1 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:08,675 [screams, grunts] 2 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:14,055 * * 3 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:17,183 -[birds chirping] -Ah! It's a beautiful day. 4 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:19,602 To swing an ax at a tree. 5 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:22,313 [grunting] 6 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,232 -Another day of fixing the failures 7 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:25,817 of those less capable. 8 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,361 A Phil's work is never done. 9 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,280 [rhythmic squeaking, knocking] 10 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:33,283 [percussive grunting] 11 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:36,244 [dripping, banging, squeaking] 12 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:40,790 [yelling, grunting] 13 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,625 [goat-like screaming] 14 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:46,921 [cacophony] 15 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,548 [both sighing] 16 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,717 -Woo! What a day. 17 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,886 -Truly, it was a day indeed. 18 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:54,929 -And I know what I need right now. 19 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:57,223 -As do I. -[both sniffing] 20 00:00:57,932 --> 00:00:59,476 [high-pitched singing] 21 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:00,977 BOTH: Pie! 22 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,812 Huh? 23 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:05,774 * Let's live wild, the world's our own * 24 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:08,443 * We built this wheel now it's gunna roll * 25 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:12,697 * You know a spark becomes a fire wherever we go * 26 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,492 * Whoa-ho-ho * 27 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:17,660 * Stuck together, stuck, stuck together * 28 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:20,914 * It's an evolution for worse or for better * 29 00:01:20,955 --> 00:01:23,917 * To find some unity * 30 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:26,503 * For all humanity * 31 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:28,338 * Because we're stuck together * 32 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,674 * In one big family tree * 33 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,928 [Ugga humming] 34 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:36,846 * * 35 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:40,058 [both humming] 36 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,102 -PHIL/GRUG: It's mine! -[both growl] 37 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:44,229 -It's my pie, Phil. I deserve it. 38 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,438 -And what makes you say that? 39 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,899 Besides the sea foam occupying your skull? 40 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,943 -Well, first, I'm awesome, 41 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:52,362 and, B, I've been doing chores all day 42 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:53,738 to keep things going around here. 43 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,241 -And what do you think I was doing all day?! 44 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:57,951 -Sharpening your elbows and knees. 45 00:01:57,992 --> 00:01:59,828 -[gasps] No! I was doing chores 46 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:02,288 to keep this farm running at peak efficiency! 47 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:05,125 And since mychores are infinitelymore challenging 48 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:07,127 than the grunt work you do, 49 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:09,295 -that pie is mine! -Wait. 50 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:11,840 You think your chores are harder than mine? 51 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:13,508 -I don't think. I know! 52 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,135 -[growls] Gimme that pie! 53 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:18,013 [both grunting, struggling] 54 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:21,307 -Your burly bulk is no match for my dynamic dexterity! 55 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:22,934 -[growls] Mine! 56 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,144 -Very well! 57 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:27,647 You leave me no choice! Betterman Blitz! 58 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:31,067 Give! [grunts] Me! [grunts] My! [grunts] Pie! 59 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:34,112 -[struggling] You flesh lump! -HOPE: Phil! 60 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,447 What's going on here? 61 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,283 -Yeah. Grug, why are you wearing Phil? 62 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:41,119 -What? I'm not wearing Phil. I'd rather wear tar. 63 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,495 -Understandable. 64 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:45,165 Tar would be a vast improvement to this putrid pelt. 65 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:47,334 [coughing, groans, clears throat] 66 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:49,669 I'm simply helping this blustering behemoth 67 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,671 comprehend whose chores are most challenging 68 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,673 and thus more deserving of this pie. 69 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,842 -And while Phil's pie hole is flapping, 70 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,010 I'm gonna eat this pie! 71 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,386 [gasps, yelps] 72 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:01,056 -You will do no such thing! Unhand that pie at once! 73 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:03,850 -You two have done the impossible! 74 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,101 You've reached a new low. 75 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:08,063 -Exactly. And you don't have to fight over a pie 76 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:11,775 because I always have a backup pie to keep the pie peace. 77 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:14,027 -It's not about the pie. 78 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,362 [thud] 79 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:17,447 [grunts] It's the pie principle! 80 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:18,948 I don't want thispie. 81 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,285 [whoosh, ding] 82 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:24,371 I want thatpie. 83 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:26,748 -Don't be stubborn, Phil. Pie is pie. 84 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,875 [whoosh, ding] 85 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,543 -Sorry, but Phil's right. 