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- [crowd laughing]
- [man] You never know people.
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Those who are closest to you, right,
will surprise you the most.
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Like I was convinced
that it would be impossible
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for my dad to understand
a "situationship".
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So I told him that basically
you hook up with each other, eat together.
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Netflix and chill, that's it.
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No need to share your emotions
or real feelings with each other at all.
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And my dad was like, "Beta, this is what
your mother and I had for many years."
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"It's arranged marriage."
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[all laughing]
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I was like, "Okay, Dad."
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[gentle music playing]
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You never know people.
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I have a close childhood buddy,
we were in boarding school together.
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We both were dreamers.
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And, guys, today he's sitting
right here amongst us.
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And ever since I've stepped on stage,
he's been busy on his phone.
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- [crowd laughing]
- Bro, you had one fucking job.
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Sit in the audience, laugh hysterically,
so I could win this open mic today. Hmm?
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- [crowd laughing]
- Go, Imaad!
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By the way, Neil is neither
in a relationship nor a situationship.
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And I wonder why.
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I mean, he's a gym trainer.
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5'5'' tall. Still lives with his parents.
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What could be wrong?
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- [crowd laughing]
- [laughs]
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Uh...
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And then I have this
other close childhood buddy, Ahana.
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She's my flatmate as well.
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- But ours is not a situation-ship.
- Stop it!
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What we have is a space-ship.
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We give each other way too much space.
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She is in her room. I am in mine.
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I have my girlfriends and she has Rohan.
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[crowd whoops laughs]
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Just look at them, guys.
They're so adorable, man. So cute.
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- Stop.
- [crowd] Aww.
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They have been dating for two years.
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- Three!
- Dating for three years now.
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And I think these lovebirds
may get hitched very soon.
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But you know, Ahana, I'm not ready
for you to leave this space-ship.
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So, Rohan, do us a solid, bro.
After you get married, move in with us.
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- Yeah.
- Done.
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And I've heard that Rohan
is a really good cook.
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Well organized.
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And it's time we got
a full-time house help.
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[crowd laughs]
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Shut up, Imaad!
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Uh, no, but jokes apart,
we'll call him Chhotu. Hmm?
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And it has nothing to do with the pictures
you sent Ahana last night.
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- [Ahana exclaims]
- [crowd laughing]
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[upbeat music playing]
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{\an8}[in Hindi]
♪ All we've got to say is this ♪
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{\an8}♪ We'll live the way we want to live ♪
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{\an8}♪ There's nothing ♪
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♪ That can bring us down ♪
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{\an8}♪ We'll take the path
Our hearts have found ♪
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♪ People go, people stay ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let it happen anyway ♪
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{\an8}♪ These days are new
And nights are young ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let new songs be sung ♪
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♪ Let it happen anyway ♪
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♪ We have all the happiness
We'll ever need ♪
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{\an8}♪ We're masters of our destiny ♪
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{\an8}♪ What can stop us now? ♪
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♪ People go, people stay ♪
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♪ Let it happen anyway ♪
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{\an8}♪ These days are new
And nights are young ♪
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♪ Let new songs be sung ♪
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{\an8}♪ If you feel ♪
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{\an8}♪ Your lover drift away ♪
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{\an8}♪ Just follow ♪
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♪ What your heart will say ♪
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♪ People go, people stay ♪
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♪ Let it happen anyway ♪
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♪ These days are new
And nights are young ♪
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♪ Let new tales be told
New songs be sung ♪
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♪ People go, people stay ♪
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[all in English] Four, three, two, one...
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Happy New Year!
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[in Hindi] ♪ Let new tales be told
New songs be sung ♪
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[song ends]
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- [mellow music playing]
- [horn honking]
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[birds screeching]
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[birds chirping]
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[mellow music continues]
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[cell phone vibrating]
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[in English] Good morning.
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[Richa] Hey, you've left?
Why didn't you wake me up?
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Yeah. You looked so peaceful.
I didn't have the heart.
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[chuckles] How sweet. Call me later?
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Sure. Bye.
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See you.
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[Rohan] I need to be
on my own for some time.
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- Tell me the truth.
- [hesitates] There... There's no one else.
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What's wrong? I don't understand!
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Ahana, I told you,
my life has zero clarity right now.
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- I have no idea what I'm doing.
- What are you doing?
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I need to focus on my career right now.
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So, I just need some space. That's all.
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Are you an astronaut?
Your career needs space?
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[clicks tongue]
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Come on, man. You work at your dad's firm.
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I know you wanna hook up with other girls.
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You know, I just... I'm done. I can't...
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- Can't do what? What's wrong?
- I can't.
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- Huh?
- Nothing's happened.
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Nothing ever happens, man.
Maybe that's the problem!
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- It's about sex? We can work on it.
- Please let's just...
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That's a whole another story.
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I brought up marriage. You freaked out.
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- There's no rush.
- I'm not freaking out.
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I just need a break.
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For how long? One month? Three months?
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I have no idea!
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Mom and Dad, what do I tell them?
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- I don't know.
- So then what do you know?
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[emotional music playing]
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- [music stops]
- [door opens]
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[door closes]
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Is the house on fire?
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What?
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- Why was Rohan running away?
- Tsk. Shut up.
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- [Imaad grunts]
- [sighs heavily]
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Now what? Tell me.
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He wants a break.
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- Since when?
- Since now.
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[grunts]
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Don't worry, he'll come back.
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And if he doesn't,
then there's always arranged marriage.
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- [both chuckling]
- [quirky music playing]
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How was your date?
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Cute. Journalist.
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Cute? Meaning there's a chance
you'll meet her again?
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- You've got issues, bro.
- [chuckles]
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And yeah. Don't tell Neil.
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He doesn't like Rohan.
When we get back, it'll be awkward.
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Okay.
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- [bicycle bell tinkling]
- [horn honking]
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[Neil's mom] Good morning.
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- Baby, your breakfast is ready.
- Thanks, Mama.
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[Neil's mom] And your parcel
arrived yesterday.
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Thank you.
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- How was Mass?
- It was okay.
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- Already over?
- Hmm.
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Didn't you just order this?
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Neil, 8,000?
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Who asked you to check the bill?
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Someone's going to
have to check the bills.
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Every day, 12 egg whites, salmon.
Isn't this much protein enough?
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So I paid for it. I can pay
for the rest too if you want.
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Can we please have our breakfast in peace?
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All I want is for you to save your money.
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And 20 pairs of shoes?
Why do you need so many?
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- I need proper sneakers, Dad.
- [Neil's dad] Ah.
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Your generation doesn't know
the difference between a need and a want.
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Right? More T-shirts, more shorts.
All this, I manage all these things.
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- [blender whirring]
- [pensive music playing]
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[Ahana] I don't know why you're upset
with me. Where did I go wrong?
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Have I really even done anything?
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This isn't our first fight,
won't be our last, either.
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So can you please just tell me
what is the real reason for this break?
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Just don't say you're bored of me.
Or that you like someone else.
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[beeps]
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I just can't understand what you want.
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What is it you're looking for?
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What we have is precious, Rohan.
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I don't know when we stopped
having real conversations.
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Please just call me.
I'll wait for your call.
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[music playing on cell phone]
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[woman] Hold my hand
'cause I'm taking you with me to Lalaland!
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I'm Lala, but of course you know that.
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{\an8}And today I'm taking all of you with me
to sunny, gorgeous Maldives!
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To celebrate you guys!
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All one million of you.
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So let's dance, shake a hip.
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Run on the sand, take a dip in the pool.
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'Cause life is la-la-la!
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All this
at the beautiful Maldives sea villa.
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[scoffs] Guys, what the heck
is she getting a free vacation for?
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She has a million followers, bro.
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No big deal, man.
Put on a bikini and boys will go crazy.
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Just shut up, man.
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She's an influencer.
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Really? Who's influenced
by this inflatable horsey?
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It works, dude. People don't know
all of this is sponsored.
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- The hotels, trips, right?
- Exactly.
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- She's a marketing genius.
- [Ahana] What?
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Looks like the next Neil Pereira rom-com
is going to be out soon.
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Come on, guys. Grow up, man.
She's my client, okay.
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Really? Client?
Didn't you go to the Maldives with her?
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Yeah, so?
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- To carry her luggage?
- [chuckles]
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To train her.
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- To train her!
- Train her.
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You didn't post a selfie with her? Why?
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Huh? She's your client, right?
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Every life update
doesn't need to be online.
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- This guy is kinda shady.
- Very shady.
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[quirky music playing]
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Okay, fine.
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- Fine? Wha... What did you say?
- Fine?
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- Fine, fine.
- Fine what?
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[Imaad] What fine?
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- It's more than that.
- I knew it!
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Since when?
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It's been a few months.
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- It's already been a few months?
- [Neil] Mmm.
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- She didn't want anyone to find out.
- Bro, are we "anyone" now?
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Bro, her followers need to feel like
she's single. Attainable, you know.
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- We're not her followers, okay?
- You're still not following her?
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- No!
- Dude, we are your friends.
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Then act like friends are supposed to.
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Just give me some privacy.
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- Imaad, give him privacy.
- Privacy.
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- We'll give him privacy.
- He wants privacy. Open your mouth.
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00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,958
[Ahana] You want privacy?
We'll show you privacy.
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- Stop it! You're right on my leg!
- [both] Privacy?
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[Ahana] He's blushing! Tickle him more!
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- [music fades]
- [Imaad sighs]
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[upbeat music playing over speakers]
222
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Uh, sorry, sorry.
223
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:23,583
Uh, seriously, bro,
this AI shit could end careers.
224
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Your career might end.
Mine hasn't even started yet.
225
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It'll happen, man. You'll be fine.
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- Hmm.
- You're the man. You're good.
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Good doesn't cut it anymore, bro.
228
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These days you need to have
your own brand and celebrity clients.
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You have one. Lala.
230
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Today it's Lala, then Lolo,
then Bebo. Then Saifu!
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- [both chuckling]
- Right?
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[Imaad sighs]
233
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But seriously, man, I don't know
what the fuck I'm doing with my life.
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I want to start my own gym, man.
That'll be a game changer.
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So go for it.
236
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Yeah, man. What a great idea.
237
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,291
My account has 28,000. I open
two branches this week. What do you think?
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- [mutters]
- [laughs]
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Man, I don't know
what I am doing with my life either.
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00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:11,916
Let's do one thing.
We'll keep at it till we're thirty.
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If we don't catch a break, we have Ahana.
She'll support us for sure.
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I'm sure she's already planning for it.
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Ahana's sorted, you know.
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But that Rohan, why is she with him? Tsk.
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- Rohan wants a break now.
- What?
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I didn't say a word,
you didn't hear a word.
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[quirky music playing]
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Rohan wants a break from Ahana?
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- Guts.
- I know.
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Guts.
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[Neil sighs]
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- Bottoms up!
- Bottoms up!
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[music fades]
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- [crows cawing]
- [birds chirping]
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[alarm ringing]
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[mellow music playing]
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00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:13,958
[incoming text tone chiming]
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[music fades]
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Why has Rohan posted
a picture of a cake in the morning?
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Really?
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- Bro, that's a cupcake.
- So what? Same thing.
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[Neil] How is it the same thing?
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- [Imaad] It's part of the cake family.
- [Neil] So?
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A cupcake has its own identity, right?
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Its own individuality.
Will you call a pastry a cake?
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- Have you lost it?
- You'll call a pastry a pastry. Dumbass.
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[Imaad] An Alsatian,
can't you call it a dog?
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{\an8}[Neil] Stubborn ass! It's okay
to call Messi by some other name?
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[both continue arguing]
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Shut up! Just shut up!
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[groans]
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[door opens, slams shut]
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{\an8}"I want a break," or "I want to break up"?
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Ahana, is the Adrena-Fit
proposal deck ready yet?
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- I've mailed it to you.
- Great. Thank you.
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[indistinct chatter]
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You worked on the strategy
she'll hog all the credit.
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He posted a picture
of a cake this morning.
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- What?
- Yeah, cupcake. And a heart.
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Cupcake?
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Let's check.
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- [intriguing music playing]
- [woman] Stacy Gomes,
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00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:35,125
Mrinalini Jaisinghani,
Trisha Mariwala, Anoushka Gupta.
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00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:37,333
- Kylie Jenner...
- [Ahana] Kylie Jenner?
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00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:39,291
Dude, all boys follow Kylie.
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00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:42,083
- Who's this dream girl?
- [Ahana] Ayush's sister.
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- [woman] Butter Cupcakes?
- [Ahana] Open that.
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That's where the cupcake's from.
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00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,958
- Hmm.
- [woman] "Tanyabuttercupfly."
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[Tanya] Tanya Mehra.
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{\an8}Just a girl with a sweet tooth
and a sweet life. Sparkle emoji.
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Always remember to sprinkle laughter,
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spontaneity and kindness
onto every single cupcake.
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#baketheworldabetterplace.
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Let me see.
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[music fades]
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00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:24,125
- Let's check her stories.
- Then she'll see my name.
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00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:27,250
Come, let's make a fake account. Give.
299
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,583
"I want a break" basically means,
"I want to hook up with someone else."
300
00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:37,916
But you've always insisted
you've never been in a relationship.
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00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,208
- And yet you're so sure?
- I know, right?
302
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,875
I should have be the therapist.
303
00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:45,125
But your cardigan look
is so hard to keep up with.
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00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,208
[chuckles]
305
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,500
Imaad, we are here to discuss
you and your issues. Hmm?
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00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:53,750
- Ahana and my cardigan aren't important.
- Don't you think we're stuck in a loop?
307
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:57,208
I feel you've put up all these
walls around yourself.
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00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,208
And you don't want to allow
anyone to reach out to you.
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00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:02,458
[sighs]
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00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,833
You deserve a healthy,
loving relationship.
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00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:09,000
[chuckles] What I deserve is for my dad
to stop sending me for these sessions.
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[pensive music playing]
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You know, Imaad,
the thing about shame is that
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00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:17,083
the harder you try
to keep covering it all up,
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00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,875
the more power it has over you.
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00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:22,583
But when we talk about it, then you know...
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00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:26,750
It's... It's been 14 years.
I have forgotten it, you should too.
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00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:32,750
So, where's the cardigan from?
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00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:34,041
[music fades]
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00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:36,291
- You're sure this will work?
- Trust me, bro.
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00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,958
It'll strengthen the glutes,
build endurance,
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00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:42,583
- and your knees will be protected.
- That's good.
323
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:44,916
That's it. Squat, hold that, stabilize.
324
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Pelvis tucked in. Chest up, bam!
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00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:49,875
- Shoulders drop, yeah, yeah. Perfect.
- [man] Perfect.
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00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:52,791
- [Neil] Let's go for one last. On one leg.
- [man] All right.
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This will strengthen your glutes.
328
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:58,208
- Help build endurance.
- One, two.
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00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:01,291
Give me one more. Protect you from injury.
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00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,083
Drop your shoulders. Pelvis in.
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00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,625
[dreamy music playing]
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00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,500
Breathe. Smile.
333
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:09,583
Nicely done.
334
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:12,666
- Why can't I look like Malaika?
- [man] Take this slightly up.
335
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:13,750
Why do you need to?
336
00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:16,500
Take care of yourself
and that makes you beautiful, right?
337
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:19,791
- Come on, nine, ten.
- [sighs] Whatever.
338
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,625
- My back...
- [Neil] Anita, let's go.
339
00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:23,833
- Don't worry about it.
- Eleven.
340
00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:26,750
I might not know
what's the capital of Uganda,
341
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,333
but I sure as hell know what Malaika Arora
wore to the gym yesterday.
342
00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:31,583
[crowd laughs]
343
00:19:31,666 --> 00:19:33,958
Our attention span has never been lower.
344
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:36,000
Earlier, we'd sit through
a five-day test match.
345
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:39,083
Now, if the first five seconds
of a video are not exciting,
346
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:41,541
- we say, "What crap, get lost."
- [all laughing]
347
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:44,875
I think the only people
who can perform in less than five seconds
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00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:46,250
are Indian men in bed.
349
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,041
- [crowd laughs, cheers]
- [laughing]
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00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,083
[enthralling music playing]
351
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,791
You are relating to it too much.
352
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,166
[laughing]
353
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,708
Are you guys together?
354
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,000
Sorry, sir.
355
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,791
[crowd laughing, cheering]
356
00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:02,333
{\an8}[Imaad] If we see an online profile
of person whose life we aspire to live,
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00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:04,625
{\an8}we can't help but follow them instantly.
358
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:09,166
{\an8}We know that checking out that profile
will make us insecure and depressed,
359
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,958
{\an8}and yet we follow them willingly.
360
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:12,541
{\an8}How stupid is that, man?
361
00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:16,291
If you want a daily reminder
that you are a disappointment,
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00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:17,458
just call your dad.
363
00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:20,458
Because he still feels that his son
is going to be the next big thing.
364
00:20:20,541 --> 00:20:21,583
[crowd laughing]
365
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,166
Recently, I read a survey which said
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00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:27,250
that on average, a person
checks his phone 224 times a day.
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00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:30,666
{\an8}You know, if you do something 224 times,
368
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:33,541
{\an8}it stops being an activity,
it becomes an addiction.
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00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:34,958
[crowd laughing]
370
00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:38,125
And we have become addicted
to other peoples' lives.
371
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:42,708
Enough, now! The eyes have gone blind
and the brain's dumbed down.
372
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,833
I don't give a damn about
what you're doing, thinking or eating.
373
00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:48,250
I've better things to do.
374
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,666
Like finding out what Malaika Arora
wore to the gym today.
375
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,375
[whistling, cheering]
376
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:55,291
That's my time, thank you so much.
377
00:20:55,958 --> 00:20:59,458
Also... also we have a very special guest
tonight, and a dear friend.
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00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:01,708
Please give it up for Sapan Verma!
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00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:03,333
[crowd cheering, whistling]
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00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:09,291
Hello! Give it up for Imaad, everybody.
Come on, once more!
381
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:12,875
We want a little more
commercial material, you know.
382
00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:15,000
Something that could be
a meme, go viral.
383
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:18,916
Tap into that tier two, tier three space,
man. Take it to the next level.
384
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,458
Is this my next level?
Become a meme or a virus?
385
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:24,125
Of course. Okay, listen.
386
00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:26,375
Next week, there's a high-profile wedding.
387
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:28,583
- You will host it.
- And you will dance.
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00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:32,666
- Bye, Melbun.
- That means we're on, right?
389
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:36,666
- [Imaad's dad] Watched Vir Das's special?
- [Imaad] Yeah, I did.
390
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:37,750
It was okay.
391
00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:39,458
[Jazz music playing over speakers]
392
00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:40,541
Just okay?
393
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,375
Well, I really liked it.
He was working with the audience so well.
394
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:47,416
- When is your show happening?
- [glasses clink]
395
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:50,250
- It'll happen. These things take time.
- Have a cutoff.
396
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:51,916
When I was your age, I was...
397
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,416
I know, Dad.
You had your own car and kids.
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00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,958
And you even walked on the moon.
Am I right?
399
00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:59,583
I can take care of myself, Dad.
Don't worry.
400
00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:00,666
I know you can.
401
00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:03,500
All I'm saying is,
be smart about your choices.
402
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:06,958
The house and money your mom left you
won't be enough for the rest of your life.
403
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:09,083
- Hmm?
- Hmm.
404
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:12,750
[girl 1] Imaad bhaiya!
405
00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,000
- Hey!
- [giggles]
406
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:17,000
- Hello! Hello, hello.
- Hello! Hi!
407
00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:19,125
- Bedtime?
- [girl 2] Yes.
408
00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:20,041
- Hmm?
- [girl 2] Yes.
409
00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:22,750
- Give bhaiya a kiss quick. Come on.
- [Imaad's dad] Come on.
410
00:22:23,916 --> 00:22:26,041
- [train horn blares]
- [birds screeching]
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00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:27,458
Drive the knee up.
412
00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:29,416
[upbeat music playing over speakers]
413
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,916
Close. That's it. Good. Come down.
414
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:37,958
Yeah, now all the way up,
and maintain that line.
415
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,875
Kettlebell close.
416
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:43,000
- Engage the core. Lala, focus!
- [clicks tongue]
417
00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:45,958
- Damn!
- What's up?
418
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,333
Nothing, that uncle
is always staring into my window.
419
00:22:49,416 --> 00:22:50,291
Which uncle?
420
00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:52,125
- Nothing.
- Huh?
421
00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:54,916
[Lala] Don't open it.
He's standing right there, watching me.
422
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,500
You should complain about him.
423
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,916
- What do I say?
