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You never know people.
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The people closest to you will
surprise you the most.
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I thought it'd be impossible
to explain the concept
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of a "situationship" to my dad.
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I told him that basically,
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you hook up with each other, eat together,
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Netflix and chill and that's it.
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You don't share your emotions
or real feelings.
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And my dad was like,
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"Son, I have done all that
with your mother."
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"It's called arranged marriage."
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I was like, okay!
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You never know people.
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I have a childhood friend.
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We were at boarding school together.
We shared dreams.
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And today, guys, he's sitting
in the audience with you.
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And since I've been on the stage,
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he's been on his phone.
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Bro, you had one fucking job!
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Sit here and laugh loudly,
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so that I'd win this open mic.
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Go, Imaad!
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By the way, Neil is neither
in a relationship or situationship.
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And I wonder why.
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I mean, he's a gym trainer.
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5'5" tall. He lives with his parents.
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What could be wrong?
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There's my other childhood friend.
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Ahana. She's also my flatmate.
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We aren't in a situation-ship.
We're in a space-ship.
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We give each other a lot of space.
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She stays in her room, I in mine.
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I have my girlfriends and she has Rohan.
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Look at them, guys.
They're so adorable, so cute!
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Stop.
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They've been dating for two years.
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Three!
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Three years. I'm worried
they'll soon get married.
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But you know, Ahana,
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I'm not ready for you
to leave this space-ship.
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So, Rohan, tell you what.
Move in with us after marriage.
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- Yeah.
- Done!
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And, guys, I hear Rohan cooks very well.
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He's well-organized.
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And it's time
we get a full-time house help.
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Shut up, Imaad!
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Jokes apart, we'll call him Junior.
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And it has nothing to do with the pictures
you sent Ahana last night.
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Imaad!
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All we've got to say is this
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We'll live the way we want to live
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There's nothing
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that can bring us down
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We'll take the path our hearts have found
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People go, people stay
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Let it happen anyway
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These days are new and nights are young
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Let new songs be sung
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Let it happen anyway
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We have all the happiness we'll ever need
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We're masters of our destiny
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What can stop us now?
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People go, people stay
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Let it happen anyway
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These days are new and nights are young
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Let new songs be sung
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If you feel
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Your lover drift away
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Just follow
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What your heart will say
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People go, people stay
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Let it happen anyway
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These days are new and nights are young
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Let new tales be told, new songs be sung
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People go, people stay
Let it happen anyway
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These days are new and nights are young
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Happy New Year!
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Let new tales be told, new songs be sung
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Good morning.
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Hey, you've left?
Why didn't you wake me up?
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You looked so peaceful.
I didn't have the heart.
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How sweet! Call me later?
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Sure. Bye.
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See you.
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I need to be on my own for some time.
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- Tell me the truth.
- There's no one else.
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Then what happened? I don't understand!
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Ahana, I told you,
I need some clarity in my life.
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- I don't know what I'm doing.
- What are you doing?
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I must focus on my career.
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I need some space. That's all.
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Are you an astronaut?
Need space for your career?
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You work in your dad's firm.
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Please, Rohan, I know
you wanna hook up with other girls.
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I just... I'm done. I can't…
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- Can't do what? What, Rohan?
- I just can't.
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- Huh?
- Nothing.
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Nothing ever happens.
Maybe that's the problem!
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Is this about sex? We can work on it.
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That's another story.
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I spoke about marriage.
It freaked you out.
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- There's no rush.
- I'm not freaking out.
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I just need a break.
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For how long? A month? Three months?
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I don't know!
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What do I tell my parents?
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- I don't know.
- What do you know?
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Is the house on fire?
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What?
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- Why was Rohan rushing out?
- Shut up!
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What's happened now?
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He wants a break.
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- From when?
- From now.
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Don't worry, he'll be back.
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And if he doesn't,
there's always arranged marriage.
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How was your date?
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Cute. Journalist.
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Cute? Seeing her again?
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You've got issues, bro.
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Don't tell Neil.
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He doesn't like Rohan.
When we get back, it'll be awkward.
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Okay.
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Morning, Neil.
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- Baby, your breakfast is ready.
- Thanks, Mama.
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And your parcel came yesterday.
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Thank you.
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- How was Mass?
- It was fine.
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Protein got over?
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Didn't you just order some?
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Neil, 8,000?
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- Who asked you to check the bill?
- Someone has to.
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Every day 12 egg whites, salmon.
Isn't that enough protein for you?
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So I paid for it. I can pay
for everything else too if you want.
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Can we please have our breakfast in peace?
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All I want is for you to save your money.
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And 20 pairs of shoes? Why do you have it?
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I need proper sneakers.
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Your generation doesn't know
the difference between need and want.
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T-shirts and shorts!
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Only I know how hard I work
to run this house.
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"I don't know
what I've done to upset you."
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"Have I done anything at all?"
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"This isn't the first time we've argued,
or the last."
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"So can you please just tell me
why you want a break?"
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"Just don't say you're bored of me.
Or you're looking for someone new."
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"I don't understand what you want."
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"What are you looking for?"
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"What we have is precious, Rohan."
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"I don't know
when we stopped communicating."
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"Please call me. I'll be waiting."
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Hold my hand because I'm taking you
with me to Lalaland.
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I'm Lala, but of course you know that.
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And today I've brought you all
to sunny, gorgeous Maldives!
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To celebrate you guys!
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All one million of you.
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So let's dance, shake a hip.
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Run on the sand, take a dip in the pool.
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'Cause life is la-la-la!
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At the beautiful Maldives sea villa.
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Why does she deserve a free vacation?
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She has a million followers, bro.
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Wear a bikini and the boys will follow.
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Just shut up, man.
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She's an influencer.
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Who's influenced
by this inflatable horsey?
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It works, dude.
People don't know it's all sponsored.
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- Hotels, trips, right?
- Exactly.
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- She's a marketing genius.
- What?
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Looks like the next Neil Pereira rom-com
is coming in a theatre near you.
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C'mon, guys, grow up. She's my client.
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Client? You went to the Maldives with her?
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Yeah, so?
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To carry her bags?
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To train her.
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- To train her!
- Train her.
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- Why didn't you post any selfies with her?
- She's just a client, yeah?
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Do I need to post every minute of my life?
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- This is a little shady.
- Very shady.
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Okay, fine.
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- Fine? What's that?
- Fine?
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- Fine.
- Fine what?
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Fine what?
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- It's more than that.
- I knew it!
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Since when?
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It's been a few months.
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You've hid it for months?
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- She doesn't want people to know.
- So are we just "people"?
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Bro, her followers must think
she's single. Attainable.
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- We're not her followers.
- You're still not?
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- No!
- We're your friends.
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So behave like friends.
Just give me some privacy.
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- Imaad, he wants privacy.
- Privacy.
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- We'll give him privacy.
- You piece of shit!
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You want privacy?
When are we gonna meet her?
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You want privacy, do you?
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Sorry.
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Seriously, bro,
this AI shit could end careers.
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Yours maybe. Mine hasn't started.
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It'll happen, man. You'll be fine.
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You're the man. You're good.
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Good doesn't cut it anymore, bro.
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These days you need to have your
own brand and celebrity clients.
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So? You have a celeb. Lala.
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Lala today, Lolo tomorrow,
then Bebo. Then Saifu!
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But seriously, man, I don't know
what the fuck I'm doing with my life.
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I want to open my own gym.
That'll be a game changer.
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So do it!
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You should've told me earlier.
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I have some rupees saved. I can open
two branches this week. What say?
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Man, I have no idea what I'm doing either.
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Tell you what.
Let's try till we're thirty.
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And if nothing works out,
Ahana will support us both.
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I'm sure she's already planning for it.
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Ahana's sorted, man.
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What is she doing with Rohan?
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Rohan wants a break.
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- What?
- I didn't say a word. You know nothing.
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Rohan wants a break from Ahana?
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- Guts.
- I know.
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Guts.
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- Bottoms up!
- Bottoms up!
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PLEASE CALL ME. I'M WAITING.
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Why has Rohan posted
a photo of a cake at dawn?
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What?
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- Bro, that's a cupcake.
- Same thing.
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How's it the same thing?
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- A cupcake is part of the cake family.
- So?
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A cupcake has its own identity.
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Its own personality.
You'd call a pastry a cake?
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- You nuts?
- A pastry is a pastry.
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- You're mad.
- You are.
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If I post a photo of an Alsatian,
I can't call it a dog?
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- South Bombay elitist!
- You call Messi by name.
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- Navi Mumbai is…
- Your dad's house…
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Shut up! Just shut up!
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I want a break, or I want to break up?
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Ahana, is the Adrena-Fit
proposal deck ready?
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- I've mailed it to you.
- Great. Thank you.
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You planned the whole strategy
and she'll take the credit.
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He uploaded a photo of a cake
this morning.
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- What?
- Yeah, cupcake. And a heart.
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Cupcake?
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Let's check.
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Stacy Gomes, Mrinalini Jaisinghani,
Trisha Mariwala, Anoushka Gupta.
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- Kylie Jenner…
- Kylie Jenner.
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Dude, all boys follow Kylie.
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- Who's the dream girl?
- Ayush's sister.
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- Butter Cupcakes?
- Open that.
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This is where the cupcake was from.
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"Tanyabuttercupfly."
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Tanya Mehra.
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Just a girl with a sweet tooth
and a sweet life. Sparkle emoji.
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Always remember to sprinkle laughter,
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spontaneity and kindness
onto every single cupcake.
255
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:10,042
#baketheworldabetterplace.
256
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,458
Let me see.
257
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:24,125
- Let's check her stories.
- She'll see my name.
258
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:27,250
We'll make a fake account. Give.
259
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,458
"I want a break" basically means,
"I want to hook up with someone else."
260
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:38,458
You said you were never in a relationship.
261
00:17:38,542 --> 00:17:40,208
- Then how so sure?
- I know, right?
262
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,875
Maybe I should be a therapist.
263
00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:45,125
But I can't pull off your cardigan look.
264
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:49,500
You come to this session
to talk about you.
265
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:52,333
Not about Ahana or my cardigan.
266
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:53,750
Aren't we stuck in a loop?
267
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:57,208
I think you've built a wall
around yourself.
268
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,083
And you won't let anyone in.
269
00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:04,833
But you deserve a healthy,
loving relationship.
270
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:09,000
What I really deserve is for dad
to stop sending me to these sessions.
271
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:14,000
You know, Imaad, the thing about shame is
272
00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:18,875
the more you hide it, the more it grows.
273
00:18:20,292 --> 00:18:23,917
- But when we've talked about it...
- It's been 14 years.
274
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:26,750
Let's both forget it.
275
00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:32,750
Where did you buy your cardigan?
276
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:36,292
- You're sure this will work?
- Trust me, bro.
277
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,958
It'll strengthen the glutes,
build endurance,
278
00:18:40,042 --> 00:18:42,583
- and it'll also protect the knees.
- That's good.
279
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,917
That's it. Squat, hold that, stabilize.
280
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Pelvis tucked in. Chest up, bam!
281
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:49,875
- Shoulders drop, yeah.
- Perfect.
282
00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:52,792
- Let's go for one last. Just on one leg.
- All right.
283
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,708
This will strengthen your glutes.
284
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:58,208
- It'll build endurance.
- One, two.
285
00:18:58,750 --> 00:18:59,667
One more.
286
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:02,417
Protect the knees from injury.
Drop your shoulders.
287
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,833
Lengthen the spine.
288
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,500
Breathe. Smile.
289
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:13,708
- Why can't I look like Malaika?
- Why do you need to?
290
00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:16,500
Take care of yourself
and that makes you beautiful, right?
291
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:19,792
C'mon, nine, ten.
292
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:21,625
C'mon, Anita, let's go.
293
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:23,958
Eleven.
294
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,750
I might not know Uganda's capital,
295
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,167
but I know what Malaika Arora wore
to the gym yesterday.
296
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:33,958
Even our attention span is
getting shorter.
297
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,000
We used to watch five-day test matches.
298
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:39,208
And now if a video isn't interesting
in the first five seconds,
299
00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:40,708
we go, "This guy is a drag!"
300
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:44,833
I think the only people
who can perform in less than five seconds
301
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:46,250
are Indian men in bed.
302
00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:51,792
Too close to home, ma'am!
303
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,708
Are you guys together?
304
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:55,792
Sorry, sir.
305
00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:02,333
We come across someone's profile
who has a life we aspire to have,
306
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,625
we instantly follow them.
307
00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:09,167
We feel insecure and depressed
looking at the profile,
308
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,958
but we are willingly following it.
309
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,542
How stupid is that?
310
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:16,292
If you want a daily reminder
that you're a disappointment,
311
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:17,458
just call your dad.
312
00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:20,458
He's still wishing his son will
change the world one day.
313
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:27,875
I read a survey that an average person
checks their phone 224 times a day. Wow!
314
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:31,250
If you're repeating an activity
224 times a day,
315
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,542
it's not an activity, it's an addiction.
316
00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:38,833
And we have become addicted
to other peoples' lives.
317
00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:42,708
Enough! We've got blinders on
and our brains in a straitjacket.
318
00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:46,833
I don't want to know what you're doing,
thinking or eating.
319
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:48,250
I have better things to do.
320
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,375
Like finding out what Malaika Arora
wore to the gym today.
321
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:55,292
That's my time, thank you so much.
322
00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:59,458
Also, we have a very special guest
tonight, and a dear friend.
323
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,708
Please give it up for Sapan Verma!
324
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:10,208
Hello! Give it up for Imaad, everybody.
C'mon, once more!
325
00:21:10,292 --> 00:21:12,875
We need some commercial material.
326
00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:15,000
Something meme-worthy that goes viral.
327
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:18,917
Tap into tier two, tier three space, man.
Take it to the next level.
328
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,458
That's my next level?
Become a meme or a virus?
329
00:21:21,542 --> 00:21:24,125
Of course! Anyway, listen to me.
330
00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:26,375
There's a high-profile wedding next week.
331
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:28,583
- You're hosting it.
- And you're gonna dance.
332
00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:32,667
- Bye, Melbun.
- That means we're on, right?
333
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,667
- Did you see the new Vir Das special?
- Yes.
334
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:37,750
It was okay.
335
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,500
Okay?
336
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,333
I loved it.
The way he worked the audience.
337
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:46,583
When's your special?
338
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:50,250
- It'll happen. Takes time.
- Set a cutoff date.
339
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:51,917
When I was your age, I was a self...
340
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,417
I know! You had your own car and kids.
341
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,250
Even walked on the moon.
342
00:21:57,375 --> 00:21:59,583
I can look after myself, Dad. Don't worry.
343
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:00,667
I know.
344
00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:03,375
All I'm saying is, be smart.
345
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:06,958
The house and money your mother
left you won't last forever.
346
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:09,083
- Hmm?
- Hmm.
347
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:12,750
Imaad bhaiya!
348
00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,000
Hey!
349
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:17,000
- Hello!
- Hello! Hi!
350
00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:19,500
- Bedtime?
- Yes.
351
00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:22,750
- Give your brother a kiss. Come on.
- Come on.
352
00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:27,458
Drive the knee up.
353
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,917
Close. That's it. Good. Come down.
354
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:37,958
Yeah, and all the way up,
and maintain that line.
355
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:39,875
Kettlebell close.
356
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:43,000
Engage the core. C'mon, Lala, focus!
357
00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:46,000
- Man!
- What's up?
358
00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:49,125
That old man keeps staring
through that window.
