Do me a favor
Lost
I've been feeling so lost
You have no idea
What you mean to me
I am parched, you are the ocean
I yearn for your breath on my skin
Do not tempt me more
You're here with me
The night is star-studded
Come into my arms
Leave me charmed
You're here with me
The night is star-studded
Come into my arms
Leave me charmed
Do me a favor
You're leaving me behind like some old rag, aren't you?
-You're being ridiculous. -I'm not stupid!
You're going to Mumbai!
And? Why are you so worked up?
I said I was going to Mumbai already.
-I'll be back in two days. -Bullshit! You're not coming back.
Once you take flight, you never look back.
Who told you all this?
That Chhotu fucker? That scheming piece of shit!
Surya, I take such good care of you.
Please don't leave me. Please!
-I'm not leaving you-- -Please don't go!
-Please-- -Shut up and listen.
I need you to stay and look after that sick bag just for a few days!
-No! -I'm not sick!
What'd she say?
What'd you say?
You're not sick? Huh?
People can hear you wheeze all the way from Golconda!
The doctors said you'll need open-heart surgery!
And she says she's not sick.
I went against my family's wishes and gave up everything to be with you,
only to live cooped up in this house like a gerbil!
"Cooped up"?
I seem to recall this rat going to the beauty parlor every week!
Well, I only go because you tell me to.
You're the one that says you don't like hair in your mouth.
Fucking hell.
Where's my goddamn underwear? I can't find jackshit here!
See? You don't even know where your briefs are.
How are you going to live by yourself?
-Give me those. -Tell me.
Listen. Who will make fish curry for you?
And who will make piping hot tea for you every morning?
I need to pack my bag.
And who'll stitch your broken buttons back up?
-Who will remember your medicines? -Get off me.
Tell me, who is gonna help you get off?
Stop it.
Stop…
Don't stop.
Rehaan, where are you?
Are you okay?
I'm getting worried.
I'm not showing you how to do it. I'm just showing you how I did it.
I'm not asking you to do it, okay?
This is my disclaimer.
Make sure you clamp your left hand if you are a righty
as you want your right hand to be steady and put the needle in.
It's bleeding a little…
…take a deep breath and push the needle out.
Mom!
-Mom! -Ani, just wait!
Ani!
What did I tell you? No tattoos or any of this nonsense until 18!
What'd you do with Rehaan?
Taught him a lesson.
-What the fuck does that mean? -Nitya!
You don't speak like that to your father.
Not now, not ever. Is that clear?
Mom, what did he do to Rehaan?
Can you not tell me?
I just want to know he's okay.
You don't need to know anything.
Not after what he's done to you.
It was just a misunderstanding.
He didn't mean to, Dad. He made a mistake.
And he's got to pay the price for it.
-Yes, Tej. -Hey.
-Where are you? -Home. I'll be there.
Well, we're almost ready.
Give me 20 minutes.
I've got to go. See you later.
Thanks for meeting me.
Can I get you something? Tea? Coffee?
Why're you calling me 24 hours a day?
You've said enough already. We're done.
I just wanted to apologize to you in person.
Done with your apology?
-Thank you. -No, wait!
Let me explain. My behavior, the other day…
You have an explanation?
Okay, go on.
Please sit.
I honestly believed that you wanted me to pull a gun on you.
I thought you were into that kind of stuff.
Are you out of your mind?
What kind of woman wants a man to coerce her like that?
Some people are into some weird shit.
What you call coercion, they call a regular Saturday night.
They want the gun in their mouths.
Whip them with it and they gallop like horses.
I'm not one of those people.
Me neither.
I'll have you know that I'm a-- What is it now? A feminist.
Do you even know what feminism means?
Feminism means that men and women are equal.
That's not what it means. At all.
Scratch that.
Feminism means that if a woman tells a man to put a gun to her head,
the man should think with this head, not his ding-dong.
What's up, little guy? Huh?
Sorry about that.
This dog's barking like a bitch and the bitch's barking like a dog,
makin' mince out of every last one of my brain cells.
Why didn't you stay in Hyderabad? Was it necessary to come along?
You're really starting to rub me up the wrong way!
Really? All right then. I won't rub you in any way!