- That he's always looking into your house.
424
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:04,333
- Then most Indians would be in jail, no?
- Unbelievable!
425
00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:05,958
[mellow music playing]
426
00:23:06,041 --> 00:23:09,166
- You're cute.
- Finish your set, come on.
427
00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:10,250
[Imaad claps]
428
00:23:14,916 --> 00:23:16,916
And very professional.
429
00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:21,166
[enthralling music playing]
430
00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:32,541
I want you to meet Ahana and Imaad.
431
00:23:34,375 --> 00:23:35,791
What's your scene tomorrow?
432
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:39,458
I'm actually
taking my parents out for dinner.
433
00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:41,083
Oh.
434
00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:42,375
But some other time?
435
00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:44,416
Yeah, sounds good.
436
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,625
[music fades]
437
00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:49,750
Come, let's get some squats in.
Come on. Let's go, let's go!
438
00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:51,250
[doorbell rings]
439
00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:56,708
Zeeshan?
440
00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:58,625
- Hi, Simran.
- Hi.
441
00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:00,375
[mellow music playing]
442
00:24:01,416 --> 00:24:02,583
- Oh.
- [both chuckle]
443
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,375
- Please come in.
- Thanks.
444
00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:08,916
- [door closes]
- Oh, wow!
445
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,166
[Simran] I...
446
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:17,041
- I mean, I wasn't expecting this.
- Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
447
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,833
No, no, it's really nice.
It's got character.
448
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:24,625
Some things are so new, and some
feel like they've always been here.
449
00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:33,208
[chuckles] So I think
we should just jump right into it.
450
00:24:33,291 --> 00:24:37,125
At first, you may feel a bit awkward,
but, you know...
451
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:40,250
Um, usually, I allow cameras
only after a few dates. So...
452
00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:41,333
[both chuckle]
453
00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:43,541
I said I wanted to take your pictures.
454
00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:46,125
Mmm, wasn't that an excuse to come over?
455
00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:48,083
No, I'm a photographer.
456
00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:50,958
It's a project I'm doing.
It's called "The people of Tinder."
457
00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:53,875
Nice. Do you want to interview me?
458
00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:55,500
- [camera clicks]
- Kinda.
459
00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,083
Con artist.
460
00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:58,916
[chuckles] That's me.
461
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,125
[music fades]
462
00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:05,500
So you want to meet
the person behind the profile?
463
00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:08,125
Thanks. I guess.
464
00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:12,041
I want to understand who you are
and what you are when you are all alone.
465
00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:13,500
But am I really alone?
466
00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:16,500
Yeah, okay, I know.
Just ignore me. Do your thing.
467
00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:21,750
Ah. Tough. Your presence
is why your art is getting affected.
468
00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:26,708
- You interested or should I make a move?
- Are you breaking up with me?
469
00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:29,625
[both laughing]
470
00:25:29,708 --> 00:25:31,375
{\an8}[enchanting music playing]
471
00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:33,218
- [camera clicks]
- [Simran] How old are you?
472
00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:34,291
Twenty-five.
473
00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:38,625
- What do you do?
- I'm a stand-up comic.
474
00:25:38,708 --> 00:25:41,250
Do you know
what's the problem with political jokes?
475
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,875
That every once in a while,
they get elected.
476
00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:44,958
Why comedy?
477
00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:47,958
- Hey, what's up, Dad?
- [laughs]
478
00:25:48,875 --> 00:25:51,833
When did you actually realize
that you were funny?
479
00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:56,291
Probably when I was sad.
480
00:25:58,500 --> 00:25:59,541
[camera clicks]
481
00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:01,291
[emotional music playing]
482
00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:04,958
- What's with this ring?
- [camera clicking]
483
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:08,958
Uh, it's Ammi's ring.
484
00:26:13,541 --> 00:26:14,541
[music fades]
485
00:26:14,583 --> 00:26:15,833
You ever been in love?
486
00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:17,791
- [camera clicking]
- Um...
487
00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:21,666
What? Come on,
never had your heart broken?
488
00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:23,833
Just once.
489
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:25,708
How old were you then?
490
00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:27,750
Um...
491
00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:30,208
- Nine.
- Nine?
492
00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:33,125
We don't get to choose that shit.
493
00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:36,083
[mellow synth music playing]
494
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,625
"So, have you ever
fallen in love, senorita?"
495
00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:44,833
[chuckles]
496
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,250
Uh-huh. Yeah.
497
00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:52,375
[camera clicks]
498
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:56,875
[music fades]
499
00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:58,000
Bye, Zeeshan.
500
00:27:00,291 --> 00:27:01,916
Um, it's Imaad.
501
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,583
- What?
- Zeeshan is just for Tinder.
502
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:05,666
My name is Imaad.
503
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,208
What?
504
00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,083
Bye.
505
00:27:10,166 --> 00:27:12,166
[enthralling synth music playing]
506
00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:28,250
[Simran] Sometimes, the simplest way to
shift perspective is to shift cities.
507
00:27:29,375 --> 00:27:32,416
Life is a collection of moments.
508
00:27:33,875 --> 00:27:35,416
Choose your lens wisely.
509
00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:43,500
[rap song playing]
510
00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:47,875
Ashish, let's go, brother. No stopping.
511
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:49,333
Squat deeper. Engage the core.
512
00:27:49,416 --> 00:27:51,291
Less of shoulders. Engage the core.
513
00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:53,083
Keep going. No stopping. Keep...
514
00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,666
- [Ashish grunts]
- Ah.
515
00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:56,875
- Take it easy.
- Dude.
516
00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:58,416
[upbeat music playing over speakers]
517
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:01,041
- Yeezy 350s?
- [chuckles] Yeah, bro.
518
00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:03,250
Been trying to
cop these babies for months.
519
00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:07,000
- Thirty seconds up. Come on. [grunts]
- Bro.
520
00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:08,875
You're killing me, bro.
521
00:28:08,958 --> 00:28:11,833
[chuckles] That's why I ask you
to come to the set gym.
522
00:28:11,916 --> 00:28:14,291
When you see others,
you'll feel motivated.
523
00:28:14,375 --> 00:28:16,333
Too many people there. Not my scene.
524
00:28:16,416 --> 00:28:17,791
- [Neil] Hmm.
- [grunting]
525
00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:21,583
Wait till my studio opens, bro.
It'll be the perfect fit for you.
526
00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:23,666
[intriguing music playing]
527
00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:25,791
- You're opening a studio?
- Yeah.
528
00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:28,833
Not more than ten clients at a time.
Tailor-made services for each.
529
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:32,083
Calisthenics, CrossFit, power lifting,
yoga, you name it.
530
00:28:32,666 --> 00:28:33,666
Superb, bro.
531
00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:35,958
- Sign me up, baby.
- [chuckles]
532
00:28:36,041 --> 00:28:37,375
All right. Let's get it.
533
00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:39,791
Squat. That's it!
534
00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:41,333
I just did a market survey.
535
00:28:41,416 --> 00:28:43,958
The fitness industry is booming.
You have to do it.
536
00:28:44,041 --> 00:28:46,875
- I'm working on a budget now.
- You need a business plan.
537
00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:49,583
If there's only ten people at a time,
how will you make money?
538
00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:51,125
[Neil] Hmm.
539
00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:54,041
The space needs to be exclusive
so you can charge more.
540
00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:56,375
Investors need to feel like
the idea's scalable, right?
541
00:28:56,958 --> 00:28:58,041
Yeah. Yeah.
542
00:28:58,125 --> 00:29:01,208
You know what I think?
There should be two studios in Mumbai.
543
00:29:01,291 --> 00:29:04,875
- One in Bangalore, one in Delhi.
- Dude, that is the dream.
544
00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:08,666
Or you can launch an app.
You can have a nutritionist.
545
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:12,791
You can have specialized meals,
athleisure, diet plans.
546
00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:15,333
- You can have kickboxing, Zumba.
- [chuckles] Shit.
547
00:29:15,416 --> 00:29:16,666
[Ahana] Everything.
548
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:18,666
What?
549
00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:21,250
MBA, bitches!
550
00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:22,333
[chuckles]
551
00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:25,166
[clicks tongue]
552
00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:28,541
All I need is someone like you,
I'll be sorted.
553
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:32,791
Why someone "like" me? I'm here, no.
554
00:29:32,875 --> 00:29:34,791
[hopeful music playing]
555
00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:35,875
And your job?
556
00:29:37,291 --> 00:29:38,125
So, I'll quit.
557
00:29:38,208 --> 00:29:39,208
[Imaad] Hmm?
558
00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:41,000
Nothing's working out anyway.
559
00:29:42,708 --> 00:29:44,916
You'll run everything.
You set up the studio,
560
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,041
I'll do expansion and management.
561
00:29:50,041 --> 00:29:53,458
- [chuckles] You're hired. Let's do this.
- Seriously?
562
00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:56,666
[chuckles] You're hired!
What about the money?
563
00:29:56,791 --> 00:29:59,916
We'll make a killer pitch,
and we'll flirt with the investors.
564
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,500
- [snaps fingers]
- [Imaad clears throat] Guys.
565
00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:03,583
I'm in.
566
00:30:05,541 --> 00:30:08,666
- Tell me how much money you'll need.
- How?
567
00:30:10,791 --> 00:30:13,333
So, Mom left me some money,
my inheritance,
568
00:30:13,416 --> 00:30:17,250
need to invest it someplace wisely.
So... that's how.
569
00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:20,458
- Bro, you're serious?
- [chuckles] Yeah.
570
00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:23,000
Imaad, we accept your investment offer.
571
00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:27,375
But, guys, it'll take time to break even,
so you guys have to be sure.
572
00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:32,500
Guys. [clears throat] If I must invest,
I'd rather do it in the both of you.
573
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:33,583
I trust you guys.
574
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,875
Fuck! Guys, is this actually happening?
575
00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:39,166
- It is.
- [Imaad] Uh-huh.
576
00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:41,541
Shit! Oh, shit!
577
00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:46,083
- To the Jungle Gym.
- To the Jungle Gym?
578
00:30:46,708 --> 00:30:49,625
- To the Jungle Gym.
- I love it. I love it.
579
00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:51,250
To the Jungle Gym!
580
00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:54,458
So, come on, guys, let's take
our friendship to the next level!
581
00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:56,166
- [laughing]
- [Ahana chuckles]
582
00:30:58,541 --> 00:31:00,250
- Let's reach!
- Yeah!
583
00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:01,375
[all cheering]
584
00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:03,500
[upbeat dance music playing]
585
00:31:12,708 --> 00:31:14,000
[imperceptible]
586
00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:17,958
♪ I wanna see you dance ♪
587
00:31:18,041 --> 00:31:19,500
[imperceptible]
588
00:31:23,416 --> 00:31:25,583
♪ I wanna see you dance ♪
589
00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:27,958
- [man] Sir, your bill.
- Ah, I got it. Here.
590
00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:30,583
- Hey. You get it every time, man.
- Chill, man.
591
00:31:30,666 --> 00:31:34,166
- [club music playing over speakers]
- Do boys really like all this? Huh?
592
00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:37,000
- Let it go. Why you looking at it?
- I made a fake account.
593
00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:38,083
What?
594
00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:41,458
Or he'll figure out that I'm stalking him
and checking out his stories.
595
00:31:41,541 --> 00:31:44,708
[Imaad] So ask him directly.
Why are you being a detective?
596
00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:47,500
She needs to block Rohan. And drink.
597
00:31:47,583 --> 00:31:48,500
[laughter]
598
00:31:48,583 --> 00:31:49,583
Fine.
599
00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:52,208
- Cheers.
- Cheers, cheers, cheers.
600
00:31:52,291 --> 00:31:53,291
[Ahana chuckles]
601
00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:54,500
Isn't that Lala?
602
00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:57,041
It is, right?
603
00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,000
- [Ahana] Huh?
- [Imaad] Yes. That's her.
604
00:32:00,791 --> 00:32:01,833
I'll be back.
605
00:32:03,416 --> 00:32:04,666
[imperceptible]
606
00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,083
[both] Who's she with?
607
00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:08,291
[chuckles]
608
00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:09,916
- [both] Jinx.
- [clicks tongue]
609
00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:12,041
- Where do you want to do it?
- Hey.
610
00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:13,250
We can do it at any...
611
00:32:14,416 --> 00:32:16,083
- Hi.
- Hi.
612
00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:19,291
Um...
613
00:32:19,375 --> 00:32:21,208
Kartik, Neil.
614
00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:22,583
Neil's my trainer.
615
00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:26,375
Oh, so you're responsible
for the way she looks, huh?
616
00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:27,458
- Stop.
- [chuckles]
617
00:32:28,666 --> 00:32:31,125
- I need a drink. Do you want something?
- I'm good.
618
00:32:31,208 --> 00:32:33,250
- How about you? Drink?
- Cheers.
619
00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:41,708
So? Weren't you going out
for dinner with your parents tonight?
620
00:32:41,791 --> 00:32:44,958
Yeah, I was. But they slept early.
621
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,208
Kartik is launching his own gin company.
622
00:32:49,291 --> 00:32:52,750
And... [chuckles] I could be the face
of his online campaign.
623
00:32:52,833 --> 00:32:54,958
It's a really big deal for me, Neil.
624
00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:02,041
Yeah. You know what?
Um, I... I want a crate of that gin.
625
00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:02,958
I'm trying.
626
00:33:03,041 --> 00:33:04,416
- Bro.
- Sorry.
627
00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:07,458
- Uh, have a good night.
- You too.
628
00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:08,541
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
629
00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:12,916
- Ahana, hi!
- Aisha, hi.
630
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,875
- Congratulations!
- Thank you! Thank you!
631
00:33:15,958 --> 00:33:18,166
I saw the photos.
Maldives must've been amazing.
632
00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:21,583
Oh, my God, babe,
he first proposed to me in a car, babe.
633
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,500
Like... Like in a parking lot.
634
00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:27,541
I was like, "Press pause, please.
We're doing this on a beach."
635
00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:29,708
- Shit. Parking lot?
- [Aisha] Right?
636
00:33:29,791 --> 00:33:31,375
- How dare he?
- Imagine!
637
00:33:31,458 --> 00:33:33,625
He wasn't even
thinking about your followers?
638
00:33:33,708 --> 00:33:35,541
- [Melbun] He should have.
- Classic.
639
00:33:35,625 --> 00:33:37,250
- Hi, Imaad.
- [chuckles] Hi.
640
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:39,250
Always a pleasure. [chuckles]
641
00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:40,875
- So you're coming?
- [Ahana] Yes.
642
00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:44,250
- Counting you in. You too, babe. 100%?
- Yeah. Yes, 100%.
643
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:45,875
- Neil, I'm getting married!
- Hey.
644
00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:46,958
I need another drink.
645
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,875
- [Aisha] I'm so excited!
- Let's drink up.
646
00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:51,041
[upbeat music playing]
647
00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:52,416
♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
648
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:54,750
[in Hindi] ♪ This is my kinda song ♪
649
00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:58,375
[in English] ♪ You had better sing along
It's been really really long ♪
650
00:33:58,458 --> 00:34:02,208
[in Hindi] ♪ Come on
Come to me, my love ♪
651
00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:06,083
[in English] ♪ I wanna see you dance ♪
652
00:34:07,916 --> 00:34:09,875
♪ I wanna see you dance ♪
653
00:34:10,541 --> 00:34:11,541
[camera shutter clicks]
654
00:34:11,625 --> 00:34:13,333
♪ I wanna see you dance ♪
655
00:34:15,541 --> 00:34:17,458
♪ I wanna see you dance ♪
656
00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:21,250
♪ I wanna see you dance ♪
657
00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:25,250
♪ I wanna see you dance ♪
658
00:34:27,125 --> 00:34:29,416
♪ I wanna see you dance ♪
659
00:34:31,166 --> 00:34:33,083
♪ I wanna see you dance ♪
660
00:34:35,166 --> 00:34:36,708
♪ I wanna see you dance ♪
661
00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:41,375
{\an8}♪ I wanna see you dance ♪
662
00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:45,166
♪ I wanna see you dance ♪
663
00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:48,750
♪ I wanna see you dance ♪
664
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,708
♪ I wanna see you dance ♪
665
00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:53,791
[song ends]
666
00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:58,375
[line ringing]
667
00:35:01,208 --> 00:35:03,166
Rohan, I really need to talk to you.
668
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:06,250
I swear I won't say a word
about our break-up. [sighs]
669
00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:07,916
Rohan, just tell me the truth.
670
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,875
What the fuck?
Why can't you just call me back?
671
00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:13,250
I bet you're seeing Cupcake.
It's disgusting.
672
00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:15,958
Like, I... I just knew
that this was going to happen.
673
00:35:16,041 --> 00:35:19,041
Rohan, you coward. Just pick up!
674
00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:21,625
Am I not good enough for you?
What's wrong with me?
675
00:35:21,708 --> 00:35:24,041
This is a stupid game,
and you're gonna call me back.
676
00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:26,791
I love you and it's gonna
be fine, okay? I promise.
677
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:28,625
[automated voice] ...is not answering.
678
00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:31,541
[sniffles, sighs]
679
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:34,291
[sobbing]
680
00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:37,791
- [woman] Thank you, guys.
- [man] Thank you.
681
00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:39,958
Hope to see you again soon.
682
00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:41,291
After you, madame.
683
00:35:41,958 --> 00:35:44,583
[Ahana] She looks so happy,
stealing my presentation.
684
00:35:44,666 --> 00:35:46,583
How can she be so shameless, bro?
685
00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:49,083
- [man] Bye.
- [woman] Yes. Buh-bye.
686
00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:52,625
- I'm done with this job.
- [cell phone vibrates]
687
00:35:52,708 --> 00:35:55,708
[woman] Let's review this meeting.
I think it went very well.
688
00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:57,416
[cell phone vibrates]
689
00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:59,375
[somber music playing]
690
00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:07,416
At least he's sorry.
691
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:09,333
No?
692
00:36:10,208 --> 00:36:12,583
Sorry because he's actually seeing Tanya.
693
00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:25,166
Ahana.
694
00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:31,166
Call me later?
695
00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:33,250
[somber music continues]
696
00:36:52,958 --> 00:36:54,166
[cell phone vibrates]
697
00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:17,708
[music fades]
698
00:37:17,791 --> 00:37:19,666
[Ahana] Rohan, you coward. Just pick up!
699
00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:23,000
Ahana, I made you some coffee.
700
00:37:23,583 --> 00:37:25,666
What's happened? Why you looking so sad?
701
00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:26,750
[Imaad grunts]
702
00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:30,750
Aren't you running late for work?
703
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,708
I took the day off.
704
00:37:32,791 --> 00:37:34,291
- Mmm.
- [cell phone vibrates]
705
00:37:38,583 --> 00:37:40,125
Hey, look at this.
706
00:37:41,541 --> 00:37:42,541
Cute.
707
00:37:42,625 --> 00:37:44,958
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Nice.
708
00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:48,666
[Simran over voice message]
Wanna see more? Come over today.
709
00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:52,375
You're gonna go over, Imaad?
You wanna see more?
710
00:37:52,458 --> 00:37:54,083
- [laughs]
- [quirky music playing]
711
00:37:54,166 --> 00:37:58,416
You gotta work on our million-dollar idea.
Dad wants to see the business plan, okay?
712
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:02,500
And stalking Cupcake... stops right away.
713
00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:05,875
This is disgusting!
714
00:38:05,958 --> 00:38:08,708
- Your coffee is a fail!
- Divorce!
715
00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:11,625
[Neil's dad] You're asking
friends for money?
716
00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:13,791
But I'm not asking for money, Dada.
717
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:16,125
Imaad is investing in this.
It's his business too.
718
00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:18,458
If he pays for your expenses,
he'll treat you like crap.
719
00:38:18,541 --> 00:38:21,875
- You want him to treat you like a servant?
- You're talking about my best friend.
720
00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:25,625
- Never mix business with friendship.
- Can you stop generalizing?
721
00:38:25,708 --> 00:38:26,541
[Neil scoffs]
722
00:38:26,625 --> 00:38:27,958
[tense music playing]
723
00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:32,333
You know a lot about running a business?
Doing accounts for others all your life?
724
00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:34,666
- [Neil's mom] Neil.
- [Neil] What? It's true.
725
00:38:35,958 --> 00:38:37,125
- [music fades]
- [beeps]
726
00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:40,416
- What are you doing? This is too fast.
- You need cardio, Anita.
727
00:38:41,125 --> 00:38:43,833
I need cardio. Not a cardiac arrest.