359
00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:51,000
- What old man?
- Nothing.
360
00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:54,917
Don't open it.
He just stands right there and stares.
361
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,500
File a complaint.
362
00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:59,208
- And say what exactly?
- That he keeps staring.
363
00:23:00,458 --> 00:23:02,250
Half the country would be in jail then.
364
00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:04,167
Unbelievable!
365
00:23:06,042 --> 00:23:07,042
You're cute.
366
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,167
Finish your set, c'mon.
367
00:23:14,917 --> 00:23:16,917
And very professional.
368
00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:32,542
Ahana and Imaad want to meet you.
369
00:23:34,375 --> 00:23:35,792
What's your scene tomorrow?
370
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:39,458
I'm taking my parents out
for dinner tomorrow.
371
00:23:41,167 --> 00:23:42,375
Some other time?
372
00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:44,417
Yeah, sounds good.
373
00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:49,750
Come, let's get some squats in.
Come on. Let's go!
374
00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:56,792
Zeeshan?
375
00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:58,625
- Hi, Simran.
- Hi.
376
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,375
- Please come in.
- Thanks.
377
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:08,917
Oh, wow!
378
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:17,042
- You know, I wasn't expecting this.
- Is that a compliment or an insult?
379
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,833
No, no, it's really nice.
It's got character.
380
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:24,625
Some things look brand new, others look
like they've been here forever.
381
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:33,208
So I think we should just
jump right into it.
382
00:24:33,292 --> 00:24:37,125
Might be a bit awkward at first,
but, you know…
383
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:40,292
I usually don't allow a camera
on the first date.
384
00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:43,542
I told you I wanted to photograph you.
385
00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:46,125
I thought that was an excuse.
386
00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:48,083
No, I'm a photographer.
387
00:24:48,167 --> 00:24:50,958
It's for a project of mine.
It's called "The people of Tinder."
388
00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:53,875
Nice. So you want to interview me?
389
00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:54,958
Kinda.
390
00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,083
Con artist.
391
00:24:58,083 --> 00:24:59,083
That's me.
392
00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:05,792
So you want to meet the person
behind the profile?
393
00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:08,125
Thanks. I guess.
394
00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:12,042
I want to understand
who you are when you're alone.
395
00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:13,500
But I'm not alone.
396
00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:16,500
Yeah, I know.
Just ignore me. Do your thing.
397
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:21,750
Tough! Your presence is
really affecting your art.
398
00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:24,333
You interested or should I go?
399
00:25:25,417 --> 00:25:26,708
Are you breaking up with me?
400
00:25:31,958 --> 00:25:33,167
How old are you?
401
00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:34,292
Twenty-five.
402
00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:38,625
- What do you do?
- I'm a stand-up comic.
403
00:25:38,708 --> 00:25:41,250
You know the problem with political jokes?
404
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:42,833
They get elected sometimes.
405
00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:44,958
Why comedy?
406
00:25:46,167 --> 00:25:47,250
Dad, is that you?
407
00:25:48,875 --> 00:25:51,833
When did you first realize you were funny?
408
00:25:53,417 --> 00:25:56,292
I think it was when I was really sad.
409
00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:04,167
What's with this ring?
410
00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:08,958
It belonged to my mother.
411
00:26:14,583 --> 00:26:15,833
You ever been in love?
412
00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:21,667
What? Come on,
never had your heart broken?
413
00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:23,750
Once.
414
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,708
How old were you?
415
00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:30,208
- Nine.
- Nine?
416
00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:33,125
We don't get to choose that shit.
417
00:26:40,542 --> 00:26:43,625
"So, have you ever been in love?"
418
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,250
Yes. I have.
419
00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:58,000
Bye, Zeeshan.
420
00:27:00,292 --> 00:27:01,875
It's Imaad.
421
00:27:01,958 --> 00:27:05,583
- What?
- Zeeshan's for Tinder. My name is Imaad.
422
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,208
Wow!
423
00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,083
Bye.
424
00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:28,250
The easiest way to change one's
perspective is to move to a new city.
425
00:27:29,875 --> 00:27:32,417
Life is a collection of moments.
426
00:27:33,875 --> 00:27:35,417
Choose your lens wisely.
427
00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:47,875
C'mon, Ashish, let's go, brother.
No stopping.
428
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:49,333
Squat deeper. Engage the core.
429
00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:53,292
Less of shoulders. C'mon, engage the core.
Keep going. No stopping. Use...
430
00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:56,875
- Take it easy.
- Dude.
431
00:27:58,333 --> 00:28:01,042
- Yeezy 350s?
- Yeah, bro.
432
00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:03,250
Been trying to cop these babies
for months.
433
00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:06,625
- All right! 30 seconds up. C'mon.
- Bro.
434
00:28:07,542 --> 00:28:08,875
You're gonna kill me, bro.
435
00:28:09,792 --> 00:28:11,833
That's why I tell you
to come to the gym.
436
00:28:11,917 --> 00:28:14,125
You'll feel more motivated
seeing other people.
437
00:28:14,208 --> 00:28:16,333
Too crowded, man. Not my scene.
438
00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:21,500
Wait till I open my own studio.
It'll be perfect for you.
439
00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:25,792
- You're opening your own studio?
- Yeah.
440
00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:28,833
Only ten clients at a time.
Tailor-made services for each.
441
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:32,083
Calisthenics, CrossFit, power lifting,
yoga, you name it.
442
00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:35,333
Superb, bro. Sign me up, baby.
443
00:28:36,042 --> 00:28:37,375
All right. Let's get this.
444
00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:39,792
Squat. That's it!
445
00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:41,333
I did a market survey.
446
00:28:41,417 --> 00:28:43,958
The fitness industry is booming.
You have to do it.
447
00:28:44,042 --> 00:28:46,875
- I'm preparing a budget.
- You need a business plan.
448
00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:49,583
If only ten clients come at a time,
how will you make money?
449
00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:54,042
Your gym should be so exclusive
so that you can charge more.
450
00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:56,375
Investors must believe
this idea is scalable.
451
00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:58,042
Yeah.
452
00:28:58,125 --> 00:29:01,208
You know what I think?
There should be two studios in Mumbai.
453
00:29:01,292 --> 00:29:04,875
- One in Bangalore, one in Delhi.
- Dude, that is the dream.
454
00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:08,667
And you can launch an app.
You can have a nutritionist.
455
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:12,792
You can have specialized meals,
athleisure, diet plans.
456
00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:14,833
You can have kickboxing, Zumba.
457
00:29:14,917 --> 00:29:16,167
- Shit.
- Everything.
458
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:18,667
What?
459
00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:21,250
MBA, bitches!
460
00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:28,542
If I found someone like you,
I'd be sorted.
461
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:32,792
Why "like" me? You've got me.
462
00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:35,875
What about your job?
463
00:29:37,292 --> 00:29:38,292
I'll quit.
464
00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:41,000
That place is a dead end.
465
00:29:42,708 --> 00:29:44,917
You'll run everything.
You set up the studio,
466
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,042
I'll handle expansion and management.
467
00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:53,458
- You're hired. Let's do this.
- Seriously?
468
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:54,667
You're hired!
469
00:29:55,833 --> 00:29:56,708
What about the money?
470
00:29:56,792 --> 00:29:59,792
We'll make a killer pitch,
flirt with some investors.
471
00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:02,125
Guys.
472
00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:03,583
I'm in.
473
00:30:05,042 --> 00:30:06,625
How much money do you need?
474
00:30:08,167 --> 00:30:09,167
How?
475
00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:14,583
Mum left me some money,
and I have to invest it smartly.
476
00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:17,250
This is how.
477
00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:20,458
- Bro, you're serious?
- Yeah.
478
00:30:20,542 --> 00:30:23,000
Imaad, we humbly accept your offer.
479
00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:27,333
But, guys, it'll take time to break even,
so you must be sure.
480
00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:32,500
Look, guys. If I have to invest,
I want to invest in you two.
481
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:33,583
I trust you guys.
482
00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:36,875
Fuck! Guys, is this actually happening?
483
00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:38,500
It is.
484
00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:41,500
Shit!
485
00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:46,083
- To the Jungle Gym.
- The Jungle Gym?
486
00:30:46,708 --> 00:30:49,583
- The Jungle Gym.
- I love it.
487
00:30:49,667 --> 00:30:51,250
To the Jungle Gym!
488
00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:54,625
So, friends, let us convert our friendship
into a relationship!
489
00:30:58,542 --> 00:31:00,250
To the Jungle Gym!
490
00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:17,958
I wanna see you dance
491
00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:25,583
I wanna see you dance
492
00:31:25,667 --> 00:31:27,750
- Sir, your bill.
- Give it here.
493
00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:30,583
- You always pay.
- Chill, man.
494
00:31:31,292 --> 00:31:32,958
Is this what boys like?
495
00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:37,000
- Let it go! Why you looking at her?
- I've made a fake account.
496
00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:38,083
What?
497
00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:41,458
Or else she'll know
I'm following her stories.
498
00:31:41,542 --> 00:31:44,292
Just ask Rohan.
Why are you playing detective?
499
00:31:44,792 --> 00:31:47,500
She needs to block Rohan. And drink.
500
00:31:48,583 --> 00:31:49,583
Fine.
501
00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:52,208
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
502
00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:54,500
Isn't that Lala?
503
00:31:56,042 --> 00:31:57,042
Isn't it?
504
00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,000
- Yes.
- Yes. It's her.
505
00:32:00,792 --> 00:32:01,833
I'll be back.
506
00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,083
- Who's she with?
- Who's she with?
507
00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:09,375
- Jinx.
- Jinx.
508
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:13,250
- Where do you want to do it?
- We can do it at any…
509
00:32:14,417 --> 00:32:16,083
- Hi.
- Hi.
510
00:32:19,375 --> 00:32:21,208
Kartik, Neil.
511
00:32:21,292 --> 00:32:22,583
Neil's my trainer.
512
00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:26,417
Oh, so you're responsible
for the way she looks?
513
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:27,500
Stop.
514
00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:31,125
- I need a drink. Do you want something?
- I'm good.
515
00:32:31,208 --> 00:32:33,083
- How about you? Drink?
- Cheers.
516
00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:41,708
So? Weren't you going
to dinner with your parents?
517
00:32:42,292 --> 00:32:44,958
Yes, I was. Then they went to bed.
518
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:50,083
Kartik is launching his own gin brand.
519
00:32:50,167 --> 00:32:52,750
I could be the face
of his online campaign.
520
00:32:52,833 --> 00:32:54,958
It's a big deal for me, Neil.
521
00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:02,042
Yeah. You know what,
I want a crate of that gin.
522
00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:02,958
I'm trying.
523
00:33:03,042 --> 00:33:04,417
- Bro.
- Sorry.
524
00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:08,583
- Have a good night. Cheers.
- You too. Cheers.
525
00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:12,917
- Ahana, hi!
- Aisha, hi.
526
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,875
- Congratulations!
- Thank you!
527
00:33:15,958 --> 00:33:18,167
I saw the photos.
Maldives must've been amazing.
528
00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:21,583
Oh my God, babe,
he proposed to me in a car.
529
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,500
Like in a parking lot.
530
00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:27,542
I was like, "Press pause, please.
We're doing this on a beach."
531
00:33:28,250 --> 00:33:31,375
- Parking lot? How dare he?
- Right? Imagine!
532
00:33:31,458 --> 00:33:33,625
Didn't he consider all your followers?
533
00:33:33,708 --> 00:33:35,542
- He should've.
- Classic.
534
00:33:35,625 --> 00:33:37,250
- Hi, Imaad.
- Hi.
535
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:38,417
Always a pleasure.
536
00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:42,417
So you're coming, right? You're in?
Counting you in. You too, babe.
537
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:44,250
- 100%.
- Yes, 100%.
538
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:45,875
Neil, I'm getting married!
539
00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:47,417
I need another drink.
540
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:48,875
Let's drink up.
541
00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:54,750
Don't get me wrong
This is my kinda song
542
00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:58,375
You had better sing along
It's been really really long
543
00:33:58,458 --> 00:34:02,208
Come on, come to me, my love
544
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:05,500
I wanna see you dance
545
00:34:07,625 --> 00:34:09,875
I wanna see you dance
546
00:34:11,625 --> 00:34:13,333
I wanna see you dance
547
00:34:15,542 --> 00:34:17,458
I wanna see you dance
548
00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:21,250
I wanna see you dance
549
00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:25,250
I wanna see you dance
550
00:34:27,125 --> 00:34:29,417
I wanna see you dance
551
00:34:31,167 --> 00:34:33,083
I wanna see you dance
552
00:34:35,167 --> 00:34:36,708
I wanna see you dance
553
00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:41,375
I wanna see you dance
554
00:34:42,792 --> 00:34:45,167
I wanna see you dance
555
00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:48,750
I wanna see you dance
556
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,708
I wanna see you dance
557
00:35:01,292 --> 00:35:03,042
Rohan, I really need to talk to you.
558
00:35:03,125 --> 00:35:06,250
I swear I won't talk about the break.
559
00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:07,917
Rohan, just tell me the truth.
560
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,875
What the fuck?
Why can't you just call me back?
561
00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:13,250
I know you're seeing Cupcake.
It's disgusting.
562
00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:15,958
Like, I just knew
that this was going to happen.
563
00:35:16,042 --> 00:35:19,000
Rohan, you coward. Just pick up!
564
00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:21,583
Am I not good enough for you?
What's wrong with me?
565
00:35:21,667 --> 00:35:24,042
This is a stupid game,
and you're going to call me back.
566
00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:26,792
I love you and it's going
to be fine, okay? I promise.
567
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:28,292
…is not answering.
568
00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:37,792
- Thank you, guys, so much.
- Thank you so much.
569
00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:39,958
Hope to see you again soon.
570
00:35:40,042 --> 00:35:41,292
After you, madame.
571
00:35:41,958 --> 00:35:44,583
She seems so happy,
passing off my work as her own.
572
00:35:44,667 --> 00:35:46,583
How can she be so shameless, bro?
573
00:35:46,667 --> 00:35:47,667
- Bye.
- Yes.
574
00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:49,083
- Sure.
- Buh-bye.
575
00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:50,958
I'm done with this job.
576
00:36:05,792 --> 00:36:07,417
At least he's sorry.
577
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:09,333
No?
578
00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:12,708
He's sorry
because he really is with Tanya.
579
00:36:24,167 --> 00:36:25,167
Ahana.
580
00:36:30,167 --> 00:36:31,167
Call me later.
581
00:37:17,792 --> 00:37:19,667
Rohan, you coward. Just pick up!
582
00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:23,000
Ahana, I made you some coffee.
583
00:37:23,583 --> 00:37:25,250
What's wrong? Why so down?
584
00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:30,167
Aren't you late for office?
585
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,708
I took the day off.
586
00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:40,125
Check this out.
587
00:37:41,542 --> 00:37:42,542
Cute.
588
00:37:42,625 --> 00:37:44,958
- Yeah?
- Yeah. It's nice.
589
00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:48,250
Wanna see more? Come over today.
590
00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:52,958
You're going to hers, Imaad?
You wanna see more?
591
00:37:54,167 --> 00:37:56,000
Work on our million-dollar idea.
592
00:37:56,083 --> 00:37:58,417
Dad wants to see the business plan, okay?
593
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:02,000
And stalking Cupcake needs to stop.
594
00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:05,875
This is disgusting.
595
00:38:05,958 --> 00:38:08,708
- Your coffee is a fail.
- Divorce!
