1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,479 PHONE CHIMES 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:04,960 She's on third. 3 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:08,960 Out of how many? Six. 4 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:12,039 MACHINE BEEPS 5 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:14,839 Well, let's ignore it, don't even mention it as a thing. 6 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,839 No, it's fine. She's pleased. 7 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,639 No, she's... Show me. 8 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,159 She's really pleased. 9 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,440 PHONE RINGS Oh, it's her. 10 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:26,959 Hey, Jess. We're on our way. 11 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,159 Well, third is actually perfect. You at the venue? 12 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,599 It's not first, is it? 13 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:32,919 She hasn't gone on first in months. No, I know. 14 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:34,479 Hey, Jess. 15 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,840 TRAIN APPROACHES 16 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,359 OVER PA: If you see something that doesn't look right, 17 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,679 speak to staff or text Police, 61016. 18 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:06,999 We'll sort it. 19 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,679 See it, say it. 20 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,080 HORN HONKS 21 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,680 It's stopped raining. It hasn't. 22 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:17,680 Feel it. 23 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,520 I don't need to feel it. 24 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,360 Just stick your hand out and feel it. 25 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,439 LAUGHTER 26 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:30,520 INDISTINCT CHATTER 27 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:36,159 CHEERING 28 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,239 APPLAUSE 29 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,079 FEEDBACK WHINES 30 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,279 Hi. I'm Jumble Jess. 31 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,719 #JumbleJessSinger. 32 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,959 This first little song is called To Die For. 33 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,679 MAN: Whoo! 34 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,359 Thanks! 35 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,999 MAN: Woohoo! 36 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,520 FEEDBACK WHINES 37 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:03,960 # I thought 38 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,840 # You were someone to live for 39 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:14,959 # And I found out 40 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:18,000 # You were someone to die for 41 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,840 # You set me free 42 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:29,000 # You set me free 43 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:35,280 # You set me...free... # 44 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:39,880 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 45 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,200 Brilliant. 46 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,760 I just like to start with a bit of an earworm. 47 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,239 Thanks for coming! 48 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,639 Well done. That was amazing. 49 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:58,999 Yeah, well done. Well done. 50 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:03,039 Are YOU pleased? Er, yeah. It was all right, I think. 51 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,839 It was great. Yeah, and you were on third. 52 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,639 Well, it's where I should be, really, at this stage. 53 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,319 No, I know, yeah. 54 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,799 Well done. 55 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,759 Thanks! That was really cool. 56 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,119 Thank you! 57 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:19,320 No, honestly, it's really cool, seeing someone like, just, yeah. 58 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,839 Sorry, I'm... Oh, no, don't be. ..I'm interrupting, no. 59 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,520 Just have a good one, yeah? Yeah, and you, yeah. 60 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,519 Can I get you a drink? Did you notice the new songs, or...? 61 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:36,359 Yes! Oh, yeah, there's such a lovely mix now. 62 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:37,879 There always was. 63 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,080 That was really deep. Thanks. 64 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,559 THEY CHUCKLE 65 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,719 There's just a quality to her. 66 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,639 Oh, a lot of these girls are there to show off. 67 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,039 Well, you saw the fucking headliner. 68 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:56,359 Yeah, but it comes from a really deep place with her. 69 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,880 She doesn't need all that. 70 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,159 God, no. 71 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,039 She's best when she's natural. 72 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,480 First thing in the morning. 73 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,680 Oh, she's beautiful, first thing in the morning. 74 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:10,640 No, it was good. 75 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,560 OK. 76 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,680 But...? 77 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,600 It wasn't the GREATEST gig I ever saw. 78 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,439 I'm not going to lie to you. 79 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,159 Do you want me to lie to you? 80 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:35,159 If you can't stand a bit of honesty, you're in the wrong business. 81 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,760 No, I WANT your feedback. 82 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,399 I need someone to tell me the truth. 83 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,399 It's interesting, her lyrics. 84 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,960 Oh, fucking idiot. 85 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:49,240 No, it's interesting how young people talk about love. 86 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:53,639 They always talk about, about the heat of it, don't they? 87 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,640 The passion, the excitement, the... 88 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:01,079 The life-and-death, the all-or-nothing. 