1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:34,276 --> 00:02:35,276 Hello? 4 00:02:36,650 --> 00:02:37,609 Hi. 5 00:02:39,984 --> 00:02:41,234 I did wanna order. 6 00:02:43,609 --> 00:02:44,733 Great. 7 00:02:44,734 --> 00:02:46,942 Do you guys have a waffle iron down there? 8 00:02:49,318 --> 00:02:51,358 You do. 9 00:02:51,359 --> 00:02:52,859 Okay. So what we'll do is-- 10 00:02:55,692 --> 00:02:56,900 Just one second. 11 00:02:58,567 --> 00:02:59,567 Okay. 12 00:03:02,192 --> 00:03:03,109 Yes? 13 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:05,067 - Hal? - Yes. 14 00:03:05,859 --> 00:03:07,691 I'm Rebecca Marin with Lichter and Haynes. 15 00:03:07,692 --> 00:03:09,192 Oh, right. Of course. Come in. 16 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:14,276 Okay. 17 00:03:19,817 --> 00:03:21,483 Uh, is this okay in here? 18 00:03:25,442 --> 00:03:27,150 - That's fine. - Just... 19 00:03:27,151 --> 00:03:29,026 I just need a second. I'm finishing up a call. 20 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:31,817 - Sure. - Help yourself to whatever. 21 00:03:35,567 --> 00:03:37,317 You still there? Great. 22 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:40,150 So a Belgian waffle or, you know, whatever kind of waffle. 23 00:03:40,151 --> 00:03:42,026 Do you have... Do you have jam? 24 00:03:42,567 --> 00:03:43,900 Do you have passion fruit jam? 25 00:03:45,234 --> 00:03:46,649 Okay, great. Some of that. 26 00:03:46,650 --> 00:03:51,567 And then the spring pasta, no shrimp, just with the tomatoes and onions. 27 00:03:52,525 --> 00:03:54,692 Oh, and you have the tartar, right? 28 00:03:55,442 --> 00:03:56,984 {\an8}Okay, great. Some of that. 29 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:01,858 Uh, and then, uh, for the rib eye, medium. 30 00:04:01,859 --> 00:04:03,358 Test. Test. 31 00:04:03,359 --> 00:04:04,858 ...not medium rare. 32 00:04:04,859 --> 00:04:06,775 Test. Test. 33 00:04:07,525 --> 00:04:08,608 Almost done. 34 00:04:09,942 --> 00:04:13,524 Hash browns, creamed spinach. Mm-hm. 35 00:04:13,525 --> 00:04:18,692 And then just two martinis and a bottle of Montepulciano. 36 00:04:20,567 --> 00:04:22,567 Yeah. And a hot fudge sundae. 37 00:04:24,734 --> 00:04:26,276 Perfect. Thanks so much. 38 00:04:31,276 --> 00:04:32,234 Sorry about that. 39 00:04:33,026 --> 00:04:34,276 It's fine. 40 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:37,442 Sounds good. 41 00:04:41,067 --> 00:04:43,233 Oh! Oh, my God. 42 00:04:43,234 --> 00:04:44,400 Look at all this. 43 00:04:49,734 --> 00:04:53,941 - Should we... do some small talk? - We can. 44 00:04:53,942 --> 00:04:55,482 Do you live here in Denver? 45 00:04:55,483 --> 00:04:57,649 We'll skip that. Let's skip the small talk. 46 00:04:57,650 --> 00:04:59,150 Whatever you say. 47 00:04:59,151 --> 00:05:01,025 With your permission, I'll start recording. 48 00:05:01,026 --> 00:05:03,942 That's fine. I'm just gonna put on some music. 49 00:05:08,109 --> 00:05:10,816 This is Hal Porterfield's updated background review. 50 00:05:10,817 --> 00:05:13,941 I am Rebecca Marin, Lichter, Haynes and Associates. 51 00:05:13,942 --> 00:05:16,774 Okay, just some general. What is your birthday? 52 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,983 April 7th, 1987. 53 00:05:18,984 --> 00:05:20,191 Social Security is... 54 00:05:20,192 --> 00:05:24,066 958-00-0493. 55 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:26,525 - And you're how tall? - Six three. 56 00:05:27,650 --> 00:05:29,984 - Weight? - Um, 200. 57 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,358 Pounds? 58 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:35,025 Yes, pounds. Is there something wrong? 59 00:05:35,026 --> 00:05:36,525 No, that's fine. I'll just put that here. 60 00:05:39,317 --> 00:05:41,150 Have you ever been diagnosed with heart disease, 61 00:05:41,151 --> 00:05:43,482 - diabetes, cancer of any kind? - Nope. 62 00:05:43,483 --> 00:05:46,816 Crohn's disease, epilepsy, restless leg, high blood pressure, pneumonia? 63 00:05:46,817 --> 00:05:47,942 No, ma'am. 64 00:05:48,734 --> 00:05:50,482 In the last five years, have you been treated 65 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:52,274 for alcohol or substance use disorder? 66 00:05:52,275 --> 00:05:55,441 This includes community support groups such as Alcoholics Anonymous. 67 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:58,066 Are they even gonna read this? 68 00:05:58,067 --> 00:05:59,192 Who? 69 00:06:00,483 --> 00:06:01,734 The board. 70 00:06:02,650 --> 00:06:04,483 I imagine they will, yes. 71 00:06:05,067 --> 00:06:08,482 And if I say something they don't like, then I don't get the position. 72 00:06:08,483 --> 00:06:10,399 - I can't speak to that. - But in your experience. 73 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,607 My experience is what you see here. 74 00:06:12,608 --> 00:06:15,858 I gather information, I verify it, and I produce a report. 75 00:06:15,859 --> 00:06:17,524 - So if I lied... - I'd find out. 76 00:06:17,525 --> 00:06:19,232 - How? - Okay, it depends. 77 00:06:19,233 --> 00:06:21,524 In the case of your height and weight, I can use my eyes. 78 00:06:21,525 --> 00:06:22,524 You are not six three, 79 00:06:22,525 --> 00:06:24,191 and you do not weigh 200 pounds carrying groceries. 80 00:06:24,192 --> 00:06:25,858 - That's funny. - As I understand it, 81 00:06:25,859 --> 00:06:27,899 the board is considering you for a very high-profile, 82 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:29,607 a crucial role in the company, CEO. 83 00:06:29,608 --> 00:06:30,691 So, no. 84 00:06:30,692 --> 00:06:32,150 They're not just gonna take your word for it 85 00:06:32,151 --> 00:06:33,067 if that's what you're asking. 86 00:06:33,068 --> 00:06:38,025 That's fine. So, uh, I guess... yes. 87 00:06:38,026 --> 00:06:41,233 Yes, you have been treated for alcohol use disorder? 88 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:47,067 - Two times. - And I see you currently drink. 89 00:06:47,817 --> 00:06:48,859 Socially. 90 00:06:49,817 --> 00:06:51,859 Do you abuse prescription drugs? 91 00:06:52,483 --> 00:06:54,983 Do I abuse prescription... 92 00:06:54,984 --> 00:06:57,983 - Is that confusing? - Well, I take prescription drugs. 93 00:06:57,984 --> 00:06:59,525 I don't know how they feel about it. 94 00:07:00,151 --> 00:07:02,067 Do you use recreational drugs? 95 00:07:02,775 --> 00:07:05,066 Marijuana, cocaine, MDMA, psychedelics, heroin. 96 00:07:05,067 --> 00:07:06,151 Yeah. 97 00:07:06,942 --> 00:07:09,191 I mean no. Not... Not heroin. Come on. 98 00:07:09,859 --> 00:07:10,859 How many times? 99 00:07:11,650 --> 00:07:14,650 Um, how many times have I used recreational drugs? 100 00:07:15,275 --> 00:07:16,734 - Yes. - Ever? 101 00:07:17,859 --> 00:07:19,816 - Yes. - I mean, it's thousands. 102 00:07:19,817 --> 00:07:21,025 Tens of thousands. 103 00:07:21,026 --> 00:07:22,274 I don't know. I have no idea. 104 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,566 Okay, would you like me to write that? 105 00:07:23,567 --> 00:07:25,482 You said I shouldn't lie. 106 00:07:25,483 --> 00:07:28,025 Do you suffer from any chronic sexually transmitted infections? 107 00:07:28,026 --> 00:07:29,858 HIV, AIDS, herpes simplex B, HPV. 108 00:07:29,859 --> 00:07:32,858 If you wanna know that for yourself, I'm happy to tell you about it. 109 00:07:32,859 --> 00:07:33,983 It's part of the questionnaire. 110 00:07:33,984 --> 00:07:35,400 - No, it's not. - It is. 111 00:07:39,817 --> 00:07:41,400 Maybe you'd like me to write all of them. 112 00:07:45,817 --> 00:07:48,609 Maybe you'd like me to write, "Hal Porterfield fucks like Caligula." 113 00:07:57,734 --> 00:08:01,984 {\an8}Hal Porterfield fucks like Caligula. 114 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:08,400 You lost your virginity at what age? 115 00:08:12,650 --> 00:08:14,358 - Come on. - What? 116 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:15,984 What is this? 117 00:08:16,525 --> 00:08:17,859 It's the next question. 118 00:08:24,191 --> 00:08:25,232 - Thirteen. - No. 119 00:08:25,233 --> 00:08:26,191 - I did. - No. 120 00:08:26,192 --> 00:08:27,233 To a camp counselor, actually. 121 00:08:29,026 --> 00:08:30,067 Hal. 122 00:08:33,191 --> 00:08:36,317 I swear to God, this is all gonna go a lot faster if you just tell the truth. 123 00:08:38,233 --> 00:08:39,941 You've never been anywhere close to a rehab, 124 00:08:39,942 --> 00:08:41,482 and you can barely sip that whiskey without grimacing. 125 00:08:41,483 --> 00:08:43,858 So please stop posturing. You are embarrassing yourself. 126 00:08:43,859 --> 00:08:45,774 I'm gonna write that you lost your virginity at 25, 127 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,067 and we're gonna move on, okay? 128 00:08:49,567 --> 00:08:50,483 Fine. 129 00:08:57,567 --> 00:08:58,400 What? 130 00:09:02,317 --> 00:09:03,400 That's true, isn't it? 131 00:09:07,525 --> 00:09:09,691 You lost your virginity at 25? 132 00:09:09,692 --> 00:09:11,482 What's the next question? 133 00:09:11,483 --> 00:09:12,691 It's actually true. 134 00:09:12,692 --> 00:09:15,734 What is next on your form, Miss Attorney? 135 00:09:16,692 --> 00:09:17,859 That's fascinating. 136 00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:20,734 What are you doing? 137 00:09:21,650 --> 00:09:22,692 I... 138 00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:25,150 You're not ugly. 139 00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:28,859 There's gotta be plenty of girls out there 140 00:09:29,859 --> 00:09:32,274 who brush their teeth until all their gums come off 141 00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:34,691 and prepare all their meals at the beginning of the week 142 00:09:34,692 --> 00:09:36,108 who'd have no problem 143 00:09:37,275 --> 00:09:40,483 {\an8}going down on a sweet little nothing like you with your clean ass. 144 00:09:52,609 --> 00:09:53,734 Yeah. 145 00:09:55,859 --> 00:09:56,817 No. 146 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:00,859 This, um... 147 00:10:01,692 --> 00:10:02,567 Okay. 148 00:10:03,650 --> 00:10:04,774 This... This isn't... 149 00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:06,566 This isn't what I wanted. This... 150 00:10:06,567 --> 00:10:07,859 It's not in the script. 151 00:10:12,066 --> 00:10:13,483 The script. 152 00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:17,357 - Yeah. You're supposed to ask me... - Right. 