596
00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:11,625
So now you're
asking your friends for money?
597
00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:13,792
I'm not asking, Dad.
598
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:16,125
Imaad is investing.
It'll be his business too.
599
00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:18,458
If he's financing your life,
he'll rub it in your face.
600
00:38:18,542 --> 00:38:21,875
- You want to be his servant?
- You're talking about my best friend.
601
00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:23,667
Never do business with friends.
602
00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:25,625
Not everyone has the same experience.
603
00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:32,333
What do you know about business? You spent
your life doing others' accounts.
604
00:38:32,417 --> 00:38:34,667
- Neil.
- What? It's true.
605
00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:38,792
What are you doing? This is too fast.
606
00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:40,417
You need cardio, Anita.
607
00:38:41,125 --> 00:38:43,833
Cardio. Not cardiac.
608
00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:47,208
Sorry, one sec. Keep running.
609
00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:48,417
Yo, Harsh.
610
00:38:48,542 --> 00:38:51,083
- Bro, I'm in Alibaug this weekend.
- Okay.
611
00:38:51,167 --> 00:38:54,125
There's a session with Malaika Arora.
I need you to take it.
612
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:58,042
Sure, bro, that'll be great. Yeah.
That'll be great. Thanks, man.
613
00:38:58,125 --> 00:38:59,542
You got this. Make me proud.
614
00:38:59,625 --> 00:39:01,375
- All right, cheers.
- Cheers.
615
00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:45,417
Oh my God!
616
00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:49,208
- You killed me today, Neil.
- No, you killed it.
617
00:39:49,292 --> 00:39:51,167
- Hot.
- Awesome.
618
00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:52,917
All right. I'll see you soon.
619
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,250
- Bye.
- Bye.
620
00:39:56,542 --> 00:39:59,125
- You want a picture?
- No, it's all right.
621
00:39:59,208 --> 00:40:01,458
- C'mon, let's get one.
- It's okay. You sure?
622
00:40:01,542 --> 00:40:03,667
- Yeah, c'mon.
- Wow, okay. Thanks.
623
00:40:03,750 --> 00:40:04,990
- Hold on to this.
- Yeah, sure.
624
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:12,250
What's your handle?
625
00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:16,000
@neilpereira96.
626
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:20,208
If you had asked me to,
I wouldn't have posted it.
627
00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:22,875
- But I like this picture.
- It's great.
628
00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:24,833
- Bye, see you soon.
- See you.
629
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:26,917
- Malaika…
- Yeah?
630
00:40:28,542 --> 00:40:31,125
- Thanks for killing me.
- Yeah.
631
00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:38,292
Fuck!
632
00:44:17,375 --> 00:44:18,917
He's taking photos of me.
633
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:22,208
Who? The old uncle?
634
00:44:22,292 --> 00:44:23,792
And he's tagged me too.
635
00:44:25,042 --> 00:44:28,083
It's through this window. It must be him.
636
00:44:28,167 --> 00:44:29,458
"Paresh Phadnis."
637
00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:31,833
What a creep!
638
00:44:32,417 --> 00:44:34,792
- Fucker!
- Neil, I've reported it.
639
00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:38,333
Neil, where are you going?
640
00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:52,333
See who's there.
641
00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:57,458
- Where's Paresh Phadnis?
- Who are you?
642
00:44:58,333 --> 00:45:00,542
Come here. You asshole.
643
00:45:01,542 --> 00:45:03,042
Did you post this photo?
644
00:45:05,292 --> 00:45:06,750
Yes, I did. What's the problem?
645
00:45:07,375 --> 00:45:10,792
You're stalking a girl.
Posting photos of her, tagging her.
646
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,208
It's harassment. Isn't that a problem?
647
00:45:16,167 --> 00:45:17,625
- Piss off.
- Neil.
648
00:45:17,708 --> 00:45:20,500
If she doesn't want to be seen,
then she shouldn't show off.
649
00:45:21,667 --> 00:45:22,667
Show off what?
650
00:45:23,083 --> 00:45:26,583
Look at her clothes.
You can see everything.
651
00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:30,250
If she can post her pictures, why can't I?
652
00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:31,833
- Paresh!
- Neil!
653
00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:34,417
It's her body not yours.
654
00:45:35,208 --> 00:45:39,083
If she wants to post pictures of herself,
she can. Not you.
655
00:45:40,542 --> 00:45:42,792
- Get it?
- Neil, there's a kid. Let's go.
656
00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:50,500
I better not catch you peeping again.
657
00:45:55,292 --> 00:45:56,875
I can't believe you did that.
658
00:46:00,292 --> 00:46:03,500
I can't believe people do whatever
on social media and think it's okay.
659
00:46:15,292 --> 00:46:16,375
Are you okay?
660
00:46:18,167 --> 00:46:20,083
Hold it like a pen. Like a pen.
661
00:46:20,167 --> 00:46:21,875
- Like that?
- Yeah, and swirl.
662
00:46:21,958 --> 00:46:24,667
Swirl. And?
663
00:46:24,750 --> 00:46:26,917
- No.
- What's so funny?
664
00:46:28,833 --> 00:46:30,417
I came to Mumbai for two weeks,
665
00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:33,292
and here I am, a year later,
sitting with a 25-year-old kid.
666
00:46:41,917 --> 00:46:43,042
I'm not a kid.
667
00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:47,417
Then stop acting like one.
Pour me some wine, please.
668
00:46:48,708 --> 00:46:50,542
- Okay.
- Okay.
669
00:46:52,125 --> 00:46:53,125
Okay.
670
00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:03,875
That's Adil.
671
00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:06,500
We were together for six years.
672
00:47:12,750 --> 00:47:14,958
- Cancer?
- Yeah.
673
00:47:21,917 --> 00:47:22,958
I'm sorry.
674
00:47:25,958 --> 00:47:28,125
Yeah, it's messed up.
675
00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:31,583
It is.
676
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,417
This shoot was Adil's idea.
677
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,417
Now I understand, he was showing me a way,
678
00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:43,625
you know, to say goodbye.
679
00:47:49,458 --> 00:47:50,625
I'll need some more.
680
00:47:53,792 --> 00:47:55,875
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
681
00:47:57,417 --> 00:47:59,917
We're fortunate to be artists.
682
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,500
Our art helps to make sense of our lives.
683
00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:05,625
- I'm a stand-up comic.
- So?
684
00:48:06,208 --> 00:48:09,042
Humor is your way to express yourself.
685
00:48:09,125 --> 00:48:10,958
To show people your perspective.
686
00:48:11,042 --> 00:48:12,125
You're an artist.
687
00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:14,125
I'm an artist.
688
00:48:19,667 --> 00:48:21,125
What happened to your mother?
689
00:48:25,292 --> 00:48:26,458
Leukemia.
690
00:48:28,958 --> 00:48:29,958
How old were you?
691
00:48:31,083 --> 00:48:32,083
Nine.
692
00:48:34,042 --> 00:48:36,625
Yeah, we don't get to choose
that shit, do we?
693
00:48:56,625 --> 00:48:57,958
Ahana!
694
00:49:00,583 --> 00:49:01,875
Knock!
695
00:49:06,667 --> 00:49:10,125
You took another day off? What's going on?
696
00:49:10,875 --> 00:49:11,917
Relax, Mom.
697
00:49:13,458 --> 00:49:15,917
Where were you? With the photographer?
698
00:49:16,917 --> 00:49:18,625
The photographer's name is Simran.
699
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,917
Oh, this one has a name. Had fun?
700
00:49:25,875 --> 00:49:28,125
None of your business. You had lunch?
701
00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:30,583
None of your business.
702
00:49:31,417 --> 00:49:32,625
Now get out.
703
00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:35,708
- Get up!
- Imaad!
704
00:49:37,792 --> 00:49:38,833
Yes!
705
00:49:39,417 --> 00:49:40,958
He hasn't even called?
706
00:49:42,292 --> 00:49:43,750
What a bastard, man.
707
00:49:44,417 --> 00:49:48,667
- From now on, you train with me.
- Please, life is painful as it is.
708
00:49:49,250 --> 00:49:50,708
You'll have fun, I promise.
709
00:49:50,792 --> 00:49:52,167
Imaad will join us, right?
710
00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:53,458
No, thank you.
711
00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:57,125
Imaad needs to focus
on his modelling career.
712
00:49:57,208 --> 00:49:59,750
For his new photographer girlfriend.
713
00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:02,750
He's in love.
714
00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:08,417
- Who are you conning now?
- Go flex some muscles. Bob the Builder.
715
00:50:11,125 --> 00:50:12,667
Defensive. All right.
716
00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:16,208
Imaad loves the photographer.
717
00:50:16,792 --> 00:50:18,125
You were better depressed.
718
00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:19,792
You're canceled.
719
00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:22,875
He's met her twice.
720
00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:25,875
- Twice?
- Twice.
721
00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:28,708
- Bro, that's long term.
- We just talked. That's it.
722
00:50:31,417 --> 00:50:32,917
You talk too?
723
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,125
All night long!
724
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,458
- Go to hell!
- Aww, he's blushing!
725
00:50:39,542 --> 00:50:42,833
Imaad, man, it's love.
It happens. You can't control it.
726
00:50:42,917 --> 00:50:44,625
- Get lost, idiot.
- Correct.
727
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:48,000
I'm outta here.
I have a meeting. With Melbun.
728
00:50:48,667 --> 00:50:49,500
- Bye.
- Bye.
729
00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:50,792
Bye.
730
00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:54,417
She's pretty cool actually.
731
00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:58,583
And? Is there anything romantic there?
732
00:51:00,083 --> 00:51:01,750
We kissed, twice.
733
00:51:05,167 --> 00:51:07,583
It's not a big deal.
No need to tell your diary.
734
00:51:07,667 --> 00:51:10,042
You're taking it slow. That's good.
735
00:51:10,792 --> 00:51:13,292
I mean, we're friends.
736
00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:17,167
I think she also thinks we're friends.
737
00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:21,542
Interesting. You're thinking
about what she's thinking.
738
00:51:29,042 --> 00:51:30,042
Looking good.
739
00:51:32,042 --> 00:51:34,708
You should have a larger share.
Ahana smaller.
740
00:51:35,458 --> 00:51:37,708
She's the CEO
and you can always replace her.
741
00:51:38,292 --> 00:51:40,458
It's Ahana's plan, Dad. I replace her?
742
00:51:42,417 --> 00:51:44,000
She was always the smarter one.
743
00:51:45,208 --> 00:51:46,667
Do you trust them?
744
00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:48,167
I only have two friends.
745
00:51:48,917 --> 00:51:50,375
Everyone gets an equal share.
746
00:51:51,750 --> 00:51:52,750
Okay.
747
00:51:52,833 --> 00:51:55,125
Starting my own business is
a big opportunity.
748
00:51:55,208 --> 00:51:57,083
I can finally put my MBA to good use.
749
00:51:57,167 --> 00:52:00,542
- Also a big risk, but all the best, Ahana.
- Thank you, sir.
750
00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:03,083
- You have a two-month notice period.
- Yes, of course.
751
00:52:03,167 --> 00:52:07,750
- I'll miss you, Ahana.
- Don't be silly! You never needed me.
752
00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:12,333
- Thank you, sir.
- Bye, Ahana. Thank you.
753
00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:44,667
You know, you know
What's in that head of yours
754
00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:47,333
You also know you can't just be so sure
755
00:52:47,458 --> 00:52:48,750
So I'll ask you
756
00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:51,417
Well, I'll ask you
757
00:52:52,083 --> 00:52:55,458
You know, you know, you know
You want escape
758
00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:58,167
You know you're trying not to hesitate
759
00:52:58,292 --> 00:52:59,625
Let me ask you
760
00:52:59,708 --> 00:53:01,958
Let me ask you right now
761
00:53:02,042 --> 00:53:05,083
Are you a cool kid?
Are you a cute kid?
762
00:53:05,167 --> 00:53:07,833
Do you fit in?
And do they like it?
763
00:53:07,917 --> 00:53:10,667
Tell me what can you do to make it okay
764
00:53:10,750 --> 00:53:13,500
To make it look
Like you don't wanna be like them
765
00:53:13,583 --> 00:53:15,708
Cool kid?
Are you a cute kid?
766
00:53:15,833 --> 00:53:18,375
Do you fit in?
And do they like it?
767
00:53:18,458 --> 00:53:21,375
Tell me what can you do to make it okay
768
00:53:21,458 --> 00:53:24,542
To make it look
Like you don't wanna be like them
769
00:53:24,625 --> 00:53:27,917
You can hate or you can not
770
00:53:29,333 --> 00:53:33,917
In the end you still wanna be
At the same spot
771
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,167
That's anyway got no meaning
772
00:53:36,250 --> 00:53:38,833
The only thing that joins them is
What they're dealing
773
00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:41,542
Trust me you're better off
You're gonna get nothing
774
00:53:42,125 --> 00:53:44,583
Gеt nothing
775
00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:48,417
I wait one second and I buy me timе
776
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:51,250
Looking everywhere
Checking are you looking fine
777
00:53:51,333 --> 00:53:53,958
There's no pressure
Oh yeah, yeah, sure
778
00:53:54,042 --> 00:53:56,458
I'd love to believe that's how I feel
779
00:53:56,542 --> 00:53:59,042
Sitting in the corner
Waiting for your white line
780
00:53:59,125 --> 00:54:02,000
Thinking all about it
Do you really feel fine?
781
00:54:02,083 --> 00:54:04,500
There's no pressure
Oh yeah, yeah, sure
782
00:54:04,583 --> 00:54:07,250
I'd love to believe that's just how I feel
783
00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:13,917
That's just how I feel
784
00:54:16,875 --> 00:54:19,167
That's just how I feel
785
00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:24,458
How I feel
That's just how I feel
786
00:54:25,042 --> 00:54:28,458
That's just, that's just how I
787
00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:03,625
Are you a cool kid?
Are you a cute kid?
788
00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:05,958
Do you fit in?
And do they like it?
789
00:55:06,042 --> 00:55:08,833
Tell me what can you do to make it okay
790
00:55:09,417 --> 00:55:12,167
To make it look
Like you don't wanna be like them
791
00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:14,333
Cool kid?
Are you a cute kid?
792
00:55:14,417 --> 00:55:17,042
Do you fit in?
And do they like it?
793
00:55:17,167 --> 00:55:20,042
Tell me what can you do to make it okay
794
00:55:20,125 --> 00:55:22,875
To make it look
Like you don't wanna be like them
795
00:55:23,542 --> 00:55:24,542
No!
796
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Happy birthday.
797
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,667
Wow, Neil! You got her a Gucci?
798
00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:49,208
Nice, isn't it?
799
00:55:49,792 --> 00:55:51,708
It's super nice.
800
00:55:51,792 --> 00:55:54,417
Wow, Neil. You've outdone yourself.
801
00:55:55,417 --> 00:55:57,375
I wanted the black one.
802
00:55:57,458 --> 00:55:58,458
- Yes?
- Yeah.
803
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:02,375
Also, tell me
when you guys are ready for dinner.
804
00:56:02,458 --> 00:56:03,958
Yeah, it's all ready, so…
805
00:56:04,750 --> 00:56:07,792
- Where are the others?
- I wanted to keep it intimate.
806
00:56:08,542 --> 00:56:11,458
- This intimate?
- Yes.
807
00:56:12,417 --> 00:56:14,083
Sweet of you to include us.
808
00:56:14,167 --> 00:56:15,833
Of course, darling.