86 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:32,712 It's thispie or die. 87 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:36,591 -Indeed. It's a simple a matter of pie Q, dear. 88 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:40,095 -Oh? Let's test your cry Q! -Ah, ah, ah! Clearly, 89 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:42,055 you two pie-babies deserve each other. 90 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:44,974 And for the record, your chores are equally hard. 91 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:47,060 But Grug can't do what Phil does, 92 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,853 and Phil can't do what Grug does. 93 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,730 So, it's pointless to have a competition 94 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,899 to decide whose chores are harder! 95 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:55,276 -Have a competition... 96 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:58,279 -To decide whose chores are harder! 97 00:03:58,321 --> 00:03:59,406 -Brilliant idea! 98 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:00,865 -No! I said-- 99 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,325 -Grug can do what Phil does. 100 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,035 -And I can do what you do. 101 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,412 -That's what I just said. 102 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,664 -No, you said Grug can do what Phil does. 103 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:10,000 -The point, you biological dead end, 104 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:12,585 is each of us will take on the other's chores, 105 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:15,922 and the last man, or man-beast, standing wins! 106 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:18,008 -Are you in. -To stomp you? 107 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,426 I'm all in! 108 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,428 -Thanks for the idea, honey. -Indeed, Ugga. 109 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,596 You inspired this glorious escapade, 110 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:25,306 along with Hope's delectable pie. 111 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:26,933 -Nope. You're not pinning this on me. 112 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,101 -Or me. -Too late! 113 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:29,394 [both sigh] 114 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,980 [birds chirping] 115 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,398 * * 116 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,526 -Gotta be honest, Phil. I didn't think you'd show up. 117 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,319 You must reallylike losing. 118 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:41,698 -And you must really like-- -[goat-like scream] 119 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,701 -You must reallylike-- -[higher scream] 120 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,619 -You must really-- -[lower scream] 121 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:49,122 -You must-- -[middle scream] 122 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:49,998 -You-- -[higher scream] 123 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,458 [frustrated growl] 124 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:54,294 You must really like... eh... 125 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,880 Oh! I forgot what I was going to say. 126 00:04:56,921 --> 00:05:00,592 May the best man, or almost-man, win. 127 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:03,219 -Good luck doin' my chores! -I don't need luck! 128 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:04,637 -You do! -No, you do! 129 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,765 -Right! So, I can give it to you! 130 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,516 -Give what to me? -Luck! 131 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:10,310 -Huh? I can't hear you! 132 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:11,811 -What did you say? 133 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:12,771 -What? 134 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,481 -What? -What? 135 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,816 -What?! -What?! 136 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:17,817 PHIL: What?! 137 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,652 * * 138 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,863 -You're sure about this? -That's what I heard. 139 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:24,908 They're trading chores, and whoever lasts longest wins. 140 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:27,077 -Wow. This is exciting. 141 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,371 Like a tornado that's on fire! 142 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,997 -Yes! Scorchnado! 143 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:34,334 And somebody just got a new Thunder Sister name. 144 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:35,877 [echoing] Scorchnado! 145 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,880 -You're right, Dawn. It's gonna be a disaster. 146 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:39,881 But with chores. 147 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,926 -Exactly. Chorenado! 148 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:44,469 [echoing] Chorenado! 149 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,012 -Are you done doing that? 150 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,681 -Only time will tell. 151 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,516 -Whatever happens, it's gonna be good. 152 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:50,892 Who do we think is gonna win? 153 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,687 -Well, Grug's chores require lots of heavy lifting, 154 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:56,022 and that's not exactly my dad's thing. 155 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,942 -This soup smells divine! 156 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:00,276 [straining] 157 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:03,780 Ah! My back! Why is this spoon so heavy?! 158 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:06,783 -So, yeah. Pretty sure Grug's gonna win. 159 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,576 -I don't know, Dawn. Your dad's chores require 160 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,537 the one thing my dad doesn't have. 161 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:12,747 -A healthy way to deal with his emotions? 162 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,040 -No. Patience. 163 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,084 -Be careful. The soup is really-- -[gulping] 164 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:17,627 -Ah! Hot! 165 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:20,463 -My back has stabbed me in the back! 166 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,549 -[flame roars] -Ah! Still hot! 167 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:25,468 -That was a bad night. For everyone. 