(WHISTLING TUNE)
-Hi, I'm Olaf. -(MAN GASPS)
Oh, sorry. Yeah, I just find clothes restricting.
Bet you're wondering who we are and why we're here.
It's really quite simple.
It began with two sisters.
One born with magical powers. One born powerless.
Their love of snowmen, infinite.
Anna, no! Too high!
Blast! (GROANS)
Mama! Papa! Help!
Slam! Doors shutting everywhere.
Sisters torn apart.
Well, at least they have their parents.
Their parents are dead.
Oh. Oh, hi. I'm Anna. I'll marry a man I just met.
Elsa's gonna blow! Snow! Snow! Aah, run!
Magic pulses through my snowflakes.
(GASPS) I live.
Ice palace for one. Ice palace for one.
Get out, Anna. Pew! Pew!
-My heart. -Oh, my goodness.
Only an act of true love can save you.
Here's a true love's kiss.
You're not worth it.
-Guess what? I'm the bad guy. -What?
And Anna freezes to death forever.
-(EXHALES) -Oh, Anna.
Then she unfreezes!
Elsa woke up the spirits, we were forced out of our kingdom.
Now we need to find the truth about the past.
But we don't know how to do that.
Except Elsa's hearing voices, so we got that going.
Any questions?
OLAF: Presenting The Little Mermaid.
I don't wanna be half a fish anymore.
You'll be half a fish and you'll like it, young lady. (GROWLS)
But I wanna be...
(SINGING) Part of that world (GURGLES)
I got, like, 20 thingamabobs. What's that word again?
Dinglehopper.
I hate all of your human stuff.
You're a garbage collector. Like your mother!
(SOBBING)
I just gotta be...
(SINGING) Part of his world
Oh, look, a random guy floating in the water.
It's Eric! I'll save you!
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love!
Hey, I'm Octalady. Give me your voice for some legs.
Also, if you fail, I'm turning you into an emaciated shrimp. Forever!
Sure! I trust that you have my best interests at heart.
(VOCALIZING)
-Keep singing! -(VOCALIZING, COUGHS)
Yes! Now I got your larynx.
Yay! I've got... What's that word again? (GIGGLES)
(SINGS) Feet
-My nerves are shot. -Les poissons.
(SINGING) Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la- la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
(YELLS)
That was too close. They're gonna fall in love.
(LAUGHS) Now I'm gonna marry her boyfriend.
Eric, no! Papa, help!
Papa's an emaciated shrimp.
So much for true love! (CACKLES)
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
I've been impaled.
(SINGING) Now I'm married and have feet
OLAF: Presenting Moana.
Goo-goo, ga-ga. I'm baby Moana.
The ocean chose me!
It is I, Maui, demigod of the wind and sea.
-Board my boat. -No.
-Why? -Because I stole a rock
which was actually the heart organ of a giant, raging
lava lady who knocked my hook into the ocean,
which takes place before the events of this story.
But you'll be awesome.
Uh, okay.
(CLUCKING)
(SHRIEKING)
(SCREAMS) Demon coconut people!
Peeing in the ocean. (LAUGHS)
Realm of monsters. (SCREAMS)
Grandma, help me!
I ate my grandma!
(SINGING) I'm so shiny
Transformation. Fish. Goat.
-(GRUNTS) -Shark head!
Oh, this hook is broken. I'm so out.
(GRUNTS)
Why is that fish glowing? Grandma!
I know everyone here probably knows this already, but in case you don't...
(SINGING) I am Moana
If I only had a heart.
(SINGING) I have crossed the horizon to find you
-(GROWLS) -Calm down, Te Kā.
-(GRUNTS) -Woo-hoo!
(OLAF SINGING IN FAKE ZULU)
Behold! Mufasa's son, Simba!
(SINGING) The circle of life
I, Mufasa, rule in equity and justice over all my subjects.
And also eat some of them.
-And this is Scar. -(NEIGHS QUESTIONINGLY)
He's the bad guy, 'cause he does mean things all the time, 'cause he's bad.
(GRUNTING)
A stampede!
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
Mufasa's dead.
But he didn't die immediately.
He was stampeded over by many unruly wildebeest.
And then he made it to safety.
And then his brother took his hands
and clawed at him until he fell off the cliff.
And then he didn't die quite yet.
He fell a very long distance.
And then and only then did he die.
A son blames himself.
Father! I must run away now and eat bugs.
Hakuna matata.
Nala!
I'm not going back.
(SINGING) Asante sana, squash banana
That's very confusing.
I wish my father would appear and say something prophetic.
-Simba! -(YELPS)
Hey, thanks! That explains everything!
I'm back.
OLAF: I killed Mufasa.
Now we slow-motion fight.
-(GRUNTING SLOWLY) -(NEIGHS QUESTIONINGLY)
I win!
(SINGING) The circle of life
OLAF: Ba-dum!
Presenting Tangled, a story about a close personal friend of mine.
Oh, Rapunzel, let down your hair.
Mother!
Now, remember, Rapunzel, to never go see anyone or do anything fun ever.
-I wanna go see the floating lights. -No!
(SINGING) When will my life begin?
They just can't get my nose right.
Here comes the smolder.
(LOW GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
Yay! A mysterious tower to hide from vindictive horses in.
Take me to see flying light fixtures, you roguish knave.
Smolder!
(LOW GROWLING)
I'm free! I'm a terrible daughter!
I've never been happier! I need therapy.
Is that a tavern?
(SINGING) Dreams, dreams We got dreams
We got them...
Floating thingies.
Psst! Gale, that's your cue.
(GASPS) Ooh!
(YELPS)
(SINGING) At last I see the light
Your smoldering boyfriend is gonna hang.
No! (GASPS)
OLAF: Mother Gothel dies. (SOBS)
May my life-giving tears spew forth from my eyeballs and heal you.
Hey, I don't feel dead at all anymore.
(LOW GROWLING)
Yay! And, look, new parents who aren't soul-crushing monsters.
Group hug.
OLAF: Presenting Aladdin.
This is no ordinary lamp,
because it's filled with, um, a magical, blue, smoky man.
I'm Jafar and I'm searching for the Wonder Cave.
Oh! And look at that, I found it.
(YAWNS) Who disturbs my slumber?
Not just anyone can go in the rock-wonder tiger mouth.
Seek thee out the diamond in the rough.
The diamond in the rough.
I'm Aladdin! I was just jumping around from building to building.
Need someone to enter a dangerous cave for a shady deal?
Abu! They're after me! They're after you?
Oh, Jasmine,
if only your dad had authority to change the rules he came up with.
Who's in there? I said, who's in there?
Oy! 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck.
You get three wishes.
-Make someone fall in love? -No.
-Bring back dead people? -No.
-Give me more wishes? -No.
(SINGING) A whole new world Don't you dare close your eyes
I'm so ticked off that I'm molting.
(HISSING) See how snakelike I can be.
Phenomenal cosmic power...
Joke's on you. Now you have to live in a pot forever
and learn modern impressions.
Genie, be free!
(SINGING) A wondrous place For you and me
(SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(OLAF LAUGHING)
Made you look.