809
00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:18,833
Catch!
810
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:23,708
- Raunak.
- Huh?
811
00:56:23,792 --> 00:56:25,125
- Candids.
- Yes.
812
00:56:25,208 --> 00:56:30,375
Okay, guys, let's pretend
to have some fun! Come.
813
00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:32,292
- Oh my God.
- Okay.
814
00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:35,167
You'll give this to me?
815
00:56:35,792 --> 00:56:37,250
- Birthday present.
- Okay.
816
00:56:40,417 --> 00:56:41,417
Really?
817
00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:44,750
- Say Dior!
- Dior.
818
00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:47,792
Raunak does most of my shoots.
819
00:56:49,083 --> 00:56:51,667
By the way, you two are quite cute.
820
00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:54,042
Why aren't you dating?
821
00:56:54,125 --> 00:56:55,333
She's out of my league,
822
00:56:55,417 --> 00:56:57,708
but I was hoping
if you had other friends here,
823
00:56:57,792 --> 00:56:59,625
I could've been introduced to them.
824
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,292
- My influencer gang?
- Yeah.
825
00:57:02,667 --> 00:57:03,750
Please.
826
00:57:03,833 --> 00:57:07,000
They were just using me
to bump up their followers.
827
00:57:07,583 --> 00:57:11,375
- Oh, no.
- Yeah, so they were canceled for tonight.
828
00:57:12,667 --> 00:57:14,792
Neil's following has also shot up.
829
00:57:15,375 --> 00:57:16,417
Is he using you too?
830
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,958
No. Not him.
831
00:57:19,042 --> 00:57:21,250
- But that's how most people are.
- Imaad, stop it.
832
00:57:21,333 --> 00:57:24,708
The moment you become famous,
people just stop acting normal.
833
00:57:24,792 --> 00:57:27,042
And what's normal, according to you?
834
00:57:28,375 --> 00:57:29,375
Excuse me?
835
00:57:35,917 --> 00:57:39,042
Happy birthday to you
836
00:57:45,667 --> 00:57:47,958
- Raunak.
- Smile.
837
00:57:50,417 --> 00:57:51,833
- You wanna get the plates?
- Come.
838
00:57:51,917 --> 00:57:53,125
- Tissues as well.
- Yeah.
839
00:57:53,667 --> 00:57:55,583
- Nice.
- Raunak.
840
00:57:57,292 --> 00:58:00,250
- Delete that last picture.
- This one?
841
00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:02,542
- Okay.
- Nice.
842
00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:04,417
Imaad Ali!
843
00:58:10,542 --> 00:58:12,917
Thank you, guys, thank you.
844
00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:17,667
There are three things in life
I can't wrap my head around.
845
00:58:18,167 --> 00:58:22,250
The possibility of life on Mars.
The size of Jupiter.
846
00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:24,500
And the existence of
847
00:58:25,042 --> 00:58:26,042
influencers.
848
00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:29,708
I hope there are no influencers here.
849
00:58:29,792 --> 00:58:31,500
Perfect, let's do this!
850
00:58:33,292 --> 00:58:36,250
What sort of a profession is this?
What will their kids say at school?
851
00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:40,500
Back in the day, "Ma'am, my dad's
the CEO of a multinational company."
852
00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:42,208
And now, twenty years later,
853
00:58:42,292 --> 00:58:45,042
"Ma'am, my dad makes dance reels
and sells soap on Instagram."
854
00:58:45,792 --> 00:58:48,750
"Use promo code Foam20 to get 20% off."
855
00:58:52,792 --> 00:58:55,292
I have a friend
who's dating a real big influencer.
856
00:58:55,875 --> 00:58:58,708
Which is… I'm happy for him.
857
00:59:00,833 --> 00:59:05,000
But I think she's so out of his league
that it looks like a paid partnership.
858
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:09,583
She doesn't scream in bed,
she gives him a shoutout.
859
00:59:11,167 --> 00:59:12,792
She doesn't say, "Say my name."
860
00:59:12,875 --> 00:59:15,292
She goes, "Like, share and subscribe."
861
00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:21,458
She doesn't want him to find the G-spot.
862
00:59:21,542 --> 00:59:23,542
She wants him to press the bell icon.
863
00:59:28,167 --> 00:59:31,625
I mean people have
used the Internet to cause revolutions.
864
00:59:31,708 --> 00:59:32,958
And this madam is all,
865
00:59:33,042 --> 00:59:36,667
"Hey, guys. I'm off to the Maldives
to chill at my exotic beachside villa."
866
00:59:36,750 --> 00:59:39,750
"But keep enjoying the petty pleasures
of your middle-class life."
867
00:59:39,833 --> 00:59:43,708
"And keep dreaming of those vacations
you can't afford. Toodles!"
868
00:59:43,792 --> 00:59:45,292
"Toodles!" I love it.
869
00:59:50,917 --> 00:59:54,125
Don't get me wrong. My problem is not
that she went to Maldives.
870
00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:55,833
It's that she came back.
871
00:59:58,667 --> 01:00:02,500
My friend, her so-called boyfriend,
used to be her gym trainer.
872
01:00:03,125 --> 01:00:04,417
Which is funny
873
01:00:08,333 --> 01:00:11,458
because now they're both working out,
but their relationship is not.
874
01:00:14,792 --> 01:00:16,083
- It's a joke.
- Yeah.
875
01:00:16,167 --> 01:00:19,083
He seems less like a boyfriend,
more like an unpaid intern.
876
01:00:19,625 --> 01:00:22,958
The thing is, she doesn't
publicly acknowledge their relationship.
877
01:00:23,042 --> 01:00:26,708
Because apparently, she needs
to look single and attainable.
878
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:31,542
I told my friend, "It's okay.
Let the relationship be a secret."
879
01:00:31,625 --> 01:00:35,417
"She gets to keep her followers,
and you get to keep your self-respect."
880
01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:38,792
But I'm very happy for him.
881
01:00:38,875 --> 01:00:41,250
Actually, I'm genuinely
very happy for him.
882
01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:43,750
He may not find love or respect,
883
01:00:43,833 --> 01:00:46,458
but at least he gets
a 20% discount on soap.
884
01:01:00,542 --> 01:01:02,292
So, give it up for our next performance!
885
01:01:02,375 --> 01:01:05,708
We have our own Backstreet Boys
from Bandra.
886
01:01:05,792 --> 01:01:07,250
Magik with a K.
887
01:01:13,167 --> 01:01:14,292
My clothes are ruined.
888
01:01:16,958 --> 01:01:19,583
Yo! How was it?
889
01:01:21,292 --> 01:01:22,375
Give me a smoke.
890
01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:29,042
Don't tell me you're offended.
891
01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:32,500
That stuff was personal.
892
01:01:33,750 --> 01:01:35,583
I told you these things in private.
893
01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:40,333
- Did I take your name?
- That's not the point.
894
01:01:41,708 --> 01:01:43,167
Is this what you think of me?
895
01:01:44,792 --> 01:01:47,167
- Dude, it was a joke.
- It wasn't funny.
896
01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:49,958
It was insulting.
897
01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:54,542
You were humiliating me, bro.
In front of everyone.
898
01:01:54,625 --> 01:01:57,042
It wasn't an insult but an exaggeration.
A humorous take.
899
01:01:57,125 --> 01:01:58,292
On my life?
900
01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:02,708
Say whatever you want
about me or my relationships,
901
01:02:03,292 --> 01:02:04,750
but say it to my face.
902
01:02:04,833 --> 01:02:09,292
Relationship? I didn't know
you were in a relationship.
903
01:02:12,333 --> 01:02:15,125
What do you mean?
What do... What do you mean?
904
01:02:16,292 --> 01:02:19,458
Maybe you can't see it,
but Lala isn't serious about you, bro.
905
01:02:19,542 --> 01:02:22,417
- Oh my God!
- But again that's just my opinion.
906
01:02:24,125 --> 01:02:27,042
So you also have an opinion
about what Lala thinks?
907
01:02:27,167 --> 01:02:28,167
Bro, you…
908
01:02:30,708 --> 01:02:32,792
You behaved like an asshole at her house,
909
01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:34,542
and I didn't say anything.
910
01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:35,792
- I'm sorry.
- I let it go.
911
01:02:35,917 --> 01:02:39,333
I'm sorry if that's how you felt
but I had no such intention. Okay?
912
01:02:39,417 --> 01:02:42,292
As for today's show,
I'm a comedian, I say what I see.
913
01:02:42,375 --> 01:02:43,625
- So it's like that?
- Yes.
914
01:02:43,708 --> 01:02:45,375
There's such a thing as confidence.
915
01:02:45,458 --> 01:02:48,333
If you can't take a joke,
why are you here? Stay in the gym.
916
01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:55,583
Stop it, guys! What are you doing, Neil?
917
01:02:56,792 --> 01:02:57,958
What did you say?
918
01:02:58,750 --> 01:03:01,083
Just because you're investing in the gym
919
01:03:01,167 --> 01:03:03,458
doesn't mean you can say
whatever you want.
920
01:03:03,542 --> 01:03:04,833
We're not your servants.
921
01:03:04,917 --> 01:03:07,083
- What's the connection?
- There is one.
922
01:03:08,667 --> 01:03:10,083
I lack confidence?
923
01:03:11,167 --> 01:03:13,250
Bro, whatever I've done, I did on my own.
924
01:03:13,333 --> 01:03:15,042
Don't live off my father like him.
925
01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:17,958
- Neil.
- Entitled prick!
926
01:03:18,542 --> 01:03:21,875
You say what you see?
Can't you see the things you do?
927
01:03:21,958 --> 01:03:25,250
- That's enough. Stop it.
- Talk about your Tinder mania!
928
01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:28,958
He can't handle
the slightest bit of intimacy.
929
01:03:31,667 --> 01:03:33,625
You're emotionally stunted, bro!
930
01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:36,625
You're a sex addict. Get it?
931
01:03:37,167 --> 01:03:39,958
Joke about that! That could be hilarious.
932
01:03:40,542 --> 01:03:43,167
Who knows? Maybe it'll
get you a special on Netflix.
933
01:04:55,042 --> 01:04:59,125
Bro, we should pitch this to Netflix.
This shit is killer.
934
01:04:59,208 --> 01:05:03,208
She doesn't say, "Say my name."
She goes, "Like, share and subscribe."
935
01:05:04,750 --> 01:05:05,625
She doesn't...
936
01:05:05,708 --> 01:05:07,042
Give me a towel.
937
01:05:07,542 --> 01:05:08,542
It's cold.
938
01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,000
You said he wasn't home.
939
01:05:22,667 --> 01:05:23,667
I lied.
940
01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:27,792
- Neil.
- Just grow up, man!
941
01:05:33,458 --> 01:05:36,750
How long will you not talk to each other?
We're starting a business.
942
01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:39,000
If we don't pay the deposit,
we'll lose the space.
943
01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:42,292
I have no problem with the business.
Please rent the place.
944
01:05:42,875 --> 01:05:45,417
So talk to him then. Yes?
945
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:48,000
He told me to return your money.
946
01:05:48,083 --> 01:05:50,708
- He wants to pitch it to a client.
- Dude, he hit me!
947
01:05:52,083 --> 01:05:53,708
And I'm supposed to talk to him?
948
01:05:55,542 --> 01:05:57,125
I've quit my job, Imaad!
949
01:05:57,250 --> 01:05:58,583
Go, tell him that.
950
01:06:10,583 --> 01:06:11,625
Here you are.
951
01:06:12,125 --> 01:06:13,167
This is Ashley.
952
01:06:13,750 --> 01:06:15,458
He'll fill your position.
953
01:06:16,667 --> 01:06:17,667
So excited.
954
01:06:19,583 --> 01:06:21,167
You can start the handover.
955
01:06:22,708 --> 01:06:23,708
Come.
956
01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:32,625
It was knee-length. Now it's ankle-length.
Now it's a balloon on your toes.
957
01:06:34,583 --> 01:06:35,583
Don't wear it.
958
01:07:26,083 --> 01:07:28,042
- Knock, dude!
- What is this?
959
01:07:30,542 --> 01:07:33,583
- Got a pool in your bathroom now?
- Shut up.
960
01:07:33,667 --> 01:07:36,000
You get back from work
and you put on a bikini.
961
01:07:41,667 --> 01:07:42,792
It's for Rohan, yeah?
962
01:07:44,542 --> 01:07:46,042
I'm doing it for myself.
963
01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:49,958
I saw his comment.
964
01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:52,333
I'm just having fun.
965
01:07:53,292 --> 01:07:54,792
You want to have fun?
966
01:07:56,208 --> 01:08:00,042
"Loves to travel?" No. "Wanderlust?"
967
01:08:01,208 --> 01:08:03,667
Dude, I'm not Tinderella type.
968
01:08:04,917 --> 01:08:08,500
Chill! Don't go to his on the first date.
Meet in a bar or a restaurant.
969
01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:11,125
But your first dates always come here.
970
01:08:11,833 --> 01:08:14,208
Lucky for them I'm a gentleman.
971
01:08:16,083 --> 01:08:17,083
Okay.
972
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:18,875
No.
973
01:08:18,958 --> 01:08:20,792
Yes. Nice.
974
01:08:23,375 --> 01:08:25,083
Zeeshan looks quite interesting.
975
01:08:25,958 --> 01:08:27,375
What a nice guy!
976
01:08:27,458 --> 01:08:29,500
Look! Zeeshan with a puppy.
977
01:08:30,292 --> 01:08:33,583
Zeeshan with a baby. You rented it?
978
01:08:34,167 --> 01:08:36,250
Done? Strike left now.
979
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:42,583
What are you doing on Tinder?
980
01:08:44,667 --> 01:08:46,250
I thought you liked Simran.
981
01:08:47,292 --> 01:08:48,292
Yes.
982
01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,125
I know you like Simran.
983
01:08:53,042 --> 01:08:54,042
Delete it.
984
01:08:57,833 --> 01:08:58,958
Cute.
985
01:09:05,667 --> 01:09:08,417
"Ram Singh, I'm going to be
the mother of your child!"
986
01:09:09,792 --> 01:09:12,167
I would never have assumed
you liked such films.
987
01:09:12,708 --> 01:09:14,958
When did I say I liked it?
988
01:09:15,542 --> 01:09:18,250
You didn't have to.
You were laughing the loudest.
989
01:09:19,167 --> 01:09:22,333
This whole act
of you being a serious artist,
990
01:09:23,417 --> 01:09:24,750
I think I get it.
991
01:09:25,417 --> 01:09:27,542
"You're the only one who really knows me."
992
01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:39,500
Did you talk to Neil?
993
01:09:41,125 --> 01:09:42,125
No.
994
01:09:46,625 --> 01:09:48,792
Do you think you avoid intimacy?
995
01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:53,333
I was using Tinder just for fun.
I didn't overthink it.
996
01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:02,167
You thought I am avoiding intimacy?
997
01:10:02,750 --> 01:10:04,125
I just wanted the popcorn.
998
01:10:17,958 --> 01:10:23,208
Let me stay in your arms
999
01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:32,792
Just for a little longer
1000
01:10:35,875 --> 01:10:39,750
How I wish
1001
01:10:40,833 --> 01:10:44,583
The tide of this drunken moment
1002
01:10:45,833 --> 01:10:51,917
Pulls me in and I lose myself
1003
01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:56,792
In your arms
1004
01:11:04,667 --> 01:11:06,833
In your arms
1005
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,750
This is the five-year projection.
With worst and best-case scenarios.
