1 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:27,861 The holiday season is here. 2 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:36,327 And I've been knitting the perfect sweater for Ugly Sweater Day. 3 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:39,622 Just so you know, I don't think you're ugly. 4 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,708 I could spend forever in your arms... 5 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:45,336 Your itchy, scritchy-scratchy wool arms. 6 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,131 So nice. 7 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:52,052 Thanks, Urkelbot. 8 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,512 Now that it's officially the holiday season, 9 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:58,349 this room feels so November. Ugh. 10 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,143 But this is the perfect time 11 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,145 for me to try out my newest invention. 12 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:07,859 Steve Urkel Industries presents the Decemberizer! 13 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:09,652 With a simple flip of a switch, 14 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,905 the holidays are at your fingertips. 15 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:18,995 Oops! 16 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:38,932 Oh, no. 17 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:42,936 Oh! Bright lights. 18 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,068 ♪ I love December♪ 19 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:52,612 ♪ It's my favorite month of the year♪ 20 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:55,115 ♪ From the first to the 31st ♪ 21 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,992 ♪ I celebrate all that good cheer♪ 22 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,370 ♪ I love December♪ 23 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,872 ♪ I don't mean other months are not great♪ 24 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,792 ♪ I don't want them to feel a way♪ 25 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:07,919 ♪ But it's not up for debate♪ 26 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,921 Shh! Shh! Steve! Keep it down! 27 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:12,924 I can't keep it down, my postal pal! 28 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:17,512 Do you know that I've been waiting 334 days for it to be December again? 29 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:20,890 And now that it's here, I can't waste a minute of it. 30 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,434 ♪ I love putting up a Christmas tree♪ 31 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,854 ♪ And hanging up a wreath♪ 32 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:28,773 ♪ But I also love a Kwanzaa feast♪ 33 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:31,109 ♪ Flossing corn out of my teeth ♪ 34 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:33,570 ♪ I love celebrating Hanukkah♪ 35 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,030 ♪ Sometimes I get to light the menorah♪ 36 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,867 ♪ I love snowball fights with my snow-bot army♪ 37 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:41,327 ♪ This year I'm coming for ya!♪ 38 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:46,374 ♪ There's so many great days in December♪ 39 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:48,835 ♪ It's hard to pick my favorite♪ 40 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:51,713 ♪ So I celebrate them one and all♪ 41 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:54,048 ♪ So I can really savor it♪ 42 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:56,176 It's just like that documentary The Purge. 43 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:57,844 Everyone for themselves. 44 00:02:58,094 --> 00:03:02,098 No, Mr. Kalan. It's just Steve Urkel. 45 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:06,186 Oh, right. It's December. 46 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,938 ♪ Oh, I love December♪ 47 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,065 ♪ It's the number one gathering of days♪ 48 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,568 ♪ It starts on the 335th♪ 49 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:16,571 ♪ Alternatively 336th on a leap year♪ 50 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:19,407 Not if you use a lunar calendar. 51 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:21,701 What? I'm just trying to be inclusive. 52 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:23,870 ♪ I love December♪ 53 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,456 ♪ It's the best month of the bunch♪ 54 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:28,833 ♪ There's no fighting on Boxing Day♪ 55 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:31,544 ♪ But there still might be some punch♪ 56 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:33,504 ♪ Las Posadas is nine nights of worship♪ 57 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:36,633 ♪ Omisoka's day of cleansing and fun♪ 58 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:40,845 ♪ With the Festivus for the rest of us♪ 59 00:03:41,095 --> 00:03:42,347 ♪ Oh!♪ 60 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:45,308 ♪ There's something for everyone♪ 61 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:49,729 Steve! All the singing and dancing is gonna wake everybody up. 62 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:53,066 Everybody up, everybody up, everybody up. 63 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,946 Well, not to quibble, but technically, 64 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:00,406 you're being a lot louder than me, right now. 65 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,951 ♪ The holidays have traditions♪ 66 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:05,495 ♪ They shouldn't be forgotten♪ 67 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,081 ♪ To not respect them at all ♪ 68 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,458 ♪ Would really be quite rotten♪ 69 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:13,127 ♪ It's not just about presents and toys♪ 70 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,630 ♪ These holidays have meanings♪ 71 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,299 ♪ They bring families together♪ 72 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:20,885 ♪ Despite their political leanings♪ 73 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:23,429 ♪ This season isn't just a day♪ 74 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,140 ♪ We decorate a Christmas tree♪ 75 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,726 ♪ We must never forget December's♪ 76 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:34,857 ♪ When we celebrate the baby Jay-Z♪ 77 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,986 - Sagittarius in the building, ho! 78 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:39,946 ♪ I love December♪ 79 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:42,573 ♪ It's my favorite month of the year♪ 80 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:45,076 ♪ From the first to the 31st♪ 81 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:47,453 ♪ I celebrate all the good cheer♪ 82 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,498 ♪ Yes, he loves December♪ 83 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:52,792 ♪ He celebrates every holiday♪ 84 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:57,547 ♪ But that's still no excuse for waking us up on a Saturday♪ 85 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:02,719 Oh, good, you're up! Happy holidays, Mrs. Paxson. 86 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,388 I'm looking forward to your eggnog cookies this year. 87 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,598 Uh, don't skimp on the cinnamon. 88 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,392 Happy Early Hanukkah, Mr. Kalan. 89 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,394 That's not a thing. 90 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:15,189 It's just Hanukkah. And it hasn't started yet. 91 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,359 But that doesn't mean you can't get a head start on celebrating. 92 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:21,904 Anybody need help getting holiday lights out of a musty basement? 93 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:25,116 Kochiyama family? I'm looking at you. 94 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:28,828 Steve, dear. What we need is sleep. 95 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,872 But, I let you sleep in this year! 96 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:35,293 Sure, compared to last year, when you woke us up at midnight! 97 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:38,421 I just want this holiday season to be the best it can be! 98 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,757 And that means we can't waste a minute of it! 99 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,925 -As one of Santa's helpers. -Steve? 100 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,428 One of Santa's "unofficial" helpers, 101 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,722 I want everything to be perfect for the big guy 102 00:05:47,972 --> 00:05:49,474 when he arrives. It's my job... 103 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,017 Not your job. 104 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:52,518 ...to make sure there's enough good cheer spread 105 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:54,604 into every nook and cranny of this month. 106 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,773 It's not an English muffin, kid. 107 00:05:57,148 --> 00:06:00,526 It's a month where we buy more candles and wrapping paper than usual. 108 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,696 Oh, I beg to differ, It's Mr. K! Smell the air! 109 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:05,448 It's different during the holidays. 110 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:08,284 Smells the same to me. 111 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:11,537 Like snow and pumpkin spiced garbage. 112 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:15,500 You can't get that in July, which is why Santa doesn't show up in the summer. 113 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,835 He shows up in December 114 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:21,047 because Santa's drawn to the lumens of string lights, the pollen of mistletoe, 115 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:24,926 the euphoria of giving gifts and higher concentrations of goodwill. 116 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,178 I always assumed it was the Christmas carols? 117 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:29,389 Those too. 118 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:32,517 Now who wants to head to the mall for a little mall-iday window shopping? 119 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,353 Steve, how can I put this delicately? 120 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,355 -No! -What he said. 121 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:41,734 Well, that was not the answer I expected. 122 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:43,861 Here's a thought! You all rest up. 123 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,030 Dream some holiday themed dreams. 124 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,533 And when I get back, I'll be going door to door 125 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:51,327 to test and untangle everyone's holiday lights! 126 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:53,621 These holidays aren't gonna celebrate themselves! 127 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:02,255 This package needs a signature. 128 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,298 I know you're in there, Mrs. Paxson. 129 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,136 Go, get him! Guard up on him! 130 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:11,305 He can shoot! Oh! Time out, time out. 131 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:12,974 Steve! Wait up! 132 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,101 Hey, thanks for fixing up the court man. It's amazing! 133 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:18,771 Aw, no sweat Jordan! Well except for the sweat on the court. 134 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:21,774 I'm glad that my microwave powered, 135 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:23,943 climate controlled concrete is a hit! 136 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:25,945 Microwave powered? Wait, wait! 137 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:28,322 Is it going to stunt our growth or anything? 138 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:32,577 Not at all. My Urkel Industries patent-pending Clima-Crete is perfectly safe. 139 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:38,124 If anything, it might make you grow a few inches. 140 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:40,126 - Really? - No. 141 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:42,545 You're probably never gonna get taller than five foot ten, 142 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:46,716 just basing that on your general bone density and family history. Sorry. 143 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:50,720 Now Horace on the other hand, whew, you might hit seven feet! 144 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,306 Hey, uh, you should take your jacket off and stay a while. 145 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,099 As much as I'd love to impress you 146 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,144 with this killer cross over, I've gotta head to the mall! 147 00:07:58,394 --> 00:07:59,645 It's a big day! 148 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:01,814 They're lighting up the giant Christmas tree. 149 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:05,151 -What? They like plug it in? -Yes! 150 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:08,446 Over two thousand twinkling lights and shiny ornaments! 151 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:10,865 I like to oversee the stringing of the garland. 152 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:13,743 Make sure the popcorn to cranberry ratio isn't off. 153 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,369 Do you get paid to do that? 154 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,414 No. It's sort of a volunteer position I created. 155 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:21,375 It's tough and tasty work but someone has to do it. 156 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:25,546 The city's gotta be perfect for when the big guy arrives on his sleigh! 157 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:27,840 Oops! I almost walked off with the rock. 158 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:29,759 Hey Horace! No look pass! 159 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,238 Whoa? What! What the? 160 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,490 Steve! What'd you do? 161 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,492 You're always saying how you want to make it rain buckets on the court, 162 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:56,118 so there you go! 163 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,663 I built a rain machine. 164 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:02,166 Although I don't know why you'd want to play b-ball in the rain. It seems slippery. 165 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:06,671 But I guess that's how the Splash Brothers got started. 166 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,839 Did you know the Splash Brothers are not really brothers? 167 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,141 On, no... is that? 168 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:23,062 Doh, it's the holiday boy. Nope. Not today. 169 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:24,772 He can catch the next bus. 170 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:29,068 Ah! There's something wrong with this bus. 171 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:34,865 -Ah! Here! Let me help you! -Hey! Hey! Hey! Put me down! 172 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,284 I'm on a schedule here. 173 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,995 I need you all to scoot. 174 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,540 Thanks for riding the Metro... You old weirdos. 175 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,208 - I'm okay. - Phew! 176 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:46,294 Happy holidays, Sheryl the bus driver! 177 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,421 Ugh! Holiday boy. 178 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:51,048 Take me to the Twin Ferns Mall and step on it! 179 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:55,177 And by "step on it," I mean "drive safely and make all of your scheduled stops." 