1 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:07,549 [grunts in effort] 2 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:08,675 -[scream] -[growls] 3 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:11,970 * * 4 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,430 -Hey, is it just me 5 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:16,182 or does the tree house look... shorter? 6 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:17,851 EEP: Actually, it does. 7 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:20,437 -I wonder why. -Don't look at me. 8 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:21,855 Or maybe do. 9 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:24,190 My magic is a mystery, even to me. 10 00:00:24,232 --> 00:00:26,067 -ALL: Hm... -You wanna know why?! 11 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,570 I'll tell you why. With a story! 12 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:30,530 -No! 13 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,907 Wait, actually, I do wanna hear this story. 14 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:35,368 -Good! Now, let me tell you what happened 15 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:38,621 right after Fun Flam Farm Floop... 16 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:40,623 Ah, whatever! 17 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:43,543 * Let's live wild, the world's our own * 18 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:46,212 * We built this wheel now it's gunna roll * 19 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:50,467 * You know a spark becomes a fire wherever we go * 20 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:53,219 * Whoa-ho-ho * 21 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:55,430 * Stuck together, stuck, stuck together * 22 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:58,725 * It's an evolution for worse or for better * 23 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:01,436 * To find some unity * 24 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:04,314 * For all humanity * 25 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:06,232 * Because we're stuck together * 26 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:08,443 * In one big family tree * 27 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:11,571 * * 28 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:14,282 -After you kids left to find Chunky, 29 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:18,078 your parents had the farm all to themselves. 30 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:20,538 -Isn't this nice? With the kids gone, 31 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:23,667 I finally have some free time, which equals me time. 32 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:25,752 -Yeah. Now, I can run the obstacle course 33 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:28,254 without Sandy destroying all the targets before I can. 34 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:30,173 -And I can go to the warm springs! 35 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,258 Because I want to, and I deserve it. 36 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:34,386 -[cracks knuckles] -We can do whatever we want. 37 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:37,055 -Ah! Except eat breakfast, I guess. 38 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,057 -What's the problem? -Phil... 39 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,184 -I agree. Phil's the problem. Ah! 40 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,687 -We're waiting because it's not polite to eat 41 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:44,938 until everyone is seated. 42 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,439 This is my only opportunity 43 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,608 to have a civilized adult meal. 44 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,276 So you're just going to have to wait. 45 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:52,612 -[panting] The wait is over! 46 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,280 -Finally! 47 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:55,615 -That's right. My latest 48 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,409 and greatest invention is complete! 49 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:58,993 -Whoa! -Now, follow me! 50 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:01,079 -Ah! I'll save you, breakfast! 51 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,205 [screams] 52 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,499 GRAN: And that was the end of Grug. 53 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:05,417 I wish! 54 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,460 It was actually the beginning 55 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:09,087 of another Phil fail. 56 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,714 Or "Philure." 57 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:12,132 -You invented a chair? 58 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:13,633 -It's not just a chair. 59 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,552 It's the Betterman Muscle Massager! 60 00:02:15,593 --> 00:02:18,888 -Did you say "massage"? -Indeed! 61 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:21,349 Now, relax, my dear, 62 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,727 and wave goodbye... 63 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:25,395 -to your back bothers. -[shuddering] 64 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:28,148 -[chair rattling] -Well, Hope? What do you think? 65 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:30,316 -[voice vibrating]: Sorry, I can't hear you 66 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:33,028 over all this relaxing. 67 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:34,946 -[cranks lever] -[normal voice]: Ah. 68 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,948 Wow, Phil. 69 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,868 You really are a genius. 70 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:42,662 -No, I'm the genius! Ugga? 71 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:45,540 -Care to partake? -Heh. Why not? 72 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:48,001 -[crank, rattling] -[voice vibrating]: Mm-- Oh! 73 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,919 Phil, I take back everything bad 74 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,212 I've ever said about you. 75 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,006 This ah-mazing. 76 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,382 -Of course, it is. 77 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:57,302 For I am the greatest inventor 78 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,596 [echoing]: who has ever lived! 79 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:02,432 [normal voice]: Before Phil, or BP as I'm calling it, 80 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:03,683 there was only darkness. 81 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,685 A vast intellectual void 82 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:09,356 populated by drooling cave-dwelling simpletons! 83 00:03:09,397 --> 00:03:11,608 -[crank] -And... you ruined it. 84 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:14,402 -Let's see if it can uncoil these springs. 85 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,154 I'm wound pretty tight. 