Music: "Lakmé, act 1: The flower duet" by léo delibes
H I la ry: Busty divorcee, fifties
seeks energetic male, any age
to share dinner, wine, and etcetera.
Box 79.
Doorbell rings
hilary: Shot her myself this morning, no time for hanging.
Mid—season hen's best eaten
as soon as they come out of rigor mortis, don't you agree?
Wait there. I'll go and scare up some gravy.
Few lumps
but the odd giblet's not going to kill us, hey?
She chuckles
here's mud in your eye!
She chuckles
oh, I do like a man who can guess my size.
Ooh!
Ooh.
Not quite what I had in mind but...
I'm game if you are.
How many corners are there in a kitten?
She giggles
how many, how many mittens in a rectangle?
She laughs
oh, these furry little blighters are blurring into one.
Ooh!
Ooh, I think I might shut my eyes for a tick.
Morning, sister.
Yes, good morning to you, Peggy.
Though, I doubt it's been a good morning for our hapless milkman.
Oh, I know. This is Terry's second old stiff this month.
Poor Terry.
Let's see if the unfortunate deceased has her own tale to tell.
Felix: Hilary sympson—smythe, aged 58.
Likely cause of death, coronary heart disease.
The Jigsaw puzzle is "you shall have no pie."
Based on the nursery rhyme in which three kittens lose their mittens.
Yeah. I'm familiar with the mother goose canon.
Hardly thrilling enough to prompt a heart attack.
Camera clicks
just me, or is there something wrong with this picture?
Well, the picture and the puzzle.
Meaning?
Piece missing, bottom left.
Question is why would anyone attempt a 200—piece puzzle
with a face covered in cold cream?
Why indeed.
The greasy pieces are a puzzler's worst nightmare.
Alright, maybe not the worst, but definitely top five.
Would you mind taking Peggy house to house?
See if anyone heard or saw anything last night.
Sir.
Lily scent. Lanolin base note.
How long would it take to do a 200—piece puzzle?
Ah, um...
Well, that can be expressed as n multiplied by n.
So, a 200—piece puzzle is four times as difficult as a 100—piece
while a 500 is 25 times harder than a 100—piece.
The reason being that one must compare each Jigsaw piece
to "n" other pieces.
Quite a while.
Sam g ru nts
unless she had help.
And given that she's gone all out on the frock, lipstick, and pearls
I'd bet that help was a gentleman caller.
Whoever was here was certainly careful to tidy up.
I'll say. Not a print in sight.
Powdery residue on the coffee table, though.
Some on the sofa, too.
Tucked behind the bread bin.
Someone should head down to the bugle.
Hmm. And I suppose that someone ought to be you?
I need to talk to you about your lonely hearts.
Perfect timing!
You could take advantage of our one—month—free offer.
For an investigation.
Obviously, I'd like to help
but the persons behind our personals are confidential, Sam
I'm sure you understand.
Even if your personals are linked to a possible murder case?
Keep talking.
It's strictly on the ot that there was a woman found dead
with a Jigsaw puzzle and a face full of cold cream.
And you're suspicious because...
A hunch.
Do I get an exclusive?
Once I know what we're dealing with and it's safe to go public.
Is that a yes?
Sam chuckles it's not a no.
Alright. Follow me.
Colin: Sympson—smythe, sympson—smythe.
Ah, here she is. — oh, Colin, you're a diamond.
"Busty divorcee, fifties, seeks energetic male, any age
to share dinner, wine etcetera. Box 19". Hats off!
Fair to say hilary was one of our more enthusiastic customers.
Well, let's hope it wasn't the "etcetera" that finished her off!
So, talk me through the system.
Someone places an ad, for example, "lonely lady seeks tall handsome stranger".
Or "frustrated bachelor seeks assertive successful woman".
They're assigned a box number.
All correspondence is checked and forwarded every Thursday.
How soon can you get the names and addresses of these men?
He described him as smart, upright, grey—haired, and smoking a pipe.
Mr Arnold at the honeysuckle cottage saw him when he went out to retrieve a pigeon.
A what? — a pigeon.
Never mind. You and Peggy need to start eliminating.
There's 34 names on that list.
Right, I shall begin.
As I suspected.
Diethylbarbituric acid. Please don't touch.
Diethylbarbituric acid.
Barbital in powder form, brand name bentinal, prescribed for insomnia.
Progress! Good man.
Oh, um, and if there was any doubt about whether her death was suspicious
hilary sympson—smythe had enough in her system to fell a giraffe, so...