Hey, pull over at the next stop.
Surya needs to take a piss.
If you want to piss, you piss. The fuck are you dragging me into it for?
Because you look like you really need to piss.
I can tell from your shaking leg.
You've got bladder issues. Empty it.
We barely stopped half an hour ago.
And if we stop again? That stick goes further up your ass?
If I say stop the car, you stop the car.
So listen, nod, stop.
-Hello? -What's wrong?
Boss, this Surya's got a bladder the size of a nut, we need to keep stopping.
Damn it, Srini! At this rate, it'll take you a week to get here!
Make him wear a diaper, wipe his ass with hand towels, do whatever…
Just don't stop the fucking car.
I want Surya in Mumbai by tonight!
I'd like a chicken burger.
And make sure it's the one that comes with a toy.
Okay, boss. I understand.
-Here's your burger, ma'am. -Are you done?
Pay up.
You should be in the car. What if someone recognizes you?
I just got off the phone with Rana, he said we can't stop again.
Call Rana back up and tell him to bend over
so you can stick your thick dick right up his ass when we get there.
Hi.
Son of a bitch!
-What is he up to? -No clue. He won't tell me.
Says it's a surprise.
Hey, pour me a glass too.
They say it's bad luck to make a toast with water.
And whiskey's always brought you good luck?
Just one.
Sure.
Wait, idiot!
"The body's corruptible, crushable…
but the soul's immortal, eternal."
Happy birthday, little sis.
We miss you every day.
I didn't quite catch that, bro.
I knew you'd say something.
That was Hindi, idiot.
Now take a seat, I've got something to show you both.
Okay.
He's been like this all morning.
I'm… I'm sorry.
Am I interrupting something?
No. It's our sister's birthday today,
so every year, we all get together.
That's so sweet.
I'll come by later. I wanted to talk to you, but…
No…
We can talk. Give me a second.
He's our anna and she's called Ana.
If you shout out, "Anna," they'll both turn around.
You're a fucking idiot!
Are you avoiding me?
Your husband did that?
How do you know about my husband?
You've been following me?
-You lied to me. -I did.
And I'm sorry.
But…
my marriage is broken only, Tej. There's no love.
What d'you think's gonna happen?
Is he getting laid or jerking himself to sleep tonight?
It looks like she's crying.
But I can't leave him until James goes to junior college.
I don't want you to leave him!
Who the fuck wants to be a homewrecker?
-Tej, please! -"Tej, please," what?
Why are you here?
I don't know. I thought you'd understand.
All good?
Yeah, all good.
Hey…
do you guys remember Mom's video camera?
Used to record on those big cassettes?
I thought we lost it,
but it turns out Dad had a CD copy of it.
Watch this.
How the fuck can any man hit a woman?
Where's Mom?
Gone to yoga, I guess.
Where are you going?
I'm going out.
-Out where? -None of your business.
Hey! What should I tell Mom when she comes back?
Tell her to go fuck herself!
I am going in alone.
Okay.
I don't think we should let him go in there alone.
-He'll be fine. -It's not him I'm worried about.
I am worried about the other guy.
Tej will kill him.
Hey, man.
-What are you doing? -You're gonna get hurt, fuckhead!
What did you think, you chump?
You thought you were gonna smack me around in my own house, motherfucker?
Oh, man!
Jaffa, don't kick a man when he's down.
I'm really sorry.
I didn't know about you.
But you deserve to be smacked around. Do you know why?
Because you can't go around punching women.
You're right, man! You're absolutely right!
You don't punch a road slut like her,
you kick her face in.
That was fucking awesome.
Nitya!
Nitya! Are you ready, sweetie?
Nitya, come on! We'll be late.
Where's Nitya?
She's gone out.
-"Gone out"? Where? -That's exactly what I asked.
And? What did she say?
I… I don't want to say it.
Ani…
Baby, you can tell me anything. Really.
Go…
-Go fuck yourself. -Ani!
No! That's what she said, and she told me to tell you that.
Thank you.
Hey!
Hey.
-Turn up the AC. -It's on full blast.
Yeah, he's right, it is.
God, it's so fucking hot!
Look at my poor baby. He's huffing and puffing like a train.