168 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,636 -Even the soup. 169 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:28,513 -I still think Phil's gonna win. 170 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,890 -Guy? -Can they both lose? 171 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,017 -No. -Okay. 172 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,393 I guess I'll go with Phil winning then. 173 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,186 But mainly because science is on his side. 174 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,023 -Yeah, but Grug never quits! 175 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,566 [yelling, loud gulping] 176 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:41,109 -Neither does Phil. 177 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,986 [yelling] 178 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,529 -Well, no matter who wins, 179 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,073 there's only one thing that really matters today. 180 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,867 -Learning to respect each other? 181 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,577 -What? No! Snacks! 182 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:51,911 -Wanna make this interesting? 183 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,497 Team Eep and Guy versus Team Dawn and Thunk. 184 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,915 The team that's right gets to choose 185 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:58,752 all the games we play until the next moon? 186 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,879 -Deal. It's on like Dawn! 187 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,090 -And if there's snacks, it's sunk like Thunk! 188 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,134 Wait. I think I did that wrong. 189 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:14,517 So, this is where chickenseal eggs come from. 190 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:15,769 Huh. Who knew? 191 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,979 -Pfft! Collecting eggs is easy. 192 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,106 -Grug's gonna crush this. -Yep. 193 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,776 He's gonna crush every egg on the farm. 194 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:26,112 -[chickenseals clucking] -[mechanism clicking] 195 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:29,491 -[growls] This is taking way too long. 196 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:32,494 -[hard grunting] -[winding] 197 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:35,330 Huh? 198 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:38,708 Stupid Phil invention that doesn't work when you use it right! 199 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,543 No wonder Phil thinks this is hard. 200 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,253 Because he madeit hard. 201 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,714 Time to make it easy. [grunts] 202 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:49,594 Mm... [laughs] 203 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,054 * * 204 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,889 [both screaming] 205 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,140 [clucking] 206 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,935 Why are you mad at me for stealing your eggs? 207 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,937 [screaming] 208 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,146 [panting] 209 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,898 Yes! One left. 210 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:02,941 [grunts] 211 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,734 -Hm... 212 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,027 Ah! [grunts] 213 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:07,821 [grumbles] 214 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:09,656 -Okay, I'm all snacked up. 215 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:12,617 Let's erupt this volcano! 216 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:14,494 -Hm... 217 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:15,995 DAWN: My dad and an ax? 218 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:19,374 Not exactly a dream team. You still think he's got this? 219 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,792 -Phil built the tree house. 220 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,253 He knows how to use an ax. I mean, he has to, right? 221 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:24,337 [laughs] 222 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,715 -Right? -Okay. 223 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,926 [straining] 224 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:32,595 [sighs] This ax is so heavy! 225 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,807 It might even be heavier than Hope's spoons. 226 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:39,102 -He's doing it! -[struggling] 227 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,020 -I'm doing it! 228 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,813 -[loud chewing] No, he's not. 229 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,107 -Ah! No, I'm not! Whoa-- -[crash] 230 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:47,569 Oh. There has to be a better way. 231 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,279 Or a Betterman way. 232 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,782 [maniacal laughter] 233 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:56,244 [sighs] Okay, now I actually have to do something. 234 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,121 It took you countless moons 235 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:01,624 to grow from small seed to towering timber, 236 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:02,959 and the Betterman Blade Bearer 237 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,378 will undo that extraordinary feat of nature 238 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,589 -in mere moments. -[whirring] 239 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,174 [grinding] 240 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,092 [sawing] 241 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,635 [creaking, thud] 242 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:15,472 Yes! One step closer to claiming 243 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,349 victory pie! 244 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,434 All thanks to you, triple B. 245 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:23,063 -[screaming] -[whirring] 246 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:27,150 Oh no! Betterman Blade Bearer betrayal! 247 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,276 Quadruple B. 248 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,319 [screams] 249 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:32,405 [screaming continues] 250 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,492 [screaming, whimpering] 251 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:36,409 [whirring] 252 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,703 [screaming] 253 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:43,416 [screaming] 254 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,459 Hm. 255 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,503 [whimpering] 256 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,004 Hm... 257 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:51,591 I may need to invent a Betterman Blade Bearer Body Barrier. 