728
00:38:43,916 --> 00:38:45,375
[upbeat music playing over speakers]
729
00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:47,208
Sorry, one sec. Keep running.
730
00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:50,458
- Yo, Harsh.
- I'm heading to Alibaug for the weekend.
731
00:38:50,541 --> 00:38:52,791
- Okay.
- Malaika Arora has a session today.
732
00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:54,041
You'll have to take it.
733
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:58,041
Sure, bro, that'll be great. Yeah.
That'll be great. Thanks, man.
734
00:38:58,125 --> 00:38:59,541
You got this. Make me proud.
735
00:38:59,625 --> 00:39:01,375
- All right, cheers.
- Cheers.
736
00:39:02,458 --> 00:39:04,083
[enthralling music playing]
737
00:39:15,041 --> 00:39:17,333
[imperceptible]
738
00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:43,500
[music fades]
739
00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:46,041
- [Malaika] Oh, my God!
- Oh, shit.
740
00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:49,208
- You killed me today, Neil.
- No, you killed it.
741
00:39:49,291 --> 00:39:51,166
- Come on.
- Awesome.
742
00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:52,916
All right. I'll see you soon.
743
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,250
- Bye.
- Bye.
744
00:39:56,541 --> 00:39:59,125
- You want a picture?
- No, it's all right. [chuckles]
745
00:39:59,208 --> 00:40:01,458
- Come on, let's get one.
- It's okay. You sure?
746
00:40:01,541 --> 00:40:03,666
- Yeah, come on.
- Wow, okay. Thanks.
747
00:40:03,750 --> 00:40:04,958
- Hold on to this.
- Sure.
748
00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:06,666
[enthralling music playing]
749
00:40:08,291 --> 00:40:09,791
- [camera shutter clicks]
- Yep.
750
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:12,250
What's your handle?
751
00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:16,000
Uh... @neilpereira96.
752
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:20,291
If you would have asked me for it,
I might have said no.
753
00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:22,875
- But I like this picture.
- It's great.
754
00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:24,833
- Bye, see you soon.
- See you. See you.
755
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:26,916
- Uh, Malaika...
- Yeah?
756
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Oh.
757
00:40:28,541 --> 00:40:31,125
- Thanks for killing me.
- Yeah. [chuckles]
758
00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:38,291
Fuck!
759
00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:39,583
{\an8}[keyboard clacking]
760
00:40:41,083 --> 00:40:42,083
[music fades]
761
00:40:44,166 --> 00:40:45,250
[cell phone vibrates]
762
00:40:55,541 --> 00:40:56,666
[cell phone vibrates]
763
00:40:57,250 --> 00:40:58,833
[ominous music playing]
764
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,583
[cell phone vibrates]
765
00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:49,625
[whimsical music playing]
766
00:41:52,458 --> 00:41:53,958
[camera shutter clicking]
767
00:42:36,291 --> 00:42:37,291
[music fades]
768
00:42:44,916 --> 00:42:46,041
[cell phone vibrates]
769
00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:47,750
[ominous music playing]
770
00:42:51,208 --> 00:42:52,541
[cell phone vibrates]
771
00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:55,208
[cell phone vibrates]
772
00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:57,833
[cell phone continues vibrating]
773
00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:06,208
[cheerful music playing]
774
00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:07,958
{\an8}[popping]
775
00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:23,625
[notifications dinging]
776
00:43:25,666 --> 00:43:26,666
[grunts]
777
00:43:34,541 --> 00:43:36,416
[upbeat music playing]
778
00:43:42,958 --> 00:43:44,041
{\an8}[popping]
779
00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:01,291
[music fades]
780
00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:05,250
[thunder rumbling]
781
00:44:17,375 --> 00:44:18,916
He's taking photos of me.
782
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:22,208
Who? That uncle?
783
00:44:22,291 --> 00:44:23,791
He's even tagged me.
784
00:44:25,041 --> 00:44:28,083
It's shot from that window.
Who else could it be?
785
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:29,458
"Paresh Phadnis."
786
00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:31,833
Dude, what a creep!
787
00:44:31,916 --> 00:44:34,791
- This bastard!
- Neil, I've reported it.
788
00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:38,333
Neil, where are you going?
789
00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:40,666
[intense music playing]
790
00:44:50,875 --> 00:44:52,583
[Paresh] Go see who's at the door.
791
00:44:53,666 --> 00:44:54,791
[doorbell rings]
792
00:44:55,333 --> 00:44:57,458
- Where's Paresh Phadnis?
- [woman] Who are you?
793
00:44:58,291 --> 00:45:01,458
Hey. Come here. Come here, you asshole.
Come here. Come here.
794
00:45:01,541 --> 00:45:03,041
Did you upload these photos?
795
00:45:05,416 --> 00:45:08,458
- Yeah, I did it. What's the problem?
- You're stalking a girl.
796
00:45:08,541 --> 00:45:10,791
Posting photos of her
and tagging her in them.
797
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,208
This is harassment.
You don't see a problem?
798
00:45:16,166 --> 00:45:17,875
- Get the hell out of here.
- Neil.
799
00:45:17,958 --> 00:45:20,500
If she doesn't want people to look,
why put up a show?
800
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:22,500
What is she showing?
801
00:45:23,083 --> 00:45:26,583
Have you seen her clothes?
She's showing it all.
802
00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:30,250
If she can put up such posts,
what's wrong if I do?
803
00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:31,833
- [woman] Paresh!
- Neil!
804
00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:34,416
It's her body, not yours.
805
00:45:35,041 --> 00:45:39,083
She's free to do what she likes.
Okay? Back off.
806
00:45:40,541 --> 00:45:42,750
- Get it?
- Neil, there's a child. Let's go.
807
00:45:47,125 --> 00:45:48,125
[music fades]
808
00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:50,500
Stay the hell away from her.
809
00:45:55,291 --> 00:45:56,875
I can't believe you did that.
810
00:46:00,291 --> 00:46:03,500
I can't believe people think they can do
whatever on social media and it's okay.
811
00:46:06,875 --> 00:46:08,333
[mellow music playing]
812
00:46:15,291 --> 00:46:16,375
Are you okay?
813
00:46:18,166 --> 00:46:20,083
- [Simran] Hold it like a pen.
- [Imaad laughs]
814
00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:21,875
- Like this?
- Yeah, and swirl.
815
00:46:21,958 --> 00:46:24,666
- Swirl. Swirl. And?
- [laughing]
816
00:46:24,750 --> 00:46:26,916
- No.
- What's so funny?
817
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,750
[soft music playing over speakers]
818
00:46:28,833 --> 00:46:30,416
I came to Mumbai for two weeks,
819
00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:33,291
and here I am, a year and a half later,
with a 25-year-old kid.
820
00:46:41,916 --> 00:46:43,666
- I'm not a kid.
- Hmm.
821
00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:47,416
Then stop acting like one.
And pour me some wine, please.
822
00:46:48,708 --> 00:46:50,541
- Okay.
- Okay.
823
00:46:52,125 --> 00:46:53,125
Okay.
824
00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:04,291
[Simran] That's Adil.
825
00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:06,916
We were together for six years.
826
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:11,625
[somber music playing]
827
00:47:12,750 --> 00:47:14,958
- Cancer?
- Yeah.
828
00:47:21,916 --> 00:47:22,958
I'm sorry.
829
00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:28,125
Yeah, it's messed up.
830
00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:31,583
It is.
831
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,416
This shoot was Adil's idea really.
832
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,416
It feels like he was showing me a way out,
833
00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:43,625
you know, just to say goodbye.
834
00:47:48,458 --> 00:47:50,625
- [sniffles]
- [scoffs] I'll need some more.
835
00:47:50,708 --> 00:47:52,041
[both chuckle]
836
00:47:53,791 --> 00:47:55,875
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
837
00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:57,333
[Imaad sighs]
838
00:47:57,416 --> 00:47:59,916
We're lucky, aren't we,
that we're artists?
839
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,500
If nothing else, our work gives us
an outlet to feel without eyes.
840
00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:05,625
- [chuckles] I'm a stand-up comic.
- So?
841
00:48:06,208 --> 00:48:09,041
Humor is your coping mechanism.
A way to speak your mind.
842
00:48:09,125 --> 00:48:11,005
- Hmm.
- You share your perspective with people.
843
00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:12,125
You're an artist.
844
00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:14,791
I'm an artist. Hmm?
845
00:48:14,875 --> 00:48:16,291
[both chuckle]
846
00:48:19,958 --> 00:48:21,708
Tell me what happened to your mom.
847
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,458
Um... Leukemia.
848
00:48:28,916 --> 00:48:30,375
How old were you at the time?
849
00:48:31,083 --> 00:48:32,083
Nine.
850
00:48:34,041 --> 00:48:36,625
Yeah, we don't get to choose
that shit, do we?
851
00:48:37,708 --> 00:48:39,291
[enchanting music playing]
852
00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:55,875
- [music fades]
- [bird screeching]
853
00:48:56,625 --> 00:48:57,625
[Imaad] Ahana!
854
00:48:57,708 --> 00:49:00,500
[woman on video] This is what
the experiment was about.
855
00:49:00,583 --> 00:49:01,875
Knock, dude!
856
00:49:01,958 --> 00:49:06,583
[woman] It's two worlds that are just
gonna collide right now. And I wanna say...
857
00:49:06,666 --> 00:49:10,125
You skipped work again, today?
What's going on with you?
858
00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:12,833
- Tsk. Relax, Mom.
- [video stops]
859
00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:15,916
- [scoffs]
- Where were you? At the photographer's?
860
00:49:16,916 --> 00:49:18,625
The photographer's name is Simran.
861
00:49:19,208 --> 00:49:20,583
[quirky music playing]
862
00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:24,916
Ooh, her name is so hot! Had fun?
863
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,125
None of your business. Done with lunch?
864
00:49:29,083 --> 00:49:31,333
- [sultrily] None of your business.
- [chuckles]
865
00:49:31,416 --> 00:49:32,625
Now get out.
866
00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:35,708
- Get up. Get up!
- Imaad! Imaad! Imaad!
867
00:49:35,791 --> 00:49:37,708
[upbeat music playing over speakers]
868
00:49:37,791 --> 00:49:38,833
Yes!
869
00:49:39,416 --> 00:49:40,958
He hasn't even called you yet?
870
00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:43,750
What a bastard, man.
871
00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:48,666
- Listen, why don't we work out together.
- Please, I have enough pain in my life.
872
00:49:49,250 --> 00:49:50,708
You'll have fun, I promise.
873
00:49:50,791 --> 00:49:52,166
Imaad will join us, right?
874
00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:53,458
No, thank you.
875
00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:57,125
Imaad's got to focus
on his modelling career now.
876
00:49:57,208 --> 00:49:59,750
For his new photographer girlfriend.
877
00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:02,750
He's in love.
878
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,125
[playful music playing]
879
00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:06,583
- Who are you conning this time?
- Forget about me.
880
00:50:06,666 --> 00:50:08,916
- You build your muscles. Bob the Builder.
- [laughs]
881
00:50:11,125 --> 00:50:12,666
Defensive. All right.
882
00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:16,208
[singsong] Imaad loves the photographer.
Imaad loves the photographer.
883
00:50:16,291 --> 00:50:18,625
I liked you better
when you were depressed.
884
00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:20,416
- [exclaims]
- [Neil] Yeah, no.
885
00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:22,875
They've met twice.
886
00:50:24,541 --> 00:50:25,875
- Twice already?
- Yes, twice.
887
00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:27,718
- That's a long-term relationship.
- I agree.
888
00:50:27,791 --> 00:50:29,125
We only talked, okay?
889
00:50:30,416 --> 00:50:31,333
[Ahana chuckles]
890
00:50:31,416 --> 00:50:32,916
You talk to your hook-ups now?
891
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,125
- [Ahana] All night long!
- [Neil laughs]
892
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,541
- [Imaad] Fuck off, guys!
- Bro!
893
00:50:37,625 --> 00:50:39,458
Aww, he's feeling shy.
894
00:50:39,541 --> 00:50:42,833
Imaad, man, it's love.
It happens. You can't control it.
895
00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:44,625
- [Imaad] Shut up, man.
- Correct.
896
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:48,000
I'm heading out.
I have a meeting. With Melbun.
897
00:50:48,083 --> 00:50:49,500
- Hmm? Bye.
- Bye.
898
00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:50,791
Bye.
899
00:50:51,875 --> 00:50:52,875
[music fades]
900
00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:54,416
She's pretty cool actually.
901
00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:58,583
[therapist] And?
Is there anything romantic there?
902
00:50:59,291 --> 00:51:01,750
Um... We kissed, twice.
903
00:51:05,166 --> 00:51:07,583
It's really not such a big deal
that you write it down.
904
00:51:07,666 --> 00:51:10,041
You're not rushing into anything.
That's good.
905
00:51:10,791 --> 00:51:13,375
I mean, we're friends.
906
00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:17,166
Mmm, I think that she also feels
the same way about me.
907
00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:21,541
Interesting. You're thinking
about what's playing on her mind.
908
00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:23,958
[gentle music playing]
909
00:51:24,041 --> 00:51:25,083
[chuckles]
910
00:51:29,041 --> 00:51:30,416
[Imaad's dad] Looking good.
911
00:51:31,208 --> 00:51:32,208
[music fades]
912
00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:34,708
Your share should be more
and Ahana's lesser.
913
00:51:35,458 --> 00:51:37,708
She's the CEO
and you can always replace her.
914
00:51:38,291 --> 00:51:40,458
Ahana's made the plan.
And you want me to replace her?
915
00:51:40,541 --> 00:51:41,708
[both chuckle]
916
00:51:42,416 --> 00:51:44,666
- She was always the smarter one.
- Hmm.
917
00:51:45,208 --> 00:51:46,666
Do you trust the two of them?
918
00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:50,375
Dad, they are my only friends.
Everyone should have an equal share.
919
00:51:51,750 --> 00:51:52,750
Okay.
920
00:51:52,833 --> 00:51:55,125
Starting my own business
is a big opportunity, sir
921
00:51:55,208 --> 00:51:57,083
Finally, my MBA will help.
922
00:51:57,166 --> 00:52:00,541
- Also a big risk, but all the best, Ahana.
- Thank you, sir.
923
00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:03,083
- You have a two-month notice period.
- Yes, of course.
924
00:52:03,166 --> 00:52:05,750
- I'll miss you, Ahana.
- Tsk. Don't be silly!
925
00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:07,708
You never really needed me anyway.
926
00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:12,333
- Thank you, sir.
- Bye, Ahana. Thank you.
927
00:52:12,416 --> 00:52:13,791
[groovy music playing]
928
00:52:13,875 --> 00:52:15,583
[imperceptible]
929
00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:44,666
♪ You know, you know
What's in that head of yours ♪
930
00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:47,375
♪ You also know
You can't just be so sure ♪
931
00:52:47,458 --> 00:52:48,750
♪ So I'll ask you ♪
932
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,416
♪ Well, I'll ask you ♪
933
00:52:52,083 --> 00:52:55,500
♪ You know, you know, you know
You want escape ♪
934
00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:58,208
♪ You know you're trying not to hesitate ♪
935
00:52:58,291 --> 00:52:59,625
♪ Let me ask you ♪
936
00:52:59,708 --> 00:53:01,958
♪ Let me ask you right now ♪
937
00:53:02,041 --> 00:53:05,083
♪ Are you a cool kid?
Are you a cute kid? ♪
938
00:53:05,166 --> 00:53:07,250
♪ Do you fit in?
And do they like it? ♪
939
00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:10,666
♪ Tell me what can you do
To make it okay ♪
940
00:53:10,750 --> 00:53:13,500
♪ To make it look
Like you don't wanna be like them ♪
941
00:53:13,583 --> 00:53:15,708
♪ Cool kid?
Are you a cute kid? ♪
942
00:53:15,791 --> 00:53:18,375
♪ Do you fit in?
And do they like it? ♪
943
00:53:18,458 --> 00:53:21,375
♪ Tell me what can you do
To make it okay ♪
944
00:53:21,458 --> 00:53:24,541
♪ To make it look
Like you don't wanna be like them ♪
945
00:53:25,125 --> 00:53:27,916
♪ You can hate or you can not ♪
946
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,250
[imperceptible]
947
00:53:29,333 --> 00:53:33,916
♪ In the end you still wanna be
At the same spot ♪
948
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,166
♪ That's anyway got no meaning ♪
949
00:53:36,250 --> 00:53:38,958
♪ The only thing that joins them is
What they're dealing ♪
950
00:53:39,041 --> 00:53:41,541
♪ Trust me you're better off
You're gonna get nothing ♪
951
00:53:42,125 --> 00:53:44,583
♪ Gеt nothing ♪
952
00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:48,416
♪ I wait one second and I buy me timе ♪
953
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:51,250
♪ Looking everywhere
Checking are you looking fine ♪
954
00:53:51,333 --> 00:53:53,958
♪ There's no pressure
Oh yeah, yeah, sure ♪
955
00:53:54,041 --> 00:53:56,458
♪ I'd love to believe that's how I feel ♪
956
00:53:56,541 --> 00:53:59,041
♪ Sitting in the corner
Waiting for your white line ♪
957
00:53:59,125 --> 00:54:01,916
♪ Thinking all about it
Do you really feel fine? ♪
958
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,500
♪ There's no pressure
Oh yeah, yeah, sure ♪
959
00:54:04,583 --> 00:54:07,250
♪ I'd love to believe
That's just how I feel ♪
960
00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:13,916
♪ That's just how I feel ♪
961
00:54:16,875 --> 00:54:19,166
{\an8}♪ That's just how I feel ♪
962
00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:24,458
♪ How I feel
That's just how I feel ♪
963
00:54:24,541 --> 00:54:28,458
♪ That's just, that's just
That's just how I... ♪
964
00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:33,000
[imperceptible]
965
00:54:46,833 --> 00:54:49,958
[imperceptible]
966
00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:03,625
♪ Are you a cool kid?
Are you a cute kid? ♪
967
00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:05,958
♪ Do you fit in?
And do they like it? ♪
968
00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:08,833
♪ Tell me what can you do
To make it okay ♪
969
00:55:08,916 --> 00:55:11,666
♪ To make it look
Like you don't wanna be like them ♪
970
00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:14,583
♪ Cool kid?
Are you a cute kid? ♪
971
00:55:14,666 --> 00:55:17,041
♪ Do you fit in?
And do they like it? ♪
972
00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:20,041
♪ Tell me what can you do
To make it okay ♪
973
00:55:20,125 --> 00:55:22,875
♪ To make it look
Like you don't wanna be like them ♪
974
00:55:23,541 --> 00:55:24,541
No!
975
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Happy birthday.
976
00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:44,333
[song ends]
977
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,666
[Ahana] Oh, my God!
You've got her a Gucci?
978
00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:49,208
[Lala] Nice, right?
979
00:55:49,916 --> 00:55:51,708
It's super nice.
980
00:55:51,791 --> 00:55:54,416
Way to go, Neil.
You've outdone yourself this time.
981
00:55:55,416 --> 00:55:57,375
And I wanted a black one only.
982
00:55:57,458 --> 00:55:58,916
- [Imaad] Really?
- Yeah.
983
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:02,375
Oh, and also, let us know
when you want to have dinner.
984
00:56:02,458 --> 00:56:04,166
Yeah, it's all ready, so...
985
00:56:04,750 --> 00:56:07,791
- Where's everyone else?
- I wanted to keep it intimate.
986
00:56:08,541 --> 00:56:11,458
- So intimate?
- Yeah.
987
00:56:12,916 --> 00:56:15,833
- Sweet of you to include us.
- Of course, darling.
988
00:56:15,916 --> 00:56:17,750
[amusing music playing]
989
00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:18,833
Catch!
990
00:56:20,041 --> 00:56:21,041
[both chuckle]
991
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:23,708
- Raunak.
- Yeah?
992
00:56:23,791 --> 00:56:25,166
- Candids.
- [Raunak] Oh, yes.
993
00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:30,375
Okay, guys, let's pretend
to have some fun! Come.
994
00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:32,958
- Oh, my God.
- [Lala] Okay. Um...
995
00:56:33,583 --> 00:56:35,250
You'll... You'll give this to me?
996
00:56:35,791 --> 00:56:37,458
- Birthday present.
- Oh, okay.
997
00:56:38,166 --> 00:56:40,125
- [Lala gasps]
- [camera shutter clicking]
998
00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:41,625
Really?
999
00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:44,750
{\an8}- Say Dior!
- Dior.
1000
00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:47,875
Most of my shoots are done by Raunak only.