Both you and the dog can quit yapping or I'll throw you both out!
But look at how his tongue's hanging out.
He'll get sick if we stay in this boiling heat!
We should stop at a hotel. How does that sound?
The rooms will have AC.
Sorry, it's straight to Mumbai now.
What's your problem, man?
Don't you have a heart?
Look at Rambo. He's having a heatstroke. And I'm parched.
Why can't you stop for an hour?
She's going to keep talking shit
until you stop the car, my man.
We'll get a room.
The dog will cool down, she'll cool down,
I can stretch my back.
Then we'll eat our hearts out and bounce, what do you say?
Sorry, mate. We're heading straight to Mumbai.
Those were Rana's instructions.
I won't give you instructions. I'll just shoot you.
Now look for a hotel.
With AC.
The AC isn't working. Surya, do something about it!
I'll see what I can do.
Why did you stop again, Srini?
Order some idli and vada, man.
Idli? What the fuck is happening?
Their bitching just won't stop, boss.
Right now we've booked a hotel room to cool the dog's ass down.
Srini, he's India's most wanted for fuck's sake. Use your head.
You think I don't know that? I know all about his past.
They even featured him on India's Most Wanted.
Then why the fuck did you stop again?
You can't even imagine how insane these two are.
Get them out of there before someone calls the cops.
Take charge, man.
All good?
I don't know, Naga. Nitya's missing.
She left without telling anyone and she won't answer my calls.
I called all her friends, but nobody has any idea where she is.
I… I don't believe she would--
-Is she hooking up with someone? -No, no!
Maybe Rehaan and her…
So she is fooling around a little?
Let her. Don't worry about it.
She's at that age.
My Nitya was miles ahead at this point.
Naga, can we please focus on my Nitya right now?
-Do you have her boyfriend's number? -No.
And he's not her boyfriend.
Where does this boyfriend live?
Next door.
But no one's home at the moment.
Before, he used to live in the Worli slums.
All right then, that's where we're headed.
"Some are rich, some are poor."
"Why do they all surround me?"
"Crazy fella entered my hood."
"He baptized me into the world of rap. My thoughts set into motion."
"I awakened, opened my eyes."
"Darkness is my old friend, I am a charmer of words."
"My expression is deep."
"Luck has taken a back seat."
Wow!
That was great!
Hey, I wanna show you something.
One second.
Holy shit!
Damn, you look hot as hell!
-You did it yourself? -Yeah.
You like it?
It looks real sexy.
It's gonna look fucked up for a bit, but it's sexy as shit.
I'm sorry, I can't.
Why?
I just can't.
-Hey… -Why not, Rehaan?
I came all this way for you, alone, without telling anybody.
The least I fucking deserve is an explanation!
-Nitya, let go. -Why? Why should I--
Because your father shoved a gun in my mouth!
You should go. I don't wanna end up in some ditch, Nitya.
Now please go.
Nitya, please.
Rehaan, please!
Please, Rehaan. I really miss you.
Rehaan, just let me stay here for tonight please.
Rehaan, please don't do this.
Nitya!
Madam, it's Rehaan. Nitya's here with me.
What's your address?
I'll send it to you now.
-Hey, give me some more. -No.
-Come on, Rana! Just one last one. -No. Hey!
Last one.
Thanks.
Is it ready yet, bro?
It's all set.
-Okay. -Let the show begin!
And next on stage will be Nitya Naidu!
-Are you kidding me? -Wow!
This is that same video, right?
Yup, that same one.
Twenty years!
Annual day.
Mom went to record her prayer song recital.
Damn, this is the same prayer song, right?
Exactly that prayer song.
No one had a clue.
Yeah!
Before that day, everybody knew her as our sister.
And after that day, they'd see us and say, "Those are Nitya's brothers!"
-That's true. -She'd sing that song nonstop.
We're still…
Nitya Naidu's brothers.
Yeah.
To Nitya Naidu's brothers!
Can I offer some advice?
Even if you beat them with a feather, it will still hurt.
Think about what you're going to say to Nitya.
Naga, you should be the last person to dole out parenting advice.
I'm… I'm sorry.
That wasn't fair.
-I shouldn't have said anything. -No, it's a fair point.
