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[grunts in effort]
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-[scream]
-[growls]
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* *
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-Hey, is it just me
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or does the tree house
look... shorter?
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EEP:
Actually, it does.
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-I wonder why.
-Don't look at me.
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Or maybe do.
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My magic is a mystery,
even to me.
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-ALL: Hm...
-You wanna know why?!
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I'll tell you why. With a story!
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-No!
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Wait, actually,
I do wanna hear this story.
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-Good! Now, let me
tell you what happened
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right after
Fun Flam Farm Floop...
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Ah, whatever!
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* Let's live wild,
the world's our own *
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* We built this wheel
now it's gunna roll *
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* You know a spark
becomes a fire wherever we go *
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* Whoa-ho-ho *
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* Stuck together,
stuck, stuck together *
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* It's an evolution
for worse or for better *
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* To find some unity *
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* For all humanity *
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* Because
we're stuck together *
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* In one big family tree *
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* *
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-After you kids
left to find Chunky,
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your parents had the farm
all to themselves.
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-Isn't this nice?
With the kids gone,
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I finally have some free time,
which equals me time.
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-Yeah. Now, I can
run the obstacle course
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without Sandy destroying
all the targets before I can.
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-And I can go
to the warm springs!
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Because I want to,
and I deserve it.
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-[cracks knuckles]
-We can do whatever we want.
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-Ah! Except eat breakfast,
I guess.
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-What's the problem?
-Phil...
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-I agree.
Phil's the problem. Ah!
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-We're waiting
because it's not polite to eat
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until everyone is seated.
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This is my only opportunity
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to have
a civilized adult meal.
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So you're just
going to have to wait.
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-[panting] The wait is over!
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-Finally!
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-That's right. My latest
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and greatest invention
is complete!
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-Whoa!
-Now, follow me!
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-Ah! I'll save you, breakfast!
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[screams]
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GRAN:
And that was the end of Grug.
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I wish!
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It was actually the beginning
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of another Phil fail.
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Or "Philure."
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-You invented a chair?
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-It's not just a chair.
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It's the Betterman
Muscle Massager!
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-Did you say "massage"?
-Indeed!
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Now, relax, my dear,
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and wave goodbye...
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-to your back bothers.
-[shuddering]
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-[chair rattling]
-Well, Hope? What do you think?
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-[voice vibrating]:
Sorry, I can't hear you
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over all this relaxing.
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-[cranks lever]
-[normal voice]: Ah.
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Wow, Phil.
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You really are a genius.
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-No, I'm the genius! Ugga?
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-Care to partake?
-Heh. Why not?
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-[crank, rattling]
-[voice vibrating]: Mm-- Oh!
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Phil, I take back
everything bad
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I've ever said about you.
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This ah-mazing.
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-Of course, it is.
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For I am the greatest inventor
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[echoing]:
who has ever lived!
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[normal voice]:
Before Phil,
or BP as I'm calling it,
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there was only darkness.
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A vast intellectual void
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populated by drooling
cave-dwelling simpletons!
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-[crank]
-And... you ruined it.
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-Let's see if it can
uncoil these springs.
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I'm wound pretty tight.
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-[crank, rattling]
-[shuddering]
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-What do you think?
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-[voice vibrating]:
What do I think of what?
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-Is it on?
-[sighs] Yes, it's on.
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But you probably can't feel
the medicinal vibrations
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through your thick
rhimotherous-like hide.
I'll turn it up.
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-[grunts]
-[crank, rattling]
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-[voice vibrating]:
Still not feeling it.
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And can this thing lean back?
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-It's a chair, not a bed!
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Besides, a chair that
reclines is impossible.
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-[straining, yelping]
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-[cracking]
-Do you feel that?
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-[voice vibrating]:
Feel what?
Maybe it's broken.
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-Grug, no!
You're going to break it!
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-[voice vibrating]:
Sorry, Phil!
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I guess you're bad at chairs!
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-Hm? -[gasps]
-[cracking]
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-[rattling stops]
-[normal voice]:
Pfft. Total bust.
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-[all screaming]
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[crash]
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-[coughing] Is everyone okay?
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-[coughing] More importantly,
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is the Betterman
Muscle Massager okay?
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-[grunts]
"Okay" might be a stretch.
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-My boy! My beautiful boy!
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[sobbing]
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-Phil, is this another
one of your hidden caves?
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-This isn't mycave.
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-It's somebody's cave!
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Or it was.