86 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,198 -[crank, rattling] -[shuddering] 87 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:19,449 -What do you think? 88 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:20,700 -[voice vibrating]: What do I think of what? 89 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,911 -Is it on? -[sighs] Yes, it's on. 90 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:25,163 But you probably can't feel the medicinal vibrations 91 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,667 through your thick rhimotherous-like hide. I'll turn it up. 92 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,293 -[grunts] -[crank, rattling] 93 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,503 -[voice vibrating]: Still not feeling it. 94 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:32,962 And can this thing lean back? 95 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,256 -It's a chair, not a bed! 96 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:38,426 Besides, a chair that reclines is impossible. 97 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,053 -[straining, yelping] 98 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,097 -[cracking] -Do you feel that? 99 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:45,100 -[voice vibrating]: Feel what? Maybe it's broken. 100 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,643 -Grug, no! You're going to break it! 101 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,061 -[voice vibrating]: Sorry, Phil! 102 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,437 I guess you're bad at chairs! 103 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,898 -Hm? -[gasps] -[cracking] 104 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,734 -[rattling stops] -[normal voice]: Pfft. Total bust. 105 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,194 -[all screaming] 106 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,195 [crash] 107 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:00,073 -[coughing] Is everyone okay? 108 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:02,283 -[coughing] More importantly, 109 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,369 is the Betterman Muscle Massager okay? 110 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,914 -[grunts] "Okay" might be a stretch. 111 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,959 -My boy! My beautiful boy! 112 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,961 [sobbing] 113 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,839 -Phil, is this another one of your hidden caves? 114 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,091 -This isn't mycave. 115 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,093 -It's somebody's cave! 116 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,095 Or it was. 117 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:24,472 * * 118 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,016 -Based on the acidity of the ash, 119 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,267 I estimate this fire burned 120 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,144 over a thousand moons ago. 121 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:32,313 -Mm! I'll take some of that ash action. 122 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,816 -And to think, this rudimentary refuge rests 123 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:37,902 just below the tree house. My temple of progress. 124 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,530 -Hey, Ugga! Doesn't this remind you of the fire pit 125 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,490 -we had in our cave? -Yeah! 126 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:45,660 Only this one's way nicer. 127 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:49,330 -Ugh, can you imagine how difficult and miserable 128 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,458 life must have been for these poor, 129 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:52,792 primitive cave people? 130 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,919 -First, ease up on the cave-bashing. 131 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,505 And second, they must not have been thatprimitive. 132 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,966 They had a chair just like Phil's. 133 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,634 PHIL: Huh... 134 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,011 Hm... 135 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,597 Hm again. 136 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,017 Third and final hm. 137 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,935 This chair is nothing like mine. 138 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,312 It may appear similar, 139 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:15,231 but the notion these below-ground barbarians 140 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:16,441 engineered a massage chair 141 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,860 eons before I did is preposterous! 142 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:20,028 Nay, laughable. 143 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,654 Ha, ha, ha! See? 144 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,990 -[crank, rattling] -[vibrating sigh] 145 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,784 -[vibrating voice]: You're right, Phil! 146 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:28,286 This chair is nothing like yours 147 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,871 'cause it works! 148 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,122 [sighs] 149 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,042 -[crank] -Oh! It reclines! 150 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,086 Ugga! You gotta try this! 151 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,129 It's sitting, but better! 152 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,674 -[voice vibrating]: Oh! It's like my back's being pummeled 153 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:43,218 by a thousand tiny punch monkeys, 154 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:44,511 but in a good way. 155 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:46,304 -Ah! Guess you're not 156 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,598 the greatest inventor who ever lived, Phil, 157 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,518 'cause thiswas made by cave people! 158 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:55,188 -I'll never let you go, massage chair. 159 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,774 -Massage chair that reclines! 160 00:05:57,816 --> 00:06:01,486 Phil said only beds do that, but he was wrong! 161 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,279 -[growls] -So, they built a chair 162 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:06,032 that massages and reclines. Big whoop. 163 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:09,661 -Well, that's enough subterranean slumming for one day. 164 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,788 If anyone needs me, I'll be above ground, 165 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,748 like a civilized human being. 166 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,292 [struggling] 167 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,545 As soon as someone gives me a boost. 168 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,510 -What are you doing? 