258 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:54,260 A quintuple B. Ooh! 259 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,346 Ah! Ah! 260 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:59,015 Quintuple B backlash! 261 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,266 Six B's! 262 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,229 [humming] 263 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:08,983 Ah! Everything about this moment is peaceful. 264 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,527 -Ah... -[whirring] 265 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:13,613 -Beware Berserk Betterman Blade Bearer Blade Breakdown! 266 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,407 Seven B's! 267 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:20,078 [screaming] 268 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,539 -Well, that happened. 269 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,581 * * 270 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,125 -Bug nuggets successfully refilled. 271 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,626 I didn't miss anything, did I? 272 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,920 -[screaming] -[whirring] 273 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:30,880 -Whoa. 274 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,882 Phil needs to fix this leak. 275 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,968 Oh, wait. Today, I'm Phil. 276 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:38,638 -Stop a little leak? Okay, Grug definitelyhas this. 277 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,098 -You might be right. 278 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,350 Nobody can bring things to a screeching halt like Dad. 279 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,227 -Right. Like every time you and I are having fun. 280 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:47,063 But stopping a leak? That's Phil's domain. 281 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,106 -Hm... 282 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,899 Hey, I know how to fix this! 283 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,568 'Cause it's like a game! 284 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:54,320 Rock, leak, sharp rock! 285 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,363 Ha! 286 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:58,283 -Sharp rock beats leak! -[creaking] 287 00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,367 Oof! 288 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,786 Oh! [sighs] 289 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,583 Ooh! [frustrated grunt] 290 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,419 Huh. Leak beats sharp rock. 291 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,963 But rock beats leak! 292 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,341 -[rumbling] -Oh no. 293 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,509 Leak beats rock, too? 294 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,553 [screaming] 295 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:21,431 -Whoa! That leak got some air! 296 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,266 [humming] 297 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,351 [approaching scream] 298 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,271 -Grug! Stop falling from the sky! 299 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,939 -And rock beats Grug. 300 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,816 -Spike nuts, lightly salted. 301 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:35,445 Still nothing exciting to see, huh? [loud chewing] 302 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:36,780 [muffled screaming] 303 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,908 -And Grug thinks picking screamfruit is difficult. 304 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:43,244 Astonishing that humanity survived his ilk. 305 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:44,954 -[muffled scream] -[shudders] 306 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,999 Loud, haunting, yet delicious. 307 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,628 -[groans] Move, you bellowing berries! 308 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:54,047 [struggling] 309 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,883 Yield, you shrieking sustenance! 310 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:59,302 [yelling, panting] 311 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,888 -The good news is this can't get any worse for Phil. 312 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,807 -Never underestimate my dad, 313 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,975 especially when it comes to worse. 314 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:09,729 -Very well, basket. Let's see how immobile you are 315 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:13,441 when you feel the full force of Phil! 316 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,653 [screaming] 317 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:17,779 [grunts] 318 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,531 Ow... 319 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,574 This is impossible! 320 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:24,119 Because I'm thinking like a Grug, 321 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,455 which means I'm not thinking at all! Hm... 322 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,124 -[flame roars] -Yes! 323 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:32,335 Get ready to scream, screamfruit! 324 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:35,839 For mercy! But first, fawn at Phil's fancy footwork! 325 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,800 Woohoo-hoohoo! [laughing] 326 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,593 -Oh, no. -Told you. 327 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,679 -Okay. 328 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,348 Phil's using liftberries to carry a load of screamfruits. 329 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,349 Nice recovery. 330 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,351 Because science is on Phil's side. 331 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,687 -Yep, and that's why Phil is gonna win. 332 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,439 Science can carry the load. 333 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,358 [humming happily] 334 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,403 -[creaking] -[fruits screaming] 335 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,365 [screaming, splattering] 336 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,867 * * 337 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,869 -Is someone screaming? 