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* *
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-Based on
the acidity of the ash,
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I estimate this fire burned
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over a thousand moons ago.
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-Mm! I'll take
some of that ash action.
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-And to think,
this rudimentary refuge rests
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just below the tree house.
My temple of progress.
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-Hey, Ugga! Doesn't this
remind you of the fire pit
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-we had in our cave?
-Yeah!
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Only this one's way nicer.
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-Ugh, can you imagine
how difficult and miserable
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life must have been
for these poor,
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primitive cave people?
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-First, ease up
on the cave-bashing.
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And second, they must not
have been thatprimitive.
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They had a chair
just like Phil's.
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PHIL:
Huh...
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Hm...
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Hm again.
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Third and final hm.
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This chair is nothing like mine.
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It may appear similar,
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but the notion
these below-ground barbarians
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engineered a massage chair
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eons before
I did is preposterous!
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Nay, laughable.
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Ha, ha, ha! See?
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-[crank, rattling]
-[vibrating sigh]
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-[vibrating voice]:
You're right, Phil!
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This chair
is nothing like yours
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'cause it works!
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[sighs]
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-[crank]
-Oh! It reclines!
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Ugga! You gotta try this!
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It's sitting, but better!
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-[voice vibrating]:
Oh! It's like my back's
being pummeled
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by a thousand
tiny punch monkeys,
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but in a good way.
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-Ah! Guess you're not
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the greatest inventor
who ever lived, Phil,
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'cause thiswas made
by cave people!
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-I'll never let you go,
massage chair.
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-Massage chair that reclines!
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Phil said only beds do that,
but he was wrong!
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-[growls]
-So, they built a chair
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that massages and reclines.
Big whoop.
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-Well, that's enough
subterranean slumming
for one day.
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If anyone needs me,
I'll be above ground,
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like a civilized human being.
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[struggling]
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As soon as someone
gives me a boost.
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-What are you doing?
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-What does it
look like I'm doing?!
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-Swinging angrily.
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Phil, it's justa chair.
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-Oh, yes. The chair. [scoffs]
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Truth is,
I'd forgotten all about it.
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-Really?
-No!
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Why do you think
I'm swinging angrily?
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-So, some old cave person
had one good idea.
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You've had so many good ideas.
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-Like what? And spare no detail.
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-I'll do you one better.
-Hm?
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-I kinda wrote you
a little song.
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* Because of you
and your machine*
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* Our fresh eggs
are collected *
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* And Betterman Security *
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* Helps keep
our farm protected *
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* Thanks to the pipes
and taps you built*
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* At home, the water gushes *
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* Your outhouse
offers us relief *
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* With just
a few good flushes *
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* So Phil, my dear,
now can't you see *
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* Your worth as a creator? *
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* I even saved
the best for last *
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* Your tree house... *
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* Elevator! *
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-[goat-like scream]
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-Yes! Your song is almost
as brilliant as I am, my dear!
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-[rumbling]
-Hm?
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-Hey, Phil!
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Look who built an elevator
before you did?
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Cave people, that's who!
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[grunts]
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-[dejected sigh]
-So, they invented
an elevator, too.
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It happens. But they definitely
don't have indoor water.
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- And they have indoor water!
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-Cold and hot.
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Ah! Hot! [panting]
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-I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.
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-You okay, Phil?
-Why wouldn't I be?!
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Just because
my greatest achievements
were already achieved
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by some ancient cave cretins?
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Which means
I'm not the greatest inventor
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who ever lived?
[crying]
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-You're forgetting
two important things.
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One, you're Phil Betterman.
And two, you're still alive.
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-Which means Phil Betterman
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can still be the greatest
inventor who ever lived!
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Thank you, Hope,
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for being the fire to my forest!
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-[panting]
-Yeah, not sure
that'sa good thing.
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PHIL:
Since I was a boy,
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I dreamt one day, my ingenuity
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would be put to the test,
Philliam.
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And that day
has finally arrived,
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which means
it's time to consult
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the Betterman
Book of Brilliance,
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a collection
of the greatest ideas
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thismind has ever conceived,
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hidden away from prying eyes.
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Our journey will be long.
And hard.
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But the juice
will most certainly be
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worth the squeeze!
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GRAN:
So, Phil went
to find his doodle book.
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-[grunts] Ow!
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GRAN:
And he brought that stick
he talks to 'cause he's Phil.
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-Ow!