153 00:10:17,358 --> 00:10:19,524 ...how many times a day I masturbate. 154 00:10:19,525 --> 00:10:21,107 "I want you to tell me in a really mean voice 155 00:10:21,108 --> 00:10:23,274 that you're going to write that I lost my virginity at 25, 156 00:10:23,275 --> 00:10:25,816 and then we're going to move on. And then the next question is, 157 00:10:25,817 --> 00:10:27,649 "Hal, how many times a day do you masturbate?" 158 00:10:27,650 --> 00:10:31,065 Right. And then this stuff about my cock. 159 00:10:31,066 --> 00:10:33,316 - Right, I see that. Yeah. - Right. 160 00:10:33,317 --> 00:10:37,107 So that's what I want you to say. So, what's the problem exactly? 161 00:10:37,108 --> 00:10:38,608 You want me to stick to your script? 162 00:10:38,609 --> 00:10:40,607 I do. Yeah, you were doing great. 163 00:10:40,608 --> 00:10:42,482 You just don't have to add all the other stuff. 164 00:10:42,483 --> 00:10:44,274 I wrote it out so you'd know exactly what to say. 165 00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:45,400 Got it. 166 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:49,358 - The man knows what he wants. - Exactly. 167 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,941 And I'm all about customer service. 168 00:10:52,942 --> 00:10:54,108 Love hearing that. 169 00:10:56,942 --> 00:10:58,775 - I just... - What? 170 00:11:01,734 --> 00:11:03,482 Can I say one thing before we dive back in? 171 00:11:03,483 --> 00:11:04,482 Sure. 172 00:11:04,483 --> 00:11:06,899 I can tell that you put a lot of thought into this, 173 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,649 and I don't wanna diminish all the great work that you've done. 174 00:11:08,650 --> 00:11:10,190 Oh, thanks. No, that's fine. 175 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,567 - If you just read the script-- - Excuse me. 176 00:11:13,608 --> 00:11:15,150 - I'm speaking. - Okay. 177 00:11:15,859 --> 00:11:19,024 The service that I offer is very specific. And as I said in my email-- 178 00:11:19,025 --> 00:11:20,524 I read the email. I'm not breaking any of the rules. 179 00:11:20,525 --> 00:11:23,107 - We're not gonna touch. - It's not about the rules exactly. It's-- 180 00:11:23,108 --> 00:11:24,357 I get it. There's no touching. 181 00:11:24,358 --> 00:11:26,317 - That makes it hotter. I think I'm-- - Hal. Hal! 182 00:11:29,025 --> 00:11:30,317 I need some quiet. 183 00:11:39,317 --> 00:11:41,734 It's not about the rules... 184 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,482 ...and it's not about what arouses you. 185 00:11:44,483 --> 00:11:47,358 That's, like, incidental. 186 00:11:49,817 --> 00:11:54,483 The reason that I don't touch my clients and that they don't touch me... 187 00:11:59,191 --> 00:12:01,941 ...is that what they need from me is not physical. 188 00:12:11,150 --> 00:12:12,233 It's mental. 189 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:16,441 Yeah. And all this, it's mental. I'm saying it's better-- 190 00:12:16,442 --> 00:12:19,190 And I am saying that this might be what you think that you want, 191 00:12:19,191 --> 00:12:20,899 but, respectfully, you have no idea. 192 00:12:25,941 --> 00:12:26,983 I am saying... 193 00:12:28,941 --> 00:12:30,399 that if I held a gun to your head, 194 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,107 you couldn't tell me what it is that you really want. 195 00:12:33,108 --> 00:12:34,607 All right. All right. 196 00:12:34,608 --> 00:12:36,816 I guess we should just figure out how much I owe you, 197 00:12:36,817 --> 00:12:38,734 - because this isn't-- - Don't do that. 198 00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:43,941 Don't sigh and roll your eyes like you're fucking retarded. 199 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,983 What am I feeling right now about you, huh? 200 00:12:48,817 --> 00:12:50,400 I don't know. 201 00:12:53,191 --> 00:12:54,233 Well... 202 00:12:55,899 --> 00:12:58,191 how about you think for a second before you speak? 203 00:13:00,525 --> 00:13:02,025 Have you ever tried that? 204 00:13:05,108 --> 00:13:07,650 You're disappointed in me? 205 00:13:09,899 --> 00:13:11,191 I am. 206 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,692 You're not as stupid as you look. 207 00:13:19,816 --> 00:13:21,816 Do you wanna make me less disappointed? 208 00:13:25,734 --> 00:13:26,858 What can I do? 209 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,650 Don't ask questions. 210 00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:43,650 This is a nice place. 211 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,358 Thanks. 212 00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:59,150 Show me the bathroom. 213 00:14:26,525 --> 00:14:27,734 Is this it? 214 00:14:37,525 --> 00:14:38,941 This needs to be cleaned. 215 00:14:46,858 --> 00:14:48,025 Are you gonna clean it? 216 00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:54,233 Okay. 217 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,733 You're gonna clean the bathroom by fucking up the beautiful hand towels? 218 00:15:22,025 --> 00:15:23,317 Try thinking. 219 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:27,358 Attaboy. 220 00:15:35,983 --> 00:15:36,983 Is it dirty? 221 00:15:40,108 --> 00:15:41,275 Um... 222 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,525 Is the counter dirty, Hal? 223 00:15:46,733 --> 00:15:48,358 It's all pretty clean, I think. 224 00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:50,233 Stop. 225 00:15:52,816 --> 00:15:53,774 Look at me. 226 00:15:57,649 --> 00:15:58,691 It's not all clean. 227 00:16:00,733 --> 00:16:01,816 There's dirt. 228 00:16:03,941 --> 00:16:06,899 You're just too lazy and sloppy to find it. 229 00:16:10,025 --> 00:16:11,275 Do you need help? 230 00:16:14,816 --> 00:16:15,858 Yes. 231 00:16:18,317 --> 00:16:19,691 Then ask for it. 232 00:16:22,233 --> 00:16:24,316 Will you help me clean the bathroom? 233 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,400 Sure. 234 00:16:27,275 --> 00:16:29,150 You can start by getting on the floor. 235 00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:36,858 Hal, you're gonna ruin your clothes. 236 00:16:41,733 --> 00:16:43,233 I should take them off? 237 00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:47,317 What the fuck do you think? 238 00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:09,275 Look at you. 239 00:17:12,066 --> 00:17:14,150 Barely cast a shadow. 240 00:17:32,483 --> 00:17:33,525 Crawl to the toilet. 241 00:17:40,983 --> 00:17:44,191 I want you to clean behind the toilet. 242 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,191 That's where the dirt is. 243 00:17:59,899 --> 00:18:00,982 Hal. 244 00:18:00,983 --> 00:18:02,108 Yes? 245 00:18:03,941 --> 00:18:05,899 When you think of yourself, what do you see? 246 00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:10,733 Is it something like garbage? 247 00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,191 No. 248 00:18:15,066 --> 00:18:17,441 I think it's like a small white bag of rotten food 249 00:18:17,442 --> 00:18:19,607 and snotted tissue and broken glass. 250 00:18:20,275 --> 00:18:21,690 No. 251 00:18:21,691 --> 00:18:24,566 Maybe like a mound in the corner of a landfill? 252 00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:26,773 The slime that comes out of the bottom? 253 00:18:26,774 --> 00:18:29,232 The shit that just sits there that the earth won't even take, 254 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,275 not for one million years? 255 00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:55,690 This is very clean. 256 00:18:55,691 --> 00:18:56,858 Thank you. 257 00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:01,317 You might have earned a treat. 258 00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:05,524 Are you excited? 259 00:19:07,899 --> 00:19:08,858 You are? 260 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:14,066 Okay. You can show me. 261 00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:29,566 Do you wanna come? 262 00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:39,357 Are you thinking about what I wanna hear? 263 00:19:39,358 --> 00:19:40,358 Yes. 264 00:19:41,066 --> 00:19:42,232 Well, stop. 265 00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:43,816 Do you wanna come or not? 266 00:19:45,649 --> 00:19:47,066 Yes. 267 00:19:49,524 --> 00:19:50,941 Then ask me. 268 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,982 - Can I come? - No! 269 00:19:53,983 --> 00:19:55,441 - Please? - No! 270 00:19:57,025 --> 00:19:58,399 You can jerk off, but if you come, 271 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,149 I'll ruin your fucking life. Is that clear? 272 00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:01,275 Oh, yes. 273 00:20:03,524 --> 00:20:04,774 Go ahead. 274 00:20:21,733 --> 00:20:24,523 How's it going over there? 275 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:25,566 Good. 276 00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:29,983 Stop for a second. 277 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,232 Don't look at me. 278 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,648 Sorry. 279 00:20:36,649 --> 00:20:39,317 If you come without my permission, Hal, that is it, I swear to God. 280 00:20:43,691 --> 00:20:45,108 You can do a little more. 281 00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:10,150 You know what you actually are? 282 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:18,774 It's like... imagine something that exists, like a bright red apple. 283 00:21:20,399 --> 00:21:22,275 Now imagine that it's gone. 284 00:21:24,399 --> 00:21:25,691 That is you. 285 00:21:26,691 --> 00:21:28,649 You aren't anything. 286 00:21:29,566 --> 00:21:32,606 You don't even take up space. 287 00:21:32,607 --> 00:21:33,733 Oh, fuck. 288 00:21:35,566 --> 00:21:36,565 - Okay. - Okay. 289 00:21:36,566 --> 00:21:38,024 - I need to. - You need to? 290 00:21:38,025 --> 00:21:39,315 - Yeah, is it okay? - You need to? 291 00:21:39,316 --> 00:21:40,941 - Is it okay? - Do you need to come? 292 00:21:41,941 --> 00:21:44,857 No, it's not okay. Stop. Take your hand away. 293 00:21:44,858 --> 00:21:46,774 Take your hand away. 294 00:21:50,899 --> 00:21:51,899 Hal. 295 00:21:54,025 --> 00:21:55,150 Hal, look at me. 296 00:22:01,983 --> 00:22:05,566 You can't touch yourself, but you can come now. 297 00:22:08,066 --> 00:22:09,899 You have my permission. 