169 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,095 -What does it look like I'm doing?! 170 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,513 -Swinging angrily. 171 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,682 Phil, it's justa chair. 172 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,810 -Oh, yes. The chair. [scoffs] 173 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:36,396 Truth is, I'd forgotten all about it. 174 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:37,647 -Really? -No! 175 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,858 Why do you think I'm swinging angrily? 176 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:44,195 -So, some old cave person had one good idea. 177 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,364 You've had so many good ideas. 178 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,159 -Like what? And spare no detail. 179 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,493 -I'll do you one better. -Hm? 180 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:53,788 -I kinda wrote you a little song. 181 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,415 * Because of you and your machine* 182 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,833 * Our fresh eggs are collected * 183 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,501 * And Betterman Security * 184 00:06:58,543 --> 00:06:59,961 * Helps keep our farm protected * 185 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,504 * Thanks to the pipes and taps you built* 186 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:02,839 * At home, the water gushes * 187 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:04,507 * Your outhouse offers us relief * 188 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,176 * With just a few good flushes * 189 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:07,844 * So Phil, my dear, now can't you see * 190 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,554 * Your worth as a creator? * 191 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:13,141 * I even saved the best for last * 192 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:16,186 * Your tree house... * 193 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:19,439 * Elevator! * 194 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,066 -[goat-like scream] 195 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:26,571 -Yes! Your song is almost as brilliant as I am, my dear! 196 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,573 -[rumbling] -Hm? 197 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:29,741 -Hey, Phil! 198 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,535 Look who built an elevator before you did? 199 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,537 Cave people, that's who! 200 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,247 [grunts] 201 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:39,626 -[dejected sigh] -So, they invented an elevator, too. 202 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:43,129 It happens. But they definitely don't have indoor water. 203 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,383 - And they have indoor water! 204 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,510 -Cold and hot. 205 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,720 Ah! Hot! [panting] 206 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:53,556 -I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. 207 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,558 -You okay, Phil? -Why wouldn't I be?! 208 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,645 Just because my greatest achievements were already achieved 209 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,563 by some ancient cave cretins? 210 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,774 Which means I'm not the greatest inventor 211 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,651 who ever lived? [crying] 212 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:07,153 -You're forgetting two important things. 213 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:11,408 One, you're Phil Betterman. And two, you're still alive. 214 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,702 -Which means Phil Betterman 215 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:17,080 can still be the greatest inventor who ever lived! 216 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,248 Thank you, Hope, 217 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:21,126 for being the fire to my forest! 218 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:25,255 -[panting] -Yeah, not sure that'sa good thing. 219 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:26,423 PHIL: Since I was a boy, 220 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:28,925 I dreamt one day, my ingenuity 221 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:31,511 would be put to the test, Philliam. 222 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:32,887 And that day has finally arrived, 223 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,764 which means it's time to consult 224 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,474 the Betterman Book of Brilliance, 225 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,934 a collection of the greatest ideas 226 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:40,020 thismind has ever conceived, 227 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:42,647 hidden away from prying eyes. 228 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,108 Our journey will be long. And hard. 229 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,569 But the juice will most certainly be 230 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,696 worth the squeeze! 231 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:52,115 GRAN: So, Phil went to find his doodle book. 232 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:53,908 -[grunts] Ow! 233 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,369 GRAN: And he brought that stick he talks to 'cause he's Phil. 234 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:57,537 -Ow! 235 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,539 * * 236 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,750 [screaming, grunting] 237 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,293 [screaming] 238 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,794 [grunting] 239 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:07,088 [screaming, grunting] 240 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,883 [straining] 241 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:12,302 -Well, Philliam, we made it. 242 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:15,388 And now, a date with destiny. 243 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,640 [grunts] Behold. 244 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,310 The Betterman Book of-- [gasps] 245 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,561 It's gone! 246 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,813 Some knowledge bandit 247 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,857 has absconded with my-- Hm... 248 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:27,901 * * 249 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:31,613 That's right. I left it on my desk. [sighs] 250 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,448 Ah, yes, Philliam. The hammock! 251 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,908 One of my earliest triumphs. 