180 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,596 Ugh! 181 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,265 And we're on our way! 182 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:02,059 ♪ Dashing through the snow on a city bus♪ 183 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:05,771 Nope! Not this year! No singing! 184 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:10,234 I'm going to need you to dial your energy down to about a three. 185 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:12,194 Out of nine hundred. 186 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,322 Starting today, the Twin Ferns Mall 187 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:18,200 gets its annual mall-iday makeover! 188 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,411 Giant snowflakes hang from the ceiling. 189 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:22,455 Tinsel everywhere. 190 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:25,499 Oh, there's nothing like seeing the first fake snow of the season. 191 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,043 Picking out a Christmas tree... 192 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,628 scented candle. 193 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,130 Ooh, I do love a scented candle. 194 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:42,808 ♪ The holiday spirit's all over the mall...♪ 195 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:46,687 Boy! If you don't stop singing, I'm gonna make a call. 196 00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:48,481 ♪ From the fancy soap store♪ 197 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,358 ♪ Exfoliate your pores♪ 198 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:54,862 ♪ Smell like gingerbread and apple cider!♪ 199 00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:58,282 I'm having some trouble with a rider. 200 00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:02,036 ♪ The mall-iday season is what I sing of♪ 201 00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:05,748 ♪ When department store windows show mannequins in love♪ 202 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,668 Sheryl, should we, uh, call the police? 203 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,127 No, no. 204 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,880 Just get him to stop singing please. 205 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:16,509 ♪ Showing off the best pants for cold weather♪ 206 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:20,554 ♪ While chopping down a Christmas tree together♪ 207 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:25,643 ♪ It's a winter wonderland with escalators!♪ 208 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:28,187 He got to you? Jerry, you are such a traitor! 209 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:32,024 ♪ Head up to the food court and don't take too long♪ 210 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:34,110 ♪ Or you'll miss the first graders♪ 211 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,820 ♪ Sing the dreidel song♪ 212 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:39,615 That is cute, okay. But no! Stop singing! 213 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:43,285 ♪ Now, if you are hungry there's a store that sells ham♪ 214 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:49,875 ♪ And the Chef Shop where they'll teach you to candy a yam♪ 215 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,670 ♪ While convincing you to buy a multi-cooker♪ 216 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,714 Is that like a crock pot? 217 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,716 ♪ Kinda sorta but it's even cooler♪ 218 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,926 Why are you helping him? 219 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:03,222 ♪ 'Cause it's a winter wonderland with escalators!♪ 220 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:11,647 ♪ The parking lot's got a rink for ice skaters!♪ 221 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,524 Now he got to you too? 222 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,902 ♪ And last but not least The true star of the show♪ 223 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:20,740 ♪ Department Store Santa's there to hear all your wishes♪ 224 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,909 ♪ Right now my wishes is for you to shush-es♪ 225 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,911 ♪ His elves walk you into his village♪ 226 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,872 ♪ And up to his sleigh♪ 227 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:34,420 ♪ So you can have a photo of a great mall-iday!♪ 228 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:41,343 ♪ 'Cause it's a winter wonderland with escalators!♪ 229 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:47,933 Come on, Sheryl, don't be such a hater! 230 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,102 All right, fine. 231 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:57,693 ♪ It's a winter wonderland with escalators!♪ 232 00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:05,743 ♪ And ADA compliant elevators!♪ 233 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:09,705 ♪ There's not much more we can say♪ 234 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:13,751 ♪ We can't wait for the mall-iday♪ 235 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,674 This is why I don't like it when you sing! 236 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,426 You get my hopes up. 237 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:24,261 I don't understand! 238 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,096 Where are the mall-idays? 239 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:29,391 Looks like I'm finishing my route after all. 240 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,354 Wait, is that a sale at Tanya's Confidential? 30% off? 241 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,397 Excuse me! 242 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,650 Um, why isn't the giant Christmas tree up? 243 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,693 Is it on the way? 244 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,946 Is it stuck in traffic along with the giant inflatable dreidel 245 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,782 that is usually in the parking lot wishing everyone a Chag Sameach? 246 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,992 Business has been slow at the mall, 247 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:50,788 so they figured why bother with a big tree and decorations this year. 248 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:54,083 Wha? Santa is not going to like this! 249 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:58,587 Oh! Don't worry, we still got a tree. See? 250 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,172 Pretty nice, right? 251 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,842 A very merry mall-iday to you! 252 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,808 Where's the tinsel? Where's the candy cane colored clothes hangers? 253 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,476 Where's the apple cider! 254 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,895 It just smells like pretzels in here! 255 00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:17,898 Why hasn't the piercing booth become a gift wrapping station yet? 256 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,192 It's too cold to get a nose ring! 257 00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,658 Oh, thank goodness. 258 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,836 Welcome to Santa's Village. 259 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,671 Are you ready for a holly, jolly time? 260 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,339 Is this place? 261 00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:45,217 Where's all the tinsel? The lights and fake snow? 262 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:47,595 It's the mall-idays! Come on, people! 263 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,390 -Who are you? -Steve Urkel. 264 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,684 I'm one of Santa's helpers. 265 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:57,605 Really? Then why am I the one wearing a nametag and dressed like an elf? 266 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,607 What? You're an elf? 267 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,319 I figured you were some bored kid with weird taste in shoes. 268 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,238 My shoes? Look at you! 269 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,240 Are you rocking saddle shoes? 270 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:12,286 Oh, I am. And when I click my heels together, they can do this. 271 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,663 Perhaps purple and gold is more your speed? 272 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,250 Or maybe black and green? How about red bottoms? 273 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,628 Okay, those are pretty cool! 274 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,172 Thank you. I created an LED leather. 275 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,883 I don't need to know the science. 276 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,135 Just take the compliment, Steve Urkel. 277 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:30,554 It's taken like bacon. Nom, nom, nom, nom. 278 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,765 You're kind of corny. 279 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,267 Hmm, corn. Nom, nom, nom... 280 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,686 Okay, okay. 281 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,397 My name's Robin. You want to meet Santa? 282 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,359 Well, to be clear, Department Store Santa. 283 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,654 -You can just call him Santa. -Oh, no! 284 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,489 There's an important distinction! 285 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,033 Not to minimize the role of the DSS... 286 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,076 DSS? 287 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,119 Department Store Santa. 288 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,664 It's more than a job, it's a calling. 289 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,667 Department Store Santas hear the wishes of children. 290 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,585 There's tall Santas, short Santas, 291 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,504 Santas of every shape, size and gender. 292 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,840 Department Store Santas must be of the highest caliber. 293 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:10,427 With ears that can hear the voices of the shiest children. 294 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:12,638 They must have the nicest of beards. 295 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:16,642 Not too long, but not too groomed that they seem aloof. 296 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,687 A Department Store Santa has healthy knee cartilage 297 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,064 to provide support for the husky child. 298 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,693 And a Santa suit so soft it feels like a cloud. 299 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,070 And so red it can be seen in the dark. 300 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,572 These heroes take up the thankless mantle 301 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,866 that comes with sitting in that sleigh! 302 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,869 I am honored to be in the presence of such greatness. 303 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,999 And a little bummed out that there aren't more people here to witness his majesty. 304 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,043 Hey, you there! Gaze upon this greatness! 305 00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:47,673 I'm gonna keep gazing on these sales, but thank you! 306 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,800 Sheryl, what's your twenty? 307 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:55,514 Uh, the snow is really slowing things down. 308 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,728 I'm losing you. 309 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,856 Can't hear anything. 310 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,363 Robin, I don't want to quibble, 311 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,282 but if you want to impress Santa, 312 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:16,201 you might want to open that gate with little more flash. 313 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,413 Let's take it again, but this time with some pizazz! 314 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:22,249 Look, Steve, I get that you're a fan of Santa. 315 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:26,086 -A helper of Santa. -No. I am a helper of Santa. 316 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,047 Sure, the department store variety. 317 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,548 Boy, stop it! 318 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,925 You can go through this gate and meet Santa 319 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:35,554 or me and these mall issued jingly bells will pizzazz you out of this place. 320 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,347 I'll go with the first option! 321 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,141 Cannonball! 322 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,143 Aagh! What's happening? 323 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,978 -The Purge? -Hey there, big guy! 324 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,147 So great to see you this year, DSS. 325 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,191 Now my name should be on one of your lists. 326 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,818 Hopefully the "nice" one. 327 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,614 All right, all right. Just slow down, kid. Slow down, now. 328 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,657 Santa gotta do a few warm up "ho-ho-hos." 329 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,117 Oh, sure, sure. Take your time. 330 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,411 Ho-ho-ho. 331 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,955 Ho-ho-ho. 332 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:06,835 Ho... Ho... Ho. 333 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,672 Ho-ho-ho. 334 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,883 Okay, I got it. 335 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,636 Ho-ho-ho! 336 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,137 Eh... 337 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,431 Oh, gimme a break! I'm a little rusty! 338 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,225 Got to come in here for these ho-ho-ho's. I don't get to practice them. 339 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,686 Now, what would you like for Christmas, uh... 340 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,523 Steve Urkel, sir. 341 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,400 What would you like for Christmas, Steve Urkel sir? 342 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,653 I only want one thing this year. 343 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:37,032 One thing? That's very considerate of you to keep Santa's bag light. 344 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,700 So what is it? A new video game system? 345 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,328 A puppy dog? Please don't say world peace. 346 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,664 -Cheese! -Are we taking a picture now? 347 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,417 No, I want cheese for Christmas! 348 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,546 Hmm, cheese? 349 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,216 You thinking like a grocery store cheese plate with some charcuterie? 350 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,260 Maybe a cheese of the month club type of thing? 351 00:18:56,635 --> 00:19:00,347 Not quite. This year, I'd like a taste of one of the rarest, 352 00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:03,100 most exquisite cheeses in the world. 353 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,310 Ooh. You're a boy after my own heart. 354 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,728 I like a fine cheese. 355 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,897 Stop it! Stop it! 356 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:13,861 What are we talking about? A stilton? A Manchego? A nice camembert? 357 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,947 Serbian donkey cheese! 358 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,575 -Serbia who now? -Serbian donkey cheese. 359 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,535 Do that sell that at one of those fancy grocery stores? 360 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:24,204 No. You have to travel to Serbia... 