33,416
I mean…

1531
01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:36,500
Because Jessica told me.

1532
01:15:38,666 --> 01:15:40,333
So, you are Mr. X.

1533
01:15:42,833 --> 01:15:46,041
All those years flirting
with you in front of me

1534
01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,208
because you were fucking her.

1535
01:15:47,291 --> 01:15:48,333
I wasn't fucking her.

1536
01:15:48,416 --> 01:15:50,375
You just said you were…

1537
01:15:50,458 --> 01:15:54,375
It was one night
after our last finals exam,

1538
01:15:54,458 --> 01:15:56,000
before we got together.

1539
01:15:56,083 --> 01:15:58,541
[Sarah] How can I believe
anything you say?

1540
01:15:58,625 --> 01:16:01,291
You even lied about reading
her fucking book.

1541
01:16:01,375 --> 01:16:03,208
I didn't want you to get upset.

1542
01:16:03,291 --> 01:16:04,375
I'm sorry.

1543
01:16:04,458 --> 01:16:05,625
[Sarah] I'm sorry?

1544
01:16:05,708 --> 01:16:07,750
Do you ever get tired
of saying "I'm sorry"?

1545
01:16:07,833 --> 01:16:09,458
Yes, I do actually.

1546
01:16:09,541 --> 01:16:13,375
How about not fucking everything up
all the time? [sobs]

1547
01:16:13,458 --> 01:16:15,833
[Tom] Well, how about
not holding my mistakes

1548
01:16:15,916 --> 01:16:17,833
over my head for eternity?

1549
01:16:17,916 --> 01:16:20,250
How about accepting me for who I am?

1550
01:16:20,333 --> 01:16:22,833
How can I when you've been
in love with someone else

1551
01:16:22,916 --> 01:16:24,375
for the last 20 years?

1552
01:16:25,708 --> 01:16:28,833
I've been in love with you, you idiot.

1553
01:16:28,916 --> 01:16:30,541
[sobs]

1554
01:16:30,625 --> 01:16:32,041
[Tom] I didn't choose her.

1555
01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:34,750
I chose you.

1556
01:16:38,750 --> 01:16:39,791
All right then.

1557
01:16:40,750 --> 01:16:42,250
Is that everything?

1558
01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:46,166
Yes.

1559
01:16:47,375 --> 01:16:49,291
Ordinarily, we'd need to make a report.

1560
01:16:49,375 --> 01:16:51,125
[Constable Paul]
Or we could let the matter go…

1561
01:16:52,166 --> 01:16:54,458
if I could have a little try
of that clafoutis.

1562
01:16:55,625 --> 01:16:56,750
Of course.

1563
01:16:56,833 --> 01:17:00,833
[somber music playing]

1564
01:17:09,916 --> 01:17:11,208
[Tom] There you go.

1565
01:17:17,291 --> 01:17:18,916
[Constable Paul]
Terry, you got to try some of this.

1566
01:17:25,666 --> 01:17:26,958
Mm.

1567
01:17:29,458 --> 01:17:31,208
Oh, fuck me. That is good.

1568
01:17:32,333 --> 01:17:33,750
Well, we're probably done here.

1569
01:17:33,833 --> 01:17:34,708
Yeah.

1570
01:17:35,541 --> 01:17:36,541
[door opens]

1571
01:17:40,291 --> 01:17:42,000
[Constable Terry] We're all open-minded
these days, sir.

1572
01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:43,041
[Tom] Right.

1573
01:17:43,125 --> 01:17:45,291
[Constable Terry] But maybe keep it nice
and chill, eh?

1574
01:17:45,375 --> 01:17:46,666
[Tom] I'll keep that in mind.

1575
01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:49,458
[indistinct radio chatter in background]

1576
01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:50,875
[door closes]

1577
01:17:53,041 --> 01:17:54,541
[sighs]

1578
01:18:06,875 --> 01:18:08,750
That was interesting.

1579
01:18:08,833 --> 01:18:10,333
Yeah.

1580
01:18:10,416 --> 01:18:12,416
Shall we conclude our business now?