1001
00:56:49,083 --> 00:56:54,041
By the way, you two are quite cute.
Why aren't you dating each other?
1002
00:56:54,125 --> 00:56:55,333
She's out of my league,
1003
00:56:55,416 --> 00:56:57,708
but I was thinking,
if your friends were here,
1004
00:56:57,791 --> 00:56:59,708
you could have made
some introductions.
1005
00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,208
- My influencer gang?
- Yeah.
1006
00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:03,750
[scoffs] Please.
1007
00:57:03,833 --> 00:57:07,000
They were using me, you know,
to, uh, increase their following.
1008
00:57:07,583 --> 00:57:11,375
- Oh, no.
- Yeah, so they were canceled for tonight.
1009
00:57:12,666 --> 00:57:14,791
Neil's been getting
a lot of new followers.
1010
00:57:14,875 --> 00:57:16,416
- [Lala] Hmm.
- Is he also using you?
1011
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,416
No. Not him.
1012
00:57:19,041 --> 00:57:21,250
- But this is what happens?
- Imaad, stop it.
1013
00:57:21,333 --> 00:57:24,708
The moment you become famous,
people just stop acting normal.
1014
00:57:24,791 --> 00:57:27,041
Um, what's your definition of normal?
1015
00:57:28,375 --> 00:57:29,375
Excuse me?
1016
00:57:35,916 --> 00:57:39,041
{\an8}[all] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1017
00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:40,458
{\an8}Yay!
1018
00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:44,291
- [camera shutter clicking]
- [Lala gasps]
1019
00:57:44,375 --> 00:57:45,375
[Ahana chuckles]
1020
00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:47,958
- Raunak.
- [Raunak] Smile.
1021
00:57:48,041 --> 00:57:49,750
[camera shutter clicking]
1022
00:57:50,416 --> 00:57:51,833
- Wanna get the plates?
- Come.
1023
00:57:51,916 --> 00:57:53,666
- Napkins too, hmm?
- Yeah.
1024
00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:55,583
- [Raunak] Nice.
- Raunak.
1025
00:57:55,666 --> 00:57:56,666
[Raunak] Hmm.
1026
00:57:57,291 --> 00:57:59,583
That, uh, last picture, delete it, okay?
1027
00:57:59,666 --> 00:58:00,750
- This one?
- Hmm.
1028
00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:02,541
- Okay.
- Nice.
1029
00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:04,416
[Sapan] Imaad Ali!
1030
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:06,291
[crowd cheering]
1031
00:58:09,791 --> 00:58:10,708
[man 1] Go, Imaad!
1032
00:58:10,791 --> 00:58:13,208
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
1033
00:58:14,750 --> 00:58:17,666
There are three things in life
that I absolutely don't get.
1034
00:58:18,166 --> 00:58:22,250
The possibility of life on Mars.
The size of Jupiter.
1035
00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:24,500
And the existence of
1036
00:58:25,041 --> 00:58:25,875
influencers.
1037
00:58:25,958 --> 00:58:27,000
[crowd laughing]
1038
00:58:28,250 --> 00:58:29,708
Hope no influencers here.
1039
00:58:29,791 --> 00:58:31,500
Come on then, it's okay. Let's go for it!
1040
00:58:31,583 --> 00:58:33,208
[laughing]
1041
00:58:33,291 --> 00:58:36,291
What sort of a job is this?
What are their kids going to say?
1042
00:58:36,375 --> 00:58:40,500
Back in our time, "Ma'am, my dad
is a multinational company's CEO."
1043
00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:42,208
And now, 20 years later...
1044
00:58:42,291 --> 00:58:45,708
[in kid's voice] "Ma'am, my dad dances
on Instagram reels and sells soap."
1045
00:58:45,791 --> 00:58:48,750
"Use promo code Sparkle20 to get 20% off."
1046
00:58:48,833 --> 00:58:50,500
[crowd laughing, cheering]
1047
00:58:52,791 --> 00:58:55,291
[in normal voice] One of my friends
is dating this influencer.
1048
00:58:55,375 --> 00:58:58,708
- [crowd] Ooh.
- Which is, uh... I'm... I'm happy for him.
1049
00:58:58,791 --> 00:59:00,750
- [chuckles]
- [scattered laughs]
1050
00:59:00,833 --> 00:59:05,208
But I think she's so out of his league
that it looks like a paid partnership.
1051
00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:06,416
[crowd laughs]
1052
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:09,583
She doesn't scream in bed,
she gives him a shoutout.
1053
00:59:09,666 --> 00:59:11,083
[crowd exclaims]
1054
00:59:11,166 --> 00:59:12,791
She doesn't say, "Say my name."
1055
00:59:12,875 --> 00:59:15,291
She goes, "Like, share and subscribe."
1056
00:59:15,791 --> 00:59:17,041
[laughing]
1057
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,458
She doesn't want him to find the G-spot.
1058
00:59:21,541 --> 00:59:23,541
She wants him to press the bell icon.
1059
00:59:23,625 --> 00:59:25,125
[crowd laughing, whistling]
1060
00:59:25,208 --> 00:59:26,208
[imperceptible]
1061
00:59:28,166 --> 00:59:31,625
I mean, people have
used the Internet to cause revolutions.
1062
00:59:31,708 --> 00:59:32,958
And this woman is like,
1063
00:59:33,041 --> 00:59:34,541
"Hey, guys. I'm off to the Maldives
1064
00:59:34,625 --> 00:59:37,291
living it up at this exotic villa
by the beach."
1065
00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:39,750
"You enjoy the small joys
of your middle-class existence
1066
00:59:39,833 --> 00:59:43,708
and fantasize about this vacation
that you can't afford. Okay? Toodles!"
1067
00:59:43,791 --> 00:59:45,291
"Toodles!" I love it.
1068
00:59:45,375 --> 00:59:46,583
[crowd cheering]
1069
00:59:50,916 --> 00:59:54,125
Don't get me wrong. I don't have a problem
that she went to the Maldives.
1070
00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:55,833
It's that she came back.
1071
00:59:55,916 --> 00:59:57,166
[crowd laughing]
1072
00:59:58,750 --> 01:00:02,500
My friend, her so-called boyfriend,
used to be her gym trainer, earlier.
1073
01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:04,416
Which is funny...
1074
01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:07,291
- [snickers]
- [crowd laughs]
1075
01:00:08,333 --> 01:00:11,458
...because now they're both working out,
but their relationship is not.
1076
01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:13,791
- [tense music playing]
- [crowd laughing]
1077
01:00:13,875 --> 01:00:14,708
[person whoops]
1078
01:00:14,791 --> 01:00:16,083
- It's a joke.
- Yeah.
1079
01:00:16,166 --> 01:00:19,083
He's less of a boyfriend,
and more of an unpaid intern now.
1080
01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:22,958
Because she refuses to
publicly acknowledge the relationship.
1081
01:00:23,041 --> 01:00:26,708
Because apparently, she needs
to look "single and attainable."
1082
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:29,708
So, I told my friend,
"It's not a big deal."
1083
01:00:29,791 --> 01:00:31,541
"Let the relationship be a secret."
1084
01:00:31,625 --> 01:00:33,541
"Her following
on Instagram will stay intact,
1085
01:00:33,625 --> 01:00:35,416
so will your social status and respect."
1086
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,083
[crowd laughing]
1087
01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:38,791
But I'm very happy for him, man.
1088
01:00:38,875 --> 01:00:41,250
Actually, I'm genuinely
very happy for him.
1089
01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:43,750
So what if he doesn't get love or respect,
1090
01:00:43,833 --> 01:00:46,458
he's definitely getting 20% off on soaps.
1091
01:00:46,541 --> 01:00:48,000
[laughing, cheering]
1092
01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:51,833
[man 2] Go, Imaad!
1093
01:00:58,583 --> 01:00:59,625
[chuckles]
1094
01:01:00,458 --> 01:01:02,875
So, guys, give it up
for our next performance.
1095
01:01:02,958 --> 01:01:05,708
We have our own
Backstreet Boys from Bandra.
1096
01:01:05,791 --> 01:01:07,666
Magik with a K.
1097
01:01:07,750 --> 01:01:09,500
- [whooping]
- [crowd cheering]
1098
01:01:11,166 --> 01:01:13,083
- Suddenly started raining.
- [woman] I know.
1099
01:01:13,166 --> 01:01:14,458
[man] My clothes are wet.
1100
01:01:16,958 --> 01:01:19,708
Yo! Where the ladies at?
1101
01:01:21,291 --> 01:01:22,375
Give me a cigarette.
1102
01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:29,041
Don't tell me that offended you.
1103
01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:32,500
That stuff was personal, bro.
1104
01:01:33,750 --> 01:01:35,583
It was meant to be between us.
1105
01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:40,333
- But I didn't even mention your name.
- That's not the point.
1106
01:01:40,416 --> 01:01:41,625
[tense music playing]
1107
01:01:41,708 --> 01:01:43,750
Is that really what you think of me?
1108
01:01:44,791 --> 01:01:47,166
- Dude, it was a joke.
- It wasn't funny at all.
1109
01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:49,958
Bro, it was insulting.
1110
01:01:50,041 --> 01:01:51,125
[scoffs]
1111
01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:54,541
You made me look like a fool, dude.
In front of everyone.
1112
01:01:54,625 --> 01:01:57,041
Not an insult, an exaggeration.
A humorous take.
1113
01:01:57,125 --> 01:01:58,291
On my life?
1114
01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:02,708
Bro, if you have anything at all to say
about me or my relationship,
1115
01:02:03,291 --> 01:02:04,750
say it to my face.
1116
01:02:04,833 --> 01:02:05,875
[hesitates] What?
1117
01:02:05,958 --> 01:02:09,291
A relationship? Bro, I didn't even know
you were in a relationship.
1118
01:02:11,833 --> 01:02:15,833
[hesitates] What do you mean?
What do you... What do you mean? Huh?
1119
01:02:15,916 --> 01:02:19,458
Um... Maybe you can't see it,
but Lala isn't serious about you, bro.
1120
01:02:19,541 --> 01:02:22,416
- Oh, my God!
- But again that's just my opinion.
1121
01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:27,083
So, you're telling me that you also have
an opinion about what Lala thinks?
1122
01:02:27,166 --> 01:02:28,166
Bro, what do you...
1123
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,416
You behaved like an asshole at her house,
and I didn't say anything.
1124
01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:35,791
- I'm sorry.
- I let it go. No.
1125
01:02:35,875 --> 01:02:39,333
I'm sorry if you felt that way
but that was not my intention. Okay?
1126
01:02:39,416 --> 01:02:42,291
And about today,
I'm a comedian, I tell it like I see it.
1127
01:02:42,375 --> 01:02:45,375
- I see. Is that what it is?
- Yeah. And it's all about confidence, man.
1128
01:02:45,458 --> 01:02:48,333
Can't you take a joke?
Why are you here? Go to the gym.
1129
01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:57,500
- Stop it, guys! What are you doing, Neil?
- What did you say? What did you say?
1130
01:02:58,750 --> 01:03:01,083
Just because you're
investing in the gym, bro,
1131
01:03:01,166 --> 01:03:03,500
doesn't mean you can say anything
and get away with it.
1132
01:03:03,583 --> 01:03:04,833
We're not your servants.
1133
01:03:04,916 --> 01:03:07,750
- What's that got to do with anything?
- It's connected, Ahana.
1134
01:03:08,666 --> 01:03:10,083
I lack confidence?
1135
01:03:11,083 --> 01:03:13,250
Everything I've done,
is under my own steam.
1136
01:03:13,333 --> 01:03:15,083
I'm not funded by my father like him.
1137
01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:17,958
- Neil.
- Entitled prick!
1138
01:03:18,541 --> 01:03:21,875
You tell it like you see it? Do you see
anything unusual about your behavior?
1139
01:03:21,958 --> 01:03:23,541
[Ahana] That's enough. Stop it.
1140
01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:25,500
Maybe talk about your Tinder addiction?
1141
01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:29,625
Asshole! He can't handle
the slightest hint of intimacy.
1142
01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:33,625
You're emotionally stunted, bro!
1143
01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:36,625
You're a sex addict. Do you understand?
1144
01:03:37,166 --> 01:03:39,958
Make jokes about that stuff.
That could be hilarious.
1145
01:03:40,041 --> 01:03:42,666
Who knows? Maybe it'll
get you a special on Netflix.
1146
01:03:45,166 --> 01:03:46,666
[somber music playing]
1147
01:03:53,541 --> 01:03:54,541
[music fades]
1148
01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:55,916
[wind blowing]
1149
01:03:58,291 --> 01:04:00,000
[pensive music playing]
1150
01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:11,875
[poignant music playing]
1151
01:04:49,375 --> 01:04:50,500
[music fades]
1152
01:04:52,083 --> 01:04:53,333
[notification dings]
1153
01:04:55,041 --> 01:04:59,125
[Melbun] Bro, we should pitch this show
to Netflix. This shit is killer.
1154
01:04:59,208 --> 01:05:03,208
She doesn't say, "Say my name."
She goes, "Like, share and subscribe."
1155
01:05:03,291 --> 01:05:04,666
[crowd laughing]
1156
01:05:04,750 --> 01:05:07,041
- She doesn't...
- [Neil sighs] Give me a towel.
1157
01:05:07,541 --> 01:05:08,541
Brr! It's cold.
1158
01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:11,250
[tense music playing]
1159
01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,000
You said that he won't be at home.
1160
01:05:22,666 --> 01:05:23,666
I lied.
1161
01:05:25,791 --> 01:05:27,791
- Neil.
- [Neil] Just grow up, Ahana!
1162
01:05:29,041 --> 01:05:30,166
[door slams shut]
1163
01:05:33,375 --> 01:05:36,750
For how long will you avoid him?
We're starting a business together.
1164
01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:39,000
If we don't pay the deposit,
we could lose the place.
1165
01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:41,208
I have no problem
at all with the business.
1166
01:05:41,291 --> 01:05:42,291
Please rent the place.
1167
01:05:42,875 --> 01:05:45,416
Then why don't you try
and talk to him, huh?
1168
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:48,000
He wants me to return
the investment money to you.
1169
01:05:48,083 --> 01:05:50,708
- He'd like us to pitch the idea.
- Dude, he hit me!
1170
01:05:50,791 --> 01:05:52,000
[somber music playing]
1171
01:05:52,083 --> 01:05:53,708
And you want me to talk to him?
1172
01:05:55,333 --> 01:05:57,125
I've quit my job for this, Imaad!
1173
01:05:57,208 --> 01:05:58,833
[Imaad] So go tell him about it.
1174
01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:05,333
[music fades]
1175
01:06:10,583 --> 01:06:11,625
Here you are.
1176
01:06:12,125 --> 01:06:13,166
This is Ashley.
1177
01:06:13,250 --> 01:06:15,458
He has been hired now
to fill your position.
1178
01:06:16,666 --> 01:06:17,666
So excited.
1179
01:06:19,583 --> 01:06:21,166
You can start the handover.
1180
01:06:22,708 --> 01:06:23,708
Come.
1181
01:06:25,583 --> 01:06:27,000
[indistinct chatter]
1182
01:06:29,458 --> 01:06:33,166
[man on video] Knee-length. Ankle-length.
Now it's a balloon on your toes.
1183
01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:34,500
[crowd laughing]
1184
01:06:34,583 --> 01:06:35,583
Don't wear it.
1185
01:06:46,458 --> 01:06:48,125
[mellow music playing]
1186
01:07:02,541 --> 01:07:04,416
[enchanting music playing]
1187
01:07:14,375 --> 01:07:15,875
[camera shutter clicking]
1188
01:07:19,833 --> 01:07:21,125
[music fades]
1189
01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:26,041
- [door opens]
- Tsk.
1190
01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:28,041
- Knock, dude!
- What is this?
1191
01:07:30,541 --> 01:07:32,666
Have you installed a pool in our bathroom?
1192
01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:33,791
Shut up.
1193
01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:36,000
Slipped into a bikini right after work?
1194
01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:43,375
You're doing this for Rohan, right?
1195
01:07:44,541 --> 01:07:46,041
I'm doing this for myself.
1196
01:07:47,208 --> 01:07:49,958
[scoffs] I saw his comment.
1197
01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:52,333
I'm just having fun.
1198
01:07:53,291 --> 01:07:54,583
You want to have fun?
1199
01:07:55,125 --> 01:07:56,208
[enthralling music playing]
1200
01:07:56,291 --> 01:08:00,041
"Loves to travel?" No. "Wanderlust?"
1201
01:08:01,208 --> 01:08:03,666
Dude, I'm not a Tinderella type.
1202
01:08:04,916 --> 01:08:07,125
Chill! Don't go to his place
on the first date.
1203
01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:09,000
A bar or a restaurant should do.
1204
01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:11,125
But your dates
always come over the first time.
1205
01:08:11,833 --> 01:08:14,208
Well, good for them
that I'm not a bad boy.
1206
01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:16,000
[scoffs]
1207
01:08:16,083 --> 01:08:17,083
Okay.
1208
01:08:18,041 --> 01:08:19,083
No.
1209
01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:20,916
Yes. Nice.
1210
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,541
[gasps] Oh!
1211
01:08:22,625 --> 01:08:25,083
Tsk. Zeeshan looks interesting.
1212
01:08:25,166 --> 01:08:27,291
Tsk. What a nice guy.
1213
01:08:27,375 --> 01:08:29,375
Look! Zeeshan with a puppy.
1214
01:08:29,916 --> 01:08:33,583
[gasps] Zeeshan with a baby.
Is it borrowed?
1215
01:08:34,166 --> 01:08:36,250
You done yet? Now swipe left.
1216
01:08:36,333 --> 01:08:37,333
[chuckles]
1217
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:42,583
What are you doing on Tinder?
1218
01:08:44,666 --> 01:08:46,250
But I thought you liked Simran.
1219
01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:48,291
Yeah.
1220
01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,125
I know you like Simran.
1221
01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:54,041
Delete it.
1222
01:08:54,125 --> 01:08:55,708
[pensive music playing]
1223
01:08:57,833 --> 01:08:58,958
Cute.
1224
01:08:59,041 --> 01:09:00,561
- [movie playing in Hindi]
- [laughing]
1225
01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:04,500
[disco music playing]
1226
01:09:05,666 --> 01:09:08,416
[Imaad in Hindi] "Ram Singh,
I'm gonna be the mother of your child!"
1227
01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:09,708
[both laughing]
1228
01:09:09,791 --> 01:09:12,625
[in English] I had no idea
that you liked these kind of films.
1229
01:09:12,708 --> 01:09:14,958
But when did I say that I liked the film?
1230
01:09:15,541 --> 01:09:19,083
You didn't need to say anything at all.
You were laughing the most. [chuckles]
1231
01:09:19,166 --> 01:09:22,666
You know, this serious artist act
that you're putting on all the time,
1232
01:09:23,416 --> 01:09:24,791
I can see right through it.
1233
01:09:25,416 --> 01:09:27,541
"Oh, you've seen
right through to my soul!"
1234
01:09:27,625 --> 01:09:28,625
[Imaad chuckles]
1235
01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:39,583
Did you try speaking to Neil?
1236
01:09:41,125 --> 01:09:42,125
Not yet.
1237
01:09:46,625 --> 01:09:49,041
So, do you think
you avoid intimacy actually?
1238
01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:53,916
I was using Tinder just for fun.
I wasn't putting so much thought into it.
1239
01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:02,166
You thought I was avoiding intimacy?
1240
01:10:02,750 --> 01:10:05,458
[Simran] I actually
wanted the popcorn. [chuckles]
1241
01:10:06,541 --> 01:10:08,541
[enchanting music playing]
1242
01:10:17,958 --> 01:10:23,208
[in Hindi] ♪ Let me stay in your arms ♪
1243
01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:32,791
♪ Just for a little longer ♪
1244
01:10:35,875 --> 01:10:39,750
♪ How I wish ♪
1245
01:10:40,833 --> 01:10:44,583
♪ The tide of this drunken moment ♪
1246
01:10:45,833 --> 01:10:51,916
♪ Pulls me in and I lose myself ♪
1247
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,791
♪ In your arms ♪
1248
01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:06,833
♪ In your arms ♪
1249
01:11:22,958 --> 01:11:23,958
[song ends]
1250
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,916
[in English] These are
five-year projections,
1251
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,750
with worst-case and best-case scenarios.
1252
01:11:28,333 --> 01:11:31,416
- You memorized the entire presentation?
- [Ahana chuckles]
1253
01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:34,333
Vision is what we need.
This is too limited.