Hmm.
Right.
You've certainly earned that snowball, sister.
Reckon I've earned myself one too, if you're buying.
Evening, sister.
Hello, Ruth. — I thought you always bought your own?
Sometimes a girl likes to leave her principles at the door, Sam
you know that.
I'll do the honours, what'll it be?
The usual, thanks.
I knew there was something about your mystery that rang a bell.
Alice croft, died at home, on may 9th, supposedly of natural causes.
Oh, yes, mrs croft, the local councillor if memory serves?
Ruth: I interviewed her daughter for the obit.
She said how tragic it was that mother didn't get to finish her new Jigsaw puzzle
"the Madonna of the yarnwinder".
Apparently, the family took great comfort
from the fact that the holy mother was somehow "with her" when she passed.
Interesting, but it's not necessarily a link. — Ruth: Agreed.
Which is why I called and asked a couple more questions.
It seems Alice croft was wearing cold cream when she was discovered.
Oh, gosh.
I don't suppose she was... — Ruth: A lonely heart?
"Buxom from bath. Attractive mature widow, fit fifties
seeks energetic male for frisky fun. Box 22."
Sam, you need to let me go to press. — not yet.
Why the hell not?
Sorry, sister. — no, no, that's quite alright.
Pretend I'm not here.
Going public will cause mass hysteria and scare the killer back into the woodwork.
Then let's hope for your sake he doesn't strike again.
I wouldn't want that on my conscience.
Strictly entre nous.
One gets tired of being in the same position, week in week out.
I've you to thank for opening my eyes to new possibilities.
The pleasure was all mine, mrs clam.
They both laugh — Sam clears his throat: Morning.
I'll, um, freshen the teapot.
Thought I would send wpc button out
to check the sale ofjigsaw puzzles in the area.
Right. Good.
Anything else you want to tell me about?
Presuming cyril isn't listening in from beyond the grave.
Mrs clam: There you are.
Sergeant livingstone needs his strength building up.
I'm not sure I want to know what for.
You're honestly not insinuating... — what?
I have joined mrs clam and the bell—ringers of st Michael's church.
Oh, praise be.
He chuckles why didn't you tell me?
And have you make a mockery of me?
Would I?
I think it's great.
So, if I join the bell—ringers, would I get sausages too?
Have mine.
The British banger is a taste I have yet to acquire.
Sam scoffs
Watch out. Now mrs c knows you're a joiner—inner
she'll be trying to join you up to the g—sads.
The g what?
The great slaughter amateur dramatics society.
Sorry, line?
Wait... got it!
It's true, you love me, with every step of the waltz.
The merry widow was last year, dottie.
Let's take five to revisit the script, shall we?
And try to not just say the lines but feel them in our core.
Rudolpho?
My core feels there's some impropriety going on.
Honestly, I don't see why we can't do a bit of Gilbert and Sullivan
or Noel coward if one insists on being "modern".
Hello. New blood?
Certainly not.
Sam: Looking for Colin, if he's around?
I know exactly where he is.
He's either in the lav or adjusting the lights or...
Sorry, who were you looking for?
Morning, officers. Everything alright?
Sam: Just a quick word please. — of course.
Ida: Don't keep him too long.
Chaos descends if dottie doesn't have a prompt.
Again, from page 66, please, g—sads!
Sorry to interrupt whatever this is.
Ah. Dostoevsky. Crime and punishment.
Mother's quite ambitious.
The cast have been great sports about it so far
although she hasn't told them about the unitards yet.
We just wanted to check something with you.
Confounded white residue. From the coffee table.
Subjected it to every test in christendom
yet it stubbornly refuses to be any familiar chemical compound.
This test is my last hurrah.
Fingers crossed.
Oh! That is unexpected.
What am I seeing?
Plain as a pikestaff.
Polyhedral granules, central hilum a five—rayed cleft.
Cornflour!
Of course, what was I thinking?
So, why is it scattered all over our crime scene?
Thickening the plot, perhaps? — they chuckle
any insights into the world of lonely hearts?
Well, thanks to Colin we now know Alice and hilary both dated two of the same men.
Yes. Box 22, major Roger Travis
aka the "major heart—sing."
And box 30, retired chemist professor...
Claude. — Claude several, aka "bunsen burner."
Ouch!
A man after my own heart. Interest purely professional, of course.
Good old Colin.
Yeah. Good old Colin. — yeah... yeah.
Ah. The pensive pause.
Something a bit obsessive about him, don't you think?
With the pocket squares and the pernickety systems.