89 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,999 Whereas, if I wrote a song about you... 90 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,039 Yeah, please don't. HE CHUCKLES 91 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,240 Yeah. 92 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:13,680 When you've been together as long as we have, it's... 93 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,399 Yeah, it's... 94 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,360 HE CHUCKLES 95 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:25,200 27 years on Thursday. Oh, don't. 96 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,439 And everything that's happened, eh? 97 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:32,640 The good times, and...the bad times. 98 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,879 The times you've picked me up off the floor. 99 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:40,799 I guess you couldn't fit all that in a song. Are you still talking? 100 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,759 Just shut your mouth and come here. 101 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,879 # To the side, to the side 102 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,199 # To the side and around, through the middle and... 103 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:50,159 # To the side, to the side # To the side, turn around 104 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,239 # And around and around # And around and around 105 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:54,359 # To the side Two, three, four 106 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,199 # And across, six, seven eight Through the midpoint... # 107 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:01,200 VOICES CONTINUE, OVERLAPPING 108 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:08,000 MUSIC: Partita For 8 Singers by Roomful Of Teeth 109 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:28,159 HELEN SCREAMS 110 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,399 HORN BEEPS 111 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,159 What the fuck?! 112 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,879 I'm SO sorry. Oh, my God. 113 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,879 Are you fucking kidding me? 114 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,719 Are you actually fucking kidding me? 115 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,719 I'm so, so sorry. HORNS HONK 116 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:43,119 Oh, no, no... I understand your anger. 117 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,640 Morning, Helen. 118 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,160 Morning. 119 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,360 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 120 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:09,720 KNOCK AT DOOR, DOOR OPENS 121 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,039 Thank you. 122 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:16,159 Er, hello. Take a seat. 123 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,479 Ah, thank you. Er... 124 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,520 Just, wherever. Right. 125 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,319 Ian? Yes, that's right. 126 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:32,200 HE CLEARS THROAT 127 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,799 As you can see from my CV, 128 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:48,879 I have decades of experience in this role and, erm, similar, 129 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,040 often much-more-senior roles. 130 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:56,439 But after a period outside of the workforce, 131 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,960 I'm really hungry for a new challenge. 132 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,320 Thank you. Naomi? 133 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,639 Sorry, sir. Sorry. Thank you. Of course. 134 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,680 KNOCK ON DOOR Yeah? 135 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,560 Hello, take a seat. 136 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:50,680 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 137 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,400 LIFT DINGS 138 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:00,479 Hiya. You going down? We're going up. Ah, right. 139 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,240 LIFT DINGS 140 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,360 Hey. 141 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,800 Thank you. Have a lovely day. 142 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:33,000 Thank you. Thank you. Have a lovely day. 143 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:37,239 Er, just so you know, the... 144 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,919 ..the mirrors in that lift were just filthy. 145 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,200 Someone's had their fingers all over it. 146 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,719 Might want to get in there and get a... 147 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:48,679 Well, that comes within the purview of the cleaning contractors. 148 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,919 Oh-ho! You're telling me you can't give it a dust? 149 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:54,759 It comes within the purview of the cleaning contractors. 150 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,039 Well...it's disgusting. 151 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,600 I'll pass that on. 152 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,800 Are you comfortable sending people into a lift like that? 153 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,240 I'm neither comfortable or uncomfortable. 154 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,439 All right, bye. Bye, now. 155 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:20,760 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 156 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,719 Big news at work this morning. 157 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:36,519 Jamie needs me to join him at the Legal Providers conference. 158 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,280 It's actually, it's a pretty major law event. 159 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:44,079 Yeah, the two of us would have to stay the night, 160 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,479 but Jamie'll put it through the business. 161 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,200 He just, he really needs me there. 162 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:53,439 So, yeah. No denying it, Dad. 163 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,679 It's a massive step up for me. 164 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,280 SHE CHUCKLES 165 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,079 Seat belt. I'm fine. 166 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,640 Put it on, Dad. 167 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,199 Click it in. I'm fine. 168 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,799 Dad! 169 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,600 Click it in. 170 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,600 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 171 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,720 Sorry, mate. Ah, all good. 172 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:01,359 So, yeah, and the funny thing is, 173 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,679 it's just me Jamie's asked to the conference. 