298 00:22:28,025 --> 00:22:30,108 I know what you need because you're mine. 299 00:22:35,566 --> 00:22:37,025 I know everything about you. 300 00:24:31,399 --> 00:24:33,398 Rib eye, two martinis, 301 00:24:33,399 --> 00:24:36,273 a bottle of Montepulciano, and a hot fudge sundae. 302 00:24:36,274 --> 00:24:38,732 Perfect. Thanks, Julian. I can take it from here. 303 00:24:38,733 --> 00:24:42,357 - Great. Oh, and it's Paul. - Oh, is it? Sorry about that. 304 00:25:04,357 --> 00:25:06,149 You're incredible. You know that? 305 00:25:10,149 --> 00:25:11,149 It takes two. 306 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:26,441 What? 307 00:25:27,274 --> 00:25:28,899 Mm. Nothing. I like watching you eat. 308 00:25:30,399 --> 00:25:32,025 It's 'cause you're a pervert. 309 00:25:37,025 --> 00:25:40,482 - I really liked that scene. - Yeah? What'd you like about it? 310 00:25:42,983 --> 00:25:44,274 How committed you were. 311 00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:46,357 How much it meant to you. 312 00:25:48,941 --> 00:25:50,566 It's exciting to me when it gets like that. 313 00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:52,524 Yeah, for me too. 314 00:25:53,357 --> 00:25:57,190 The part about my work, how it's mental, not physical. 315 00:25:57,941 --> 00:26:00,940 Well, you said that to me, uh, at our first session. Remember? 316 00:26:00,941 --> 00:26:02,316 - Of course. - Yeah. 317 00:26:03,441 --> 00:26:07,189 I thought it was interesting, you bringing in the real-life stuff. 318 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:08,274 Real life? 319 00:26:09,232 --> 00:26:12,691 Your dad's passing and your new role at the company. 320 00:26:13,274 --> 00:26:14,523 How are you doing? 321 00:26:14,524 --> 00:26:17,858 - I mean, this must be so-- - Um. Yeah, uh, no. It's been... 322 00:26:18,816 --> 00:26:20,107 a lot to process. 323 00:26:20,816 --> 00:26:23,441 And I've been dealing with the inheritance and... 324 00:26:25,482 --> 00:26:26,857 people coming out of the woodwork. 325 00:26:26,858 --> 00:26:29,983 I just keep wanting to turn to him because I'm expecting some joke or... 326 00:26:32,232 --> 00:26:33,232 I just miss him. 327 00:26:36,190 --> 00:26:37,065 Yeah. 328 00:26:38,399 --> 00:26:39,899 He was a fearless... 329 00:26:41,065 --> 00:26:42,316 He was an asshole. 330 00:26:43,607 --> 00:26:46,107 You know, but, uh, I've never met anyone like him. 331 00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:51,773 It sounds really, really tough. 332 00:26:51,774 --> 00:26:53,732 Hm. How do you know about all this? 333 00:26:53,733 --> 00:26:57,148 Well, when your dad passed, there was an article I read, 334 00:26:57,149 --> 00:27:00,565 and it said that you were his presumptive successor, so... 335 00:27:00,566 --> 00:27:03,273 No, I am... I am his successor. That's the plan. 336 00:27:03,274 --> 00:27:05,274 Presumptive successor, right? 337 00:27:05,899 --> 00:27:06,982 Oh, right. 338 00:27:08,232 --> 00:27:13,315 Right. Yeah, no, this has been, um, expected of me, really. 339 00:27:13,316 --> 00:27:16,565 It's my... I mean, my... my whole life, 340 00:27:16,566 --> 00:27:21,190 and, basically, just been waiting for this moment for years. 341 00:27:21,816 --> 00:27:24,898 - It's such a big deal, right? - I was actually gonna say the opposite, 342 00:27:24,899 --> 00:27:27,231 because this has been part of the plan for so long. 343 00:27:27,232 --> 00:27:32,273 {\an8}I mean, I guess there's a few kind of small things to get sorted out. 344 00:27:32,274 --> 00:27:34,231 - The board? - The board? 345 00:27:34,232 --> 00:27:39,148 I noticed in the scene, um, you had the board 346 00:27:39,149 --> 00:27:42,440 as this looming threat hanging over you. 347 00:27:42,441 --> 00:27:43,441 Right. 348 00:27:44,733 --> 00:27:47,357 That's interesting that you would think that. 349 00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:51,774 But, uh, the thing is, we don't have a board. 350 00:27:54,149 --> 00:27:55,356 Well... 351 00:27:55,357 --> 00:27:57,732 I got something stuck in my... 352 00:27:57,733 --> 00:28:01,648 I just thought every public company had a board of directors. 353 00:28:01,649 --> 00:28:04,357 We don't. That's not how we're structured. 354 00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:11,107 But anyway, listen, um, I got something for you. 355 00:28:26,316 --> 00:28:27,816 - What is it? - Open it. 356 00:28:33,816 --> 00:28:36,566 - Do you like it? - Fucking God. I mean... 357 00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:40,566 It's a, um... Audemars Piguet. 358 00:28:41,898 --> 00:28:42,898 You know what that is? 359 00:28:44,733 --> 00:28:47,024 It's, like, one of the nicest watches in the world. 360 00:28:52,107 --> 00:28:54,149 I... I just don't... I don't know what to say. 361 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:56,024 Don't. Just try it on. 362 00:28:57,482 --> 00:28:58,441 Just look at it. 363 00:29:04,940 --> 00:29:06,232 Yeah, it's the right color. 364 00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:10,857 Um... 365 00:29:12,232 --> 00:29:13,774 maybe you already know this, 366 00:29:14,607 --> 00:29:16,482 but what you do, 367 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:21,566 your work, it's incredibly valuable, 368 00:29:22,940 --> 00:29:24,940 and it's made a big difference in my life. 369 00:29:27,107 --> 00:29:31,273 I don't know how to thank you, so, yeah. 370 00:29:31,274 --> 00:29:33,691 - This is a start. - I'm glad. 371 00:29:37,898 --> 00:29:42,606 It's gonna be so weird to not have this as part of my routine anymore. 372 00:29:42,607 --> 00:29:44,107 I'm a little worried, actually. 373 00:29:45,857 --> 00:29:46,981 What do you mean? 374 00:29:46,982 --> 00:29:52,149 Well, just, you know, what I said... how it's been so helpful for me. 375 00:29:54,399 --> 00:29:57,982 Yeah, well, but why wouldn't it be a part of your routine? 376 00:29:59,524 --> 00:30:01,940 Isn't this why you brought up the stuff about the company? 377 00:30:02,898 --> 00:30:05,898 - I thought you understood. - Understood? No. 378 00:30:10,024 --> 00:30:13,357 I've been thinking that this is probably not a good idea, 379 00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:17,733 well, in fact, I know it's not, for us... 380 00:30:18,815 --> 00:30:22,107 for me, to keep doing this... 381 00:30:24,566 --> 00:30:25,898 with you. 382 00:30:28,774 --> 00:30:31,981 - May I ask why? - I mean, you said it yourself. 383 00:30:31,982 --> 00:30:35,064 You know, this job and everything, it's a really big deal. 384 00:30:35,065 --> 00:30:37,691 And I... if I'm gonna do this, I'm... 385 00:30:41,524 --> 00:30:45,732 I need to match up my insides with my outsides 386 00:30:45,733 --> 00:30:49,273 and be a person that I want people to see, 387 00:30:49,274 --> 00:30:50,441 a person who wins. 388 00:30:53,149 --> 00:30:54,981 A person who wins? 389 00:30:54,982 --> 00:30:59,189 What we do in here, it's so meaningful. 390 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:06,189 But it's just not something that goes with the next stage of my life. 391 00:31:06,190 --> 00:31:07,732 - Does that make sense? - Sure. 392 00:31:07,733 --> 00:31:10,897 I thought the watch would kind of communicate this better than-- 393 00:31:10,898 --> 00:31:14,981 Oh, oh, no. I get it. Um, it was like a retirement gift. 394 00:31:14,982 --> 00:31:16,773 Like I'm... 395 00:31:17,566 --> 00:31:19,607 - Like I'm a cop or something. - A cop? 396 00:31:21,316 --> 00:31:22,524 I should go. 397 00:31:25,274 --> 00:31:26,399 I'll walk you down. 398 00:31:27,441 --> 00:31:29,607 - Walk me down? - Yeah. 399 00:31:30,316 --> 00:31:32,773 No. 400 00:31:33,815 --> 00:31:34,857 Goodbye here, please. 401 00:31:37,399 --> 00:31:40,940 I'm-- I'm really gonna miss this. I hope you believe me. 402 00:31:49,566 --> 00:31:50,649 Hey, wait. 403 00:31:51,815 --> 00:31:52,857 Do you, uh... 404 00:31:54,107 --> 00:31:55,441 You don't want this? 405 00:32:01,649 --> 00:32:02,898 Pleasure doing business. 406 00:33:43,274 --> 00:33:45,273 Um, I don't have a strong opinion, 407 00:33:45,274 --> 00:33:47,399 so I'm saying whatever you think is best is-- 408 00:33:48,399 --> 00:33:49,399 - Hi. - Hi. 409 00:33:50,065 --> 00:33:51,566 - There's one more thing. - Okay. 410 00:33:52,316 --> 00:33:54,064 - Can I come back in? - Hey, can I call you back? 411 00:33:54,065 --> 00:33:58,106 Someone's here. Because I'm not a flowers guy. 412 00:33:58,107 --> 00:34:01,689 No, I do care, but can we just talk about this in a little bit? 413 00:34:01,690 --> 00:34:04,398 - You too. What are you doing? - Who was that? 414 00:34:04,399 --> 00:34:07,148 - Uh, nobody. It's... - Didn't sound like nobody. 415 00:34:07,149 --> 00:34:08,606 She wants you to pick out flowers. 416 00:34:08,607 --> 00:34:10,441 What did... What did you need? 417 00:34:16,898 --> 00:34:20,690 "The first thing and the hardest thing in business 418 00:34:21,316 --> 00:34:23,940 is to know who you are. 419 00:34:25,357 --> 00:34:31,606 So, before I give a presentation, before I walk into a meeting, 420 00:34:31,607 --> 00:34:35,232 before I sit down for a cup of coffee, 421 00:34:35,898 --> 00:34:37,898 I always do the same thing. 422 00:34:41,524 --> 00:34:43,481 I match up my insides with my outsides." 423 00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:45,315 You read my dad's book. Congratulations. 424 00:34:45,316 --> 00:34:48,441 "I remember that while there are lucky strokes and setbacks in life... 425 00:34:49,607 --> 00:34:54,231 ...over any considerable period of time, the truth becomes clear. 426 00:34:54,232 --> 00:34:58,522 There are those who win and those who don't, 427 00:34:58,523 --> 00:35:02,607 and I remember that I have answered that question for myself. 428 00:35:05,399 --> 00:35:06,648 I am a person... 429 00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:10,648 who wins." 430 00:35:11,898 --> 00:35:12,940 Thank you for that. 431 00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:17,149 You couldn't even fire me without stealing from him. 432 00:35:18,024 --> 00:35:20,772 I mean, come on. Obviously, I've learned things from him. 433 00:35:20,773 --> 00:35:22,232 That's not what I'm talking about. 434 00:35:24,815 --> 00:35:27,190 I wanna know something. Which is it? 435 00:35:27,898 --> 00:35:28,940 Which is what? 436 00:35:29,607 --> 00:35:32,981 Do you tend to win or do the other thing? 437 00:35:32,982 --> 00:35:36,023 Do you want me to acknowledge that I have been lucky, 438 00:35:36,024 --> 00:35:38,064 that I have had it better than most people? 