252 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,285 Snoozing was never the same. 253 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,996 The sandal! A revolution in footwear! 254 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:43,416 Only to be bested by my next brainchild. 255 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,959 The other sandal! 256 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:48,880 No longer would feet have to share! 257 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,340 But these are relics. 258 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:52,842 Souvenirs of a time gone by. 259 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:56,513 And I need something new. Something exciting! 260 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,181 Something like this! 261 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,641 * * 262 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,935 -You've done it again, Phil. -Correct. 263 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:05,689 And when I reveal it to those cave crawlers Grug and Ugga, 264 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,733 they'll be forced to recognize me as the GOAT! 265 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,193 -You wanna be called "Goat"? 266 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,195 I mean, you probably just have to ask. 267 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:15,657 -No, the G-O-A-T: Greatest Of All Time. 268 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,075 Because I am. 269 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:20,036 -Okay... But can't we take the cave elevator, 270 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:22,455 or do you have to climb down because you're a goat? 271 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,416 -I'm not a goat! Forget goats. 272 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,627 And I won't endanger my life in that death trap. 273 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,587 Now, hold my stroke of genius 274 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,923 while I precariously lower myself 275 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,758 into this very deep hole. 276 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,593 -[vine snaps] -[screaming] 277 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,887 -[crash] -[groans] 278 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,098 -[rattling] -[happy shuddering] 279 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,350 -Ah, hot! 280 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,768 Aw, hey, Phil. 281 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,021 Back to admit you got cave crushed? 282 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,732 -We're not here to grovel! Or relax. 283 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,067 We're here to astonish. 284 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:54,863 Behold the Betterman Bright Beam! 285 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:58,742 I've used crystal to focus and intensify light itself. 286 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,161 Darkness is no match for this marvel. 287 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,580 It's the single greatest invention 288 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,415 this world has ever seen! 289 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:08,126 -Not bad, but we already have something just like that. 290 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,004 -Except better. -You lie! 291 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:15,091 -Ta-da! Let there be light beam. 292 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:18,053 And check this out! When I want dark, boop! 293 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,430 I can turn it off! See? 294 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:21,931 -[Hope groans] -On. Off. 295 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,434 -[both groan] -On. Off. On. Off. On. O-- 296 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,270 Ooh! Check this out. Ugga? 297 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,773 Hello, Phil! Remember when you found out 298 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,691 cave people are smarter than you? 299 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:35,070 -[imitating Phil]: Yes, Grug, because that was today, you chickenseal! 300 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,405 -[normal voice]: Hey! I'm not a chickenseal! I'm a man! 301 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,949 [grunting, screaming] 302 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,035 -Okay... Well, 303 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,704 this was fun. Right, Phil? 304 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:47,082 -This... isn't... over! 305 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:50,752 I... shall... prevail! 306 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:54,464 -So, Phil went crawling back to his lab cave. 307 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,424 -Nice. Enjoying the story, Gran, 308 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,635 'cause it didn't just happen to us like the last one. 309 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,136 -Not that I expect an answer, 310 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,263 but what does any of this have to do with the tree house? 311 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:05,892 -Keep your shirt on, no-shirt! I'm gettin' there! 312 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,435 Phil pulled out his book 313 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,479 of doodads and doodlybops or whatever 314 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:14,275 to find inspiration for his next greatest thingamajig. 315 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,903 -Worried about becoming a bearacuda's lunch? 316 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:20,323 -Now, you can escape ravenous predators at top speed! 317 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:23,743 Behold, the Betterman Wheeled Wonder! 318 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,621 -That's great. If you're alone. 319 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:30,583 -But us cave people know it's safer to travel in pairs. 320 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,336 [Ugga and Grug laughing] 321 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,838 -That's a great idea! 322 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,007 Why didn't you think of that, Phil? 323 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,676 -[growls, shouts] 324 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:42,470 - Ugga, you know we love Gran, right? 325 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,848 -No. Curious to see where this is going, though. 326 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,850 -But her tooth hygiene is, 327 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,394 let's face it, sub-par. 328 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,812 -[deep laughter] 329 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,565 -Fair point. And I'm still on board for this journey. 330 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:57,027 -Well, now you can keep your pearly chompers past childhood. 331 00:12:57,068 --> 00:13:00,780 Thanks to... the Betterman Tooth Tickler! 