Does rather depend on one's own benchmark in regard to efficiency and grooming.
I suppose he does have a connection to both women.
Exactly.
Time to make some house calls.
Professor several: I only met each lady the once
and they were but two of many.
So, you consider women interchangeable, is that it, professor?
Actually, I'm a sufferer of prosopagnosia.
A condition that renders one—— — Unable to recognise faces, even one's own.
Professor several: Very good, sergeant.
So, I differentiate women by smell.
Smell?
I can detect different blood types, in fact.
Hilary was b—positive.
Quite a rare one, that.
He sniffs
he exhales deeply
o—negative.
We think the perpetrator may have had pharmacological knowledge.
If you're suggesting I use my expertise to drug women...
I can assure you I've no need of chemical intervention.
Of any kind.
Where were you the night before last, professor?
A partial eclipse, if I'm not mistaken.
Are you given to lunar distractions, inspector?
No.
And yet, even rational men such as ourselves
can't help but feel the eternal tango of the cosmos.
Where were you the night of June 13th, professor?
I was at a fundraising dinner for cripples in mombasa.
I'm a passionate and vigorous campaigner.
And you can prove that?
My passion and vigour?
No. Your whereabouts, professor.
No.
But I have every confidence that you can.
Felix: You're sure he'll be here?
Half a pint of stout at 5.45.
Word is you can set your watch by major Travis.
Sam clears his throat major Travis?
Yes? — sorry to bother you.
We are investigating an incident, night before last.
Must be serious
if you're inconveniencing law—abiding citizens on a Saturday?
Indeed. Just a couple of questions
then we'll let you get back to your racing pages.
Fire away then, detective inspector Gillespie.
Where were you the evening of June 13th?
I was here until 6.30 sharp, then I walked home.
Straight home? Any stops? Deviations?
I may have taken the scenic route, via the lake.
Did you see or speak to anyone that could verify that?
No.
My shrapnel injury was causing discomfort, so I turned in early.
And yet, you may have taken a scenic route as a detour?
I don't recall.
That's the trouble with war wounds.
They tend to manifest without warning at inconvenient moments.
Sam: Well, excuse the "inconvenience", major.
We'll be in touch if there's anything further.
Obviously, I would take on a male role
but the beard glue brings me out in a rash. — gate clangs
ooh. That was the front gate.
Mrs clam, got to go.
See you and dottie for the read—through in the morning.
Lois: Comely wa/if/o wer, 52, hoping to bloom.
Better late than never.
Are you my sunshine?
Wi/I respond to all.
Doorbell rings — box 37.
Morning! Queen of the kitchen, as promised.
Don't tell the vicar but it's my new Bible.
Once you've served coleslaw in a wine glass, there's no going back.
Ooh, I love a buff orpington.
Morning, thespians.
Right. I've colour—coded everyone's parts.
I'm green. Dottie, you're pink. Lois, you're blue.
Lois.
You're blue. — I'm pink.
Blue...
Oh dear!
Lois? You're...
Woman screams
what kind of miscreant could do such a thing?
You've had a terrible shock.
She sobs
I'll take you home for a cup of tea, mrs clam.
Or something stronger.
Any thoughts to the time of death, sister?
Well, um, I'd estimate between 8 and 11 in the pm.
No one could have seen this coming.
And yet the same mo.
The cold cream, the cornflour, the missing Jigsaw piece. Why?
Hmm.
Well, my guess is the cold cream is to render the victim faceless, anonymous.
Unable to judge his actions.
Certainly, a troubled psyche at work.
To hell with his psyche.
He's a sick opportunist
using the lonely hearts to prey on unsuspecting victims.
Yes, well, we still need to understand the motivation.
It's not sexual, but...
He obviously likes to spend time with his victims.
I don't need to understand him, I just need to catch him.
He sighs I need some air.
Sam: Sister?
Yes.
Sam: Sister?
Look.
I'd say someone took off their muddy shoes before entering the house.
Must have dropped it out of the tread.
A stout walking shoe, I'd wager.
How do we know it belonged to the murderer?
Well, given that it rained yesterday evening for the first time in weeks
and that Lois isn't the kind of housekeeper to allow any speck to go un—scrubbed
I'd say extremely sure.
What is that? Some type of grass?
Barley, by the looks.
It won't tell us who our killer is, but it'll certainly tell us where he's been.
He was lying, professor several.
Our bunsen burner?
Felix: That charity event?
Two eyewitnesses saw him leave straight after the canapés.
And the night that Alice died?