439 00:35:38,065 --> 00:35:39,564 - I will, so-- - Answer the question. 440 00:35:39,565 --> 00:35:42,522 - I don't feel like doing that. - Well, what did your father think? 441 00:35:42,523 --> 00:35:44,398 Judging by the fact that he left me the company-- 442 00:35:44,399 --> 00:35:48,023 We know that's what he wanted. I'm asking what he thought. Of you. 443 00:35:48,024 --> 00:35:49,689 Listen, this is completely inappropriate, 444 00:35:49,690 --> 00:35:51,064 - and it's weird what you're doing. - Okay. 445 00:35:51,065 --> 00:35:53,523 So we've established what he thought. You tend to lose. 446 00:35:54,399 --> 00:35:56,315 - And what about you? - Me? 447 00:35:56,316 --> 00:36:00,564 Yeah, you know, deep down, without any doubt that you're a winner? 448 00:36:00,565 --> 00:36:02,357 You can say that about yourself? 449 00:36:04,565 --> 00:36:06,189 The first time that I went to the dentist, 450 00:36:06,190 --> 00:36:07,857 I was 19 years old. 451 00:36:08,481 --> 00:36:09,522 Okay. 452 00:36:09,523 --> 00:36:11,064 He took one look inside of my mouth. 453 00:36:11,065 --> 00:36:12,316 And do you know what he said? 454 00:36:13,065 --> 00:36:13,982 No. 455 00:36:15,024 --> 00:36:16,149 He said, "Perfect." 456 00:36:17,399 --> 00:36:18,648 He said, "A plus." 457 00:36:19,648 --> 00:36:22,023 I did that. Me. Because nobody else gave a flying fuck. 458 00:36:22,024 --> 00:36:23,274 That is who I am. 459 00:36:27,232 --> 00:36:29,273 Okay, it doesn't matter what my father thought. 460 00:36:29,274 --> 00:36:31,814 I am in this position, and I can say with confidence 461 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:33,315 that I can do this job. 462 00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:35,647 I know what it takes. I am prepared. 463 00:36:35,648 --> 00:36:37,357 That is all that matters. 464 00:36:38,316 --> 00:36:39,565 I believe you when you say that. 465 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,231 - Because? - Why? 466 00:36:43,232 --> 00:36:45,357 - I do believe it. - Yeah. Why? 467 00:36:46,690 --> 00:36:48,523 Why what? 468 00:36:49,607 --> 00:36:51,607 Your dad didn't believe you could. 469 00:36:52,773 --> 00:36:55,523 Where did you get the idea, the gall, 470 00:36:56,232 --> 00:37:02,481 to think that you could step into his huge, old, priceless shoes? 471 00:37:09,815 --> 00:37:10,898 From me. 472 00:37:13,107 --> 00:37:17,190 You would be unfit if it were not for me. 473 00:37:18,815 --> 00:37:20,149 What are you talking about? 474 00:37:20,690 --> 00:37:22,232 I'm saying your new job, 475 00:37:22,982 --> 00:37:24,480 you wouldn't be able to do it 476 00:37:24,481 --> 00:37:26,606 without what I taught you. 477 00:37:26,607 --> 00:37:27,773 What you taught me? 478 00:37:28,690 --> 00:37:29,648 Yes. 479 00:37:29,649 --> 00:37:33,939 I... But, you know, what we do here, it's for fun. 480 00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:36,273 It's not, you know... 481 00:37:36,274 --> 00:37:37,773 - What? - Real. 482 00:37:39,898 --> 00:37:42,064 - Hal. - It's not. 483 00:37:42,065 --> 00:37:43,856 It has nothing to do with the real world, 484 00:37:43,857 --> 00:37:45,480 and that is what I love about it. 485 00:37:45,481 --> 00:37:47,856 "You don't look it, but you really are so stupid." 486 00:37:47,857 --> 00:37:49,857 - I don't wanna play right now. - I'm not. 487 00:37:51,274 --> 00:37:52,772 So, what do you think you taught me? 488 00:37:52,773 --> 00:37:54,690 - You know. - I don't. 489 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:59,064 - Confidence. - By doing everything you tell me to do? 490 00:37:59,065 --> 00:38:01,064 By submitting to you, that taught me confidence? 491 00:38:01,065 --> 00:38:03,439 When you first emailed me, when we first met, you were like this. 492 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:07,231 You were like this. "Meh, meh, meh." And you could barely speak. 493 00:38:07,232 --> 00:38:09,316 Now look at you. Look at you. 494 00:38:10,732 --> 00:38:13,397 You write me a script and you tell me exactly what I should say 495 00:38:13,398 --> 00:38:14,815 and exactly what I should do. 496 00:38:16,815 --> 00:38:18,273 You don't even fucking know what happened. 497 00:38:18,274 --> 00:38:19,605 I taught you how to ask for what you want. 498 00:38:19,606 --> 00:38:21,564 You couldn't do that before you met me. 499 00:38:21,565 --> 00:38:24,231 I thanked you. And I meant it. 500 00:38:24,232 --> 00:38:28,856 And if I have been disrespectful in any way, then I apologize. 501 00:38:28,857 --> 00:38:31,149 An apology? What am I supposed to do with that? 502 00:38:32,815 --> 00:38:37,106 Okay. I also... I got you a gift also, by the way. 503 00:38:37,107 --> 00:38:39,024 The watch? 504 00:38:40,690 --> 00:38:42,064 Yeah, the... 505 00:38:42,065 --> 00:38:44,065 This is what, um... 506 00:38:44,857 --> 00:38:47,522 Fifteen thousand, seventeen thousand dollars? 507 00:38:47,523 --> 00:38:48,648 Thirty-two. 508 00:38:50,274 --> 00:38:51,898 Thirty-two thousand dollars. 509 00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:56,939 You own 112 hotels. 510 00:38:56,940 --> 00:39:00,606 Your market cap is $185 million. 511 00:39:00,607 --> 00:39:03,898 What is $32,000 compared to what you have? 512 00:39:04,857 --> 00:39:07,814 You wanna talk about matching up your insides to your outsides? 513 00:39:07,815 --> 00:39:10,857 Do you wanna talk about who around here knows what it takes to win? 514 00:39:14,107 --> 00:39:15,564 Okay, what do you want? 515 00:39:15,565 --> 00:39:18,355 I want what I'm worth relative to what you have. 516 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,606 A real number. 517 00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,814 I don't... What does that mean? 518 00:39:21,815 --> 00:39:23,106 - Half. - Half? 519 00:39:23,107 --> 00:39:24,355 Half of the salary for the first year 520 00:39:24,356 --> 00:39:25,982 of the job that I got you. How much is that? 521 00:39:27,107 --> 00:39:28,690 That's, like, $4 million. 522 00:39:29,857 --> 00:39:30,732 Okay, good. 523 00:39:30,733 --> 00:39:33,024 Oh, is that good? You're insane. 524 00:39:34,607 --> 00:39:36,355 - It's what I deserve. - No, I'm not doing that. 525 00:39:36,356 --> 00:39:38,480 And I don't think I could do that even if I wanted to. 526 00:39:38,481 --> 00:39:40,106 You are. You are doing it. 527 00:39:40,107 --> 00:39:42,647 Or what, you fucking nutjob? 528 00:39:42,648 --> 00:39:43,690 Or... 529 00:39:44,356 --> 00:39:45,315 I'll tell. 530 00:39:56,565 --> 00:39:57,690 Okay. 531 00:39:59,773 --> 00:40:01,439 Like, can we just slow down for a second? 532 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,814 - I'm dead serious. - I can see that. 533 00:40:03,815 --> 00:40:04,981 So what's your answer? 534 00:40:04,982 --> 00:40:07,190 What, to your offer of blackmail? I'm gonna pass. 535 00:40:08,565 --> 00:40:10,230 People are watching your company right now. 536 00:40:10,231 --> 00:40:11,647 This transition, it would be a story. 537 00:40:11,648 --> 00:40:14,731 "Heir to hotel fortune shoves cotton swab into own penis when commanded. 538 00:40:14,732 --> 00:40:16,398 Denver dominatrix tells all." 539 00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:20,188 See, to me, that doesn't quite have the air of hard-hitting journalism. 540 00:40:20,189 --> 00:40:22,772 Okay, how about, "CEO material Hal Porterfield paid a woman 541 00:40:22,773 --> 00:40:24,605 to spit on him and call him a racist pervert 542 00:40:24,606 --> 00:40:25,772 with a huge, useless dick." 543 00:40:25,773 --> 00:40:27,897 I don't... What do those two things have to do with each other? 544 00:40:27,898 --> 00:40:31,480 "In an email obtained, Porterfield seeks to clarify that the woman of question 545 00:40:31,481 --> 00:40:34,148 is of pure Ashkenazi Jew descent, 546 00:40:34,149 --> 00:40:36,439 going so far as to obtain a saliva sample 547 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,981 so that he could perform a genetic test. 548 00:40:38,982 --> 00:40:41,772 She later read the results of the test aloud to him 549 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,689 while he milked himself into a loofah 550 00:40:43,690 --> 00:40:47,189 that he claimed was taken from his own mother's shower." 551 00:40:50,648 --> 00:40:54,314 Well, I mean, when you say it like that, it makes it sound weird. 552 00:40:54,315 --> 00:40:55,606 Why are you smiling? 553 00:40:55,607 --> 00:41:00,147 Because this isn't the 1990s, and no one cares what I do with my money 554 00:41:00,148 --> 00:41:03,314 or what I shove in my dick on my own time, okay? 555 00:41:03,315 --> 00:41:05,814 If anything, it's gonna make me seem open-minded 556 00:41:05,815 --> 00:41:08,940 and clued in and fucking cool. 557 00:41:10,024 --> 00:41:11,772 The board is gonna think this is cool? 558 00:41:11,773 --> 00:41:13,439 It doesn't matter what the board thinks. 559 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:14,939 - Ha! - It's set up already. 560 00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:17,024 I knew it, you fucking idiot. You said that you didn't have a board. 561 00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:19,356 You said that's not how you're structured. 562 00:41:20,231 --> 00:41:23,272 - No, what I meant was we have a-- - No, I know what you meant. 563 00:41:23,273 --> 00:41:24,480 I know what you meant. 564 00:41:24,481 --> 00:41:27,689 You wanted me to feel stupid and out of my depth, but I'm not. 565 00:41:27,690 --> 00:41:31,857 So this board, which exists, do they know your company's motto? 566 00:41:32,607 --> 00:41:34,940 - Do they what? - Do you know your company's motto? 567 00:41:35,690 --> 00:41:38,024 Uh, yes. "Some things never change." 568 00:41:39,148 --> 00:41:42,064 Some things never change. 569 00:41:42,065 --> 00:41:43,856 Nothing weird. 570 00:41:43,857 --> 00:41:46,773 Nothing unexpected is gonna happen here. 571 00:41:48,315 --> 00:41:52,106 So how is that gonna square with you paying for degenerate no-contact sex? 572 00:41:52,773 --> 00:41:54,106 So I'll change the motto. 573 00:41:54,857 --> 00:41:56,939 Hmm! Change the motto "Some things never change." 574 00:41:56,940 --> 00:42:00,106 Yes, and I promise, no one on the board is gonna say a thing. 575 00:42:00,815 --> 00:42:03,106 Fine. Do you wanna settle this really quickly? 