361 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:27,624 Where you must take a ferry to a small, remote village, 362 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:31,503 there atop a mountain that can only be reached on foot, 363 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:37,009 lives one cheese monger who has perfected the art of milking donkeys. 364 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,386 Eww. Gross. 365 00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:43,140 Which isn't easy, because donkeys don't produce much milk and they kick. A lot. 366 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,933 Let me get this straight. 367 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:48,103 You want cheese from a tiny horse? For Christmas? 368 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,688 -Yep. -Whoa! 369 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,733 Serbian donkey cheese is expensive! 370 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,610 That's more than I pay in rent! 371 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:55,736 You sure you don't want a puppy? 372 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,404 I can't. Allergies. 373 00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,740 Aw! You're allergic to dogs? 374 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,825 No. Dogs are allergic to me. 375 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,952 The sound of my voice, to be exact. 376 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:07,331 The decibel range is a little too harsh for their sensitive cochlea. 377 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:11,210 Okay. Well, Santa will see what he can do about your cheese. 378 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,461 Oh! Robin!! 379 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,796 Okay. Who's ready for a photo? 380 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,673 Donkey cheese! 381 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,221 People are really missing out on capturing a special moment like this! 382 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,181 Why is your phone so old? 383 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,683 It looks like it could be my phone's grandmother! 384 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:30,229 Electronic waste is such a huge environmental problem, 385 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,398 so rather than buy a new phone, I figured it might be nice 386 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,943 to see if I could breathe new life into something old. 387 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:40,113 Oh, sure. Kind of like rebooting an old movie or TV show? 388 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,823 Um... 389 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,039 Hey, I should post this photo. 390 00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:51,667 Once people see me having all this holiday fun, 391 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,752 they'll want to get their photo with DSS 392 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:56,004 and that'll kickstart a yuletide celebration 393 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,589 that will pique Santa's interest! 394 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,303 Okay. 395 00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:12,229 And just like that we're viral, baby! 396 00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:13,897 I'm an influenza! 397 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,525 You mean influencer? 398 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,610 Not when you're this viral! 399 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,821 I'm taking away my like. 400 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:25,534 Oh! Whoa, mama! Guess who is going live right now? 401 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,619 Dudley Von Durffel! 402 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,830 -The billionaire? -The tech genius! 403 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,456 Who is a billionaire. 404 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,875 People call him the "real life Bruce Wayne." 405 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:37,129 In that he has unresolved trauma at the tragic loss of his parents? 406 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,923 No! Because he's crazy rich! 407 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:43,051 The guy owns a yacht that is also a hot air balloon! 408 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,847 No, having a yacht air balloon isn't what makes him cool. 409 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:51,810 Dudley Von Durffel is cool because he sees innovation where others don't. 410 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:57,357 Hello! Wave emoji! Wave emoji! 411 00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,234 It's me, Dudley Von Durffel. 412 00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:02,738 Just maxxin' and chillaxin' poolside 20,000 feet in the air 413 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:06,158 and I figured why not check in with my Von Durffollowers. 414 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,535 Is he bored and desperately looking for connection 415 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:11,246 to feed the insatiable appetite of his growing ego? 416 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,540 Ugh, thumbs down emoji! 417 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,959 I just want to get to know my peeps, VDI! 418 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,302 Huh? Again? 419 00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:28,430 Let's find someone cool to interface with. 420 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:32,017 Ugh! Here's a person: @steveurkel. 421 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,477 That's me. 422 00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:35,812 How is your phone's camera better than mine? 423 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,815 Hello, Dudley! I'm such a huge fan! 424 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,942 I'm an inventor myself. 425 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,236 It appears he is a five time winner of his state's science fair. 426 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:46,698 Uh, okay, well, I was a nine time state science fair champ. 427 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,326 -Boom! -Wowzer! 428 00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:52,329 Right? I want to give you some advice, @steveurkel. 429 00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:56,541 -Oh, just Steve is fine. -@steveurkel... you need to stop inventing. 430 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:57,626 What? 431 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,295 And start disrupting! 432 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:01,963 I've got to be honest, Steve. 433 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,091 Disrupting things seems like it could upset people. 434 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,051 Maybe @steveurkel's friend-- 435 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:08,970 Facial recognition says her name is Robin Robles. 436 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,847 You know that I'm not using names anymore! 437 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,308 The future of communication is handles! Okay! 438 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:17,020 On the socials I'm @robirob381. 439 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:19,398 Thank you! @robirob381. 440 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,983 There was a time when people traveled everywhere 441 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,528 by horse drawn carriage, okay. 442 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:28,949 But then Henry Ford disrupted all of that with the automobile. 443 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,201 Does that make Henry Ford a bad guy? 444 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:35,247 Not for the car stuff, but definitely for some of the other stuff. 445 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,666 Fair point... He was... He was not a good person. 446 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:40,210 No. He was a real l-o-s-3-r. 447 00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,504 Auto correcting. He means "loser." 448 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:45,006 Inventing is giving people what they want! 449 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:48,385 Now disrupting is grabbing people by the collar and yanking them 450 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:50,095 into the future! Yeah. 451 00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:52,055 Huh? what do you think he means by... Help! 452 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:57,102 ♪ When a great idea's inside your head♪ 453 00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:59,563 ♪ You rush to write it down♪ 454 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:02,065 ♪ Now you might misspell a word or two♪ 455 00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:04,401 ♪ But the genius is what's sound♪ 456 00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:07,070 ♪ Sure, you could move real slowly♪ 457 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,865 ♪ Dot every "i" Cross every "t"♪ 458 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,867 ♪ But all that quadruple checking ♪ 459 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,703 ♪ Doesn't cut the edge of technology♪ 460 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,913 ♪ You can't wait to see who's ready♪ 461 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:19,291 ♪ Can't ask "Is this okay?"♪ 462 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:22,043 ♪ Just make something amazing♪ 463 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,588 ♪ That'll blow everyone away♪ 464 00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:26,965 ♪ And when you start to build it♪ 465 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:29,468 ♪ You don't want to be delayed♪ 466 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,012 ♪ You gotta get it to the people♪ 467 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:34,264 ♪ Give their lives a big upgrade♪ 468 00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,224 ♪ So you gotta move fast♪ 469 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,517 ♪ Break things♪ 470 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:38,727 ♪ Move fast♪ 471 00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:39,978 ♪ Break things♪ 472 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,063 ♪ Ask for forgiveness after♪ 473 00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:44,357 ♪ You've delivered joy and laughter♪♪ 474 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,568 ♪ You gotta move fast♪ 475 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:47,486 ♪ Break things♪ 476 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:48,778 ♪ Move fast♪ 477 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:50,405 ♪ Break things♪ 478 00:24:51,114 --> 00:24:51,990 ♪ By disrupting everybody's world♪ 479 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:53,909 ♪ It only happens when you move fast♪ 480 00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:56,745 ♪ And break things♪ 481 00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,623 Uh, moving fast sounds kind of dangerous. 482 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,249 That's how accidents happen. 483 00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:07,380 ♪ Accidents happen all the time♪ 484 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:09,716 ♪ We trip, we stumble We bump our noggin♪ 485 00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:12,844 ♪ If we stop moving forward people point♪ 486 00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:14,971 ♪ They laugh, make memes They start mockin'♪ 487 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:17,390 ♪ In the world of tech There will be bugs♪ 488 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,684 ♪ OS flaws and backend mistakes♪ 489 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,728 ♪ Don't wanna be a laughingstock?♪ 490 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,689 ♪ Well, don't stop whenever something breaks♪ 491 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,858 ♪ This world is our laboratory♪ 492 00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,486 ♪ Everything around us is just data♪ 493 00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:32,364 ♪ So instead of saying "Did I do that"♪ 494 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,616 ♪ Just shrug and say "It's still in beta!"♪ 495 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:36,243 ♪ And then Move fast♪ 496 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:37,369 ♪ Break things♪ 497 00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:38,745 ♪ Move fast♪ 498 00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:39,996 ♪ Break things♪ 499 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:41,998 ♪ Ask for forgiveness after♪ 500 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,125 ♪ You've delivered joy and laughter♪ 501 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,253 ♪ No, you gotta move fast♪ 502 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:47,462 ♪ Break things♪ 503 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:48,797 ♪ Move fast♪ 504 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,632 ♪ Break things♪ 505 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:57,597 ♪ Let your inventions rock everybody's world♪ 506 00:25:57,847 --> 00:25:59,975 ♪ It only happens when you move fast♪ 507 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,561 ♪ It only happens when you move fast♪ 508 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:05,063 ♪ It only happens when you move fast♪ 509 00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:07,524 ♪ Ba de ba da ba da♪ 510 00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:08,817 ♪ And break things♪ 511 00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:13,947 Wow! Okay, now I want to find something to disrupt! 512 00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:16,408 Look, I'm not sitting in my own yacht air balloon 513 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,702 because I waited for permission to change the world. 514 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,495 No. I just changed it 515 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:23,039 and this baby is a very expensive, 516 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,418 really, like really, fuel inefficient thank you gift for myself. Yeah. 517 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:30,171 Whoa! Whoa! Keep it steady, VDI! 518 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,132 We've got some choppy skies up here. 519 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,467 You see, this is why we need to get rid of the wind! 520 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:37,887 Ugh. @steveurkel, look around you. 521 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,641 Is there something that you see that could be better for society? 522 00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:47,522 Hmm. Since it's the holidays, maybe there's a way to spread even more holiday cheer? 523 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,524 Well, if you think the holidays need shaking up, 524 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:51,776 then find a way to disrupt them, buddy. 525 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,278 The nicest thing you can do for people 526 00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:55,488 is disrupt their lives for the better. 527 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,616 -Okay? -All right. 528 00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,744 - I'm going to disrupt the holidays. 529 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,245 Um... 530 00:27:02,495 --> 00:27:03,455 Steve. 531 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,667 Look at that. You've already started. 532 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:19,512 Thanks, Urkelbot. 533 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,181 If this is going to become the best holiday ever, 534 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:23,600 I need to become Santa's Number One Elf. 535 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:25,018 Ooh! Even better! 536 00:27:25,268 --> 00:27:28,897 Santa's Urkelf! But what to do? 537 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,733 Hmm. We might be pulling an all-nighter. 538 00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:42,702 Ah! I think I've got it! 539 00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:49,376 Oh, that's good. That's really good. 540 00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,586 Ow, that's hot! That's really hot! 541 00:27:57,425 --> 00:28:00,720 One hot cocoa, milk and two sugars. 542 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:02,681 Thanks. 543 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,266 You catch the game last night? Nobody was rebounding! 