Claims he was at some silent retreat in... lord pasternack's folly. Alone.
Hardly watertight.
I think we should pay the professor a visit.
Sure I can't tempt you to a bloody Mary?
Or a virgin, if you prefer?
Thank you, no.
Where were you last night, professor?
Tucked up in bed with odette and Pamela.
My cats.
Reciting plutarch together. Siamese are very vocal, you know.
This fundraiser on June 13th.
You were seen leaving early.
It's time for some unembroidered facts, professor.
It, it's true. I am dishonest.
And weak. A slave to temptation.
I was not alone.
The charity treasurer and I went to the little grange hotel.
Why did you lie?
Because the lady in question is a local magistrate.
Wouldn't do for her reputation to be sullied.
Sam: Three women have been killed, professor.
Your lady friend's reputation is the least of my worries.
It's true.
The receptionist signed him in, and checked him out the next morning
and delivered, at various intervals, a bottle of absinthe
two hairnets, and a plate of Welsh rarebit.
No accounting for taste.
Indeed not.
As for Colin, he left a rehearsal at 6.45
took the train to bunnington
and alighted at little sockford for a harpsichord recital.
Anyone see him? — the conductor clipped his ticket.
He returned home at 22h00
bidding goodnight to the scoutmaster before heading up the front path.
And I bet he could tell us the colour of the scoutmaster's shoelaces.
Felix: I daresay.
Sam sighs
which leaves the major.
Any progress on that footprint?
Matter of fact, yes.
So, the large structures are tree seeds, some sort of conifer.
Combined with the barley fragments and fungal spores
we're looking at a specific time and place. A pedological photograph, if you will.
A photograph of what?
Well, we'd have to sample mud from barley fields in the area
but if we can locate the same profile...
We'll know who the killer is.
Let's go and see if the major's got any mud on his shoes.
"Honest, loyal, ex—army gentleman of means
seeks warm—hearted lady for companionship and home fires".
A lady like Alice croft.
Or hilary sympson—smythe.
Or Lois Mason.
For the umpteenth time, I have never met these women.
Mud was found in Lois Mason's porch.
The remnants perfectly match the tread of your shoes.
As they no doubt would the shoes of everyone else
who owns the same ubiquitous brand.
Awfully clean, aren't they, given that you live in a rural area?
He scoffs well...
You can take the man out of the army...
Seems you've discovered my footwear is as clean as my conscience
so you're clutching at straws, inspector.
Sam sighs heavily
you visited gravestock's newsagents two days before hilary was murdered.
What did you buy?
I believe it was a Jigsaw puzzle.
A Jigsaw of what? — major Travis: No idea.
One with a picture on it.
Who for?
My aunt Edith.
And if you'd done your job
you would have found out that I also bought a birthday card
and some parcel string in order to post it to her for her birthday.
As I do every year.
What's with the Jigsaw puzzle fixation, major?
Come now, inspector.
Once a lady's fertile and attractive years are behind her
what else is there for her to do?
Now, unless you've some actual evidence, inspector Gillespie
I shall take myself home for supper.
He sighs good day.
Sam sighs
door slams
I had to just watch him walk out.
It's unconscionable, I know, but we simply have no proof.
Apologies, mrs clam, lost our appetites somewhat.
No, I must apologise.
I seem to be ruining breakfast, lunch, and dinner ever since...
Don't worry, mrs c, no one's noticed.
Awful to think that Lois opened her heart to that man
only to fall into his terrible trap.
Wait... that's it. A trap.
We send the major an invitation from a fake admirer
we wait for him to crack out the bentinal, and then we catch him in the act.
With respect, not only are those ethics somewhat dubious...
Sod the ethics.
But what woman in her right mind
would submit herself to such a dangerous endeavour?
I shall do it.
Mrs clam, no.
Nonsense, I insist.
If I can prevent another lone woman from being murdered, then—...
That's absolutely courageous of you
but it would be risky and dangerous—— — you're on.
Good. I shall see to the custard.
She's perfect.
Are the great slaughter police really so under—resourced
that we would use a civilian in a honey trap operation?
Sam chuckles
you said "we".
What? — seems you're one of us now.
So, what do we think?
There must be something here between "milkmaid" and "Moulin Rouge".
I should jolly well hope so.
Right.
Let's cook the major up an invitation he can't refuse.
She clears her throat so, how would you describe yourself, Vera?
Tidy, church—going, spinster.
Put "trim, ballroom—dancing, bon viveur".
Sister boniface: Oh, very good.