576 00:42:04,315 --> 00:42:05,355 You don't care what anybody thinks, 577 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:06,772 and I can tell anybody that I would like to? 578 00:42:06,773 --> 00:42:07,690 - That's right. - Okay. 579 00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:10,315 So then let's send a video of what we do here to everybody on the board. 580 00:42:11,648 --> 00:42:15,564 That's, um, not how blackmail works. 581 00:42:15,565 --> 00:42:17,147 - No? - No. 582 00:42:17,148 --> 00:42:20,647 You don't ask for money and then propose to make a dirty video. 583 00:42:20,648 --> 00:42:23,398 You wanna try to go ahead and make that dirty video first. 584 00:42:25,857 --> 00:42:28,230 Hi. I'm not quite done. Can we talk about this in a little bit? 585 00:42:28,231 --> 00:42:31,772 It's just something. I'm not being difficult. 586 00:42:31,773 --> 00:42:33,523 I told you, something came up. 587 00:43:07,148 --> 00:43:09,440 No, because I just don't see the urgency in it. 588 00:43:12,231 --> 00:43:13,315 Hal. 589 00:43:16,231 --> 00:43:17,440 That's what I did. 590 00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:22,231 I all ready made a video. 591 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:33,147 I'm saying... No. Hey, can you listen to me? 592 00:43:33,148 --> 00:43:35,897 I trust your opinion, and I trust your taste. 593 00:43:35,898 --> 00:43:39,731 So, you know, if you like the cake, then obviously I'm gonna like it too. 594 00:43:39,732 --> 00:43:41,731 There's a camera hidden in this hotel suite, 595 00:43:41,732 --> 00:43:43,064 and I have hours of footage. 596 00:43:44,023 --> 00:43:47,773 You can hear what we're saying. You can see your face. 597 00:43:49,064 --> 00:43:50,148 You can see everything. 598 00:43:51,773 --> 00:43:53,772 She really should know. 599 00:43:53,773 --> 00:43:55,105 She ought to know what kind of man she's marrying. 600 00:43:55,106 --> 00:43:57,439 Oh, Mom, will you please just listen to me? 601 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,022 All I'm saying is I just need a couple of minutes, 602 00:43:59,023 --> 00:44:01,022 - and then we can talk about it. - It's your mother. 603 00:44:01,023 --> 00:44:03,857 Okay. Well, I'm sorry I yelled. I just needed... 604 00:44:05,231 --> 00:44:06,148 Okay. 605 00:44:07,273 --> 00:44:08,523 Yes. Bye. 606 00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:15,481 - It's a, um, dinner for my, uh... - Your ascension. 607 00:44:20,481 --> 00:44:22,481 What do you think she's gonna say when she sees it? 608 00:44:27,189 --> 00:44:28,315 You're a fucking liar. 609 00:44:30,064 --> 00:44:31,106 I'm not. 610 00:44:37,523 --> 00:44:38,690 Tell me you're kidding. 611 00:44:41,815 --> 00:44:43,064 You hid a camera in here? 612 00:44:50,189 --> 00:44:52,023 You filmed our sessions secretly? 613 00:45:26,773 --> 00:45:28,189 Show me the camera. 614 00:45:32,523 --> 00:45:33,481 Rebecca. 615 00:45:34,773 --> 00:45:36,980 Where is the fucking camera? 616 00:45:36,981 --> 00:45:39,523 {\an8}If you wanna see it so bad, then fucking find it. 617 00:45:55,189 --> 00:45:56,273 Cold. 618 00:46:01,481 --> 00:46:02,606 I said cold. 619 00:46:09,565 --> 00:46:12,273 Hey, Hal, do you not understand how this game works? 620 00:46:19,189 --> 00:46:20,315 Whoo! 621 00:46:32,106 --> 00:46:35,981 There we go. There we go. Warmer. 622 00:46:40,398 --> 00:46:42,773 Warmer. You're warming up now. 623 00:46:54,773 --> 00:46:56,855 What are you doing? You're losing momentum. 624 00:46:56,856 --> 00:46:58,273 Weather's not changing, my friend. 625 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:01,356 Warmer. 626 00:47:02,981 --> 00:47:04,106 The sun is up. 627 00:47:04,773 --> 00:47:06,023 Can you feel it? 628 00:47:11,481 --> 00:47:12,772 I'm not sure how there'd be a camera in there, 629 00:47:12,772 --> 00:47:14,732 but I like your energy. 630 00:47:15,772 --> 00:47:17,565 Okay, back to the lamp idea. 631 00:47:18,231 --> 00:47:19,397 Warmer-ish. 632 00:47:19,398 --> 00:47:20,897 Whoo! 633 00:47:22,481 --> 00:47:26,440 Hey, Hal, imagine how satisfied that board is gonna be. 634 00:47:27,106 --> 00:47:29,148 Everything that they suspected about you, 635 00:47:29,897 --> 00:47:30,897 it's true. 636 00:47:31,481 --> 00:47:34,731 - You're a fuckup. You're a clown. - Yeah. 637 00:47:34,732 --> 00:47:38,148 But I'll still be me, and you'll still be you, 638 00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:40,522 doing your own laundry, 639 00:47:40,523 --> 00:47:43,230 on your knees, scrubbing your own toilet, 640 00:47:43,231 --> 00:47:46,397 Sunday nights in the bathtub eating vegan ice cream 641 00:47:46,398 --> 00:47:49,273 'cause you're fucking lactose intolerant. 642 00:47:49,939 --> 00:47:50,981 Colder. 643 00:47:54,231 --> 00:47:56,356 TV. That's gotta be it, right? 644 00:47:59,356 --> 00:48:00,356 You're right. 645 00:48:01,064 --> 00:48:04,148 I do scrub my own toilet, and I don't like it. 646 00:48:04,814 --> 00:48:06,272 But do you wanna know what the real difference 647 00:48:06,273 --> 00:48:07,480 between me and you is? 648 00:48:07,481 --> 00:48:10,398 Yeah, I just told you, you crazy bitch. 649 00:48:16,897 --> 00:48:19,605 It's embarrassing not having any money, 650 00:48:19,606 --> 00:48:23,230 {\an8}but it's more embarrassing when you do have everything, 651 00:48:23,231 --> 00:48:26,397 {\an8}like you do, and you still feel like trash, 652 00:48:26,398 --> 00:48:29,022 and you still feel ashamed, because you just know, 653 00:48:29,023 --> 00:48:33,063 to a certainty, that whatever it is that some men have, that magic, 654 00:48:33,064 --> 00:48:38,689 your whole life has been proof that you don't have it. 655 00:48:44,897 --> 00:48:45,981 Break in the clouds. 656 00:48:47,523 --> 00:48:49,148 The sun, she's shining again. 657 00:48:49,856 --> 00:48:51,938 White hot. White hot. 658 00:48:51,939 --> 00:48:54,565 - Ah, fuck. - Blazing hot. 659 00:48:58,023 --> 00:48:59,523 You see how hot? 660 00:49:01,231 --> 00:49:03,022 The commitment and the focus. 661 00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:06,897 - Where is it? - So close! I swear to God! 662 00:49:10,315 --> 00:49:13,397 - Uh, uh, uh. Mmm. Colder now. - How can I be colder? 663 00:49:13,398 --> 00:49:15,647 It's a hole in the wall! 664 00:49:15,648 --> 00:49:18,980 I meant that you were on the right track philosophically. 665 00:49:18,981 --> 00:49:21,855 What the fuck does that mean? Oh, fuck. 666 00:49:21,856 --> 00:49:23,189 Hal? 667 00:49:35,481 --> 00:49:36,856 You're fucking with me, right? 668 00:49:38,064 --> 00:49:39,273 Please just tell me. 669 00:49:42,814 --> 00:49:43,814 No. 670 00:49:47,606 --> 00:49:49,565 I don't think it's worth getting killed over. 671 00:49:52,856 --> 00:49:55,856 But, no, I'm not fucking with you. I'm sorry, baby. 672 00:49:59,523 --> 00:50:01,273 Why are you doing this to me? 673 00:50:04,231 --> 00:50:05,273 Hal. 674 00:50:07,023 --> 00:50:08,064 What? 675 00:50:10,981 --> 00:50:12,273 You're hard right now. 676 00:50:14,565 --> 00:50:16,356 No. No. 677 00:50:20,315 --> 00:50:22,106 I can see it, Hal. 678 00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:27,565 Please just stop. 679 00:50:28,189 --> 00:50:30,939 How can you possibly be hard right now? 680 00:50:32,231 --> 00:50:34,356 I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you? 681 00:50:45,481 --> 00:50:46,897 You love this. 682 00:50:52,106 --> 00:50:56,897 I know that you think I'm, like, this harmless little bitch. 683 00:51:00,023 --> 00:51:03,564 But if I wanted to, I can get rid of you. 684 00:51:05,023 --> 00:51:06,189 It's easy as that. 685 00:51:11,647 --> 00:51:13,981 Well, you're right there. 686 00:51:16,231 --> 00:51:18,273 I do think you're a harmless bitch. 687 00:52:11,064 --> 00:52:12,522 You think it's all cute. 688 00:52:13,647 --> 00:52:14,814 You think you're my friend. 689 00:52:18,106 --> 00:52:19,231 You're not my friend. 690 00:52:21,939 --> 00:52:22,814 You're trash. 691 00:52:24,231 --> 00:52:27,148 You mean nothing to me. 692 00:52:30,398 --> 00:52:35,106 And I will make you regret treating me like this, 693 00:52:36,647 --> 00:52:38,480 'cause the truth is, it is easy... 694 00:52:40,647 --> 00:52:41,689 to get rid of you. 695 00:52:44,564 --> 00:52:46,106 It would cost less than that watch. 696 00:52:52,522 --> 00:52:53,439 Okay. 697 00:52:56,315 --> 00:52:57,939 What does that mean, "okay"? 698 00:53:00,231 --> 00:53:01,522 It means I was lying. 699 00:53:04,273 --> 00:53:05,731 There's no video. 700 00:53:15,814 --> 00:53:18,231 Okay. Good. 701 00:53:20,356 --> 00:53:21,522 That's what I thought. 702 00:53:25,897 --> 00:53:28,814 Now, get the fuck out of here. 703 00:53:45,897 --> 00:53:49,064 Just to be clear about something. 704 00:53:51,148 --> 00:53:52,856 You didn't teach me anything. 705 00:53:56,023 --> 00:53:57,231 I wrote the scenes. 706 00:53:59,231 --> 00:54:00,647 You just said the words. 707 00:54:04,356 --> 00:54:05,564 It could have been anybody. 708 00:54:30,564 --> 00:54:31,605 You're wrong. 709 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:35,771 The words don't matter. They help. 710 00:54:35,772 --> 00:54:37,354 They're like wallpaper or decoration. 711 00:54:37,355 --> 00:54:38,981 They're nice, but they're not what's really going on. 712 00:54:39,605 --> 00:54:43,896 Okay. So then tell me what is going on. 713 00:54:43,897 --> 00:54:46,855 You want to be reprimanded for what you fear are inherent flaws 714 00:54:46,856 --> 00:54:49,272 and then rewarded for coming into compliance. 715 00:54:49,273 --> 00:54:50,731 Okay. If you say so. 716 00:55:14,064 --> 00:55:15,355 I pledge allegiance... 717 00:55:18,689 --> 00:55:19,814 to the flag... 718 00:55:21,647 --> 00:55:22,646 This is funny. 719 00:55:22,647 --> 00:55:27,314 ...of the United States of America... 720 00:55:30,772 --> 00:55:32,564 and to the republic... 721 00:55:35,189 --> 00:55:36,814 for which it stands... 722 00:55:39,772 --> 00:55:43,772 one nation under God... 723 00:55:59,689 --> 00:56:01,023 indivisible... 724 00:56:04,314 --> 00:56:09,981 with liberty and justice for all. 725 00:56:16,148 --> 00:56:17,564 You are good at what you do. 726 00:56:20,939 --> 00:56:23,689 But that doesn't change the nature of our relationship. 727 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:29,897 I pay you to make me feel a certain way. 728 00:56:30,939 --> 00:56:32,314 I... I do it. 729 00:56:33,605 --> 00:56:38,564 And if I stop wanting to feel that way, then I stop paying you, and I don't. 730 00:56:39,981 --> 00:56:41,106 It's up to me. 731 00:56:47,856 --> 00:56:49,355 Take off your pants. 732 00:56:53,272 --> 00:56:54,272 No. 733 00:56:57,148 --> 00:56:58,564 Take off your pants... 