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Previously on Ezra.

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There's Ian.

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You are so in love with him.

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I am not.

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Wow, did you go
to McDonald's today?

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No.

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Weird, I saw you
eating out, lesbo.

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Is she always that aggressive,

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or does Halloween
bring it out of her?

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Sadly, always.

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Hope to see you around.

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Happy Halloween.

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Then I met my
best friend, Gwen,

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and this guy, Ian,
who's just amazing,

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but he just brought
me to a Halloween,

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vampire themed photo
op where he almost

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just pissed himself like
a pre-pubescent boy.

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If love is true, it
will always be real,

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and nothing supernatural
or not can destroy that.

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Are you moving it?

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Yeah.

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Is this stuff even real?

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Like, are there really ghosts?

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Bitch, you're literally
a mythological creature.

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You don't know?

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Bitch, I don't
fucking know everything.

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I don't know.

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Sometimes I feel like
there has to be more than,

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than this.

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Like the other day
I was reading up

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on Filipino folklore which
I didn't know existed,

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and I was like, holy shit.

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The stories they told were
literal coping mechanisms,

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the monsters, the aswang,
et cetera, et cetera,

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during colonial times.

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And then it dawned on me.

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This is how my people
dealt with literally

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losing their entire culture.

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But, this was
pre-colonial times.

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So maybe there's an
entire spirit world

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that I don't even have access to

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because of generations
of emotional trauma.

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Ugh, is this naturally
fermented, 'cause,

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it tastes kinda funky.

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I literally have no idea.

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♪ Me and my girls,
yeah, call us a coven ♪

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♪ When it comes to lovin'

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♪ They got my back
when I go on trusting ♪

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♪ Boys, like you

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♪ You're gone and buried

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♪ The cemetery

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♪ Boy, ain't it scary

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♪ R.I.P, you're dead to me

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♪ You're gone and buried

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♪ I hope you're ready

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♪ Boy, ain't it scary

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♪ R.I.P, you're dead to me

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♪ Cross my broken
heart, I hope you die ♪

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♪ Die

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♪ Cross my broken
heart, I hope you die ♪

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♪ Die

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♪ R.I.P, you're dead to me

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Why are humans, people,
just so complicated?

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Like why is there so
many schools of thought?

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It's just, try not being dumb.

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Right, uh, anyway,

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I was wondering if you wanted
to have dinner tonight?

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Yeah, that'd be really nice.

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With my parents.

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Parents, with my
fucking parents?

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Who the hell says that,
I mean, and a libra-

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What is your issue?

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Your psych degree
didn't teach you

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to deal with your anxious
attachment problem?

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Actually, I'm
anxious avoidant,

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so it'd be better for
me, to anxiously avoid.

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Wow, you've left
your satanic cult,

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just to be a little bitch.

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Cool!

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I am being cautious.

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And being chaotic,
I don't know.

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There are rules, strict
vampiric rules that-

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Move.

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Strict vampiric rules, that
go back hundreds of years.

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Oh, of course there are,

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oh, let me guess,
rule number one.

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Don't wear anything
other than black.

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Oh my god, yeah,
you're actually so-

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No!

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Rule number one, never court-

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With mortals.

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Oh.

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Okay, well what
happens if, you know,

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that happens?

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Okay, well, nothing has
happened yet, thank you.

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And I'm just, I'm never
going back there, okay.

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I'm just confused or concerned

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on what happens if they
find out, then what happens?

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No one has found
out anything so far.

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And last I checked,
you disowned them.

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You came here for your
happiness, E, not theirs.

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So go out, have fun.

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Ian's a great guy.

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And don't fuck this up.

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Like what is this, drag race?

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Ezra!

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You're a genius.

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So, mister broccoli and I-

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Sorry, Broc, and I,

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have been getting to
know one another, and-

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Turns out we have
a ton in common.

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He's really helped me
accept my inner child and-

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Oh my god!

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Congratulations!

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I am so happy for you two.

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Okay, well, I'm gonna
leave you guys to it.

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And have fun.

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Oh, look at my lovely Ian!

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Look how cute you are!
- Here you go, honey.