1254
01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:37,375
Needs to be more commercial.
Scale it up a lot more.
1255
01:11:38,125 --> 01:11:41,583
If we scale up too much, uh,
it won't be premium anymore.
1256
01:11:41,666 --> 01:11:42,666
Exactly.
1257
01:11:42,750 --> 01:11:44,958
Our model offers better value
per square foot
1258
01:11:45,041 --> 01:11:46,458
and we can expand over time.
1259
01:11:46,541 --> 01:11:50,875
I see. So you were not wasting time
at the gym after all? Hmm?
1260
01:11:50,958 --> 01:11:53,416
- [laughing]
- No, no. I was recruiting the right guys.
1261
01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:54,916
- [all laugh]
- [man] Okay.
1262
01:11:58,291 --> 01:11:59,833
What are the kids going to say?
1263
01:11:59,916 --> 01:12:04,041
Back in our time, "Ma'am,
my dad's a multinational company's CEO."
1264
01:12:04,666 --> 01:12:05,833
Now, 20 years later...
1265
01:12:05,916 --> 01:12:09,208
[in kid's voice] "Ma'am, my dad dances
on Instagram reels and sells soap."
1266
01:12:09,291 --> 01:12:10,291
[crowd laughs]
1267
01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:13,583
"Use promo code Sparkle20 to get 20% off."
1268
01:12:14,125 --> 01:12:15,250
[laughing]
1269
01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:18,250
[sighs]
1270
01:12:18,291 --> 01:12:20,333
[in normal voice] One of my friends is,
1271
01:12:21,041 --> 01:12:23,250
uh, dating this big-time influencer.
1272
01:12:23,333 --> 01:12:24,493
- [man 1] Wow.
- [man 2] Whoo!
1273
01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:28,041
And I thought she's so out of his league
that it's a paid partnership.
1274
01:12:28,125 --> 01:12:30,291
[crowd laughing, clapping]
1275
01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:34,833
She doesn't scream in bed,
she gives him a shoutout.
1276
01:12:35,791 --> 01:12:36,958
She doesn't...
1277
01:12:37,666 --> 01:12:39,333
[pensive music playing]
1278
01:12:45,333 --> 01:12:46,791
Anyway, uh...
1279
01:12:46,875 --> 01:12:48,791
Remember when the Internet was introduced?
1280
01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:51,625
We thought, wow, it's an encyclopedia.
1281
01:12:52,625 --> 01:12:54,458
The world is at our fingertips.
1282
01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:55,958
This will change humanity.
1283
01:12:56,666 --> 01:13:01,333
And now for 20 minutes...
the entire night, we're watching videos.
1284
01:13:06,125 --> 01:13:08,375
[man 3] Where's the punchline, bro?
1285
01:13:08,916 --> 01:13:11,083
- Okay, uh...
- [man 4 in Hindi] How about a joke, man?
1286
01:13:11,166 --> 01:13:15,333
[in English] Guys, uh, please welcome back
our host, Rebecca, for the evening.
1287
01:13:15,416 --> 01:13:16,291
Thank you.
1288
01:13:16,375 --> 01:13:17,875
[scattered claps]
1289
01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:21,333
[Melbun] Imaad.
1290
01:13:21,416 --> 01:13:23,333
[Rebecca] Hey, guys! Give it up for Imaad.
1291
01:13:23,416 --> 01:13:25,333
- [crowd booing]
- [Melbun] Imaad.
1292
01:13:27,416 --> 01:13:28,416
Imaad!
1293
01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:33,000
- Why didn't you finish your set?
- I'm not doing this set.
1294
01:13:33,083 --> 01:13:36,750
"I'm not doing this set?"
This set killed the other night.
1295
01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:39,708
People are calling me specifically
because they want to watch it.
1296
01:13:39,791 --> 01:13:41,666
I'll come up with something better.
1297
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,125
- Bandra?
- [driver] Yes, sir.
1298
01:13:45,708 --> 01:13:48,875
Imaad, I've already pitched
this show to Netflix.
1299
01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:50,333
Just forget about this set.
1300
01:13:51,208 --> 01:13:52,291
[Melbun] This is insane.
1301
01:13:52,375 --> 01:13:54,791
If you don't listen to me,
I can't manage you anymore.
1302
01:13:55,833 --> 01:13:57,708
You're such a weirdo,
you won't even react now?
1303
01:13:59,750 --> 01:14:01,625
- Let's go.
- Just take him away.
1304
01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:04,916
[music fades]
1305
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,875
Curl back your shoulders. Relax.
1306
01:14:07,958 --> 01:14:09,833
[music playing softly over speakers]
1307
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:14,625
- I'll have abs by evening, right?
- By afternoon, bro.
1308
01:14:14,708 --> 01:14:15,916
[chuckles]
1309
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,500
- Okay, listen.
- Yeah?
1310
01:14:17,583 --> 01:14:19,791
We've been discussing
your gym idea at home.
1311
01:14:19,875 --> 01:14:20,916
Take your time.
1312
01:14:21,583 --> 01:14:23,208
- I'll see you.
- Good work, lad.
1313
01:14:23,833 --> 01:14:25,000
No cheating. Eat clean.
1314
01:14:25,083 --> 01:14:26,833
- [Ashish] I'll try.
- [Neil chuckles]
1315
01:14:26,916 --> 01:14:28,208
[cell phone vibrates]
1316
01:14:31,833 --> 01:14:32,958
Yo, Harsh.
1317
01:14:33,041 --> 01:14:34,875
- [Harsh] Where are you?
- Pali Hill.
1318
01:14:34,958 --> 01:14:35,791
I'm in Juhu.
1319
01:14:35,875 --> 01:14:38,000
I have a session with Malaika,
I can't take it.
1320
01:14:38,083 --> 01:14:39,708
Oh, done, great.
1321
01:14:39,791 --> 01:14:42,541
And, Neil, what's with the photographs?
Stop it.
1322
01:14:42,625 --> 01:14:44,916
She's not your client. It's tacky, bro.
1323
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,833
[tense music playing]
1324
01:14:52,208 --> 01:14:53,208
[sighs]
1325
01:14:54,875 --> 01:14:55,875
[sniffs]
1326
01:14:56,625 --> 01:14:57,625
[music fades]
1327
01:15:21,541 --> 01:15:23,958
By the way, Ahana,
I need to ask you something.
1328
01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:27,458
What is such a pretty, smart corporate
consultant like you doing on Tinder?
1329
01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:32,958
Well, exactly what a cute, polite
investment banker like you is doing.
1330
01:15:33,041 --> 01:15:34,041
[chuckles]
1331
01:15:34,125 --> 01:15:36,291
- [waiter] Enjoy your drink.
- [man] Thanks.
1332
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,333
Oh, so you think I'm cute?
1333
01:15:38,916 --> 01:15:42,208
I just felt if I compliment you,
you'll stop with the line of questioning.
1334
01:15:42,291 --> 01:15:44,041
[chuckles] Okay.
1335
01:15:44,125 --> 01:15:46,045
- [chuckles]
- ["Attached" playing over speakers]
1336
01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,291
Can I have your hand?
1337
01:15:48,375 --> 01:15:50,541
Yeah. Little right.
1338
01:15:52,625 --> 01:15:53,625
Perfect.
1339
01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:57,791
♪ Honey on me sticky sweet ♪
1340
01:15:57,875 --> 01:16:00,500
- ♪ How am I gon' make you leave ♪
- [camera shutter clicks]
1341
01:16:00,583 --> 01:16:03,833
♪ How am I gon' make you leave my mind ♪
1342
01:16:04,458 --> 01:16:07,041
You're an event planner.
You run your own company.
1343
01:16:07,125 --> 01:16:09,791
Your dog is called Jackie,
very imaginative.
1344
01:16:09,875 --> 01:16:13,833
You're up at 5:00 every morning for a run
because you hate having a good time.
1345
01:16:13,916 --> 01:16:14,916
[laughs]
1346
01:16:15,666 --> 01:16:17,083
Yeah, I'm hating this.
1347
01:16:17,666 --> 01:16:18,583
[woman chuckles]
1348
01:16:18,666 --> 01:16:20,541
[song continues over speakers]
1349
01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:22,750
You're a good listener.
1350
01:16:24,291 --> 01:16:25,625
I'm a better kisser.
1351
01:16:26,250 --> 01:16:28,000
♪ Marionette with the strings
To my puppet ♪
1352
01:16:28,083 --> 01:16:31,500
♪ Polarize me stuck to you like a magnet
Honey on me sticky sweet ♪
1353
01:16:31,583 --> 01:16:33,291
♪ How am I gon' make you leave... ♪
1354
01:16:33,375 --> 01:16:37,750
Lala, I was thinking I should have
one of those bouldering walls on the side.
1355
01:16:38,291 --> 01:16:40,916
You know, I haven't seen
anything like that here.
1356
01:16:41,541 --> 01:16:43,458
Feel like it could really work.
1357
01:16:43,541 --> 01:16:44,666
[Lala] Hmm.
1358
01:16:45,166 --> 01:16:46,916
Mumbai has no space at all.
1359
01:16:48,166 --> 01:16:49,166
[chuckles]
1360
01:16:49,625 --> 01:16:52,125
Did you...
Did you actually read the pdf I sent you?
1361
01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:57,125
Of course. There's no space
for the wallpaper, right?
1362
01:16:57,208 --> 01:16:59,041
[song continues over speakers]
1363
01:16:59,125 --> 01:17:00,208
[cell phone vibrates]
1364
01:17:00,291 --> 01:17:01,458
No, but, um...
1365
01:17:04,416 --> 01:17:05,750
[cell phone vibrates]
1366
01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:11,791
Who are you chatting with?
1367
01:17:12,583 --> 01:17:13,583
Nobody.
1368
01:17:15,708 --> 01:17:18,208
[man] By the way,
do you go out on a lot of dates?
1369
01:17:19,041 --> 01:17:20,041
You?
1370
01:17:20,083 --> 01:17:23,833
Not really. In fact, uh,
I downloaded Tinder recently.
1371
01:17:23,916 --> 01:17:24,750
[Ahana] Mmm.
1372
01:17:24,833 --> 01:17:27,875
Actually, I just, uh,
broke up a couple of months ago.
1373
01:17:29,208 --> 01:17:32,041
- Why, what happened?
- Honestly, uh, I don't know.
1374
01:17:32,625 --> 01:17:34,750
Nothing ever happened. You know?
1375
01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:36,541
Oh.
1376
01:17:36,625 --> 01:17:38,875
- Nothing ever happened?
- No, I mean...
1377
01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:42,000
- So, did you do anything to reignite it?
- No, it's not...
1378
01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:45,666
Or as you bankers might say, to reposition
towards an upward trajectory.
1379
01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:48,500
Can I get the dessert menu, please?
1380
01:17:49,291 --> 01:17:52,000
♪ I just let you marinate
Now I love the taste ♪
1381
01:17:52,083 --> 01:17:53,750
♪ Come here, come here
Come here, baby ♪
1382
01:17:53,833 --> 01:17:56,750
♪ It's the way that I'm attached
Got me good and got me fast ♪
1383
01:17:56,833 --> 01:17:59,208
{\an8}♪ You a real catch
Can you, can you, can you blame me? ♪
1384
01:17:59,291 --> 01:18:01,833
{\an8}♪ Dreamin' bout you like a creep ♪
1385
01:18:01,916 --> 01:18:04,625
{\an8}♪ What the hell you want from me? ♪
1386
01:18:04,708 --> 01:18:07,625
[over headphones]
♪ What the hell you want from me now? ♪
1387
01:18:07,708 --> 01:18:08,708
Morning, lad.
1388
01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:10,250
[song stops]
1389
01:18:11,666 --> 01:18:13,958
Any progress on the plan for the gym?
1390
01:18:14,750 --> 01:18:17,416
- Did you use the shower here yesterday?
- Yeah.
1391
01:18:18,666 --> 01:18:21,375
Malaika Arora, I had a session,
so I had to freshen up.
1392
01:18:21,458 --> 01:18:23,666
- You've done this in the past as well?
- No.
1393
01:18:24,708 --> 01:18:26,875
- Never. I mean, uh...
- It's clearly mentioned.
1394
01:18:27,875 --> 01:18:30,250
Staff not allowed. It's a strict policy.
1395
01:18:30,875 --> 01:18:32,333
I'm your personal trainer, man.
1396
01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:34,916
Do you know the society
has asked me to fire you?
1397
01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:37,333
I managed to cool them off.
1398
01:18:38,625 --> 01:18:40,291
Please don't cross the line, bro.
1399
01:18:41,625 --> 01:18:42,666
Come on.
1400
01:18:42,750 --> 01:18:44,875
[tense music playing]
1401
01:18:53,166 --> 01:18:54,291
[music fades]
1402
01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:55,625
Home early today?
1403
01:18:58,833 --> 01:18:59,875
[thunder rumbling]
1404
01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:01,541
[breathing shakily]
1405
01:19:03,458 --> 01:19:04,333
[door opens]
1406
01:19:04,416 --> 01:19:05,416
What is it?
1407
01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:07,958
- Why can't you ever knock?
- What's wrong?
1408
01:19:08,041 --> 01:19:10,791
Does something have to be wrong?
Just give me some privacy.
1409
01:19:12,958 --> 01:19:15,041
- And please knock!
- Okay.
1410
01:19:17,250 --> 01:19:19,166
[pensive music playing]
1411
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:39,166
[intense music playing]
1412
01:20:24,916 --> 01:20:26,041
[music fades]
1413
01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:32,833
[Kartik] Baby,
flip your hair back. Amazing!
1414
01:20:33,416 --> 01:20:35,125
Now show me that sexy jawline.
1415
01:20:35,208 --> 01:20:37,333
You look like a Victoria's Secret model.
1416
01:20:37,416 --> 01:20:40,291
Dude, that's hot.
That... That's really hot.
1417
01:20:40,375 --> 01:20:42,833
Lift that bottle up.
Oh, Fuck, you're killing me.
1418
01:20:42,916 --> 01:20:45,000
- You're killing me!
- [chuckles] Stop it.
1419
01:20:45,083 --> 01:20:49,500
[man chuckles] Look over there and do it.
You look like a fucking mermaid, you know.
1420
01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:51,708
Take a sip from the bottle.
Hold it closer.
1421
01:20:51,791 --> 01:20:53,208
Give me a second, please.
1422
01:20:53,291 --> 01:20:54,791
[upbeat music playing over speakers]
1423
01:20:54,875 --> 01:20:57,625
- Um, you wanna check this out till then?
- [Kartik] Sure.
1424
01:20:57,708 --> 01:20:58,833
[Raunak] Gorgeous.
1425
01:20:59,416 --> 01:21:00,416
[Neil] Hi.
1426
01:21:01,458 --> 01:21:03,916
- What are you doing here?
- You weren't answering.
1427
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:06,166
I saw on your story that you were here.
1428
01:21:06,916 --> 01:21:07,916
I'm at work.
1429
01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:12,291
- What's up?
- Nothing. I just wanted to talk.
1430
01:21:12,375 --> 01:21:13,375
Right now?
1431
01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:16,958
What's he doing here?
1432
01:21:19,291 --> 01:21:22,250
I'm promoting his gin, Neil. Remember?
1433
01:21:23,083 --> 01:21:25,083
[Kartik] Lala, we're losing light.
1434
01:21:25,166 --> 01:21:26,458
Coming.
1435
01:21:26,541 --> 01:21:28,125
You carry on. We'll talk later.
1436
01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:30,708
- I have booze to sell.
- Yeah.
1437
01:21:31,458 --> 01:21:32,625
[Lala] I'm so sorry, guys.
1438
01:21:33,208 --> 01:21:34,250
[Kartik] It's okay.
1439
01:21:35,041 --> 01:21:36,625
- Let's go.
- [Lala] Let's go.
1440
01:21:36,708 --> 01:21:37,541
Ah.
1441
01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:39,333
[Kartik] Mm-hmm. Look over there.
1442
01:21:40,875 --> 01:21:42,375
Did you speak to Ashish?
1443
01:21:44,625 --> 01:21:46,583
Yeah, they're taking
a look at their finances.
1444
01:21:46,666 --> 01:21:48,833
- [pensive music playing]
- [sighs]
1445
01:21:50,041 --> 01:21:52,791
We found a great location.
Can't risk losing it.
1446
01:21:52,875 --> 01:21:55,083
The money's just lying in the account.
1447
01:21:55,166 --> 01:21:57,166
You guys are being so stupid.
1448
01:21:57,250 --> 01:22:00,375
- You know what he's done, right?
- Yeah, but you also pushed him, right?
1449
01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:03,833
It's happened. It's done.
So you won't talk to him ever again?
1450
01:22:05,208 --> 01:22:07,291
I quit my job only 'cause I was
counting on you guys.
1451
01:22:09,458 --> 01:22:10,500
I know.
1452
01:22:10,583 --> 01:22:13,166
So, drop this shit,
or you can explain to my parents
1453
01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:14,916
why their daughter's unemployed.
1454
01:22:16,125 --> 01:22:17,833
Tsk. Okay, fine. I'll talk to Imaad.
1455
01:22:17,916 --> 01:22:19,500
What? Say that again.
1456
01:22:20,125 --> 01:22:23,750
I'm saying I'll talk to Imaad.
Anyway, we're meeting on your birthday.
1457
01:22:24,333 --> 01:22:25,333
Thank you. Bye.
1458
01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:28,125
Fight over.
1459
01:22:29,583 --> 01:22:30,583
Bye.
1460
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:32,208
[music fades]
1461
01:22:32,291 --> 01:22:35,000
I'll sleep on the couch.
Mom and Dad can stay in my room.
1462
01:22:35,791 --> 01:22:37,958
Please, ultimately,
I'll have to on the couch.
1463
01:22:38,666 --> 01:22:40,416
- Going to Simran's?
- [sighs]
1464
01:22:40,958 --> 01:22:45,041
- Yes.
- Ooh! Live-in relationship.
1465
01:22:45,125 --> 01:22:46,250
It's just three days.
1466
01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:49,625
It begins like this, bro.
First three days, then three months.
1467
01:22:49,708 --> 01:22:51,333
And then three decades.
1468
01:22:52,875 --> 01:22:54,250
I'm proud of you!
1469
01:22:54,833 --> 01:22:56,041
[door opens]
1470
01:22:56,625 --> 01:22:57,625
[door closes]
1471
01:22:58,125 --> 01:22:59,916
[mellow music playing]
1472
01:23:01,750 --> 01:23:07,458
[in Hindi] ♪ Where are we now?
How did we get here? ♪
1473
01:23:08,416 --> 01:23:13,875
♪ These deep blue nights
In endless hues ♪
1474
01:23:13,958 --> 01:23:20,166
♪ I lose myself in things you do ♪
1475
01:23:20,250 --> 01:23:26,291
♪ I'm lost, I wonder where I am ♪
1476
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:33,000
♪ I lose myself in things you do ♪
1477
01:23:33,083 --> 01:23:38,166
♪ Can someone tell me where I am? ♪
1478
01:23:40,458 --> 01:23:43,458
♪ Let yourself go ♪
1479
01:23:43,541 --> 01:23:45,750
♪ Let yourself go ♪
1480
01:23:45,833 --> 01:23:51,833
♪ I lose myself in things you do ♪
1481
01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:53,500
[in English] I really like you.
1482
01:23:57,875 --> 01:23:58,875
I like you too.
1483
01:23:58,958 --> 01:24:04,791
[in Hindi]
♪ The magic that is me and you ♪
1484
01:24:04,875 --> 01:24:10,291
♪ I'm lost, I wonder where I am ♪
1485
01:24:11,541 --> 01:24:17,458
♪ I lose myself in things you do ♪
1486
01:24:19,208 --> 01:24:25,041
♪ Can someone tell me where I am? ♪
1487
01:24:25,125 --> 01:24:28,000
[in English] Oof. This weather!
1488
01:24:28,083 --> 01:24:29,541
Thank God, we've reached.
1489
01:24:31,541 --> 01:24:34,166
Beta, please switch on the AC.
1490
01:24:34,250 --> 01:24:36,916
Mom, we've just reached.
Can you give me one minute?
1491
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:40,458
Yeah, but this humidity and heat
is just intolerable.
1492
01:24:40,541 --> 01:24:42,916
Yeah, Mom.
I've invited you over to torture you.
1493
01:24:43,791 --> 01:24:46,583
- ["Happy Birthday" instrumental playing]
- [all cheering]
1494
01:25:03,583 --> 01:25:04,583
[women laughing]
1495
01:25:04,666 --> 01:25:06,291
The real one or the fake one?