338 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,580 [Phil screams] 339 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,123 [screamfruits, Phil screaming] 340 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:12,417 -I guess science can carry Phil, too. 341 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,377 -You know, from down here, it's hard to tell 342 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,255 which is the screamfruit and which is my dad. 343 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,965 -[birds chirping] -[Ugga sighs] 344 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:22,552 -There. Screamfruit without all the screaming. 345 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,137 [approaching scream] 346 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:24,846 Ah! 347 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,097 [splat] 348 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,141 [sighs] 349 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,809 Yep. Saw that coming. 350 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:32,270 -[approaching screams] -Ah! Oof! 351 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,731 That, too. 352 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,983 [Phil screaming] 353 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,361 -[splash] -But that's a twist. 354 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,365 [both screaming] 355 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,158 -I don't even mind if I miss something this time 356 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,826 because I have mossmallows. 357 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,913 And this snack juice is worth the squeeze. 358 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:53,249 Aah! No! Come back, mossmallows! 359 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,209 [screams] 360 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,044 [sighs] 361 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,338 [groans, sighs] 362 00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,964 [sighing] 363 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,299 [splash, Phil grunting] 364 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,259 [panting] 365 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,637 -Hey, Phil! Just doing some jumping jacks 366 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,097 'cause your chores are so easy, 367 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,099 my body still has energy to burn! 368 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,726 What happened to you? Do you need a towel? 369 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:15,271 Or are you ready to throw in the towel? Ha! Dry burn! 370 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,565 -What? Uh, no, of course not. 371 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,276 It's just that yourchores were so undemanding, 372 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:23,113 I decided to take a leisurely dip in the lagoon! 373 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:26,282 -Oh. Well, I still have lotsof energy. 374 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,617 -As do I. 375 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:28,910 [both panting] 376 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,621 -So we'll just keep doing each other's chores? 377 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,956 -With glee! 378 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,417 Unless, of course, you concede! 379 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,544 -That all depends on what that word means. 380 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,462 -It means give up. -Oh. 381 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,173 Well, in that case, no. 'Cause I don't give up. 382 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,093 -Indeed. I've seen you eat. 383 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,470 But you can't. Eat. Chores. 384 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:50,682 So, it's only a matter of time until you quit. 385 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,309 -Sure. It'll just take forever 386 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,645 'cause I'm. Not. Quitting! 387 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:56,980 [both growling] 388 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,440 -UGGA: Yes, you are. -BOTH: Huh? 389 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,401 -Your little competition is ruining my painting time. 390 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,154 -And my yoga time. I'd show you, but it's yoga. 391 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,114 -More importantly, 392 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,491 -you've ruined the farm. -[Grug and Phil gasp] 393 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,493 [clucking] 394 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,954 * * 395 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:15,290 -[goat-like scream] -[crash] 396 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,792 -Eh, it's not thatbad. 397 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,336 [Chunky growling] 398 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,505 -Actually, it isthat bad. But not to worry. 399 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:26,009 Grug will be happy to clean up this mess just as soon as I win. 400 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,094 -No! Philwill clean it up 401 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,513 while I enjoy my victory pie! 402 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,932 -Wrong. You're both going to stuff your stubbornness 403 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,517 and get over yourselves! 404 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,811 -Then, you're gonna clean up the farm together 405 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,646 because this competition is over. 406 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:39,606 -But-- -Grug. 407 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,066 -But-- -Phil! 408 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,275 -Ah. Very well. 409 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,943 Grug and I will clean up the farm. 410 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,071 -Right, Grug? -Ha! Never! 411 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,406 -[angry growls] -Okay, I-I'll do it right away. 412 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,493 -You made the right choice. -What she said. 413 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,286 -[clears throat] Don't cry, Grug. 414 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,330 Save your tears for when I win. 415 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:58,958 -First of all, I'm not crying. B, win what? 416 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,086 Hope and Ugga said the competition is over. 417 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,296 -True, but that doesn't mean it's over. 418 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,256 -That's so Phil of you, Phil! 419 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,425 You talk talk words that make no sense! 