174 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,640 No-one else. What a morning! 175 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:12,039 So, no, this conference is big news for me, actually. 176 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,640 It's a big step forward with Jamie AND the business. 177 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,800 Oh, sorry. After you. 178 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,279 Dad. And how are the kids? 179 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,919 Ah, they're good, thanks. 180 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,239 They've got GCSEs coming up. 181 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,159 Have you met my daughter, Emma? 182 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,560 No, I haven't. Hiya. Nice to meet ya. And you. 183 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,799 Yeah, so, they got their GCEs? 184 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,639 Er, well, Tilly has. 185 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,279 And then, Mabel's starting hers next year. 186 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,479 Oh, you've got girls. 187 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,040 How lovely. 188 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,880 Hi. Hi. 189 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,759 How was the interview? 190 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,479 Er, yeah, yeah, fine. 191 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,040 Oh, good. 192 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,240 That's great. Yeah. 193 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,840 Oh, you must be really pleased. 194 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,320 How was YOUR day? 195 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,119 Good, actually. 196 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,400 Yeah, really good. Ah, great. 197 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,319 I just, I'll get changed, cos I'm... Yeah. 198 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,280 That's GREAT about the interview. 199 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,640 So, what happened? 200 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,359 You got there early, found it OK? 201 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,439 Oh, it was all just... 202 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:54,040 Yeah, it was fine. 203 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:59,720 And they liked you? Or, not liked you, but... 204 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,240 She kept looking at her phone. 205 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,560 SHE SIGHS Fuck off. Yeah. 206 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,360 Shut the fuck up. 207 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,280 You're kidding me? 208 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,560 What, she was just looking at it? 209 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,080 Fuck. 210 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,320 Oh, my God. 211 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,439 What a bitch. 212 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,239 HE LAUGHS 213 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,400 Seriously. Who does that? 214 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,639 Well, you weren't sure about them anyway. 215 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,279 Their website was all boxy. 216 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,680 HE CHUCKLES 217 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,720 Ah, should've seen the state of the lifts. 218 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,399 Were they bad? 219 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,159 Someone had smeared ketchup or something all over the walls. 220 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,799 No! Yeah. I complained but... 221 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,160 ..I don't they'll do anything about it. 222 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,560 What was YOUR good news? 223 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,840 No, it was nothing, really, yeah. 224 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,960 Just some good meetings at work. 225 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,800 Nothing to report. 226 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,679 "Nothing to report"? THEY CHUCKLE 227 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,279 Yeah. 228 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,519 You never say, "nothing to report". 229 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,320 SHE LAUGHS 230 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,760 JACKHAMMERS BLARE 231 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,919 You're scum, mate. Tory scum. 232 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,519 Thank you very much. 233 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:19,920 JACKHAMMERS DROWN OUT DIALOGUE Don't speak to me. You're scum. 234 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,599 Why did you speak to me? Why do you even feel like 235 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,919 you have the right to speak to me? 236 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,359 You're a horrible person. JACKHAMMERS CONTINUE 237 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,599 You are horrible, and your fucking Nazi little chums are horrible. 238 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,159 I'd spit on you, but you don't even deserve my spit, 239 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,519 thank you very much. 240 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,439 And there are people starving to death on the streets, mate, 241 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:50,439 and you're standing there in your tie and your silly body. 242 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,320 You're not going hungry, you fat fuck! 243 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,999 What do you think about marriage? 244 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,879 That's a crazy question. 245 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,599 Why crazy? 246 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,679 I dunno. 247 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,040 Why crazy? 248 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,680 It's just mad, isn't it? Marriage. 249 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,759 What, so you want to be free and single? 250 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,039 You want to sleep around? All right. 251 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,720 Well, that's not... No, it's fine if you do. 252 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,359 That's who you are. 253 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,919 No, OK. 254 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,759 Whatever. I'll answer you. 255 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,680 Here we go. 256 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,679 I think marriage is old-fashioned. 257 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:35,960 It's like a relic from an age where there were boundaries. 258 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:42,800 Whereas now, people can be whoever they decide they are. 259 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,239 And you look at, like, a father at a wedding. 