1006
01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:30,000
You memorized the entire presentation?
1007
01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:34,333
It lacks vision. It feels very limited.
1008
01:11:34,917 --> 01:11:37,375
It needs to be more commercial.
Scale it up, please.
1009
01:11:38,125 --> 01:11:41,583
If we scale it up,
the space won't be premium anymore.
1010
01:11:41,667 --> 01:11:42,667
Exactly.
1011
01:11:42,750 --> 01:11:46,458
Based on per square foot value, our model
is better and we can expand over time.
1012
01:11:46,542 --> 01:11:50,458
So you weren't wasting time
at the gym then?
1013
01:11:50,958 --> 01:11:53,417
No. I was recruiting talent.
1014
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,000
Okay.
1015
01:11:58,292 --> 01:11:59,833
What will their kids say at school?
1016
01:11:59,917 --> 01:12:04,042
Back in the day, we went, "Ma'am,
my dad's a multinational company CEO."
1017
01:12:04,750 --> 01:12:09,208
Twenty years later, "Ma'am, my dad makes
dance reels and sells soap on Instagram."
1018
01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:13,583
"Use promo code Foam20 to get 20% off."
1019
01:12:18,292 --> 01:12:20,333
I have a friend
1020
01:12:21,875 --> 01:12:23,667
who's dating an influencer.
1021
01:12:24,458 --> 01:12:28,042
I thought she's so out of his league
that it's a paid partnership.
1022
01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:34,833
She doesn't scream in bed,
she gives him a shoutout.
1023
01:12:35,792 --> 01:12:36,958
She doesn't…
1024
01:12:45,083 --> 01:12:46,375
Anyway…
1025
01:12:46,875 --> 01:12:48,792
Remember when the Internet was new?
1026
01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:51,625
We thought, wow, it's an encyclopedia.
1027
01:12:52,625 --> 01:12:54,458
The world is at our fingertips.
1028
01:12:54,542 --> 01:12:55,958
This will change humanity.
1029
01:12:56,542 --> 01:13:01,250
Now every twenty minutes,
all night long, we watch videos.
1030
01:13:06,125 --> 01:13:08,375
Where's the punchline, bro?
1031
01:13:08,917 --> 01:13:11,000
- Okay…
- How about an actual joke, man?
1032
01:13:11,083 --> 01:13:16,083
Guys, please welcome back our host,
Rebecca, for the evening. Thank you.
1033
01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:21,333
Imaad.
1034
01:13:21,417 --> 01:13:23,333
Hey, guys! Give it up for Imaad.
1035
01:13:23,417 --> 01:13:24,417
Imaad.
1036
01:13:27,417 --> 01:13:28,417
Imaad!
1037
01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:33,000
- Why didn't you finish the set?
- I'm not doing this one anymore.
1038
01:13:33,083 --> 01:13:36,750
Not doing it? This set killed that night.
1039
01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:39,708
People specifically called
to watch this set.
1040
01:13:39,792 --> 01:13:41,625
I'll write another one. Better than this.
1041
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,000
- Bandra?
- Yes, get in.
1042
01:13:45,708 --> 01:13:49,958
- Imaad, I've pitched this to Netflix.
- Melbun, forget this set.
1043
01:13:51,208 --> 01:13:54,792
This is insane. If you won't listen to me,
I can't manage you anymore.
1044
01:13:55,833 --> 01:13:57,708
Strange fellow. Doesn't even react.
1045
01:13:59,750 --> 01:14:01,625
- Let's go.
- Take him away.
1046
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,875
Curl back your shoulders. Relax.
1047
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:14,625
- I'll have abs by this evening?
- By this afternoon.
1048
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,500
- Listen.
- Yeah?
1049
01:14:17,583 --> 01:14:19,792
We're still discussing your gym.
1050
01:14:19,875 --> 01:14:20,917
Take your time.
1051
01:14:21,583 --> 01:14:23,208
- I'll see you.
- Good work, lad.
1052
01:14:23,833 --> 01:14:25,000
No cheating! Eat clean.
1053
01:14:25,083 --> 01:14:26,083
I'll try.
1054
01:14:31,833 --> 01:14:32,958
Yo, Harsh.
1055
01:14:33,042 --> 01:14:34,875
- Where are you?
- Pali Hill.
1056
01:14:34,958 --> 01:14:35,792
Head to Juhu.
1057
01:14:35,875 --> 01:14:38,000
There's a session with Malaika.
I can't go.
1058
01:14:38,083 --> 01:14:39,708
Done, great.
1059
01:14:39,792 --> 01:14:42,542
And, Neil, stop posting photos with her.
1060
01:14:42,625 --> 01:14:44,917
She's not your client. It's tacky, bro.
1061
01:15:21,542 --> 01:15:23,708
Ahana, tell me something.
1062
01:15:23,792 --> 01:15:27,458
What's a pretty, smart corporate
consultant like you doing on Tinder?
1063
01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:32,292
Exactly what a cute, polite
investment banker like you is doing.
1064
01:15:34,083 --> 01:15:35,708
- Enjoy your drink.
- Thanks.
1065
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,333
You think I'm cute?
1066
01:15:38,917 --> 01:15:42,208
I thought flattery might stop
your line of questioning.
1067
01:15:43,125 --> 01:15:44,125
Okay.
1068
01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,292
Can I have your hand?
1069
01:15:48,375 --> 01:15:51,125
Yeah. Just to the right.
1070
01:15:52,625 --> 01:15:53,625
Perfect.
1071
01:16:04,458 --> 01:16:07,042
You're an event planner.
You have your own company.
1072
01:16:07,125 --> 01:16:09,792
Your dog's called Jackie,
very imaginative.
1073
01:16:09,875 --> 01:16:13,833
You run marathons at 5:00 a.m. because
apparently you hate having a good time.
1074
01:16:15,667 --> 01:16:17,083
Yeah, I'm hating this.
1075
01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:22,750
You're a good listener.
1076
01:16:24,292 --> 01:16:25,625
I'm a better kisser.
1077
01:16:33,375 --> 01:16:34,917
Lala, I was thinking
1078
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,750
I should have
one of those bouldering walls on the side.
1079
01:16:38,292 --> 01:16:40,917
You know, I haven't seen
anything like that here.
1080
01:16:41,542 --> 01:16:43,000
Feel like it could work.
1081
01:16:45,125 --> 01:16:46,917
Mumbai just doesn't have any space.
1082
01:16:49,625 --> 01:16:52,125
Did you actually read the pdf I sent you?
1083
01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:57,125
Of course! There's no space
for a wallpaper, yeah?
1084
01:17:00,292 --> 01:17:01,458
No, but…
1085
01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:11,208
Who are you texting?
1086
01:17:12,583 --> 01:17:13,583
Nobody.
1087
01:17:15,708 --> 01:17:17,792
You go out on a lot of dates?
1088
01:17:19,042 --> 01:17:20,042
You?
1089
01:17:20,083 --> 01:17:23,917
Not really.
In fact, I recently downloaded Tinder.
1090
01:17:24,833 --> 01:17:27,875
Actually, I just broke up
a couple months back.
1091
01:17:28,917 --> 01:17:29,750
What happened?
1092
01:17:29,833 --> 01:17:33,583
Honestly, I don't know.
Nothing ever happened.
1093
01:17:33,667 --> 01:17:34,750
You know?
1094
01:17:36,625 --> 01:17:38,875
- Nothing ever happened?
- No, I mean...
1095
01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:42,000
- Did you do anything to reignite it?
- No, it's not that…
1096
01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:45,667
Or as you bankers might say, to reposition
towards an upward trajectory.
1097
01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:48,500
Can I get the dessert menu, please?
1098
01:17:49,292 --> 01:17:52,000
I just let you marinate
Now I love the taste
1099
01:17:52,083 --> 01:17:53,750
Come here, come here
Come here, baby
1100
01:17:53,833 --> 01:17:56,750
It's the way that I'm attached
Got me good and got me fast
1101
01:17:56,833 --> 01:17:59,208
You a real catch
Can you, can you, can you blame me?
1102
01:17:59,333 --> 01:18:02,167
Dreamin' bout you like a creep
1103
01:18:02,250 --> 01:18:04,708
What the hell you want from me?
1104
01:18:04,792 --> 01:18:07,542
What the hell you want from me now?
1105
01:18:07,625 --> 01:18:08,667
Morning, lad.
1106
01:18:11,667 --> 01:18:13,958
Any update on our gym proposal?
1107
01:18:14,750 --> 01:18:16,083
Did you use the shower yesterday?
1108
01:18:17,042 --> 01:18:18,042
Yes.
1109
01:18:18,667 --> 01:18:21,500
I had a session with Malaika Arora,
I had to freshen up.
1110
01:18:21,583 --> 01:18:22,667
Have you done this before?
1111
01:18:23,250 --> 01:18:26,875
- No. Never. I mean…
- There's a sign here.
1112
01:18:27,875 --> 01:18:30,250
Staff not allowed. A strict policy.
1113
01:18:30,875 --> 01:18:32,333
I'm your personal trainer, man.
1114
01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:34,917
Neil, the society has
asked me to fire you.
1115
01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:37,333
I talked them out of it this time.
1116
01:18:38,625 --> 01:18:40,292
Please don't cross the line, bro.
1117
01:18:41,625 --> 01:18:42,667
Come on.
1118
01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:55,625
Home early today?
1119
01:19:04,417 --> 01:19:05,417
What is it?
1120
01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:07,958
- Can't you knock?
- What happened?
1121
01:19:08,042 --> 01:19:09,250
Must something happen?
1122
01:19:09,917 --> 01:19:10,917
Give me some privacy.
1123
01:19:12,958 --> 01:19:15,042
- And please knock!
- Okay.
1124
01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:32,833
Baby, flip your hair back. Amazing!
1125
01:20:32,917 --> 01:20:35,125
Now show me that sexy jawline.
1126
01:20:35,208 --> 01:20:37,417
You look like a Victoria's Secret model.
1127
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:40,292
Dude, that's hot. That's really hot.
1128
01:20:40,875 --> 01:20:42,833
Lift that bottle up.
Fuck, you're killing me.
1129
01:20:42,917 --> 01:20:45,000
- You're killing me!
- Stop it.
1130
01:20:45,792 --> 01:20:47,375
Look over there and do it.
1131
01:20:47,458 --> 01:20:49,500
You look like a fucking mermaid.
1132
01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:51,708
Take a sip from the bottle.
Hold it closer.
1133
01:20:51,833 --> 01:20:53,167
Give me a second, please.
1134
01:20:55,500 --> 01:20:57,625
- Wanna check this out till then?
- Sure.
1135
01:20:57,708 --> 01:20:58,833
Gorgeous.
1136
01:20:59,417 --> 01:21:00,417
Hi.
1137
01:21:01,708 --> 01:21:03,949
- What are you doing here?
- You weren't taking my calls.
1138
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:06,167
And I saw on your story
that you were here.
1139
01:21:06,917 --> 01:21:07,917
I'm working.
1140
01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:12,292
- What happened?
- Nothing. I just wanted to talk.
1141
01:21:12,375 --> 01:21:13,375
Now?
1142
01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:16,958
What's he doing here?
1143
01:21:19,292 --> 01:21:22,250
I'm promoting his gin. Remember?
1144
01:21:23,083 --> 01:21:24,583
Lala, we're losing light.
1145
01:21:25,167 --> 01:21:26,167
Coming.
1146
01:21:26,625 --> 01:21:28,125
You carry on. We'll talk later.
1147
01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:30,708
- I have booze to sell.
- Yeah.
1148
01:21:31,458 --> 01:21:32,625
I'm so sorry, guys.
1149
01:21:33,208 --> 01:21:34,250
It's okay.
1150
01:21:35,042 --> 01:21:36,625
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
1151
01:21:38,208 --> 01:21:39,208
Look over there.
1152
01:21:40,875 --> 01:21:42,375
Have you spoken to Ashish?
1153
01:21:44,625 --> 01:21:46,583
Yeah, they're looking into their finances.
1154
01:21:50,042 --> 01:21:52,667
We found such a nice space.
We're gonna lose it.
1155
01:21:53,167 --> 01:21:55,083
And the money's lying in the account.
1156
01:21:55,167 --> 01:21:57,167
You guys are being so stupid.
1157
01:21:57,250 --> 01:22:00,375
- You know what he did, right?
- But you pushed him too!
1158
01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:02,333
It's happened. It's done.
1159
01:22:02,417 --> 01:22:03,917
So you won't speak forever?
1160
01:22:05,208 --> 01:22:07,292
I quit my job for you guys.
1161
01:22:09,458 --> 01:22:10,500
I know.
1162
01:22:10,583 --> 01:22:14,833
So, drop this shit, or explain
to my parents why I'm unemployed.
1163
01:22:16,750 --> 01:22:19,500
- I'll talk to Imaad.
- What? Say that again.
1164
01:22:20,125 --> 01:22:23,750
I said I'll talk to Imaad.
We're meeting on your birthday anyway.
1165
01:22:24,333 --> 01:22:25,333
Thank you. Bye.
1166
01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:28,125
Fight over.
1167
01:22:29,583 --> 01:22:30,583
Bye.
1168
01:22:32,292 --> 01:22:35,000
I'll sleep on the couch.
Mom and Dad can stay in my room.
1169
01:22:35,792 --> 01:22:37,958
Ultimately, I always end up on the couch.
1170
01:22:38,583 --> 01:22:40,125
You're going to Simran's?
1171
01:22:40,958 --> 01:22:45,042
- Yes.
- Live-in relationship.
1172
01:22:45,125 --> 01:22:46,208
It's just three days.
1173
01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:49,625
That's how it goes, bro.
First three days, then three months.
1174
01:22:49,708 --> 01:22:51,333
Then straight to thirty years.
1175
01:22:52,875 --> 01:22:54,250
I'm proud of you!
1176
01:23:01,833 --> 01:23:07,458
Where are we now?
How did we get here?
1177
01:23:08,417 --> 01:23:13,875
These deep blue nights
In endless hues
1178
01:23:13,958 --> 01:23:20,167
I lose myself in things you do
1179
01:23:20,250 --> 01:23:26,917
I'm lost, I wonder where I am
1180
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:33,000
I lose myself in things you do
1181
01:23:33,125 --> 01:23:38,167
Can someone tell me where I am?
1182
01:23:40,625 --> 01:23:43,458
Let yourself go
1183
01:23:44,042 --> 01:23:45,500
Let yourself go
1184
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:51,917
I lose myself in things you do
1185
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:53,500
I really like you.
1186
01:23:57,875 --> 01:23:58,875
I like you too.
1187
01:23:58,958 --> 01:24:04,792
The magic that is me and you
1188
01:24:04,875 --> 01:24:10,292
I'm lost, I wonder where I am
1189
01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:17,458
I lose myself in things you do
1190
01:24:19,208 --> 01:24:25,042
Can someone tell me where I am?
1191
01:24:26,542 --> 01:24:28,000
It's so hot!
1192
01:24:28,083 --> 01:24:29,542
Thank God, we've reached.
1193
01:24:31,542 --> 01:24:34,333
Sweetie, please turn
the air conditioner on.
1194
01:24:34,458 --> 01:24:36,917
Mom, we've just reached.
Can you give me one minute?
1195
01:24:37,042 --> 01:24:40,458
Yeah, but this humidity
is just intolerable.
1196
01:24:40,542 --> 01:24:42,917
Of course, Ma.
I called you here to torture you.
1197
01:25:04,750 --> 01:25:06,292
The real one or the fake one?