You've done a great job with them so far.
Don't let anybody tell you how to raise your kids.
I appreciate your honesty.
-Hey, bro. -Yeah?
You remember when Nitya's shoulder popped out?
Oh, yeah! She dislocated her shoulder.
-It happened at that municipal park. -Yeah, that's right.
-She wouldn't stop crying. -Bawled her eyes out!
We were such bastards,
telling her to climb that mango tree for 100 bucks.
The adrenaline got her up, but it couldn't get her down.
She fell so hard, Jesus.
Crying her eyes out, and us two fuckers laughing away.
Mom belted me so hard.
I couldn't walk straight for three days, but then she's the one who nursed me back.
No, all that shit was Naga's fault.
-Man, how did Dad come into all this? -He told Nitya to climb up the tree.
If he hadn't said shit, she wouldn't have fallen.
-What… -No way, man!
-We both made her do it for 100 bucks. -Yeah!
No, man. Naga forced her. You don't remember?
Have you lost it? You're remembering it all wrong.
Nothing like that happened.
Look at my boys looking sharp and bangin'.
What's cracking?
Mind if I join you?
Later.
Bye.
It's your daughter's birthday today.
Maybe you'd remember if you were a better father.
What do you think, Rambo?
Will it taste good cooked?
I asked you to wait inside. What if someone recognizes you?
Who are you? The class teacher whose wife I fucked?
Dick, I've been doing this shit for years.
Take it easy.
You didn't get the sauce?
We'll eat and get a move on.
Listen, the dog needs to take a shit.
Take him for a walk and wait outside. Padma and I will be out soon.
Whatever happens, it's for the best.
Take care of yourself and take your medicine on time.
I'll call you later.
Come on, woman. Let's get going.
Were you just on the phone?
No.
Oh, that? I was just talking to my parents.
You never know what's going to happen.
I thought I should let them know.
Why're you trembling, baby doll?
Mom and dad are mom and dad.
Honestly.
Do what you want.
And do it properly.
I don't scare you, do I?
Do I?
Food!
Let's get some!
The big guy's shrinking outside.
C'mon now, chop-chop.
Rambo!
Come on already!
Hey!
Rambo!
What are you staring at?
I took you out here to take a shit. Let it all out.
I am gonna have to tape your ass shut. Potty's cancelled. C'mon.
What is it?
Hey!
Come here, boy.
Come on, come here.
Where's Padma?
She's not coming.
I begged her to come,
but she refuses to move, the idiot.
Let's go.
Leave her behind.
-Srini. -Rana!
We have a big problem.
This fuckhead killed her.
Which fuckhead killed who?
Surya… He killed his wife!
Fuck.
Stay calm. Stick to the plan.
Get rid of the body. Take care of Surya.
And no more stops.
I'm sorry about that boy.
Rehaan! He has a name!
You put a gun in his mouth, Dad!
He's just a kid like me.
He made a mistake.
He didn't know what he was doing.
Don't you understand that?
Is this what you do for all your clients?
Threatening people to kill them?
I'm not proud of what I did.
Are you drunk?
A little.
Why?
Today is your aunt Nitya's birthday.
When we were little,
us brothers would save up all year to celebrate her birthday.
Nitya loved it.
And even though she's no longer with us,
we still celebrate her birthday.
We miss her.
Nitya…
I've never told you guys about Nitya.
She killed herself.
She was just 15.
Got pregnant.
She was so scared…
that she didn't tell anyone.
Didn't talk to her brothers.
Mom was sick…
and Naga wasn't there.
She probably didn't know what to do…
so she killed herself.
The poor thing.
She thought that was the only way out.
Gone… Gone forever.
I'm sorry about that boy. Rehaan.
It's just that so many bad things happened.
I couldn't save my sister.
But I…
I'll never let anything happen to you. I promise.
Dad…
When I was small, we used to sing a song together.
Do you remember?
Can we sing it again?
Okay.
Hello?
I'm in your fucking city.
It's hot as hell, cool it down.
I heard you were feeling the heat on the way down.
Well, what can I say? I'm a hot-blooded man.
So tell me.
When do I get to kill that asshole?
We'll talk more tomorrow. Get a good night's sleep.