420 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,595 How can something be over and not over?! 421 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,721 [exasperated sigh] 422 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,056 -Let me dumb it down for you. 423 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,225 We're going to keep the competition going 424 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,560 without Hope and Ugga knowing! 425 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:18,728 Rhyme unintended. 426 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,398 [panting] 427 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:24,526 I'm severing the farm in half with this dividing vine. 428 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,112 First person to clean their half wins the pie. 429 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,573 [angelic music] 430 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:34,828 [high-pitched singing] 431 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,747 Hey! I didn't say go! No fair! 432 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,040 [panting] 433 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,625 -Just when we thought we were out, 434 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,918 they pulled us back in, 435 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,586 even though we never left. 436 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,965 -Yup. So, maybe we make it even interestinger. 437 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,259 -Not a word, but I'm still on board. 438 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,928 -Okay. Team Guy and I versus Team Dawn and Thunk. 439 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,596 Losing team helps the winner sleep 440 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:57,100 by making nightingwhale noises all night until the next moon. 441 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,769 [whale-like noises] 442 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,563 [loud bird cawing] 443 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,565 -[whale-like noises] -I don't know. 444 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,109 Nightingwhale noises never really help me slee-- 445 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,737 [snoring] 446 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,739 [thud, snoring continues] 447 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,370 No leaning, all cleaning. 448 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,873 -That's mypie! Mine! -PHIL: Wrong! 449 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:23,209 -Because thanks to the Betterman Garbage Go-and-Grab, 450 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:24,544 that pie is mine. 451 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,171 -Not according to my Crood Hands 452 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,173 That Move Trash to Your Side... 453 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,799 a-majiggers. 454 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,093 -Oh no, you didn't! 455 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,595 -Oh no, I did! 456 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:37,223 -Very well. You trash talk the trash talk. 457 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,934 Let's see if you can trash walk the trash walk! 458 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,978 -Ha! -[pop] 459 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,271 -[thud] -Oh, yeah? 460 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:46,107 Well, I see your trash, and I raise you a... 461 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,108 [snarling] 462 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,735 -Racobra?! 463 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,403 Ah! That's not clean! 464 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,238 Ah! That's just mean! 465 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,909 -Grug scores! Grug scores! 466 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,411 -Yes! Scorenado! 467 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:01,206 [echoing] Scorenado! 468 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,916 -So you weren't done doing that? 469 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,793 -Nope. I left that door open. 470 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:08,254 -Are you done doing that? -Only time will tell. 471 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,174 -Oh yeah. Forgot. -Thunk scores! 472 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,467 -Ah, nice one! 473 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:15,553 The old racobra play! A Dad classic. 474 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,098 -Yeah, but Phil has the science to beat it. 475 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,432 -Probably. -I don't know. 476 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,351 My dad doesn't handle venom well. 477 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:22,519 Poison in general, really. 478 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,604 -Yeah. I've seen this before on window. 479 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,774 -And my dad's gonna win by-- -No spoilers, T-Bone! 480 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,109 [squealing] 481 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,610 -Fun's over, pigators! 482 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,404 It's time for you to head to your pen 483 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,281 and that pie to head to my mouth. 484 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,658 -Just thought you should know 485 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,993 I took your racobra out of play. 486 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,955 [curious growl] 487 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,873 [mischievous growl] 488 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,459 [hiss] 489 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,753 And now, I'm going to take you out of play! 490 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,297 By using cocobooms to upheave your side of the farm 491 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,924 into a mess beyond repair. Ha! 492 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,843 -Cocobooms? Ha! 493 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,762 I'd like to see you try. You throw like a Phil! 494 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:58,805 -Fair point. 495 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,807 Fortunately, I don't need to throw, 496 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:04,394 thanks to my Garbage Go-and-Grab slash Cocoboom Cannon! 