1581
01:18:13,750 --> 01:18:20,708
[upbeat piano playing]

1582
01:18:52,041 --> 01:18:55,208
I assume there are no more dead people
I need to know about.

1583
01:18:56,416 --> 01:18:57,583
[Tom] No.

1584
01:19:09,416 --> 01:19:13,083
[door opens and closes]

1585
01:19:19,166 --> 01:19:20,458
Are you okay?

1586
01:19:28,666 --> 01:19:29,875
How about you?

1587
01:19:31,041 --> 01:19:34,083
Oh, I'm just great. Yeah.

1588
01:19:35,375 --> 01:19:37,000
Preparin' to spend a lifetime

1589
01:19:39,041 --> 01:19:41,458
paying off alimony
by defending fucking rapists.

1590
01:19:41,541 --> 01:19:42,416
Yeah.

1591
01:19:43,666 --> 01:19:44,833
Will I?

1592
01:19:53,958 --> 01:19:54,875
Will I?

1593
01:19:54,958 --> 01:19:56,041
I hate you.

1594
01:19:59,041 --> 01:20:00,625
I thought you wanted a divorce.

1595
01:20:01,708 --> 01:20:03,041
Who wants a divorce?

1596
01:20:04,333 --> 01:20:06,333
What am I supposed to do with a divorce?

1597
01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:10,916
I want to punish you.

1598
01:20:12,833 --> 01:20:13,916
I understand.

1599
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:15,541
No, you don't understand.

1600
01:20:17,458 --> 01:20:18,583
But you will.

1601
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,250
[sighs]

1602
01:20:23,083 --> 01:20:25,666
Richard and I…

1603
01:20:25,750 --> 01:20:27,208
are going home now.

1604
01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:33,583
I should never have brought her over.

1605
01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:35,625
[Sarah] It's okay.

1606
01:20:39,916 --> 01:20:41,208
If I hadn't…

1607
01:20:43,333 --> 01:20:45,125
we'd still be who we used to be.

1608
01:20:47,208 --> 01:20:48,625
[sighs]

1609
01:20:55,833 --> 01:20:56,833
[door opens]

1610
01:21:13,583 --> 01:21:14,458
[door closes]

1611
01:21:53,125 --> 01:21:55,458
[somber music playing]

1612
01:21:55,541 --> 01:21:56,791
[Jessica] <i>You were always the one, Tom.</i>

1613
01:21:58,375 --> 01:22:00,333
You're Mr. X.

1614
01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:01,541
[Tom] Oh, yeah?

1615
01:22:06,541 --> 01:22:10,166
Sarah-- I-- kids.

1616
01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:15,750
[chuckles]

1617
01:22:15,833 --> 01:22:18,291
[Jessica]
Almost had you, didn't I? [chuckles]

1618
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:22,583
It would've been fun, wouldn't it?

1619
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,583
[Sarah] You know, I'm starving.

1620
01:22:30,375 --> 01:22:31,458
Mm.

1621
01:22:40,166 --> 01:22:42,250
[door opens]

1622
01:22:42,333 --> 01:22:43,666
[Sophie] Hi!

1623
01:22:43,750 --> 01:22:46,125
[Tom] Hey. Hey.

1624
01:22:49,791 --> 01:22:51,833
I, uh, decided to come home.

1625
01:22:52,791 --> 01:22:53,666
Something happened?

1626
01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:56,041
No, I just felt like being here tonight.

1627
01:22:56,125 --> 01:22:59,000
- Oh. Okay.
- [Sophie] I'm going to bed.

1628
01:22:59,083 --> 01:23:00,000
[Tom] Goodnight, sweetheart.

1629
01:23:00,083 --> 01:23:01,541
Goodnight.

1630
01:23:17,041 --> 01:23:18,750
Mm.

1631
01:23:22,750 --> 01:23:23,750
Mm.

1632
01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:27,041
[Sarah] Jessica was right.

1633
01:23:28,208 --> 01:23:29,333
We are lucky.

1634
01:23:30,458 --> 01:23:31,666
We're so lucky.

1635
01:23:40,291 --> 01:23:47,250
[upbeat classical music playing]