332 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:04,909 -[muffled]: Just brush twice a day to stop tooth decay! 333 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:09,372 -Well, down in the cave, we say why brush 334 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,957 when you can buzz? 335 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:14,377 -[buzzing] -[aggressively brushing] 336 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,297 -Ah! My eyes! 337 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,174 -[Hope straining] 338 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,968 -You've really outdone yourself, Phil! 339 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:25,221 This is your greatest [grunts] creation yet! 340 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:29,059 PHIL: This will secure my legacy as a trailblazer of technology! 341 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,226 -[loud thud] -Uh-huh! 342 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,478 Can you please tell me again 343 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,188 why we didn't just use the elevator? 344 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,733 -As previously stated, I don't trust that primitive gewgaw 345 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,693 to deliver this beacon of progress. 346 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,153 -I hate to break it to you, Phil, 347 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,655 and I'm pretty sure boxes have already been invented. 348 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,742 -This is no mere box! 349 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:49,913 Behold! The Betterman Cooling Cabinet! 350 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,082 A container that keeps its contents cool, 351 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,792 thus eliminating food spoilage. 352 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,878 And if thisdoesn't convince you I'm the greatest inventor, 353 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,004 nothing will! 354 00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,089 -Can you just say he is, 355 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,382 so we can all move on with our lives 356 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,008 and I can go to the warm springs? 357 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:05,178 -I wish I could, Hope. Actually, I don't, 'cause Phil. 358 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,722 And I can't 'cause we've got one of those, too. 359 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,265 -What? Impossible! 360 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,518 -Where do you think I got this ice from? 361 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,311 -It makes ice? Here? 362 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,896 -[clattering] -On its own? 363 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,398 -Sure. Yours doesn't? 364 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:19,234 -Face it, Phil. All the stuff you think you invented 365 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,320 was already invented a long time ago. 366 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,864 By cave people. Mypeople! 367 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:28,326 Which means I pretty much invented everything down here. 368 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,246 Which means I'm a better inventioner than you! 369 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,832 Which means I'm the greatest inventioner ever! 370 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,543 -Uh, Grug. I don't think that's a word. Or how it works. 371 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,170 -Sure, it is because I just inventionered it. 372 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,964 -No. This can't be! 373 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,966 It's like the world is upside down. 374 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,135 Empty is full! Failure is success! 375 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,762 Throw-go-nut is no-go-nut! Why? 376 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,265 -Why?! -Maybe you should lie down. 377 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,975 -Or try out the cave bubble tub. 378 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,476 It's like warm springs only better. 379 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,311 -Warm springs? Only better? Where? 380 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,273 -Right over... there. -There, there, Phil. 381 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,650 You just feel bad because you're a failure. 382 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,403 But I know exactly what you need to feel better. 383 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:06,114 -Massage chair! -[Phil grunts] 384 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,115 [crank, rattling] 385 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,616 -[voice vibrating]: No... 386 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,286 My back never felt better! 387 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,788 -Mm... -You're welcome! 388 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,586 -[breeze blowing] -Betterment Book of Brilliance? 389 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:23,423 Ugh, more like Betterman Book of... uh... 390 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,468 Ah, I can't even insult my own work properly! 391 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,386 Well, I guess the only thing left to do 392 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:32,432 is burn this carcass of unremarkable contrivances. 393 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:33,641 [grunting] 394 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:40,148 Philliam. Do you know what this is? 395 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,275 What? No. 396 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,903 My chili recipe's in the Betterman Book of Beef. 397 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,529 That's where I keep my meat recipes 398 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,448 and a list of grievances. No. 399 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:51,159 Thisis far more important. 400 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:54,454 Thisis my salvation! 401 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:58,500 [echoing maniacal laughter] 402 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,628 [wheezing] 403 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:05,298 -[water flowing, bubbling] -Hm... Ah... 404 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:09,260 -I'm just glad to see you finally embracing caves. 405 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,470 -If you can't beat 'em, 406 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,847 take advantage of their sweet hot tub. 407 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,100 -Hot tub! That's a good name. 408 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,810 I could see that sticking. 409 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,311 Feel bad for Phil, though. 410 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,689 Must be hard to be upstaged by an ancient civilization. 411 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,899 Especially 'cause it's in his own backyard. 