1198
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,000
She's a lovely girl.
1199
01:25:12,917 --> 01:25:16,208
- You two an item?
- Who says item, bro?
1200
01:25:16,292 --> 01:25:17,833
I'm not your bro, I'm your dad.
1201
01:25:18,750 --> 01:25:21,042
- Yeah, "item."
- Is she your girlfriend?
1202
01:25:22,667 --> 01:25:23,667
I don't know.
1203
01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:27,375
Good enough.
1204
01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:30,417
I'm happy, Imaad.
1205
01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:32,708
Therapy is really helping.
1206
01:25:35,375 --> 01:25:38,083
I was afraid
you'd never trust people again.
1207
01:25:38,625 --> 01:25:40,125
- Because of me.
- Dad, please.
1208
01:25:42,333 --> 01:25:45,667
- I should've protected you, Imaad.
- Dad, go easy on the rum.
1209
01:26:21,208 --> 01:26:23,167
- Done with the Zoom call?
- Yes.
1210
01:26:25,458 --> 01:26:27,167
I made butter chicken and kebabs.
1211
01:26:28,083 --> 01:26:29,542
Is Meher a vegetarian?
1212
01:26:48,042 --> 01:26:49,750
- Hello.
- Happy birthday.
1213
01:26:50,792 --> 01:26:51,792
You know it's tomorrow.
1214
01:26:52,458 --> 01:26:54,292
So I'll call again tomorrow.
1215
01:26:55,583 --> 01:26:57,125
So, what's your scene?
1216
01:26:57,625 --> 01:26:59,708
Chill. Dinner at Izumi.
1217
01:27:00,208 --> 01:27:01,208
Izumi?
1218
01:27:02,958 --> 01:27:04,458
That was our spot.
1219
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,000
Who you going with?
1220
01:27:07,917 --> 01:27:10,125
Why? Why do you want to know?
1221
01:27:10,708 --> 01:27:12,167
No, I just…
1222
01:27:17,458 --> 01:27:21,000
A toast to all of you!
1223
01:27:21,083 --> 01:27:24,625
You've been together since boarding school
and now business partners.
1224
01:27:25,833 --> 01:27:27,792
Always be together like this. Be happy.
1225
01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:30,083
To your friendship. To the Jungle Gym!
1226
01:27:30,167 --> 01:27:32,542
- To the Jungle Gym!
- And to my free workouts.
1227
01:27:32,625 --> 01:27:34,958
Cheers.
1228
01:27:35,042 --> 01:27:37,958
Wish you all lots of happiness,
lots of success.
1229
01:27:40,333 --> 01:27:41,208
Aunty, I'll check.
1230
01:27:41,292 --> 01:27:42,750
- Thank you.
- No worries.
1231
01:27:42,833 --> 01:27:44,833
- It's damn good.
- The butter chicken is amazing.
1232
01:27:44,917 --> 01:27:47,542
- We need to figure how to get it here.
- So learn it.
1233
01:27:48,125 --> 01:27:51,417
- Teach Imaad how to make it.
- Wow! Who sent this?
1234
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:52,875
Red roses, Ahana.
1235
01:27:55,333 --> 01:27:56,667
It says, "From Rohan."
1236
01:27:58,125 --> 01:27:59,208
Sweet of him.
1237
01:28:02,625 --> 01:28:04,042
Why's he sending you red roses now?
1238
01:28:04,875 --> 01:28:06,083
He broke up with you, no?
1239
01:28:06,958 --> 01:28:08,250
He freaked out.
1240
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:12,625
He thought we'd be engaged soon,
but he wasn't ready for marriage.
1241
01:28:13,208 --> 01:28:14,917
And this new girl is just a rebound.
1242
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:16,375
But you're intelligent.
1243
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:19,000
Why take on the pressure of marriage?
1244
01:28:21,875 --> 01:28:23,708
There's so much more to life.
1245
01:28:26,042 --> 01:28:28,000
Marriage isn't some joyride.
1246
01:28:29,375 --> 01:28:30,417
Meaning?
1247
01:28:30,500 --> 01:28:32,208
Aren't you happy with Papa?
1248
01:28:34,417 --> 01:28:36,750
No, it's not that.
1249
01:28:38,917 --> 01:28:39,958
I'm just bored.
1250
01:28:58,208 --> 01:29:00,458
So basically, you've dated
all these people?
1251
01:29:00,542 --> 01:29:03,417
Yes, of course.
I'm a con artist, remember?
1252
01:29:08,958 --> 01:29:10,208
They're beautiful.
1253
01:29:10,292 --> 01:29:11,333
Thanks.
1254
01:29:20,458 --> 01:29:22,792
But there's an emptiness to them too.
1255
01:29:22,875 --> 01:29:23,917
Yeah.
1256
01:29:24,708 --> 01:29:26,042
It's the digital age.
1257
01:29:26,833 --> 01:29:28,917
We may feel we're more connected,
1258
01:29:29,750 --> 01:29:32,333
but we've never been lonelier.
1259
01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:36,208
Ahana's calling.
1260
01:29:36,292 --> 01:29:37,792
I'll call her back.
1261
01:30:01,792 --> 01:30:03,292
You're still on Tinder?
1262
01:30:09,458 --> 01:30:11,125
I was going to delete it.
1263
01:30:13,083 --> 01:30:14,542
You were seeing other people.
1264
01:30:19,458 --> 01:30:21,500
I'm sorry. Obviously it's wrong.
1265
01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:23,042
I don't think I can do this.
1266
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:29,125
I want to be with someone
who wants to be with me.
1267
01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:35,167
I don't want to wonder
what's real, what's not.
1268
01:30:35,250 --> 01:30:37,542
- I'm not 25.
- But I want to be with you.
1269
01:30:39,083 --> 01:30:41,417
You don't know what you want.
1270
01:30:42,458 --> 01:30:44,583
Listen, this is just stupid, okay?
1271
01:30:44,708 --> 01:30:46,583
- It means nothing.
- Why do it then?
1272
01:30:54,667 --> 01:30:55,667
You need to leave.
1273
01:31:25,417 --> 01:31:26,417
Ahana.
1274
01:31:28,375 --> 01:31:30,708
Where were you? We're getting late.
1275
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:33,292
Aisha's sangeet.
1276
01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:42,708
You must come too.
Richie uncle would like that.
1277
01:31:43,583 --> 01:31:44,792
I won't get an off.
1278
01:31:45,417 --> 01:31:47,500
Nothing's happening with your gym anyway.
1279
01:31:48,208 --> 01:31:49,208
It's happening.
1280
01:31:51,208 --> 01:31:52,542
You're looking handsome.
1281
01:31:54,667 --> 01:31:56,125
When are y'all leaving?
1282
01:31:56,208 --> 01:31:59,375
- Our train leaves the day after.
- You're taking the train again?
1283
01:32:01,083 --> 01:32:03,667
Why aren't you flying? There isn't
much difference in the price.
1284
01:32:03,750 --> 01:32:04,750
There is a difference.
1285
01:32:05,292 --> 01:32:07,667
We're going in an AC compartment.
It's fine.
1286
01:32:07,750 --> 01:32:10,000
For you maybe. You asked Mama?
1287
01:32:10,583 --> 01:32:12,958
- I don't have a problem, thank you.
- Thank you.
1288
01:32:16,125 --> 01:32:19,083
Can't you spend a little more?
How long must you live like this?
1289
01:32:20,708 --> 01:32:21,708
Why?
1290
01:32:22,500 --> 01:32:23,625
What do we lack?
1291
01:32:33,083 --> 01:32:34,125
Everything, Dad.
1292
01:32:36,042 --> 01:32:38,292
You have nothing. You don't have a life.
1293
01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:42,208
You drive the same old car,
live in the same crappy house.
1294
01:32:44,750 --> 01:32:47,333
When was the last time
you took Mama out for dinner?
1295
01:32:54,208 --> 01:32:55,833
I'll be late. I have the keys.
1296
01:33:02,375 --> 01:33:06,833
The number you have dialed is
currently busy.
1297
01:33:06,917 --> 01:33:08,583
Please try again...
1298
01:33:11,250 --> 01:33:12,875
Hey, Lala, where are you?
1299
01:33:12,958 --> 01:33:14,792
Do I pick you up or not?
1300
01:33:15,875 --> 01:33:17,167
Just let me know, okay?
1301
01:33:20,333 --> 01:33:21,333
Fuck.
1302
01:33:26,083 --> 01:33:28,417
Wow, from where did you steal that saree?
1303
01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:30,667
Heaven.
1304
01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:35,542
- What's up, bro?
- Same shit, bro.
1305
01:33:38,208 --> 01:33:40,500
Very fake. Start again.
1306
01:33:41,250 --> 01:33:42,250
Shots.
1307
01:33:43,917 --> 01:33:45,625
- You look nice.
- Thanks.
1308
01:33:45,708 --> 01:33:46,750
Here you go.
1309
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:53,000
Yeah.
1310
01:33:53,583 --> 01:33:54,750
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
1311
01:33:54,833 --> 01:33:55,958
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
1312
01:34:02,167 --> 01:34:05,917
Going to the bathroom.
Please try not to kill each other. Okay?
1313
01:34:09,625 --> 01:34:10,708
So?
1314
01:34:11,625 --> 01:34:13,458
Come over to the bar.
1315
01:34:13,958 --> 01:34:15,250
The one at the back.
1316
01:34:15,333 --> 01:34:18,292
Yeah. Okay, I'll see you there.
1317
01:34:19,583 --> 01:34:20,708
Simran?
1318
01:34:20,792 --> 01:34:22,417
No. Tinder date.
1319
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:25,208
You brought a random Tinder date
to Aisha's sangeet?
1320
01:34:25,292 --> 01:34:26,292
Yeah, so?
1321
01:34:29,583 --> 01:34:32,083
So, nothing. I'm just surprised
you're still on Tinder.
1322
01:34:32,167 --> 01:34:33,833
Why? I'm a sex addict, right?
1323
01:34:35,708 --> 01:34:37,000
- Imaad? Hi!
- Hey!
1324
01:34:37,083 --> 01:34:39,042
- You finally made it.
- Of course.
1325
01:34:40,667 --> 01:34:42,500
Come, I'll make you meet my friends.
1326
01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:56,708
Are you ignoring me?
1327
01:34:57,417 --> 01:34:58,750
I'm giving you space.
1328
01:35:01,625 --> 01:35:03,375
Where's Buttercup Butterfly?
1329
01:35:04,500 --> 01:35:05,500
Not here.
1330
01:35:06,542 --> 01:35:09,583
Where are your bodyguards, Jai and Veeru?
1331
01:35:11,625 --> 01:35:13,000
Stay clear of Neil.
1332
01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:16,250
Why? Will he hit me with a dumbbell?
1333
01:35:17,042 --> 01:35:18,833
You should've been a psychic.
1334
01:35:21,542 --> 01:35:23,458
So, what have you been up to?
1335
01:35:23,917 --> 01:35:25,375
What do you care?
1336
01:35:25,458 --> 01:35:26,458
Listen.
1337
01:35:28,875 --> 01:35:29,875
I'm sorry.
1338
01:35:34,333 --> 01:35:37,333
I handled things badly.
1339
01:35:40,167 --> 01:35:41,167
You did.
1340
01:35:48,708 --> 01:35:50,417
Let's get a drink?
1341
01:35:56,667 --> 01:35:57,833
Let's get many.
1342
01:36:11,875 --> 01:36:14,417
- Remember this song?
- Obviously.
1343
01:36:16,500 --> 01:36:17,500
Let's dance?
1344
01:36:19,958 --> 01:36:23,083
So many lovers have made sacrifices
1345
01:36:23,167 --> 01:36:26,083
So many have perished
1346
01:36:26,167 --> 01:36:28,667
This game is notorious
1347
01:36:28,750 --> 01:36:32,375
Flaunting false dreams
1348
01:36:32,833 --> 01:36:37,458
Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass
1349
01:36:38,333 --> 01:36:41,375
It torments you all night
1350
01:36:41,458 --> 01:36:44,125
Not a moment of peace
1351
01:36:45,333 --> 01:36:50,250
Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass
1352
01:36:51,750 --> 01:36:54,250
People with their masks
1353
01:36:54,833 --> 01:36:57,125
Locked in cages
1354
01:36:58,000 --> 01:37:00,292
Make some excuse
1355
01:37:00,375 --> 01:37:03,375
To escape imprisonment
1356
01:37:03,458 --> 01:37:05,792
Don't look at me
1357
01:37:05,875 --> 01:37:08,750
Your eyes show
I no longer know who I am…
1358
01:37:09,542 --> 01:37:10,792
Hi, my cuties.
1359
01:37:10,875 --> 01:37:14,333
Lala's back and so is the sake.
1360
01:37:14,417 --> 01:37:15,292
Hey.
1361
01:37:15,375 --> 01:37:17,958
So many lovers have made sacrifices
1362
01:37:18,667 --> 01:37:21,583
So many have perished
1363
01:37:21,667 --> 01:37:24,333
This game is notorious
1364
01:37:24,417 --> 01:37:28,208
Flaunting false dreams
1365
01:37:28,292 --> 01:37:33,958
Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass
1366
01:37:34,042 --> 01:37:36,542
I swear, it's tormenting
1367
01:37:36,625 --> 01:37:39,875
Not a moment of peace
1368
01:37:41,167 --> 01:37:43,625
How to stay awake at night?
1369
01:37:44,417 --> 01:37:46,583
How to escape the self?
1370
01:37:47,208 --> 01:37:51,083
I have read
You get love in exchange for love
1371
01:37:51,167 --> 01:37:54,667
My friends ask
How long will I keep losing?
1372
01:37:54,750 --> 01:37:56,583
The chasm widens
1373
01:37:56,667 --> 01:37:59,250
Can't get close to anyone
1374
01:37:59,333 --> 01:38:04,708
Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass
1375
01:38:04,792 --> 01:38:07,333
It torments you all night
1376
01:38:07,417 --> 01:38:10,792
Not a moment of peace
1377
01:38:10,875 --> 01:38:14,958
Countless lovers have made sacrifices
1378
01:38:24,542 --> 01:38:27,500
Countless lovers have made sacrifices
1379
01:38:27,583 --> 01:38:30,833
So many have perished
1380
01:38:30,917 --> 01:38:33,500
This game is notorious
1381
01:38:33,583 --> 01:38:37,625
Flaunting false dreams
1382
01:38:37,708 --> 01:38:41,750
Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass
1383
01:38:43,125 --> 01:38:45,792
It torments you all night
1384
01:38:45,875 --> 01:38:49,917
Not a moment of peace
1385
01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:54,375
Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass
1386
01:38:54,458 --> 01:38:57,542
Love makes you drunk
Punishes both
1387
01:38:57,625 --> 01:38:59,708
Couldn't share, got in a fix
1388
01:38:59,792 --> 01:39:03,792
Bottled the reason, the pain
Can't bite the feeding hand
1389
01:39:03,875 --> 01:39:07,042
We had something special
Now we're far apart
1390
01:39:07,125 --> 01:39:09,458
Now to live more, promise less
1391
01:39:09,542 --> 01:39:12,625
Change myself
And the me I was with you
1392
01:39:12,708 --> 01:39:15,583
This chess game has new colors
1393
01:39:15,667 --> 01:39:18,333
I learned as I watched my love walk away
1394
01:39:18,417 --> 01:39:21,083
So many lovers have made sacrifices
1395
01:39:21,667 --> 01:39:24,167
So many have perished
1396
01:39:24,750 --> 01:39:27,375
So many lovers have made sacrifices
1397
01:39:27,958 --> 01:39:30,542
So many have perished
1398
01:39:30,625 --> 01:39:33,333
This game is notorious
1399
01:39:33,417 --> 01:39:36,250
Flaunting false dreams
1400
01:39:37,083 --> 01:39:39,708
I swear, it's tormenting
1401
01:39:39,792 --> 01:39:42,625
Not a moment of peace
1402
01:39:56,750 --> 01:39:57,750
Lala.