The voice of an expert. She chuckles
don't, don't forget, he has a type.
Put "curvaceous and homely, likes hugging and baking".
Dreadful. — perfect.
Colin: I had my suspicions about that major.
Do you know, he gets more letters than any other lonely heart
even "strong, good with livestock", and "tap—dancing Romeo"?
Focus, Colin, that Marcel isn't going to wave itself.
Sorry, mother.
Ready when you are.
Think this'll work? — sister boniface: What's your worry?
Well, just that a honey trap requires, well, you know, honey?
Colin: Ready?
She wolf—whistles
hell's bells, mrs c! Where've you been hiding that figure?
I'll thank you to rein in the profanity, ms penny.
Roger that.
Tempted to say that what you've both achieved
leaves the loaves and fishes somewhat in the shade.
We make a great team, don't we, Colin?
The best.
M rs c I am: ”dear major heart—sing
that's it, mrs c, really work it!
Mrs clam: I noticed your advertisement...
Ruth: Blow us a kiss!
Mrs clam: And wish to invite you for supper.
Though somewhat beyond the first flush of youth
I'm told /sti/I have a certain twinkle in my eye... ”
Major Travis: Dear Vera.
I hope you won't think me forward in calling you by your Christian name?
So enchanted was lby your letter that / feel we are already friends.
Needless to say
I should be delighted to accept your invitation.
Bear in mind that barbital has no antidote, lethal dose is a mere 55 grains.
Do not drink the Sherry.
Otherwise, we shall have to do you the dubious honour of gastric lavage.
How about a roleplay? Shall we, roleplay?
She clears her throat: So, um, I'll be major.
Um, imagine that the date is going swimmingly
and I'm about to strike.
Ooh.
Sister boniface clears her throat
she mimics the major: Er, splendid vol—au—vents, Vera.
Do have another, major.
Oh. Don't mind if I do.
Mmm.
Time for a top—up, wouldn't you say?
Now, you'll need a reason to excuse yourself for a moment.
I think I need a lie down.
Well, don't come on too strong.
No, I think I really do need a lie down.
Might I suggest that if things get too much
mrs clam could utter a safe word and then we will intervene.
Yes. Good idea. I like the word "somnambulant".
Or "owls". — a word that's germane to the scenario.
Well, can't I just say "help"?
"Macaroni", the safe word is macaroni.
Macaroni.
Macaroni...
Doorbell rings — mrs clam yelps
courage, Vera, that's just Peggy, we've some digging to do.
Godspeed, all.
Macaroni... macaroni.
Chin up, old thing, only nine more to go!
Nine fields and only one of you, sister.
Yes, I do sometimes think an extra one or two would help.
One of me could do the carrying.
Another could do the map—reading.
I can do the measuring.
I shall be in charge of digging!
I'll gather samples.
Ooh, put me down for tea and tiffin!
You alright, sister?
Yes! I suppose it has been a long day.
Perhaps it's time for a slice of battenberg? — now you're talking.
Doorbell rings
Vera.
Major.
You're even prettier in person.
She scoffs nonsense.
He clears his throat
may I?
Um... yes, certainly. Ah, do come in.
Major Travis: Of course, they prefer to be shown no mercy.
I cut their heads off
Bury them in my cellar
then dig them up when the time is right.
What? — the tubers.
The dahlias. I grew them myself, something of a hobby.
Tell me about your interests.
I imagine your foxtrot is quite something from the looks of you.
My foxtrot is strictly off—limits!
Erm... sciatica. — ah, my sympathy.
I fear my dancing days are also behind me.
But...
Still plenty of lead in my pencil, so to speak.
Mrs clam chuckles nervously
I shall just, um, pop on some mantovani
and then go and warm the oven.
That one's number 17.
Yes. Some intriguing nematodes, but not what we're looking for.
Ok. Next?
Number nine.
Bit like a very boring game of bingo. — sister boniface chuckles: Yes.
Oh! Bingo, Peggy, my girl!
Number nine? That's crooked mile field.
So, it is. Yes. Um...
Oh my.
Didn't leave your wellies in the rain again, did you, sister?
Sister boniface: No, Peggy.
I fear a far greater oversight has occurred.
Aren't we supposed to go in?
We need to let it play out.
Abort!
Abort! Abort! — really?
Abort!
Abort! Abort!
Sam: We're in the middle of a—— — the killer isn't major Travis!
What? — or rather, it is major Travis
just not that one.
Mmm. He chuckles —oh!
