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Previously on "Ezra".

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I'm looking for the
psychology department.

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I'm here to meet a friend.

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Who?

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Tall, annoying,
sounds like a banshee.

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Ugh, Ezra.

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You know Ezra?

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You and I are gonna
go for a drink later

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to talk about your friends.

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One of your other therapy
patients was looking for you.

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Other patients?

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What was her name?

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Kylo.

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Kylo is like Aniya's best
friend, sidekick, confidant.

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Honestly, I don't know.

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It's like a very
weird power dynamic.

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Wait, who's Aniya?

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Wait, Aniya as in vampire
killer cousin Aniya?

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Yes, thank you for
validating my crisis.

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She is...

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Here.

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What took you so long?

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This fairy world
is making you slow.

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Ian has has nothing
to do with this.

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And neither did Nathaniel.

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That was different.

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He was my love,
and you murdered him.

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If you fucking touch
him, I'll kill you.

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Well, you had 400 years.

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I just need five minutes.

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Like how does she know?

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How does who know?

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Aniya, okay?

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No one ever listens to me.

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I'm listening.

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It's like, she
wants me to leave.

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You know what I'll
do? I'll leave.

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Do I get a bon
voyage package? No.

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Do I get a thank you? No.

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You know what I get Derek?

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I don't.

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I get a panic
attack brought on

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by a fucking failed
death threat.

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Oh my god. I feel
like Joshua Bassett

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after Olivia Rodrigo got
her driver's license.

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And how does
that make you feel?

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Defeated, sad, I don't know.

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Why are you asking
me so many questions?

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Trying to stimulate the mind.

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Hello, Earth to Mars landing.

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My mind is obviously stimulated.

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You're the therapist.

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I'm a mess.

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I mean, look at you,
stuffed broccoli.

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Ezra, it's 2022.

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Who are you to
judge who we love?

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That's it.

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♪ Me and my girls

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♪ Yeah, call us a coven

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♪ When it comes loving

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♪ They got my back

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♪ When I go on trusting

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♪ Boys like you

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♪ You're gone and buried

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♪ The cemetery

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♪ Boy, ain't it scary

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♪ R.I.P you're dead to me

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♪ You're gone and buried

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♪ I hope you're ready

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♪ Boy, ain't it scary

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♪ R.I.P you're dead to me

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♪ Cross my broken
heart, I hope you die ♪

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♪ Die

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♪ Cross my broken
heart, I hope you die ♪

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♪ Die

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♪ R.I.P you're dead to me

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When I first got
here, I was careful.

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Careful, never to slip up.

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Careful, never to be caught.

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Careful to never get
outed, literally.

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After centuries of
living in the shadows,

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all I wanted to do was
step into the light.

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I never thought I
could have this life

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with Gwen, Ian, the humans.

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I always thought they
were the scary ones,

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the insane, the ill-informed.

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I mean, have you seen
the movie, "Cats"?

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I couldn't even imagine
what this would be like.

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The fuck are you
doing in my house?

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My god.

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Is that a body?

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"Oh my god, is
that a body?" Yeah.

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Excuse me.

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Men are so emotional.

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Or maybe for so long,

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I wanted something I
thought I could never have.

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So I made up every other reason

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or distraction to
avoid that realization.

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So I never had to
accept that reality,

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so I never had to
feel that pain.

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Yet, here I am, standing
coldblooded and happy

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in the exact spot I
thought I'd never be.

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Oh my god, good morning.

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How are we doing today?

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Are we all excited
to die tonight?

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No one is dying.

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Oh my god, hi.
My name is Ezra.

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It's so nice to meet you,

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since you obviously forgot

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the live action horror
movie we saw last night.

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I just don't get it.

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If a treaty was made
in the first place,

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then the humans
were obviously able

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to kick the vampire's
asses, right?

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Elaborate.

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If Aniya signed a
treaty in the first place

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to keep the vampire hunters

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and the vampires from
killing each other,

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then that means
the vampire hunters

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were obviously successful
at killing them.

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Otherwise, why have a treaty?

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Meaning there's a way for
humans to kill vampires.

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This is so insensitive.

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We're not killing you.

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It's the principle.

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Okay. Come on
guys, reel it in.

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Unless one of you
has some magic gun

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that is strong enough to kill

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the most powerful vampiress
of literally all time,

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I suggest we sing
"Kumbaya", get blacked out

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and destroy our last
few hours on earth.

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Hey Aaron, how's it going?

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Ezra.

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Oh, I don't give a shit Eric.

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Shut the fuck up.

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We're gonna be
dead soon anyways.

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What did you say?

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Oh, oh yeah.

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Aniya and I have been
like hanging out.

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Who knew blood was
such a kink. Crazy, eh?

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Well you knew because you're a
little gay vampire lover boy.

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We're gonna miss you. We
really will.

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Later, freaks.

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Well, you really do
attract what you put out.

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As if it couldn't
get any weirder.

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Wait, if Amber's in
cahoots with Aniya,

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what happened to
that other girl?

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Morning?

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Who are you?

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Who am I?

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Oh, that is such a loaded
question these days.

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Well, let's start.

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My pronouns are he/him.

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I'm a Virgo.

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I think I'm straight,

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but who really is
anymore these days?

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Don't move.

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Fuck you.

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Kylo Konstine.

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You've been around
for some time.

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A hunter.

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I thought we killed all of you.

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Guess you missed one.

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So here's how this is gonna go.

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I'll ask you a question.

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You give me the correct answer,

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and I won't rip
open your insides.

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Where's Aniya?

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How did you know I was here?

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Same way you knew about Ezra,

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through the blood vein.

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It was you.

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You're the one who
sent the message.

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Well, I mean, I don't
want to take all the credit.

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There are male
couriers and drivers,

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and I mean, they just work

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through an entire
global pandemic.

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Can you not be so
fucking insensitive?

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Where's Aniya?

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Answer the fucking question.

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Are you fucking deaf?

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Stop, you fucking bitch.

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Why? You scared a woman's
about to beat your ass?

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It's okay. Must make
a new enemy anyway.

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What are you?

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I'm not most men.

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You ever heard of clover
henbane and monkshood?

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No.

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Yeah. Well, besides being
the most powerful holy herbs,

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they're also
surprisingly really good

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for a juice cleanse.

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Have fun in hell, bitch.

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You need to leave.

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I won't.

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Gwen is going to be
here in 30 minutes.

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When she gets here, you're
going to go with her.

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Do you understand?

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If I leave, I'm never
gonna see you again.

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There is so much more to life

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than the cage I have
put you guys in.

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Promise me you'll go.

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This is why you need to leave.

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Where are you going?

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A family fucking reunion.