412 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:26,361 -Or under it. Ouch. -I'm not worried about Phil 413 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,196 'cause I never worry about Phil! 414 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,323 -I'm sure he'll be fine. -Of course! 415 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,867 I mean, Phil has gone to dark places before, 416 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,661 but he's always crawled out. 417 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,831 [Phil grunting] 418 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,833 [clang] 419 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,376 -It's like they say, Philliam. 420 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,878 If you can't beat them, dig a tunnel around their cave, 421 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,506 plant a series of explosive devices, and destroy it. 422 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,426 * * 423 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,928 -[grunting] Uh... -[clank, crumbling] 424 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,681 [coughing] 425 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,016 What? 426 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:59,644 Preexisting network of tunnels? Gah! 427 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,355 Why can't I be first at doing anything?! 428 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:05,025 GRUG: Whoa. Check this out! 429 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,359 It's like Glowshine Lake, 430 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,112 but in a cave, so it's way better! 431 00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:12,449 UGGA: You know, I could really see myself living in this cave. 432 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,451 -I could see myself dying in here 433 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,411 'cause I never wanna leave. 434 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,705 -I could never say this in front of Phil, 435 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:23,251 but this cave really does have everything you could ever need. 436 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,004 -And soon, it will have a pile of rocks 437 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,423 where everything used to be. 438 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,301 That's it, Philliam. We've rigged 439 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,094 all the tunnels for destruction! 440 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:36,890 Now, the hard part. Extricating those tunnel traitors. 441 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,808 [straining] 442 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:42,062 Actually, turning around in this tunnel seems to be the hard part. 443 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:45,899 [grunting] 444 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,818 [straining] Oh! At last. [gasps] 445 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:52,238 Hm. I don't recall a giant fan being there. 446 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,532 Must have gotten my vines crossed. 447 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,493 -[water bubbling] -Yep, the cave is pretty great. 448 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,870 But the truth is, I love the tree house. 449 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:02,749 And this is still a cave. A hot, musty cave. 450 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,751 I think I'm gonna go get some fresh air. 451 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,379 -Is thisfresh enough for you? [grunts] 452 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,339 -[whirring] -[Phil gasps] 453 00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:10,799 -That's not good. 454 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,093 [grunting, straining] 455 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,260 [wheezing]: And that's even worse. 456 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,346 -I'm not feeling any air, Grug! 457 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,598 -Huh, I don't get it. It was working earlier. 458 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,267 Maybe I just need to pull this lever a bunch of times. 459 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,727 [grunting] 460 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,104 [air blasting] 461 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,355 -Hold on, Philliam! 462 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:28,233 The winds of change are upon us! 463 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:33,238 -[wind blasting] -[screaming] 464 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,572 -[grunting] -[cranking] 465 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,199 -Grug! It's obviously broken. 466 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,576 -Ah, but maybe I'll fix it 467 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,287 by pulling the lever way too many times. 468 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,331 -[grunting] -[cranking] 469 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,625 -Well, I've had enough cave for one day. 470 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,335 I'm gonna go check on Phil. 471 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,795 -[Phil screaming] -Phil? 472 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:52,966 -[crashing, thudding] -[Phil screaming, grunting] 473 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,175 -Phil! -[wind blowing] 474 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:57,387 -Ah. Fresh, cool air. Told you I'd fix it. 475 00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:59,889 -Why were you in the wall? And what is that? 476 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,558 -Phil, I know you're trying to prove 477 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,518 you're the greatest inventor of all time, 478 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,271 but the stick of sounds has already been invented. 479 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,732 -[stick belches] -Ha, ha, ha! Best thing ever! 480 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:12,444 -This isn't a stick of sounds! It's a detonator! 481 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,737 And when I push this button, 482 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,531 the cocobooms I've planted will explode, 483 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,034 destroying this cave and everything in it! 484 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,495 -[click, goat-like scream] -[laughs] Gets me every time! 485 00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,581 Wait, did you just say you were gonna blow up the cave? 486 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,166 -And everything in it! 487 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,835 -So, say your goodbyes and-- -HOPE: Not the hot tub, Phil! 488 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,003 Not on my watch. 489 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,129 -Give me the detonator, Hope! 490 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,505 -I don't have it! 491 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,466 -Now, Ugga, be reasonable... 