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(WHISTLING TUNE)
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-Hi, I'm Olaf.
-(MAN GASPS)
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Oh, sorry.
Yeah, I just find clothes restricting.
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Bet you're wondering who we are
and why we're here.
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It's really quite simple.
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It began with two sisters.
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One born with magical powers.
One born powerless.
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Their love of snowmen, infinite.
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Anna, no! Too high!
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Blast! (GROANS)
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Mama! Papa! Help!
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Slam! Doors shutting everywhere.
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Sisters torn apart.
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Well, at least they have their parents.
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Their parents are dead.
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Oh. Oh, hi. I'm Anna.
I'll marry a man I just met.
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Elsa's gonna blow! Snow! Snow! Aah, run!
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Magic pulses through my snowflakes.
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(GASPS) I live.
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Ice palace for one. Ice palace for one.
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Get out, Anna. Pew! Pew!
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-My heart.
-Oh, my goodness.
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Only an act of true love can save you.
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Here's a true love's kiss.
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You're not worth it.
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-Guess what? I'm the bad guy.
-What?
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And Anna freezes to death forever.
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-(EXHALES)
-Oh, Anna.
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Then she unfreezes!
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Elsa woke up the spirits,
we were forced out of our kingdom.
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Now we need
to find the truth about the past.
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But we don't know how to do that.
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Except Elsa's hearing voices,
so we got that going.
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Any questions?
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OLAF: Presenting The Little Mermaid.
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I don't wanna be half a fish anymore.
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You'll be half a fish
and you'll like it, young lady. (GROWLS)
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But I wanna be...
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(SINGING) Part of that world (GURGLES)
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I got, like, 20 thingamabobs.
What's that word again?
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Dinglehopper.
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I hate all of your human stuff.
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You're a garbage collector.
Like your mother!
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(SOBBING)
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I just gotta be...
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(SINGING) Part of his world
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Oh, look, a random guy
floating in the water.
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It's Eric! I'll save you!
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I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love!
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Hey, I'm Octalady.
Give me your voice for some legs.
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Also, if you fail, I'm turning you
into an emaciated shrimp. Forever!
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Sure! I trust that you have
my best interests at heart.
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(VOCALIZING)
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-Keep singing!
-(VOCALIZING, COUGHS)
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Yes! Now I got your larynx.
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Yay! I've got... What's that word again?
(GIGGLES)
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(SINGS) Feet
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-My nerves are shot.
-Les poissons.
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(SINGING) Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
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(YELLS)
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That was too close.
They're gonna fall in love.
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(LAUGHS) Now I'm gonna
marry her boyfriend.
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Eric, no! Papa, help!
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Papa's an emaciated shrimp.
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So much for true love! (CACKLES)
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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
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I've been impaled.
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(SINGING)
Now I'm married and have feet
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OLAF: Presenting Moana.
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Goo-goo, ga-ga. I'm baby Moana.
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The ocean chose me!
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It is I, Maui,
demigod of the wind and sea.
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-Board my boat.
-No.
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-Why?
-Because I stole a rock
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which was actually
the heart organ of a giant, raging
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lava lady who knocked
my hook into the ocean,
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which takes place
before the events of this story.
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But you'll be awesome.
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Uh, okay.
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(CLUCKING)
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(SHRIEKING)
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(SCREAMS) Demon coconut people!
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Peeing in the ocean. (LAUGHS)
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Realm of monsters. (SCREAMS)
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Grandma, help me!
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I ate my grandma!
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(SINGING) I'm so shiny
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Transformation. Fish. Goat.
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-(GRUNTS)
-Shark head!
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Oh, this hook is broken. I'm so out.
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(GRUNTS)
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Why is that fish glowing? Grandma!
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I know everyone here probably knows
this already, but in case you don't...
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(SINGING) I am Moana
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If I only had a heart.
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(SINGING)
I have crossed the horizon to find you
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-(GROWLS)
-Calm down, Te Kā.