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* *
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[screaming, grunting]
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[screaming]
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[grunting]
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[screaming, grunting]
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[straining]
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-Well, Philliam, we made it.
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And now, a date with destiny.
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[grunts] Behold.
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The Betterman Book of--
[gasps]
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It's gone!
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Some knowledge bandit
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has absconded with my--
Hm...
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* *
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That's right.
I left it on my desk. [sighs]
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Ah, yes, Philliam. The hammock!
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One of my earliest triumphs.
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Snoozing
was never the same.
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The sandal!
A revolution in footwear!
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Only to be bested
by my next brainchild.
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The other sandal!
256
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:48,880
No longer
would feet have to share!
257
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,340
But these are relics.
258
00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:52,842
Souvenirs of a time gone by.
259
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:56,513
And I need something new.
Something exciting!
260
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,181
Something like this!
261
00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,641
* *
262
00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,935
-You've done it again, Phil.
-Correct.
263
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:05,689
And when I reveal it to those
cave crawlers Grug and Ugga,
264
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,733
they'll be forced
to recognize me as the GOAT!
265
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,193
-You wanna be called "Goat"?
266
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,195
I mean,
you probably just have to ask.
267
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:15,657
-No, the G-O-A-T:
Greatest Of All Time.
268
00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,075
Because I am.
269
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:20,036
-Okay... But can't we take
the cave elevator,
270
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:22,455
or do you have to climb down
because you're a goat?
271
00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,416
-I'm not a goat! Forget goats.
272
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,627
And I won't endanger my life
in that death trap.
273
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,587
Now, hold my stroke of genius
274
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,923
while I precariously
lower myself
275
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,758
into this very deep hole.
276
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,593
-[vine snaps]
-[screaming]
277
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,887
-[crash]
-[groans]
278
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,098
-[rattling]
-[happy shuddering]
279
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,350
-Ah, hot!
280
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,768
Aw, hey, Phil.
281
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,021
Back to admit
you got cave crushed?
282
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,732
-We're not here to grovel!
Or relax.
283
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,067
We're here to astonish.
284
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:54,863
Behold the Betterman
Bright Beam!
285
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:58,742
I've used crystal to focus
and intensify light itself.
286
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,161
Darkness is
no match for this marvel.
287
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,580
It's the single
greatest invention
288
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,415
this world has ever seen!
289
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:08,126
-Not bad, but we already have
something just like that.
290
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,004
-Except better.
-You lie!
291
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:15,091
-Ta-da! Let there be light beam.
292
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:18,053
And check this out!
When I want dark, boop!
293
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,430
I can turn it off! See?
294
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:21,931
-[Hope groans]
-On. Off.
295
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,434
-[both groan]
-On. Off. On. Off. On. O--
296
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,270
Ooh! Check this out. Ugga?
297
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,773
Hello, Phil!
Remember when you found out
298
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,691
cave people
are smarter than you?
299
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:35,070
-[imitating Phil]:
Yes, Grug, because that
was today, you chickenseal!
300
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,405
-[normal voice]:
Hey! I'm not a chickenseal!
I'm a man!
301
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,949
[grunting, screaming]
302
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,035
-Okay... Well,
303
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,704
this was fun. Right, Phil?
304
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:47,082
-This... isn't... over!
305
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:50,752
I... shall... prevail!
306
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:54,464
-So, Phil went crawling back
to his lab cave.
307
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,424
-Nice. Enjoying the story, Gran,
308
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,635
'cause it didn't just happen
to us like the last one.
309
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,136
-Not that I expect an answer,
310
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,263
but what does any of this
have to do with the tree house?
311
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:05,892
-Keep your shirt on, no-shirt!
I'm gettin' there!
312
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,435
Phil pulled out his book
313
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,479
of doodads and doodlybops
or whatever
314
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:14,275
to find inspiration for his
next greatest thingamajig.
315
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,903
-Worried about becoming
a bearacuda's lunch?
316
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:20,323
-Now, you can escape
ravenous predators at top speed!
317
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:23,743
Behold, the Betterman
Wheeled Wonder!
318
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,621
-That's great.
If you're alone.
319
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:30,583
-But us cave people know
it's safer to travel in pairs.
320
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,336
[Ugga and Grug laughing]
321
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,838
-That's a great idea!
322
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,007
Why didn't you
think of that, Phil?
323
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,676
-[growls, shouts]
324
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:42,470
- Ugga, you know
we love Gran, right?
325
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,848
-No. Curious to see
where this is going, though.