734 00:57:01,605 --> 00:57:04,981 so I don't have to keep punishing you. 735 00:57:07,023 --> 00:57:11,480 And I am saying no. 736 00:57:12,856 --> 00:57:15,147 - Stop me. - You're holding a knife to my neck. 737 00:57:15,148 --> 00:57:17,771 Okay. So take it. 738 00:57:17,772 --> 00:57:21,271 Take this knife. You're stronger than I am. Take it. 739 00:57:21,272 --> 00:57:23,981 - Tie me up. Come on, please. - I should. 740 00:57:27,106 --> 00:57:28,064 How about this? 741 00:57:31,023 --> 00:57:32,896 Just say to me that you don't care what I want 742 00:57:32,897 --> 00:57:35,023 and that it's not the most important thing to you. 743 00:57:38,230 --> 00:57:39,480 Say that, and I'll stop. 744 00:57:54,106 --> 00:57:55,689 Pull down your pants. 745 00:58:15,772 --> 00:58:17,564 {\an8}It's the only good thing about you. 746 00:58:26,355 --> 00:58:28,230 I'm going to use this... 747 00:58:30,439 --> 00:58:32,731 ...because it belongs to me. 748 00:58:36,023 --> 00:58:42,605 And you are going to be quiet and cooperate. 749 00:58:51,397 --> 00:58:54,689 You say all this shit to me, what kind of a person I am... 750 00:58:56,647 --> 00:58:58,314 but you're a bad person too. 751 00:59:00,188 --> 00:59:01,564 You're fucking evil. 752 00:59:08,063 --> 00:59:09,564 When I tell you... 753 00:59:12,023 --> 00:59:13,105 not before... 754 00:59:16,439 --> 00:59:18,689 {\an8}you're gonna come inside me. 755 00:59:22,063 --> 00:59:24,564 {\an8}But I wanna tell you something first. 756 00:59:27,188 --> 00:59:29,188 I have an app on my phone... 757 00:59:30,981 --> 00:59:33,147 and it tells me when I'm ovulating. 758 00:59:37,105 --> 00:59:38,772 {\an8}I'm ovulating right now. 759 00:59:42,814 --> 00:59:44,564 {\an8}And when I tell you to come... 760 00:59:46,981 --> 00:59:48,939 ...you're gonna come inside me. 761 00:59:50,188 --> 00:59:51,439 You're gonna do it, 762 00:59:54,689 --> 00:59:57,188 {\an8}and you're gonna make me pregnant. 763 01:00:00,105 --> 01:00:02,272 And I'm gonna have the baby. 764 01:00:04,689 --> 01:00:05,731 A boy. 765 01:00:07,647 --> 01:00:12,188 {\an8}And every single night, you're gonna put him into bed, 766 01:00:14,314 --> 01:00:16,022 {\an8}and he's gonna look up at you, 767 01:00:17,564 --> 01:00:19,314 {\an8}and he's gonna smile. 768 01:00:21,314 --> 01:00:23,689 You're gonna thank me for the life I've given you. 769 01:00:26,063 --> 01:00:27,731 Say that's what you want. 770 01:00:31,439 --> 01:00:33,063 {\an8}Do it and I'll let you come. 771 01:00:36,980 --> 01:00:39,147 I understand. That's what I want. 772 01:00:41,689 --> 01:00:43,272 Okay, you can come now. 773 01:01:20,439 --> 01:01:21,522 I'll pay it. 774 01:01:25,397 --> 01:01:26,439 Half. 775 01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:30,938 Half my salary for the first year, and half my bonus. 776 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:34,188 $6 million. 777 01:02:52,772 --> 01:02:54,104 What are you doing? 778 01:02:54,105 --> 01:02:56,230 I'm getting it set up. The lawyer has to do it. 779 01:03:00,272 --> 01:03:01,814 "Hey, Gary. Weird ask. 780 01:03:02,397 --> 01:03:05,396 Can you please deposit $6 million into the following account?" 781 01:03:05,397 --> 01:03:06,480 Are you joking? 782 01:03:07,606 --> 01:03:08,522 What? 783 01:03:08,523 --> 01:03:11,563 You can't just wire it to me, Hal. The IRS is gonna be living at my house. 784 01:03:11,564 --> 01:03:13,146 No, Gary'll figure it out. He's really good. 785 01:03:13,147 --> 01:03:14,647 Here's what you're gonna tell Gary. 786 01:03:15,731 --> 01:03:17,688 He's gonna set up two corporations in the Caymans, 787 01:03:17,689 --> 01:03:18,937 one for you guys, one for me. 788 01:03:18,938 --> 01:03:21,479 - You should be typing. - Okay. 789 01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:23,271 He'll transfer the money there quarterly, 790 01:03:23,272 --> 01:03:25,105 in divisions under $1 million. 791 01:03:26,522 --> 01:03:27,646 Got it? 792 01:03:27,647 --> 01:03:29,980 The Caymans. That's a tax shelter, right? 793 01:03:35,022 --> 01:03:36,063 Yeah. 794 01:03:37,022 --> 01:03:38,063 Send that. 795 01:03:39,147 --> 01:03:41,229 I know where to find you if this Gary... 796 01:03:41,230 --> 01:03:42,771 - Yes. - ...doesn't exist. 797 01:03:42,772 --> 01:03:45,895 You do. 798 01:03:45,896 --> 01:03:47,855 And what... what you said before, 799 01:03:49,564 --> 01:03:50,689 is that what you want? 800 01:03:52,272 --> 01:03:53,272 To have a kid? 801 01:03:55,272 --> 01:03:56,355 Um... 802 01:03:58,063 --> 01:03:58,938 No. 803 01:03:58,939 --> 01:04:03,689 I said that because you were wrong and I don't like losing arguments. 804 01:04:07,022 --> 01:04:08,770 And I have endometriosis. 805 01:04:08,771 --> 01:04:11,980 So it's very unlikely I'll be able to have children. 806 01:04:18,896 --> 01:04:21,896 - Have a good rest of your weekend. - Okay, you do the same. 807 01:04:41,980 --> 01:04:43,813 Hi. I can't really talk right now. 808 01:04:48,188 --> 01:04:50,647 Alexander. Alexander, I can't hear you. 809 01:04:52,689 --> 01:04:53,855 Because you're crying. 810 01:04:56,105 --> 01:04:57,063 No. 811 01:04:58,397 --> 01:05:00,272 No, there's nothing that you can do. 812 01:05:01,439 --> 01:05:04,895 You can call again if that helps, 813 01:05:04,896 --> 01:05:07,272 but this is the last time that I'm gonna pick up, okay? 814 01:05:07,938 --> 01:05:08,896 Goodbye. 815 01:05:26,439 --> 01:05:27,855 - Hi. - Hi. 816 01:05:28,397 --> 01:05:32,355 Um, I was... I was thinking about something that you said. 817 01:05:33,022 --> 01:05:34,812 I promise you, Hal, I cannot get pregnant. 818 01:05:34,813 --> 01:05:39,063 No, not that. You said that you know where to find me. 819 01:05:40,105 --> 01:05:43,354 I do. But you sent the email, right? 820 01:05:43,355 --> 01:05:46,021 Well, yeah, but then it occurred to me, 821 01:05:46,022 --> 01:05:49,771 what's to stop you from just doing this again? 822 01:05:50,938 --> 01:05:55,397 Like, what's to stop you from coming back next month, like... 823 01:05:58,105 --> 01:06:00,022 I guess you'll have to take my word for it. 824 01:06:00,646 --> 01:06:06,271 Well, I was thinking that... that I need, um, something from you, 825 01:06:06,272 --> 01:06:09,187 something equivalent... 826 01:06:09,188 --> 01:06:12,062 ...that can prevent you-- 827 01:06:12,063 --> 01:06:15,314 - Collateral. - Yes, collateral. Exactly. Um... 828 01:06:17,813 --> 01:06:21,895 Collateral. Yes, something solid. Something important to you. 829 01:06:21,896 --> 01:06:23,271 - I get what you mean, Hal. - Okay. 830 01:06:23,272 --> 01:06:26,104 - But you already sent the email, right? - So I'll send another one. 831 01:06:26,105 --> 01:06:27,937 I'll say, "Please disregard." 832 01:06:27,938 --> 01:06:28,855 - He doesn't care. - What happened 833 01:06:28,855 --> 01:06:29,771 to all your smug money-confidence? 834 01:06:29,772 --> 01:06:31,062 Didn't seem like this even mattered to you. 835 01:06:31,063 --> 01:06:32,521 It didn't, and then it occurred to me 836 01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:35,479 that you can do this again and again and again for years, 837 01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:39,229 and then I have to see, um... go over this again and again, 838 01:06:39,230 --> 01:06:40,896 and I'm not prepared to do that. 839 01:06:44,564 --> 01:06:45,855 To see me again? 840 01:06:46,980 --> 01:06:48,812 Hey. No, it's not personal. 841 01:06:48,813 --> 01:06:51,396 I mean, it's like financially, it's a little insane. 842 01:06:51,397 --> 01:06:53,645 Okay, so here's the new deal. Fuck your collateral. 843 01:06:53,646 --> 01:06:54,979 - What? - Fuck your collateral. 844 01:06:54,980 --> 01:06:56,479 - Hold on. - And no. 845 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,812 I give you no assurance that I won't be doing this again. 846 01:06:58,813 --> 01:07:01,104 - Rebecca. - In fact, if I were you... 847 01:07:01,105 --> 01:07:03,604 - We need to talk seriously about this. - Oh, I'm being serious. 848 01:07:03,605 --> 01:07:05,645 - Okay? Please? - I give you no assurance. 849 01:07:05,646 --> 01:07:07,021 And if I were you, I would start thinking 850 01:07:07,022 --> 01:07:10,062 about ways to keep me happy, like, in perpetuity, 851 01:07:10,063 --> 01:07:11,770 if dealing with me is so disgusting to you. 852 01:07:11,771 --> 01:07:15,854 - No. What does that mean, perpetuity? - It means forever, Hal. 853 01:07:15,855 --> 01:07:18,104 Yeah, I know. I mean what do you mean? 854 01:07:18,105 --> 01:07:20,104 Oh, okay. See, I'm not the writer. 855 01:07:20,105 --> 01:07:22,146 So you might have to do some thinking on your own. 856 01:07:22,147 --> 01:07:26,688 {\an8}But off the top of my head, it's something like a position. 857 01:07:28,022 --> 01:07:30,479 - A posi... A position? - A position, yeah. 858 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,479 - What? - At the company. Good salary. 859 01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:33,439 - No. - Good benefits. 860 01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:34,729 - Reasonably sized staff. - What? 861 01:07:34,730 --> 01:07:37,645 - Office near yours. - No. We are not talking about that. 862 01:07:37,646 --> 01:07:40,729 Well, that's what I'm talking about, and that is the only thing that matters. 863 01:07:40,730 --> 01:07:41,688 Hey. Hold on. 864 01:07:41,689 --> 01:07:42,895 You can think it over and come back to me. 865 01:07:42,896 --> 01:07:45,354 - It can be a discussion. - I'm sorry. Whoa. No. 866 01:07:45,355 --> 01:07:47,438 Stop. Time out. Go back. 867 01:07:47,439 --> 01:07:50,313 Okay? Let's go back. We're gonna go back now. 868 01:07:50,314 --> 01:07:53,062 Six-- I'll give you the $6 million, okay? 869 01:07:53,063 --> 01:07:56,854 If, and only if, you tell me one damaging piece of information about yourself. 870 01:07:56,855 --> 01:07:58,812 That whole thing has bloomed and died, my friend. 871 01:07:58,813 --> 01:08:00,146 We are in a whole new world now. 872 01:08:00,147 --> 01:08:02,770 We are talking about where, in relation to yours, my office is going to be, 873 01:08:02,771 --> 01:08:04,895 and we need to start talking about my title! 