544 00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:08,853 And then they had the nerve to just play zone defense for a bunch of possessions. 545 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:10,980 Good morning, festive friends! 546 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:13,191 Steve? What are you doing here? 547 00:28:13,441 --> 00:28:15,777 Wait, are you one of those kids that wants to pull on Santa's beard? 548 00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:18,029 Collect the hair to make a pillow that hears your wishes? 549 00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:20,115 I've heard about creepy Santa super fans like you. 550 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:21,866 I'm not a super fan! 551 00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:23,535 I'm here in an official capacity. 552 00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:26,371 You're not one of Santa's helpers. 553 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:29,791 Well, technically speaking, I'm one of Santa's disrupters! 554 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:32,001 It's a different department than helper! 555 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:36,131 I'm here to make sure the holidays are operating at peak performance, 556 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:40,468 and that means making sure everyone has a great holiday, even you, big guy. 557 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:44,305 I was thinking since people aren't coming to the mall as much, 558 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:47,434 how could we get more people to see DSS? 559 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:48,601 Start a podcast? 560 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:51,271 Last night, inspiration struck. 561 00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:53,398 Kids still need to see Santa, 562 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:56,276 so I built something to help spread a little of that mall-iday cheer. 563 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:59,779 I made you an app that lets kids call you whenever they want. 564 00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:02,574 You built an app overnight? 565 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:03,992 And you're still this chipper? 566 00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:06,327 Hmm. That's a pretty great idea, Steve. 567 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,204 So the kids and I can connect virtually? 568 00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:10,790 Even better. Let me see your phone. 569 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,125 Don't go through my photos. 570 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,377 Just... bringing it online. 571 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:32,061 -What the-- -That's right. 572 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,355 Why just talk to Santa on your phone 573 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:37,942 when you can have him delivered to your door with the press of a button. 574 00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:43,364 You failed to mention the part where you also built engine powered reindeer. 575 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:46,910 Oh, no no no no no! I do not like this idea! 576 00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:04,093 What the Monterey Jack! 577 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:13,186 Steve! Stop this thing! Take us back to the mall! 578 00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:16,731 But you don't want to disappoint the kid who just requested you! 579 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:19,901 Fine! Fine! But at least slow this thing down! 580 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:20,985 On it. 581 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,239 Whoopsie! 582 00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:26,783 Whoa, whoa. 583 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:33,248 Oh, my gosh! Oh! Oh, my heart! 584 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,250 Santa? 585 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:40,588 Ho-ho-ho! Hey there. Uh... 586 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:41,714 Scottie. 587 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:43,716 Hold up, Steve. Are you an elf? 588 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,427 Did you go through the six week training program? 589 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,513 Oh. My mistake. 590 00:30:48,763 --> 00:30:49,764 Scottie Harper. 591 00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:51,641 Hello, Scottie. Why don't you 592 00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:53,434 hop on Santa's lap and we can discuss-- 593 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,603 - Uh-oh. - What is "Uh-oh," Steve? 594 00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:05,321 How're you do-- 595 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,907 When I was burning the midnight oil... 596 00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:10,743 I may have forgotten to... 597 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:13,329 create a subroutine... 598 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:16,082 to manage the requests... 599 00:31:16,332 --> 00:31:19,252 So, every kid who's requesting Santa right now 600 00:31:19,502 --> 00:31:22,088 is going to get Santa right now? 601 00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:30,722 Steve! 602 00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:32,849 Ho-ho-ho... 603 00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:39,272 Oh, relax, big guy. 604 00:31:40,773 --> 00:31:42,525 It's just a little hiccup. 605 00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:48,656 A hiccup? Steve, shut it down! Shut it down! 606 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,658 Take us back to the mall right now! 607 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,493 Right now! 608 00:31:56,039 --> 00:32:00,126 Steve, you might wanna hold on to something! 609 00:32:00,376 --> 00:32:01,502 Huh? 610 00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:13,681 Nope. No critters on my bus. 611 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:25,151 Whoa, Nelly! 612 00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:26,444 Wait a minute. 613 00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:28,112 Where's Department Store Santa? 614 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:30,156 Steve! 615 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:38,289 Did I do that? 616 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:43,670 What is wrong with you? 617 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,881 I just wanted everyone to have an amazing holiday. 618 00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:50,677 And you figured you'd do that by blowing up my sleigh and destroying my pants? 619 00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:53,137 I have no pants. I have no pants! 620 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:56,015 - But you do have very classy underpants. 621 00:32:56,265 --> 00:32:58,559 These are bugs that can be easily fixed. 622 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,645 As Dudley Von Durffel likes to say-- 623 00:33:00,895 --> 00:33:03,022 Dudley Von Durffel didn't do this, Steve. 624 00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:04,816 You did. 625 00:33:05,191 --> 00:33:07,193 There's a city full of kids who didn't get to see Santa, 626 00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:09,821 but did see a bunch of reindeer explode! 627 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:12,991 And to top it off, you destroyed Pretzelegance. 628 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:17,036 Please, DSS, this was a beta test. 629 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:22,375 I can iron out these wrinkles, get you back up and running in no time. 630 00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:24,210 We're all Team Santa here. 631 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:25,920 No, Steve. 632 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:28,339 This is what I've been trying to tell you. 633 00:33:28,589 --> 00:33:32,093 You're not one of Santa's helpers. I am. 634 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:35,096 I mean, I was until you destroyed Santa's Village. 635 00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:37,515 "Destroyed" seems like a bit of an exaggeration. 636 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:41,019 Well, uh... 637 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:42,562 "Destroyed" makes sense. 638 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:44,981 Do you wanna know why I was working here? 639 00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:49,110 I wanted to surprise my dad this year and get him some ESL classes. 640 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,405 He's from Ecuador and he always worries his English isn't good enough. 641 00:33:52,655 --> 00:33:54,866 So, I thought it would be a great gift. 642 00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:56,659 That is really thoughtful. 643 00:33:56,909 --> 00:33:58,870 But thanks to you, now I can't. 644 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,414 Robin, I didn't mean to destroy anything. 645 00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:04,500 I just wanted to help make the holidays the best they can be. 646 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:06,502 You-- You wanna help? Don't help. 647 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,297 Stay away, very far away. 648 00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:11,299 You've ruined everything. 649 00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:13,426 If I were you, I wouldn't even count on any horsey cheese. 650 00:34:13,676 --> 00:34:15,219 Uh, donkey cheese. 651 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:20,767 Huh? Mm? Mm. 652 00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:34,614 From mall-iday to malady, 653 00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:37,617 Christmas is under attack! 654 00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:44,165 Did I do that? 655 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:46,000 Did I do that? 656 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:47,668 Did I do that? 657 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:50,463 Did I do that? 658 00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:54,092 Oh, ho, ho, he did do that, America. 659 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:58,304 That bespectacled bully made a fool of Santa Claus. 660 00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:01,474 And since now I'm showing it to you on national television, 661 00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:06,521 he made a fool of Santa Claus on national television. 662 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,482 Steve, how can you watch that lady? 663 00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:14,070 Every week, she's finding a new thing that is "destroying America." 664 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:19,075 Last week it was empanadas, and empanadas are amazing! 665 00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:22,703 My only regret, it took me so long to learn that. 666 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,413 Urkelbot likes her show. 667 00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:27,041 Probably a good thing Urkelbot can't talk. 668 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,334 Or vote. 669 00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:34,757 We just wanted to make sure you were feeling okay after you blew up the mall. 670 00:35:35,007 --> 00:35:37,051 He didn't blow up the mall. 671 00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:40,054 Sorry. Just a bunch of reindeer and Pretzelegance. 672 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:41,430 which, good riddance. 673 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:44,976 Ow! Hey, I'm old. 674 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:48,187 Mr. Kalan's right. I messed up the mall-idays. 675 00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:50,356 DSS and Robin are mad at me. 676 00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:53,442 But it's not just that. I mess up everything. 677 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:56,237 I ruined Jordan's basketball game with his friends, 678 00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:58,447 I woke the neighborhood up super early. 679 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:01,784 Steve, you're being too hard on yourself. 680 00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:04,078 Look, you might be a little... 681 00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:06,080 -Awkward? -Goofy? 682 00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:08,040 A bumbling, butter-fingered klutz? 683 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:10,376 I was gonna say, eager. 684 00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:13,671 But we all know your heart is in the right place. 685 00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:17,216 Dudley Von Durffel said I should disrupt people's lives for the better. 686 00:36:17,466 --> 00:36:20,052 But when I tried, I made everything worse. 687 00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:23,890 So, I was thinking, maybe I was disrupting the wrong thing. 688 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:28,060 Maybe what I need to disrupt this holiday season is myself. 689 00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:30,646 Don't tell me, you've built a contraption that's going to turn you 690 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:34,233 into some sort of smooth-talking cool guy. 691 00:36:34,483 --> 00:36:35,693 Not at all. 692 00:36:35,985 --> 00:36:38,237 Being cool has never been my problem. 693 00:36:38,487 --> 00:36:39,322 Whoa! 694 00:36:41,407 --> 00:36:44,035 Behold, my newest invention. 695 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:46,746 I call it a nice ticker. 696 00:36:46,996 --> 00:36:48,247 It's an okay ticker. 697 00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:50,082 No, it's called a nice ticker. 698 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,418 It will help me make sure the holidays are great 699 00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:54,587 by keeping me from screwing them up. 700 00:36:54,962 --> 00:36:57,882 Every year, I go over to Mr. Kalan's to help him light his menorah. 701 00:36:58,132 --> 00:37:00,384 -And my drapes. -Exactly. 702 00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:04,263 So, the watch told me that, this year, I should send Urkelbot in my place. 703 00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:06,641 You want me to celebrate Hanukkah with your robot? 704 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:10,478 His latkes are delicious. He makes them with ricotta cheese. 705 00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:14,273 That sounds like something from one of those fancy food shows. 706 00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:17,902 - See, Mr. K's holiday just got a little better. 707 00:37:18,152 --> 00:37:20,529 The more things I do right, the more points I'll get 708 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,281 while making sure we stay on track for 709 00:37:22,531 --> 00:37:25,117 a wonderful holiday that Santa will love! 710 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:26,994 Oh, Steve. 711 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,789 If you weren't covered in grease, I'd hug you. 712 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:33,042 No, thank you, robot. 713 00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:37,338 Steve, honey, the holidays are great because you're a part of them. 714 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:40,549 Yeah, Steve. Isn't today Jay-Z's birthday? 715 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,843 Why don't we all go Jay-Z caroling? 716 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:45,513 That would be a wonderful thing we can all do together. 717 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:48,474 - Hmm. The watch says I shouldn't. 718 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:52,895 But, Steve, you love singing loudly on the street. 719 00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:54,939 You can sing the curse words. 720 00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:56,691 Let's be honest. 721 00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:59,402 I bet I'd get really excited singing "Hard Knock Life," 722 00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:01,821 and accidentally step on Mrs. Kochiyama's foot, 723 00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:03,823 which would then make her jump in pain. 724 00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:06,117 She'd slip on an icy patch of sidewalk 725 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:09,078 and go tumbling into Mr. Kalan, causing him to break his hip. 726 00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:12,540 That does sound like something you could do, 727 00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:14,458 and something that my hip could do. 728 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,210 Yep, it all tracks for me. 729 00:38:16,752 --> 00:38:18,462 And then, he'd have to spend Hanukkah in the hospital. 