1496
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,708
[Imaad's dad] She's a lovely girl.
1497
01:25:12,916 --> 01:25:16,208
- Are you two an item?
- Item? Who says that, bro?
1498
01:25:16,291 --> 01:25:17,833
I'm not your bro, I'm your papa.
1499
01:25:18,750 --> 01:25:21,041
- Yeah, "item."
- Girlfriend then?
1500
01:25:22,666 --> 01:25:23,666
Don't know.
1501
01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:27,375
That's enough.
1502
01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:32,708
I'm happy, Imaad.
Therapy has been helpful then.
1503
01:25:35,375 --> 01:25:38,541
I was convinced that you would
never trust anyone ever again.
1504
01:25:38,625 --> 01:25:40,833
- And it would all have been my fault.
- Dad, please.
1505
01:25:40,916 --> 01:25:42,250
[pensive music playing]
1506
01:25:42,333 --> 01:25:45,666
- I should have protected you, Imaad.
- Dad, go easy on the rum.
1507
01:25:50,875 --> 01:25:52,916
- [music fades]
- [camera shutter clicking]
1508
01:25:54,833 --> 01:25:56,916
[enchanting music playing]
1509
01:26:19,333 --> 01:26:20,166
[music fades]
1510
01:26:20,250 --> 01:26:21,166
[movie playing on TV]
1511
01:26:21,250 --> 01:26:23,166
- Zoom call is done?
- Yeah.
1512
01:26:25,458 --> 01:26:27,166
I made butter chicken and kebabs.
1513
01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:29,750
- [Ahana] Hmm.
- [Ahana's mom] Meher is a vegetarian?
1514
01:26:29,833 --> 01:26:30,833
[Ahana] Hmm.
1515
01:26:30,916 --> 01:26:32,333
[movie continues on TV]
1516
01:26:34,625 --> 01:26:36,458
- [vibrating]
- [gunshot on TV]
1517
01:26:36,541 --> 01:26:38,291
[mellow music playing]
1518
01:26:40,666 --> 01:26:42,333
[cell phone continues vibrating]
1519
01:26:48,041 --> 01:26:49,750
- Hello.
- [Rohan] Happy birthday.
1520
01:26:50,791 --> 01:26:51,791
You know it's tomorrow.
1521
01:26:52,458 --> 01:26:54,583
So then I'll call you again tomorrow.
1522
01:26:55,583 --> 01:26:57,125
And, what's your scene?
1523
01:26:57,625 --> 01:26:59,708
Chill. Dinner at Izumi.
1524
01:27:00,208 --> 01:27:01,208
Izumi?
1525
01:27:02,625 --> 01:27:04,708
[chuckles] That... That was our spot, huh?
1526
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,000
Who are you going with?
1527
01:27:07,916 --> 01:27:10,125
Why? Why do you need to know?
1528
01:27:10,708 --> 01:27:11,708
No, I just...
1529
01:27:14,625 --> 01:27:16,416
- [music fades]
- [bird screeching]
1530
01:27:17,458 --> 01:27:20,583
A toast... to all of you.
1531
01:27:21,333 --> 01:27:24,625
Boarding school friends
are now becoming business partners.
1532
01:27:25,833 --> 01:27:27,791
I wish you togetherness and happiness.
1533
01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:30,083
To your friendship and to the Jungle Gym!
1534
01:27:30,166 --> 01:27:32,666
- [Ahana's mom] To the Jungle Gym!
- And to my free workouts.
1535
01:27:32,750 --> 01:27:34,958
[all] Cheers.
1536
01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:37,958
[Ahana's mom] Wish you all
lots of happiness, lots of success.
1537
01:27:38,041 --> 01:27:39,125
[doorbell rings]
1538
01:27:39,208 --> 01:27:41,125
- Mmm, I'll see.
- Aunty, I'll check.
1539
01:27:41,208 --> 01:27:42,768
- [Ahana's mom] Thank you.
- No worries.
1540
01:27:42,833 --> 01:27:44,833
- Good, right?
- [Meher] Butter chicken is amazing.
1541
01:27:44,916 --> 01:27:47,541
- Mom, need to figure how to get it here.
- So learn it.
1542
01:27:47,625 --> 01:27:51,416
- Teach Imaad how to make it.
- Oh, wow! Who sent you this?
1543
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:52,875
Red roses, Ahana.
1544
01:27:55,333 --> 01:27:56,666
It says, "From Rohan."
1545
01:27:56,750 --> 01:27:59,208
- [mellow music playing]
- [chuckles] Sweet of him.
1546
01:28:02,791 --> 01:28:06,083
Why these red roses now?
He broke up with you, didn't he?
1547
01:28:06,958 --> 01:28:10,416
He freaked out. He thought
there was gonna be an engagement,
1548
01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:12,958
and he wasn't really ready for marriage.
1549
01:28:13,041 --> 01:28:14,916
And this new girl is just a rebound.
1550
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:16,916
But you're a smart girl, beta.
1551
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:19,041
Why are you desperate to get married?
1552
01:28:21,875 --> 01:28:23,708
There's so much to do in life.
1553
01:28:26,041 --> 01:28:28,000
Marriage isn't such a big deal, beta.
1554
01:28:29,375 --> 01:28:32,208
You mean,
you're not really happy with Dad?
1555
01:28:34,416 --> 01:28:36,750
No, it's... it's not that.
1556
01:28:38,916 --> 01:28:40,375
But I'm just bored now.
1557
01:28:57,041 --> 01:28:58,125
[music fades]
1558
01:28:58,208 --> 01:29:00,458
So basically, you've dated all these men?
1559
01:29:00,541 --> 01:29:03,416
Yeah. Clearly, I've conned all of them.
1560
01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:05,166
[chuckles]
1561
01:29:08,875 --> 01:29:10,208
[Imaad] They're beautiful.
1562
01:29:10,291 --> 01:29:11,333
Thanks.
1563
01:29:20,416 --> 01:29:22,791
But there's also a strange void in them.
1564
01:29:22,875 --> 01:29:23,916
Yeah.
1565
01:29:24,708 --> 01:29:26,041
It's the digital age.
1566
01:29:26,833 --> 01:29:29,666
It only feels like
we're more connected now,
1567
01:29:29,750 --> 01:29:32,250
but yeah, we've never been more alone.
1568
01:29:32,750 --> 01:29:34,625
[cell phone vibrating]
1569
01:29:34,708 --> 01:29:36,208
Mm, Ahana's calling.
1570
01:29:36,291 --> 01:29:37,791
Hmm, I'll call her back.
1571
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:42,625
[tense music playing]
1572
01:30:01,666 --> 01:30:03,333
You're seriously still on Tinder?
1573
01:30:09,458 --> 01:30:11,125
I was just going to delete it.
1574
01:30:13,083 --> 01:30:14,541
You were seeing other people.
1575
01:30:15,208 --> 01:30:16,208
Um...
1576
01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:21,500
[hesitates] I'm sorry.
Obviously it's wrong.
1577
01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:23,041
I don't think I can do this.
1578
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:29,125
I want to be with someone
who wants to be with me too.
1579
01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:34,625
I don't want to think about
what this means,
1580
01:30:34,708 --> 01:30:37,583
- where we stand. I'm not 25.
- But I want to be with you.
1581
01:30:39,083 --> 01:30:41,416
You don't really know
what you want at all.
1582
01:30:42,083 --> 01:30:44,625
Uh, listen, this...
this is just stupid, okay?
1583
01:30:44,708 --> 01:30:46,908
- This doesn't mean anything.
- Then why you doing this?
1584
01:30:54,666 --> 01:30:55,666
You need to leave.
1585
01:30:57,125 --> 01:30:58,208
[door slams shut]
1586
01:30:58,291 --> 01:31:00,333
[somber music playing]
1587
01:31:23,750 --> 01:31:24,750
[music fades]
1588
01:31:25,416 --> 01:31:26,416
Ahana.
1589
01:31:28,375 --> 01:31:30,708
Where were you? We're getting late.
1590
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:33,333
Aisha's sangeet.
1591
01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:42,791
[Neil's mom] Why don't you come with us?
Uncle Ritchie will feel nice.
1592
01:31:43,583 --> 01:31:44,791
I'll need to bunk work.
1593
01:31:45,416 --> 01:31:47,500
Anyway the gym plan is going nowhere.
1594
01:31:48,208 --> 01:31:49,208
It's happening.
1595
01:31:49,291 --> 01:31:51,125
[indistinct chatter on TV]
1596
01:31:51,208 --> 01:31:52,541
You're looking handsome.
1597
01:31:54,666 --> 01:31:56,125
When are y'all leaving?
1598
01:31:56,208 --> 01:31:59,375
- Day after tomorrow, by train.
- Train again?
1599
01:31:59,458 --> 01:32:00,458
[Neil's mom] Hmm.
1600
01:32:01,083 --> 01:32:03,666
Why aren't you flying?
Is there a massive difference is fares?
1601
01:32:03,750 --> 01:32:04,750
There is.
1602
01:32:05,291 --> 01:32:07,666
We have booked an AC compartment.
It's perfect.
1603
01:32:07,750 --> 01:32:10,000
I'm sure it will do for you.
Did you ask Mama?
1604
01:32:10,583 --> 01:32:12,958
- I don't have a problem, thank you.
- Thank you.
1605
01:32:16,125 --> 01:32:19,083
For how long will you live like this?
Why can't you spend a little?
1606
01:32:20,708 --> 01:32:21,708
Why?
1607
01:32:22,500 --> 01:32:23,625
What's wrong with us?
1608
01:32:30,916 --> 01:32:32,500
[somber music playing]
1609
01:32:33,083 --> 01:32:34,416
You have nothing, Dada.
1610
01:32:36,041 --> 01:32:37,750
You have nothing. You don't have a life.
1611
01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:42,208
Still driving the same car,
living in the same house.
1612
01:32:44,750 --> 01:32:47,333
Do you remember the last time
you took Mama out for dinner?
1613
01:32:51,666 --> 01:32:52,666
[sighs]
1614
01:32:54,291 --> 01:32:56,708
- I'll be late. I have the keys.
- [door opens]
1615
01:32:57,458 --> 01:32:58,500
[door closes]
1616
01:33:01,833 --> 01:33:02,750
[music fades]
1617
01:33:02,833 --> 01:33:07,041
[automated voice] The person
is on another call. Please try later.
1618
01:33:07,125 --> 01:33:08,916
The person you're trying to reach...
1619
01:33:09,833 --> 01:33:10,833
[beeps]
1620
01:33:11,250 --> 01:33:12,875
Hey, Lala, where are you?
1621
01:33:12,958 --> 01:33:14,791
Do I pick you up or not?
1622
01:33:15,875 --> 01:33:17,166
Just let me know, okay?
1623
01:33:18,416 --> 01:33:20,250
["Kala Chashma" playing]
1624
01:33:20,333 --> 01:33:21,250
Fuck.
1625
01:33:21,333 --> 01:33:23,958
- [song continues over speakers]
- [Ahana] It really is delicious.
1626
01:33:24,041 --> 01:33:26,000
[Imaad and Ahana speaking indistinctly]
1627
01:33:26,083 --> 01:33:28,416
Wow, where did you steal the saree from?
1628
01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:30,125
Mmm... Heaven.
1629
01:33:30,208 --> 01:33:31,583
[Ahana and Neil chuckle]
1630
01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:35,541
- Sup, bro?
- Same shit, bro.
1631
01:33:38,208 --> 01:33:40,500
Very fake. Please start over.
1632
01:33:41,250 --> 01:33:42,250
Shots.
1633
01:33:43,916 --> 01:33:45,625
- You look nice.
- Thanks.
1634
01:33:45,708 --> 01:33:46,750
There you go.
1635
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:53,500
[sighs] Yeah.
1636
01:33:53,583 --> 01:33:54,750
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
1637
01:33:54,833 --> 01:33:55,833
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
1638
01:33:58,458 --> 01:33:59,666
[Ahana and Neil exhale]
1639
01:34:02,166 --> 01:34:05,916
I'm off to the restroom.
Please try not to kill each other. Okay?
1640
01:34:09,291 --> 01:34:10,708
So?
1641
01:34:11,583 --> 01:34:13,458
Hey, yeah, I'm at the bar.
1642
01:34:13,958 --> 01:34:15,250
The one at the back.
1643
01:34:15,333 --> 01:34:18,291
Yeah. Yeah. Fine, I'll see you there.
1644
01:34:19,583 --> 01:34:20,708
Simran?
1645
01:34:20,791 --> 01:34:22,416
No. Tinder date.
1646
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:25,208
You brought a Tinder date
to Aisha's sangeet?
1647
01:34:25,291 --> 01:34:26,291
Yeah, so?
1648
01:34:29,583 --> 01:34:32,083
Nothing. I'm just surprised
you're still on Tinder.
1649
01:34:32,166 --> 01:34:34,458
Why? I'm a sex addict, after all, hmm?
1650
01:34:35,208 --> 01:34:36,833
- [woman] Uh, Imaad?
- [Imaad] Hey!
1651
01:34:36,916 --> 01:34:39,250
- [woman] Hi! Finally.
- Finally.
1652
01:34:39,333 --> 01:34:40,583
[woman chuckling] Yes.
1653
01:34:40,666 --> 01:34:42,916
- I'll make you meet my friends.
- Beautiful.
1654
01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:44,875
[upbeat music playing over speakers]
1655
01:34:48,125 --> 01:34:49,958
[women laughing, chattering]
1656
01:34:54,458 --> 01:34:55,458
[Rohan chuckles]
1657
01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:56,708
Are you ignoring me?
1658
01:34:57,500 --> 01:34:59,666
- I'm giving you space.
- [chuckles]
1659
01:35:01,625 --> 01:35:03,375
Where's Buttercup Butterfly?
1660
01:35:04,500 --> 01:35:05,500
She's not here.
1661
01:35:06,541 --> 01:35:09,666
By the way, I don't see
your bodyguards around. Jai and Veeru.
1662
01:35:11,125 --> 01:35:13,000
- Hmm?
- Stay away from Neil.
1663
01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:16,375
Why? Will he throw
one of his dumbbells at me?
1664
01:35:17,041 --> 01:35:18,875
You should've been a fortune teller.
1665
01:35:21,541 --> 01:35:23,416
So, what have you been up to?
1666
01:35:23,916 --> 01:35:25,375
Why do you care so much?
1667
01:35:25,458 --> 01:35:26,458
[Rohan] Listen.
1668
01:35:28,875 --> 01:35:29,791
I'm sorry.
1669
01:35:29,875 --> 01:35:31,666
[sentimental music playing]
1670
01:35:34,333 --> 01:35:37,333
I... handled everything quite badly.
1671
01:35:38,666 --> 01:35:41,041
[sighs] Very.
1672
01:35:48,708 --> 01:35:50,416
Let's get a drink?
1673
01:35:56,666 --> 01:35:57,833
Let's get many.
1674
01:35:57,916 --> 01:36:00,208
- [groovy music playing]
- [people whooping]
1675
01:36:02,333 --> 01:36:03,916
- [glasses clink]
- [both chuckle]
1676
01:36:05,541 --> 01:36:06,708
- Ugh.
- [Rohan] Mmm.
1677
01:36:08,208 --> 01:36:09,250
[clears throat]
1678
01:36:11,875 --> 01:36:14,416
- Remember this song?
- Obviously.
1679
01:36:14,500 --> 01:36:15,541
[both chuckle]
1680
01:36:16,500 --> 01:36:17,500
Let's dance?
1681
01:36:19,958 --> 01:36:23,083
[in Hindi] ♪ So many lovers
Have made sacrifices ♪
1682
01:36:23,166 --> 01:36:26,083
♪ So many have perished ♪
1683
01:36:26,583 --> 01:36:28,666
♪ This game is notorious ♪
1684
01:36:28,750 --> 01:36:32,375
♪ Flaunting false dreams ♪
1685
01:36:33,125 --> 01:36:38,291
♪ Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass ♪
1686
01:36:38,375 --> 01:36:41,375
♪ It torments you all night ♪
1687
01:36:41,458 --> 01:36:44,125
♪ Not a moment of peace ♪
1688
01:36:45,291 --> 01:36:50,250
♪ Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass ♪
1689
01:36:51,750 --> 01:36:54,250
♪ People with their masks ♪
1690
01:36:54,916 --> 01:36:57,166
♪ Locked in cages ♪
1691
01:36:58,000 --> 01:37:00,291
♪ Make some excuse ♪
1692
01:37:00,375 --> 01:37:03,375
♪ To escape imprisonment ♪
1693
01:37:03,458 --> 01:37:05,791
♪ Don't look at me ♪
1694
01:37:05,875 --> 01:37:08,750
♪ Your eyes show
I no longer know who I am... ♪
1695
01:37:09,416 --> 01:37:10,791
[in English] Hi, my cuties.
1696
01:37:10,875 --> 01:37:14,333
Lala's back and so is the sake.
1697
01:37:14,416 --> 01:37:15,291
[Kartik] Hey.
1698
01:37:15,375 --> 01:37:17,958
[in Hindi] ♪ So many lovers
Have made sacrifices ♪
1699
01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:21,583
♪ So many have perished ♪
1700
01:37:21,666 --> 01:37:24,333
♪ This game is notorious ♪
1701
01:37:24,416 --> 01:37:28,208
♪ Flaunting false dreams ♪
1702
01:37:28,291 --> 01:37:33,958
♪ Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass ♪
1703
01:37:34,041 --> 01:37:36,541
♪ I swear, it's tormenting ♪
1704
01:37:36,625 --> 01:37:39,875
♪ Not a moment of peace ♪
1705
01:37:41,166 --> 01:37:43,625
♪ How to stay awake at night? ♪
1706
01:37:44,416 --> 01:37:46,583
♪ How to escape the self? ♪
1707
01:37:47,208 --> 01:37:51,083
♪ I have read
You get love in exchange for love ♪
1708
01:37:51,166 --> 01:37:54,666
♪ My friends ask
How long will I keep losing? ♪
1709
01:37:54,750 --> 01:37:56,583
♪ The chasm widens ♪
1710
01:37:56,666 --> 01:37:59,250
♪ Can't get close to anyone ♪
1711
01:37:59,333 --> 01:38:04,708
♪ Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass ♪
1712
01:38:04,791 --> 01:38:07,333
♪ It torments you all night ♪
1713
01:38:07,416 --> 01:38:10,791
♪ Not a moment of peace ♪
1714
01:38:10,875 --> 01:38:17,791
♪ Countless lovers have made sacrifices ♪
1715
01:38:24,541 --> 01:38:27,500
♪ Countless lovers have made sacrifices ♪
1716
01:38:27,583 --> 01:38:30,833
♪ So many have perished ♪
1717
01:38:30,916 --> 01:38:33,500
♪ This game is notorious ♪
1718
01:38:33,583 --> 01:38:37,625
♪ Flaunting false dreams ♪
1719
01:38:37,708 --> 01:38:43,041
♪ Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass ♪
1720
01:38:43,125 --> 01:38:45,791
♪ It torments you all night ♪
1721
01:38:45,875 --> 01:38:49,916
♪ Not a moment of peace ♪
1722
01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:54,375
♪ Love makes you dance
On shards of broken glass ♪
1723
01:38:54,458 --> 01:38:57,541
♪ Love makes you drunk
Punishes both ♪
1724
01:38:57,625 --> 01:38:59,708
♪ Couldn't share, got in a fix ♪
1725
01:38:59,791 --> 01:39:03,791
♪ Bottled the reason, the pain
Can't bite the feeding hand ♪
1726
01:39:03,875 --> 01:39:07,041
♪ We had something special
Now we're far apart ♪
1727
01:39:07,125 --> 01:39:09,458
♪ Now to live more, promise less ♪
1728
01:39:09,541 --> 01:39:12,625
♪ Change myself
And the me I was with you ♪
1729
01:39:12,708 --> 01:39:15,583
♪ This chess game has new colors ♪
1730
01:39:15,666 --> 01:39:18,333
♪ I learned
As I watched my love walk away ♪
1731
01:39:18,416 --> 01:39:21,083
♪ So many lovers have made sacrifices ♪
1732
01:39:21,666 --> 01:39:24,166
♪ So many have perished ♪
1733
01:39:24,750 --> 01:39:27,375
♪ So many lovers have made sacrifices ♪
1734
01:39:27,458 --> 01:39:30,541
♪ So many have perished ♪
1735
01:39:30,625 --> 01:39:33,333
♪ This game is notorious ♪
1736
01:39:33,416 --> 01:39:37,000
♪ Flaunting false dreams ♪
1737
01:39:37,083 --> 01:39:39,708
♪ I swear, it's tormenting ♪
1738
01:39:39,791 --> 01:39:42,625
♪ Not a moment of peace ♪
1739
01:39:50,625 --> 01:39:51,875
[song fades]
1740
01:39:55,333 --> 01:39:56,666
[tense music playing]
1741
01:39:56,750 --> 01:39:57,750
[in English] Lala.