497 00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:05,478 [popping] 498 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,063 -[whistling] -Coco-no! 499 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:09,858 [grunting] 500 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,484 Caught every last one! 501 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,527 -[pop] -Huh? 502 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,696 There's more? No fair! 503 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:16,948 [pigators squealing] 504 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,451 Huh? [grunts] 505 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:23,079 -Game. Set. Pie. 506 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,331 Nothing can stop me now. 507 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:28,084 -[snarling, hissing] -Except... Ah! 508 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,086 You opened the gate. How? 509 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,463 [growling] 510 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,966 Gah! Racobras have hands! I knew that! 511 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,134 [screams] 512 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,345 [popping] 513 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,554 -[Grug panting] -[squealing] 514 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,640 -[Ugga humming] -[smash, goat-like scream] 515 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,268 -Do you think all that noise is Phil and Grug cleaning up? 516 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,020 -It better be. -[whistling] 517 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,688 -BOTH: Aah! -[smash] 518 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,776 -[popping] -[Phil screaming] 519 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,527 -PHIL: Go away! -GRUG: Never! 520 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,613 -So, they ignored us. -As usual. 521 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,448 -Which means wehave to fix this. 522 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,367 -As usual. 523 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:03,828 -Ready-- Ah! To quit-- Ah! Grug? -[snarling] 524 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:07,499 -Quit? Ah! Never! Ah! -[whistling, exploding] 525 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,376 -Well, then it appears you and I 526 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,127 will spend the rest of our days dodging racobras 527 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,712 and cocobooms! 528 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,215 -Huh! That's a long time! 529 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,591 -Indeed! Too long! 530 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,219 So, perhaps there's another way to end our standoff? 531 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,512 [grunts] 532 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,013 -Death? -[frustrated groan] 533 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,557 -Or something less permanent! Like a tie! 534 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:28,061 -A tie?! No way! I'm a winner! -[explosions] 535 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,605 Ah! A tie works, too! 536 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,774 -A tie it is! [gasps] 537 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:38,113 There. Now do something about this racobra! 538 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,614 -You got it. 539 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:42,117 Help yourself to as much garbage as you can carry, Dennis. 540 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,662 [chittering] 541 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,415 Problem solved. 542 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,917 -Is it? -Whoa! 543 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,419 What happened? 544 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,087 PHIL: What? We happened! 545 00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,755 -You were here! -Oh, yeah. 546 00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:59,467 And all because we couldn't share a pie. 547 00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:02,262 -Indeed. A delicious golden brown pie 548 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:05,932 with a crust so flaky it makes your troubles melt away. 549 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,100 [both sigh] 550 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:08,393 [angelic music] 551 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:11,271 [high-pitched singing] 552 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,272 [both growl] 553 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:15,775 [both panting, grunting] 554 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:16,818 [squeal] 555 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,948 [cheering] 556 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,325 [panting] 557 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:27,495 [grunting, struggling] 558 00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:30,498 [slow-motion yelling] 559 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:33,251 * * 560 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,547 -[music stops] -[both grunt] 561 00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:39,382 -Looking for this? 562 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,800 -Yes! How'd you know? 563 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,802 -No. Not until you stop all this 564 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,388 and agree that both of your chores are equally hard. 565 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,807 -Ugh, fine! They're the same. 566 00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:50,477 -Agreed. Our labors are equal. 567 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:51,728 Whether it's true or not. 568 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,647 -[both growl] -Uh, and it's true. 569 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:55,940 -Good. Glad that's settled. 570 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,193 And when you two finish cleaning up the farm, 571 00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,194 you can share the pie. 572 00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,613 -Very well. And to think, Hope, 573 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,490 all of this could have been avoided 574 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,241 if you had just made more pie. 575 00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:08,286 -Good point, Phil! Why didn't you think of that, Ugga? 576 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:09,829 BOTH: Hm... 577 00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:11,539 [grunting] 578 00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:12,832 [both groan] 579 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:17,379 -W-w-why'd you do that?! -Yes! 580 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:20,173 Uncalled for and, frankly, rude. 581 00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:22,342 -So, I guess we all lose? 582 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,469 -Sorta. But you know what I learned? 583 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,514 -Not a real question because you're not gonna wait for us to answer. 584 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,557 -I learned that there's a snack limit. 585 00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:32,894 Sometimes, you can have too much of a good snack, 586 00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:35,772 -and I'm snacked out. -[whistling] 587 00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:37,565 -[grunts] Ooh! Never mind! 588 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:41,277 Sky pie! Sky! [loud eating] 589 00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:44,572 * *