730 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,214 So, I'd ruin another holiday. 731 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:23,384 - See, I'm already scoring points. 732 00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:24,969 Oh, this is great. 733 00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:26,887 You all go. Have fun. 734 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:30,141 Okay, but it won't be the same without you. 735 00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:34,145 - According to my data, it will be 47% better. 736 00:38:34,395 --> 00:38:38,149 Robot, if I fall asleep, that's not permission for you 737 00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:41,610 to turn my microwave against me for your robot uprising! 738 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,654 I know what goes on among youse. 739 00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:46,282 I read books. I got Wi-Fi. 740 00:38:49,201 --> 00:38:50,202 Hey, Urkel, come here. 741 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:51,704 We could use another player. 742 00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:54,457 This snowman really isn't playing much D. 743 00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:56,334 Hmm. 744 00:38:56,792 --> 00:39:00,171 The last time I was here, I got everybody soaked with rain. 745 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:02,798 I should probably sit this one out. Thanks. 746 00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:11,182 Okay, holiday boy, we've gone a mile and a half, 747 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:14,393 and you haven't sung a single thing. 748 00:39:14,643 --> 00:39:16,645 -What's up, huh? -You don't like singing. 749 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:19,607 And I don't wanna ruin your day. So, no singing for me. 750 00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:24,445 So, you're just gonna sit there all quiet, 751 00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:28,157 even as the wheels on the bus go round and round? 752 00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:31,744 - Round and round, round and round? 753 00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:35,873 Have a nice evening, Sheryl, the bus driver. 754 00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:38,751 You, too, holiday boy. 755 00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:42,004 ♪ The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish... ♪ 756 00:39:42,254 --> 00:39:45,132 - It was cute when he does it, Jerry, not you! 757 00:39:51,847 --> 00:39:54,975 Hey, Steve. What are you doing here? 758 00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:58,771 I wanted to say sorry I messed up everything at Santa's Village. 759 00:39:59,021 --> 00:40:01,982 Thanks. I appreciate that you came here to apologize. 760 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,985 I know I'm not one of Santa's official helpers. 761 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:08,739 But I made you something that I hope will make your holiday a little better. 762 00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:13,077 Steve Urkel Industries proudly presents my latest invention, 763 00:40:13,327 --> 00:40:14,912 The ESL-met. 764 00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:16,956 It takes anything you say or hear 765 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:19,917 and translates it automatically into the language of your choice. 766 00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:31,053 If my dad ever needs to slay a talking dragon 767 00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:32,680 or sing a rap hook, I'll hit you up. 768 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:35,099 But I don't think he's much of a helmet-to-work guy. 769 00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:45,734 That's cool, Steve, 770 00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:50,406 but I wanted to get my dad ESL classes myself. 771 00:40:50,656 --> 00:40:53,492 Sometimes, he helps me with my school work. 772 00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:58,122 He'll make up silly songs to help me remember math equations. 773 00:40:58,372 --> 00:41:02,793 It's corny, but I like getting to spend that time with him. 774 00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:04,628 I don't know. I guess I just figured 775 00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:06,630 it'd be fun to do the same for him. 776 00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:09,383 Trust me. I've crunched the numbers and run simulations. 777 00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:11,302 Your dad is going to love this. 778 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:13,471 He's going to have the best Christmas ever, 779 00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,514 and you're going to have a great holiday because of it. 780 00:41:15,764 --> 00:41:16,807 See? 781 00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:18,726 Is that a step counter? 782 00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:20,186 No. 783 00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:21,687 It's my newest invention to help me make sure 784 00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,814 everyone has the best holiday ever. 785 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:26,984 It's keeping score of everything I do to hack this holiday season. 786 00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:28,652 Who are you keeping score for? 787 00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:30,905 Santa. 788 00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:34,074 He's only going to come if everything and everyone is perfect. Even me. 789 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,327 You'll see, my science is sound. 790 00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:38,204 Look, your wreath is crooked. 791 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,705 Hm. Looks fine to me. 792 00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:41,707 Nope. It's off by three degrees. 793 00:41:41,957 --> 00:41:43,501 Now, that might seem small. 794 00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:45,878 But it could be the difference between someone walking by 795 00:41:46,128 --> 00:41:48,047 and feeling joy to the world, 796 00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:51,592 or simply mild satisfaction with the globe. 797 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:53,928 Joy, mild satisfaction. 798 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:56,096 Joy, mild satisfaction. 799 00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,808 Joy, mild satisfaction. 800 00:42:01,435 --> 00:42:03,020 Point, no point. 801 00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:04,563 Point, no point. 802 00:42:04,813 --> 00:42:06,941 Point, point, point, point. 803 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:11,111 ♪ You make a good point Point, point, point, point ♪ 804 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:14,281 ♪ Point, point, point Point, point ♪ 805 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,951 ♪ Point, point, point Point, point ♪ 806 00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:20,538 ♪ Point, point, point ♪ 807 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:23,332 ♪ Everywhere I go I'm trying to be nice ♪ 808 00:42:23,582 --> 00:42:26,585 ♪ Help a bunch of people So I can rise up ♪ 809 00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:29,296 ♪ Santa's leaderboard Doing all these good deeds ♪ 810 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:33,133 ♪ And prove to everybody I'm the help he needs, ooh ♪ 811 00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:36,178 ♪ Point, point, point Point, point ♪ 812 00:42:36,428 --> 00:42:39,390 ♪ Point, point, point Point, point ♪ 813 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,434 ♪ Point, point, point Point, point ♪ 814 00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:44,937 ♪ Point, point, point ♪ 815 00:42:45,187 --> 00:42:48,190 ♪ Those inflatable decorations look okay ♪ 816 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,817 ♪ They'd look better ♪ 817 00:42:50,192 --> 00:42:51,860 ♪ With an Urkel patent-pending light display ♪ 818 00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:53,612 ♪ Who wants to go caroling ♪ 819 00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:54,905 ♪ With all this snow under their feet? ♪ 820 00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:56,615 ♪ Score some points to build ♪ 821 00:42:57,116 --> 00:42:58,325 ♪ Something to shovel the street, ooh ♪ 822 00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:01,370 ♪ Point, point, point Point, point ♪ 823 00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:04,582 ♪ Point, point, point Point, point ♪ 824 00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,751 ♪ Point, point, point Point, point ♪ 825 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,296 ♪ Point, point, point ♪ 826 00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:13,674 ♪ I'm showing everybody That I got what it takes ♪ 827 00:43:13,924 --> 00:43:16,802 ♪ To spread the holiday spirit Without making mistakes ♪ 828 00:43:17,052 --> 00:43:19,638 ♪ Santa's gonna be impressed When he sees what I've done ♪ 829 00:43:19,888 --> 00:43:21,390 ♪ This city's full of nice points ♪ 830 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,726 ♪ And I've just begun, ooh ♪ 831 00:43:29,481 --> 00:43:33,027 ♪ Spreading holiday cheer ain't some game you can win ♪ 832 00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:36,280 ♪ It's a feeling that comes from within ♪ 833 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:38,907 ♪ Sure, you can fix a wreath Or decorate some trees ♪ 834 00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:42,119 ♪ But I think you might have misplaced your priorities ♪ 835 00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:45,748 ♪ Gifts are great When they mean something more ♪ 836 00:43:46,373 --> 00:43:48,292 ♪ Than an empty attempt just to raise your score ♪ 837 00:43:48,542 --> 00:43:49,960 ♪ If you cared about my feelings ♪ 838 00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:51,587 ♪ Then you should've come too ♪ 839 00:43:51,962 --> 00:43:53,130 ♪ Not some dumb watch telling you ♪ 840 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:54,798 ♪ What it thinks you should do ♪ 841 00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:56,175 ♪ Oh, points ♪ 842 00:43:56,550 --> 00:43:58,344 ♪ Point, point Point, point ♪ 843 00:43:58,594 --> 00:44:01,513 ♪ Point, point, point Point, point ♪ 844 00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:04,642 ♪ Point, point, point Point, point ♪ 845 00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:07,728 ♪ Point, point, point ♪ 846 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:11,023 ♪ Point, point, point Point, point ♪ 847 00:44:11,273 --> 00:44:14,234 -♪ Point, point, point♪ -♪ You make a point? ♪ 848 00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:17,154 ♪ Point, point, point Point, point ♪ 849 00:44:17,404 --> 00:44:19,406 ♪ Point, point, point ♪ 850 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:23,452 ♪ You're missing the point Point, point, point, point ♪ 851 00:44:23,702 --> 00:44:26,580 ♪ Point, point, point Point, point ♪ 852 00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:29,833 ♪ Point, point, point Point, point ♪ 853 00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:32,252 Steve, you're missing the point. 854 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,048 Happy mall-idays. 855 00:44:36,298 --> 00:44:38,467 I hope you have a wonderful shopping experience. 856 00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:40,135 Where's that holiday smile? 857 00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:44,473 Hey, Mrs. P. Doing some malI-iday shopping? 858 00:44:44,723 --> 00:44:47,726 Yep. Got all my presents for my sister's family. 859 00:44:47,976 --> 00:44:51,105 Can I count on you to help me gift-wrap everything this year? 860 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:54,316 I'll make eggnog cookies and we can watch a scary movie. 861 00:44:54,566 --> 00:44:58,070 - My nice ticker reminded me that I'm bad at wrapping gifts. 862 00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,781 Every year, I mess it up and you have to rewrap everything 863 00:45:01,031 --> 00:45:03,784 while I eat all the cookies and fall asleep on your sofa. 864 00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:05,119 I don't mind. 865 00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:07,121 It's nice having your company. 866 00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:09,957 Thanks. But if you want to have a wonderful holiday, 867 00:45:10,207 --> 00:45:12,042 you need someone or something 868 00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:15,170 that can help you wrap up those gifts, lickety-split. 869 00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:17,256 That's why I built you this. 870 00:45:17,631 --> 00:45:20,426 It's a giftwrapping machine that I call The Hardcore Wrapper. 871 00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:24,763 It can make paper, mix tape and get jingly with it, baby. 872 00:45:25,013 --> 00:45:26,598 There's not a box it can't beat. 873 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:28,851 Ooh. 874 00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:31,270 What is it? 875 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,480 It's a coffee mug warmer for my niece. 876 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:36,066 I found it at that fancy tech store. 877 00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:38,736 You put a cup on it and it stays warm. 878 00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:40,362 How old is your niece? 879 00:45:40,612 --> 00:45:43,115 She's nine. Do you think she'll like it? 880 00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:48,495 Sure. Why don't we get our wrap on? 881 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:54,918 Oh, wow, that's wonderful. 882 00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:56,712 Feel free to wrap away. 883 00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:59,131 I need to head inside and check on DSS. 884 00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:03,677 Look at me. I'm a hardcore wrapper. 885 00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:05,512 Oh, you don't want none of this, honey. 886 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:08,724 I spit bars, fire, fire bars. 887 00:46:12,561 --> 00:46:13,854 Well, well, well, 888 00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:16,273 if it isn't Mr. Donkey Cheese. 889 00:46:16,523 --> 00:46:17,858 Robin! 890 00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:19,693 Hey, DSS, 891 00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:22,696 I just wanted to apologize for screwing things up. 892 00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:23,906 I'm sorry. 893 00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:25,407 Thanks, Steve. 894 00:46:25,657 --> 00:46:28,619 I'll be honest. I was mad at you. 895 00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:32,247 But for you to come here now and apologize to me, 896 00:46:32,498 --> 00:46:34,166 face-to-face... 897 00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:35,959 Aw, geez... 898 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:38,128 I said, geez! 899 00:46:38,378 --> 00:46:40,589 What? It was a touching moment. 900 00:46:40,839 --> 00:46:42,716 To show you how sorry I am, 901 00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:44,384 I wanted to give you something. 902 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,929 That's very nice. But my doctor said 903 00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:49,264 my heart can't take any more gifts from you. 904 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:51,308 Oh, but you're already wearing it. 905 00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:53,101 I fixed your Santa suit. 906 00:46:53,352 --> 00:46:56,021 You did this? Thought this was from the mall. 907 00:46:56,271 --> 00:46:57,523 The fit is nice. 908 00:46:57,773 --> 00:46:59,399 Look at your boy, all swagged out. 909 00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:02,194 You got Santa looking like a hype piece. 910 00:47:02,444 --> 00:47:05,405 Wait. It's not gonna do something weird, is it? 911 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:08,200 Nope. No tech. Just sewed it up with 912 00:47:08,450 --> 00:47:09,827 a needle and some thread. 913 00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:13,330 Thanks, Steve. We're all gravy, and cheese. 914 00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:18,710 Nothing? You're not gonna take a photo of this 'fit? 915 00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:19,920 I look good. 916 00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:21,880 Between you and me, DSS, 917 00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:24,132 your suit wasn't in the best shape to begin with. 918 00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:26,760 So, I reinforced everything with some synthetic fabric 919 00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:29,513 to make sure it stayed both soft and sturdy. 920 00:47:29,763 --> 00:47:32,224 Synthetic fabric? Like polyester? 921 00:47:32,474 --> 00:47:34,560 Wow, Steve, I was wrong. 