260 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,239 It's gross. 261 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:55,560 One man literally hands over control of a woman to another man. 262 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:02,119 It's a whole institution designed to make a woman be with 263 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,200 the same man forever and ever. 264 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,999 I'm sorry, OK? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 265 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,719 I just want to clear my head. Come back inside! Come on. 266 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,479 This is mad, you're crazy! 267 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:16,759 There's nothing wrong. Stop! Stop. Stop, stop, stop. 268 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,879 I haven't got my phone. 269 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,439 Why are you punishing me? You shouted at me. 270 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:25,200 Oh, my God! Oh, my God, I say one negative thing. 271 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:31,079 You're mad. Come back inside. I'll finish the dinner. 272 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,119 We're having a nice evening. Don't ruin it. 273 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,680 You're being such a baby. 274 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,639 I don't know why you have this need to punish me. 275 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,199 I haven't moved the tweezers! 276 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,600 Where have you hidden them? 277 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,199 Why do you need tweezers? 278 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,519 You have sole access to four sets of tweezers. 279 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,919 SHE LAUGHS 280 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,639 Oh, it's my dad. 281 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,439 Pairs! You must have cupboards full of 'em... 282 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,920 Oh, God, now Jessica's calling! Oh, is she? 283 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,439 Have you tried turning it off and on, Dad? 284 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,439 Has he tried sticking his head in the oven, 285 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,519 see if THAT gets it going? SHE CHUCKLES 286 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,959 Sorry! 287 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,639 Wow, that's... 288 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,079 I'm sorry! 289 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,880 THEY LAUGH 290 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,920 Dad! Have you tried turning the oven off and on? 291 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:44,880 Oi! 292 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,280 OUTSIDE: Fuck...fuck! 293 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,160 Get out the car. Get out the fucking car. 294 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,320 Get out the fucking car! I own the car! 295 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,560 SHE SIGHS 296 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,640 There's nothing wrong with his oven. 297 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,400 You're right. 298 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,880 It's mind games. 299 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,360 I agree. You're right. 300 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,559 His oven? I mean, seriously? 301 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,719 So, why don't you let me go round there... 302 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,039 If you offer to go round there one more time, I'm sorry, 303 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,360 I know you're being kind, but I'll go absolutely fucking apeshit. 304 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,959 HE CHUCKLES 305 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,040 Don't laugh. Sorry. 306 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,839 I'll do whatever you want. 307 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,680 Yeah, but it's not about what I want. 308 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,759 I want to go to dinner with my husband on my anniversary. 309 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:29,439 I want to have this one night where we don't think about money. 310 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,479 ENGINE STARTS, RADIO TURNS ON I want to be able to live my life... 311 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:36,000 TURNS RADIO OFF ..without swallowing everyone's fucking shit! 312 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,880 CAR APPROACHES 313 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,800 RUSTLING 314 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,480 KEYS JANGLE 315 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,800 Dad? 316 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,760 Only me. 317 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,880 Any good? 318 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,399 Er, yeah. Maybe. 319 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,439 Well, chuck it if you don't want it. 320 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,039 Oh, no, I'll have a look. Thanks. 321 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,719 I think it's clothes, is it? Yeah. 322 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,799 Well, do what you want with it. 323 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,999 Yeah, no, that's lovely. 324 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,800 Thanks. 325 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,519 Where's Paul? He's busy. 326 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,920 OK. 327 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,320 OVEN DIALS CLICK 328 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,880 When was the last time you used it? This morning. 329 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,120 Why are you dressed up? 330 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,599 You know why. 331 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,560 What is it? A work thing? 332 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,199 It's our wedding anniversary, Dad. 333 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,679 OVEN DOOR CLOSES 334 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,319 Must be the fuse? 335 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,760 I didn't know it was your anniversary. 336 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,040 RUSTLING 337 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:07,880 FRIDGE CHIMES 338 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,800 CHIMING CONTINUES 339 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,600 I didn't know it was your anniversary. OK. 340 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,480 How many years? 341 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,680 27. 342 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,839 You did well to get through a week with him. 343 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:50,160 We were all ready for you to come running back. 344 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,600 What kind of restaurant? 