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Thank you.

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Ezra, I've heard
so much about you!

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- Mhmmm.
- Chicken?

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He doesn't eat meat, mom.

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Ah, presbyterian, yeah.

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- There's the salad.
- The salad, yeah, no meat.

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Gil made it himself,
it's delicious.

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I did, mhmmm, got the
recipe off that show

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I've been watching, new
presbyterian cook off, yes.

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- Yes, oh yeah.
- Oh, absolutely.

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Oh, dig in.

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Hey, you good, you okay?

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Yeah, um, I'm just gonna
run to the bathroom, where?

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- Oh, sure.
- Oh, sure, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, it's just
right down the hall.

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Awesome, thank you.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, okay.

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- Thank you.
- Yeah.

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There's no way.

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Fuck.

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Pick up the phone,
pick up the phone,

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pick up the phone,
pick up the phone,

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pick up the fucking phone.

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Aren't you supposed to be
with Ian and his parents?

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SOS, I
have to kill myself.

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Just relax, breathe,
you're so dramatic.

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I'm out of blood.

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What?

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Bitch, I'm out of blood.

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Okay, well can't you
just wait til you get home?

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No, if I don't
start drinking soon,

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I will not be the flirty,
funny, sexy version of me.

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Okay, well, what do you
want me to do, kill someone?

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Gwen, I would
literally never ask you

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to do anything you
don't want to do.

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Ezra, I'm not going
to kill someone.

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Why must I be subjected
to this torment,

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like literally what have
I done to deserve this?

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Just, breathe.

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I'll be there, ASAP.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep,
okay, everything is fine,

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everything is great, we
are looking dead as shit,

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but that's great, okay.

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I am not live, laugh, loving.

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Yeah, okay, you're still
in the meeting, right, okay.

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- Yeah.
- Okay, all right.

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- You need-
- Just, you know, eat up.

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Hey, welcome back!

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Oh, looking great,
look at that, amazing!

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So, Ezra, I heard you're
in the psychology program,

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at Woodcrest, what interests you

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in our teeny tiny little brains?

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Um, I just like
the understanding of
what makes us tick.

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Well, I think that's great.

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Lord only knows
people have issues.

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Speaking of which, tequila?

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- Ooh, we love tequila here!
- Oh, my god.

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We literally just
started dinner!

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I'll have one.

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Hey, need help with that?

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I don't think that
tiny little figure

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can handle all that meat.

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Maybe it can.

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Come on,
you know the song!

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God, you are so right.

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I am so small and so tiny,

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would one of you
big strong men help?

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Maybe one of you should go
inside and tell my friend,

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she's also getting lots of meat,

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and I'd bet she'd give
anything for the help.

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How much meat can you handle?

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'Cause, I've got lots of it.

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Why don't you go
in and find out?

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So, Ezra, what
does your family do?

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Um, they're in a cult.

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I mean like, trapped by
their corporate jobs.

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- Oh!
- Yeah.

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- Yeah, right.
- Insurance, I mean,

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like they can't get out of it.

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I had a friend, named Bobby,
you remember Bobby, right?

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Oh, yeah, Bobby,
the little guy.

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Yeah, he's like, looks
kind of like a minion,

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but not as yellow, he
did have the overalls,

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same thing happened to him.

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Yes, yes, yeah.

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Yeah, I just, we're
not, yeah, yeah.

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Sorry, give me one second.

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It's actually them, right now.

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Sorry, I'll be right back.

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Yes, yes,
yes, go, go, go!

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Oh, what
wonderful parents.

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I love that he picks
up his parents' phone calls.

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Come on.

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You found this at the store?

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Him and his friend
were brave enough

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to start bragging
about their meat,

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so I thought why not
let them be meat?

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I stand by my decision.

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I'll take a sec.

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It's been like,
literally five minutes.

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They love you.

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What?

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I'm so glad we did this.

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Me too.

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Mmm.

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Did you hear?

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We found your
little cousin, Ezra.

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He fled to the mortal world.

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What?

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Oh, yeah, and I heard
through the blood vein,

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that he's in cahoots
with a human?

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So embarrassing.

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Find him.