874 01:08:04,896 --> 01:08:07,187 What? No! We are not talking about that. 875 01:08:07,188 --> 01:08:10,146 - Are you insane? - Would it be weird if we were co-CEOs? 876 01:08:10,147 --> 01:08:11,604 - Yes. - Has anybody done that? 877 01:08:11,605 --> 01:08:14,937 No. No. We are not doing that. 878 01:08:14,938 --> 01:08:17,062 Well, maybe we're not doing exactly that, 879 01:08:17,063 --> 01:08:18,854 but we are doing something like that. 880 01:08:18,855 --> 01:08:20,895 - No. No. No. - Yes. Yes. 881 01:08:20,896 --> 01:08:22,187 That's the result of you coming out here 882 01:08:22,188 --> 01:08:24,854 and opening your wormy little mouth trying to extract some concession 883 01:08:24,855 --> 01:08:26,021 - when you have zero leverage! - Shut up! Shut up! 884 01:08:26,022 --> 01:08:28,604 - Come here. - Ow! Stop it, you fucking clod! 885 01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:30,687 - I just wanna talk. - Rape! 886 01:08:30,688 --> 01:08:32,062 - Just go back in the room. - Rape! 887 01:08:32,063 --> 01:08:34,022 - Somebody help me! I'm being raped! - Oh, my God. 888 01:08:36,521 --> 01:08:37,645 Rape! 889 01:08:37,646 --> 01:08:39,438 What the fuck are you doing? 890 01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:41,479 Do you think anybody called the cops? I was really screaming out there. 891 01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:44,396 Look, all I wanna do is just figure out a way that we can end this 892 01:08:44,397 --> 01:08:46,313 so that we both can be sure that it is over. 893 01:08:46,314 --> 01:08:48,104 - That is all I want. - Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 894 01:08:48,105 --> 01:08:50,729 I told you, I need security. I need a position at the company. 895 01:08:50,730 --> 01:08:53,812 Are you insane? Are you insane? 896 01:08:53,813 --> 01:08:56,063 Oh, my God! I don't know what you're doing! 897 01:08:58,105 --> 01:08:59,397 I'm fighting, Hal. 898 01:09:00,938 --> 01:09:03,147 It's how you win something, in case you were wondering. 899 01:09:07,938 --> 01:09:08,980 So, what? 900 01:09:10,855 --> 01:09:12,062 You're not gonna give me a job? 901 01:09:12,063 --> 01:09:14,605 No. Yes, correct. 902 01:09:18,272 --> 01:09:19,979 Rebecca. 903 01:09:19,980 --> 01:09:21,729 Rebecca. 904 01:09:21,730 --> 01:09:24,855 Hey, @porterfieldhotels. 905 01:09:26,022 --> 01:09:28,438 - Is this your new CEO? - What are you doing? 906 01:09:29,813 --> 01:09:30,896 Tweeting the video. 907 01:09:32,105 --> 01:09:34,687 Oh, my God! There is no video! 908 01:09:34,688 --> 01:09:37,063 There is no camera! You told me that! 909 01:09:38,314 --> 01:09:39,314 I lied. 910 01:09:48,646 --> 01:09:50,063 Why did you do this? 911 01:09:52,855 --> 01:09:54,063 You wouldn't believe me. 912 01:09:56,188 --> 01:09:59,563 {\an8}I trusted you with everything about me. 913 01:10:42,063 --> 01:10:43,272 Get up already. 914 01:10:49,396 --> 01:10:52,563 I knew you were like this, you fucking limp, pent-up serial killer! 915 01:10:53,813 --> 01:10:55,479 Fuck. What's the code? 916 01:10:56,147 --> 01:10:57,314 Fuck you, Ted Bundy. 917 01:10:58,688 --> 01:11:02,229 - Rebecca, what is the code? - Bill Clinton piece of shit. 918 01:11:02,230 --> 01:11:05,438 Look at it, Rebecca. Rebecca, look at it. 919 01:11:07,147 --> 01:11:08,063 Fuck! 920 01:11:12,188 --> 01:11:15,062 You are putting me in an impossible situation. 921 01:11:15,063 --> 01:11:17,562 You are making it impossible for me and you 922 01:11:17,563 --> 01:11:20,188 to walk out of here, which is what I want. 923 01:11:21,688 --> 01:11:23,562 - What are you trying to say? - I don't know. 924 01:11:23,563 --> 01:11:26,271 The people I work with, my family, my mother, 925 01:11:26,272 --> 01:11:29,230 they just cannot see that video, okay? 926 01:11:29,855 --> 01:11:31,230 Why are you so scared of them? 927 01:11:32,022 --> 01:11:34,021 Because they don't know me! 928 01:11:34,022 --> 01:11:37,937 This is supposed to be mine, the only thing that is actually mine. 929 01:11:37,938 --> 01:11:42,312 Goddamnit! I offered you money, more than you can make in two lifetimes. 930 01:11:42,313 --> 01:11:44,146 I got you a gift. 931 01:11:44,147 --> 01:11:47,104 What do you want? What do you want? 932 01:11:47,105 --> 01:11:49,980 Do you wanna be CEO of a hotel company? 933 01:11:53,354 --> 01:11:54,354 No. 934 01:11:56,272 --> 01:12:01,687 Okay, please, please, then, God, just tell me. 935 01:12:01,688 --> 01:12:04,395 Do you want me to beg? I will beg you. 936 01:12:04,396 --> 01:12:10,021 Please do not ruin my intolerable, pointless life. 937 01:12:10,022 --> 01:12:14,563 Just take your money and just leave me to it, okay? 938 01:12:15,271 --> 01:12:18,687 I don't even know why you're doing this, or is this just the game? 939 01:12:18,688 --> 01:12:21,813 - Yes. - Which one? Which is it? 940 01:12:22,855 --> 01:12:24,438 I know what I want. 941 01:12:27,438 --> 01:12:29,438 I want to play this game. 942 01:12:30,354 --> 01:12:32,354 I don't... I don't understand. 943 01:12:35,563 --> 01:12:36,896 I quit my job. 944 01:12:39,063 --> 01:12:40,063 What job? 945 01:12:41,771 --> 01:12:43,730 I quit this job, dominating. 946 01:12:45,521 --> 01:12:48,062 I fired my broker. I haven't seen a client in months. 947 01:12:48,063 --> 01:12:49,646 I'm living off of my savings. 948 01:12:50,479 --> 01:12:53,855 - Why? - It felt disloyal. 949 01:12:56,813 --> 01:12:58,521 Disloyal to who? To me? 950 01:13:00,730 --> 01:13:04,062 I had a fiancé, Alexander. I ended it. I broke up with him. 951 01:13:04,063 --> 01:13:08,063 - He's fucking furious. He has no idea. - Because you felt disloyal to me? 952 01:13:10,813 --> 01:13:11,771 Yes. 953 01:13:14,022 --> 01:13:16,938 To us. To... To what we do here. 954 01:13:17,855 --> 01:13:19,729 I'm sorry, okay? I know. I get it. 955 01:13:19,730 --> 01:13:21,437 - You want me to be in charge. - Stop. 956 01:13:21,438 --> 01:13:22,980 I know this is painful for you. 957 01:13:24,896 --> 01:13:27,812 Hal, after our first session... 958 01:13:27,813 --> 01:13:29,687 - Please stop. - ...do you remember you had me 959 01:13:29,688 --> 01:13:31,562 do the thing with the fucking cuticle clippers? 960 01:13:31,563 --> 01:13:32,980 I went home and I couldn't sleep. 961 01:13:33,563 --> 01:13:36,646 I couldn't sleep all night. I was shining. 962 01:13:37,271 --> 01:13:39,854 And then you called me again and I got that very same feeling, 963 01:13:39,855 --> 01:13:42,312 like when you win something, like you just know 964 01:13:42,313 --> 01:13:44,228 that you're gonna get what you want. 965 01:13:44,229 --> 01:13:47,228 I thought it would go away. I did. I thought it would go away. 966 01:13:47,229 --> 01:13:49,770 But it didn't. It got worse and worse. 967 01:13:49,771 --> 01:13:51,854 Why do you think that I started taping the sessions? 968 01:13:51,855 --> 01:13:52,937 It was for me. 969 01:13:52,938 --> 01:13:54,688 - Stop. - So that I could have them. 970 01:13:56,479 --> 01:13:58,229 We're suited to each other, Hal. 971 01:13:59,896 --> 01:14:03,063 What we do here, what happens... 972 01:14:05,147 --> 01:14:06,688 ...it's magic. 973 01:14:08,105 --> 01:14:12,979 No. No. No. No. 974 01:14:12,980 --> 01:14:18,395 You are not gonna do this. I'm so tired. You're not gonna mindfuck me like this. 975 01:14:18,396 --> 01:14:21,229 Why are you pretending like you don't know what I'm talking about? 976 01:14:22,896 --> 01:14:24,145 All those people out there in the world 977 01:14:24,146 --> 01:14:27,604 and the shit that they do, what is that compared to this? 978 01:14:29,313 --> 01:14:31,022 I hate myself when I'm out there. 979 01:14:32,479 --> 01:14:35,313 I hate the way I look and the sound of my voice. 980 01:14:36,063 --> 01:14:37,312 I hate myself out there. 981 01:14:37,313 --> 01:14:40,605 But in here, when I'm with you... 982 01:14:42,354 --> 01:14:45,688 I am exactly who I want to be. 983 01:14:48,396 --> 01:14:51,854 When I'm in control of you, I... I am the person 984 01:14:51,855 --> 01:14:54,562 that I dreamed I would be when I was young. 985 01:14:54,563 --> 01:14:58,895 I am... I'm-- I'm funny, and I'm mean, 986 01:14:58,896 --> 01:15:01,021 and I am strong. 987 01:15:01,022 --> 01:15:06,938 And I never, never feel like that out there. 988 01:15:07,813 --> 01:15:09,479 And it's the same for you. 989 01:15:10,980 --> 01:15:12,770 No. It's not. 990 01:15:12,771 --> 01:15:15,771 I hate that I do this. I hate myself. It's shameful. 991 01:15:17,229 --> 01:15:19,063 I unlocked something in you. 992 01:15:21,855 --> 01:15:24,730 - How do you know that? - I know. 993 01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:29,312 I know that you think that you need to be this person like your dad, 994 01:15:29,313 --> 01:15:32,770 who's strong, who looks forward to the future. 995 01:15:32,771 --> 01:15:34,979 But that's not you. 996 01:15:34,980 --> 01:15:38,478 You are abnormal. And I don't just mean sexually. 997 01:15:38,479 --> 01:15:42,228 I mean fundamentally in a way that most people would just find unacceptable. 998 01:15:42,229 --> 01:15:45,770 - Sanctuary. - But for me, in here, we fit. 999 01:15:45,771 --> 01:15:46,688 Sanctuary. 1000 01:15:46,689 --> 01:15:50,604 - For me, in here, we fit perfectly. - Did you hear me? 1001 01:15:50,605 --> 01:15:53,687 Sanctuary. Sanctuary. Sanctuary! 1002 01:15:53,688 --> 01:15:55,478 - Sanctuary. - Sanctuary what? 1003 01:15:55,479 --> 01:16:00,187 Sanctuary! I'm using the safe word. Sanctuary! Sanctuary! Stop! 1004 01:16:02,813 --> 01:16:04,271 I'm not playing. 1005 01:16:05,938 --> 01:16:09,937 Oh, my God. Will you just give me a fucking break? 1006 01:16:09,938 --> 01:16:12,729 Please, give me a fucking break. 1007 01:16:12,730 --> 01:16:16,812 From the moment you walked back in here, you want $6 million. 1008 01:16:16,813 --> 01:16:19,312 You wanna be co-CEO of a hotel company. 1009 01:16:19,313 --> 01:16:20,855 You are doing a session. 1010 01:16:21,605 --> 01:16:22,855 I quit my job. 1011 01:16:24,563 --> 01:16:26,229 I left my fiancé. 1012 01:16:28,146 --> 01:16:29,187 It's true. 1013 01:16:31,062 --> 01:16:32,229 This isn't real. 1014 01:16:34,187 --> 01:16:35,313 That's not real. 1015 01:16:39,980 --> 01:16:42,730 This is the only thing that is real. 1016 01:17:02,688 --> 01:17:04,813 {\an8}Hal. 1017 01:17:25,855 --> 01:17:28,521 - What is this, Hal? - You're gonna stop talking. 1018 01:17:30,021 --> 01:17:32,062 If you talk again, I'm gonna hurt you. 1019 01:17:33,271 --> 01:17:34,187 I will. 1020 01:17:42,605 --> 01:17:44,229 You didn't quit your job. 1021 01:17:45,855 --> 01:17:47,771 You didn't break up with your boyfriend. 1022 01:17:49,730 --> 01:17:53,563 The only good thing about me, to you, is the money. 1023 01:17:55,646 --> 01:17:56,937 That's the truth. 1024 01:17:57,896 --> 01:17:59,021 Now say it. 1025 01:18:02,104 --> 01:18:03,271 You want me to speak? 