345 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:08,120 Turkish. Meat. Rice. 346 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,800 Spicy. 347 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,360 It doesn't have to be. 348 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,000 Make one for yourself. 349 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,960 I'm going out for dinner. 350 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,999 There's crumpets. 351 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,240 Have a crumpet if you... I'm all right. 352 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,200 Do you get crumpets at home? 353 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,279 Not really. 354 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,400 I toast them. 355 00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:01,320 You don't want to go to dinner with Ian. 356 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,400 And what have you got to talk about? 357 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,320 There's always something. 358 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,519 Cut them. 359 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,120 Or all the bloody tomatoes will fall out. 360 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,919 Th-this conference thing, erm... 361 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,000 We didn't get to talk about it properly the other day. 362 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,880 You'll have to tell me all about it. 363 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,680 Do you get your own room? 364 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,320 Ah, that Jamie obviously thinks a lot of you. 365 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,280 Ian will be jealous. HE CHUCKLES 366 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,839 Why don't you stay and tell me all about the conference? 367 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,560 Ian's waiting. 368 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,400 There's a bottle of white wine in the cupboard. 369 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,680 What you going to do, then? 370 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,400 I'm meant to be going out for dinner. 371 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,120 IAN SIGHS 372 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,239 Sit down, go on. No, I'm good. 373 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,479 No, go on. Sit down, I'll do you a bit of everything. 374 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,439 I'll do the drinks. Ah, no, no. Go on. 375 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,359 SHE LAUGHS Go on, sit down! 376 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,240 CHUCKLING 377 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,959 LOUD CRUNCHING 378 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,920 TV IS ON 379 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,080 LAUGHTER ON TV 380 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,040 Sorry. 381 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,359 Thanks for tonight. 382 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,079 It's my job. 383 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,800 THEY CHUCKLE QUIETLY 384 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,160 I like these pyjamas. THEY CHUCKLE 385 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,320 Wow, thanks. 386 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,959 I do. I love them. 387 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,599 CHUCKLING CONTINUES 388 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,079 I'm really touched. Thanks. 389 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,840 You make me feel so sexy. 390 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,799 Well, they're sexy pyjamas. 391 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,120 THEY LAUGH 392 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,280 Just...just let me put the dishwasher on. 393 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,159 LAUGHTER CONTINUES 394 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:46,440 God. Oh! The romance, eh? Wow. 395 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,560 27 years, we ain't changed a bit. 396 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,239 You seem a bit more positive. 397 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,439 Yeah. I'm... 398 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,240 ..I'm seeing Jamie tomorrow about me mum's probate. 399 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,199 I might even get through the meeting without turning it 400 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,920 into a massive crisis. 401 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,600 I thought that was just a phone call? 402 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,840 What was that? 403 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,480 Where do you think YOU'RE going? 404 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,399 I'm joking. 405 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,239 No, I know. 406 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,360 I just thought I'd eat out today. 407 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,080 Ah, I'll join you. 408 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,120 Wearing that again? 409 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,039 Yes. 410 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,759 Well, I had noodles yesterday, so...salad? 411 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,759 Yep. Anything. 412 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,439 Yeah, you good for salad? Absolutely. Yes. Anything at all. 413 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,399 Well, let's go for salad, then. 414 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,559 Yep. We can sit on the wall. 415 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,440 Oh, yeah. Yeah? Yeah, OK. 416 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:46,679 THROUGH INTERCOM: Hello, MacKinley & MacKinley. 417 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,000 Hello, it's Ian, to see Jamie. 418 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,240 DOOR BUZZES 419 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,319 Avocado? Yeah. Slap it on, mate. 420 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,919 It's an extra £3. 421 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,799 Yeah, yeah. Just slap it on. 422 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,839 Any avocado for you? 423 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,599 £3? Yeah. 424 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,559 Erm... 425 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,079 Yeah. OK. Yeah. 426 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,520 I'll have some avocado. Yeah. Why not? 427 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:35,040 Yeah, I don't know why he got to the airport so early. 428 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,999 Yeah, he was the only one there. 429 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,840 Standing there with his golfclubs. Oh, mate, we... 430 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,160 Yeah, well, that's why I sent the email. 431 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,719 Is it a working lunch? 432 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,120 He just said to say he was with Emma. 433 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,720 I'm sure he won't be long. 434 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,199 Shall I wait in his office? 