922 00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:36,186 You really are winning the holidays. 923 00:47:36,436 --> 00:47:38,146 And it's only gonna get better. 924 00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:40,399 This year, we're gonna knock Santa's socks off. 925 00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:43,360 I'm allergic to synthetic fabrics. 926 00:47:43,610 --> 00:47:44,570 Or his pants. 927 00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:46,905 It's like super-soft poison ivy! 928 00:47:47,155 --> 00:47:49,408 It's nice and painful. 929 00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:51,535 Aah! When I scratch, it makes my fingers itchy. 930 00:47:51,785 --> 00:47:52,578 Steve! 931 00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:57,875 Oh, no. I'm making things worse. 932 00:47:58,125 --> 00:47:59,209 Hold on. Hold on. 933 00:47:59,501 --> 00:48:01,420 I know what to do. I can fix this. 934 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:04,423 No! Don't fix anything! 935 00:48:04,673 --> 00:48:06,008 But... But... 936 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:09,428 What we need is someone to disrupt you, Steve. 937 00:48:09,678 --> 00:48:12,097 Wait a menorah. 938 00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,308 I know just the guy. 939 00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:19,563 This guy says my hair looks fake? 940 00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:21,648 What? No. 941 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:23,150 Hi-ho, Dudley. 942 00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:26,904 Who are you? How'd you get here? 943 00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:30,949 Are you one of those ghosts here to show me my Christmas past, present, or future? 944 00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:33,285 No, it's me, Steve Urkel. 945 00:48:33,535 --> 00:48:36,038 We met the other day, fellow disruptor. 946 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:38,498 -Who? -@steveurkel. 947 00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:42,085 @steveurkel, IRL? 948 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:44,588 Uh, okay. Uh, what can I do for you? 949 00:48:44,838 --> 00:48:47,299 I took your advice and tried to disrupt the holidays 950 00:48:47,549 --> 00:48:49,259 and make everything perfect for Santa. 951 00:48:49,509 --> 00:48:51,720 I built this nice ticker that pushes me to find ways 952 00:48:51,970 --> 00:48:54,097 to make sure everyone had a great holiday. 953 00:48:54,348 --> 00:48:56,099 But I kept screwing everything up. 954 00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:59,436 Hmm. You've gamified being in the holiday spirit? 955 00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:03,523 That's fire... emoji. 956 00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,193 I don't think the problem is you, @steveurkel. 957 00:49:06,443 --> 00:49:08,028 It's not? 958 00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:10,697 You turned the holidays into an amazing game. 959 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:12,491 But a game is only good 960 00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:15,744 if you can get other people to play it, too, okay? 961 00:49:15,994 --> 00:49:17,537 What if we scaled this up a bit? 962 00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:19,915 And got everyone playing for the holidays? 963 00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:21,458 Exactly. 964 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:23,168 Maybe we lose the watch and turn it into an app. 965 00:49:23,418 --> 00:49:24,962 A really nice app? 966 00:49:25,253 --> 00:49:28,298 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But how about a Von Durffel app? 967 00:49:28,548 --> 00:49:30,384 Ooh. That's wonderful. 968 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:33,011 No, kid, it's Von Durffel. 969 00:49:33,261 --> 00:49:35,472 VDI, get the dev team on this, stat. 970 00:49:35,722 --> 00:49:37,849 I want this live in 24 hours. 971 00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:39,559 Can you get it ready in 24 hours? 972 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,395 You're right. Let's do it in six. 973 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:43,605 Congratulations, kid. 974 00:49:43,855 --> 00:49:45,482 You're about to disrupt the world. 975 00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:50,112 You have a question? 976 00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:51,780 No, I was... I was trying to high-five you. 977 00:49:52,030 --> 00:49:54,324 Oh. It looked like you had a question. 978 00:49:54,574 --> 00:49:56,159 Maybe angle your arm down a little more. 979 00:49:56,451 --> 00:49:59,830 Or maybe, I was disrupting the way we do the high-five. 980 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,540 Very cool. 981 00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:03,417 Thanks. 982 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:05,669 Now, let's get you off my boat. 983 00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:09,047 Dudley's app should be online now. 984 00:50:09,297 --> 00:50:12,634 Oh, wow. So many people have already downloaded it. 985 00:50:12,884 --> 00:50:14,052 That's great. 986 00:50:14,386 --> 00:50:15,887 Oh, Santa's gonna be so proud of me. 987 00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:18,265 Everything's gonna be so festive that he'll make sure 988 00:50:18,515 --> 00:50:20,308 this is the best holiday ever. 989 00:50:32,112 --> 00:50:34,406 ♪ Steve in the milk Steve in the milk ♪ 990 00:50:34,656 --> 00:50:36,825 ♪ We make the cheese That's soft as silk ♪ 991 00:50:37,075 --> 00:50:39,745 ♪ Steve in the milk Steve in the milk ♪ 992 00:50:39,995 --> 00:50:42,080 Ooh, that tickles. 993 00:50:42,330 --> 00:50:44,416 ♪ Steve in the milk Steve in the milk ♪ 994 00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:46,668 ♪ We make the cheese That's soft as silk ♪ 995 00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:02,559 Whee... 996 00:51:05,353 --> 00:51:08,648 Oh, Steve, you're the nicest kid ever. 997 00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:12,486 You made me so-ho-ho happy! 998 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,619 If you don't like it, you can get out. 999 00:51:20,869 --> 00:51:24,331 Ujamaa, bless us, everyone. 1000 00:51:33,965 --> 00:51:36,009 Just call me Stefan Urquellebot 1001 00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:38,512 You saved the holidays, Steve. 1002 00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:40,055 Ho-ho-ho, ho! 1003 00:51:40,305 --> 00:51:42,891 You're my official holiday helper. 1004 00:51:43,141 --> 00:51:44,684 You hear that, everybody? 1005 00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:47,646 Steve Urkel! 1006 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:54,111 Good morning, Mr. Kalan. 1007 00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:55,612 Good morning, Steve. 1008 00:51:55,862 --> 00:51:57,823 Just turning the Kochiyamas' car 1009 00:51:58,073 --> 00:52:00,742 into everybody's favorite Christmas character, 1010 00:52:00,992 --> 00:52:02,786 Rudy, the holiday moose. 1011 00:52:03,036 --> 00:52:04,788 I think you mean reindeer? 1012 00:52:05,247 --> 00:52:07,916 -Their car is a reindeer. -Moose, reindeer, what's the difference? 1013 00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:09,793 I mean, they're different subspecies, 1014 00:52:10,043 --> 00:52:11,753 not to mention, antler size and shape. 1015 00:52:13,922 --> 00:52:16,133 Yes! Seventeen points! 1016 00:52:16,383 --> 00:52:18,927 Ooh, chag sameach, Mr. Kalan. 1017 00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:22,347 We've spent all morning perfecting a matzah ball soup recipe. 1018 00:52:22,597 --> 00:52:24,015 And some rugelach. 1019 00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:26,935 Let's get in that kitchen and get you a Hanukkah meal. 1020 00:52:27,185 --> 00:52:28,812 Yes! 1021 00:52:29,062 --> 00:52:31,231 That's so wonderful. 1022 00:52:31,481 --> 00:52:34,234 Did you see Rudy, the moose? 1023 00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:37,737 It's nice. We don't really celebrate Christmas. But thank you. 1024 00:52:39,406 --> 00:52:40,991 I got you, Kochiyamas. 1025 00:52:41,324 --> 00:52:43,618 For the new year, you celebrate with a kagami mochi. 1026 00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:46,246 - And I made you a lawn ornament. 1027 00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:48,039 Yes! 1028 00:52:48,290 --> 00:52:50,792 Take that, Mr. Kalan. 1029 00:52:51,042 --> 00:52:53,712 Livingstons, you celebrate Kwanzaa, right? 1030 00:52:53,962 --> 00:52:55,172 Let me help you do that! 1031 00:52:55,463 --> 00:52:56,965 Happy holiday, Steve. 1032 00:52:57,215 --> 00:52:58,508 Happy holiday, Steve. 1033 00:52:58,925 --> 00:53:01,469 I said it first. Why didn't I get more points? 1034 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:04,723 No, Horace. I insist your team have the ball. 1035 00:53:04,973 --> 00:53:07,309 Happy holidays. 1036 00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:09,853 Oh, thank you very much. 1037 00:53:11,897 --> 00:53:13,940 Look at that. It's your ball again. 1038 00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:16,026 - I think that counts as a Christmas gift. 1039 00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:18,111 Hey, Jordan, what's the score? 1040 00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:19,613 Oh, nothing-to-nothing. 1041 00:53:19,988 --> 00:53:22,657 But I've already got 38 Von Durffel points. 1042 00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:24,117 But what about basketball? 1043 00:53:24,367 --> 00:53:25,869 This is better than basketball. 1044 00:53:27,829 --> 00:53:31,583 Oh, look at that. I accidentally scored on myself. 1045 00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:35,545 - That's two points for you, Horace and ten points for me. 1046 00:53:35,795 --> 00:53:38,298 For being so charitable this holiday season. 1047 00:53:44,095 --> 00:53:47,724 Hey, holiday boy. Need a lift? 1048 00:53:47,974 --> 00:53:50,185 ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ 1049 00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:51,853 I'm good. 1050 00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:06,159 Happy holidays. 1051 00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:10,455 Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Boxing Day, Kwanzaa, Festivus to you. 1052 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:13,959 Your smile just brightened my day 1053 00:54:14,209 --> 00:54:15,710 this holiday season. 1054 00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:18,129 Your smile is all the Christmas, Hanukkah, 1055 00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:21,716 Boxing Day, Kwanzaa, Solstice, Festivus gift I need. 1056 00:54:21,967 --> 00:54:24,302 A fabulous day to you. 1057 00:54:24,552 --> 00:54:27,264 Would you stop, Gary? You're messing up my points. 1058 00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:30,976 You're not being very merry by telling me what to do. 1059 00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:34,104 I don't care what your grades are. 1060 00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:35,772 You, young man, deserve a puppy. 1061 00:54:36,314 --> 00:54:38,817 You hear that? This little boy is getting a puppy, 1062 00:54:39,067 --> 00:54:41,194 even if Santa has to get you one himself. 1063 00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:44,781 - Isn't that nice of Santa? 1064 00:54:45,031 --> 00:54:46,700 Yes. A hundred points. 1065 00:54:47,075 --> 00:54:48,827 Okay, come on, give me another kid. Give me another kid. 1066 00:54:49,077 --> 00:54:50,537 Whoa-ho-ho. 1067 00:54:50,912 --> 00:54:52,539 Whatever you want, little girl, Santa's got you covered. 1068 00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:53,915 - You want world peace? - Santa will figure it out. 1069 00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:54,958 Oh, Steve! 1070 00:54:57,419 --> 00:55:00,380 You want to rip my pants off again, make me look silly? 1071 00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:03,967 Isn't that a holly-jolly good time? 1072 00:55:04,217 --> 00:55:06,678 What's going on? 1073 00:55:06,928 --> 00:55:09,306 I don't know you, but I got you this holiday card. 1074 00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:11,725 I got you one first. Season's greetings! 1075 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:14,728 I don't believe this. 1076 00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:16,980 These people aren't spreading holiday cheer. 1077 00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:19,524 They're more focused on treating it like a game. 1078 00:55:19,774 --> 00:55:21,401 Isn't that what you were doing? 1079 00:55:21,651 --> 00:55:23,987 No. I was just trying to... 1080 00:55:24,237 --> 00:55:28,283 win over Santa by getting a perfect score. 1081 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:31,036 Oh, no. 1082 00:55:31,286 --> 00:55:33,330 Did I do this? 1083 00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:41,463 Hey, kid, let's go caroling. 1084 00:55:41,713 --> 00:55:45,258 Everyone loves caroling, and it'll give me some points. 1085 00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:47,510 Do you even wanna go caroling? 1086 00:55:47,761 --> 00:55:49,429 No, I just want points. 1087 00:55:50,263 --> 00:55:52,015 Points! 1088 00:55:52,265 --> 00:55:54,642 No! I need those points. 1089 00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:55,977 Let's make a gingerbread house. 1090 00:55:56,269 --> 00:55:57,645 Let's make ten gingerbread houses. 1091 00:55:57,896 --> 00:55:59,439 Let's make a gingerbread city! 1092 00:55:59,689 --> 00:56:01,941 No, he's going caroling with me. 1093 00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:04,277 Fun fact. Did you know the fifth day of Kwanzaa 1094 00:56:04,527 --> 00:56:07,030 is all about points? 1095 00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:16,790 This game is offering daily cash prizes 1096 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,458 and a million dollars to the person 1097 00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:21,294 who gets the highest score of the month! 1098 00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:23,213 What? No. 1099 00:56:23,463 --> 00:56:26,091 Dudley's app is bribing people to get into the holiday spirit. 1100 00:56:26,341 --> 00:56:27,717 This isn't right. 1101 00:56:28,093 --> 00:56:30,470 Maybe not, but it only costs a few bucks to play, 1102 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:32,972 and if I win, I could get paid. 1103 00:56:33,223 --> 00:56:34,391 Robin... 1104 00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:37,644 No... 1105 00:56:42,774 --> 00:56:44,401 Happy holiday, Steve. 1106 00:56:44,651 --> 00:56:46,569 Where's that holiday smile? 1107 00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:49,489 You're one of Santa's holiday helpers, aren't you? 1108 00:56:49,739 --> 00:56:51,908 We should get you a hat. 1109 00:56:52,158 --> 00:56:53,743 Let's get you some eggnog 1110 00:56:53,993 --> 00:56:57,163 and sing some carols. 1111 00:56:59,582 --> 00:57:02,377 Hey, there, Steve. You still want donkey cheese for Christmas? 1112 00:57:02,627 --> 00:57:04,462 Because I'll get it for you. 1113 00:57:04,921 --> 00:57:07,006 - If I win this game, I'll buy you all the cheese. 1114 00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:09,092 So why don't you sing some carols with me, 1115 00:57:09,342 --> 00:57:10,844 and I can get these points? 1116 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:11,970 Oh, no! 1117 00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:14,431 Points... 1118 00:57:16,474 --> 00:57:19,102 The mall is getting the biggest tree we can find, 1119 00:57:19,352 --> 00:57:20,520 just for you. 1120 00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:22,147 Will you help us decorate it 1121 00:57:22,397 --> 00:57:24,899 for the points? 1122 00:57:30,363 --> 00:57:31,948 Where's your ugly sweater? Points. 1123 00:57:32,198 --> 00:57:34,409 Want to watch some holiday movies on my phone? 1124 00:57:34,659 --> 00:57:36,661 For points. 1125 00:57:40,206 --> 00:57:41,958 Points... 1126 00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:44,544 Steve, I think your sweater isn't the right Christmas green. 1127 00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:46,796 - It needs to be a shade lighter. 1128 00:57:47,046 --> 00:57:49,466 - Take a seat and let me tell you the story of Hanukkah. 1129 00:57:49,716 --> 00:57:51,885 - It's known as the Festival of Lights. 1130 00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:54,512 Points... 1131 00:57:54,762 --> 00:57:56,556 Points... 1132 00:57:58,766 --> 00:58:01,102 Come on! I built you. Why aren't you starting? 1133 00:58:01,352 --> 00:58:05,190 Points, points... 1134 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,025 That is very cool. 1135 00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:10,320 It's a Christmas mitzvah, how you mess with my things. 1136 00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:12,238 Oh, come on. Come on. 1137 00:58:17,452 --> 00:58:19,621 I'll bring it back, I promise! 1138 00:58:19,871 --> 00:58:23,082 - Or don't. I'm generous and charitable that way. 1139 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:26,294 As long as I get these points. 