1403
01:39:59,000 --> 01:40:00,000
Neil?
1404
01:40:03,083 --> 01:40:05,208
- What the hell?
- Yeah, what the hell, man?
1405
01:40:05,833 --> 01:40:09,042
You were to come with me to the party
last night. You just ghosted me.
1406
01:40:12,125 --> 01:40:13,333
I didn't ghost you.
1407
01:40:23,833 --> 01:40:25,208
I saw your post.
1408
01:40:30,250 --> 01:40:34,042
I was going to talk to you.
It just kinda happened.
1409
01:40:35,083 --> 01:40:38,583
It just happened and you are putting up
posts about it? With hearts on them.
1410
01:40:40,417 --> 01:40:41,708
You kissed him, Lala.
1411
01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:48,875
Will you say something?
1412
01:40:56,792 --> 01:40:57,792
Let's talk now.
1413
01:40:58,708 --> 01:41:00,083
What's there to talk about?
1414
01:41:01,208 --> 01:41:05,208
I get it. He's Kartik Seth. His family
owns distilleries all over India.
1415
01:41:06,083 --> 01:41:09,083
And he's great for your profile, right?
Isn't that it?
1416
01:41:10,333 --> 01:41:11,875
We aren't a couple, Neil.
1417
01:41:16,042 --> 01:41:18,417
Look at me. No, listen, look at me.
1418
01:41:18,500 --> 01:41:19,500
What are we then?
1419
01:41:21,333 --> 01:41:23,292
Why did you ask me
to stay over all the time?
1420
01:41:23,375 --> 01:41:25,083
You took me to Maldives with you.
1421
01:41:25,583 --> 01:41:28,333
Why invite my friends
to your birthday party?
1422
01:41:28,833 --> 01:41:30,083
What was all that?
1423
01:41:39,292 --> 01:41:42,375
I asked you stay over
because I get bored alone.
1424
01:41:43,250 --> 01:41:46,208
I took you to the Maldives
because you're my trainer.
1425
01:41:47,042 --> 01:41:50,958
I met your friends
because you kept asking me to.
1426
01:41:55,167 --> 01:41:57,833
I really like you, Neil, but… I mean…
1427
01:41:59,292 --> 01:42:01,250
But Kartik has bought you.
1428
01:42:05,708 --> 01:42:09,792
You don't get to judge me.
You hardly know me.
1429
01:42:09,875 --> 01:42:12,750
Explain your fake morality
to someone else!
1430
01:42:12,833 --> 01:42:15,542
If you were in my place,
you'd do the exact same thing.
1431
01:42:16,583 --> 01:42:17,583
Fuck!
1432
01:42:28,875 --> 01:42:29,875
Rohan?
1433
01:42:46,125 --> 01:42:50,458
The number you have dialed is
currently busy.
1434
01:42:53,875 --> 01:42:59,500
The customer you are trying to speak to is
busy at the moment. Please call back...
1435
01:43:26,625 --> 01:43:28,083
You've blocked me.
1436
01:44:29,333 --> 01:44:31,542
Congratulations. You were right.
1437
01:44:33,333 --> 01:44:35,458
She was always honest with me.
1438
01:44:38,167 --> 01:44:40,042
I couldn't even do that much for her.
1439
01:44:44,625 --> 01:44:45,792
It's done.
1440
01:44:47,042 --> 01:44:48,292
It's over.
1441
01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:58,208
What do you want?
1442
01:45:01,167 --> 01:45:02,542
I want to talk to her.
1443
01:45:05,042 --> 01:45:06,833
I want to tell her
1444
01:45:09,875 --> 01:45:11,333
that I'm not okay.
1445
01:45:19,250 --> 01:45:20,667
I have a problem.
1446
01:45:31,667 --> 01:45:33,125
I have a problem.
1447
01:45:43,458 --> 01:45:44,458
- What's up?
- Yo.
1448
01:45:45,125 --> 01:45:46,333
What happened with Lala?
1449
01:45:48,625 --> 01:45:51,042
- Nothing.
- Nothing?
1450
01:45:51,958 --> 01:45:53,625
She's complained about you.
1451
01:45:54,292 --> 01:45:55,750
She wants another trainer.
1452
01:45:56,625 --> 01:45:58,208
So something must've happened.
1453
01:46:00,083 --> 01:46:01,542
Look, Harsh,
1454
01:46:01,625 --> 01:46:04,167
Lala and me, it's a bit complicated.
1455
01:46:04,250 --> 01:46:05,792
This won't fly here.
1456
01:46:05,875 --> 01:46:08,208
- Dude, it's not my fault.
- Don't want to know.
1457
01:46:09,875 --> 01:46:10,875
You're out.
1458
01:46:14,167 --> 01:46:15,167
Look.
1459
01:46:15,917 --> 01:46:18,000
This could turn
into a big issue for the gym.
1460
01:46:19,417 --> 01:46:20,667
I'm sorry, bro.
1461
01:47:07,208 --> 01:47:10,583
"My name is Laxami Lalvani. AKA Lala."
1462
01:47:10,667 --> 01:47:12,583
"And it's my job to influence you."
1463
01:47:13,375 --> 01:47:17,917
"Tell you how to look.
What to eat. Where to go."
1464
01:47:18,500 --> 01:47:23,042
"Your job is to keep looking at me.
And wishing you had my life."
1465
01:47:26,333 --> 01:47:29,042
"But there's a problem. It's all fake."
1466
01:47:29,958 --> 01:47:32,750
"The clothes I wear aren't mine."
1467
01:47:32,833 --> 01:47:35,375
"I don't pay for the hotels I visit."
1468
01:47:36,792 --> 01:47:40,042
"I have over a million followers
because I buy them."
1469
01:47:41,250 --> 01:47:42,583
"Look at that beautiful nose."
1470
01:47:43,125 --> 01:47:45,458
"Of course, it's photoshopped."
1471
01:47:45,542 --> 01:47:47,500
"I apply filters to my face."
1472
01:47:47,583 --> 01:47:50,083
"Not the beauty products I sell you."
1473
01:47:51,042 --> 01:47:52,542
"Because you're the consumers."
1474
01:47:53,250 --> 01:47:54,708
"I'm just an ad."
1475
01:47:55,292 --> 01:47:56,833
"A walking, talking billboard."
1476
01:47:57,583 --> 01:47:59,042
"I don't love you."
1477
01:47:59,125 --> 01:48:02,583
"I thank you
because I make money off you."
1478
01:48:02,667 --> 01:48:06,333
"I flirt with you so that you follow me,
fantasize about me."
1479
01:48:06,833 --> 01:48:10,042
"Fantasizing is all you can do
because I am a fantasy."
1480
01:48:10,625 --> 01:48:14,375
"You aren't rich enough
to make me your reality."
1481
01:48:32,583 --> 01:48:35,667
We're done with Ahana's farewell.
When are you quitting, Meher?
1482
01:48:35,750 --> 01:48:37,833
When Ahana offers me a job.
1483
01:48:40,208 --> 01:48:41,667
Go easy, bro.
1484
01:48:42,333 --> 01:48:44,792
Rohan and I got a room after the sangeet.
1485
01:48:45,292 --> 01:48:46,292
What?
1486
01:48:47,208 --> 01:48:49,125
And before I woke up, he vanished.
1487
01:48:55,875 --> 01:48:57,417
Isn't it his birthday today?
1488
01:49:01,250 --> 01:49:02,333
Show.
1489
01:49:04,000 --> 01:49:05,292
"Brunch with baby."
1490
01:49:05,875 --> 01:49:07,000
"Birthday week."
1491
01:49:09,125 --> 01:49:10,542
Let it go, Ahana.
1492
01:49:11,542 --> 01:49:13,625
Seriously, he's an asshole.
1493
01:49:19,292 --> 01:49:21,958
Where are you going? Ahana!
1494
01:49:24,750 --> 01:49:26,542
Ahana. Hey.
1495
01:49:27,625 --> 01:49:28,792
Come in, I guess.
1496
01:49:40,667 --> 01:49:42,333
Look, who's here. Look.
1497
01:49:44,875 --> 01:49:46,208
Ahana.
1498
01:49:46,292 --> 01:49:48,750
- Hi!
- What's up?
1499
01:49:49,250 --> 01:49:51,333
- How are you? What's up?
- Good.
1500
01:49:51,417 --> 01:49:53,875
- Hey, Ahana. How are you?
- Hi! Good.
1501
01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:55,583
Where you coming from, babe?
1502
01:49:55,667 --> 01:49:57,417
- Work.
- Sure.
1503
01:49:57,500 --> 01:49:58,500
Work.
1504
01:49:59,708 --> 01:50:00,708
Cute.
1505
01:50:01,875 --> 01:50:03,792
Happy birthday, Rohan.
1506
01:50:04,875 --> 01:50:06,000
Thank you.
1507
01:50:07,667 --> 01:50:09,750
To what do I owe this surprise?
1508
01:50:10,333 --> 01:50:13,958
You surprised me too, at their sangeet.
1509
01:50:14,042 --> 01:50:15,833
I thought I'd return the favor.
1510
01:50:17,250 --> 01:50:18,750
Hi, I'm Tanya.
1511
01:50:19,750 --> 01:50:20,958
Ahana.
1512
01:50:23,583 --> 01:50:25,417
Can I get you something to drink?
1513
01:50:27,750 --> 01:50:29,458
Champagne would be great.
1514
01:50:29,542 --> 01:50:30,542
Sure.
1515
01:50:32,833 --> 01:50:36,125
- Got a new house help?
- Why are you doing this?
1516
01:50:37,417 --> 01:50:38,708
Let me think.
1517
01:50:38,792 --> 01:50:41,833
You slept with me and then you blocked me.
1518
01:50:42,375 --> 01:50:45,708
And then you went for waffles with "baby."
Maybe that's why, Rohan.
1519
01:50:46,875 --> 01:50:47,958
Why can't I speak?
1520
01:50:51,542 --> 01:50:53,583
- Imaad.
- Hey, Aisha. What's up?
1521
01:50:54,292 --> 01:50:56,625
- You could've called.
- You blocked me.
1522
01:50:57,583 --> 01:51:01,958
- Ahana, can we speak tomorrow, please?
- Why did you hook up with me?
1523
01:51:04,458 --> 01:51:05,750
You don't know.
1524
01:51:05,833 --> 01:51:07,500
Maybe your friends know…
1525
01:51:07,583 --> 01:51:11,042
No. I just wanted closure. Okay?
1526
01:51:11,125 --> 01:51:15,125
- Things ended so abruptly.
- Abruptly?
1527
01:51:15,250 --> 01:51:16,750
You ended it, you piece of shit.
1528
01:51:16,833 --> 01:51:20,208
But we didn't get a chance
to say a proper goodbye.
1529
01:51:20,292 --> 01:51:23,833
Because you lied!
You said you wanted a break.
1530
01:51:23,917 --> 01:51:25,500
Is this your way of saying goodbye?
1531
01:51:25,583 --> 01:51:27,583
Is that why you were texting me, Rohan?
1532
01:51:28,167 --> 01:51:30,708
I just want us to be friends. Okay?
1533
01:51:30,792 --> 01:51:32,833
Is that how you talk to your friends?
1534
01:51:32,917 --> 01:51:34,708
"Hi, baby, you look so hot."
1535
01:51:35,292 --> 01:51:36,125
Rohan?
1536
01:51:36,208 --> 01:51:37,833
I was complimenting you, okay?
1537
01:51:37,917 --> 01:51:40,750
- If you got offended, not my problem.
- I wasn't offended.
1538
01:51:40,833 --> 01:51:43,667
You flirted with me, and I flirted
back and we hooked up.
1539
01:51:44,333 --> 01:51:47,417
I'm sorry. I feel like shit about it.
1540
01:51:48,708 --> 01:51:50,083
You feel like shit?
1541
01:51:50,167 --> 01:51:52,750
I feel like shit since we broke up.
But do you care?
1542
01:51:52,833 --> 01:51:54,333
Sure, I care, but you seemed happy.
1543
01:51:54,417 --> 01:51:56,833
- When?
- I saw your posts.
1544
01:51:56,917 --> 01:51:58,083
You even went on a date.
1545
01:51:59,250 --> 01:52:01,667
You have moved on. Just admit it.
1546
01:52:01,750 --> 01:52:04,083
It wasn't a date. I was just pretending.
1547
01:52:05,292 --> 01:52:08,792
Seeing your super happy life
and your perfect girlfriend everyday,
1548
01:52:08,917 --> 01:52:10,083
I'm fed up, Rohan.
1549
01:52:10,167 --> 01:52:11,833
Then stop looking. Why are you looking?
1550
01:52:11,917 --> 01:52:15,333
I don't know. I can't stop.
1551
01:52:17,792 --> 01:52:20,042
I just wanted your attention, Rohan.
1552
01:52:25,917 --> 01:52:27,083
Wow.
1553
01:52:33,833 --> 01:52:35,167
I'm so stupid.
1554
01:52:37,708 --> 01:52:40,708
To think my self-worth depended
on an asshole like you.
1555
01:52:46,625 --> 01:52:48,708
Ask him where he was on the sangeet night.
1556
01:52:49,750 --> 01:52:50,917
Ahana, what the hell?
1557
01:53:51,792 --> 01:53:52,958
Ahana!
1558
01:54:04,042 --> 01:54:05,042
It's okay.
1559
01:54:06,750 --> 01:54:07,750
Let's go home.
1560
01:54:08,417 --> 01:54:09,792
No.
1561
01:54:12,083 --> 01:54:13,083
Fuck!
1562
01:54:15,958 --> 01:54:17,542
That was a bitch move, Ahana.
1563
01:54:19,167 --> 01:54:20,167
Imaad.
1564
01:54:20,500 --> 01:54:21,625
Is that how you talk?
1565
01:54:22,125 --> 01:54:23,458
What you gonna do?
1566
01:54:24,375 --> 01:54:27,083
Imaad, leave it, please. Stop it, guys.
1567
01:54:27,167 --> 01:54:28,500
- Stay out of it.
- Stay out?
1568
01:54:28,583 --> 01:54:30,264
- What are you doing, Rohan?
- No touching!
1569
01:54:30,333 --> 01:54:32,708
- Stay out of it.
- Imaad, what are you doing?
1570
01:54:32,792 --> 01:54:35,333
Guys, stop it! What are you doing?
1571
01:54:35,417 --> 01:54:37,125
Imaad, stop it!
1572
01:54:38,375 --> 01:54:39,708
Rohan, get off him!
1573
01:54:40,292 --> 01:54:42,083
Rohan, stop it. You're hurting him.
1574
01:55:05,000 --> 01:55:07,000
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1575
01:55:07,083 --> 01:55:09,375
You broke my nose.
Now see what I do to you.
1576
01:55:10,250 --> 01:55:11,667
That was a bitch move, Neil.
1577
01:55:14,833 --> 01:55:15,958
Let's get out of here.