435 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,080 Erm, you can wait here. 436 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,799 Oh, is that Ian? Here he is. At last. 437 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,719 Sorry I'm late. I was just having a catch-up with your lovely wife. 438 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:00,559 All right for some. 439 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:01,840 And such soft hands. 440 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,159 Nice of you to notice. THEY LAUGH 441 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,440 I love it! Love that joke. You're so funny. 442 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,520 Me and Emma were talking about this conference. 443 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,600 GLASS BREAKS Oh, for f... 444 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,200 Emily? 445 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,320 What was that about a conference? 446 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,519 Watch where you're treading. You've got to stack the... 447 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,799 MOBILE PHONE RINGS Sorry. 448 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,960 ..big plates UNDER the little plates. 449 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,720 S-Sorry. Spotless. 450 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,039 Yeah, you were saying about a conference? 451 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,479 Yes. Please, after you. 452 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:23,720 Yes, er, Emma and I are off to the Legal Providers conference. 453 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,999 Take a seat. Erm... 454 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,360 Oh. 455 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,119 Just the two of ya? 456 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,839 Oh, that's just one of things you've got to deal with when 457 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:41,239 you're one of the region's leading small enterprise law firms. 458 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,160 That's great. You think? 459 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,239 Yeah, erm, lots of network opportunities. 460 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:49,880 Yeah, maybe. 461 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,319 Is the whole office going to the conference? 462 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,880 Or just you and Emma? 463 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,360 Is it a big group outing, or...? 464 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,880 My mum died of cancer. 46. 465 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,960 Where was it in your mum? 466 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,360 It was everywhere. 467 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,519 It started in my mum's ovaries. 468 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:34,079 Er, and then she had a hysterectomy, and a, like, a ton of chemo. 469 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,000 And we thought we'd got rid of it. 470 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,959 We had a big party. 471 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,399 Did a big fundraiser at my school, 472 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,360 and...yeah. 473 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,440 Everywhere. 474 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,800 Those final weeks... 475 00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:01,319 Does 699 miles to the tank. 476 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,839 Nought to 60 in, what, 7.3 seconds? 477 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:09,159 Right. Yeah, it can get up to 140, so... Yeah. 478 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,679 Have a look if you want. 479 00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:14,600 I-I've seen it, it's amazing. Thanks. Yeah, have a look. 480 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,879 Yeah. It's fantastic. 481 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,320 You can stick your head in. 482 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,479 Yeah. 483 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,479 Yeah, it's amazing. Thanks for that. 484 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,079 Get in. No, don't worry, I... 485 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,920 No, go on, get in. Might be your only chance. 486 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,559 Yep? Everything all right with Ian earlier? 487 00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,959 Bye. See ya. 488 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,879 Er, yeah, all good. 489 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,280 Do you want a lift to your bus stop? Oh. Yeah. Thanks. 490 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,760 Did you mention...? Can you scan that into a PDF for the morning? 491 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,080 Come on. 492 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,480 DOOR CLOSES, KEYS JANGLE 493 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,120 PRINTER BEEPS, CLICKS 494 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,199 All good? 495 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,080 Yep. Great. 496 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,799 How are you feeling? Fantastic, yeah. 497 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,359 Ah, good. Yeah. 498 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,159 All, all went well with my mum's paperwork. 499 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,400 Yeah. Yeah... 500 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,080 Yeah, he said it did. Yeah. 501 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,079 Nice lunch? 502 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,879 Er, yep. 503 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,080 Salad. 504 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,680 Mm. 505 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,960 I thought you ate at your desk. I do. 506 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,920 Well, it's nice to have a change. 507 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,679 Oh, I... 508 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,719 I had a really nice chat with Claire. Yeah? 509 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,399 Yeah. 510 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,799 They all seem very nice in there. 511 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,240 Yeah, no, we all get on really well. 512 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,720 What were you saying to her? 513 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,440 Erm... 514 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,519 What do you mean? 515 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,680 What were you talking about with Claire? 516 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,960 Why do you want to know what I was saying to her? No reason. 517 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:20,880 No, we were just talking about my redundancy, me mum. 518 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,360 Usual sob stories. 