1140 00:58:27,128 --> 00:58:28,379 Yes. 1141 00:58:28,630 --> 00:58:30,131 Would you like to sing a carol with me? 1142 00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:32,258 I thought you'd never ask. 1143 00:58:32,759 --> 00:58:34,177 ♪ Points points, points Points, points, points ♪ 1144 00:58:34,636 --> 00:58:36,513 ♪ Points points Points, points, points ♪ 1145 00:58:42,977 --> 00:58:46,314 ♪ I thought I was a nice kid ♪ 1146 00:58:46,564 --> 00:58:49,609 ♪ But maybe I'm a troll ♪ 1147 00:58:49,859 --> 00:58:53,488 ♪ 'Cause every time I try to help ♪ 1148 00:58:53,738 --> 00:58:57,116 ♪ I seem to miss my goal ♪ 1149 00:58:57,367 --> 00:59:00,245 ♪ I wanted to make The holidays better ♪ 1150 00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:03,915 ♪ But I made everything worse ♪ 1151 00:59:04,165 --> 00:59:06,793 ♪ I'm not a holiday gift ♪ 1152 00:59:07,043 --> 00:59:10,838 ♪ I'm a Christmas curse ♪ 1153 00:59:11,089 --> 00:59:13,800 ♪ He's not a holiday gift ♪ 1154 00:59:14,050 --> 00:59:18,096 ♪ He's a Christmas curse ♪ 1155 00:59:18,346 --> 00:59:21,182 ♪ Everything was fine ♪ 1156 00:59:21,432 --> 00:59:27,146 ♪ Until I got invo... ...olved ♪ 1157 00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:32,819 ♪ So if I run away ♪ 1158 00:59:33,069 --> 00:59:37,699 ♪ Maybe the problem will be solved ♪ 1159 00:59:37,949 --> 00:59:39,951 ♪ If he runs away ♪ 1160 00:59:40,201 --> 00:59:44,414 ♪ Maybe the problem will be solved ♪ 1161 00:59:44,664 --> 00:59:47,709 ♪ I wanted to make the holidays better ♪ 1162 00:59:47,959 --> 00:59:51,004 ♪ But I only made things worse ♪ 1163 00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:54,215 ♪ I'm not a holiday gift ♪ 1164 00:59:54,465 --> 00:59:58,177 ♪ I'm a Christmas curse ♪ 1165 00:59:58,428 --> 01:00:01,139 ♪ He's not a holiday gift ♪ 1166 01:00:01,389 --> 01:00:05,101 ♪ He's a Christmas curse ♪ 1167 01:00:05,351 --> 01:00:07,103 Oh... 1168 01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:09,856 Uh-oh. 1169 01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:19,490 Where am I? 1170 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:33,421 Kid, calm down, please. 1171 01:00:33,671 --> 01:00:34,631 You can talk? 1172 01:00:34,922 --> 01:00:37,383 Yes. You've got good aim, Steve. 1173 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,802 Well, only when I'm terrified. 1174 01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:42,305 Wait, how do you know my name? 1175 01:00:42,555 --> 01:00:44,641 I know every kid's name. 1176 01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:47,685 It's kind of my thing, being Santa and all. 1177 01:00:47,935 --> 01:00:49,354 You're Santa Claus? 1178 01:00:49,604 --> 01:00:51,230 In the fur. 1179 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:53,358 You're a... 1180 01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:55,526 Yes, Steve Urkel. 1181 01:00:55,777 --> 01:00:57,403 Santa Claus is a yeti! 1182 01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:01,991 No, no, no, no, no. That's ridiculous. 1183 01:01:02,241 --> 01:01:03,743 I've been helping Santa for years. 1184 01:01:03,993 --> 01:01:06,079 Officially, or off the books? 1185 01:01:06,329 --> 01:01:07,664 That's not important. 1186 01:01:07,955 --> 01:01:10,458 As a self-taught Santa expert, what I know is, 1187 01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:12,210 Santa can't be a yeti. 1188 01:01:17,548 --> 01:01:19,175 ♪ Santa Claus is a yeti ♪ 1189 01:01:19,425 --> 01:01:21,511 ♪ What's the problem that you see? ♪ 1190 01:01:21,761 --> 01:01:24,555 ♪ Does that challenge your idea ♪ 1191 01:01:24,806 --> 01:01:26,808 ♪ Of who a yeti should be? ♪ 1192 01:01:27,058 --> 01:01:29,435 ♪ You might see a monster ♪ 1193 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:31,729 ♪ But I'm a friendly-o ♪ 1194 01:01:31,979 --> 01:01:34,357 ♪ Yeti dressed in reddy With a big, big belly ♪ 1195 01:01:34,607 --> 01:01:36,776 ♪ And a fuzzy, fuzzy beard Living in the North Pole ♪ 1196 01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:40,279 But there's never been scientific proof of your existence. 1197 01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:41,906 Not Santa Claus. Yetis. 1198 01:01:42,156 --> 01:01:43,783 Ouch! That hurts. 1199 01:01:44,033 --> 01:01:47,161 Uh, I guess you know a lot of centuries-old humans. 1200 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:48,871 Well, my grandma's pretty old. 1201 01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:51,290 But can she fit down a chimney carrying a bag of toys 1202 01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:52,625 without being seen? 1203 01:01:53,167 --> 01:01:55,837 I can. It's what we Bigfoots are great at. 1204 01:01:56,087 --> 01:01:57,880 Doors, on the other hand, confuse the heck out of me. 1205 01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:00,550 Turn and pull and then go in. Oh. 1206 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,594 Wait a minute. People have seen Santa before. 1207 01:02:03,845 --> 01:02:05,888 I try to stay hidden as much as possible, 1208 01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:11,978 but a few lucky children have gazed upon this beautiful visage. 1209 01:02:12,228 --> 01:02:15,815 So by now, somebody would have said Santa's a yeti 1210 01:02:16,065 --> 01:02:18,943 or gotten upset that you don't look like a biker after a spa day. 1211 01:02:19,193 --> 01:02:20,111 ♪ Oh ♪ 1212 01:02:20,486 --> 01:02:21,779 ♪ People have opinions ♪ 1213 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:24,198 ♪ Of how we should look and sound ♪ 1214 01:02:24,449 --> 01:02:26,659 ♪ If you challenge their beliefs ♪ 1215 01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:29,829 ♪ They tend to put you down ♪ 1216 01:02:30,079 --> 01:02:33,416 ♪ They've made a reality That's comfortable to them ♪ 1217 01:02:33,666 --> 01:02:35,585 ♪ So instead of seeing a yeti Dressed in reddy ♪ 1218 01:02:35,835 --> 01:02:37,795 ♪ With a big, big belly And a fuzzy, fuzzy beard ♪ 1219 01:02:38,045 --> 01:02:39,547 ♪ They'd rather see some old man ♪ 1220 01:02:39,797 --> 01:02:41,174 Not just any old man. 1221 01:02:41,424 --> 01:02:42,717 They want to see the one who's-- 1222 01:02:43,092 --> 01:02:47,054 White, uh, fur can kind of look like a beard. 1223 01:02:47,305 --> 01:02:48,139 Don't you think? 1224 01:02:48,389 --> 01:02:50,224 Hmm. It does. 1225 01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:52,185 And I guess from far enough away, 1226 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:55,605 your hands and feet kind of look like boots and gloves. 1227 01:02:55,855 --> 01:02:57,315 Exactly! 1228 01:02:57,774 --> 01:03:00,026 I mean, "claws" is right there in the name, Santa Claus. 1229 01:03:00,276 --> 01:03:01,402 Hello! 1230 01:03:01,694 --> 01:03:04,113 How many humans do you know named Santa? 1231 01:03:04,363 --> 01:03:07,241 It's actually an old yeti word. 1232 01:03:07,492 --> 01:03:10,077 It means yeti. 1233 01:03:10,328 --> 01:03:12,246 My real name is Krisskringel. 1234 01:03:12,497 --> 01:03:13,498 Holy moly! 1235 01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:15,500 You're Santa and you're a yeti! 1236 01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,418 Ho-ho-ho. 1237 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:18,961 -♪ Santa Claus is a yeti ♪ -♪ Mmm-hmm ♪ 1238 01:03:19,212 --> 01:03:20,630 ♪ Now you know the deal ♪ 1239 01:03:21,005 --> 01:03:23,883 ♪ But if he's someone else to you ♪ 1240 01:03:24,133 --> 01:03:26,052 ♪ Please do what you feel ♪ 1241 01:03:26,302 --> 01:03:28,971 ♪ If Santa was a penguin ♪ 1242 01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:30,598 ♪ That would be okay ♪ 1243 01:03:30,973 --> 01:03:32,642 ♪ Because all that really matters ♪ 1244 01:03:33,142 --> 01:03:34,727 ♪ It's not the red, red hat Or the fuzzy, fuzzy beard ♪ 1245 01:03:34,977 --> 01:03:37,188 ♪ It's joy on Christmas Day ♪ 1246 01:03:37,438 --> 01:03:39,023 ♪ It's respecting one another ♪ 1247 01:03:39,398 --> 01:03:40,775 ♪ Like they're your sister Or your brother ♪ 1248 01:03:41,275 --> 01:03:42,401 ♪ And spreading cheer on Christmas Day ♪ 1249 01:03:43,027 --> 01:03:43,653 ♪ Being good to everyone you see ♪ 1250 01:03:44,362 --> 01:03:45,279 ♪ And leaving me cookies ♪ 1251 01:03:46,113 --> 01:03:48,157 ♪ The true spirit of the holiday ♪ 1252 01:03:49,534 --> 01:03:51,244 By the way, you got any cookies? 1253 01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:52,453 No. 1254 01:03:52,703 --> 01:03:54,080 Santa, I, uh... 1255 01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:56,082 I may have screwed up the holidays. 1256 01:03:56,332 --> 01:03:59,377 It's okay. I have other cookies. 1257 01:03:59,627 --> 01:04:02,046 Now, what brings you to the North Pole? 1258 01:04:02,296 --> 01:04:03,548 Haven't you seen? 1259 01:04:03,798 --> 01:04:05,550 I messed up everything back home. 1260 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,927 I kind of blew up the mall, twice. 1261 01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:10,680 I built a game-changing, holiday-ruining app. 1262 01:04:10,930 --> 01:04:13,182 I turned Department Store Santa into a meme. 1263 01:04:13,432 --> 01:04:15,726 People are calling him No Pantsa Claus. 1264 01:04:15,977 --> 01:04:18,312 Sorry, I don't have Wi-Fi up here, 1265 01:04:18,563 --> 01:04:21,148 but I'd have maybe gone with Santa Drawers. 1266 01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:24,402 Santa, I was trying so hard to impress you this year 1267 01:04:24,652 --> 01:04:26,362 that I wrecked everything! 1268 01:04:26,612 --> 01:04:28,447 Why were you trying to impress me? 1269 01:04:28,698 --> 01:04:30,449 Because you're Santa. 1270 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:32,034 The Santa Claus. 1271 01:04:32,285 --> 01:04:33,744 You're amazing! 1272 01:04:34,203 --> 01:04:36,122 And you're only going to come if everything is perfect. 1273 01:04:36,372 --> 01:04:38,624 The lights, the cheer, even me. 1274 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:41,252 I built this watch to make sure I did everything right 1275 01:04:41,502 --> 01:04:42,628 and bring you to Chicago 1276 01:04:43,087 --> 01:04:44,547 and fulfill everyone's Christmas wishes. 1277 01:04:44,797 --> 01:04:47,174 Hmm. What do you want this year? 1278 01:04:47,425 --> 01:04:50,928 Some Serbian donkey cheese, if I remember correctly. 1279 01:04:51,178 --> 01:04:54,307 Right now, my wish would be to fix everything back home. 1280 01:04:54,557 --> 01:04:56,350 And I clearly haven't earned that. 1281 01:04:56,601 --> 01:05:00,104 Well, between you and me, I'm not really keeping score 1282 01:05:00,354 --> 01:05:01,939 on whether you've been naughty or nice. 1283 01:05:02,189 --> 01:05:03,357 What? 1284 01:05:03,608 --> 01:05:04,942 Oh, Steve. 1285 01:05:05,192 --> 01:05:07,695 Take a seat with me at this piano a moment. 1286 01:05:11,115 --> 01:05:15,202 ♪ I'm not keeping score ♪ 1287 01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:22,501 ♪ That's not what Christmas is for ♪ 1288 01:05:24,545 --> 01:05:29,091 ♪ It's not some holiday test ♪ 1289 01:05:31,302 --> 01:05:36,432 ♪ To force you to be your best ♪ 1290 01:05:36,682 --> 01:05:38,100 ♪ Oh ♪ 1291 01:05:38,476 --> 01:05:44,649 ♪ If I was watching your every move ♪ 1292 01:05:46,233 --> 01:05:51,822 ♪ That could feel pretty scary ♪ 1293 01:05:52,073 --> 01:05:55,493 ♪ And the stress to not screw things up ♪ 1294 01:05:55,743 --> 01:06:02,500 ♪ Would be a lot for a kid to carry ♪ 1295 01:06:05,002 --> 01:06:08,631 ♪ You're still learning How the world works ♪ 1296 01:06:08,881 --> 01:06:12,259 ♪ So you're bound to make mistakes ♪ 1297 01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:15,471 ♪ You know The real test of your mettle ♪ 1298 01:06:15,721 --> 01:06:18,849 ♪ Is what you do when something breaks ♪ 1299 01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:22,269 ♪ It's stepping in To say I'm sorry ♪ 1300 01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:26,065 ♪ And then trying to make amends ♪ 1301 01:06:26,315 --> 01:06:29,610 ♪ With the person who your action hurt ♪ 1302 01:06:29,860 --> 01:06:35,157 ♪ Whether strangers Family or friends ♪ 1303 01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:36,909 ♪ Oh ♪ 1304 01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:41,414 ♪ I'm not keeping score ♪ 1305 01:06:43,582 --> 01:06:47,670 ♪ That's not what Christmas is for ♪ 1306 01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:50,131 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1307 01:06:50,381 --> 01:06:55,011 ♪ It's not some holiday test ♪ 1308 01:06:57,054 --> 01:07:03,769 ♪ To force you to be your best ♪ 1309 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:07,023 ♪ Let's say you wanted a dirt bike ♪ 1310 01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:10,776 ♪ And you were good all year long ♪ 1311 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:14,155 ♪ But it didn't show up on Christmas ♪ 1312 01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:17,408 ♪ Would you think you did something wrong? ♪ 1313 01:07:17,658 --> 01:07:20,995 ♪ Would you feel kind of hurt? ♪ 1314 01:07:21,245 --> 01:07:24,498 ♪ Would you scream Oh, what's the point? ♪ 1315 01:07:24,749 --> 01:07:27,626 ♪ And no matter how we behave ♪ 1316 01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:33,174 ♪ We don't always get what we want ♪ 1317 01:07:35,593 --> 01:07:42,308 ♪ My Christmas wish Is that kids are good ♪ 1318 01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:48,105 ♪ Because that's who they want to be ♪ 1319 01:07:49,690 --> 01:07:55,362 ♪ Not because They feel pressure ♪ 1320 01:07:55,613 --> 01:07:59,950 ♪ To try and impress me ♪ 1321 01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:09,293 ♪ Because I'm not keeping score ♪ 1322 01:08:09,543 --> 01:08:14,173 ♪ That's not what Christmas is for ♪ 1323 01:08:15,883 --> 01:08:22,515 ♪ It's not some holiday test ♪ 1324 01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:28,646 ♪ To force you to be your best ♪ 1325 01:08:28,896 --> 01:08:35,694 ♪ I'm not keeping ♪ 1326 01:08:36,737 --> 01:08:40,366 ♪ Score ♪ 1327 01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:45,663 ♪ I'm not keeping score ♪ 1328 01:08:48,499 --> 01:08:51,168 Cut back on the cookies. 1329 01:08:51,418 --> 01:08:53,337 I do want to be a good person, 1330 01:08:53,587 --> 01:08:55,881 but I guess I thought I needed to be even more special 1331 01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:57,716 or Christmas wouldn't come. 1332 01:08:57,967 --> 01:09:00,302 Isn't that why you have naughty and nice lists? 1333 01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:03,639 I mean, don't all the Department Store Santas report back to you? 1334 01:09:03,889 --> 01:09:06,851 Sure, but just to tell me what things kids want this year. 1335 01:09:07,101 --> 01:09:09,603 I don't want to make a bunch of wagons if kids aren't into them. 1336 01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:13,691 The elves hate when wagons go to waste. 1337 01:09:13,941 --> 01:09:16,318 I still messed up pretty bad. 1338 01:09:16,569 --> 01:09:19,155 I don't think anyone will ever forgive me. 1339 01:09:19,405 --> 01:09:21,866 You won't know unless you try. 1340 01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:23,409 I'm scared to go home. 1341 01:09:23,659 --> 01:09:26,495 What if I ruin things again? 1342 01:09:26,745 --> 01:09:28,455 Maybe I can stay here, 1343 01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:30,499 officially become one of your helpers. 1344 01:09:30,749 --> 01:09:32,459 I'm willing to do whatever it takes. 1345 01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:37,256 Oh. 1346 01:09:45,097 --> 01:09:46,724 Is there an application fee? 1347 01:09:46,974 --> 01:09:48,142 Uh, no. 1348 01:09:48,517 --> 01:09:50,477 I mean, are you just going to run away? 1349 01:09:50,728 --> 01:09:52,146 Won't people miss you? 1350 01:09:52,396 --> 01:09:54,440 No. They're better off without me. 1351 01:09:54,690 --> 01:09:56,150 You sure about that? 1352 01:09:56,442 --> 01:10:00,321 Steve, why do you celebrate every December holiday? 1353 01:10:00,571 --> 01:10:03,157 You're not Jewish, and yet you help Mr. Kalan 1354 01:10:03,407 --> 01:10:05,284 celebrate Hanukkah every year. 1355 01:10:05,534 --> 01:10:07,036 And on New Year's Eve, you're always helping 1356 01:10:07,494 --> 01:10:10,164 the Kochiyama family clean their house for Omisoka. 1357 01:10:10,414 --> 01:10:11,999 Because Mr. Kalan's my friend, 1358 01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:14,919 and he shouldn't have to celebrate the holidays by himself. 1359 01:10:15,169 --> 01:10:16,921 And the Kochiyama family matter to me, 1360 01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:19,381 so I just want to know what's special and important to them. 1361 01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:21,425 Kid, those are nicer gifts than anything 1362 01:10:21,675 --> 01:10:23,427 this freakishly beautiful yeti 1363 01:10:23,677 --> 01:10:25,596 in a red suit could ever build. 1364 01:10:25,846 --> 01:10:27,932 -You might be a little-- -Eager? 1365 01:10:28,182 --> 01:10:31,185 But as long as you care about the people around you, 1366 01:10:31,435 --> 01:10:34,897 then you're officially helping me spread holiday cheer. 1367 01:10:35,147 --> 01:10:36,941 It's not about how many lights you put up 1368 01:10:37,191 --> 01:10:39,818 or how many cookies you leave out. 1369 01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:41,612 Although the more the merrier. 1370 01:10:41,862 --> 01:10:43,447 You're right, Santa. 1371 01:10:43,697 --> 01:10:45,115 And if I really care, 1372 01:10:45,491 --> 01:10:47,743 then I need to go back home and clean up my mess. 1373 01:10:47,993 --> 01:10:49,995 See, Steve, you don't need a watch 1374 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:52,164 to tell you the right thing to do. 1375 01:10:52,456 --> 01:10:55,751 Dudley's got everybody fake celebrating the holidays to win money. 1376 01:10:56,001 --> 01:10:58,337 Maybe I can build some kind of mind ray. 1377 01:10:58,587 --> 01:11:01,090 Not control, but maybe just reprogramming. 