326
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,850
-But her tooth hygiene is,
327
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,394
let's face it, sub-par.
328
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,812
-[deep laughter]
329
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,565
-Fair point. And I'm still
on board for this journey.
330
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:57,027
-Well, now you can keep your
pearly chompers past childhood.
331
00:12:57,068 --> 00:13:00,780
Thanks to...
the Betterman Tooth Tickler!
332
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:04,909
-[muffled]:
Just brush twice a day
to stop tooth decay!
333
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:09,372
-Well, down in the cave,
we say why brush
334
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,957
when you can buzz?
335
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:14,377
-[buzzing]
-[aggressively brushing]
336
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,297
-Ah! My eyes!
337
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,174
-[Hope straining]
338
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,968
-You've really outdone yourself,
Phil!
339
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:25,221
This is your greatest
[grunts] creation yet!
340
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:29,059
PHIL:
This will secure my legacy
as a trailblazer of technology!
341
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,226
-[loud thud]
-Uh-huh!
342
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,478
Can you please tell me again
343
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,188
why we didn't just
use the elevator?
344
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,733
-As previously stated, I don't
trust that primitive gewgaw
345
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,693
to deliver
this beacon of progress.
346
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,153
-I hate to break it to you,
Phil,
347
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,655
and I'm pretty sure boxes
have already been invented.
348
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,742
-This is no mere box!
349
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:49,913
Behold!
The Betterman Cooling Cabinet!
350
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,082
A container that keeps
its contents cool,
351
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,792
thus eliminating food spoilage.
352
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,878
And if thisdoesn't convince you
I'm the greatest inventor,
353
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,004
nothing will!
354
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,089
-Can you just say he is,
355
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,382
so we can all
move on with our lives
356
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,008
and I can go
to the warm springs?
357
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:05,178
-I wish I could, Hope.
Actually, I don't, 'cause Phil.
358
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,722
And I can't 'cause
we've got one of those, too.
359
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,265
-What? Impossible!
360
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,518
-Where do you think
I got this ice from?
361
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,311
-It makes ice? Here?
362
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,896
-[clattering]
-On its own?
363
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,398
-Sure. Yours doesn't?
364
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:19,234
-Face it, Phil. All the stuff
you think you invented
365
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,320
was already invented
a long time ago.
366
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,864
By cave people. Mypeople!
367
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:28,326
Which means I pretty much
invented everything down here.
368
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,246
Which means I'm a better
inventioner than you!
369
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,832
Which means I'm
the greatest inventioner ever!
370
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,543
-Uh, Grug.
I don't think that's a word.
Or how it works.
371
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,170
-Sure, it is because
I just inventionered it.
372
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,964
-No. This can't be!
373
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,966
It's like the world
is upside down.
374
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,135
Empty is full!
Failure is success!
375
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,762
Throw-go-nut is no-go-nut! Why?
376
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,265
-Why?!
-Maybe you should lie down.
377
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,975
-Or try out the cave bubble tub.
378
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,476
It's like warm springs
only better.
379
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,311
-Warm springs?
Only better? Where?
380
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,273
-Right over... there.
-There, there, Phil.
381
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,650
You just feel bad
because you're a failure.
382
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,403
But I know exactly what
you need to feel better.
383
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:06,114
-Massage chair!
-[Phil grunts]
384
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,115
[crank, rattling]
385
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,616
-[voice vibrating]:
No...
386
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,286
My back never felt better!
387
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,788
-Mm...
-You're welcome!
388
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,586
-[breeze blowing]
-Betterment Book of Brilliance?
389
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:23,423
Ugh, more like
Betterman Book of... uh...
390
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,468
Ah, I can't even insult
my own work properly!
391
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,386
Well, I guess
the only thing left to do
392
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:32,432
is burn this carcass
of unremarkable contrivances.
393
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:33,641
[grunting]
394
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:40,148
Philliam.
Do you know what this is?
395
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,275
What? No.
396
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,903
My chili recipe's in
the Betterman Book of Beef.
397
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,529
That's where
I keep my meat recipes
398
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,448
and a list of grievances. No.
399
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:51,159
Thisis far more important.
400
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:54,454
Thisis my salvation!
401
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:58,500
[echoing maniacal laughter]
402
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,628
[wheezing]
403
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:05,298
-[water flowing, bubbling]
-Hm... Ah...
404
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:09,260
-I'm just glad to see you
finally embracing caves.
405
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,470
-If you can't beat 'em,
406
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,847
take advantage
of their sweet hot tub.