519 00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,560 Was that JUST Claire or...? 520 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,640 Claire and the young fella, yeah. Mike. 521 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,199 Why are you worried about what I said to her? 522 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,360 SHE LAUGHS I'm not worried! 523 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,000 No, she's nice, isn't she, Claire? 524 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,600 Yeah. No, she, she's very friendly. Yeah. 525 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,719 Oh, we just talked about some of the changes I've been through. 526 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:53,720 Did you mention Nicholas? 527 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,480 No, of course not. 528 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,880 You didn't say we'd had a son, or if Claire mentioned her son. 529 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:11,360 I didn't say anything. 530 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,880 She talks about that boy all the fucking time. 531 00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,320 TROLLEY CLATTERS 532 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,039 Great about the conference. 533 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,759 Sorry? 534 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,680 Jamie mentioned about a conference. 535 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,559 Yeah, I told you about it. 536 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,079 Did you? 537 00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,079 I'm sure I did. Don't know. 538 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,839 Yeah, I must've done. 539 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,839 He was talking about it and... 540 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,879 I'm sure I did. Nah, don't worry. 541 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,840 No, yeah, weird. 542 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,199 It's gonna be amazing for ya. Yeah. 543 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,199 But what he wants us to do, 544 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:36,239 he wants us to maximise networking potential, so... 545 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:37,959 Ah, finally he learns to strategize. 546 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,200 SHE LAUGHS Yeah. 547 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,919 Well, I can take you if you want, y'know, 548 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,680 drop you off, pick you up. Then you can have a drink. Well... 549 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,639 There's actually a networking event the next morning, 550 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:58,079 the morning after the conference itself, 551 00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,400 so it looks like we might have to stay the night. 552 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:06,959 Who's staying the night? 553 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,520 Me and Jamie. 554 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,079 That won't be cheap. 555 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,519 Well, it's all coming out of the business. Tax deductible? 556 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,200 I think so. I hope so. 557 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,599 No, it might be a good networking opportunity for my website idea. 558 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,760 You should see if Claire and Mike want to come. 559 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,240 They're really junior, aren't they? 560 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,879 Just thinking, 561 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,279 might be good experience for them, yeah. 562 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,799 Yeah, maybe, but they're very junior. 563 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,519 No, I think it'll be good for my website idea. 564 00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:42,160 You know he wants ya. 565 00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,160 You're out of your fucking tree. 566 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,639 Ah, come on. 567 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,279 So this is a bur... Yeah, it's a burgundy. 568 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,720 Burgundy. OK. 569 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,040 So if you give it a... 570 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,919 Like that. 571 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,199 And then... 572 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,440 HE SNIFFS ..smell it. 573 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,359 Different? 574 00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,119 No? Mm, yeah. 575 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:23,759 Yeah. 576 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,800 Go on. I've...I've got loads. 577 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,119 I'm sorry, no, Jesus. 578 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,159 You're spending a lot of time alone. 579 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,159 So I-I get it. It's fine. 580 00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:05,119 This has been a really hard week for you, facing it all or whatever. 581 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:09,040 But now you've invented this entire situation about Jamie... 582 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,119 ..and it's just a conference. 583 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:16,679 I mean, I've been to a million fucking work events and you, 584 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,759 you've never said a thing, and now you're laying all your shit on me. 585 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:23,079 You are. You're dumping a pile of your shit on me 586 00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,399 when I haven't done anything wrong. I'm not going to do anything wrong. 587 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,799 It's all this, this crazy fucking paranoia you've suddenly... 588 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,280 So don't stay over. 589 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,399 I'll pick you up, so you can have a drink. 590 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,320 And I'll take you back in the morning. 591 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,240 Is it a problem if you don't stay over? 592 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,319 Or are you looking forward to staying over? 593 00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,399 I won't be controlled by your jealousy. 594 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,559 Did you like how I was about the plate? 595 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,479 You bastard! HE LAUGHS 596 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,319 Like I give a fuck about a plate! 597 00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,639 I was like, "Who does he think he is?" 598 00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,039 Oh, were you now? THEY CHUCKLE 599 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,360 I'll have to put that on your feedback form. 600 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,279 God, don't. You sound like Emma. 601 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,040 Oh, such a boring old bitch. 