1742
01:39:59,000 --> 01:40:00,000
Neil?
1743
01:40:03,083 --> 01:40:05,208
- What the hell?
- Yeah, what the hell, man?
1744
01:40:05,833 --> 01:40:08,958
You were supposed to come with me
to the party. You ghosted me.
1745
01:40:12,125 --> 01:40:13,333
I didn't ghost you.
1746
01:40:15,625 --> 01:40:16,916
[keys jingle, thump]
1747
01:40:20,291 --> 01:40:21,333
[music fades]
1748
01:40:23,791 --> 01:40:25,208
I saw the post you put up.
1749
01:40:30,250 --> 01:40:34,041
I was going to talk to you about it.
Just kinda happened.
1750
01:40:35,083 --> 01:40:38,583
It just happened and you've put up
posts already? With hearts on them.
1751
01:40:40,416 --> 01:40:41,708
You kissed him, Lala.
1752
01:40:41,791 --> 01:40:43,333
[tense music playing]
1753
01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:49,666
Are you gonna say something or not?
1754
01:40:56,500 --> 01:40:57,750
Let's talk about it now.
1755
01:40:58,708 --> 01:41:00,125
What is there to talk about?
1756
01:41:01,208 --> 01:41:05,208
I know that he's Kartik Seth. His family
has distilleries all over India.
1757
01:41:06,083 --> 01:41:09,083
And he's great for your profile, right?
That's it, right?
1758
01:41:10,333 --> 01:41:11,875
It's not like we're a couple, Neil.
1759
01:41:11,958 --> 01:41:13,375
[somber music playing]
1760
01:41:16,041 --> 01:41:18,416
Look at me, Lala. No, listen, look at me.
1761
01:41:18,500 --> 01:41:20,666
What are we? Huh?
1762
01:41:21,333 --> 01:41:23,291
Why did you ask me
to stay over all the time?
1763
01:41:23,375 --> 01:41:25,500
[hesitates] You took me
to Maldives with you, man.
1764
01:41:25,583 --> 01:41:28,750
You invited my friends
to your birthday party for what reason?
1765
01:41:28,833 --> 01:41:30,083
Why did you do all that?
1766
01:41:39,291 --> 01:41:42,375
I ask you stay over
because I get bored by myself.
1767
01:41:43,250 --> 01:41:46,208
I took you to the Maldives
only because you're my trainer.
1768
01:41:47,041 --> 01:41:50,958
And I invited your friends over because
you were nagging me about it all the time.
1769
01:41:51,041 --> 01:41:52,750
[tense music playing]
1770
01:41:53,333 --> 01:41:54,333
[Lala sighs]
1771
01:41:55,166 --> 01:41:57,791
I really like you, Neil, but... I mean...
1772
01:41:59,291 --> 01:42:01,250
But Kartik Seth has bought you off.
1773
01:42:02,916 --> 01:42:03,916
[Lala scoffs]
1774
01:42:05,708 --> 01:42:07,166
You don't get to judge me.
1775
01:42:08,041 --> 01:42:09,791
What do you even know about me?
1776
01:42:09,875 --> 01:42:12,750
You can take your morality
and get the fuck out of here.
1777
01:42:12,833 --> 01:42:15,958
And if you were in my place,
you would have done the exact same thing.
1778
01:42:16,041 --> 01:42:17,583
- [door closes]
- Fuck!
1779
01:42:17,666 --> 01:42:18,833
[music fades]
1780
01:42:28,875 --> 01:42:29,875
Rohan?
1781
01:42:45,208 --> 01:42:46,041
[line beeps]
1782
01:42:46,125 --> 01:42:49,041
[automated voice] The person
you're trying to reach is on another call.
1783
01:42:49,125 --> 01:42:50,458
Please try again later.
1784
01:42:50,541 --> 01:42:51,625
The pers...
1785
01:42:52,916 --> 01:42:53,791
[line beeps]
1786
01:42:53,875 --> 01:42:58,083
The person you're trying to reach is
on another call. Please try again later.
1787
01:42:58,166 --> 01:42:59,750
The person you are trying to reach...
1788
01:42:59,833 --> 01:43:01,750
[pensive music playing]
1789
01:43:26,625 --> 01:43:28,083
You've blocked me.
1790
01:43:31,708 --> 01:43:33,208
[pensive music continues]
1791
01:43:41,625 --> 01:43:43,666
[poignant music playing]
1792
01:44:09,125 --> 01:44:10,500
[door opens]
1793
01:44:10,583 --> 01:44:11,583
[door closes]
1794
01:44:13,208 --> 01:44:14,916
[melancholic music playing]
1795
01:44:29,333 --> 01:44:31,541
[Imaad] Congratulations. You were right.
1796
01:44:33,333 --> 01:44:35,458
She was always honest with me, but...
1797
01:44:38,166 --> 01:44:40,041
I let her down completely.
1798
01:44:44,625 --> 01:44:45,791
It's done.
1799
01:44:47,041 --> 01:44:48,291
It's all over.
1800
01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:58,208
So, what do you want?
1801
01:45:01,166 --> 01:45:02,541
I want to talk to her.
1802
01:45:05,041 --> 01:45:07,375
I really want to tell her that I'm... I'm...
1803
01:45:09,875 --> 01:45:11,333
I'm not fine at all.
1804
01:45:11,416 --> 01:45:13,250
[melancholic music continues]
1805
01:45:18,250 --> 01:45:19,166
[cries]
1806
01:45:19,250 --> 01:45:20,666
I have a problem.
1807
01:45:25,375 --> 01:45:26,500
[sniffles]
1808
01:45:31,666 --> 01:45:33,125
I have a problem.
1809
01:45:36,208 --> 01:45:38,083
[hip-hop music playing on headphones]
1810
01:45:39,541 --> 01:45:40,583
[Harsh] Yo, Neil.
1811
01:45:42,041 --> 01:45:43,041
[Neil grunts]
1812
01:45:43,458 --> 01:45:44,458
- Sup?
- Yo.
1813
01:45:45,125 --> 01:45:47,000
So, tell me. What happened with Lala?
1814
01:45:47,083 --> 01:45:48,666
[upbeat music playing over speakers]
1815
01:45:48,750 --> 01:45:51,041
- Nothing.
- [Harsh] Sure about that?
1816
01:45:51,958 --> 01:45:55,750
She's complained about you.
She said she wants to change her trainer.
1817
01:45:56,625 --> 01:45:58,708
- So something must've happened.
- [scoffs]
1818
01:46:00,083 --> 01:46:01,083
[Neil] Look, Harsh,
1819
01:46:01,625 --> 01:46:04,166
Lala and me, it's a bit complicated.
1820
01:46:04,250 --> 01:46:05,791
This shit won't work here.
1821
01:46:05,875 --> 01:46:08,208
- Dude, it's not my...
- I really don't care.
1822
01:46:08,291 --> 01:46:09,791
[tense music playing]
1823
01:46:09,875 --> 01:46:10,875
You're out.
1824
01:46:14,291 --> 01:46:18,000
Look. This can blow up
into a really big issue for the gym.
1825
01:46:19,416 --> 01:46:20,666
I'm sorry, bro.
1826
01:46:33,500 --> 01:46:35,291
{\an8}[suspenseful music playing]
1827
01:46:50,125 --> 01:46:51,625
{\an8}[gripping music playing]
1828
01:47:07,208 --> 01:47:10,583
[Neil] My name is
Laxami Lalvani. AKA Lala.
1829
01:47:10,666 --> 01:47:12,583
And my job is to influence you.
1830
01:47:13,583 --> 01:47:17,916
{\an8}To tell you what you should look like.
What you should eat. Where you should go.
1831
01:47:18,500 --> 01:47:20,375
And your job is to follow me.
1832
01:47:20,458 --> 01:47:23,041
And to keep wishing
that your life was just like mine.
1833
01:47:26,333 --> 01:47:29,375
But there's one small problem.
It's all a charade
1834
01:47:29,958 --> 01:47:32,125
The clothes that I wear
are not mine at all.
1835
01:47:32,833 --> 01:47:35,375
The hotels I stay at are not booked by me.
1836
01:47:36,791 --> 01:47:40,041
{\an8}I have over one million followers
because I buy my followers.
1837
01:47:40,750 --> 01:47:42,583
And look at that beautiful nose I have.
1838
01:47:43,125 --> 01:47:45,458
Of course, I photoshopped the picture.
1839
01:47:45,541 --> 01:47:47,375
{\an8}I apply heavy filters on my face.
1840
01:47:47,458 --> 01:47:50,083
{\an8}Not the beauty products
that I've been selling you online.
1841
01:47:51,041 --> 01:47:52,541
'Cause you're the consumers.
1842
01:47:53,250 --> 01:47:57,500
And I... I'm just an ad.
A walking, talking billboard.
1843
01:47:57,583 --> 01:47:59,041
I don't love you.
1844
01:47:59,125 --> 01:48:02,375
I thank you 'cause you are the reason
I get paid for all this.
1845
01:48:02,458 --> 01:48:06,750
I flirt with all of you so that you
follow my page, fantasize about me.
1846
01:48:06,833 --> 01:48:10,000
And all you can do
is only fantasize about me.
1847
01:48:10,083 --> 01:48:11,625
I'm a figment of your imagination.
1848
01:48:11,708 --> 01:48:14,583
And you are not rich enough
to turn me into your reality.
1849
01:48:15,833 --> 01:48:17,666
[music crescendoing]
1850
01:48:27,791 --> 01:48:28,833
[music fades]
1851
01:48:29,583 --> 01:48:32,500
- [indistinct chatter]
- [upbeat music playing over speakers]
1852
01:48:32,583 --> 01:48:36,166
[woman] Ahana's farewell is over and done.
When are you quitting, Meher?
1853
01:48:36,250 --> 01:48:37,833
[Meher] When Ahana offers me a job.
1854
01:48:37,916 --> 01:48:38,916
[chuckles]
1855
01:48:40,333 --> 01:48:41,666
Go easy, bro.
1856
01:48:42,333 --> 01:48:45,208
After the sangeet party,
Rohan and I booked a room there.
1857
01:48:45,291 --> 01:48:46,291
What?
1858
01:48:47,208 --> 01:48:49,125
And he left before I woke up.
1859
01:48:49,208 --> 01:48:50,208
[sighs]
1860
01:48:54,250 --> 01:48:55,291
[sighs]
1861
01:48:55,875 --> 01:48:57,500
It's his birthday today, right?
1862
01:49:01,250 --> 01:49:02,333
Show.
1863
01:49:04,000 --> 01:49:05,291
"Brunch with baby."
1864
01:49:05,875 --> 01:49:07,000
"Birthday week."
1865
01:49:07,083 --> 01:49:08,458
[pensive music playing]
1866
01:49:09,125 --> 01:49:11,458
- [Meher] Let it go, Ahana.
- [scoffs]
1867
01:49:11,541 --> 01:49:13,625
[Meher] Seriously, he's an asshole.
1868
01:49:16,791 --> 01:49:19,208
[gripping music playing]
1869
01:49:19,291 --> 01:49:21,958
Where are you going? Ahana!
1870
01:49:22,041 --> 01:49:23,625
- [doorbell rings]
- [music stops]
1871
01:49:24,750 --> 01:49:26,541
Ahana. Hey.
1872
01:49:27,625 --> 01:49:28,791
Come in, I guess.
1873
01:49:28,875 --> 01:49:31,500
- [upbeat music playing over speakers]
- [indistinct chatter]
1874
01:49:40,666 --> 01:49:42,333
Look, there. Look.
1875
01:49:45,375 --> 01:49:46,208
[Aisha] Ahana.
1876
01:49:46,291 --> 01:49:47,125
[Ahana] Hi!
1877
01:49:47,208 --> 01:49:49,166
- Hi!
- What's up?
1878
01:49:49,250 --> 01:49:51,333
- [Aisha] How are you? What's up?
- [Ahana] Good.
1879
01:49:51,416 --> 01:49:53,916
- Hey, Ahana. How are you?
- Hi! Good.
1880
01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:56,583
- Where you coming from, babe?
- Work.
1881
01:49:56,666 --> 01:49:57,541
- [chuckles]
- Sure.
1882
01:49:57,625 --> 01:49:58,500
[both] Work.
1883
01:49:58,583 --> 01:50:00,541
[Aisha laughing] Cute.
1884
01:50:01,875 --> 01:50:03,791
Happy birthday, Rohan.
1885
01:50:04,958 --> 01:50:06,083
Thank you.
1886
01:50:06,166 --> 01:50:07,166
Um...
1887
01:50:07,666 --> 01:50:09,750
Why this surprise?
1888
01:50:10,333 --> 01:50:13,375
You surprised me too
at their sangeet party.
1889
01:50:13,958 --> 01:50:15,833
I thought I'd return the favor.
1890
01:50:17,250 --> 01:50:18,750
Hi, I'm Tanya.
1891
01:50:19,750 --> 01:50:20,958
Ahana.
1892
01:50:22,000 --> 01:50:23,500
- [Rohan] Um...
- [Tanya] Um...
1893
01:50:23,583 --> 01:50:25,416
Can I get you something to drink?
1894
01:50:27,750 --> 01:50:29,458
Champagne would be great.
1895
01:50:29,541 --> 01:50:30,541
Sure.
1896
01:50:32,833 --> 01:50:36,125
- Is she your housekeeper?
- Why are you doing all this?
1897
01:50:37,041 --> 01:50:38,166
- Huh?
- Let me think.
1898
01:50:38,791 --> 01:50:41,833
You slept with me...
[chuckles] and then you blocked me.
1899
01:50:41,916 --> 01:50:44,541
- Shh. Please.
- Then you went for waffles with "baby."
1900
01:50:44,625 --> 01:50:46,291
Maybe that's why, Rohan.
1901
01:50:46,875 --> 01:50:47,958
Why can't I speak?
1902
01:50:48,041 --> 01:50:50,125
- [tense music playing]
- [line ringing]
1903
01:50:51,541 --> 01:50:53,583
- Imaad.
- [Imaad] Hey, Aisha. What's up?
1904
01:50:54,291 --> 01:50:56,625
- You could've called me.
- You've blocked me.
1905
01:50:57,583 --> 01:51:00,750
Ahana, can we talk
about this tomorrow, please?
1906
01:51:00,833 --> 01:51:01,958
Why did you hook up with me?
1907
01:51:04,458 --> 01:51:07,500
You don't really know why?
Maybe your friends know. Lemme ask them.
1908
01:51:07,583 --> 01:51:11,041
[hesitates] No. I...
I just needed closure. Okay?
1909
01:51:11,125 --> 01:51:14,125
I mean, everything ended
so suddenly and I thought...
1910
01:51:14,208 --> 01:51:16,750
"So suddenly"?
You ended it, you piece of shit.
1911
01:51:16,833 --> 01:51:20,500
But we didn't get a chance
to say a proper goodbye to each other.
1912
01:51:20,583 --> 01:51:23,250
Because you lied to me!
That you only wanted a break.
1913
01:51:23,333 --> 01:51:25,500
- Shh! Please...
- Is this the way to say goodbye?
1914
01:51:25,583 --> 01:51:27,583
Is that why you were texting me, Rohan?
1915
01:51:27,666 --> 01:51:30,708
I... Listen, I just want us
to stay friends. Okay?
1916
01:51:30,791 --> 01:51:32,833
This is how you chat with your friends?
1917
01:51:32,916 --> 01:51:34,708
"Hi, baby, you look so hot."
1918
01:51:35,291 --> 01:51:36,125
[man] Rohan?
1919
01:51:36,208 --> 01:51:37,833
I was complimenting you, okay?
1920
01:51:37,916 --> 01:51:40,750
- You got offended, so what can I do?
- I wasn't offended.
1921
01:51:40,833 --> 01:51:43,666
You flirted with me, and I flirted
back and we hooked up.
1922
01:51:44,333 --> 01:51:47,458
I'm sorry. I feel like shit about it.
1923
01:51:48,708 --> 01:51:50,083
You feel like shit?
1924
01:51:50,166 --> 01:51:52,750
I feel like shit since we broke up.
Does that matter to you?
1925
01:51:52,833 --> 01:51:54,333
It does, but you seemed happy.
1926
01:51:54,416 --> 01:51:56,833
- When?
- I saw your posts, okay?
1927
01:51:56,916 --> 01:51:58,083
You even went on a date.
1928
01:51:59,250 --> 01:52:01,666
You've moved on. Just admit it.
1929
01:52:01,750 --> 01:52:04,083
There was no date. I was just pretending.
1930
01:52:05,916 --> 01:52:08,833
Looking at your super happy life,
your perfect girlfriend.
1931
01:52:08,916 --> 01:52:10,791
- I'm fed up, Rohan.
- So stop looking.
1932
01:52:10,875 --> 01:52:13,041
- Why you looking at my posts?
- I don't know why.
1933
01:52:13,666 --> 01:52:15,333
I don't know. I can't stop.
1934
01:52:17,291 --> 01:52:20,041
All I ever wanted
was your attention, Rohan.
1935
01:52:23,291 --> 01:52:24,291
[scoffs]
1936
01:52:25,916 --> 01:52:27,083
Wow.
1937
01:52:32,250 --> 01:52:33,250
[gasps]
1938
01:52:33,833 --> 01:52:35,166
I'm so stupid.
1939
01:52:37,708 --> 01:52:40,708
I believed my self-worth depends
on an asshole like you.
1940
01:52:42,541 --> 01:52:43,916
[indistinct chatter]
1941
01:52:46,625 --> 01:52:48,708
Ask him where he went after the sangeet.
1942
01:52:49,750 --> 01:52:50,916
Ahana, what the hell?
1943
01:52:52,708 --> 01:52:53,708
[door closes]
1944
01:52:55,166 --> 01:52:57,166
[poignant music playing]
1945
01:53:05,625 --> 01:53:06,958
[gasping]
1946
01:53:16,000 --> 01:53:17,291
[sobbing]
1947
01:53:43,583 --> 01:53:44,708
[car approaching]
1948
01:53:51,791 --> 01:53:52,958
[Imaad] Ahana!
1949
01:54:03,000 --> 01:54:04,000
[music fades]
1950
01:54:04,041 --> 01:54:05,583
- It's okay.
- [sobbing]
1951
01:54:06,750 --> 01:54:07,875
[Imaad] Let's go home.
1952
01:54:08,416 --> 01:54:09,791
[Rohan] No, no, no, no, no.
1953
01:54:12,083 --> 01:54:13,083
Fuck!
1954
01:54:15,958 --> 01:54:17,541
That was a bitch move, Ahana.
1955
01:54:17,625 --> 01:54:19,083
- What?
- [tense music playing]
1956
01:54:19,166 --> 01:54:20,166
Imaad.
1957
01:54:20,500 --> 01:54:22,041
Is this how you treat her?
1958
01:54:22,125 --> 01:54:24,291
What you gonna do, huh? Huh?
1959
01:54:24,375 --> 01:54:27,083
- Imaad, leave it, please. Stop it, guys.
- Show me.
1960
01:54:27,166 --> 01:54:30,250
- Why you interfering?
- Really? Why you getting physical?
1961
01:54:30,333 --> 01:54:32,733
- Why you getting involved, asshole?
- What's wrong with you?
1962
01:54:32,791 --> 01:54:35,333
- Guys, stop!
- Say it again, I'll break your balls!
1963
01:54:35,416 --> 01:54:37,791
- [Ahana] Have you guys lost it?
- [Imaad] Asshole!
1964
01:54:38,375 --> 01:54:40,375
- Rohan, get off him!
- What you gonna do? Huh?
1965
01:54:40,458 --> 01:54:42,250
Rohan, stop it. Get off of him.
1966
01:54:42,333 --> 01:54:43,875
[music intensifies]
1967
01:54:45,666 --> 01:54:47,083
- [music stops]
- [grunts]
1968
01:54:47,625 --> 01:54:49,000
[panting]
1969
01:54:49,875 --> 01:54:51,500
[groaning]
1970
01:54:58,750 --> 01:55:00,791
[uplifting music playing]
1971
01:55:05,000 --> 01:55:06,541
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1972
01:55:07,375 --> 01:55:09,375
You broke my nose. You'll pay for this.