407
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,100
-Hot tub! That's a good name.
408
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,810
I could see that sticking.
409
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,311
Feel bad for Phil, though.
410
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,689
Must be hard to be upstaged
by an ancient civilization.
411
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,899
Especially 'cause
it's in his own backyard.
412
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:26,361
-Or under it. Ouch.
-I'm not worried about Phil
413
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,196
'cause I never worry about Phil!
414
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,323
-I'm sure he'll be fine.
-Of course!
415
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,867
I mean, Phil has gone
to dark places before,
416
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,661
but he's always crawled out.
417
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,831
[Phil grunting]
418
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,833
[clang]
419
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,376
-It's like they say, Philliam.
420
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,878
If you can't beat them,
dig a tunnel around their cave,
421
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,506
plant a series
of explosive devices,
and destroy it.
422
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,426
* *
423
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,928
-[grunting] Uh...
-[clank, crumbling]
424
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,681
[coughing]
425
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,016
What?
426
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:59,644
Preexisting network
of tunnels? Gah!
427
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,355
Why can't I be first
at doing anything?!
428
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:05,025
GRUG:
Whoa. Check this out!
429
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,359
It's like Glowshine Lake,
430
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,112
but in a cave,
so it's way better!
431
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:12,449
UGGA: You know, I could really
see myself living in this cave.
432
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,451
-I could see myself
dying in here
433
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,411
'cause I never wanna leave.
434
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,705
-I could never
say this in front of Phil,
435
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:23,251
but this cave really does have
everything you could ever need.
436
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,004
-And soon,
it will have a pile of rocks
437
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,423
where everything used to be.
438
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,301
That's it, Philliam.
We've rigged
439
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,094
all the tunnels for destruction!
440
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:36,890
Now, the hard part.
Extricating
those tunnel traitors.
441
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,808
[straining]
442
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:42,062
Actually, turning around
in this tunnel seems
to be the hard part.
443
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:45,899
[grunting]
444
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,818
[straining] Oh! At last.
[gasps]
445
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:52,238
Hm. I don't recall
a giant fan being there.
446
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,532
Must have gotten
my vines crossed.
447
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,493
-[water bubbling]
-Yep, the cave is pretty great.
448
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,870
But the truth is,
I love the tree house.
449
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:02,749
And this is still a cave.
A hot, musty cave.
450
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,751
I think I'm gonna
go get some fresh air.
451
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,379
-Is thisfresh enough for you?
[grunts]
452
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,339
-[whirring]
-[Phil gasps]
453
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:10,799
-That's not good.
454
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,093
[grunting, straining]
455
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,260
[wheezing]:
And that's even worse.
456
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,346
-I'm not feeling any air, Grug!
457
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,598
-Huh, I don't get it.
It was working earlier.
458
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,267
Maybe I just need to pull
this lever a bunch of times.
459
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,727
[grunting]
460
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,104
[air blasting]
461
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,355
-Hold on, Philliam!
462
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:28,233
The winds of change are upon us!
463
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:33,238
-[wind blasting]
-[screaming]
464
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,572
-[grunting]
-[cranking]
465
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,199
-Grug! It's obviously broken.
466
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,576
-Ah, but maybe I'll fix it
467
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,287
by pulling the lever
way too many times.
468
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,331
-[grunting]
-[cranking]
469
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,625
-Well, I've had
enough cave for one day.
470
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,335
I'm gonna go check on Phil.
471
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,795
-[Phil screaming]
-Phil?
472
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:52,966
-[crashing, thudding]
-[Phil screaming, grunting]
473
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,175
-Phil!
-[wind blowing]
474
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:57,387
-Ah. Fresh, cool air.
Told you I'd fix it.
475
00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:59,889
-Why were you in the wall?
And what is that?
476
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,558
-Phil, I know
you're trying to prove
477
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,518
you're the greatest
inventor of all time,
478
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,271
but the stick of sounds
has already been invented.
479
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,732
-[stick belches]
-Ha, ha, ha! Best thing ever!
480
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:12,444
-This isn't a stick of sounds!
It's a detonator!
481
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,737
And when I push this button,
482
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,531
the cocobooms
I've planted will explode,
483
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,034
destroying this cave
and everything in it!
484
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,495
-[click, goat-like scream]
-[laughs] Gets me every time!
485
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,581
Wait, did you just say
you were gonna blow up the cave?
486
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,166
-And everything in it!