602 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:10,319 And her creepy fucking husband. 603 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,519 Oh, my God. You can't say that! 604 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,440 I can say what I want. 605 00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:19,360 HE CLEARS THROAT 606 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,320 What? 607 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,520 Nothing. 608 00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:29,680 No, go on. What? 609 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:33,160 Nothing. 610 00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,600 I can't believe I'm sat on your sofa. 611 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:43,920 Why not? 612 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,119 SHE GIGGLES NERVOUSLY 613 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,880 No, go on. Why not? 614 00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,119 You know why. 615 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,760 I don't. Honestly. 616 00:49:57,720 --> 00:49:59,520 Tell me. 617 00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:02,160 Come on. 618 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:04,600 Tell me. 619 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,799 Have you had any trouble with the internet? 620 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,039 Don't think so. It's doing like a flashy thing. 621 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,880 Flashy thing? Oh, don't be a dick. 622 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,919 Tell me about this flashy thing. 623 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,479 It's actually, it's a bit of a disaster. 624 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:11,639 OK. I'm sorry. 625 00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,280 No, it's fine. I just, I need to download this PDF. 626 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,519 I'm meant to be meeting Jamie. 627 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,239 At this poncey fucking cafe in the middle of nowhere, 628 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:26,039 which is fucking ridiculous. 629 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,079 He made me scan a whole fucking... 630 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:31,160 I mean, it's all bullshit. He won't need any of it. 631 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:33,999 And then you made us go to B&Q. 632 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,119 OK. Go and finish your breakfast, let me... 633 00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,359 I'm not going to eat. 634 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,600 Hi, Claire, sorry to bother you before work. 635 00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:46,279 Are you still at home 636 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,560 or have you left to drop off lovely little Albie? 637 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,400 No, I've just got a situation here. 638 00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:58,600 CLATTERING, CONVERSATION CONTINUES 639 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,800 Bitch won't fucking print it. 640 00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,800 You've seriously got to be fucking kidding me. 641 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:22,759 Hi, Jamie, it's Emma. 642 00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,679 It's 7.45 in the morning, sorry to call so early. 643 00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:26,999 SHE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY 644 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,200 I might be a little bit late for the Henson meeting. 645 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,000 It's back! Yeah. 646 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:52,759 Oh, my God, it's working! Oh, my God. 647 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:55,599 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 648 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,199 THEY CHUCKLE 649 00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,119 Yeah, it was just the, the wire. 650 00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:00,839 Jamie would've... 651 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,439 I just had to change the cable. 652 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,559 I don't even want to think what Jamie would've said. 653 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:05,679 SHE LAUGHS ELATEDLY 654 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,999 I bought a load of spare cable a while ago. Oh, that was... 655 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,400 ..so... ..that was close. 656 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:11,919 SHE SIGHS DEEPLY 657 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:15,079 Oh, I've left him that stupid bloody message. 658 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,439 SHE LAUGHS 659 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,399 What's he going to think of me? 660 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,479 Oh, can you believe it? 661 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,199 Jesus, Ian. That was... 662 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,800 That... That... It was far too close. 663 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,360 I've never let him down before. 664 00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:37,999 MUSIC: Partita For 8 Voices by Roomful Of Teeth 665 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,039 # To the side and around through the middle and... 666 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,679 PHONE RINGS # To the side, to the side 667 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,639 # To the side and around through the middle and 668 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,399 # To the side, to the side 669 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:46,919 # To the side To the side... # 670 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,599 Hey, Jamie. It's fine. It's all fine. 671 00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,279 # Two, three, four, five... # 672 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,839 It was just me overreacting, as usual. 673 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,959 # Left side Five, six... # 674 00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:57,199 Bird brain. 675 00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:01,439 MUSIC BUILDS TO CRESCENDO 676 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,600 MUSIC DROWNS PHONE CONVERSATION 677 00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,880 EMMA GIGGLES 678 00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:17,879 # Horizontally and vertically 679 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:19,519 # Cut the diamond, Allemande 680 00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:23,000 # The wall is boarded and divided into four even parts 681 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,759 # A red diagonal line from the lower left corner 682 00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,199 # Toward the upper... # 683 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:32,840 MULTIPLE VOICES HARMONISE 684 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:40,439 # Twelve lines from the midpoint of each of the sides... # 685 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:44,400 MULTIPLE VOICES HARMONISE