492 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,384 -Said the guy who's about to blow up the cave 493 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:39,346 because he's jealous! And I don't have it either. 494 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:40,638 PHIL: Grug! 495 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,016 [deliberate]: You're going to give me that 496 00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,559 because my voice 497 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,144 is molding your mind. 498 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,937 -Sure. Here you go. -Grug! 499 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,356 -I mean, no way! 500 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,816 You'll never get this from me, even if you talk to me! 501 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:52,901 [grunts] 502 00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:54,736 -Hm? 503 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,574 Ha! Thank you, Grug. 504 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,909 -[disappointed sighs] -Now, 505 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,619 what was I doing before all this commotion? 506 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,955 Ah, yes. Blowing up the cave! 507 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:09,542 -Which means it's time to go. Everyone out. -[Hope sighs] 508 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,420 -Wait! Phil! Look! 509 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:15,215 I think these are the people who lived in this cave. 510 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,883 -And why would I want to look at that? 511 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:20,053 -Because they look exactly like you, Phil. 512 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,346 -Yeah. [shudders] 513 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,181 * * 514 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:26,393 [Grug continues shuddering] 515 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,562 -Do you know what this means? 516 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:33,066 -Yeah! These cave people were uuug-ly! 517 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,068 -No, you grunt geyser. 518 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,529 It means the people who lived in this cave were Bettermans! 519 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,031 Which means those inventions 520 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,574 are actually mine! 521 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,535 -Not sure that's how it works, Phil. 522 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,453 -I don't know why I'm surprised. 523 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:46,746 It makes perfect sense 524 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,498 I'd be the descendant of brilliance. 525 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,500 Genius is a dominant trait, after all. 526 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,378 And to think I was going to destroy 527 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,672 this monument to human ful-Phil-ment! 528 00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:57,132 Spelled with my name, of course. 529 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,884 -Yeah! Like this stick that makes funny noises. 530 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,178 -[click, distant explosion] -Ah, it's broken. 531 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,596 -[gasps] -[click, airhorn blows] 532 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,598 -It's not broken because 533 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,101 it's not the stick of sounds! It's the detonator! 534 00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,394 [crumbling] 535 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,562 Run! 536 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:14,441 [all panting, yelling] 537 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,818 [screaming] 538 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:17,944 [rumbling] 539 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,946 [screaming] 540 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:23,158 [slow motion screaming] 541 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,368 [normal screaming] 542 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:29,247 [all groaning] 543 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,457 [gasps] 544 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,584 -Phil! You blew up the cave! 545 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,793 -Technically, Grug did, 546 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:35,462 but now's not the time to point fingers 547 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,464 because it's possible the cave might still be-- 548 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,466 -[all scream] -[crumbling] 549 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,760 -Bye-bye, massage chair. 550 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,261 -So long, ice machine. 551 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,888 -Farewell, hot tub. 552 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,599 You were the warm springs of my heart. 553 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,392 -Aw... 554 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:52,729 -Phil, I'm really sorry your ancestral cave is gone. 555 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,147 -Even though it's all your fault. 556 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:57,650 -The good news is the tree house is still standing tall. 557 00:21:57,692 --> 00:21:59,319 -[rumbling] -Hm? 558 00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:00,487 [loud crash] 559 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,614 Okay. Well, still standing. 560 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,617 [deep growling] 561 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,619 [nervous laugh] 562 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,663 -And that'swhat happened to the tree house. 563 00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,415 -Hmm... -Wow. 564 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,167 Now, that'sa story! 565 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:17,170 -Hang on, Gran. You weren't with us when we went to get Chunky. 566 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,798 -And you weren't here when we discovered that cave. 567 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,258 -Yeah. So, how do you know these stories? 568 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,885 [guffawing] 569 00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:26,346 [giggles] 570 00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:27,889 [giggling] 571 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,432 [screaming] 572 00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:32,060 [laughing] 573 00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:33,853 -Good questions. 574 00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:36,690 And the answers you seek can be found... 575 00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:38,775 in another story! 576 00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:41,277 -Many moons ago... -GUY: No-- 577 00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:44,572 * *