487
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,835
-So, say your goodbyes and--
-HOPE: Not the hot tub, Phil!
488
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,003
Not on my watch.
489
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,129
-Give me the detonator, Hope!
490
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,505
-I don't have it!
491
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,466
-Now, Ugga, be reasonable...
492
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,384
-Said the guy who's about
to blow up the cave
493
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:39,346
because he's jealous!
And I don't have it either.
494
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:40,638
PHIL: Grug!
495
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,016
[deliberate]:
You're going to give me that
496
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,559
because my voice
497
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,144
is molding your mind.
498
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,937
-Sure. Here you go.
-Grug!
499
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,356
-I mean, no way!
500
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,816
You'll never get this from me,
even if you talk to me!
501
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:52,901
[grunts]
502
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:54,736
-Hm?
503
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,574
Ha! Thank you, Grug.
504
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,909
-[disappointed sighs]
-Now,
505
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,619
what was I doing
before all this commotion?
506
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,955
Ah, yes.
Blowing up the cave!
507
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:09,542
-Which means it's time to go.
Everyone out.
-[Hope sighs]
508
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,420
-Wait! Phil! Look!
509
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:15,215
I think these are the people
who lived in this cave.
510
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,883
-And why would
I want to look at that?
511
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:20,053
-Because they look
exactly like you, Phil.
512
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,346
-Yeah. [shudders]
513
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,181
* *
514
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:26,393
[Grug continues shuddering]
515
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,562
-Do you know what this means?
516
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:33,066
-Yeah!
These cave people were uuug-ly!
517
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,068
-No, you grunt geyser.
518
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,529
It means the people who lived
in this cave were Bettermans!
519
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,031
Which means those inventions
520
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,574
are actually mine!
521
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,535
-Not sure
that's how it works, Phil.
522
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,453
-I don't know why I'm surprised.
523
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:46,746
It makes perfect sense
524
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,498
I'd be the descendant
of brilliance.
525
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,500
Genius is a dominant trait,
after all.
526
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,378
And to think
I was going to destroy
527
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,672
this monument
to human ful-Phil-ment!
528
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:57,132
Spelled with my name, of course.
529
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,884
-Yeah! Like this stick
that makes funny noises.
530
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,178
-[click, distant explosion]
-Ah, it's broken.
531
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,596
-[gasps]
-[click, airhorn blows]
532
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,598
-It's not broken because
533
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,101
it's not the stick of sounds!
It's the detonator!
534
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,394
[crumbling]
535
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,562
Run!
536
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:14,441
[all panting, yelling]
537
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,818
[screaming]
538
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:17,944
[rumbling]
539
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,946
[screaming]
540
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:23,158
[slow motion screaming]
541
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,368
[normal screaming]
542
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:29,247
[all groaning]
543
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,457
[gasps]
544
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,584
-Phil! You blew up the cave!
545
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,793
-Technically, Grug did,
546
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:35,462
but now's
not the time to point fingers
547
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,464
because it's possible
the cave might still be--
548
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,466
-[all scream]
-[crumbling]
549
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,760
-Bye-bye, massage chair.
550
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,261
-So long, ice machine.
551
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,888
-Farewell, hot tub.
552
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,599
You were the warm springs
of my heart.
553
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,392
-Aw...
554
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:52,729
-Phil, I'm really sorry
your ancestral cave is gone.
555
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,147
-Even though
it's all your fault.
556
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:57,650
-The good news is the tree house
is still standing tall.
557
00:21:57,692 --> 00:21:59,319
-[rumbling]
-Hm?
558
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:00,487
[loud crash]
559
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,614
Okay. Well, still standing.
560
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,617
[deep growling]
561
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,619
[nervous laugh]
562
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,663
-And that'swhat happened
to the tree house.
563
00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,415
-Hmm...
-Wow.
564
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,167
Now, that'sa story!
565
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:17,170
-Hang on, Gran.
You weren't with us when
we went to get Chunky.
566
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,798
-And you weren't here
when we discovered that cave.
567
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,258
-Yeah. So, how do
you know these stories?
568
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,885
[guffawing]
569
00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:26,346
[giggles]
570
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:27,889
[giggling]
571
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,432
[screaming]
572
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:32,060
[laughing]
573
00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:33,853
-Good questions.
574
00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:36,690
And the answers
you seek can be found...
575
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:38,775
in another story!
576
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:41,277
-Many moons ago...
-GUY: No--
577
00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:44,572
* *