1026 01:18:05,730 --> 01:18:07,354 I want you to say that. 1027 01:18:12,104 --> 01:18:18,521 Say it or I will kill you, and then I'll kill myself. 1028 01:18:22,021 --> 01:18:23,271 Just tell the truth. 1029 01:18:24,271 --> 01:18:25,438 I am nothing. 1030 01:18:26,646 --> 01:18:29,104 Just say that. 1031 01:18:33,062 --> 01:18:34,396 I have a better idea. 1032 01:18:38,062 --> 01:18:41,354 We need to play a game. It's the last one. 1033 01:18:42,104 --> 01:18:45,521 {\an8}- You're gonna... - Say what I fucking told you to say! 1034 01:18:50,563 --> 01:18:52,271 {\an8}We need to play a game. 1035 01:18:57,438 --> 01:18:58,605 You be you. 1036 01:19:03,605 --> 01:19:05,062 I'll be your dad. 1037 01:19:16,396 --> 01:19:17,479 Greet me. 1038 01:19:21,229 --> 01:19:22,771 I'm your father. 1039 01:19:23,730 --> 01:19:25,313 I said greet me. 1040 01:19:31,313 --> 01:19:33,270 I came back from the fucking dead to speak to you, 1041 01:19:33,271 --> 01:19:35,187 so the least that you could do is say hello. 1042 01:19:40,396 --> 01:19:41,563 Hello. 1043 01:19:48,479 --> 01:19:49,979 I'm sorry I left you. 1044 01:19:50,895 --> 01:19:52,229 He wouldn't say that. 1045 01:19:56,937 --> 01:19:58,812 It was beyond my control. 1046 01:20:06,187 --> 01:20:07,688 Untie Rebecca. 1047 01:20:13,479 --> 01:20:14,521 No. 1048 01:20:15,730 --> 01:20:16,688 No. 1049 01:20:18,313 --> 01:20:19,479 Why not? 1050 01:20:26,313 --> 01:20:29,145 Because you don't have the power anymore. 1051 01:20:29,146 --> 01:20:30,229 I do. 1052 01:20:31,563 --> 01:20:33,687 And you are gonna take back what you said 1053 01:20:33,688 --> 01:20:36,312 about your job and your boyfriend, 1054 01:20:36,313 --> 01:20:39,563 and you are gonna delete that fucking video. 1055 01:20:42,812 --> 01:20:46,104 Boy, do not test me! 1056 01:20:54,396 --> 01:20:56,979 Look at this mess you made, you little shit! 1057 01:20:59,770 --> 01:21:01,520 This is my fucking place! 1058 01:21:01,521 --> 01:21:03,812 - I'm sorry. - Shut up! 1059 01:21:19,854 --> 01:21:21,146 Where are you? 1060 01:21:25,729 --> 01:21:26,688 Okay. 1061 01:21:28,313 --> 01:21:29,354 I get it. 1062 01:21:31,729 --> 01:21:32,770 Good job. 1063 01:21:34,271 --> 01:21:35,313 Good game. 1064 01:21:56,146 --> 01:21:58,812 I lived 78 years here on Earth. 1065 01:22:00,812 --> 01:22:01,895 Made money. 1066 01:22:03,812 --> 01:22:05,104 Raised a family. 1067 01:22:10,687 --> 01:22:11,895 A lucky man. 1068 01:22:13,812 --> 01:22:14,979 I was happy. 1069 01:22:16,646 --> 01:22:19,229 Thousands of people worked for me. 1070 01:22:21,354 --> 01:22:24,937 The company I built, homes they bought... 1071 01:22:26,521 --> 01:22:29,563 food they ate, the clothes they put on their children's back... 1072 01:22:33,146 --> 01:22:34,062 it was me. 1073 01:22:35,979 --> 01:22:39,271 When I died, they wept. 1074 01:22:40,812 --> 01:22:41,979 I saw them crying. 1075 01:22:45,229 --> 01:22:47,146 I was outside of my body by then. 1076 01:22:52,104 --> 01:22:53,563 And I could see everything, 1077 01:22:55,438 --> 01:22:56,812 everything that happened, 1078 01:22:59,062 --> 01:23:00,645 everything that's still to come. 1079 01:23:09,396 --> 01:23:10,854 I saw you crying. 1080 01:23:12,770 --> 01:23:14,187 How scared you were. 1081 01:23:16,271 --> 01:23:20,895 How desperately you wanted to know that you could do it. 1082 01:23:24,521 --> 01:23:25,645 Be me. 1083 01:23:29,354 --> 01:23:30,396 You can't. 1084 01:23:48,729 --> 01:23:49,854 You are you. 1085 01:23:57,563 --> 01:23:58,854 {\an8}You hate yourself. 1086 01:24:01,604 --> 01:24:03,313 {\an8}And I understand why you do. 1087 01:24:05,937 --> 01:24:07,729 But that's not gonna change anything. 1088 01:24:10,104 --> 01:24:13,895 You're nothing like me, and you never will be. 1089 01:24:19,438 --> 01:24:20,396 {\an8}Say it. 1090 01:24:25,146 --> 01:24:26,396 I'm nothing like you. 1091 01:24:31,187 --> 01:24:32,271 {\an8}And? 1092 01:24:38,937 --> 01:24:42,687 And... And I don't have to be. 1093 01:26:56,770 --> 01:26:58,937 - Hi. - Hey. 1094 01:27:04,104 --> 01:27:05,437 I deleted the video. 1095 01:27:07,895 --> 01:27:10,604 Oh. Thank you. Yeah. 1096 01:27:15,729 --> 01:27:18,313 - I should get going. - Yeah, I should too. 1097 01:27:25,812 --> 01:27:27,854 Oh, um, do you, uh... 1098 01:27:29,146 --> 01:27:30,229 do you want this? 1099 01:27:33,478 --> 01:27:36,229 - It's not broken? - No. It's waterproof. 1100 01:27:46,729 --> 01:27:48,104 Thanks. 1101 01:28:19,562 --> 01:28:21,062 I'm running late. 1102 01:28:24,854 --> 01:28:25,937 I have to... 1103 01:28:26,937 --> 01:28:28,562 My mom, she wants to discuss... 1104 01:28:30,854 --> 01:28:34,103 Uh, she's giving a speech at this dinner 1105 01:28:34,104 --> 01:28:39,312 to, you know, debut me, and, uh... 1106 01:28:41,937 --> 01:28:44,228 It's... It's funny, 1107 01:28:44,229 --> 01:28:48,062 the thought of, uh, you know, like, what if I just didn't show up? 1108 01:28:51,062 --> 01:28:53,187 Like, she's just talking and talking, I don't come out. 1109 01:28:55,229 --> 01:28:56,312 Might be funny. 1110 01:28:58,395 --> 01:28:59,478 After you. 1111 01:29:13,187 --> 01:29:14,353 What if I didn't do it? 1112 01:29:16,854 --> 01:29:17,937 The job? 1113 01:29:18,729 --> 01:29:20,061 Yeah. 1114 01:29:20,062 --> 01:29:23,686 Somebody else would, and everything your dad built 1115 01:29:23,687 --> 01:29:24,687 would belong to them. 1116 01:29:25,395 --> 01:29:26,395 Right. 1117 01:29:27,645 --> 01:29:30,228 {\an8}If you hate these people so much, why don't you just get rid of 'em? 1118 01:29:30,229 --> 01:29:31,686 It's not that simple. 1119 01:29:31,687 --> 01:29:33,853 Don't tell me what I do and do not know, Hal. 1120 01:29:33,854 --> 01:29:35,978 You can absolutely get rid of them. 1121 01:29:35,979 --> 01:29:37,936 It's called management buyout. 1122 01:29:37,937 --> 01:29:39,146 Right, yeah. 1123 01:29:39,895 --> 01:29:41,436 So what would... 1124 01:29:41,437 --> 01:29:43,227 Okay, you inherited money from your father. 1125 01:29:43,228 --> 01:29:44,894 - Some obscene amount, right? - Yes. 1126 01:29:44,895 --> 01:29:47,394 So you take all of that money. The market cap is 185. 1127 01:29:47,395 --> 01:29:48,686 Can you cover that? 1128 01:29:48,687 --> 01:29:51,602 Um, that would be... That's, like, everything. 1129 01:29:51,603 --> 01:29:55,477 So, you take all of that money, and then you would buy back the company. 1130 01:29:55,478 --> 01:29:57,061 Then it's yours. You can do whatever you want. 1131 01:29:57,062 --> 01:29:58,853 You can fire the board. It doesn't matter. 1132 01:29:58,854 --> 01:30:01,020 - Managed buyout? - Management. 1133 01:30:01,021 --> 01:30:03,021 Management. Right. 1134 01:30:14,812 --> 01:30:15,979 Is that what you would do? 1135 01:30:18,062 --> 01:30:20,353 - If I were you? - Yeah. 1136 01:30:22,146 --> 01:30:23,228 Yeah, maybe. 1137 01:30:26,729 --> 01:30:30,062 - What if you were me? - What does that mean? 1138 01:30:31,979 --> 01:30:34,478 What if you took the job, not me? 1139 01:30:36,353 --> 01:30:37,477 That doesn't... 1140 01:30:37,478 --> 01:30:40,436 You just said if I do the manager buyback, 1141 01:30:40,437 --> 01:30:42,062 whatever, I can do what I want. 1142 01:30:42,645 --> 01:30:45,104 So I do that, and I make you CEO. 1143 01:30:46,603 --> 01:30:48,936 You're scared about saying goodbye, but you don't have to be. 1144 01:30:48,937 --> 01:30:50,520 Shut up. This could actually work. 1145 01:30:51,228 --> 01:30:52,728 Just because I know more about this than you do 1146 01:30:52,729 --> 01:30:54,269 doesn't mean that I would be any good at this, Hal. 1147 01:30:54,270 --> 01:30:55,769 - It doesn't mean anything. - I grew up around these people. 1148 01:30:55,770 --> 01:30:58,853 I was raised by one of them. They all dream all day. 1149 01:30:58,854 --> 01:31:02,561 They read books, they hire coaches, all to be exactly like you. 1150 01:31:02,562 --> 01:31:05,728 - Fucking crazy and vindictive. - I'm only like that at work. 1151 01:31:05,729 --> 01:31:08,769 - Yeah, this would be your work. - Don't tell me what I want. 1152 01:31:08,770 --> 01:31:10,061 This is your problem, not mine. 1153 01:31:10,062 --> 01:31:15,979 You said that you love who you are when you're playing the game. 1154 01:31:16,687 --> 01:31:21,104 You can be that person all day, every day. 1155 01:31:25,186 --> 01:31:28,769 So I would just go in there and say what I want to do? 1156 01:31:28,770 --> 01:31:30,894 Yeah, and you just bend everyone around to your will, 1157 01:31:30,895 --> 01:31:32,769 and it doesn't matter if you're right or wrong. 1158 01:31:32,770 --> 01:31:34,478 It just matters that people listen to what you say. 1159 01:31:36,854 --> 01:31:39,603 - You wanna spend $185 million on this? - Yes. 1160 01:31:40,478 --> 01:31:41,854 - All of your money? - Yes. 1161 01:31:43,228 --> 01:31:45,020 - What are you gonna do? - What do you mean? 1162 01:31:45,021 --> 01:31:46,770 All day, while I'm at work, what are you gonna do? 1163 01:31:47,353 --> 01:31:50,936 Nothing. I'll be like, uh, your wife. 1164 01:31:50,937 --> 01:31:53,102 Having no job, having nothing important to do all day 1165 01:31:53,103 --> 01:31:55,185 but wait for somebody to come home, that destroys people. 1166 01:31:55,186 --> 01:31:56,561 {\an8}You're right. I don't know. 1167 01:31:56,562 --> 01:31:58,728 {\an8}But, listen, I know what it takes to do this job. 1168 01:31:58,729 --> 01:32:01,394 {\an8}It's hard, okay? It takes everything. 1169 01:32:01,395 --> 01:32:06,811 {\an8}So you're gonna need comfort, support, stability, food, sex, laundry. 1170 01:32:06,812 --> 01:32:09,021 {\an8}What do you call the person that does all those things? 1171 01:32:09,854 --> 01:32:11,103 A slave. 1172 01:32:11,687 --> 01:32:14,103 {\an8}That is the job that I was meant for. 1173 01:32:18,603 --> 01:32:19,937 What are you gonna tell your mom? 1174 01:32:20,770 --> 01:32:22,770 See? Not gonna work. 1175 01:32:23,478 --> 01:32:25,185 You can't even, in an imaginary conversation, 1176 01:32:25,186 --> 01:32:27,602 think about what you'd say to her without almost throwing up. 1177 01:32:27,603 --> 01:32:29,895 - Wait. - What? 1178 01:32:31,854 --> 01:32:33,811 - I know exactly what I'd say. - Liar. 1179 01:32:33,812 --> 01:32:35,352 I am not lying. 1180 01:32:35,353 --> 01:32:37,394 I'm fighting. That's how you get what you want. 1181 01:32:37,395 --> 01:32:39,477 Okay. What is it, then? What would you say? 1182 01:32:39,478 --> 01:32:41,228 I'd say... 1183 01:32:46,979 --> 01:32:49,895 I'd say, "This is Rebecca. 1184 01:32:51,770 --> 01:32:54,895 We're in love. She's in charge now."