Oh gosh, you weren't wrong. You certainly are nimble.
Macaroni.
Macaroni! — I think dinner can wait, don't you?
Mrs clam yelps
you may consider me easy pickings, major
but you will not indulge your hideous perversions in my parlour.
Excuse me? — mrs clam: Yes!
I belong to a generation of unwed women who've been put out to grass
but we shall not be silenced, and we shall certainly not be murdered!
He cries out
Felix: Mrs clam!
Yes, let's... let's find you a towel.
So, this is the field that the mud's from?
Mm—hmm. Crooked mile field.
And the railway line cuts right through the middle.
So, he makes sure that the conductor stamps his ticket
and then he gets off the train a stop early.
And then headed back to Lois's across country.
But I simply can't see how Colin's been passing himself off
as major Travis?
Not to mention he's 20 years too young.
Colin!
You mean "hair and makeup" Colin?
The architect of my lonely hearts persona?
Let's make some tea, shall we?
Mrs clam: Ooh. Tea, yes, of course.
Oh, of course!
The cornflour, to whiten the hair!
Yes!
I expect Colin's been studying the major for some time
learning his mannerisms and whatnot.
Quite the performance.
A tragedy at that.
Time for his curtain call.
Oh! She giggles
telephone rings
Yes?
Well, he's not at his desk.
She sighs fine, give me a sec.
Proofs... proofs...
Colin: Panic over.
Paper's been put to bed safe and sound. — splendid.
Everything alright?
Never better.
Ida laughs
ida: You'll have to catch me first! — knock on door
oh, get lost, Colin! It's not even nine o'clock.
Mrs sweet? It's inspector Gillespie.
Uh, is Colin not at home?
No, I told him...
Asked him, to stay out.
One—to—one rehearsal.
It's a very... challenging scene.
Do you have any idea where Colin is?
No.
Sam sighs
Looking for these?
I believe you have something of mine.
Perhaps we could do an exchange.
And what if I say no?
Are you going to do to me what you did to those other women?
Colin chuckles: Oh, heavens, no!
You're not at all the major's type.
Ruth cries out
you're nothing but a coward.
Ruth grunts
Colin, please...
Sam: Ruth! Stop!
Ruth gasps for breath — men grunt
show's over, Colin.
Colin: Get off me!
Take him away.
Ruth pants
Felix: You are not obliged to say anything unless you wish to do so.
But what you do say may... — slow, gentle breaths, old thing.
Sam pants: Ruth...
She pants: I'm fine.
Nothing worse than a broken fingernail.
I'm so sorry I let that happen to you.
Ruth pants
so, rudolpho came on the scene...
And you were jealous. Angry.
You felt replaced. Betrayed.
He hasn't even learned his lines.
Where did you get the bentinal from?
Colin: Mother had a stash.
I remember watching her take it at bedtime, always the same teacup.
The... the Lily scent of the cold cream.
The bliss on her face as she drifted into oblivion.
So, the cold cream wasn't about making your victims anonymous
it was about turning them into ida?
A version of ida that you could control. Like she controlled you.
Mother never forgave me.
For what? — she had ambitions.
Shaftesbury Avenue, Broadway.
But father ran off and she had to ditch it all to look after me.
Times were tough.
She was good at spotting talent and my talent was Jigsaw puzzles.
She'd started drinking heavily, the prize money was a lifeline.
Second place means you lost!
Timer rings
let's not let nerves get the better of us again, shall we?
It's a sad story, but people have worse mothers than yours.
You don't see them plying women with barbiturates
and watching them die.
But, you know, I'd never hurt mother.
I love her.
In spite of how she's been carrying on. Honestly, it's unseemly.
"Unseemly"?
Three women are dead.
Ooh, dear.
You're, you're hurting.
You feel you failed.
We've so much in common.
No, we're done.
And you're in jail.
Hopefully, for the rest of your life.
Colin laughs
I don't fear incarceration.
After all, a lock is just another puzzle.
Put the pieces in the correct order and it's...
Open sesame.
Ready?
Not bad news, I hope?
It's from the major.
Oh dear. Dry cleaning bill?
May I?
"Dear Vera.
So taken was I by your pluck and fortitude
not to mention your delightful hors d'oeuvres
that I would wish to see..."
"See you again".
There's only one man that I want to see again.
Today would have been cyril's 70th birthday.
I expected to be surrounded by children and grandchildren by now.
He was a brave man.
The bravest.
And the best.
He would have been proud of you.
Mrs clam sniffles
come along, those bells aren't going to ring themselves.