Previously, on Ezra
Like how does she know?
How does who know?
Anaya, okay, no one ever listens to me.
Oh my God, good morning!
How are we doing today, are we all excited to die tonight?
No one is dying.
I just don't get it.
Elaborate.
If Anaya signed a treaty
in the first place to keep the vampire hunters
and the vampires from killing each other.
Then that means the vampire hunters
were obviously successful at killing them.
We're gonna be dead soon anyways.
Oh, oh yeah.
Anaya and I have been like hanging out.
Who are you?
Who am I?
Oh, that is such a loaded question these days
The Hunter.
I thought we killed all of you.
Guess you missed one.
Ian has nothing to do with this.
And neither did Nathaniel.
That Was different.
He was my love
and you murdered him.
I can touch him, I'll kill you.
Well, you had 400 years.
Just need five minutes.
This is why you need to leave.
Where are you going?
Family fucking reunion.
♪ Me and my girls, yeah call us a coven ♪
♪ When it comes to loving
♪ They got my back when I go on trusting ♪
♪ Boys like you
♪ You're gone and buried
♪ The cemetery
♪ Boy, ain't it scary
♪ R.I.P., you're dead to me
♪ You're gone and buried
♪ I hope you're ready
♪ Boy, ain't it scary
♪ R.I.P., you're dead to me
♪ Cross my broken heart, I hope ♪
♪ you die, die
♪ Cross my broken heart, I hope ♪
♪ you die, die
♪ R.I.P you're dead to me
Poo, where's the boy toy.
This stops now.
Now, just when I'm about to have my fun.
Next time, I won't be so nice.
Where is he?
You know what your problem is.
You never seem to let things go.
Thanks for the unsolicited advice, Dr. Phil.
I have your stuff in the back already.
We can't just give up.
We're not giving up,
but Ezra's right,
Look, if you stay or I stay, then she kills us,
and then what?
She goes free.
If he's alone with her
then he has a better chance to stop her
without worrying about us.
Your issues are much deeper
than one heartache that happened centuries ago.
I mean, look at Kylo,
you've been here for how long
and you've already replaced her.
Loyalty runs far with you.
That two-faced trader ran off.
If I had to be around you for hundreds of years,
I would too.
You have no idea the sacrifices
I had to make and I will not
let them go to waste because some inept vampire
can't seem to get with the program.
You took away the one thing that I loved
Must be pathetic when the one thing you loved
didn't even love you.
People who love each other don't lie.
Lie.
Huh,
impossible.
She didn't tell you?
Oh my God, Kylo didn't tell you.
Tell me what!
Nathaniel was cheating on you.
And who would he dare to do that with?
Me.
What?
We need to stop the car
Ian!
We can't just leave!
This isn't an easy choice for me either, okay,
but staying is only going to make it worse for everyone.
We need to stop.
Stop the fucking car!
I just can't leave him at that church.
She's gonna kill him.
Wait, a church?
What church?
A church?
Yeah
A church.
Yes, a church.
Wait, in that book,
where does it say vampires come from
Hell, but Ezra says it's not that bad.
And she's bringing him to a church.
Yes, Gwen, we've established it's a church.
Ian, what's the opposite of hell?
Ah, I will drive you so far
into the ground that you'll miss hell.
You're not at all curious as to why your best friend
never told you
My duties were my focus.
Kyla was just trying to keep me
on track while you were trying to destroy it
On track.
Wow, That's some class A manipulation
and I'm a psychology major so I would actually know that.
Shut up, shut the fuck up!
He was a liar, cheater, manipulator.
He didn't want you, Anaya,
he wanted the money and power that came with you.
No, you have no idea what you're talking about.
Actually, I do because
you wanted the same thing I have now.
To be accepted, to be loved.
We aren't meant to be one thing,
forever self-sufficient, never to be loved
or seen unless covered in blood.
No, we do what we must to survive
Really. And how is that going?
Nathaniel never loved you, Anaya.
And you've spent centuries thinking he did
when you could have been loving someone else
You're gonna wish he killed you.
If it isn't king poo-poo and princess pee-pee
Shove it, Amber.
I'm guarding the door.
Either you move and I don't smash your head in
or you don't and I do it later.
What's the third option.
Take your pick.
Wait, isn't that like technically cannibalism?
Ezra!
Give that to me.
No.
Yes!
No!
Fine, let's just make out already
What?
Ow!
What is your problem?
You!
Who knew you were so masc
Ezra!
Aye yo, puta.
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Oh, thank God that's over with
Priyanka?
What's my name?
Priyanka.
I've been trying to get rid of that
bitch for centuries.
Who the hell are you?
Council, sweetie.
And I wouldn't get too brave with those bangs.
Thank you little bisexual boy for your service.
I'll be sure to let everyone know
that annoying bitch is dead.
Okay, but how did you know that she was dead so fast?
I'm a drag queen.
we know everything
True
Yeah, that's true
Bye fuckers!
I hate your bangs, they're ugly.
I'll grow them out.
Yeah, you better.
Bye!
Well, out of everything,
that was the most unexpected.
So, what now?
I don't know, but I really need coffee.