1973
01:55:10,250 --> 01:55:13,458
- [imitates Rohan] That was a bitch move!
- [all laughing]
1974
01:55:14,833 --> 01:55:15,958
Let's get out of here.
1975
01:55:19,666 --> 01:55:21,000
Gotta give it to you.
1976
01:55:21,083 --> 01:55:22,500
Yeah. What timing.
1977
01:55:22,583 --> 01:55:24,625
Should have given him one more.
Birthday bumps.
1978
01:55:24,708 --> 01:55:25,541
[all laughing]
1979
01:55:25,625 --> 01:55:27,583
[Imaad] Should've thrown in
one from me.
1980
01:55:37,250 --> 01:55:38,375
[music fades]
1981
01:55:38,458 --> 01:55:39,625
Neil.
1982
01:55:40,583 --> 01:55:42,125
Have you seen Lala's page?
1983
01:55:42,875 --> 01:55:44,000
[Ahana] What happened?
1984
01:55:45,041 --> 01:55:47,291
Look at Lala's page.
She's getting trolled.
1985
01:55:47,375 --> 01:55:49,000
[tense music playing]
1986
01:55:49,083 --> 01:55:50,291
Look what's going on.
1987
01:55:50,375 --> 01:55:54,500
{\an8}She's photoshopped her images.
Apparently, she's done her lips.
1988
01:55:55,083 --> 01:55:57,625
- Shit!
- [Ahana] Someone's hacker her page.
1989
01:55:57,708 --> 01:55:59,375
[Imaad] Who does all this?
1990
01:55:59,458 --> 01:56:01,750
- Now everyone's trolling her.
- Look at this.
1991
01:56:02,750 --> 01:56:06,250
"Lightened skin, social climber, sellout."
1992
01:56:06,333 --> 01:56:07,750
This is horrible, dude.
1993
01:56:07,833 --> 01:56:09,166
- [Imaad] I know.
- "Nose job."
1994
01:56:10,333 --> 01:56:12,416
{\an8}"Nagpur call center accent."
1995
01:56:15,916 --> 01:56:17,500
Neil, you have to call her.
1996
01:56:18,250 --> 01:56:20,958
She should complain about this.
This is messed up.
1997
01:56:23,916 --> 01:56:24,958
Neil?
1998
01:56:28,166 --> 01:56:29,166
What's wrong?
1999
01:56:33,500 --> 01:56:34,708
I hacked into her account.
2000
01:56:36,708 --> 01:56:37,708
What?
2001
01:56:39,416 --> 01:56:42,375
- I was the one who started it.
- Why?
2002
01:56:43,500 --> 01:56:45,083
[somber music playing]
2003
01:56:50,000 --> 01:56:51,916
She complained about me to Harsh.
2004
01:56:52,500 --> 01:56:53,791
He fired me because of it.
2005
01:56:55,416 --> 01:56:56,541
You guys broke up?
2006
01:56:57,875 --> 01:56:59,500
She cheated on me.
2007
01:57:02,208 --> 01:57:05,625
I didn't have the things she wanted,
so she found someone who did.
2008
01:57:07,833 --> 01:57:10,208
She put up a story,
kissing that guy while I was...
2009
01:57:10,291 --> 01:57:12,375
Neil, I'm sorry that she really hurt you,
2010
01:57:12,916 --> 01:57:15,833
but that doesn't make it okay
to get back at her like this.
2011
01:57:15,916 --> 01:57:17,958
I can't believe you would do this, Neil.
2012
01:57:18,500 --> 01:57:20,583
[tense music playing]
2013
01:57:33,833 --> 01:57:35,000
[Imaad inhales sharply]
2014
01:57:41,916 --> 01:57:43,208
Maybe she can't see...
2015
01:57:45,291 --> 01:57:47,291
what you're really worth.
2016
01:57:49,083 --> 01:57:50,291
And you don't either.
2017
01:57:51,125 --> 01:57:52,708
That's the problem, Neil.
2018
01:57:56,250 --> 01:57:58,208
[poignant music playing]
2019
01:58:01,333 --> 01:58:02,333
Yeah.
2020
01:58:26,500 --> 01:58:27,500
[music fades]
2021
01:58:40,875 --> 01:58:42,500
[solemn music playing]
2022
01:58:48,375 --> 01:58:51,541
[Neil] Lala, I hacked
into your account yesterday.
2023
01:58:52,958 --> 01:58:54,666
I posted online in your name.
2024
01:58:55,375 --> 01:58:57,291
I violated your privacy.
2025
01:58:59,291 --> 01:59:02,583
I wanted to put you down so badly.
I just wanted to shame you.
2026
01:59:03,541 --> 01:59:05,375
But when I saw what happened after that
2027
01:59:06,041 --> 01:59:08,916
I felt so ashamed about what I'd done.
2028
01:59:09,000 --> 01:59:12,625
I have no explanation or excuses
for why I did this to you.
2029
01:59:14,375 --> 01:59:17,125
Other than the fact
that I wasn't happy from within.
2030
01:59:19,333 --> 01:59:21,416
I could only see flaws in me.
2031
01:59:22,541 --> 01:59:25,375
Just obsessing over whatever I don't have.
2032
01:59:25,875 --> 01:59:31,458
But I had so much that I neither
acknowledged nor appreciated any of it.
2033
01:59:37,375 --> 01:59:39,041
I had forgotten to be grateful.
2034
01:59:41,250 --> 01:59:45,333
I don't expect to be forgiven, Lala.
I crossed the line this time.
2035
01:59:45,416 --> 01:59:48,500
And whatever happens now,
I'll bear those consequences.
2036
01:59:51,500 --> 01:59:54,583
But I really need you
and the whole world to know
2037
01:59:54,666 --> 01:59:58,666
that everything I wrote in that post
says more about who I am
2038
01:59:59,625 --> 02:00:00,625
than who you are.
2039
02:00:01,750 --> 02:00:03,958
I'm truly sorry to have hurt you, Lala.
2040
02:00:04,041 --> 02:00:05,166
Neil Pereira.
2041
02:00:10,875 --> 02:00:13,500
Dating apps were supposed
to make life easier,
2042
02:00:13,583 --> 02:00:15,750
but now it's gotten harder
to find someone.
2043
02:00:15,833 --> 02:00:19,125
Because the thing is, now we
reject people at a superficial level.
2044
02:00:19,750 --> 02:00:22,250
"I don't want to date
somebody named Jignesh."
2045
02:00:23,000 --> 02:00:26,041
She's an investment banker?
No, all night she'll be saying,
2046
02:00:26,125 --> 02:00:28,291
"Mutual fund investments
are subject to market risks."
2047
02:00:28,375 --> 02:00:31,375
"Please read the offer document carefully
before committing."
2048
02:00:31,458 --> 02:00:33,000
- [person whistling]
- [laughing]
2049
02:00:33,083 --> 02:00:35,750
In this world of easy judgments
and shallow connections,
2050
02:00:35,833 --> 02:00:37,541
I finally managed to find someone.
2051
02:00:38,041 --> 02:00:41,416
Somebody I could trust,
maybe fall in love with.
2052
02:00:41,500 --> 02:00:42,750
[crowd cheering]
2053
02:00:42,833 --> 02:00:46,083
Thank you. And in classic Imaad style,
I completely screwed it up.
2054
02:00:46,166 --> 02:00:47,000
[crowd laughs]
2055
02:00:47,083 --> 02:00:49,333
For the first time,
I was feeling really good.
2056
02:00:49,416 --> 02:00:50,875
I was feeling comfortable.
2057
02:00:50,958 --> 02:00:52,291
Then my inner voice said,
2058
02:00:52,375 --> 02:00:55,666
"Bro, it's been a while
since you listened to Arijit Singh."
2059
02:00:55,750 --> 02:00:57,250
[all laughing]
2060
02:00:57,333 --> 02:00:59,000
There's one person in this world
2061
02:00:59,083 --> 02:01:01,583
I've had a long-term
consistent relationship with,
2062
02:01:01,666 --> 02:01:02,750
it's my therapist.
2063
02:01:02,833 --> 02:01:03,916
[scattered laughs]
2064
02:01:05,166 --> 02:01:06,416
My therapist asked me,
2065
02:01:06,500 --> 02:01:09,958
"Imaad, when was the last time
you had an intimate relationship?"
2066
02:01:10,541 --> 02:01:12,916
I was like, "Last night?"
2067
02:01:13,000 --> 02:01:14,208
[crowd laughs]
2068
02:01:14,291 --> 02:01:15,625
"It was very intimate."
2069
02:01:16,750 --> 02:01:17,666
And she was like,
2070
02:01:17,750 --> 02:01:20,708
"Imaad, this is my therapy clinic,
not Koffee with Karan."
2071
02:01:20,791 --> 02:01:22,125
[crowd laughing]
2072
02:01:22,208 --> 02:01:24,458
"I'm talking about emotional intimacy."
2073
02:01:24,958 --> 02:01:25,958
Mmm.
2074
02:01:27,083 --> 02:01:29,708
Despite being a comedian,
for the first time in life,
2075
02:01:29,791 --> 02:01:31,291
I didn't have a good comeback.
2076
02:01:32,791 --> 02:01:35,041
[pensive music playing]
2077
02:01:35,125 --> 02:01:36,125
[sighs]
2078
02:01:37,208 --> 02:01:38,416
Emotional intimacy.
2079
02:01:39,166 --> 02:01:40,166
Hmm.
2080
02:01:41,791 --> 02:01:44,291
So I always believe
that if I open up to people,
2081
02:01:45,000 --> 02:01:46,375
they'll judge me and leave.
2082
02:01:47,291 --> 02:01:50,041
So, before they get a chance
to leave me, I leave them.
2083
02:01:50,125 --> 02:01:51,125
[chuckles]
2084
02:01:51,166 --> 02:01:54,125
I'm still the loser
but at least my ego's always up here.
2085
02:01:54,208 --> 02:01:55,416
[crowd laughs]
2086
02:01:57,083 --> 02:01:59,291
Since childhood, I was always by myself.
2087
02:02:00,000 --> 02:02:01,750
I was nine when Ammi passed away.
2088
02:02:01,833 --> 02:02:04,875
And then Dad decided
he wasn't going to spend his life alone.
2089
02:02:05,458 --> 02:02:07,375
So every evening, he'd spend his time
2090
02:02:07,458 --> 02:02:10,291
either with Mr. Johnnie Walker,
or with some Old Monk.
2091
02:02:10,375 --> 02:02:11,375
[crowd laughs]
2092
02:02:12,583 --> 02:02:16,166
This was his version of therapy.
Cheap and effective. Bottoms up.
2093
02:02:16,250 --> 02:02:17,500
[chuckles]
2094
02:02:19,000 --> 02:02:22,458
Once in a while, his business partner
would also join him to drink.
2095
02:02:22,541 --> 02:02:25,041
And one night Dad had
an overdose of the therapy,
2096
02:02:25,625 --> 02:02:26,791
and he went to sleep.
2097
02:02:28,000 --> 02:02:31,208
His business partner came up to me,
and offered me chocolates.
2098
02:02:32,458 --> 02:02:36,416
Now, for a ten-year-old kid, getting
chocolates is like winning KBC, isn't it?
2099
02:02:40,291 --> 02:02:42,041
He asked me where the washroom was.
2100
02:02:43,708 --> 02:02:45,000
I went along to show him.
2101
02:02:45,500 --> 02:02:48,208
And suddenly he pulled me inside with him.
2102
02:02:51,000 --> 02:02:54,250
And before I could understand
what exactly was happening with me,
2103
02:02:55,208 --> 02:02:56,708
it happened again.
2104
02:02:59,875 --> 02:03:01,041
Yet another time.
2105
02:03:02,666 --> 02:03:03,916
Yet another night.
2106
02:03:05,000 --> 02:03:06,500
[somber music playing]
2107
02:03:07,375 --> 02:03:08,833
Some more chocolates.
2108
02:03:11,541 --> 02:03:13,916
And before I knew it,
the wrappers were piling up.
2109
02:03:18,291 --> 02:03:19,333
[sighs deeply]
2110
02:03:19,416 --> 02:03:21,125
I know what you guys are thinking.
2111
02:03:21,833 --> 02:03:23,583
That Imaad really loves chocolates.
2112
02:03:23,666 --> 02:03:25,333
He can do anything for them.
2113
02:03:25,416 --> 02:03:26,458
[chuckles softly]
2114
02:03:28,791 --> 02:03:32,250
When my dad saw the chocolates,
he said, "Beta, these are expensive."
2115
02:03:32,333 --> 02:03:35,541
And I told him,
"Yeah, Dad. You have no idea."
2116
02:03:37,375 --> 02:03:38,708
What could I have said?
2117
02:03:39,375 --> 02:03:42,083
Your business partner
is mixing business with pleasure?
2118
02:03:50,291 --> 02:03:51,333
[sighs deeply]
2119
02:03:52,916 --> 02:03:55,500
What's the matter?
Don't get awkward, you can laugh.
2120
02:03:56,875 --> 02:03:58,875
If you don't laugh, the show will fail.
2121
02:03:59,625 --> 02:04:02,916
And now I can't even
have chocolates to cheer myself up.
2122
02:04:03,000 --> 02:04:04,416
[chuckles]
2123
02:04:11,833 --> 02:04:12,958
Intimacy.
2124
02:04:13,916 --> 02:04:15,500
Into-me-see.
2125
02:04:19,375 --> 02:04:21,833
For 15 years, I've had just one aim.
2126
02:04:22,708 --> 02:04:25,000
That no one finds out the truth about me.
2127
02:04:27,708 --> 02:04:29,125
No one sees me.
2128
02:04:29,791 --> 02:04:32,416
So I made my way through life
very secretly.
2129
02:04:33,000 --> 02:04:36,208
And I did whatever I felt
was right to survive. Sometimes I lied.
2130
02:04:36,791 --> 02:04:38,375
Ruined my relationships.
2131
02:04:39,083 --> 02:04:40,541
Even cracked stupid jokes.
2132
02:04:41,250 --> 02:04:42,458
To avoid the truth.
2133
02:04:45,125 --> 02:04:47,791
I haven't even ever
told my friends about all this.
2134
02:04:48,833 --> 02:04:52,083
I convinced myself that it was my fault.
2135
02:04:54,333 --> 02:04:55,625
That night...
2136
02:04:57,833 --> 02:05:00,083
What could a ten-year-old
have done anyway?
2137
02:05:00,666 --> 02:05:02,083
He could've screamed.
2138
02:05:04,208 --> 02:05:06,333
He could have stopped it.
Could have run away.
2139
02:05:09,166 --> 02:05:10,625
And ever since that day,
2140
02:05:12,000 --> 02:05:13,291
I've been on the run.
2141
02:05:14,333 --> 02:05:16,541
[breathes deeply]
2142
02:05:17,875 --> 02:05:19,458
But not anymore.
2143
02:05:21,916 --> 02:05:24,291
I've spent 15 years of my life
with this shit.
2144
02:05:26,375 --> 02:05:27,500
I'm done.
2145
02:05:35,916 --> 02:05:38,333
Tonight I'm taking control of my life
back in my hands.
2146
02:05:42,208 --> 02:05:45,125
And I can't think of a better place
to say this out loud.
2147
02:05:45,666 --> 02:05:48,458
'Cause if I regret telling you this,
I can always say,
2148
02:05:49,291 --> 02:05:50,416
"It was a joke."
2149
02:05:50,500 --> 02:05:52,083
[inspiring music playing]
2150
02:05:52,166 --> 02:05:53,458
[applause]
2151
02:05:53,541 --> 02:05:55,000
[all cheering]
2152
02:06:10,458 --> 02:06:11,666
[imperceptible]
2153
02:06:23,958 --> 02:06:26,083
[gentle, mellow music playing]
2154
02:07:01,958 --> 02:07:02,958
[music fades]
2155
02:07:07,875 --> 02:07:09,583
{\an8}[Ahana] It's 31st of December.
2156
02:07:10,166 --> 02:07:11,458
{\an8}We've grown a little older.
2157
02:07:12,041 --> 02:07:13,375
{\an8}And a lot wiser.
2158
02:07:14,083 --> 02:07:16,333
{\an8}We figured out that,
like every drug addict,
2159
02:07:17,041 --> 02:07:21,000
{\an8}the problem wasn't about chasing the high,
it was about escaping from reality.
2160
02:07:22,791 --> 02:07:24,708
{\an8}We got so distracted by screens,
2161
02:07:24,791 --> 02:07:26,916
{\an8}that we forgot to check in with ourselves.
2162
02:07:27,416 --> 02:07:29,875
{\an8}And because today's a chance
to start afresh,
2163
02:07:29,958 --> 02:07:31,666
{\an8}let's reboot.
2164
02:07:31,750 --> 02:07:33,833
{\an8}[upbeat song playing]
2165
02:07:35,166 --> 02:07:36,166
{\an8}Resolution one.
2166
02:07:38,416 --> 02:07:39,833
{\an8}Put down your phones.
2167
02:07:39,916 --> 02:07:41,958
{\an8}And look up at the real world.
2168
02:07:44,875 --> 02:07:46,750
{\an8}Look life in the eye.
2169
02:07:50,000 --> 02:07:51,708
{\an8}Because life is about living.
2170
02:07:52,375 --> 02:07:54,666
{\an8}Without filters, without lenses.
2171
02:07:56,666 --> 02:07:59,041
{\an8}[imperceptible]
2172
02:08:00,250 --> 02:08:01,375
{\an8}Resolution two.
2173
02:08:03,000 --> 02:08:05,416
{\an8}Take it easy, keep it real.
2174
02:08:06,458 --> 02:08:09,250
{\an8}Know that you don't need too much
to be truly happy.
2175
02:08:10,583 --> 02:08:12,958
{\an8}Because only when you are
your most authentic self,
2176
02:08:13,041 --> 02:08:15,750
{\an8}will you be able to truly let people in.
2177
02:08:16,458 --> 02:08:19,958
{\an8}[in Hindi] ♪ We're free of all our woes
That's all we know ♪
2178
02:08:20,041 --> 02:08:24,291
{\an8}♪ We'll heed our hearts
We'll follow them where they go... ♪
2179
02:08:25,458 --> 02:08:28,500
{\an8}[Ahana in English] Resolution three.
Stop the comparisons.
2180
02:08:28,583 --> 02:08:29,958
{\an8}There's never another you,
2181
02:08:30,041 --> 02:08:32,666
{\an8}and you'll never need
to pretend to be someone else.
2182
02:08:34,791 --> 02:08:38,583
{\an8}[in Hindi]
♪ Where did we lose ourselves? ♪
2183
02:08:42,750 --> 02:08:46,083
{\an8}♪ Where did we lose ourselves? ♪
2184
02:08:46,166 --> 02:08:47,500
{\an8}[Ahana in English] You're unique.
2185
02:08:47,583 --> 02:08:50,333
{\an8}Only the future you
can be better than you are now.
2186
02:08:50,416 --> 02:08:52,250
{\an8}[song continues]
2187
02:08:54,333 --> 02:08:55,666
{\an8}[imperceptible]
2188
02:08:57,708 --> 02:08:59,916
{\an8}Resolution four. Be grateful.
2189
02:09:00,000 --> 02:09:01,541
{\an8}[imperceptible]
2190
02:09:03,666 --> 02:09:08,750
{\an8}Say "Thank you." Out loud.
Wholeheartedly. Every single day.
2191
02:09:08,833 --> 02:09:10,125
{\an8}[imperceptible]
2192
02:09:10,208 --> 02:09:16,541
{\an8}[in Hindi] ♪ Why think of things
That make us feel so low? ♪
2193
02:09:19,458 --> 02:09:23,208
{\an8}♪ We're free of all our woes
That's all we really know ♪
2194
02:09:25,083 --> 02:09:27,875
{\an8}[Ahana in English] And resolution five.
Find your tribe.
2195
02:09:28,583 --> 02:09:31,958
{\an8}'Cause when your friends are on your side,
do you need followers?
2196
02:09:37,458 --> 02:09:41,125
[in Hindi]
♪ Where did we lose ourselves? ♪
2197
02:09:42,708 --> 02:09:44,208
[imperceptible]
2198
02:09:45,750 --> 02:09:51,416
♪ Where did we lose ourselves? ♪
2199
02:09:52,666 --> 02:09:54,250
[fireworks bursting]
2200
02:10:06,166 --> 02:10:07,166
{\an8}[song ends]
2201
02:10:08,666 --> 02:10:10,791
[mellow music playing]