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-(GRUNTS)
-Woo-hoo!
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(OLAF SINGING IN FAKE ZULU)
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Behold! Mufasa's son, Simba!
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(SINGING) The circle of life
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I, Mufasa, rule in equity and justice
over all my subjects.
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And also eat some of them.
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-And this is Scar.
-(NEIGHS QUESTIONINGLY)
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He's the bad guy, 'cause he does
mean things all the time, 'cause he's bad.
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(GRUNTING)
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A stampede!
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(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
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Mufasa's dead.
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But he didn't die immediately.
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He was stampeded over
by many unruly wildebeest.
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And then he made it to safety.
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And then his brother took his hands
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and clawed at him
until he fell off the cliff.
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And then he didn't die quite yet.
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He fell a very long distance.
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And then and only then did he die.
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A son blames himself.
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Father! I must run away now and eat bugs.
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Hakuna matata.
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Nala!
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I'm not going back.
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(SINGING) Asante sana, squash banana
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That's very confusing.
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I wish my father would appear
and say something prophetic.
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-Simba!
-(YELPS)
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Hey, thanks! That explains everything!
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I'm back.
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OLAF: I killed Mufasa.
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Now we slow-motion fight.
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-(GRUNTING SLOWLY)
-(NEIGHS QUESTIONINGLY)
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I win!
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(SINGING) The circle of life
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OLAF: Ba-dum!
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Presenting Tangled, a story about
a close personal friend of mine.
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Oh, Rapunzel, let down your hair.
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Mother!
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Now, remember, Rapunzel, to never
go see anyone or do anything fun ever.
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-I wanna go see the floating lights.
-No!
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(SINGING) When will my life begin?
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They just can't get my nose right.
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Here comes the smolder.
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(LOW GROWLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Yay! A mysterious tower
to hide from vindictive horses in.
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Take me to see flying light fixtures,
you roguish knave.
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Smolder!
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(LOW GROWLING)
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I'm free! I'm a terrible daughter!
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I've never been happier! I need therapy.
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Is that a tavern?
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(SINGING) Dreams, dreams
We got dreams
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We got them...
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Floating thingies.
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Psst! Gale, that's your cue.
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(GASPS) Ooh!
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(YELPS)
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(SINGING) At last I see the light
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Your smoldering boyfriend is gonna hang.
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No! (GASPS)
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OLAF: Mother Gothel dies. (SOBS)
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May my life-giving tears spew forth
from my eyeballs and heal you.
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Hey, I don't feel dead at all anymore.
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(LOW GROWLING)
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Yay! And, look, new parents
who aren't soul-crushing monsters.
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Group hug.
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OLAF: Presenting Aladdin.
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This is no ordinary lamp,
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because it's filled
with, um, a magical, blue, smoky man.
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I'm Jafar
and I'm searching for the Wonder Cave.
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Oh! And look at that, I found it.
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(YAWNS) Who disturbs my slumber?
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Not just anyone can go
in the rock-wonder tiger mouth.
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Seek thee out the diamond in the rough.
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The diamond in the rough.
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I'm Aladdin! I was just jumping
around from building to building.
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Need someone to enter
a dangerous cave for a shady deal?
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Abu! They're after me! They're after you?
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Oh, Jasmine,
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if only your dad had authority
to change the rules he came up with.
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Who's in there? I said, who's in there?
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Oy! 10,000 years will give you
such a crick in the neck.
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You get three wishes.
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-Make someone fall in love?
-No.
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-Bring back dead people?
-No.
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-Give me more wishes?
-No.
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(SINGING) A whole new world
Don't you dare close your eyes
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I'm so ticked off that I'm molting.
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(HISSING) See how snakelike I can be.
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Phenomenal cosmic power...
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Joke's on you.
Now you have to live in a pot forever
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and learn modern impressions.
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Genie, be free!
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(SINGING) A wondrous place
For you and me
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(SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(OLAF LAUGHING)
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Made you look.