1378 01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:03,592 And maybe erasing some of their short-term memory. 1379 01:11:03,842 --> 01:11:05,219 It shouldn't hurt too much. 1380 01:11:05,469 --> 01:11:08,347 Hmm. But maybe you could use an assist. 1381 01:11:08,597 --> 01:11:10,015 This holiday season, 1382 01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:13,185 could I be your unofficial official helper? 1383 01:11:13,435 --> 01:11:15,229 You want to be my helper? 1384 01:11:15,479 --> 01:11:17,273 Santa's my helper? 1385 01:11:17,523 --> 01:11:19,024 Oh, wow! 1386 01:11:19,316 --> 01:11:21,318 Well, I should probably get you an orientation packet, 1387 01:11:21,568 --> 01:11:23,445 -and there will be a strict dress code. -Steve. 1388 01:11:23,737 --> 01:11:26,156 Or how about just a lift back home to shut Dudley's app down 1389 01:11:26,407 --> 01:11:28,659 and remind people to just be good for goodness sake? 1390 01:11:28,909 --> 01:11:30,119 Oh, you better watch out. 1391 01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:31,745 ♪ You better not pout ♪ 1392 01:11:31,996 --> 01:11:35,207 No, watch out. My reindeer are pulling up. 1393 01:11:38,627 --> 01:11:40,629 Wanna go fix the holidays? 1394 01:11:40,879 --> 01:11:41,630 Yes! 1395 01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:47,803 What was that song you were singing? 1396 01:11:48,053 --> 01:11:50,097 "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town." 1397 01:11:50,347 --> 01:11:52,349 -Who sings it? -Everybody. 1398 01:11:52,641 --> 01:11:55,436 Have you never heard any of the Christmas carols people sing about you? 1399 01:11:55,686 --> 01:11:58,397 No. I don't have the Internet. 1400 01:11:58,647 --> 01:12:00,607 And I'm not that self-absorbed. 1401 01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:03,277 Are they good songs? 1402 01:12:03,527 --> 01:12:05,154 What if we change the value of points 1403 01:12:05,612 --> 01:12:08,449 based on how many people are using the app at a certain time? 1404 01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:10,868 We'd call it surge nicing. 1405 01:12:11,118 --> 01:12:12,536 Ethically questionable. 1406 01:12:12,911 --> 01:12:14,705 But business wise, it will make you richer. 1407 01:12:14,955 --> 01:12:17,583 Perfect. L-O-L-O-L-O-L. 1408 01:12:17,833 --> 01:12:18,751 Whoa! 1409 01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:20,461 Stop! 1410 01:12:23,380 --> 01:12:25,716 @steveurkel? And a Bigfoot? 1411 01:12:25,966 --> 01:12:27,384 Hey, I'm Santa! 1412 01:12:27,634 --> 01:12:30,012 Whoa! Santa's a Bigfoot? 1413 01:12:30,262 --> 01:12:32,014 Explosion emoji, man. 1414 01:12:32,264 --> 01:12:33,974 You just disrupted my mind right there. Wow. 1415 01:12:34,224 --> 01:12:36,393 Dudley, we've got to shut the app down. 1416 01:12:36,643 --> 01:12:39,021 We've turned everyone into a bunch of holiday zombies 1417 01:12:39,271 --> 01:12:41,482 that are only pretending to be nice to get a reward. 1418 01:12:41,732 --> 01:12:43,650 I know. I am on the precipice 1419 01:12:43,901 --> 01:12:46,403 of something #epic. 1420 01:12:46,653 --> 01:12:51,367 For a reward, I'm getting people to do whatever I want. 1421 01:12:51,617 --> 01:12:53,660 I can make them be merry if I want. 1422 01:12:53,911 --> 01:12:55,579 But why stop at the holidays? 1423 01:12:55,829 --> 01:12:57,664 I could also tell them what to buy, 1424 01:12:57,915 --> 01:13:00,667 or how to think or how to vote. 1425 01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:03,087 The possibilities are endless. 1426 01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:04,505 Well, aren't we supposed to be 1427 01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,465 disrupting people's lives for the better? 1428 01:13:06,715 --> 01:13:08,509 Uh, yeah. 1429 01:13:08,884 --> 01:13:10,636 And what's better than getting everyone to do what I tell them? 1430 01:13:10,886 --> 01:13:12,137 I'm a genius. 1431 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:13,889 I'm changing the world. 1432 01:13:14,139 --> 01:13:15,432 I'd be like Santa, 1433 01:13:15,682 --> 01:13:17,601 but year around and with way better hair. 1434 01:13:17,851 --> 01:13:21,271 Excuse me? Have you seen these locks? 1435 01:13:21,522 --> 01:13:23,774 What you're doing is nothing like Santa. 1436 01:13:24,024 --> 01:13:26,068 Oh, please. Isn't that what Christmas is? 1437 01:13:26,318 --> 01:13:29,279 You just pretend to be nice to get a dolly or a video game. 1438 01:13:29,530 --> 01:13:32,366 All to please a reclusive, well-resourced mogul 1439 01:13:32,616 --> 01:13:34,493 who lives in a hard-to-reach place. 1440 01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:39,248 Say hey with five "Y"s to your new Santa. 1441 01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:42,209 Oh, no. That's cultural appropriation, honey. 1442 01:13:42,459 --> 01:13:43,877 This is a mistake! 1443 01:13:44,128 --> 01:13:45,462 I want my tech back. 1444 01:13:45,712 --> 01:13:46,880 Uh, remember when I sang you a song 1445 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:48,674 about moving fast and breaking things? 1446 01:13:49,133 --> 01:13:51,176 Well, I've got another song I'd like to sing for you. 1447 01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:54,138 It's called "No Backsies." And a one, a two-- 1448 01:13:54,388 --> 01:13:55,431 No! 1449 01:13:55,889 --> 01:13:57,266 If you're not going to shut it down, 1450 01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:59,726 then I'll have to shut you down. 1451 01:13:59,977 --> 01:14:02,980 You ever see that GIF where someone's like, "Come. Get some." 1452 01:14:03,230 --> 01:14:04,565 I'm about to make one of my own. 1453 01:14:06,650 --> 01:14:08,735 Are you sure about this, Steve? 1454 01:14:08,986 --> 01:14:11,071 You're a little boy, he's a grown adult. 1455 01:14:12,823 --> 01:14:14,199 That escalated quickly. 1456 01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:19,705 Huh? 1457 01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:25,002 Well, I did not see that coming. 1458 01:14:25,377 --> 01:14:27,671 It's how real Gs settle their differences. 1459 01:14:27,921 --> 01:14:31,425 When the "G" stands for genius. 1460 01:14:31,675 --> 01:14:35,512 Seeing as how you're an uninvited guest on my yacht air balloon, 1461 01:14:35,762 --> 01:14:38,348 I'll give you the honor of going first. 1462 01:14:38,599 --> 01:14:39,808 Big mistake. 1463 01:14:42,644 --> 01:14:45,022 People are selfish, @steveurkel. 1464 01:14:45,272 --> 01:14:49,067 They only want to be nice to get something. 1465 01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:51,904 - You are wrong, Dudley! - Whoa! 1466 01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:54,364 Hmm. 1467 01:14:55,282 --> 01:14:56,450 Uh-oh. 1468 01:14:56,700 --> 01:14:57,409 Ah! 1469 01:15:05,584 --> 01:15:06,418 Whoopsie. 1470 01:15:09,379 --> 01:15:10,839 A-ha! 1471 01:15:22,142 --> 01:15:24,728 I'm just making some extra money to get my dad a gift. 1472 01:15:24,978 --> 01:15:26,230 This is better than basketball. 1473 01:15:26,772 --> 01:15:28,524 You want me to celebrate Hanukkah with your robot? 1474 01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:30,025 Donkey cheese. 1475 01:15:33,779 --> 01:15:34,613 What? 1476 01:15:37,658 --> 01:15:39,159 - Ah! - Hey! 1477 01:15:41,036 --> 01:15:41,870 Ho-ho-ho. 1478 01:15:49,253 --> 01:15:52,214 Check and mate. 1479 01:15:55,968 --> 01:15:58,011 Skull emoji. 1480 01:15:59,763 --> 01:16:00,722 Oh. 1481 01:16:00,973 --> 01:16:02,641 Did I do that? 1482 01:16:03,350 --> 01:16:04,601 I think I did. 1483 01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:07,354 Yeah! Oh! 1484 01:16:18,115 --> 01:16:18,949 Uh-oh. 1485 01:16:22,369 --> 01:16:23,912 Oh, no! Please no! 1486 01:16:29,459 --> 01:16:31,128 Well, that doesn't look good. 1487 01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:55,861 Is everyone okay? 1488 01:16:56,111 --> 01:16:57,112 Oh, Santa. 1489 01:16:57,362 --> 01:16:59,615 No, Steve, I'm fine. 1490 01:16:59,865 --> 01:17:02,284 Magical being, remember? 1491 01:17:02,534 --> 01:17:05,287 Dudley, I'm sorry I broke your ship. 1492 01:17:05,537 --> 01:17:07,414 You know, I can work it off to pay you back. 1493 01:17:07,748 --> 01:17:11,627 All the money I made from the Von Durffel app kind of makes us even. 1494 01:17:11,877 --> 01:17:14,046 If you had asked for even a small cut... 1495 01:17:14,296 --> 01:17:15,047 Ow! 1496 01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:16,506 ...you'd be rich. 1497 01:17:16,757 --> 01:17:18,258 But... 1498 01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:21,887 ♪ No backsies That's what I said. No... ♪ 1499 01:17:22,137 --> 01:17:23,847 I forget the rest, but it's really cool. 1500 01:17:24,097 --> 01:17:26,433 I don't invent things to get rich. 1501 01:17:26,683 --> 01:17:29,436 I do it to bring happiness to people. 1502 01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:33,231 ROTFL. 1503 01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:36,151 Happiness is overrated, @steveurkel. 1504 01:17:36,401 --> 01:17:38,862 People have already had a taste of the future, 1505 01:17:39,112 --> 01:17:40,822 and they're not going back. 1506 01:17:41,073 --> 01:17:43,533 This is the future, okay? 1507 01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:45,243 Embrace it. 1508 01:17:45,494 --> 01:17:47,579 Your old ideas about being nice 1509 01:17:47,829 --> 01:17:50,207 have been disrupted by something better, 1510 01:17:50,457 --> 01:17:52,209 by someone better. 1511 01:17:52,459 --> 01:17:54,586 By me! 1512 01:17:56,713 --> 01:17:58,924 What's going on? Did the app crash? 1513 01:17:59,174 --> 01:18:01,009 Will these points count? I need my points! 1514 01:18:02,010 --> 01:18:03,845 Points! 1515 01:18:04,137 --> 01:18:05,931 I can't finish these decorations if I don't have my points. 1516 01:18:06,181 --> 01:18:07,891 Mrs. P, stop! 1517 01:18:08,183 --> 01:18:11,061 You don't need to hang Mr. Kalan's lights for points. 1518 01:18:11,311 --> 01:18:12,145 Yes, I do! 1519 01:18:12,437 --> 01:18:14,189 Why else would I do this? 1520 01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:16,274 Because he's your neighbor. 1521 01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:18,860 And even though you two argue sometimes, 1522 01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:22,864 you worry about him climbing on a ladder because he's so old. 1523 01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:24,491 Hey, words hurt! 1524 01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:29,121 That's not winning you any holiday cheer points. 1525 01:18:29,371 --> 01:18:31,748 Being nice isn't a game to win. 1526 01:18:31,998 --> 01:18:33,417 I see that now. 1527 01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:36,336 The holidays aren't something we do for points. 1528 01:18:36,586 --> 01:18:38,505 Points. 1529 01:18:38,797 --> 01:18:42,134 We celebrate the holidays because it's an excuse to check in on someone 1530 01:18:42,384 --> 01:18:43,427 when they have a bad day 1531 01:18:43,802 --> 01:18:45,679 and offer to take him caroling. 1532 01:18:45,929 --> 01:18:47,973 Being with a friend to celebrate Hanukkah 1533 01:18:48,223 --> 01:18:50,517 because you enjoy each other's company. 1534 01:18:50,767 --> 01:18:53,603 It's not a bunch of empty gestures to win a prize. 1535 01:18:53,854 --> 01:18:55,731 Points? 1536 01:18:55,981 --> 01:18:58,567 It's celebrating each day like a holiday. 1537 01:18:58,817 --> 01:19:01,403 Because the people around us are gifts. 1538 01:19:01,653 --> 01:19:03,029 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1539 01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:04,698 How is he broadcasting from the Von Durffel game? 1540 01:19:04,948 --> 01:19:07,367 Magical being, honey. Boop! 1541 01:19:07,617 --> 01:19:09,870 It's not about proving how good we are, 1542 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:12,456 but recognizing how lucky we are. 1543 01:19:12,706 --> 01:19:14,332 Presents and treats are great, 1544 01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:15,959 but the holidays are a reminder 1545 01:19:16,209 --> 01:19:18,295 of how important we are to one another. 1546 01:19:18,545 --> 01:19:20,797 Wow, you're still corny. 1547 01:19:24,634 --> 01:19:27,804 The nicest thing you can do is to celebrate each other. 1548 01:19:28,054 --> 01:19:30,098 That's why I love December so much. 1549 01:19:30,348 --> 01:19:31,391 Holiday boy! 1550 01:19:31,641 --> 01:19:33,769 Were you about to sing? 1551 01:19:34,019 --> 01:19:35,145 Uh, yes. 1552 01:19:35,395 --> 01:19:37,981 Well, not without me! 1553 01:19:38,231 --> 01:19:39,316 ♪ Driving a bus ♪ 1554 01:19:41,568 --> 01:19:45,030 ♪ Is a hard job ♪ 1555 01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:50,994 ♪ Where I often feel alone ♪ 1556 01:19:52,746 --> 01:19:58,627 ♪ Truth is You lift my spirits ♪ 1557 01:19:58,877 --> 01:20:03,256 ♪ I just wish You were a baritone ♪ 1558 01:20:05,050 --> 01:20:07,135 ♪ I love December ♪ 1559 01:20:07,385 --> 01:20:09,679 ♪ It's a great time of the year ♪ 1560 01:20:09,930 --> 01:20:11,765 ♪ From the first to the 31st ♪ 1561 01:20:12,015 --> 01:20:14,893 ♪ Let's celebrate all the good cheer ♪ 1562 01:20:15,143 --> 01:20:17,395 ♪ We may celebrate different holidays ♪ 1563 01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:19,856 ♪ But December brings us all together ♪ 1564 01:20:20,106 --> 01:20:22,818 ♪ With the shared love of our traditions ♪ 1565 01:20:23,068 --> 01:20:25,320 ♪ And a hatred for cold weather ♪ 1566 01:20:25,570 --> 01:20:27,572 ♪ We love going block to block ♪ 1567 01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:30,325 ♪ To see the neighborhood lights ♪ 1568 01:20:30,575 --> 01:20:32,828 ♪ And caroling door to door ♪ 1569 01:20:33,078 --> 01:20:36,039 ♪ As long as we've got the music rights ♪ 1570 01:20:36,289 --> 01:20:37,916 Oh, he gets to sing? 1571 01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:39,459 No, thank you. 1572 01:20:39,751 --> 01:20:42,504 If I don't get to sing, nobody gets to sing. 1573 01:20:42,754 --> 01:20:44,130 ♪ No backsies ♪ 1574 01:20:44,673 --> 01:20:46,007 Sir, you appear to have a problem. 1575 01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:47,050 Am I off key? 1576 01:20:47,425 --> 01:20:48,844 Enormously so. 1577 01:20:49,427 --> 01:20:50,512 But in your rush to get the Von Durffel game online, 1578 01:20:50,762 --> 01:20:52,138 you moved a little too fast. 1579 01:20:52,389 --> 01:20:53,890 Ugh. What did I break? 1580 01:20:54,140 --> 01:20:55,809 The company. 1581 01:20:56,184 --> 01:20:57,227 The shareholders are meeting right now to vote you out. 1582 01:20:57,561 --> 01:20:59,479 No, they can't do that. 1583 01:21:00,105 --> 01:21:01,606 If you had read the user agreement of your contract, 1584 01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:03,191 you'd see they very much can. 1585 01:21:03,441 --> 01:21:06,903 No one ever reads those! Come on! 1586 01:21:07,153 --> 01:21:11,992 ♪ A Department Store Santa Is more than just a shift ♪ 1587 01:21:12,242 --> 01:21:14,578 ♪ It's seeing the joy on someone's face ♪ 1588 01:21:14,828 --> 01:21:19,958 ♪ When they find that perfect gift ♪ 1589 01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:26,256 ♪ I never thought I was a helmet guy ♪ 1590 01:21:26,506 --> 01:21:32,095 ♪ But I look amazin' ♪ 1591 01:21:32,345 --> 01:21:34,180 ♪ And you must be impressed ♪ 1592 01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:38,727 ♪ Your old man Sounds like T-Pazin ♪ 1593 01:21:38,977 --> 01:21:41,313 It's T-Pain, Dad. 1594 01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:42,856 Who is T-Pazin? 1595 01:21:45,525 --> 01:21:49,905 ♪ Celebrating Hanukkah You help honor my history ♪ 1596 01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:52,699 ♪ And the principles of Kwanzaa ♪ 1597 01:21:52,949 --> 01:21:55,160 ♪ Empower community ♪ 1598 01:21:55,410 --> 01:21:57,787 ♪ The solstice is the time we reflect ♪ 1599 01:21:58,038 --> 01:22:00,540 ♪ While we look forward ♪ 1600 01:22:00,790 --> 01:22:02,959 ♪ Festivus is from a TV show ♪ 1601 01:22:03,209 --> 01:22:04,836 ♪ Does that make it awkward? ♪ 1602 01:22:05,086 --> 01:22:08,048 ♪ Not as long as You love December ♪ 1603 01:22:08,298 --> 01:22:10,216 ♪ And respect that I do, too ♪ 1604 01:22:10,467 --> 01:22:12,427 ♪ It's not just about a Christmas tree ♪ 1605 01:22:12,677 --> 01:22:13,720 ♪ This month's about... ♪ 1606 01:22:14,095 --> 01:22:17,474 I told you, kiddo. You're a gift. 1607 01:22:17,724 --> 01:22:19,309 Thanks, Santa. 1608 01:22:19,559 --> 01:22:21,645 - Hmm. - Aw. 1609 01:22:21,895 --> 01:22:26,066 ♪ ...Thirty-first ♪ 1610 01:22:26,316 --> 01:22:28,401 ♪ Let's celebrate All the good cheer ♪ 1611 01:22:31,696 --> 01:22:33,782 The block looks amazing. 1612 01:22:34,032 --> 01:22:35,575 Is that house decorated for Soyal? 1613 01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:37,744 Wow! 1614 01:22:37,994 --> 01:22:39,746 And there's one for Kwanzaa. 1615 01:22:39,996 --> 01:22:41,665 This is really great. 1616 01:22:41,915 --> 01:22:45,168 It's not complete until you decorate your house. 1617 01:22:45,418 --> 01:22:49,339 It looks like now the whole block is waiting on you. 1618 01:22:49,589 --> 01:22:51,800 Oh, Mrs. Paxson, you silly goose. 1619 01:22:52,050 --> 01:22:53,677 I decorated last March. 1620 01:22:53,927 --> 01:22:56,346 I was just waiting on everybody else. 1621 01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:09,651 I'm really excited about my light display this year. 1622 01:23:09,901 --> 01:23:11,861 I hooked it up to a solar battery 1623 01:23:12,153 --> 01:23:14,531 so you don't have to worry about blowing out the power to the street. 1624 01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:15,865 Unlike last year. 1625 01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:27,377 Did I do that? 1626 01:23:40,598 --> 01:23:42,058 Donkey cheese!