1578
01:55:19,667 --> 01:55:22,500
You're something. Good timing.
1579
01:55:22,583 --> 01:55:24,625
He deserved a few birthday bumps.
1580
01:55:25,708 --> 01:55:27,583
You should've given one more from me.
1581
01:55:38,458 --> 01:55:39,625
Neil.
1582
01:55:40,583 --> 01:55:42,125
Have you seen Lala's page?
1583
01:55:42,875 --> 01:55:43,917
What happened?
1584
01:55:45,042 --> 01:55:47,292
Look at her page. She's getting bullied.
1585
01:55:49,083 --> 01:55:50,292
Look at the comments.
1586
01:55:50,375 --> 01:55:54,500
She's photoshopped her images.
Apparently, she's done her lips.
1587
01:55:55,083 --> 01:55:57,625
- Shit!
- Obviously she's been hacked.
1588
01:55:57,708 --> 01:55:58,958
Who'd do such a thing?
1589
01:55:59,458 --> 01:56:01,750
- Now they're all trolling her.
- Look at this.
1590
01:56:02,750 --> 01:56:06,250
"Lightened skin, social climber, sellout."
1591
01:56:06,333 --> 01:56:07,708
This is horrible, dude.
1592
01:56:07,833 --> 01:56:09,167
- I know.
- "Nose job."
1593
01:56:10,333 --> 01:56:12,417
"A Nagpur call center accent."
1594
01:56:15,917 --> 01:56:17,500
Neil, call her.
1595
01:56:18,250 --> 01:56:20,958
She should file a complaint.
This is messed up.
1596
01:56:23,917 --> 01:56:24,958
Neil?
1597
01:56:28,167 --> 01:56:29,167
What is it?
1598
01:56:33,500 --> 01:56:34,708
I hacked her account.
1599
01:56:36,708 --> 01:56:37,708
What?
1600
01:56:39,417 --> 01:56:42,375
- I put up that first post.
- Why?
1601
01:56:50,000 --> 01:56:51,917
She complained about me to Harsh.
1602
01:56:52,500 --> 01:56:53,792
I was fired from the gym.
1603
01:56:55,417 --> 01:56:56,542
You guys broke up?
1604
01:56:57,875 --> 01:56:59,500
She cheated on me.
1605
01:57:02,250 --> 01:57:05,625
I didn't have what she was looking for,
so she found someone else.
1606
01:57:07,833 --> 01:57:09,958
She put up a story,
kissing that guy while I was...
1607
01:57:10,083 --> 01:57:12,375
Neil, I'm sorry that you were hurt,
1608
01:57:12,958 --> 01:57:14,708
but that doesn't mean you take revenge.
1609
01:57:15,917 --> 01:57:17,958
I can't believe you would do this, Neil.
1610
01:57:41,917 --> 01:57:43,208
What you are and have…
1611
01:57:45,292 --> 01:57:47,292
maybe she couldn't see it.
1612
01:57:49,083 --> 01:57:50,292
And neither can you.
1613
01:57:50,958 --> 01:57:52,708
That's the problem.
1614
01:58:01,333 --> 01:58:02,333
Yeah.
1615
01:58:48,250 --> 01:58:51,542
"Lala, I hacked
into your account yesterday."
1616
01:58:52,958 --> 01:58:54,667
"I put up that post in your name."
1617
01:58:55,875 --> 01:58:57,292
"I violated your privacy."
1618
01:58:59,292 --> 01:59:01,042
"I wanted to humiliate you."
1619
01:59:01,125 --> 01:59:02,583
"I just wanted to shame you."
1620
01:59:03,542 --> 01:59:05,375
"But what happened since
1621
01:59:06,042 --> 01:59:07,708
"has left me ashamed of myself."
1622
01:59:08,833 --> 01:59:12,292
"I don't have an explanation
for my actions."
1623
01:59:14,375 --> 01:59:17,125
"Except that I wasn't happy with myself."
1624
01:59:19,333 --> 01:59:21,417
"All I saw were my shortcomings."
1625
01:59:22,542 --> 01:59:25,250
"I was so caught up
with what I don't have,
1626
01:59:25,875 --> 01:59:31,292
"that I never saw or appreciated
the things I have."
1627
01:59:37,375 --> 01:59:39,042
"I had forgotten to be grateful."
1628
01:59:41,750 --> 01:59:45,333
"I don't expect to be forgiven, Lala.
I crossed a line."
1629
01:59:45,417 --> 01:59:48,500
"And I'm ready to face the consequences."
1630
01:59:51,500 --> 01:59:55,375
"But I want you and everyone else to know
1631
01:59:55,458 --> 01:59:58,667
"that the things I wrote show my reality."
1632
01:59:59,625 --> 02:00:00,625
"Not yours."
1633
02:00:01,375 --> 02:00:03,333
"I'm truly sorry to have hurt you, Lala."
1634
02:00:04,042 --> 02:00:05,167
"Neil Pereira."
1635
02:00:10,875 --> 02:00:15,750
Dating apps should've made life easier,
but meeting someone is even tougher.
1636
02:00:15,833 --> 02:00:19,125
The thing is, now we reject people
at a superficial level.
1637
02:00:19,750 --> 02:00:22,250
"I don't want to date
somebody named Jignesh."
1638
02:00:23,000 --> 02:00:26,042
She's an investment banker?
No, she'll keep repeating,
1639
02:00:26,125 --> 02:00:28,292
"Mutual fund investments are
subject to market risks."
1640
02:00:28,375 --> 02:00:31,375
"Please read the offer document carefully
before committing."
1641
02:00:33,083 --> 02:00:35,750
In this world of easy judgements
and shallow connections,
1642
02:00:35,833 --> 02:00:37,542
I finally managed to find someone.
1643
02:00:38,042 --> 02:00:41,417
Somebody I could trust,
maybe fall in love with.
1644
02:00:42,875 --> 02:00:43,708
Thank you.
1645
02:00:43,792 --> 02:00:46,500
And in classic Imaad style,
I completely screwed it up.
1646
02:00:47,083 --> 02:00:50,875
For the first time it felt good.
I was comfortable with someone.
1647
02:00:50,958 --> 02:00:52,292
Then a voice from my heart said,
1648
02:00:52,375 --> 02:00:55,250
"Man, it's been a while
since I enjoyed an Arijit Singh song."
1649
02:00:56,833 --> 02:01:01,500
Seriously, the person I've had the longest
and most consistent relationship with
1650
02:01:01,583 --> 02:01:02,750
is my therapist.
1651
02:01:04,875 --> 02:01:06,417
My therapist asked me,
1652
02:01:06,500 --> 02:01:09,958
"Imaad, when was the last time
you had an intimate relationship?"
1653
02:01:10,542 --> 02:01:12,917
I was like, "Last night."
1654
02:01:14,292 --> 02:01:15,625
"It was very intimate."
1655
02:01:16,750 --> 02:01:17,667
And she was like,
1656
02:01:17,750 --> 02:01:20,667
"Imaad, this is my therapy clinic,
not Koffee with Karan."
1657
02:01:22,208 --> 02:01:24,500
"I'm talking about emotional intimacy."
1658
02:01:27,083 --> 02:01:31,208
And for the first time in my life,
even as a comedian, I had no comeback.
1659
02:01:37,042 --> 02:01:38,417
Emotional intimacy.
1660
02:01:41,792 --> 02:01:44,292
I feel like if I open up to people,
1661
02:01:45,000 --> 02:01:46,375
they'll judge me and leave.
1662
02:01:47,292 --> 02:01:50,000
So, before they can leave me,
I leave them.
1663
02:01:51,167 --> 02:01:54,125
I still lose out in the end.
But you see, my ego is on a high.
1664
02:01:57,083 --> 02:01:59,292
I'm used to being alone since I was a kid.
1665
02:01:59,833 --> 02:02:01,750
I was nine when my mother passed away.
1666
02:02:01,833 --> 02:02:04,875
My dad decided he would not spend
the rest of his life alone.
1667
02:02:05,458 --> 02:02:10,375
So every evening, he'd chill with
a Mr. Johnnie Walker, or with an Old Monk.
1668
02:02:12,583 --> 02:02:16,167
This was his version of therapy.
Cheap and effective.
1669
02:02:19,000 --> 02:02:22,458
Sometimes his business partners
would come over for drinks.
1670
02:02:22,542 --> 02:02:25,042
One night dad indulged
in too much therapy,
1671
02:02:25,625 --> 02:02:26,792
so he went to bed.
1672
02:02:27,833 --> 02:02:31,208
His business partner came to me,
and he offered me chocolates.
1673
02:02:32,250 --> 02:02:36,417
Now, for a ten-year-old, to get chocolates
is like winning the lottery.
1674
02:02:40,208 --> 02:02:42,042
He asked me where the washroom was.
1675
02:02:43,708 --> 02:02:44,833
I took him there.
1676
02:02:45,667 --> 02:02:48,208
And suddenly he pulled me in with him.
1677
02:02:51,000 --> 02:02:53,833
Before I could even process
what was happening to me,
1678
02:02:55,208 --> 02:02:56,708
it happened again.
1679
02:02:59,875 --> 02:03:01,042
Then again.
1680
02:03:02,667 --> 02:03:03,917
And another night.
1681
02:03:07,375 --> 02:03:08,833
And more chocolates.
1682
02:03:11,542 --> 02:03:13,625
The wrappers started piling up.
1683
02:03:19,417 --> 02:03:21,125
I know what you guys are thinking.
1684
02:03:21,833 --> 02:03:23,583
Imaad must really like chocolates.
1685
02:03:23,667 --> 02:03:25,333
He'd do anything for them.
1686
02:03:28,708 --> 02:03:32,250
When my dad saw the chocolates, he said,
"Son, these are expensive chocolates."
1687
02:03:32,333 --> 02:03:35,542
I said, "Yeah, Dad. You have no idea."
1688
02:03:37,375 --> 02:03:38,708
What could I have said?
1689
02:03:39,375 --> 02:03:42,083
Your business partner is
mixing business with pleasure?
1690
02:03:52,917 --> 02:03:55,500
What's going on, guys?
Don't be awkward, you can laugh.
1691
02:03:56,875 --> 02:03:58,875
If you don't, you'll spoil my show.
1692
02:03:59,625 --> 02:04:02,917
And I can't even eat chocolates
to cheer myself up.
1693
02:04:11,833 --> 02:04:12,958
Intimacy.
1694
02:04:13,917 --> 02:04:15,500
Into-me-see.
1695
02:04:19,375 --> 02:04:21,833
For the past fifteen years,
I've had only one aim.
1696
02:04:22,708 --> 02:04:24,375
That no one should know my truth.
1697
02:04:27,708 --> 02:04:29,125
No one should see it.
1698
02:04:29,792 --> 02:04:31,875
I snuck my way through life till here.
1699
02:04:33,042 --> 02:04:36,208
I did whatever I had to. I lied.
1700
02:04:36,792 --> 02:04:38,375
Spoiled relationships.
1701
02:04:39,083 --> 02:04:40,542
Cracked stupid jokes.
1702
02:04:41,250 --> 02:04:42,458
To avoid the truth.
1703
02:04:45,125 --> 02:04:47,792
I never even told my friends about it.
1704
02:04:49,042 --> 02:04:52,083
I thought it was my fault.
1705
02:04:54,333 --> 02:04:55,625
That night…
1706
02:04:57,833 --> 02:04:59,708
What could a ten-year-old have done?
1707
02:05:00,667 --> 02:05:02,083
He could've shouted.
1708
02:05:04,208 --> 02:05:06,333
Tried to stop it. Could've run away.
1709
02:05:09,167 --> 02:05:10,625
And since that day,
1710
02:05:12,000 --> 02:05:13,292
all I've done is run.
1711
02:05:17,875 --> 02:05:19,417
But not anymore.
1712
02:05:21,917 --> 02:05:24,292
I've spent 15 years of my life
with this shame.
1713
02:05:26,375 --> 02:05:27,500
I'm done.
1714
02:05:35,792 --> 02:05:38,333
Tonight I'm taking control of my life
back in my hands.
1715
02:05:42,208 --> 02:05:44,750
And there could be
no better place to share.
1716
02:05:45,667 --> 02:05:48,458
'Cause if I regret telling you this,
I can always say,
1717
02:05:49,292 --> 02:05:50,417
"It was a joke."
1718
02:07:07,875 --> 02:07:09,583
It's 31st of December.
1719
02:07:10,167 --> 02:07:11,458
We're a bit older.
1720
02:07:12,042 --> 02:07:13,375
And a lot wiser.
1721
02:07:14,083 --> 02:07:16,333
Wise to the fact that,
like any drug addict
1722
02:07:17,042 --> 02:07:19,167
the problem wasn't chasing the high,
1723
02:07:19,250 --> 02:07:21,000
it was running away from reality.
1724
02:07:22,292 --> 02:07:24,708
We got so lost in our screens,
1725
02:07:24,792 --> 02:07:26,792
we forgot to look within ourselves.
1726
02:07:27,417 --> 02:07:29,750
Since today is a day for new beginnings,
1727
02:07:30,458 --> 02:07:31,667
let's reboot.
1728
02:07:35,167 --> 02:07:36,167
Resolution one.
1729
02:07:38,167 --> 02:07:39,833
Put your phone down.
1730
02:07:40,583 --> 02:07:41,958
And look up.
1731
02:07:44,875 --> 02:07:46,750
Look life in the eye.
1732
02:07:50,000 --> 02:07:51,708
Because life is meant for living.
1733
02:07:52,375 --> 02:07:54,667
Without filters, without lenses.
1734
02:08:00,250 --> 02:08:01,417
Resolution two.
1735
02:08:03,000 --> 02:08:05,417
Take it easy, keep it real.
1736
02:08:06,125 --> 02:08:09,250
Recognize that it doesn't take much
to be happy.
1737
02:08:10,583 --> 02:08:12,958
Only when you truly connect with yourself
1738
02:08:13,542 --> 02:08:15,333
can people truly connect with you.
1739
02:08:16,458 --> 02:08:19,958
We're free of all our woes
That's all we know
1740
02:08:20,542 --> 02:08:24,292
We'll heed our hearts
We'll follow them where they go
1741
02:08:25,458 --> 02:08:26,583
Resolution three.
1742
02:08:26,667 --> 02:08:28,042
Stop the comparisons.
1743
02:08:28,583 --> 02:08:32,667
No one is like you,
and you don't need to be like anyone else.
1744
02:08:34,792 --> 02:08:38,583
Where did we lose ourselves?
1745
02:08:42,750 --> 02:08:46,083
Where did we lose ourselves?
1746
02:08:46,167 --> 02:08:47,250
You are unique.
1747
02:08:47,333 --> 02:08:50,000
The only person better than you today
is you tomorrow.
1748
02:08:57,708 --> 02:08:59,917
Resolution four. Be grateful.
1749
02:09:03,708 --> 02:09:08,750
Say "Thank you."
Loud and clear. Every day.
1750
02:09:10,208 --> 02:09:17,042
Why think of things
That make us feel so low?
1751
02:09:19,458 --> 02:09:23,208
We're free of all our woes
That's all we really know
1752
02:09:25,083 --> 02:09:26,375
And resolution five.
1753
02:09:26,958 --> 02:09:27,958
Find your tribe.
1754
02:09:28,667 --> 02:09:31,875
Because who needs followers
when you have friends?
1755
02:09:37,750 --> 02:09:41,125
Where did we lose ourselves?
1756
02:09:45,750 --> 02:09:51,417
Where did we lose ourselves?